The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 253 – bandaullio

Episode Date: March 31, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Improv Jam. I'm your host, David Thomas Penis, and this is my co-host, Zach Rothstein. Hey! Hey, we're just a couple of guys that did not get any pussy until college was almost over, and now we're wearing purple hoodies and doing Improv, and we're pissed. And we're freaking pissed off, but we're gonna pretend we're not. And we're fucking seething at our core. We're some of the angriest people. And we will rape. And then once we get called out for rape, we'll be, we'll move to an even darker place, and at least one of us, it hasn't happened yet, will do some kind of mass crime. She has that to Thomas Middleditch for raping at a golf club, it sounds like.

Yeah. What's he one of the, that should be legal. Which group, which group was he in? No, he was in the nerd show. Yeah. He's in a, but he does long bang theory. No, no, no. It was good. The show's pretty good. Silicon Valley. Oh, okay. I actually, I don't know. I didn't know who Thomas Middleditch was. I don't know who Chet, Chet Scorpion. Is that the guy everybody's talking about? Yeah. By the way, I just realized I say David Scorpion. That's his name. David Scorpion. Randy Rainbow. That's the one I'm thinking. I thought I confused him. That'll be awesome. He turned out to be a rapist. I confused him and chicks only. Him and Eric Scorpion. I confused pretty often. It's, it's tough. He's that actor's son. He's

the son of a Michael Michael Michael. Michael Wanda Foster Scorpion. Michael Wanda. Michael Wanda. David Foster Scorpion. David Foster Wanda. You know, Dave Foster Wanda. Of course I do. Yeah. He was in Everybody Hates Chris. He was the teacher. Oh God. He was hilarious in that. Dude. Lobster's feel pain. Do that whole. Wait, what's his name again? David Foster Wanda. Wanda. Wanda. And his son is Chet Phoenix. Wait, wait. Shouldn't he be David Foster Phillips if he's doing that? No, he's Phillips. Phillips. David Thomas. Who's Wanda? He played, he played Stubbs on Miami justice. I thought, I thought you were doing like emo Philips and Dave Foster. I'm just getting into misinformation. Yeah, we're

we're a lying podcast. Yeah, I want to see like what, because apparently now doing misinformation is the highest crime. Oh my God. I want to see what kind of misinformation you can. Well, we actually are a Russian agent. We have been saying misinformation on the show. Everything we've said is not true except for that thing about Randy rainbow about Adam being gay, which is true. When did we say that? Sort of the whole time. I don't think on this episode. It's like undercurrent of the entire show. All right. Well, the last five years, like I suppose, I guess that's what the show is about. Yeah, it's like a big piece of misinformation that we've been trying to combat is what the mRNA vaccine, what mRNA stands men's rights.

No, no, they just say our end part. Yeah. Wait, that says for registered nurse. Yeah, not in this household. That's what RNS stands for. Yeah. So they got this. This Derek Chauvon trial coming up. Who do you root? I'm rooting. I'm going prosecution on this. I think we're all pretty much on the prosecution side. I'm rooting for the prosecution. People really pick sides in that thing. It seems like it's kind of like everyone's sort of wait and see what do you mean by that? The best man win. I think we sort of know who the guy on trial is not the best man. I think that's pretty clear. Sort of like, I thought that was just something that people sort of casually everyone is rooting pretty hard for one side. Are there

Derek Chauvon fans out there? I don't think they're certain. I mean, I don't think out of the closet, Derek, I put my foot, I put my foot in the water and the temperature reading the room. My general read on the consensus of American citizens. This was very much like a 1998. Should we introduce the blue M&M or the purple M&M kind of thing? I think the stakes are a little higher than that. And I think your read on the room in this situation. The purple M&M has been murdered by the blue M&M. Oh, yeah. And we're deciding whether or not to be mad at the blue M&M. I think we're all mad. Yeah. And everyone's hoping that isn't the moral of the story is that underneath it all were all chocolate. That's

not the more that by being on trial for murder in a way, Derek Derek, no, no, no, no, no. You could say that he is yourself. You couldn't even say that. No, whatever you're going to say, man who has gotten the RN vaccine. No, that's certainly not the case whatsoever. Even following your twisted logic. I don't believe would you say that you could call Derek Chavine? No, whatever you're going to say, no, whatever you're going to say, no. And why don't we go back to about Thomas Middleton's raping people with black lipstick on? Yeah, let's go. Adam wanted to talk about Derek. And that I wanted to I just wanted to get to see what is where is the temperature on the show? Derek Levine and he's Derek Shelley

Levine from Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. Okay. And he's like, you should have seen it. No, no, no, no, I had him down. We don't need to do anymore. We don't need any character bits that are spun off of Derek. All right. And he was down. No, no, no. And I know you asked how about and I said no. And he had a $20 bill and it was fake. No, sir. Okay. You said how about the machine roundly? No, I just wanted to see the machine. I wanted to see who you guys were rooting for. And I think the stave and I are both going prosecution. We are definitely I am. Let me just say that I am firmly rooting for. I want to put that out there about myself too. I'm going prozzie. I'm still I'm still finding out he's Ken

bone. He's a he's a he's a decided. He's I need to know who all the players is big red sweats. And he's why he wants to ask a question. I need to know all the players are apparently they already had the karate expert textify in the trial. So I see we've reached the karate expert phase of the public trial, which is a very important part of the public trial. Is the karate expert era? Who do they have? There's the tiny glove era and then there's the fat twins on motorcycles. Who were those guys? I don't know. I think they were on post cards. I really I really only know the reference from the Simpsons. What? But they were involved in a murder case. Who would they get as the karate expert? Who do they get a real sense

