The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 311 – NOFX

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

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all right this is why am I so loud check check check and Jack check check check check we're just we're getting a little heated over a Roe v Wade oh yeah mm-hmm stop you good good check check check yeah I can hear you guys yeah yeah so I don't know I don't know if you guys saw but the Supreme Court said that bitches need to chill yeah that's something that happened that's fucked up you can't hit it raw anymore yeah I think bitches you'd be able to do whatever the fuck they want it is funny cuz I tried reading that draft the draft decision or whatever mm-hmm and it's like it's just so long yeah and so boring and it's like

this you just spend your whole life being like a homework fag yeah and then and then you get oh the I've been thinking about rules my whole life yeah and then yeah it's like and this is just some fucking guy and like you know I don't like what the fuck is the point of like a constitutional democracy anyways I don't know you know I don't fucking give a fuck but I mean it's crazy but here's the thing and I said it we kind of mentioned a little bit on last week's but there's only one solution and I'm gonna give you a hint to everyone mm-hmm what is it I can't I won't say anything further now what we

need is and I'm kind of on the other side of the spectrum is that we just we need to we need to return to frontier justice okay yeah you know the Old West we should burn down if you kill the the sheriff you're the sheriff sort of yeah duals yeah or you're just the king of the saloon that's cool yeah but so you need a posse you need a crew yeah and if you have the enough blikies you can fucking run the town I'm pretty sure I heard somebody get shot last night really no night I woke up the other people arguing outside I think I was like do it then do it then then there was a gunshot well he why would he ask

for it like that just to kind of to stunt mm-hmm do a fucking bitch you won't do it you shouldn't talk like that Nick you're making New York seem bad you're doing like a Tucker thing well no he's been watching too much talk there's never been any crime and it was a firework as long as you're inside by 10 p.m. it's fine that's true that's when the purge start as long as you have a cross and Rams blood on there's no cops or oh pass over they could have just been starting a race was that they could have just been starting a race yeah yeah yeah do it I can't wait to see he's I guarantee you I guarantee you I'm

faster than you they just had a sprint do you guys ever run you seem like you might have done cross-country or something at me no no I hate cardio my my mother used to make me run with her hmm she was a long distance run really it was shopping they went shopping they were dying she didn't she didn't marathon whoa really yeah she did twice and a half marathon once that's what I'm saying after 50 that guy's name Dan Dan Lamort you know I know Dan yeah yeah he he does ultra marathons that's crazy and he said that he'd never had run a marathon he started off with ultra marathons I mean cuz he was fat as shit what's that

like one every day I wanted to lose weight but no an ultra marathon is like 50 miles like he goes on one race yeah he goes on like hundred mile run he just runs through the woods and shit I'm like how long does that take and he's like you know like 27 hours I'm like he takes it like Adderall or something I think he gets higher than giraffe pussy yeah yeah he's a weed guy for sure nice and I think he gets high and runs around it's a good dude I like that guy blazing is good for running he's pretty young too I think he's like what is he 25 something like that is late 20s he used to be young that's a damn dude life is cuz I

remember that guy being young as fuck but that was like two years before the pandemic yeah and then that's been two years but he's still you know but yeah yeah he runs like a motherfucker yeah ultra marathons that's crazy I did actually I was at the hotel in Boston and I took one of those they had a peloton in there and I tried out the class I synced it to my I did all the syncing mm-hmm you got to sync everything up beforehand you gotta download the app you got to create an account you gotta see you did everything yeah I was like fuck it why not why not take the class try you have that guy that was like yes

hunty no I got a brick a black British woman with the it's like a south that's one of the hottest types of you're dirty you're dirty you're gonna fucking dig deep into yourself no I don't like that yeah I want posh I want a black a black Londoner that's pot it's posh you know honestly I don't know the difference between the types of accent I guess really what this comes down to is how much I beat off to scary spice when I was a little kid yeah maybe that's what you a nice amount her and ginger were my go-to the black one was called scary yeah yeah it's really I know it's fucked up the world has changed you know it's

worse but yeah so I would love to I would love to smash a black long pellet pellet black I should call it pay a slave pay a ton pay a ton one of those bikes there's that one gay guy that I see on Twitter all the time and he's horny for like he's kind of like the reverse Jordan Peterson where I think he's horny for Disney guys like he's like Jafar his daddy I do want to get I do want to get I was saying this two weeks ago but I don't like I could only cuz were you was I here I was like we could all friend each other races together I'll get one and then we can compete really that feels nice but you got to do

