The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 238 – 300

Episode Date: December 16, 2020

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This is really gonna be a test to see if we can do it To see if we can make it into Trump to uncharted territory the next dimension Trump brought up hitting Iran. Oh Yeah In what context he brought it up this week with advisors apparently We are headed to the final frontier. That would say that would be such a boss Move on Trump to start a ground war with Iran. No, yeah, like right before the transfer makes Biden

Go ahead. I deal with this bit. That's it. Now you get to do it Yeah, gay That would actually be kind of funny, but I hope it doesn't happen You know for all my Iranian brothers and sisters out there. I got a ton of Persian You know people in my corner. Listen what happened during 300 you versus us Persians versus Greeks. That's water under the bridge. Oh, and we want I want you to be safe. We should watch 300 Tonight eventually it's simple put it on the list I only saw it in the theaters once I saw it high as fucking theaters. Yeah, one of my first high

I was like 16 when it came out. I think something right Okay, and I got fucking stoned out of my fucking gourd my yeah, yeah, my grandma fucking saw me She was like, what's what's wrong? I was like, I'm with your grandma sleep. No, no She saw me leave the house and she's like, are you okay? I was like, I'm sleepy. Yeah, yeah In high school my friend told his dad that he was crying That's awesome And then I was over at the house and his dad's like, let me smell and then he ran away from home And I was just stuck at his parents

We get home his dad's like why your eyes like that he's like I was crying Wait and he left like ran away and got in his car. It was like stuck at his house. What did you and then I called him? I was like, dude, I'm still at your house. She's like, oh, fuck He's about to have a second child. Oh, yeah, he's a baby hot Can you see if his cock is big on the echo on the echo location? I haven't asked on the fuck what's that called the Ultrasound ultrasound the echo location

It's probably a similar technology, yeah, they put dolphins up for real hold on it's probably similar It's an ultrasound ultrasound and echolocation is bouncing sound beams off that shit. Mm-hmm. Why would it be sound? If it's that would an ultrasound is it's the sound of a why the fuck why the fuck wouldn't it? I don't know. Yeah, I never think of that kind of why when they put sound in the title Female problems, dude. Oh, that's true. That doesn't sound like a me problem. I guess, you know, yeah You're technically right. It is a kind of form of echo. Thank you Thank you, right? Wouldn't I think it sounds right? Thanks motherfuckers. No, I'm just saying I don't know what it is though But it sounds right. I am right now. Yeah, I mean don't know what it is. That's right. They're using sound to generate

I just remember you bounce off of you know the baby. I spent probably like three days learning how to draw people with Down syndrome when I made that Be your shirt a bastard ale and then I ended up not even going with like a guy with Down syndrome is the final design Oh, you didn't I remember the I remember the tests. No, it's a you sent over. Yeah It's it ended up being sloth from the goonies kind of okay. He's sort of retarded. Yeah, that's That's where it's hard to kind of sloth is definitely like wildly mentally disabled. No, actually, he's really smart Actually, he's one of the smartest real. Yeah How old is sloth He's 43 the character. Yeah, I mean the character is supposed to be in his early 60s. No

Young but you know, not that young maybe 30 too old to be hanging out with all them kids That's the thing this has sloth ever fucked. Do they get him a whore to calm his urges? Yeah, you'd think a guy like that would really want to fuck. Yeah, because he's all Aren't people with extra chromosomes extra males like they're more aggressive and shit. That's people with extra No, I think I'm right You have to have extra an extra set of testicles To be retarded. Yes That's all retarded people have extra bone. That's why they're mad because it's so you know two two nuts get hurt

It hurts a lot imagine getting hit in four nuts. Mm-hmm. You know imagine your nuts hurting twice as bad That'll be all how horrible that would be. I would be fucking pissed off, too Is that why nick? Yeah, I'm now. I'm just trying to sketch retarded people. You're just drawing while I'm trying to sketch retarded How often how many times a week do you hit your nuts? Or a month. We'll say we'll put it on a month to hurt your nuts. I would say two in a month two in a month Not often for me. Yeah, I'm Adam. Just hit me enough today. I Hit you in the nuts. Yeah, right on the nuts when what I do right on the fucking nuts at breakfast. I think

Why would I do that? You made me an egg. I think you were joking. Yeah, but you went too far. I witnessed it I watched it. What did I do? No, what's that break? What? You hit me in the cock and balls You hit me right on the ball right on the ball Lakin the fucking sweet spot, bro. I'm sorry about that. This guy never has any accountability That's what he doesn't remember his transgressions. I'm a I'm a white guy, dude. You know, I don't have any accountability. It's true And um, and you forgot we forgot who rolled when remember that that was not my ass go Yeah, that was your fault. We just had a heated game of Katana. It might be why Nick is being so quiet right now. No, I'm

I'm I'm trying to put myself in you know, we're coming on hot off that air clap and right probably and I I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to repeat that. So what I'm doing is I'm putting myself This is a trick a lot of you can use. Okay, as you start doing a different kind of creative work, right? So I'll just draw kind of like shapes or eyes or lips Yeah, we're pussy and um, and what that does is you draw pussy as it runs off the clock So I don't have to uh say as much stuff. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine No, what it does is it puts you in you kind of have to then you have to like work to get back into Sort of a riffing mindset I guess interesting and you get you have to get frustrated with trying to draw retarded people

And you just you keep working and working and working and no matter what you never really get any better No, you get a little better and God did it so easily He made the heavens and the earth. Yeah On the eighth day and on the spaghetti day God forgot how to count and that's when That's when they say that the christian people will say that that like well, you know, he's my son must touch by God

And that's why he is the way he is. All right. Oh about retarded. You guys are so high dude. I'm not yeah, I'm high Yeah, I guess we drove over the border in massachusetts where they have we got some fucking We went see we got some loud pack over Adam was crying I could drive dude. I was crying because he was thinking about 300 I told you guys about the guy that I was in college with They had a leonidus poster and he was gay, right? Yeah, my friend. Did he make did he make like pledges? That's funny. Do you laugh at gay people?

