The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. 65 – Construction Boys

Episode Date: August 17, 2017

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oh man what a long day yeah you boys you boys been doing fucking manual labor all goddamn day I gotta say the mole dog was really in his happy place today knocking down walls using power tools ripping shit up yeah I feel like a bitch dude I've been doing I've been doing like white collar computer typing work all day and you guys have been real manly ass men dude we're contractors you got you put on the white pants which I love every every like Mario thank you isn't that what contractors wear don't they go all white every Greek guy would always wear painters wear all white well yeah I prayed to it

contractors wear like mega death shirts you know yeah that's no helmet no mask no gloves no goggles yeah we use SARS masks today because we weren't true contractors you had him left over from all the sex you have I insisted on not wearing a mask at all I like to really get in there feel the latex going in and out of my lawns I like that fiberglass from the drywall tape just flying out of my today that the drywall tape had fiberglass in it so he's repeating it does it does dude that's why my arms are reaching yet an allergic reaction to doing work I have a lot of allergies the manual labor I have a lot of allergies

it was funny though like I got there Adam was like because they did one wall yesterday without me I guess you don't need me for this and that showed up I didn't realize Adam's job the whole time was just doing cleanup no that was my job today because you were using the second sawzall you mean I was using my sawzall I own it's not the second sawzall yeah when I brought with me to the project guys don't diminish what were you using don't what we use in the first day will not be erased you just so the reason you guys are diminishing my my ability to do manual labor is because I kicked your ass in bowling okay that's

true for the first four games but first of all okay it was only two games of official tournament play because stop had a quit because of I was I was sick because of profuse I was sick look the difference I'm fighting an illness right now my muscles are a lot bigger than yours so it takes a good hour and a half before they get warmed up I'm like your little bird body fucking weak ass that's not true that's a good you said you sneeze and then you're like I'm ready to go and then you fucking I picked the child's ball that's true you weren't we're using a regulation I was using a 13 you're using a little yes I was all the green balls

were 13 they were 12 pounds so I was gonna I was why did the number 13 on them using a six but you were using a 12 I was using a 13 a 12 pound ball is for you are using a 16 honestly yeah you're using a 3 pounds more than the size ball that an adult uses is a fucking 16 pound ball yeah also an adult just throws it into the gutter because he tries to do cool spin every time and then what happened at the end at the end everyone was exhausted and didn't want to bowl anymore you got excuses but you got addicted mr. excuse drug addict personality see you you misunderstand addiction and perseverance and that's

why you will never be a basketball camp summer camp coach like I will because I understand perseverance I can spell it and every single letter of the word perseverance means something relating to the basketball and pussy as we know peased for perseverance let's go through it guys everybody let's come here let's take a name everybody come take a knee I'm dead yeah it's good all right everything at the top of the key we're gonna take a knee and we're gonna work through perseverance P that stands for perseverance okay okay first of all the coach is speaking don't make me blow the whistle directly in your ear again I

will do that I have deafened nine camp campers Nick throws I call me they call me nine deaf Johnny he's a because I've deafened he's a permanently deafened students of this basketball camp with my whistle all right continue speaking out of turn while I have dictated that we are taking a knee at the top of the key okay perseverance P stands for perseverance I know what you're gonna say you can't spell perseverance without P in there right yeah you can't define a word with the word yes you can how through perseverance all right you persevere you keep doing all right what's so P he stands for perseverance

what's perseverance stand for let's work through it the P the P okay that one also stands for perseverance okay so you're just doing no question perseverance we'll take questions at the end okay thank you coach so it's a perseverance perseverance perseverance it's like when you look into a mirror and there's a mirror behind you and it's and it goes on forever fuck do you ask questions then no you shut the fuck up you pretend you're in a cool tunnel from the matrix what I do high in your grandma's bathroom where she has that two mirror set up and you fucking you stay in there you eat a lot

think about why you didn't finish community college you know what I do is I just kiss my mother for twenty dollars a night because your parents know you won't get a real job mm-hmm so they made up grandparents baby so that's perseverance okay yeah that's what the P stands yeah okay even after she begged for you to leave yeah stop taking your viking and you persevered and you fucking did the job he stands for energy you got to have energy if you want to persevere how do you do that you drink red bulls before it are you got a step you got it's no red bulls is our art no we haven't gotten to the art we're

talking about energy energy are red bull no we're going through the whole word first of all you're not you're only an assistant coach and only because that's the only title we have for counselor here you're in charge of handing out the brownies in the cafeteria stavros he's a lunch lady as part of a basketball camp sounds like you're a lunch I'm not a lunch lady I got brought this do lunch ladies who have cool hair nets I don't think so let's continue continue our right ball s our stands for retarded kids we allow retarded kids in the basketball camp you if you may have a retarded cousin or retarded brother and

say I wish you could participate in basketball camp I want everyone to take a look at the child in the wheelchair mm-hmm you know he can say he can persevere and say I'm not retarded well we we know what those legs you should go to murder ball camp tech should go to murder ball camp unfortunately they don't have that that's only for pissed off crossfit disabled adults you gotta be going for guys faking you gotta be a real pissed off wheelchair guy to get into murder ball mm-hmm can you be a guy that can use your legs and do murder ball yeah kick you out if they don't kick

you out there's one guy mad at you there's one guy but the top of his body doesn't work so he's just a pair of legs with a limp he's all legs yeah he shoots with his limp top yeah that's what happens when adam gets head perseverance s from a woman because he stands for sex gay guys stop having sex with girls from the girls camp it's bad for bad in the bathroom bad for the knees you keep coming on the floor the old black guy that's been working here for 40 years yells at me because he's got to clean it up mm all right you're scared basketball coach i shouldn't have to deal with

janitors are you scared of the janitor of course i confused him for will chamberlain the first day because he was when i was when i was surveying the venue i said oh my god mr chamberlain it's so nice to meet you yeah he's like he was insulted by that mm-hmm i mean he is five eleven he's a five foot three he's actually he's i found out later uh uh pacific islander yes no he's filipino he's not he's not he's a different kind of black yeah yeah yep his name is sal marcos but he's he's he's a Spanish name he's a white

black organization filipinos are black Hawaiians right filipinos have Spanish names but they're Asian they're the party Asians uh perseverance that okay s e actually i changed mine the s in the east stands for Cedric the entertainer the other man i thought the janitor was after he told me that he was not a little chamber are retarded again no no what's second or perseverance or perseverance right i think if there's another persevere persevere persevere persevere all right so p it doesn't

