The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 178 – Hillary 2020 baby

Episode Date: October 24, 2019

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And Clinton Hill was recording. Yeah. All right, we're back. We're talking about neighborhoods. Keep going. Tell everybody Clinton Hill was bedside. Wow. And then it was a real estate thing. They're like, it was real estate. They won't move to bedside, but they'll move. And now they have Stuyvesant Heights, which is also just bedside, but they changed the name there because they want to make people live farther on the air. I think it's an old is an old crazy because if it was new, it would sound prettier than Dutch kills. Yeah, we got big city amber on the FTA. By the way, people now ask me to sign things with. They're always sort of disappointed that I'm like a hearty beat up. I'm sorry. That would FTM

says for fat to do men. Well, I'm actually I'm FTM. I am. Yeah, I took pills to become an FTA. I had you guys, you guys must have known guys with big titties, right? Like just a lot. We know one. Yeah, not me. I don't even first of all, no, that's not what I'm talking about. So where they developed that posture. Yes, where it's like to hide their breasts. Yeah. No, this is just what I look like. These are pecs, bro. That does actually seem like it really sucks. Like when you see a guy with just like not like round, yeah, like not just a fat man, like, yes, is actually that I want to feel like a genuine pity for that. Because that sucks. Although there must honest, some some trans women probably get

that. Yeah, no, no, I know a girl who like that might be they get top surgery. But what I'm saying is what if you're one of those got by logic? So one of those guys can get top surgery like a trans woman or like a trans man need top sometimes people have like, you know, they want their titties more than one X chromosome. So you know, they got a head start. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Thank you for list trying to listen. I was just confused. Yeah, I bet you are. You're saying if a guy with Druby titties transitions not Druby beautiful beautiful circular. Yeah. Yeah. Then then they get to hold on to those titties. I wonder if you could do liposuction on the rest of their body to keep the titties

because if you if you worked out, I knew a friend of mine who had big titties in high school. And I was a white white white people suction, white, white people suction. Yeah. That should do me do white people. Excuse me. Will you suck my penis? That's just you calling trying to get your dick sucked. Can I get white people suction? White male. I'm trying to get a happy ending, dude. I don't have any massage. Yeah. It's a good way to end a massage. I'll say that. Yeah. What about a happy beginning? No, not a slave. I want an independent practice. It'd be fun to sing that while getting in the hands. Take the rhythm by your own hands. Go to like, you know, Williamsburg for a girl with a septum

ring for the happy ending. True, true, true. But that's a lot of travel. It is. You want to be an ethical consumer. You're right. Fuck. If you talk about it on the pod, you can expense it. I can expense it. What about what if they opened up? What if we started teaching septum pears and girls how to massage? What if I started a scholarship program for for for sex workers without the funds to go to masseuse school? Yeah, that could be my that could be my fucking. I think that's a good idea. Thank you, my charity baby. He's cool for yeah, bitches who give back rubs. Yeah, right. Yes. And that way we can get ethical farm to table. Ethnical. Ethnical consumption. I would take ethical consumption. Yeah. Yeah,

my wife, she she passed away from ethical consumption. What is that in this one? It's that's mixing up a lot of things. Yeah, it's tuberculosis. Oh, consumption. I get it. Yeah. I'm sorry. Take me a minute. She died of ethical consumption. So how was everybody's weekend? You know, we were just talking about Amber. I saw Amber at the Bernie rally. I'm jealous, dude. If you had sex with Susan Serendon, I'm going to be pissed. I fucked Susan. Are you kidding? Yeah, when he dropped, fucked her first. No, but Amber fucked her first. But whatever. Chris Serendon made him. You know what? You could do worse. Is he hot? Yeah. Who is that? Her brother? No, Chris Serendon and Serendon Serendon got married when they

both started being actors and then she became famous and divorced him and kept his name. Oh, that's right. We talked about that. She's more famous than him with his name, which is a really alpha move. He's between that and the perfect big naturals. Frankly, his credit is not being not Michael Norrie. As you see, you see guy, you know, like, is that Chris Serendon and it's Michael Norrie? Oh, who's Michael Norrie? Michael Norrie. Norrie. Yeah, I think we had this exact. We had Chris Serendon. Princess Bride. That's right. Yeah, he's in Princess Bride. Like that's I think his biggest role. He's in Fright Night. That Princess Bride is pretty big. Yeah, and he does good of it. I tried. Well, I finally

tried watching that movie. It's gay. Yeah, it's gay. Yeah, you can't watch it. And if you like it, you're gay. Yeah. Yeah, if you watch it as a kid, it was probably fine. Yeah. Same thing. Ted Cruz is his favorite movie. Yeah, I rewatched giant recently and that was good. So I only saw that as an adult. I've never seen it. I don't remember. I think I saw it as a kid. Does he fight? He's a giant who only wants to do good, but he's made for as a war machine. Damn. Is there fighting? He doesn't know any better. Damn. So he's just military tries to kill him. But he says fuck my dick military. He he his will triumphs and he goes against his evil nature. That sounds good. I would watch that. Yeah, it's

about sacrifice. It's about epoxy. It's Adam likes to fuck up. He's going to touch super glue and then touch all a bunch of other stuff in my house. He wants to make sure he gets fucking silicone and super glue all over his fingers so you can you're like a microphone. I like dried glue. Like a little ball without any charm. Yeah. Well, you would you feel it? Would you peel it off your dick? Would I peel dried glue off my dick if I had to? If I had it all over my dick, I probably would. I would like would you would you smear it on a thin layer for the express purpose of wiping it off? No, but I used to eat it when I was a kid. You were. Well, not an apocalypse like paste. Paste eating kids. Not you were

