The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. P02 – Hot Flashes

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

CHICAGOLAND @ ZANIES ROSEMONT JAN 20-21 SALT LAKE CITY @ WISEGUYS JAN 26-28

And and we're off and we're off and tonight. We're gonna party like it's 2023 Welcome to the future ladies and gentlemen, it's Adam Friedland and Nick Mullen This is the Adam Friedland show podcast. Is that correct? This is the Adam Friedland show podcast We are back. We're back from our winter From the holidays. I was in The dark continent the heart of darkness. I was in Africa. I Was in South Africa I was visiting my grandmother a nice time

What you did a couple people that liked their show thank you for everyone that shouted Shout out the show when I was there. Adam was proud of this. He said it was mostly black black women be pop be by Bopok but pox the Poc, but no, but what boo the walks. Yeah. You know what? The walks. I believe they're called. We took a week off from the show. I don't know. I don't remember how to do this. No way. I don't. I don't. What do you mean? You got broadcasting in your blood baby girl. Maybe I should take the headphones off here. Yeah take them off. We got a lot going on. We've missed a lot. We missed a, there was a January 6th in Brazil. Right up top. Thanks everyone who came out

to San Jose on New Year's. It was good to see you all. I will be in Tampa this weekend and then at the end of the month, if you go to my website, mall.dog slash live dash shows. I am in Salt Lake City at the end of January at whatever the club in Salt Lake City is. You know, move those tickets, folks, please. And then what? What? Oh no. You had one more thing I thought you were about to hear. Oh no. Yeah. Salt Lake City. Please come out. Let me see what the exact date is here. Okay. 26 to the 28th, Salt Lake City at Wise Guy's Comedy Club. I will be there. That's all. That's, you're definitely going to want to check on Nick. And also if you're in the Chicago land area, Rosemont, Illinois, January 20th,

21st, I will be there. That is next weekend. I need to, we need to sell them ticks, baby boys and baby, baby Jarls. And then I'm going to be at helium and Philly the following weekend, January 26th through the 28th. And then the Pittsburgh Improv in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, February 3rd through the 4th. We're going to be doing some live Russian roulette on stage. Yeah. Dear Hunter's style. I got to get a little document. I should have done this before we started. I'm panicking because I forgot my credit card at a restaurant four days ago and I called and they said they had it and then I forgot that it was there again. So what are you panicking about? Well, I'm hoping they still have it. I hope they didn't

give me a deadline before they throw it away. I don't think it would have been for use it for purchases. What if they went to Costco and bought a bunch of oatmeal? Oat milk or oatmeal? Oatmeal. Yeah. I don't know. That would be a disaster now. All right. We got a lot of things we got to talk about this week. A lot has happened. A lot has happened. It's been a while. You guys missed. I went to Africa. I went to my own Africa. I saw Avatar 2, The Way of the Water and we'll get into that a little bit later. Yeah. A lot of people have been in my DMs telling me to go back to Africa. I went back. Yeah. And now I am back in the United States. But there's a lot of big things. I guess it should be

bring up the funniest thing happening this week. Folks, sexual assault is back. That's how you know the pandemic's over because people are getting canceled. People are raping. People that we got a backlog of three years of pandemic rapes and now the chickens have come home to roost. Yeah. What is roosting? I think it's when they sit their fat asses on those eggs. What does that mean when the chickens come home to roost? It's when the when the hose sit on the farm. The farmer's been out roost raping chickens and then after the pandemic they come home and they're like. Is that what roosting is? I believe so. Well, the fellas are getting roosted. The Comedy Central roost of, you said, you say the guy's name. I don't

know him. He's your friend. He's not my friend. You were like, this guy's so cool, dude. He's a comedian. Louis CK. I think he's I was big kind of Louie. No, not Louie. Say, we've had a lot of like near. We almost got Kanye on the show before he said the swastika is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. We were very close. And now we, yes, I think we can say who the fuck cares. We were almost, we were before we had Jean DeNapoli on the show. We had someone cancel and that person is in the news. Yeah. Why are we afraid to say it? We used to be, we used to be unafraid to take, you know, those guys will say anything. Now we're like, I don't know. Now we have rent or something. Now we're, I would never

say anything. What are you talking about? I would do racist voices. That's not saying anything and racist words. I'm doing literally, I've spent the last six years doing Looney Toons 1940s Looney Toons level comedy. I stopped popping off about anything. You were doing like, uh, yeah, like, have you heard a fucking word for me about the vaccines? You know how I feel about that shit? I haven't said a word. You have not said a word. I've not. Yeah. I spent the last two years keeping my mouth zipped up. Yeah. That's what I call unique terms of service. Mullen. Yeah. I used to be, I guess. Yeah. You were doing a, you're doing some goofy, like, uh, anti-Japanese, anti-German cartoons. I'm basically Elmer

Fudd. I'm not fucking, I'm not. All right. Yeah. So we, well, I don't know. I don't know if it's necessary to say we were going to have that fell on the show, but no, you were all happy about it. I wasn't happy about it. I was happy. We were trying to find a guest. You were like, I'm texting him and he's so cool. I didn't actually, and I got his number and said he was, he was going to come on the show and then he never responded because he had to, I didn't even know who he was. I didn't even know who it was. I was just wanting to brand and word old sneaker friends. Yeah. It's one of these zoomers that gets famous for wearing sneakers. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, wait, we can talk about it. So talk

about it. So you're the, see Adam Friedman. It's your thing. It's the thing that you've been reading about for the last three days. I've been reading about it for different reasons because I didn't know who the guy is and I'll get into my fascination. I didn't really know who the guy is either. Except you text with him all the time. I don't text with him all the time. Someone I know knows him and he said he would come on the show. What's the name? He did not respond to my reply and say, are you down to shoot tomorrow? What's the name of his program? Don't be afraid. Why don't you say the name? Because it's the Adam Friedland show. So what? That I have to say. You have to take the lead. You have to, this