really matter as that stands for spelling is unnecessary and necessary it's not necessarily spelling is unnecessary it also stands for Cedric the entertainer okay so r again i think and then a v right r stands for perseverance real time with bill marr okay it's a great show guys you should watch it it's for in your face democrats like me the coach of basketball yeah come down basketball camp where everyone is welcome especially retarded kids who are actually better than us

they're better than you guys you may think look you may look at me and you say that guy's the teacher he can see if i'm going to learn anything in here it's going to be from the coach well i want you all to take a look at the retarded kids in the class mm-hmm because they're the real teachers you think they're better than thick women there yeah yeah do they what is their retarded boy magic that's my next buzzfeed article i thought that thick women are retarded kids better than thick women

by danish wards they're calling this the article that is going to heal america our retarded kids better than thick women after the riots in charlottesville there's one article that's healing the nation our retarded kids better than thick women it's true the white nationalists were for thick women and the the alt left no come on don't give them that guys come on uh not just don't like thick women look i'm trying to get out of here by four they're all married to thick women are you serious no they've

they've they've they've gone past thick no they're they're they're thick is what we call hot women they're married to fat women they're married to fat women they're married to fat women that thick is like like how body posited like how ashley graham is like supposed to be fat but she's just hot as shit yeah she's that's what a thick yeah yeah thick is is pretty stop jacks off the london andrew's who's that the woman that's like morbidly obese but they're like she's a model she probably has might she probably weighs like

six thousand pounds i'm not exaggerating at least you're not exaggerating first of all that's two thousand no exaggeration there's zero hyperbole two thousand of those pounds are probably just ink from all of her like sailor jerry tattoos okay yeah it's like it's like you know betty page she's like uh betty novel right she's a bunch of bunch of pages that's that's actually good betty crocker page okay that's not as good all right uh yeah i'm i'm in no she's she's she's unhealthy

no who cares she's not uh all right back to basketball camp we gotta finish i don't know i'm kind of now that i started it kind of in here i kind of like being basketball coach yeah guys we got more letters to go so i can fucking i'm on my knee god damn it you talked about thick women what do you want me to do i didn't bring that up put your phone away let's do basketball one of your one of your one of your oh damn one of the one of the camp one of the campers that's a lot of air camper adam yeah i will fucking deafen you with this whistle

what's gonna happen oh my god yeah i'm in on london andrew coach you tried to burn me but i'm sorry coach i'm i'm really enjoying my time here at auschwitz basketball camp uh v the v stands for i mean come on victory that's the goal in basketball yo you want to fuck that other lady what's her face uh randolin ran you don't want to fuck london andrews she i think london is hotter she's not a shit maybe i'm confusing london andrews with somebody else

maybe i guess i think i remember your time maybe the mom balloon titties great uh that's a different person bro she is hot unless she lost like four four hundred pounds so you think she's five thousand she's twenty six thousand oh my god oh i'm i'm legitimate get off your god damn phone yeah get off your no phones in basketball camp that's what the v stands for let's get the fuck off your phone forget about forget about the phone okay so that's the v a n c e e stands for the next e stands for energy it's time for another red bull guess why we just finished the first quarter

there's a long s word yeah percer v you got persevere you got to go through all the second is the second r red bull then yeah i persevere through this bit there's another r yeah perseverance no percer yeah when it stands for another red bull that's what e r stands for another r red persevere v e r a okay a n c e i think bring it home okay it's not e n c i can't spell and perseverance no you're right it's e yeah perseverance okay uh how many letters is in this word it's the longest word ever oh and then and then a n c e stands for also not cedric the

entertainer oh wow that actually yeah when i made the mistake of confusing one of the black children's parents and that's perseverance guys wow i will never wait that's the first there's two right because that's the p we incepted it right so there's two more it's a big entertainer oh in the mirror world over the mirror world remember there's two more i don't know guys basketball camps over everyone get back in your toyota previous and get back home thanks coach i can't i can't tell you how much i've learned

here basketball camp and i appreciate you molesting me less than adam coach yeah this is not a molestation camp i'm covered in drywall dust yeah me too dude oh yeah i mean break did you ever go to a sports camp adam i went to tennis camp once and my dad yelled at me when he picked me up it was day camp and uh at the end of the day camp for two weeks at the end of the day they were like everyone pick up the tennis balls and then everyone started scrambling running really hard trying to pick up as many balls as possible

basketball camp was a fucking nightmare dude how old were you um i don't know like eight oh that's tough you're a little ass kid you're not strong i was older than the other kids on my shoot from the waist they for some reason get this i think i was in fourth grade going into fifth grade i was in the basketball camp and then i went because like my cousin was going my cousin was good at basketball and like i was i think it's your black cousin no my i my you're jewish cousin yeah yeah and they

my my mom sent me to my mom sent me to stay with them for like two three weeks that summer okay so i was just like staying in new york with them and he went to new york basketball camp yeah so he went to basketball camp so i went to basketball camp with him and i'm terrible at basketball right it was like a source of shame for this fat bull cut nick no i wasn't fat at the time i didn't get fat until i was only fat for like two years i think oh okay yeah but it is bull cut um i yeah i mean i had a bull cut until like 2013

okay so okay so okay so not fat but you're bad at sports yeah because i was okay at baseball but yeah basketball was always difficult for me i could never cross i could never like cross over dribble through my legs and that was like the only thing to fucking matter it's cool shooting's not difficult but like i had no ball handling skills oh yeah getting a good in between the leg dribble is one way of looking cool oh it looks cool as shit when you go back and forth between both of them oh

very cool little behind the back very cool yeah uh yeah behind the back so and i think i told this story on the podcast they called me adam white chocolate freed land when i was in basketball you wish there was everyone was white when you played they called me catalac white chocolate freed land you were i was catalac i was escalate you're cat escalate right now you were eclaire what escalate rules you're eclaire no i was escalate he was pilsbury you know escalate he rules man he's fat as shit died i think no maybe i'm wrong um no i told the story i told

