The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 308 – Worth the Damn Wait

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

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All right. It's April 20th, 420. Oh, tomorrow. No, today is 420 episode. Today is 420. Boston Laugh Boston May 5th or 7th. I will be there. Go to the Laugh Boston website or go to any of the various social media things I have and check there should be the link should be in my bio. But much, much more importantly, I'll be a Providence next week, the 28th through the 30th. Then I'm in the, at the DC Improv, the 12th through the 15th. Then I'm in San Diego. Then I'm in Philadelphia, June 16th through the 18th. Come suck these little fucking titties. I also have a Pantheon at some point. And I'll probably be back in the city doing regular shows, probably working on the New Hour in New York coming up through

the summer. But go to those fucking shows, you little fuckers. Subscribe to my YouTube. The special is coming out in May. I swear, I keep pushing it back. I swear it's coming out. It's so close to being done. My dick is getting really hard. And then finally, my fucking strange friends, Robbie and Alan are making a movie. I'm going to play a fat scumbag in it. It's another stretch for me. Wow. And they're crowdfunding shit. So if you like weird motherfuckers from the internet, making weird fucked up movies that I'm get to be in, go give them a couple bucks. Jamel's in it as well. Wow. The whole team. Jamel Stavros and Lori Beth Danberg. And me. Yep. It's the fucking three of the cutest, fattest

people you've ever seen in your life. It's called the bowling balls. Leave the alley. The bowling balls. Leave the alley, brother. The bowling balls. Yeah. It's like toy story, but it's about bowling balls. Three bowling balls that keep rolling, trying to roll their way home. So it's a really interesting avant-garde little movie. The subtitles dance freak. The bowling balls leave the alley. Subtitle dance freak. Anyway, check it out. Suck me off. I'm excited to do that shit. I'm trying to become Hollywood Halkus. That's the move. I don't become a Hollywood mullin. I don't have to act in shit. I just got fucking sunglasses. Yeah. I'm noticing you've been wearing sunglasses all day today. I've got the lenses warrantied

on my regular glasses. Only got the prescription shades. Interesting. I might not even pick up my glasses. I might just leave them there. Be a light ombre glasses type guy. Yeah. Yeah. I have to be honest. I feel like you got to be older to pull that off. I am older, bitch. You're not old enough. I'm older than you. Yeah, by a few months. You're older than me by what? Eight months? Nine months? Yeah, but I've lived more. Not really. I spent most of my life drunk as shit passed out in apartment complexes. That's living. Yeah. That's the spice of life. That shit takes years of your life. That's true. What the fuck was I going to say? Who cares? Who fucking cares? Adam confused the principle for Steve Harvey for

some lady that was kicked out of Destiny's Child. Latoya Luckett? Yeah. She was in Destiny's Child? I thought she was an actress. Latoya Left Eye. No, you're thinking of Lisa Left Eye Lopez. Lisa Left Eye Landry. Who's Lisa Landry? I think that's the mom from Sister Sister. No. Wasn't that Jack K? Jack K. Jack K. Landry. J K. Jack K. Still, she's on the internet talking about getting her pussy fucking worked over. She's horny. She's pretty horny on the internet. That's cool. It is cool. That's cool. I hope somebody fucks Jack K just for the fuck of it. I love it when a woman of a certain age expresses her sexuality proudly. I do too. And you know what else? You know they suck dick like fucking Beethoven. Oh,

he's doing the grapefruit trick every damn time. She's a fucking maestro when it comes to slopping. It's like when you see a retired, it's like when a fucking, you know, like an old guy's got to put on his fucking shirt, his knee pads, he's got to ice up, he's got to whatever. And it's like maybe he's not as mobile as he once was, but the skill is unbelievable. That's Jack K. When she sucks dick. Yeah, she's like, you know, she's like fucking some bonus. When he came over from Russia, she her knees were blown out, but she was still could have been the goat. You just think, man, if I had caught her in her prime, we're not for the Soviet dick sucking program, she could have been the greatest

of all time. The throat coat. So anyway, guys, go ahead and look up our Vita some bonus. One of the greatest European basketball players ever. My penis sadly never got to the NBA due to the Soviet unions not letting him out of his contract. He didn't get to the NBA until much later in his prime, past his prime. Anyway, that's where you see the Chernobyl show. No, I didn't watch it. I just there's a part where you see you guys paint. There's a bunch of guys naked. Why Steve? And we're also, by the way, watching the Steve Harvey show right now. And it looks like him and said your temptations are doing songs for the mentally retarded. Yeah, they're in a hospital full of people that look insane.

So yeah, they're they're mentally ill. That's why the guys got tinfoil and the other ones up like a big baby, right? He's literally has a tinfoil hat. What's he's literally dressed like nurse ratchet. I'm sure the song has something to do with being crazy. What if they don't let them out and now they're crazy forever? Oh my God, we're doing this episode called one flew over the cocoa nest. Oh, that's it. That is what happens. Oh, wow. I love finds fucking. So yeah, said drinking Steve are stuck in the looney bin. And we're by the way, we're watching it. We're trying to be more professional. So we're watching without the sound. Yeah, we're just kind of guessing as to what's happening. Yeah. Yeah. As opposed

in the past where we would watch with sound. But you know, that's not longer the case. I believe this is a signify mental illness. One of them guys has tie dye is tie dye socks. Yeah, that's wacky. There's a trap there forever now. Jordan peel. It's scary. I don't think so. Got the tinfoil on his head. I think it's just a some random chubby light skin guy from the 90s. Jordan peel would show up. He was on Matt TV, no? At the end. There you go. Get in there. Can I get in there? No, we've got absolutely nothing. Yeah, but it's for a party. So it's like implies sharing. It's a party. It's in the political sense. Oh, it's a party mix. Just give me like, hey, no. I don't know, Adam, I brought chips in

