The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 200 – Serendipity

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

Really didn't have anything special planned, but this is the first one were doing remote. In a little bit ill upload the video to Youtube. Soon we can figure out how to just stream these live, maybe next week.

hello and welcome to come town the remote to try number one we had the the vibes were good the vibes were good and then we had some technical difficulties yeah and now i'm just um i'm apprehensive because it feels like this is gonna it's just gonna continue it's just gonna fuck up luckily that was that was four minutes in what happens when it's fucking it's like the 23 minute mark oh 23 minute mark 23 minute mark we use that we pause you pause but then it's like who's gonna go and clean up all that video and

fucking on i mean i guess if you got a guy pay a nerd there are a lot of nerds out of work right now we got nerds dude we got a couple nerds we put money into the economy we got nerds on the payroll they come through they look at the podcast they give me top yeah through a hazmat suit i'm trying to get pussy through a hazmat suit dude yeah is that safe isn't that kind of already with a foreskin in nature's hazmat suit isn't that way no i'm not wearing a condom i got a foreskin the fuck is wrong with you god gave me a condom

yeah that's what i tell every fucking slut so anyway we're here guys and you can there's also video probably on patreon you're not getting the you're not getting to see my fucking shoulders for free you fucking sluts um but yeah i'm here in Astoria nick is in beautiful uh his bunker with the owls and adam is i'm in the adic it might be it might be a sex festival easier i'm in the adic the anfranca we should just we should save the we should put the the free about my

dna that's been built for this lifestyle you put the free app put the free episode video just on youtube and then the premium because there's no reason to double up and then just have video from the regular episode on the page i don't know man why don't watch me you can say that yeah i mean it's gonna it costs money to look at us man either you don't either you don't put the video at all up or you just put the regular one on youtube and then the premium one because we had to do video anyways for the

fucking premium one yeah i guess that's true i mean we're gonna have to just thinking only fan the only fans lifestyle yeah i'm just the way i'm gonna use my books the way i'm gonna look at finances through the cam girls that though i don't subscribe to i will look at that when they post an occasional picture of their titties onto twitter yeah i will you know jack off to well not fully jack off but i'll use it as an appetizer for a full jack session the libertarians again we all have love ends love lenses in our asses right now

so every time you tip it's gonna buzz for we should get a tip jar yes thank you thank you thank you where do you get you uh fucking lando shot first 64 whatever the fuck where do you get those things did love ends crafters in the back of a lens crafters they have a bunch of things you put in your ass i'm going to the secret i'm going to love ends crafters to get a prescription dildo for my ass

there's a mold i have to get prescription dildos for my ass because and i have to go to love ends crafters because i'm poor and i've got a special ass that's right dude i need to go i and and they're the ones that take medicaid so uh it's perfect can you imagine the government paying for that what if okay how about this boys what if there was a special dildo you get a crack you get a fucking mold of your ass and the dildo doesn't even hurt at all it doesn't feel like anyone's fucking in

the ass but it tickles your prostate and it's awesome would you do that would i put it would you the question is would you put a dildo in your ass no but a special dildo oh man i've missed you genetically that's genetically fucking uh you know designed to not even feel like you're getting fucked it just feels awesome when it you only feel it on your prostate and you just bust hard but it's would you and then there has to be some sort of like compensation or

yeah i'm saying would you put a dildo would you put a dildo in your ass but it's a really special crafted for you dildo that doesn't it's engineered to not be gay i feel like we're getting dumber in this quarantine i feel like i'm dumb as i feel like that was a great question i should really fucking bat around a little bit i guess i'll consider it so i'm so apri i'm like just so on edge that this shit's gonna stop working i'm trying that i'm trying to be cool you gotta relax brother i'm trying to relax and not worry about it but it's

fucking it's i'm livid i was ready to go i was happy where we were having a great before all the tests we were having a nice everything everything tested fine i just tried to play music again that doesn't work i guess it's like there's probably some drem thing that prevents it from uh from working maybe that's what it was maybe they shut it down could be you know maybe they heard maybe they heard the fucking uh what were you playing michael mcdonald yes for the quarantine

i want to suck on my own day and i just found out i'm gay they just told me they just told i watched war the roses the other night remember that movie that's michael douglas and another a different bitch michael douglas and kathleen turner yes it's a divorce movie it's a divorce movie where danie de vito explains to homer simpson of all people um tanker's area no no castellanata castellana yeah yeah explains to him this story he's narrating the whole story interesting mm-hmm so it's the way like uh

and it's weird i used to watch it as a kid and i always thought it was like i mean you know because it's on tv all the time right and i didn't really uh you you watch it as an adult and it's really sort of just uh about how michael douglas is like a shitty closeted homo husband he's like i can't wait to make partner which i didn't put it together until the end of the movie that he was talking about a law firm i thought he meant partner in like a relationship with him yeah with a man yeah

how come lawyers are always trying to become partners they're like i don't want to be a husband anymore i want to be a partner i want if my options are partner or husband i'm choosing partner i'm trying to make partner yeah can't you understand pussy i just i f*** enough pussy i can have sex with a man once i can make love to to levine and what is this another epstein and stern berkowitz honey could you just give me a minute i'm trying to make love to levine in the living room please it's such a great story why don't you tell it honey

uh yes well we're in paris and uh you know michael of course wanted to have gay sex and so he went into the theater the theater it's the theater i went into sorry she's an idiot sorry she's stupid she's an imbecile she's a woman she now she'll never understand the pleasure of having a dildo especially designed no that's not what this character would like because these dildos are for straight men that's the exact whole point of these dildos thank you i don't get why the whole point i do that how about it

because it's specially made to not be gay are you not even listening at him what the fuck it is it's how about it first of all it's not even gay to put a dildo in your ass a store that in the post apocalyptic world i'm opening a store that specifically sells knives used to threaten women and it's called the whole point and it's that's the name of my store yep that's really good man yeah that's really solid stuff mate i love it i just got like my vietnam veteran vest on we all get to wear those anyways

i love that dude so adam you're just gonna stay in vegas while it turns into a war zone here um well you guys know what's going on yeah you should yeah honestly should no i mean like we'll see i mean i mean like permanently i mean no because you know i have a dog and uh responsive but somebody's gonna eat that dog that dog's gonna be slurped up by the chinese before you that's true dude that dog's out of new york dude that dog made it out of the city did it the dog's safe for the mean that dog is that dog is living life