is center left. It's the time for you to do center left. So okay. Yeah. I guess we can go on the record and say we were going to have this guy. Say his name. What do you mean? Say his name. I kind of forgot his name. No, you didn't. What's his name? You say his name. Andrew. Andrew what? Coonanon. No, say his name. Yeah. We're going to have the guy Callan. We're going to have him on the show. There you go. Yeah. And we weren't neither of us really knew who he was, but we knew that he had a lot of heat. He had a lot of clout. I didn't know anything. I didn't really know anything either. Yeah. No, I thought when they said he was a street journalist, I thought he was one of those kids that's

like, would you let your girl run train for $500,000? I'll get into it now. I thought he was one of those. This is the thing that blew me. I thought he was one of those guys with the cell phone. It's like, would you, would you watch your girl get trained? I'm so fucking out of here. Someone run train. I'm out of the loop. I had no idea. I thought this was a guy that did like wacky man on the street. I thought it was J walking. I thought he was doing. I thought it was Billy on the street. Yeah. Right. So now there's all this, who's also been accused of, there's all this hullabaloo about, you know, a little, you know, whatever he did. I don't know. I don't give a shit, but I'm reading the reactions

and seeing these like, this is the thing. I have no idea who any streamers are. I didn't know. I know Hassan. I know Hassan. Yeah. That's the only streamer that I know. Because I've had maybe one or two conversations with a guy, you know, and I know, I know R Kelly. He's another type of streamer, but that's the golden stream. He is a streamer, but I don't consume any of this YouTube, zoom or culture stuff. Yes. Because I'm old. And I, like I said, I thought this was just a comedy guy and the reactions from some of these children saying that they've lost the greatest journalist of their lifetime. And I'm like, was this guy doing something I was not aware of? And so I watched some of these videos and it's like

what? He says nothing. What, what do they think? Journalism? I don't understand. Yeah. What is journal? Maybe it's making us seem really old. Yeah. Well, that's because I think a lot of our fans are probably really into that shit too. It's the principal skinner thing where it's like, no, it's the children. I'm going to assume that I'm wrong. And I don't know what quote unquote, these are, this is an expression. I know what this hip-hop music is all about. This is a phrase I've seen numerous times in relation to this guy. Old breaking journalism. What does he do though? He just interviews like fat people and ugly people. But it's not even interviews. It's just like a bunch of cuts

of like going up to like somebody wearing fireworks in a Donald Trump hat and they're like would like say something. And then of course it's fucking insane because they're like a living Facebook meme. Yeah. And then, and then, but even then it's like the reaction as if this is an unseen part of American culture and not something that's been drilled down our fucking throats for the last four years as this dangerous threat, right? That somebody's a fucking aunt on Facebook. Yeah. Interviewing mentally handicapped people has been like something that's been going on for a very long time, but they're not even mentally handicapped people. Are they? Well, I don't know. Yeah, probably not. No, they're just

Donald Trump. He's right. He's just interviewing like basically bumper stickers. Yeah. He's going up to somebody in a parking lot with a bunch of fucking bumper stickers and say, Hey, what's all this about? And they're like, Oh yeah, fucking Obama's a lizard person. And then people are like, Wow, a dark side of American society as if not like what the entire world's impression of us is. Yeah, right. You know what I mean? That's just an avatar for that's not a dart. You know what? We don't think we are. Look, and I'm sorry, not to make this about me, but you know what a dark side of American culture is? Go off the hermit crab for thank you so much. Thank you. The people on the. Thank you. That's who knew

about that before my quote unquote ground. You broke that journalism. You broke that. They were just doing that on the internet. It's fucking and you did a journalism. Oh, it's nuts. People are like, Oh, well, he made this documentary about January 6. Wow. I haven't heard anything about January 6. Well, my girlfriend, she's never acting like he did spotlight. She said she watched it and she said, by the way, she wouldn't have watched it had she not heard that he was accused of sexual assault. I think it was good, probably good press for them. But she said she watched it and she said he didn't even go to January 6. Yeah. He didn't show up because he got COVID aerial pink did the friend of the show friend of the show.

Aerial pink was there. Yeah. Best friend of the show. He was there. John Mouse was there. Aerial pink was taking shots at Callahan on. What was he saying? I don't know. He tweeted at somebody. He's like, Oh, where's your boy Andrew? No, but like you were saying yesterday and my brought it up to me yet. She was like, there was one good part where a guy was like, Hillary Clinton's a pedophile and then he like looked up and you saw that the guy was a pedophile. But like you were saying yesterday, like this guy, like he was also, well, everybody made that point, but everyone made that point. Okay. Yeah. It's like the, so what this guy's saying Joe Biden's a pedophile. First of all, but by that logic, he would also think that

Joe Biden was a pedophile. Yeah. But also too, it's like, or I don't know if this guy's accused of pedophilia. I haven't even looked into it. I don't even think that's really how projection works. Yeah. It's like, this guy might, that's not what projection is. This guy might hate something about himself. So when he recognizes it truthfully in other people, he also doesn't like that, but that doesn't mean that Joe Biden's not a pedophile. That means in fact, in fact, what this guy, we're also not saying he is what this guy is, this Q and on guy at the end, it's the pedophile or whatever. He's basically, he's the movie black hat, you know, where like the FBI gets the best hacker in the world,

who's also sexy and knows how to fight. Right. This guy is like, if who fucking like, if I want to be like, who in this room is a garbage man? You know who I'd ask my friend who's a garbage man? I would say, I would say just based on your instinct, who else do you think would be a garbage man? So like projection or whatever you want to call it is a pretty useful tool. Sure. So if I wanted to know who in government is a pedophile, who I would want making those accusations more than anybody is this weird old man that had sex with an eight year old boy. Was that what that guy did? That's what I saw in that clip. Who knows? Yeah. Oh my God. It is very funny that he always came on the show. Yeah. So it's weird

because I got, you know, I don't really pay attention to this stuff, but I just got so sucked into it. Seeing people act like fucking like they compare him to Hunter S. Thompson. Like Gonzo journalism. Yeah. Like, oh, like he was like fear and loathing on the campaign trail. Yeah. But he also didn't go to January six. He's just a guy that just doesn't turn his phone off. I don't understand. Yeah. Listen, we're trying to make a nice center left. Not for nothing, but this is a, this is bred zoomers probably don't know this. This is how people used to treat Tim Pool during Occupy. Everyone was like, Tim, Tim pool. Yeah. Everyone makes fun of that guy now. Yeah. Everyone hates him now for five minutes. People were respecting

