The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. P04 – Twitch

Episode Date: February 3, 2023

with brandon wardell

All right, we're good. All right, welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast is like the Chris Hardwick like talking dead. We're talking the Adam Friedland show talk show to wrapping it up talking 911 with Chris Hardwick talking 911. We have a special guest today our good friend best friend perhaps. Yeah, probably your best. It's an hour after 911 or two hours in the middle of the day. Chris Hardwick sitting there with fucking Zach Levi. Chris Hardwick's like, yeah, how they're watching somebody jump from the building. He's like how awesome would it be? Spider webs just came out and it's Miles Morales. If the if the towers were to Daleks. Yeah, is it Dalek? I don't know what that is. No, Dr. Who. He

loves Dr. Who. Oh, Dr. Who. Yeah, that's my that's what I say. I'm at this page dismissive. Yeah, yeah, and people like I've seen Dr. Who. I'm like, what is this? One of those Chinese baseball player jokes here? Who's a doctor? No, who like exactly? Yeah, yeah, and Abbott and Costello. Dr. Who? Dr. Brandon. Brandon Wardell joins you're in New York. It's good to have you here. Yeah, I feel like you're here. I'm here every three weeks. Yeah, if you're a regular listener, the Adam Friedland show to we have a whole stockpile of episodes on the Patreon. We're building up a deep content. Well, yeah, new hot new episode with Simon Rex. A lot of people that I don't guess there's like been confusion. People have been like,

why haven't you put anything out? And it's like, well, it's going to Patreon. Yeah, yeah, we put out we put out seven episodes in January. I guess people just can't. I guess there's a glitch or something. Yeah, I don't know. It's there. Yeah, it's their fault. Yeah, I don't know. There's no time. We're too busy. I don't we don't have time to like look at emails or whatever the fuck people are. We're go, go, go kind of got messaging. And so, but I guess a rumor somehow got started. Well, yes, we do have a new episode with Simon Rex on the Patreon. The next episode we've already shot most of it. Do they know who it is? No, it's going to be a special secret. Yeah, because he's a he's on my flight. All

right. Yeah, yeah, Brandon, you should tell that story. Jonathan Candy, the actor will be joined the ghost back from the dead. Yes, what the story about with blue Brandon got in trouble from jet blue. Oh, I showed up at his gate. I showed up at yeah, I showed up at the gate and then well, they were saying my name on the on the intercom and I show up and then there's some guy there was like, yeah, I'm the I'm the head of regional security for jet blue. You vaped on one of our aircrafts in October and I want to tell you if this happens again, we will have to divert the aircraft and you're going to be banned from any future jet blue flights and I was like, caught vaping. I think I well I went back

and I realized that I I tagged it was. I didn't just tag them. I was like, yeah, come arrest me, come arrest me at JFK. Yeah, what are you going to do at jet blue and then yeah, you know it was my fault. Naughty. Naughty, Brandon. I know that there's no reason not to vape on an airplane. No, it's crazy. They said that they would divert the flight path and if you were caught, it is ruined, ruin the lives of also people would get to the destination. They brought down the regional head of security for that and they had him waiting around because they as I was going through security, I heard them make the announcement multiple times. They made it like they said it on the intercom like three times before

I got there and then I get to the gate. I'm like, oh, that's that's I'm him. I'm him. That's aerial pink was there. Aerial pink was there. I looked over and they the regional we're not we're not by the way. Yeah, don't say later. But then that didn't he like he storm. He's he didn't storm. He didn't storm the capital. But he was at the Trump speech. He was hanging out of the speech. He did not storm, but he didn't storm and John mouse didn't get in trouble at all. No. Yeah, he got grandfather because that cop killer song. Yeah, that cancels it out. But he was talking about the good Brian Sicknick who was killed by capital protesters, which was was he the guy that was like crushed to death or something?

No, but literally, I think everybody everybody that quote unquote died died. Like one accident. One guy tased himself by accident. But the other guy. Yeah, he like had a heart attack or something to this. Yeah. To be honest with you, I have not I don't I stopped caring about fucking everything as soon as I got vaccinated. I don't know something happened in my brain where it's like Joe Biden is good. He's an honorable man. Yeah. You know, fucking the Wakanda forever, whatever. Winning. I'll start operating system is the best one. I'll start having thoughts. I'll be like, wait a minute. This doesn't really add up. Hunter Biden sent this email and I'm like on the forever Wakanda forever Wakanda forever. And then I can't think

about anything other than the Black Panther. Yeah, fat black women wearing cool underwear. Massive billboards. Just reaching out over the skyline. Every American metropolis we have just Lizzo's new clothing line and we see every part of her body. That's a lot of women. Brandon, you worked with Lizzo. Oh, on a really on a on a bad porn MTV. Yeah, on a. Yeah, on a pornography one night. Reverse black. Yeah, I reverse black. Yeah. It's just a black dude backing in. It's a white woman with a strap on. Yeah, we run like a an MTV show that was it was bad. It was like as the the ship was sinking. What she did. She dates one of the her. That's what they call that guy. Mike Wright. Do you

know him? It's a comic. No, he was a he was on admin defines House Party. She did a comic. Yeah, like an LA. I don't think he does comedy anymore like a. So that just happened kind of comic is that that's that's like a. Yeah, when they tried to cancel her for like getting mad at seamless. Oh, that was well, because she like posted the picture of the guy or something and people were like what she's doxing this food delivery work. Yeah, but she was hungry. I think she's in the right. That should maybe I think she, you know, let her let her cook. Who gives a shit. Right. What do you think is going to happen? Some Lizzo fans going to find this plan is address and murder. Yeah, right. This is for Lizzo. Who gives

a fuck. Yeah, packing a nine meter. Yeah, this bullets for I'm going to clap this guy up for. No, it's just they were running out of things to cancel people for. Yeah, it was a dry week and now all that's coming back. You're a good friend, Andrew Callahan. Yeah, Brandon's best friends, a casual acquaintance. Well, it's usually go to a Chateau Marmont with him and it's just there. There's a scrape in the bottom of the barrel now with people to cancel. Yeah, they're a guy that they had a couple of YouTube videos. Yeah, so he was next. What? He had a movie. Who's next? Mr. Who's next? Mr. Beast, Mr. Bean. You don't know. Have you seen this guy? Mr. Bees. Mr. Bees. Is he Mr. Oh, yeah, he's well. Caleb