right now yeah that dog is in the hamptons right now um well it's crazy all these like rich people are already going upstate and like infecting all like the the upstate new yorkers who are just like impoverished rednecks yeah although westchester before the city yeah probably yeah but i'm not talking about westchester people are going up to like fucking albany and shit damn dude i never got to see the statehouse in albany apparently it's gorgeous shut up you said that you've

said that a couple times i want to see it apparently it's a gorgeous building no way it's gorgeous dude we'll go someday one day when this is all over stop go to the statehouse in albany yeah never we're never seeing any buildings we're never getting any pussy it's over dude yeah we're just gonna die where we are yeah i guess so it sucks because because i feel like i've been living like this already for years and i was finally like you know what i'm going to get into going outside

and then this happens now's the time dude i've been taking walks outside but just fucking dodging whoever i see yeah i started running i don't i don't know i haven't been going outside at all i did one last cost go run and uh but other than that i think it's like i've been getting mad at ian because ian's like posting all these videos of him riding his bike around riding the train he's like look how empty it is there's no one going around touching everything fucking asshole you know it's like what you mean like you

yeah it's like you're the problem right and then and well he's like don't you think it's important to document this stuff oh you're gonna do it yet right fucking historian in finance yeah documentary in e-infinity who's posting them literally as disappearing instagram stories he's not even documenting it it's of all the ways you could do it he's chosen the one way where it's it's not it you're not even documenting it you cannot document the right definition he's like someone's got to go

around on their bike listening to the Ramones documenting all this stuff look at these poles nobody's even licking them yeah right now he's like posting of he's like he's taking a picture of like some couples making out next to the Williamsburg bridge last night and i i posted on his shit i was like tell them to go home yeah and he was like you know he let you like respond i don't know kind of jokingly but i texted him the other day because he's posting these videos is that there's no reason for him to be out of the apartment

yeah stay indoors unless like take a walk around your fucking block if there's nobody out but don't take fucking cardio that spans the city he lives in Williamsburg yeah should be fucking going across the bridge he's going across the bridge he's going all over the place and it's like it's not for me i mean i like i don't do whatever the fuck you want but the more you do that shit the more everybody does that shit eventually this isn't going to be a fucking voluntary quarantine anymore yeah dude

we're about to have the trump so hard with your fucking uzi's fucking keeping this quarantine well that's how it is i mean it's like you know in like italy and like some of those places it's like a fucking automatic 200 dollar fine if you're anywhere outside of like 200 meters from your place damn yeah in south korea where they've like kept it down i mean they're doing like they have you know the like this this spy apparatus on the fucking civilian population anyways where so that they track like anybody that tests

positive they'll like just go through their cell phone like geo data and their fucking bank statements to figure out where they've been anyways holy shit and then all of those people are automatically quarantine like anybody that come in contact with and then if you violate quarantine and they'll check your they look at your phone they like you know track your phone to see if you've left home and if you do then it's a fucking like eight thousand dollar fine holy shit dude yeah god damn fuck you gotta leave your phone at home if you're

trying to go get have fun if you're trying to go well that's the thing it's like you know because the the flip side is it's like you know let's say you're a korean police officer and you're like is that that guy that's supposed to be in quarantine and you're like no they could just be me i guess that's that might just be my reflection it's actually me yeah that's what i would do that's what i would do if i was a korean guy and i was trying to break quarantine i would walk right up to a police officer

and just you just mimic his whatever he's doing he's like hey is that you he's just real quick yeah what is that you means like i guess that's me well i guess that's yeah i guess that's me police officer's uniform that's me if you want to break quarantine you have to have a lot of costume changes yeah no not even because he's like he'll just think he's like i thought i was wearing a cops uniform but i i mean that's me i i guess i'm wearing those clothes i'm i'm looking at my reflection right now that has to be me

yeah that is foolproof you're absolutely correct do you see in in china the cops have in china the cops have like a robo cop visor that reads people if they have temperatures five meters they can read people's temperatures yeah it's fucking terminator shit yeah yeah it's so sick damn yeah we're fucked well they already used that technology to do you know they already had that i mean that's how they came up with that to tell each other apart years ago that's easier yeah it's my body temperature my body temperature they

they got tired of playing the is that me game 10 years ago yeah i mean it's like so true who knows what which direction any this is going but it's like you know like wow china beat it and it's like what do they do to beat it they're like i don't know it just stops suddenly once they expelled all the western journalists yeah some somehow the virus there have been no new cases since the day they kicked all of the western journalists out of the country didn't they fucking don't they have everyone on fucking lockdown for real

over there i mean well yeah they started doing that i mean like fucking like chaining people into their apartments and stuff which i you know it's gonna be great when that happens to ian he's like why why do they do i would love to see a cop just smash ian's bicycle not hurt ian but just to have him yeah you know just take a baseball bat to the spokes just bend the wheels just make it unusable right just go home chief yeah just go home ian yeah yeah but i'm i have to document all this

percent uh 15 percent of them have called in sick yeah it's still like 2,700 cops 2,700 but i mean there plausibly there won't be the cops anymore and they'll have to bring in the fucking national guard or something the or it's gonna be a fucking war zone yeah good thing you're there and you're you're cute little library yeah what are all those i used to do my homework and what are those baby books behind you hold on because i'm the because i'm can control the chat i can zoom in yeah let me enhance let me enhance

don't it yeah having the littlest dick of all so so your baby has the smallest thing so you're a baby with a small dick how's it feel okay right i'm 32 years old yeah i hold on let me zoom in what do you mean don't even don't even years old don't even don't even act like you're like oh i had to move back in with my parents it's it's a fucking epidemic you stupid asshole you make fucking four hundred thousand dollars a year they're one of the only people with the jobs no okay i'm kidding we're very

lucky we weren't even supposed to have jobs like before this happened i know it's ridiculous the fact that we still have jobs now we're gonna be the richest people in america yeah or not i mean this might be this might be the final wake-up call for people to stop funding this yeah you know probably i mean it's in which case we had a good run dude the government collapses and this takes us over is public radio yeah this is where npr yeah i call terry gross i like all dibs on being terry

gross uh-huh what's that do it again it's coming in very faint yeah that's faint yeah it's faint oh you know why you're just hearing it from the headphones oh yeah it's loud as shit for me can you hear that yeah that's coming through that's loud but probably from the headphones can you hear did you hear that yeah but was it did it change in volume i don't know here

