The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 282 – I can show u my ass

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

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Oh, let's get ready to mumble. Let's get ready to have sex. Let's get ready to fuck that Jim to his guy. No, no, come on. What? No, come on, Tidge. We don't need to put that on Jim again. Why? Cruising, cruising Joe. We don't need a new fresh, fresh round of people harassing the return of cruising or Joe for that matter. But that would used to be the Joie Duviev of the show. So long to the cilantro of the show. The cilantro. What do you stand on? You know what I think happened last time? Positive. You know, I think remember how this thing fucked up? Yeah, I think because it would see. So I think the master level was zeroed out. Even the dial was up here. The shit was down here. So after 10 minutes

of it not recording anything, it shuts off. That's a little tech tip today. Little tech tip. Come down episode 282. And if you're wondering, hilarious, 282. Somebody sent me some gay ass email that was like, yo, you got to fix the episode numbers because they're in my gay app that I use. Guess what? No, we don't know. That sounds like a you problem. But I'm happy to be here, boys. I'm energized off this gawad special I had for lunch. We got the whole team on deck. It's fall. Honestly, when we thrive. Yeah, this fall is good for all of us. Not just on the show, but in my I would like to in my life, real talk. This show has not been funny in a year. And the last bit that I had fun with personally was the nightmare

before Christmas thing. I like saying I like the penis thing and night. Nightmare before Christmas may may have been May of last year. I don't remember. I don't remember that bit at all. To get where Jackson goes in the woods and there's a tree. I remember that is getting your dicks up before Christmas. Yeah. And maybe does it does you get your dick chopped off? No, it sucks his dick. And then he gets it follows the plot of okay, it's time for a bit. Bit rewind, rewind, rewind. So okay. So I had to I was thinking that was laughing the other day. I'm thinking about, you know, nightmare before Christmas. Okay. He goes in the woods and you have all the trees with the holidays. Yeah. So there's like that Easter

egg one. And I don't I don't know if there's a Hanukkah one or not. I don't think so. There better be. Well, that would be. Can you imagine how much worse I would have been if Jack Skeleton was like, there's eight days and it celebrates and people are like, why don't we just kill ourselves? But we already have a vampire. Yeah, that's right. But we are already liars that have a vampire, Jack. How is that different than Halloween? We already have a movie producer them the last children. Yeah. That's one of the Halloween guys. If you could if you squint in the background, Mr. Boogie Boogie is just Harvey once. Oh, my penis is filled with bugs and it's got a zipper on it. I haven't seen that movie in a while. I honestly don't really

fully remember. You know, I thought I didn't like Tim Burton. And then I think about it and there's a lot of timber movies that I kind of just don't like Tim Burton style bitches. I don't. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Hell in a bottom hot, you know, hot topics style. Yeah. The Adam style women. No, no, that's not even fair to call them that because he's type of bitches a hell of a bottom Carter. No, I'm talking about like a girl's that like fan fan girls. It makes sense. Yeah, they are some of them. So listen, I'll get my dick sucked with some black lipstick on. Yeah, it's not the aesthetic. I have it on. It's not the aesthetic. It's the cultural participation in something like people that go see Rocky

Har picture show. Yeah, that kind of thing. Yeah. So Jack Skellington goes out in the woods. Right. And he sees the trees. And there's one that you know, it's a Christmas tree, the Easter egg. What are some of it was a flag? I don't remember. I don't remember. Let's look it up. Let's pull it up just to give this bit a little because I guess I get that wrong context. I get that there's a Christmas tree. But why would there be an Easter tree they have a Kwanzaa tree because each tree represents a different holiday. Yeah, but Easter Christmas, the only one with a tree. Yeah, but the tree is painted on the tree. Why would the other things have trees or Christmas? He's saying a tree symbol was painted on the

tree, a Christmas tree symbol. Yeah. And then that's too much. That's meadow. Okay, so here you go. Here's the here's the ones they have. So it's the holiday doors and I remember for Christmas is the pumpkin one which he comes from the Easter egg, the Christmas tree valentine day. This looks like birthday. That's not a fucking holiday. It's yeah. Well, I mean, it didn't really they didn't really think this through before. Yeah, this isn't holding up the scrutiny at all. We should go back to watching that video that Adam pulled up on his phone where Howard Stern does politically incorrect, but it's Beetlejuice, Gary, slow Adam, Gary the retard, Gary the retard, the guy from the KKK. Yeah, that's a really good

episode episode. Yeah, plus Bill Maher, plus Bill Maher. So five retards in my book, God his ass five. What are you reading about? So this is Valentine's Day, the heart tree, the St. Patrick's Day, the four leaf clover, St. Patrick's Easter egg, Independence Day as a firecracker. There's the jack-o-lanterns, Thanksgiving, Turkey, and there's a Christmas tree. Oh, so they don't have any. Well, it's weird because in the movie, he doesn't come out of the Halloween door. He wanders into the forest and there's a, so if he had gone into the Halloween door, he would have become himself. They should have let Charlie Kaufman write Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah. Yeah.

Reject Skellington becomes himself. Yeah. And then is it's still the Halloween town, but he's played by that tall bald guy for manhunter. Oh, that guy, the bad guy, something tombs, isn't his name? Tom Noonan. Tom Noonan. He's like, yeah, yeah, I guess I just came from Halloween. And Jack Skellington's like, Jim, is that you? Jim, nice cock. Nice penis. Nice penis, Jimmy. Nice penis, Billy. This is sucking dick. Oh, did you guys see that fucking video of that guy who was just doing this fucking gay ass impression of Robin Williams? People were like, this is unbelievable. No, I didn't see it. He has to play the, and it's just this guy doing this fucking like schmaltzy ass impression of Robin Williams. And people

were fucking sending it to his daughter. Like, it's like, come on, man, this fucking, just like people like, this is so good. You have to see this. Just some fucking theater kid doing over the top, like over, Robin Williams was over the top, but it was like, he's him to pretend to do that kind of shit. Just looked like dog shit. This guy, Jamie Costa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's listen to it. I'm fucking gay. Let's make fun of this guy. It was fucking a stupid looking man. It happens when you're at night and you close your eyes and all kinds of images happen and it's really bizarre. It's hard to believe that's actor Jamie Costa portraying the late great Robin Williams, the YouTube video which has already garnered