said Caleb said Mr. Beast. Oh, he's like I don't. I actually don't know. What does he look like? He's ugly. I'm not doing the thing where I'm like, I don't know who the Kardashians are. No, I don't know. Subscribe. That's my YouTube. I don't know who the Kardashians are. Honestly, I literally don't. I mean, I sort of know. I know you know the Kardashians though. I know who Kim Kardashian is with Chloe and Christie. There's three or four of them, right? Yes. And then they're the genders. Yeah, I don't know any of that shit. Yeah, I know. I know you don't keep up Caitlyn Jenner because we were initially supposed to be mad about that and then she became a Republican and now she's a hero. Yeah, right. She earned

her pronouns by being racist. Well, I by killing some of the yeah, the vehicular manslaughter. That is the pimpest move killing someone than changing your gender. Well, is it a bro? Broderick did a and then he vehicular out manslaughter. But no, it didn't do the second part. I want to create a I want to get the Congress and pass the law. Is it but is the mic picking that up by the way? Who gets fucking cares about it? Our radiators making noises. Brandon's worried about the integrity of our recording or you know what even consummate professional better than going to Congress murder a woman and try to get charged with manslaughter and then hinge my defense on it being. Well, it's pretty clear this is you have to kill a man.

Oh, that was him. Yeah. If you didn't, yeah. Well, no, I mean, you can't you. It's not it's manslaughter. Hmm. You can't charge. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. I would be like sort of the, you know, that would be like the Gideon versus Wayne right of 2023. You should have gone to law school, bro. Yeah. You would have been the finest legal man in America. Mm hmm. Nick. Yeah. If he legally blonded, he had a yeah, you had a lawyer arc. It's too late for me to learn anything. What do you mean? My brain doesn't work anymore. You know about buttons. All right. It wires. You're always you're always retaining Nick is an auto died act. Simon Rex taught him that word. Well, he didn't teach me. I let

him think he taught me that he dropped auto died act on. Yeah, we cut it from the episode down. He tried to flex with auto died. Flex the vote. They're nasty. What is that? So I'm going to construct their own dick. Yes. Yes, it is. Oh yeah. So Mr. Beast is just this guy who just gives away money. That's like a that's his. How did he get all of the money first? I know that he I know Mr. Beast burger. Yeah, he's a burger. I know that he made a thousand blind people not blind anymore. And I remember he was kind of he was making all those videos with the corn kid from Jonathan Davis. Now I did look up. I did look up Mr. Beast somewhat regular recently because there was some other thing that he

did before the blind thing and I did not know that he didn't even have a YouTube account until 2014 or something. Well, YouTube kind of isn't that old. You think it's been around forever? But it's been around for like 20 years. I don't think so. Yeah. 2000s is like oh seven oh five or six. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah. I mean, I was, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I love YouTube. You too. Boy, I still love you too. Yeah, I love forcing people to watch YouTube. And no, the worst thing you do is the run it back thing. If we miss a line of a song, you're like, give me the remote. Give me the remote. Yeah. Anyway, yeah. So he gives away money. This guy, Mr. Beast and Caleb was telling

me my friend Caleb pits pod pod lists. Great, great show. Pod about beast. It sounds like this guy seems to sounds like he's obsessed with this Mr. Beast guy. He is. It's it's honestly. I wonder what Caleb's motivation is with that. It seems a little fruity. Yeah, a little bit. A little bit suspect. Little sus. Little sus. It's what's up though. Also, it is what's up. That's what's up. It's us, but it's what's up. Where did that come? Oh, we were watching this comic, we know, do crowd work and he said that's what's up. No, he's like, where are you from? And they're like, you know, Ecuador or some shit. And he's like, that's what's up. A meanie. Yeah. Yeah. He said that was really blown up. He's hitting

the reels heavy because he was I remember when he was new. I remember us being at your apartment in DC and watching a video of him like interviewing himself and being like, yeah, I've been doing sand up about three months. That was crazy. I forgot about that video. And then he really like did his thing and then he had another video where it was like a street brawl. I didn't see that. Do you remember it was like a promotion for his comedy collective or something? It was like groups of people and then like two two groups of people and then like facing off in an alley. Mm hmm. And I don't remember that. I think so I was in it. Yeah, that's cool. We got to find that vid. Got to find that vid. We

got to dig into the so mr bees just gives away money. That's his thing right and and apparently Caleb says he's from North Carolina and Caleb says he's like thrown the state into a frenzy where people just like hang out in supermarket parking lots because they're like oh mr bees comes here and like gives people five K cash and that's that's what it like. They just wait around for mr bees. They just wait or about mr mr. Brass mr. Brass. Mm hmm. There you go. And then we're we're mr. Brass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh gives it gives a thousand ladies tits. Howard used to do that. Oh, where'd he he gave a little bit of tits. Howard sperm tits. Howard sperm. Mm hmm. Yeah. You know, he's Sarah

Sperms uncle. Sarah Sperm and Howard Sperm. That's how she got on SNL. She was dude. It's a conspiracy. Yeah. Well, I didn't know I did it. Sarah Sperms uncle is Howard Sperm. Yeah. She called in a favor at the sperm family reunion. It's all about connections, bro. Yeah. What was I gonna say there? There was something else, but I forget. Well, Mr. Bees, you wanted to talk about Mr. Bees. Dude. Okay, you said you specifically before the podcast. He said guys. We said can't. Caleb was showing your pictures of him in his wallet and then he told you this story about. No, he didn't have wallet pictures. Oh, no, you know, everyone. He was trotting out corn kid. There's a little boy that was like I like corn and it was like

a viral clip. We got to get a kid like that for the Adam free. You don't want kids on the show. You got to get corn kid on task. You don't want kids on the show. You get somebody with progeria. Oh yeah. Milanakis vibes. Wait, no, progeria is the one where they age quickly, isn't it? Yeah, that's where they look old young and old kid. Yeah, an old man for eight year old. Wait, no, it's the other way, right? Which one is progeria? I think is when you look old, but you're a child. But then they don't grow. Yeah, man. I've kind of been out of direct myself. You know, you know this about me. You can suck your own dick. Yeah. Damn. So that makes you better at learning. I think so. Yeah, I can't go