it maybe it did and that's not loud huh that's not no that's quiet quiet interesting that's loud riff is coming through brother interesting yeah i'm just the riff the beep the beep is loud as shit i know this is pretty gay honestly it's okay i hate being indoors dude yeah no it's been rough even for me yeah which this is basically your life it's basically my life and what with the with now it's like i don't have to worry about i'm like well what is everybody doing outside now i know that that's not they're not doing anything

there's no there's no fomo there's no fucking fomo brother my lat do my lats look big you look like shit no do my lats look you don't even know what lats are it's right here no those that's not no traps traps i meant traps yeah and the first of all i meant no to both questions all right i've been doing pull-ups brother no you haven't i'm thinking we do this shirtless i'm already shirtless bro he's already sure you know all three yeah i will not participate i'm not i'm not getting in on your game

because it's my game yeah if it was your idea you would have done it or stops no it seems honestly it seems kind of like a brandy war dell idea no because we did with brandy war dell six years ago on google hangout it seems like and it was i don't think it was his idea it was his idea wait did you see that lady did you see that lady on twitter that did a thread about brandy war dell uh yeah being a fucking uh a right she's like this is what he was in 2017 millennial pink theme this is what he was in 2018 a cow giving birth

wait what is this like he's spreading disinformation about the president or about uh the candidate the democratic candidate for president in the middle of a pandemic yeah it's so funny yeah i mean i should uh brand should try to smash you should try to fuck that girl no she's damn we can talk so much shit now that we're quarantined yeah what is anybody gonna do right exactly let's say hi to come down who should we trash um i don't know we already got in it's my sister's yeah no man don't don't put her on the camera

hey hey don't hey get off the camera get off god damn it tell her to leave tell don't expose her to this very very bad move adam seriously what do you mean they see her for one second what are they gonna do master you made a mistake you've made a crucial mistake yeah that's just literally they're gonna jack off you don't know how horny i mean i'm literally i'm beating they're gonna jack off go i'm already beating off myself don't beat i've already i've already i've already my blood

i've already if you if you guys got married i've said this to stop before and we became real brothers nothing would make me happier i'm jacking off dude i'm i'm jacking off stop jacking off he's master master master betito he's a master baiting maybe the beat of master bang maybe the beep is doing that because it's uh it's is that still there it is yeah you know what it's probably it's probably clipping and that's why it was silent

it's it's good now it's good now yeah wait it what there it is is that good it went back went out it could also be your internet here is that good that's good okay and this yep that's good even though it kind of interrupted for a second hmm i don't know you know we'll figure it out you fight you ask me i don't know every time i don't fucking know they ask me questions and i tell them i'm gay i tell them i have no idea why i do want to have sex with a man oh my god i went to the doctor i'm thinking i got the corona virus he says

what are you what are your symptoms i say i don't know why you ask me this yeah i i've actually uh he's like more you're here more you're here every 35 minutes for the last 15 years what we we got a pandemic going on what are your symptoms i said i don't know i got i don't feel good i don't feel good i don't feel good i've actually received 93 percent of the tests that are available i've eaten all the matters i've i've taken all the tests trump trump is on tv he says we got to eat chloro septic and i got died from that i drank

arizona he did not die from that he drank some he drank fish tank cleaner which was something completely different and the lib media is like look what he's done look what he did but he will what has happened though is there's a run on that fucking medicine which like people with lupus need and now with people with lupus are like great thanks nice we're gonna die from lupus yeah i guess we'll just die from lupus now even though we're immuno compromised to begin with mm-hmm what the hell is i'm probably gonna die i'm gonna get my will

together what the hell is this at malaria it's they got a medicine just for obama's fucking bitch daughter yeah yes just oh my god they're giving fucking malaria her own fucking special medicine just fuck is this so let me get this straight malaria obama it has her own medicine that we the government has to make special for her while regular folks and you're gonna tell me about wall street yeah you're gonna tell me about obama's street wall street once again the democrats have proven themselves

to be the party of moral fuckitude moral go fuckitude your selfishness mm-hmm i wonder if obama's gonna get it yeah it would be funny if obama died uh yeah that would be from day process yeah if obama died of AIDS during the fight because it couldn't get obama dies obama couldn't get it i'm straight up had coronavirus last week obama can't get his AIDS medicine because of the the crisis or whatever and he just he's very visibly dying of AIDS

just a gaunt obama speaking at the fucking democratic teleconference national convention dying we're gonna beat this virus fuck dude fucking prince charles got corona bro yeah did he he did i guess camilla parker bulls must add corona in her pussy you know what i'm saying yeah bitch slut dude i don't know what you get i don't know anything about the royal family well this is kind of my parents are royalists

i didn't know until this trip really they're like all gossiping like they're friends of theirs yeah that is awesome how do your parents how do your parents feel that you have to go into your little bedroom to do your little comedy show well right now i'm the only person in my family with a job yeah but how do they feel about it um they can actually not that cool yeah okay good not that chill dude they haven't been chill yeah god it would it would suck to have to be around family right now can you imagine okay i can you imagine

how much that would suck dick don't even yeah so people are like leaving the city they're like are you gonna go be with family are you like are you out of your fucking mind i would no let me die here they're like yeah what if it turns into escape from the orc and somebody cuts your organs out with a machete and fucks them in front of you i'm like that would be sick yeah that's way better nick you should get an eyepatch then having that having to hear even more about how ford versus ferrari is even better on a rewatch

oh god rachel maddo just cranking 24-7 no i i couldn't deal with that that would be fucking too much i have to go upstairs and jewel yeah my mom's been calling me every 35 minutes really like she'd be like how is everything good today my mom my mom like the fourth form call i'm like all right yeah my mom will check in like once a week and a half which is that's perfect yeah which is a good amount and then even but even with that frequency i'm still like i'm fine

i'm good i'm all right i'll let you know if i'm dead if something bad happens you will receive a wire a telegram yeah i've already arranged for the bad news to come so don't go don't come around here looking for bad news it'll find it don't worry you'll get a singing telegram if i get infected mm-hmm it'd be funny though it's like you know how when somebody dies in the military yeah it's like a car like a fucking like 1994 ford torus pulls up with like a call of duty bumper sticker on it and some guy gets out and then

he's like just like tucking his like just his fucking like his promotional uh like sonic the hedgehog t-shirt from gamestop like a midnight release promotional t-shirt into his sweatpants and like walking up to the door with just the recording equipment you know they're like don't say it they're like don't say what that he's dead he's like oh yeah he's dead oh yeah he died he died the thing i'm yeah oh oh oh i oh you're you meant don't say it like like the expression or whatever it's just a deeply autistic