for breakfast. I just brought chips in. I'll get chips after that. You never contribute anything. What are you fucking talking about? Come here and go to the bathroom. I didn't go to the bathroom here. You try you gas like people by saying, can I get anybody a coffee and oh my God, it sounds like someone got in your ear, dude. And I think I know. Yeah, I'm not allowed to have my own opinion. Are you under the pressure trying to turn Nick against you? Yeah, that is true. Yes. Who is tell me a demon, a rogue agent. A rogue agent. There's a rogue agent trying to convince you to stop. I love when the Apple Watch thinks I'm exercising. But your heart rate is just going up because all the sodium you had. Yeah.

Yeah, I just said too much salt. They're like, wow, you're beating really fast. That's the most annoying part about like taking care of yourself is they're like and watch your salt intake. It's like what you mean fucking literally everything. Yeah. The only tasty shit. No, I'm allowed allowed to have anything. I can't eat chocolate constantly. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably all you need to do. Yeah. We just watched the episode of the Steve High Harvey show, aka of course the character Steve Hightower. And it did rule that is true. Where he was dealing with his impending 40th birthday. He went through a midlife crisis. Adam, you recently turn 37. How do you feel? I didn't turn 37. But I have to say that watching Mr.

Hightower go through that on the show. It wasn't I was like, let's sit down and watch a comedy program. And it now entering your like matron years. You're sort of like a matronly older. I'm a matron of the arts. Sort of like older queen, like an Andrew Cuomo or a Sally Kellerman. Yep. I would agree with that. Or like a less masculine friendly but which yeah, we I will look like her at a certain point. You wish you're terrible. You're not as hot as she like a Gloria. If we had to pick a new name for you like the song. Yeah, Gloria, you're a bitch. Your dick is small. You're fucking gay. I think they saw your penis. Gloria, everybody's on your fucking little ass. Fucking down Trump rules. Just blasting

that song watching the Capitol riot. Is that what he did? Yeah, that is pretty. Well, he played they used to play it at the rallies. He's standing in a tent somewhere watching it on TV overcode dancing the Gloria. Yeah, doing his like double jacks thinking they're about to be a popular uprising installing him King. Yeah, they're going to go over there. They're going to kill Pence. I'm going to be the king. That's so sick. He would be a crown. I'm going to have a throne. We fucked up. We should give that was a heat check. The riot for him was a heat check. Yeah, it's gonna be. I'm wondering what's gonna happen this summer to try and save, save the Democrats. It's got to be some wild. No, it's over some

false flag. Another 9 11 type thing. I don't know. It's like what is there left? Well, the subway shooting got me fired up to vote for the Democrats for sure. You got me amped. Yeah, that's not Jordan Peele. It's just some fucking black guy. Wow. He doesn't look like Jordan Peele at all. It sounds a lot like it's all right. That's a little look at stop dude. You don't even you just saw that name. I'm a nice name. I'm somebody who watched Steve Harvey show all the time. I didn't know what the sexy principal's name was. No, I didn't know the actress or the actress. Yeah, I don't know about his name. Yeah. I know Cedric the entertainer under Steve. I know Lori from all that. Well, you know it's Cedric

the entertainer because he's got a name that's a word. Yeah, exactly. If his name was Cedric Douglas. I'd be like, I got no idea. I don't know. Cedric is pretty good. Yeah. All right. His name was Sally Kellerman. No chance. I would know his name. Right. That's a great point. Gloria, show me your fucking boss you fucking whole. Let me suck on Gloria. Yeah, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think they're going to the Biden's even going to run? I don't know. It seemed like he was too old the first time. Yeah, it ain't going to be Kamala. That bitch has no swag whatsoever. Yeah, we'll be calm. No, I think people are why would you why would you the vice president kick? I don't know.

If you just drop out before voting even started. Yeah, she ran out of money because she hired all the why would you why was she vice president to just like clean up the scraps? I guess it's like historic because no one else wanted to do it. No one else wanted to do it. They wanted that bitch from Georgia, probably. And she was like, I'm going to be president. She might run actually. She had to be on Star Trek. She had to she had she had to be on Star Trek. She might run actually. I could see her running. She's on the view. No, she's on Star Trek. She's literally on Star Trek. Wait, seriously? Put Stacy Abrams on Star Trek is like the queen of some sort of like alien culture that eats that eats chocolate. That's only only

sustenance is a dunk in the large Dunkin Donuts coffee with a bottle of cream or a blue lot of sugars in it. Chino. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Stacy, I see you're holding up the line again. Oh, fuck. Gloria, show me your pussy, please. I want to fuck. I'm horny just because my dick is my it feels like Joe Biden's been president for like eight years. They haven't even had the midterms yet. Damn, really? He just became president. That's awesome. It feels like he's been around forever. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, they haven't done Trump feels a long time ago. Yeah, it does. When do you think the economy is just going to completely implode? It's got to be any day now. Soon. Yeah. Soon. And then we make our strategic

investments. No, I already got the other guy that got me primed to lose all my money just like everybody. We buy the Empire State Building. Yep. When he cried when I'm down when the bubble when the bubble box split it with Lewis. We have a skanks fest at the top of the Empire State Building. Hell yeah. Mm hmm. Damn. Yeah, that's going to suck the economy. Yeah, when yeah, everything collapses and then there's like a handful of people that get to keep their money. Yeah, that is going to be pretty gay. Everyone else is fucked over. Well, that's you know, go ahead and say it. Say whatever smart thing you think you're going to say. I really don't know anything. Oh, well, that's well, that's go ahead. If the fed, something