back to school. It's changed a lot. Wait, you you when did you tap out because you went to community college high? Yeah, well, I would. I went to community college and he would take acid at school. I would take. I mean, I've done that, but I wasn't like I was a guy and then go to social studies. I was never like a regular acid guy. Some people are like that. People love it. Yeah. Well, that was always nuts to me when kids would get high and then just go to math class. I just smoke weed. What are you getting here? I'd smoke weed before school, but on occasion. Yeah, but it felt cool. I felt like I was in days and confused. I'll tell you what, though, before the pandemic, because we were

going to go to we're going to tour Australia again. Yeah. And then there was like I had a plan. I wanted to like China for like six weeks because we went to Japan, but it wasn't like enough time. Right. You know that week. So I was like, I want to do like a long vacation. So I took language classes in the financial district. Oh, yeah. Oh, I thought you didn't want to talk about this. What? Oh, yeah, I bit my tongue. Oh, I didn't. I didn't want to know because this is a big big reveal. Well, now I don't. I've forgotten everything, but that was part of your Chinese class for a while. Yeah, for like six months. Don't fucking mention on the pause because I need privacy. Yeah, you have to create like a little

secret life. Yeah, when we were talking about like, oh, I'm too when you said I'm too old to learn things. I remember I mentally I was like, well, he did Chinese. The only point of that it was like, it was a lot of fun, dude. I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. Having homework going and seeing those Chinese. It's literally it's fun to learn. You'd laugh. Huh? You'd be like, that's good. What? They'd say the Chinese stuff. I didn't say it was funny. I said it was fun. Oh, I thought you said it was funny. No, no, no. I had a good time. It's nice having homework. Yeah. Let's do a danger field. What do you mean back to school? So sick. The triple. Yeah. Do you remember his dive? What's up? They said it wasn't

possible. Oh, in the in back to school. Yeah. Kurt Vonnegut is in that movie. No, I can mention it now just because I don't do it anymore. Now you're not. It was part of you didn't retain any of it. May some of it, but the the the this part advice I got from Ari Shafir. Yeah, because he does rock climbing. Well, in 2018, I was not coping well with like, you know, the attention, I guess. And then he was like, yeah, you just have to like create. He's like, just pick up dumb bullshit that nobody knows. Like a hobby. Yeah, you just have a hobby, but they have to be secret hobbies. Right. Yeah. Nick was like, don't tell people I like cars. Otherwise, it just becomes lower. Yeah, people. Yeah. Yeah. So lame. I

mean, that's like they're gonna. Whatever. It's a better job than any other job. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's sick. Yeah, but you can do literally anything. You get a crocheting. Yeah. Yeah. So what are your hobbies, Brandon Tetris? Oh, you know, I see. I don't think that Brandon's like got. I'm really good at. He plays it on the laptop. It's just sort of. Yeah, I don't know, but you have any conversation. I'll be playing touches. I like it that you're getting back into your Asian heritage. Tetris. Getting nasty at Tetris. Tetris. Actually, my white dad was really good at Tetris. Oh, the Colonel. Yeah. We don't need to get into we don't need to dox my family. He's from Kentucky. Where's white suit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm a Nepo. Do you see Andy's TV? He dressed like Colonel. The Colonel. That's fun. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. No, it's but I guess Tetris is Asian. An Asian invention. I've been encouraging for years to be technically, right? Technically. Yeah. But no, it's Russian. That's Asian. It's right. Oh, right. I thought the point you were me. No. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like Harry Kondabolo used to do that. Fine. What are you? What do people bring up Asians? And he's like, you know, he's like, we're Asian. Also, there was a thing Indian people were doing for a while. They're like, Oh, what do you mean? Asians? What point does that prove? First of all, it's cool. It's the same continent. Yeah. Like it's this massive

land. Also, Asia is the laziestly named continent. Yeah. All the other ones are like, Ah, whatever the rest of this shit is. The rest of it is just for Asia, I guess. He's on that. Okay, I. Well, there's that that show he's on on Netflix that does the set is a convenience store. A poo. He but he he said so he had to kill. He had to kill my boy. He'd killed a poo. Yeah. But now he's on a show that is that takes place in a fake convenience store. What a fucking Hollywood is just filled with snakes, you know, fakes, but snakes and fakes. Yeah. Who's the fakes person in LA? Take some shots, Brandon, Donald, Donald Duck. Yeah, Donald Duck is fake. Donald Duck is fake as fuck. Dude, I'm so bummed. I didn't do no jumper

podcast last time. Oh man. Yeah, that's like that is me and he was like I he's like I just got into your stuff. He's like he's like this shit is mad funny, bro. What's his deal? He's just only I like fucking on only fans. I don't know. Yeah, Adam, 23, Adam, 22, 22. What's the 22? The the the victims. Oh yeah, he did. He did. He caught a real case. What did he did? He do something. No, that was one of those ones. That was I had a blog. He had a blog and he like revealed that he fucked a like underage girl. Is that right? Well, yeah, I don't know. I didn't maybe I miss really keep up and I do want to network and Lincoln build with him. So I was like I did it once when I was 23 and I was like

real quick dude. I was sick. I will be in Charlotte, North Carolina. Oh yeah. Tomorrow, Friday, yes, February 3rd and February 4th. Mm hmm. I think the set is different from when I did Charlie Goodnights. That's North Carolina. Yeah. Yeah. I think the sets different. I can't be sure. I don't remember the shows, but please come out. See, I will be a laugh come say hi. You know, I will be also at the Pittsburgh improv tomorrow, the third and Saturday, the fourth this weekend with Caleb, the aforementioned Caleb Pitts. I'm going to be a dog sitting at yours this week. I see. But if you live in Seattle, I'm going to be a laughs comedy club for shows in March. That's a weird name for a comedy club. That's weird. That's weird

of them. Why the fuck? I know. Oh, oh, laughs. Yeah. Yeah. What did you think? No, I thought it was laughs, but then I forgot that that's that's what you do with the comedy club. Well, I guess I'm in this new thing now. It's just like, you know, I don't really do comedy anymore. It's mostly I just sort of talk about Hunter Biden. Yeah. Yeah. The vaccine. Yeah. Yeah. But it's there's a lot of like yee-haw Southern good old boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot of guys are cowboys. That's who comes out to the shows. You got to get it. You can get him on and Hunter Hunter. I really want him to but only if but he only talks about the art. Yeah. If you just have him only talk about the art. I see this art. I still haven't

