The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 45 – The Replacements

Episode Date: March 23, 2017

Scrambling for time, I tap Dana Bell and Jamel Johnson to replace Stav and Adam for a very special edition of Cum Town West. Theyre both POCs and one is a woman, which PROVEs that I am the president of the DSA and beyond reproach.

So I cut off your story, I'm sorry, but I was primed to go into this bedbug story. Oh yeah, we can do bedbugs, we can talk free tables. Because I'm kind of a bedbug expert after living in Chinatown. I say leave bedbugs. We'll leave it at that. We'll do intro. This is the first, so the fans of the show have been putting up with pre-recorded episodes. of the show have been putting up with pre-recorded episodes.

We did, me and Stav and Adam did probably 10 episodes in like a two and a half day span. Oh my god. And I did them out of order but there was one of them that was just like I don't know. Is it just like too dated already?

It's too dated but then also like I mean, you know, what kind of conversation are you going to have for literally 72 hours the last one is just you know I'm pretty sure

I mean I don't remember it but I can't imagine it's anything other than Stav just saying like I just I want to fuck this bitch but she won't

I can't she won't her titty I want to she should suck my dick for an hour and a half And I was like Alright

Solid episode We put it online For twelve thousand dollars a month Y'all got bangers man Hey That's what people want You ever think about doing like a clip show You remember like sitcoms back in the day

Yeah Where they would just like I thought about doing that It would be great When we don't want to record But That's so much work To go through Just take old Fresh Prince episodes would be great when we don't want to record, but that's so much work to go through.

Just take old Fresh Prince episodes. I don't listen to the podcast ever. That's probably for the best, too. Yeah, it is. Just let them be free. Even if it's great, it's like I don't want to hear my voice or think about how this is where I wound up in my life,

which is a good place to be. I guess you can't fucking bitch about it. Yeah. I'm happy for you. I'm proud of you, man. Thanks, man. I'm excited. I'm place to be I guess you can't fucking bitch about it I'm happy for you I'm proud of you man thanks man I'm excited I'm happy to be here

thank you yeah so I guess I'll this is Comptown West with different guests yeah I got Jemele Johnson hey

that's Jemele that's me and Dana Bell hello so this is also these are also DC Comics

Funny Mom's Class 2013 yeah 2012 2013 something like that with the letterman jacket So this is also, these are also DC Comics. Funny Mom's Class of 2013? Yeah, 2012, 2013. Something like that. Yeah, the Letterman Jackets. 2014. Yeah. Yeah, so this is like the Comptown West crew for this week until Adam and Stover are coming in next week.

So I guess we're going to... They couldn't stay away. Yeah, we're going to do a couple. Well, because I told them we ran out of episodes and uh they were like shit so are you gonna like fly back to new york i was like no i guess i'm just gonna do the podcast with other people they were like we're buying tickets now and they bought them that night yeah because they're worried about getting replaced yeah you gotta hold on you know you guys are both contenders to replace them the stocks are volatile so i'm trying to get in it's a bear market i'm surprised

they didn't fucking do their own podcast while i was gone and try to edge me out call it's true call it the comets or something like that but just steal the name just be why the fuck no i don't know how to hire a lawyer and sue anybody just like the fucking temptations you remember when it was two sets of temptations no that was like a thing like temptations too, yeah. Like when they broke up and Eddie Ruffin. First of all, what do you mean remember? This has to have happened like 45 years before you were born. I'm talking about the fucking miniseries, the NBC miniseries. Remember that shit?

No. This was like some early 90s. Was that part of that string where they were doing biopics about people that were still alive? Yes, exactly. It was kind of weird. Like when they made that Robin Williams movie and it's like he hasn't even killed himself yet we got another five years i didn't know there was a robin williams movie there was and it was weird because they got a guy that looked exactly like robin williams and it was almost like some agent found that guy and was like oh my god there's

only one thing here's what yeah wrote the biopic himself. You're going to be young Pope. That's how that show happened. But yeah, so I haven't done a podcast in weeks. How do you feel? You seem a little warmed up, you know? Like, you're ready to go. Well, I'm in my element, you know? He's got tracksuits on.

It's been a hectic couple of weeks. Life in the fast lane. At least there's new stuff to talk about. There is, but it's all bad shit. A lot of opinions. The internet was coming for me pretty hard over the weekend. For real? Yeah, which is weird because I got kicked off Twitter a month ago.

I forgot, dog. I don't even check for you anymore. Ever since Nicole disappeared, I was like, I don't even check for you anymore ever since uh nicole yeah disappeared i was like i don't know what to do yeah well i don't understand like there's been so many iterations of people like going after me you know and they're like explain this and it's just like i like to jack off you know on the bus or whatever i mean it's like i don't i have so much disdain for twitter as a fucking medium the fact that anyone could like at this point still try to, you know, take me to task for just. What was the end result? How they.

Nothing. What the task was. Here's the end result is because I have no ability to respond to it. It just goes away after two years. Also, like what would, they can't kick, they can't kick you off Twitter. You've already been kicked off Twitter. Right, I've already been kicked off Twitter. So there's nothing even to do.

That's right. Yeah, it mostly became because there's nothing to get me fired from. They were trying to get people to stop being friends with me, which is such a like, don't let them come to your birthday party. We're having my birthday party at Discovery Zone, and you're not coming. And everyone else is coming, and you can't come. Right, and if you go to your birthday party, then's like that's a bad sign that's such a that's such a fucking you remember that shit when children would do that like you can't come to my birthday party it's

like yeah i'm gonna have to fucking buy you a present i'm winning yeah yeah right i remember we used to just go every year was bowling you guys ever do bowling with the um the kitty rails yeah ari shafir has a joke about that that he calls it the he goes uh he goes yeah i was bowling and uh the down syndrome kids had their own special device and he's like i'm not making fun of the down syndrome kids this is the way he says down syndrome in that joke that's so funny to me. I was jealous of them fools, man. Yeah. You could just push the... Like, they had bowling rigged. I don't understand what the point of that is. It's to make you better at bowling.