all that guy. You were reading a really good one off that Reddit yesterday. I told you the screenshot. Oh yeah. We just got to read these comments. This is fucking insane. Like the thing that we're reacting to here is, is the reaction to it, which is, which is truly entertaining, which is not only truly entertaining, it's groundbreaking journalism. The journalism that this is actual journalism is just documenting these fucking 12 year olds response. What do they say? This is from the Reddit. All of this falling apart like this is on you. We had a good thing. You stupid son of a bitch. We had Saddam. What the fuck that is? We had, we had HBO. We had Saddam Hussein. A side dam. Is that maybe that's one of the other

guys in the fuck. I don't fucking know. We had HBO. We had everything we ever needed. It all ran like clockwork. You could have shut your mouth, made content, made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your dick and your ego. You and your dick. You just had to be the man. If you'd done your interviews, left girls alone, we all be fine right now. I mean, this is insane. It's insane. Yeah. Oh my God. It's so sad, honestly. Like, what do these people think? Yeah. I guess that's, I mean, now I gotta check again. You got me back into it. We got to go. We just got to read these comments the entire episode. Channel

five. Nick was just sitting here reading these to me yesterday and I was dying. Yeah. I mean, I just, I don't get it. I thought it was called all gas, no breaks. Yeah. There's a lot of people that are like, I can't believe this. I bought all of the t-shirts. Oh, they did the merch drops. Yeah. I guess that's how our guys act. No, we're not doing journalism. I don't know. But nobody's regretted buying my t-shirts. Yeah. I guess people like the t-shirt. People have regretted thinking come town was ever funny, which that's fine. Yeah, whatever. That's the nature of humor is that it's ephemeral. No, the nature of liking anything is like, oh, that was gay. I never actually liked it. Yeah. Because it

imbues narrative. Of course. The crux of all this parasocial thing is that it is impossible to consume somebody from a distance as entertainment and not expect narrative arcs that are inculcated into people for millennia. So that's why you always want to see a triumph and then a downfall or whatever. That's a narrative. No one wants to see it consistent. I don't think it's based on any kind of maliciousness in people that want to see people fail. It's that they want a story. You know what I mean? But then after the downfall, they want the phoenix rising from the ashes. Maybe sometimes. They want the return to Jesus moment. Well, I guess that's how you get that with like, I mean, you know, who's very good at that is the right.

That happens all the time. It's like, well, I guess it's like liberals that just like rehabilitate people. But remember when because they did with like Glenn Beck, sort of kind of like he got glasses. He put glasses with the lens glasses. People like, oh, he thinks he can make a time machine. So they're like, actually, you remember Glenn Beck, that crazy bastard? Yeah. He actually thinks Donald Trump is is the funniest. The funniest of all of them was when they did it with Sean Spicer, who is like has no political utility whatsoever. Yeah, he was a nobody. He's fucking no. He was just some loser. He was the end of the bench. Yeah, right. He was like one of the three guys that would work with Trump. Yeah.

And then they did the Sean Spicer welcome to the team. They were like, actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's just people wanting to cancel merchandise. So people people are mad. They bought a hoodies. Yeah. That's wild, dude. Yeah, I don't even really understand what a streamer is. Does this song just do that all day long? First of all, this is all Hassan's fault for being too sexy. Literally. That's I mean, I kind of feel what you're saying. No, literally, because like Hassan and look, I don't have a problem with son. I don't consume any of his content. I don't really know anything about him. I don't know how to. We've had two or three. I know how to see on Twitter. It's

also whatever. Yeah, the guy's sexy. So that's that's the way the world is a piece of ass. That's the way the world works. Attractive people get to do whatever they want. And you just feel good for them. Yeah, you're like, go up. That's yeah, that's it. But you like it. Look, Hassan will attract all of these people to think all you have to do is the politics and then you can reach that level and you can't. You're just going to be a different kind of rapist. Right? I mean, Hassan will never get Hassan could probably actually rape somebody and not get canceled. Because who's going to regret fucking that guy? No, it's impossible. Nobody's going to ever look at that guy and be like, Oh, what did I do?

I mean, it's just not going to happen. With his strong arms, right? He could rape. He could rape somebody had two guns to their head. Fucking just two nickel plated 45s to their head, just fully raping them with a knife and saying, no, the entire time. And then Hassan will be like, yeah, so I'll call you later. Okay. Wow. His son likes me. Yeah. The problem is when you try to do the politics, but you don't look like that. You don't look like that. That's the problem. Tim Pool is that guy looks like shit. Yeah. Well, I don't think Tim Pool raped. I'm just saying, I'm just saying he'll get celebrated. But listen to it. You're not sexy enough to like be bulletproof. The only two bulletproof sexy

men in America are probably Hassan and Donald J. Trump. Yeah. Yeah. Donald Trump just acts like a black guy. Did you rape somebody? He's like, let me put this straight to you. I get pussy. I get pussy. No, we were talking about that the other night. I remember they tried to cancel. I don't know if I want to say his name because he's my friend. So like how many women did you rape? And he's like seven, bitch. He doesn't care. He just doesn't care at all. Really? Yeah, that happened. Yeah. Wow. That's how the sellers a couple years ago. Was it? Did he do that as a bit? That would be a good defense. He does. Everything is a bit. I don't know. He doesn't, you know, that would be a if there was like one real

accusation and then you're like, actually, it's been thousands. You just diluted with a bit. Yeah. But really, I can't. I cannot believe this fucking this journalism. These kids are so mad. Yeah. Oh, there's people that want to kill themselves over. They want to do the what? And they think he's like Walter Cronkite or something. Yeah. People like, oh, can you separate the art from the artist? What art? What fucking art? Well, it's actually it's even easier. I mean, I don't even know. Maybe it is art artistic or something. Yeah. Well, no, it's like, it's like, I don't know if I can watch fucking Sham Wow commercials anymore. Oh, because that guy got beat by a process. This is like, yeah, just this passive

garbage that you just sort of, you know, whatever that guy, that guy's mugshot was the best. The Sham Wow man. He's Israeli, right? I think so. Some sort of it. Some sort of Israelite. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. I mean, that's the I think you're onto it, though. That's the main lesson here is like we can't. We just got to let hot people cook. Yeah. That's how it was forever. Yeah. Throughout millennia. They just let hot people do whatever they wanted. Right. And that was the system that all of society agreed upon. Yeah. Or of an ugly deranged like, you know, Monarch, right? That forced everyone to say he was hot. They're like, okay, that's just the rule. I don't know. Am I being Curtis Yavin or whatever?