about inflation or something and they keep printing machine go burr and something about inflation and the gas don't get me started. Mm hmm. And Stacey Abrams, you know, I make his little bumper stickers. It's got Joe Biden on there, but he's got like bow tie and suspenders and it says, did I do that? Mm hmm. And he's pointing. That's funny. And then it's like Steve Urkel. But you know what Steven said, which is very, I don't know why it's so funny to me, but he says so funny. He just goes, uh, like he pretends to be stupid. Right. And so he'll be like, let's go, Joe Biden. And I can't explain why it's funny. It's so fucking funny. Let's go, Joe Biden. Let's go, Joe Biden. Yeah. It's just like take that

like a guy and boys, a guy that just doesn't know it's not take that Brandon boys being like so culturally unaware that you think that you're just chiming in repeating something you think you heard. That's the vibe of let's go, Joe, by respect. Yeah. It's like, it's like, yeah, it's like a down syndrome guy just trying to participate in some way in life at large. Just being like, let's go, Joe Biden. Yeah. Just repeating something commercially heard. Yeah. I like down syndrome guy being like pizza pizza. I like Steven's bit about being very concerned about Will Smith, uh, belonging to the Academy. And he's like, there's no way they can keep him at this point. It's just like he kept talking

about it. Didn't they kick him out or something? Yeah. I think he's suspended. Fuck him. Fuck the Academy. Fuck the Academy. We'll fucking lay down the fuck. I'm going to sit here and I'm going to have my own award show. Tonight I would get all my stuffed animals and bring them out in the living room and put little tuxedos on them. I thought you told us not to talk about the stuffed animals. You not to talk about them because it's none of your fucking business. What are you talking about? It's none of your fucking. No, it's protecting your private life. I thought you're not. You love airing things. No, you doxed your own self with the stuffed animals. Damn. Romeo's kind of fucking jacked. He looks like me basically.

No, not at all. That's what my body's like. That's not what your body looks like. He looks like that basically. He's really sexy actually. Honestly, why didn't anything happen with Romeo? He was a hot guy. He wasn't a bad actor. He was shot to death. Was he? Yeah. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah. That sucks. He was fucking cute. And Bullet Head didn't really do much either. No, he's in a bunch of, he's still in a bunch of shit. He's not sure. Scott, you said that a little earlier, but I still don't believe it. He's a bunch of shit in that era gone in 60 seconds, October sky. He's kind of like a Scott Con proxy. Scott Con was not in a lot of stuff. Yeah, bullet has been in more stuff. Bullet heads and bullet heads

dad isn't fucking James Conn. Yeah, you're saying that because Scott Conn was in gone in 60 seconds and the oceans movies, the oceans, vagina. Wait, who do you play in the oceans movies? One of the brothers. Yeah, it's Casey Affleck and Scott Con and they they're arguing. Oh, Scott. Scott Con was in something else. I saw recently. Did I just watch? Do you have any idea? I don't remember. You don't know what I watched. I don't remember what you watched. Fuck, he was like a henchman. Yeah, he's a he's a bad boy. Fuck, what was the fucking he's a five foot three bad boy. I'm now pissed off. I'm trying to remember it. Adam's a five foot three good boy. Thank you. You're a good little slut. I'm not five three,

but you take you suck a bowl of daddy's cum. Mm hmm. Who's daddy? It depends. It changes every couple of hours. Would you let Lori Beth Denver suck a dick? Yeah, without question. Yeah, yeah, probably for all that. Just for all that. It just it's the energy. I'd let her exactly. It's the energy. She go ham on that prick. It's that dick sucking energy she's got. I'd let her grapefruit trick me because if she was in the zone and she's about to if she's about to harness all that insane bitch energy on your cock for the next seven to 12, that's going to feel awesome. Yeah, that's going to feel really good. My girlfriend was after you bust. That's going to be really tough. She's going to try and make jokes. You

got to try. You got to fucking throw a bomb, a smoke bomb like Batman. You're gone. There's got to be a trap. There's got to be a trap door and you got like the hook up to a train or truck horn. Mm hmm. And the second drops through the floor. Yep. There's a furnace underneath. No, there's a killer. There's like a little mall train set up to take her back to the. Yep. To Los Angeles. Mm hmm. Yeah. Tiny. She gets she gets complete room and board on an Amtrak. She's just telling that. Yeah, the guy driving the tiny train doing her bits at him. Mm hmm. Yep. She was in that workaholics. That's the last thing I saw her in. She was. She played herself in workaholics. Mm hmm. I'd like to see her,

you know, have a meteor role that she can really sink her teeth into. Mm hmm. Yeah. We'll cast her in something and you said she went crazy at him. Is that correct? I don't I'm speculating. I mean, a friend of mine friended her on Facebook and like she was sending some some weird DMs that didn't make any sense here. Say, so it's here. What? Go ahead. Say you're safe on Adam. They just character defamation. Bring it up. Don't bring it up. Say it. We could be sued. We could be sued by Lori Beth Denberg. No, I'm talking about it. We'll settle out. I'm talking about a different Lori Beth Denberg. Oh, okay. Not the actress. Mm hmm. Okay. Is another one also fat kind of has to be. Oh, yeah, it's

