The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 60 – The Letter Boys

Episode Date: July 13, 2017

We get heavy into some alphabet shit on this one I think. I can't remember. Sorry, we're prerecording episodes again for this week until I'm back from my racist trip to San Diego for the Gender Binary Conference

the electronics the consumer electronics review podcast and today we were reviewing the TP-Link 16 port easy smart semi-managed switch it's a gigabit switch with that it's his box down here on the ground oh shit that box I can read stuff off the front of it oh sure you review electronics you just say all the thing what kind of shit do you plug in there everything it's got it's qo s that's I think that stands for quality of service as indicated by these three arrows here that's also the antifa logo why it VLAN virtual open area network IGMP snooping no idea what that fucking way I know licking Ellen's nice

I like all night steel housing I think that's that literally just means it's made out of steel the box and green tech which means that this one uses less gasoline than 90% of yeah yeah it's just pumping car about that tech tech does that they're like all of our technology is green it's like yeah by chance that's how it fucking works yeah if you if everything in computers ran on oil you wouldn't be fucking green at all it's a matter of convenience but also don't we just get electricity from oil and coal and shit how do we get that yeah sometimes I mean but that's up to the whoever's running the power grid that's

not tech doing that true you know in fact what the fuck is that thing what do you plug in there no all the so my setup is the modem goes to a router ooh then the router goes to the switch switch everything that's like can be plugged in like anything that doesn't move yes your house should be plugged in over either net to the network you shouldn't use Wi-Fi for everything because like we had we had just like the fucking router that came with optimum yeah yeah that ran into problems immediately because like people don't realize how much shit is on wireless now right people over my apartment all the time slows the shit

up everyone's can't watch a damn movie everyone's got their phones yeah like you know everybody's phone everybody's iPad everybody's fucking laptop the TV itself like the whatever your media player is you know the fucking light bulbs are on the Wi-Fi yeah you have what you have light bulb white smart white yeah yeah computer turn the lights on so you got all that shit you should put everything in but you know you only have even whatever router you have I mean I like I have an airport extreme that only has like three spots on it for I was looking at one of those I'm trying I'm thinking about getting you

comp dude you should come over and let's get a nice fucking I'll set your shit up dude awesome well what I do I have the I use I use a edge router light as the router itself mmm that's that thing down there okay that handles handing out IP addresses to everything on the network focus got routers on routers but then the the airport that's not routing anything anymore that's just a wireless access point okay and then there's another one again you save shit on there too you can it's got time machine on it nice and then there's another airport express at the back of the apartment to blank at the whole apartment Wi-Fi so

wait focus get that good yeah Wi-Fi is always working damn none of this shit's bogged down with with with routing that's all done through that router and I the switch distributes the internet connection between everything in the entertainment center because the Wi-Fi was kind of shitting my apartment sometimes mm-hmm I recently switched to unlimited data mmm and I beat off with data and I felt like a king dude yeah you're not like wasting dude yeah fucking LTE sign shit's fast and I'm it's like not what not to beat off on Wi-Fi feels fucking decadent dude yeah you know what I mean have you ever beat off on data

uh yeah plenty when the Wi-Fi is not working oh yeah well that's good now I had to upgrade to this I had an eight port switch but I did the 16 port because the I wanted to plug that blu-ray player in and I was already maxed out on ports fuck yeah dude this rocks dude yeah how many what's the most ports you can be you can peak that shit go look at the wall behind the TV looking back there I'm about to look right now damn my man's got a whole call center shit up here yeah this shit looks like there's fucking like a fucking computers from the 90s yeah you know yeah it's a fucking mess back there yeah it looks bad

yeah but it's a lot of wires it's power yeah that's so that's the review ultimately a lot of wires yeah fucking power powerful looks like the TP link 16 port gigabit easy smart switch totally tax write-off a bull if you what are you what are you what do you rate it we're gonna go at 3.5 out of four stars for this I'm gonna say I'm gonna say three here's just some of its features Deutsch 16 10 100 1000 speak German yeah turkey 16 1 fuck that shit italian 16 port french French French France France is it france 16 ports are j5 I'm pussy espagnol polski portuguese I'm doing the pussy just

Tina what the fuck is that what the fuck Sestina let me see Sestina what the fuck language is that maybe Russian no Russian is Russian it says quite really Russian under let me see maybe it's Greek no it's it's not you see Cyrillic alphabet yeah well you don't use Cyrillic the fuck yeah Greek uses like they don't use Cyrillic they have their own alphabet the Greek alphabet no we yeah Greek alphabet dude Cyrillic was edgy fucking moron isn't that what the Greeks use no the Greek alphabet dude alpha v the gamma delta epsilons we don't know your own alphabet you go you speak greek and you fucking fucking

back up tough the stuff first of all it's not impressive your Greek person it's impressive imagine like going up to day laborers and you hear them speaking spanish and like wow shut up dude tough omega I mean it ends in omega omega yeah Everybody knows that You know fuck. I don't know here. Here it is ready. He's a Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Keep going. Foxtrot Golf tango India hotel H no H. I tell India

Hij Juliet Hij J. K. I always get fucking low okay kilo J. K. What is it? J. K. L. Yeah, L is Lima M. M is Mike and and is We know what it is. Yeah This is the one that we just military police. No, this is the NATO Alpha. I'm surprised that I know this Well, dude, if you're dude, see you're making fun of me for not knowing Greek, but dude, you're a fucking you're a tier one. You're a tier one operator. You should know all the letters. Now. What the fuck is N?

Is it no, it's funny that it is the one that messes me up. Is it Nova? I don't think it's Nova Nova Scotia and Fucking skip it. Oh is Oscar P is Papa Papa. Yeah, that's fun. I know that from Call of Duty They say Papa Bravo, which I think means like area. That's like a square. Papa's a cute one, dude Yeah, they have mama is M. Mama. No, M is Mike. Oh, fuck that No, P Q is queer Is it for that one?