But you're not good at it. You're good at throwing it in a direction. I remember being a kid and thinking I was amazing at bowling, but I would play with the bumpers. And then I would talk to my friends about bowling or whatever at school you know like you have like daily bowling conversations with your friends and i was like yeah i'll fuck i'm like good at bowling and i remember going friends and they didn't use the bumpers and i'm like we're not we're seven we're not grownups not even a sport i shouldn't call it a sport mba level bowling yeah i used to go bowling like uh like pretty often in austin there was a

place in cedar park that had like five dollar all you can bowl and then shoe rental was like four bucks so you pay nine dollars and you could bowl for like six hours fuck man i bowl all the time now do you there's a spot in koreatown uh chateau 39 yeah it's sketchy shit i'm pretty sure they prostitutes oh no i was gonna say a driving range no they're definitely running hoes out of the fucking chateau 39 man they have like security outside god imagine getting a bowling prostitute that's fucking that's terrible that's should they just clean themselves out over that like hand blow the foot spray smelled like shoes yeah yeah uh yeah that sounds great oh no it's a good old time yeah we should go they're open to like it's either it's got to be last call or after

last call at minimum yeah so you go fuck it up about 1.30. You ever get kicked out of a bowling place because the league bowling guys come in? Yes. You guys have gone bowling so much more than I've ever gone bowling in my entire life. Because it's one of those things where like, bowling's tricky because it's a thing you're like, I could be good at bowling, right? Yeah. And it seems like a thing that you could be good at

if you put enough time into it, but nobody does it. That's how I feel about pool. Right, like cursive, yeah. Something that you had to do in third grade. Yeah, cursive, you've missed the boat on that. If you're not good at cursive by now,

it's over. My signature's fucking trash too, son. I need to get on it. Is that cursive? I guess, yeah. I think signature is different. That's just squiggly. You just have to make cool squiggly yeah. I think signature is different. That's just squiggly. You just have to make cool squiggly lines.

Yeah. Cursive is harder. I started writing in all capital letters when I was in like seventh grade or something because I thought it was badass and I still write that way. No. Well, you win it. That makes a lot of sense. Does it?

I feel like, yeah. I don't know why, but I just feel like, yeah, you're an all caps guy. You know who does that is like executives of businesses and then also homeless people on their cardboard signs those are the two spheres of society that use all capital letters yeah that's the diagram uh yeah i think for both both people it's like if one thing had gone differently they would have swapped lives. Oh, man. I saw the fucking funniest shit today.

And people are going to say, oh, that didn't happen or it's not real. Adam has a lot of stories like that where he's like, I saw this shit happen. And you're like, there's no way you're that lucky that you get to see all this stuff. No, you see stuff like that all the time. I do. But I'm second to Adam in that hierarchy of people to get to see hilarious shit yeah but today i was in downtown and i was walking behind this homeless lady who was like super fucking homeless you know like the like the the pigeon bitch from home alone too yeah yeah like that level uh but that's the character's name why don't you go get the VHS

wait for the credits to roll pigeon bitch dot dot dot dot dot as herself it'll come up alright I'll check it out nah I was walking behind this so it's you pigeon bitch yeah it's me

it was like this homeless black lady and she's got like a blanket over her head and a shopping cart just filled with like bags of stuff and like her shoes were all like just severely homeless and it was like starting to rain a little bit and i'm like maybe 15 feet behind her and this car pulls up with like these two girls in it and they like slow down and the girl in the passenger seat like rolls down the window and then she's like going through like groceries or whatever and she pulls out like a loaf of like ezekiel bread and like yes just like like you know gestures out the window to hand it to her like you think it's gonna be this fucking like upworthy moment and the homeless woman just

looks at her and looks back and looks back again he goes i don't need no fucking bread bitch you fucking hoe and starts yelling at her yeah and then with your whole grain she just starts trashing the girl in the car and she just has to like withdraw the bread as the friend rolls up the window and they drive away that's amazing one time i was that did a lot for me that's how every episode of that show, What Would You Do, should end. Yes. You know that show?

That old Nickelodeon shit from that show? No, no. It's like on NBC Primetime or something. Oh, shit. That's not still on, is it? I don't know. I mean, I can't remember a time I actually ever saw it broadcast.

It was like Upworthy before there was an Upworthy, or a BuzzFeed before there was BuzzFeedfeed this is like a show where they're like uh we he was set up a restaurant and we sent a retarded guy in and tried to he tried to read the menu and the waitress called him a retard i thought that was just a part of dateline yeah yeah and they're like let's see what happens it's like now what if the retard was muslim and it's like i don't even know what point you're trying to make it was always someone being really mean to someone in a public setting and just seeing if someone would intervene and it was like well you're just like being mean just yeah it's like a really weird setup where it wasn't like what would you do in this situation well it's not a real experiment but it's like an idiot's understanding of what

an experiment is it's like really all all the all they're measuring is like what portion of the population is afraid of confrontation yeah and that's like the only real metric you could maybe get out of the show but now i just feel like everyone just assumes when they see something like that like in the back of their mind they're like this is one of those fucking shows yeah like this is gonna be how i respond is gonna be on tv well there should be an nbc show called i don't need no fucking bread bitch and it's just what would you do but that's the response whenever anyone tries to be nice yeah you're on the jamie kennedy experiment that's a camera that's a camera that's a camera you're a bitch that's a camera. That's a camera. That's a camera. You're a bitch. That's a camera. The bread is a camera.

I'm the opposite. I don't assume shit is fake. I assume everything's real, and I'm going to have to testify in court. Yeah. So it's time for me to go. Yeah, that's a good attitude. Yeah. Oh, I totally walk away. There's like the amount of times I've intervened in something in my life is I could count on

one hand. Yeah, the pie chart is definitely's definitely it ain't even yeah i was in i actually i feel like i intervene a lot but like but it's always like a really obvious choice to intervene like my neighbor who i thought was like like abusing his girl anyway call the cops for that. No, calling the cops is not intervening. Okay, cool. Well, I have an intervening story, which is I was in an Uber. Then the cops just show up and shoot both of them. That's true.

Are you the lady that called the cops? Okay. We've got to check the handbook, but I think we have to shoot you, too. I think we just have to shoot everybody. That's how it works. Look, I'm just doing my job. I'm afraid constantly, and'm just doing my job i'm afraid constantly and i'm doing my job uh they actually replaced the academy with a dvd copy of the movie crash and that's how we learn

how to be police officers now so it's an oscar winner so you know it's good uh we talked about another episode but like it's like a whole aspect of that movie that they didn't explore is terrence howard's micro penis. Damn. Yeah. That's a weird movie to rewatch. America needs to see that. To rewatch knowing that Terrence Howard has a micro penis.

I don't remember anything about that movie. Yeah. But I'm sure it would be better if I knew that he had a micro penis. It's a terrible movie. It's not a good movie at all.

You remember, you guys hear the thing about him, he's like, he made up his own math. Yes. He wrote a book. He's like,

yeah, Terrence Howard is like a self-proclaimed mathematician. Yeah, he got like he made up his own math yes he wrote a book he's a yeah terence howard is like a self-proclaimed mathematician yeah he got like really mad about like one times one equaling one and he was like oh that like dumb algebra trick yeah and he i don't remember this was a while ago right yeah he wrote a whole book about how it's 11 basically one times one is 11 yeah so he's just not operating on like base 10 mathematics yeah he's doing his own thing yeah so you know we know where that came from is he measured his dick and it was one inches he was like you know he was like no it's 11 i got 11 in 11 inch dick fuck everybody man i don't have i don't have a small dick it's 11 inches man um yeah

uh a lot of people didn't know about the micropenis I got into an argument with it about it at work people just didn't believe me that Terrence Howard had a micropenis

we had to look it up at work yeah how'd you and put it on is there photographic evidence yeah you pull it up he for some reason he just went naked

in a movie in a 50 Cents movie. Really? Yeah. So it's a very easy argument to settle. Get Rich or Die Trying. Is that one? Yep.