there? They're guy from the video. He was in the video. Derek. No, there's a guy who testified yesterday with the jump off of this is there was in fact the martial arts expert who testified that Derek Chauvin did a blood choke. Yeah, it didn't seem like he knew. I mean, he was very well trained, whatever the fuck was going on. Blood choke, you know, he's well at the point of his testimony was to prove that Derek Chauvin knew that he was cutting off circulation of George Floyd's brain. Probably said. Yeah, I just want to say I hope he goes to jail. I'm going probably I would just like to put that out. Let's go to pee. Let's go. Let's go a rare time that we are voting for the prosecution. But what

if the defense attorney is like just the most charming doing rhymes? Yeah, what if the defense attorney is a George Floyd in his own right? No, I don't know. You're a different kind of hero. No, no, I really even met the man. I don't I can. This is one of those times where I don't need to meet Derek Chauvin should have hired just like the most fucking like the biggest showboat. Yeah, just if you could get like Don a razzle dazzle. Yeah, yeah. That would be a grievous outrageous ridiculous ludicrous. That would have been a I got to say that would have been a land such an upstanding man as Mr. A gentleman doctor or Reverend Derek Chauvin. Here's what I don't want to hear your side of the story. Day one, we're going

to get him ordained. We are going into that courtroom and he will be a man of the frock. Just an organ playing in the background. Yeah, yeah, that would have been one way to go. That would have been better for TV. I don't think this is a TV trial. I don't think it's so Jason style. Why don't they have a lifetime about he was on trial for the racist murder of an unarmed black man that the entire world witnessed. And no one could help him except a fucking bum ass clown of an attorney they got in love that passed the bar by bribing people with detailing jobs. That would be a beautiful love story. They found Roman love story but he gets him off. He gets him like the Lord. I think I think we're the but nobody

believed in. I think they need to spice it up and make it that they fall in love. I'm just saying if we want to take it to the next level, I think that unfairly portrays the gay community is a bunch of racist murderers and elderly black I wouldn't go there. I think that's that's the message you want to send is that all gay people are Derek Chauvin and the cartoon of a we tiptoe around the line. You put your foot over it there by saying that Derek Chauvin is gay. I think that's over the line and now you're covering it up and that the crime there's no cover. You're saying he has crimes. I'm saying I'm saying being gay is everyone is gay that all of us have that in us and through the power of understanding

two very different people. The Kinsey scale is what they call it. Let me cool if those existed in real life. You wake up in the morning. You wake up in the morning. You go to the room stand on the scale and it's like you're a fag. Oh man. I knew I shouldn't have had all that. I ate too much chocolate. You're a fag. Today you will be sucking dick. You're a homo. I had too many chocolate covered Jax Maxx. That would be nice if I do many chocolate covered strawberries at the Christmas party. Now I've gone up on the Kinsey scale. Suits are incredibly good. Not necessarily. I think so. Yeah. Because you don't like sweets. You said a fucking peanut butter sandwich was the best sweet. I like a peanut butter cookie.

That's a great sweet. OK. So now you're gay. You're saying because of that. No. That's a masculine manly type of sweet. Yes. One time my girlfriend made cookies and my friend was over and he was kind of a fatter guy. We're all like really high and they were peanut butter cookies and he ate one. He was like these cookies are delectable. Respect. And then we both started laughing at him and he got all saying that word and he fucking blew up and left. Well you guys were being racist and you were being prejudice against the fact community. Yeah. Only first of all delectable doesn't sound good coming off the tongue of anyone that's not at least overweight. That's a word only we can say. Yeah. But delectable

is kind of a show boaty sing song. I don't think so. I think that's the kind of joy he was musical. He was enjoying that cookie in a way that you would you don't have the faculties to enjoy. If I could sing I would go into musical theater because if all those gentlemen are homosexuals and I could smash all the pussy probably smash all that pus or suck all those guys dicks or both depending on where you stand on the Kenzie scale that day. Yeah. You're both you are. You are gay as shit. You're gay as shit today. You're a little bit gay or your apple watches. Hey we noticed you're looking a little gay today. Would you like us to download Grindr. Small fluctuations in how much of a homo you are normal. It's

nothing to worry about. My wife is sleeping. We noticed you were getting fucked in your ass in between the hours of nine and eight nine and eight nine p.m. and eight a.m. sleep is important. We wouldn't want to discourage you from getting fucked in your ass identity style. That's true nine. What's the longest you get fucked in your ass and it's still comfortable. What do you mean comfortable. I don't know. I think if you like getting fucked in your ass I don't even like taking a shit. What do you mean you don't like taking a shit. It's not. I don't like it. I like the feeling of after I'm sort of like a dog in that I you know I should outside and I do the weird arching thing and then I make

that weird like sometimes I make a weird grimace and I make eye contact with people. Sometimes I do squat to shit to get it all out quick. I do. I do a lot of panting but but sometimes I like a shit. A shit is when you take a real nice one ain't nothing wrong with that. Yeah. I just mean there's probably I don't know 15 minutes at the absolute max of pure X pure getting your ass just railed. Other than that it would probably feel bad even if you love it. You know what I mean. I'm excited for Easter chocolates. What's your first when is Easter. It's coming up though. It's Passover and you guys have a wish shut up. I haven't the pregame to you know what. Guess what. Can I tell you. Can I tell you something about

an apology. Yeah. It's not an apology. I apologize to Jesus Christ. Skipping. Skip Passover this year not celebrating. Yeah. No I'm changing my name. Not doing it. Pass over. Hey how are we doing folks. I don't know. Name skip skip Passover. Just go. Isn't that why it's called Passover. You're supposed to skip it. If they wanted you to do it they'd call it do the do do it. They'd call it stay on. They'd call it keep your plans. You haven't noticed that black people got. They got big lips. Whoa. Jerry. I'm trying to. Christ. Folks it's new. Some of them aren't going to be winners. I had to dump my 12 year old girlfriend because their titties were too hard. They weren't right. They looked good