I'm saying that we need like just a busted ass Monarch to tell us what to do. Yeah. You're soon you're going to start dressing like the life is good guy. I love his rebrand, whatever this thing he's doing now. What is it? I don't know. He got like dumb sunglasses. Oh my God. Yeah. Dude, I yeah, we just like, here's the thing folks, the kids like they really, you just need to go on YouTube and you just need to put in Jay Leno, Jay walking and just understand that great journalist journalism has been done before in the past. People went on the street and they got people to say wacky things. All the best good journalism is fictional. Like what? The movie, the insider. Is that not true? I don't think it's based on a true

thing. I mean, I guarantee it's definitely pimper than what happened in real life. Sure. That's what I mean. Yeah, I know what you mean. Okay. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just watch. What's it? What's Al Pacino's character's name in that movie? I don't know. Like he's based on a real guy whose name is like Leo Blank Fine or something. Yeah. He was Noah Colwin's professor. Yeah. There's no way that guy in real life is anywhere close to Al Pacino. No way. There's no. No, it's just an old ugly Jew. All right. We could do a story about cigarettes. I was around in the sixties in Berkeley. Right. I was a radical and now I work for 60 minutes. Yeah. Then you get the movie version of it's

like, I make the news motherfucker. The news. And it's like, yeah, I don't think that's how that guy was or is. Yeah. Just watch movies guys. Yeah. That's the answer. Just watch movies. Watch all the presidents man. Watch the Adam Friedland show. Watch the Adam Friedland show. We got to figure out how we're getting this next episode out. I know. Well, we'll we'll just do. Well, we'll talk about it. Well, I guess. Yeah. We'll give you guys a little quick update. Yeah. I got back on Sunday. The studio is now fucking completely disassembled and being put back together. Yeah. We're doing. So we are happy. We've been we've been making do with lights. We got it. We can't say the name, but we had the reason. We cannot say

the name. We can't say the name, but the reason things got kicked down the can got kicked down the road so long is because we got lights for free. Yes. And we accidentally and then we accidentally said who sent us the lights and then the man who did it was fired. Yes. We lost this job. We feel we feel really bad about it. We feel terrible about it. We really do feel terrible about it. And then yeah, and shout out to him. They're also going to send lab lights and stuff like like 20 grand more to stuff. But then I guess that didn't happen. So we had to wait to see if that was going to happen. And then we ended up having to purchase it on our own. And then we got to set up a little like a basically like a

control room. So there's a thing we weren't doing the entire time, but we need to need to be doing live switching during the interviews to make it easier on the only way for us to actually be able to do the show because the fucking production turnaround after we put these episodes out is just not sustainable. Yeah, it takes takes. We had to hire two editors and then just like do final pass throughs. And I was up till three all three episodes the night before they dropped. Yeah, just like with the editor, which is which is very fun to do. It's just like how it feels like the news, baby. Yeah, we just got to figure out how we can do that every single week in a way that, you know, also like, you know,

we have to go tour and stuff. Yeah. But yeah, that should be that should be, I guess, you know, we got Dave and the guy out here wrapping this up. And then yeah, that control room thing should be done. And then we have a talent book or hired. And then I guess as a stop gap, we should do more like iPhone stuff. We'll do that. Yeah, we'll just make. Now that I know that you can be a groundbreaking journalist just by just by asking someone if they would let their girl have have someone run train on their girl for $5,000. Is that what he asked? No, but have you seen these tick tocks? Which is like black teenagers like with the iPhones with doing man on the street. And they just ask the stupidest questions

or like, would you get for $5,000? Watch your girl have, watch a people run and train on your girl. And they're like, I would, I would sit there. I would have popcorn. They they're a very funny video. So that guy said he did a parody of those. That was very funny. Shout out to him. He will be at helium with me on in two weekends time. And our friend of the show, Caleb Pitts will be with me for the Chicago people. He will be at Zaini's Rosemont and he will also be in Pittsburgh with me. And he's a very funny comedian. So we will be whatever. I was saying that what they should do is HBO should just reshoot the documentary and use a fat woman. Yeah, just word for word. Yeah, it should be a fat fat woman should

get the opportunity that was taken from her. What's that? That fat woman should get the opportunity that was probably taken. Oh, that was taken from me. I mean, that is the lesson here, I think. Yeah. That that they wanted to actually do a January 6 documentary where they don't actually end up going to January 6. But it was stolen from them. Do you think streamers are happy? It can't be. It can't be a way to live. I don't care how much money you're making. It cannot be have to sit every single day. You can't live that way. Yeah. It must be insane. Yeah. I mean, it's like a very hot off to the computer all day long. It's basically a high paying customer service call center job. It's literally that's what

it is. And then the chat is like going insane. Yeah, constantly. And then like if you make a mistake, then like you're like constantly seeing all the comments coming up where like and then like that must be fucking stressful to yeah, where people are like where people are like address the allegations. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're just seeing thousands of messages streaming past you. I don't know. And also it's just like for us when we were doing come town, I mean, we're like, we made a joke about that about how it was like the laziest thing in the world. It's right. It's completely these people are working a hundred hours a week. This you can put up. You forget about it. You can just pretend it doesn't

fucking exist. You know, no, it's it's your life. Yeah. Come on. I never look, you know what I mean? Like if you go look, no, I don't know. You know, it's like feedback positive or negative. It's just you're going to get in your head about it no matter what. We had to learn that lesson. Yeah. Well, I think everybody else. I think if you make shit, that's out in the public. Yeah. But yeah, to be have no separation from it. No, there's just a can you imagine right now? There's just a fucking stream, a chat stream. I honestly wish people just saying in. I wish I hadn't stopped doing stand up like for years and years because you go do shows and it's nice. Even if you fucking just completely. Everyone's

