The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 272 – Cum Town New Faces

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

Congrats to this years Cum Town New Faces, stephen and alex

I got to listen to my own voice. Yeah, it's kind of nice. It's not bad. It's not bad. And we're live. I don't know if there's enough I like it. We're going. We're going right now. We're live. Oh shit. Yeah, you don't like listening to your own voice. Absolutely not. I think you got a nice sounding voice. How do you answer the phone real quick? I'll just we'll tell the other fellows are on vacation. So we're here with Dasha's friends to talk about a different perspective on the show. An outsider perspective. Wait a minute. We can talk about how we're going to get these two lovebirds back together for the final season for the final season of Brooklyn podcast empire. Man, I guess that's what nobody knew they didn't want. Yeah, you got to you got to you got to hold the mic like right by your mouth. Here's a trick. Just drop it on your chin. So is this Adam's mic? This is like I'm like sucking Adam's mic. Yeah, you're sucking on it. But yeah, if you can touch your nose to either replacement, either replacement you and I'm the replacement fat Greek guy. Yeah, because the replacement guy with like blood sugar issues. That's the replacement sickle. So

host Stav is in Greece, I think. Where's Adam? He's in France. I don't know. Yeah, I think he went to Paris. Having a romantic vacation after his he already went on a romantic vacation. Yeah, he's been he's like he's always on trip. He's very jet set. And he loves I'm not happy for him. I'm happy for him. I'm also disgusting. If I'm being quite honest, because they're so in love. No, just just going on vacation. You know, not not taking care of chores. I mean, I didn't I haven't seen you in weeks because of partially because of chores. I think the last time I talked to you about actually trying to get you to come out, you were doing chores. Yeah, no, I love doing chores. What you have to do to hang out with Nick these days is be awake at like 6am. And like willing to. Yeah, no, I got back on my regular schedule of like walking to the city and yeah, 6am to 10pm, walking the city, hitting people up on a whim. I hate making plans. I do to know it's very, very bad, actually. Yeah, I think that there's been I've blown off several people in the last week, just because we had planned to get together before right and and then it gone out and done like today, for example, doing something and I had plans to do something else. But I this was spontaneous and I was like, this is easy. I want to do this now. Yeah, then to like anticipate seeing somebody that gets me in trouble with women all the time because they'll be like, well, what are you doing next weekend?

That's horrible. Don't ask me that question. What did I say about fucking asking me things ever about God. Damn it. That's a horrible way to start. That's a horrible way to start. It's like you're trying to cause fucking problems in this relationship. It's you being a bitch just like your fucking mom and that's where your dad had to cheat. That's where your dad had to fucking cheat on your mom. Just getting more specific. With my mom. Why did I tell you that? Why did I tell you anything? I knew I everybody said I should not be in a sexual relationship with my half sister. And I listened to you. I said, you know what? Maybe she's right. Maybe this fucking Mongoloid is right that we can make it work. So I saw an old last night. I haven't seen it yet. You went to the theater? I did. I haven't, cause I've been meaning to see it with Sean, but I haven't. I went with Will Minnaker. You guys know Will? I met Will, yeah. Yeah, it was Will's birthday. Will's a big film. Wait dude. Him and his bitch. Shout out to Will and his bitch. No, I had a good time with them. Was it cool? The rocks make them older. The movie's terrible. It's really fucking bad. Fuck. Cause it's like, I guess you watch his movies and throughout his career, he's like just left off one more piece of the thing that initially made him good.

And now it's like, the plot is not only lazy, it doesn't make any fucking sense. It's a bad idea. It's roundly terrible in every regard. How do you say his name? Shyamalan? Now that we're out of Afghanistan, I don't need to know how to say his name. We're fucking out. I don't know his people. Shit. I like the happening. Is that what it's called? Mark Wahlberg? The bushes and shit. The visit. The visit's the real winner. That's a good one. He's fun. I don't know. I don't know. I also don't. Oh, but you know what? I said that and it's like with the fucking the McElroy, the split. That woman, that's a fun one. I fuck with those. And then Glass. Bruce Willis. We're gonna list them all. That's my fucking guy. So maybe it's just this one that's particularly bad. And then the village was kind of stupid. And then fucking what, Lady in the Waters? Cool. I saw that in theaters and I remember people laughing at just the opening credits. Yeah, yeah. I mean his movies are funny. The beginning of the happening is a bunch of people fall from, start killing themselves or shit. That shit's fucking sick. Never saw it. You should watch it. Mark Wahlberg's fucking hilarious in that movie. He's like a horrible actor. And like he plays a science teacher and you know when he opens his mouth.

He doesn't know anything about science. He's Forrest Gump. Oh shit. Or like he walks across the country. He's got a new one coming up. No, you're right. You're right. You're right. I don't know. Forrest Gump, too. Forrest Gump. There was supposed to be a Forrest Gump, too, actually. That was all motion capture. You've covered it on the show, so I feel bad for... Oh, really? I don't feel bad. Alex and I haven't heard it. Yeah. This is why I brought you guys on. For the record, yeah. I don't listen to this shit. We're here because this is my friend and not because I'm a fucking fan. Anybody who's listening to this, I know a selection of boys, of children who listen to this shit. Somebody's like, hey, I'm 31 years old, pal. I'm not a fucking boy. That's weird. I have a key holder position in fucking GameStop. You recently had to start becoming a fan. Do you even just hear his voice? Well, cause, yeah. I didn't mean to call you out on that. No, no, no, no. That's okay. I'm proud. That's a bitch. That's a bitch. And wouldn't it hang out with us? Well, I had to go. I didn't tell anybody, but I had to go get the fucking Sinovac. I don't trust the fires. I think that I think that's very interesting about you. You just dropped your vaccination. Your vaccination is very, I think that it's extremely interesting. That's the big bomb on this episode.