That's crazy. Terrence Harris penis. Yeah. Damn. I saw that in the fucking theaters, bro. Wait, and you don't remember? Yeah, I sure remember that. It was, I mean.

It's a split second. Okay. Oh, but somebody was like, oh, I can pause this and see it. And there it is. Yeah. Well, they very it's a split second okay oh but somebody was like oh i can pause this and see it and there it is yeah well they turned it into a gif enhance yeah enhance nope keep enhancing keep going yeah um do you guys have anything coming up anything you want to plug plugs is it over i know it's over. We've been doing this 15 minutes. We're going to 45 minutes to go. I know, I just feel like...

I feel like there wasn't enough of an intro. Oh. Yeah, same. Yeah, I'm still Jamel. You're Dana. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I got coming up? I got a show at this weird art space April 7th.

Uh-huh. It's called Comedy in the Cut. Yeah. Well, you have a podcast too, right? Oh, yeah. I got a basketball podcast what's it called air buds air buds air buds on uh on soundcloud do uh do you have any are you worried about legal trouble with uh the air bud the but i mean i figure the plural i'm

trying to get over like vanilla ice you know what i'm saying one slight difference yeah yeah that's smart yeah we are we're using kind of the same color scheme, but I don't give a shit. Y'all fucking don't. Yeah. Golden. Is that the color scheme? All golden. Goldenrod on honeysuckle.

You feel me? Man, golden retrievers had a hot run in the 90s. Dog. 15 years of hits. Yeah. That was America's dog. And then it's somehow been replaced by pit bulls. That's when I was...

What happened to the culture? America got fierce, man. I guess. We were too soft. Is that Trump's America? Yeah, man. His pit bulls? Welcome out.

Have you ever seen those pictures of... Speaking of somebody who doesn't have a micro penis, of pit bull dancing on stage with different women? No. He just gets his dick completely hard in his pants. Like dress pants? Yeah, dancing with people. Gross.

And you can see him grinding, and he's just got this massive heart on. I have a question as a lady, though. Yeah. I mean, it's not hard to not get a boner when you're... Is it hard to not get a boner when you're dancing with people? No, you have to make an effort. I think Pitbull has to make an effort

if he's on stage at like an iHeartMedia production to get his dick hard for like a fucking you know he thought it would be a good look

I feel like he thought it would be impressive to have a hard dick on stage which I can understand I actually fuck with Pitbull more after I saw those pictures

yeah hard dick in front of like a whole crowd like camera crew I feel like his whole vibe and all of his songs make more sense if he has a hard dick the whole time. Yeah, but you know who would do that is an actual Pitbull. Pitbull would have his fucking pink dick out.

He's living his rhymes. Yeah. Exactly. So I guess this week I saw Get Out. Look, this is a fast-paced podcast. We're moving it around. We got to go. If you want to jump in with anything,

jump in, jump out. Change the conversation up. The key to successful podcasting, and I've learned this, in my six-month rise to the top, right before my dramatic fall this week at the hands of Stalinists, I believe it was, on Twitter that had a problem with me.

These people that like Joseph Stalin a lot. I love being lectured on comedy by people who's like Avatar is a statue. It's like some obscure fucking... Oh shit, I almost bought a Russia soccer jersey. So you guys know I got at Soccer niggas

on twitter hell yeah you know i'm a big i'm a big fan and is that your instagram also no well i got it yeah yeah i definitely keep i got it on me but yeah broccoli why broccoli house where does that come from is there a big is there a big premier league thing going on right now yeah it's just like uh the season's kind of coming around there's like it's like the last like month and a half or so you know it's just getting uh english sports is weird because there's no playoffs oh really yeah you just it's just like you somebody just has the most yeah that kind of i kind of like that more that makes sense i mean it kind of makes every game more interesting but it's also kind of but then there's no moment of yeah like yeah

because somebody could just win in february yeah and then you just have to watch three more months of fucking soccer oh that's true yeah that happens sometimes yeah but this year is kind of good but i was in the spot and they had a fucking like a bunch of team russia jerseys on clearance and i almost went there i don't think i'm ready yet oh did my most the most coveted tracksuit if i could have any tracksuit russia yeah well the 1980 russian olympic tracksuit oh is it like bright red yeah red with the yellow or white uh i think i've only seen a couple of pictures of it online because i went looking specifically for that one damn yeah that does sound like i think it's like red with a white stripe.

And I think that's like they couldn't have Adidas because they were like communist. Yeah. So they couldn't have. So they had something like Adidas knockoff. Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Yeah. That's the deal.

How many tracksuits you got? Oh, I really only. I'm kind of a poser. I only got two. Hey. Three pants. I have two full suits, three sets of pants. See, I'm kind of a poser. I only got two, three pants. I have two full suits, three sets of pants. See, I'm kind of the other, I've got three jackets.

Yeah. Two pants. Well, at the time I started buying a lot of tracksuits, I didn't really have any money. So I was just wasting money on tracksuits. True. And now that I have enough money, I feel like I've leapfrogged tracksuits and now I buy Playstations and TVs and shit. You just got a room full of

laser discs yeah well in my head I'm like oh it's a business expense and I can't wait until I get audited

they're like yeah no we're just gonna take the playstation we're gonna take it down to the government leave the controllers

they turn it into a camera to spy on Syrian children whatever they do with playstations yeah I don't know i started playing fifa because stob and adam had fifa and i was like oh cool we can play online and now they just come to my apartment and play fifa there so it was a mistake to buy fifa now you just got uh

grown-ups playing games on your crib yeah because i'm gonna play i was i started playing that new resident evil how is that shit it's cool i'm with it man six sucked uh all i the only one i ever liked was the remake of the first one uh what they call that zero was like on uh zero was the one after zero was the sequel to the remake but the remake was just called resident evil yeah when it was it also on gamecube yeah tried to make gamecube cool so many times yeah they did god bless gamecube was the last good nintendo console i'm not buying that switch shit i mean i stopped playing video games for like eight years just because i was wasting so much money on it getting big up in gamestop now i got money to waste know the whole staff's name right yeah yeah uh no never to that extent that's that would be

