The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 316 – can u feel it
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And we're back and we're back part one will be available on Sunday folks uncle
Stephanie you'll see how we got here but for now what you need to know is we're
doing a Gene DeNapoli deep dive we're getting into the guy we talked to last
time we remember being happy so just go to patreon.com if you want to hear part
one and four days so anyway you were saying anime is a Kelly Clarkson
interview buying until like a pandemic I thought it would be the pandemic really
just destroyed everyone's life mm-hmm yes it except honestly some fucking
business has got hilarious loans for no reason and they just never have to pay
them back I I wish that there was a way to select a size of t-shirt there's no
way to select size now it's one size shirt that says reminiscing with Gene
DeNapoli podcast dude whatever size it is by the season rock that's incredible
that I buy it before this the goddamn audience finds out about it because
they're all gonna buy this yeah by to give me and it just has a list of their
first 15 guests dude please buy me one too Kingpin cast Stan Zizka Anthony
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Christina Fontanelli Joey D Vito Piccone Billy Vera Lou Martini Tony Darrow
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Jimmy Clinton they got big Jimmy see they got Jimmy see can you buy me one as
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it says really sharp-looking shirt Frank motherfucking Savasco alright let's
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speaking of shirts tonight Rigoletto is on Arthur Ave and the Bronx 8 p.m. G
will be doing a variety of music to sing and dance to we should go to that
tonight I can't I can't swing it was a year ago
a year ago fuck that's fucking that's socks can we call him no come on let
the man live yeah what you want he's been hitting me up for years well can we
just play as Kelly Clarks interview yeah let's do it I'm a what doesn't kill you
make your dick hard this is my favorite picture of awesome that's a boss right
there just me myself and some pussy yes he's the fucking king wait do we have the
I love him what doesn't kill you make sure it seems like his website doesn't
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up the fucking it up wait do we have the plug or am I gonna do it old school
straight I think we have the plug yeah Nick you want to plug that in plug what
the ox where is it it's right there it's behind the board what doesn't suck you
make you penis what doesn't suck you make your penis
makes you penis no makes your penis what doesn't suck you make you penis sucking
on my penis when I'm alone he said for us yeah I got it I guess all this was
kind of fat oh yeah he was too famously so he wasn't like huge he was just like
this is as fat as he got that's not he wasn't you know look at that that's not
like yeah but for a guy who was never fat before who you who in fact spent most
of his life as a piece of ass who made horrors fucking tremble just because he
would shake his hips a little bit damn how much pussy did I always get off the
charts right getting pussy but back then they didn't have fucking I mean do they
have condoms when they make condoms hundreds of years ago yeah but they were
fucking you you would put your dick in like a sheep's gallbladder is before
AIDS so no one used condoms until they that's what I'm saying did he been
pregnant until a certain group of people ruined it for the rest of us I'm not
gonna say who it is funny that they gave people caught the L on that one it was
when originally it was a guy that fucks monkeys fucks monkeys I know yeah he's
just like can you believe what these fucking homos are spread around
this is original drummer and his original singers back at one of my shows in 1995
there for only eight days well you know what we went out for eight nights straight
and I went for so much money on the days I figure I should marry her and it would
be cheap remember when you refused to say suck what was it suck me suck
me very suck me suck me very much thank you thank you very suck suck me very
dick suck me very dick I can't say it's disrespectful to the memory of a great
man okay so here's this podcast it's on YouTube let's fucking fire one up let's
fucking fire one up man what doesn't kill you makes your dick hard get your
penis
let you know that your comments tonight might be shown on screen don't drop any
in bombs this music's awesome oh another another theme song another good
life show
Him and who?
Ronnie Francis de Clark.
Widow to Judd.
That's awesome.
He knows everyone. Tony Orlando.
Wow.
That was high as fuck.
That's better pockets than ours.
That's cool.
Wow, look at this slide show.
Buster Poindexter.
I don't know if that is.
Vanny Aiello.
Wow, that's a fucking G right there.
Don K. Reed.
Barry U.S. Montana.
Vicky Pastore.
Wow, Ronnie Specter.
Ladies and gentlemen, Gene Denapoli.
Yes.
Gene, you can fuck my bitch.
Hi everybody.
Welcome to Reminis with Gene Denapoli.
Unfortunately, our guest tonight
cannot make it.
Group for gear from the four tops
is under the weather.
So we decided to
maybe start the year off with him.