the paste eater. Like the clear pasting 401 which he took in his senior year at GW. I did not have a senior year if you knew anything. We're going to get I did three years and graduated early. Adam is the best to have more time to have sex. Can I to save money? So miss his teacher. I accidentally sucked on the glue stick like a day. I told you not to put anything that looks like a cylinder out here. I will suck on it. My mom wrote you the letter Adam and geometry class like Mrs. Feinberg. What are we going to learn about cylinders? Calm down. We'll get to the cylinders. We're working on on cubes right now. Can I move ahead in the book? I already did all the homework so we can get to the cylinder part. That would

be cool. Someone was that gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got his ass. Got his ass. That would be funny to be in college and call the professor Mrs. Teacher. Yeah. The you did I used to eat the glue that like they'd like affix mailers like like in like magazines they'd affix like the like the thing you tear out to like mail. Yeah. Yeah. I used to eat that when I was a kid because I had a little chewy thing to I don't know. He means the shit that yeah you peel off and peel it off. There is nothing more similar to like old come. It's not old come doesn't dry like that. Yeah. It's come a vacuum evaporates. It's pretty similar though. No. It's come makes things crusty. It does. Yeah. If you didn't know if you didn't make

it. No. If you didn't really know what come was like you would think that's what it was like that shower come that congeals immediately. It is a little bit like that. Yes. It is like shower come. That's true. What is shower. Don't pretend. Don't pretend. What the hell is going on here. Somebody spilled cottage cheese all over the floor of the shower. Don't pretend like you haven't seen come in water. Like Dasha. Did you spill cottage cheese. I don't know who that is. I don't know you're talking about. She's moved out seven months ago. You're like did you spill cottage cheese again. Wow. That's true. I'm sorry. It was funny to me. I couldn't help myself. It is funny to think of Adam morning come out of

his head and do his ex girlfriend that's been gone for anything. I guess Dasha left cottage cheese in the shower again. Yeah. That is funny. It is funny. I'm not trying to be mean. I couldn't help myself. He's the iron giant iron giant. He's the reverse. Yeah. I'm the reverse is made for war. But he wants to be peaceful. No. He's the exact until. Yeah. He's made. He's made for peace. Harry Connick Jr. and a boy teach me to not be evil anymore. Are you waiting? I'm hoping I get a lot more Harry Connick Jr. now that Jeff Goldblum is a sex pest. Oh yeah. He's right here. I don't think it's been established. I think it's rumours is this thing that he just slinks around being creepy because like that's his

whole. Everyone knew that there was an interview with this huge dick out. Oh my God. He definitely does respect. Yeah. That's a big dick kind of guy. That is a big kind of guy. I mean like the term big dick energy is overused but like you can tell by the. I'm not shocked at all. Yeah. I definitely could see Goldblum just walking around with a monster. If I remember correctly I think it might actually be like overly big like. Wow. Is there any movies where you can kind of see a cock print that we can check out? No but you can just find naked pictures of the Apple commercial. The old Apple. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's it's about creativity. It's about dancing. I feel I I hated those commercials. I don't even remember

that. That was like for the old Macintosh computer. Macintosh. Are you gay. Try it out. It's San Francisco. How do you know you don't like kissing a guy. Macintosh. You're in a bathhouse. You're trying to get clean. We're here in San Francisco. We're just I can't wait to just try. Just give it a taste. Just try it out once maybe. So what who's who's saying Goldblum is a sex pest. Some lady some journalist is like I've gotten so many emails. Well it's the cool cliff. Right. Right. That's crazy to do that. And then married like a billionaire. Yeah. She's like she just does nothing all day but tweet. She tweets and takes down takes down honorable men that look like hotter versions of me. He is totally

a hotter version of me. Yeah I know. Wait. She hasn't published anything. Well if you hate that direction. What did you say stop. But she didn't publish anything. She just said she just tweeted like I've heard. She said she's collecting emails and they're shocking. You know journalism. Collecting emails. You know email collector. Isn't that weird to just say before you like before you write. That's what we would call unethical yeah. That is that's what I'm a journalist would be you know. That's what I was recommended for. As a man who you're not supposed to give teasers. He's probably just one of those guys that's like 50 or 60 and fucks like 19 year olds and it pisses off ladies. That's

true. But I mean you could also be raping. You never know. He could. I don't know. Let's wait for the story. I'm not going to look into it because as far as I'm concerned it's just celebrity gossip. It's bad like as bad as the Kevin Spacey stuff like he fucking like like raped a 14 year old girl. And then Kevin Spacey is like Jeff Goldman was like I just I'd like to come out publicly and say that I'm Jewish to preempt the story. I struggled with this identity. Spacey stuff was weird because I have like literally three different friends who like told me like well before they're like it's a thing when you see Kevin Spacey at like a bar you like avoid him because he gets drunk and he will grab

your dick. Yeah. I knew a guy that was in drama school in London. He was like a guest professor for this semester and he's like can you imagine your place in drama school in London. He wasn't a gay guy. Can you imagine. It's straight but but he's like he's like he's like good one Amber middle school. My friend Bernardo laughing at there was like a commercial for like this guy. It was some show on like the home network. This guy named Christopher or something. It was a gay guy that was in. Oh I remember that show around with a rabbit. The bald guy with the beard. And he would just run around with him. He was the gayest guy. We would laugh so hard at that guy. My parents used to watch a ton

of HGTV and my dad would always turn it off when that guy came on because he was too gay. I forget it. It's like something like Christopher. I think Christopher stopped it and he was just but the commercial wasn't even him decorating. He just had this ribbon like run around like a fucking ribbon. That guy ruled like a flat white you know that like that where it's just like a white screen here. I just watched the Simpsons app yesterday with with John Waters were over. I love that one. We're home. We're so big fat party where it takes. He takes Bart to a get a gay steel. That is the best. He tries to take him to a manly place. He's like he's like why would you take him to a gay steel. We work hard. We play. Christopher