I just think it's a funny poster to have in your room that to you that's funny. No, he was uh He was like you that's fun. Is that funny to you? He was like a misogynistic bro, but he had a leonidus poster in this room And because he's gay, it's funny. Yeah, that's half of the show That's no Certainly not You're a fucked up guy for that one. All right. This is first of all. This is a podcast. That's about music Socialism

We're talking about tool. Yeah, and we're talking about motherfucking uh carl mars Yeah, a lot of people have been waiting for a final I know the penis fits a review of uh inside inside tool's album 10,000 days I haven't heard that one. All I've heard is the song about making the pieces fit. That's yeah, I know the penis fits Inside of my budgie. This is a tool podcast My dick is small I know my dick is small Because I measure it because I just got a ruler

And I measured my dick How are you doing? My name is Samantha James Keenan. I'm one of the guitarists Wait, really? No, he's something from like Kentucky or some shit It's uh, no. Uh, well, yes, actually. The band is from Los Angeles No, he's back It's uh, he's back Right now it appears that we're looking at Eric Clapton wear a tool t-shirt. No, it's Maynard James Keenan Maynard James Keenan

Whatever the fuck his name is From the band tool What was your favorite part of writing the pe- where the pieces fit? I guess Adam's gone already I'm gonna help already make it nine minutes nine minutes Adam nine minutes into the podcast before he the fuck you do again Your jewel. Oh now he's coming back to say something hilarious There you go ahead. Yeah, what are you saying? Yeah, when did you come up with that song the pieces fit? That's a good question. Yeah, I just thought of that in the other room. It's me Maynard Maynard James Keenan

Is that him? Yeah No, shut the fuck up. That's what that guy looks like. That's what he looks like. That's a different tool That's that wasn't Alice Cooper. He's from Ohio He's from Columbus. It all comes back together. You know Alice Cooper. Are you fucking serious? Alice Cooper is a scratch golfer No, he's not. He's like a plus Five-hand or something. He's like insanely good at golf. Who is Alice Cooper? Oh, and picture when you see I saw him in Thesevillage one time. Did he look like an old Jewish woman? He was in like a suburban with a bunch of like

Handlers around him. He looks like a lady now Dude, you know, it's weird because his name is Alice Cooper. Yeah, it's like he was trying to tell us something Yeah, the original that's the one that's a different. That's a way to become a lady without being trans Yeah, be an old rock star named Alice And then eventually he's basically trans. Steven Tyler looks like a trans lady. Yeah I know my penis fits. I know because I put it in your ass um What are some of the tools?

I don't really they don't really have that many hits. I'm sorry to say that. Yeah, they don't they've actually no Pretty big band though. No one knows who two tool is. I know they have a big following and they're a big band. Ah, good afternoon I'm shifty shell shocked from the band the the officer. Uh-huh. Oh, really? Uh, what's going on shift when I Wrote the album x-na on the ombre. I was thinking about both pig latin and spanish and how they're very similar languages Yeah, if you notice, yeah Yeah, you listen to both and it sounds like idiotic Both of them just sound like the absolute ramblings of mongoloid Of mongoloid race and that's why I came up with the name x-na on the ombre

That's awesome. Which is a mixture of I've always been obsessed with languages, right? You're linguist in your spare time All right, it's me the shifty shell shock whoever who's the head guy the offspring The shifty shell shock was uh, my butterfly Of course I know shifty shell shock is not from the officer. Oh, I thought you thought I was shifty shell shock I thought it was to be fair I don't know their names assume me for not knowing the fucking name of the guy from offsprings. I never learned that Brian Holland

Oh, yeah, what is this guy got fucking little dutch shoes on brian dexter What is he wearing fucking wooden shoes and putting chocolate up his ass? Yeah I want a windmill being gay. Yeah Uh, we started the band because uh, you know, we were all uh living in holland and we were gay That's why he changed his name and Um, you know, there was a bunch of windmills the windmills were coming in and out of our ass You know the only job at the time was either cuckoo clock manufacturer or cuckoo clock repair man, right?

There's the only jobs in denmark. That's it. Yeah, but denmark, which is the other name for holland Yeah, they are too similar one. Although holland has the awesome orange line Yeah, they're like, uh, it's called holland, but also the netherlands and the dutch and it's like actually you can Pick one. Yeah, that's fucking three. That's three things. Actually. We're bringing the nazis back. Yeah So The not that is the nazi's music it would be cool if if pennsylvania invaded europe Isn't that the pennant state? Yes

You got pitch you got finally the pitch bergen and philly alliance. They should come together for the first time to fuck up That's really the whole america has been holding them back by keeping the pencil by pittsburg and Uh, philly guys from you must unite uniting. Yeah, then they can unite all of pencil toky Yeah, which is all where the fucking rednecks are over there How about manor and slayms penis? Uh-huh And he slay he slayms slayms because he's british Oh slayms slayms I'm having a rather charming slight slayms. My name is slayms bond

That's slayms My name is slayms bond was slayms. No, I don't fuck. That's james bond Me i'm just uh, i'm a spy, but my thing is um fingering I kiss a lot. I do a lot of i love making out for hours and smothering myself and breasts And being smothered by them. I felt kind of nice, but penetration is not for me That's right. That's where you lose me slayms because I would get smothered by a fat couple titties I'm on board with you my friend, but

