The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 281 – wonduh bred

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

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We good? We going? Have a record on this and it looks like we're running out of time. Record? It looks like we're running out of time. Go ahead and Pwn to Replay. Welcome to Codetown. This fuckin' dick. We're here with Bo and Yang.

And learn to suck again. Bo and Yang are the, uh, who just recently left SNL. I didn't know that. Last night. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I did. I left to, uh, open, uh, I'm opening a KB Toys. That'd be fuckin' that's a bad, that's a bad career move, but that would be sick because

I miss KB Toys. I spent all my, I spent all my. I think Mitt Romney put them out of business. I spent all my- He did. Corporate arbitrage. Yeah. That fuckin' p-

What do you work for? Brain Capital? Adam learned the word arbitrage. He has said it a bunch of times. My new word. He did say, he said it four times when we were having lunch. And he was like, dude, did you hear about this kid who went YOLO with crypto arbitrage?

Oh, yeah. The U-Billionaire. Yeah. What was the point of you telling us that story? We're supposed to think this- Well, that's what we're supposed to be doing. No. We're supposed to quit the show and go full crypto.

Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm trying to recruit you. That's not me, dude. I'm, I've stated it a hundred percent times. I, I'm Greek. I'm going to buy a house. I'm going to be a landlord and I'm going to run a restaurant. You are the financial guy, although Nick is the online guy.

I'm not the financial guy. I suck at money. I'm retired from online, but that's, I'm just talking about the ways we're going to, we're going to use our money after the show. Traditional, you know, banking and you, internet stuff and me, landlord, restaurant. Wait. Can I, can I share a, share a little tidbit to, can I, can the- And by the way, Greek people are allowed to be landed.

Can I share a little fact that I learned the other day? I mean, we do have Boen Yang here. Okay. This is as- Okay. Go ahead. First of all, thanks for having me. Okay.

Be toys. Okay. Great. Thanks for having me. I found out- Oh, you're Boen Yang? I'm Boen Yang. Thanks for having me.

And I found out recently that there's a correlation, correlation between, I forget the actual technical term. My friend was telling me this the other night. Between the- Are you Adam or Boen Yang? I'm Boen Yang. Okay. You sound exactly the same.

Distance between, I'm doing the character, Boen Yang. Go ahead. Between the distance between the base of the balls and the anus. It's like- Are you sure this isn't just Adam? This is weekend update. No? Okay.

We're doing- Okay. Listen. There's a correlation- This sounds like something Adam would know. And the distance, there is a correlation between the distance- I don't want to pet you, right? Between the base of the balls and the anus that correlates with homo or heterosexuality-

Is that real? Yes. And the smaller the distance, the higher correlation there is with homo-sexuality. If your balls are close to your ass, and you're gay, and on average, the distance is shrinking. What? And a lot of people attribute it to the existence of microplastics. So do you think- I know this is pseudo science, and I know that as Boen Yang, this is something that

I overheard someone else say. Why do you have to be Boen Yang to know this? But I did take- Well, I thought we were having Boen Yang on the show. Okay. Guys, I was lying. You think he's related to that Andrew Yang guy? I don't think so.

Well, hold on here, because I noticed they both got the same last name. And on top of that, they're both gay Chinese guys. I don't believe Boen is Chinese. Well, I guess that puts that to bed. And I don't believe Andrew Yang. And Andrew is bi. Yeah, I think he's bi. Is he?

Or I think he's- He's pan. He's sapio? He's sapio, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He only folks if you're going forward. Yeah. He's only attracted to radical centrists. Yeah.

Anyway, I know this is pseudo-science. I want to have sex with the trolley from the trolley problem. I want to redirect- I want to put your cock on the rails. There's a lever that directs the trolley into my ass. That's awesome. I think that's just called bit straight. And it says, how come nobody's ever thought of this?

Yeah, the third rail. The third rail. That goes into my ass. The third rail of politics. That would be you saving the world. You save both people, both tracks, by putting the trolley in your ass. Anyone ever do the trolley running over all the people and killing them and then pulling into Mr. Rogers' house?

And he's like, well, hey, Mr. Trolley. Yeah. We've got blood all over the trolley. He's like, I don't want to talk about it. He's like, I had a hard fucking day, Mr. Rogers. I always have to fucking talk to me. You can bring that blood by me. I already have the HIV antibodies.

Seriously? That's true. He had HIV once. Mr. Rogers. So he can't catch it. Yeah, he doesn't need the HIV vaccine. He doesn't need the vaccine. I'm going to be the gay guy that's taking ivermectin to prevent HIV.

He's throwing out all my prep and barebacking. I've got ivermectin. Anyway, so why don't we have more gay conspiracy theorists? They do. It's impossible. There's no way that you would ever be able to hear from them. Why? Because it doesn't fit into people's brains.

Because everyone's got these little peg-hole brains. Not me. I'm open to everything. Well, the gay one does. Same reason you don't hear about the anti-vax BLM protests. We hear about it. Well, I hear about it, and I tell you about it against your wishes. Well, that's because you're part of it.

I love information. You said I already told you my wishes. Chocolate. Yeah. Wish number two. Chocolate River. Decadence. That is true.

Just absolute decadence. I want silk that perhaps is made out of strawberries. Yes. A team of regular silk. A team of oompa-loompas assisting you in your acquisition of chocolate. But they have fat tits. I want fat titted oompa-loompas. Green hair, red faces.