nice. Everyone's nice. Everyone's nice. Everyone's fucking nice. Yeah. You know, and even if they're not nice, like you get some people want to say like weird internet stuff and then they feel pathetic. Well, it's not that they feel pathetic necessarily. It's just that like you're talking to a person. So you're like, Oh, this is just some guy. You know what I mean? Right? It's just like this guy, you know, he's going to go home and feed his cat, you know, and then jack off before bed. Right. Jack off before bed. Just like you and me. Maybe have a sandwich. Yeah. Make himself a pee. Whatever. Yeah. And then fucking have boring conversations with his friends. And you know, so we all just come in, come

in a late 20 minutes, come to work 20 minutes late. We're all just waiting until it becomes undeniable that that myocarditis that unsolved unexplained deaths that are occurring all over the world. Massive excess deaths in the according to Nick according to Nick. Yeah. You know, until until that until we get just an admission that out from the Pfizer CEO who is basically just a fucking bad guy from no country for old men. Have you seen this fucking guy? Wait, he's Anton sugar sugar. Yeah, basically. He's got glasses on. Show me a pay. You got to listen to the way he talks. He's like, does it talk like this? Yeah, he's like, there's no guarantee that the vaccine will prevent transmission, but

we remain hopeful that it will. Really? Yeah. No, he's not American Spanish. He's Spanish. Yeah, but like Spanish Spanish, like the bad kind. Yeah, Espana. Yeah, he's bad kind. How the fuck did they like? How did they do that? You know what I mean? Like Spanish people came over here, raped a bunch of Native Americans, created Latinos. And now Latinos are a minority, but Spanish people are like, Oh, yeah, me too. We're still white. Yeah. No, no, they're not that they're still white. They kind of slide under just because they speak the same language. It's like, Oh, but they're the architects of the rape. Yeah. The ones that did it. They're they're white. They get away with not being white people

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then quietly Ted Nugent next to me, just nodding his eyes closed. Just being just fully in agreement with what I'm saying. Yeah. And that's what January six was all about, baby. Yeah. Nugent. Does the news go on Rogan? Yeah. Yeah. There's a clip. I don't know how many times I don't watch this show. There's a clip of him like talking about vegans, where he's like, if you want to be a vegan, you better be able to be prepared to kill every rabbit, every mouse, every frog, every turtle, every squirrel, every rat, every cat, every dog, every animal that will go on to the fields and damage the crops to make soybeans just so you can have a tofu burger. Fuck you. And then that's, that's where they, they clip.

I don't get that. I have no idea what you're saying. What is he talking about? I have no idea. He's like, when I kill, he's like, when I kill a deer, it's one arrow, one animal. Headshot. Yeah. Instant death. He's just bragging. Yeah. I shoot it from an electric guitar using one of the strings. I'm like jokes on you pal. That's exactly how I buy my produce. I go in there with a compound bow and I say, give me the papayas. Esmerelda, hand the papayas over now. And then she says, okay, please don't look at me. Just right through the, right through the dome. I kill her. Through her head into the papaya. And then I do a little shish kebab. Yeah. Yeah. A little Esmerelda papaya shish kebab. Yeah. Yeah. And you've

never been caught. No. They can't catch me. They can't. I'm the gingerbread man. That should be a fucking serial killer name. The gingerbread man. How about this for a serial killer name? Sorry. I thought I had it. I thought I had a job. I can't hear you. I'm not wearing headphones. Oh yeah. You're too cool for headphones now. No. You just put headphones that you didn't give me any. Good. What are you muttering to yourself over there? I don't know. I'm trying to find more. I'm trying to find recent tweets about this. Because I'm still trying to, like things get stuck in my craw when I can't figure out exactly how to articulate my frustration with something. Your frustration is with the kids that are

distraught because they thought that this guy was... It's more nuance than that. It's like the specificity of the language revolving around the thing. And it's like specific phrases and the way they say it. One of the most, like I saw somebody being like, he really showed, like he really had insight into US slash American culture. US slash American culture. Yeah. It was like US dash American culture. It's this new type of dumb guy trying to sound smart speaking that it departs from what I'm used to. It used to be the sort of the Latin thing. Or if you want to be racist, you make fun of the stereotypical, like, well, I'm trying to philosophize. There's a new type of reaching dumb guy talk

that's emerging. Where it's just like they're trying to sound smart, right? And they have a complete lack of self-awareness in the fact that they're... Self-awareness, but they're perhaps the dumbest, some of the dumbest people. Yeah, but they're not even... Bottom 10 percent. They're not even using big, unnecessary words. Like, I do that. US slash American. I'm an old school type of dumb guy that pretends to be smart, right? Right. Which is how. I use words like obsidian. Or... Is that like a rock? It's a type of rock. Yeah. Nice. And I bring that up all I'm tired of your obsidian... Attitude. Attitude. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't blink an eye. I would think that that's an actual... I say stuff like this guy, he thinks he's doing the obsidian Johnson.

Oh, yeah. When, really, he's just doing the rock Johnson. Right, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I see what you're saying. Yeah. I use the word obsidian basically in every other sentence, probably. Is it like the case where it's mostly girls that are upset right now? Or is it guys? I have no way to tell. It's Reddit, so... Oh, from the hands of... I'm assuming 50 percent of these are just G-Line Maxwell. Remember that? Remember when we found out she was like the number one moderator on the fucking World News subreddit? Oh, I totally forgot about that. Yeah. Yeah, of course you did. You forgot about all that shit because we had a fucking pandemic that still is improving. Yeah. It has killed a single person, even. Well, you were saying earlier