back yeah dude um what happens to me my my family's going to get some guys show up and just give them a folded tracksuit yeah like an american flag oh yeah in a triangle yeah they're gonna fold the puma it's it's a deed is right it's a cal it's a calzone yeah it's just a wooden frame yeah it's a calzone just folded a pizza we're sorry he didn't have coronavirus he just got so fat during quarantine yeah when you when you die in this you can't be you have to live stream your funeral no one can go

you can't have a funeral it'd be great no one's gonna even be sad stave and i see you taking the ventilator out to put it on his dick and make his dick bigger and they're like sir stop but look how cool my dick yeah when i do that stop using that as a dick pump just putting the tip of my foreskin on it like it's a feeling up with helium yeah yeah yeah i would go out that way yeah dude i'm never gonna die i don't need a ventilator i got the c-pat machine dude yeah basically a ventilator right it's

basically a ventilator you know that is smart you got to tap your noggin these are nap noggin tapping days these are noggin tapping days yeah i'm so glad that everyone said i look like a retard for growing out of a retard beard but hey no now it's working out now it's although won't you get the virus easier probably but then i think they said that you should shave then i get to die like arthur you get virus i literally get to die of a chronic lung infection like arthur dude that is exactly what you want i know been one everything revolves around my childish fantasies

yeah the whole world is this is all for you it's all for me you're just fucking trolling the streets of new york trying to find a silver beaver yeah make a hat out of everyone has to quit comedy comedies can't word it's done it's these people that don't get it these people are like we're doing an instagram live show oh my god kill me yeah we should all kill ourselves it's over yeah i'm so sad those those instagram live shows are brutal i know it's like i haven't watched i wish stand-up existed too but it doesn't

so stop pretending it doesn't a couple's content has been rough it is pretty rough it honestly it's like people are like oh is it hard to be in quarantine alone and it's like probably if i wasn't a comedian if you felt compelled to make comedy couple content the second worst fate only after having to spend time with your family yeah because you don't get sucked off by your family i'm telling you i am the biggest victim in this crisis

well that's true oh yeah right i forgot you gotta thank you thank you for commiserating i'm over here with the boys i got to be honest so we got the best setup i got the best setup dude i got two monitors now makes all alone in his apartment you got the lads dude it's yeah it's been nice i've been i've been i can i can hit uh handstand push-ups again the freestanding ones respect wow respect dude i've been i've been uh teaching myself how to read again it's been pretty sick yeah and paint interesting

next episode let's see your painting i'm gonna unveil my first no you you still haven't shown us what oh i'm real quick though we got to talk about uh another medicine that trump forgot to mention that is the cure for everything that fights corona it's a little medicine called blue chew and a lot of people don't know about this but blue chew is 100 fda guaranteed to stop the corona virus how do you want to face this thing you want to face this thing with a limp dick

or a hard dick no i mean really like i like this is 100 true i know this is a comedy show but the blue chew which is generic viagra and cialis and it has to be blue chew that the other ones don't work you have to use blue chew it will stop the corona virus there's something special in the packaging as long as you use promo code come town oh if you use different promo code you're gonna die you're gonna die you're gonna die you add here's how it works folks ready the infected corona blood is all over

your system you take a blue chew it all comes to your cock and then you put leeches on your cock they suck out the bad blood you're free to go you're free to come or you bust one nut those are your two options yeah um i will have to because we are blue chew if you don't know is a okay here we go they've gotten the last couple of reads have gotten mad at me because i said something wrong it wasn't that well they probably won't this time where we said it's gonna cure the disease that's shutting down

yeah it is a pharmaceutical and we're making accurate claims about what it does just as we have in pretty much every read done for them so yeah it's like sorry okay here we got it why i was getting in trouble is because i said something about it working faster or something oh which well no i remember it's it may work faster if you chew it well their chewables can work faster it's possible anything's possible baby right i mean i was getting i got into like a back and forth was them which was kind of like a mr burns

fucking shave your sideburns who's he telling the fucking shave his sideburns that whole i don't remember that one remember the the where they have the softball team oh yes yes yes uh he's telling like is it mark mcguire no it's it's like no it's not mcguire it's uh because that episode's older no it's you know it's it's he used to play for the orioles rafael palmero no it's not palmero it's wait no no no the first base on he's on by in that episode is ken griffy junior

daryl strawberry hosay kinsako i think um don don don mattingly um maybe it's baseball maybe it's mattingly maybe that's who maybe so anyways i got into one of those you know what that is it is him yeah it's mattingly yeah and they they i get into a uh a thing with them where they're like you got to stop saying that it works you know twice as fast as viagra and sialis i'm like did i say that and i guess i did so you know what it's not one of those things it i was just saying the wrong thing

yeah anyways if you like sex you'll love bluetooth dot com that's what i now because you know what they want to be sticklers about me saying exactly what it fucking says in the copy we'll do that if you like sex you'll love bluetooth dot com not their pills their website their website because they show people fucking on the website i've literally never loved the website in my life what kind of fucking if you if you love a website you're not fucking how about that how about it's like this this is literally

fucking an impossible statement that applies to no one if you like sex you'll love bluetooth dot com like some psycho that just like i just love design some fucking french pedophile literally loves sex is right god bluetooth dot com the website the aesthetics anyways bluetooth dot com offers men and performance enhancement for the bedroom which means it gets your dick hard yeah that's right um they give you the first chewables with the same active

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my ass yeah they wanted a reference and what they had to do they wanted they wanted a reference so they asked me to take a look at your chart at your chart they sent us the video yeah and you know what i did a lot of the a lot of the doctors have been called into service here in the new york area to deal with covid so um you just now it's they just give you the pills you know yeah might as well might as well just prescribe them oh yeah you know uh well it takes a few stockpiling yeah no in-person doctor visit no awkward conversation no waiting line of