You got to also penetrate afterwards. Mm-hmm. What is it? Why don't you penetrate james slayms? Uh, we penetrate through this finger. I guess that's because I don't want to get a bunch of Uh, dried pussy juice on my tuxedo. I don't take my shirt off when I fuck with you Why you have body issues? Yes. Oh, james bond is the one that's confident. He's confident. You're yeah. I'm very Slayms doesn't get pussy. I'm just I'm good at code breaking. Oh, okay. So you're basically a programmer I'm a programmer, but I have a license to kill Wow, have you used it? My thing is I'm not you know, I'm not clever. So if it's a bad guy, I just shoot him in the face Shoot him in the face. I go find him and I kill him. I just kill him when I do programming. He's like, ah

Slayms so good just boo Right there just blasts Paint the wall with his brainwalk out right have time for tea and fingering I have high fingering it Can you hear that big bend, you know, they used to keep that clock in the queen's pussy I When the tower of london, they think it was a torture facility, but really as you know, britain's We brits invented

Being gay. That's true. We were well. Hold on a second. You perfected it That's where he said reeks invented and eventually we ran out of things to do fuck wise So we had to create a beardy sm tower Uh-huh and because back then even you want to sell educational tickets and packages. So you have to tell people it was for torture But that was all just to make people come. Oh, that's awesome. Well, I was the first like leather place It was like that. Um that one What the power in san francisco the fuck was the point of the inquisition? It was just like say god rules Basically, they just took say so say even peninsula back from the moors and it was run by

Arabs and muslims. Oh, so they take them up public support So then they they use the church to murder muslims and jews smart. Yeah I think that's I think that's right. I think that what happened was the church got in trouble with some banks And uh, that's what that did happen in england. We talked about it norman the jewish or whatever the norman the jewish I got a king's owed like a billion dollars, too It's funny to think that they could rack up millions back then I love the way hoteps use language and try to like work their way back linguistically Do that whole thing. It's like that's why you're jewish

I love because you're not you're like, oh, yeah, that makes total sense Modern england That's like the eddy griffin thing You just hold. Oh, yeah Which thing? Church people do that, too Which thing specifically said where they take the words and then they Said break apart the and use fake etymology

So I don't remember it now, but I remember what was the eddy griffin thing Yeah, that's why they call it etymology because a jewish man came through and decided what all the words gonna fucking be Right, right. That's why they call it television because they call it etymology Because it tells him he's atomized in the language. He's atomizing trying to take it away from the original people It's edamol God's first jews. God's from north philly Black guys from north philly. The original jews. The original jews. That's right It's always I mean philly I get but it was surprising to meet boston black people. Yeah, that's always weird

Especially when they they sound like yeah, they sound like guys like they sound like laurence fishburn and mystic rivers That's him rolling up in that crime scene the first part of the movie. Yeah, we got a fucking girl is dead down That sounds tight. Yeah, is that a good movie? Uh, no, but it's I I When I work from home, I had like fucking Nine dvds that I would just like watch over and over again. Mystic River was one of them I had one day where I watched mystic river four times Why in a row because that's how I measured my shift. I was like, all right. I got three more viewings of mystic river Is everybody's kids getting rich? It's about uh, well, yes, I sound that mystical. Yeah, I mean it is it's well

It's mystic cow river the mystic cow the rapper watch yourself fire like Don't tell your parents You Watch danger I'm about to fuck your ass um He also didn't he rape his maid or something. You're right. Mr. Cal. Mr. Cal. I don't know. She was like, oh, mr. Sheffield. No No, I think he caught her stealing

And then he was like, all right. Well, you gotta suck my dick did that for justice. Yeah, and then he went to jail Oh, that's not which is like you were up. You caught her. She goes to jail. She raped herself. She shouldn't be stealing She raped herself. She raped herself Is that a video of that guy that tried to defend himself by singing in court? Oh, yeah Please don't This 75 years Through this life that I chose and he's like talking about he's doing like rap terms Yeah, that's the fucking hail mary. He's like tells us lory. He's gonna he's gonna address the court before sentencing

I imagine if that worked that would have been awesome. Yeah, and then he's Yeah I mean, even if you're a moron Like I mean, if you're the dumbest person in the world, yeah, what are you thinking? How do you such? The thought process Behind the guy, maybe he thought it was to do that. It's so fun. I would look I don't know. It's even I wish when you when he was like imagine he was like murder or something Some wild. Yeah, like what was it for? Yeah, it was a it was a double homicide

Yeah, uh, no He probably just robbed something I would guess but what was he singing because he was for this life that I chose Yeah, that's my favorite part That video I want to see what the fucking Brian Earl Taylor We got plenty of fruit, which is a good Oh, no, I've been eating fruit all day. I know but it's gay. It is gay. I want a pie

I want a piece of it. Can we make a pie italian cheesecake I'll tell you what we wrap this up. I'll drive us. We'll do a little late night 7 11. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's true 7 11 has pie gas. We'll go to the gas station. We could probably whip something up get a big old bag of beef jerky I'm pretty bliss right now. I'll make you guys a pie. No more. We got apples We got apples. We got apples and crust apples, but no, well, I'll go get we got butter We can go to 7 11. I'm sure they have flour Uh-huh. I'll make us a pie. We can get a pie if we go 7 11. Thanks. I'm gonna be top. I'm gonna be sleeping Get ready for the worst pie. I know it's gonna suck

Then I Ice cream would be pretty nice. I was I was like I followed you. I followed the recipe from your friend's youtube account It's the pie from the help I made you guys a vibe in the recipe. It's a famous. You remember you said the pie from american pie Yeah, I had sex with her. Did she shit in the pot? She shits in the pot. Really help. Yeah, that's awesome I was just guessing Which I had never seen the help and I was laughing the other day imagining that that's the first scene in the movie That it just opens with her shitting in a pie. So why did she shit?