Fat tits. I would fuck a fat titted oompa-loompas. It would be great if Apple has that question. Tim Cook dies, and then they get, they have Tim Cookie like a fat CEO. It's like the new iPhone is made out of chocolate. It costs $15,000. All the nerds are lining up for the new one. The benefit is you can slowly eat it.

So by the time the new iPhone comes out, you've already run out and you need a new rethinking the term candy bar phone. How do they get away with this iPhone 13? It looks exactly like the 12. Yeah. I mean, that's been the deal for the last fucking. Yeah. What are you talking about?

They're all exactly the same. The 11 looks different from the 12. Not really, bro. The 11 is like curved at least. Not really. 12 is squared. Stop, stop. Literally, Apple has been shipped for like almost a decade now.

Yeah. If it was not for iMessage, I would have gotten a fucking. That's literally the only thing that's locked everybody in is iMessage. Every other piece of shit, every other product they have is fucking garbage. Yeah. Yeah. I've been a Mac guy since I was fucking in high school. The next computer I get will be a PC.

I thought you have a PC. But I mean my next laptop. I have a PC. Yeah, my desktop's a PC. All my Zoom podcasting happens on a fucking PC, you know what I'm saying? Personal computer. Oh yeah. A penis old computer.

Ooh. How about that? No, that sucks. I hate that dude. That's me. Don't bully your cat, dude. Stop bullying your cat. He's putting his finger in a cat's ear.

That's gross. He also feels bad. She likes it. Look. She is actually snuggling up to him more. But she's a fucking, she, because you're doming her. She's warning. Desperate for love.

It's called sunning. And young fucking everywhere are doing it. Sunning each other? Yeah. They're calling it sunning and young fucking are doing it to each other. Jamming up the education system. I was fitting to do my homework and then some fucking came by and some of me and now I can't do my homework.

What did he say to you? He called me a bitch. Classic. Educators are wondering what they can do to refocus young fucking and get them back on channel. Okay, Charlotte, we really can't have you saying that. You can't be writing your own copy on the news. Just broadcast news.

Just read the teleprompter. Fucking Albert Brooks is like, I really think this story could go somewhere. I really want to produce this segment. That movie. Sally Fields is like, will this make a man love me? I haven't seen it. That movie is like one of those first half great second half boring type of movie. Kind of like your dick.

It's actually, it's a bad movie. A lot of James L. Brooks movies are first half pretty good. James L. Brooks. The guy that made that movie. James L. Brooks, that you know from The Simpsons. Oh, really? Also the director and writer of broadcast news. Wait, broadcasting news, is that the one where the guy's head explodes?

No. What? Isn't there a movie about news? You're thinking of Scanners. No, I'm not. You're thinking of the movie Scanners. Scanners. And there's nothing to do with the news.

Young David Cronin. No, no, no. Isn't there a movie where some guys like, I'm not going to take it anymore? That his head doesn't explode. That's network. Combine network and Scanners. That's not from the movie. I'm mad as hell.

I know the guy's head exploded in that movie. You're literally thinking of Scanners. Okay. I was going to watch Scanners recently, but I didn't. It's called scanning. And young f***ing everywhere are getting into it. Their heads are exploding. Young Canadian f***ing are getting into scanning each other in Toronto.

I didn't know that. You're doing a... Channel 7, Hard R News. Just read the teleprompter. Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.

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lips. It just goes catatonic and drooling. And it's like 20 minutes and people are like, stop. Are you okay? You're like, Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I just do my act. But breakfast is what was I saying? And then Madison. I'll be in Madison, Wisconsin from the 21st to the 23rd. Dude, you know what you should do is halfway through Detroit and Columbus halfway through your set, start plugging your dates and other cities on stage. No, I like, I like doing stand up. Yeah. And then Detroit and Columbus and then New Orleans. And then also I'll be doing an hour here in New York City as part of the New York Comedy Festival at Gotham on November 10th. And I tell you, if you want t shirts for the holiday season,

you want gifts, you got to order them now because I'm fed up with the print shop and I'm going to switch to another print shop. And so the store will obviously have to be down for a while. And you know, you want to get the orders in now. Get those in. Somebody owns a print shop emailed me and I will email them back. And it's sort of first come first serve for a business that does about $400,000 a year in gross revenue. So there's money here that Nick's making too much money. Buy your t shirts at stave.biz last shop. It's evidence that the t shirts are better. I wouldn't say that. I think you know, we've we all want to support equally. I know this is a socialist podcast union shirts as is this as ours are

mine. No, they're not. Yeah. How do you know that? Because I asked who I emailed. I emailed the check. What check I emailed the email. I emailed. I talked to the guy the fucking I talked to the guys over there at the place. Where is it? Where's the I dialed I called them up. And I asked what's his name. I fucking spoke to him. I don't think you did pal. You're asking me. I don't think you did chief. You're over here asking questions like I'm some kind of like, you know, like this is fucking 20 questions. That's true. I am doing that. Look, the important thing is Phoenix this weekend, Madison next weekend, Pantheon today, fucking Detroit, Columbus, New Orleans, Tampa, Boston. It's all happening folks. And I don't want

to give anything away. We might be adding a little LA date in December. So keep your little fucking keep your little fucking ears open for that motherfucker. But yeah, stabby dot biz slash tour, stabby dot biz slash, I don't know, merch or shop or some shit. To help, you know, buy my mother a nice Christmas gift. Actually, if you know what a good mixer is, I'm gonna buy my my couch and I'm gonna buy her as new stand mixer. If anybody has got a nice gift for your mom, it's the standard. It's like the fight. The kitchen. Yeah. Yeah, it's the best. Oh, okay. Yeah, I want to get her the best one. Get that one. Get it with the pasta attached. Well, that's what I was going to say. If you I don't know if you have