but they weren't right. You need a little sag to them. You can't titty fuck unripe. That's what teens don't know about titty fucking. You have to learn that when you're older. You ever notice that when you fuck a 14 year old you meet in the park or titties aren't ripe enough. It's like it's like it's like an avocado. Jerry. What the fuck man. Just a budget 72 year old to see those watching him do this. He really went there. I tried fucking her in the ass. It was like trying to untie a balloon with my car. It's impossible. That's what you meant by that. It's impossible. Yeah. Well imagine imagine trying to untie my cock. You're right. It would be impossible. Anyway back to the stuff about black. Get

him off. For the very first time. Jerry goes blue. Jerry goes there. Sine felt unrated. Sine felt good. Well we're bombing Syria again. Good. Jerry. Oh people say oh we don't know why we're over there. I do because there are a bunch of rag heads. You don't need to. Jerry won't be silent. You don't need to sell me on anything more than that. Good luck trying to cancel this guy. After 40 years of observations about phone books. Just picture him with caution tape around his mouth. That's the fucking. Yeah they say oh well those weren't the guys that even did 9 11. Yeah well neither were the police officers that defend us every day. They protect us. But they're on trial. They're the ones on trial. I'm still on the fence

about Derek Chavigne. I think he's cute. If it were up to me he'd be my boyfriend. Wow he's cute. I think he's cute. I want to give him kisses on his ass. You're really fucked up if you get to track 5 being gay with Derek Chavigne. When they show him on the stand behind that big wooden box I wish I was under there sucking his cock. I want to suck the judges cock too. I want to go under his robe so I look like an 1800s photographer. Just suck him off under there. But I thought you wanted to fuck children with big kids. I want to fuck guys. He's gay. He's not a pedophile anymore. 35 minutes in. He's gay. He's gay for races. So I felt unleashed. Did I do that? And he's saying all the lines from your favorite

shows. Hostel Avista baby. I would love to watch that comedy special. He's not a pedophile anymore. Now he wants to fuck Derek Chauvin. That guy should be in jail. I hate saying his name. Derek Chauvin. How do you say it? I want to shove in my cock his ass. Derek Chauvin. Oh fuck man. I wish I wish Jerry would take a turn. Derek Chauvin. Okay. Chauvin. There's a slow button you can. Derek Chauvin. All right. I think we got it. I don't think we need to have computers. Google has pronunciation built in. That's pretty cool. What else can they pronounce? Anything good? Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. I'm definitely doing it. I'm definitely having to pronounce something. This is like playing Russian roulette right

now. I'm letting Nick fucking have a computer. Take the phone. No, hold on. Let's spin the bullet and see what comes up. Yeah. Let's live a little bit today. Let's live a little. Derek Chauvin. A cock in my ass. That's good. That's Jerry Seinfeld. Actually it's from Jerry Seinfeld thingy special. Derek Chauvin. A cock in my ass. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's for all our Chinese list. What does that lady say? Derek Chauvin. A cock in my ass. I didn't know he spoke Chinese though. Derek Chauvin speaks Chinese. That's the defense is hinging his case on that. My client. My client. Could a racist man do this? Go ahead and speak a little Chinese for him, Derek. Go ahead, Derek. Blow these people's mentalities.

Go ahead. Do the shit off the menu. We was practicing out there in the cell. Go ahead and say it on the general sound shit you were saying. Go ahead, Derek. Don't be shy. Shit. You kill a motherfucker on camera. You can at very least speak a little Chinese. The greatest lawyer of all time. If you convict this man, I'm a killer bitch. I'm a walk out of here. The first bitch I see I'm going to be harassed to death and that's going to be on you. That would again be a very good strategy. That's a persuasive argument. You're on a motion to say just get it. Motion to say psych. Motion to psych. I'm going to psych that from the back. You got to look good. You got to look good when you testify. We're going to put

you in Gucci slippers. Even the most racist cops. You got us. What can we say? My client would like to be referred to by his Muslim name, Rosebud Delicious. My name is Rosebud, not Derek. Talked the way we taught you. When we did the miscongeniality scene. We did like a teaching you how to be a lady montage. What was the lawyer's name? I like to they bring Stanley Tucci and to teach Derek Chavine how to act like a homo. Oh honey, that's all wrong. Stanley Tucci and Kathleen Madigan is the people they bring in to coach Derek Chavine on being a messy slut. Has Kathleen Madigan been in any movies? I mean Kathleen Turner. Turner. Yeah. And no, she hasn't either. That's funny. That's funny. The phone said

message slut. You hear that ladies? You would think a guy like me would have some woman just name every woman you've met chronologically would be slut ones. No, but instead they have all names like Tinder five or hinge seven. Maybe I should get on the app since it's fucking springtime. Yeah, it sucks. No, I'm about to be celibate for April. I've decided. Don't throw yourselves to the wolves. No pussy April for Stavros. No pussy Prince. I'm the no pussy Prince of Queens. You're going to teach yourself how to meditate and hands free. No joke. I'm literally it's one more month in the dojo. And then in May, I'm let loose on the streets. I'm going to start to stand up again. But for April, we're getting jacked. Jacked as

we can get in a month. Continuing the diet regimen. And I'm back. I was the 20,000 step bastard for the first time in a while. So I've been lifting. I haven't been being the bastard. I felt great. Yeah, I had my shot. My second shot in Harlem. And I wrote a bike to Central Park. And I walked up to two miles every day, two inches in the pants. That's what they call it. It's true. I walk with us way more than two miles to two. They call them Desmond. They call them desperate to tell me the Archbishop to do. I cannot get any pussy. It is because I will have the two inch penis. And I'd walk two miles every day to the pussy getting place. And they said, we are all out of pussy. Go home. Maybe that's