this story before you did i think you did but yeah with a kid who had elephant isis in his finger yes so he's like he had this giant like we're number one finger can he spin the ball on it that would be cool that would be awesome that would be sick dude what what's the point of even having that if you had a giant finger and then on top of it he could have like a like that globe from scarface yeah the world is yours very cool that'd be cool very cool you think you could if you have a finger that big you could probably fuck like it's a dick was it dick-sized

i don't know man why what's your fucking stupid mind that that's all you think about i mean you don't think if you have a dick-sized finger you don't even consider putting in a pussy honestly no because you know what and i again we already talked about this on the podcast but i told norman wilkerson that story about that poor disabled boy and norman at age probably 49 at the time was like cackling he's like that's the funniest thing i've ever heard a boy with a disability and me and him spent the day

i think yeah forget what we were doing we were helping like my roommates at the time go to some framing place nice and me and norman were sitting in the car coming up with different jokes about that kid's finger norman goes uh yeah he really loves finger painting one time he did the whole living room that's good yeah you roasted that little fucking kid yeah yeah yeah you think his fingers the same size now yeah his parents got him a chinese finger trap but they wanted to save money so they just took a traffic cone off the street

that's good yeah yeah that's clever yes i think it's more clever than stuff like that yeah like two hours in retrospect none of them are funny the living room was not bad yeah that was that's a norman wilkerson original he asked me not to mention him on the show she asked out to norman wilkerson oh yeah you broke his rule i broke his rule well we all respect norman he looks he looks kind of like colonel sander speaks incredibly highly of norman i fuck with norman i met norman a couple times i've never read it norman's a good dude yeah he's funny um yeah and then we got to be careful

about mentioning people that asked not to be mentioned considering patreon is now uh kicking off bad boys mm-hmm well yeah if you try and like kill refugees or whatever no they kicked off they kicked off like a it's going down this news service yeah like a like a antifa news oh really yeah what did they do anything about i mean if patreon finds out you're going to greece to have sex with children we're done yeah i'm not i'm gonna go date them i'm not if whatever happens happens they're bringing chocolates to a four-year-old there's

not a todd berry joke where he's like i've always wanted to go to thailand on vacation but anytime an adult man says he goes to thailand on vacation they're like oh you're gonna go fuck boys yeah yeah what are some other todd berry jokes uh todd berry did a joke about now you're now you're organizing is by quoting now is by citing your sources it's a really good joke about organizing your closet what is it i used to have i used to have a cambodia joke about going to cambodia that was a good joke that was a good

joke it ends with like blowing up a cow or something no the joke was like uh the rocket launcher nate bar gatsy just also had a joke about going to cambodia and blowing up a cow with a rocket launcher whoa which are we doing a different direction with it but it's like so why would you because it's such as like uh an obscure reference to do a joke about that it feels i see what you're saying it's so strange yeah but i guess if i don't do it a stand up anymore just mention it on the show yeah there you go

the bit was about you know uh if you go to cambodia everyone thinks you're gonna fuck a boy it's like the only reason to go to cambodia but well that just sounds like that todd berry yeah well i mean that's like it not a particularly original observation yeah i don't think that that's a very good joke uh it's a set up for a joke yeah so that's fired uh well not at me at todd berry at you at you and an enemy Todd you and your writer Todd berry i appreciate everything Todd does for me uh well yeah if you're going to go

to cambodia you know what they got there is they got a fucking a place where you can blow up a cow with a rocket launcher you also have a place you can throw a grenade in a lake and fire like a fully automatic like a machine gun at a car and it's like after all that you expect me to just fuck like a regular prostitute that's a good joke i'm gonna fuck a boy that's a good joke thanks for giving me the fake laugh i like i i think it's funny heard that joke probably 400 times yeah but i'm i'm a generous laughter and i forgot the

the strat of the uh i think it's a good joke and i i think i think it was i'll laugh i'm gonna say it's fine this is my big tag i'm just saying you don't go to universal studios and get your picture taken on the teacups right right you go on that's disneyland yeah okay well whatever sorry to nitpick i'm really serious about disney stuff yeah me too i got really depressed there was this guy i went to high school who really like he was the salutatorian of the class two years before ahead of me and he really wanted to be a blue men group blue

blue men group it's the salutatory the second the salutatorian salutatorian what's the name of the guy that gets like the worst grades the coolest the the school mongoloid magna cum retard yeah there we go yes brother yeah magna hold on hold on magna cum retardedly that's good yeah what do they call that dude hi you know what i'm thinking of what do they call the god of fucking he does the worst yeah i graduated wears magnums

comes loudly whatever is that a big joke for you when you're in school yeah i did graduate magna cum laude and i said that all the time my fucking shit actually didn't graduate i walked i never actually finished my degree college yeah i have to i still need two language credits we could do that let's just say greek i could take a test i just don't care well i think it's too long i want to see that diploma stuff yeah you know greek you know pig latin you know regular pig stop speaks oink anyway this kid used to dress up

like blue man group every year for halloween oh because his dream was being in blue man group it's got it can't be that hard what and then he found out he found out senior year he was about five seven and he found out you have to be like between five ten and six two oh no and he cried he cried at what a stupid dream this poor kid yeah that's so i think he got into stanford or something like he's really good at school he's got to be all right now no he like he i looked him up and it's that's the most alt-right backstory i've

ever heard in my life yeah this guy that was too short to be in the blue man group he's fucking i hate this world i'll vote for donald trump oh also i'm doing things for guys like me guys that were too short to be in the blue man group how dare they take down that statue of robert e lee the bravest man they would have let robert e lee in the blue man group that is true he had too much here i feel bad no so i think he also i remember he said he like it was a monday after a weekend he was like i lost my virginity this weekend out of sex club oh no a sex club yeah yeah

he's just fucking some old lady with leathery tits while her husband watches yeah yeah basically with a thin ass mustache and a little he's he's like skinny but he's got that power the belly some guy with a punch jacked off i guess we got to talk about charlotte's ville at some point right we've got to open up that yeah they need our they need our to really need our take wait let me finish so i looked him up on facebook and he is now a i forgot the actual term it's it's basically guest experience coordinator at disney world resort

whoa hell yeah yeah so now he works at disney world you think he like started like the mini blue man group this world yeah this world yeah that's it that's all the guys that couldn't get in yeah they're they all go up like that because we're going to have our own club called the smurfs yeah he can get that surgery where they break your legs and then extend them yeah because he's close he's what three inches away at surgery yeah please don't fucking fuck with the back of that oh i don't know what it is about