over a million views chronicles when the Mork and Mindy star found out his beloved friend John Belushi had died. I'm so sorry. Fuck. This is terrible. Keep playing. Adams has been dead. Adam wants to fuck. This is funny. He's finding out John Belushi is dead. Adam and the gay guys. F U C K G A Y. No. No one reacts to their friend. If you told me Adam died, I'd be like, come on. He died. But not like that. I mean, it's just fucking horrible. I can't even see the video. But yeah, well, let's just take our word for it. Man, I better go over to his apartment and console his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, that's what you would do. Yeah, I'm making this face. A slight smile, everyone. A little smile with his eyes unfocused. I

hope he's thinking of something sexual in the back of his head. I hope his girlfriend's alright. I'm going to go over there and check on it. I've got like a big scroll with wax all over it. And some guy dressed up like a like in Victorian clothes. I'm like, I'm sorry, but it says right here in his will. Yeah, the blood in blood. The pussy shall be given. Thou dibseth on thine pussy, the Lord of my bits. Jim, Jim Belushi got married to John Belushi's girlfriend. What? Mm hmm. Is that real? Yeah. No, it's not real. They're also brothers. You guys aren't brothers. Yeah. Oh, brothers brothers and arms. I was just thinking, but wait, there was, um, John's fans were blown away with John's dad. Oh my

God. Overdose. How about an underdose? You don't do enough drugs. You forget that you're gay. You can't get your dick out of gay sex. It goes under. That's an underdose. It goes underneath your balls. How about an overdose? You don't do it. You don't do drugs. It goes underneath your bones. How about a comadose? Overdose. Overdose bread on toast, toast on butter, butter, butter, believe that's a fat black bitch right across the street. Look at her. You're missing her. She's gone already. I fucked her by the way. That fat black lady that walked by. I think she works at the DMB. I wonder what that would be like. You know, there I'm trying to get a new license, a new license. Cracker. That's really good, dude.

Yeah. No, hold on. You should play Bravo Williams. I should. Yeah, that's that's what upsets me the most. They got Jim Belushi. John died. I'm gay. What's next? Jolando Belushi. That is such a good question. Is Jolando Belushi next? What's next? He was like, uh, how you doing? Well, I'm here at animal house. Slick top. We all out here on the black top couple of brothers playing ball and animal real kind of animal house monkey house. Robin, you're going a little too far with monkey house. Jolando Belushi. Jolando Belushi. What's next? Whatever happened to Margeron? That's awesome. Yeah, that's a good question. Now it's vegan. Yeah, I'm vegan Robin Williams. It's me, vegan Williams, vegan

and Serena Williams. Okay, there we go. One of us is black and the other is a bunch of fucking vegetables, Serena Williams. Yeah, that's some it's a bunch of vegetables to talk about. Vegetables is telling it's veggie tales. Remember that when they tried to make the Bible even? They're like, Oh, two things kids hate the Bible and vegetables. That is true. Let's pair them up. What's next being molested and getting a Halloween candy eaten by a fat mom. Yeah, kids do hate that. That's that's that's the next thing is your fat father is sticking his dick in your pussy while he's eating all your Halloween candy. That's what I think. Well, thank you very much for this self tape. We're going to keep you in mind

for people are going. It's garnered over a million views already. Why was it on the news? The new show was the come town impression of Robin Williams has got and people are sending it to his daughter. Do not do that. Come on. That's fucked up. Jim Belushi is dead. What if he was bred? What if he was bred Belushi? What if he was bred Belushi and you made a sandwich out of them? And you sucked his cock. There's cock was a little baguette that you sucked. You put your whatever instead of a baguette. A French guy put his dick in the basket and rode the bicycle into a fat woman's ass. He did that. What if that was what was happening? What if that happened in France? And his name's Jolando Belushi. Jolando, get

your ass back in the house. That's awesome, man. Yeah, that video fucking pissed that guy was doing a horrific job. Yeah, like just a shitty impression. People think it's good acting. Yeah. Well, you know, it's good acting fucking Joe Pesci being old as shit. I agree Irishman. Yeah. And being like it is what it is. It is what he said and he's executing a guy by with those words with one tweeting. I'm at a loss for words of how extraordinary this is. Jamie Costa encapsulates the essence of Robin Williams. So perfectly. He does stand footage for a proposed biopic is a clear sign. So biopics are one of the worst forms of another right. Yeah. Anytime anyone on Twitter has a viral tweet that says this movie needs to

happen. Rest assured, it is the gayest, worst idea for the movie. Oh man, that viral tweet that there was like, okay, an update to home alone. Now fucking Kevin is old and he's living in the West Village with his husband, Dan Lee. And the mom has been kidnapped and they're kidnapped at an old church and it's like, what the fuck is this idea? It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, they did redo home alone. It looks like shit. Yeah. Well, the original one fucking sucks. Original ones, you know, whatever. I haven't seen it because I'm not a fucking baby, but I liked it when I was a kid. I didn't watch baby movies. The kid I watched heat and fucking know. Yeah. No, you didn't. Yes. You watched even airplane

watching your shit. I watched airplane and heat. I did watch airplane as a little kid. I used to watch airplane like three or four times. Yeah, I watched the airplane a lot actually. And you'd be like, damn, let's roll it back. Play it again. I used to love watching a VHS tape rewind back. And you'd like watch the last two hours of your life and how quickly it went bad. And you'd like, well, in reverse, you're like, I remember that. I remember all this. Do you guys have a rewinder? That felt awesome. No, I just use the VCR, but my grandparents had one. No, there's like a dedicated thing. The separate thing that rewinds is fucking sick. My grandpa. Did it go faster? Yeah, much faster. My grandpa

had one that looked like a 57 Chevy. Yes. Yes. A car. I didn't have that one. Winder. We had a regular one. And Adam split. Come on, man. I see you about the hate on a rewinder. You know, you have to take my joy thinking about the rewind. No, if it went faster, that's cool. It went much faster, but you can't see everything in reverse. That's not about that. It's about having there we go. Solid X VHS 1957 red Chevy cassette rewind. That looks awesome. It was literally look like 69 bucks. Yeah, it's worth every fucking penny. If you asked me, that shit was cool. Yeah, my grandpa also had a phone that looked like a boat. That's awesome. That's cool. And things look like different. Yeah. Yeah. Like lips phones,