fucked up if you're on first name basis with the entire yeah i i worked as a seasonal employee at game stop though oh nice yeah i tried to get that job didn't work but some of the meals they went iron you get a 25 discount on games so it's the only reason i did it that's what the fuck i'm talking and yeah there were some fucking autistic people that work at that goddamn store you know a seasonal job i used to work at a fucking rest stop on uh uh 95 yeah i thought that was like a regular job though i mean it was i say it's seasonal because i was only there for one season oh okay i made it a summer it wasn't like a christmas job no no it's not like we need more christmas help for the christmas rush at the fucking bathroom yeah that doesn't that's like a different meaning people are gonna have have christmas diarrhea we're gonna have gingerbread

diarrhea and we need extra hands to mop it all up yeah also the head of the rest stop is like a uh fao schwartz do you work yeah yeah i's old man i have two turtle doves yeah that guy was a pedophile right yeah you know i'm alone too he was just trying to fuck kevin of course man everyone in that movie is trying to fuck kevin thin chinless guy the robbers the pigeon bitch his parents the pigeon bitch nah man the pigeon bitch was just she just fucked with kids you know i'm saying yeah she had a like you had a miscarriage that made her crazy. I like that just like an affluent white family can be that reckless with their child and not lose them.

Like not have child protective services be like, well, this is the second time you've exposed your son to violent criminals through negligence. Left your kid in the Bronx. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? I say that's the american dream dog what being able to be rich enough to leave your kids and then they just come back fine yeah you did nothing i mean that's how rich kids all rich kids have like horribly negligent parents you just like let them buy cocaine when they're like 11 instead of waiting until they're 19 the respectable age to buy cocaine read a few books before you start seriously though don't do it in the house you know

then you're just that's just bad parenting because you're not learning how to be subtle about things uh you guys ever hang out with any of those kids i was in night school with these these two black girls that had kids and they were like their kids were already like four or five and they were probably like 17 18 or whatever so they were like moms you know they like had the routine down yeah they knew how to be fucking moms or whatever i remember one of them we were riding the bus somewhere and she was saying like yeah my son got this fucking like banged his head and he's got this fucking like welt that won't go down or whatever and i was like why don't you take him to the hospital and And they were both like, no, no, no, no, no. Like I had made some grave error in suggesting that they take their kid to the hospital.

And I was like, what the fuck? Why? They're like, they're going to say it's neglect and my kid's going to be taken away from me. Oh, fuck. And I was like, holy shit. Valid. I have to report these women to child protection service. And I marched down there there I filled out the paperwork

but unfortunately I forgot how to spell their names there were too many vowels is it Raleisha sir we've actually run out of ink put a couple asterisks yeah dollar sign I wanted to spell put a couple asterisks yeah hell yeah yeah dollar sign

I wanted to spell I started spelling my name with like the dollar sign bars but through every single letter you know what I mean

yeah that'd be cool yeah I don't know if people would get it or not I think they would probably get it

more than you'd like you know what I'm saying yeah I feel like that could blow up like on some like at the fucking Supreme store or some shit. Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. I could see some hypebeast with that shit on.

The goal is just to get into the Supreme store. Now that I'm a Hollywood guy, you know? Oh, yeah. Malibu mall dog. My new thing. People can't see this, but I actually have a goatee right now and sunglasses. It's true. It's pointing into your nostril.

Yeah. right now and sunglasses. It's true. It's pointing into your nostril. Yeah. I got sunglasses a black bandana now instead of my regular yellow one. RIP to the competition. Yeah. That's why we go all black. Speaking of all black, did you guys see Get Out? I finally...

You called me at the right time. I finally saw it. I had to see it just to find the source material for all the memes oh okay you're in the sunken place yeah yeah i sunk i went down to uh the sunken palace yeah and she was you know i feel like you know being on twitter kind of ruined the movie i honestly i blame my little brother for kind of giving away i was like okay and i mean also like i don't think there's anything to give away though i mean you kind of go into it knowing exactly what's gonna happen and that's what makes it a good movie yeah is that it's like all right here's what you're

gonna get and then it fucking delivers straight through you know what i mean and it's still the twist was i so i went into it thinking all right worst nightmare some white people want to lobotomize me obviously and i was imagining was imagining a bunch of black people getting mutilated, but it was, you know, spoiler alert. Yeah. It doesn't matter. No one who listens to this podcast is going to watch it. Well, yeah.

Just to see. They already stopped listening to this one because I criticized the white family from Home Alone. Yeah, true. They're just going back to listen to Stiles. So, spoil away. already stopped listening to this one because i criticized the white family from home alone yeah they're just going back to listen to stuff so spoil away well yeah just you know watching a black dude uh you know impale a family uh from the burbs it was fun yeah i had a great time well what's cool about it too is that like it it i saw some criticisms of people saying it's like you know like sort of like a kill whitey exploitation movie in the same vein as django or whatever but it's not at all and like that there's maybe that that scene where he gets out of the chair

and like runs away is maybe what three and a half minutes long it's all necessary in the movie yeah yeah yeah yeah it's all necessary and then it's like you know i mean a pretty easy you know uh allegory to pick apart and it's not heavy-handed it's kind of well done it's well paced and it's why i enjoyed it was because it's like usually i fucking hate horror movies they're all garbage with the exception of because they try so hard no because they don't like half of them are made by wwe oh true shit i saw oculus because someone recommended oculus a couple years ago and it's Because they try so hard. No, because they don't. Like, half of them are made by WWE. Oh, true shit. I saw Oculus, because someone recommended Oculus a couple years ago. Oh, boy.

And it's like, fucking, WWE productions. And I was like, there's no way this is good. And it's like, what if a mirror was scary? And that's it. That's all the fucking... Sting was just watching you at the top of the theater? Yeah, yeah. That would be cool.

Yeah. That would be a cool horror movie if Sting was just following you at the top of the theater? Yeah, yeah. That would be cool. Yeah. That would be a cool horror movie if Sting was just following you around and he's like in the rafters everywhere you go. Remember we were going

to do that and me, you, and Adam were going to be there. Oh, the Stings, the original Stings of Comedy. The Stings of Comedy. And then we were going to put a little

tiny Bernie Mac. It was us in Sting paint. Yeah, we were all going to have WCW Sting paint on our faces. Nice. I'm close, man.

I'm working on it. I'm going to pretend like I know what that is. I'm going to hook up some development deals. We're going to get there. Yeah. That would be sweet. Yeah. Use your new Hollywood connections.

Hollywood as hell, dog. Get. Yeah. Well, I went to go see Get Out, and Adam was like, go see it in Compton. You have to go see it in a black theater. And it's like, I don't think I have to go to Compton. Yeah. Oh, my God. I feel like that's like a very... Magic Johnson's got a lot of theaters.

I don't know how much that's going to fundamentally change the movie. I feel like that's a very white person in Get Out thing to say. They would be like, oh, I saw let me tell you, I saw Get Out in Compton and it just changed the whole movie. That's what they would tell. Although I will say, I saw Get Out in Compton, and it just changed the whole movie. That's what they would tell.