LGBT the LGBT alphabet Wait, there's no LGBT NATO alphabet trans Oh, shining. Yeah, Q is questioning. Is it questioning or queer? It's queer and questioning now So it should be your your Q I'm yeah, I don't know what Q is in the NATO alphabet Keep it moving. It's gotta be quava. It's gotta be. Oh, yeah, it's offset. It's gotta be quiet Maybe queen. Yeah, maybe okay keep moving QR is Roger Roger Roger that I

Fuck I guess I don't I Get the second half of the alphabet. I don't know see ever come up see it's not that easy Yeah, but I don't you know Greek fuck I would always fuck that shit up, dude And I was good at Greek school, dude I got I was the number one student six years First you were straight and then this fucking bitch can't she moved she started in America moved to Greece for four years Comes back goes to Greek school. That's just not fair. I still it was a tie. I beat her. I Cried in the principal alpha Bravo Charlie Echo Delta. Yeah, I did

Fuck it. I feel like if I ramp up if I get some What's S fuck T suck at the gliani T is tango tango. Yeah, you is Umbrella under I think it's umbrella umbrella. Okay. That's pretty mad. It's a mouthful. Yeah It's three souls. Wait. No, I think you might be like Eureka. It's like fucked up. It's not actually you okay, Eureka Maybe I don't know now. I can't fuck. We can't look it up V is For vendetta V for vendetta. You remember that because of the movie. Of course Tuv X

Silo now I'm having trouble remember the regular C-bitch W is a longer. No, it's not one. Go away. Wale Wale after a horrible. Yeah, fuck Wale. Wale sucks. Although that's single low hands No, it's a single love. Hey a couple years ago This flower bomb that one no love hate it was a single from like two or three years ago one about is it bad That I never had sex or whatever. Yeah It's about a girl who fucks a lot but doesn't make love Yeah, it's Wale slut shaming song dude. All right. I'm gonna look him up now. No, you can't look him up

You can I already lost fuck it. No X. We go X is x-ray x-ray. That's cool. That one's obvious Z Z is Zulu Zulu. Yeah, what's why? That's how you know that we got some dangerous Zulu Is that also N? Yeah, well, that's when you can't remember N NATO alphabet okay Adam do the Hebrew one All of that gimmel dollar. Hey Bob's I ain't got that you'd cut off. No, I want to see if you can do it Let's see which one's I can't pay fake Sorry, I just now raise you just call it in sin cough tough You can't just clear your throat and pretend that's letters. That's just how all the letters sounds. All right ready alpha bravo

Charlie Delta echo foxtrot golf hotel India golf hotel nice. Yeah, I got the hotel Oh, Julia. Hey, that's where our fucking president is. Ah that fucking fat cocksucker Kilo Lima Mike November. I was gonna say November. I thought it was November Oscar Papa Quebec Back that are as Romeo not Roger Romeo. What? Sierra T is tango you is uniform not Eureka. Hmm. V is Victor W is whiskey that you know that whiskey is good. I'm gonna go fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah X-ray Yankee Zulu Yankee. Yeah, I was stuck on Sigma tough Ypsilon phi he phi he psi. I should remember. That's the funnest part phi he psi omega

Yeah, that is now. Here's here's a fun one to do the British one. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, let's do this This is fun the British the Royal Navy RAF Radio spelling alphabet All right, how many alphabets Let's do a full So far been our funniest podcast today. Yeah, it would be good We read it. We read a box of a router that they just bought. Well, that's the no, that's the electronic segment That's the electronic segment. Yeah

Are we gonna do there was another thing already every week. All right So I'm I have the answers you guess the Royal Air Force out. Okay, but now there's two versions This is the 1921 to 1942 and then there's a 1942 to 1956. Okay, so you have to call your shots Okay, all right. All right, so a all right. I'm gonna go 24 the first one. Yeah, I'm gonna go Arab No, a is they didn't have Arabs back there. You're Ottomans true I guess they had Arabs. They had their revolt yet. Yeah. No, wait, they just it had it No, no, it was in full swing. They were plenty of revolts. Yeah, but the one against the the Ottoman Empire Yeah, yeah, that was during World War one that yeah

Good, I'm glad fuck the Ottoman. Yeah. Yeah, Lawrence of Arabia, dude. It was Lord Byron's gay He was LGBT. He was gay. Was Lord Byron gay? Yeah. Yeah, they're all good. Everybody was the Poetry's guy He helped out. He helped us out somehow I think he wrote a really awesome poem about how cool grease that's cool, dude, and in England was like Grease I'm gonna fucking help you guys out. I'm gonna write a really awesome I thought he was a pretty little literally is what happened awesome poem the other day I think that is what happened a in the British Alfre Alfred to there's two versions Alfred. I was gonna say Albert. Nope. You're both wrong

Come on, man. Come on. We're not gonna get it. It's gonna be any letters Alfred or thalamu. You got a lot of shit to guess We're only on a dude. This is gonna take the entire property is a buggery or bugger bugger. It's not you're wrong fuck Bugger or bollocks you queen of this apple is a oh god. That was easy Yeah, we could have got one apples is fun. Guess what B is boy Nana. It's Bapple All right, C is capital D is dapple England well, what are slurs? What are old English slurs Q is definitely queen of course. He is Pip Pip Great expectations. That's cool. Pip. Pip suck dick. Hip hip. I'm gay. Hip hip. I'm gay. Three cheers three queers So Roger

Hey, Pip. I'm gay. Hey, Pip. He's gay. Hey, Pip. He's gay. That's fun. Yeah, so I guess I've reviewed that What else I need to review? What else? I already reviewed independence day so you can write that one off Should we review the lunch we're gonna have after this podcast preemptively? Oh, no, you don't have to review that shit Nice people need to eat. That's the beauty of yeah, it's a business lunch business lunches Yeah, you take a couple of notes down about what you did. Mm-hmm You know like the things you discussed because of the content of the podcast I can say what if we called Roger Moore gay Write that on a piece of paper Meanwhile, we're eating fucking $200 steaks dude. Oh, yes, you pays for that. Yeah, Johnny tax dollars. That's right, baby

Is that Roger the plumber? That's with the fucking boo. Is Roger ring a British sex thing? No. Yeah Yeah, you know it is. What is it? You know it is. What is it means fucking it's like snogging or shagging snogging is funny But snog I thought means kissing. No, you snog a use like you snog my dick. That's pretty fun Yeah, you snog a ribbing dog is about to get in you go down to Brixton and snog yourself. Oh, yeah, a fit a right fit bird Yeah, right. Oh to pull is also to kiss to pull. Yeah. Oh pull my dick Adam. Yeah, but that's yeah Okay, like a fucking library Like a library car go to the big dick section of the library and pull it I need to learn the don't do it. Don't see whatever you're about to say don't do it

What oh you're gonna say do we decimal system do you death? I thought you're gonna say I need you a decimal system. I thought you're gonna say I need to learn about the world That's where you organize the books by how expensive? How thorough the instructions are on taking over the media Yeah, what was the Dewey decimal system what the fuck was that about I got yelled at at the library recently for doing that thing with Your hands where you you snap and like oh, yeah, this snap circle clap thing Yeah, yeah that thing. I was walking around the library doing that without thinking about it and the librarian was like sir sir Sir get out homeless people are trying to beat off in here. Yeah, there was a homeless guy screaming

It was great. I was sitting there reading and it was screaming But I couldn't see him because he was like behind a couple of shelves Mm-hmm, and then I heard one of the librarians go over there and they're like sir, you cannot smoke in here They're fucking rocks He's like it's a cigarette in the library dude. Yeah, I think it's 1923 That's all libraries are they're just all my shelters. I know I was in a sea train They got stuck under the East River. No you weren't here comes a fake story. It didn't happen Yeah, what happened dude did some fucking moments guy lit up a cigarette. We were down there for like 15 minutes