Great video. Yeah, he should have done, as I said earlier, he should have done that in the Jamaican voice. Yeah, I never really paid attention. That seemed like another annoying. That's all you said. Thing that... And in blackface. That I never paid attention to the Chet Hanks. Well, there's not much to pay attention to. Chet Hayes? Wasn't it Chet Hayes? I think that's his rapper name. Oh, okay. But I mean, there's not much to pay attention to. Does he rap? Yeah. There's not much to pay attention to. I honestly thought he was just a wigger and people were calling him a rapper because they assumed that he rapped. Because you could probably do that. You could probably be like, yeah, I'm a fucking rapper. I'm Tom Hanks' son and I'm a rapper and just never produce any music. And the media wouldn't check. They would just keep referring to him as rapper Chet Hanks without producing a single song ever. You should be like, yeah, no, I mean, it's a part of my rap culture that I talk like this. I mean, I know a few white rappers who don't release any music. It's like some of my closest friends in the city. Which is an embarrassing thing to do. What is, I mean, I feel like, I guess, yeah, it has to exist because the worst, the worst, the most egregious of that is people that are like writers, people that identify as writers. What would have you written for even yourself? They're like nothing. They're like absolutely nothing. I've never written anything, actually. It's just what I want to do. Which more things should be like, I guess I do that with like science. I guess I'm like a scientist.

You're never on your roof with a kite. I'm just going to China to take the sign of farm. Where did you get it? What's that? Where'd you get your fan? I went to China. No. Yeah. No, you didn't. When was the last time you saw him? Shut up. No, yeah, I got a flight. I got, you can't, it's like, you know, the State Department frowns upon it. Okay, actually, if you're going to fully convince me that you went to China right now, don't fucking bullshit me. No, yeah, I did. I went to China to get the Chinese vaccine. Kiss my ass. Why? I don't. It's better. I don't believe. It's your thing. Look, I don't believe they made the virus. They leaked the virus. Both of you motherfuckers. That's why Stephen asked, when's the last time you saw him? Yeah, for everything is made in fucking China now. Why would I trust an American vaccine? You didn't go to China. I went to China. It's like in Man on the Moon. When's the last time I saw you? I need to actually... I don't know. Probably not that long ago. Only like two weeks. Because I stopped hanging out when I was like, I got to not be on drugs constantly. I don't know why you're saying that. I've never done drugs. Oh, yeah. Well, I was. I was coming out. I was like, what's up? I'm fucked up. I'm like, I'm fucking... It's crazy how we'd be trapped. It's crazy how we'd be hanging out sober and you just show up fucked up.

Fucked up. Gift up. You kick through the door like a cooler man. I'm on poppers and ketamine. Just kind of fit in. I just got done listening to Red Scare and now I'm ready to do more drugs and get... And lecture people on vaccines while not taking my prep pills. That was wise. You see, like there was in Provincetown during Bear Week, there's a bunch of people that were vaccinated that got like... They had like... You go back a second. What's Bear Week? Bear Week is like... For the folks that don't know what it is, what's Bear Week? None of the folks... All of these fools know what Bear Week is.

Some people haven't been to Provincetown. Well, they went so... In P-town, they had Bear Week and then like something like 74% of the people there got COVID or something and they were all vaccinated or 74%... I don't know what the fuck it is. But people are like... And then there's like this media panic that defend the vaccines. So like... Oh, well, they're still effective. They're not serious cases, but because it's like...

You know, it's just like all liberal media. They can't be like... Yeah, it's because they're fucking fat and they're all HIV positive. Of course, they got breakthrough cases. These people's bodies are held together with fucking White Castle burgers and prepos. This is not the best transition for me, but I'm shocked that I didn't get COVID badly. I had a very unhealthy year and I should have died, probably. They're saying the Delta variant now is getting us now, our cohort, to like 30s to 40s.

That's who's dying. And I don't know if it's because it like changed or they just already killed all the old people. I think maybe it's changed. Maybe it's getting stronger. We should go into quarantine again. It's not gonna happen. We should go into lockdown again. See, this quarantine is actually great if you're one of these... It's fucking fantastic.

If you're like a stop, start drug addict. It's fucking incredible. If you're like six months, you're like, I'm getting in shape. I'm taking care of myself. Are you kidding me? And then you get out of quarantine. It's the best shit. I'm doing drugs all day, every day.

Actually, the quarantine was like... I'm not even kidding with you. My life has not been better. Yeah. That was the best year of my life. Yeah. Initially, I was worried about all that because it's like, okay, well, this is gonna fuck over people that lose their jobs, but...

Right, right, right. You just keep printing money. You fucking figure shit. Some shit down. The government can continue to print money forever. And then what people don't understand too, it's like, this is gonna sound very fucking blinders-like. But it's like, you know, the shitty thing about being poor, it's not having money doesn't

kill you. You know? So it's like, you're gonna fucking figure the shit out. I mean, like, this is also the first year I've ever had money in my life. Some money in my life, you know? I'm just like, God damn. Wow, I really... I thought this was gonna solve my problems.

You know, it actually solved my problems. The world's stopping having unlimited alone time without anybody fucking writing my ass and then just like hanging out with people that I like exclusively and not doing anything else. Mm-hmm. That's fantastic. Yeah, I mean, I've... What's up?

Nothing. Nothing. Go ahead. No, you had something to say. You had something to say. A friend of mine once told me that, like, if you spend money on, like, luxuries, you will, like, kind of change your lifestyle to fit that, like, your budget, right? Mm-hmm.

I mean, like, I just did that with drugs. Mm-hmm. And, like, bought so many and the budget never went... Mm-hmm. Like, I always had more money. Yeah. Like, I don't know how that happened. I don't know how that happened either.

Uh, Patreon is how it happened. It's patreon.com. I'm gonna sign up. No, they just kept printing money this year. What? Did you guys... Did you get PPP or something? Yeah, it saved my life.

I honestly, like, I... What did? PPP. PPP. PPP. I gotta get a beer. Um, y'all, you're just leaving. Well, like, just like...

I'm out. Stephen Miller... Stephen Miller just quit the show. 14 minutes. We pissed him off. All the mockery of Adam for not doing his job. You can't last 15 minutes in Mr. Friedland's... There's something they have in common.

In Mr. Friedland's shoes. I'm gonna come back hot. Do you think Adam's shitting himself in Paris? It'd be funny if that happened there. I think it would go a little something like this. And then I have a video I put together. I play the video of... Did it stink in here?

No. That's the thing about Adam. He's... He lacks... He's not even masculine enough to have his shit smell bad. It just... It literally was imperceptible. He just shit himself in his pants.

That's so fucking gross. And he was like... I'm sorry. That's very good. That's very good. Wow. Wow. That sounds...

Oh, you're having two beers. I think one's for me. I would love to have a beer. I brought one for you. We can turn this into... Just like a... Freelapse episode. Freelapse episode.