We're very sad about that.
But I wanted to come on air
to talk to you for a few minutes.
We're going to do a short show.
And just tell people
what you mean
to us.
When I say us, I mean
myself,
my producer Anthony.
Anthony.
Everybody watching the show.
Hi everybody.
We're going to revamp the intro for the new year.
We have some guests we already signed up.
We're going to try to do some
comments and some contests.
We have some ideas.
We're going to work on them the next couple of weeks.
But
wanted to say to everybody
hope you had a good Thanksgiving.
You know what I mean?
After 30 seconds of this
he's like, why don't we just check out
Scumbag Vinny's podcast.
And then it's just him listening to this.
That would actually be so sick.
And then Vinny's like,
let's just listen to Come Town.
And then we're just listening to
an episode from nine years ago.
That would be awesome. We should just start doing that.
We should. We should tell Gene to do it.
And then we'll just have a little like
matryoshka doll of
podcast.
I just want to let it ride a little longer.
You might notice I don't have glasses on
because last week I went...
I found out I'm annoyed.
So I got one eye done
from Dr. Pizzacano.
Dr. Pissed off Conno.
Pizzacano.
Dr. Pizzacano.
Yeah, Dr. Pistolipantio.
He got one eye done.
Mr. Pistolipantio did my eye surgery.
All those are so vibrant.
It's like seeing a whole new world.
And when I get the other eye done
in a few weeks,
I can't wait
to see.
He only got one eye.
He only got one eye?
Yeah.
I highly recommend Dr. Pizzacano.
Right now I want to bring
my producer Anthony
back on screen.
Let's get Tony to mix.
Hey Gene, how are you?
He's like 11.
He's got a Christmas tree in the background.
I want to thank you publicly once again.
Thank you.
For all the hard work you do.
You asked me to get you everything
by Thursday.
10 minutes before Monday's showtime
I'm still emailing you.
This is unreal.
So schedule your student.
You have great shows on your own channel.
And I want people to know
I appreciate you.
I want to see what Anthony looks like.
Total professional.
And I hope to continue this relationship
for a long time.
Everybody out there
give our producer Anthony Griffo
a big round of applause.
He wasn't looking too much.
Now get off stage.
That's right, get the fuck out.
We've got a couple of shows I want to tell you about
that are coming up this week.
I went back in the promoting field
and we had some great shows last week.
We had Tito Pente Jr.
up in Poughkeepsie.
We had a disco dance party in Yonkers
with a freestyle singer named Cynthia.
Hi everybody.
This week we have
three shows
which we're promoting.
Thank you.
First show is on Sunday
December 12th.
Anthony put the flyer up.
Anthony put the flyer up.
It's gonna be
crazy.
I put together
two great oldies acts.
The Bel Airs
and still in style.
We have two types of tickets.
Two types of tickets.
Which is $65.
That includes a three course dinner
and tax and tip.
Or a $25 show ticket.
But you must purchase
two drinks in addition to that.
Alright.
$25 to see the show
and then $10 to drink.
You buy two drink tickets.
They'll be dancing.
I'll get up and sing a few songs.
I think it's gonna be a great way
to start off the holiday season.
I agree.
The next day the White Plains Performing Arts Center
I am presenting
one of the best
Broadway singers out there
with one of the best comedians out there.
For the Italian Broadway Christmas show
one date is 7 to 13.
We got Italian cats.
We got Italian kinky boots.
We're doing the Italian Christmas
story.
He gets visited by one of the ghosts
of the Christmas family.
It's a great show.
Anthony just sang on the Columbus Day
Parade in New York City.
Regina is working all over the country.
We're so glad we were able to get together.
I know Regina.
She's funny.
In what way?
We were both on a comedy show.
I thought you were talking about sex.
I thought you were talking about sex work.
We did some sex work together too.
We worked together.
Then on Wednesday
December 15
I'm presenting a variation of that show
in Ridgefield, Connecticut.
It's the same show
slightly more Italian.
The Italian Broadway Christmas
show.
Once again
the Italian Broadway Christmas show
with Anthony Nunziata as our star.
Kevin Martini
who works
for the Comedy Central
The Daily Show
We've got Christian Finnegan
and Andrew Cuomo.
That wasn't enough.
We have a Tony award-winning
vocalist
Debbie Gravite
Debbie Gravite
will be performing solo
and with Anthony.
