The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 237 – Roddendirty

Episode Date: December 9, 2020

the final frontier

you're this is the real ass podcast with Dave Gomez oh they're merged the Republican ass product progress progress would mave movement Dower didn't mean to you what if I just had a stroke that'd be awesome what if I just forgot how to speak and then we were just like alright dude just for an hour come on yeah are you okay are you having a stroke fan I need you I'm too lazy to speak normal I'm too lazy to like the way babies sometimes you ever fucking see that babies try to do the when they try to talk it's very cute they do the fucking

cop like they do the rhythms of talking they're awesome so cute hey goo-goo fucking guy got over here smoking a cigar having a C section shit I wish you get cigars yeah we should I'm trying to smoke a fucking stove you fuck with Stoge's um come on man I I had one nice cigar once and it made sense why people wear them someone had a Cubano that someone's wow they stole from someone's dad when over the summer this summer yeah wow look at you not bad smoking Cubans you didn't even tell us I didn't know that I didn't I don't know I've never been a cigar man I in high school I used to smoke black and

milds everybody did and I thought that that was luxury black miles wish your sweets I thought it was that's that's how that's how Caribbean businessmen mm-hmm enjoy their afternoons yeah we've been over this the wooden tip that's that was luxury the black and mild wouldn't yeah I feel like Hunter S Thompson plastic no but they that's what I'm saying they had like an upscale version that had a wooden tip oh I never had never had that oh you broke fucking it is a woodland creature would smoke exactly like a little fat little squirrel some kind of yes I'm kind of like goat pedophile you blow into his pain

flute and smoke is wood tipped in black and mild and then lower our children why no he's just horny for regular women you should get goat legs that's what I was imagining me stavis puck puck from midsummer's night dream yeah midsummer's tight cream it's tight peen midsummer's tight jeans and it's a bunch of Shakespearean guys wearing wearing very tight jeans you can see the balls they're like daughter see my penis daughter see my print my lines my outlines my luscious and and and salubrious outlines shall dance upon my thigh and trace down the piss as it runs as it stains dark my blue jeans my

dog my blue jeans died dark with the stains of urine as they make their way down my constricted and turgid tights legs and into my ankles and and and it feels as my shoes with the scent and weight of a thousand pisses and the piss of autumn and if they look at Shakespeare that's good yeah you got you did very well and doth thou eyes present to me a picture of a big perfect that I may get that I may find myself completely erect inside my tight jeans and the jeans the pressure they shall make me come and I shall bust and I I have to bust that I have busted in my jeans how bust now good sir upon my

visage upon my visage thou busteth in pleasure thou bustest in sin thou bustest in duty and thou leave thy bust upon my lips upon mine ass cheeks upon mine ass cheeks to dry and peel it off like Elmer's glue and to dry in the in the in the brisk breath of Uncle Winters disdain for our devilish trist of the mates of gender shall he do say the good Lord this is an abomination this is disgusting my nice my nice fell upon the dried bust peeled off like paper mache and shall I say when my one eye chapter 12 yeah do Shakespeare the confessions of St. Augustine chapter 12 oh good Lord when

you look down upon me as I bend at the knee and hip to receive thine good graces upon my puckadiness my eyes shall fall upon my reflection in the spittoon as I've bent over like a bovine in repose waiting for the load of the Lord to wash upon my anus and dry out the sins of defecation left as morsels upon my hemorrhagic my hemorrhagic lines of swollen vascularity around my each one representing hidden desires buried deep in me oh Lord and I took your grace into my into my known ass I have become fucked into my known ass so Lord I confess I have never felt such girth in pleasure as brought to me

by the Lord as each not of the rosary entered my body I St. Augustine's diaries were discovered after his execution chapter 13 San Francisco and 15 of our men shared a van where we lived and fucked and I knew that the gas tank was filled not you still doing your gay ass little fucking come on yo come on yo the fucking ravers is playing you with that gay shit we can hear you from in here yo and my roommate from Dundalk then yell at me and I would tell him I am busy testifying to grace of the Lord he's in there doing some gay she says he thinks he's having sex with God you know no man but the thing is when he's

asleep we fucking rob him so it don't even fucking matter he's rich or some shit yes I got his debit card I got pictures of his debit card he was dead he was doing ketamine the conversions of St. Augustine chapter 14 and one time I got hard at Suncoast video looking at a novelty t-shirt of Stewie Griffin I thought to myself show what I do I confess the scene of homosexuality or pedophilia does it not matter because Stewie's presentation is so far removed from that an actual child an actual human at all that it could just be the Lord's grace of artistic divinity and what I experienced was not

sexual attraction to a forbidden class more so an appreciation for mankind's gift of art that channels through they basically is what I'm sick what I'm getting at I get it yeah do you yeah then why don't we let and why don't even one thing contribute to my dear friend no I got what you're saying about stewie just for once maybe possibly even one no I mean like I he was just saying that oh so not only you knock that you be a part of the bit you're going to mid-bit explain it I don't know why I said I get it but I felt him not that he actually you've got an art in pictures of babies no but he

was getting hard at man's accomplishment right was it what happened we're driving the pass by that oh yeah the ski resort come on it's catamount catamount yes I said I've heard that name before oh yeah I've heard I know about that no it was like what was catamount is a ski resort is what Nick said and then you said I know I've heard the name before yeah it's clearly it's clearly a ski there's fucking slopes right I'm like gosh shit we could be skiing right now right there's any snow and then you said after that oh that's a ski resort catamount catamount I've heard of that no I've heard the name

