The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. P09 – International Women’s Day

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Freeland Show, the podcast I'm joined with Nick. Slava Ukraine. Oh, hi. Slava Ukraine, everybody. How are you? We just got the two boys today. It's International Women's Day. We want to talk about the women or our lives.

Slava women. Slava. Which women do you think of when you think of International Women's Day? Who comes to mind? It's weird. I guess the Michelin man was the first thing that popped into my head. Who's a man, but fat. So that's like a woman.

He's got like a fat ass. I feel like fat belongs to women now. It belongs to women. Yeah. I think they killed all of them. We had all the fat guys. Uh-huh. They were off.

That was our thing. It was a very male thing to be fat. Yeah. They killed Belushi. They killed John Candy. They killed Chris Farley. There is kind of a government conspiracy. All of those guys died and then suddenly that's like what, you get seven, eight, maybe

fifteen years later after that, it's nothing but women taking being fat and making it something that's not fun. You don't hear that enough, I guess. Yeah. The only hero of that whole, Melissa McCarthy did good work, but she was cast aside by her, some of her contemporaries. So is it kind of like the same people that got her kind of got Belushi and them, but they just couldn't kill?

The deep state could have. You know, I think there was probably some kind of like, whether it was explicit or not, like an ascetic argument as to what being a big fat bitch was going to be in between the years 2005 and 2012, I'd say, or those were the years. And you had the Melissa McCarthy's and the, well, Melissa was really the only one I could think of. They had to have been more. There's the Melissa McCarthy's and then there's like…

The view usually has a big old girl. I'm not including the view. The view is sort of its own thing. Yeah. I know that you do organize the world in that way in your mind. What? You've said that a number of times to me that the view doesn't kind of correspond with the view is its own discrete universe, right, in your mind.

What do you mean? They are kind of like the aliens playing marbles at the end of… Well, they don't determine anything. The men in black. The view is necessarily a reaction to culture. They don't… Oh, okay. All right.

Nobody's getting their ideas from the view. I get plenty of ideas from the view. Yeah, I wouldn't say so. Whoopi had a couple ideas about the Holocaust. Anyways, they were trying to figure out what being a big bitch was going to be. And I didn't even think we were going to get into this conference. I was ready to talk about Ukraine. But I guess, you know, they should get down to the difficult…

They couldn't decide what they want. And there was people doing good work carrying on, you know, they weren't seeing it in terms of gender, like Melissa McCarthy. And then sort of, you know, Lindy West was kind of in the middle, because she used to be funny back when she wrote for The Stranger. But then she was really… she was sort of the Benedict Arnold of the whole thing. And then she decided, let's make being a big bitch not fun, you know? Yeah.

And then that's when it became about like being an ice cream commercial and, you know, getting angry. Yeah. Saying that you should be the president of the United States. I don't think any of them said that. What's the funniest thing about it is none of the fat activists has ever been like, and we need a fat woman president. No, I didn't.

You're absolutely right. They know that that would be too far. I think you're absolutely right. They know they'll be like, ah, come on. All right. Come on. We're not crazy here. That's totally true.

We just want to be in the… and honestly, a lot of… they are pretty reasonable. Like, yeah, it should be fat women in the ice cream commercials. They're the ones buying the fucking ice cream. Yeah. That is kind of insulting. Yeah. You know? But then like when it comes to like, I don't know, something a fat woman wouldn't do that

seems like those are the ones that are in… that have the fat ladies in the commercials. Like what? I don't know, like a Nike commercial. Yeah, but that's who's doing exercises, fat people trying to… that's who's doing exercise and also buying the most expensive clothes. Is it people… the people that like… if you see a commercial and it's like some fat lady doing yoga wearing like $900 worth of yoga clothes, it's like that's exactly who's doing exercise.

Can you imagine if they charge by the like amount of textile in an item of clothing? They do. They do? Yeah, large sizes are. If you get a 2X, it's the same price as a small, no? Yeah, but 3X and usually they scale up. Oh, really? Yeah.

You do that. You sell shirts. Speaking of which… I don't sell 3X. I'm selling shirts again. I heard you sold out. I did. Yeah.

And we are going to be getting some stuff for the show out as well. We haven't had that conversation and that's sort of an internal disagreement. We've kind of had that conversation multiple times and you've kind of said, uh-huh. I don't think t-shirts are the move. I don't think t-shirts are the move. Yeah. No. Hats.

I said a Leatherman jacket. Leatherman jacket, tie clip. Something for like a kind of… listen, like something to reflect the maturity of the show. Right, yeah. Including cigar perhaps. Yes. Yeah.

A flower that squirts acid. Maybe a spot you could throw on the wall and it turns into a hole that you can reach sure. That would be kind of like an acme quirk or something. Like a Looney Tunes hole. We'll be selling a Looney Tunes hole. We'll be selling holes. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, well, eventually we'll be getting some stuff out. Also, uh- They should really work on inventing that. They should. Yeah. Of course. I mean it would take like kind of quantum physics. The biggest L of science fiction because science fiction, they pride themselves on like, oh,

every bit of technology we have now. So I love when like fucking the science fiction nerds do that. They're like, yeah, well, if it weren't for Star Trek we wouldn't have. It's all from Star Trek. It's like what? Because some guy fucking did no work for the thing. Some guy didn't get pushed in. Some guy didn't invent anything at all.

He was like, yeah, what if there was a machine that sucked your dick and it was also a race car that went 800 million miles an hour? How would it work? I have no idea. That would be cool though, if that existed. What did they say? Then in 80 years from now, you're like, well, it looks like we all owe a big thank you to Bob getting your dick sucked in a race car for coming up with that idea.

If it weren't for Gene Roddenberry, we wouldn't have fucking electric cars. Is that, that was predicted by Star Trek? No, but there's other bulls, like the replicators. The fucking thing, the thing where you, where you can like zoom in your body. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody has like a, you can just contact anybody, the communicator. Yeah, but that's just a phone.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The two-way pager.

Yeah. Anyways, this is, we're doing two things on this episode. We're talking about Ukraine, which I finally got into. I finally, you're into it now? I finally took the time to, well, now they got good, you want to start at the conclusion first and then go. They got good videos now. So you can watch.

Oh, shit blowing up. Yeah. What did you see? I don't know. Just like, you know, it's like watching Modern Warfare. Yeah. It is very Modern Warfare. Yeah.

It's cool. It is cool. Yeah. It's really cool stuff to watch. Yeah. It's white-owned, white violence. And then celebrating the life and work of, of Brittany Murphy, because we're coming up on the, on the probably 13th anniversary of her death, which I think was sometime in

late August. What happened? She wanted, she wanted to get fat or something. What's that? She wanted to get fat? Yeah. I think her husband ate her. And her husband ate her.