the duck phone from Jersey Shore. That's pretty cool. An iconic phone. Yeah. Damn. I might need to run that burger phone from, I believe, Juno. Didn't that bitch have a burger phone? I don't remember. I didn't see that movie. Michael's pretty good. I'm not interested in what women have to say. That's a good point. Yeah. I believe Michael Sarah got got pussy from Elliot Page. Really? Oh, yeah, Elliot is, Juno. I watched the and he's this guy exactly. He had that one. Yo, that is a sick fucking. And when it would ring, it would be like, dude, that I'm about to steal your grandpa swag. That's awesome. Actually, that would go good in here. I think this went the way the yard sale. Huh? I think this went

the way the yard sale. The tragic yards, although this isn't nice. This is unrelated, but I'd like that's a nice phone. My Hogni motherfucker. Yeah, a little Cherrywood phone. Cherrywood. You listen to the phone podcast. I do what? Yeah, you got a landline. I want a landline too. It's a nice look. Yeah. My life is great. I'll call my grandma on that. That's awesome. She doesn't know who I am. We're inside you fucking bitch. I see you. Don't try to trace this number. We've got a sniper trained on you right now. Gotta keep you on the line for 30 seconds. So I could trace your location. We've traced his penis. Here it is. You're idiot. You're supposed to train the trace the phone call. Terribly sorry. We had him

on the phone, but we had him and you lost him. And you used it to trace his penis. I'm sorry. I thought you said you wanted me to trace his penis. How did you even see his penis? We have the support of my job. I'm a penis tracer. I was guessing if you wanted a phone tracer. Well, why are you wearing headphones? I just like them. I like listening to music while I look a cock. I was listening to Beto. He's just drawing a penis. Shading it. Like, wait, what are you doing? He's like, I'm my job. Well, I'm finishing the job. Here it is, sir. We traced his penis. It's pretty big. It's bigger than you'd think. You idiot. This is the 17th time this has happened. I don't understand. Are we going

to get our son back? Unfortunately, he's probably already dead. But here's what the guy... Considering the size of this penis, I mean, look at this thing. Imagine this going into an eight-year-old. These things rammed your son's ass to smithereens. Well, it'd be fair, sir. It's not... It's a scale. It's several times larger than it would be. I just wanted to show the detail work. Should be fine, then. Oh, so the boy's got a chance. I'm sorry, Mrs. McGonagall. We have great news. Your son is alive, but probably just violently raped. Just regular, gaily raped. He's been raped for sure, but he's alive. Oh, thank God. Ah, fuck. He's calling again. I'll get my pencil. No. I'll get my pencil out. For the last time, no. Wait, my art supplies

are already back in the van. In my penis-shaped van that says the penis tracer, call now on the side. My giant novelty penis van that the whole front end is made out of rubber and it bounces around hitting other cars and there's dog ears on it. Oh, yeah. What else? I had something else I wanted to talk about. No, Adam, how do you feel about your beloved Las Vegas Raiders and the racism of the head coach? The way I feel about the racism, I look at it negatively. Okay. The way I feel about the team's bounce back from the racism. I resolve fantastic. Did you see the shit he was saying? Ebony and ivory coming together as one beneath the beneath the banner of the silver and black. Can't get enough. He just

calls Goodell a faggot, right? He said he's a no football, no football. He called him a pussy and a faggot, I believe. And I think they were, I think they were just like, um, I don't know how they got new some of the cheerleaders. Guess what time it is. What time? We got a special news update from Adam who wants to tell you about how you can save 20% off at fucklies. At buckles dot com at blue chew dot com. Well, it's more than get you fucking shine box. He called them a faggot and a clueless anti football for our fans around the world. We're talking about the real class of Las Vegas Raiders, John Gruner. And then he said that the good del should not have pressured Jeff Fisher to draft queers.

Oh, Michael Sam. I forgot about that guy, but the Raiders have a gay guy on their team. Carl Nassib. That's right. So, so, so there you go. So that's interesting. So anyway, this is the Nick. This copy seems okay. We'll just use this one. Nick is in the bathroom now. This episode is sponsored by blue chew. Say it with us. Blue chew. You want to try again? Blue, blue chew. Blue chew is making waves and bringing more confidence to the bedroom by offering chewable tablets that can help men get stronger and longer lasting erections. Oh, awesome. It's a unique online service that delivers the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, but in chewable form and that that a fraction of the cost. I love

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Eric Albertson quiet down for coming quiet down during my plugs. James Costa, the impressionist from the Robin Williams. Thank you for being Stav's number one. He's my number one fan. So I'm going to be in Madison, Wisconsin this weekend. And then the weekend after that I'm in Detroit and Columbus. And then I do the I'm headlining the New York Comedy Festival at Gotham. I'm going to be on that's November 10th. Get your tickets. Those are going fast. That's the one stop of the Prince of Pleasure tour in New York City. And then we got New Orleans that weekend the 13th. And then I'm in Tampa after that and then Boston after that. And also, so please come out and see me. I'm going to be announcing dates for 2022

soon. We got the calendar coming soon, the 2022 calendar. And also, if you're a basketball fan, it's basketball season. I do a basketball pod with Sam Morrell called pod don't lie. Go ahead and fucking dip your little nuts in that. We're doing our big season previews this week. We did the Eastern Conference last week. And we're doing the Western Conference later today actually. So go check that out. Pod don't lie. So a couple more facts about Jamie Costa. Let's hear him. Born in Charleston, South Carolina. He's five foot six. Oh, he's taller shorter than us. His parents are named Milton and Beth Costa. Wow. But you didn't know that guy. Beth cost a hundred dollars to fuck her pussy. Yeah, that's right. Any

other details about just calling power should have so funny. They said that it was the cancer, Nick. It was the cancer that weakened his immune system. So so what's the point of getting the vaccine? What's James? Well, I mean, he's a fucking oldest shit. It helps. Yeah, but isn't that what the vaccine is to protect people that are like vulnerable? It fucking helps people not die. Motherfucker. But he died. Okay, he fucking died. Fine. An old guy with cancer who got it. But that's who the vaccine's supposed to protect. No, it's supposed to make it so that most people don't fucking end up most people don't die from COVID. It infects old people and people that are immunocompromised. A lot of people go

to the fucking hospital. And you just fucking don't like I'm not scared of being in the fucking getting in the hospital now. If I get it. Yeah. Well, I think it's I think it's badass that he died because I was always against the Iraq war. And I heard I heard Colin Powell died and the first thing I said was freaky fuck. Yes. Freak fuck. Yes. Now he's in hell with Henry Kissinger. Not Henry Hitler. What? Henry so what getting Oh, he would cost it was apparently Jurassic World Exodus. Okay. Okay, so he's a he's a big shot actor. He's a big hot shot actor. He wasn't just some guy making a video. Oh, he's done his first. He became widely known for capturing the likeness and spirit of Robin Williams who had died