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i have no idea yeah which you'll love if you love sex if you love sex you'll love looking at their website if you don't like sex you're gonna be like fuck this website if you love sex you'll love the options on the phone calling you'll love a drop-down menu a nice drop-down menu if you love sex you'll love scrolling through beautiful all of our you'll love the endless scroll because of this part of your website you'll love the clean the clean flat design our cast in the serifs that they have our cascading style sheets

mm-hmm oh yeah what's a serif that's the kind of writing they had like medieval times where they have the little feet it's when it's when letters have like uh like little little flags on them and shit you know times new roman that's a serif font reserial is sans serif ah this look at that we're all learning yeah and it all comes from arabic probably that's true yeah and not they came up with that and they came up with math yeah the numbers now greeks came up with math algebra was the

no that's a muslim shit no no algebra algebra is muslims and then calculus is the english so the greeks came up with geometry that's the only thing that they can take right before that's right because we had to figure out which shapes would fit in our ass yeah so we had to do this we had to figure out area yeah well the greek greek math is all about making your dick seem bigger through measurements through tricky measurements so they're like uh no you have the cosine you should see the cosine of my dick bitch yeah right it's not that big but you

should see the fucking uh it's a tangent is uh what it is yeah the tan my dick my the expo my dick is exponentially beautiful fuck um it's actually greek independence day today boys happy happy independence day dude thank you this is the day where we fucked the turks in the ass march 25th 1821 suck my fucking dick the Ottoman empire someone was going around how does it feel sultan pull up pull up out of turk i will dude at at any Turkish motherfucker that's listening right now if you want to fucking go again you want to

fucking feel what if what it felt like when we came through with our little fucking we had little dresses on we had little pointy shoes with little fucking uh little fucking pom poms on the top and we still fucked you in the ass dude we took our country back after a mere you know like for 400 years of uh ottoman rule so and they i don't know they probably fucked us they probably did not treat us too nicely if i had to guess i have to do a little more reading on the whole situation but i still i still i still will say today is the day we got them back and that we

fucked them and it feels right we're talking about degree call across in the 20s okay let's not use that word all willy nilly it wasn't there was one there was only one there was some journalist greek holocaust there was some journalist the armenians the armenians the uh there was some journalist on fucking uh twitter that was like talking about the covid numbers and they're like this is the potential to affect blah blah blah blah and he's like that's 15 holocaust i saw that using the

holocaust but specifically the number six million yeah it's a unit of measurement i measure a lot of things in six million they literally it is it is fucking impossible for them to not make everything about themselves okay all right that guy specifically that guy yeah just him he's the only one that does it oh fuck yeah damn and you're just going a little your internet next time you got to go you got to get into fucking land adam

because you're getting a little choppy brother okay i'm gonna do that next time is is you guys are frozen for me but i can see myself i think your internet is dragging the whole although nick what are you doing are you streaming maybe because you're using wi-fi it's fucking up i'm not streaming i'm hardwired and i've got like uh i mean my internet connection is pretty fast and my i've got like a commercial router but it's not like you know i have no idea i mean optimum because shit could be fucked up should i get like an airport or something

for upstairs maybe they don't need to just be wired in bro you need to just have your shit they don't they don't make the airport anymore what they stop don't make the airport they stop making apple does not make routers they haven't made routers since like 2018 maybe i'm sorry if i can genius bar over here yeah well genius genius genius yeah genius my penis in the urinary that's so true yeah they call me genius is penis you fucking idiot yeah they call me love

they call me they call me the penis because i they call me they call me the penis because the way i fuck is intelligence i'm the genius oh yeah damn i just saw that shit you posted on instagram stuff oh yeah dude you're so cute that pig is mad cute stuff you and your boyfriend's dressed like a genie how mad are you that you don't can't wear clothes like that anymore dude i would love you should go back to it we're quarantine there's no more rules

there's no rule i'm about to grow my hair out dude that's gonna be what i gotta go bald pony we were talking about it yesterday i would love to go bald pony you don't even fucking understand how bad i want that dude gotta go bald pony i'm going to bro we're not seeing each other for another fucking nine months we could do anything we want dude here's my plan ready i'm gonna get a fucking really expensive to pay after after this shit and just tell people i grew out my hair yeah you should in the quarantine yeah yeah you should get a black lady's wig

you should be like slapping i i will dude yeah i i ain't fit i ain't fitting to do no more damn quarantine well i don't have to talk like that i'm fitting yeah you do it's part of the it's it's part of the wig dude it's like you know like that simpson's episode with oh and home yeah snake he takes snakes heart hair yes next hair yeah and that's the same thing same principle i like that that would be cool yeah i would rather be an old black lady than a criminal yeah yeah i would be very out i would be more caring more loving

it's gonna be it's gonna be funny if we are if it does if this gets like worst-case scenario and we're living in like some fucking like just absolute hellhole if there's people still trying to complain about like pronouns or whatever after this yeah they will they will they'll try and find and then you just you'll you'll cut their head off and those are the people you know you can rob yeah you can rob that's how you can figure out you cut their head off and use their bones as fuel i can't wait for mad max shit to start yeah yeah you ask someone what their

pronouns are and if they have a risk if they are about to say a response yeah they're really thinking about it you're like all right time to rob yeah time to take their wallet mm-hmm but fuck dude i really do i hope i'm gonna be pissed if the world ends yeah i mean it probably will i want to get more pussy dude mm-hmm or or trump's right about this trump guessed with the madison and then he's right that'd be so funny it would be so fun he's like look i just fucking facebook rumor yeah yeah you just you just uh you just

try it out you know i mean it can't be worse than the virus itself yeah the cure can't be worse than the fucking disease dude that's some good that's some good ass logic right yeah yeah i love that he's i love that america's gonna be open for business in two weeks yeah he's still just he's still he's still riffing was that he's still just riffing left and right yeah he misses the rallies dude he misses working the road he's pissed he's pissed yes he wants to go back on the road dude yeah dude every fucking every red state

governor's like don't listen we're not gay everybody go get a hamburger yeah that's yeah texas and idaho they're like missus should be these motherfuckers not gonna work yeah well it's probably like yeah you know it's like they didn't fucking if they never detected the virus at all it's like would it be any worse than just a fucking bad flu season like if they had no way to discover the virus i think so i think that's what everybody's saying i think that the death rate would be higher why well i mean it hasn't surpassed the flu

well not yet but in a couple weeks we're about to find out right now yeah but no i mean globally the number is like relatively pretty small in terms of there's like a you could take a flu shot you can't take a covid i know i'm saying if they never fucking like if there was no if they never there's no who there's no fucking like doctors studying any this shit it's just fucked him people are getting sucked his dick can you sign my fucking penis damn if no one found out everyone at skankfest would have died skankfest used to would have

fucking yeah but here's the thing everybody at everybody at skanksfest would have died but it would been like is this a disease or is it from one of the companies that's sponsoring the festival uh poisoning is bad brother right yeah take the brown cb another instance of like you know lewis making his own lube in a basement somewhere you know he's like yeah you know i mean sometimes you mess up sometimes you get the formula wrong i had thought that's just part of being a businessman