seen any of the paintings. Is the exhibit still up? Is exhibit alive? Yeah, he should open. He should open a comedy club. There we go. I'll be great called pimp. My laughter. Do you remember extreme? He was on extreme makeover. Not a whole car edition home edition home edition, but there was a there was a season where exhibit was on it and I only remember this because there was a you know it's always like a family that's in need. The kids going through something health wise or something you know and the kid was in a wheelchair and he pimped the kids wheelchair. Wow. It's pretty cool. Is it cool? I wonder if the video exists. What do you get subwoofers? Yeah. Gamecube of fish of fish tank. The audio guy on pit

my ride was like always a Mexican. I think my ride we get canceled today if it came out because you could never do this. You could never do it. These days. Well, because yeah, gas and then also that you know the implication that you're sex trafficking. Yeah. Oh, pimp. Yeah. Yeah. You're turning your car out worker in my car. Yeah. Sex worker. My right. Well, you have. Yeah. Beautiful Indian fat, beautiful fat Indian lady in my car. Mm hmm. Powerful polyamorous, beautiful fat Indian. Yeah. Objectively beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. And regardless of what anyone says, my car was. What is that? What was that? We can you talk about that tweet? Which one? Reference? No. No. Okay, you can't. But there's a good one, guys. Yeah. But there's

a good one. It's a man. Yeah. That's that one's for us. Hmm. That one's for those guys. Yeah. Maybe I should get more into YouTube stuff. Yeah. It's but it's weird because I from what I can tell it's very dark. Yeah. And probably depressing just for me. I mean, they're mad rich. I don't know. I knowledge like peaks. I swing back and forth rapidly between being gay and jealous of like I had an impression of what I thought Hassan did. Yeah. Until very recently. We're obsessed with Hassan. I kind of am. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I thought it's amazing what he's done because I really don't pay attention. I mean, he's listening right now. No, he's not. You know, he he like he loves you. But he loves come. I had no

I was on piker. Sometimes doesn't exist anymore. Oh, taffs. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought Hassan was just Felix's friend, you know, and I was friends with him, you know, whatever. Okay, it wasn't my friends, you know, friend or whatever. Yeah. But I never consumed any of his content. So and I like I have no idea what like I created a twitch account, I guess when I got PlayStation for just because, you know, like we did this show, I'm like, oh, maybe we'll I couldn't figure it out. Yeah. But I was under the impression that Hassan just plays video games. That's what I thought for a long time. And then like there's people in the comments that are like, yeah, hey, say Bernie Sanders and he's like, yeah, health

care, like you're in there. I had no idea that like most of these twitch streamers, there's no video games. They talk. They just sit there and they talk and then it's a lot of work. He's in their candy necklace on talking about well, he does he does like a he has an eboy look. There's an eboy look. But no, he just goes on. He goes online for the most part and like watches videos. But there's a part of me that's like, you know, you got it like an internal child. There's an eight year old version of myself in my heart that it's like, yeah, you could just get paid get paid to play video games and sit at the computer all day. Yeah. And I'm like, wow. Yeah. That sounds awesome. You could have ice cream whenever

you want. But as an adult, yeah, I know that this is funny. Does he play? Does he play his game sometimes? I think it's mostly just chatting. I haven't. Yeah. What's crazy? I saw like a clip. The chat goes so fast. Yeah, I mean, I go to millions of the oversimilar it's really the Andrew Callahan stuff suck me in because I didn't even I wouldn't even know if he hadn't been doing the show. I wouldn't know like what the fucking thing is. And then so like, you know, I've been paying attention. I guess there was another thing this week where some Twitch streamer got caught looking at pornography, deep fake pornography of other Twitch streamers, something like that. And then the lady's crying. And then the is it

he he is it? Is that how you pronounce it? Is it H3H3? Do you say he he or how do you I don't think is that I think you they say H3H3, but all right. Anyway, Triple H. He's he's in trouble too. But my what's H3H3 in trouble for? Well, my introduction to it was I saw it's like on Twitter like Hassan being forced to address the situation is like what Ethan did was deeply fucked up. Ethan do it. No, I don't know because I remember Ethan addressing the Callahan stuff and sort of he did this thing where well it's all of this addressing going on constantly. Yeah, they're politicians. It took forever. I've seen Hassan address Ethan's addressing of Callahan, the guy beating all the other guy who just jacked

off or look that pork. I caught looking at by his wife and then I find that video and yeah, well, and then it's just it's a grown man crying on a video game show while his wife like like sits there like his fucking mom and who's brought him into the principal's office to apologize to the teacher. You know, I mean, it's it's fucking insane and it's like is this the life you want to believe it? I mean, you know, because as much as to be so like stressed out, well, they're we're stressed out. This is stressful. But you see I have that kind of like immediate feedback. It's Ethan talking about Callahan stuff. And this is somebody told me something that I thought was in confidence where they're like,

yeah, I don't know. Andrew's going through it right now. He's at a he's in like a psych ward. That's what they said. And then Ethan's just saying this to the internet. And I was like, is that are you supposed to do it? It seems like yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Doesn't seem like something that you would because these are all like it in theory. These are all but I don't even know why I don't even want to talk about the Callahan. Why can't watch sports? There's right. Well, hold on. Yeah. Yes. That's an answer. And the reason is because watch sports from my understanding of some of the dozen watch sports is 90% of professional athletes have died from the vaccine in the last one. So that well from what I've

read is that they're all dead. Where'd you read that? And you don't see the thing now where they're saying that the more Hamlet like video is like, like they're saying it's like CGI, they got with the guy that like almost died. Yeah, yeah. But he made a video and they're like, oh, the NFL cloned him. It's a just big. Yeah, because well, to these guys that like most I guess are conservative or whatever dead for weeks, they can't tell the difference between black people like this could be any black guy. No, but they're going to they're like zooming all the way in. They're like, look at this ridge on his ear is different in this picture. And it's all just like angles and shadows. Yeah. No, it's wild stuff. It's

like it reminds me of like during the 2016 campaign, when there was I found a video of a guy claiming that Hillary Clinton. She had like a second set of eyelids, like a lizard. They said she was doing Kuru. She's doing Kuru. It's Kuru. I think eating or something eating children's diarrhea. Yeah, smoking diarrhea. Smoking that. Smoking that child diarrhea pack. Yeah, she's getting lifted off that. Yeah, but I mean, you know, I don't know like it's the Callahan thing. I guess it's whatever. I mean, there's like there's actual there's like women saying, oh, he raped me. Right. I don't think that's how he was asking for pussy. I don't even know. I don't give a shit. I do not give a shit at all.