why he became a priest. Yeah, his two two inch penis couldn't get any pussy. He's the friend of the family. So Oh, you know, Desmond, we stop real quick. You started it. Desperate to desperate to two is pretty good. But yeah, man. April celibacy. Unless a hot girl wants to fuck me. No questions asked. And then I'll reconsider and then she's just better not tell anyone. She better keep it under wraps because everyone else should think. Yeah, real celibacy. If a hot girl wants to fuck me, she's going to have to come over to my apartment and watch an entire series of Viper every all four seasons. It's good. Yeah, seven days. We just watched that was awesome. I found this website that sells DVDs of the

worst TV shows, all the TV shows that I don't shut up about the UPN lineup. I guess this company just downloads them off Pirate Bay and puts them in a box for you. Like that'll be $45, sir. You're like, you're happy to pay it. I'm like, here you go. I worked hard for that money. I got to say seven days pretty good. Me spending money on pirated DVDs of the shows that made me as retarded as I am is as close as a guy like me gets to giving back to the community. Yep. That that's literally it. Yep. That's true. I guess you could. What am I going to do? Teach basketball? No, no, you could get you could get a play bath. Yeah, well, I know how to play basketball. I just don't because I'm racist. I've never learned

no, it's the athletic ability. I know how to play all of the ethnic sports ping pong basketball golf, Scottish cricket. No, well, British isn't an ethnicity. Well, but wouldn't you say it's more, I feel like more Pakistani and Indian people like it than British people. They don't have their own culture. They love cricket. They just have spices. They're just spicy British people. No, yes, they love cricket, bro. No, Indian people are just spicy British people. Although I do love that the British colonized India and they were like, well, we're taking the hats. We're definitely going to call each other Raj. Do they call each other? Yeah, they were doing that. They call it the Raj. And they're like, and then you

can keep the rest of your shit. We're taking these two and yeah, all the other stuff's bullshit. Yeah, which if it were me, yeah, if I was a king of England, what would you do? Elephants bring those motherfucking elephants back here? Yeah. And I'm not even we're not going to use them for anything. I'm just going to wheel them out in front of the houses of every fat bitch with opinions on the internet. I'd be like, Oh, Helen, good to see you. You're quiet today. I'm just all loud until she comes out and you're like, what to Helen? You have a twin sister? I'm seeing double. Yeah, put a fucking purple wig on the elephant. Yeah. All right. That's good. Pack the elephant back up. We got we got 7,892 more women to

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botanicals, the botanical, the encyclopedia botanica. Uh huh. That's a botanical botanical. Okay, uh, nugs, dank nugs, settlers of batan. That's a botanical. That's the best. What bloods play a botanical, uh, botanical pencil, a botanical pencil. That's that's a botanical. That's so true. Yeah, my client doesn't even own a botanical pencil and going furthermore, research indicates that there's no such thing as a botanical pencil. So I ask you again, how could he possibly have killed Mr. George Floyd? Yeah. Wow. That's, that's a good defense. They're like jury. There's one guy in the, like the liberating. He's like, I mean, he made a really good point about the botanical pencil. It doesn't exist.

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getting a thousand piece Robin Hood jigsaw puzzle. It's starting 3D. It's like you're good at your destiny is to be a fucking like a ren fair like guy. No, it's just to be a hobbyist. No, it's the work of the hobby. So recommend different kinds of balsa wood to make like model by planes. Yeah. If if if your dick was any it was what it would be balsa wood. Mine would be old oak delicious aged. Yours would also be balsa wood. Mine would be a native car car totem your quality. Spyro foam. We subject our pyro foam. Spyro foam bitch. You know what I said like Spyro the dragon. Spyro dome. Spyro dome. Are we living in a system of justice or this some kind of Mad Max Spyro done situation that my client can't get a fair trial just because he's

got a Jerry curl and a velour tracksuit and Gucci slippers. I know what you think you look at Derek Chavine you think he and it was the beep heard around the world and somehow also the lawyer was convicted of that display. They were both immediately. I mean look there's got to be no way that he's like you have to prosecute him. The system knows that because if he doesn't go to jail there's going to be riots like I think he's probably going to get off somehow. They always get always get off. I don't know the one. Yeah. The one. So get off for sure. But the Chavine guy it's like there's too much. Although that would like the one cop in South Carolina they caught on camera. He did go he shot a guy in the back. He's like one of the only guys that something

fucked up is going to happen. Yeah. There's no way he's going to go to jail. I mean getting that even the trial is like a big deal. Well who cares. Yeah. The point is I mean we care is that they should let they should let me orchestrate that defense. Yeah. Find that lawyer. The whole thing the Joker make up the Lord tracksuit the Gucci slippers have a mentally ill lawyer and Joker make up call Derek Chavine the N word. Yes. In some oh I see. So that way he definitely goes to jail. Is that what you're saying. Well yeah I mean it's kind of a but it would it would really start a conversation. People think it would really be open up the dialogue in America. And that's what we need. We need more talking a little bit less yelling. And what we really need

though is get super leaf.com. Yeah. Slash come down slash come town get super leaf.com. We're done. We can also check out patreon.com slash come. Oh yeah. If you want to hear the conclusion to this argument we're in we're in Adam and stop admit that I was 100 percent right. That doesn't have about what and anything prior to this this whatever you're saying. Anything further because this is being edited in in post this part of the no it's not. It's happening right after the next super we almost forgot and in the next 10 minutes we'll have a discussion about something else. We will talk about a discussion almost certainly and I'll tell you right now folks. It's going to be funny to listen to because they'll be disagreeing with me till

the cows come home. But this part which is being edited in after not being edited in. You're doing it. You're doing it in the middle of the flow. Remember. Remember a lot of people as a broadcaster listen to you Nick and remember everything you said and this part which is later. It's not. It's 309 on March 30th right now. It was like three o'clock when we started that that's right. Don't ever tell them what time it is. Yeah. I don't want these people knowing that. They got to think this show is done at seven o'clock in the morning. That we're out. We're in some we're in some Bruce Springsteen ass. We're fine. We work hard. We wake up. We have our black coffee at the diner together.