And by, I think she was eaten by mice in her apartment, if I remember correctly. Brittany. Mm-hmm. And I mean, not a day goes by where I don't think about her. Yeah. And getting fucked on those shelves by Eminem. In the factory, that's right. In the factory.

Yeah. That was a seminal sex scene in our childhood. Yeah. Us as boys. Yeah. What were they making in that factory? Something with cars, I think. Yeah.

I mean, I really want to, I'll go back and edit that scene and put it in the Looney Tunes factory music while he's fucking around. But they should have been making themselves. That's really what happens in Detroit. Those damn holes. Detroit fell apart because they stopped playing that song in the factories. Yeah. In the 60s, they said, well, it's just, why do we keep, we're wasting all this money

licensing this song to play it every day? Yeah. And then people got lazy, and then they did race riots. No, that's not what happened, dude. They weakened unions. Yeah. Yeah. And that was in the collective bargaining agreement, because the factory guy's one of

that song. Yeah. But then the bosses, if they fucking make a dollar, the guys make a dime. I'll tell you, that movie, Horrible Bosses, should be about those fucking guys. Fucking The Auto. Mm-hmm. Who's in that movie? Horrible Bosses.

Yeah. I have no idea. I don't remember it at all. Yeah. I don't remember it at all. Sounds like a good movie. Anyway, what did you learn about the Ukraine? I really don't.

Let's talk about it. Nothing. Nothing. You just watched the videos. It's very funny if you look at an interactive map of the front line of the war. It's like, it'd be like all the shit that happened in the beginning, and then it's just a static image, basically, for the last fucking year and a half, and you're like, is the video still playing?

It's just people fucking, they're just all dying. They're just standing at the same time. It's like trench warfare. Yeah. It's just fucking happening. You think it's, that's the plan, so we could keep selling weapons? What? That's what people say.

I don't think there's a plan. No, the plan is that because we're out of Iraq and Afghanistan, now we got to flip weapons. Told Zelensky. Yeah. Yeah. You know what they should be selling them. What? Them damn holes that go through the, go right into Putin's bedroom.

Oh yeah, the Looney Tunes. The Looney Tunes. Yeah. Did those go anywhere? No, they did. Yeah. There's one thing that they're trying to avoid. Oh really?

It's like a black hole. Yeah. Oh shit. I haven't thought about it. What's on the other side? Yeah. I don't think there is another side. There's no other side.

I think there's just like a gravity well that you can put. And it just destroys all matter. Yeah. But time is part of that. So you can pull your hand out, and your hand is being destroyed as you put it in, but then when you pull it out, it's reversing time. Yeah. So it's being recreated.

Would you do the, would you, if it was at a glory whole height, right? Would you put your penis into it to know what it's like to be a lady on the International Women's Day? Well then you would just put the, you would put the hole, you would put the hole around your dick. You would put the hole around your dick, then your penis wouldn't exist. And then maybe you'd have clarity for the first time in your entire life. I know, but I'm saying you wouldn't put the hole on a wall and then put your dick in it

and then feel like a lady. You'd cover your dick with it. You'd put it the other way. You could do it either way. I don't think so. You would put the hole here, and then your insides would be this sort of just, this destructive void, and then that's what it would feel like to be a woman. Oh, because their bodies are killing them at all times.

Yeah, I guess if you think, if you got like endometriosis or something. Well, what is that? I always love the name of that. What is it? I think it's the guy that invented Ferraris, I think that's. I thought it was like Indo, I thought Indometriosis, they don't call weed Indo anymore. I know. That was a 90s hip hop phrase.

Yeah. You remember the damn 90s? You remember that damn decade? I feel bad for these kids. Yeah, they're growing up with fucking just immediate access to fucking hardcore pornography of all their classmates. We had to work hard for it. Just they're fucking all the other girls in fourth grade that got an only fans already.

Yeah, they can just see their asses and pussy. Yeah, they don't have the luxury of things like skip it or fucking fruit by the foot. Yeah, or imagining the girls pussies and assholes to be really disgusting and then you find out that then you get married to her because she's one of the only girls in the town. Do people still live that way? What? Where it's like a town. Small towns?

Yeah, yeah. They have like six girls they can get married to. Like yeah, I mean people still live in small towns. They're not moving here, going to NYU, being fucking whores? No, no, no. I guess so. I guess they're shit. Maybe they are, I don't know.

Yeah. I kind of wish I grew up that way. In a small town? Yeah. What would you be doing? You know everyone. You go to the bootmaker. Yeah.

You go to the bakery. You go to the bakery, man. Yeah. Yeah, small town, I don't think I could handle, but like medieval like, like village, I would love that. If you were a surf? Yeah, I don't know how to read. All the signs have to be cartoons.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't even know, like if you wrote church, I wouldn't know that that's the church. It's got to be, it's got to have the cross on there. Yeah. Or the baker. It's got to be bread. It's got to be a picture.

You have to draw the bread. Yeah, right. I don't know why they're fucking inventing letters. It's a simple, very simple system. There's one homeless guy and he's also the one mentally handicapped guy. Yeah. My name would be scissors. Everyone's like, that's the idiot.

My name would be scissors. Scissors. My father's name was scissors and what I do is I cut things. Well, I cut things. You cut. Yeah. I cut scissors. So if you need something cut, I can do that.

You want to open a mall? I'm your guy. Yeah. Don't ask me what a mall is. I have no idea. No. But there's a big ribbon. You're fucking that shit up.

Yeah. You're slicing that shit up. Because I'm scissors. Yeah. And I constantly have infections. Yeah. Yeah. You don't wipe your ass.

My breath smells worse than my ass. Can you imagine how bad it smells? What? Bag in the middle ages. Yeah. You get, you probably get used to it though. You think so? Yeah.

Absolutely. Disgusting. Yeah. You acclimate it to it. Like, I mean, do you think people are like going around India being like, well, whatever. I'm not going to make that point, but you know, I've been to imagine that in the middle ages they didn't, like, I mean, there had to have been a smelly guy. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. The village idiot. And then so, but he's got to be so much further away than the rest of them. It kind of is. The rest of them, they got a base one. It's kind of the same system, right? Where we make our mentally like insane people live outside.