a it is. It is a fat name. I will say. Can you imagine that being like, I want my daughter to have the best life possible. I'm going to name her Lori Beth. Yeah, just listen. This is her Lori, our Lori Beth best case scenario, the fact that she's not a school, a middle school secretary, fat as shit with that name with a little fucking jar of candy corn in front of her. Yeah. What's a fucking miracle? She she even got the act. Yeah, she made it to Hollywood. That was always any time I had to write a fat girl in any project or packet or whatever my go to fat girl name was always Don Beth Custard. Dude, Custer is fucking good. It is really good. It's good. Last name for a fat. I guess I just think it's

critically endangered blue eye black neemer born and lemur black neemer lemur. That's what I said. Born and I guess starring Jennifer Penis. Wait, what happened? They get out of the fuck. It's the episodes over. It's like Shutter Island this episode. And why they have all these white friends? Why do the girls have all these white bitch friends? Is this the next episode Steve? Oh, but damn, we almost missed it. But diet smoke. Wow. Nice, bro. That was a close one. That wasn't a really close one. Folks, I can let me tell you something. There's these all these fucking edibles out there now these days, right? And they get you too fucked up. You don't know where they came from. Too high. You don't know where

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thinking thinking about over here? This diet smoke? I've never heard of anything along. What the fuck does that even mean? Excuse me, diet smoke. How about you smoke this pole though? You know what I'm saying? Okay, do you? I understand. Okay, I just I don't have my phone so I can't look up the website. You could if you tried hard enough. Where the fuck is it sitting next to you? I think we're watching. Oh, fuck, we're tired. We're all super tired. I'm run down from the fucking raid. Shout out to Toronto. Thanks for everybody who came out. The six they call it. I went to go. I went to go. I'm looking for the Delta smoke reads about finding annoying emails from other people that are pissing me off. You

want to read those? Speak on them, King. I don't know. It's just pain in the ass. Invoicing people right now. The payments come in. They're all from like the payment company. Right. Right. It's nine months later. And it's like, I have no idea. I have no idea. Should we get a gun and point it at whoever emails you? Yeah, diet smoke Delta eight. Hey, Nick, I heard the episode and realized I missed the opportunity to get that Delta eight product. We talk about when's the next chance for a read attaches the copy and everything. Oh, should we read that? Can I send you guys some samples? Are you staying away from anything cannabis rule? I'd love is if you're listening right now, send them send them to the fine

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in Canada gave me an edible and he was like, those are pretty strong. But all the edibles I've had in Canada, they sell them in like to they sell them to like in a pouch, you can't even buy big ones. Oh, yeah, weed is legal. Weed is legal. But it's like edibles are coming like five mil. So you know, they come in five milligrams or 10 milligrams. I didn't even see anything over fucking 20 milligrams. Yeah. So this guy's like, watch out, these are strong. So in my mind, I'm like, where are they like max 100 milligrams? And it was like this star or whatever. So I chomp off one of the legs of the star and a little bit of the body thinking like, okay, I'm going to have a little nibble here. It's probably

a 50 milligram. See what happens. And so I do that. I don't know why I didn't read until afterwards. I sent the thing to the I got to check something real quick, but I want to know how much it was. Yeah, it was 1000 milligram. How's that possible? It was 1000. Why would anyone give that to you? I got poison, dude. So I got so fucking high. I was having a fucking major like an Uber to Buffalo, New York. No, I had a friend. Well, at first I was like, because, because I didn't realize this, like I got annoyed in like halfway into Toronto because I was like, fuck, I have to get a, I have to get a COVID test to come back even though you didn't get a COVID test to get into Toronto, right? Right. And I figured America

is cooler than Canada. We were we're chill. But then so then I'm like high as fuck. I wake up my flights at my flights at four. I wake up at noon, still out of my mind. Hi, 1000 milligrams. I'm having a panic attack. I'm trying to book a COVID test. It's Easter Monday. Half the shit is fucking closed in Canada. They take their holidays fucking seriously. I found one place it was like 40 minutes out and they were like, it might take up to two or three hours and my flights in four hours. So I'm like, fuck, I'm just going to rent the car and drive. Fuck it. Yeah. Because and so because I guess over, which is another thing that doesn't make sense over land. You don't need, you don't need like a COVID test.

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Should I get into model trains for getting that model trains were a thing you shouldn't be into. You should, though. I just thought about it. I imagine it's set up here on the car. Come on, dude. You should. Yeah. Yeah, be cool. Get on your Bobby Bacalachian. Yeah, you build a little town. Yeah, this is weird, though. And I guess the boardwalk. Jadie's talking in cock and the boardwalk. That's that's the mother of my kids. I was just saying she sucks a cock. Was the boardwalk what they fought over was boardwalk at the other boardwalk is what they fight over. Okay. Yeah. Yes, so on the boardwalk. Bobby really was feeling himself a little too much for my for my yeah, but he gets caught in the saddest way. Yeah,

but he shouldn't have been in that life. He was just born Italian. It's Karen's meeting. He should have just been a nerd. Well, dude, he was fucked when when fucking what's your face set her eyes on him. When Jan Janus. Yeah, he would have been living out as fucking living out the string as Junior's little guy. Tony makes him a bus number cherry after it's a Hyundai Cilantro. I got a Hyundai Cilantro. It's going to Montreal and kill that guy kill a guy overseas. That was pretty funny. Honestly, Tony being like, well, I'm not going to kill you, but you have to take someone's life. They must be weird to be like anytime I see a commercial with dancing. I was thinking about them casting the dancing bitch and then