earlier that year. So this is his second go. So he just did impressions of Robin Williams doing impressions. He's also done some television work. He was on caught on camera with Nick Cannon season two episode three. If you guys want to check that out. That sounds awesome. So anyway, what's what else is in the news? Colin Powell's dead. Mm hmm. Yep, because the vaccine didn't work for him. I'll put what we'll say it that way that for him. Thanks a fucking asshole. But no, but I mean, I could wait. That's the vaccine did not prevent him from dying of COVID. So people shouldn't get vaccinated. I did not say that. I'm just saying that's where you're fucking implying. I'm not implying anything. I'm just saying

for some people like Colin Powell, the vaccine does nothing. Yeah, certain people, members of society, if you're old and you have preexisting conditions, there's a possibility that the vaccine will do nothing. Yes, there is a possibility that it might not work. There's also a possibility that you're gay. That's true. That is, there is a possibility. And you could say it's a small possibility, but you would also say it's a small possibility that, you know, you would say that Colin Powell is sort of an anomaly, right? I guess, dude, what is this big fucking vaccine debate club? I'll get somewhere with this. But so you'd say that's an anomaly. That's a rarity. Go ahead. Yes. And you'd say, and you already admit that

there is a possibility that you're gay. Yes, I admit that. Would you say that there are similar odds? Yes. Yes. So it's a fact. Okay, let's see. Colin Powell dying. Let's hear him out. A small percentage. The same probability as stop being gay proves that stuff estimates is the same probability. But I don't think it's similar is gay. I don't think it proves that it's the same odds and everybody knows numbers hit in the same day. That's not how it works. It's probably to Nick plays the numbers all the time. They call me the scratch off game. That is what they call it. He loves playing the numbers. He loves playing with a guy's penis. I love playing the ponies, the ponies. Colin Powell, this Colin Powell

impression by some gay drama kid is it's when he found out that Jim Belushi is dead. But I just I just I guess I just got fucking covid from him by sucking his dick. That's here's another question I want to know about the okay, you know it spreads airborne wise, but is it possible to get covid from gay sex? And I think it literally is there was an outbreak in in fire up in fire island and fire island. And why the fuck are we talking about that? That's because it's homophobic to bring that up. Well, because gay men, if they don't have if they don't drink a little bit of cum every once in a while, they'll go crazy. They go crazy. So they have to take a like a Dracula. Exactly right where they don't they can only

sustain on their own comfort so long. But if you've seen the movie Twilight, the good Dracula's they only suck animals, bloods. So the good gay guys only suck animals off and shit like that to get. Yeah, so they don't have to hunt down. That's kind of they don't have to hunt down, you know, straight men, you know, yeah, they don't hunt down. Exactly. They don't have to hunt down innocent straight men. Yeah, like remember an interview with the vampire were fucking LaGrange or whatever the fuck his name is his suck is drinking and ratch and he's weak because he needs some good human. Yeah, because that's the good shit. Damn, I got a hacker for some barbecue. We're up at the cabin. We got a little bar

like a woodland barbecue place. You think they got that? No, probably not. That won't happen. It's we're just going to do cocaine and play with the hand. I'm not doing cocaine this time, brother. I'm not. We'll see. I'm not. I'm too fat for cocaine that I broke my. No, I broke my either be fat or do cocaine rule last time. I think that's a good. They got to figure uses mRNA technology to make people immune to the harms of cocaine. Yeah, that that would be a break. They're talking about using this shit to cure cancer. Fuck that. You got to die at some point. Yep. What they need to do is create mRNA vaccines that make it so that you can just blast fentanyl directly into your frontal lobe. Yeah, just

jam it in there. Not only that, but just also mRNA vaccines that you can just be like fully fucking transitioned in like an hour. I'll be on a different gender. Yeah. And then come back, you know, oh, you can come back. I'd love to play. I'd love to take a little breakfast at Tiffany's little seat. But what if you get stuck breakfast as Tiffany's breakfast as Tiffany where you guys, you guys will become girls and I become the Chinese neighbor. We're all juiced up. And we're like, all right, Nick, time to take the antidote. And you go right, Ray. You're like, me, no, right. And then we go to the doctor's office. He's like, oh, he didn't take the first bill. Yeah, he's just that's just him. Oh, Missa, go right

Ray. Yeah, I'm analog, motherfucker. I don't need no damn max vaccine. I got natural immunity to not being Chinese. I would, I, I do think it'd be cool to be someone that transitions to transitions. I would be able to end my life if I can trick a local news station somewhere in this country into having me on as somebody with long COVID symptoms. And I show up for the interview and I got my fucking eyes tape back or something. Just get a little bit in there. A little like that. I thought I did not have after, you know, I was sick. You can start talking Chinese like you have Tourette's. Yes, you can be talking regular and then you're like, you know, they're like, Oh, sorry, part of the code. Yeah, I think some woman

already did that because women pretend I also don't know is long COVID real or no, it's only instinctually. I was like this. It's not really long. It's women say that they have COVID for a year after they got COVID. Really? They're like, I just won't go away. It's one of those diseases women need where they need to blanket. They need a fainting couch. Yeah. Like, what was the one you said before? Something myalgia? Fibromyalgia. Yeah. What is that? It's fake. Another woman disease. It's fake. It's a chronic fatigue. They're only through a couple of real diseases. You know, erectile dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, being bald, black, pale, pattern baldness, pattern baldness. Yeah. Black lung, heart attack,

heart disease, acne, beating your wife. Yeah. Getting angry as CTE. Yep. CT is definitely in there. Yeah. Imposter syndrome. Imposter syndrome. Yep. The fellas, the fellas diseases. You know, for the boys being bisexual. Yeah. That's I don't think that's a disease. Pick one or the other. Pick a side. That's what I always say. And then they're doing, they're doing boosters for all of them now. Did that happen? We got the Moderna booster on deck. I think so. I don't know. I can't cause there's, first of all, they either need to get rid of the FDA or the CDC pick, but there's one and NIH that could all be one thing. I agree. That's too many fucking little FDA is like, got Fauci and then you got this other bitch,

Joe and Jalonski or whatever you bitch on deck. The CDC bitch that came in with Biden. What's her name? She always looks, she looks like she's learning how to read every time. No idea. Judging. Bro, once I got the fucking facts, I stopped paying all goddamn attention. Yeah. I mean, I only read Chinese state media. So I don't really, I kind of get sort of. I'll get that third boost up. I love that one guy that dunks on America. Chen, Chen, way away. It calls women like a bitch and stuff. That's awesome. That guy's cool. Lifetime bitch. That's what he said. Lifetime bitch. Yeah, let me get that fucking booster Reno and let me, you know, I don't know. I mean, I'm not going to live my life any different.