Although, I will say, I saw Django in theaters twice, and I saw it in a more diverse theater, and then a predominantly white one. And I swear to God, I'm not kidding. The one that was more diverse, there was people clapping at the revenge scenes or whatever. People were laughing at the N-word in the white theater.

When somebody was saying the N-word, they were like, ha ha. They were like, I get this. It might have just been me, but that means people. So I'm included in people. You are every people. I might have just been drowning out

everyone else's laughter with my own. With my cigar and my Hawaiian shirt in the middle of the theater. My feet up. Brassing Nick Nolte's family. Laughing at Jenny. That's a Cape Fear reference for Dana who hasn't seen any movies. I haven't gotten most of the references. I tuned out during the whole video game segment.

Juliette Lewis? Yeah. You know, I was just saying today that the other sister's kind of a fucked up movie because juliet lewis is like hot like i had like a thing for juliet lewis another sister came out and i was happy that she was should i stop beating off to this i don't understand what this is doing to me yeah sam me too juliet lewis is an actress who's american actress i know who julia i know who all the actors are. I've just never seen any of the movies they've ever been in.

How does that happen? I don't know. A lot of people mags? I don't know. I'm just aware of things in movies, but I've never seen any of them. The Other Sister is a movie where Juliette Lewis plays a retarded woman. Hence, The Other Sister. where Juliette Lewis plays a retarded woman,

hence the other sister. Which I love the title of the movie is just like the fucking cruelest euphemism. Yeah, like straight off top. Yeah, yeah. It's instead of like, she's all that, it's, oh, she's fucked up. Yeah, and then Frey Prince Jr. plays the love interest in the other sister.

Oh, he's retarded too? No, I was doing a joke on that. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. You don't have to pretend to laugh at it. Yeah, no. Because now I'm like, I was in it. I was swept away.

I appreciated it. Yeah, I was in. That's why it's funny when people who listen to the podcast complain about Stav's incessant laughter. And it's like they don't realize that the show is a four and a half minute long podcast interrupted by Stav's incessant laughter. And it's like they don't realize that the show is a four and a half minute long podcast. Well, you check out the laughs. Interrupted by Stav's laughter. Yeah.

I'm here to fill a role. Yeah. Oh, you don't have to replace Stav. I mean, just the laughs. LPMs. No one could ever replace Stav. I mean, everybody knows that. You know what I'm saying?

I don't mean as my friend. Anyone could easily replace him as my friend. He's not really worth it. He's invaluable on the show. Friendship? He doesn't mean that. Great broadcast. He's not really worth it. He's invaluable on the show. Friendship? He doesn't mean that. Great broadcast. He's got his fingers crossed behind his back.

Right behind Vern Lundquist in the Hall of Fame of Broadcasting. Yeah. What are you guys talking about? You don't know Vern Lundquist? Who is Vern Lundquist? He's the guy who does all the Final Four shit. We still haven't finished explaining the other sister. Oh, yeah.

Shit, yeah. Hold on. Yeah, the rest of this podcast is just explain stuff to me. I have no problem turning it into that. Yeah. Oh, great. That's such an easy out and such an easy way to fucking walk through, you know. Oh, I also let me finish this get out anecdote.

And then we have to talk about bed bugs. I haven't forgotten. Okay. Yeah. We all got. We got you in the queue. Spotify queue. So in get out is another spoiler. But in Get Out, there's another spoiler,

but, you know, fuck it, who cares? Yeah, we got to like, fuck it. So, you remember the scene where, like, he's finally escaping from the house? Yeah. And the girl has the rifle, and then she sticks the, like, granddad groundskeeper black dude on him?

Yeah. And he chases him down, he does the camera thing, and the guy's, like, hippocampus activates or whatever whatever and he turns around and shoots the girl yeah you know uh everyone in the theater starts like clapping they're like yeah because he like shot the white girl and then he turns back around he puts the gun under his chin he blows his brains out and one guy in the theater started clapping oh my god he starts clapping and it was so fucking funny it was like the perfect bit i almost felt like that guy had to have watched the movie the first time it was like i gotta come back i gotta do that fucking nail this yeah all in burbank yeah so nice yeah that is pretty good

yeah i got yelled at by a guy uh when i was watching ant-man hitman ant-man you remember that one oh rud yeah i also i was in i was in baltimore in a weird kind of shape in that movie yeah i was on mushrooms at a theater in baltimore and it was do you know it's ant-man yeah so it's like at the climax of the movie where he's got to get like extra tiny yeah did you go see in baltimore because adam was like you got to go see it in Baltimore. Make sure it's a black theater that you see Ant-Man in. I went to West Baltimore.

Tripping. It was a trap house that had a projector set up in it. I rode in on a motorbike. I went to a Hotep meeting to go watch Stuart Little so I could get the real experience. I rented out a theater with the black israelites i'm just laughing about adam in a theater in compton oh hey with his legs crossed no no i'm cool

yeah with his legs crossed all gay he's always like limp ankles he's got like he's got like the way a like a fey wrist, but in his ankle bones. True. Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. Like he's holding his foot out for you to hold up like he's a debutante coming down the stairs. Very precious. I know exactly what you mean.

Adam in that theater. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he sits like a Paul Simon simon album sounds yeah yeah field trip but field trip to compton make him go to compton and yeah he should be forced to be like a big brother when he comes out here we'll go out there we'll get him out there i'll take him out to compton i'm gonna pick him up from lax and then we just won't leave la is compton though is compton like harlem is now where people are like oh ooh, Compton. Nah, Compton's kind of crazy. Crenshaw's more like that.

Crenshaw's like Harlem. Even Englewood's a little more chill. But Compton's like, uh-oh, you're out there. Yeah. Please check your t-shirt. Yeah, because where's that place? Which, Watts is like also becoming, well, I don't know if it's like, it's like more chill. I mean, I feel like, well, yeah, like they, they burned down Watts like once and they

were like, all right. Yeah. We got it. Now they have like some fancy, it's like a fancy fast food place. I don't know. All right. This is. Yeah.

I haven't been down there. Yeah. It's like Roy Choi. It's like an LA guy. He made a a he's the guy who started the la taco truck craze not like the food truck craze in america okay see all right i know he didn't start the craze in la right i didn't mean taco trucks i feel like east la no no not he did like korean taco trucks ice cream trucks started that shit ice cream trucks started trucks well food trucks yeah oh yeah first trucks which is weird that

that's like a business that's still allowed to operate it's like yeah i go around and i lure neighborhood children to my vehicle with sweets but it's for money so yes there's a ice cream truck who rolls around my building but like you won't see him till like after eight yeah it's like yo there's so many you're trying to get kids to leave their house yeah it's not like oh you're catching them after school even yeah i just very intentional that those were just like people selling drugs late at night and it was like oh they would because there was one that was like in my neighborhood in dc there was a truck there was a truck in austin that would go around had ice cream truck music and i remember because it fooled chris cubas and he was furious and they sell hot corn it's just like a hot corn

truck which is the exact opposite it's like a simpsons joke yeah like. Like a boiling hot Texas style ginger ale. You remember that? No. Yeah. I only remember the monorail. Yeah. That's it. Which the monorail is like the get out guy. It's like a monorail thing.