people sitting there because it there's a whole you put your finger in it please don't put your finger in that hole and fuck up the speaker what about my day i gotta say you were a lot more polite to stop just now because i because we because i didn't recognize that it was the thing that everybody is well you know what i thought it was the first time someone makes it also i didn't touch the wires easier on the second then the second first of all i didn't touch the wise me once i fingered the speaker pussy i finger the speaker pussy you were grabbing you were grabbing at wires he couldn't even see

if i was grabbing at wires i could see that you were grabbing wires and i shot him you dirty rat you dirty rat you dirty rat dirty rat can i put my cock okay how about this we put the speakers on a full volume fucking cock we put our cocks in this that would feel good to give me my fucking ab you take that when you take the right one i take the left one do you think ever if we ever got in a position of uh real power we do one of those uh two penises in the vagina one in the asshole kind of thing oh boy that's interesting as a bonding

i think we could all potentially fuck no i want i want but two in the same push is tough no i've seen it i've seen it accomplish you guys can get the i r l no on the internet yes i want to be i want to be jacked off while standing next to the bed in a full suit of power stands onto the nightstand not looking at anyone you're turning around no eye contact and but me and adam are still sharing the pussy that's why i think that that's why i think that asperger's people are so good at threesomes and polyamory because

it's a puzzle they don't make eye contact no it's a puzzle it can't make eye contact that's good too i like your angle too i'm sorry for stepping on it well that was whatever that's just a thought one second oh now now you're leaving and nix taking a drink of water huh yeah i don't know i think asperger's people in general are freakier with sex shit because it's like they take the emotion out of it do i i think so i don't know i was at work and then i overheard some girls say uh i love fucking autistic guys oh nice oh yeah i've heard that take

before yeah i love fucking guys with asperger's nice which is weird well they probably fuck like i said they there's no emotion they take it mechanically they leave their socks and shoes on absolutely yeah completely naked but with like trainers and yes very good grip very good grip on the ground that's a black guy thing yeah that's a lot i'm not i'm not going to crease my jordan's for this man yeah um if uh iana was saying telling a story about how one time uh some guy she was

fucking stopped and put on air force once he could have met her grip while he was fucking her he was shillis and then he paused to put on air force once yeah but for fucking apparently yeah um i've never i don't think i've have you worn i guess i have worn shoes while fucking no i don't think i've ever done it you've never like fucked outside or i've worn a t-shirt i guess in a car how is that equivalent in a car no i like to have sex naked call me old fashioned of course

yeah but i mean like the fucking public of course you're gonna be fully clothed yeah yeah in a car i take my clothes off to fucking like a behind a dumpster fully nude sorry am i am i in my preferred uh venue of having sex it behind a dumpster anywhere yeah white people be like uh zip uh they're fly down and have sex through depends on facebook posts from kinfolk collective that's like y'all couldn't wait to martyr that white woman that died in charlesville huh oh my god that was the absolute worst take of all time yeah well that's why uh daily stormer whatever

got her note not daily stormer uh uh stormfront got kicked off a go daddy because they called that woman a slut yeah yeah they were like she's a slut and we're glad she's dead was she doing was she even a slot though she was protesting but that's not a slut yeah there was a woman with a pussy i was a woman she was a woman with a pussy and it might have been a little open listen i was saying let's just find out that mr james fields uh what if what if we find out that he was trying to run over the statue

jesus christ man what is that wasn't that a lesson for everybody yes it would be truly would be he went there to run over the statue with his car uh huh and if they hadn't been counter protesting no it is chill that you can uh wear combat fatigues and have semi-automatic weapons and just not be a threat to cops also aren't those weapons like a lot of money what air 15s and 15s and shit uh we always call them like like poor hicks and stuff but like those guys are wearing like full body armor ar-15 i mean

that shit costs money but like 20 grand worth of yeah but that's the kind of shit like i mean what else they're buying yeah right exactly you can you can be not really it's don't have like one expensive thing for some people with guns i guess you know i guess so i i mean i'm just saying that maybe maybe they're not i think it's stupid to say that all alt right or whatever people are or poor well they're not they're not all poor are you jealous of their poverty no they they have nice polos of their

their that guy got fired the earth that guy got fired from a hot dog restaurant the fucking piece of shit of their well that he that guy was rich that's exactly what i'm saying he made 65 000 a year from that hot dog restaurant he had that under armor polo you know that shit was waking away moisture yeah oh yeah he was staying dry as fuck absolutely people are already like dockers and polo posting blurry photos of people on there and like this guy his name is brad smith i found someone that vaguely looks like him on facebook everybody i'm sure i'm sure they're blaming the

wrong people of course dude and it's funny that like there's one guy that looks like nick yeah yeah it wasn't me okay yeah it wasn't you know i was teaching basketball he was skinny he wasn't fat that was yeah he was bootleg he looks like sexy i've already lost three pounds in fact i'm losing way too quickly i got a fucking dial a bag you lost 20 pounds three three two or three pounds okay how the fuck did you miss her two or three twenty i don't know he's so far away in this room that's true nick wouldn't allow us to sit on the

same couch as him yeah no no his fat ass needs an entire couch there we go yeah that ass nick fat fat hey maybe you speak big latin i don't fuck i still have better body composition no yeah yeah um yeah anyway so yeah we're uh the violet in charlottesville you know let's fuck up some well i don't know yeah i mean it's about statues really somebody posted a picture this is really about somebody on instagram they're like oh this is the guy from the from the fucking thing and i commented it was like a comic i don't want to go

into it but they posted it i was like yeah you shouldn't really do this because even it doesn't matter that you saw like some article that says this is the fucking guy like there is a history of people fucking this up and blaming the wrong people yeah what about the guy in dallas who they said was the the black lives matter yeah mark mark whose life got destroyed i can't remember that guy's yeah basically yeah and then the dallas police department left the fucking tweet up three days yeah for three days it's like like this

the reason it goes both ways are fucking the reason those cops got shot is because it's because the police make it clear that they don't give a shit about black people right if you're gonna leave a fucking tweet up accusing somebody that was unbelievable it's that's that is like an egregious fucking display of of how little respect you have for you know a human being i think they arrested the real shooter and they still have left it out for days for days yeah anyhow uh uh but no the the best example of that is the