He's like, oh fuck it. No, you just lit up a cigarette. Did you stop this? No, this like white bitch was like Excuse me, sir, and he was like you can go fuck yourself lady that rocks. It's pretty cool It's so funny how Nick Nolte became a celebrity. He's like that He's like a bum that they just put he used to be sexy didn't he didn't he win sexiest man alive? Yeah, but he's like he's got a homeless vibes He's literally is just like a bum that they now but when he was hot dude He was like even when he was young even like 48 hours era that's not he was Fucking I'm not a bus

Iconic mug shots of all time. He was gruff dude ladies love a nice gruff boy Yeah, I mean Busey. I mean, they're the same guy basically. No, oh damn not he looks bad now Naughty. Yeah, but young Nick Nolte. He could catch a nice fat. You know, it's a great movie the Cape Fear remake with Nick Naughty. Yeah, it's really good counselor. Oh dude It's really good other than fucking De Niro's terrible southern accent. Yeah Yeah, have you ever been held down and molested by four white man? Oh shit I just found a shot. I just found a picture Nick Naughty in a in a wrestling outfit and his or a basketball or some shit He's wearing a singlet and the number

69 hell yeah, pretty cool. Um, I used to work with a Peruvian guy named Nick Naughty Really? Yeah, like he wrote his name down one time. I'm like that's very funny. He's like what? I was like What's your real last name? Because his name was Nick. Yeah, it's Naughty And I'm like your name is Nick Naughty And he like showed me his ID and his for sure his name was Nick. That's awesome Peruvian guy that had that name. He was also a pathological liar though. Hmm, but uh, you know

So you believed him on that? Well, he had a government issue. He showed me his ID He probably lied his way into it. No, you need a for your birthday. The risk jail time so you can tell people your name is Nick I believe it. Yeah, that guy would lie about everything. He said he had all these kids He also said his mom was dead, but it's like I think his mom really was dead That's the thing with pathological liars is they do have like one or two things that are true Right, right, right. And so you're like, you know, they're like, yeah, dude We went to like you mean one or two like fucked up things. Yeah. Yeah, of course, there's some facts Yeah, no, they let me go into the vault and then I did this Scrooge McDuck thing

And also my mom has breast cancer and you're like both of those things are a lie everyone's like you fucking asshole Yeah This is mom right there. They're cutting her titty out right behind you with a chainsaw in the Scrooge McDuck room I'm like, I'm so sorry George You know, you said that thing about meeting the actual Ronald McDonald at one time We all knew you were lying. So I just felt the chip above my shoulder about it I didn't mean to insinuate that your mom wasn't a Terminal character from the TV show DuckTales

Suck tails suck my dick You see the uh, what is it the fatal farm DuckTales video? No, what happens? Oh my god. Fuck tails. It's so funny What I'm pulling that shit up You guys keep talking for a second DuckTales was a spin-off of What do you call it of the ducks the ducks in this in these cartoon universes always confuse me What was the one Scrooge McDuck? Yeah, that's Donald's. I think he's his uncle. Yeah, his Scottish uncle He's miserly. He's Jewish Scottish uncle and the three guys the three guys. He's Huey fucky and sucky

Yeah, are you Donald's sons? I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, where's Donald? He's just getting sucked off by other Donald was a deadbeat. Where's Daisy? He left him. Isn't Daisy in the picture? Well, listen sometimes it Daisy die This is the uh, how I'll form DuckTales video Okay, and let me turn them. Should I put my should I put my mic to the speaker? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's all do let's all put our mics this speaker Nice Ah fuck no, dude. No, the dog's gonna rape her

Oh shit, dude, this is fucked up, dude Fuck Jesus Christ Holy fucking shit, holy who made this is the funniest thing I've seen in my life. It's a fatal form They're just like a YouTube comedy. They're like a Wham City, but better like a Ben O'Brien, but like a funnier No, no, come on Those are our boys this and the deal they did they did the robocop never steal in these bits. They do Yeah, yeah, the Robocop. Robocop shit is my favorite piece of media. Yeah, I like I was crying the first time I saw that

I played that at my funeral in a loop dude. I just want Robocop shooting those guys dicks off Yeah, that okay that there we go. That's what I was good. That's what we were gonna do every week Or it's a it's a come-town cultural Yeah, today's culture Spanish people. I don't like them next review Not the dude we got to get our listeners culture, dude And that's why we're recommending a video where Robocop shoots a thousand fake dicks off Well, you guys should also because now there's gonna be like a weird minute long gap over the duck tails

Duck tails rewind and find go go sync up the podcast with the fatal farm the duck tails video What was the other show tailspin tailspin with blue with blue as a pilot? Yeah, wait, and then there was dark winged Oh, no, that's that's Daffy Daffy is that Daffy? No dark wing duck is his own character But that was in the WB universe not not a no, but it's not Daffy duck. It's dark winged. It's a completely different Wasn't I think I think Daffy's Daffy's Wayne and dark wing is Batman Dark wing duck is there is a crossover between duck tails and dark wing duck Oh, there is crossover is launch pad is in both. I think Launch pad is the retarded guy. That's like a pilot. I forgot about friends with both dark wing duck

And I think the duck tails guys interesting. Yeah, okay, so dark wings in the Disney universe dark wings Disney not WB There's also nega duck which sounds hilarious. Yeah, which is dark wings nemesis. Oh he's like a Palates oh shit dark wing duck. Oh, yes. Yes that everyone had that in the 90s Everyone's nemesis was just yeah dark was Disney. It wasn't Daffy. I remember I was I loved dark wing duck when I was a kid I was like five so dark wing was a white duck Um, I thought it was black

No, he's white. Oh, yeah, his sidekick the sidekick sidekick was uh say sidecock was launchpad mcquack Launchpad mcquack from duck tails duck tail. Is he Scottish too? Um, I think so. Yeah, he's a Scottish retard. He's a big Scottish retarded His secret identity was Drake Mallard. Oh Drake Which was a parody of Kent Allard the alter ego of the shadow What the fuck? Oh, you ever see that movie the Alden movie the shadow. No, he's the superhero It was like part of that run in the 90s where they're trying to make super hero movies happen Cuz I guarantee you if they made the shadow now it would be like, you know Eric Banna and it would be very serious

The shadow wasn't a comic. It was a radio show radio show Yeah, it was also a comic. No, it's recently been made into a comic as of what like 25 30 years ago No, in the like last five years. It was made into a graphic novel. Did you know I'm sure it was a comic before that It was a fucking comic was a radio radio radio if it was a radio play You don't think and when all of media was comics they tried to make it a comic Well, I don't I don't think it was I was I because the only reason I bring this up is because my friend It is a copyright lawyer and he was actually like having to go through the shadow graphic novel Hmm and like make sure that I don't know they weren't like breaching contract or something