not even I've heard the place I've heard that referred to before I've heard that name what an awesome thing to brag about yeah no that I mean I have some I have some notes here all I have is stick another dig stick another oh there it is take another dig stick another day in my ass I'm gay that's that's what I got so for this episode your notes for lunch I also have the door doesn't close you have to lock it which is what you said after mm-hmm you left the door front door wide open can we it can we address something from lunch Nick what's that okay when the old man dropped his $20 bill and I said sir hold on I'm dealing

with some right now all right fucking bullshit take another dick ba-bum ba-bum an old man drop 20 dollars outside of the French sandwich place mm-hmm and I wait till Nick is done no you can go ahead because now I got a well I was just gonna sing again I wanted to dress I wanted to dress you go ahead and dress it all you want I wanted to address your snickering and I wanted you to finally explain to me why it was so funny oh so that I told the old man some guy I said sir you drop he was already dollars touching you'd already been over and he was touching that's not true that was I was Adam's

timing of it sir you dropped her that is true I watched and it was stupid no he dropped I said sir you dropped 20 was already bending down yeah you're under playing he's an old guy I would have been I would have seen your voice I would have picked it up and then maybe taken a founder's fee or something no no you would have just gotten the points for being a good guy yeah mad that he stole your good guy he was an old man and I don't think he recognized that he said he dropped 20 dollars you already dropped things all the time and don't already retrieving it was already retrieving it I said it before okay how

about this do you think if you hadn't said anything it would have changed the way that man behaved I didn't know that he had no no the answer is no it was a completely gratuitous what's a word I'm looking for gratuitous declaration of dropping announcement of dropping I was just trying to be polite hold on what's what's a good word a gratuitous I don't know what you're trying to say well how what if you tell somebody something what is it called when you announcement maybe announcement a gratuitous announcement of dropping his there's still some other word that I'm looking for the point is the point is I said

sir you dropped 20 dollars the Nick snickered at me because it was already you were already he was already touching the money he wasn't already touching the money yeah he was no I said it to him before he meant it really Adam but he had at as an impartial observer who didn't laugh at you but in my head quietly thought that was fucking gay I can say quietly thought quietly to myself without making with that unless somebody somebody had to make a big deal of it and look make Nick look like he was in the wrong whereas make sure you've laughed audibly maybe not because maybe the old man thought he was laughing at

him but did you deserve to be laughed at sure absolutely well I spoke to the old man later I said don't I just want to let you know that my friend was laughing at me not at you no you didn't yeah I did when after Nick went to the W eb Dubois rare book shop it was closed it was so you're lying because I tried to I tried to go there too well I think all three of us tried to go I tried to go first fellas if you dick in my ass I'm really fucking gay and I want to have sex destiny's child yeah that's pretty good fellas if you dick in my ass is it Dubois or Dubois I think either way

either way you be Dubois W eb Dubois Adam Adam D. Freedland do those boys yeah it's pretty good thank you fellas if you dick in my ass I'm walking honey and I'm also and I also happen to be gay so I thought it was that song go ladies you man at home the club is full of ballers in their pockets full of brown is full of brown what's the next line that song pisses me off why it's like because you go out and cheat ladies eat as long as you guys have money if they have more money than your boy and ain't cheating but it's then if the dick is of a higher tax bracket that you're you're on say told me mm-hmm that men with more money

are of a higher caliber higher caliber more worthy and that's what that's what and that you should always have your head on a swivel because pussy all pussy nose is trading up to that next cock that's gonna be his paycheck right and also in that other song that had when they said automobiles that's not a word can you suck my dick can you suck my little ass dick dick I forget I only know key parts of their songs but not the whole thing I hate this shit dude just do it after no I gotta do it now I gotta send this fucking email now just because it's

almost the end of the work day I don't think you do man yeah they of course had another hit survivor song I have a penis but it is very but it is so small everyone hates it when I pull it out now I got the littlest digger that you have seen everybody doesn't want to suck it cuz it's green okay my dick is fucking ugly and it smells like shit everybody hates when they have to suck it I have a small dick nobody likes it I'm going to fuck some other guys now because I am gay and my dick is small I do I don't want pussy I am a homo oftentimes the songs are about how man is forced into homosexuality because of

the fact that his penis is too small which I don't think is how it happened that's part of the jail talking about Michael juice yeah Michael juice and we talked about st. Augustine oh my god I'll show me y'all penis everybody what's the big deal about say that St. Augustine he's like Christian but I don't feel philosophical or something I don't fuck you don't fuck you ask me some fucking stupid I don't know about it about theology the only thing I know about God and shit like that is that in Greek orthodoxy Saint Santa is actually St. Veselios it's not Saint Nick that's that's a I use Vasiles that's

the only thing you know about God that's the only thing I remember that church has a different Santa has a different name in the Greek you know whatever what did he wear like a red same shit same why we just call it we just call it lived in the North Pole we just call him St. Billy I don't know the fuck say I use Vasiles Vasili is like Bill he has the same origin story and everything I don't fucking know dude you didn't ask no I forgot they have elves I guess I just know he has a different name I don't think he's either one of them honestly St. Nick in Greek orthodoxy is just a guy that is good was good at speeches I