her showing up and then they're like, yeah, we're really excited to work with you today. And then she just dances and then I don't know, like deconstructs it for whatever reason. Ashley furniture. I'm not thinking about it at all. That's just some dumb bitch said in there. Are you sure you don't want to fuck a girl that dances? No, I don't think that's it. There's a couple of bitches on tiktok that dance and I do want to fuck that. What's she got breast cancer or something? No, she's just wrapping her hair up. Okay. It's a credit card if you got breast cancer. No. Yeah. What's what's this about India? I think it is. I was laughing imagining like a just a drunk as shit Indian bitch like dibs, like getting

it's getting ready to go out for the night. So good looking. So it's a drunk Indian bitch and she's like ready to go out for the night and the dots here for those at home. Nick pointed to over his life. I'm ready to go. Yeah, that's a real good one. I gotta give you that one. Yeah, right now. Time for a night out. I might draw that. Yeah, it's really good, man. What do you mean? I can't drive. Oh, hell yeah. And suit is incredible. Oh my god. Black Joker. Damn. He looks like the fab black Joker right now. Jack City. Yeah. Goddamn. Fitspo. If I've ever seen that is incredible. Amazing. For those of you at home, Patrick is wearing a two piece purple like eggplant colored suit in the jacket is beyond

his knees and a long chain. It's an incredible look. And I'm very fucking. No, he looks like the mask. He does. Somebody stop. Somebody suck. They should make a black exploitation movie called the blast. Okay. Yeah. And it's black mask. I love that. That's cool. I would love that. And it's a white guy who finds the mask. No, it's a black. It's a black version of the mask. Very basic idea that's very easy to follow along with. Now what you don't want black people have anything, huh? He doesn't. He just wants to take away from that community. Bullet penis strikes again. Fucking bullet penis, man. You're a fucked up guy. Bullet penis. Why are they calling a bullet penis since the high time because he's got a tiny

little bullet P bullet size penis. But it's one of the big bullets. It's armor. No, it's not. No, it's a BB gun. 22. No, it's a huge little 22. My girlfriend recently. I call madam 22 the bullet penis. One of the most successful coolest guys who never who never raped a child or whatever he did. No, you're a different Adam 22. They named you that for different reasons for your 22 22 caliber penis. And even that's a little if you ask me, that's yeah, it's it. You know, it's that size, but I don't like I don't like the suggestion that the numbers are giving. Right, exactly. There should be a one or a zero. Yeah, I don't think I'm talking about my penis. I'm kind of a fraction. Adam point 22. Yeah. Adam little

dick. How about Adam little fucking gay bitch? Yeah. Whoa. How about Lori Beth Denward? Okay. Instead of Denver. I like that. Mm hmm. Wow, I can't believe Steve is just going to like hey, what's up my like Lori that you can't say that. I can't know I'm Lori Beth Denward. I feel like she honestly got the past at one point. No joke. I bet you she was the dick fucking queen of high tower high school. Yeah. What's up? I don't think anyone could be back. She's saying so goofy and fun. People would laugh if she said it. And she's so recognizable for our generation. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, but Dabba do my. Yeah, all that is what got me. All that is what got you interested in sketch sketch sketch comedy

change my life. I definitely was watching that as a hater as a little kid being like I should be on that show. I should be on that no joke. I was just wearing like a beret and I'm like I'm fast fanning yourself on a patio. Was the Keenan character where he's in a bathtub and he's French. Yeah. Yeah. That guy was good. Yeah, that was pretty good. Tating is really what got me in the comedy was that and then also watching Comedy Central presents it 11 and being like I'm funnier than these people being like I could do this which is crazy to think is it was an 11 year old. Yeah. But hey, I guess my little little fat ass me was right if you just sacrifice every other part of your life. You can't be better than

a random than a random half hour guy. A guy who got a half hour in 1997. He had a presents didn't he Jason like 96 good though. Yeah, I've never seen it. He was wearing like he's wearing like a radio shack manager clothes. Yeah. Well, you know, you could see his elbow. He had the elbow tattoos. Who was the first person that won last comic was and Amy Schumer. No, she didn't win the first one. Did she? And Alonzo Bowden. Wasn't there a gay guy named Ant or something? Yeah. Yeah. And it was funny. Like I used to get confused because you know, people call Anthony Cumia and right. I would always thought they were talking about Ant from last comic standing. They're like ants are fucking huge racist. So I was like

damn really that little homo and he's gay. That little gay homo. He like bleached hair or something. Wasn't he was another guy got confused that was Mario Cantone. Fuck yeah. You want to fuck Ashley from Ashley's furniture. Yeah. Where'd they get this big fat Kevin Hart? That's just a black guy. Yeah, but he's got the same facial hair. That's like identical. He doesn't look anything like him. Kevin Hart's facial hair is a lot more fucking manicured manicured. Let's kind of like an MLB look. He does a little he's looking a little Dominican in the beard. Yeah. Yeah. I bet if we had the sound on he'd be like listen fat version of me. No, I don't think so. This is a big fat version of me. This is the Chase Freedom

card. Don't give them free advertising. You fucking gooch. So stupid, dude. Sorry. This is just that baby looks disgusting. It really does women and women recent women that recently gave birth and they're fucking the shit that came out of them should never be shouldn't be documented. I agreed. They should be both be put in a hole somewhere that place Saddam was living at the end of the Iraq war. I guess in the very beginning of it. For how long for at least until the baby speaking speaking. Yeah. So like a year and a half to the baby can dress itself. I could speak it at nine months. You could. Let's say my mind. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was fully verbal by were you talking were you walking not by that age.