everyone gets black lung from his right yeah his fucking vape when i leave for amico vapes when i leave amico vapes to james when i leave my company amico lube to james it's made from blubber suctioned out of uh zakamiko's love handles we have thc infused fucking ass cheek fat from zakamiko you're gonna use the fuck yeah who do you what comments you think are dead for sure they get that virus probably amico yeah i would put my odds yeah we got great

yeah he's not yeah he goes for sure apparently um i think i probably would die if i get it yeah no you're locking down you're being responsible i'm locking down i'm not going anywhere you gotta be careful with that takeout though not everything though you probably already you probably already had it yeah i mean it's looking like everybody has either already had this fucking thing or they're like i mean it's like i got sick in february and it was like weird it was like weird i thought it was like i would

have to go to the doctor throwing up and isn't throwing up not no that's a part of it there's like a loss of like taste and smell there was like weird shit going on i just didn't feel right and i felt weird in a way and i was like i guess it was the flu i don't know dude was the sickest i've ever seen a person in this apartment for like a week and a half and he had all the say all the flu shit like and i was scared to get it because i was about to go i thought i was going to go on the road i mean i was about to go on the road for a month yeah and uh it literally was i think

he just had corona bro yeah i really do yeah i mean probably it's already like because like when they discovered the shit in wuhan in like december in between december and january is like fucking like 40 000 people came from wuhan to new york i mean it was like an insane amount of like jesus christ really yeah no i mean people were just fucking leaving wuhan and this shit's fucking highly contagious and it's like yeah i mean that's what i mean it and then if you consider that everyone fucking has it it's like the mortality rate is

really not that fucking high at all even the hospitalization rate so i mean but isn't that it doesn't matter aren't they saying that it's about to happen though aren't they saying that shit's about to hit the thing spike hasn't happened yet okay maybe maybe it will i mean it's i guess it's like hospitals being overwhelmed but you have to consider too that there's like a public health crisis you have a probably a lot more people they're like i have to go to the doctor i have to go right now you know and they're also like quarantining everybody

and treating it like it's this huge fucking deal you know i don't know i mean i i have no fucking idea but it's like it's probably sitting somewhere in between like yes this is a serious thing and then also there's an overreaction to it that's making it much worse and like almost nobody nobody i wasn't worried until i heard this that they say 12 holocaust and then i was like god forbid yeah i can dude that's the thing the upper east and upper west sides are going to be wiped out can you imagine

12 12 holocaust what is this gonna have heart attacks what is that number 12 what is 12 times zero i always forget zero oh is it yeah i always forget when you multiply by zero what whether that makes it infinity or yeah well hold on no no no it's not 12 times zero because they did kill some gypsies and gay people let's not oh well no no no it's 11 million with the gypsies honestly it's like i because i don't i truly don't believe there's such a thing as a holocaust denier i'm like a

holocaust denier denier i don't think it exists i don't think there's a single person in the world that actually believes that the holocaust didn't happen i don't buy i just i fucking refuse to accept that there's anybody that could possibly actually think that yeah but you're probably right how fucking funny would it be if the jews did make that up it would be funny like this is it's going to be the hardest thing that we ever did but we got to convince everybody

that there was a holoca remember when world war two everybody was busy during the war so we're just and we weren't helping so we're gonna those of us that couldn't disguise themselves as ladies to play in that softball league the rossio doll we decided to get up to something fun yeah we we put we did a trick we decided to do a little trick or rooney because we wanted a little piece of the middle east yeah we had we got our own

country and we picked we picked we don't have oil we picked and look here's a here's a thing i love about jews they're supposed to be good at real estate and they picked the worst location in the entire fucking world they were given it the worst one oh sure they were given it they had some bargaining power and then they then they then they killed a bunch of people and got more look they had they could have had alaska i believe or saw i brought something alaska or scotland gonda scotland was in the

that would have been cool that would have been hilarious this is a juice to africa go back to africa oh dude you know what it would be for racists to tell jewish people to go back to africa that's a two for one i love it yeah god damn yeah we're in we're you know we're back in bobby lon right now damn where wish it is real be let's figure this out right now guys let's move it right now i'm saying northern trash island northern

ireland specific northern ireland should be turned into israel northern ireland yeah just imagine yeah i mean it i really i think that's the answer i love that dude fucking bb versus the ira dude let's see let's see what it's good now that it's not kids with kites let's see how you guys do with fucking mix with little bombs yeah that's a fair fight that's too true who do you think comes out on top of that one adam uh well it's a classic me versus nick situation and as you know

nicks won a lot of battles but no i'm playing the long you're playing the long game for the war i love that the versus a kek the ira is still like doing stuff there's like all these like off-shoot ira's that are still like shooting police officers and kidnapping people weren't people saying that because boris johnson won the troubles we're gonna start up again i don't know what i don't really pay attention that shit but it is that's so british to call like the wave of bombings and terrorism the troubles yeah

how many people did the ira kill was that many well back in the day yeah well there was all i mean there was like there was violence on both sides from like paramilitary groups there was also like a loyalist like guy they were like who were aligned with the military right they're like they're like they're like we're gonna blow up shit too also we don't you know yeah there's no reason we're gonna host a blast at top yeah that cool stuff i don't know i mean who are you sucking your own dick

he is he's trying to suck his own dick i was trying to for my only fans you better not be doing it oh show feet damn you're pretty limber you are dude i'm about to work that ass over i just got i i got tipped a couple times no you didn't in a self-suck situation yeah i did how did your cock taste it felt weird it felt well it tasted it was you didn't feel it as much in them as in the mouth and as on the dick it felt more like there was a dick in my mouth than there was a

mouth on my dick but how did your dick taste um kind of salty i think yeah i would i think i hadn't showered but i was so excited this one was a younger more limber man yeah did you ever come in your own mouth adam no no not not uh not my penis not for my pain that's a lot that's a lot adam did you did you ever come in your own mouth no what the hell well who's making that noise is there a machine scoreboard noise this is a machine i don't know what that is dude

i'm kind of confused i'm i'm confused i don't know what's going on have you ever had another question have you ever had sex with a woman yes come on what the hell what yeah what is going on here that's crazy come on how you guys gonna disrespect me in my library hold on enhance what are why are what are all those books doing in there anyways i don't know they're like books from when i was a kid oh that's your this is your childhood room this is my where i did my homework what do you mean that bedroom that bedroom that bedroom behind me was my