think he was like Turkish or from Asia Minor or some shit that's whack I think every Christian every saint every early saint was Middle Eastern yeah the whole Bible just now Jesus was Middle Eastern yeah I'm gonna pause this for a second cuz I have the bitch about something okay okay and we're back we're back Jesus I tell you being a businessman it's hard hard job in the world it's difficult having a job being a small business owner being a fucking small business funny because they should call it instead of small the word should be pretend mm-hmm yeah fake business owner yeah absolutely a lot of being a small

business owner is like I gotta go to Staples yeah I'm gonna have to buy a stapler yeah to justify I'm gonna have to get a website I don't need that no one will use and spend three weeks unless you're on like a restaurant or something yeah that's a real business you own a diner you own a diner you got a fucking harass the we should all move up here and all just have failing businesses that would be awesome that we try to start some things here podcast money through yeah cuz it's illegal to have a podcast yes well it will be the way we the way we're gonna do it we do it folks

Kamala officer Kamala is not gonna be too welcome to the describing a child's penis in the Supreme Court yeah whether like when you know at a certain point the description becomes so vivid that it basically his child born to a blind person it's a joke your honor yeah it wouldn't it be funny if someone did actually do this yeah is why they're laughing it's why the comedy you're and so what blind people aren't allowed to have a laugh they're not allowed to cry they're not allowed to love didn't we just go through this with deaf people in this very court that's right the highest in the land the most supreme of courts

heard the case of the deaf guy laughing at his own penis the government versus the people the deaf guy what would I guess they would just look at child pornography yeah but the sound was off your honor it's only half it's only half a cry it's only half a crime that's true is it a crime to listen to it I would think a blind imagine you're a blind pedophile and you're just like you got headphones on you're like the ultimate loop well just a lubed up baby those sounds I bet you it's it probably still would be legal but it probably wouldn't be illegal to do like a radio play version of it where you just have a fake

someone crying and then like a pocket pussy getting fucked by a cucumber well Nick was saying he wants to do radio play I drove to the school I would love to be I would love to be like the fucking Gideon verse Wayne right like the visual description vivid descriptions of something illegal to look at yep I'm an advocate your honor for people with disabilities yeah I'm just a simple dipshit radio show yeah I'm just some fucking asshole dumb piece of shit that pretended to be recording child pornography audio me yeah I may just be a fucking retard shit but I'm a retard with a hard penis I'm or gamble I

certainly have a nice suit I want to see what a gamble no I was saying but I'm a retard with a hard penis over gambles or something you're a retard who wants to shave his face all right you're on I'm I'm a simple country retard with a hair of penis yeah that is until I got the lawnmower 3.0 man scape from man scape.com they actually did a taste test they got blind pedophiles and it shaves your pubes so close to the skin that they were letting they were having blind pedophiles suck off the small postman yeah and they're like it's a baby it's just like a baby they called it the Pepsi challenge it looks like it's

to a blind pedophile it tastes just like a baby you know we're all trying to get those baby that's right mr. and we want to congratulate Adam for actually being the pilot mr. Magoo of the yeah we're talking about those are off the show thing we're talking about a guy teaching kids how to skate but it's a pedophile a neighborhood pedophile so the kids are like mr. Stevenson taught me how to skate goofy and they're like that sounds normal not a type of skateboarding and he's acting like you take off all your clothes take off all your clothes Benjamin wasn't that an episode of smart guy with the pedophile but he went

video game you had to surf naked what's smart guy the surf VR game it's tears is a little brother and he has a shower is sure yeah and there's a pedophile episode where he tries to get them to we are sucking penis in a 90s kind of world I'm glad I can ship my balls and dick with Manscaped lawnmower 3.0 it's a premium electric trimmer that's designed to give you confidence in the bench in the bed like sex you'll love man if you love having sex sexually then you'll love having sex if you like having sex with your own body sexually mm-hmm sex sex sex style I love sex if you love sex style penis oh

yeah which is shaved by the way yeah that's what a sex style penis is in the wrong column that's right oh yeah here we don't even need copy because we love the product so much you got to hear this part brace yourself winter is coming oh that's right man do I miss game of thrones me too man I really miss it you know I know in the grand scheme of things that's not as bad as no no they may I think I think there's a joke later in it it's not bad it's that man is in a wheelchair right because that's not a bad thing here is to overgrown yes it's I like that he ever turned himself trying to trim autumn is in the air and

Manscaped is here to ensure you don't carve your pumpkins when you're grooming that's all right okay they have an okay copyright that's right shut up to them yeah I mean actually we wrote this maybe some of their other we're not even reading anything yeah I'm sorry they ruined it by pumpkins we actually mean your boys downstairs oh okay that's the Adam that there's a guy yeah that was the guy who works there named Adam I see it was like it was like oh and pumpkins means he means a test when his co-workers deliberately write a joke and he's like wait I think there's a joke there yeah don't be the add don't

be the boys downstairs mm-hmm it's funny because boys downstairs is also what would be going on with that with that blind pedophile exactly yep mm-hmm yeah I got the boys downstairs oh I gotta take care of my boys downstairs everything always thinks he's talking about shaving his balls but he means fucking the chill sex slaves and this Jake Gyllenhaal and zodiac and he's like he has a basement he is the only house of the basement in San Francisco whoa it's the St. Augustine house my lord I created I had a basement built for the sole purpose of committing sins closer to hell one day undoubtably end up oh