a Costco membership, I do then get it. Yeah, get it there. Really? Yeah. I want the Cadillac. Nothing's too good for my mama. Well, the bait that the unit itself is like the same pretty much. I think they only have like two sizes. But when you get it at Costco, you get like the bundle attachments. I fucked up by buying the Vitamix, buying any kind of vacuum. That's the shit you always want to buy. If you're going to get like one of the nice ones, that's the shit you always want to buy. Anything goes wrong. Take a pack. Not only that, but it comes with all the shit comes with it. So it's always a bundle pack. And I will also say for the record, I already got a very nice gift for your mother. What did you get her?

Oh, I'm in the market for a new mother. I got her the Jewish son. She's always dreaming of look, my mom is more than happy. You want to ever come over, eat a pastry, tell somebody your problems. My mom will absolutely no joke. I know the starters a bit. You're all you're always welcome to come get a big hug from little V. We went out for lunch with George one day. Maybe Nick was there too. Nick Halkius was there too. Yes. But I think I went in for the hug after lunch and I got to tell you incredible. It felt really nice. She's one of the best huggers of all time. She's a pair of tits. They're nice mom titties. Your mom has a very nurturing pair of breasts. They weaned me, bro. You know, there's some

big fat ones, dude. If they survived breastfeeding me. Venetia, if you're listening, I would love to hug you. Dude, you're always welcome to get a hug. Venetia to suck my day. No, you need to watch your. Venetia. That doesn't even make sense. Teens are saying it. No one is saying what kind of teens you ask young. No, they're not all over Chicago school district Chicago. They know my mom in Chicago. They know her and they know her well. Yeah, you're welcome anytime, Adam. So her gift is a kind of more of a gift for myself. Yeah, it's just for man. It's just for a man. Picture you having sex with guys. I'll take your silence as a yes. Oh, you're asking me. No. Okay. I love you. I love you too, Jack. That's my

answer. Thanks, man. You know, I love that he's like he's like a Hong Kong, Beijing agitator now. He's pro Hong Kong. He's pro Beijing. What? But he's from Hong Kong. I know, but he's broke. You gotta go. You gotta go. C.C.P. Smart move, Jackie. It's gonna be great. Join the Yankees. It's gonna be great. That'd be like me. Stop. Stop rooting for the Orioles to fucking root for the Yankees. Fuck that. Fuck the Yankees. He grew up in Beantown and Southie projects. Now he's now is playing first base for the Yankees. Be great if like China just goes in. Fuck the Red Sox to decimates Taiwan in like six months by Jackie Chan doing karate. Yeah, it goes in there. Jackie Chan. He's gonna kill the whole army. Do one of

those fake drunk things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And and nothing is done about it. I would love to see that. And I'm not saying that just despite the United States, because honestly, it's none of our business. But good for China. China should be unified. Look, you set yourself up as you know, you're fleeing. Yeah, when's the when's the Great War coming? Hold on, fleeing. Never. That's a disgusting word. I would never flee anything. I'm making a choice. I'm emigrating for better opportunities. And we will be seeing Nick. I'm moving to the lower inside of China. I'm starting the white guy community. Yeah, you're gonna have a laundry across. You have a fruit cart. I just yeah, I'm selling dog meat. Chinese like, Oh, business is not so good. I don't

know. I can't put food on the table for these Chinese have us living in the worst living in lower inside China. Tenements trying to sell dog meat to these Chinese 12 white men to a room. It's disgusting. Yeah, didn't everybody watching watching NFL games on their little s TV is everybody huddling around. I would love that. I would love to be an American refugee living in China in the Lower East side of China. Lower East side of China. Your name to Fival. Yeah. Fuckful. That's my name. Fuckful gets head the saw bellow of China. That's a cool name. Yeah, bellow is awesome. Because they can't say it. That's what that's what we do. We move over there and choose names. Everybody's name Larry and yeah, Larry

Laran, Larancio, Lorella, Lorella, right? Yeah, my name is Larry Lorella row. Chinese cost being like, Let me give me your paper. Let me see your paper. I'm Lawrence Rolo. Your funeral. And then it's like in scanners. Yeah, head just fucking pops. I think you're thinking of networking. Yeah, I'm thinking of network network. Like he's a rock of the movie network. His head broke up when he lead the name. He lead the name is a bro up. Yeah, I'm gonna watch all those movies. So broadcasting is just a bullshit movie. The broadcasters guy. The first act is is a watchable movie. You know what his best movie is? I'll go on the record and say please Spanglish. Love that movie. Oh, that guy made Spanglish. He

made Spanglish too. That never looked good to me and I that way that came out when I was fully one hundred percent and Adam Sandler. I watched it no matter what I'm doing. I watched it with my parents at home and I also wanted to fuck for an outfit cruise as everyone does their night. But it just Adam demand her to give me pussy and said Adam Sandler's Adam Demand Adam Demandler. Yeah, that's good. He does the Yelly. I don't demand her for some pussy. Demandler pussy. My mama said I think it's a pussy. You can do it. Comedie rape. Yeah, we should get all the guys back for an anti vaccine pro rape. Murderers wrote it. We got Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider would 100% be there. Jim Brewer will be there. We