So, back in the day, there was only one guy. He was the only guy that had a house, the king, you mean? No, no, there was one guy who was the village idiot and everyone was like, oh, that's the schizophrenic guy. We all love him. His name's Larry. He's like a mascot for the town, right? But nowadays, there's a, there's a, you ever noticed here in New York City there's so

many villages. I don't even think about it. It's like, would having Down syndrome even be a detriment in the year 1470? I think everyone had it. Yeah. It's like, oh, well, he's never going to learn how to read. No problem. That's true.

That's fine. Yeah. You're strong. Yeah. Oh, he's stronger than the other people. Yeah. Yeah. He loves candy.

Well, that doesn't even exist. Yeah. You can't even conceive the concept of candy. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. It's like, there's nothing to worry about. Really?

You're chilling. Yeah. There's no books. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, you're like probably better at dealing with having a miserable life as a surf. Yeah.

Yeah. Much better than... Yeah. To be the village idiot, I guess you just said to be, that was probably just the gay guy, honestly. I don't think it was the Down syndrome guy. That guy is an idiot. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he was like... That guy is a... He's like, oh, I'm so retarded. And they were like, well, we're retarded. There's something different about you for whatever reason. I guess he must be an idiot. Yeah.

He must be stupid. He must be stupid. He must be stupid. Yeah. And then they put... Everyone was the village idiot. That guy was probably the smartest guy in town. Yeah.

Yeah. Prancing around, having sex with the king. Hopefully this episode doesn't get us in trouble. Oh, my God. We really got to change our tune. Yeah. If we want to recruit top celebrities to the show, we can't be doing this kind of crap. Yeah.

I got to just stick on to things I know that I can play safe on. Sesame Street, Looney Tunes, Ukraine. What's safe comedy? I don't know. Yeah. Definitely not everything I've been saying. I'll tell you what, I'm trying to hold it together. I am super irritable.

This is day two. No vaping? Not vaping. You could hit Dave, if you want. Yeah. No, I just want to fucking just burn this building to the ground. The entire thing? Yeah.

It was a nice building. It was built 1920 something, I think. That's not true. I think it was. You're just guessing. I'll look it up right now. Yeah. You have no idea.

You have never looked it up. You don't know. No, it's Art Deco. What do you mean it's Art? It's just outside. It's just a white building. The out front is Art Deco. I'm going to look it up.

You think this building was 1920? I'm going to say 1924. 1924. But you're guessing. You don't know. You presented it as if you had this information. You do this all the time. I was wrong.

Yeah, of course you were wrong. What year? Was this built? Up or down? Down, of course. Like down meaning earlier. Okay. What do you mean up or down?

It's time. Yeah. So next year I'm going up to. No. We're going up to 2024. It was built earlier. It was built earlier. Earlier.

Yeah. Much earlier. 1907. Yeah. Much earlier. It's 20 years. That's ballpark. Pre-depression.

What do you mean? You were wrong. Wait, so you were trying to. I didn't even want to play this game. You were wrong. You know what style the building is? What style? Yeah.

I mean, we're in a just a square. It says on Wikipedia. Our building has a Wikipedia page. I've never looked at the outside of the building. You walk up on the street. What are you vaping on? I'm not going to hit it. Stop it.

I'm not going to hit it. I just want to see the thing. It looks new to me. It is clear. No flavor. Clear? Can I see it? I just want to look at it.

I'm not going to fucking hit it. Lava plus. Yeah. It's from China. That's how you know. Is this unscrew? No. Don't break it.

I'm not breaking it. It looks like it unscrews. Did you have play dates when you were a kid? No. No, you didn't. No. Because you would have done that. Then what?

Unscrewing so much paint? No. Someone's playing N64 and you would have been like, oh, my soda spilled on it. No. Why would I do that? Just destroy somebody's stuff. This looks like it unscrews. Stop it.

It's delicate. No, it's not. It's very well built. It is. It certainly passes the unscrewing test. Stop hitting it. I'm just walking. It's nice.

It's brought to you by Lava Plus. Lava Plus. Art Nouveau style, our building. Okay. Oh. Well, I mean, it's like, it's just, it's a white box we're in. Well, the front of it, the facade. I have no, I have literally no idea what this building looks like on the outside.

They got rid of the scaffolding. Is that our building, though? That's our building. I don't, I know where the door is. I can't tell where the fucking... It's the part that's white. Yeah. Well, what's going on with you this week?

Maybe you can pitch a topic out. A topic? I went to the top of the Freedom Tower for the first time this week. That's pretty cool. Spectacular. Yeah. Yeah. There were no clouds that day.

Great visibility. We saw, you could see all the way to Connecticut. Yeah. Yeah. Just being on top of the Freedom Tower and walking up to a Muslim family up there and just being like, I got to tell you, at first, I didn't know what you guys were thinking, but this is fucking nice. Yeah.

They wanted a little remodel. This is way better. I was a little bit afraid of, you know... What? Falling? Another terrorism. Another terrorist attack? I mean...

It would be pretty funny if they hit that tower again. They hit it twice the first time. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's a fool me twice. Yeah. Yeah.

They should have just gotten rid of one of them. Yeah, why'd they have to do two? Honestly, if you only blew up one of the towers, then do you have this other tower there? And it's like, well, what do we do? Rebuild the fucking the other one? Because then it's just the same towers, nobody's going to fucking occupy it. Now that they already blew up one of them, you know they're coming for the other one. Right.

It would be... You got to think, that's what I would do. If I was Osama bin Laden, I'd say, no, we're going to blow up one of them. And you know what his family was in? In Saudi Arabia. Construction. Construction. Yeah.

Inside job. Yeah, they were like, yeah, we got a fucking, we got an idea for a job. Yeah. Yeah. A dual insurance scheme. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'll come back to work in a minute. I got to pray.

Yeah. I pray like five times a day. I don't do too much work around here. It's mostly praying. Uh-huh. Yeah. They're very similar, uh, Wahhabis and La Cosa Nostra. And Italians.

Yeah. You just replaced lasagna with Muhammad. Dude, if you said that 20 years ago, people would have legitimately gotten mad. Yeah. There would have been an Italian 9-11. They would have done it. They would have done the right 9-11. Oh my God.

How can you fucking say that? How dare you? Yeah. They would have done the 9-11 Mosque. The Ground Zero Mosque? Yeah. I didn't understand because it's like, for the longest time, Ground Zero was still just a hole filled with trash.

Right. You know, and they're like, oh, they're building a mosque down there. And it's like, so I was just like, oh, would you imagine like a mosque in like a junkyard, basically? Like there's like a dog and a stack of tires and there's just a mosque like behind, you know. Yeah, it's a crappy place. Yeah.