I'm still, I've been on the road this whole damn time. Well, tell you which one doesn't need a booster. Sinopharm. What's Sinopharm? The Chinese vaccine. Oh, really? Yeah, they made the virus. They made the vaccine. You mix and match. Look at my shit. Look at my TV. What does it say on the front? Sony. Okay. Now look at the amp. What does it say? Sony. Look at the speaker. What is it? So Sony, brother. That's right. He's a company, man. Well, company. How do we get Sinopharm stay on brand? You gotta go out there. Well, what you do is you DM Chen way. Wow. And you say, bro, love your shit. Yeah. Let me. I also think that woman's a bitch. Can I please get a little fucking sign? Can you hook it up?

And then you take a secret little trip. Secret little trip to fucking Beijing. Mm hmm. I'd love to go to China. Yeah. Oh, you can't go. They won't have me. You just got to register as a foreign agent with the State Department. And then you can do whatever fucking you want. Can you travel right now? To China and shit? Yeah, if you're a fucking intelligence asset. I am. Did not like me. I'm very intelligent. I'm going over there to try the different types of Chinese pussy catalog it. I think that's what I'm gonna do after the show. Be a spook. Yeah. Do you have law enforcement for the massage? No, no. Yeah, yeah, that's true. You get in there easy. Then you get to your door. No, no. Once you're massage,

you can transfer over to CIA. I just don't want to hang out with those people. You know, it's true. They are fucking annoying. They're annoying. Here we go. The wealthiest 10% of Americans own a record 89% of all US stocks. It's so funny that like all like for the rest of your life, you're just going to hear about how rich rich people are. Yeah. And nothing's going to be done about it. Yeah. Let's just people just sort of sustain their way to steal a little bit from them. A new study says rich people are bad. And you're like, Yeah, they are bad. That's good for me not being the bad. You know, we should fucking find is because Bezos is ex-wife married some regular teacher. Did she? Oh, yeah, you don't know this. She

are ready. She ready? Yeah, some guy got the fucking bag off Jeffrey. Salute to him. Jeffrey the giraffe from towards our no Jeffrey Bezos. He did what? Oh, they got the they got the forest and she married like just a regular teacher just got married like that already. Yeah, dude. So what I'm saying is what I'm saying is this guy's new to having half a billion or whatever. You know, he's in his elementary school teacher. Huh? He's a teacher. He's a teacher. So what's he look like? Just some regular motherfucker. Just a regular guy. I mean like an ancient like a master like a Chinese master. Not like a no not like a Zen. I'm a teacher. No, no, no, not like the guy from Kill Bill with the long white

goatee. Are you sure? I think so. Can he be slowly sliding a sword into her pussy? Oh, he's also bald. He's also. Yeah, what do you say like stop you really fucked up, man. Yeah. No, you could have been shit up. I'm not Mackenzie. Mackenzie is hot. Mackenzie Bezos. Mackenzie looks good. I guess she having you. If I type in Jeff Bezos, my phone just shows me the amount of money he's worth. I didn't type in anything else. That's the top of the phone. It just says $131 billion. Dan Jewett. He seems like a good guy, honestly. Dan Jewish. Dan Jewish. Yeah, just some regular fucking guy. How'd they meet? I don't know hopefully he was her children go to the school. Wow. Wow. Damn. He's teaching your kids and

fucking your bitch, Jeff. Oh my God. You're gonna let that happen, Jeff. So anyway, my point is we could probably rob him because he's new to being rich. What the fuck is wrong with his face? Does he have Bell's palsy? He's got a weird I thing and I think he's getting like fillers who pays us. Oh yeah. Yeah. What are fillers like? What are you doing down there in front of the store? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why are these fellas hanging that laundry in front of the store? We should call the plus on them. You fill up. You fill up his ass with those type of guys go ugly. They both used to be. Yeah. I mean, Mackenzie could still get it in a certain light. I love Mackenzie, dude. Mackenzie is tough looking, but Jeff

was a real teeth doing a little nightmare dance. Yeah, dad, bro. She got fixed. She got her shit fixed up though. She got all that shit fixed. I can't wait to get my face fixed. What are you gonna do? Cheek boot. I'm gonna have my fucking every all the skin removed here. So I'm just like a skeleton and then you sharpen all my teeth. That's awesome. And then a metal jaw like apocalypse. That's fucking sick, dude. I'm gonna get the fucking Kumail Nanjiani jaw. Yeah, me too. No, I'm doing it. No, but I'm also you. You don't have the heft, the personal heft to pull it off. Yeah, but wouldn't it be funny on my body to see that big of a jaw? You can't. Now you Google X meant apocalypse. Always

gay shift in the movies. Yeah. Instead of here we go. The classic classic blue lip. But I don't know now. I was like, I'm a fucking you fucking bad man trailer. You see that shit with the patent. It actually looks pretty good. I'm sure it's good, dude. I'm hyped. I'm back in. I'm a Pattinson fan. Oh, yeah, I like him. Yeah, he's a strange bloke. IGN X men filmmakers explain apocalypse and his powers like imagine reading an article like that. Yeah, like this is just like super strong and biggest shit, right? Who cares? Yeah. But I got blue lips. We look the same. Yeah, you guys look exactly same. You got a cool voice. I'm gonna get my eyeball. My cornea is injected with red shit. Yeah, red, red

ass. I already got black fucking irises. You do. So that'd be cool. Yeah, you could look like the guy from limb biscuit. West Borland. West Borland. See, that'd be sick if you look like that. Yeah, just one of those dicks. Should I get a lip fillers? Just have my you know, my lips even bigger. Yeah, I'm thinking what your face needs. Your eyes when you take your glasses off are horrible. Why? You say it's so you are disgusting. There's something weird when your eyes come because like your glass come off and you just it's like moment where your eyes are so little. Well, okay, for the bad listeners at home, I found West Borland's Twitter is to handle his ghost insane three. That's not me. He's got seven followers.