That's what he was doing with clapping is that monorail bit, you know, where Homer says, so whatever. So Juliette Lewis plays a retarded woman. Okay. I'm hooked yeah Giovanni Ribisi love interest

is the love interest ooh well cookies are the love interest they bond over their love of cookies that's great

yeah but you know why that movie was successful and I Am Sam wasn't and I don't know the numbers on either one of those movies yeah wasn't

I Am Sam successful I Am Sam is fucking didn And I don't know the numbers on either one of those movies. Yeah, wasn't I Am Sam successful? I Am Sam is fucking... Didn't somebody get nominated for something for that? Yeah. It would be great if there was a critic that hated it

and they wrote like, this movie is literally retarded and they misinterpreted that and put it in those oak leaves on the cover of the movie. It's like, this movie is literally retarded. Glenn Stevenson, SF Weekly. Four stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. the movie you know it's like this movie is literally retarded you know glenn stevenson

sf weekly four stars yeah yeah yeah uh well why i am sam's a piece of shit is because like you know they have sean pennant and even if you had the greatest even you have fucking daniel day lewis you know or you know brando or whoever you think the fucking best actor in the world is the best marlon wayans yeah marlon wayans if you had every single one of the fucking best actor in the world is, the best... Marlon Wayans. Yeah, Marlon Wayans. If you had every single one of the Wayans brothers in that movie and you had them method acting their fucking heart out to be a retarded guy, you can't cast his friends as actual people with mental disabilities

and not have it look like a cruel mockery. Which is ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. I mean, Sean Penn's like, oh, what shoes shall we get? And then the camera pans and it's a guy who actually has Down syndrome.

And it's like, what the fuck is going on? Who thought this was a good idea? It should have been Giovanni Ribisi, who just looks like he has Down syndrome. Yeah. Which is what they did with the other sister. And it's a better movie.

Yeah. Well. The only thing I remember of that movie is that the scene where he shows up to pick up Juliette Lewis for the date, and the dad is like, I'm going to kick this fucking guy's ass. Because he thinks it's like a regular guy

that's just like, hey, check this out. A slow girl. And then he opens the door and Giovanni Ribisi's in like a dog costume. And he's like, my name's Daniel. And they're like, oh, he's retarded too. And that's supposed to be like a fun comedic moment in the movie. Is it a comedy?

I mean, you know. It's supposed to be like a fun comedic moment in the movie. Is it a comedy? I mean, you know. It's romantic first and like comedy third. You know what I'm saying? It's a romantic comedy. Okay. Well, I'm probably never going to watch it, but I appreciate the time that you took to tell me about it. The DVD is already in the mail, Doug.

Yeah. I also remember the scene where you find out Daniel, DVD's already in the mail, Doug. Yeah. I also remember the scene where you find out Daniel, Giovanni Ribisi's character's fixation is marching band music. He's really into John Philip Sousa and shit. I gotta watch that shit now. A weird piece of fiction is Flowers for Algernon.

Yeah. I have read that book. Yeah. I don't know that one. No? No. Oh. Yeah. So it's about a guy. No? No. Oh. Yeah.

So it's about a guy that's retarded. Right on. And these scientists do an experimental surgery to make him not retarded. But the way it works is he's not like instantly smart. Well, maybe he is instantly smart, but he has to learn all this shit. So it's not like Stefan or Kel. No, it's like, well, because it's written in like a diary form. And then he slowly becomes hyper intelligent.

He becomes a genius. Yeah, he becomes too smart. And then he like, it's like an Icarus story. Yeah. Too close to the sun. Well, no, but it's not like his fault. It's just like the drug wears off. And then there's also a love story going on in it.

But then when he becomes too much of a genius, he becomes like an ass dick to this girl. Oh, they do that. They do that in like sitcoms all the time. Yeah. Not necessarily. Not like Stefan or Kel, but I've seen that plot.

Yeah. Yeah. A few times. Right. Maybe more like in cartoons. I feel like cartoons do that. I remember there was a Baywatch episode where there's like a guy that's a loser

that's trying to impress this girl, but she's really interested in Hasselhoff. Of course. So he's trying to help out the loser, so he plays up his fucking machismo bullshit. He decides to be an asshole. He's like, why don't you dump the loser and get rid of the zero and get with a hero? He's like, why have hamburger when you can have steak? And she's like, oh, this guy's an asshole. I'm going to fuck the loser instead.

And then Hasselhoff is the magnanimous hero. Saves the day as usual. What a fun show to watch. That's beautiful. I used to watch that show last year. I just had regular ass TV, like a digital antenna. They still show that shit in reruns. Season one of Baywatch is like a drama, like a serious antenna they still show that shit in reruns what season one of baywatch

is like a drama like a serious kind of drama yeah like like they only like like it's like like they save like one life at the end per episode yeah yeah it's just it's like a very serious lifeguard situation there were so many tv shows similar to how tech works now where like Snapchat is clearly just for sending pictures of your dick to people. Absolutely. That's it. Which I think the CEO has even acknowledged. They've got some pretty fun filters on there. Yeah, just like

Baywatch is a dramatic TV show. It's a fucking, they used to be able to make shows and they're like, well, it's so children can beat off. This is pornography for 13 year olds. Absolutely's no internet right there's no internet you know you're gonna get fucking huge ratings you know like and then there's some people out there who are watching it like me on snapchat who are like i'm in this for the writing yeah like i appreciate it and like finer points yeah yeah they're they're making a baywatch movie and i saw the trailer at

in get out and i was walking i had to go piss and so i was walking back up the stairs finer points. Yeah. Yeah, they're making a Baywatch movie. I saw the trailer in Get Out and I was walking. I had to go piss. And so I was walking back up the stairs and the Baywatch trailer comes on and there's two

45-year-old guys probably older than that sitting next to each other in the theater sitting Adam style. Deduced from that would be weird. Ankles just dangling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like they were holding the their feet were like holding hands with each other oh that's gross but the baywatch trailer comes on and one of the guys is like this looks so fucking stupid it's like yeah it's baywatch there's been so much stuff i've been seeing about the new like power rangers reboot one of the power rangers just murdered somebody did you see that story oh yeah the original one no yeah no it was the red ranger from like one of these new reboots you know or like

power rangers like ninja ape force where they turn into ninja apes yeah yeah yeah sure sure sure uh power rangers ninja turtle force where they become ninja turtles uh no yeah the red the red ranger killed his roommate yeah get the fuck out with a fucking sword yes oh i thought he's oh yeah and like he was like in the shower or something It was like his roommate was taking a shower. Well, they were having some dispute over a girl. It was over a girl? It wasn't even rent. Which is so funny because shit like that is like...