Right. And like what, I couldn't conceive of what was going on. There is like a brand new Greek Orthodox church down there. Have you seen it? No. And I think they just thought that was the 9-11 Mosque. Because it has a dome and stuff. Oh, like an onion dome?

Yeah. But they put a fucking, they put a cross on top, which is a classic trick. What's with the Greeks in there? I guess it's all Eastern Orthodox churches. They use those onion domes. Yeah. Yeah. What is that?

Disney. What is it? I don't know. Does Disney have a lot of onion domes? Isn't that what the fucking, I don't know. When I was a kid and I saw pictures of the Kremlin, I used to always think like that was Disney. It's not the Kremlin.

That's St. Basil's. Say whatever. I used to always think they had their own Disneyland. Yeah. You didn't think that? No. I thought it was like, I thought it was just how they liked buildings. Oh, I thought it looked like Disneyland.

Mm-hmm. Disney Moscow. Mm-hmm. It was like all slightly off-brand. So what's up? We should probably hate Putin, right? Or is that your conclusion on the getting into the Ukraine stuff? Well, I think it's important.

Center left. I think it's important for this show that we identify loudly as center left. We're a liberal, progressive show and naturally we're very pro-war. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We're going to remove the, not even historical context, just everything from 2014 on that happened before this war. Yeah.

I mean, I fucking... Putin's doing it because he's a fascist. Yeah. Yeah. I hate war. Yeah. But you have to support it. You have to, no matter what, you have to.

Yeah. But I hate it. Mm-hmm. So being anti-war means doing wars to prevent wars. Right. That's the point. Yeah. Is that it's...

You're not going to go to war if there's a war. Right. Exactly. Right. It's sort of like bug chasing. Right. If you fucking... If you get HIV, then you're not going to fucking get HIV.

You can't get it twice. You can't get it. Yeah, exactly. I didn't get HIV. I got HIV. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And that's the difference, I guess. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I didn't really look into the Ukraine thing at all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but they haven't moved... The lines haven't moved.

Yeah. I was laughing at people saying the Slava Ukraine on the internet, which is very... Making videos saying that. What is Slava? I mean... I have no idea. I don't give a fuck. It's some dumb thing you say.

Slava... It's like fucking... Another one of these like fucking... I say Daesh or like one of these like... Oh, yeah. This word activism people do. Kiev. Yeah, right. Kiev.

Yeah, right. The Ukraine. Yeah. The Ukraine. Yeah. The Ohio State University. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's fuck them, dude. Fuck Ukraine? Racists. Oh, okay. Racists. Yeah. Racists. Just fuck them.

Fuck them all. Are there any... either the sides that have like a queer unit or... Yeah, there is a trans person that's like doing like a brace belt for Ukraine sort of. Oh, really? Yeah. Which way? What do you mean which way? To F or to M?

Oh, it's a MTF trans woman that is acting as a mercenary in Ukraine and fighting. And just butch... the butcher of... Fighting Russians. Yeah. But... And she's cashing bodies. I have no idea. I mean, you know, I mean, I still have to look at Twitter like everything else.

I don't actually even search for anything. And the only thing I really look at is like just what are the fun vaccines, conspiracy theories going on. And those are dead now. There's been nothing new. The shit that I like... Hey, stop that. The stuff that I like, there's been nothing... there's been no new developments in just

wildly just hip shooting, fucking just saying whatever you want and then getting a bunch of people to believe it. People are tired. They're tired. People are tired. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like, you know, when you and Will were talking about that non-binary administration person, those stealing suitcases.

Sam Brinton. That was a great one. I feel like if people were so tired, they'd be having a lot more fun with that. Well, that happened a while ago. Was that the case? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pictures are very funny. The pictures are hilarious.

The pictures are very funny. Well, it's such a weird face for anyone to have. Yeah. Weird skull shape. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of like a mega mind kind of thing.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like a villain. Yeah, yeah. A villain that wears dresses and steals luggage. That's not even a type of thing like another mammal would do. It's like a crustacean's crime. Well, it is kind of like a, it's very old world in terms of a crime.

Yeah. It's like a gypsy. I was going to say a gypsy. Yeah. Oh, the Rome are going to come steal her luggage. Yeah. Yeah. I told you my friend Brian was in France once, and he was like waiting for a train at a train

station. And he walks up to him and he's like, hey, do you have the time? And he was like, no, or he like gave him the time and then he was like, are you all right, dude? And he's like, no, I'm actually not all right. And he's like, what's wrong? And he's like, so some gypsies like knocked on my door and now it's their house. The gypsies stole his house?

They basically stole his house. They just came inside and then there's like, I don't know, squatting rights or something. That's crazy. They can just, I guess it's like, nobody really thinks about that. Yeah. You could just, if you're. You could just steal his house. Yeah.

People steal cars all the time. Right. Yeah. You could steal the house. House in 60 seconds. Dude, that's crazy. Just Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie walking and fucking on your couch. Yeah.

All right. I'll see you in my cell phone. We live here now. You do? This is our house. That's real. That's really sad though. That would really, that would really bum me out.

What if gypsy stole your house? If anyone stole my house. Damn. I can't wait to eat breakfast. You're going to have breakfast today? I thought we were starting at 10. So I got here. I got here and I missed it.

I got here at 10 and 10. It was a little late. You did not. You got here at 1017. No, it was not. This was. No, it wasn't. This was.

No, it was 1010. Nope. Nope. No. No, that's not true. Adam, Adam, our editor, the other Adam, he got here at 1013. You were not here. He was the first person.

When I got out of the car, I saw through the door Adam at the elevator. Why? He got in. Why? It's not true. Why? You know, it's also he got, he walked through that door. Why would I lie to you?

At 1013. What kind of guy would I be if I would lie to you? I've already accepted you're a liar. You do it, you perpetually. What's the last lie? What is the difference between. What's the last lie I told you? Just the one right now.

That was not a lie. That's a lie. You did not get here at 1010. I wasn't paying attention. But if you said the exact time. But you're adamant about it. If you said the exact time, then that just means that you're, you're not painting yourself in a very good light.

I don't care. You're like, Mrs, Mrs. Timekeeper. I'm being honest. You're like, oh my, and now 1012, 1013. You, you set the time. You said be here at 10. I said, let's get, let's get there at 10. I didn't say we're going to be here at 10.

I just said, I said, what time? Oh, so it was a test. It wasn't a test. What do you mean it's a test? It was a me. You said use at the time. And you're like, I'm going to, I'm going to be having, I'm going to get it. I'm going to hold on.

That's not a test at all. I'm doing what you asked me to do. And then you don't do it. You're still testing me. No, it's not a test. You're still testing me. I don't, we don't, there's no reason for tests. 13 years in a friendship, you're still testing me.