lord I love these penis and I can't wait to drink penis I can't wait to have sex and drink your smooth calm out of your smooth penis that's been shaved by the lawn and by coming and going it brought to my mind other ideas and remembrances like having sex cheese so easily penetrated to the quick you don't you can just go right to the man himself oh wow yeah look go there's are some lucky poles on my that was good I got a training I got lucky with the scrub and St. Augustine of course love the full range of landscape products absolutely the shears 2.0 shears 2.0 huge improvement over the shears 1.0

which was just a knife with a laser pointer attack you're not want to be cut your fingernails of that laser guided to pube trim sharks with freaking laser beams they got crop cleanser body wash crop my ball wipes you never know an opportunity structure you always be prepared you imagine being that on a date with a girl and you know your balls you know to wipe your balls yeah could you just had some fucking cheese the brie and for some reason the cheese was when we're laughing about how it pulls his pants down to fart in public yeah very fun he doesn't want to get his pants dirty yeah the visual is very good

what if I shard okay so I ruined my fucking pants I was doing I guess you got a fucking million dollars you spent on pants I was pulling my pants all the way Nick was showing his asshole and pretending to fart yeah no I did fart the first oh nice awesome dude don't don't lie about me I didn't mean to lie I didn't know you pulled his pants out of Florida I didn't I wasn't lying about you I didn't know you farted the man scaped refined cologne is a cost-effective way to no longer smell Indian sorry whoops yeah what does it say easy way to smell clean and fresh for your day just I guess I misread that yeah that isn't a

that is a mistake you should apologize for no that's what the guy that made the Game of Thrones show yeah he put that in I don't think his jokes these formulations are all vegan cruelty-free die-free so lovely wow paraben freeze so you know your manhood is in good hands mm-hmm the hands of them yeah little angel little vegan angels sucking you off yeah every time you put you wipe your nuts I'm gonna have a little hand statue a little hand statue rest my nuts in a hand statue to hold them up with the cathedral you know what I want to invent is fuck what was that road called that we saw button balls were button balls

road my road no button ball lane weird wacker ear and nose hair trimmer uses the same skin-safe technology when you're filming those delicate nose hairs yours there's a this thing is waterproof you bring it in the shower mm-hmm you can shove it all the way in your ass fully up your ass no it'll shave the hair in your asshole it's self-cleaning too so you can put it in your wife's vagina and she will not get an infection no it'll turn her pussy even cleaner mm-hmm I would yeah damn self-cleaning and also once it's done cleaning itself it cleans the pussy that's a lot of women the women do a

lot of shit you can get these these are probably pretty good on your pussy sure and you better not be caught slipping out here no I better not catch you slipping with pussy if we catch you lacking or I guess not lacking if you then your car you want to be caught lacking when it comes to pussy here but not guns yeah let's make that very obvious you'll catch these hands yes if we see if Nick catches a woman with a very pussy we beat the fuck anywhere on the bus my soul onto the dust by loving a man as if he would never die no way yeah loving a man have you never read the Confessions of St. Augustine is he

actually gay no no but I mean he's like just it's all about having sounded being like being gay it's very homoerotic that's awesome respect salute to St. Augustine mm-hmm a gay guy from antiquity yeah they got this I don't even I don't know if they'll get in trouble with them but I don't want to read about this foot cleaner thing and just read I'll read yeah you get upset about that foot what do you have a foot problem no it's just gross to me it's not gross to have nice clean feet you never put a foot in your mouth the cooling tea tree what if I really ignore that question what have I

done it put a foot in your mouth I mean I've done literally everything so say yes so yes thank you done everything you could do fuck getting fucked in the ass by a man I've done everything I've done everything I've had ever kind of sex so Lord if I could let's see let's see one more blow blow my load come on triple nothing yeah yeah chapter 9 this is what we love in our friends and we love it so much that a man's conscience accuses itself if he does not love one who loves him or is spawned in love to love seeking nothing from the other but the evidences of his love this is the source of our moaning when one day this

man loves be a sauce of our moaning he said sauce source I think the sauce but either way this awesome awesome armor I got some sauce you can moan about Augie shut the fuck up and do your dishes so man escaped and they have a beautiful foot powder it keeps you dry it keeps you clean and you're gonna love especially if your foot order but if you just want to fucking stay fresh get some of that foot powder yeah no I guess I think it's the word stank that bothers me sometimes I also hate the name skankfest sure it's always viscerally bothered me I guess but not the legion of skanks you know it you know it has

nothing to do with even feed I think it's just like the construction of those words and K is that your problem and skank stank I don't know they don't like it what about dank I don't like it it's like fucking happen it's like having a dental scraper about my like you don't like the sound like I don't know it's A&K stop this stop it's okay I used to date a girl who claimed that she hated her the word panty I fucked her no you didn't fuck there we both fucked her neither of you and I what if I just cut through it is like and they both fucked they fucked up was a fucked smile we'll go to St. Augustine let's see what St. Augustine