Yeah, you got the vaccine and he starts drinking again. Well, this'll be... It's already kind of a diagnosis murder. I was going to say, I was going to make some joke where they showed deteriorates in quality, but after four years, it's really not... At this point, how this usually goes, where are we at? 16 minutes. I usually sort of zone out and then stop and talk about like a thing he does while fingering

or, you know, a type of fingering or... He talks about his sex a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he have a lot of sex? I find it to be disgusting. To be honest with you, I find it to be... He doesn't have a girlfriend? No, I think he's just enjoying, you know, the lifestyle.

Bachelor. Yeah, bachelor lifestyle. Oh shit, he said he was going to... When I met him, he said he was going to Salt Lake. Yeah, he's on tour after he gets back from Greece. They should do a bachelor with stop. That'd be funny. I wanted to be...

I wanted to be a black bachelor. Did they had one already? Yeah, but I feel like I could do it better. Just because my relationship with my father is fucked up. They need to have a Thai lady boy bachelor. There's a bunch of women competing for... Yeah. Like somebody who looks like straight out of a nail salon.

But they got like a fucking... Just a hog. They're in like a little pencil skirt. Well, I mean, yeah, actually... It's like a football. They're just pretending they don't see it. Okay, thank you all for coming to the... You will each get a rose, and one of you will not get a rose.

We're going to go around the room, and you're going to say what you'd rather about Titi. I think that Titi is smart, and she is so capable. And... Titi is just smiling, and the fucking dicks just... There's like a 27-inch dick. Girl, just pulling the pencil skirt down.

See that? See that right there. That right there. I listened to one episode of this fucking show, because I hadn't seen dick in fucking three weeks, and I thought about him doing a fucking impression, and I dropped my keys and trying to get into my apartment. I was like, fuck, where is that fucking piece of shit? Yeah, I was in China.

Fuck you. Getting the vaccine with my soul brothers. That's right. My Chinese friends, they'll get in the shot. You listened to that Jackie Chan album? Yeah, that album's sick. We played like the whole thing on the show. Oh, really?

Yeah. Fuck. Outside of us driving around in your car. That was a good day when we drove around in your car. Driving around China town. This is interesting for people to listen to. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, how this works is we cruise right through.

You don't respect the viewer? Hey, I respect him as much as anybody else. What I hate is having any kind of fucking job or obligation for forever. And I want to hear anything more about you should be grateful, because I'm not going to, and you can take it away from me, and I won't care.

I will continue to be as lazy every single station in life, no matter what. And I will never be grateful. You guys do have the worst fucking fans. I don't know who I'm going to piss off my English right now, but it's like who will be somewhere and somebody starts sucking Adam's dick. And don't get me wrong, I love Adam.

He's been a great friend to me. I love Adam, but like just like fandom is really embarrassing. Yeah, especially being an Adam fan. You know, imagine like, just in your room putting up like a poster of Adam Friedland above your bed, and being like, yeah, I really like Adam. He shit himself this week.

That was his big bid is accidentally shitting himself. I did that. I'm going to shit myself now. Like actually, though, you know that you know, that story you told sorry about him going to the New York Comedy Club. Shit. He probably doesn't.

I mean, to a certain extent, like, you know, it's a joke to kind of shit on Adam, but I do it when I do it when he's here. Also, it's like I don't shit on Adam. I love it. I know I love Adam too, but Adam is very. He's easy. You know, but also like literally like the story about him going to God.

That story was just objectively. I don't think so. Weren't you that it was objectively funny? No, no, no, no. We were at the bar and downstairs. There's like a comedy. What do you call it? What comedy club?

Yeah. I'm not into comedy. Have you ever been there before? I've never been down there. You were a comedy club. Yeah. And it was like midnight on like a Saturday night, and we're hanging out and Adam's kind of guilty me

because I've never seen him do comedy. And I was like, like, I don't know who posed it, but he's like, I could go down there and do a set. And I was like, you should. I will watch it tonight if you bump somebody and go up on stage. And he's like, oh, yeah, dude. So he goes downstairs and he's gone like 45 minutes, like trying to talk the host into letting him into bumping somebody else.

Oh my God. And he's gone for so long. Keep in mind, Adam does not work in your comedy. Oh my God. He's not like a regular comic there. He's like trying to act like Jerry Seinfeld or something. No. So you go with them.

And then he's like, I guess arguing with them being like at the shows called Calm Town. No, no, no, no, no, no. He said they knew. They knew about him. Yeah. Oh, he said they knew about him? That's what he said. He was the only witness with him.

They knew who he was. And then they said, no, you can't bump anybody. Holy shit. How long ago did this happen? It was like a week ago. No, two weeks. I don't know. I was going to say, I was going to say like last week.

Everything feels like a week. He really showed up. He really showed up. He's a very, I mean, he's a very sweet dude, sweetheart angel. But it is so funny when somebody, I mean, I guess this happens a lot when it's like you're most like reliable, like just like trusting friends or just like a fucking corny shit. You're saying that about Adam right now.

So he knows how I'm not. I don't. I've never. I love you. You're not going to listen. He's not going to listen to this shit. Oh, he will. Fuck you.

Well, he's going to find out that you guys are on. He's going to listen. Like like bunker. Listen. Yeah. On vacation. I love you. And it's all love.

That's all. I don't fucking give a shit. I love everybody except for come down. You guys do be making fools of yourselves. That's embarrassing. Well, yeah. Yeah. Speaking of making a fool out of yourself.

Old the new M night. We didn't finish that. Real piece of shit. I saw that a net movie. And that you know what that is. I didn't know what it was until I went. Is it like deaf man that I went with that show. It's the latest cracks movie.

It's the new new cracks movie, which is funny too, because it's going to be it's much like I'm like Claire Denny made that fucking 824 movie. And everyone's like everyone. I was trying to see it, but all the screens are sold out because everybody loves Adam Driver. We've got this. It's a musical with music from sparks. And there's this weird, like people think sparks are still good.

They haven't done anything like worthwhile. Tell us about Annette for hopefully 60 seconds. Hopefully 40 minutes. That would be great. Yeah. Talk us through the plot. Yeah. Let's hear about Annette.

Explain it to me. And then I'll misunderstand it to comedic effect. You got to understand something. When I watch a movie, I'm zoning out like for most of it. Yeah. So if you ever bring up a movie to me, I've seen it. Is that so? Yeah.

I don't remember any of these things. And that goes along. Did you remember liking it? No, it's bored. But yeah, it came around. Is it pretty at least? No. I don't know who shoots his movies now.