He's like, it's me guys. I swear to God, it's me. You need some for your underneath your eyes is what I was gonna say. What do you mean? No, but I think girls like a guy with like a no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think they do. I think they do. I think it makes them look like mysterious. I think when you think that's your glass come off. You look fucked up. At least when you're tired. Yeah, it really looks when I'm sleeping. I don't know man. Something about it just gives me the heebie jeebies. Come on. I'm being honest with you carried away. So I'm thinking about being fattish. Okay. Wow. Looks like we struck a nerve. I'm off again. Let's see the eyes of the glass. No, come on. Let's pull them

off. No, we're not. I'll be. I'll give a fair reaction. It is bad, dude. I'm not saying you're a bad looking guy in the mirror. You're a cute guy with your glasses on because they're all dark circles around your hole. It's not even under your eyes. It's around your entire look like you're in pain. They're not deep said that you look like I look like I'm honestly you look like you look like lovers eyes. You look like Michael Keaton Beetlejuice. Yeah, people love Michael. I'm just I'm being honest with you. Hey, it's me, Adam. I'm a what's wrong with it. I think I was kind of nice podcast. No, it doesn't. It's not nice. You fucked up. I look kind of nice. It's showtime. I don't think you look nice. You look great

with the glasses on. Thank you. You said great. Fine. I'm just trying to that's nice. That's really nice. You look okay with the glasses on. Why do you need a night back track? There is a I will be honest. There's something where I'm like why? Why does it fucking piss like some pisses me off when you take your glasses on? Why? Because that's how it looks when people that you know with glasses on aren't wearing glasses. No, that's how I look like a natural phenomenon. That's not how I look at all. What do you mean? No, I look different with my glasses off. You look more Chinese. You look more Chinese. Okay, I look I look relative someone. Someone's feelings are hurt right now. And I that was not my intention

at him. I was just telling you, you're ugly as fuck with your glasses off. And that just means that for real ugly as fuck. Huh? That just means like you're for real ugly as fuck. You have to wear a mask. Well, we're talking about what do we want to do with plastic surgery and I said something with your fucked up eyes. What do we got here? Gina Davis, who's breast release? Gina Davis. Gina Davis's breast on her pussy tonight. All right, man, I'm sorry Adam. I wasn't well now. What should I do? Apologize? I don't know. Plus surgery. 300 pounds. Okay. Wow. This is clearly that I've hurt your feelings because you've never gone at me five times in a row with five times in a row. What do you mean? It was a little

sorry three to two at least three. We'll rewind the tape and by and by the way, I think you look good. Thanks dude. I think you look good. That is shit. Okay, four. There we go. I said you look good, but disgustingly bad shit revolting. Wow. I think that was revolting. I'm being honest with you right in a moment. I'm being a good friend and letting you know you're shortcoming so you can work on that. Let me know. Let me know in front of our in front of our friend, our friends will either listen to the show or round up back on. Oh my God, those are incredible. Gina Davis. I mean, those just takes me. No, we're not showing you. Mimi Rogers has some of the one of the nicest pairs of all time. It's almost

time for Adam to do his job. No, it is Adam. Yeah. What's talking about Ridge Wallet? Ridge Wallet is asked me about Ridge Wallet. And it's for whores. Okay, or midgets. I said that you're going to say small people. Midge. How you doing, Mitch? Hey, Mitch. Hey, Mitch. I'd love to fuck a lady. Why don't you give me here and give me a whidge of my smidge. What's Mitch short? What do you call Margaret Margaret? Really? Yeah, Maggie. Marge Marge Maggie. But Mitch Margaret is for all the Margaret has the best a bitch named Margaret always has the best. There's no, there's no kind of kind of steady, easy horse. There's no cut. There's no take a take a Margaret to a diner called Peggy Midge. What about

Peg? Peg Peggy. That's Peggy short for Margaret. What? Yeah. How? I don't know. That's where is the P. I know. I know. It's like a dick is short for Richard. Wouldn't it make sense for it to be like Pamela or something like that? Peg is short for Margaret. How? Because I think it's some Irish bullshit. Richard and Dick. I the C. H. No. Pam is. What? Peg is. I'm not seeing interesting. I mean, Midge Marge Maggie mags. I'm not seeing it in the stack. You can even go marry if you wanted to with Margaret. If you had a better fucking get on. Get on your dick is is Pam or what is it? Kim Peg short for Mark for Elizabeth. Yeah. Peggy is a female first name often called tell the peg derived from Maggie a diminutive

version of the name. Maggie I like Maggie. That's Margaret the Maggie. Yeah. Maggie Maggie. Margaret Margaret Margarita. Margarita Peggy. That's a bitch take to a motel and kill yourself in the hotel. She sleeps while she's trying to figure out. She's trying to figure out how to use the ice machine. You fucking put a gun in your mouth. She can't get home because she doesn't know how to drive stick. Okay. Interesting. So okay. Maggie Mudge Daisy for some reason. I don't know. That's what I mean. Do they the Margarit Marge Margo Margie Marjorie Meg Megan. They got all the good Gretchen weekend weekend with Margaret goes to Gretchen Rita drunken weekend with a bitch. That's true. That's awesome. That might be

the best nickname name of all. Yeah. I don't know what else beats it. I mean you would think Richard for because of Dick and Ricky and so in 2013 father and son team Daniel and Paul Kane launched the Ridge wallet on Kickstarter and now it sits in the front pockets of over a million men and women worldwide. You know what what you're you're really good at your job. I'm talking about a great job. Thanks. Thanks. And I have to praise compliment our well you know you're fucking in your feelings. I said your eyes are fucked up. You got you got shitty I was taking it out on everybody else. And I want to say the two of maybe I went a step too far. So I want to overcorrect. That was disgusting. The first time in his

life is taking too many steps. Okay. I've taken all I used to be the 20,000 step bastard. Thank you very much. The two have since recruited a small close knit team to execute on their vision of creating quality functional projects products. Sorry. And Ridge wallet. They prefer to do more with less. It's not just a remark on resourcefulness. It's a call to maximize your life by minimizing where you bring along because you don't need everything and be prepared for anything. They're streamlining daily life through quality products and redefining the energy every day essentials. That's awesome. Like wallets, backpacks and chargers with minimalist designs that don't sacrifice the function by eliminating access and building