get grandma's boy guy. Oh, grandma's boy guy. Yeah. No one knows that guy's name. I don't even think he has a name. Who would the guy play the boss? No, the main guy and grandma's boy who's also Nick Swanson is a secondary character, but he's also invited. Who's the main guy and grandma's boy? The guy, the grandma's boy. Nick Swanson. Nick Swanson lives with his parents in a race car bed in that movie. Oh, no, but the guy is naked. The guy in the loincloth. The naked. Oh, that's his side. No, that's why I was thinking of you. Right. There's another guy loincloth guy. He was gay and big daddy. He had a he was gay and big daddy. Right. And another movie had a big cock. Okay. I don't remember. He was

like pissing next Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler was like, Whoa. He was like maybe his his girlfriend's boyfriend. And he was like, Hey, and the movie's brought to you by cushy dreams. Oh, yes, it is. Which Adam, you want to rifle through that stack of papers over there? cushy dreams or tablets. The beauty of autumn. It was nice. I got back. I got off the plane yesterday and I was like, Oh, it's fallout. This bitch. I had a real cozy day. Got some apple cider cushy dreams. Smoke your CBD because you can. Come on, man. That's the closer. No, that's their slogan. You're blowing it. You open it with the slogan. You close it with the slogan. You don't know. You save it at the end for fucking for effect.

Listen, especially a slogan that good. You don't want to blow your wad coming back. All right. I listen. I don't want to fucking Joe. Joe slogan. Joe slogan. Joe slogan. He's like, I don't know. I tell you what, man, I'm loving it. Yeah. Yeah. You can have it your way. You got a lot of guys, you know, a lot of guys in this league. They'll they'll look at the look at you in the eye and they'll tell you about I'm loving it. That's good. They're saying, you know, should you get the vaccine? Yeah. If you're in a high risk group, obviously, but if you're under the age of 40 and you're an athlete, you're in shape, then we'll leave the light on for you. Then when you're here, you're family. We got the

meats. Yeah. Where's the beef? I'll tell you where it is in these mystery experimental vaccines. Yeah. I'll tell you what, brother. We got Milo enapolis on the show and he is one double a beep beep M. C. O. If you know what I'm talking about, double A. Yeah. So anyway, I've done that before. Listen, we have cushy dreams for sure. Did I do it? Yes. And then Adam just copied it right now. I just said double a beep beep M. C. O. And then you remember that the you could also be there's a hundred percent chance nicks done that before that's a famous funny because now I'm like I'm in a debilitated state. I have dementia. I don't remember anything. And like the notebook Adam's just reading me my own jokes back pretending

he came up with it. And it's a Nicholas Sparks romance. It's romantic. I'm in a wheelchair with it. And it's wrote up to my neck and I'm scared. And I'm like, I don't remember anything. And you wrote all these jokes. You loved me because I was the funniest guy you'd ever met. Yeah. And I kiss you. I kiss you. You mean like now give me the fucking the private. Give me your private crypto keys. Yeah. You mean I sucked a regular horse's penis and then you start crying and then I kiss you. That is our classic lives. That's a classic mold. Okay. They specialize in extraordinary CBD rich hemp flower a.k.a. but pre real and pre real joints. And there are two options for those. You get a point five roll pre roll

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with with they had the rickety wheels on the end and they were facing out of the window from the bathroom at the boys school. I was in the ladies locker room masturbating looking through the porkies hole at the guys. Yeah. And what I got in trouble for was being in the ladies locker and you're like your honor. I'm gay. Your honor. I was being gay. Your honor trial of a century trial of a century arrested for being in the ladies locker room but defending himself. He was like well I'm gonna put him in jail for being gay but you didn't charge him with that. It's double jeopardy. It's double jeopardy and that is what that movie should have been about. It looks like high quality that movie. Any time recently

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dream used to chief but one day in Selma Alabama white white fucking kids and black kids get high together on fake weed. Now let's hear from Tauley the fucking crossover of the century. Tauley and fucking. Tauley was awesome. They brought him back. Really. I watched one of the newer South Park. Is it funny still. They've rebranded the show where it's just called the Tegrity Farms or whatever and it's like it's about Randy's weed farm. Oh yeah Randy goes into weed now. Wait wait South Park is South Park is just called Tegrity. I mean it's called South Park but Tegrity is like the show starts off in the intro is just Tegrity Farms. I mean I'm also I barely pay attention to anything so I'm just confused

as to what they might just be one episode funny or no. It was a couple episodes. It's still funny. They still got it. They got Tauley. They got Tauley is his business partner. Oh I thought they were going to make him join the Tauley band. Oh Tauley. That's awesome. And then also Mr. Dude. What was the fucking piece of shit's name. Mr. Dookie the Christmas poo. Mr. Hanky Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo. I love him and he loves me. I think those characters were like originally like supposed to be ironic or some shit. I don't know but I think they were perfect for children because that's when I was in fourth grade with a tree Parker Matt Stone. I think that was all because that's like the first episode is Mr. Hanky.