But I was I was I was barely walking now. Maybe as a baby. No, I had youthful. I was I was maybe he's walked too much. It's probably what happened. Are you sure they didn't just think you were still a baby because you were you look like a baby still now. No, I'm pretty sure nine months. You're actually seven. I don't believe that's the case. They just thought you were a baby still because you're the same. I don't believe that to be the case. Honestly, I got fat in third grade. I've told the story before where my mom gave me milk money but I spent it on cupcakes. Sit down, kids. I'll tell you the story. It was just using milk money on cup because you get milk for free. You're you're jacked before third grade. I

was fucking dude. It's seven percent body fat second grade. Six pack. It's always funny when the little kids like they're always like martial arts little kids. They can't they kid little Hercules or whatever. Yeah, they were they have a six pack in muscles. Is it bad that can't work out. It has to be right. Yeah, it can't be good for their like growth and they're like Nick, I'm sure you've studied this and what is little just jacked little kids good or bad. I have no idea. I don't think it has any impact. I feel like it stunts their growth. Are you gonna make your like eight year old deadlift? I'm not gonna make my eight year old do anything. I'm not gonna pay attention to it. Damn, she's gonna have

to figure out the world on her own. Oh, my God. My job is just to pay the dude. Imagine somebody a woman with a father. There's a smoking cigarette inside watching Steve Harvey show. Do the scumbag. She would have to fuck even exist. Because you always fuck one level worse than who your father was. Yeah. It's really not bad enough. Oh, fuck. I want somebody to start having some kids. You don't want to be I want to be hanging out with some babies be a fun uncle. But I don't want my own. I have a couple of kids that are friends that just had kids and I think they're great. Yeah, I'm jealous. They're cool. I went to a first birthday party. That's so fucking cute. I got him like a bowl and a spoon. You got to

get him a cute outfit, man. I've got him. I've gotten him plenty of presents. All right. I got him this this stuffed animal that you put in the microwave and it heats up. That's awesome. And it smells like lavender. And it smells like yeah, it's like a Roma therapy too. And he loves it. This monkey. It's very cute. That's awesome. I love that kid. I love all I love all the babies, the new babies in my life. Yeah, but having your own sounds a little fucking gay, honestly. What do you mean, dude? Sounds like a lot of work. Every day you get to choose their outfit. I don't care. I don't need to do that. This is parents to parents sitting around trying to teach the baby the alphabet. They're like a B. What's

next? The baby's like, Oh, now I'm like, it's C. It's C. It's C and then D. Okay. Spencer, what comes after D? Now I'm like it's C. He's just saying it's E to Maya. Yeah. It's C. It's just vaping. It's a staff after that. Yeah. Whatever. Fucking stupid. I'm just getting patient. Yeah, dude, go and uncle mode will be fucking sick. Yeah. Yeah. You get to come in and give them presents and be given cigarettes. Take him for a ride in your cool. Take him to a whorehouse. Take him to a whorehouse at 10. Yeah, I don't know about my cousin tried to do to my little brother. I don't know about uncle and I don't know about like, obviously not parent, but like, I guess the role I would want to have in like a child's

life is like, you know, the clown doll and poltergeist in the little girl's room. Yeah, I never saw that. That's kind of what I would want to make sense. Too scary. Yeah. It's just the clown doll with long arms that pulls her under the bed. Yeah, that would be cool. I feel like I could nail that. That would be cool. Yeah. Just get them into a world of evil inside the TV. Oh, Cedric moved out. There you go. Now you asked her, you sure I don't want to just fuck. She was she'd be awesome. The answer is 100% sure. But I'm thinking about this is a Nordstrom Rack commercial with an Asian girl. She's got red on either side of her hair. Just to let if you see the commercial, so you know, we're talking about

it. You can look it up. We're watching the Steve Harvey show on to be right now because it was free. Yeah. But unfortunately, there are commercial interruptions. So I can't tell because the sound is off, right? But I'm guessing that Steve's world is crumbling. Not only is the principal bitch getting married to the NBA player, which of course, who he used to hit. I don't know if he used to hit her. He will end up hitting their childhood friends with the childhood friends. She used to be fat. That's why he calls her piggy. That's funny. Anyway, she's getting married. And now Cedric and his bitch are moving. It looks like it looks like Steve is all alone. And he's just looking at these cigarettes with

Lori Beth. Oh, look at this motherfucker. Is that what Jason Burke? Yeah. Yeah. Move that away and started doing every fucking commercial. Is that actually him? Yeah, it's him. No joke. I mean, he's he's fucking run to that other dude Grant. Grant's had. He's in every grand grant. What's the name lion lion? Yeah. He would know he was in that fucking. That is Jason. It is good for him. Yeah. Um, yeah, what the fuck Grant was in that one fucking like self-aggressive commercial. No, no, self-accompanied cricket. Maybe. Yeah. Or it was one of the bootleg ones, but he was on. Oh, hell yeah, dude. He was on the show on the Cedric one again. It'd be cool to go back to nineties and just be Lori Beth Denberg's do nothing

boyfriend. Steve's army work and two weeks before 9 11. I'd fucking jump off the, you know, 30 rock kill myself. That'd be awesome. And then I just lived the perfect life. She's got to put spoil me by me shit. I'm cheating on her the whole time. Mm hmm. Yeah, you're not doing shit at all. I'm not doing a fucking nothing. Yeah, I'm doing nothing. She's just coasting off that all of that check. Fuck, dude. I wanted to go back because Steve Harvey had, um, he dedicated something. This fucking remote sucks. The Apple TV remote fucking you click it in. Oh, you click it in. Okay. Rescended. Oh, now they're gonna make me watch a fucking commercial like I'm a fucking asshole. Fuck this commercial. I want to watch Steve