Exactly. That's what I mean. There's no reason for tests. No better at this point, it's not even a test, so you played yourself, I did not play myself, I said, you know, what difference, what difference does it make? Because then it's up to me. I'm going to expend more energy guessing when you're going to be here than if I just show up knowing you're going to be late.

If I say, okay, well, I have to include an atom factor. What if I thought Adam's going to be 20 minutes late, then I'm three minutes late because you're here at 10, 17. So instead of like wasting like, oh, well, if I get there at 10, 15, that's mental energy out of my time. You're saying I'm consistently late. You're, you are consistently a liar. You've been consistently late.

It doesn't necessarily mean that you're late, but there's always something you're lying about. If you got here on time, if you got here at 10 and no one was here, you would tell us, I've been here since 9.30. It has nothing to do with like being late or being on time, it's, you're just a liar. So there are security cameras. What do you mean? How would you know if I've been there since 9?

Because I know, yeah, I know you to be a liar. So there are, you have set up ring cameras all over the office. No, I wouldn't use ring. What would you use? CCTV. Yeah, I would go old school. I would go to old like tape, so the giant ones. Analog.

Yeah, giant tape, like whole film cameras that have those in banks in the 70s. We should do more hidden cameras stuff for the show, I think. Yeah. And it should always be in a giant turbine. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Where you're looking at, like we're sultans or something.

Just going into Chase Bank with a giant turbine with a camera on and being like, I'd like to talk to the CEO of the company, please. I have just some off the record questions to ask him. We have like Project Veritas. Yeah. Yes, I just, we're going to the Pfizer headquarters. I'm a gay man looking for a boyfriend and I was wondering if I could talk to the CEO off the record about a potential relationship.

We should be doing more. Your response? We should be doing more Project Veritas. Yeah. Yeah. We honestly should. And just by that, I mean getting on Grindr and having a good time. Yeah.

That's what they did with the Pfizer guy. Yeah. Yeah. I catch up on all that stuff when I'm in the hotel watching Tucker. Yeah. That video is crazy. What is that guy doing right now? Did he lose his job?

He's fucking just gone from the fit. He knows where he is. That video is crazy. Like at the end when he's freaking out and he was like, I was on a date. I was on a date. I was trying to impress my date. I was lying to impress. Yeah.

My date. Yeah. I understood. I understood him truly. Yeah. You are one of those guys kind of. Yeah. Of course.

Yeah. Pfizer employee Adam Friedland says he was at the lab at 9.30 AM on the day that the virus leaked. Yeah. Of course. No. I've claimed, I mean, that way more on first dates. Yeah.

Yeah. That you were responsible for the COVID-19? Yeah. I said my grandfather has a pangolin farm in Wuhan. What is a pangolin? Again, it's like a little, it's like a turtle that got pulled out of its shell. Yeah. I think it's.

It's a little scaly. It looks like knuckles. Oh, really? I thought it was like, who's like the platypus-y looking one on Pokemon? Oh, I know what you're talking about. It's like, his name's like Ant Farm or something. Alien Ant Farm. Yeah.

Yeah. Alien. Ant Vark. Dave? Yeah. Who's on Pokemon? No, no, no. We'll figure it out.

This is good. Let's look at it. No. It's like a little art Vark guy. I know what you're talking about. Is he yellow? No, but he's got a bill. Oh, a bill.

Then I have no idea who you're talking about. Psyduck? Psyduck. I thought that was what a pangolin was. No, I was imagining knuckles from Sonic. Yeah. But there's an orange guy in Pokemon. All right, let's figure out who that is.

Let's not. Let's change gears. Let's talk about Chinese food. Have you had any good Chinese food lately? I had my girlfriend's birthday on Monday to Chinese. I tell you, I'd like to see the Chinese take on a bagel. Oh. It'd be interesting.

Yeah. Yeah. What would they do with it? I don't know. Imagine it'd be good. Yeah. Like a round, like, steamed bun with pork. Oh.

Yeah. Like a pork bagel. It'd be difficult to manipulate with a chopstick. Yeah, well, you eat those with your hands. They've got a lot of... That's a good point. Yeah. I guess you would use two sets of chopsticks to eat a bagel.

You do kind of like this. Yeah. You know what I like? Uh-huh. When your mom would make corn on the cob, eight hour moms, and they'd have the mini-corns. You remember going out and making corn on the cob as an adult, and you were like blown away at how fucking easy it is? You boil it?

For four to eleven minutes. Yeah. A little bit of milk in the boiling water. Or you put it on the grill. I do not like grilled corn. It's some grill marks. I do not like grilled corn. I think it's bullshit.

Why is it bullshit? Boiled corn is way better. No, I liked... Same thing. Steamed dumplings? Way better than fried dumplings. No, fried dumplings are good. Depends.

Depends. Depend. No? Again, it's like, I mean, I know we'll go out to dinner, and then we'll be there with somebody, and it'll be, let's say, you know, it'll be a famous person. And they'll order steamed dumplings, and you, right in front of me, you won't make eye contact with me. You'll tell them, I've always thought steamed dumplings were better.

After that, we'll have this conversation, you'll do it. I'll set it up. Set it up. A test, if you will. You're still testing me. I had a feeling you were still testing me. That's my job. Yeah.

As a producer of this show, it's going to be nothing but tests from here on out. You gave me the psychopath test, didn't you? What is that? Do they have a test? That seems weird that the unions have a test for that. Yeah, I think it is. And then what happens after that? Why would you take that test?

You just have to find out you're a psychopath. I think that the psychiatrist does it, do you, when you're at Arkham. But being a psychopath and not turning into like fucking Jeffrey Dahmer, that's like being like over seven feet tall, but you're not in the NBA. Yeah, you're a great guy. What? We just got a big response to a DM. What do you mean we got a big response to a guy that we want for the show?

Are we going to fuck Dua Lipa? Is that what it's going to happen? I'm sure I'd say it on the show, so he has to do it. Yeah, just wait, we got live mics on. Let me just show it to me, let's see. Oh, yes, amazing. Do we say it to the audience so it has to happen? Yes, yeah.

So you said, it's your show. Folks, our hero, Hassan Piker. Hassan Piker will be on the show. Will be on the show, he's agreed to it. Our hero. He can't walk it back now. He can't walk it back. He literally didn't even say he's going to be on the show.

He said, sorry I was in Japan when you sent me this. No, he's about to be in Japan. Japan, Japan, Japan. Should I just say, we just announced, Japan to express, I'm going to say we just announced on, Japan that comes from Japan. Is that where they got the name for the bear, Chinese dude. I'm just going to say we just announced on the show. Yeah, we announced on the show that he's coming on your, you are coming on.