What I don't know any of these people. I don't care. Right. But this new guy, like I don't understand what like what so he looked at pornography and it's like other Twitch streamers faces have been photoshopped onto it. Yeah, and that's like now there's crying about it. Was he watching this? He was watching it publicly. He was jacking off on Twitch. He's like, guys, I'm going to tab away from goat simulator. So you can see me ejaculate out of my penis while I'm crudely stroked by hard cock and watch my peers. Yeah, I'm going to watch my peers get dicked down while I stroke my hard cock. Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that seems. Yeah, you shouldn't do that on Twitter. Just a guy got caught by his wife beating

off. But is that what I yeah, I think that's what it was. And he prompted him to do a public like it is fun to just not look this up. It is fun to just not fully know what I'm to watch the apology and it starts off and because you know it's Twitch stream. So there's like a schedule for everything. So the first minute of the video is sitting there and he's like, I'm going to talk about it in 45 seconds. No, we just got to get a couple more people in here. I'm going to talk about it. I just want to wait until we have. Okay, yeah, no, we're going to stop. I will stop. I will talk about it. It's just going to be about another 30 seconds, you know, and so they're doing like his wife's there the whole she's sitting

there like handing him tissues, right? Not to Jeff. Oh my God. Yeah, that's that's that's no good. And it's like I don't believe like look, whatever, maybe the woman who's who he jacked off to she might be upset. His wife's upset. But I don't understand any kind of third party like, like how you watch that and you're like, this creates any emotion in you other than just no way to live just gawking at like, like an obscene display of inappropriate emotions across the board. Yeah. And it's like what a nightmare. Yeah, what a fucking mess. Well, it's it's literally it's like too retarded for Bravo. If you pitch that show to Bravo, it's like, yeah, it's a man that got caught jacking off by his wife and then she yells

at him. And they'd be like, No, we're going to stick with gay people not being able to run a restaurant. That's what that will do that rich women trying to spending 10 weeks figuring out a book like buy a couch, whatever they put on there. Yeah, damn. I don't know. I'm also just like depressed. So everything I see I'd like just project all of this like, you know, emotional weight to her like, what does this say about society? And then it's like, Oh, yeah, I want to kill myself. Yeah, just I haven't picked up my laundry yet. I'm too sad. No, I mean, I totally get what you're saying. I don't even know what I'm saying. I don't know if I'm saying anything. No, this is just like it is it's it's so like

cannibalistic. And it's also an audience feeling like they have ownership. Well, it just feels like very naval gaze you and like just sort of just on like unpacking somebody. What it is is packing something else. What it is. I mean, I guess we're kind of doing it right now. Yeah, it's just interesting. I mean, like, but what it is is that they the audience feels like they are owed an explanation, you know, right, like and that that they I guess because it's their livelihood, like they feel like they have to apologize to, you know, whatever the losers that watch them play Sardin Valley or whatever. Yeah, but yeah. And so so I don't understand what deep fake porn is like how you just make it look really you

could always come up to me. You could do that though already like Photoshop already had that ability like like fake nudes were already a thing, but those were deep fakes. I used to watch it. What makes the video because I think it's like moving and it's it looks really good. It looks really good. It's I always see the ads come up. I've been watching like three points for years of lowest griffin. I mean, I'll tell you this. Oh, those are real. This is not a unique observation, but it is wild because it's like I feel like you know all this shit like creeps up. Yeah, like while like at the same time that we got this, you know, first and foremost, the laptop thing. Yeah, but then also like we find out every

fucking politician had sex with children and was videotape doing it at Epstein's house. So it's like, I don't know if that's fucking levy breaks. Yeah. And then they just like now everybody knows what deep fakes are. And now you just, but yeah, you just keep going. Yeah. Well, no, you don't keep going. It's like, oh, you just, oh, this clearly it's a deep fake. Now you can just write off. Oh, I see. Because now everybody knows what deep fakes are as if it's a new like pervasive thing where the idea is a sigh. Yeah. No one believes anything. Because if you just said it with CGI, like they, like there's there's like the CIA spends a lot of time coming up with words like in messaging, you know, they did

like that. It's all just marketing department. So like it's all Jewish girls. There's a reason auto auto direct was their idea. Yeah, that was their conspiracy theorist was their idea. Yeah, that makes you know, they like come up with this thing to frame deep fake as something different than just doctored videos, right? You know, or something like it has to be this additional thing, even though I don't look, I'm an idiot. I haven't looked into this at all and I don't care. But I like I like, well, how is it functionally different than you literally just like CIA or like CGI video that's existed? What makes it like quote unquote deep fake? Because it looks better, I think. It's just like a new term. It just seems.

Oh, yeah. But I mean, the difference between like a photoshopped nude of a when when you would go online and it would be like Jennifer Aniston's face photoshopped onto like some bitch with like bolt ons. Yeah, like that's different than like a deep fake video of like, oh, this woman's in motion and it looks like I think it's cool. Yeah. Yeah, sure. You can see anyone smash anyone you could have met like just pick a name. Yeah, that's great. This is I'm going to pick Brandon's mom. Oh, Joe, Joe in fucking Chandler from friends having gay sex while watching Baywatch. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I'm watching dude. If I watch that, I'm I'm dragging off to Baywatch in the back in the background. So sick. Yeah, hell no.

There's a lot of action on that show. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I don't know. That whole world is just just the other twitch world. It's just yeah, it's I've never really almost in itself in itself. It's sort of like a deep fake because there's this veneer of this idea like the intention, the idea behind everything on the Internet. The Internet's been an abject failure and fucking complete. There's not a single stated goal as to what the Internet should have been. Wikipedia is cool. Not really. Yeah, it's really cool. Wikipedia is awesome. I give them money. No, because it's I do. It's all right. Do you actually do? Yeah, I feel like I get so much from them. Yeah, I get to act like I know about shit. Yeah,

and not really even know about it. It's awesome. You can do that without a video. But go ahead. Sorry, I cut you off. No, I'm just saying it's like the idea of twitch is like, yeah, play video games and and you know, people will watch and they'll be like, I like this video game also. And then what a span of five. Yeah, how long has twitch even been around? Now it's the thing that's owned by Amazon. Right. And it's just my like the another place to just steal all your data. And then the pinnacle of twitch is people raping each other and crying on camera about it. There's no the video games aren't happening anymore. You're right. You know what I mean? Yeah, who's is yeah. Are any of the none of the biggest twitch users are gamers anymore? Right?