Let's go back to old. How about you like that one? Huh? Did you like that one? No, he didn't. 824, what's that stand for? It's just a bunch of a fucking letter and a fucking couple of numbers. Yeah.

What the hell? A 28. They should call it fucking gay 24. Gay 24. Because it doesn't make any sense. It's wrong. It's bad. Come Town fans probably also huge 824 fans.

Well, maybe. 824 makes like everything. Yeah. Half of all movies. Because they killed Harvey Weinstein. Minari, I think was the last thing I saw. I don't know. That was an 824 movie.

I don't know. I've lost track. I haven't fucking been keeping up. Minari, I saw right when the quarantine ended. I didn't like it. What's this? It's Green Night? Is that an 824?

Oh yeah. What's Green Night? The dude from Slumdog Millionaire? I love bringing these things. I'm not showing them. M. Night Shyamalan. M. Night Shyamalan. Yeah.

Yeah. I would love if they did that on Access Hollywood. They're like, oh, the latest. From M. Night Shyamalan. Anyways. How do you say, how do you say? It's about an island with an experimental beach that makes people old. Who's hosting Access Hollywood?

I don't know. I'm thinking of Sandy Kenyon, the guy that reviews movies in the cab. That guy. I just came back from the movies and my dick is hard. You know that guy, right? I have no idea what we're talking about. You're in the cab. The video comes on.

It's Sandy Kenyon and he's seen whatever the latest movie is. And he just tells you like one or two things about it. It's like when I talk about movies. I can't believe that people pay this motherfucker to do that. Anyways, so this is M. Night Shyamalan. I can think of one thing that's just as ridiculous. Yeah, yeah. Kenyon?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Now the movie kind of fucks you up because... You should spoil the ending right now because people say you can't do that. There's literally no way to spoil them. That should start happening more. But with his movie specifically, everyone gets up and...

Don't say the ending. There's no... That's the thing is you can't spoil... This is how shitty the movie is, is that it's like you know exactly what it is the entire time. They get on a mysterious vacation to an island and the beach makes them old and there's someone watching them. Yeah, that's in the trailer, but is there something at the end of the movie? Is there somebody watching them get old? The fucking police find out that they're killing people on the beach.

I guess the thing is that they're doing it to age. They give them experimental medicine. And then they see if the medicine works because time moves faster. I think it's so sad when people care about spoilers. Yeah, it is. They actually care. It's also funny to think about... It's also funny to just like think that these people wrote this movie and you're watching a trailer of something like this ridiculous

and you think you're watching the trailer and you're thinking to yourself, wow, there's probably a really tightly sealed, concise ending to this piece of shit. It should be a movie. It's called Cold and it's a beach, but it makes your pussy cold. And so these guys are going there and they're fucking their wife and they're like, something's wrong. And then it's a bunch of actors on the beach should be like, my wife's pussy was cold also. My wife's pussy was frigid. There's got to be something in the rocks that's making their pussy cold. And then they have frostbitten.

Why is there a camera on top of the hill? Are they watching us with that camera? Is there cameras in old? Yeah, there's a camera and they're like watching them and it's for an experiment. It sounds so bad. I hope people get mad when they listen to this. It's like lost. I didn't watch Lost.

No, I mean, I didn't watch The Island, but it's like that's the... An island where weird stuff happens. But then it's like how everything is like escape room. You ever seen that blue lagoon? Uh-uh. With like Brookfields? Isn't that what that is? Oh, shit.

Is that what it is? Like Hot Young? I don't even know that I can say that. I think she's underage in that movie. A movie called Mold, where it makes your pussy have mold in it. And then the Chinese guy's like, yeah, there's mold in my wife's pussy also. The Chinese guy? Yeah, that sees one of the characters in the movie.

Yeah, they go to the beach. It's like a European couple and they got two kids. This is kind of fucked me up. And I might get in trouble for saying this. Really? Yeah, so there's kids in the movie and they age rather quickly. Right. So there's a scene where their 10-year-old daughter, they look up.

Gets pregnant. And she's just dummy thick. The daughter. She's like hot? But the actress is 21, but she's supposed to be 10. So then you're watching the movie and they have to say... She's acting like a little kid? Well, she's got this like ill-fitting bathing suit on.

And you're like, I'm supposed to not just jack off in the middle of the fucking movie theater. You expect me to not beat off? You're supposed to not Google this actress's age instantly. I'm not supposed to find out. This guy's into young people. A dude sees the actress appear on the screen. He fumbles his phone out of his pocket in the theater. So it's Googling to make sure that she's of age during production.

I was wondering, maybe Stephen, you can edit this for me. But the scene from Cape Fear where the family's in the movie theater, Max Katie is laughing. But yeah, yeah. But just then you edit into that, the movie they're watching is the scene in I Am Sam where Sean Penn's trying to make the drinks at Starbucks. I still haven't seen I Am Sam. Really? I have to watch it.

I was watching the Vinnie Gallo. Everybody who doesn't know, Stephen looks like... Sean Penn. Like Sean Penn. But Gettie Lee kind of Sean Penn. But real quick, we should mention that you want to go to getsuperleaf.com slash come town. Oh man. And use promo code come town and Speciosa is pronounced Speciosa.

And Kratom is pronounced Kray Tom. Do you have any there on you? I do. They have to tell me how to pronounce things in the ad copy because I don't know how to read. I'll do some of that on air if it helps your bottom line. Oh it does, certainly. So the scenario is the riff. Give Stephen some credit.

Yeah, give me some. I will. I gotta find it. It's in the cab. Yeah, we'll work that out in a minute. You can finish your... Yeah. Kratom gives your whole body energy but for some people it's like coffee for your cock or your vagina.

We're gonna do this live on air folks. Yeah. It doesn't say that. If you're tired, it does say that. Really? Literally. It doesn't say coffee for your cock or your... What the fuck?

They send me this stuff and they're like, don't read the copy but this is what we want you to say or whatever. It says cock and vagina. I know because I was doing a bad job just talking about my experience because it made it sound too depressing. Oh man. I was like Kratom is good. It's salty.

If you're alone, if you want to kill yourself, you fucking eat a bunch of Kratom. So they sent you... You want to kill yourself and you watch all of Degrassi the next generation by yourself. They sent you new copies. Who are they kidding? Who are they kidding? That's exactly their fucking audience. It's good for pain relief.