And then we take our Friday podcast and we have well Bruce would actually you know he felt bad about portraying himself as this working class kind of guy when really he lived life of luxury that he would get up at four a.m. every day and pimp himself out. He just hit 95 and he'd be it. He'd be at the the Thomas Edison service station. So that's what open with that's what about. Yeah. That's where that song comes from. Scott foster step. Scott step was a young boy and he walked in on New Jersey and New Jersey and he walked in on Bruce Springsteen being raped in a truck stop. Well I thought he was pipping himself out and he's he walked then he when he came older he learned that by the time sex workers he didn't understand what was going on.

And he asked his father is Christian. He said why is Bruce Springsteen having gay sex. I thought that was a sin. He said no he's being raped. It's against his will. He's the only way his father could stomach it. He's still a boss. So he's not doing a game. Come on. Come on. Don't say it about the boy. It wasn't because it's true. So if you know how to edit genius dot com. Yeah. Is that editable. Yeah. Is that website still even a thing because Google can do that. Can do what you can annotate annotate song. I don't fucking know dude who gives a fuck. The point is go to patreon dot com slash come town and buy the fucking premium to hear Adam

and stop admitting that we're not admitting about the upcoming. We're not going to be saying debate. We won't. There's no upcoming. The intellectual master off. The intellectual suck me off more like it. And go to stop.biz. Purchase pick up a couple stavros Halkus approved the T shirts. You know they had like Gary Kasparov play chess against a computer. Yeah. Or they do a thing where like a woman has to compete against a Roomba. That'd be awesome. Yeah. With her mouth cleaning. Oh nice. Yeah. Oh I thought sucking dick. No. No. That also. Just a woman versus IBM flashlight. That's deep pink. That would be cool. Yeah. I do really want to put my dick in one of those Chinese dick sucking

machines. Yeah. You see those. How good are the banks. They look awesome. It's sort of like a it's like a bidet for guys. Exactly. Yeah. They should have that urn. You should be able to take a shit and get your dick sucked at the same time. A blumkin a blumkin a blumkin. Yeah. Dude we might have to sell that. We should. That'd be a pretty good invention. I would love to get suggest on Shark Tank. Yeah. It's a it's a bidet but it sucks your dick also. So far sharks are prototype is just a pulley a lever and a pulley system. We put a flashlight on one side of it and you have to tug at yourself when you're just here with a Groucho Mark's mask on trying to sell a laser pointer that you put on the top of your dick. No. Shut

up. Number one. Yeah. You know. Number two. I'm getting out of here and you're like angrily packing up in the dots going on. It's floppy around the laser. I think everybody that was some other guy. Wow. Look at this machine. What machine Chinese dick sucking machine. Wow. Look at it. It looks awesome. Right. The best fuel. The best top I've ever had in my life was somebody. She kept incredible rhythm. I want to get a dick sucking machine. And that is what I think. Right. Right here. I want to suck a machine right here in my apartment right in front of the couch. It's obvious what it is. But it looks like the chef from the Chuck E. Cheese Band. Yeah. Be awesome. And so people come over and they're like what's that.

I'm like check this out. Yeah. And they're gone. I'm doing my eyes rolling back. Get my dig sucked by that chef. Yep. The only human right. Everybody else was a fucking yeah the rest animals. I think the story of Chuck E. Cheese is that that chef stopped taking his medicine. Yeah. He got rabies from a couple of fucking rats and a little bear or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah. Oh wait. Was there like a bird. Yeah. The bird in that band. Yeah. She was hot dude. Imagine. Imagine this guy just suck. Yeah. Dude. That's so fucked up. Gene shallot. Yeah. It does look like it looks like Ian. It does honestly look exactly like what's going on man. Okay. Is it time to suck your deck dude. The things that we go really

good lately. I started a band with a rat in the dark. I'm sucking dick for a living. I'm in a band with a rat in the duck. Yeah. We're bringing ska back. It's a ska band. It's me a duck a rat. Some kind of purple monster that represents my gay impulses and a dog and a bastard hound. Oh yeah. The hound of course. Yeah. You know what the fucking bird bitch could get catch a dick. Oh they made her hot now. The bird bitch. They gave her regular people legs like sexy legs. It's just a person wearing like yellow tights now and they're in the reboot of it. This one's funny the old version. It looks like a certain podcast. Casasista that let me see. Oh my god. I think it's fucked up looking and he also works as a pizza man. Oh okay.

Very funny. Very funny. Was there a pig. Oh someone's excited. The possibility of a relation. I just don't remember there being a pig. A possibility. I'm not. I don't want to fuck representation. I wouldn't be that would not be representation. Yes it would be in what sense. I'm not a pig. Am I. Nick. Answer the question. I'm playing. That's nothing to do with you. I've reserved the right to. Chuck E. Cheese pig. There was a pig. I think that's awesome because they're cute. Suckie these nuts. Harmony Howlett. Who's that. That's a different one. You can howl that to my dick. Madame Oink. There's somebody named Madame Oink. Damn there's it sounds like there was a Texas dog broad that they had for a while. I guess a Texas dog. Foxy

Colleen. No it's a Hannah Howlett or Harmony Howlett. Look at Foxy Colleen. It's so terrible. No. Yeah she looks awful. No she doesn't. Yeah she does. Fuck you. Oh actually she looks pretty hot. Yeah. Damn I wouldn't legitimately fuck that thing. Yeah. Yeah I guess I would fuck that animal with big tits. Yeah shut out the retarded women who are really into being from Texas. Okay shout out to them. Who are those women. You know what I'm talking about like they wear the hat and shit. Anybody that's into their dumb thing. Big hat. Big tits. Big hat. Big tits. Big ass. Sounds good to me. Sign me up for the rodeo. Tassels. Oh yeah. Western wear shit. And they're meant they're handicapped women. The dudes. No they're not. I don't mean

retarded. I mean retarded in like Texas. Yeah late Jasper T. Giles mentally retarded. Jasper T. Giles I think it was the retarded character. Oh he released an album in 2020 called Every Day is a Birthday. Wow. I was recently listening to the latest Jasper. What does it sound like playing. Yeah let's go ahead and listen to baby music. It's actually pretty good. All right. Let's see. It's on Apple music. Yeah. Yeah okay this is Jasper T. Giles. Not bad. Well come on man get to it Jasper. No this is. Yeah this is. I guess it's a Chuck E. Cheese album. Why is it like ambient fucking house music. I don't know it's pretty good. I don't mind it.