I'm absolutely not getting too fast like no be good for you how much does it cost like they're like I think $1,800 they have they go up to like 3,500 but the more expensive ones they come with like a foam roller and a yoga pad it's like all this bullshit right you can get it on Amazon yeah cuz it's all this extra shit that's for like the Peloton like you're supposed to like swivel the screen and do extra shit off the bike and it's like you know what why don't you just why don't you just figure out being a why don't you enjoy being a bike motherfucker trying to control your whole life yeah bullshit but I got it I got it

I gotta get like regular exercising what's that one thing they got that's literally the thing from 1984 it's like it's called maybe the mirror or some shit oh yeah oh yeah it looks great LeBron the bronze LeBron yeah that's why yeah I saw but I don't think he's with it anymore I haven't seen him in a while I think it's called tonal tonal yeah it's not called the mirror I think the mirror is one and then you're thinking black black mirror black mirror is a show about black people looking in the mirror yeah I'm thinking maybe they're the problem for listen if it's a Londoner lady with big tits now I'm

listening yeah I got an idea for a show he's called black mirror well maybe they can take me instead of complaining about a police all the time maybe they take a look they ask you a question that's like who's the cause of all the problems in London maybe and then we just have a black bloke looking a mirror and he's got his answer let me get this straight you're saying the police are bad they do yeah right wing Russell brand yeah you think the police about it bad then let me ask you this you honestly think it would be better in the jungle you're dodging coconut so J long it's 150 degrees as a tiger biting your

sandals you think that would be better try taking a truck truck complaining to the chief of targets right about target brutality yeah exactly they're not gonna investigate sure no sir no way what's trying to call your wife but you know every the click noise she thinks you're you hung up on her trying to say your wife's name on the telephone so yeah interesting and she's like hey that's what a fucking click me right guess you can't talk that's the only thing she possibly could have thought was happening and why are you even putting clicks in your language anyways what's next a horn or the the horn on a fucking

trolley car hey my name is Richard a booger what's Russell brand up to these days I don't know a podcaster yeah like that people in the brotherhood like anti-vax you make like a horsey like that but he was always walking the razor's edge he was always a guy that there was like people liked him for a while and he was one of one one spicy takeaway from being cast cast off and then the fattest dumbest bitch on Twitter in the world would be like I told you the whole time he was bad yeah I hate as much as I hate being right yeah the person that says everyone always is bad everyone is bad and then the off

chance that people in this highly cynical fucked up critical world stop liking somebody then I get to be right I get to be the miss Cleo of being a content oh dude they remade Arthur with him that's horrible dude oh the Dudley or none of the swag of Dudley dude Dudley's got that sauce dude Russell brand pretends he does but that having said that forgetting Sarah Marshall's a good flick yeah pretty funny yeah and you see Jason Segal's big nice floppy cock oh yeah I forgot about that she is cock in a major way twice before he gets dumped right before and I think at the end you see his cock again a nice

book and Judd Apatow understand storytelling yeah we got to start with the cock you got to end with the cock about forgetting Sarah our word okay and he's like yeah I defleeted Tahiti because the police found out I was fucking retarded woman is that illegal and oh yeah yeah they can't consent in a big way really and it's illegal in a big one if they spell out yes with blocks yeah there has to be some sort of legal precedent the letter and the most powerful letter in the English language it's been removed from the alphabet can return because it hurts people's feelings can retire people fuck each other