The fuck? Isn't that okay in Sharia law? Wait, what? Why are you bringing up Sharia law? Because I think I'm right here. You're bringing up a good point. If you try to fuck someone's wife under Sharia law. Because, I think I'm right here. You're making a good point. If you, like, try to fuck someone's wife,

Right. under Sharia law, you are allowed to kill them with a sword. Probably. If you're a Power Ranger. Yeah. If you've got the helmet on.

Yeah. Well, but see, then who gets to be the Power Rangers, you know? But it's shit like that that makes me think, like,

well, maybe Sharia law isn't so bad. Because we just do it anyway. If you're killing people with, first of all, yeah, we're doing it anyway. Second of all, murdering somebody with a sword,

you're, like, that's hard to get, it's hard for me to experience any kind of feeling of empathy for the victim because it's so cool. You know what I mean? It does seem like a funnier death.

Yeah. If I was being murdered by a sword, I would sort of be like, huh, are you serious? You get full Mortal Kombat gratification. You get to look him in the eye. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Well, there was a story about some home invasion. I think near the Johns Hopkins campus and the kid killed the burglar with a sword and what makes it so funny to me is like you know you're about to die at the hands of like a nerd you know like imagine being like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa he's like frothing at the fucking mouth some kid chewing on his fucking shirt you know that's why the accountant was so good did you see that movie

nah I haven't seen it sorry Dana it's another movie about a retarded person Jamel hasn't seen it either it's true but but you saw it last I saw the trailer I saw

I don't know the working title was The Other Affleck. Which doesn't really make sense because he's the main one. He's the main dude. I can't even think

of the other one. Casey Affleck. Oh yeah, fuck that nigga dude. Who, yeah, who is I guess a rapist of some sort.

Frank Stallone ass. Yes. Yeah, well he's, Casey's a talented actor. The problem with Casey the the sex thing yeah i don't even know the fucking details of that yeah what is it like i don't know i'm not aware enough of casey affleck for me to give a shit about the story i will say it was like

when i did learn that i was like oh good now i don't have to see manchester by the sea yeah i'm actually taking you were released a moral stand on this and i'm not watching it i haven't seen it yet and all i want is to know the difference between that and la la land uh you haven't seen it i don't know what either la la land has singing and dancing there you go very bad don't see it did you see moonlight i did is moonlight good that seemed way too heavy for me no it's not that's what everyone was saying to me and it is it's like kind of heavy but it's not like

I thought it was gonna be I was gonna be like crying my eyes out and it was just like I felt a lot of things but it was just a good movie oh really? it's like

I heard a description of it and I'm like that sounds like every Irish movie I've ever heard of it's like all Irish fiction it's like oh and then you know that he died in the factory at age eight and uh wait for moonlight what yeah oh no no it

was just depressing and kind of there's i mean it is depressing but it's also it's like more nuanced than just being depressing i'm well i do hate new scenes It's just like house party two when they do dance routines. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like they don't tell you about all the house parties and Moonlight and all the... There's a lot of dancing

and, you know... Having a good old time. So it's like La La Land. Sing-alongs. It's... Yeah, Moonlight is basically La La Land. Oh, so I'll just go see

La La Land. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good, too. They're basically the same. If you add a La La Land and a Get Out, you've basically seen Moonlight. So I'm done for the year. Yeah. Yeah. Covered it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're basically the same. If you add a La La Land and a Get Out, you've basically seen Moonlight. So I'm done for the year.

Yeah. Yeah. Covered it. Yeah, yeah. Nailed it first quarter. Yeah. Definitely. Perfect.

I don't know what else came out recently. I don't know. We tried to see a movie the other night and everything looks awful. I don't want to go see Logan, which I didn't realize was another, I call him Werewolf by accident pretty much another wolverine movie which they already made a wolverine movie right yeah you don't they did the origin story i don't know what the fuck happens this is after the origin story it's like an apocalyptic thing i don't know i don't care about superhero movies how many of those fucking x-men movies

have they made i um they gotta be working on six. I remember that was like... No, more than six. Oh, way more than six. The first one came out in 2000. Oh, wait, X-Men. Oh, shit. Yeah, I did have it on VHS.

Yeah. So yeah, it was way back. They've made so many. Also, I mix them up with the Avengers a lot. Because they're the same thing. It's all the same. They're all the same people. It's the same fucking movies.

Yeah, it's weird. The only reason to see those movies is to check in to see how many steroids hugh jackman has done yeah in the last 15 years he was crazy you go back and look at wolverine in the first x-men movie and like to see what hugh jackman has done to his body he was like a fucking 30 year old man when that first movie came out and he's like svelte and now he looks awful it's weird that he's also been like he either does the superhero movies and he's super jacked or he just does like broadway plays which like i can't imagine seeing him on like a broadway stage don't you have to like lift everyone over your head on broadway I don't know. I've never been to Broadway. That's the audition for every show.

Probably. You know what I saw on Broadway? My rich aunt brought me to go see I thought you were naming a play. I thought you were like

I saw my rich aunt. She brought me to go watch it. She brought me to meet my cousins to the James Franco of Mice and Men. That's the perfect play for you to see.

Yeah. Which is another retarded. That's why I was like, she was probably like, oh, Nick will like this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I don't think it was for me, but yeah, I don't know.

I'm torn on Franco, but he definitely doesn't fucking belong on Broadway. I probably would be ambivalent towards him if he didn't have all those things that Vice let him write. Do you remember those? Yeah. There's like James Franco's book reports.

He's like a 30-year-old man that's like, I just read Catcher in the Rye. I feel like he saw Dos Equis commercial once and was like, all right. Yeah, I'm going to be that guy. I have to, all right. Yeah, I'm going to be that guy. That's what he wants to do. I have to do, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to be the guy that read a book one time.

Yeah, no, he should have switched roles with Dowd, and he should have played Lenny. Oh, for sure. Yeah. That could have been more interesting. That sounds like a hit. Yeah. Playing out of type i told my grandmother one time that the original uh the the the book was you know of mice and men was actually written

to warn people about the dangers of the mentally handicapped and she was like oh that's interesting were you like six when this happens that's's what I imagine. I was probably like 16. Just like a very precocious troll. Precocious troll sounds adorable. Do you guys got grandmas? What's up with you guys? Yeah, I was just thinking about my grandma and got sad. Yeah, me too. My grandma's all dead and shit.