That's true. It's like putting a perk a set in the coffee which I don't know again. I don't know if you're allowed to say that. The withdrawal is great. Medically. You're gonna love the withdrawal folks. Medically it's not but that's the kind of feeling. It's a little like a baby speedball.

Like a speedball you'd give to your newborn. Do it every day for a couple of weeks and just stop. I don't know what's in these fucking vaccines and you're taking those. So you might as well take Kratom. I can't promise it'll stop COVID. This guy flew to China. I flew to China to get the Sinovac. Sinoform vaccine.

I told you. I did. I flew on Chinese airline. The planes all crashing into each other in the sky. Yeah okay. I fly. You go. You fly in front.

Now I go. This is a Chinese airline. The only airline with the planes that have fucking horns. If you're jerking off and developing a wrist injury, then you need a little extra push to get to come town. Super specialist Kratom. Hang on. Yeah okay.

Yeah now I go. You go now then my turn. Come easy and hard with Kratom. Kratom is the secret supplement that influencers don't want you to know about. Why they're ordering and hoarding it for themselves. It's a great pre-workout supplement. I'll cosign on that. That is nice.

Do a little Kratom and lift weights. You've done that? Yeah cause it's like my fucking joints hurt constantly. It's good for pain relief. Can I come here and work out? Yeah if you want. Fuck it. I like it in here.

This is the first time we've ever bothered coming over and paying Nick a visit. That's cause here's the thing. If when a bitch comes over here, I make them put a paper towel down. I make them put a paper towel down. That way their pheromones don't get on my shit. Gesturing on the couch with a cat. Next to his cat with no name. What a bitch.

You're finding somebody to come sit down next to. What a bitch? I don't let her get her pheromones on my shit. So it doesn't ruin the energy. The vibe in here. The feng shui. Kratom comes in a tee. I actually have a question with the feng shui in here. The plants you got here.

It's eucalyptus. Eucalyptus. When did you add those? You went to a store. I don't know. You bought them. You make it sound like you live in a fucking dungeon. It's eucalyptus in the last pot.

It's very nice in here. It is nice. It's very nice. It's a nice dungeon. For guys. It's a nice place for guys. It's very nice in here. It's very cozy in here.

Women come over. It's good. They got to be in the kennel. I got a special kennel. I got a home. I think you describe also sleeping on the couch too. The couch is very good. It's actually kind of shitty to sleep on.

Really? I'll tell you what. What makes it better is doing kratom all night. And rewatching thief. Super special justice kratom. I ate a bunch of this kratom. Nobody's doubting what you're about to say. I ate a bunch of this kratom and I watched fucking the assassin.

Michael Mann movies. The assassination of Jesse James by the faggot Robert Ford. Probably three or four times. I might watch that again this week. I've never seen it. I saw it when it came out and it did nothing for me. And then rewatching it again this year. It might be one.

Thief? No, no. The assassination of Jesse James. Fuck that movie. You don't like it? Overrated fucking movie. I see. I think it's underrated.

You don't like it? When was the last time you saw it? And here I am. I've seen it several times. Yeah. And it's like, it's one of those things where people are like, oh, it's one of those movies where everyone's like, you gotta, you gotta watch it.

It's a magic. Do people say that? So many people. There's like, there's like literally a sect of people who are like so deeply, like ride for that movie. But this might be like a fucking camera guy bullshit thing. Yeah. Because it's, I don't care about the fucking cinematography in particular.

And like all aspects of it. It's just, it's one of those movies that I'm just like, I don't fucking give a shit. Yeah. I don't give a shit. Every batch of super speciality has a QR code to scan and view the exact lab certificates. That's pretty cool. Imagine if you could do that with people.

With people. You hold your camera up and it's like 96%, you know. Only a matter of time. You know, 28%. Only a matter of time. You would have a field day with that. I would love that dude. Yeah.

Or to have like a robotic eye. Well that's what we're fucking... Then we can switch to my vision and it's like scanning. Yeah. 75%. The zoom thing. Yeah. 28%.

South East Asia. Isn't that what a fucking dating apps do you though? Yeah. Terminator, but he's racist this time. Yeah. They build a race of machines to go back in time. He's just killing black. And kill all the Jews.

And then there's like... And then there's like some guys are like... One guy's like, maybe we should just vaporize him. But he still checks all their pics. They're robots. See if they're Jewish or not. They're robots are from the future. Maybe they're on to something.

Maybe we'll let this isn't Nazis. It's clean up. It's robots from the future. It's clean up. Maybe they have a better idea. If you're not completely satisfied, super speciosa will give you your money back. So you go to super... Really?

You go to... They want you to come again with unlimited use of their 20% off promo code. Promo code COMTOWN. Go to getsuperleaf.com slash COMTOWN for 20% off your entire order. So you can just buy it and then just get a refund? Yeah. Basically. That's how almost anything works.

I used to do that a lot as a teenager. I would just fucking complain to the customer service department to get free. I mean, that's like the whole hustle of being broke. Yeah. You can do that with Amazon pretty easily. You can do it with Amazon pretty easily. I did that last week. Everybody's doing it.

Yeah. Everyone's just... But I don't even shop at Amazon. I used to be able to call... I don't even support Amazon. ConAgra and get free. I remember distinctly not working one time when I was a teenager because I tried to call UTS, I think.

And I guess they're at the time... I don't know if it's different now, but they're like corporate headquarters. There's only like six people working there. And I was like, yeah, I cut my hand. Trying to get... UTS? I want a barrel of pretzels. That's what I'm thinking, yeah.

I have a bag of UTS chips because I was like... I cut my hand opening the pretzel barrel and this is... I'm bleeding pretty bad here and they were like, okay. And I was like, well, is there like a customer service department? Or a customer relations department? They're like, hold on. And then I got transferred to somebody else and they were like, yeah, this is Pam. I'm like, well, yeah, I cut my hand opening the pretzels and she was like...

So what the fuck am I supposed to do? I'm like, can I have free pretzels? Geez, you want more? More the thing that hurts you. I'll be careful this time. They were like, no. Oh, no. And I was like, okay.

Because usually it works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many different companies did you go through? No, of course not. And then finally doing it to UTS. Like this guy... I mean, an actuality probably no more than like five. That's why I never would guess UTS.

If you call up like Orville Redenbacher or tell them that the popcorn bag caught on fire in the microwave. You get free microwave popcorn. Okay. This is the kind of stuff. This is how Elon Musk got the word. If you want to be... This is a ballers and deal makers podcast. I wonder what percentage of the listeners of the show believe you or it's going to be.