So was that movie good? There's also the parents the living shadow 1931 print There goes your fucking name. I'm wrong stupid asshole. What was it? What does that mean print? It's probably some pop series Whatever it's not a comic that counts. That doesn't count as a count. No, it was in print. Okay. Here you go It here is here's the comic Walter Gibson and Vernon greens the shadow August 12th 1940 Yeah, that's in the last 25 years. It sounds like Which is all right, which is not what you said by the way

That's what Nick said to make fun of you you said in the last five years Well, I know that they just came out of the graphic novel in the last like two three years I heard they just made Batman a couple years ago. Do you guys have you read that? Oh, yeah, it's actually start with Batman begins. Well, yeah, it's the first one. Yeah, all right. Yeah, let's bring that back Mocking for that for no reason a piece of shit. You ever heard the new comic I just found out about it's called Superman. I can do the German alphabet. Do it. No one cares. No, do it How about when you do you gotta hear both sides name everyone on the list? Okay, why don't you do? Why don't you do that the fucking album alphabet Arthur the ardvark? That's the first one for a a exactly always the first

No, I think you should do the sign language alphabet bitch for the rest of the podcast. Yeah for eternity I wonder if I could there's this one. Whoa. This is this way. Hey a b a b c No, those are not it. Yeah. No, it is really. Yeah. E is this this is now This is even worse somehow then how we started the show. Yeah, gee No, I think it's good, dude That's hilarious that we found a way to be worse than saying three alphabets is it do sign language people are learning shit, dude That's right. Rub your hand against the mic. Yeah

This podcast is for people to listen to Dan Carlin's hardcore history. You're like, oh fuck I'm gonna learn something today on my way to the vitamin shop to buy a bunch of whey protein That's right. And then they're there and Dan Carlin's like now Everyone knows What the Byzantine Empire is so I'm not gonna explain that and then they go like well out of fucking don't say K It's old and they turn that podcast off. You turn on this one. They're like, all right Well, the base entry knowledge you need for this one is knowing what the alphabet is Learn something on

Most of the alphabet and it's sort of like a way to ease your way into being an intellectual Yeah, right, you know reads the New Yorker. Yes, the Jewish alphabet doesn't know in the shadow He's the New Yorker proclaims. He never did read. Yeah, right. Oh, I had two subscriptions I had to cancel because I used to waste most of it Chinese girl. He's trying to impress She's like, oh, did my New Yorker come to your apartment somehow Lee Pang. She's like, please get the out of here. I Never did the government will find out our address and our family will be deported The put it was Byzantine Empire That was the worst part about living in Chinatown is when Adam would come over and try to woo the family

I was living and trying to fuck the whole family Yeah, I got pretty close on grandma to eleven-year-old boy the whole the whole thing The grandfather the grandfather and I got pretty close kids. They shared a kimono They had a tea and then they put on the same kimono. Yeah front to back Oh, yeah, and then he taught me how to roundhouse kick. Yeah, you can't roundhouse cake. Yes, I can do no way I'll show you after the show. I've brownhouse cake much more powerfully than you that's I know how to roadhouse cake and roundhouse cake I want to watch first rule being a bouncer be nice. I've been watch Roadhouse. Let's watch it. I haven't watched hilarious You've never seen Roadhouse. No, oh, it's a must watch. I don't know if I would have the patience for it

I mean, I've seen Roadhouse so many fucking time, right? It's like I'll watch it on my own that'll be the I'll buy it That'll be next week's movie review. Yeah. Yeah, you should you should do it on. I'm really into this just still of Pierce Brosnan He's a cute bitch, dude. Yeah, he used to look fucked up. No way prior to Remington steel He had his like tea Teeth and he Lexington steel. Yeah, it's like Yeah, Remington steel guy that's black eyes. Oh nice This is the premise of Remington Steelers is a woman that owns like a detective agency But no one believed that a woman's good at the job

so she has to get a British guy to pretend to be your boss incredible I love television, dude It's so funny to just watch culture from like seven years ago. Yeah, how fucking a trans person Set them on fire! Well, first of all, they'd be calling them hishies or something. Yeah, yeah. Remember hishi? Yeah. I still say it.

Um, oh, actually, I was watching Scrubs and they were just throwing tranny around left and right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, people forget that it was literally two years ago when they were like, you can't say tranny. Yeah. It's kind of like, yeah, I don't really understand how that's a slur, but I guess if you're gonna

fucking beat that drum over and over again, I won't say it anymore. It hurts people's feelings. Because it's not, it would be like if the acceptable term for black people was like N-I-G-G-E-L. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but don't say the other one. Oh, I see what you're saying. Because it's so close to trans. Right, right, right, right.

You know? Yes. E-Y. Yeah. E-Y, yeah. Damn. Just, I said that in my head and it was funny sounding. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I mean, the way a real, a cute racist calls fun. Yeah. Like Elmer Fudd. Be wary, wary, quiet. Oh, shit. You know. In the movie feed.

Oh, fuck. What was Elmer Fudd's life like when he wasn't hunting? Like I feel like no one in the town took him seriously because of the speech impediment. Did he? I don't know. Posting shit about Obama on Facebook. He's not, he's not American. Yeah.

He's a dirty mausoleum. He's a mausoleum. I can't wait to finish the Gawilla mindset. Yeah. He is just Cernovich. Yeah. Elmer Fudd is definitely Cernovich, dude. Ladies and gentlemen, I have been wet pills.

Very, very quiet. I'm collecting alimony. I'm a, I'm a very, very proud boy. I'm going to. I'm going to. Fudd's definitely a proud boy. There is an Antifa. Yeah.

Fudd's is Antifa. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Bugs is definitely fucking listening to Against Me. Dressing up like a ninja. Oh, fuck yeah, dude. Yeah. He was trans.

Bugs was trans when he. Bugs with prostrates. This is a. This is a. This is a. Part two. Heavy episode. Yeah.

Oh yeah. They're talking a lot of cards. Dark Duck Tales. Bugs Bunny. Who was also just Dark Wing Duck according to Adam. Yeah. Wasn't that just Roger Rabbit? What is that?

Like Bugs Bunny? That's not a comic. Isn't that like, isn't that the same as, but what do you mean? Roger Rabbit is in a comic. Hot take guys. Real rabbit. Hot take guys. Can you guys.

You think that's what an actual man. Can you respect? Can you respect what I'm about to say? No. I think Nala from Lion King. I would. You was fuck Nala. I would.

Fuck Nala. Is that why you paint your dog's nails and have sex? I didn't paint my dog's nails. Yes, you did. And my dog is a dog, not a lion. Yeah. But you pinch your nips. I don't pinch her nips.

I rub her belly. We didn't see you do it. I rub her belly. We didn't see you do it. You knew what I would fuck? Iago from Aladdin. Just because you want to hear him squawk while you fuck him? That'd be hilarious.

You just get a real tight grip on him. Put him right over your dick and then slam him down. Iago. Call me a whore. Yeah. Like you're forcefully pushing up a Flintstones pop on a countertop. That's how you fuck Iago. Damn, Flintstones pops.