Serving it through a bunch of white people and then you're a bigger. You're supposed to be like So who is this character? What's what's going on in her life? She does it. She does it because of some racist stuff. I'm guessing. Um, yeah The statue limitations everything for this live that I chose Just skip the fucking ad and let me watch the singing. Skip the ad you fucking piece of shit. You don't pay for Who pays for you? Do you out of your fucking mind? I pay for youtube you're you're crazy paying for i'd listen to Like most of the music spotify on youtube Why do you listen to youtube because they have a lot of stuff dude? It's hard to enjoy that

I don't know the experience. They have everything youtube has everything Right there, you're a nerd want to say i'm sorry for the things i've done and i try and be stronger in this life i chose but i want you to know that door At close in your honor. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry to my mother. I'm sorry. I've never heard the second word I've only heard of like 10 second clip to the victim. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. i'm sorry. I'm sorry. You made that for like unlawful imprisonment and carrying a concealed例 Jesus Christ He kidnapped on a gum point

Get in the car, I'm gonna take you to my basement. You've been singing while doing the crime. For this life. And I'll try to be stronger for this life I've chose. This doesn't make any sense. This is awesome. Makes it sound like he's gonna be better at crime. Yeah.

Yeah. Respect. I wish I, you could either be like the fuck, just absolutely dumb as shit or smart. He's middle territory. He just has to be a regular person wherever he lives. The rest of us have it awful. I know. We just have to be like, ah fuck, I gotta pay my taxes.

I could be either a person that's so smart they don't have to worry about it. Because they know how to like communicate with planets with their minds. That's what you think is smart. Or the dumbest guy in the world, the happiest man in the world. The dumbest guy in the world who just gets to go to prison. He just gets to be executed by the state. That's it. Yeah.

There's been a couple of good times in there before. There's plenty of good times. It'd be funny to be on trial for like some horrific murder and then in front of the victim's family and be like, I understand what I did is awful. I would like to make a statement now or put in my request for the final meal that I am. I understood that I am enticed, that is owed to me. And what I would like is to, and this is a special request, I understand, but the Joe's Crab Shack to go is not very good.

So I want to either have the prison converted into a Joe's Crab Shack or have my, well, you can put me in the Hannibal Lecter chair. That's fine with me. You don't need to ask, you don't need to tell me twice. No permission. At the moment, we're going to Joe's Crab Shack and I'm getting the birthday song. I also want to be executed on my birthday and also I want heroin. That's part of the meal.

And a pussy is a meal. If I eat it, it's a meal. I'm allowed to have pussy. I put pussy on there. Thank you, Your Honor. For the rape and murder of four-year-old Tisha James, we find you guilty and you were sentenced to die by execution, by getting your dick sucked, by a million ladies. How did they do it?

How did they do it? He's the best lawyer. He's so smart. That's a crack legal team right there, dude. That's Julie Honey in his prime. Is it not enough? Yeah, I said I would do Vincent Price on this. I can't remember what he sounds like.

To see this man die, to see him die, or can we see him get his dick sucked the way he wants and restore our own humanity? That's right. Yeah. That's kind of a young Vincent Price. I thought it was like gay or something. It is gay-er. Yeah.

It's gay-er. Yeah. Skeletor. I'm Vincent Price. Yeah, he's the original gay villain, he really was. Vincent Price, 1936. It's crazy that you, all the way there, do you feel a little connection to that lineage Adam?

What? Being a gay villain. Yeah. Damn, he looks, he looks fire in this little Egyptian outfit. Oh shit. Yeah, he looks cool there. Yeah. I guess I didn't realize he was an actor.

I thought he just like made his own Halloween movies. You like that big cat? I have one in my apartment if you want to come over and take a look. Damn. I want to hear his voice though. Yeah, I'll find something, dude. Oh, also Ridge Wallet. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, dude. It's a hell of a product. Ridgewallet.com. Ridgewallet.com. What you guys talk about for a second? Well, I fucking love that shit, dude. That's one of my favorite type of wallets. In fact, every other type of wallet can suck my fucking cock and slurp it up dry.

Keep sucking till there's three or four loads till nothing, but a poof of air comes out, there's no even come. That's how much I love Ridgewallet. And they have carbon fiber shit. It's the first, it's the, they have, you don't have to listen, you don't need a bunch of fucking shit. Damn, now I want to rewatch the original House on Heart and Hell. You don't need a bunch of shit in your fucking wallet, you need four fucking things.

You need your fucking cards, your ID. It holds 12 cards, the Ridgewallet. You have up to 12 cards. One of the only things on the show I personally use myself and would attest to and buy, even if the owner of the company called me a little piss baby, cry baby Nazi. Really? Yes. You would even still do that?

The company is on the record saying that I am a Nazi. Really? And you still are a fascist? You go back for more like a little fucking piss baby you are. They don't pay for these spots anymore. No, you just love the product. We don't do business with fascists. This is a pure testimony of you and Andy Nega.

We were done with you. Uh-huh. Andy Nega. Andy Nega? I believe his name. Andy Nega. No, no. Pretty sure it's Andy Nega.

I don't think. The way you're saying it does not seem right. I'm actually a professor. I think you should maybe go back and believe those. My name is Winston Asia. I'm a professor of Chinese names. It's not Chinese. Harvard.

At Harvard University. I'm a professor of Chinese ality and I can assure you it's pronounced Andy Nega. No, no, it's really not. Andy Nega. Andy Nega. Andy Nega. Okay, so anyway, everything's to go with the Ridgwall that brought you by Andy Nega. Is he the guy that faked getting shit split?

When you're making your own journalism videos, rile up, disabled mentally ill gay people to throwing things at you and calling it, calling it reporting, calling it journalism. Yeah. What the fuck is that guy? I mean, really, you just, he hates Antifa. Yeah, but it's all like, you know, I, it's just him going to places where other antisocial people are and being like, am I in the way? Don't touch it.