boston marathon thing that the red and brown it's an old tripathi who's a student at brown not that he was he was also a brown person but he like went missing a month really confusing if he killed himself right and then you know reddit is like we figured it out we fatly solved the case we're better than the police are because we post you know yeah and that's a cool website people are harassing the fucking you know family the kid or whatever and it turns and buzzfeed reported on it at where at least one of the reporters fucking tweeted it out great like yeah

this is who it is there's also some guy named mike something that they accused of being the fucking you know the boston marathon bomber people think oh well you know that can't that happens once so what do you do i mean you don't do anything you don't embrace vigilante justice that's what you do you fucking let the cops try to find people that cops broke laws the cops already arrested the guy that drove through the thing and i'm sorry but demonstrating isn't a fucking crime so if somebody broke the law yeah sure have them arrested but like

this idea that you're gonna take a blurry photo and then just randomly accuse people no you're fucking absolutely wrong if you think i i'm not saying anyway first of all what the what did i say i said you rolled your eyes and you said what are you going to do but i say he wasn't saying what i'm not saying you should do it i'm saying it's fucked because like i feel like i want to know who the fuck nazis are then there should be some way like i guess they're making it obvious who they are but it's like i know it's demonstrating but they're fucking not they're talking about killing

they want a fucking white state like it's different than other demonstrations it really fucking those demonstrations have been going on forever there's never been at my entire life there's been white nationalist demonstrations in the united states not like that yes like that dude yes they they fucking the shit is the american nazi party was active 10 years ago yeah but they had demonstrations the kkk has demonstrations these fucking things happen since trump won the since trump won the different type of of those guys

but to say that white nationalists haven't existed or they don't exist is not true i mean like timothy mcvay who was like pretty much attached to loosely for sure you know i mean to say that he's not a white nash or that there isn't some white nationalist aspect to the oklahoma city bombing i mean that it was a more of a problem 20 years ago than he is now right but those demonstrations yeah those demonstrations have a body count maybe but it's still a fucking huge problem no i think there's more attention placed on it culturally because that's hot on

the internet because of the election and because of this alt right thing because the president because yeah the people in the white hat i mean fucking yes but that's a different way hard that's a different issue you're talking about like these demonstrations and what's happening on a on a cultural level with just people and like ultimately the people who go to protest a statue being taken down in charlottesville are like you know other than the guy that drove his fucking car through a crowd right counter protesters they're just fucking making noise

you know yeah and the important part if you want to get people i'll never like i'll never embrace the idea of we got to find this guy we got to get people fired because i don't like the idea of getting people fired as a method of punishment in in any way yeah regardless of what you do i don't like the idea of oh we need to they're definitely gonna get fired and then gonna be like well you know what i'm not racist of course not but it's also like a shitty tactic to embrace is getting sure a tactic is shitty but there is a market

difference between someone who says a joke you don't like and someone who's fucking you know you want to listen there should be a nice principle your kids school to be a nazi like at that rally i don't have a kid well you know like a theory but the ones there's a big difference between someone like a joke and fucking having a fucking swastika at a thing about a confederate flag of course i'm not saying there isn't a difference yes but i'm saying on principle i don't right right right you don't like the idea and like either you embrace that

or you don't and there's that and that's what having principles is that's that's what then principles are stupid because maybe they are then fine but then don't act like you're fucking hold on because people do the same shit with like no with with the death penalty oh i don't support i would never support the death penalty unless it's fucking you know hitler yeah well not even hitler like you know when i don't support the death penalty uh... uh... his name that the the charlotte charleston kid dylan dylan roof when dylan roof got the

death penalty people say oh normally i don't support the death penalty but i do in this case well that means you support the death but he's gonna get a fan of the death penalty you want the death penalty to happen if there's certain in certain situations where you support the death penalty then you support the death penalty don't pretend like you don't i understand if you don't have you want to say this there's a certain point across is in which i support people being fired for expressing something

then you support people being fired for expressing something for expressing shy away from it but just like just admit that that's what yet when it could lead to violence the same way the freedom of speech thing with where freedom of speech and you know i'd being a fucking nazis the same as yelling fire in a crowded no it's not i don't agree with that i think it is man because you're talking about your your ideology is saying directly i want these people gone now fucking richard spencer whatever saying oh i don't hate anybody or

whatever they're saying i don't want to murder them all right so with the black israelites that say we need to kill all white people you would have no problem with the police coming and that's just cool dude yeah i know i don't have a problem with it but i'm saying like they why would you set a precedent of making certain types of speech illegal yeah don't don't do it don't do it because that's a good point no it's eventually the guys you do like are going to say the same fucking thing you're right that's a good point no absolutely i think you're right about that emotional

fuck i don't know man it's fucked up the fucking president is like he's obviously it's fucking emotional but that's why justice and laws should be sort of removed motion you're right you're right you're right about no that was like i i agree with what you said yeah it's just it's fucking weird dude like so you are in theory in theory you're against hate crimes legislation because you're like murder is murder right well the hate crime hate crime laws are sort of they're they're correcting a flaw in the system that's

expressed through systemic racism if you're a black guy and you murder a white guy you're going to get the maximum penalty if you're a white guy and you're you murder if you're a white woman that murders a black guy you're probably not even going to go to jail unless are you hot unless that yeah if it's a hot white woman murders a black guy you're not get a reality tv show right exactly come on she's you know i mean if you didn't have hate crime laws and it wouldn't be equal sentencing i mean i kind of i mean

i mean i don't know man it's i i i don't i don't even really believe that like justice exists no it doesn't actually so i mean to say like oh well if we if we kill this person then we'll all feel better i mean we certainly want to society it might like alleviate some of the the pain or helping the grief process for the immediate family of whatever victim you know if it's a murder or whatever it's not benefiting society yeah i mean i don't really it does no no impact on crime rates right you know also you could just make their life horrible

like if they get that five dollar foot long that's torturing people but i just mean like you you're in prison for life it's shitty you know what i mean like it's not it's not a good outcome yep and you're getting that five dollars you get that five yes that's true about the foot long yeah i mean if you're like thinking about like efficacy of like any kind of punishment or whatever like really penal colonies work better than anything send them to australia yeah let them live don't you don't torture anybody you just say okay well