I say about whether we fucked her or not he'll have the answer break them I will declare and all who worship these shall say when they hear these things blessed be the Lord in heaven and earth great and wonderful is his name sounds like we fucked my words had stuck fast in my breast and I was hedged round about by the on every side of thy eternal life I was now certain although I had seen it through a glass darkly and I had been relieved of all doubt that there is an incorruptible substance and that it is the source of every other substance any longer crave greater certainty about the but rather greater steadfastness in

thee as for my temporal life everything was uncertain and my heart had to be purged of the old leaven the way the Savior himself pleased me well but as yet I was reluctant to pass through the straight eight and I'll just put it into my mind and it seemed good in my own sight to go to simply honest to me a faithful servant of thine and thy grace shone forth in him I had also been told that from his youth up he had lived in entire devotion to thee he was already an old man and because of his great age which he had passed in such a zealous discipleship in thy way appeared to me likely to have gained much wisdom and

indeed we haven't even done the promo code I'm sorry the lawnmower 3.0 the shears 2.0 and the foot bullshit and the ball wipes and the fucking cologne it's just so funny to imagine a guy that just fucking smells like she's like absolute shit being like finally my packages here I'm covered in shit I'm caked in diarrhea like I was down by my man's gay package this product but you know what that guy's probably out there and he's probably listening go to manscape.com 20% off plus free shipping at manscape.com with promo code st. Augustine come down 20 that's right right thanks or come down I think it's

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a nice little bag nice little fucking bag I brought the bag on our trip I'm using that as a toiletry bag 20 check it out check it out check it out check it the fuck out you fucking piece of shit check it out my lord I can't wait to bust inside all I want is pussy from a guy there is a way to make my friend my dear friend pregnant by by way of my bust the sauce of all life the sauce of all sex and fuck and getting pussy from which getting love getting pussy from inside my penis that the pussy was never external to my penis but the sensation of pussy lives inside of it and so in your grace good lord I can

have my penis and pussy whenever I like if I remember that his whole world is pussy mm-hmm it's such a gift that as my penis even remains hard in my pants it should I'll be in pussy I'm gonna update the copy so that it actually has a promo code in here that's good yeah that'll they'll be good for us you know moving forward I can't figure out how to do yeah who cares I guess who gives a shoe fucking cares I'm just having a very nice December 9th with my friends oh yeah here we go or whatever the day let's not forget it's the best trimmer for your butt balls and body so you are supposed to use it on your asshole yeah

totally your butt balls and body yeah damn that's all of it that's everything so thank I use it on my face I get rid of my eyebrows with a lot of your face looks like mother other people's I've been doing a kind of a girl with the dragon tattoos sort of look up to your color contacts I got glow sticks shoved into every orifice I've bleached my eyebrows yeah you have or you do I'm gonna start doing that now you look I'm also gonna get a Padawan learner side bread that I would think bleacher report but it's an update on guys that bleach your assholes hey Steven mark just give you guys some updates here still

looking good still still crest white here number ten on the chart yes yeah bright white oyster pearl assholes here alabaster a couple guys and I've been taking a lot of shits because I had a busy spring break and you got to empty yourself out you know totally guys remember you're going out there not only stay hydrated empty yourself at the end of the day so you gotta blow out the spit valve on a trumpet oh yeah let that build up it's the tone is all off we actually I was talking to I met Wynton Marcellus and really I asked him about the spit valve and he was very interested in telling me about it and

then I mentioned him I said you know it's very similar to me I go have a rough trade gay sex down in Miami during spring break and I have to empty my asshole and he just walked away he couldn't not he couldn't just it's a man you admire is a bigot yeah is it is a is a whole to find out that Wynton Marcellus is racist terrible gay white gay white gay man who rich and have nothing to do but have gay sex don't really have a job and I have to empty myself and I I'm part of the Kamala I said Wynton you're gonna love this but I call my asshole Wynton's trumpet I love that that specific guy also loves jazz and he's not

just listening to like New Orleans buh buh buh buh buh this is a really big day December 9th guys which it is today oh I'm having a great December night did you know that it was the a lot of big stuff that happened including the beginning of the Nuremberg trials oh it's today 1946 you know what I liked even more than the beginning what's that the end of it yeah yeah well this was when they it begins with the doctors trial prosecuting physicians and officers alleged to be involved in Nazi human experimentation oh you know what you can also do is you can take blue shirt

why don't you why don't you tell the fans about your experience with that oh the fans and listeners while I go to the kitchen to get another mango slice can you get me one please bring the whole thing bring no don't bring the whole thing them lead the whole thing just get one slice okay it's too early to go off the right I can't yet go wait until his pork shoulders once the pork shoulders done then we can fucking go crazy we're not gonna eat mango slices with the pork shoulder but wait for dessert okay bring me to slice you have two slices we eat the whole fucking thing blue shoe calm change my life well the thing is

folks the way I just described the mango slices is something I can't even be around or else I'll eat all of it that's how I am with pussy as well I can't be around it I want to fuck all the time however the difference between eating mango slices and fucking pussy is that you can eat mango slices and nothing has to get hard but the fuck pussy your dick has to get hard that's correct and unfortunately because of many reasons stress anxiety being you know hundreds of pounds overweight whatever each of these is equally is the reason why I can't get hard I can't do it sometimes and that's why I go to blue shoe calm and