You know, I'm not touching you. Yeah. Yeah. Which is not like, that's not even political. There's a lot of places I could go right now and be annoying, you get the shit kicked out of me. And I can't be like, oh, wow. Can you believe the situation for Radio Shack?

Yeah, it's just annoying. Yeah. If you go in there and shove a camera in people's face, eventually somebody's going to swing on you. Right. No, but he's making good points. And he's making good points while using the Ridgwall. Well, having the Ridgwall vibe.

Yeah, he always has that on his person. Oh, these are nice. Superstar track pants. Thanks. They're a little fucking. Oh, yeah, they are, I guess. They are superstar. I can tell by how shiny they are.

I thought. I thought those go real well with the Ridgwall. They do great. The Ridgwall slides right in those parts. I have the Ridgwall and I have the fucking one with the phone. Yeah. Oh, that's right. They also got a backpack, too.

We forgot to mention it. We got to get the backpack. It's nice. We got to take a look because they got a bunch of other shit. Can they send a backpack? You keep saying that. And if they do, I get it. You have a nice backpack.

You don't get any of the merch. I don't have a backpack right now. So I earned that backpack. I haven't got it. I bought it. I also shout out to Ridgwall and I consulted them. I love the way their website looks. And so for my shirts, I asked them for help.

Oh, really? They kind of pointed me in the right direction. That's nice of them. They're nice guys, actually. So they're nice guys. They're nice guys and the whole thing, they're like, they're ground up. They started the whole thing in like a fucking garage. Respect to them.

Yeah. They put all the screws in all the metal. They said Shark Tank can suck my dick. Fuck more cubic. Did they go to Shark Tank? Yeah. They don't even need to. Yeah.

They don't need to invest in the products. They're fucking good. Yeah, that's right. And they have fucking, what do you have? Carbon fiber. They got steel. They got aluminum. Carbon fiber.

Titanium. They have the metal. You can't steal your information. It's really not. They got RFID blocking chips. RFID. That's what it's called. So you don't get...

Computer backpack. It's weatherproof. They got this new one that says Damascus. I don't know what that means. That's awesome. But it's got like a kind of... It's got like a wood grain texture. Nice.

But I'm not sure what... The backpack? No, it's a... The wallet, dude. It's a wallet. The wallet. That'd be... Oh, they got leather phone cases.

I love that. The rich wallet would look nice. I don't know if they have those. I might get the leather. I have a plastic one. Yeah. I don't... My thing is, like, I'd like to not...

I'd like to leave the house without my phone. See, I like that too. I need my wallet because, you know, what if I have to do shopping? What if I have to shop? That is a good point. But at the same time? Maybe the solution is... Yeah.

The solution is two rich wallets. One on your phone, one off your phone. Oh, they got knives now, too. I use that to double circumcise Adam. Yeah. I appreciate you doing that because they didn't really finish the first time. I don't really know shit about knives. It looks nice.

But they're really good. Yeah. Well, I mean, here's the thing is you can't... There's no way you can have this in New York City. The knife? Yeah. Basically, every knife is illegal. They'll fucking say that.

Yeah. I carry a knife, but... You're against the law. Yeah. I mean... You're a rebel. I'm a rebel dotty. It's a homo.

I carry a Swiss army knife, so... Which...invaluable, by the way. What's the kind of stuff has it helped you with? I use it a lot, dude. There's stuff you don't even think about. Once you get used to having a knife on you all the time... How about this? Which is why you should get the ritual.

Get the ritual on a knife. The flip side of that is I carry a Swiss army knife, but... I actually have two of them. And I, like, cascade them with the fucking warranty department at Victorinox, because I just fuck them up. Smart, dude. You know, I'm not buying a sharpener or anything. No.

So I send them off. I'll send one off, and then I have the other one. And when the other one comes back... That's a nice little scam. It's not a scam. It's a scam. It's made for two knives. With a lifetime...

I don't even know if they have... I don't think they do. But you call the knife... Ridge Wallet probably has it. Ridge Wallet... Listen, the point is Ridge Wallet, you should get the better, superior version of the product Nick was just talking about. Which is a Ridge Wallet knife.

But I do want this, because I don't know if I have the forged carbon or the carbon fiber 3K. Whatever. Oh, the Damascus one looks... No, I already saw that one. It's just more expensive. Is it wood? I kind of like this regular aluminum black one.

Maybe get that. Oh, and they got an aluminum tropical one, in case you're a Wyatt Coke. Yeah. I think it's cool, guys. For the boardroom or the disco. Whether you're at the boardroom, the disco, or being asked to leave the Entemans dispensary.

For asking for too many samples. For having too many samples. And I say, do you know who my father is? And they're like, yes, you don't care. I'm like, no, I'm literally asking you. I can't remember which one I am. I'm the shirt one. They both had them together.

Yeah. They also sell a wireless power bank. Love that. Okay, here we go. Multi-gear. Let's see what's in there. Oh, shit. Oh, they got one of those door hook openers.

Love that. There's now a thing that we all need. They have a Ridge Wallet Beanie. They got a bottle opener that's shaped like a credit card that I'm assuming slides in there. Now that's cool. Give me your phone, Adam. I'm looking at it right now.

Yeah, it slides into the Ridge Wallet. Look at that. Look at that. I like that a lot. That's cool. Yeah. That's cool. Now we're talking, baby.

For beer. Then you got some multi-tool, actually. If you're a beerhead. They got key chains. Yep. You know. They got condoms. Yeah, they got condoms to wear on your penis.

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I get a set of pajamas. Yes, there you go. A little hat. A little some size. Some stuff. Yeah. Like maybe like a Timex Weekender. Yeah.