I know. She's dead too. When did they die? My one grandma just died, but that was... I also found out at the funeral that my entire family had ratted me out

to the FBI so I really didn't give a shit about it yeah that's more dramatic yeah yeah which is like the best way to cope

distracted with anything have the fans intervene that's really sweet of them to do that for you yeah right like look this is gonna hit Nick hard

let's uh let's try to have him put on a federal watch list that's going to destroy his life. That's so sweet. Yeah. Yeah, my grandma died in June. Yeah? Did you say oh, nice?

Yeah. That's a good month to die. Yeah, well, it was her. Was it like a motorcycle accident? Hell yeah. No, she had some infection of some sort yeah she was like 96 you get to a certain age and it's just like anything will kill you yeah you're like what happened you're like you know a paper cut yeah

it is crazy i mean we thought she was gonna you know for like a decade we were like you're sort of waiting for the shoe to drop so it's like i'm surprised that she was so resilient and she did such a good job and she was so strong and then you know hey condolences thank you yeah my grandma is demented now oh yeah i got a couple demented great aunts yeah which you know you would think like that would be kind of cool you know like she'd be like the joker oh yeah she'd just be twisted and wearing like cool makeup like going around just burning money to piss everybody off which i i guess she kind of is doing by continuing to stay alive. Shut up.

My mom just like yells at attendance. Oh, yeah. She just thinks she's at her house. I will say when my grandma died, when we went to the assisted living facility and all the nurses were like being really nice about it, but they were like, oh, you know, she had a spark. She was always given a little attitude. And I was like, my grandma was a bitch to you.

And I know that that's what you're saying. And I'm sorry. Yeah. I liked her. And I don't, you don't have to. I remember going to see my grandmother in her nursing home and it was fucking horrifying. It was like terrifying.

I remember one time I was walking through the hallway and they have this like one section where they had some julie andrews movie on and they've like wheeled all the old people in front of the julie andrews movie and there's some woman in a wheelchair just like just screaming at the top of her lungs like looking around and no one's reacting to it yeah i guess that you know she's just trapped in some kind of yeah that's so much creepier yeah oh no that's and they make you eat like fucking jello and shit like it's worse than prison jello with prison at least they don't paint prison pink i feel like it would fuck with you more if you know who does that uh arpeo the

worst person in the united states he paints the prison he makes them wear pink to dehumanize what and it was it's like the same shade of pink that my grandma's nursing home was painted oh yeah he's awful clinical he's still he's uh what's going on with him he's facing federal charges that's what i thought yeah but i wasn't i was like he was no i can't that's too good that would be anyway yeah but you know he's a million years old he's gonna die comfortably yeah he's also probably not gonna get nothing's gonna happen yeah he should get raped in prison right well that would be great yeah they should we should let somebody rape joe arpaio in holding yeah more surprising in the back of the squad car yeah yeah that's where it should happen yeah yeah by the guy you know the guy the process server that's who she

some guy fucking like marginally related to the criminal justice system a fucking like the guy the valet outside the clerk's office is who should be the guy that fucking gets him. He leaves the DMV. No excuse for how he got punked. That's who should do it. So I guess if you guys have anything else you want to plug, we could wrap it up on Joe Arpaio should be raped.

That is a good little stamp. Hopefully I don't suck you guys into the outrage directed at me. I bet you guys would totally comfortable hopefully I don't suck you guys into the the outrage directed at me I pray you guys would be fine oh I don't I need some some buzz

let me tell you fuck it it feels shitty but it is like there really is truth to the whole like there's no such

thing as bad publicity it really it does nothing but fucking help you unless you're Joe Ar arpaio yeah right bad publicity for him well but he did you know you get a bad thing you know you get raped by a mailman fingers crossed yeah a mailman and a pith helmet oh shit i don't got shit to plug uh plug your podcast jameljohnson.com air buds uh broccoli house on instagram uh i got weed if y'all need it yeah he sells weed

adam also sells weed blap blap yeah um i don't know if i should have mentioned that i don't know there's no way yeah exactly my good friend adam levine yeah adam yeah uh cool adam levine's house party what he calls his weed delivery service uh 24 hours well hopefully uh uh this is kind of a sedate ending which usually i like to have like some kind of banger it's not on you guys it's me well look this is our it's our first pod yeah i mean yeah yeah yeah The first episode of the West Coast. It feels different like talking into a microphone. Oh, really? Oh, so you got like broadcast anxiety.

I guess. I come alive. Well, bro, I mean. Okay. I just feel like. This is. Come town is pressure. Oh, is it? To be a citizen of come town.

You know what I mean? It's not taken lightly. I guess. You know what's fucked up is like a lot of people worry like, oh, did I say something that's like problematic or, you know, whatever. My biggest anxiety, I like fucked up and got JCVD's first movie credit wrong. I'm like inundated with people correcting me, which is like the whole fucking house of cards comes tumbling down.

Because I don't know shit about fuck. I have no expertise or knowledge in any field but that. You know? Yeah, this is your bread and butter. Such a basic detail. And the guy corrected me. Because I was like, oh, yeah, he's the bad guy in No Retreat, No Surrender 3, which he's not.

He's the bad guy in No Retreat, No Surrender, the original. Yeah, I was going to say, too. Yeah, well, the guy, some guy hit me up, and he was like, it's actually the first movie and I was like oh yeah I knew that and I was like technically

actually his first first role was in Breaking 2 as an extra dancing in the background he was like nope

it was the first Breaking which is true so I fucked it up twice even trying so if any of you know this guy I'm gonna I'm gonna post

his personal information on the internet put him out there this guy who called me out guy I'm going to post his personal information on the internet this guy who called me out and I want you to harass him and possibly kill him and his family if you don't mind so we'll leave that there I do

what is that German I think that's French little Francois sound of music I do imagine how fucking Yeah, I think that's French, huh? A little French. A little Francois. They say that in Sound of Music. I do. I do. But that's... Imagine how fucking annoying it would have been to be at that house party.

And you're being like, I'm getting out of here. And they're like, wait, my children have to do the gay ass song. They're like, man, come on. I got to drive home drunk through Nazi Germany. You know how fucking hard that is? And I have to listen to this fucking song by your shithead kids kids with ascots on fuck outta here

yeah alright well you guys were fun thank you so much for being on the podcast thanks for having us down west we're gonna do this more

cause I don't think there's gonna be enough time to do it with with like enough episodes to front line yeah we gotta give you a circle

yeah follow these guys on Twitter and Instagram and shit with enough episodes to front-line. Yeah, you've got to give us a circle. Yeah, follow these guys on Twitter and Instagram and shit. They are good friends of mine, so please do that. It's all real, baby. Support Comptown West. You guys are great. Thanks.