Harvey's dedication. I think I'm gonna watch Kota after you guys leave. Kota looks like dog shit, man. Oh, Kota, you suck my dick, please. Excuse me. Kota, you, please. So much. Well, stop making us watch all these fucking commercials. You fucking piece of shit. What part were you trying to rewatch? He had a he dedicated something. He had a bit of dedication at the end of the fuck. Oh, like, uh, he dropped the, the, yeah, but I think it was the last one. But who did he dedicate? I don't know. I don't know. I'm just trying to fucking read. But how the fuck do you go back to the different episode, by the way? This thing sucks my fucking dick and I'm about to get really pissed off. Monica

K. Fuck Monica too. Matter of fact, while I'm at it. Yeah. She's, she I would cast her as the dot, the dot lady. She would drop the dot lady. Whatever it takes. Touch by a pig. I know I can make it through. Okay, hold on. Let's go back. Touch by a pig. Best piggies wedding. There it is. Okay, is he going to ruin the wedding? No, we just watched this one. But I want to see the chair. Adam, you guys are having a great time watching TV. We're not watching the TV. We're doing our job. And I'm trying to just get to the point where we got Parkinson's commercial. Well, these cocksuckers really want to make us watch fucking commercials, especially about Parkinson's to team Fox. You can't, you can't

turn charities into commercials. I agree with you. Just annoy people. Now I hate people with Parkinson's. Yep. And before you love them, if on my own goddamn time, I found out about this motherfucker's disease, maybe you'd get a dime from me. But now, anytime I see it, it doesn't raise the money for people with Parkinson's. Bam, right? Damn. Where you go fuck some guy with Parkinson's up, just put you punch the guy in the eye and then take the money and go buy cigarettes with it. That's awesome. Yeah. Honestly, I've been smoking cigs again, just a little bit. Yeah, they're awesome. Yeah, I started. I got back into it. The vaping once you start vaping, you'll now you're addicted for the

rest of your life. Quick. I don't vape. I don't like vaping for six months. It was killing me. It's also like a really wack look. It's like not cool. Yeah, you do. And then it feels pathetic. It looks stupid for a grown man. I'm back to smoke. It only looks good for like 23 year old women to do. I don't even think it looks good, but it looks like it makes sense. It makes sense. They should be exactly. It's a dumb thing, but they're their generation. Yeah, I'm you doing it is pathetic. It's like my skateboard. Like, uh, exactly. But you never skateboarded. He'll this guy. He vapes and then takes the vape out of his mouth and says dead ass. And so what did he say the other day? Something gave

him life. No, you didn't. He did. He said this is giving me life. Yeah. Yeah, I said it like a joke. No, you didn't. Come on. Be honest. Oh, dude. He said it is giving me life. Okay. Be honest. Would you say this a joke? Yeah, of course, because that's like what dumb women say on the Internet. Yeah, right. Sure. You and there was no context in which it could have been a joke. You said it earnestly while describing something else. Why are there so many fucking commercials? I'm just trying to see that next making shit up. Lying on my ass. Yes, you are. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like sunglasses, Nick. I've decided. I don't like it, dude.

Now I'm Indian Papa Nick. You've got me again. I have Michael, my pop up in classes and now I am Indian Papa. I was, I was, I was building you up when I saw the sunglasses yesterday. I was like, you look awesome, dude. And now it's the way it's affected your personality. You started it. Yeah, it's turned you into he's gonna have a leather jacket next. Oh my God, he's gonna be a regular fucking. He's gonna be to give me swirling. I didn't do it. I'm getting the speedo. I'm filing all my teeth down. You're smoking crap. Does he swallow his teeth? No, his teeth are all rotted out from being a drug addict. Where does he get? Where does he get fucking veneers? How do they rot from crack cocaine? Yeah,

I guess. Yeah, probably. I mean, that's what it does. This is fucking crazy. How many fucking commercials there are? There's been nothing but commercials. I'm gonna fucking kill someone. I don't have to see this baby again. This ugly ass baby. We're just a sexy Asian girl. We can look at while she dances on the smoke bomb, the entraining, just fire off a couple of rounds. Okay. Is that a that's that's also a comic, right? Isn't that the what's this going on? Who the shooter? Yeah, the shooter definitely did a couple of them. He did a good job. I'm pretty sure the shooter was Clark Jones. I'm pretty sure that was Clark Jones. I don't think it was. I don't think it was. Y'all done pissed me off for the last

time. I'm telling a fucking shooter. You're done pissed Clark off for the last time. Kenny, where's my nine? That would be awesome. Kenny, Kenny, give my gun, give my gun and smoke by him, Kenny. Y'all done pissed Clark off for the last damn time. It would be sick of comics just started doing a little. Here we go. Here we go. Okay, what is it? I don't know. Get ready to pause. I don't know where the remote is now. Okay, Steve's work is dedicated to the memory of Jesse and Alois. Fuck. We can't go back. Jesse and always hall. Jesse and always. Who is that? I don't know. Family member. You know, I'll tell you exactly where they were. They were the people that owned the carpet store that gave him

the carpet cleaning contract and like a credit with a travel agency when he was homeless in the late 80s. So they're the people that basically gave him his career. Is that right? I didn't know that. That must have been right when they died. What do they do? They give him a credit? Well, they hired, he was just like, he was like a road comic that was homeless and this company that, or this family's wife. That's the story he tells anyway in a very tearful. Because they believed in me. You know who needs that? Clark Jones. I don't think Clark is close to committing any crimes. Well, in this version. You're saying Steve could have gone the wrong direction. You think Steve could have gone? He could have shot