Lowell. Yeah. Christopher Lowell. Yeah. No my great grandmother loved him. My dad reacted that way to him and to Chris Kattan from SNL. He's like the joke is that he's gay. He's like I don't fucking get it. He gets so mad. One of those guys who spent his career like being someone who acted kind of a feminine. Yeah. He's right way right afterwards. Wait really because he cooked himself with his own act basically. This is my theory. Really. He spent the whole time like being mango or whatever. Yeah. You have to lash out later and hate women. He's not gay. No he's not. He probably is. I don't know this guy. I don't know this Christopher. Christopher Lowell. He's great. I wish I could find that commercial.

After suddenly Susan Christopher Lowell on fucking TBS. He would do like the network bumpers or whatever. Just be him like running around like the fucking screen. As an 11 or 12 year old just weeping. Just because a man is gay. Yeah. Now I remember going to there was another thing is like my aunt had a barbecue and she invited some gay guy and fucking me and my cousin. We were like eight and we were like that guy. He's like we got nice. He probably collects dolls. Yeah. We're offering him like our other cousins like baby doll. She had to be like hey. He has a child trying to play an adult game. He didn't get. I mean he didn't assume that we were being homophobic. Yeah. He was like a nice person. Yeah. I know he's

like hey. You're like. Look who that is. It's your girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You get away with everything you just still have that innocence. Oh yeah. The innocence of childhood of childhood. Just ripping up all the tulips out of the Indian family's yard. The innocence of childhood. Destroying that Indian in this garden. Missing in their mailbox. God. What a fucking annoying child neighbor you must have been. Well it was mostly I interestingly enough a South African friend named Adam who was also Jewish and he was sort of the instigator. Oh really. Yeah. Blame the Jews. He's like we're the idea man and then we find it Nick to do it. We wouldn't do it ourselves. Light the Vietnamese family's house on the corner

of the house. Nothing. We beat the shit out of him. I don't know why we did it. Oh my God. Is this your Wahlberg moment. It's a Wahlberg story. No. And I felt I remember feeling bad for him immediately. Like he was on his bike. We kicked him off the bike and then knocked him around and then I was like I'm real sorry. Like immediately like picked him back up put him back on the bike fix like the keys to my mouth where the fucking the water bottle holder like came off the bike. I like put it back on. We're like all right later man. How old are you. I don't know like six or seven. Just like that feral age. Yeah. And that kid he didn't even process that for years later. He probably had no idea. I remember

going past her house one time and his older sister who I didn't you know I was a child so I wasn't horny but now that I think back I probably damn I probably really would have wanted to fuck that. If you were horny six. Yeah. Well she would sit out. She was like she had like whiteout and she was painting. I remember it like sticking with me this like burned in memory of she was sitting outside her house and right out she wrote fuck like on her inner thigh. Oh yeah. That's Nick girl. She's trying to get she's trying to get green. Mentally ill being a nice girl that was older than me. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm like I got to beat up your brother. I got to beat the shit out of your brother. Yeah. You're

making her her brother wear her clothes. Put these on. Put these on and hold my hand. Oh I got to go. Christopher Lowell's on. It's the funniest. I have to laugh at him. I have to also laugh at every other game and I see and be obsessed with them and think about them over and over again all the time. Current theme in my life. Damn. Yeah. Those Montgomery County trashy. That's what that's a nice thing about diversity man is you realize every type of person is a piece of trash. Every race has their own trash. And it's beautiful to see. Yeah. That's trash. There's Vietnamese plenty of Jewish trash. Oh it's all mostly Greeks Greeks are almost exclusively trash. That's what they say. As a race Jewish community

have an expression one man's trash is maybe worth 15 cents 35 cents. You can get a couple of cents for this. You put that in the bank in four years. That's 72 cents. It's one of their expressions. I heard this story about my ancestors like my grandma's didn't happen. My grandma's parents they were like so they made it up to create Israel. No they're so poor. Never. They had 10 kids. They were all zero chance. They were all born in different towns because they kept getting kicked out of the towns because they were like horse thieves. Why did they keep why do they keep fucking cream pying if they were so poor. Tell you what that's what poor people do horse thieves at the horse track. That's

where you could do that. Yeah. Oh what's the code for what Pussy dot com for our betties my book at my bookie stupid mother are you kidding. I'm sorry I forgot. You could have just said nothing. Well someone asked Big Dave asked me today what the code was. Cool man. Dave who's much my bookie dot com. He's absolutely much cooler than he is. He's just a dad in Vancouver suburbs of Vancouver with his beautiful children and tiny wife. He sounds cooler than you man. I don't know but he's fine. Just great dash cam videos. Got his head on straight and uncle faster. That sounds awesome. He rocks. Shout out to me. That's so much better guys. That's so much better than just like every Jewish guy in fucking