It is sure you can. That one I know for a fact. Call up. Call up. It is true. This is how Elon Musk got started. That's true. If you want to call up Amazon and say, I want to speak to Elon Musk.

And don't take no for an answer. If they tell you that that's a different company, you say suck my dick. I'm going to fucking kill you. And that is a real threat. That is a real interstate. You say suck my dick. I'm going to go to one of your factories. You can call the FBI.

They fucking know me. I work undercover. Have you ever heard of 9-11? That was my team. The SEAL team 9-11. Do you have any advice on trying to get free wifi or build? Have free wifi in the city. Okay fine.

I've heard that. But if you want to try to... Any idea how to get free wifi? Yes, they have that. I've heard about that. They have free wifi in the city. Lay in them. I can't remember the name of it.

They get everything for free. I guess I'd forgotten about that one. Lay is somehow living like a fake... How do you scam like your utility bill at Con Edison? I have no idea. Alright, just joking. I don't want to finish it out. Lay is living a fake.

Lay seems to be the type of person who has figured out how to just kind of get everything in her life for like reasonable to little amount of work as possible. Which I really admire. Like Donald Trump. There was supposed to be criticism of him. People would be like, he's not a billionaire. He has no money at all. And it's like, well then he is a good deal.

If he's somehow the president and there's a million buildings with his name on it. And he doesn't have any money? Yeah. How do I do that? That sounds like literally a working class hero. Yeah. How do I become that guy? I want to be just as broke as I am now.

They're like, oh these poor people have several buildings. Even though he's $80 million in debt. Yeah. I'll be $80 million in debt. No problem. Gaming the system. If I get to live like Donald Trump. Cuomo's out.

Very funny. Jeff Pearsley. Very funny. Did you see that they had like a party in Union Square last night but it was all just like celebrating. Celebrating. Celebrating. I saw this today.

They were doing like a vaccine mandate thing at City Hall and they went there and interviewed people and it's all just Tim Dillon in a wig over and over again. It's all just fucking like, we had our firefighters who died in 9-11 and now you're saying that their family's got to take a vaccine. Get the fuck out of here. What does that even mean? A lady actually said, that's what they're talking about. She goes, and now they want, I got two words, this lady says.

She goes, I got two words for Bill de Blasio. Go screw yourself. Everything. She has to stop herself from saying go fuck yourself to the news. Go screw. Also that it's two words. The only numbers that people from Staten Island know are 9-11. There's only two numbers that can count.

Have you ever spent time on Staten Island? Yeah. I quite like it. I used to go to Staten Island Yankees games. Oh, nice. It's really nice over there. I'm like, I'd probably be all crazy and fucked up and protected over there if I live over there too.

If you like Staten Island? Yeah. The hills are nice. I like that stupid mall. Weird cultural output from Staten Island. Very weird. Rutan clan, Pete Davidson. That's where it ends, right?

That's the list. You're hanging out at Snorlax. Inconvenient jokesters. What the fuck is the name? Impractical jokesters. That's it. Right. Inconvenient truthers.

I have Alzheimer's now. That's how I'm trying to get at that guy. That's how I feel. I don't remember anything. Yeah, but it's beyond not remembering. I'm like, what's that place called? Sometimes you both do this to think of me. It's called O Daniels?

I'm thinking of McDonald's. As a young person. I have no memory. Sometimes you guys will look at me and I'll be looking at you guys in the eyes. And I'm like, are you still here? Nothing's going on out there. I'm like, you guys are dead. You guys are dying.

Really like six years older than you. Yeah, actually. I'm a lot older than you. And it'll happen fucking overnight. If you continue down the path that I've shown you. Oh shit. By the way, do you have any like booze in the house? You only have protein powders.

No booze in the house. Just eggs and spinach. I didn't know if you kept some for all the guests you have, even though you don't drink. I thought about doing that. I thought about getting a little liquor shelf. You know what I was kind of thinking about? Throwing out this TV, getting a little console television retrofitting it.

And having like just a console television. That would be, I'm, I fully support that idea. And then in the cabinet, you build a bar. I fully support that idea. I like what you're doing. You can get drunk out of it. I fully support that idea. I'm not even fucking around.

If you do that shit, I will fucking be over here. Fucking, that's so fun. That's so fucking fun. I love that shit. That does us no good right now though. There's someone like a hose system that hangs on it from the ceiling. With like, sprite remix in it. It goes in every room.

And you can pull it down and just... You get a little... And it's on one of those like, it's on one of those like swivels so you can kind of like pass it around. Yeah. I mean, nobody at home sees what's going on right here. There's really cute. What, me petting the cat?

Yeah. The cat with no name. It's like cuddled up in your lab. Very good cat. Very good cat. She loves you. She loves you. She's very good.

Well, she has no choice. Nick, she loves me. I'll kill her otherwise. I'm the only one that knows how to work the food. She's really sweet. It's adorable what I'm seeing. Yeah, it's really nice. I've heard you talk about this cat in passing.

Wow. Pig, the new... That shit sucked. Oh, did it? It's fucking sucked. Damn. I thought you were doing another vagina joke about old. What's good to see you?

I don't know what Pig's about, but the obvious one to go with Pig... It's fucking Portland people. What is it? What's a movie? It's like fucking Portland. Like Portlandia? It's just... No, whatever fucking people in Portland are listening to this, like fuck you.

It's just like fucking... It's like foodie shit. I want to do a movie like Stillwater, but it's about like a conservative father that has to go undercover in Antifa to get his son's penis back. It's like hardcore. Wait, what happened to his penis? But it's like, well, son's like, I'm getting my penis cut off to show the cops who's boss. I'm going to say George Floyd by getting my penis cut off, and George C. Scott's the

dad. It's hardcore. Stillwater. He's like, yeah, I'm a fucking Antifa guy. I'm Antifa. I'm Antifa. You cutting dicks off around here? Let me ask you something.

You know where they keep the dicks after they cut them off? I'm looking for one. Looks kind of like this. Looks like this, but younger. Imagine a younger version of this dick. This is what I'm looking for. Have you seen it? It's my daughter's penis.

I'm trying to get it back. It's my daughter's penis. This is the end of the movie. I got your dick. I'm taking you back to Wisconsin. I don't want to go back to Wisconsin. I'm staying here in Chas, where I'm a general ECMO in the Autonomous Army of Portland. Are they still doing that?