I get cockpills delivered right to my door that make me stiff as fuck no doubt no in-person doctors visits no waiting in line no being embarrassed because my fucked up little cock doesn't work I have to look a Italian man in the eyes that was my old doctor shuts out doctor dr. Mario doctor Mario was my old doctor this guy a lot of people the blue shoe actually bought the rights to dr. Mario so when you play those games now Mario has to get down on his knees and suck you she's cock you make you have to this is one of the new Mario party minigames is dr. Mario has to suck Bowser hard you know she has a

stretchy dick like his tongue yes exactly things up yum yum yum yum come come um yeah that's true and what's Yoshi's deal is so he's make normal noises but then he also makes like beatboxing noise he's a cute done so but the old number I used to be Yoshi would just be like boom so the point though is that after going on bluetooth.com and I get my choice of sedan little filler to dad will fill and that's via generic viagra or see I was just the real shit that old motherfuckers get to use their dick hard but it's the same ingredient but it also works for young men who are fat as shit depressed yeah we're on so

many drugs their cock can't get hard or me likely a combination of the three for me I'm not in bad shape per se but I'm constantly finding myself in fuck team five style scenario right we're five four stars roll up in a sprinter van yeah and force Adam to give either pussies and get his dick hard and typically he has such stage fright and he's not look I love Adam he's one of my good friends but the moment sometimes can be too big for I can't really rise to the occasion I'm at CVS right and five and Lisa and Brittany and Brittany what's what's the fuck I'm Jack off I know that chick you know the big big fat tits Brittany

and noise do Zama or do armor some shit Sarah J Sarah J she's looking rough these days bro we're talking about Sarah J she's definitely been on the Brittany be Brittany be that's why I'm thinking okay and she sponsors blue chew well we're just saying Adam Adam find yourself in a fuck team five styles you want your cock hard and that's why I would if you're worried about that I would go with the to Danila Phil which is the sea Alice which keeps your dick hard over the over a course of time you could stretch down in the three days absolutely where's the Sandana Phil or which is more of a 24 hour

right Sarah J Sarah Livingston J no no no some fucked up I saw really funny the founding she was the American socialite and wife of founding father John Jay oh no not her but I fucked her this guy's outfit didn't that's a good thing I don't have my glasses he's got big sleeves nice blue chew calm if you like sex you'll love having so yeah you get your dick hard it gets your penis hard and that's what it what else do you need to fucking know man you they write to your fucking door just go to bluetooth.com you don't have to leave your house a performance enhancement for the bedroom the blue you can get the first chewables

with this active ingredients to them or not to dollar mill mm-hmm another scenario where they do a Skype now there's a zero contact thing I didn't have to do a Skype they think I think they just they knew I was they knew your dick was fucked up they could sense the vibes from your email address just the keys were hit so softly this guy's got no blood in his extremities all my blood's in my brain coming up with with riffs like st. August like St. August with remembering time codes of st. August to cut to mm-hmm so go to bluetooth.com no in-person doctor visit no awkward conversation no waiting in

I hit all these fucking parts I'm a fucking I'm a fucking professional ships right your door and discreet packaging yes but did you do it in this voice I didn't I didn't you got me there because you can get dick pills I'm Chris Cooper I'm actor Chris Cooper oh yeah from American beauty from American beauty and my dick is doesn't hard my dick doesn't hard mm-hmm my dick well my dick doesn't hard no sir every guy's performance issues at some point their life but you make sure that that you're confident in will perform on every level of time yep a lot of people a lot of people take performance

enhancements in other areas their life helps helps looks working out why when you want to make something that's good better no matter what state of the life of a relationship you're in you got to try to choose from bluetooth.com don't bring the stress of the outside world into the bedroom right don't let a bad day affect what should be the best day of your life the best day of your life the best place yeah the first time you get pussy is the best day your life I've gotten pussy on some horrible days in my life mm-hmm 9-11 yeah dude I was getting pussy in seventh grade mm-hmm for my teacher with the biggest hits and

it's really think that on 9-11 there was probably people fucking the KMF the M it's true mm-hmm they know just an industrial couples having sex yeah yeah the matrix came out two years ago yeah they were probably feeling great yeah I was I was saying I wanted I don't know how we do the promo code no you did it's a come come down or come down just go to bluetooth.com put in come town or come down to any free intro your first one town just pay five dollar shipping just pay five dollars to visit bluetooth.com your first order free when you promo code come town just pay $5 shipping mm-hmm again that's BLU BLU BLU like

the G blue let's blurt you when you are trying to have sex with your child mistress damn and your dick cannot get held just focus finish the episode I'm focused and then you can get a fucking slice of mango I got a P2 I'm holding it the fucking I'm holding it damn the only breaks I take or to go to help us to put in a pork shoulder okay you're back okay sometimes I got to whip you into fucking shape Adam oh you can whip me I would love to I would I would absolutely dominate you if I was gay I need this I would fuck the shit out of you as you would definitely be a bottom just so undisciplined I would fuck you

up dude no way I would definitely top you no chance I would definitely top no chance you guys want to go to the rainforest cafe it's trending on Twitter and it reminded me that if they had there's no I got a bone to pick with that fucking gorilla is it his cock it is you're gonna pick it with your teeth I went to the zoo the other day I saw the girl it's finally nice it was nice now that the zoo is not so fucking busy with those goddamn kids that's right finally adults can go enjoy this the prison is the zoo where Tony fucked his crazy mistress yes it is yeah Bronx yeah really the box yeah from the box damn I