Brooklyn. We just have our own version of. Yeah. Yeah. There's too many if you ask me honestly. Did you see the parade today on the way here. Oh my god. The fedora. Yeah. Well I don't know about you guys but the fedora boy is times more exciting. The blues brother. Oh yeah. No I agree Nick. Yeah. I don't know about Adam either. And I don't know. Adam's a fucking bitch. He probably doesn't even do action on games. Yeah. The only way sports is entertaining. I'm afraid of action gambling. If it was an opportunity for me to lose money I'm on cocaine. It's more exciting. Yes. Sometimes I have a gut feeling about a matchup and sometimes I'm just betting on my team to piss off whoever else is around. Oh yeah. And regardless whether

you've been betting for years you're ready to play for the first time. My bookie is your best bet this season. That's so true. Listen if you're the kind of guy who likes to bet a little to win a lot. If you wanted those type of fellas. For instance if you like a couple of the big favorites this week parlays are perfect because they let you bet multiple games together for a much bigger payout. That's right. Adam what are you looking at. You're doing the read dude. Say it's a parlay. It's a parlay. Who do you like. I was looking at a card. I love the Ravens. The card. I love Marge. Shove the down fucking Seattle's ass cheeks. Yeah. Fuck the fuck the fucking Seahawks. And he ran for over a hundred yards record setting

brother. How much money would you put on that. Four hundred thousand dollars. I put on everything I have. And where would you do it. And I would do it on my bookie dot com. And where wouldn't you do it. I wouldn't do it anywhere else. Any other betting site. I wouldn't do it because they are liars and frauds. But my bookie my bookie. They are different. They support us and more McDonald's fucking moron big Dave. You tell him to go to my bookie dot com whatever web slash what come down. Yeah. Whatever that Vancouver Reno piece of shit. He wouldn't even come to our show when we were there. Yeah. Well he came to a chopper show. He had to be with the kids. He didn't want to have to call the fire department to get the saws

all out and take them out of his bed. I like the idea of somebody to do that every time they leave the house. Boys. But I'm trying to go to Firehouse subs. Firehouse subs was created by guys who were so fat they needed to call the fire department. We had a different idea. What if the doors were wide enough to accommodate people who weren't trying to lose weight from giant sandwiches. Uh huh. Is that. Did we finish the real read before we start the show. Yeah. Let's get that read. You're going to bet this season. Do the smart thing. My bookie dot A.G. Because no one gives you more ways to win. Remember my bookie dot com incorrect. My bookie dot A.G. That's what I meant. Yeah. That's right. It stands

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where the post office came from. Franklin came up with that. He had that. It was called the Glass Armonica. It was a big sorting system of wine glasses filled with the town's cum. So you wouldn't know which sperm you'd get. It would spin the cum around and keep it fresh. And then women would come by and they would put it in their pussies. Really. Yeah. They did a thing where they would dress like Indians and destroy the town's supply of cum. Oh. Like a revolution. To protest the no money, no Coney rules of the English. So now. When was this? So now everyone gets Coney. 17. Back in England times. So everyone gets Coney for free. Oh, London times. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's really tight. I didn't know that. Yeah. I

guess I never explained how building seven came down. Can you break that down for us real quick? 9 11 9 11. What went down with building seven. Like what's crazier to me is that they built the buildings in the first place. That's so true. The physics of it don't never. So many people must have worked on that video. Yeah. That explained maybe some areas literally physically impossible to build a skyscraper that tall once, let alone twice. What about the Burj Khalifa? What? I just heard about this building in Dubai. Is that the architecture? No, it's the tallest building in the world. Everyone should know that. Shut up, dude. The Burj Khalifa. I need to know there's two. There's Mia and Mia. Burj Khalifa

is thrown cushion orange juice and jack off to me. Khalifa from the Bronx. Do you hear Mia Khalifa made $100 doing porn? She made barely any money. Yeah. Apparently the way porn works model for the performers. I probably made more money beating off. Yeah. I actually never beat off. I don't actually think that's rude. I only beat off to hijabi porn. So she's one of my babes in there. Yeah. Ethnical. I definitely did go on a nice run of beating off to her when she first came out. Who, Mia Khalifa? Yeah. I never understood the appeal. Well, she's okay. Yeah. She's got she's got big old titties though. Yeah. That's kind of his thing. I could go out right now and thank you. Catch you an Indian woman that

looks like that. No, she's not even in. She's Pakistan. You know, she's like, I'm like, like, Desi girls are like, I'm consistently shocked by the hotness of the Desi girls. I see with guys who look like what's Desi? Go ahead. South Asian or some type of Indian. Yeah. No, really. Sri Lanka. Like just got me skinny white guys. Yeah. Like what about my a remember her? Yeah. Am I a no father? I like that song. I like that song. Of course. All I want to do is get my dick sucked by a guy. Yeah, pineapple express. Remember from the pineapple express. I did. That was a great trailer. Maybe we want to smoke some weed to that. Yeah, I remember. I remember. I fuck with pineapple express. I'm going to see

that with my loser friends and we're going to be so cool. Yeah, we're going to laugh so much. This is like us. This is like our life. Yeah, like they don't get better, but they don't really like lose it. Yeah. I mean, I liked their open smoke. They lose their quality. The first hell to Kumar rocks. Yeah. The second one is one of the worst movies I've ever gone to on a mobile. Yeah, it's all right. I don't think as Bush. Yeah, I don't think Harold and Kumar should have gone political. Yeah, absolutely. And it's not like Cal that Kumar like, yeah, got a job in the for Obama. Yeah, that was so weird. It's like, come on, man. I remember when you were another person who likes to hit on friends