you can't be a member of our society so you can go live here here's there's some kind of infrastructure or whatever you know where we send them jersey there you go dude i think the larger point and i'm sure a lot of our fans are gonna love this is that the is that racism is being has been used oh fuck it i'm done i don't i mean i don't want to get to look you have to do things like that because sometimes the show is not going to be funny specifically when we bring up to charleston right right we have to talk

about it this is a political show we are the reason you're not political to say that you're not political right now is is to is privilege that's privilege it's true you're privileged to say that you know you're if you're not posting if you're not retweeting uh woke accounts constantly and you're not politically active like i am by saying things on social media to get a bunch of likes being a political activist the way i am that's privilege it's actually it's privilege to not be a brand-building self-aggrandizing

you know i'm socialist hero stavis socialist and nick is chaos actor joker he fledger so that's where we're coming from i consider myself to be more of like the romulan school is rom he's the one who fucked up remiss no romulans well yes romulus romulus and remiss from roam from roam right roam origin oh they were sign these twins that fucked each other the ass in the world came all of italy yep the entire landmass is just right and actually the

come out of remiss's ass made sicily yeah and that's why the sirens are dark and gay you know you're part ass ass eggplant they're punished yeah yeah he put an eggplant in his ass dark olive i love this guy can you believe him i'm pot eggplant that's good yeah we gotta take a break i'm gonna do that okay okay well folks you know what time it is it's the underwear segment of the show nick mullen here for mack welden underwear the greatest underwear i've ever worn and certainly the only underwear you'll probably

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doing man's work i had to think for like three minutes work to do there's another wall that's got to come down yep we're gonna go back there after the show do him with some more depot more prop breath you go into the deeps yeah oh heck yeah you need more stuff there's some aviation snips yeah those we should get goggles too sheet uh sheet metal oh nice yeah with some aluminum studs oh cut through fuck dude i want to put up some shelves and shit in my room i want to mount the tv to my wall oh yeah i'm really trying to get the room

popping yeah i want to get it are you gonna do porno in the big tv in your course that's so sick and it's also red it's dim red i don't know if i could jack off to a big screen porno i don't it would feel wrong i'm used to it on phone screens right right right you know we beat off 11 inch so much computer it took a while to get adjusted but now we're adjusted now i can't go back yeah i think once you start that's like sort of although one time i you know it's fun so well i i actually tried it was too much

i uh and baltimore had an iMac i look um and i brag i put like four different pornos up in months and it was like way too much like the the you know the cock can only focus on so much it's true the cock brand the cock brain um nick is volcell so he's not part of this conversation yeah i'm punishing myself for getting fat by not jacking off that's one below 20 percent body fat again um yeah dude that's how i'm that's how i'm gonna lose weight

jizz first i'm gonna drain my heavy ass balls by beating off constantly and that should that should be like seven pounds yeah imagine having seven pound balls i don't have to imagine that's how much my balls way that sucks i'm sorry no it's good stuff thinks is fucking with fat and on a side now it's my balls he actually doesn't have gender um buddy he's like a kendo and then there's a there's a inflated stretch mark there is a oh can we can there is a generous helping of

body i got sorry nick i'm about to betray your trust but nick was a squatting today oh this is the worst thing that's ever happened what happened i don't know this tell me please this is so funny so nick's like talking to me and i'm like wait did you piss your pants and then because in the front of his pants we're just like covered in water and he's like no i didn't piss my pants like what the fuck is it we had to like work backwards it was a giant piss stain on my crotch and it's like i didn't

spill anything i took the height of the sink it's not like this the sink top could have been wet or something did your boyfriend piss on your dick no because it was because i was squatting like i was taking drywall screws out of the bottom of those like metal studs and i was squatting and my stomach was hanging onto my crotch you fat fuck you're undergut your undergut sweat sweat on his dick the middle of my stomach when i squat oh yes on his because the thing is i have way more hip mobility than the both of you because i'm because you are

way untrue i'm a jim yeah i can kick higher than you you can't do anything my hips actually you know my hips are a physical therapy from fucking rolling in tacos you mean first of all bitch it's from a football injury because i am an athlete i'm trying to open hole it was from it's from getting a sack on morgan state's field in 2007 white castle take it back i was joking around this weekend about getting a crave case but only using it for important business meetings

that's short of decor yeah with the ps4 that rules that is so awesome who's there to get this license for andre steakhouse how did you find solutions all right i'm andre cousins the ceo slash entrepreneur of andre steakhouse wait what's the new name of andre steakhouse you said it you said it when we were on a in the car it was so good the new name yeah yeah it was just oh fuck i forgot to oh scenario scenarios steakhouse yeah that's good intelligent donin solutions for the upscale casual

participator andre steakhouse one of my favorite yeah it's so good day one blaze dude they bring you like they have they have their own bloom and onion but they cut the onion in a way that it looks like someone tending their things like little calamari's oh yeah hell yeah damn that would be good god this is honestly such a fleshed out idea yeah you've thought of everything dude we gotta we gotta do andre steakhouse yeah i'm andre cousins found a ceo and entrepreneur

of andre steakhouse bringing intelligent designer intelligently designed dinners intelligently designed ambrosia for your tongue you know the desserts are called ambrosia andre steakhouse enticements situations let me get a steak situation uh porterhouse situation i want a steak now but i'm trying not to be a good boy i've relapsed hard man i haven't been a paleo warrior although today was a good day a drink of big fats i went i hit the gym

you know i'm saying well we hit the gym of of contract i hit the elliptical i did some damn fucking lat pulldowns because that's good for uh shoulder that's been injured in real sports i got a couple people DMing me about my shoulder well i have a torn labrum if anybody knows what to do for that i get DMs every time you guys like shoulders are complex you've got a DM every time i say every time you tell me something about working out i get DMs it's like nick is not true it's not true what he's telling you oh

shit you hear that i think they know what they're talking about whenever like when i said that my back hurt from from doing squats and you said no that's just your muscles like that's just the lactic acid and you know your muscles like getting stronger the thing is if you have like a disc injury no no it wasn't yeah no no no i didn't say i didn't slip it wrong and it's not it's not your spine it's you're probably your erectors or whatever or if you're squatting and you're not used to exercising you're taxing your lower back

more than your legs well if you're on r slash bodybuilding call into the show and let us know what we're getting wrong me i will be happy to argue oh my god this fucking ass i was just invited a correction the most annoying DMs of all time nick is seeking them bodybuilding retinas i engage with the with the DM corrections constant i know you love it yeah it's the same reason you love fucking customer service you claim to hate it but