Those tickets can be got by going to
therichfieldplayhouse.com
I've been to the Ridgefield Playhouse.
That's a nice little venue.
I really would just love
to move to like
Central Massachusetts
to just work at a little community theater.
Book comedians I knew 20 years ago.
Absolutely.
I'm bringing Tommy Simba's
to the Ridgefield Playhouse.
I just got a little garden.
I'll do shit.
Got a lot of plans in the new year.
Hopefully you're with us
on this journey.
Please follow the page
reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli
because when we post a new show
or we go live, you will get a notification
if you follow the page.
And all I'm going to ask you to do
for the next couple of weeks is maybe share the page
to your friends and family.
We're going to expand our guest list.
That's what we're doing.
We're trying to get the word out.
Is this still going on, Adam?
It's still going on.
December 2021.
They might be taking a little sabbatical,
but they'll be back any day now.
Many of my friends
and many friends have gotten me people
like Joe Miriotti, Paul Arante
and many more.
99% of this
is just ridiculous Italian
names.
You know that.
You know that.
Send them my way.
And put them on the reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli's show.
You know what?
For one time, the last time
of 2021,
we're going to give you our sponsors
who have been so great.
He's still doing announcements.
To the cost of this show.
He's nine minutes out of 15 minutes in.
He's still doing announcements.
It's 15 minutes.
Right now, once again, ladies and gentlemen,
our sponsors.
Hi, this is Fran Sisto.
Many people call me
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If he's called for your taxes
or financial money.
This is so fucking sick.
Please email me your cell number
and the best time of day to call you.
Is she calling for your word?
She left a voicemail for her.
For her ad read.
They threw a little like,
the music. She's the creative CPA.
Most some people call her the creative CPA.
Let's keep it rolling.
Adam, we got Francisco
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and so it's spelled
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Her website is
trans.
What is it?
Why is it that?
Why is it that?
What's your website?
Transfrancisco.com
Maybe she's trans.
No, I don't think so.
She is the creative CPA.
The creative CPA.
It's that simple, that easy.
Thank you.
I guess it's like
an Italian person that's trans.
No.
That's what I think so.
That's my website.
Transfrancisco.
They all have Italian.
It would be like Franny the trans.
Of course.
There is a Twitter
at Transfrancisco.
Is it CPA themed?
It's not CPA themed.
No, it's just trans
things to do in San Francisco.
I don't know exactly.
He's really selling ads on this.
She's trans.
She is.
Upcoming events.
The art of being trans.
She's also the creative CPA.
That's awesome.
This is a performer
trying to get on the Denapoli circuit
who bought advertising to curry favor
with Jean.
The CPA thing is a day job.
She also
performs.
Hell yeah.
She performs as
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He's calling you Adam.
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That's the way of saying it's weed.
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How are we going here today?
I'm going to take a piss, but don't start the gene
to naturally share without me.
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They metabolize the same way delta nine does in human body.
There are ways to know for a drug test.
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Adam has in store for us
back on the old cell phone.
We'll stop.
Asked me to wait before we play
this cruise ad on the Gene show.
But if you go to adamfeeling.com
slash shop, we're basically out
of the Bush shirts, but
we have some sieve shirts remaining.
Oh, I forgot.
If you're in Portland or anywhere in the
Pacific Northwest, come to
Portland Helium this weekend
tonight, even maybe.
Come now, Wednesday
through Saturday.
I will be there.
Wednesday, there you go.
Then I'm at Carolines next week
for the full week and then after that
I'll be in Chicago or Denver
or some shit I can't remember.
Alright, and now back to
Oh yeah, go watch my special by the way.
This is the first time since it came out.
Thank you everybody who already watched.
We're gonna get 2 million views.
Let's get to 2 million. It's been a week
we got 1.5. I appreciate everybody.
It'll probably be a 2 before we even get this up.
Hopefully.
Let's hit 3. Let's hit
for no reason in particular,
6 million views.
Why?
Lucky number 6 million.
I think you need about
6 bucks per million.
So I need to get like
what's 40,000 divided by that?
You need 6 million.
I need 6 million.
No, I need 7. I need 7 to make my
to make a small profit.
So let's get to fucking 7.
To make 2,000.
To make 2,000 dollars on the thing I've worked on
for the better part of my entire life.
It is funny how much YouTube
fucks you.
That's insane.
Kill them, bring a gun to Congress
and shoot up.