Chas? Chas. I don't know. It's not happening anymore. There's probably like six angry dudes somewhere saying, we got to keep Chas alive. Yeah, that still was one of the funniest things that happened. Of course. They started because I'd have said it before.

Remember the week that people started protesting last year? Yeah. I remember when that happened. We were fucking at Steve's, me, Steve, and Hunter, bonding over like break-up depression. That's never happened to me. Playing a game called Truth or Consequences. This has never happened to me. In his living room and like crying.

Truth or Consequences. Never happened to me. What is that? It's like Truth or Dare, but you ask the question, whether you tell the truth or there will be consequences. That was not me. And we're playing this game where we're getting fucked up, obliterated crying. Hunter's like looking at us like, what are you going to do?

That sounds like a really fun night. Oh, it was fantastic. It was fucking incredible. Couple guys hanging out crying. It was incredible. Playing our own special, our own game that we made up. Playing our own card game that we made up. And we're crying.

And the average age at this hang is 41 years old. We wake up the next morning. We wake up the next morning and through a series of texts of the fucking protest. And I was like, damn, no. Yeah. I think when I truly dropped out of society was when the pandemic started and I was biking around and I went through the affluent area of Williamsburg, which is like by the water, where it's all just like Germans, like rich German children and like rich Spanish people.

And they're all clapping at five o'clock for the essential workers. And I was like, this fucking sucks. Just like somebody was blasting New York, New York out their window. And God. Yeah. Really just nauseating. Actually, yeah. Oh, they have to clap.

Fuck the workers. No, that was like New York. When I say this, though, it's like, it's like, oh, like I loved quarantine. Oh, it's like those aspects of the protesting. I fucking hate it. I hated every single person. Every like NYU fucking kid. I know.

Being like, oh yeah, black lives matter. I'm like, you don't fucking give a shit. Black lives matter. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you were bullying that black girl at the party the other day who like looked at you the wrong way or some shit. How dare you.

Fuck it. And then like with clapping, yeah, the five or what is it? Yeah. Five o'clock, three o'clock. Five, seven essential workers for class. It wasn't happening in bed style. Yeah. No, but you could hear it.

You could hear it. Yeah. There was one street that had it going on. And they did it for like another two years. They did it for like another five years. They're still doing it. I'm going to move to Staten Island. I'm going to get up at 3 a.m. to clap for the garbage man.

He died the wheel fucking here. The only ones left. It's so funny how like culturally, that's so important. He's being a garbage man. Those are like prized jobs. My drug dealer was a garbage man. Really? Oh shit.

Was and now he's drug doing it. He's no longer with us. Oh, RIP. Yeah. Because the department of sanitation has their own cops too. Yeah. And there's nothing. Really?

Yeah. And there's a lot of sanitation cops. And those guys mean business. This is adorable. The cat. The cat's still there. She wants to be on the podcast. Me.

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Me. Me. Me. Look, I'm all for freedom of speech, but Joe Rogan should be sodomized in prison for those things that he said, and he shouldn't be allowed to say that. Canceling doesn't exist.

But I am lying about what Joe Rogan said, drawing attention to it in the hopes that he'll lose his job. But if that happens, it's not, there's no one-to-one relationship between what I did and what happened. Another show I've never listened to. You know, I dated a girl that would put it on all the time,

because I don't listen to any podcasts, but it would just be on while we're going to sleep. And that's what you listen to. What you want to do is date a girl that you put it in, Nick. Yeah, that's true. I've never done that. They keep tricking me, these women. They make me date them.

Put the Joe Rogan show on me. They tell me they're all waiting for marriage. And then I come to find out that they've fucked everyone that I know. And every time they get me with that trick. I hate when you're seeing a girl and you find out that she's not a virgin. It makes me want to kill them, honestly.

Yeah, that's the worst shade in the world. It makes me want to take a little ball peen hammer and just while they're sleeping, just cave in the front of their skull. After they tell you, you play it cool. Yeah. And then they go to sleep. Oh yeah, I don't care about that at all.

I'm one of these new type of guys. After you throw your doily away that you put on the couch to sit on. And Tifa guys, so I don't really care about that kind of stuff. I don't even have a penis. Hello hardware store. I'd like you to deliver a hammer to my house, please. I'm a general contractor.

Understood. My name's Richard. Understood, Richard. And I'm paying cash, untraceable cash for the hammer that I need to do construction with. In the middle of the night. Yeah. And that's how you get away with murder.

This seems like a good episode. This seems like a good episode. To be honest with you, this is about average. This is just about how the show goes. I can't believe. I can't believe this is how you guys make money. Yeah. This is fucking fucked up.

Why? Just because I see. Do you know how much I work for the money I make? You know what to be fair, to be fair. It's not even like, it's not even. Again, again, again, again, again, I'm not shitting on it. I'm not shitting on it.

200 years ago, you could just, you would like, you would just have a fucking giant farm. You had slaves that did everything. And you didn't have to do shit. Except, you know, try to. Which is all so crazy and cool. It's cool. And crazy.

Which is why I say, I hang out with Adam. I see him more than you. Yeah. And I'm like, we're walking around doing anything. And I'm like, bitching to him about some shit going on in my life. And he's like, oh, there'll be a day out of the week where he's like, yeah, I can't meet up today.

I got to work. Does he call it that? He calls it working? I don't, yeah. Yes, yes. And I'm just like, OK. Do my job. And I think about this.

And I think about, and I went to go see you guys show or whatever. And I was like, oh, that was nice. That was nice to see you guys do what you do or whatever. Not you, because you were in fucking China apparently. Yeah, I was in China. And honestly, shout out to Chen Weihua, who said it all up. And here, we're, I'm like, I'm like doing this right now.

And it pissed me off. And now I have to kick out of this. I got to be honest, like, doing this. I'm terrible at this. And I haven't newfound respect for you guys. I think it is actual work. No, it's not work. This is to be good at it, I think, is actual work.

To be good at it? Yeah, Tom. The thing that's nice about broadcasting is you're really, you can have like a fucking dog shit band of average. We can do a million bad episodes. And then once every once in a while, there's one that is at least an hour long. And then that's where the proof's on.