to performance grade. They turn the items you carry into tools for better living. Wow. Yeah. That's really impressive, actually. So yeah, we love us. We love the region. They don't have just wallets. They got bags. Nick, what's the promo code? It's come down or come down to you. It's come down or come down 20. It's come down or come down 20. Fuck you. I think it's come down. But I, you know, try either one. I think Ridge might actually not have a promo code. Well, either way, want to sabotage their shit, which, you know, I fuck with. We're fans of the product. These are products that we use every day. You know what there was? Because remember, we went there. We did this. We did this before

you. It's come down. I think it's come down. So if you put in the promo code, come down or come down 20. Check it out. I think it's come down. We'll get 20% off probably. Yeah. Or something. And they have great products. The fucking bag. Why don't you tell us how good the, um, the duffel bag is, Nick? I don't know. I haven't used it. Oh, you don't know. It's just sitting in a closet. Not sitting in a closet. I told you I had a use for it. What some stuff is in it. Let's just say it's buried somewhere. What do you think? Well, I'm sure the duffel bag is good and I wish I could give you guys. I got a lot of plans in this world that you don't need to know about. You're better. But somebody

needed two bags, one of which he doesn't even really use one of them is it will one day save your life. We'll see about that or avenge it. Oh, I don't want more avenged. I don't want it to be avenged. What do you have? I don't want to die. I'm not saying anymore. The duffel bag has use. Really? Because last time I said this, you said you gave it to a homeless guy. So it seems like you're full of dog shit, actually. I filled with my own shit made out of human food. Thank you. Well, folks, that's that. And go to Ridgewell. They got a great line of products. They have knives. Sorry, I still don't understand here. What is the premise that you should use? I got the small bag. I got the small bag. You two

got big sized bags. You got the small bag, but you also got the knife. You got fucking the two phone. You got a lot of tools. You got all the other shit. A lot of tools. Because you missed one pocket. The bag is the same fucking size. It's not the same size. It's a much bigger bag. It's not. It's a much bigger bag with a lot more fucking use. Not a much bigger. No, it's got. Thank you, Adam. I put my laptop in the bag that I got. I use it. And then you get to do more stuff. I was also there. Mine only takes a laptop. I was there at the beginning of the Ridgewall at Saugai. And you also got a gold wallet for yourself. You didn't want the gold wallet. Well, you will. But you wanted it. I know. And I saw

you were like, you only want something because I have it. No, I don't want. I'm just saying you got premium stuff. Mm hmm. Okay. Okay, you're right. That's a good point. I had no use for the gold thing. That is pretty. So I said, here you go, Nick, have the gold thing. You have no use for a duffel bag. I have plenty of use for it. The duffel bag holds all of the merchandise. It is part of we gave away all the merchandise. No, the there's still extra there's a shit ton of wallets in that fucking bag. How about this? I'll take them both. I'll take them all. Nick gives them actually, honestly, of course, I was about to donate the duffel bag anyways. And I think I'm going to give it to Adam and this is the

best part. This is the best part. I've been clear. I want the duffel bag. But his eyes, you remember I thought for months. I've been talking about I want this duffel bag. It was while you were it matches to the duffel bag. It's empty. I will give you that. That's true. It does matches. We're not sad. Thing is, is that I got my eyes from my mother who said, okay, all right. I just say, I just say, I told you, I told you, I told you my first love, the second Adam's mom's diagnosed. I said, he's going to use this to get that duffel bag three years ago. I said, he's going to. I already know it. And the thing is, he just started this. His initial thing was just to call me disgustingly fat seven times. And

now it was seven. I said, I finally done on him to guilt to me because he knows how to really get to me. I said, I think I said, Adam said, Adam's publicly saying, I'm so sad. And I said, look, watch it. He is at home ecstatic about this diagnosis because he knows what it means in terms. You were already going to give him the duffel bag. You were in this scenario. You just said you were going to give it to him because of his eyes. It's fine, dude. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I've made it clear. I've made it clear that duffel bag would mean a lot, but that's okay. I wasn't making fat jokes at you. Yes, you were. I said, I like that you are revolting. Okay, there it is again. There it is again.

And by the way, your mom is a lot cute. Was a lot cuter than you think you were John Revolta and her eyes are a lot. One would dispute. Rise were a lot better. It's kind of fucked up of you to bring her into this with your fucked up eyes. Well, it's fucked up for you to remind me. Rest in peace to an angel, but your eyes are fucked up. All right. So go to Ridge wallet.com and use promo code. Come town and we'd like to apologize to Ridge wallet corporation for arguing during their ad read. This show is about friendship. It's not about owning, but you know what? Sometimes friends have healthy or honest with each other and other friends lash out. So that's kind of a natural thing. Never lash. I would never

lash. I've never lashed a day in my life. Fuck. If you remember when the Jews were slaves in Egypt, we were lashed by the task masters. That is true. I am the one. I would love that dude to just be like some kind of giant God with a jackal head whipping a bunch of Jewish I don't think it was the God's doing it. They had 12 guys. So you think it was like Christian Jewish? I'm all two dimensional with a whip until they make my fucking triangle house. Make that fucking triangle. That would be sick. If it was I want a big ass triangle live in. If it was like Abrahamic God versus fucking like the Egyptian God. What are some of their names? I think that there was off. Yeah, that one. Osiris raw. Yeah. ISIS was

one of them. Isis. Yeah. Osiris is skaters. Skaters are the one who the one or the God of shredding. The God of big ass. Morpheus. Morpheus. Morpheus. Cypher tank. Yeah, Joe Panteliano. Yeah, Joe Panteliano. Trinity. Joey Pants. Whoever that dyke was the oracle. The dyke that only says not like this. Not like this. And then she dies. Will Smith's wife. Welcome to pink it being veneto army army. Well, dude, I had will any I had the CD was a crazy with the catch in my ass on in the silver spoon show of my trying to get the cat out cough to your own for it. Dude, what the hell Adam? This is the ice thing really. I want to see you make yourself sick. Let's make yourself. I apologize. How you

know it? I apologize for the asking for the policy because clearly with this whole podcast has been about shooting on you basically. And I've never seen you this hurt than right now and I'm sorry. I was hurt when I was I was hurt many times, but on the inside. But now I've been talking about there. All right. And I feel it hurt on the inside. I retract showed on the outside. Maybe start showing it on the outside. That's fair. That's fair. And you know what? That's affecting me because as a friend, I'm reading your signals. You have to give me that at least. That's true. I am. There's no way to have known until this exact. I thought you liked it. I do. And from now on, this is a big turning point