There was a lady
who went to the YouTube offices, right?
That would be cool. There was a lady who went
to the YouTube offices.
Trans Francisco.
Family or friends is our specialty.
Yeah, whatever.
You know what I kind of don't like?
Trans Francisco kind of stole my name.
My idea for
Trans name. What was it again?
Carmen San Francisco?
I think she like transitioned
and had the name for a while.
You were just kind of saying it.
You haven't taken any hormones.
What? So I got to take hormones?
You got to take hormones.
Okay, so we're going to apply that to all copyright law
that if Disney wants to take a hold of Mickey Mouse
they better get their dicks cut off.
Why do you think Walt Disney chopped his head off?
They can put on any kind of body
he wants now.
If you cut your dick off you're legally allowed
to sing the happy birthday song
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What an awesome name.
Thank you all to our sponsors.
I really appreciate your
friendship.
Those three people that sponsors
all my friends.
We wish them much success in the
new year.
I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.
It's funny because you were talking about like
pastors bullshitting.
It's the same vibe.
He hasn't said one which you know is awesome
because we haven't said anything.
He's brought Thanksgiving up for us.
I respect this because I think he's just starting
to wind down now.
There are four minutes left in the pod.
I don't know how they go.
I can't wait.
If you join Gene DiNapoli presents
reminiscing with Gene DiNapoli
you'll see the flyer.
When is he going to reminisce?
Four minutes to one.
If you want to donate
please do.
Christmas is all about the kids.
Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish
friends out there.
Do you feel good about that Adam?
Children shouldn't suffer.
Children shouldn't suffer.
That's right.
I meant to say something.
What do I need to say?
I don't have things written down.
It's just off the top of my head.
Next year we're going to have a bunch of shows
going on.
We have a duob show February 11th at the White Prince
Performing Arts Center.
We have a bunch of stuff coming in.
You already plugged all this stuff.
Check out the page.
Gene DiNapoli presents.
On Friday I'll be at San Martino
with my Elvis Christmas show.
Elvis hits.
As well as some of the best ones
for Christmas songs that Elvis said he did.
And then
it'll be their new year's eve as well.
So if you want to celebrate with me.
It's all plugs. Check out
www.GeneDiNapoli.com
This is my favorite podcast.
I can't believe I didn't go to the Elvis Christmas show.
You fucked up.
I just wanted to wish everybody
a very...
This year I might get into heroin
and go into every Gene event.
Absolutely. I'm about to be a Gene Superfan.
Almost not resistant because of the virus.
This year is getting a little better.
So
I want to just remind you once again about our shows this week.
On December 12th
we have a duob there.
Just want to remind you again.
What he reminisces on is the plugs
from the beginning of the show.
He's also the real one.
Dude, he's the king.
On Monday, December 13th
we have the Italian Broadway Christmas show
starring Anthony Nunziata
and Eugenius Michicco
at White Place Performing Arts Center.
That's when you put up the other flyer.
He's so sick, dude. I love Gene.
Give you tickets to www.WPPAC.com
and on Wednesday, December 15th
we have
a variation of the Italian
Broadway Christmas show
with Anthony Nunziata, Kevin Bartini
and Debbie Gravite
will be at the Ridgefield Playhouse.
Go to ridgefieldplayhouse.org
to get your tickets.
Both of our Italian Broadway Christmas shows
are going to be
virtual toy drives
for the Maria Ferrara
Children's Hospital.
So what you do is you come to the show.
Even the hospitals are Italian.
You pay for it.
You don't have to bring a toy.
It's called a virtual toy drive.
And on that note,
I'm going to say goodnight to you
for your final time in 2021.
You've made my show very enjoyable everybody.
I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart
and continue to do it.
That's right, Robin.
Why can't every day be like Christmas?
A great Elvis song
which I'm going to sing Friday
and everybody should treat every day
and maybe the world will be a better place.
We'll see you in 2022.
Keep an eye out for who's our first guest.
Until then,
may God bless you and keep you in the palm of his hand.
Merry Christmas,
Happy New Year
and God bless America.
That's good stuff.
Let's see the music.
What is that?
Grillo Entertainment?
That's great.
What other episodes do you want to see?
That was awesome.
Again,
the Italian Broadway Christmas show
will be a variation on that.
And the Nunziato
and Kevin Bartini.
It's a variation
on the Italian...
On the other one that we were doing in White Plains.