can retarded people fuck each other that's a good question they almost have they want to get their nuts off where do you think the retarded people are coming from they just hear magically out of thin air no it's simple genetics well it's messed up because they let regular they let intellectually capable women have sex with did we say it on the show I had a sketch idea one time was like a woman giving birth and the baby comes out and has Down syndrome and the father's like furious he's looking around and on the hallway there's just a man with Down syndrome that's a great idea I love that one you bastard

son of a bitch how good you are bastard I love that he thinks it's just the guy at the hospital he's in a blind rage you know what were you saying they're Adam oh I don't know some stupid say about intellectually oh yeah yeah they let the they let a regular regular ladies have sex with mentally handicapped men but they don't let the regular man have sex is that true yeah it's in the Constitution that's part of the draft decision that's the thing I encourage everyone to read the draft decision right there's some there's some fun stuff at the end right they they slip in they put that leader says that getting

retard was a what do they call it pork barrel decision yeah I think that sounds right extra stuff in the law on the bill it's kind of like like a teacher if it's a girl is a lot of sex with a kid but if it's a guy big no no big no no kind of the same that's that is the same logic I did see a video years ago I don't remember what website and I believe the porn star it was this it was she was Asian with big fake tits you know and she was she's from the golden age from the Jenna Jameson age not not Tara Patrick it was maybe is a Carrera maybe age career is a divine one is that Jason Patrick Jason Patrick you're thinking

terminated masturbating to terminate I was beating off to terminate if you could if you could turn into a pussy yeah liquid metal would you fuck T2 stop I don't think it could turn himself wait because it's a guy that's not a guy it's a robot it's yes well I guess it depends on what I wouldn't you know it's Terminator 3 but this time he tricks guys into fucking them that's right it was able to find it was able to find out anyway she did a video about how she really likes to fuck retard and guys cuz they're really cuz they like just get after the porn video way I think she's a she was an escort as well and I think

when she gets clients that are mentally handicapped who's paying for that is it clients a really cool mom really cool mom on your birthday wow after the Legos ain't fucking ain't ain't getting you're the only one anymore when you said Legos and I remembered I got a whole stack of puzzles over there yes maybe I'll do a puzzle this app see it's gradations of how retarded you are when you're just a pinch like Nick it's puzzles yeah those guys are doing a thousand pieces no they get them lost just like a guy with Down syndrome like looking like puts all the pieces down the table and then time lapse to an hour later and so I was like

finished and then there's like just a puzzle stuck to it one piece left stuck to his mouth I didn't eat that one so I did it all done I ate the part that guy kicks down the door you bastard put your hands on my wife you bastard I love that guy that guy's so stupid let's see what the fuck that I want to say I don't remember and then that guy's in a support group later and he's telling the story and he's like and then after I found out that I was actually retarded and that's it was my son and you know what candy's good but I'm struggling to enjoy it that much he realized don't have much of a sweet tooth what's wrong with

me that's nice it's a nice tale you so so she's in an interview talking about how yes people hire her I don't remember exactly but she said yeah I'd like she was just like so down she you know she was like I think they get after pussy in a very instinctual you know because it's they're free of all the mental hang-ups and they got the hog they're horny they got big retarded peeps and they're ready to go after and they also I think some of it don't they have an extra male chromosome sometimes so they're even more violent they got even more testosterone they're violent with the pussy well this is just a video it's on

the execs and execs that crumbler movie a chromosome of violence we're gonna be some of violence where Vega has been pretending to not be retarded in a small town somewhere until he's retarded friends from Philly come find him he's just he's in the local movie theater he's like he has your seat right this way sir and they're like well well well he's our old friend somebody's like scooter do you know these guys he's like no no no I've never met them before my life they're like to see well perhaps he's trembling his hands are shaking he's sweating yeah scooter what's wrong

nothing no nothing I'm fine what's wrong with your voice nothing's wrong with my voice dude that movie so awesome the chromosome of violence when he goes back and just fucking lights everyone up so sick yeah I haven't seen that movie in a while it's pretty cool he does weirdly rape his wife on the stairs but she busts but she busts yeah the stairs the symbol of oppression in the disabled community right so that's why he does it that's the symbolism in there right a lot of people don't understand but that's that's exactly what he meant right that it should have been a way is that Cronenberg is that the same guy who did