What's the first episode of South Park. Yes early on. So that was like they were they were probably both like probably 13 and 14 years old when they wrote that. Nice. Yeah because the show has been on since they were in middle school. Yeah. They're actually around our age. They're about our age. It is wild how like I mean yeah season one episode. You can check in that and that show and it's still good for a laugh here and there. Yeah. I guess because it didn't have like the kind of precipitous decline that that the Simpsons did a family was in the same guy as the whole time. It's been the same guy as the whole time but it's just yeah it's impressive how much you know there's there's like 30 seasons of that show

and I think they've been fairly immune to sorry to bring up this term but canceled. Well it's because it's the only show that is worth the shit on and that Viacom has it all. Yeah. Yeah. I think that they're really still allowed to go there with respect to them. Yeah. And they actually do too because the one episode I watched or just like shitting all over China. Yeah. I mean it's not even like it's funny because you know you know like you mentioned about like the the Chappelle thing which I didn't watch and I barely know what people are mad about but like you know like if because the South Park has been consistent where they they are like you know I guess you call it a libertarian show to a certain

extent but certainly about like caring about like free speech if you do within the context of comedy it's like the biggest threat really is the degree in which like companies are beholding to the fucking government of China now. I mean it's the fucking the Marvel shit the NBA shit is insane. I mean that's like fucking last year. Daryl Morey. The most chilling thing I've seen in the last couple of years with regards to speech is just that John Cena video where him speaking fluent Mandarin and apologizing for saying that Taiwan was not a part of China. Wait that's real. Yeah. You haven't seen that. No. I thought that was a joke. I saw John Cena on the show. I thought it was like a deep

fake of somebody with John Cena's face. This is real. That's real. No I did not know about this. Does he know how to speak Chinese. I guess he had to. They had to fucking teach him. Yeah. He had to fucking apologize for. Wow that sucks. Well he's so sorry. Yeah. He's like. Ni Hao. You you can assume me. You can assume me. I think that was I think that was our buddy Shane Gilles. Well maybe I mean I wouldn't know if it was a deep fake or not. I guess. But yeah I just assumed that. Yeah. No they were they were shitting all over you know China which is good. Yeah. I thought you're a pro. I am pro China but it's also you know if if I've I've abandoned

caring about free expression anymore. Yeah. I don't give a fuck if people don't want it being pro sex with guys survival. That should be your number one priority is being a weasel and figuring out like a rat. Yeah. Exactly. Like a little rat. Well whereas me I'm a I'm a fat little fucking chipmunk. I'm cute. I'm a cuter little weasel and I'm probably having too good a time to jump on the right ship because I mean little nuts the whole time and I'm getting a little chipmunk pussy. You're a pig being fucked. I am not a pig. You are you're a pig. You've had your hooves removed. No. You're being used for sexual pleasure by the Chinese Army. No I'm not. They would have people to fuck. Thank you

very much. They wouldn't fuck pigs. Now they have a pig that they and it's not me. We're using rat. We're using rodent analogies. You're a little rat that survives and you're a pig. I'm a fat little chipmunk. You're a gay rat. You're a Jewish person. We told you we're using you're a mouse. I say I say I'm a chipmunk. Nick's a rat. You're a mouse. Nick says I'm a pig. You're a Jew. Mr. Hanky the Christmas poo. He loves me. I love you. That shit used to hit so hard. She was just playing episode of South Park for the last half. Oh my God. Of course we should. Through the through the speaker that you know. What the fuck. Is that real. So he's like he got a phone. Oh this sucks. He's being

perfect Chinese. He's doing a weird like thing with his voice. What is he remembering how to speak Chinese. I think he already spoke Chinese. No. No he just memorized some. Yeah John Cena is very sorry for saying Taiwan is a country. That's wild dude. Yeah. John Cena's Chinese. I think he's just remembering it. That's how I did with my bar mitzvah portion. I don't know the words I was saying. Remember the sound. Let me see. It says that he learned Mandarin while he was in the WWE to help the company. He's quest to break into the Chinese market. Wow. That's wild. Good for him dude. Yeah. That's what that should have been a part of the movie the wrestling. That's that should have been his comeback. Yeah. Randy

the Ram learns Chinese. I learned I taught myself this fucking chink language so we could go big in China. Maybe I could get my fucking daughter back. I'm going to watch that to beat off to Marissa. That's a great movie. Let's listen to quiet ride for the last time. OK. I had a big quiet ride phase. Everybody did. It's called being a teenager. I don't think everybody did man. Adam do you have a quiet ride phase. No I was listening to Bach's concertos. Shut the fuck up. No of course I listen to that shit. Did you. That shit slapped. That should have ruled. I guess I'm just I just guess. Yeah. My friends were into gay emo shit or they were into like. I was also into that or they

were black people so nobody I really didn't have any friends. I felt I felt like very unique in having a fucking quiet ride phase. But I guess I just have in the white American teenagers experience. Yeah. I remember there was like probably like 15 years ago. It was on New Year's quiet ride played the old town brewery in Gaithersburg. Oh fuck no dude. Yeah. Probably played like stadiums in the 80s. Yeah. I don't know if you've ever been to the old town brewery but I have. Didn't Erwin do a show there. Did he think so. I don't know maybe but you know it's not. It's like barely. It sucks. Yeah. Well it's nice. Maybe I'm thinking of a different place. I remember they had the girls rock your boys. Girls rock

your boys. That place is that place I changed ownership so many times. It was like a bunch of different restaurants that they had. It was maybe one of them called smokers or some shit growlers growlers. Yeah. That's where I was. Yeah. Growlers was the name of it for a while. So yeah I have been there. I did an open mic there. Yeah they had me and quiet ride before the same place. Yeah. I remember seeing that at the time being like that can't be right. Fucking I didn't realize that the vocalist name was Jizzy Pearl. No it's not spelled J. I swear to God. Jizzy Pearl. Come on. Suck my dick. Jizzy Pearl real name James Wilkinson is American. This is great. What languages does John Cena speak English Mandarin

Chinese. It's awesome. Yeah. Only speak two languages. Very funny. Why I only speak two languages. Only speak two languages and one of them is Chinese and you're John Cena. Yeah there you go. You think he would speak Italian or French or something. You gotta suck my fucking little dick. The original singer was Kevin Dubrow who died of cocaine overdose and then they had to call in Jizzy Pearl. Had Jizzy Pearl. Had to go to the bullpen. That ass. Yeah. Now I'm mad. I didn't go to that show at the old town. Fucked up. Had to go to the old town. Fucked up bro. Had to go to the old town.