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So if you're a woman or let's be honest, the gay man, that's the one you need. You need to buy $4,000 worth of Ridge wallet. And then a secret button will pop up. Women still don't like me, but at least I don't get angry DMs from them anymore. That's good. That's what, that's honestly, that's, that's, I'm, I'm, I'm never going to aim for being a guy that's just getting pussy all the time. Sure.

But being a guy that is no longer being scolded by women who don't know me. Why do you think that is? We think that what's going to Twitter. Oh, cause you're off Twitter. What's going to fix me is an angry message from you. You're like, you know what? Right. I am a piece of shit.

That's so true. I guess I'll just burn it all to the ground. You're right. I guess I'll go fucking get a regular job. Yeah. You're absolutely correct. I'll go back. Yeah.

I'll go back to selling rich because you were right. Cause you yelled so good. Fucking bitch. We're never doing that. Yeah. People are like, Oh, why would you just sell, say slurs? Cause it's worth it for just to sell out and say slurs. And it's like, absolutely.

Yeah, dude. If it really was that easy and it's not far off. It's not, it's absolutely not that technically. Yes. But it's in the ballpark. It's not like you could just be anybody. Sure. And be like, you're listening to, uh, to Mike and Steve and, uh, uh, fucking Puerto Rican

people. Yeah. They use too much laundry detergent. Right. Now I want to listen to the podcast, the Mike and Steve Mike and Steve show, which you can check out at Ridgewall.com slash come to Andy to go. Andy. No.

Is it Andy? No. Isn't it? No. No. Or what about no, like Nguyen? Yeah. But he's got a weird accent.

You remember he invented his own accent. Where is he from? He's from, uh, Vietnam, I think. Um, I don't know. Where's he? None of those guys are from there. Maybe not. Really?

That always weirds me out. They're like immigrants that are like, I'm a, I'm a patriot and, uh, and that's what he sounds like. I can read too. And this, they threw milkshake at me through the milkshake at me through the milkshake at old Andy. Oh, he's from Portland. And it's from Portland.

No, but originally. Why does he talk like that? No, he's born in Portland. How does he talk? Yeah. There's like a bunch of Asian comics to do a joke about. Oh, no, no. He's like, oh, where are you from?

And I'm like, uh, America. And they're like, oh, well, you know what I mean. And then it's like, is the audience supposed to be on your side here? You know what they fucking mean. Right. Answer the question. I say, where's your family from? Yeah.

But I got an out because I'm an immigrant. I'm like, oh, I'm from, my family's from Greece. How about you? Beautiful. It's a beautiful chess move. Right. I just don't ask. I don't ask questions of anybody about them at all.

That's true. You don't really make that much small talk. You make big talk. Yeah, big talk. When I meet an Asian person, I would say, what would it take to get you to kill another man? Those are the questions I'm interested in. Big talk, no small talk. Yeah.

If you had, if you had to kill one of your children, which one would it be? Would it be Sophie? Yeah. Is it a daughter named Sophie? That would be interesting if they gave it away in the title. No. The main bitch has to be named Sophie. I've never seen the movie, but Sophie's choice.

Sophie's making the choice. I've actually never seen the movie either. Kids to kill. I think it's probably her. She's got to be here. Yeah. So the movie is, you have to kill one of your kids? She has to have sex with one kid and kill the other.

Whoa. The Nazis are making her. A merry fuck kill. You know, Eric Clapton wrote that movie. I didn't know you were your friends with him. You keep disappearing whenever Eric comes. Oh, no, I'm afraid of him. You're afraid of him.

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No, don't do that move. Cushy dreams. Okay. Yeah. I think I'll get too high off smoking underwear next week. Now that I take a look at the schedule here, it seems like a yes. I've penciled in getting blasted off underwear. But we'll have to wait a week for that.

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We ate a 10 pound pork shoulder. We ate a 10 pound pork shoulder as a done. It's over. I thought we were going to have lunch tomorrow. I thought we'd have tacos. I bought sandwiches. I bought fucking tacos to make. That would have been nice.

We got a great sandwich. We love it. Right after this is by a whole bag of beef jerky and pie making materials. We're making a pie. We're not making a pie. Just walking in both hands in the, in the, in the three XL hoodie pockets. Basketball shorts pulled down below your ass. Y'all got pie shit.

Yeah. We're on vacation. No, we came from the city. Have you been to that weed dispensary? We got so faded off that dispensary earlier. Oh fuck. I gotta take some. We just came up here from Bushwick.

We've been shooting a skateboarding video for 17 and a half years. And now we're up here to get away from coronavirus. Get away from it all. Yeah. I'm Clark. This is Tyler. Skyler. Tyler.

Byler. And Jailer. He's from India. He's yeah. Jailer. Hey, what's up? What's up? I was born in.

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The worst. Bushwick, number two, South Williamsburg. I'm with you there. Number three, regular Williamsburg. Oh, come on. That's kind of nice. No. Yeah.

It's not bad. Towards Greenpoint. It's fine. Yeah. The views are nice. Going to Williamsburg now is like going to town. Yeah. Anything to go there to go to the Apple store?

South of McCarran Park and suck a dick. Greenpoint's nice. Greenpoint's all right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, then what are your tops? I'm interested in that. That's what I was trying to do.

Go from the bottom. You derailed the list when you said, oh, come on, Williamsburg. It's not the third worst than what it is. I don't fucking know. East New York. No. East New York's fine. It's just an impoverished food desert.

Yeah. That's where you want to hang out? I wouldn't. I don't have any animosity towards East New York. Listen, man. I don't have any animosity, but I moved out of Baltimore because it's not as nice as other places. I'll tell you what I've done in East New York.

I got things sandblasted there, and I had a nice conversation with a man that owns a motorcycle customization shop. They do have a lot of auto shops there. Yeah. I know. Canarsie. Like how far are we going here? Canarsie's got good food.