How long are we at right now? We're almost done. We're almost done here. Guys, if you really, to make it, if you're saying, what the fuck is this? We're Stavi, baby. Oh, you're talking to the audience. If they're saying, if they're, if they're,

where's, you can go to patreon.com. They're like twitching right now and like. Slash. They can pay for it. They can pay for all. Spatial.com. Not only it's $5 a month, there's a backlog of three years of this bullshit.

Oh my god. And you get an extra episode every weekend. You can also go to come.town and buy a shirt to have delivered to your mom's house. Where do you ship those out of? Do you have the stock here? The shop is in Albany. So they print everything.

I used to do it myself. Too many fans. No, I was just, I mean, it was brutal. I was like, I would release something and I had to do like a limited order. But I would order like 1,500 shirts. And I mean, I guess it's good. It's a stupid thing to complain about.

But I put them up for sale and they'd sell out immediately. And then I would have to literally waking up at like 5 AM and then printing out like packing and shipping. So that's the work until, well, when I did it. And then that's like the work of it all. Yeah. And then it would be like bell to bell every day for like two weeks straight, which is fine,

because you make money. And then if you own, if you don't have a boss, it doesn't really feel like work. Sure. Yeah. It's just the most adorable thing to catch. I've been sucking it off right now. Anything, I feel like I'm working.

I think right now, I think right now, my life is like cool, because I think I like what I do genuinely. But work is terrible. Work is terrible. I mean, as much as I have been cheating on your fans, that is sick that you can post a fucking t-shirt. What do you have against them? Nothing.

They just think they receive it. Or anything against anybody. You know, it's funny, I say that, and I really have no idea. I just assume there is only one guy that we ever really spent any time with. And he was like a really, like, genuinely a very cool person. And they died of fucking cancer. So I'm assuming that that was the only one.

And then the rest of them. And it should have been the rest of them that got cancer. Is that funny or are we crying? I know one fan of yours. He's a great guy. Who? A friend of mine. Who?

Is it Mark Hamill? He's a doctor. He's a doctor. Dan, if you're listening. Oh, Dan. How you doing? How you doing? Dan's Doctor Dan.

Doctor fucking Dan. Did you mean Dan? Breast implants. He's a breast implant. Yeah. He's fucking sick. Yeah, he's great. We like him.

He's funny. It's weird that that's all you do. If you're a tittie. Because it seems like something that regular doctors would do on the side just to pay off their like. On the side. On the to pay off like the medical school. The doctor works.

The doctor just got to side doctor hustles. I would do that shit. If I was a doctor, I'd be doing like. If you knew how the general shit worked, you'd just go and be like, yeah, I'll do a surgery. You'd go on on your day off to a boob surgery. You know what was crazy? I would.

Asian women used to get eyelid surgery back in like the late 80s, early 90s. You remember that? I wasn't. What did you say? That was the thing is I remember that as a kid, I would hear about it. People getting eyelids.

I never saw anyone actually. What happens to your eye? Well, they make that they give them like white people. So that they can be on the news. Yeah. I miss them. They can be on the news. Are there like prominent news broadcasters?

You got that surgery? Well, I'm trying to look it up now. Because there's got to be like like like a dateline host who had that surgery or some shit. Well, I'm going to get now. But I feel like culture is finally coming the other way. Because I've often said you're going to get Asian eyes. Yeah, I would never I would never trade any race.

But now Korean, maybe I want to be ethnically Korean Chinese nationality. Why is that? Well, first of all, everything with the West's loss is going over the East. China is going to be the superpower. Look at what the West. Culturally within Asia, Korea is number one.

So you go Korean ethnicity, be a Han nationality, be a Han nationalism sympathetic Korean communist in China. And that's as they say, there's the ticket. You don't have to laugh. That's the sweet side. I found it. Here we go. You don't have to laugh.

Yes, yes, yeah, hell yeah. I knew that shit. Yeah, and you see what I mean? I always knew. You see what I mean when I say so you can be on the news. That's why I'll do this. It's wild because it's why her face before looks dramatically different.

Yeah, better in 2007. Tyra Banks invited lit. Oh, I just suddenly remembered the Tyra Banks show. I wish I could. I wish they were wild motherfuckers. Her show is hilarious. Her show is crazy like crazier than she's because Tyra Banks is she's like a sociopath.

She's a fucking horrific. You watch fucking you watch America's Next Top Model. I watched the first season crazy show. But I got out of reality. After Jersey Shore, I was like, I can't do this anymore. You ever watched Keeping Up with the Kardashians? No, never. So fun.

Never saw it. Banks accused it. Banks invited Liz, a Chinese-American woman on our show, to talk about her double eyelid surgery. Banks accused her guest of ethnic tweaking to make herself look wide-eyed and Caucasian. Wait. Despite Liz's.

They call us higher-end? They call us wide-eyed. Despite Liz's. Wait, do black people have small eyes? From drooping. Then there is the infamous story of Julie Chan in the 90s. The Chinese-American television personality who underwent double eyelid surgery after Boston,

she'd never make it as a top news anchor because her eyes made her look too disinterested. Holy shit. And because she was Chinese. I was disinterested as shit. Because her eyes made her look too disinterested. And because she's Chinese. I don't think that he's a human woman.

That should have been a part of the movie broadcast news. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray. Just Albert Brooks. But maybe you could make your eyes less Chinese. That's actually. That's actually. No, I'm just saying. Maybe help your look up a little bit.

Great plot line for that. Lots of people have different kind of eyes. You have one Jewish impression. That's Albert Brooks. That's what he sounds like. But I think you have beautiful eyes. They could just be beautiful-er. Asian people don't look disinterested, though.

Yeah, they don't. Then in fact, they look particularly interested. Suspicious. Suspicious. Suspiciously. Suspicious. Well, boys, it's been a real one. You don't want to keep going.

I feel like we're just getting into the groove. That's what you guys say at the end. You have to say. Yeah, we're just kidding. I just need to piss. I have to piss, too. That's why the show ends. I tell you, every week, we could do the show for six hours.

But I've got to piss. Sov has to eat. I want to hold. But I want to do the longest show. Adam has to record for the longest show. Adam has to get ready for the work next week. He's preparing himself for his. Whatever.

You're the boss, man. You're the boss, man. I'm going to thank you guys. We'll be back with regularly free recorded episodes from a month and a half ago next week. And then the show will resume its normal sexual programming, sexualized programming on September, whatever the first week in fucking September.

It's been an absolute pleasure. Thanks for having us. Thanks for doing it, guys. And then we'll let's all go smoke cigarettes. Welcome back from China. Adios.