Oh come on. I don't know what happened. Mac Weldon is brought to you by some cushy dreams. Dude who is just getting good. I know Adam do you want to get the do us a favor? Get to get your little piece of paper out. Adam, do you want to get your little piece of paper out? Well, I was reading about the death. All right, I was reading about the death. Yes, I do. Wait, what happened? There's an echo, I think. There we go. Here we are. I fixed it.

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Honestly we literally should just get Gene DeNapoli back. Yeah. Honestly, he is Gene DeNapoli and Def Leppard on the show. Gene DeNapoli and talk to Gene for a full hour and Dev Leppard for three minutes. Ignore them. Yeah. We had everything they wanted, but from New York, we're Italian and we're Elvis. Gene is Gene is so down and all to come back on the show.

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It's really funny. Anyway, the current members are some guy named Joe Elliott Rick Savage. I mean, these these all seem like original guys. They have a guy named Phil Cullen Collins was in Def Leppard. Not Phil Collins. Phil Cullen. Phil calling my dick and asking Rick Allen and Vivian Campbell and guitars and backing vocals.

Is that a bitch named Vivian or a British guy named him? It's it. But I think I think around 30 to 40 percent of British men are named Vivian. It's a very common name or is Def Leppard British? There from yeah, they're from Northern England there for their Yorkshire boys. Yeah, it's a guy named Vivian and I believe Rick Allen, the one arm guy is still in. Yeah, dude. He learned how to jump with his feet.

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Yeah, I guess they're both inspirations. It's not even in the same stratosphere of inspiration. That's like saying a guy. Okay. There's a there's a Jewish guy with the dick you can barely see. There's a Greek guy with a small but regular penis. Okay. Yeah, it's a little inspiring that I fuck, but it's not like drumming with one arm.

But it's not like you fucking with your like mid microscopic cock. You said at first age. You're this guy. What was you? I also said a Greek guy. Okay. We were talking about yourself. So I'm Tony.

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What do you mean Adam type of show. So you know it's about friends in the entertainment industry and that's you know like a young man like yourself you're like this is going to be us one day we're all going to be managers and agents. Yeah. No they show you that in Hebrew school. There are various types of parasites and they show you identify personally with Vinny Chase the leader of the no no no no I am Queens Boulevard no you identify with penis

chase that's true. You love to chase cock. Yeah. He's chasing up. Sorry guys. Penis Chase is who you are. Hey Adam that movie Snowpiercer do you wish you were in it but it was called penis sucker. You were the titular penis.

You were the guy in the movie just makes it in front of the train to suck the conductor's cock. No I don't wish that. I don't wish that. Are you sure you don't wish that. No not for a second. I wish that. Hey Adam.

Chew Chew. Your train's arriving. No it's not. Your train's here. I've never thought of that before. Yeah you have to create distractions until you can suck the cock. That is absurd. Ed Wood's cock in front of the train.

The movie starts off and it's a boxcar to Auschwitz. Ed Wood. Is that his name. There's whispers going around. Yes it is. And they're like I think they're taking us they're taking us all to a concentration camp to gas and kill us and they're like we have to figure out a way to stop the train and Adam's like what if some guy guy sucks the conductor's dick and they're like all

right well Bon Voyage and he goes from car to car and he gets to the next car and there's a rabbi. There's a buff rabbi at the front he's like you're going to go bus this guy will suck my dick first with the rabbi was behind the Holocaust and he had Harris and Harris. Yeah Ed Wood was the like B movie director guy there's you saying somebody's trying to suck the conductor's dick. That's Ed Harris. Yeah.

It sounds a lot like the Iraq. No it's it's I'm Ed Harris and I'm Ed Harris at the front Chinese. You saying I'm Chinese. Isn't there somebody named Wood. Yeah Ed Wood. Ed Wood. He was like a director of of like bad movies. That's not who I'm thinking of.

You're thinking of Ed Harris I am but is there a contemporary actor named something Wood Elijah Wood. No. Ray Revan Evan Rachel Rachel Wood. Maybe you know that guy Evan Rachel Wood. You probably suck at Harris's cock. Me. No.

I believe you. Adam Richard in that movie phone booth instead of a phone it's a guy's dick. Yeah. And he's actually you're in there sucking on it they're like please come out and you're negotiating with the police for two hours with a cock in your mouth. You're negotiating with your sign language so you suck trying to make me stop. Yeah that's what it's about and they have snipers like the Holocaust is on the other line and he's trying to suck it off.

That's noble if he's trying to stop the Holocaust by sucking cock. Do you think anyone ever sees a an Indian woman you know with a bindi like a red dot on her forehead. Yeah. I think that's called the bindi bindi tackles it because he thinks tackles her because it thinks it's sniper. That sounds more racist than that bindi bindi bindi is the right word. I think it sounds cute.