The one in Ridgefield will be a variation.
Of course, the original Italian Broadway Christmas show
at the White Plains
bus station
will be a variation.
I want to kiss him on the lips.
I actually want him to be my father.
Does Gene have children?
That's a great question.
Hi, this is Gene Denapoli.
I just want to let you know that your comments tonight
might be shown on screen.
Run one back.
Who's he got?
Sweetheart of freestyle music.
That's awesome. Freestyle is great.
Let's get to the interview, Adam.
Hey, everybody.
Welcome back.
Episode 57.
Have we got a curveball
of a show for you
to tell you about it?
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but she's here tonight.
Curseball of a guest.
Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife.
On Saturday
Keep the week in Atlantic City celebrating 23 years. Wow. That's awesome. Good for him. 23 years.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have never had a fight that I want. Okay.
The man is a fucking natural. He's Mr. Entertainment for an organization called
the East Coast Music Hall of Fame. Because I got some great pictures.
I gambled. I made a donation. Shit happens. What are you going to do? Okay. So next week,
we're going to tell you our guest on Monday is the son of legendary 70s singer, Peter Lemonjello.
Peter Lemonjello, Jr., who called that is over here because he's going to be opening up for the
four tops. This is when homework comes in. He goes, oh, my friend Joey Jojo Jr.
Peter Lemonjello, Jr. No, it's Lemonjello. Lemonjello. Yeah, Peter Lemonjello, Jr.
We got a lot to talk about. So that'll be seven o'clock Monday. He's the king of
20. Peter Lemonjello. This week, I got back into promoting shows, ladies and gentlemen.
That's awesome. This week on Saturday, we have two great shows. One is locally to us,
and one is far away. Before we get to that, happy birthday to my niece, Gina. If I didn't say that,
she would move out. And for those we don't want her to move out yet.
You know, six months, it's been going on three and a half years. So love you, Gina. Happy birthday.
We're so proud of you. Saturday night in McKinsey, New York, I will be presenting.
Let's listen to Peter Lemonjello for a second.
This is the essence of Doop generations. Authentic original member JT Carter is singing
with Peter Lemonjello, Jr. Oh, apparently he was on American Idol.
I don't think he made it past.
Yes. Pretty good.
Peter auditioned in New York. He's saying I can't help myself by the four tops.
Although Katie voted, yes, Lionel and Luke voted no, eliminating him from the competition.
Katie Perry is ready for him.
No, we will not be meeting the little robot. YouTube mentioned in entertainment.
Couldn't get a label interested in him. So he came up with the idea to market his own albums.
He bought commercial spots and went on like a hundred times a week.
He's credited with inventing the infomercial. Wow. Honestly, these are kind of bangers.
You got to sing to a bitch. This is crazy. So this guy's dad is just some guy that bought
commercial space and made infomercials of himself as a singer. Yeah. Invented the infomercial.
But his passion is singing and now his son is following in his footsteps.
Wow. As a doo-wop singer. That's kind of beautiful. That is fucking beautiful.
Now, let's hear a little Do I Love You.
This is Peter Lemonjello. This is Peter Lemonjello, Sr. who has 106 monthly listens on Spotify.
I mean, the dad's kind of sexy to be honest with you. Get that pussy primed.
I like his...
He only has that one album.
Yeah, it was fire. I gotta get to the hook.
This is a great song. It's really good.
Let's get those Spotify plays up. Here, pause this for a second. So this guy just basically
just did the CIA's job for them. In a profile for the New York Times. His career wasn't really
working out. Yeah, Peter Lemonjello, Sr. So he produced his own album and then just bought a
bunch of space. And sales took off. But in a profile for the New York Times, he said,
look, what this country needs is a white male superstar.
That's his pitch. What this country needs a white male superstar they can hang their
hat on. They want them clean and they want them now. And that's why I'm playing it this way.
I can be what they want. An acquaintance and fan named Bob Pascuzzi. Bankroll the promotional.
And I guarantee you, Bob Pascuzzi works for the CIA. I guarantee it. Bankroll the promotional
rollout meant to generate interest from financial backers that would result in a deal of an album
in concert. It's a Westbury Music Fair. It was rented for one show and an album assembled with
one side recorded in the studio. The other consistencies of remixes of his tapes, one
concert promoter, conceded the show. It sold out at 2,800 tickets but wondered whether Lemonjello
could repeat his success in cities with fewer Italians than where he had not advertised his
heavily. So did he ever go on tour? No, he just did that show. It was just that one show.