there's there's a fire in you that i've only see when you're arguing with verizon or ups give those fucking jobs back to the indians americans should not be answering phones yeah anytime i fucking i call a customer service line and you'd fucking it's you know uh hello this is tracy fucking piece of shit i'm just thinking about you the bumper stickers on a shitty car the fucking stupid family it's not when it's like hello my name is computer printer

what is the problem with your macintosh i'm like thank god printer let me tell you i've had it up to here with these fucking white people white people white people god damn natural call center i i gotta say numbers to get you atnt had a not the sweetest old black woman of all time she hemmed me right up dude she fucking took care of cell phone she took care of the old data plan she fucked up what were they telling you is wrong they said that when i said my back hurt from doing deadlifts and you said no that's fine

that's just your muscles recovering they said you're wrong well they don't have enough information hurt from it could be said that if i hurt my bed i shouldn't be deadlifting and having my back hurt the next day like that really i thought it doesn't supposed to stretch out your lower back it does if it works your lower back my works your whole posture your chain to deadlift there's no way that because you're deadlifting what 95 pounds i was there lifting my body like so 95 pounds you're not you're gonna slip a

disc with that fucking weight you're right you're right you have enough strength and sorry you're right damn you beat him into submission instantly sorry you had so much you were so happy to tell him he was wrong and then you have nothing to go back with i just said that people are saying this is a trump tactic people yeah everyone's saying it people are saying that is a good tag i gotta give him that one that is a good that is great sides did wrong stuff that's right people with dmg did wrong stuff i even may have said something

not so good you know but hey it's okay when i make a mistake because i do it in a different way the way they do it we were talking today about how he does that lean with his shoulder he does that gay lean he put he pushes one shoulder into his chin but he always inhales when he does yes you know and it's like which is like the he's always pouting too he looks like he's trying to lead al Pacino in the room to have sex silk road

the jet like in fucking Carlitos way get into the apartment if you can gail i want you so bad gail that's the the vibe well you guys know my theory about his neck does look like a pussy being a repressed homosexual your neck looks like a pussy your neck looks like a pussy a second i think it's taking the fucking thing to get him on the pussy anyways somebody recommended me for my shoulder it's my shoulder always fucking hurts yes but then again shoulders are

complex there's many things yes i'm doing uh supine grip high rep barbell rows okay rather than lap pull down what's a supine grip is when your hand is super supine oh like under nation and then okay lat so wait the overhand barbell rows you have the ball bar really yeah yeah oh i could see that don't work your lat yeah rows rows and lats lat pull downs is what the pt guy told me to do yeah with that i and this is this is bullshit and this is just me guessing but i

would imagine the row would be better for you and lat pull down because there's less scapula perhaps i don't know but uh it doesn't hurt when i do lat pull downs i think it's a specific tear i have yeah it's it's just overhead shit free weights let's put it this way i hope it gets worse for you that's why would you say that that's very rude and i'm your friend and you should go for the best for me no i think you deserve to have a why a disease why well we'll prevent the burgers from reaching your mouth

i could i could eat a left burger with my left hand no fucking problem are you kidding the cane shoulders you have to drink everything through a crazy yeah then i'm drinking milkshakes you fucking idiot and every for every meal yeah fucking drink more of those green smoothies that's sure gave up on i'm back in today i had a nice one i'm sure you just make custard in that bite i love custard for real i can't even front i fucking love a gallon of custard i had here's what i had it's eggs and cream and sugar

um it's delicious um uh what the fuck was i gonna say oh here's the smoothie i had today very healthy uh kale spinach red red swiss chard a green apple what's red swiss chard it's with the red so red stem it's got different nutrients according to some doctor from i watched a youtube video about uh a fucking a little avocado carrot a tomato okay interesting and some coconut milk i want to learn how to make v8 at home is it aren't the ingredients on the label yeah but is it is it

it's a it's in other spices and shit ah you need this for portions you can figure it out brother yeah i believe in you v8 sucks my dick though as a juice i pretend i'm drinking a cocktail i'm having a bloody marry then i'm back back drinking again put a put a celery stalk in there and i love that v8 is nothing but salt but you can drink it and you're like yeah it's healthy i'm going to heaven this is veggies i'm gonna go to the get through the pearly gates for drinking this delicious vitamin drink this shit's not good the v8

sweet splash the v8 splash that's like all sugar he does when i drink it it's splashing because it's delicious yeah that one was like v8 was like look only old people drink this right how do we get kids to drink uh vegetables oh we just take the vegetables out of it yeah we just make Kool-Aid and cool v8 splash sunny d with a little bit of spinach in it or something it fucking rocks how about summy d summy dick so okay yes summy d summy d summy d

summy d summy d hey baby hey baby i'm summy d summer d suck my d summer d is a good is a good old black guy's nickname summy d i'm summy d he he hibernates he's only around for the summer oh that's cool you know i'm kind of working on him but yeah all right well let's workshop that and bring it back he's got silk shirts with but they're the fake burberry print so let's get to sobs grease trip let's stop what presents toilet seats at andrew's day hell yeah hell yeah you just dry your hands on a pair of fuzzy dice

that one that one that's too old that's like fuzzy fuzzy dice is like a hot rod guy thing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no hot rod guys are also into those like hot rod white guys yeah so what presents are you getting us in greece i already actually do have a couple ideas but i'm not gonna tell you come on i don't like surprises you know what we can we don't have to talk about it right now dude i i still got a thing i got time before i leave i got my friend a good present for his birthday it's a life straw so like it's like

this straw you could drink like literally puddles on the street it's kind of like a mini clean filter in the middle of what yeah yeah yeah what the fuck really yeah it's sick right what if you put a good gift wait really it would actually clean it yeah max literally cleaned his hands today on a puddle in the street it was disgusting what yeah did you drink it no but if you had the life straw he could have done it you're telling me i could drink a puddle and it's clean yeah i don't believe i don't believe that technology exists you could drink out of toxic waste treatment

no a toilet it's called the life straw dude i mean maybe if you're gonna die but why the fuck would you drink that if you live in a city um well if you know how much does it cost uh i think like 20 bucks 25 bucks i don't believe about the wife straw and you can suck your wife's pussy juice yes nice and it turns it into another younger woman oh it makes it taste like it's fresh 45 years do you think old pussy juice tastes different probably tastes uh like like a fine wine aged lead in it