You got this little bindi on her head. I mean in that context. Yeah. What the hell is it. You got it. What is a little fucking bindi. You only got a bindi here. A booty.

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do would be to remove them. Let's go ahead. Let's watch. Let's think about some other jokes. Just think about what are our favorite Simpsons jokes for you got anything on him. Favorite joke. I can't really. Nothing's really coming to mind on the spot. I liked when auto crash the bus and they were on the island. That's boss. Great episode. And go banana is Martin or one of the I think it's Martin. He's like I'm so hungry. I could eat at Arby's. I used to think I was really funny when I was a kid. Even though I thought Arby's was delicious. Oh wow. So you let Hollywood media tell you how to think. I let the Jews who wrote that episode. Tell me what to think of Arby's sandwich you could dip. I've never

had Arby's in my life. I've had it like twice. I thought you just said as a kid you thought it was tasty. I had it as a kid twice and I liked it both times. Were you a McDonald's family. I'm still a McDonald's. You too bro. I've been having McDonald's a lot recently. Really what's your order. It's just fucking good. Brad I've been I've been ordering breakfast like you mean like Uber eating really. That is that's wild. That's that's you wake up one day you want that Mac breakfast. Just go walk and get it. Yeah. But what if you got 15 minutes. I walk past the McDonald's. They almost got what if you got 15 minutes before what before it before breakfast closes. No I'm just saying I see you know what I'm saying. All right.

And then you can just go on Grubhub. Yeah. You know that movie the ghosts in the darkness. Do you wish you were in it. I don't know that which movie and it's called the Dick and the Penis. The dick in the penis. Sir Robert Beaumont played by you is behind schedule on a railroad to Africa. He's enlisted noted engineer John Henry Patterson. I've never heard of this movie to write the ship at Beaumont expects results and everything seems great until the crew discovers the mutilated penis. What does it have to do with the project in the penis assuming we're killed by a lion. Oh did we watch that movie one time. Your old place maybe. Yeah there's a lion. Who's in it. Multipenacy. Chris multi. Tom Wilkinson and Val Kilmer.

Did I watch that back in the day when I first moved here. I watched the Val Kilmer documentary recently. Very sad. I just lost it. I just watched the episode of entourage where he plays the weed guru. Yeah. He's lost his ability to talk. He can't talk anymore. He is. You ever got to get it back. No. He speaks. He has to like cover the hole in using. Yeah it's fucked up. Wait Val Kilmer lost his voice. Yeah. How. He was. He was on tour. He wrote a one man show about Mark Twain. He was trying to finance it into like his greatest project. He thought that he thought he could tell the story of America through my show. I'm just going to read it myself. And then he was in Nashville one day doing the show and he lost

his voice. His cancer. Never came back. He had cancer. He had cancer. God damn what the fuck. And I'll never I'll never act. What. He might act again. But he's got to be in the role of a guy that talks like that or a guy that doesn't talk at all. True. He's a good actor that he could pull out. He's a really good actor. I've always thought that he deserved that one iconic role that he never got. You don't think he's got plenty of iconic roles. He never got that one starring. I guess he was talented enough to. I mean between the heat and fucking. He's the third building heat. Yeah. He's the second building top gun. Top gun on the set of Top Gun. Because Adam. So you know the he was so method. He was bullying

Tom Cruise. Would you want to be a movie called because he wanted. It's called me. You're like I I'm always 30 minutes away from sucking a guy's dick. Anywhere I go no matter where I am. I'm 30 minutes. I could be sucking. I start getting horny when I feel the meat around the corner. When you feel me. When you feel the meat. My starts puckering up when I feel the meat around the corner. If I'm on you and it's between you and some other guy. I'm going to force you to suck dick a gun. You don't even have to do that. I would do it without the gun. I would do it for free. Oh really. Now the world. How about I saw you suck my cock right now. Now that we're sitting here two guys are dinner

together. I think you're cute. Maybe we could have sex. Sounds beautiful to me. That was a deleted. Yeah. No that's the scene from meat. No that's from which is a movie you run. You drink original heat. Listen what if we did a movie. I think we did a secret dream. You dream about a movie called meat. And you want to be in it. But it's also your real life. You know I'm only dreaming about pussy that in the you know I'm only dreaming about so p.s.s. Why he would bully Tom Cruz because he was mad. Tom Cruz was the was the first on the call sheet. Is that what your story was? No. Yes it was motherfucker. What do you mean? No. Wait. What is this in 2021? No he would bully him because he wanted it

to like he wanted Tom Cruz to hate him in the performance. So he would like he would bully him on set to like piss Tom Cruz off so that they're on screen chemistry would be like more real. That's in top gun in top gun. Yeah. And then he made up this whole story about the bottom gun that you were talking about. He made up this whole story about the ice man about a man whose father pushed him too hard. Like he made up a whole backstory and then he like just kind of brought it. That's just good good acting. The guy. What you find out from the documentary is that this this man Val Kilmer truly truly cared about the work and he was labeled difficult to work with because he really cared about what he

was doing. He's also Batman. He was Batman and he was very disappointed in Joel Schumacher's Joel Suckocker. He actually was gay as hell. Right. Joel. He fucked like a thousand guys. He was legendarily fucked the most guys of all time. I'm not even joking. I came out like twenty thousand. Yeah. Something like this. Joel Schumacher. He said he had sex like twenty thousand times. Twenty thousand guys really make shitty movies. Bad bad director. What else. What else. Hell of a lover. St. Elmo's penis which Adam is also. Shut up man. It's me. Shut up. You're in that movie. I have a guy's. I'm Elmo. I have a cock that looks like a man. Gordon Adam showed up earlier and he kept digging through my fur. He pulled