You would rather live in Canarsie than Williamsburg. Actually, yeah. It's way cheaper. You can get a whole fucking house for like $600,000. No fucking chance would you. Canarsie is like by the Broadway junction. If my options were rent a $3,000 a month, one bedroom apartment in Williamsburg. You can buy a house in Canarsie.

You can buy a house in Williamsburg. Yeah, it's not that expensive. But it sucks. Anyway, I'm sorry. I derailed the list. You can also, we don't have to have a real conversation. The cushy dreams. The cushy dreams are the worst in New York.

Where's the place where all those Jews that had the protests were? Midwood or Burrow Park? Midwood, yeah. Burrow Park. Midwood's pretty. Midwood's? Midwood's very pretty. Midwood's all right.

Burrow Park. I like, you know what? I like Southern Brooklyn a lot. I like South Brooklyn too. So Canarsie, you're going to lose me on that. You're going to lose me on Gravesend, Bensonhurst. Midwood even. Bensonhurst.

Yes, Bensonhurst and Gravesend. They got into good restaurants. Bay Ridge. Well, you don't even fucking live in New York anymore. No, that's real New York, dude. Have you seen, have you seen the Spike Lee joint? The speech? Bensonhurst.

Whatever. I'm sorry. I have drastically. I think it's technically in Gravesend, but I'm going to give that one to Bensonhurst. I think it might be. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, go on.

I'm sorry. The worst neighbor is in New York. Keep going. Ozone Park. Probably pretty bad. Nope. They got the aqueduct. They have the racetrack.

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It's Papa Pussy's pizza pussy. And it comes in a bang, boss. And you get to fuck the girl. You get to fuck the girl. How many sales have you made? How many sales have you made so far? I don't know how to make pizza. I don't know how to say things.

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I only got one more day in prison. If you get me raped I swear to God. I'm trying to raise my son. I'm fucking crazy man. I'm crazy. I'm fucking crazy. I'm a fucking whack job. What if you get raped is the only way to turn it.

It's all about some other bomb. What if this bomb is going to go off? Unless you get raped. Unless you get raped. Riggs are you fucking stupid. That's not how bombs work. You should know this man. You were special forces.

True. I'm trying to remember anything about the movie. I don't really remember most. I'm trying to remember a single guy. I remember he gets pussy from the third one. Yeah. Mel Gibson. Joe Pesci in the second and the third one.

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You tell me this guy's Chinese. Oh yeah. I never. Four is not good. There's a joke in four where he gets beat up by Jet Lee. And then he sees her neighbors. So the next day she said what's wrong. And he said I had he said bad Chinese.

And I remember thinking that was pretty funny. It's a little kid. That's pretty good. I'm so I stand by that. Mel maybe maybe it's time to maybe tonight after this when we're waiting for the body to be baked. We go to 7 11. Okay.

And we buy one of those portable DVD players. We also why don't we just watch on the internet TV because I want to watch the movies outside. It's good to go man. I'm trying to eat ice cubes and watch all the lethal weapon movies and 300. I did them all a couple of years ago. You did them all. I would love to see battlefield or I'd love to watch that. I'd love probably for the listener.

We've been talking about it for three. I'd love to watch. Two and a half weeks for us. So okay. Let's go back to talking about milk hunter. There was a one. There was one scene. He was special forces.

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We'll have the copy printed. I don't remember seeing a single print one time. I saw. I used to do it. I'd say if we have one folder. That has all laminated copy and we laminated each one of them. Lake it's fucking. Eliminated as professional.

Laminate. That's always the shit in one of those things and see what happens. Yeah. Laminate a shit. Yeah. Laminate. It's pretty cool. And then turn that into your smear.

Yeah. Just tell me what I want to get like a blister pack sealing machine and then take a shit and then blister pack seal it and then bring it to GameStop and I'll be like yeah I want to return this copy of Gears of War 3. And it's just shit in there. The guy's like very funny. It's a great bit. Is that a bad game?

No. I don't even know. In fact I think I liked it. I was trying to think of a really shitty game. Games can't really be shitty. You just stop playing them. Yeah. Like how dare they make.

Yeah. I know. Like 50 fucking dollars on a game you don't play. That's shitty. Um. Well I don't think I've done that. I don't think there's been any game I've been like fucking like that. Because I don't really buy many games.

Yeah. You know. Get the big temples. Yeah. I play like a one game a year. Right. Red Dead Redemption was the last big thing I played. And then after that I went back.

I've been playing great. I am still in the story mode of Grand Theft Auto. Me too bro. When's the next one coming out? I don't know. But that game came out like 2013. Yeah. I've been playing for seven years.

Yeah. And I think they put it. I think they're putting it on PlayStation 5. That's wild. It's like releasing you when you fucking pricks. Well like it's I mean it's insane how long that game is. And you don't want to play it. You're only playing it because four was great.

Yeah. No I want to play it. That's good. You too. Finish the story of five. I did. But I don't finish most of them. Oh really?

Yeah. Four I loved. Four is great. But I didn't finish it. Yeah. Play. They need a new city. Yeah.

What should it be? Maybe like Brazil. Yeah. That would rule. They should do Brazil or they should do Italy or something. Like a favela. Fuck yeah. They're just going around favelas.

Yeah. I like that modern warfare too. Those Brazil levels. Never played modern warfare. Yeah. No I'm just heavy back in the Gran Turismo now. My dick is too hard. I love it dude.

And my shoulder doesn't hurt anymore. That was the other thing. That's what changed it. Your shoulder stopped hurting. I had a wheel but I got a chair for the wheel finally. And now your posture is correct. Yeah. Fix it.

Nice. Now I can drive for hours. I don't have the same shoulder problems. Drive. Yeah. Not play. Drive. It's driving.