in the show, like the pandemic's over and rape is back, but like it kind of... People completely forgot about me, too. Yeah. I mean, like beyond the Epstein, Little St. James thing, like that was the biggest thing before COVID. Yeah. That and Trump. Me, too, culminated in that and finding out that basically every politician was... Right. That was kind of like the last step, but like beyond that, we're forgetting about the entire... And here's the timeline. Epstein kills himself, quote-unquote. Epstein attempts suicide once, is placed on Suicide Watch, and then somehow while on Suicide Watch, the most important prisoner in the history of the world, kills himself again and the cameras are off. Right. That happened. It's important not to forget,

in the whole Epstein thing, the first suicide attempt two weeks prior. You remember that? Yes. That's the thing. You're gonna say, oh, well, the camera's off. All of these other things, you know, whatever. Maybe he did kill him. Was that a hanging attempt? It was with like blankets or something? Literally the same thing. They put him back in the cell and he, quote-unquote, did it again. Okay. All right. And then his cellmate, the Italian guy, I think it's the guy that wrote... I never knew about this cellmate. True detective. Yeah. Oh, it was. Yeah. Nick Pizzolato was his cellmate. That guy? Who turned out to be the yellow king. Step cousins with Hillary Clinton. He was. He would dogsit for the Clintons or something, you know. Really? And then he was

in prison for still no reason. They don't explain that. No way. Yeah. Nick Pizzolato was Jeffrey Epstein's cellmate. No way. Yeah. And he attempted, he beat him up and then they said he killed himself and then he was... He gangster checked him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I believe that's what they call it. Anyways, that happens. Fucking like a record number of CEOs resign in fall 2019. Then Chinese virus, you know, now vaccine that seems to be designed to kill British people. And top level athletes. Yeah. Yeah. Have you noticed they have this NHS crisis right now? And then also now we have a nurse strike in New York. Oh, no, I have not noticed that. Yeah. And the only... What's the NHS crisis though? The only man willing to call out mainstream media

has not been me too. Has now been me too. Andrew Callahan. Yeah. The only person to ever say CNN is wack. So you're saying he was about to get to the bottom? Yeah. I mean, have you seen... A whole lot of things. Have you seen some of this guy's insights? He says that CNN and Fox, they just sell fear to sell advertisements. He said that? He said that, dude, which is, you know, that's... That's bars, dude. That's crazy. That's bars. Yeah. When he said that, he really snapped. Brought to you by HBO. Brought to you by the... The punk rock outside organization known as HBO. Yeah. That is... It is like... You were saying yesterday, it is like newsbusters or what's adbusters. Yeah. It is like punk rock citizen journalism. Yeah. This thing has existed forever.

It's gay. It's gay. Yeah. It's not cool. I don't know. I guess there's some dumb argument in there about like some fucking Mark Fisher thing about like Che Guevara wallets or how everything is just immediately commoditized. And so there's no way to actually be anti-capitalist, but it's just gay. That's the easiest way to write the thing off. Yeah. That's a much more efficient means of dealing and addressing things. Look. Yeah. I got news for young folks. There is never... Speak to them. There's never going to be a revolution. It's not going to happen. Yeah. It's not going to happen. Healthcare is important. If we can find a way to do that, great. That's all I have to say. That's not happening either. That's not happening. It's not happening. So hopefully,

you can figure out how to make as much money as possible and take care of the people that you love because that's as good as it gets. That's all you could do. That's literally all you can do. Is that libertarianism? I was thinking the other day. There was like one... Is that what that is? No. It's nihilism is what it is. It's giving up. Yeah. It's just that everything's fucked and we're the cause of everything being fucked. I don't have power outside of what's in my immediate vicinity. Stop arguing with your family about the vaccines. Yeah. Just be nice to them. If you're anti-vax, lie to your family and tell them you got the vaccine. Yeah. If you're the vaccine guy and they're anti-vax, either let them lie to you or pretend you don't care,

whatever you need to do. Right. Because they're gonna get cancer. They're gonna... Everybody's gonna die. Yeah. Spend time with the people that you care about. 100%. And then... Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. I was thinking about it. There was one John Brown. In 400 years of slavery, there was one guy that was like... No. This is pretty bad. We should do something about it. Yeah. It's kind of fucked up. There was one guy. There was one guy who was like, I'm about to pop off. There was one. Yeah. So there was one... There was one fucking the LAPD guy. Yeah. Christopher Dorner. There was one Christopher Dorner. Yeah. Yeah. I have no idea. No one's gonna pick up a fucking break here. I'm just trying to get through the last... The last 20 minutes.

The look on Nick's face right now. I don't give a fuck. No. I know exactly what you're saying. I mean, it's... Yeah. It's truly sad. I was hoping that would go somewhere funny, but... What? I was hoping that would go somewhere funny. We could go somewhere funny with it. I don't know. What if a Mexican guy was saying that about a revolution? Yeah. Yeah. Listen, guys. We used to have a band called of revolution. And we didn't get anywhere from that. We need to all as a whole embrace nihilism so I can stop killing time with fake opinions. Yeah. So we can go, but get to the real opinions. Like there are no good games for PlayStation 5. Yeah. It kind of sucks. Nick got PS5 last night.

Yeah. I did. And then he realized they had a game square and I was like, all right, let's see. Wait. Was it the first release for PS5, the new Spider-Man? I have no idea. I don't know what Spider-Man is. I played the last two. Is he like a guy that's a spider? No. It's from Marvel. And then what happened? Like, so it bit him and he turned into a spider, but it also turned him Mexican now? No. He's... He used to be white and now he's... No. He's a mijo. His family calls him mijo. Yeah. Miles. The spider did that to him? I don't know if it was from the spider, but his dad was a cop, which the good kind. But then he died. Border patrol. No. I think he was New York City. Did I ever tell you about that time I saw a border patrol agent wearing a kilt? No. Where were

you? The border? Yeah. The border. Yeah. Driving through Arizona. What were you doing there? This was like 13 years ago. Why was wearing a kilt? That's their funeral outfit? I used to do citizen journalism down on the border. Oh yeah. You and Tim Pool? Me and Tim Pool. In Callahan? Yeah. No. No. I was just driving the band. I was driving LA. I went through the desert and I saw a border patrol agent make a group of them. And then one of them... Was like a Highlander? One of them had a kilt on. You know how fucking offensive that is? To a guy that just walked 8,000 miles to just see some Scottish really hard. Yeah. From Nicaragua through the Mexican desert. Right. They're just the fucking... The Dunkin' McLeod. Right. To see arguably the shittiest culture of all time in the

history of the world. The Scottish people. Yeah. Right. Allowed to come here. Dude. Hey. You know the old joke, right? About the Scots. What? What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? A Rolling Stone gathers no moss. What? A Rolling Stone gathers no moss. No. That's good though. What? It's a... The Rolling Stones say, hey you, get off of my cloud. And a Scotsman says, hey McLeod, get off of my you. What? Because they have sex with animals. Oh. What's a you? Oh, a lamb. It's a female sheep. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's not like a laugh out loud joke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I thought Chris Rock was pretty funny when he said it. Chris. Chris Talk. How about Chris Talk? TikTok. Oh, he's TikTok. He's TikTok. T-O-K.