bedroom you had a study out to my sister's daddy warbucks over here fucking baby office in a room yeah he had a study yeah look at the tv dude we had a sick ass tv real nice i think 20 24 inches um no no vcr yeah that's my uh stereo so i remember that i had a that i think i had a very similar one to that i think that's uh it's an awa do you remember that company i did i was i was you have a big mirror to look at yourself in

well before uh we bought this house there was a lesbian in the air force they used to do this what she did uh martial arts sword fighting this was her dojo i should you not yeah there's a mirror over here too yeah she probably got more pussy than you probably in this house most certainly most certainly i think i've only a handful of time i wonder if she's doing fucked in that house as a kid zero as an adult you know a few times my parents waited until i was 18 to molester mm-hmm that's a smart move no way the child can decide for themselves

one of the yeah exactly it's kind of like a rite of passage don't cut his dick off man don't come on he's 12 well technically can't you molest the boy after his bar mitzvah in the jewish faith he's in the jewish faith you just have to wait you wait a little bit it's not sexual you just wait a little bit and then they then you have a bomb as well and then you have a lesson that's why they do it so young yeah heber school is just grooming yeah they grew

they groom you and then the rabbis have a draft for who they get to fuck yeah uh huh yeah it's and with the first pick in the molestation uh david goldstein yeah hell this is funny a kid who looked toilets as part of the coronavirus challenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus gay shon mendez was also just this day with gay shon gay shon mendez is that rules dude yeah you rocked well my chair sorry my name is my name is uh gay shon

homeo johnson cordless phone homey uh homo leon homo leon johnson homo sexy on homo sex leon yeah but fuck trian but fuck trian but fuck me in my ass assalino this is my name my name is dr anatoly bochixio my name is dr anatoly bochixio i am the head the physician here at the lombard the hospital in the problem they have is a lot of people are very sick with the uh because uh i don't know some

be because i am gay because i'm gay and anatoly bochixio anatoly bochixio anatoly is a really good one just bringing them bringing them on to msnbc they're like thank you very much for being here dr bochixio can you tell us why donald trump is bad can you give us any insight into what will stop donald trump like i i don't know i'm just so methanian the guy i actually don't know i think it's hot and i would love to have sex i don't have a problem with donald

trump they're like well you heard it here from the doctor first donald trump is bad we're going to some other experts now uh the owner of a local clown school had to go out of business is going to tell us to dump trump is gay in in just a minute oh fuck a lot of people call him a clown you know i don't think he could even be he's not even cut out to be a clown i'll tell you something since he wouldn't get into my clown college he would not be here in my school he would not be a member of my clown school i'll tell you that so unless he

had four hundred and thirty two dollars every six months and if you're just joining us now we're live with our coronavirus coverage and uh we have another person on here who's saying the president is bad um we're going to go live here this is this is the line outside of elmhurst hospital in queens and we're going person by person asking them uh on a scale of nine to ten how much they blame the president for this his approval ratings are like 65 percent right now this is going to be the this is going to be his fucking uh nine eleven

they wanted to be his katrina and it's going to be his nine eleven i mean if he reopens everything in three weeks i don't know yeah i don't know i mean it depends how many people dying like even even like joker's like there was a lot of like shitting on biden that was happening by bernie people leading up to this that some of it is like you know i mean it is mostly memes i guess but this has shown him to be beyond the fucking incompetent i mean you can it's unbelievable he hasn't strung together a single coherent

sentence in the last fucking week and a half yeah i was watching with my dad yesterday there hasn't been a single abc and my dad said he was joking there hasn't been a single functional predicate that has come out of that fucking idiot's mouth in like a week and a half it's unbelievable the fucking there's like there should be like opposition to the fucking dumb bullshit republicans are trying to do well i think bernie's gonna just keep running that's that's what i can't hear anymore he's just gonna fight it to the end

that's our last hope yeah talk can you hear me i can't hear nick they can't hear us i guess can you hear us can you hear me words broke him he'll come back in you hear nick how long we've been going we'll see i think about an hour okay

nick yep yeah okay i got you yeah i guess whenever that happens i just need to leave and come back okay that was weird i don't know why that happened yeah i have no idea i didn't touch anything i didn't do anything yeah well whatever you're recording the whole time right um yeah on my end that i'm assuming you kept yeah we are too so we're good anyways but yeah no i mean and now there's just this public fantasy going on with koomo where they're like what the fuck yeah wow he's he's presidential you heard the guy talk

once and now like these fucking liberals on twitter talking about like wow every morning i tune in and it's like i'm a baby being tucked into bed and he's reading me baby stories and i'm a baby and he's what the fuck is going on with this they all want fucking elizabeth wanted to breastfeed them yeah they all want fucking andrew koomo to be their dad because there's literally not a fucking woman they can cling to so it's like this is he's just become the girl now an italian with breasts in his polo yeah they see an italian's nipples in the

brown fucking new york well he does there there is like there is like a subtle like a feminine thing that new york guys have you know it's either either you crank it to 10 or whatever there's a lot of juice if you either you crank it to 10 or you you just like turn up like that kind of like yeah that sort of low t new york kind of guy yeah which becomes a good example he is feminine yeah trump trump is like that but trump slick so i mean he can play it off it's like that's exactly what it is i got italian guys that can wear like fucking velour whatever and go get manicures

but if they're also killing people you know it's like oh i guess that works if you're just like a if you were like a mafia guy that didn't do crime you would be a fucking like i mean you're somebody's grandma basically yeah they're like oh i just want to wear some soft i can't i can't wait to wear some soft on my breasts and i just want to put my fuck on my necklace on and have my breasts and my necklace and my soft little shirt on my breasts

i gotta put fucking hair cream in my head get my curls looking good i gotta have my curls and i'm gonna i'm gonna put my i'm gonna show everyone my breasts and my necklace and people are like that's the president i want that's the that's the guy to stop donald trump bernie sanders you fucking cock suckers come on man yeah we're fucking it's not gonna i mean at this point because it's like you know what the fuck is bernie saying or do i mean like good on them for redirecting like campaign funding to the coronavirus stuff

but it's like he's at least saying people should get too grand a fucking month yeah i mean yeah they literally yeah they literally had rents they had three primaries that will kill people last week in the middle of a pandemic because they won't rise up as quickly as possible well that's what i mean it's not that it's like bernie like somebody some major democratic voice needs to be saying like no we can't stop set to sit down and fucking take care of people no one is providing any real opposition yeah it's fucking so it's