Yeah, I thought it was because it was at one point just like people playing Rocket League. Yeah, be like this. They're good. I guess they're no everything. Everything on the internet is saying a clause. It's like something that you have this childlike idea of be like, yeah, like Wikipedia. It's an encyclopedia. Anyone can edit. We can have all this, you know, and then of course it's just controlled by the fucking F to be I and you know, it's not literally. It's just it's now it's now there's this thing. They're also saying that initially when it came out, it's like, oh, well, you can't trust this because every can edit it. And now it's a definitive, you know, like source for information. Yeah. And it's highly controlled. They can lock

article things lock like immediately. Yeah, we got to get deep fake technology for the talk show. Yeah. So you can just like fuck. Like, oh, I have Donald Trump this week or even better, we just cast someone is Adam, we put his face on it. Likewise with me. And we pay we pay them 500 bucks a month. Oh my God. Like we're on a beach. Yeah, drinking a damn Corona. Yeah, we work so hard. Anyway, just say that it's Santa Claus. It's this idea of this like kind of like wholesome thing. And then not only is it not real, it's actually just like a guy on the sex offender registry that couldn't get a job. And so now he's at the mall, getting hard in rent sweatpants. Who is what do you mean? Oh, Santa Claus. Did I ever did I ever tell you that

thing about Santa? He's real. I when I was a when I was a child, I went to my grandparents' house and they had hired a Santa to show up. You're Melissa and it was I wasn't molested by the Santa but the Santa showed up and it was it was like a black Santa. And I had seen white Santa earlier that day elsewhere. You're racist. And I got confused. No, I was being very nice. But sort of to the side to my mom is like, All right, so what's going on? Like, that's why is what's going on here. And my mom told me that Santa had the power to change races. That's very funny. That power. That's only a good power to have if you're if you're black. That's not that's not a power if you're a white guy. You know what I mean? No, no, no. You bought

it though. I believed it. You're like, Well, that settles the power to go to that many houses. It would be great if Santa was just doing it at the end of sentences to drop soft a m words. He was white and he's like. He's like how you all poop doing and then but just poop. You just black for the word just for a second. Yeah, that would be the coolest and then it's back and then it's back to business. And then it's back to white business. That X man would be working with Magneto for sure. He's a special man. He has special powers. Yeah, it doesn't. It's not that crazy that I believe that. No, you're if you if you're buying into the idea of Santa Claus as a whole Santa Claus HBO Santa Claus camp HBO documentary was that as there's a Santa Claus camp

and some they shot it. Maybe it's an Amazon document. It's not very good, but they they shot a documentary about this camp to train Santa Claus's and it's in New England somewhere. And so it's all these New England saying like mall. Yeah, they're like, yeah, I love being fucking Santa Claus. It's like, I love, you know, seeing the fucking look on the kids fucking faces when they, you know, they sit up there on your knee and, you know, they couldn't be any fucking happy yet. But as these old white guys, and then so in the documentary, it's like they're sending they have a mentally disabled Santa Claus, like a guy with like some sort of I think he might have spina bifida, which I thought was just a physical disability, but he has like some kind

of intellectual disability. So he goes to the camp and his mom brings him there. And I hated the mom, by the way. And then why it you really have to do a close read on this. Okay, vibes. Yeah, you barely comes through. But you can tell it's like, you know, she just she sort of presents her son. It's like she doesn't seem and she's like, and whatever it must be hard to, you know, you know, oh, the I thought that you were talking about a Santa. The kid is the same. Well, he's a grown man, but he's, you know, oh, but his grown mom, like it is a grown Santa. Well, he's a grown man. He's taking he's obsessed with Santa Claus. Yeah, he goes to the Santa Claus camp. His story is the only nice one, because then they have a black Santa Claus from Arkansas. And he's just

he loves him. He loves saying he puts sand black Santa stuff up on his eyes Arkansas. So he gets like, he gets a racist letter. And he brings it to the camp and they burn it. But then it's like these old white guys that are just terrified of saying the wrong thing. You know, because like the first of all, they're fucking like, you remove these other minorities. And you would say, okay, these are grown men that think they're Santa Claus. That's not necessarily an intellectual disability. But yeah, you would feel like, Oh, I have to be delicate around this simpleton. Yes. You know what I mean? Right. But then they also have a trans Santa. And the trans Santa has like a lesbian girlfriend. It's our talking. I think it's an FTM trans Santa. Okay. But they go to the camp

and they're just like, they're lecturing the fucking other Santa Claus and talking about like she's like, I was about to go off when he said Mrs Claus doesn't have a job or something. I don't, you know, but I don't even know why I brought it up. Yeah, the intellectually disabled man, they think he eventually gets to participate in a Christmas parade over the moon about it. So that part's nice. That sounds nice. The trans Santa ends up going like doing some event at a church. Oh, no. And they could not be any more uncomfortable around the kids. The kid is not even anywhere close to them. Yeah. And the kid is just saying to the trans Santa, like, thank you for so much for doing this because it means a lot for representation at a church. What is it? Is it

like an Episcopalian church? It's like a work church, a work church. And the proud boys are there protesting. Well, it sounds like it. It sounds like a Tucker story. Yeah. I mean, but the kids there and it's like, this isn't like a Santa event. And it's not because you're trans. It's because you hate children. Like this has nothing to do like it's just yeah. So the kids sitting there and they're like, yeah, thank you so much for being like, first of all, like, they're not children. So there's like 13, like 12 or 13 or something. I find it hard to believe that you have you're able to like grasp the concept of gender and being something fluid. And you also believe in Santa Claus. You know what I mean? It happens. So it's not like these