It's simulated driving. It's the same as being in a risk car. They can drive for hours. It literally is the same as driving. You're laughing but I mean it's the same. Do you have a rumble pack in the seat? No. You should get that.

You should get it so it feels like you're in a car. You can't look. If we ever got, if somehow we got to the point where we're making a million dollars a year then maybe I would get a motion rig. Now we're talking. Because they're fucking like ten thousand dollars. Nothing dude. For your race car room that you're building right now.

Now if you would have to. It has like three TVs. So you see the trees passing you. And then you also too. Yes bro. I don't know if that works with a console. You have to build a racing sim. A C rig.

Worth every fucking penny. And then there's other games. I have project cars too. And I've played it a couple of times. What's that about? Gran Turismo strikes it. Project cars too is, I think the biggest racing sims are like iRacing and Project. I think iRacing is the most popular.

That's some real shit. Yeah. That gets into the territory of guys that like take simulated racing like very seriously or whatever. Could you if you worked really hard become Formula One race car driver? Of course. Without question. That would be a good one for you because if I worked really hard I couldn't even become

a guy that's good at Gran Turismo. I mean that's not on the table. I can marginally improve. Starting off with a handicap. Of course. Marginal improvements. Yeah. That's what being in your 30s about is just accepting that life.

Accepting, sneaking in just a little bit of improvement until it's all going downhill. Once things happening like where you start getting joint pain from doing math. I got sore from playing catch the other day. Yeah. That's because you were playing it with your asshole. That's right. Somebody was throwing a ball into your ass. No, it wasn't a penis catch.

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It's driving me nuts because I can't picture it. Quick say, if anyone has ever seen the, if everyone knows, we're going to clip. That's what I want to do. Where the lady has a bob. We should watch that is house on a hundred till both the original and then the remake, which is also neither. They're good. She's got pretty big tits.

She's she's a brunette bob at a certain point of the couple minute thing that I've jacked off to probably at this point. I guess I spend it like 17 years. Excuse me. Excuse me. 17 years ago, she pushed, she tugged on her ear before she fucked the guy. I think 17 years ago. I think 17 years ago.

Anyway, brunette bob kind of big titties mom. If anyone could get me that clip from mil funder, I would honestly be really thrilled. And the tits were big. Go ahead. It is. We're very big. You enjoyed it. And if you could find it, I haven't been able to find it.

If you could find it. I've looked for it for five years. A girl who got away. Yeah. A girl who came and sometimes, you know, the classics pop up on like X videos, stuff that used to beat off to the little teaser. A classic. Remember the teasers?

You would have to beat off to the 90 second teasers. Oh, yeah. And now sometimes those pop up on the full version and that feels good. That feels good. That feels good. Yeah. That feels fucking good. It feels like you get the fucking girl you kissed.

You know, I can see 10 years ago. I've consumed probably a cumulative amount of like almost, you know what? None. I don't think I've looked at porn once this year. What? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? No.

Yeah. I just haven't. How many? What do you jack off to? Nothing. Jack off to your thoughts. That's impressive. There's not much going on in my head either.

It's like I just need to beat off. That's artistic. Is it? Yeah. You're making stuff up. Interesting. No. I mean, it's gotten so far to the point now where it's like having a cigarette.

But also not beating off that often. Maybe like once a week. Yeah. Wow. Once a week. Yeah. I've been beating off quite a bit. You haven't been beating off over here, have you?

I actually haven't. Good. But tonight. Because we said we're not going. I've been honestly, you've been off twice? Yeah. Well, there's a mirror in his bed. Before that.

I haven't beat off yet, but I feel it coming. There's way too many mirrors in this bathroom. A lot of mirrors. It's fucking insane. It's like, okay, I don't need to see. I like it. What my posture looks like. I like seeing it.

I like it. It's just me and there. Yeah. You need, sometimes you need to be confronted with that kind of shit. Yes. Yes. The spoils. The squeaky pig.

Do play. Let's see. Let's go. Let's go. Let's see what Vincent Price sounds like. Vincent Price sounds like this. By the door with a large sack. A large sack.

Can be ready to get rid of the kids by trick or treat. He's old there though. Yes. He's old. You're the young Vincent Price. Well, I don't think that's so bad as a matter of fact. I don't think that's so bad as a matter of fact. Yeah, I have.

Alright, Adam, shut it off. Will you forget we have headphones on? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. So you're fucking everything up here. Am I making it loud for you? God. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Alright, I'm gonna make a pie for these fellas. Oh, nice. Is the episode over? It is. I'm gonna miss this. Why? We're gonna keep doing this, but without having to do the episode. We're about to go get higher.

I was making a joke. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Goodbye, everybody.

If you enjoy the show, you should actually, you should subscribe at Come Town. To the Patreon. Yeah, Patreon slash Come Town. Double the episodes. Five bucks a month. Four fucking extra hours a month. I would say that the last premium episode we did may be one of my favorites. So good.

I agree. I'm certainly of the year. Yeah. And it's been, it's honestly, for such a shit year, this last quarter has been, this last quarter has really invigorated, reinvigorated my passion for broadcasting. Yes, sir. And I'd say now that the, the autumn years of my life. I've begun.

I'm dying, by the way. Yes. Oh yeah, Nick. Are you ready to? Yeah. Let them know. How funny would be if I was dying and I was like, well, we better record several hundred episodes.

It's my goodbye, it's something, you're leaving something to Adam. As everyone knows, Adam can live off the show for the rest of his life. I will join Vincent in the grave of gay beyond. I will become a gay icon in death in a way I could never attain in life. Imagine doing the show if you were dying. Right. Fuck dude. Dude, that would be so sad.

I know. Yeah, fucking no. Just like, how about, sorry, the pain is just, it's Michael Clark Dunkin' Donuts. Bottom is still making me cut all the munchkins with my ass.