Those were the shit. Those were the shit. They were. That was the best shit on the ice cream truck. Are they still around? Yeah. You know what's funny is there's an ice cream truck that drives by every day and I could just go be getting ice cream.

You could. I don't think to do it. You could stay fat, dude. What do you guys think is the best ice cream song out of the three? There's three. I don't, but I'm, but I don't. No, no, no. Pop goes the weasel.

Pop goes the weasel is not the best. Pop goes the weasel because the weasel goes pop. The low is the best one. Oh yeah. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Da, da, da, da, da. Check my dick. Yeah.

And I like when they have the oh yeah. Hello. I'm gay. I'm gay. Yeah, that's, I love that one. Yeah. It was obviously the mr. softie do do do do do do. Didi didi didi didi.

Didi didi didi didi. It sounds like hello. The music should be the music that the Mexican guy in the bodega listens to while he's making sandwiches. Yeah, he had reggaeton. No, he listens to the shittiest music in the world. He listens to the Mexican rap song where the background was like Casio version of the Godfather theme.

Yes, dude. So it's like, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, blah. That guy being like, yo quiero uno, yo quiero dos, yo quiero taco, yo quiero tres. I went one, I went two, I went taco, I went three. That was a song. That's a good ass song. I like the message.

Oh, fuck, dude. I was gonna say, me and George were getting… Yo tengo dolor en mi tazicalias. Mi tazicalias es mucho caliente. No tengo dolor en mi tazicalias. Yo necesito doctores. Oh, fuck. I remember I was in a taco, or no, I was getting Peruvian chicken, and they were playing a

fucking John Legend song in Spanish. And I tried to fuck. It was a Spanish guy. It was just singing a John Legend song. And I tried to shizam it, and it just didn't exist. I don't know. I'll never find that recording. It was just the guy on the DJ singing.

In Texas, they had all these radio stations that were just, what the fuck is that, Texas… Tejano. Yeah, Tejano music. What's that? They just played Tejano music, which is like, it's… It's like polka? Yeah, it's polka, because it's all, Texas is all German settlers. Like Ranchero?

There's a lot of Germans in Mexico. It's like… No, it's like… It'll go like that, but I was listening to it one time, and then it just switches to like… This is the Flintstones song. They're just in the middle of the song. Yeah, do you have the Flintstones?

I want to fucking win. It's with me, but do you have a video of the Flintstones? Man, help. What the fuck? I can't believe… We've talked about the Flintstones movie and how Rosie was Wilma. Yeah. That shit's fucked up, dude.

I thought you said you used to have a crush on her. No, I fucking wanted to… I was a fan of hers completely. Oh, then you got sad that she came to Lesbeth. Yeah, I prayed for her. But Halle Berry was hot as shit in that movie, though, I guess. So I guess it evens out. What are you talking about?

Swordfish? Swordsfish? No, man, in fucking Flintstones. Swordsfish? Yeah, she was the secretary. I don't remember. She was being a fucking sex pot. There was, like, a four-year stretch where Halle Berry was the hottest one in the world.

She's still up there, bro. I haven't seen her in a long-ass time. Which Flintstones movie are you talking about? The first one? Viva Rock and Vegas? Yeah. Who played Barney? She was a sexual temptress.

Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. That's right. Another Adam Freeland doppelganger right there. You wish, bitch. Dude, I was planning… His wife died and he was like, well, I'm done with movies. He just went and disappeared.

He was a good father and shit. Like a bitch. We're a retard. Yeah, it didn't. I mean, seriously. You could have been a billionaire. You could have been a billionaire. You should have put your kids up for adoption.

Absolutely. Made Ghostpusters 4. Sold them. 5. His Goots. 6. Retired, you know. I think Goots' career just slowed down, dude.

Dude, Goots was a… He was a star. Star. Yeah. He was a really funny and… What was the catering show that was funny as shit? Party Down? Party Down.

He had an episode of Party Down. He was funny as shit in it. Goots? It was a good show. Shout out to Lizzie Kaplan. She's hot as shit. Yeah, she is. That…

What movie… What show was she in? True Blood where her titties are out? Yeah. That was good as… That was good as… V. It was like Ecstasy for Vampires. What?

Oh, is that what they do? Yeah, they do that. This is fact I used to follow on YouTube that was reviewing Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Uh-huh. I mean, he was like, you know, they should really have a different rating for the movies because when it says R for nudity, I don't expect to see a man's penis. He's like… He's literally a strong man that Jess and I created.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. RP or RV. They fucking… They blogged him into existence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is pretty Jezebel. This was like 10 years ago. This guy was great.

He was a morbidly obese guy that was obsessed with Taylor Swift before anyone knew who Taylor Swift was. Oh, wow. This was back when she… She was like a 14-year-old country. She was like a country. She was country, you know, like not making pop music. He was obsessed with her and his whole thing was like, I speak out against child abuse

on the internet. Nice. Which is like so meaningless. Yeah. And also, he wants to fuck a 14-year-old. Go online and say, don't abuse children, you know, but he had his phone number posted on his YouTube page. Oh, nice.

So, me and my friends used to get drunk and call him up all the time and I was fucking… I was trashed one night and I called him up and I was like, Jeffrey, I got all the coded messages in your video. I'm a pedophile just like you. You want to chat about all the boys, we fuck, you know, and he's like, I do not fuck boys, you know. And he's like screaming. I'm like, come on, man, you're dropping hints left and right.

We can smell each other, I know. For whatever reason, he wouldn't hang up, you know. Yeah. And then one time he made a video and I can't find it anymore. I mean, this was like 10 years ago. Yeah. Where he was like, damn, he was like… And I called the FBI.

He's like, this guy called me and told me he was a pedophile and I called the FBI and they wouldn't do anything about it. He's like, they said, you know, okay, sir, why did this guy call you? And I said, because I speak out against child abuse on the internet and they said, do you post your number online? I said, yes. They're like, do you think maybe this is somebody just playing a prank on you? And I said, no, I don't.

You don't understand how this guy sounded. I've never been so satisfied where it's like, to see the fruits of my labor. Yes. Absolutely. I just delivered to me in a video format. That's beautiful. I know. Yeah.

That is so… It was kind of like a, you know, it was such a perfect moment. As soon as he uploaded that. I'm happy for you, dude. Yeah. That's like… I'm just sitting in my computer eating Chex Mix like, yes. That video is what a child is for most people for you, you know, like that.

I'm not only explaining that he called the FBI, but they told him he was being made on the phone. The FBI was like, you're getting trolled, you fat retard. Was that tweet during the presidential election where someone called the Baltimore Police Department because he heard they were playing a song called, multiple calls to the police department. They hung up on me. Yeah.