children believe they're meeting Santa Claus. Just like doing it for this like fucking like Tumblr moment. And then the trans Santa Claus is like, yeah, thank you so much for saying that. Right. So they're like the conceit is that they know it's a fake Santa. Yeah. So why would they even go see Santa? I have no idea. That's so stupid. I just don't understand anything anymore. Yeah. But a nonsense. Well, because you can't say anything about it because then people think you're protesting the idea of a trans person wanting to be Santa Claus. No, I think that they which that's fine. Fine. Do it. Go ahead. Be trans. Be to whoever the fucking one and go do it. But it's like the main thing is that you should be like trying to lie to a child and make them

think you're supposed to be acting like you're the real Santa. You're a mythical creature that brings presence to them. You're a Chuck E cheese character. Right. You know, it's like they wouldn't do trans Chuck E cheese. And they're like, well, I'm not doing it. Well, I'm not I'm not wearing the mouse costume. They're doing it. They're in the car. I could do it. Yeah, they could be in there. But they wouldn't they're like, oh, I'm not wearing the costume. I'm coming out. It's just me. Yeah, I'm holding a piece of cheese. And then I talked to a 13 year old like fucking gender affirmations. Like did he not? What what did he look like is Santa? Oh, he looked the suit on otherwise. The Oh, I can't remember. Yeah. Yeah, he looked good. Yeah. Oh, he looked good. It's a

smoke. Oh, he's an absolute smoke. Yeah, but I mean, you watch it and you think there's going to be some moment where these people find some like commonality and being Santa Claus. And it just never happens. What's the crux of the doc? Like at the end, like, are they training? I don't know. I think this if I'm what did you walk away with nothing other than good for Finn, the disabled Santa Claus could have just been that I don't know why they had all this other shit in there. But the fucking the yeah, you know, you you expect that it's like, oh, these people are different. But through the power of Santa, they come together. And it's like, right, sort of the black guy seems out the lunch the whole time. I mean, he's like, like, I don't know what he's

doing there. They barely show him. And then it's mostly the translating or girlfriend getting mad at the Santa Claus is for fucking like holding a door for the girlfriend. Just he's minor fucking at one point, the fucking the trans Santa Claus, like not the transcend that one of the old white guys, he goes up to the black eye and he's like, yeah, I just wanted to I forget what he says, but it's the most benign fucking innocuous thing in the world. You know, it's like, you know, it's I'm glad you're here because, you know, it's like to experience something different. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. You know, they just like, yeah, they're just terrified. Yeah, they're just so nervous. Yeah, so funny. Yeah, but it's also like what's what's going

to happen? You're going to get fired from being Santa Claus. There's five of you. Yeah. Also, they're paying to be there. Yeah. Well, so it's well. Yeah, I guess being a Santa is one of the most expendable jobs you can get. It's easy. It's so easy to get. Well, it's not only is it seasonal, but it's so easy to get cut. Nobody's like that. That was my problem with it. It's like it's not as it's lacking the magic of Santa. Yeah, but it's also just lacking the magic of regular human connection. Yeah, it doesn't seem to exist. Like the entire thing you watch it and it looks like online interactions between people that fail to have any kind of even just basic connection with each other. Yeah, there's there's no actual

real emotion in the thing. Yeah, other than like, you know, I mean, who's not going to like feel good watching a disabled guy get to be Santa Claus? That's beautiful. That's it. That's it. But that's honestly, that's it's just radio, you know, easy sentimentality points. Yeah. But yeah, there's nothing that. Yeah, they don't. This is like a failure launch. There's no heart in right in any of these, you know, so then it's like, yeah, just makes Santa seem kind of depressing right like to which. Oh, there we go. Oh, wow. Nice bow tie that up with a Christmas bow. Brandon, you want to you want to promote your new project was just the new pod new pod. Yes, old pod ending. Me and me and Jamel new pod. Me and Jamel new pod is black black Santa himself.

Straight up. Yeah, he would be such a good Santa. He'd be killers. This he had to do with the deal is with this comedian getting caught jacking off the guy that had a show with Jamel. I wouldn't you told me he tried to cancel you from Jamel. Oh, brother, dude. Actually, I got a I did kind of get and I never with a guy. Yeah, Mike Malone. I never enjoy this kind of thing usually, but there was some kind of like vulture article where they were like we asked 10 comedians what they would do if Louis C K tried to do a set on their show. Yeah, and he ran a weekly show in LA and they asked him about it and he was like Louis C K can kiss my grits and peel my potatoes. Yeah, yeah. And I caught that. It's like a whole paragraph about him like it is very

funny to go after Louis C K who got in trouble for jacking off on the phone and then do literally the exact do the same and then updated for 2022 with FaceTime with FaceTime. And yeah, I would mention it. I just you know, I know you're in LA. No, I don't really know him though. I don't know. I had no idea who he was. But then Adam told me that they ran a show and he tried to get Adam unbooked from the show. I don't know about booking white supremacist Adam Friedland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Altrite comedian Adam Friedland on the show. But then I FaceTimed him and he he beat off and he's like you're cool. You're cool. Yeah, you're vetted. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that was nobody nobody really is who else is only only one guy's other guy has done that.

Yeah. What beat it? Well, I don't know. No, the only two comedians that have done it. No, the thing was red haired guys from Boston. No, I'm not not beating off. But just just being like don't look at him. He's dangerous. He's nasty. He didn't say don't look, but he's like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Well, because yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure. I don't know. We don't have to talk about Jake, but he did. He there was like who? Yeah, Drake, Drake Flores, Drake Flores, Drake Flores. Who? Yeah, sorry. Dr. Who? The flyer. He's like, Oh, that guy. Adams. I don't know if you know this. Adams, a bad guy. Who said it? Drake? Drake Flores. Oh, Flores. Yeah. Yeah. I've been reading books about

capitalism. He's a big question. I'm just memory only. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no. We you did the he did the threat already. That was good. Hey, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The only reason I don't get booked is because of capitalism. Is that how Drake talks? Kind of. You're doing like Martin Amini now. Martin doesn't sound like that. My name is Martin Amini. And I got a teeny, teeny. I got a teeny, teeny, teeny. My name is my name. And I got a great guy. Honestly, my penis, teeny, my penis, teeny. Yeah. I was I was saying that once. Oh, that's stuck in my head. Martin Amini. My name is my mini and my penis, teeny. Great guy. Great guy. No, yeah. Nice guy. Amini just sounds