my legs apart and he was going through my fur looking for something. Well it sounds like you were molested Elmo. I was my wife. You were molested. I don't know how Elmo was banned into a saint. Everybody gets molested. You know that. I don't even remember what Gordon said. I just I think I'm thinking about Scatman. Crothers from fucking the shining. That's Gordon. Gordon was the black police officer. A mailman or something. A black ball black guy on Sesame Street. So. Oh no. That was it. There's a there's a black there's a black mailman and Mr. Rogers. I'm thinking of it. It's a beautiful day to get your dick sucked. A beautiful day to get your dick sucked. It's a beautiful day to suck penis. It's a

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where they live one night old. Oh baby I want this. What the fuck is the MTV movie awards. The audacity of MTV. They're still doing that. Yeah. To be like oh we also have an award show. Well they have it for the video music. Also disrespectful is the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards. I'm intensely offended by those kids think they picked they picked the worst shit too. They're like the best movie fucking 1992 is short circuit too. Yeah. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Shut up you dumb ass fuck you. Let's put this is pics from the children. Won't you suck my penis. Oh here we go. The 34th annual Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards 2021 is on March 13th. I don't like six people with that birthday. Really. All women with

eating disorders and some of them are just fat. I don't know if they have eating disorders or just a little chunky little chunky little chunky chunky. You know. Have you seen that movie the chunky express. You can do. It's about a bunch of about a bunch of big bitches on a train. Is it. Yeah. Dude throw a little choo choo. Try to get in there. Try to get in there. About a bunch of my way through some fat pussy. A bunch of big fun type of bitches on the train. That sounds awesome. It's pretty cool. That sounds really cool. I want some heavy titties in my mouth. Here we go. So I can express. These are the nominations for best movie at the kids. Yeah. We're going to get these assholes do little Hamilton Hubey

Halloween Mulan and Sonic the Hedgehog. Wait for this year for this year. I'm gonna go out on the limb and the winner was the winner. He was pretty good. The winner was Wonder Woman 1984. What. Yeah. Now that's a bad choice. Kids don't like that. Yeah. They've best actress was Millie Bobby Brown. That makes sense. Wow. She's a kid. To me that's an. To me and Drake. That is an adult. Vanessa Hudgens. Scarlett Johansson is Mulan or Melissa McCarthy and super intelligence. What the fuck is super intelligence. It's a movie for kids. Anna Kendrick favorite voice from an animated movie. That's a separate category. Is he going to get top from Anna Kendrick. Who. Me. Are you. Could I. If you learn this the cup stacking thing

from that movie. Here we go. Look into the music. This is keep mine. This is 2021. The best male artist. The nominees are Justin Bieber. Drake Post Malone. Sean Mendez. Harry Styles in the weekend. Okay. Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber won. Yep. How. And he deserves it. Has he made. Has he released music. Yeah. He's got new music dude. And it's pretty good. Well I haven't heard any. I've heard California. They stood great. That's him. That's him. And he has another one that music video where Diane Keaton plays his grandmother and my girlfriend made me watch it with her yesterday. And I definitely did not want to. Did it make you horny. It's actually like shot terribly. It's like it's like I wouldn't. I wouldn't

take issue with the cinematography. Just a lot of those guys. No it's very funny. It's very it's very funny. Let me see. No you got to put you got to put her on the chunky express. You know straight up a fat line Adele right. I don't know. I haven't seen the pictures but I'm interested. Get you on the. I'm honest. You know it's like really truly put her in a corset. It's an improvement. But she's got too much of that like mini fridge midsection. I love I don't got no problem with that. A wide wide back. The wide parallel. There's some titties bouncing up and down. Now that's some nice thighs. That's not what's happening. You're missed. You're misreading. Let me see. I don't have a problem with this with a fucking

belly. No it's not the belly. It's the width of the waist. So she looks square. Again I'm really not seeing an issue when especially she's fucking hot. She's got a pretty face. Your boys busting. Look at these thighs bro. I'm in. She's a thick. She's there's a little couple of drumettes. She's a nice thing. Look at the end. She's still Lana Del Rey. She's hot. I don't know who Lana Del Rey is. I just googled fat women and it came up. I like it. Listen. I can. I don't even I never heard. Oh yeah. Look at this. I just want women to know that I like Lana Del Rey. Well we all know. I like it. Dude she looks like a fucking you know we all know the play of the I would fuck this woman to fuck other

women move. She looks like like a white trash Italian girl from like fucking Essex right now which is she Italian. That's not her name right. No it's a stage name. I think her name is Lizzie. Her real name is David Blaine. Yeah. What if that's what we find out is that Lana Del Rey has been David Blaine. It's been a magic trick. I really can't. I'm not seeing that many pictures of her fat. I mean there's this one. Oh interesting. Let me see that. You know everyone's got their off day. But that's I mean that's just I told you guys the average weight for a woman in America is 177 pounds. It's 235 pounds. I suck the dick in California. Turn me gay. They might have to shit again. I've been shitting quite

a bit. That's good. That's healthy. My body's getting all the toxins out. All right. Well I'm going to go for this episode. You guys can keep feel free to keep going. How much we are. Oh we're way. Oh we're good. Okay. Bye.