So now he has no get. And if he's got the money to fly to Japan, he can certainly come to New York City. I should say that to him as well. Yeah, you certainly. Where does he live again, Billings, Montana? No, no, he lives in Hollywood. Oh. Yeah.

I don't know why I thought he lived in Montana. Why? I don't know. I just saw that. A lot of influencers moved there. Yeah. I would. Ranches.

I would. If I was making fucking $18 million a month on Twitch, I would live at the top of a fucking mountain in a castle. They don't have castles in Japan. You know, I'm living that castle from the movie Entrapment. Oh. You remember that? The one with the lasers, where she goes in her ass.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What the fuck are you doing? It's when Catherine's going to go, Joe, why are you doing it? You don't, I know the scene. You don't have to, she's, first of all, she's not even doing that and stops. She's doing it. Why?

Do you think it's sus? Do you think it's sus? It's good. It's beyond sus. They just don't like it. They just don't like it. He said, ha ha ha. That means you've got to come on.

That means you have to come on. Yeah. And you're our hero. Yeah. We love you. We've got to have a little chat with Hasan and figure out this whole fucking somehow being in your mid 30s and making content for 12-year-olds because I can't, we can't figure it out.

So we need to. We're trying so hard to be you. We need the Hasan bump. I want to be you. A cynical, dumb person would say it's just the politics, but it can't be that. Because it was just the politics, and I can show you a million guys that are just the politics guys, but they're in their 30s, and children hate them. They come off like pedophiles, basically.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because he's cute. Yeah. I think there's more than that. He's selling sex. How do we get the kids in the Adam Friedland show van? Yeah.

That's what we need to understand. Yeah. What kind of candy are you working with this time? Yeah. Kids like candy anymore. What is he giving out, hummus and baby carrots? I don't know. I think that the children are watching like fucking like hentai now.

They're doing like hentai soundcloud after something. But we got to get on that, whatever it is, we got to figure it out. I tell you, you know what I would love right now? He says my fan base is more aggro than Matt Healy. What does that mean? I don't know. He's taking shots at Matt Healy now. No, he did a response video.

Hasan is now publicly claiming via these Instagram DMs that he will kill Matt Healy given the opportunity if I'm understanding that correctly. No, let's not make accusations. I'm not making accusations. I am simply a vessel for what's being DMed. Breaking news, folks. Hasan Piker has threatened to kill Matt Healy, has issued a fatwa against Matt Healy and demanded that his audience kill Matt Healy given the opportunity if a shallot should

come up. Can you imagine like, they're siblings. Is Gene Shallot still alive? Imagine that guy eating pussy. Imagine that guy just swapping, switching between the asshole and the pussy. Just his mustache dripping. Just fucking going back and forth, his hair bobbing up and down and being like, do you like this?

Just the fucking, just the big mustache. I don't remember. Was he, he likes every movie? He was one of those guys? I don't know. He was like the guy in the taxi cab that likes every movie? I don't know. I don't fucking care, dude.

I just really want some, like a pesto side salad, a, a side salad of pesto pasta salad side. I literally had that for breakfast. I was maybe, I know, dude, I'm a mind, I'm a fucking mind reader. I have a good recipe for you that's vegan that, that would be very easy to make at home. What is it? It's like, is it a recipe or is it just three different ingredients? No, it's like a pot, it's a sauce you make for possible kale.

Okay, what is it? You basically blitz kale. What do you mean blitz kale? You put it in the blender. That's called a blitz? Is it a blend? Process? You know, the blitz.

No, just stop trying to be cute. What the, is that a real, like? I'll tell you what's in it. But what do you mean you blitz kale? Is that a thing? Is that like a food network thing? Do they say that? I think I've been watching a lot of chefs on, on Instagram that are British and they

say blitz. It's wild. I mean, we got to ask a son about this when he comes on the show next week. I can't wait to meet him. Do you know what this fucking, this? I just can't, what are you going to wear? I don't know what I'm going to wear. Me?

I don't know what I'm going to wear. I'm going to have a costume shop and I'm going to get some, something fun. We got to wear something that he thinks is cool. Yeah. What is it? I don't know. Neon sneakers and like brand new socks. We got to go to.

That's all. The only thing I know about Zoomer culture is they've, they'll never re-wear a pair. I've never seen a Zoomer like have socks on that look like they're not fresh out of the fucking package. It was brand, brand new Nike dry fits. Every single one of them. We got to go to like palace or supreme and get full fits from the song gets here. Damn.

What was I going to say? Oh, tell me more about this sauce. Maya had the recipe. No, I can't find it. If I Google it. Is this girl Lila or something? I'll tell you the sauce. Yeah.

So you blitz kale. Hold on. Yeah. It's Lila. Blitz. Just tell me to me. You said you knew it. I just forget.

Yeah. No. It's somebody else's recipe. You can't keep doing this. You can't keep getting away with this. What do you mean? It's nonstop. Here it is.

I didn't know a recipe. You're going to. I know. I did a recipe last night that was like a pesto, but it was a kale base. It's the Adam Friedland recipe. I didn't make up a recipe. All right. Well, you present things things as if you know kale stems removed, grated parm you could

replace that for vegan lemon. The second ingredient is non vegan. You could replace that with what? There's options. They people use. I don't know. Like fucking. No.

No. Okay. All right. Lemon, olive oil, garlic cloves, and pasta. That's it. And then you, instead of cooking all that crap, you just put it in a food processor. You cook the kale quickly for five minutes until soft and then you put it in the pot. Is that what blitzing means?

Blanch. You blanch it. Blanching is in water. You blitz it in a food processor blender. So you blanch the kale first and then blitz it? Blanch then blitz. All right. Mm-hmm.

Well, I'm not doing all that. Why? Because it sounds like it's just fucking, it's just pasta sauce and lettuce in it. Yeah, but it doesn't taste like it's just lettuce sauce. It tastes, it tastes mad good. Yeah. Yeah. And it's healthy.

It's good for you. You get your veggies. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong with that? I don't know. I'm just hungry right now and I'm, I'm, I'm very, I'm, I'm trying to be all my best behavior, but I tell you without day two of not vaping, I really just want to just, just

fucking break glasses looking at you. My glasses? Yeah. I just want to fucking snap them. But what? But I need them to see. I know. And then when you're doing that, it makes it worse.

And it has nothing to do with you. It's not personal. Can I see the vape again? I just want to look at it. Okay, fine. Well, I'll tell you what, we got to, Dave said that when you can, if you ever get upset, he said that we can use him. I'm not upset.