like penis. He was he rhyme is too good. He's a nice guy. And you know, he's he's he's like a talent. He's like, yeah. Okay, Brandon, but he does he probably he probably has a big dick. He loves to. He's got a hog. He's got a song. I always feel weird when I do a show and there's like just some DJ in the back who's like not laughing. Yeah, he does these shows where there there will be a DJ in the back who's just kind of like just there the whole time, which always I don't I never like I never like when there's just a DJ there that's like not laughing. Yeah, I'm not invited to those shows very often. Brandon, do a better job of so Brandon's podcast is ending. Yes, but a new podcast is starting. Yes, March 1st. Me and Jamel. Yes, will be

posting. I will be launching a new a new podcast. And if you subscribe to Yabba still, it will be rolled over. If you like if you like your podcast, you can keep it. Stay in line. Yes, friend of the show, Jamel Johnson, Jamel Johnson, a man we've we've known and loved our one and loved known and loved for so many years. My one of my oldest friends. Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be fun. Yeah, I mean, you guys know Jamel. He's our boy. You know, I mean, I was talking to them. Oh, yeah, the view. Yeah, friend of the show. Yeah, not you guys. I wasn't like, you know, Jamel. Yeah, what's that? Are you gotta go? Yeah, I'm hungry. We should get a delicious supper. 56 minutes. All right, let's do it.

Four more minutes. Do you want to end it now? No, no, no, I mean, we're cooking. I'm having a good we're cooking. I'm having a blast. I'm having a great time. But I am also hungry. I would love to eat a delicious supper. I don't know. I guess I guess I just want I want the audience. I want you to you might you probably get mad at the stuff we said. You're like, we hear you. You don't understand Twitch or you don't understand YouTube. You don't understand. We hear you cause instead of getting mad. Yeah, why don't you try to fix these things? I don't want to take transcendent clause away from you. I don't want to take Twitch streamers raping each other away from you. But just find the heart. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, find a way to think about

like if I'm going to make a video crying with my wife apologizing for jacking off the deep can't wait to do that. How can I do this in a way that makes a four year old feel like there's a little magic left in the world? Yeah, you know, because we need something other than these Marvel movies, right? I'm not watching them. Yeah, no, we need to inspire people as the point. And I feel like we've inspired a lot of people over the years. Yeah, you know and touch people's lives. Look, you know me. My biggest influence sass me straight easy makes like a dick to the sass me. I love it. What's the wait? Do you had something early? You did something about Elmo's dad, right? Hmm? Then you do something about Elmo's dad. Oh, he's lose as a loser. Yeah, that's a jump. He's

just fucking over. I hate Elmo's dad. You hate almost that he's just fucking Nash. He lives in Nashville. Yeah, he's just fuck. He's like, I'm all single. So just fucking absolute piece of shit. He just came in some fucking red piece of red and he's almost lives alone. Elmo lives in Brooklyn. Yeah, three years old. Yeah, and that piece is always four. Yeah, he's four. Sorry. That piece of crap did not stay around for his for his childhood. And so he's for he lives alone. He lives alone in a house drawn out of crayons. Yeah, it's trying strong. His dad's just trying to start get the band up and run. It's a draw his own house. Yeah, it breaks my heart. Yeah. No, he's a good guy. Telly. Telly's a great guy. Who's Telly? Telly's, you know, he's he's a loser,

but he's more of a he's a big boy. He's a big boy. Yeah, he's sort of like a Jack Lemons style. Yeah, he's like a depression era alcoholic. He's addicted to milk. You know, who's the who's the other one? I'm like Telly. He just doesn't understand the world. So he's yeah, trying to get drunk or hoping I don't know. Yeah, Oscar. Glad he lives outside. Piece of shit. Fucking asshole. This motherfucker pretend pretending like you watch this. Who's Telly? He's like, oh, I read. I read with my opinion. I read Wikipedia, which you can't do. It's all just fucking fb. I'd say, okay, why don't we just go to the Clint will ring up the Hillary Clinton campaign headquarters and ask them who Telly is because that's what you're

getting on fucking Wikipedia. You want to know? Watch the show. Yeah. Go to the source. He'll tell you. Yeah. It's right there. You go. Go to Sesame Street. Have you been? I'll tell you how to get there. Do you? How do you? I can tell you how to get to Sesame Street. How you got to watch all 45 C. Are they still dropping new? Yeah, on HBO. Yeah. HBO premium. That was like a family guy joke. Like 20 years. Oh, that was like sexy and violent. It was Sesame Street on HBO. Oh, and then it became real. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah, today's episode is brought to you by the letter H for homicide. It's like homicide life on Sesame Street. Oh, and Bert and Ernie are in bed together and they're gay. That's fucking like Bert's like some fucking guy blew his head off downtown.

He's getting out of bed. And he's like, what are these crumbs? How many times I got to tell you Ernie stop eating cookies in the goddamn bed? Good. No, I mean, that's our original run family guy, right? Yeah. Yeah, which is really good. It was great show. It was on. Yeah, there was a season two family guy on the other day and I was I was cracking up. It's really it's so funny. And also, you know, they got to see Lois and Meg. They got to replace. They got to replace the voices on Rick and Morty. They should use one fan. They should just use work their way down from the biggest to the guy that hates Rick and Morty the most. The show should be on for thousands of years. That would be amazing. Oh, yeah. They Oh, the Oh, the Justin Royal and DMs are the one

with the 16 year old girl where he's like drunk. He's he's like I'm Atlanta drunk and he's he's doing like Chinese guy jokes. Yeah, where he's really she's like FML. I have school tomorrow and he was like, Oh, it's so great. Like he said, it's so it's so great. I have school tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Yeah, she Chinese or he was just no. No, it's just just a it's a white. Just talking to a kid. I mean, honestly, you're describing literally every text I ever said, but they're all he's always like not the children and he keeps being like, Oh my God, you are such jailbait. Oh, you are jailbait and I want to fuck you. We were 16 years old and I am 40 something. But Justin Royal and creator of Rick and Morty and I want to fuck you. It's a good

show. It's illegal. He said that it a sense of blue. Oh, damn. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. Sounds like sounds like Rick got a little too Morty. Yeah, she Rick on my Morty. I just don't know how to do that one. Yeah. Yeah. She Rick on my Morty until I until I Rick and whoa. All right, let's get let's get to suffer. All right. Yeah, we can get food. All right, guys. Bye. Love you. New episode next week on patreon.com slash tabs. Yes. Thanks for listening. Bye.