of wine. Oh, really? Wow. Yeah. Yeah. He, uh, he's a nice respectful way. I'm getting a lot of email. He's a nice gentleman, but he's got he's got eyes for the crowd. He's just got a show on it. Respect. It's like just said, like the some of the worst ratings for any fucking network. Oh, did it? sitcom. Yeah. Oh, it's about Queens, right? I guess my burrow, dude. We were on TV and we're already going. Well, you can't replace King of Queens, dude. They try to do it again. Lightning only strikes once, baby. You need a little bit more Kevin James to make that work. Is he from Queens? I don't know. Probably not. He's from White Castle. You look like you'd be from Queens. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh,

yeah. From sunny side. I'm going to make, I'm going to make a story. And it's just going to be a bunch of guys in track suits, but they're different Eastern European guys. And they all hate each other and they're fist fighting. They all hate each other. And then they all band together when a Jewish guy moves into the neighborhood to fire. There's like, there's that Egyptian firing story. I'm going to get a Balkan together. Do the wrong thing quietly. A bunch of other white guys in bedside being like, yeah, I know gentrification is bad, but I'm too old to give a shit. But these prices, I try not to be like too obnoxious of a hipster. I figure if I don't wear like, I don't ride a unicycle around their neighborhood,

it might not be as bad. Do the wrong thing quietly. Yeah, I just tried to dress and act like what they expect out of white people. Yeah, I say dead ass to them. No, I don't do that. That's doing the wrong thing. That's doing the wrong thing loud. I whispered dead ass. I pass them on the street and I say, how are you doing? Good afternoon. Yeah, it's very nice out. Good to see you. That's working on your Volvo outside. It helps with the white shit, honestly. Yeah, probably with a beard. Yeah. Yeah, there's a guy that I walk past when I walk my dog and you have sex with him and he's his car. I don't think you flipped off that black woman driving by. I thought it was stop. She was driving the same Corolla

as you. Yeah, she's like not threatened at all. She was no. She shouted out the window at me. She would at a toddler. No, she would. She was threatened. Intimidating presence. She was incredibly threatened by me for my terrifying middle finger, which made her quake in her boots. Man, when that lady, when that lady called you a bitch ass and word in the lady in the bodega with just an all white tracksuit, then she came and kissed me on the cheek. She wanted a hug. Yeah. Really can smell your. You're not going to. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's a yeah. Older women really know that they can give it to me when I'm out on out and about. It's awesome because she didn't know that me and Adam were friends.

I was just another guy. She just made fun of me. You're not together. My friend, cool guy driving around with friends one time and I was like mooting people on the highway. Yeah. Yeah. Like one of those highways that like turns into a regular road to stop lights. I had my ass out the window and he had lined this car up perfectly with this middle aged black lady. So my ass is like fucking maybe a foot and a half away from her face. And like, you know, he's like speed. She's speeding up and slowing down or whatever. And then we stopped at the red light and she's like, I don't want to see your white ass. And I was like, Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was funny. You're right. You don't deserve this.

I'm going to go beat up a Chinese boy. Yeah. Go jack off to a Chinese teenager. Yeah. You ever show your ass to anyone in Adam? You ever moon? Yeah, all the time. I've showed you guys my ass before. Mooting was so long. My scrotum is yeah, you've got little nuts, little heavy nuts. They're not little, but they're not small nuts. They are small. How many times do we have to go over this? You have little nuts that are not small and saggy. They do. You saw them from behind. They're heavy. See the full down. I know. See the full birth of the nuts, bro. I saw them from the back. They're like in balls, but in like part of me sire. Exactly. Part of me sir. Exactly. I need to take small balls long

at your scrotum. Visually, it's like, you know, his thighs don't touch. He has a very I have thigh gap. Yeah. You know, some people really cover your ass was high and tight. I'll say that, but it only it only. It's not a bad ass. It only sir and baby. No, it was high and tight, but it served. I think a baby ass for gay men is actually considered sort of like, oh, you've been asked like a baby. Is that coveted? I think having a smooth I wouldn't be a coveted twink in the community. No, you're ugly, un-dimple. I'm not coveted in the community. I'm just feared and respected. Yeah, I enjoy it. I'm just, yeah, feared and respected. Nobody wants to fuck me, but they respect my tactics. My strategic, my strategic

awareness, my tactical, it's, it's everyone's gone. Oh, Dan, did you just go in on criterion? No, this has been sitting around. Oh, you got police story one or two. Yeah, I just watched one. I want to watch. I bought all those during the sale. Oh hell yeah. I can't watch John Malkovich because John Cusack blocked me on Twitter and I feel bad about it. Really? Yeah. But he has a crush on Amber. So maybe, yeah, maybe we should give him a good word. Yeah, maybe Amber could go in. John Cusack fears and respects me. Are you trying to get stuffed by Cusack? Huh? Are you trying to get stuffed by Cusack? No, I told my editor not to give him. Why? He's cute. He's like a nice guy. Have you seen gross point blank?

I love gross point blank. And he's Bernie. Look, if I could have better off dead Erich on Cusack, 100% that's your Cusack. That's my Cusack. I'm, uh, I'm the. Actually, that might be a little too young for my taste, but I'm a hot time machine guy. I'm a hot time machine. That's my Cusack. I'm trying to get Adam holding up a boom box playing. I love you. You love me. Wait, is that real? Are they actually making a part like a dark movie? Come on, bro. Trench coaches. I love you. Get the fuck off my lawn, asshole. Stop sending my baby daughter letters every day. I don't think little kids watch Barney anymore. Is Barney still on TV? Yeah. I think it might actually be like millennial nostalgia. Really?