we're fucked our kids are so small right now i mean you know i don't know it's like you can only really at this point hope for the funniest outcome which is the trump guest and got it right with this fucking medicine and then he's president forever yeah we deserve fucking we deserve we deserve look we we deserve trump and we also deserve the fucking coronavirus i mean it's like there there there are two there are two sides of like the same you know uh token that's been tossed in the face

of the western world just truly not believing in science at all i mean it is there these it's in two weeks i wonder what's the fuck's gonna happen yeah how many fucking i mean it would fucking it would be very funny if this just disease vanished now there's some evidence there's some evidence that the fuck like you know we find out the trumps like not only was his medicine correct but then also the virus just stops it just stops that in its tracks you cure maybe like a handful of people that need the

medicine and then everything stops and then just unlike the the the market like immediately fucking rebounds and it's like there will be no way for the democrats to ever know no chance ever no chance you know i mean if they stop the whole fucking the whole world over you know i mean it would be very funny it would i agree that would be funny yeah fuck but probably it probably won't happen we're probably just gonna all gonna die yeah i can't believe i'm gonna die shit sucks dude

i want to live forever do you yeah me too no not forever but a nice amount of time i want to taste a couple more titties you know tasting titties well i want i want to put a couple more titties on the tasting menu jonathan feeling your own just no remember it's not the same dude it's not the same a woman's tittie has some real some real just they're ah they're nice dude maybe you could do like a localized anesthesia so you can't feel your hand like you can't feel from the tittie

and squeeze them this stranger but for grabbing my own breasts yeah so i'll sit on my own titties i'll sit on my titties for 20 minutes and then feel them and jack off i love doing the stranger where i numb my own hand and then jack off another guy so i can't feel myself being gay that's good man that's a nice that's a really good loophole and then especially if you put my specially fucking designed dildo two ways to not feel yourself being gay i love that you're

anatomically yeah custom custom for every man to not be gay to have a dildo in his ass okay i like it theoretically i you know i'm fucking hungry what's that i'm hungry yeah i just had cereal we should figure out a way or i should figure out a way to do this in the living room and then also a headset so i don't have to hold a mic and then and then maybe because i feel like we could definitely we could definitely start doing like maybe like a longer like two hour kind of hang thing

yeah maybe do or maybe do a movie it's a shame games suck now yeah yeah yeah because it and then figure out how to stream though it's also if a game is good then you're just gonna be playing the fucking game you know that's true it really is a talent to be able to talk and game at the same time yes so true you got to have respect for guys like pewdiepie or or richard spencer and his politics yeah of course yeah just all the all the gaming guys what are his politics

he he reviews memes is that what his thing pewdiepie i believe is racist yeah i'm well i think he's dropped i think he's dropped i think he was just edgy i don't think he's actually everybody's really i don't know i it's gonna be great to see how everyone turns into like a four-chain guy now they're all stuck online that's true it's in like in like fucking four months lindy west is gonna be posting frog memes yeah should be talking about the storm yeah is this the storm is this what

was supposed to happen this is all covered and put tom hanks in jail because tom hanks was molesting kids with his wife in australia dude he was over there trying to get fucking keep fucking kangaroo uh i'm down here uh having sex with kids i'm in a pouch having so i'm in a kangaroos pouch having sex with a child uh i'm a last video announcing that his parents have coronavirus yeah i did everyone's yeah yeah my parents that they got corona virus crazy yeah we saw it i love chat yeah we saw the video

okay you saw the yeah i'm sorry yeah i'm trying to figure out a way to do a cool background yeah yeah there's a way to do it on zoom i don't know how though i'm trying to find it maybe by sucking my dick maybe by sucking his dick dude have you tried that dude i would literally i miss human contact so much i would fucking suck your dick right now no you would i would play with the balls i would suck don't fucking don't fucking lie to me bro you wouldn't suck my dick me and my boys in the group chat we're literally

sending each other pictures of our penis last night no you weren't come on yeah we were but we were doing it with this uh this cartoon filter uh look at this filter on i-messages mad funny you you were sending your boys cockpicks well they were doing it first but i wanted to feel like i was part of the group uh how much smaller was your dick than everybody's this filter like where it makes it look like you're in a comic book the answer is very what i did not plump and i was accused of plumping i did not plump the answer

is suss is very the answer is very gay the answer is very small or whatever and you're talking about childish almost some might even say a baby's penis a baby's penis they call them dany toddler dick they call him dany toddler dick hey so what's going on everybody it's me dany toddler dick yeah and you were saying before you came on that the president is bad yeah i think the president's bad we'll be back after this

my dick would be bigger if we had a different president yeah i think the maybe the main problem is that the uh the president is bad he's bad for people he's bad for the economy thank you very much coming up next we'll be speaking with a drawing i did of peter griffin from family guy and then i'll be i'll be holding up and he'll be saying that uh you know here we go we got doesn't one of those guys that is that does the news doesn't he also do stupid fucking you got this guy he's like oh yeah

oh i hate i don't like all no trump oh i can't stand him you just drew that you had that i have these you just had that drawing well i have i have them different races i do flash cards what yeah well you know there's a good drawing well it's like how are you gonna stay racist in quarantine if you're not going wait what is this how did he forget if you can't i do you draw him and then if i i'm not going out and seeing people so how do i keep the

stereotypes in my head i do drawings and i try and quiz myself you gotta remember yeah we must keep living and yes you live it you gotta go through and you list off the money whiny allergies yeah that is true we're all around you go through all the races well you guys you gotta stay fresh you gotta keep your shit fresh that's good stuff man that's too funny damn i gotta i'm gonna connect to ethernet next time i promise

all right i gotta piss and then um and then eat something all right boys well goodbye i'm so i feel so much better shut up nice oh uh sorry did you come home yeah i called you you get it i do it dude i can't believe the last time we fuck it we're just with the last pod we did was the last in person one for a while that was a good one man that was fun it was fun fuck but this is pretty good and we're gonna figure it listen gang everyone listening at home we're gonna figure out the fucking technological kinks we're

gonna figure that i'm gonna end this and then i'll send you all the files we'll coordinate our files and you can send them off to your boy cool okay i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna save this and send it over okay but i'm telling you this sounds okay this sounds okay except for that part where i was missing if you want to just upload this one like this no because i yeah i don't want that like two minutes of silence in there or whatever so i'll send it over i'll send it over and then you can figure it out with your guy sounds good bro all right thanks brothers

all right see you boys miss you take care miss you bro bye