want to go there and get what people are like with you are you okay do you need help with that I'm like nice it's not it's not what you think I'm actually just from the box I'm from the box from the box yeah I got I got sort of uptown mentality all right what you call a mind of men see a mind of men see I'm sorry but your son has a mind of mine one of the worst cases of a mind of men see how can I put this delicately your son has mine mind of mine and see it sounds like a spice it really does yeah I'm sure do you have any chicken with with rosemary and mind of men see dude I was hyped

when mind of men see you came out I was a man see a fan after the first stop because they cancel their they didn't cancel it was Chappelle was gone they didn't cancel Chappelle quick leave that fucking asshole would just make fun of mentally disabled down there where does he get off thinks that's comedy I'm where is that Mexican gentleman get off that's right he's he's German to your real his real name is Ned wholeness as I learned that's right video where Joe Rogan confronts him for stealing bits yeah before Joe Rogan had to hurry Joe right it's so funny because it's like who gives a shit about stealing bits the

bit the joke that they're like you're one of your you're the biggest joke thief in the industry right now probably the most famous yeah probably and we care we don't care yeah well as long as you keep finding those mango slices boy you can do whatever the hell you want I put I found him put him in the car that's back when libertarians owned comedy that's right that's when joke theft was a big thing when the only thing that mattered was intellectual property yeah rapes cool but if you steal your the only thing you steal your who's gonna build the fence I know the only thing which was like literally everyone's is

the abstraction of of property that's the only thing that's mm-hmm everything else is fake what are you talking about in the mind of in the mind hell yeah but who's gonna build the wall deal Hugh we had that one yeah my favorite of that era was like the blue I don't know if this guy's homeless or he's got Bluetooth talking to himself okay yeah that was now with AirPods it's even worse people look at me like I'm fucking insane yep are you doing the bit for real now no I mean it's worse now cuz you can't even it doesn't you can't even see the right right right yeah it is worse because there was there

like it practically didn't make sense when people were doing that joke there's a giant there's a huge thing with a flashing light on it they look like Landos slave Landos like dicks again yeah hello buddy oh listen Lando don't tell Leia what we used to do about anything oh the secret safe with me huh shit you don't think I've moved on from all that I mean obviously I keep a boy here yeah I fucked them so bad one time they had to remove his brain and replace it with circuit in that right be boob yes sir oh shit dude December here today you want to hear some famous birthdays

Dame Judy Dench okay Dame Judy Dench you're turning into December 9th Dame Pussy stench today is December 9 today today Kirk Douglas huh we owe him a lot mmm on this part yeah I'm I'm Spartacus mm-hmm I'm Spartacus in imagine he can wait to have my dick that sounds good use cusses into my ass mm-hmm Michael Dorn Michael Dorn captain captain my penis is small captain I believe my penis is too small my penis is too tiny captain I'm angry because my dick is not the size it was promised to be based on the color of my skin dick van pattern seems like somebody you would know that is Jean Roddenberry just

being like well the Klingons initially my idea was imagine black people but they have small dicks and what would that look like if you have all of that late in aggression but no reward no outlet you like mm-hmm imagine a black eye with a Chinese sized penis but also his forehead had ridges on right yeah that's a lot going on there mm-hmm I should get into some what if I just transition to being a sci-fi writer after this you should just write a thick-ass book and it's like oh the digga boobians they collect a very rare type of space banana absolute that's where that's the media to be racist in right with their lips are

so big it changes the atmosphere on their home that's right mm-hmm who was Jean Roddenberry he was just some guy on a plantation his name makes him sound like he got mad pussy yep that was the berry that went right you fuck Jean honey everybody fuck Jean yep it was the 60s he invented Star Trek I fuck Jean Roddenberry that is an awesome fucking whore I wonder if he looks like what as British is that name sounds I remember yeah as I'm Jean Roddenberry there was a show Andromeda that sucked dick mm-hmm and they had to call it like Jean Rod didn't they call it Jean Rod no maybe I'm thinking of

another movie it was Jean Roddenberry something Roddenberry's earth was that it yeah I think earth final conflict that's what it was yeah and that shows sucked ass and they had to put Jean Roddenberry's name in there it's to like trick you into thinking it would be as good as the Star Trek damn my man had another thing yeah he was he just wrote the show though right he never like run any books or anything no I think it's based on a Star Trek a book I know yeah Jean Rod no the series is produced under the guidance of his widow oh shit who possessed notes kept by Roddenberry to provide the conceptual

basis for the series ran for five seasons between 97 and 2002 oh you talk about this shitty yeah yeah yeah yeah I see which is widow hot you see your pussy she was probably so hot let's look up Jean Roddenberry wife Jean Rodney Jean Roddenberry why you're riding dirty yeah yeah he's like what a space was filled with fucking drugs when you went into space and as soon as you left the atmosphere you got hot you got fucked up off weed oh Jean look cool Jean's wife Jean's wife was kind of hot back in the day but she she was an actress and she guess what she was in the Star Trek stop have you seen

battlefield earth I haven't oh my god we got to watch that oh my god we got to watch it dude it's so bad it's I love it's fun to watch for the first 20 minutes no no it is not bad that battlefield earth is fucking amazing I can't wait all of horses watch it tonight it is a fucking amazing do you know about it sort of you know what it is the L run movie that all around the hubbub all these like psycho yeah Scientologists were like we're gonna make this movie and it's fucking like absurd Travolta is on 1000 oh wait hold on a second dude this man fucked up one of the I've said before in the show but my favorite line ever