I don't think kids watch Barney. I never watched Barney. I never thought Barney was cool. This is the next step after the live action. Bell. Okay. What does she do to you this time, man? Her heads are just like, you gotta bring up Blaney. We're talking about Barney. No, no, no, no. Honestly, go off. What does she do? Mentally, her mouth is a foot and a half wide and it's the size of her whole head opens and expands. Yeah. Little kids are kicking her all the time. Like a Ralph Steadman drawing. So wait, they're just, wait, but for real, it's supposed to be dark Barney? No. Yeah, the guy that from Get Out, the main guy is apparently trying

to make a barn there. The serious actor. Dark Barney. Wait, is it supposed to be dark Barney? Wait, I'm very confused when you cross a mentally ill dinosaur. I think it's for, I think it's a millennial nostalgia. It probably is. Who would go to see a Barney movie? I don't know. I would go to see a live action Beauty and the Beast. It turns out 35 year old women, they're right for Buzzfeed. That's true. They're idiots. But see the thing is Barney wasn't even good. It's a thing you watch as a literal baby. Yeah. The Lion King was, I mean, I love Sesame Street and lamb chop. Lamb chop. I love lamb chop. Sherry. Adam, what did you say? Charlie horse. I said I hated lamb chop. Good. What I didn't like

was that she was Jewish. Yeah, she had that a lamb chop Passover special. They did. Yeah. My dad was like, what the fuck is this? Is this some Jewish shit? And the Rugrats did that too. They had a Passover special. That's the way I learned. If you're worried about your kid being Jewish, you might want to give them a little pill called blue. If you're worried about it does to prevent Jewishness. Yeah. This is the thing I love about blue chew is it's got a shit ton of side effects. Most drugs, you take them, they only do what they say they're doing. But the nice thing about the drugs we advertise, they give you a whole other bunch of shit you don't even want. Yeah, it's kind of like one of those

those birch boxers surprise boxes where you get, you don't know what you're getting. You pay the subscription, you get a whole new different side effects every month. And one headache sometimes is that it removes Judaism from a child. Yeah. But you have to do early. So give the baby about six, six years older, younger, but it tastes like candy. So my wife take blue chew while she's pregnant to make sure my son's penis comes out hard. I want my son being born. So the doctor knows that I fucked her to have that baby. That yeah, I fuck. You probably thought this is what artificial insemination. No way I am a fucking fat. Yeah, my baby's hard. My baby's penis is hard nine months later. That's how good

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when I go to the website because I know my dick is getting pills that I need for it to work. That's right. And blue chew.com. There's no embarrassing doctor visit. Nope. There's only a Skype interview which only Adam had to do. You have to jack off on cam for one old man. They're like, yeah, we said someone said your balls are too small for this medicine. Can we get we're going to need you to get a hop on. We're going to get jack off from behind on all fours from behind. Yeah, we're going to need to see your balls. Well, blue chew has actually cured my balls issue. No, it hasn't. Yes, it has. No, it hasn't. It's a great medicine, but it's not that powerful. My scrotum is more taught. Stop lying. And

my plums are fatter. How do you want to get surgery to have his balls tightened up? It's a little snip snip. You take away like a couple inches. That would be a procedure, right? I would do that. I would get I would get the slack taken out of my sack. Why, dude? Because it's uncomfortable. It looks. Yeah, it looks nicer. Not a hot day. It'll look weird, dude. I love that is like my favorite part of like knowing that summer is coming when you like walk down the street and see a guy do that awkward kind of plea to try and unstick your balls, stick his balls. Yeah, she's always going to stuck. It's like more vulgar than if he had just like grabbed them and moved them. That's what I do. We're just down on

stick. I know what you're doing. It's fine. I agree. Yeah, I would never plie in public because you don't have the flexibility to not an athlete. Well, if you go to bluetooth.com, there's free plie lessons. Sign up with promo code come town and you get three. Was it bar barry sessions bar bar? Yeah, whatever. Hey, you get that for free. Use promo code. Just do a lot of squats. Yeah, promo code. Adam can't do because his balls will drag on the ground. Yeah, that's how I know I've reached the bottom is when my balls when your balls touch. They kiss. It was funny that day. We went and lifted weights. That wasn't funny, Nick. And those pictures, I really don't appreciate looking at them.

Nick has a picture of me just showing me form on a bench press. So it looks like I'm well, I'm just doing a bench press for zero plates. But then it's just your normal bench press, which is which is two plates each side 45. But yeah, but it does look very funny. He looks pathetic. It's the most like I felt bad for that. Like how did you not immediately know that he would do that? Well, he was showing me form. And I thought that Nick respects the gym enough to know that when someone's trying to make a change in their life, it's not something that you should make fun. But Elsa knows that you would go twice and never come again. So basically you disrespect him already just by showing up. Honestly, why

I did it is because I was happy for him going to the gym, but I knew that he would just be a sniveling, mocking piece of shit after he gave up on his own plans three weeks later. That's what he said. You know, so when I was like, oh, he's like, oh, he's with his friends at the gym. It's like you just send Adam that picture of himself struggling to it is it is a very embarrassing picture. And I wasn't struggling to lift the bar. Let's be honest sneezing his glasses are all fall down. He's a lot of allergens. There's his socks are soaked in urine. I'm missing myself. Anyways, bluetooth.com. That's right.com.com. It's first of all, the only doctor in inspected medicine made in the United States. It's the