Oh, that's good. Yeah. I feel, I mean, these kids are, these kids are, I feel bad for them that they've lost this guy, but they're gonna be, they're gonna be all right. Yeah. I guess I'm trying to change the subject. I'm trying to think of something else to talk about here for the last, last 10 minutes. The last 10 what? The last 10 minutes of this podcast. I can't, you're talking so quiet, dude. I don't know if the can's on. I'm sorry. It's so hot in here. It's so fucking hot in here. Yeah. I like wanting to take my shirt off. We're recording in the office rather than on this. Because Dave is, Dave and Connor out fucking fixing the studio right now, which isn't disrepair. Yeah. Well, they're not fixing it. They're, they're setting the lights up and

then we have our homeboy Ed, who was, was this from the start? He's coming tomorrow? Ed's coming tomorrow to do like a real pre-light with, with Connor. Shout out to Ed. They're gonna lock the lights and that's fixed. So hopefully they get that together and we get the look we're going for, which is a sort of a mix between like a moody or dick habit is what we want. So Charlie Rose meets dick habit. You get kind of like a morrow. And then they have a sex off. Like a sex. They have a molest off. Like a sex. Yeah. They both open a row, but the same time. Yeah. They both have a kimono open. It's funny. They played dick habit on the decades channel all the time. And I watched that because I'm like, this is, this has got to be, you know, we're going

for this awful show. It's so boring. And it's so funny because everybody, you bring it up to people and people now, I don't know what happened, but you heard when Doug Levinson was talking about it. People talk about it. Like it was like, it was our show. He was the one for us. It's everyone said Carson Carson was the best, but it was, it was dick was our guy. They were like, that's really where they got, they talked about things. And it was funny. Yeah. It was just like, I've never seen anything funny on that show. Yeah. No, everybody brings up the, what is it? The Cassavetes interview, which is just the, the groucho interview is the big one. No, people mentioned the Cassavetes one, which is a disaster. Damn. I feel, what happened to the cast?

Why? Huh? Open the door, dude. Yeah. Well, it's hot and I had too many vitamins. Did you have breakfast? No, I haven't eaten. You can't have vitamins on an empty stomach, dude. They don't work. That's my, your piss is going to come out green. Look, I missed the opportunity to go to war. Dude, I wish it was Vietnam. Yeah. I would be so cool. When I was a teenager, I used to clown on those like middle-aged guys that were vented shirts and sunglasses and like. The POWMIA guys? Well, the guys that would like it, they, they get really mad at the CIA and they dress and act like they were Vietnam war veterans. Yeah, they were aviators. But they spent the entire time working at Hobby Lobby. Yeah. And now that's me. That's, now I've just become,

I've become one of those guys. Well, I'm like, I tell you what it really is, is Jeffrey Epstein and the fucking, you know. And that's why, that's why it had to happen. Yeah. No. This kid got in trouble. Yeah. No, it was funny. I saw a tweet from somebody that was like, we had the weather, it's something like anti-vaxx guy being like, we had the weather years of mistrust and accusations and being demonized by our families and workplaces because we saw the truth. We knew what was happening and you didn't listen to us or whatever, something like that. There's a lot of us. And then some guy responds and he's like, he's like, I'd be completely honest, I didn't do fucking shit. I just, somebody told me I had to do something and I'm not the kind of guy you can

tell to do stuff, you know. Yeah. I just, I just get off. I said, fuck you. He's like, I just get off on, you know, saying no when somebody asked me to do something and I'm like, I've never related to something more in my life. Yeah. That's exactly how I feel. No, you were pissed, dude. What? Don't act like you weren't pissed. I was pissed, but for that reason, yeah, it's only being told what to do. Yeah, I know. Fuck you. Yeah, dude. It's because I'm doing citizen journalism. Dude, we got to go out on the street. Yeah. We got to do some man on the street. We got to ask, we got to go down to the, to the slow walk and ask them if they'd let someone run train on their girl for $5,000.

Is that, does that really happen? Yeah, this is great. I saw this meme. Emmett, Emmett looks on from heaven disappointed and it's a picture of Emmett Till and it says it happened to Emmett in 1955. It's happening to Andrew in 2023. It's a pro Callahan post? It's a pro Callahan. I mean, it's obviously a joke. That he got lynched? There's no, there's no way someone's seriously posted. It's very funny. I love that the only picture we have of Emmett Till, the one I've ever seen, he's dressed like Al Capone. Yeah, he's got that hat. Well, there's that and then there's the picture of him after he died. Well, this is like the 1950s version of like, you know,

when like a black teenager gets killed and they're like showing him looking like a thug. Oh yeah. So in the fifties, you're saying that that's bad. Yeah. Well, in the fifties, they're like a scary guy. This kid was killed. So we're going to make him look like a spy or a spy. He was a rough customer. Yeah, right. Exactly. This guy was one slick cucumber. Yeah, he was he was one cool guy. Dude, yeah. That's that's that's a that's really fucked up. What? It's still fucked up to think about what they did to that guy. Who? Emmett. Oh yeah. And what's it do? What's the other Andrew? Andrew Tate, the guy with the tiny head? Yeah, I don't even know about what that is either. Yeah, I missed. I don't know anything