Well don't sell them short just because he's an anthropomorphic dog from Chuck E. Cheese. Every day is a birthday is a pretty good album. There's no way this is him. It is. There's no lyrics. Would you show me a Google thing and I show me where you're playing. No it's playing from Google. No you're playing something else. No it's. No this is a. No I'm being had. I'm not being had. What is this. You've never been had in your life. Go to Spotify or Apple music or something. I'm not a dunce bro. I know this is. That's what all their music sounds like. This is dream big kids inspirational song Chuck E. Cheese. This shit sucks. What the fuck is this bullshit. Pretty good. This shit sucks dude.

Boo. She's in fun. Little kids like why is Jasper sing like this. Like a woman. So then it seems you were captured by a dragon and taken to his distant layer. I was on my way to come and say the day I got you from his closet and we were out of there and I'm gonna get some day. Okay. If you're just tuning in we're reviewing listen to Lovers and Friends the Chuck E. Cheese band. We check out some sweet tunes from the Chuck E. Cheese band that would suck dick. This is that Carly Rae Judson. This is this is how in the Hennies classic hit dream big. She's a Henn that chick. Chuck E. Cheese. Let's see what other videos they don't have good music

dude. Crochet all day. Chuck E. Cheese. It's not peppy enough for me dude. This one's all right. This is pretty good. This is more this is Stav trying to put his clothes on. Recently I've been spending a little more time at home. This is pretty good. Yeah here we go. Chuck E. Cheese spring break dance. Let's see if this one's good. Hi everyone we're having a blast here today during our springtastic celebration aren't we. You know I have a fun dance for us to do here today. It's my spring break break dance. Don't worry you don't have to be a professional break dancer to do this one. Okay but like has break dancing even been a thing for like 25 years. More than that. What child is like yeah I'm in the

break dancing. I'm in the boom boxes. 1985 crack has decimated my community. I mean I need a high top fade and some some terminators and I did like I didn't want to be able to break dance. Oh it seems like the coolest thing of all time. It's not bad. He's got bars. If you want to get down with the truck but this is like so sugar hill gang. I know it's so outdated to release him. When did this even fucking come out out in 2021 weird that they did like that. Whoever wrote this is probably still too young to write rap music that sounds like that. Hundred percent. How did it happen which you know means that there's like the comments. What's that. Is it being skewered online. No this is good. It's all

children. It's all children commenting like I'm being molested. My favorite comment is YouTube videos for health. My favorite comments on YouTube songs are like my brother recently had stage four leukemia and he died. And this was his favorite song during the last couple months. That's your favorite. That's pretty fucking fucked up. Musings with Mr. Munch. What the fuck is this jackhand. They're ripping off Jack. Let it go. So there's duct tape. But what about all the other birds. Where's the goose tape and the turkey tape. Just doesn't seem fair. This is literally deep thoughts. Yeah. But shit. Jasper told me that the word race cars fell backwards. Race car. But how about the word race

war. Race war backwards seems like what's going on these days. You ever notice how it's not cool to be a white man anymore. I wonder what Mr. Munch backwards is. Which is Nordic chant that will bring about the racial holy war where the white man will finally return to his kingdom. What is this a dog. Not as cool. They call them billboards. But who is Bill. I think he's the guy that fucked my wife while I was working at a pizza restaurant for the last 40 years. They call billboards video game or something Bill. Sheesh. Oh man. Who I'm going to submit a writing packet to the Chuck E. Cheese website. Look I am a Emmy award winning professional comedy writer. And I've got a couple of ideas about you. Have you heard about the protocols

of the elders. It's probably my most famous work. You wrote that. Yeah. It's a credit. It's a credit. You're on staff. You're staffed on it. My I remember in high school. They're the nerd lunch. Richard. Richard Lewis being like how about the Prozac of the elders. Oh because they're depressed. Yeah. That's what we really need. Oh geez. The other day I went I went to go take a piss at a urinal and I saw my dick and I almost killed myself because it's so small. It's small. Folks have you ever seen. I was looking at my nephew. He was just born and I went in his parents were asleep. I went in the room to get a peek. Just a peek to see if this infant penis is bigger than mine and what do you know it is. So I'm telling my therapist.

She calls the police. Now I'm in jail. I'm sucking dick for cigarettes. That is so much funnier than Richard Lewis. It's his act basically. That is sometimes. They're not even fucking me. They're using my ass as a purse folks. I've got half the commissary stored in there. It's like the it's like the hidden compartment scene from heavyweights. There's a Costco sized drum of peanut M&M shoved up my ass. So some guy named T-Bone can go in there and have a snack when his blood sugar is low. Yes. And now that's my pitch for musings with Mr. Munch as we get Richard Lewis. We switch it out instead of Jack Handy because four year olds don't know who that is and you're butchering it. The reference. We get a we get a hip also. I mean