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know, some of them have a bitch. You got a bitch doesn't let you call her that. Yeah. Yeah, you just call her that behind her back. Never dream of calling that right to her face. But I would call her that but I would think I have turf toe. I don't know my toe hurts and I've heard you have a sports injury. Yeah, I think it's from turf chew it and do it. So here's a great deal for you guys. Visit blue chew.com and get your first order free and use promo code come town. Just pay $5 shipping. That's blue chew.com promo code come down. Come down. Come down. Not bad. Not bad. Pretty good deal. Oh, also in November, second weekend in November, fat Tuesdays is starting in the main showroom at the stand.

Let's sell some ticks for that big room. We got funny moms every Monday, of course, the month except for the first Monday. Check the website and check the. Yeah, check the website. Check your attitude at the door. Check your fucking attitude. Adam, calm down. Attitude checked. It has been checked. That's how it works. We got that weird Wolverine Haitian guy checking people's attitudes at the door. Yeah, I rule. I hate that guy. He's gone. I think, excuse me. Can I see your ID, sir? He hasn't been there. My favorite part is when I see your ID, please, sir. And I'm like, I'm on the show. And he's like, Oh, okay. You see me every week. Yeah. My favorite part is where he just sits in his car and like,

was this the country music? Yeah, that's right. He likes country. Yeah. That's cool to be a Jamaican guy that likes country. I love country. They get. Yeah, no, they get a lot of Southern radio stations. Yeah, I just heard for the first time like this because my parents abandoned me in the Suncoast video. I was raised by the Blade Trilogy on VHS. They're playing constantly. They're doing a blade showing at Vaughn King. Are they? Yeah. Oh shit. That's sick. Like blade outside. Yeah. Yeah. They should redistribute some of the movie from Black Panther to pay off Wesley Snipes tax bills. There you go. We should get cosplay for that blade screening in the park. Leather trenches. Yeah, blackface leather

trenches, swords. Who else is in Blade? Stephen Dorf. Stephen Dorf is good. He's really menacing Chris Christofferson. That's right. And then always country music legend should be a black nerd only convention. You know, yeah, like one that's exclusive. Well, it's like it's weird because black nerddom, I think, has has bled into black cool guy. Dumb. Hi. Like there are NBA. I think literally only you think they're like NBA players that are like I love Dragon Ball Z. You know, maybe anime has, but anime has. I think anime has more, at least certain enemies have like more. It's more accepted. Acceptable. Well, yeah, it's as like popular black culture is determined more by, you know, I guess millennial. I don't

know. I don't know what the difference is. Yeah, we should stop trying to figure out society. I just I know about it, dude. I just want that there should be a blurred convention. I respect that. What about that song blurred lines? About the song called Turd Lines about your underwear? That's pretty good. Adam's small ass leaving big stains on his. He's got a small ass. His asshole is what? Because guys fuck him because he loves hitting himself. And he shits himself. Yeah, it is Adam's having sex with a guy and he's like, damn, you're really loose. You must fuck a lot of guys. And he's like, actually, no, I shit myself. That is correct. Yeah. Another day. You guys quit, but I can just sell out Madison Square

Garden. I'd be like, this is a little one about how Adam's a faggot. And then there's no piano. I'm just like, Oh, that day was blowing some guys. And you guys know, go get him. Like, listen, we got to we got to get that water to Africa. Oh, 50% of the tickets sales are going to get they're going to fucking. There's not enough juice and Darfur or something. So we're doing some Darfur still fucked up. Probably right. Oh, they for sure didn't fix it. Damn. Really, I saw a lot of tote bags, you know, I felt like that was going to do it. Yeah. Did they get that guy, Coney? For fucking off for fucking boys. No, the Coney guy that's that March. He's still around. I think you should know who to get in Africa,

you know, because it's like spiders. Right. Like, I'm sure this guy's pretty scary, but he probably does kill all the other bugs. He might be creepy and poisonous, but this is it. How do you know he doesn't have a nest where he's catching mosquitoes? Yeah, I think yeah, that is the kind of like foreign policy attitude towards warlords that makes the most sense. It's like, well, you know, it's best not to mess up the ecosystem. They're like a dexter, you know, they kill the bad guys. One of the dumbest shows of all. One of the dumbest. I never watched one of the stupidest. I never really watched this. I saw like an episode. People say it really falls off at the end. I think it kind of fell off at the

beginning. It was an entertaining show the first season. How about a serial killer that is trained to use his powers only kill bad guys? It's like, well, how about you just watch the iron giant and shut the fuck up? Yeah. Thank you. Iron Giant already did it. It's better. It's about Harry Connick Jr. and a boy teaching a feared and respected giant way is the iron giant. I thought it was a cartoon. He's made out of he's every part of his heart except his dick. We believe in you iron giant. Yeah, you can get hard. No, it's a cartoon. They didn't actually make a giant. Yeah. We just keep talking about Harry Connick Jr. is the guy is a voice. Yeah, he does the voice. They draw him to look like

they don't draw the voices stuff. Do they draw them to look like the voices are drawn in animation? What I'm saying is the character look like the character look like you can't draw a voice man. Yeah, you could. I'm saying does he look like Harry Connick Jr. We're 30 dude. We should know you can't draw a voice. Hold on. Hold on. Here's why it stops technically not wrong. Because on the cell like the you couldn't technically draw a sound that's what I meant. Next. That's what I meant. Some artistic ability to be able to transcribe sound waves. You could radically draw a sound way. That's what I meant. Thank you. That's what's not meant like grooves in the record. Yeah. So I guess he was right to ask if Harry Connick