written is in that movie what is it when Barry Pepper speaks their Cylon language is he a Scientologist guys guys please no spoilers we're about to watch it but when when we can talk about it every pepper speaks their Cylon language and for us Whitaker I'm taking my headphones off and I'm plugging up my ears all right never mind what is it wait I guess well his ears are plugged just say we'll just we'll do it later we'll watch it later watch it later because we can't have we're not he can't hear one line from I don't like spoilers it's not a spoiler nothing to do with the plot just a line I don't want anything

spoiled for me now can we say this Jean Roddenberry fucked two of the bitches on Star Trek his name is Jean Rodden right the black fuck he did fuck the black girl Michelle Nichols and then he married you always know this stuff and it's like I'm looking it up but you would where is your source because you're always any time anyone comes up you're like oh yeah I haven't read a single piece of Faulkner but I do know that his penis was 6.32 inches first of all I don't know what Faulkner's cock looks like and he fucked you door wealthy who's that oh mutant X that was another big series from that that period you remember that

show no I remember oh dude listen to this fucking pimp he was dating both the black lady on Star Trek and the shell Nichols and Major Barrett who I guess was also on Star Trek and then after several months according to the corner acopedia I'm reading it after several months introduced Nichols to Barrett with whom you had also had been having a relationship at the time Roddenberry wanted to remain in an open relationship with both women but Nichols recognizing Barrett's devotion him ended the affair she did not want to be the other woman the other woman literally Nick's joke about Jean Roddenberry getting mad pussy in the

60s because you make Star Trek is just salute dude that's a real ass dude of the week yeah he's the real ass dude of the week he got mad pussy in the 60s I love Jean Roddenberry dude the mole dog has done it again shots out to the big the Lord Roddenberry yeah that's who you dude call me Stavros Roddenberry the way I'm about to get pussy I also think he had a wife while he was fucking both of them yeah his wife he died and he's like make my show bitch and after he died she had to make that make battlefield earth mm-hmm did he had a cool look yeah I love his look oh damn by the time he started on

the series Nichols said that they were only good friends as his involvement with Barrett continued however during the production of the first season writer Ken Colb entered Roddenberry's office to wish him a happy birthday and found Nichols there naked and under the desk look at this headline this rules Patrick Stewart thinks Jean Roddenberry never really accepted him as Captain Picard oh hell yeah you imagine that I'd like to be such a pimp that you made Patrick Stewart like turn you into his like absentee father who will never win hell yeah dude I just want Jean I want Jean got so much pussy what I want to do just

recognize I want you to think that I'm cool just tell me that I'm John Luke Picard Jean always said my penis wasn't big enough captain I want to show Jean my penis I think he's mad at me dude I'm gonna do more yeah you better be in character in there I'm trying to get pussy in my trailer come up with this faggot science shit y'all ruin it by being out of Kirk oh damn he is from Texas yeah he's like that fucking like pussy dude real ass dude of the millennium yeah West Texas I'm trying to come up with this science shit and y'all showing each other your cocks shit you better I better I'm about ready for my

fucking 11 a.m. martini oh you know he was drinking more dude I love this fucking no we get it started every morning I eat an entire tube of jimmy Dean wash it down with half a handle of Sveta and we get right into the science fiction I'm like yeah here comes now spaceship goes faster than light ten times one of the fastest ships on earth that's right fastest ship in space it's so funny we got in the first first iteration of the show we got this man similar to myself going around the universe fucking every kind of pussy there ever comes back and they say we want something a little more updated now the cold wars fade now I

said okay we'll put some kind of bald guy in there make him French or some some people think maybe he's gay they said that's not enough we need a black guy I'm like all right but he ain't gonna have a better cock than me I'll do that right now right now we're gonna do small cocks make them angry pissed off man have you excused me I got some cast in to do quote unquote dude I can't I'm about to do some research on him yeah I'm gonna learn his whole life story I mean you can tell all that just from his name I mean it's true true I

thought he'd be British he did sound British to me I thought it was British to Gene Rodden Rodden better yeah no no it's even better that he's from Texas yeah I mean his name is will be like leaf Gunderson I love leaf just a big Texas weed mm-hmm you know mm-hmm a big Czech Texan aren't they aren't they German German check check a lot of Germans yeah let's say collages are big in Texas nice in there all right well well folks by the calendars go go to stopbybaby.biz by my calendars go to come dot town by by Nick come that time we got shirts you're running out of time to get them in time for the holidays also stock is limited

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the fucking moon jeans jeans plan I hope so I imagine what there's a virus I'm saying there's a virus but it's not one of these new fuck viruses they got trying to scare us away not gay gay virus they're trying to scare us off from the pussy getting but I'll tell you brother I found a system all right come up with space shit tell women you're an astronaut bars I don't have to learn how to first of all they wouldn't take me because my eyesight is too bad because I got maced a couple years back for getting a little too sweet lady fucked up my eyes and there goes flight school failed out spend a bunch

of time drifting around working in oil fields and stuff and I thought what if what if there was a black guy with a small cock they started war for a lot of people don't know that it went back from there yeah and they said we need another black guy too I'm like all right but I'm making them blind you know I meant wouldn't Marcellus a couple years