They hung up on me. It's like, I heard a song that said, kill the police, fuck Trump or something. And he's like, yeah, the Baltimore Police Department hung up on him. Well, the Baltimore Police Department is also whole. That's one of those social experiment guys. Like it's a nice mix of just like fucking racist guys who live in Hartford County and like people getting their training in Baltimore and then just transferring to Baltimore County. That would…

Remember Timmy Hall? You're saying that the Baltimore Police Department is bad because, in my opinion, they're good police. He's a good police. He's a good police. He's a good police. That's like the weirdest thing about the wire is how they use the word police. Yeah.

I guess that's what I would say. Yeah, as a plural noun, like a singular noun. I guess that's what they did. Yeah. He's a police. He's a police. You know what's a really good episode? It's the one where McNulty's doing that sting on the whorehouse and he does a fake

British accent, but he's really a British guy in real life, so he's playing an American trying to do a British accent. It's really sad. Well, he can barely do an American accent. He gets better throughout the show. He sounds weird. It gets better. In the fifth season, when he tries to do a Baltimore accent, it's horrible.

Yeah. He's like a jockey from the Bronx. Yeah, he sounds really good. But, and that season's kind of weird where he makes up a guy who bites people or some shit. Oh, yeah. He makes up a serial killer. Season five is retarded.

There's some good shit in there, but yeah. Season five isn't that good. But, well, dude, the ending is awful. I'm a low-key season two fan, which is like, people don't like season two. Season two. A lot of that was shot. People don't like season two. People say season two.

One through four, everyone likes. No. No. Two is the one that people will shit on. Yeah. They aired the wire on BET. Yeah. And they got rid of all this.

They got rid of, like, all the doc stuff and just like, so one time is 14 minutes long. Yeah. Yeah. Because they didn't want any of the white people stuff in there. Someone told me Frank Sabaka was like 32 years old when he was filming the wire. Yeah. That guy just looks like shit. He just looks horrible.

Yeah. Yo, how big was that guy's dick? What was it? Ziggy. Yeah. That's probably a process. Yeah. He had a nice fucking fat dick.

I don't even remember that. He took out his dick in one scene. Yeah. I think, yeah, it's weird. Yeah. I don't remember that. I guess that's because I only watch BET. Yeah.

Because I woke man. You only watched the wire through BET. I only watched BET and McDonald's commercials during Black History Month. That's the only form of media I consume. The best part of that episode that you're talking about though when he's doing the fake accent is that during the sting, McNulty just fucks two horses. Yeah. Accidentally.

Yeah. And he's like, what? He just shrugs off having sex with prostitutes. What a guy, dude. McNulty rules. Do you remember that McDonald's commercial, the Black History Month McDonald's commercial where it's the two black guys deciding what they want to eat but they communicate by beatboxing with each other?

Oh my God. That fucking rocks. Oh, who the fuck is making those, dude? I love it. I love it. Whose mother? Whose 65-year-old white suburban mother? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Corporate wokeness is the best. Dude, I fucking, that, the Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad is the greatest advertisement. Well, that was our idea. That was the, the come boys went out to LA. Wait, it was a Kylie. It was Kendall. Same shit. No.

How dare you. There's a Kylie, right? Kylie, yeah. Kylie's the one that got plastic surgery in 2017. Well, Kylie was Bruce and then became Kylie. Yeah, no, no. Hey, Kylie. Sorry.

Still is Bruce. Still is Bruce. Skyler, Kylie, Kylie's hot as shit, dude. Cause she's just got plastic surgery to look like a, like Kim basically. To look like Kim. There's like a trashy hotness to her. I follow her on Instagram, shouts out Kylie. Kendall's the one that looks like just model-y.

I remember the Kardashian show at the beginning, like my sister used to watch on E and it was just about like three girls that weren't even that famous that worked at a store together. Yeah, that's how it started. Yeah. And then they got so fucking famous. Yeah. Kim was just like Paris Hilton's friend. Yeah.

And they were like, yeah. They started some, they were like LA people. Remember that show, The Simple Life? Yeah. Yeah. Nicole Richie. Yeah. Is she the one that died?

No. Brittany Murphy died. They're like, we're going to go hang out with trash and see how trash people live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh my God, you actually have to stick your hand in the cow's pussy? Yeah. No, not really. But yeah.

That's what the producer said this week. Remember when that's what being hot was just like being fucking skinny and blonde and like having no ass? Yeah. It's like, oh, what a beautiful time we were living in. Yeah. The era of fat asses. Yeah.

It's fat asses or doing well. I mean, I feel like it's always been that way. No. Absolutely. No way. I don't mean in general. I mean, like, I don't feel like I've been, was ever swayed by the Paris Hilton was hot. Huh?

I never thought Paris Hilton. No, but society did. I'm with you. Oh, sure. Yeah. I jacked off to her movie. Her sex date. Yeah.

I watched it. Sure. When I was like, I beat off to it. When I was 18 or whatever. Actually, I watched it with Brandon and I have a picture of him on Twitter, you looking at it. So everyone go retweet that picture. And maybe it'll like, it's really old and it'll probably embarrass Brandon.

Maybe I'll retweet it. I hope Brandon gets embarrassed. I love when he gets embarrassed. I picture him watching the Paris Hilton porno in like four years. This is fucked up. I'm a celebrity. That's what I'll say in response without any sense of irony. No, none of it.

I'm a celebrity now. That was not a great pornography. Neither was the Kim K-1. They should barely see your titties. They should bring back the apprentice but put Brandon, they should make Brandon the Donald Trump character. Okay. Oh, so like he's, it's the meme princess?

He's the new, he's the new Donald Trump character. I guarantee Brandon would do it and then people would start comparing Brandon to Trump and then eventually we can turn him into a complete monster. We can turn him into a president. Yeah, I don't give a shit. People will hate him. That's all I want. Let him be president.

Let him live on a fucking mansion on the moon. As long as people don't like him, I'm happy. Okay. Look, money can't buy happiness. Only spite can. Dude, two episodes ago you said it could. What? Money can buy happiness?

Yeah, you literally did say that because you're 5.1 Dolby surround. Constant spending of money. Okay, okay, okay. But the wheel must keep turning. The TP-Link easy smart 16 port switches must be purchased. At this pace, you're going to be a yacht guy by 35. I fucking hope so. Dude, I'm trying to get out on the bay and let's listen to some fucking yacht rock, dude.

Hell yeah. Let's take a little skipper. Let's eat oysters. Let's eat crabs. The whole day of getting high and eating crabs and shit. I can't get any more. What we're basically going to do is we're going to use the come town money to buy a big ass boat, and everyone who's a premium subscriber is invited to wave goodbye to us on the dock.

As meat set sail for the greener pastures. But you have to bring a precious Atlantis. Yes, yes. It's legal and encouraged to fuck other men. What? But only because you have to. Wait, we don't have to. This is international waters.

We don't. We could bring girls. Without women. Actually, some girls should come, I think. But we'll bring some girls premium subscribers via beheading and sex change operations. No. Wait, why? Wait, we're going to kill the men?