all those weird movies yes yes really you nailed it because I've never seen anything but that one no you've seen more Eastern promises okay yeah you did Eastern promise well who am I thinking of you've seen existence who did the fly Cronenberg no that is him yeah cuz I think of Cronenberg I think like a bunch of weird fucked up shit like you know shit Sarah squirm would like yeah it's that it's that vibe okay it's square but he also did Eastern promises was just a sick movie about yeah yeah that didn't have bugs as we're like I guess his attempts spiritual siblings is history of violence and yeah those the

only one I've seen those two in the fly when I was a little kid yeah video drums real good never seen video is awesome there was in scanners the head explodes I've seen that gift scanners is one of my favorite family I think I watched I thought I thought it was we've been over this I thought it was part of the movie network dead ringers dead ringers very good network oh yeah have you seen dead ringers dead ringers very good dead about two twin brother surgeons oh that's cool yeah that's a great name and they they like you know fuck the same girl and they don't know which one that's awesome but is it like

the spider with Ralph Fiennes Ralph Fiennes is it Ralph or Rafe I don't know but his last name is also spelled different I want to say Rafe I mean no I think it's Ralph yeah spider with oh so the fucking they made all the weird movies also made those two which I love yeah he makes bug movies and it makes Vigo with his cock out fucking people up that's his vibe there's two it's it's both modes you get Sarah Sherman and Sarah square yeah yeah yeah you got Sarah on SNL wearing a wig looking presentable for once in a fucking life and then you got your clown with your fucking hair all fucked up fucking clown

clown with some hairy ass armpits damn I never realized that because that just felt like a complete you know maybe I'll go see some of his weird shit now yeah let's look at the well we also have to get into the Santa Claus movie oh yeah we forgot to we got time we got time yeah so let's do we have a crime to the future shivers or rather times of the future that's a cool name fast company the brood scanners video drum dead zone fly that maps to the stars naked lunch and butterfly crash existence oh and butterflies crazy spider history of violence he's in

promises a dangerous method cosmopolis maps of the stars crimes of the future well I got a dangerous method for you yeah that's about Freud fucking Edward Sinser hands fingering Edward figures it says her hands treasure gets into squirting that's pretty cool Edward finger hands he's just a goth guy that's just a guy a guy with fingers yeah they call me Edward finger but he's got a different face guy like the index where the pink he should be you know there we go if you knew a guy who had a disability in his hands were fucked up just call him Edward finger hands yeah I got I got

some friends with fucked up hands yeah what's up Edward finger hands that'd be a fun way to bully somebody I got friends with like little nubs you should text them right now yeah how about Darkwing cuck and as a duck that comes home and his wife's fucking other people that's wearing a really big hat yeah yeah and a cloak he's like check out these cool clothes I just what's going on what are you doing why are you laying eggs with with launch pad damn where are you in launch pad laying eggs launch pad took the pussy yeah launch pad is like well what's all dark wing I'm getting some pussy for a

change balloons fucking his duck wife dude I haven't seen Darkwing duck in a while is that in the Scrooge McDuck universe I believe so hold on let me let me look at picture Ava Divine's breasts dude I a dark wing duck kind of looks like Steve Harvey he's a king of comedy um Darkwing duck yeah I used to fuck with that shit when I was a little s kid did you jack off dude no what the fuck is wrong with you you say you jack off to everything why would I jack off the Darkwing duck I don't know you said well is there anything sexual about Darkwing

duck maybe there's a hot duck chicken no the duck is a little girl you fucking freak I don't remember who Daisy duck I think so my name is Goslin Mallard apparently oh she's a duck yeah I mean most of the villains are just this is really just ripping off Batman of course but hey what are you gonna do oh I've also been watching the Batman animated series is so fucking good I was just you know how you just have a show on when you want to watch when you're like eating or you just do it you just need to kill 20 minutes yeah that's become my go-to I just need to kill like 10 minutes comforting so fucking good the

animation is so good it looks awesome the song is nice what show uh-huh animated series and made Batman yeah yeah I think I had that on Apple TV when I got the Apple TV that was the first thing I bought and I would get a couple resin hits in the morning watch that oh it's awesome I was high as fuck watching that shit Harvey Dent has before becomes Too Faced has a really big kind of like he has gay mouth it's a two-part episode when he turns into Too Faced yeah I think I pointed it out but like Bruce Wayne like if you didn't know he was Batman you just think he's gay Harvey Dent's giving a speech and he's like