this has to be like a fucking 75 year old man riding a hundred percent. He's like what if we it is Richard Lewis. It's from when I'm saying we should get Richard Lewis to do it. That's who's that's who did that. Right. Richard Lewis like what if we do a rap. Kids like rap we get chucking he's like hello zippy to the west zippy to the east. I like pizza and I don't don't get HIV. Just say no and look both ways before crossing the street. You got fucking sneakers on your feet or something. You know a rap. You got I'm going to lunch. Yeah. You know that's what rap sounds like now. Right. Damn. I don't even know. That's because that shit sounded dated when I was a child. Yeah. Exactly. And I'm old now. And my what I think rap is now is a guy's just like but yeah it's

just like a guy overdosing on fucking cough. No not even cough syrup. That was when I was a teenager. The cough syrup music was great. No they still do. Do they codeine. Yeah. All right. I'll let it slide. X. Yeah. They like anti anxiety pills and it's bullshit. Fucking Benzos are bullshit. They like they take depression pills. You're taking too much of like your your your the shit they prescribe you for being a pussy. Yeah. That's why they're so into Richard Lewis these days. They love it. It's come full circle. Yep. He loves curb. You got to do real drugs like gasoline. Huff that shit. What do people say that gasoline is about pissing on a woman's pussy. That's the daddy

janky song. Yeah. I was I was ever confirmed that it means pissing on on top of a woman. I don't really see those. This is cool. So they have a music video called nothing like a walk. It's about going for a walk. And it's very funny to imagine like putting this on for like a class of preschoolers and one of them's in a wheelchair. That's rude. That's good man. I think you're going to do something about a fat kid who doesn't want to go. No. The teacher comes back in and she's like and did you guys like to feel home. Whoops. I forgot that legless Larry was in this class. My name's Eric. Oh legless Larry. Shut up Larry. Learn now learn how to be a scientist. Yeah. Okay kids today we're going to we're going to take off all of our shoelaces

and tie them together and attach them to Larry's legs and turn them into a puppet. I don't want to do that. It's not up to you Larry. It's about making sacrifices for the class because I'm hung over because I I'm going to let them play with the kid because I got too drunk at the field trip to Chuck E. Cheese and I showed Mr. Munch and I tried to fuck the chef because I thought he was a real guy and the width of his head made me think he had a big dick. I saw his big head and I said that guy's got a thick cock. Now that's the kind of thick little python I can wreck my whole unzipped my jeans and pulled my pussy lips through the hole and then I started talking like Duke Ellington through. Let's see what other damn that's a nice

that'd be a very meaty pussy. Adam get off your phone. No no I was trying to find that song that I that I remember I I was I was going to tell you but I remember in high school the nerd lunch table were all laughing right. I was like damn it looks like you were alone. Case closed. No no that was on my table. It was girl power. I'm saying the smart the smart birds. What's by Lando by Lando is Spanish. It means dancing. Sometimes I feel like I'm having a bad day. Maybe feeling a sad way and I could break down. It's not bad. How many views. Who the fuck is that funny. What the hold on. Why does it start with this is Spanish for dancing. And then the rest of this is just it might be Spanish. All right. Well Lando might be

in the fucking course. Thank you. I would absolutely go on a little Trudy's mech smart tour and get drunk to this song. That's the challenge. So this song is 18 minutes and 27 seconds. No way. Yeah girl. How's that. Hold on. Hold on. Let's go to the maps and let's see. Let's go to Trudy's Austin. What is Trudy's. Trudy's is a like a Mexican restaurant in Austin and there was a thing called the Trudy's challenge which I don't know if is real or if I just thought of where they would cut you off. You weren't allowed to order more than like two or three mechs marts because there was just a shit ton of booze in them. And so you try to yeah you try to

hit all three Trudy's in one day. No chance is that a real thing and get cut off. I think it's I think that Trudy's came up. Yeah. That's definitely the truth. You drive from each one yourself. Trudy's North Star Trudy's Texas Star Trudy South Star Trudy's North Star I'm going to start Austin Texas. I got to remember these places Adam so please. I'm sorry. Please. Sorry. I apologize. He's trying to remember Trudy's South Star. Let's put that in there. I'm not trying to I'm mapping it out and then we're going to add a stop by Adam. It's a good song. It is pretty good. Good. This is you know how hard it is to keep the audience surprised to what's going on.

Nick is on Google right now trying to figure out the best route. Yes. Okay done. Okay. So Trudy South Star driving. What's what's the verdict. Yes. Okay. 17 minutes to go from all three of them. Oh that's nothing. Now by Lando is an 18 minute and 27 seconds. So wait now. You'll have to do contactless ordering. Okay. Yeah. You got to order ahead and the clock doesn't start until the first drip drink touches your lips. But that leaves you a minute and 27 seconds to drink six Max Marts and you can absolutely remember guys listeners this challenge is absolutely endorsed by the Trudy's Corporation. So you have to listen to by Lando. Oh it's it's it's kind of a time challenge to with the by Lando song from Chucky cheese to get cut off at all

three trudies in Austin. This is good though. That's a good message because for children if you're having a bad day you have you dance you dance if you're an adult if you're an adult you drive to all three trudies and you drive to all three. Absolutely. Cut off 17 minutes. I can't believe how perfectly that worked out. Wow. That's pretty smart. 17 exactly. Now keep in mind you have to take a looks like you're going to have to take 35 and then you cut over on what is this MLK. Probably 30th Street. So you got to make sure that you cut over on Dean Keaton. You probably should be in a motorcycle so you can lane split. Yeah. You want to definitely be on a motorcycle. Yeah. So make sure that you take Dean Keaton maybe 200. What is a Speedway.

What is that. I don't remember Austin. Dean Keaton the San Jacinto. Then you hit. Yeah. You hit the fucking Trudy's over there by the campus and then 29th. You're going right through the school. I love it. Yeah. Don't get distracted by the co-ed. Yeah. The hot cock and push right. So then you take 19 year old cock take twenty nine bobbling around twenty ninth over to Mopac and then you take Mopac all the way up to fucking the to the other Trudy's up on the north side by 183 and you can do that. And I'm looking at Google Maps now 17 minutes and this is the middle of the day. Yeah. This is 335 p.m. on a I mean if you are on a motorcycle doing this late at night you want to. There's way more traffic. You should be doing the first thing in the morning.