anymore. He was sex trafficking. He was. Yes. What do they call it dad? Sex trafficking. Yeah. It's like, Hey, move it. Shout ahead. I got too much sex over here. I was I was looking at a porn website recently. There's a new subcategory that's a self driving car pornography. Oh, that's awesome. People fucking in Teslas. Yeah, that is a version of sex trafficking, I suppose. That's yeah. I think that's I guess all the leftist journalists accounts are mad at the self driving Teslas. Because they get in the car accidents or something. It would be funny if people died while they were doing a porn in one of those. Mm hmm. Yeah, they're like we're rest in peace. Lisa Ann. Yeah, she was she was some they were

running train in the Tesla. Yeah, people are mad at that. I don't know. I guess people just don't like Elon Musk. Yeah, man at the cars. Do you like Elon Musk? I don't really care. I don't give a fuck, man. I don't care. You don't care. Yeah. I'm trying to think who I like. I don't like or dislike any. Do you like Bruce Springsteen? Yeah, I like Bruce Springsteen. You want to go to Madison Square Garden? Sure. What happened to the Janet Jackson plan? Is that still happening? I don't know. We're meeting Alex and Stephen, but we're gonna go see Janet. I want to see Bruce Springsteen at Madison Square Garden, man. Yeah. Be with our people. Madison Square Penis. What are you looking at? Tickets. No, don't look at tickets. You say something while I look for more good tweets.

Um, oh, he's playing at Barclays as well. Should we go? Who? Springsteen? Yeah. I don't know. I kind of really just like seeing Tewel. That's it. That's the only band you'll see? Yeah. I don't even like Tewel. I'm just like sitting down. Oh, because it's a seated concert? Yeah, they had seats at Barclays as well. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is nice to sit down at a concert. Yeah, I saw them at first Mariner Arena in probably, what, 2006 or so? Where is that? In Baltimore. I went with Jordan Owens to see Tewel. Yeah. And there was a guy doing interpretive dance to schism in front of me. And I was like, this guy's awesome. Was he wearing a kill? He was like, no, he was like,

he was in the boarder patrol. He was like, I know the pieces fit. And he was like, put it like, he was doing every word. He's like, I know the pieces. And then you watch them tumble over. And then he did this robot falling over. He's just all fucked up on cough medicine, probably. He was one of those. You know, there's like a white trash guy look where you wear white feet or even though you have the absolute worst body for it. You're all just love handled. What is the fat? What is the kind of fat we're in the like beneath the belly button? It kind of goes up. What? There's like, you have like a beer belly, but like it's like two lumps. Oh yeah, just like the like the the quark. Did they have a surgery or something? Yeah. Why is it like that?

Um, I don't know, man. I never knew. I was like, well, I'll tell you why. It looks like C section kind of or something. Maybe it's like, uh, there's a vaccine. No, come on, man. You can't say everything's the vaccine. Why not? Why not? I don't know. You saw what happened. You saw what happened to this football player. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? I don't know. I mean, they're saying it's the vaccine. Who's saying that? I don't know. The people I look at. The doctors I read. The doctors that can only practice medicine on sub-sac now. The only doctors I like reading. The guys that went to the University of Nicaragua? Yeah. Or like, uh, the St. Lucia or something? Yeah. It is very funny. I mean, I have no idea what they're saying. It's like, uh, what was the

word for it? Comotio cordus? I thought it's myocarditis. No, no, that's the heart inflammation, the fucking, the, the, anybody that resists, people are saying it's, uh, if you get hit in your chest at a certain time, it can make your heart stop, which it's like, well, that seems like something to be more afraid of than like anything. I had no idea that was possible. Oh, that's like a thing people said in elementary school. Yeah. It's like fucking, it's literally blood sport. It's like that punch. Yeah. It's like that punch. It's the punch that only like Jean-Claude Van Damme knows how to do. Yes, literally. Yes. Yes. That's, that's what they're saying. It is. They're like, the doctor is saying, Oh, actually, I don't know if y'all have

seen blood sport. It's like if MSNBC was like, no, someone had a voodoo doll. Like that's like, that's what, that's where my head goes. Is that level of like, I didn't know that was fucking real. It's like, can people fly also? Maybe. If you can do a death touch. Yeah. Is that what it was called? It's like a, yeah, the death touch. Yeah. It's not Kali Ma. Is it? Is it Kali Ma? Maybe it is Kali Ma. Yeah. The, the government is saying that he, yeah, that he received the fucking fatality from, from, uh, was like, no, Kali Ma is like the, I think that's the cult from Indiana Jones. Oh, that's what that is. Dim Mock. Dim Mock? Yeah. Martial arts touch of death. The touch of death. Yeah. Uh, that's badass. People who are probably kind of

always brought it through acupuncture points. Meanwhile, critics insist that Dim Mock points either do not exist or are ineffective in combat. You know, it's what's going to happen now, too, is like this Kamosho court of things is going to be schoolyard fights and kids are just going to be punching each other in the chest. They're going to be trying to do it. Oh yeah, for sure. That's, that's the best. That's going to be like the new trend on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's going to be panic articles about it in the New York post. I still say one of the funniest articles I've ever seen in my life is when the Ruto got popular, some little boy died because his friend buried his head in the sandbox. He was like, I'm going to be in the Ruto.

No, they just buried him from his chest up, his head in there, and then he just buggered and he died with his legs sticking up. Oh God. Yeah. Anyway, guys, we're going to be back to regular talk show episodes in the next week. Folks, we love you. I hope you had a good Christmas New Year season. Good Christmas. And come see me in Salt Lake. Come see Adam in Philadelphia. Come see me in Philadelphia and Chicago. People come see me at Zany's Rosemont. I'll be with Caleb Pitts. My boy, it's going to be fun. We'll be on the road a bunch this year. I'm going to be on the road a lot this year. Folks, we love you. We appreciate you. Take care of your families. Kiss your mother. Yeah. Kiss your mother. Have a good time, folks, and don't forget to laugh. Yeah,

you got to laugh. You got to laugh. You got to laugh. That's true. You laugh at us. You laugh at your family. Laugh at Dr. Fauci. Whoever you want to laugh at, it's fine. Just don't, uh, don't get the back. Shut up. You can't say that.