I'm just fucking, I'm just so like just aggravated. I need to bit the chomp on or fucking just to punch a hole in drywall. I know. I hate. It's, I, I tell you. I hate to see you like that. It was so much easier to quit smoking. Cause you're so like, you're so like Island Redoms normally.

Yeah. You know, like live and let live Christian normally and seeing you like this, like worked up aggravated. I'm sweating. I'm sweating. And I just, all I can think about is that fucking those goddamn elf bars. Why don't you get like a toothpick? It's not the same, but you know, you're fucking hopelessly addicted to this shit.

You puff on that thing all day long. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. It's such a whack thing. Yeah. It's such a whack. Does it make you feel sick?

I was, I was waking up. I was like, cause I've quit before, but when you're waking up, it's right on the night stay. The worst thing is when you're in bed. Yeah. Yeah. Do it all night long. That is pathetic.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And last night I didn't sleep well and I was just like tap like drinking water, hitting it. Yeah. I wake up in the middle of the night with nicotine cravings, which cigarettes never fucking did to me.

But if I can't go, if I can't sleep, then it's like, you know, I got to cut this out. This is terrible. It's a good thing we don't have any vape sponsors. Is it even legal for them to advertise? I don't know. It's legal for fucking Kraytum to advertise. No, I think, I think vapes are like, they keep changing the brands. That's why you see the same like cases with like different words on them because they're

like the FDA just shuts them down and they start a new company. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah. Yeah. It's Chinese. Oh is it? I think so.

I saw this video. We decided we're Chinese. We just decided to blame Chinese people for vaping. No, no, I saw this video of that. Wait, look, Elf Bar Factory. Yeah. Of all these Chinese guys just hating. Dude, dude, look at, dude, like, what, what, what do they do that for to test them?

Because they're ripping vape, too. Yeah, for the audience at home, it's like a thousand Elf bars like impact like in a cube and a Chinese guy, the factory just hit it. Get the music in there. And that's, that's their Looney Tunes factory music. Yeah. Yeah. That's why they're beating us in the fucking.

That would fire me up to work at the Elf Bar Factory. Dude, this is the funniest video, the ripping Elf Bar. I also love these little like train conductor hats that make them wear in the factory. They're like, yeah, you're going to look like, remember when fucking Pluto was Mickey's boss? Remember back before they figured out who Pluto was? Dude, it's crazy. These guys must be hitting so much Elf bar.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm jealous of that. You're jealous of those guys? I want to hit a goddamn, I want to hit a goddamn fucking, what's this? What are you looking at? My Amazon package. What are you getting?

I don't know. How do you get ethernet cable to what? You're always getting cable. Well, I want a hard wire, I put a TV, I had a TV in the bedroom and I put it on the wall and I want to put the Apple TV back there and then maybe another cable box and I want a hard wire, rather than having a Wi-Fi. Yeah, it's better. You can really tell the difference.

Yeah. Yeah. You know a movie I watched last night I've never seen? The Jim Carrey Cat in the Hat movie? No. I haven't seen that. Yeah. Is it good?

I don't know. I just guessed. You asked me to guess. I saw Ed Wood. Oh, okay. It's a good movie. Yeah. Pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah. It's no fucking cat in the hat, but certainly something. Did you see Plan 9 from Outer Space when you were a kid? I remember when I was a kid they were like, oh, that's the worst movie ever. It was like the room before the room. Yeah. No, I'm trying to think of The Goonies, obviously I saw that.

When you were a kid. Yeah. An American Beauty. I think those were the two. Yeah. Yeah. You saw it with your parents? What?

American Beauty. No, I think it was just fucking the VHS tape, like, you know, my dad would rent movies from Blockbuster and then tape, like tape them. So the, what, piracy? Are you doing a bit where you're pretending to be upset about Blockbuster piracy? You wouldn't steal a car? Yeah. You wouldn't steal a car?

No. That was more about downloading stuff. What was it? Downloading? Yeah. What's the FBI warning for you? It was so funny, too. Your dad's going to Gitmo.

To put that, to put that, like, in front of movies or whatever, like, just misunderstanding, like, even the basic technology that, like, that that would have to show up in whatever you downloaded, that they could only pirate the entire thing. Wait, say that again? I don't know. That they would put that, that, like, don't download, you know, like, nobody who downloaded the movie is going to see that, they don't leave that part in the fucking torrent file. Right, you're seeing it legally.

Yeah, right. Yeah. So it doesn't, yeah. Right, they're lecturing the wrong people. But the aesthetic of that, of that video was sick. It was like a very, like, Ronan. It was very run, run-lola-run. Do you remember that movie?

Yeah. It was very, like, early 2000s. Yeah, yeah, Tony Hawk. You know what, it's funny. Tony Hawk. Yes. You know what, maybe I will blow it up because it's like, I don't know how well their business is, but there is a, and I don't mean blow it up in a bad way, but there's a restaurant

in Dumbo called Super Fine that was, like, probably, you walk in and you're like, this place was open in 2002. Like, you just fucking peg it immediately. And it, I don't know, I don't think they changed anything. So it's like, it's, like, very much like being in a time capsule. And like, there's just good, maybe it's, you know, we're the same age. When's it from? 2002.

You go in there. How do you know? Wasn't Dumbo just, like, factories back then? I have no idea, but you go in there and it fucking feels like it. Uh-huh. I mean, maybe it moved locations or something, but it's, like, very much like... What was the restaurant back then? It was before food was, like, good.

Good. Yeah. So the food actually there, and I don't want to shit on them, but the food's disgusting. Yeah. But it's like, it feels like, it just makes me feel good to be in there. Food, like, restaurants weren't good until 10 years ago. For me, for a guy like me, going in there is how, like, boomers used to feel, going to, like, a fucking, like, it's a diner and there's a little jukebox on the fucking...

Yeah. You go in this place and it's like, oh, remember when you could see through the iMac? You're right. Yeah. Remember when people had an inflatable beanbag? That's your Johnny Rockets. Yeah, basically, literally. Yeah.

That's your Nostalgia. Yeah. They're just, they fucking, they'll play, like, fucking, like, uh, like, Thievery Corporation. Sick. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah. It's very much like...

They're from D.C.? Yeah. But I feel like even that, but that's, like, sort of, like, temporarily locked, all that, like, down tempo shit, like, like, trip hop or whatever you call it. Lounge music. Lounge music. Right. But, yeah, that, I love going to that place because it's like, oh, yeah, it's fucking,

I'm 12 and I'm fucking, I'm a loser and I'm never going to get pubes, but, like, fucking, they got, there's something called Xbox is coming out. If you're reading about, like, wow, Xbox, it sounds like it's going to be pretty cool. Microsoft? The future? That's the future. The future. Yeah.