Kill the men? Can they keep their titties? The titties meat will be used to create dicks. I'm sorry. No. Dude, that makes me so upset. The idea of tittie meat turning into a dick. That fucking offends me the way religious people feel about gay people.

I'm going to start slipping acid into your meals and then say shit like that to you while you're peaking. That would make me so mad. If I was on acid right now and you said, we're turning every tittie into a dick. Yeah. I would fucking fight you, dude. That used to be like a- I would fucking choke slam you through this window.

That was a 4chan thing, is shitting dick nipples. It's like a hentai woman and she's got dicks instead of nipples and then shit is coming out of the dicks. I don't remember that. That's the thing people would jack off to. Really? Yeah. That I am not into.

Shitting dick nipples. No thanks. I did not spend much time on 4chan. I still don't have a great understanding of the internet and I didn't understand it at all. 4chan always, memes kind of always annoyed me because they weren't funny. Was 4chan- They were inherently not funny.

Was that before or after something awful? Different things. Yeah, it was concurrent. Which something awful? That was like a place where people used to post, yeah. Something awful is like where all the Twitter humor came from. It's all people from like Fiat or whatever. All the shit Brandon steals now.

Fiat? What the fuck is that? Fuck you and die. It was like a sub-form on something awful. But the something awful form is cost ten dollars to use. Oh shit. So I know it was never on there. It cost ten dollars like a year or a month or something.

No, it's a one time thing I think. Oh okay. I used to just use the internet for normal shit like suicide girls and Mike and Brazil free previews. Oh dude. Mike and Brazil. Mike's apartment. Remember that?

Was that in Brazil? No. That Mike, Mike's in Brazil. Mike used to have an apartment and when you couldn't pay rent, guess how you had to pay. And he had a lot of beautiful women that rented out rooms. I wonder what happened to Mike in Brazil. I wonder if he's down there in the favelas running a gang or something. He probably has some kind of horrible STD because he was raw dogging a lot of Brazilian like

probably sex workers. Yeah, apparently down in South America like it's there's like a ton of transsexual women because homosexuality is like looked down upon so much. I feel like if homosexuality is looked down upon they're not going to be cool with trans people. No, because in basically every country where Islam is a thing, if you're gay they just force you to get sex changed. It's actually just one specific country but I can't remember which one so it's there for it's all.

Qatar? It's all of them. Isn't it like Southeast Asia or something? If a little boy is like Saudi Arabia, they'll let them grow up as a girl? There's a Latino culture. My favorite YouTube videos are the ones where it's like a parent and they're like rushing to get the camera on. They're like, what did you say about that toy?

Say it again? And it's a little girl like, why can't the girls play with boy toys? And they're like, that's right. Why is that for the BuzzFeed? May I have a million dollars for this video? She's reading off a little cue card. There's a gun to her head. But I like princesses.

What the fuck? Stop right now. Play with this ball. Do you know how many grumpy cats I went through before I could have a daughter to exploit? Yeah, what's going to happen? There's a lot of little kids that are funny, these toddlers that are actually funny and they're like making good videos but it's like this is fucked up. They're getting exploited by their parents.

What's going to happen to them when they're adults and they see these like embarrassing videos in themselves? What's going to be great is when the sparkling wiggles girl gets fired from her job because that video resurfaced. Who is that? It's a good video from a couple of years ago. But before like, you know, all the woke shit started of this like four year old girl with the speech impediment and their parents are like, say sparkling wiggles and when she

does it sounds like fucking N words. And it is hilarious. It's very funny. It's a little girl saying something awful. She has no idea, say there's too many sparkling wiggles at the party. Her parents are truly racist in that one. Like it's one thing to just be like, but then they start going like, tell all the sparkling wiggles to get off welfare.

Too many specific scenarios. But that's going to find and people are going to be like, you're not going to believe what Stephanie Meyerson said when she was three years old. It's time to throw this bitch in jail. I can't wait. That is very, I actually am interested in that. How old do you think she is now? I mean, that was a while ago.

She's probably like 13 now. I was probably 10 years ago. Nice, dude. What was your first, what were your first favorite early internet like videos like? Oh, Star Wars kid. Star Wars kid was the funniest fucking shit. The leprechaun. The story.

I mean, the leprechauns is the best. Yeah. The leprechauns good. The story around Star Wars kid is hilarious. I don't know the story around it. It's this fat kid who goes in like the AV room. Is that the Numa kid? Yeah, they make fun of it on the rest of the development.

It's this kid that goes in like, shut the fuck up. I'll tell the story. God damn it. I'm sorry. I'm literally explaining it. You go, it's to win this. I'm sorry, Skip. Sorry, boss.

God damn it. Sorry, Cap'n. No, he's mudflap. Sorry, mudflap. You're mudflap. No, I'm Candy Lips. I'm Candy Lips. I think dude is a cute nickname.

You're Gilligan. I appreciate it. I'm Skip. I'm just happy to be part of the crew. You're shit Gilligan actually. I'll tell Star Wars, kid. Shit Gilligan. This kid goes in the AV room at his school and he fucking, he's this fat loser.

Kind of like someone we know. No. Yeah. Who? I forgot his name. Shit Mudlips. No. Candy Lips.

Shit Mudlips. And shit Gilligan. Yeah, shit Mudlips. Candy Lips. Anyone's Candy Lips? It's me. I'm Candy Lips. I have the biggest lips.

You're shit Gilligan. Look, once and for all. You're mudflap. I'm all the good ones. No, absolutely not. You're one of the bad ones. I'm the best one. You got an okay one.

You have a horrible one, Adam. And I'm the good one. Guys, can we stop arguing? What matters? I have a funny one. What matters is bad. You're just bad. We're in my apartment.

And we're in my apartment. I'm the good one. No. You go to your apartment. You can be the good one, but you're not. No, I'm the good one. We're never going to his apartment. I'm the good one.

You're my fucking gay ass friend. You see that? We were like five. You lived across the street from me. It's my house. And when we would walk from our house to his house or whatever, while we were like near his house, he was allowed to walk in front and show dominance. Because everything was a competition.

That's hilarious. So when we crossed the threshold and got to the other side of the street, it's like now I get to walk in front. Yeah. It is funny how much dumb ass tribal shit is just in little kid's heads innately. Yeah, of course. You're my house. I love all that like messaging about like children don't see color.

Children aren't racist. Even like the fucking, oh, children don't know what gender is. It's like children will find any reason to exclude another child, including like their name rhymes with literally anything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Like Adam's name Gilligan shit Gilligan. Yeah. Shit Gilligan Adam. Anyhow, this fat kid, speaking of exclusion, it was like right when like a Star Wars episode one came out and he went in the AV room at his school and he filmed himself with this like mom remember that doing like lightsaber lightsaber stuff and some bullies broke into his locker and got the tape and then like digitally converted that guy that guy taught some mean ass bullies some very valuable tech skills.

Yeah. Yeah. Computer enhanced zoom humiliate those guys went on to film school. Yeah. They made the Blair Witch Project. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah.