And then the next section on Wikipedia is home construction. Lemonjello later
worked as a housing contractor. In the early 1980s, Peter was accused of masterminding
two acts of arson on two luxury houses. So this guy's son, on January 15, 1982,
Lemonjello and his brother, Bowler, Mike Lemonjello were kidnapped from a construction
site. Mike was forced to withdraw more than 50,000 from a bank and both were left in the woods.
The mafia got Lemonjello's for sure. Yeah, that's awesome. Oh man. So his son's trying
to make his way into the show. Gene wanted us to know that his son has carved out his own,
Nitch. He's not relying on his father's incredible success. Now can we get to the interview? I'd
love to hear Gene interview whoever it is. The queen of freestyle. Junior, live in concert,
tonight in Poughkeepsie, New York, I will be presenting Tito Puente, Jr., live in concert,
a Latin salsa mambo night. As you know, Tito Puente, for those of you that were living on
Mars, was the king of Latin music. Just think, if Ronan Farrow had been raised by his birth
father, right, he would just be on Gene's show. He'd be doing shows on white planes with Gene.
Hudson Valley area. We are performing Tito Puente and DJ Lewis, almost. Let's take a real quick
break, right quick, to talk about Ridge Wallet. Peter Lemonjello's favorite wallet, the Ridge
Wallet. I had to take off all my clothes recently in front of a nurse and I pulled my Ridge Wallet
out and she said, oh, my husband has one of those. And I go, what, a tiny little cock? Yeah. A pink
little penis. And she goes, excuse me? Yeah. You trying to suck this, you freak? I was just
trying to lighten the mood, you know, of course. And, you know, she's like, that's fucked up.
Yeah. Sir, you have cancer? Yeah, I was like, you know what,
fuck all these kids in this hospital. Fuck these kids. I'm pissed off, you guys put me in the hospital
based on my coccyx. I'm a grown man, even though I have a four year old's penis. I came here to
get my dick sucked for cancer. And this is the disrespect you give me. I'm here on charity.
I'm just saying there's gotta be at least, I'm from here from Mitch and Murray. I'm here from
downtown. There's gotta be at least one of these kids that listens to come town. It's his make a
wish to watch me get my dick sucked by a nurse. I came up here dressed as a Justin clown makeup on
the face. And I thought maybe you'd have the rest of the outfit here. And I thought, I thought
maybe the hospital kept it a lot of that stuff in store for a patch Adams type that, you know,
wants to turn his life around and give back, right? Yeah, I thought laughter. Maybe I'll push
shove you into this room and get a little pussy before he had to charge up before I go.
And you don't want me, you don't want me to a high on 100. When I entertain these kids,
bitch, I need to get charged up with a little pussy. There's ions and pussy. And she said,
no, my husband has the ridge wall. I said, Oh, does he like Oh, the Ridgewall?
How does he enjoy? Does he enjoy the other line of products the Ridge company has like
the fine bags and knives? Yeah, the tiny screwdriver. I'm about to use the Ridgewall at the
flight of Portland, Oregon. Wow. Because their backpack is the number one rated carry on.
That's you go Google best carry on best carry on. And that's the best personal item. That's
number one. JetBlue. Now an awesome move. This allows carry on luggage. What? You know more
carry on luggage on their basic economy flights. So it used to be that you would just exclude
spirit airlines from the from the travel is falling off that hard. JetBlue was the best
airline known. Can you pay extra to have a carry on? No, you can pay extra to check a bag. I think
most of them are doing I think Delta is one of the last that doesn't do it. Yeah, doesn't do what
it charge for a carry on. This is why we got a nuke Israel. Yep. I mean, I don't know why, but
and sorry, we're just reading the copy from Ridgewall. Yeah, guys. Ridgewall nuke Israel.
I remember that used to be a thing people would say online. You go online and say nuke Israel.
Really? Yeah. I'm not as familiar with what people were saying online.