in the podcast. This is a whole new thing holding you a whole new fucking world. Nick still gay, but that's true. Beyond that, we're going to we're going to change our ways. There you try to come with me with your fucking pedophile. Stop it. Pedophile. That's not a real thing. They don't look like they don't have a specific type of eyes. Your beetle juice as pedophiles. I am not laughing at that because I respect my friend that. Well, what a great time. Look familiar. Panda eyes. It's a pedophile slang for child sodomy. No, it's not an atom has those eyes. How do you know the slang? Maybe because you're on the inside. No, I got this happens to children. They get fucked by pedophiles. Okay. So you're

bringing up my, my soul. So actually, Adam, wait, hold on. This is disgusting. It's a pedophile slang for child sodomy. When a child is forcibly sodomize, their eyes can welt the black circles due to the blunt trauma involved. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's cool. They have their own slang making their eyes look like that of a panda. God, that's a Facebook group called stand up. Speak out. Warning. Distract. This is my favorite thing is like middle-aged people are like, I speak out against child abuse on the internet. It's like, well, like who's, who's going to have anti pedophiles that they find that they're probably people that were mostly they find Brian laundry yet. I don't think so. Now dog, the bounty hunter

goes missing also. Fuck. But yeah, dude. Yeah. He can't be stopped. It's a warning. Yeah. Laundry will not be good. Not laundry will not go lightly into the night. Dude, I'm glad for this guy. He's really, he's really written a written this out. He's making white guys look pretty fucking cool. Good at camping. He's stopped you and him are probably the most famous bald man. I'm not bald. I have hair. I don't know what you're talking about. Brian laundry look alike ambushed by feds at gunpoint. Here's the thing. If you're some kind of bald beard faggot, don't go hiking this week. Yeah. Don't anyway. And I know you live for that because of Brian. Those guys love hiking. The thing about Brian laundry is, is that everyone's

met this guy a million times at like shitty parties where people are playing beer pong way too late into their 20s. Yep. That they're filled with these kind of guys that are like going their whole year is going driving the Bonnaroo. Look at this guy. He looks nothing like him. He looks nothing. He's just that type of honestly, I have no, if you told me that was him, I would, I would say yeah, it is. I don't know what he looks like. Wait. So the feds just ambushed this guy. They got a hot tip. This is how shitty the fucking FBI is. Look at this part. This guy says the agent. Fuck. I pause it. Do you say I'm sorry? Well, the agent inspected the side of his head and said, you have a notch in the upper

part of your inner ear, just like him. So now we're doing ear, inner ear analysis that because everyone knows that people's ear anatomy is so wildly distinct that everybody has different ridges inside their ear. Fuck. I have to shit, but I couldn't shit earlier because somebody I won't say who took an incredibly stinky shit. Yeah. But we're not going to say we're not going to say who was somebody. And listen, and I can't say here's the guy's name Severin Beckwith. That's the guy's name. Yeah, he's a bald beard hiking guy. Severin Beckwith. Cause yeah, this guy was he on a hike when he got an ambush. He like these guys, they do nothing but eat cliff bars, go in the woods and fuck some saggy titted bitch that smells

bad. They wear. Yeah. They wear like those waffle Henleys Henleys. Yeah. Yeah. Or life is good t-shirt. Yeah. Remember that brand? And they do also play guitar parties. Oh yeah. And they love those are definitely and they love this podcast. I don't know. Do they? I think so. I guess a good amount of them do. I guess I'm just going to go home and shit now because somebody took a bad shit in here and I smelled a couple of my forts. They're bad. I don't want to disrespect the house with two bad shits in a row. Yeah. Following the marshals advice Beckwith shaved his beard. So look, these motherfuckers, they're so bad at their job. Yeah. They're just going to go fucking harass somebody. This guy's not

even fucking bald. Also, also, you don't think fucking, he looks nothing like this guy. The fucking us marshals, they do their job wrong and they're like, you need to change your appearance. laundry's not getting haircuts in the world. The other thing is you don't think he's going to. He could shave his beard. Like they're not looking for a guy. I know I just said, don't go hiking. Right. I said to them, maybe don't go, you know, hiking right now. No, no, go hiking, but I'm trying to protect you. These cocksuckers are going to shave a shove a gun in your face and make you shave your face. Bullshit, dude. I can't believe the authorities told him to shave and as a Muslim myself. Yeah, you know, that's

a double offense. It's yeah. Add that to it. Your piece of shit. Oh fuck. I can't believe it, man. What? How do people know he's still in the country? What if you just what if you just got a got over to go dude? You might have, you know, what if you just fucking hop hop the Rio Grande? It's possible. What is that? It's a guy who also another look alike, but he doesn't. He also doesn't really look like that guy. Hey, she's a guy with a bald head. This is a one honestly again. If you told me that was him, I would say yes, it is. It would be sick if Brian Laundrie was pulling all the strings and did have a bunch of local likes like Saddam Hussein. Yes, yes, yes. Be sick if he was actually. Maybe he's in

the desert with a little fan blue woman who pioneered the FBI's behavioral science unit. It's like anyone can just get a job at the FBI being like, Oh yes, I'm in a, I'm a come pattern analysis expert. I'm an empath. I can tell that exactly what he was thinking by the pattern of ejaculate on the bed. And he's staying at the Motel six and you should barge in there with guns and shoot whoever's the first person. He'll be, he'll be, I can tell by the viscosity of his juice, he'll be dangerous. That's who did it. Don't knock. That's yeah. No knock. No knock. And maybe do like a, maybe do like one of those like right wing Hispanic guys this time. I feel like that'll balance. That'll probably put

us in the clear. One of those Puerto Rican guys that voted for Trump. Maybe one of those and then we'll dust or we'll clap our hands off and we're done for the day. We did it boys. And then it's back to the mosque to create fake 911 fucking 19 and blame it on a retard. Do we still care about Muslims? No, they're still harassing. After the capital ride, it's like now that now they can just now you can just go for anyone. Yeah, like these fucking parent, the PT at whatever. I mean, well, when they went for the Muslims, you said nothing. Don't get me started. But no, no, don't folks, because we've already done I think a full two minutes over an hour. Oh my gosh. That's free. Would you like to

do the honors? Wow, seven and a half minutes. Would I press the greener stop button stop?