Oh, man. What, wait, what? It was more of a, it was very much like a... What were the foods from then, though? I don't know. I mean, they got, like, hamburgers and shit and, I mean... People did be eating those. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean, I'm, you know, I'm vegan, so I think I had just, I had a big mushroom. I had a big mushroom. They do that. Yeah, instead of a burger. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Portobello mushroom was, like, that was early on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my dad, he was like, I read about this in a, he said a men's magazine. Yeah. I was like, what, you read about Portobello mushrooms in maximum? Yeah, yeah. No, but I tell you, that's a super fun place. I love going there. Terrible food, but just being in there...

It is kind of nice to be at a bad food place. Yeah, being in there, I'm like, oh, this is awesome. I'm playing, I'm renting Beetle Adventure Racing from Blockbuster and eating seven bowls of Honey Nut Cheerios. I'm playing... I'm playing Crazy Taxi. Yeah, right. No, it's very much Crazy Taxi.

It's Crazy Taxi. There are other lives in there. That game was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy. You know, that guy should not have been working. Yeah. You know, that's not safe. Yeah.

They don't go into the backstory, though. Well, what do you mean, that guy shouldn't have been working? This is fun, too, because now we get to watch you lie your way through ever having played Crazy Taxi. Well, the backstory is, is that in his country, he was a doctor. So, in your mind, Crazy Taxi is the story of an Indian man that owns a taxi now, and he's gone... He got a cab medallion.

He's gone mad. He's gone mad. Yeah. You know what drove him to mad? What? Capitalism. Capitalism? Yeah.

Yeah, capitalism is pretty fucking bad. Dude, I can't stand it. Mm-hmm. I wonder what it has on things. I don't know. It is... I don't want to get too into the weeds. Well, I mean, it's just like, how do you earnestly make that your whole...

But no, there's a lot of people that don't make money doing that. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're just like, that's late capitalism for you on Twitter. Dude, people are doing CumTown podcasts with three guys that make no money. Are they? Yeah. There have to be a million of them. Honestly, I'm surprised that there were not more.

The entire time we did it, I always thought there's got to be a bunch of people that are being like, I could do this, and then they do, but nobody listens to it. Dude, every younger comic I know says like, oh, you're so lucky you don't go to mics anymore. I'm like, why? And they're like, it's just people trying to be Nick. Yeah, but that's an open mic. That's different.

Well, whatever, but it's an effect on... And then what do they do? What is happening at those open mics? They're just like, what if a fucking Indian guy was crazy taxi? No, we could. Just say that. And he was a doctor in this country before him, but he got a cab medallion. And because of the rise of Uber, that's why, because of the rise of Uber, yeah, his cab

medallion is now worth $20,000 or is once worth $1.5 million. Do you see now they're reporting every train derailment because of this thing in Ohio? Oh, so people want to front like they always cared about it. Well, they're reporting all of them. Now they're trying to dig right off the cliff. It's fucking wild. It's wild. It just happens every day.

It's just fine. They're just constantly trains derailment. Wait, I thought that people said it was like the safest way to travel. It's not traveling. It's the way we ship shit. I mean, it's the same thing, though. It's the same idea. Yeah.

I mean, I was on a hit track yesterday. I didn't have any trouble. But you watch those train derailment videos and it's like, are these tracks much different than the... Yeah, passenger tracks. Yeah. Is there no safety regulation? I don't know.

I mean, I'm sure there must be because you don't hear about passenger trains derailing all the time. That hasn't happened in like 50 years or something. Yeah. But there's another video from Ohio. It's the same fucking railroad. It's just some guy waiting at a train crossing and he just tapes it and the train just like it just fucks up.

According to the guys who are just like casually back his car up while the train is just being destroyed. Damn. It is white genocide then. Yeah. They are trying to fuck up Ohio. Yeah. I'm convinced.

Yeah. Wait, are people still on that that they're trying to poison Trump voters or something? I would imagine. Yeah. There's nothing to move on to now. The vaccine stuff is all dried up. Really? It's like just back to being RFK saying shit.

Yeah. There was this thing with like the latest thing is there was some like, I don't really understand British politics, but he was like an MP or a PM or something, but he's like WhatsApp fucking like a text got leaked and it's like him texting the other, I don't know, British fucking the chancellor or whatever the fuck or whatever it is. The ex checkery. Yeah. I don't know.

He's like fucking talk to the other guy. He's like, when are we releasing the new variant? No way. Yeah. He's like, we got to get people scared about the virus. Yeah. I mean, we say something else. Yeah.

He's doing a bit. Yeah. He's doing a bit. It's funny if they're in the parliament. He's texting that. Yeah. But I mean, if the Epstein thing teaches you anything, it's like they could, it really could.

You could have a fucking a video from Dr. Fauci with his penis and like going into a four year old girl. And he's like, did I tell you we're creating a virus with the Chinese and we're going to release it on people to make Donald Trump look bad and oh, oh, I'm coming in this baby. And then they could, that could be just out. They could release that video and then fucking the New York Times would be like, oh, it turns out Dr. Fauci had a little more involvement than we thought. And then Republicans would lose their mind.

But then a week later, Republicans would be like, and then for the green M&M is, you know, they would be down with the M&M. So they're too ADD. Nothing would happen. They're too ADD. So there's nothing like, it just, nothing will ever happen. Yesterday's news. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The baby getting brainwashed. Oh, oh boy. Yeah. Oh, it feels so good to create, it feels almost as good as creating a virus. Making a virus with my Chinese friends. Do we have to go?

We have that call. We do. We have this call that we have to do. We have to go. Yeah. So there we, you know, I kind of, I like doing, just doing these like these little video podcasts because when people demand that I be on the show, you're the star of the Adam Friedler show, the podcast.

That I could just get to be a mediocre guest. Starring Nick Mullen. Until we bleed off all of the, all of the Mullen fans and we can finally create my true dream of just, 12 year olds, yeah, well, me just sort of hanging out. And then yeah, a doctor videos about Dr. Fauci and then I leaked those. You corrupt Hasan's fans. Yeah. I figure out a way that if you play the show, if you play, if you take the video file of

the Adam Friedler show and you play it backwards and you do the thing where you highlight it, so like every other pixel is blue, it's a video of Dr. Fauci having sex with a baby. A baby. Voiris. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, creating a voiris. All right.

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