I don't know. I mean, people weren't saying I wasn't very on. Yeah, that used to be a thing
people said. It's possible until Israel got cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They really have
been really cool recently. Yeah. Yeah. So Ridgewall is a really fucking cool product. You know,
cool company, cool product. They use cool materials. It's a thing I fucking got carbon alloy fibers
and shit like that. It's a front pocket wallet, which is difficult for the guys that do the
can you check what's in my pocket trick? Yeah. With the ladies. Yeah. If you're Bruce Springsteen,
if you're trying to be like Bruce Springsteen on that cover, that one album with this nice little
fucking tush, drawing attention to it. This ain't the wall for you. But guess what? That
shit hasn't been cool. They still haven't taken my idea for the Midge wallet, which is the same
thing, but it fits in your pussy. And it's for women. That's a great idea. It's the pussy women
named Midge. Well, every woman's named Midge. If you try hard enough, that's so true. Once you get
the right zone, once you get the right zone as a man, every bitch is named. And we discussed this,
I think years ago, but what does Midge stand for? Margaret. Right. And I said it should be Marge.
Marge was also short for Margaret. That makes so much sense. And also Peggy is short for Marge.
I know that fucks that fucked me up. Yeah, those are fucking stupid. Well, some of the names it's
like a deaf guy had somebody in his family and they're like, yeah, of course, Dick's short for
Richard. Well, yeah, it's his deaf son being like, well, in Greek, Dimitri, people call guys
named Dimitri Jimmy. Jimmy, but they say Jimmy. Jimmy. Pussy, they Jimmy. Pussy, like where are you?
Pussy, Jimmy. Were you at Jimmy like that? Let's see, what are the names? What are the Greek names?
Real quick, though, the Ridgwall. They got a lot of shit on their website. Yeah. Yeah. And they
got a great story. It's a father and son team that built this company from the ground up.
And it's they've really done a tremendous job. I'm straight up. I'm straight up jealous, dude.
This is, they, they fucking took off. That's right. It's crazy. This is like a like runaway
success story. Good for those kids. They didn't need Mr. Wonderful or Damon. They didn't need any
of that. They told Mr. Wonderful to put it, put his bald head, shine it up nice, put it right
up their asses. Yeah. And he did it too. Yeah. I fucking hate Mr. Wonderful. Kevin O'Leary.
That guy can suck my fucking dick. We're going. I don't like his fucking attitude. I don't like
his attitude either. He sucks. I don't like that. He's a Jewish guy pretending. No, he's not. He's
Irish. He's not Jewish guy pretending. He's not Jewish. Don't put that on us. They got enough.
They got enough, you know, the horror they got enough to make up for. They don't got a fucking
they don't have to fucking deal with Mr. Wonderful. Um, so anyway, you got a ridge wall.com. You put
it in promo code, come down or come down 20. You get a fucking discount off of your excellent
products. Is there anything else? No, let's talk about Peter Lemon Jello a little more. Let's
anything else with him. Let's go back to this real quick. Okay.
Brought to you by Ridge Waller.
I think Peter Jr. fucked a lot of old bitches.
He's passing it on to me and you gotta keep the lemon Jello tradition alive.
His dad had a deep voice. He's kind of got a higher, higher voice.
Welcome to the show. Thank you. Give us your name, who you are and where you're from.
My name is Peter Lemon Jello Jr. Lemon Jello. Very good. 19 years old from Bucca Raton, Florida.
Now, your father's pretty famous. My dad was the first singer to sell over a million albums on
television in 1976. So what are you going to do for us? I'm going to do I Can't Help Myself by the
Four Tops. Really? That's my friends. That's my friends with the Four Tops.
One of the most Italian moves possible. Let them know.
These are my friends, the Four Tops. Wait a minute. It says 19. You're an old soul.
So, okay. All right. So let's let's hear this. I'm fucking gay. Let's go. Oh, this song? Yeah.
This fucking guy sucks. He did the spin.
Dude. I mean, Lionel Richie is coming at his page. Oh, but he gave him a no. No. Fuck Lionel.
Lionel is a snake for that one.
He's fucking horrible, dude. I think he's good. I think he's got some of this.
He sounds scared. I mean, he's auditioning for Make an Eye.
I think it's like the way autism presents in the Italian community.
You know, it's like, yeah, my father was kidnapped by the CIA. And, you know, they pretended it was
baseball players that kidnapped him. But, you know, basically he was just failed, you know,
like kind of COINTELPRO white supremacist, Italian-American white supremacist movement
from the 70s right around the time of the church committee. And because there was all this scrutiny,
they kind of just left him hanging out the dry and he went fucking insane. And had to do the
only other thing Italians can do, which is awesome, which is which is burning up a construction site
for money. And, you know, as a result of that, I was never diagnosed with any kind of like
Norway typical behavior. So here I am now, basically, looking for a handout.