I'm gonna fix Gotham or whatever and then Bruce wins like and made a lot of pretty girls like oh and then there's a scene where like Harvey like he's being outed by Rupert Thorne for going to therapy yeah yeah and fucking Batman or Bruce Wayne's like a lot of people go to therapy Harvey I go myself for things I can't talk about and it's like for my secret the audience knows it's because he's Batman right they have to be like what what and why are you friends with that college boy yeah why do you pay why do you pay that with a circus performance to college tuition that orphan that swing orphans college

tuition makes me feel because you know Hunter Biden grew up thinking that he was gonna be Bruce Wayne you thought he's gonna be Batman like I got it you thought I was gonna get murked yeah he's like a rich you know I'm like a rich sort of dark character right and then you just turn into a fucking loser they get you know you think he thought that because it's because his brother who died wasn't he like the superstar of the family yeah he was like Joe Joe Jr. he had yeah he's obviously the favorite because he gave him the rhyming name imagine your dad's name is Richard and he's got two sons

Richard okay and then like Donald right you know you're Donald you're gonna be like Donnie that's just funny but the Trump brothers one of them gets to be Donald Trump Jr. and then the other one's just Eric Eric Trump Eric is a really gay name that's the name of the Phantom of the Opera do you know that Eric his name was Eric the characters name is Eric it's not like the ghost of you know I thought it was like fantasma you know there's a sequel to Phantom of the Opera where it takes place in Coney Island we're like the Phantom escapes or some shit I watched it one time really high it's a musical

it's a musical yeah yeah yeah Andrew Lloyd Webber I believe so damn it's called love never dies Andrew Tard Webber yeah now I have to shit now I have to shit because I had that bodega sandwich but there's no toilet paper I used a napkin fuck do I have to use it napkin I don't have to talk about everything on the podcast so you brought it just demeaned myself you brought it up you said you don't have toilet paper in your house Adam can you go to the Bodega by toilet paper so I can shit after the show we're doing the show you kind of you kind of owe this house to you did shit here you honestly you took all the napkins you

kind of owe the house toilet there's more napkins I only used one how many dude I had only used one I had a stealth I had a stealth it was a fucking nose k-19 k-19 the widowmaker submarine wow drop right down the hole good for you clean wipe I have a feeling I got a real messy bodega shit in me yeah I'm for once I'm at a healthy one because I wanted to fucking ride one of those electric bikes home but I'm not gonna be able to with a fat shit in the chamber mm-hmm it's a nice day out today yeah got nice right 19 the penis sucker the penis don't suck my dick what's k-19 okay somebody suck the president's dick was

that like a companion film to crimson tide was like twister and there was a lot of submarine movies in the it was hot dust boot k-19 the widowmaker no k-19 the mood a maker came out like ten years after crimson tide yeah k-19 a minute widowmaker was like mid-2000s because I remember I saw that that's one of the movies I've seen in my life where I was the only person in the movie I don't know if I actually ever saw it yeah but I know it's about a submarine that's such a late time to be doing a karrison for the companion film the companion film the k-19 the widowmaker was you five seven one oh yeah you five

seven one came out in 2000 the only ones I've seen are crimson tide and down periscope what about on Periscope but something that's even so go movie under siege that's not a regular boat that's a regular boat all right yeah wait really yeah summer yeah they go for air no yeah it's a destroyer it's like a battleship I could have swore it was a submarine no no it still works that's a movie under his under siege to dark territory but I think that's a train train yes that guy our friend what the fuck was his name okay he had the movie about raccoons or whatever the fuck it was like a parody I forgot about that