up the train. I don't think he could have. I think his talent was undeniable. Cafe distinct by design. That's what that that's the oven I tried to buy. That's a sick oven, bro. Yeah. And then the delivery guys wouldn't bring it up the stairs. I thought it didn't fit through the door. It would have. I mean, there's an oven in here already. It's the same dimensions. Yeah. Also, like that's your fucking job. Yeah, that's true. My dad had to always figure out how to like get shit into little places. Yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous. It's the same. But you what you have to do is you have to bribe all those guys. And you were too principled. No, he just didn't give me an in the bribe. He was immediately like, it won't go. We have

to leave or we can't leave it outside. I'm like, well, you can't leave it outside, dude. It's like, there's got to be some way you can get in here. He's like, no, we're leaving. Also just try it. You didn't ask him what his friend Washington would think. No, I don't do it that way. One dollar. Yeah. If you want to bump if you want to bump and you're like, you know, if you're you got to ask for it, that shit's illegal. I could go to federal prison for bribing this man. I think I don't think that's the case. Well, no, you're allowed to tip a delivery guy if he's a cop. Yeah, it's a federal crime to bribe anyone. You have to ask him if he's a cop first. And he has to tell you what did her husband die or

something, why she, you know, black. The NBA player died. I don't know. I can't tell. That's why black people don't tip as they think it's a crime. You're not going to get me. Yeah, I know. And you know, the cops would do that too. The cops would pretend to be waiters and then the second black person tips like to bribe, he bribed me. Then Clark hears about it. It's train time. You're done. Push Clark to his, his, his limit. Shout out to Clark. That was an awesome show, man. What a knitting factory. Yeah. Yeah. I like that show. I mean, I haven't been back. Marie host sitting out by herself sitting with the fucking LA Hollywood, Sid Hollywood, Sid. Wow. Yeah, dude. A lot of people move in LA. Not me,

baby. I'll visit, I'll visit La La Land, but I'm staying right here. You're too real, dude. Yeah, I don't know if I could ever move. Those people are fake. It sucks that it'll, it's like literally impossible to ever buy New York real estate unless you were already rich. What about when the economy collapses again? Maybe you can get an interest rates are high and housing prices don't come down. Yeah, it's probably what's gonna happen. Yeah. I mean, it's like, yeah, I mean, the everything that happens happens out in the open. They're like, wow, fucking black stones buying up all the trailer parks. They're buying up. No, they're just all the housing is gonna be any house. Any house. It's all going to be bought

up. And you're not going to like, you know, even just having like a modest house is going to be a luxury. Damn, that's crazy. We should fucking kill everyone. And then you know what's going to happen is you're going to say, Oh, well, they need to raise property taxes. If this company is going to be landlords and then that all that'll do is fucking then price out the small landlords. Like, yeah. And then even more companies get to buy shit. I'm saying, there's a building in, I think it's Chelsea, but it's like, looks like, like an apartment building. And I think it's the Blackstone guys house, but it's single occupancy and it's a massive building. Should we fireball it? It's crazy how big it is. And it's like,

but it's one guy's crib. It's like a city block. It's enormous. Dude, this must be the NBA. As close as we, oh, they just killed him. They killed him after the wedding. Hell yeah. She did a little slapstick. Um, as yeah, I mean, as close as we're ever going to get then you kind of, you know, revolution or whatever happened over the last two years. And then that amounts to a bunch of retards fucking heaven parades. And then a couple of other different kind of retards walking through the Capitol. Yep. And, uh, and now it's everything's just bullshit. I would love to have a parade and like have a strong sailor. Give me a kiss, be on the newspaper. Oh, you'd like to be assaulted. I'd like to be a nurse.

You know, what if he kissed you and then he fucked you in the ass heavily afterwards? No, well, the picture is really, that's all that matters. But there's a lot that happens after the picture to you, especially, I don't know. There reaches up your skirt. He puts a thumb up your ass. You're like, ah, it's like, if the thumb's too much, you're going to hate what's about to happen. Yeah, it turns into the Puerto Rican day parade. No, the gay pride parade. You think guys butts get fingered at the gay pride parade? What? Of course. I don't think so. What the hell kind of question is that? Yeah. You remember the early on, early on, we did this show. Yeah. It was after I had walked through the gay pride

parade. There was that homeless lady master. You had your own flourish. I had a story to go with it. Yeah. So we were doing jokes. That was where we did the joke about the Italian guy getting excited to watch the Tonys. Oh, yeah. I thought that was a Guido voice. Sweet. I think it was something I said on the show first and then I tweeted it, but it certainly wasn't anything you said or thought of. I remember that. What's it? The sunglasses. The sunglasses have me. You don't understand. I say, I say, I say, we did this, but he's like, Oh, I thought that actually that was a tweet. What? It's always, it's always just like, you gotta, you gotta correct. That demon got in your head. That's not demon. That demon

got in your head. You're going to tell me what I think and feel. No, you're just not under control. You're going to tell me because I think genuinely speaking, I think genuinely speaking, you're a good, you're a good guy, but you fell under a spell. You're not, you're not in your right mind. You know, and I'll stand by your side. No matter what, like I have this last six years, a really good guy as a good guy with a good guy with a little sd. He's seething. How much time we got left? This has to be over by now. My mom just called me. Oh yeah, we're done. When it's once the once the, once the mom ring, once the fat lady ring. Hey, whoa, whoa, come on. There's no one else to go with it. You know, I have

to say, you didn't have to at all. Not at all. I had to say it. Here we go. Oh, police misconduct shootings, beatings, the Cochran for Cochran firm. Are you, have you been fucking? Look at the zoom background he's using right now. He's fuzzy around the ears.