What time is Trudy's open. We'll see Trudy's South South Star. What time do they open. Let's check that out. Let's call them actually. Okay. So hit them up. Thank you for calling Trudy's North Star. Please hold while I try to connect you. I'm going to ask them if they still do the Trudy's challenge. If you're listening at home maybe you want to look at pictures of like guys or something. Yeah some hot guys. I hope it's not like this when you try to do the challenge because if you're because it's going to completely fuck it up. It's going to fuck up your timing if you're on the phone calling the next place trying to order the drinks beforehand. You might need a copilot. You need someone in

the sidecar of the motorcycle working the phones. Yeah. While you're driving drunk. I would love that. And they got to be dressed like the dog from Chuck E. Cheese. You're dressed like Chuck E. Cheese. You're like it's the Bailando Bailando. It's the Bailando Trudy's challenge. I'm trying to get fucked up. Please hold while I try to connect you. Thank you. Just taking so long. What are they swamp. I'm not. I'm not waiting on that. Come on. We call different Trudy's. Call the one in the South Star one. Okay. No. Call the one on campus. I ask if any chicks are over there right now. I don't think there is. Okay. You want to do that. Yeah. Oh, hold on. These are all temporarily closed. Oh, Jesus Christ. For what? For COVID. I thought Texas was open.

Yeah. What the fuck. These must be one of those. No. It's fucking liberal ass Austin. Yeah. Faggot Austin. Fucking bullshit. All right. Let's do the Houston challenge. Let's do the Houston Bailando challenge. Yeah. But I don't know if they have. Do they have Trudy's in Houston. Hope to God they do. I've never been to Trudy's. I just typed in fucking Houston and Google Maps. Look at the middle of the map. The Holocaust Museum. I said the biggest thing in Houston according to Google Maps I type in is the Holocaust Museum Houston. It's got its own icon. It's massive. Yeah. What the fuck is the Houston Holocaust Museum. What was it really important Well, I tell you folks, it was one of the worst. Who did they've never done had in the world.

Now I agree. A couple of them German fellows decided the bankers had to go and they formed a posse and ran them all the way out right to the fringes of what they're pulling town. A couple of Jews, they decided to do a resistance. One of them is good with books. She wrote a little bit about her titties in it and kept it a secret up in the closet. And we got that very book right here folks called Anne Frank's Diary. You can read about her first menses. I remember jacking off to it when I was a boy no older than you young man. What's your name? Leaf. Come up here. Leaf. Let me take a look at your penis. You can see here. Everybody look at this boy's penis. What do you notice?

Well, how's it different from mine? It's cuter. No, mine's got a tip on it. Because I'm from an older time back when we thought that was wrong. And so the young boy now, because enough Jews have repopulated themselves, they've spread their disgusting ideas like circumcision. Interesting. Let me ask you some partner. Yes. Is there something else, some kind of other product that you're interested in maybe? No, I'll tell you what. I'm here because I was doing the truest challenge. And then I cut off. I failed. And there was nothing better to do but to hang out

at the Houston Holocaust Museum doing free guided tours and insisting the child shows penis to the group. That's all well and good. I guess what I'm wondering is if do you have either trouble getting your penis hard or do you like to gamble? Or do you have anything to do with CBD? No, not this week. Just checking. Oh, so you only like Kratom? I only like Kratom. Just checking because usually we've been doing usually we've been doing to this week I got stuck in the middle of negotiating a six, six read by with another company that wanted me to take some weird experimental fucking pill. And I said I better off without the $3,000.

Okay, back to the child's penis you wanted to look at. No, I think I'm all right. I've heard my throat doing that guy. That's a good guy. Yeah, he's a good kind. I've heard my throat doing that guy a sentence Adam has said many times. No, I've never said that. You just said it to one of Adam's famous sentences as printed on the Adam statue outside the Houston Holocaust Museum. Back in the Casper district, they called me the statue of Adam on his knees and underneath it. It's inscribed. I'd rather live on my knees than work a day in my life. Yeah. Listen, when you love what you do, you work, you have no work at all. You don't work a day. Yeah, you don't work a day. Well, anyways, come dot town or yes,

I guess that's where you can hear us attempt the Trudy's challenge. We will be doing it live. And we will be forcing Adam to drink and drive or be direct. I had a second steering wheel installed in Adam's car in the passenger seat for when we go to lunch and I will be so I have my eye on everything. Yeah, you have like a driver's aid car. It was my birthday present to Adam is having a second steering wheel installed in his car for when I'm when we go to lunch and I can decide. Can I, can I, uh, can I play us off? Oh, okay. Are we still playing? Yeah, go ahead. No, you hit the button or no, I did hit the button. So are we on still? No, we're off. I just want to play it. Are we on or off? We're off. I just want to play you guys a song

that I remembered that go ahead. The nerds were listening to in high school and they were laughing and I was like, why? They said this is the gayest song. Play it. I don't know what this is. Star Wars. Really good stuff, man. Well, that was definitely worth it. Dude, I think it was pretty good. That was awesome. You don't like that? That was fucking hilarious. What do you get a wookie for Christmas? No, I know, I know. When he already has a comb,

I get it. So it's really good. Such a funny contribution. That was awesome. What do you mean that's that's not a contribution? That was awesome and was definitely going to work not in the rhythm of that being mentioned. Really? It was definitely funny enough to work against the momentum. Well, I thought the show was over for 45 minutes. I wasn't zoned out. I gotta get this. Somebody I was trying to remember the name of that song and don't do the math on how long and no no don't from the moment the moment he talked about somebody called a mathematician.