yeah was that guy's name Nick do you remember what Frankie the guy you worked with but cheeks Frank but cheeks yeah Frank but cheeks from Ohio oh yeah oh Frank but cheeks from Dayton he's a cool guy the movies nice guy it was fun do you know what I like about you know I like about the Batman animated series he doesn't do a low voice you don't do as a cold day it's where did Pattinson do it I don't remember it's a little pinch he kind of had a bitch he did a little pinch of it but nothing crazy yeah I kind of like that actually the movie no just that's Pattinson as a guy oh well we forgot to talk about

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Twitter and it's right there in the bio I think is the link for Raleigh and then I will be in Portland the weekend after that at Portland helium great club and check that out that link is also in the bio Portland Oregon Portland or in that website again is mr. little nuts.com that's where all of the next tickets ticket links are available mm-hmm is that like a friend of yours he's mr. little nuts yeah yeah stop was gracious enough to give me the URL no I didn't have the URL I miss really nice of you I wasn't the sign of URL of birth but why did you own it I didn't own it he bought it I didn't buy it no you gave it to Nick

you just gave me who are you gonna believe me or Nick I mean I don't believe either yeah though okay believe what you want the point is Nick's website is mr. little nuts.com we can how he got it how he didn't doesn't really matter there's only the present you're acting you're acting guilty there's only the present it's true it's the future doesn't exist you have that hand in the cookie jar look about you all we have is right now he's blushing Edward your hands all we have is in the moment and in this moment Nick's website is mr. little nuts.com stop doing Edward Oreo hands in college he's got two box just a

box of Oreos duct taped each hand that sounds just smashing that can I say this okay I'm so fucked up right now since we brought up Oreos yeah during when me and the boys were getting after I described the the day we had it was Northman Northman matinee you got to sign up at patreon.com slash Comtown there is a barn burner episode on Sunday all-timer guys seriously so I think I talked about it but the point is we had a little dessert of course after we got I believe we got Chinese food I don't remember I was blotto but Eldest went out to the fucking grocery store to get the boys some ice cream and some Oreos

double stuffed Oreos have now just become regular Oreos from our youth what the stuffing and I heard Eldest complaining about this and I was like Eldest come on man you're being a fucking no speak on it you're being a piece of shit it's not and then I looked at them they were regular Oreos did the stuffing there's a bit already because they got the mega stuff the bisco things were fucking read well not just to stop you real quick yeah you're getting hot you're getting pissed off stop you real quick and that's across the board that's inflation those are the hidden costs inflation is bullshit the

fucking company should take the hit not me the beautiful consumer yeah you know they do that across the board like if you go buy chips now there's like less chips in the bags fucked up yeah that's true you know what you know what no it's 100% true they need to get the fucking Supreme Court justice treatment by a good citizen let's see you over Nabisco it's the two biggest civil rights things we're facing right now is women getting their bodily autonomy fucked with yeah and also Nabisco but I will tell you this but why are you saying I brought strawberries the other day but strawberries are by weight and I had a

strawberry that was the size of an apple I didn't feel to bite into it it was right it was one of the best strawberries I've ever had strawberries like so a nice drink flation examples okay your dick it's like this is that they've made the week wow yeah fucked up dude so why are you doing the chick chick and looking at a picture of justice so to my or not so to my or Alito or robbers or Spurly Clarence Thomas in 8th Street Latina she spent a lot of time at Mike's apartment they discovered her at Mike's apartment she's a 8th Street Latina she helped Mike get his security deposit back after he fucked her knew all the laws of the land damn yeah well yeah the Toblerone bar

that they're oh my god you only get four chunks instead of say I got an argument with a Chinese guy fucking the tax and duty-free at LaGuardia about the giant Toblerone what was the argument when he was look at this what was the crux of the argument that's so fucked I know I was like we're getting really hot I was like what the fuck happened to the giant Toblerone he's like well you want candy bar I'm like no the big top you know what I'm talking about big Toblerone he was playing coy listen to me you goofing who's playing Joe Koy the fucking did the Toblerone that's the size of your arm you know what I'm you know