lead because of all the lead paint women born before 1984 they all got lead interesting i don't think it's an age thing i think it's person to person i've tasted a wide range of pussies and i think i think a person's pussy taste probably stays relatively the same personally before i engage in sex i i make a woman sign a consent agreement form and then i secretly record the entire counter and then i do a ph test on her vagina to make sure that it's the right consistency that i've read about in this

fac i got on irc we call it how to have sex and if it's not the right ph you sewer right if everything checks out then i uh you know i attached the shop factor of vagina and run it for 45 minutes to make it tighter then i stick it in come immediately slowly dissolve her body in the bathtub that's a lot of uh legals sex according to the fact that's a pretty cool ascii art in the top up close picture of a pussy made out of x's and

apostrophes oh nice oh is that what that that's what asked that's what those are called ascii ascii art you ever see that yeah yeah it's all it's all it's all it's images made out of yeah characters i remember the first time i saw that i was like nice i was like this is pretty cool ascii art you know this is the future what about ascii art guys what about ass fuck art shout out to woodgears.ca that's an ascii art yeah that's your guy that's i love that dude matias wendell yeah max uh he was talking to max about him today

yeah matias woodworker that nick he's an autistic man that nick was from denmark or something from canada his video of him get this his autism he loves woodworking and one of the things he's made is an air raid sign yes perfect that's that oh we've talked about that guy yeah yeah you know you have to repeat yourself on on a on a podcast that's true that's the way to keep it popular is you have one or two good bits early on and you just keep saying them over and over again and that's when people keep coming back

hi guys don't want to hear anything new absolutely not just play the hits yep that's right you know who's that who's that it's the police coming to a rest stop for robbing the entomans fact wearing a cookie i had no i had a coupon there was no limit on the coupon oh you didn't you didn't want to you didn't want to fucking uh you know um i tried to honor it from target the other night and i got caught really yeah i was buying on one of those like uh lightning to headphone adapters you know and like ran my card and

then the screen just went blank and the woman put it in the bag and just walked away so i walked away from the cash register and i got like five feet and she's like sir it did not go through and you didn't get a receipt i'm like well your fucking machine's broken and she walked away what the fuck yeah yeah she gave you the bag the employee i was like then you fucking do it then because i did it and the screen just went blank well you should do what i do and just put it up your ass and walk out yeah wearing a gratch out marks mask you don't have any fucking

other men's penises adam stole from target oh yeah that's what i do i go to the bathroom at target and then i steal steal steal they're coming in my adam's been kidnapping children by curbing fucking little girls and boys into his ass there's this strong gust of wind what the fuck is that noise is that Kirby is that Kirby from the video game Kirby you hear

Kirby's sucking noise Kirby was a ghost no he's like a federal pink guy yeah i don't think that's really a story i mean there's no story with any of those characters Kirby especially they're like Kirby's the most yeah oh that's you because early on it was like you had like nine pixels on the screen to work with so you're like yeah this was just a dot there's a lot of video games like that mm-hmm the seven up dot oh yeah yeah seven up what is that the soda seven up you fucking idiot

it was it was it was in a it was in a video game yeah well there was yeah there was a seven up dot game no yeah there was yeah for a regular nintendo yeah there was a seven up dot game really and you just make a dot what do you do i think so i don't know you just don't know mario i loved that slice of pizza for pizza i don't remember that he's a talking slice of oh yeah i remember that man pizza hut what a fuck what about hamburger help her glove man that's weird that's good i like that's

a weird mask that's weird i was into the him but i never had hamburger helper and i was mad yeah my mother never did i asked my mom and she said that's for non-juice really weird thing to say not often but i remember my mom getting the beef stroganoff hamburger helper when i was a kid beef stroke me off like this is the fucking best yeah we never had it off is like one of the most like comforting dishes you could eat i think i've only had it once in my life yeah a little bowtie little bowtie noodles i love bowtie

beef stroganoff is amazing i want to make me some i want some for dinner i'm hungry fuck i'm hungry beef stroke i gotta fry up some chicken fry no you gotta go to your county calories okay okay not like in deep fry we got to go to home depot bro yeah we got to go home depot we got work to do we got to take out that other wall i gotta bring the charger for my fucking sawzall for your sawzall yeah sova and are gonna lock fingers hold hands the rest of this episode pretty yeah how does that make you feel

nice left out what if we i hope i die soon yeah me too i've been kind of stressed i've been all right since i stopped drinking coffee having that one cup of coffee i feel great haven't had you just had one yeah i'm just i'm like a performance answer for the podcast you on the show i copy from whoa i've stolen the the diet nutrition pennyboard shit what's that do you ride a little escape board now i'm gonna get really you don't smoke big like loose

you don't smoke you don't smoke loud loose doesn't smoke where he does oh my god he's constantly smoke sweet that guy strikes me as like a not smoking weed guy oh my ass during during a skankfest i was like how's it going he's like great weed hot women what an eighth grade answer before we're adults before you know before you've ever kissed a woman or smoked weed that's what you say great weed hot girls yeah we we were like the night the night we did that one night or in detroit i was just like doing blow with

david smith and then louis yeah louis was hitting it too we did like the entire bag in like an hour hell yeah up in like four hours later oh nice hell yes louis is just smoking weed and at one point he was completely naked hell yeah yeah it was a weird night why was he naked i don't know to be funny he's not certain what does cock look like i don't know he's in shape now but he was a massive yeah i remember that he was he looked fucking he was weird

yeah louis bounces around man yeah he goes back and forth he's up and down i'm the same way he too i guess that's why me and louis get along similar body types yeah nutrition styles yeah both podcasters sure both porto reek and rattlesnakes you know retired that title to be the clown prince of the all right yeah i still me and adam are still porto reek and rattlesnakes i think my my new name is uh i i like blades a lot oh yeah yeah after bringing all my sawzall blades mullin and nick referred to

bringing his sawzall is bringing his blades i remember on the on the group thread i'm gonna come over with my blades and i was like we have a sawzall here he's like then i'm not coming yeah i mean there's no reason for me to be there if you already have a sawzall but as we found out today two sawzalls two sawzalls yeah all right let's go let's go do some prop shit all right good night folks