That's awesome. Yeah, I'm friends with the four tops. Yeah, these are my friends.
And my friends. Oh, now he's feeling himself. By the way, you just left those guys.
Those are the exact routines. I'm telling you, exact. Do you live this lifestyle?
Yeah, pretty much. What year car do you drive?
I'm saving up to by 1959.
This kid fucking sucks, dude. This poor kid hasn't been able to hasn't been allowed to develop a
personality. Well, I was I was actually molested by all four of the tops. I share a bed with my
mother. I showed up and they said, you're here for top. He sounds like the gay old man from
family. He does the trouble as a family guy. There's that muscly on newspaper. Same voice.
I just always loved that music. What kind of what a gay answer that question will
kind of call to your drive. I'm saving up for a 1950.
And through my dad, he'd take me to a lot of the shows. I get to meet a lot of the
guys, a lot of, you know, become friends with guys like Lloyd Price. And he's my dad's era,
man. Are you kidding me? This is amazing. Luke, I love to get your impression. Well,
I mean, I think it's just about polishing up your voice, getting a little stronger vocally.
Yeah. Maybe you need to put a little spin on it to keep people's attention. There's something in
there called business for you. But I don't think it's going to fly for what we're looking for
in American Idol. Let's take a vote. I'll go first. Great meeting you. But it's a no for me.
Peter Limoncello. Limoncello. Limoncello. I'm going to roll the dice. Why not? It's a yes.
Wow. Wow. Peter Limoncello, Junior. Anyway, Peter Vaginello. So should we go back to the
gene pod? Yeah, that was a nice little detour. But I need meet and greets a whole bunch of stuff.
You have any questions? Let us know when we'll talk to tell you about it. But what I'm doing,
which is really close to the home, and I wish I didn't schedule them both at the same time,
because I really want to be in Yawkers at the Royal Regency Hotel. We did a comedy show there.
We did a live music event. And I want to do a disco freestyle night. So the only night we had open
was Thanksgiving Saturday. Now I don't know about you people, but Wednesday night, but night before
Thanksgiving used to be the biggest party night of the year, because the next day was a holiday,
and everybody had a rough. But by Saturday, I got sick and tired of being with my family.
Yes, sir. That was the second best night. So I decided to throw this disco freestyle
on Friday on Saturday, November 27th, starting at eight o'clock with DJs video camp easy and DJ
Stefano. And I said, okay, I gotta get a live artist. So I did my work. And I just kept coming
back to this one song, one song. Sorry. Let me take a shot. Let me see if this young lady
is even going to be in the area. Well, luckily for me, she's going to be in the area performing
at another show earlier in Staten Island. That's a theater show. What we're presenting is a dance
night. And I don't know how you can go to a night of freestyle music and not dance. We're going to
talk about that night. We're going to talk about her past, present, her future, which not only has
to deal with music, but he's honestly a great broadcaster sharp. And we wish you the best.
Ladies and gentlemen, will you please welcome as our guests tonight, singer, songwriter,
live artist extraordinaire, freestyle sweetheart, and soon to be your EKG technician. Let's give it
up for Cynthia, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, everyone, how are you? I'm doing fantastic.
Thank you. And by the way, happy anniversary. Thank you very much. Did you hear I said 23 years
went out of fight without a fight? I know that you had to get back in. I'm good. You know,
listen, I'm in the boogie down. You're in the boogie south. It seems you're up here more than
your home. I know. Tell me about it. And I asked myself this question. I say to myself all the
time, like, why did I even bother selling my home, you know, up north when I'm there constantly
literally every weekend. But hey, I may have to start looking for a second home there.
You might have you know, I can't my internet work. I'm trying to look her up. I don't care how good
wherever you move is. Oh, hell yeah. You're a Spanish Harlem girl. That's right. That's right.
22nd 2nd Avenue. Do you take that Spanish Harlem attitude on stage because I've been watching
some of your videos and your live videos. You're getting the live Facebook comments.
What are they saying? The lady that said happy anniversary to you.
She's not. She's not in outer space. You are so focused.
I am. I you know what it is. I connect myself, you know, with the audience, you know, I'm very
passionate about what I do. I love freestyle music. Yeah, she's not just because I got
it. I just love you guys. Not only this tune in next week, maybe we'll find