The fat dick project. No. It's Canada. No. No. The Blair Witch Project was Maryland. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a lot of prides around. It was Burkittsville. Where was it? Burkittsville, Maryland. There's a lot of weird vills. Yeah. Mechanicsville. The only two I know actually.

Yeah. Burtonville. Burtonville. There's Burtonville and Burkittsville. Nice. Two different vills. My favorite town is. Is there a Merkinville that make fake pussy here?

Yeah. There's that. My favorite town is Boring, Maryland. That's a real town. Yeah. There's Rising Sun, which is racist to shit. I think I drove through Boring on the way to like Westminster to do some bullshit fucking what's that guy?

The Stables, Dave Schofer? Schofer, yeah. The Stables, baby. No, it was like two-seller, two doors down or two-seller. Yes, I've done that. Actually, did we go together? No. Maybe once.

We did once, actually. Yeah. I did that room a couple of times. Yeah. What a great room, dude. Huh? Awful people, but great room. Yeah.

Yeah. Well. You go into that bar, and it's like you go into like an old west saloon where bullets are flying everywhere, but instead of bullets, it's like racial slurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember I did it with Timmy Hall, and I did alright or whatever. Yeah, I was there then. Yeah, I did a guesty on that one.

Yeah, yeah. And I did fine. And then Timmy just like, just by saying the end, we're like, they were the kind of racist white people that just like, oh, someone's saying the end word and we can show approval by laughing hard. Dude, I was there. I was there. I was there.

That was my shoe. I know what you're saying, though. Huh? I was some hick tried to buy my shoes, and I was there. Yeah. That's how that's what the kind of place is. They literally don't get those shoes. I like them shoes.

Yeah. How much do you want for them? Yeah. It's gonna buy my shoes. Yeah. How am I getting home? Yeah. Well, most of us are barefoot.

Yeah, yeah. I got shoes on. You looking down on me? Fucking piece of shit. Oh, man. Davey Shoes. We never talked about them, dude. Yeah.

No, we have. We never really talked about them. Really? What were we saying? Oh. No. Boring Maryland? No.

What was your first favorite early video? I don't know. I don't really know, honestly. I legit did not get the internet till late as hell. Do you remember the weatherman that was just, I didn't know it at the time what Coke was, but he was just fucking yipped up? Do you remember Frank McDonald? You remember Frank McDonald?

The mentally disabled weatherman from Canada? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got rules. Oh, Tanchon, citizens of California. Oh, Tanchon. Is he still around? Yeah, I think so. My favorite video of his was the one.

Oh, the rap battle? Eli? The, like, community college TV show where they had a rap battle. I didn't like that. That made me sad. Eli? I'ma fuck you up, man. And then he just, like, stops.

Like some bisexual, what do you say? That made me really sad. Well, my favorite Frank McDonald video is the one where, like, he blew up, got really popular, and then clearly his parents were like, Frankie, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't be popular. You're disabled. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he made the video where he's, like, in his room, and he's, like, whispering, and he's, like, attention, everybody, please do not share the video. Oh, no. We're Frankie, dude. Frankie's the official weatherman I've come to. I think that's clear. That, that, that when, uh, when Good Night... Let's get him on.

That would, that, he came out right around when Good Night and Good Luck came out. The blackout movie? And I photoshopped the cover of Good Night and Good Luck with Frankie McDonald's face on it. And then I wrote Good Night, Good Luck, and Good Night, and Good Luck, and Stay Safe, and Stay Warm, and Good Luck. Cause at the end of his video, he would say, like, 19 things. That's a great piece of early internet meme making. Yeah, I used to love photoshop until, like, a year ago when they switched that subscription

model. Yeah, that sucks, man. It was like my main form of creative output. But you can get it. We can, we can fucking get it. Dude, it's not worth it. You can get it for the business. I understand I can expense it, but it's just, like, it's such a fucking rip-off.

How much does it cost? $50 a month. Just for photoshop? For photoshop, for a single app. A month? Yeah, they do have a photographer package where you get photoshopped with something else that's, like, 20 a month, but, like, fuck Adobe. So you can't download it and just get a fake key?

What if we split it? How much does the business thing to split? Don't worry about splitting it. Doesn't matter. Yeah, if you wanted multiple licenses, it would cost even more. Like, non-transferable. But, like, seriously, fuck Adobe for not allowing you to just have a standalone version of their app. Yes, I agree with that.

That's fucking horseshit. There's no reason for it to be on a subscription model. I know, they're just trying to squeeze money out of you. Yeah. I mean, also, a lot of people are probably stealing it. Yeah. I mean, I stole it in college. Oh, yeah.

Psych, allegedly, I didn't. Is it the same with Premiere? Is it just one time? All Adobe apps. All that shit, dude. So, wait, so you just use Final Cut instead? Yeah, I use Final Cut. Final Cut was sold to Apple, right?

Years ago. Yeah. It used to be, it was something else in, like, the 90s, I think. But Apple's... I use Premiere now. Apple's owned Final Cut at least since, like, 2004. I only know how to use 7. Apparently, 7 is better than 10.

What, Final Cut? Yeah. Yeah, I have Final Cut X and it's, like, whatever. People say it's bad. I learned editing on Premiere and Premiere is great. Premiere is apparently the best. Yeah. I like Premiere.

Have you ever used Avid? No. I've never used Avid. You know, it's a weird one, Vegas. People use Sony Vegas. What a weird, cocky name for a fucking editing program. Yeah, I thought that was the name of the TVs they used to make. No, Sony Vegas is their, like, their...

Oh, Vegas. Their nonlinear editor. Well, I should know that, dude. Being someone from Vegas. From Vegas. Yeah. Shouts out to the Golden Knights. Let's go, NHL, for the first...

Yeah, they should call that jersey the team, the Golden Showers. Dude, that, uh... Because I would rather wear a shirt covered in piss than those jerseys. I went to the Holden Men's Dicks. Nice. I went to the stadium with my pants. Adam keeps his. That's good.

His dick holder right here. My mouth? Nick's pointing at his mouth, guys. Yeah. No, actually, it's more like a place where girls kiss. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong answer.

You have provided a wrong answer. You are gay and wrong. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. It's like one of those, like, laser grids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like a diamond at the end. A purple laser grid. It's like, you have to get to the diamond, you have to admit that you're gay.

Every stand. I don't know if you say you're not gay. Adam, don't jeopardize this. Yeah, yeah. That's another thing for the Cup Town movie. You have to tell the truth. Yeah. Let's write that down.

That's going in with the thing of his ass. Take something out of his ass. Yeah, I forgot about it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the bombs. We're gonna piecemeal write a movie like this, dude. Was there a bomb in my ass? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a bomb in your ass. You have to put a, a, a six-inch diameter disc into his ass without touching the sides or it'll explode. They're like, I got this. Oh. All right, well, that's enough for today. All right, fine.