exactly what the fuck I was like we have candy I don't want candy Adam what the fuck are you eating dude you know don't come on don't come on don't I thought you had pasta I did I had some pasta I wanted to look at it largest Toblerone in the world I'm not gonna eat it that looks good 4.5 kilograms that's that's what over 10 pounds this is a point for available give me one how much ship from Canada how much I'm trying to find the price to hurry up having a stroke what if I died before you found I would be so mad at you I wouldn't come to the funeral punches corpse this could be me and my wife dude can you please tell me

how much this cost giant Toblerone recipe how to cook I don't want to make it I want to buy it all right I'm trying to find it dude but all these webs $139 that's nothing dude and with inflation if you buy this now look at this guy look at this old retarded man oh yeah he looks silly hat what the fuck is going on having the best day of his life dude I don't know but the hat is fucked up yeah somebody sent me a giant Toblerones I've just remembered that a couple years ago interesting yeah right at the beginning of the pandemic some in some me a giant Toblerone well two of them hmm and I gave one of them the Sarah

Armour that's ridiculous dude you shouldn't have told you wasted you shouldn't have told me that detail because you got a giant Toblerone yeah you should have lied and I didn't get one of them I think it was to be around break from the podcast you could have mailed it to my house I don't know your address yes you do oh did you you didn't get your do you want your Greek coffee table book oh yes I'll put it in my backpack yeah and then you also want to check out the blue chew dot com oh really good interesting blue penis dot penis folks if you love sex you look blue chew dot com they still got the same

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dick gets hard from love yeah I've mentioned this many times my dick used to work when I was in love now we're pumping a full of fucking drugs you need to find love but maybe you need to find your one true no I just want to have because eventually just shave my head and eyebrows and a little robe and just tend to a garden would you have a beard yeah but no eyebrows no just a robe no eyebrows no hair on my head come no I even kung fu master they got white eyebrows when you get rid of your eyebrows when you fully transition to not having any emotions whatsoever oh so no one can tell mm-hmm doesn't matter

because you don't have a lot you don't need a eyebrows or to tell people how you feel but you don't have any feelings well I'm very sad you're one with nature and eyebrows man I see that or you draw them on all each every day and you decide what emotion you're gonna have like uncle Leo at bluetooth.com and now limited time only if you use promo code come down or come down 20 they will send you a giant over any order yeah but don't eat it before the drugs or whatever actually wasn't paying attention this is fucking awesome look at this dude imagine this bitch showing up at your house she's like look I got you

giant over in a pussy hell yeah yeah that's awesome I would love to fuck that lady just holding a Toblerone falling in love with that lady stop no how about falling off the fucking back of a truck and down the side of a mountain now why would I ride on the back of a truck because it's free mm-hmm because it's a cheap way to get around the country oh you have to pay it Nick um anyway what the fuck okay so we promise the people we go go through the Santa Claus movies so let me just go back past Ava Divine's tits past Russell brand on my search Russell brands I look this up already so the Santa Claus

we've all seen oh we know what happens there the plot okay de-sanification okay I don't this is too long he defeats toy Santa or some shit toy Santa Adam what are you doing oh that's Sam close to Adam get off your phone now well I'm looking at Adam get off your phone now okay why okay no I don't want to be the Adam does eight years following the event here this Adam doesn't know who's saying no I know who it is he had to look that up on his phone no I'm looking up I'm looking up how many Santa Clause is there was three look I tell you look there's a four you can you say it's berating you say it's insulting but

every day I tell you you're an idiot no and I say well it's with love okay it's not with love first of all you're fully tented in your pants whenever you're meeting me okay and I don't know what that means and I'm not gonna ask okay it's the type of pants you can't tell that's not his dick his dick he doesn't reach his pants why does the boner park oh that's good yeah we should just end the episode now