Jr. if they draw drew a voice that sounds like they draw him to look like Harry Connick Jr. No, he just plays the voice of the guy. Okay. But the guy that played Simba looked like that too. He looked like a lion. Matthew McConaughey. I can't wait to be king. That's going to be good. When I'm king, I'm going to kill Scar. Did the the live action bomb. No one saw it right. I mean, it did. I mean, it gave you that good. Everyone said it was bad. Aladdin was good. I don't think the genie should have used the n word. I thought that was weird that he kept using soft. That's just realistic. Yeah, just use that word freely here. And everyone's fine with it in London Times Arabia. Drop it. That's gonna be good.

That London time. I like that. They should recast it with all of the like Yemeni guys that work at the bodegas. Soft and word all the time. They do. They love it. I was going through my phone. They had like old stand upsets on there. Before that is like just all the recordings I did when I drove that truck and I would be by myself for 17 hours. And it was just all racist characters. And there's some gold in there. Hour 12 up since four a.m. after like a three hour turnaround on one of those shitty jobs. Yeah. Yeah. And just sitting in that truck sitting in the truck for a Japanese guy trying to use Siri. Hesity. Hesity. Oh yeah. Hesity. I want to fuck a diet here. Hesity. You want to fuck

a diet. I want to fuck a diet. Why. I don't know. I didn't have the podcast at the time. Why. No. Why does he want to fuck diarrhea. I don't know. That's just how it sounds funny in Japan. Hesity. Hesity. I want to have a diet. I think it's probably good that you're you know watching your highlight reels. Yeah. Yeah. Life was simpler then. Yeah. Drive around do racist characters. Well now you do it from the comfort of your home. And do a microphone. Yeah. It's funny. It's like you know people get nostalgic for simpler times but really you just wish you were still younger. That's probably true. You miss who you were before you knew things. No. I don't know anything. Just you want a fresher body. All you know

is ugliness and death. Yeah. I know. In combat. Warlord. In pain. Shao. Just iron giant. Yeah. Shao come. She too. Yeah. Come soon. She too. She too. Yeah. It's funny because it's like you know what's his name. Shang Tsung. The guy that wrote Art of War. Yeah. That's who it was. You know it's like there you go. In his times he was probably just some like gay like what you know I'm above getting pussy. He's probably like just some loser that was like tactics. He was like a Jordan Peterson. Yeah. Exactly. And everyone's like this guy sucks. Yeah. Jordan Peterson. OK. No. He's kind of like spiraling out through the art of war shit like go attack them while they look into the sun. So they have to squint.

That is one of the things that says I think that's the first art. I think that's the first rule. Yeah. Everyone has to read it in prison. In prison they made us you have to learn how to read the Quran and Art of War. Otherwise they kick you out of the gang. Interesting. They still have sex with you but they kick you out of the game. You're not a part of the member. It's very painful because you've already endured all the rapes. At least you can tell people you're in a game. It's like going to the Marriott but you're not a Marriott Bonvoy member. Marriott Bonvoy member. Man I'm a Marriott Bonvoy member. I demand respect. I demand as many waffles from the waffle station as I want. Yeah. Dude fucking some of these

hotels are getting wild with what they think they can charge for their truly bullshit buffet. Truly. I was at some place like I was in like Philly or something like the suburbs of Philly way out and they were like oh yeah the breakfast buffet is twenty eight dollars twenty eight dollars. Some red not even hot food. I mean there was a lot of food. There was like a chafing dish of eggs. Yeah I mean you're better off staying at a fucking days in and getting the free tiny cereal boxes which you can take as many as you want to give you a problem with it. Just say like what motherfucker. I don't give a shit. I'll go back to jail right now. Do you know who my father is. Do you know who my father is. Because I don't. Jonathan

Ramada. We should probably cruise the show. No. Yeah we probably. Oh you want to cruise over there. Pick up some fellows. I don't love cruising. I just watched that movie. It's about being sus cruising USA would be a much better game if it was actually about that. Every level Thailand. Going back to Thailand. Yeah awesome. My cruise USA was tight because the final level is DC. You go from like San Francisco. You go to like LA to DC or something. And in DC half the race is through a tunnel filled with hundred dollar bills. Sick. It's like this is so far from. I mean you don't even try. Yeah. This is something designed by a four year old. Cruising USA was sick. Elders has a co worker who's

just a single man who's going solo to Thailand on vacation to fuck. And it's like there's no way you're not. Yeah. Having sex. He could be having sex with lady boys. That's no way for a boy. That's true. It's probably really fun if you're doing that. Yeah that was funny. They probably have the best anniversary of Sean Ross death today. I have no idea. All right someday. Sunday Sunday Sunday Sunday suck day bloody suck day sex monster jam is coming to your ass and fucking it at the U.S. air arena two nights only get fucked in your ass grave digger. Fuck you. I'm gay. Fuck you. If you come fuck you. Are you gay. All right folks we got ahead to funny moms. It's been another great one. Thank you to fat city amber

again. FTA. FTA building come to appear. Come to fucking fat Tuesday. Come see me on the red stop is. Bye bros.