The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - EP. PLT – Metamorph

Episode Date: October 27, 2022

THE LAST AUDIO ONLY / PODCAST EPISODE Patreon.com/tafs. Show premieres this weekend

Oh it's the Adam Friedland show it's the Adam go ahead it's the Adam Friedland show and welcome and this was the next one I feel like I should be closer or you should be closer I'm not moving you have to move closer to me but won't the guests sit there yeah I guess I should be over here you should be there I should be here ladies and gentlemen we are now 11 hours away from the launch well not the launch the recording of it's Wednesday night the taping some fat guy from patreon came by oh my gosh yeah oh my god you can we hear you tell me

tell me hello hello it's Wednesday night it's like 11 right now tell the story of the fact because I thought it was really good yeah the contest winner of the I'm gay by James Carville book you know it's annoying to meet him I didn't know what kind of like sweepstakes you're running on the show but I was actually like regularly thinking about calling they can be like hey can I have I'll print you another one I still have the file it's not the same actually I don't I don't have the file why because I closed Photoshop and it was like do you want to save this I'm like what the hell am I going to save

this you could have sold it you could have sold it well as you got it then you got to put a name on it right so that's some rare shit that yeah and you don't want a file called I'm gay for sure yeah on your hard drive yeah you don't want that kind of compromise you don't want that compromise what if Putin what if Putin hacks my computer and he makes me say Donald Trump is good on Twitter oh no I'd rather die so okay I tell you I can't get enough of Chris Hayes crying on TV when about abortion really why I don't know I just love these clips I didn't know about it you're sick and you're dying and your doctor can't do

anything and that's what they want and it's like who's who's like the redneck like the pro-life redneck that's gonna be like damn I've well shit I was wrong I had not thought abortion was bad until Chris Hayes cried on TV no he's doing it for for trying to cheat on his wife yeah I hope he cheats on his wife with me I want to fuck Chris Hayes and that's the only reason I think a woman has the right to choose first of all let me introduce our guest for what could be the final can we say that no we'll still release the audio but we'll still release the audio but that this is the final podcast exclusive exclusive

podcast yeah the Adam Friedland show wow and our guest is our director of photography for tomorrow and our good friend making his second appearance on the Adam or on I guess his first on the Adam Friedland yeah I'll tell you never please welcome they're different things yeah no they're yeah they're very different so welcome Alex thanks for being here thanks for having from Salt Lake City Utah right you heard of it yeah I've heard it I've been there dude right you're basically Mormon is I'm gonna I'm going to Salt Lake for I think I've shows there sometime the next year my plan I'm going to you guys got big fans

there to go I think my brother-in-law listens to you guys go into every like Mexican food Indian food place ready to go on a spicy food restaurants ready go on and I order some spicy and then I got this you call this place pepper Lake City just bomb just kill myself in the bathroom it's the place to do it yeah get a body how many people do you know from high school that are dead like for spooky town it's pretty spooky like dead from like just like being possessed by the Mormon ghosts oh no they should call this place Salt Lake City all the funerals they got here I try not to acknowledge them or you know it's I

guess I have like a story I don't really want to tell a story about a dead person actually because it feels disrespectful with Halloween right right right yeah it was about a girl that I used to sleep with who then before or after she died after she died well yeah it was fucking her ghosts well yeah like that brown bunnies from the montage it goes you'd be a very funny type of criminal a guy that digs up dead bodies and opens the casket takes a dump in there and then we bury the body and they catch him please catch him mid-dump shit and

they're like hands up and he's just a little spotlight on him into a helicopter freeze it's the turd what do you call them crypt turder the crypt turd the crypt shitter shitter the notorious crypt shitter has been found no more no more turds on grandma's face yeah and it's Tom Noonan mm-hmm who were we texting about earlier you said when you're coming with black titles yeah well Stephen got me started and that's a that's a niche I got a scratch they're really good no no I said there should be a black cars called oh I make a car is called in polys oh okay yeah and then and then you want to build and yeah

yeah like a craister 300 or something okay like but like with like a black hood or something and then you went in I mean I can pull them up they're fantastic I don't remember but yeah let's go to text let's go to the group thread text real quick I told I told my friend John John that I would promote his event before I forget that planet yeah next weekend come on that wasn't me that was Louis Gomez the next weekend me and Adam will both be governors in Long Island but if you find yourself in Brooklyn and you want to go to a motorcycle and tattoo event the John John runs it is customculturefest.com

with K's KKK well KK just yeah custom culture fest they do tattoos and if you're into that kind of gay shit custom culture collective culture custom culture fest get a get a swastika tattoo yeah and the custom motorcycle that's pretty cool and say hi to John John and appearing at the fest is the Sam kinesis the father son duo from Orange County choppers I believe oh Paul Tuttle yeah is that a reality TV show yeah it's pretty good it's pretty good so they make motorcycles sons of anarchy vibes no yeah no it's a reality they should call dog bounty hunter Paul Tatl why because he's a Tatl he's a

snitch and he looks like the other guy Paul Tatl Planet of the Apes they should play it call this place salt Tatl City snitches you're just doing an hour of that in Salt Lake right bombing I mean I ever seen you know people usually just come and just like make fun of Mormons that's like the only yeah you can really and you call them moron and Alex you consider yourself to be a jacked you're a jack Mormon we've gone over this several times what are what do you know that you know the terminology that's pretty good I grew up with a lot of Mormons right in Vegas yeah you ever

go to Mormon Church no they don't let you in that's not you know you into the temple into the temple yeah moms because that's what you got you got more of the moms are so fucking hot you think so I used to abuse myself in ninth grade to my Mormon friends when I'm around a bunch of Mormon moms I start wanting to throw throwing stars mm-hmm I'm like I gotta mm-hmm well that's how I say hello yeah that's my great that's your signature anime style that's trying to that's trying to throw I throw playing cards if you do you do it to be annoying I go down to I go down to New Orleans every summer and I throw playing

cards at fat like gambit that's my that's the only time I meet uh-huh is my summer my weekend New Orleans every summer when I start throwing flaming playing cards at the fattest women and they get wedged in the yeah yeah like who set me on fire who set my big ass on fire ma'am oh yeah no the moms were because they were like bursting with sexual energy because they don't they fucked one walk is everything pressed yeah it's like frightening yeah they got married to the only guy they fucked and they're so nice and they always have like I don't know I always have food there's

something about that place it's just so evil to me it's terrifying I can't all like is a fucking weird thing and I I feel like I'm like you know I'm trying to do the whole like oh yeah I don't hate where you came from shit but I fucking hate it there so much have you been a Haiti my new thing now we got to go there dude yeah you and I and you and me we got to go like like look at Alex I'd be like I feel like we're back in Wakanda right now stop I say you know you speak French at all you don't speak you don't like parley vu france I actually don't I feel bad when I meet a bunch of you know a lot of like a lot of like crew like

like like whole grip team on this stuff we've been working on a lot of Haitian guys they find out I'm Haitian they're like sup I say brother I'm like I fucking you guys just learn everything about car Haitian guys bite yeah I'm like coming up more of a Jack Haitian than I am a Jack becoming an expert you left the left the church of Wyclef John exactly I left the Wyclef John campaign trail I was running for president I had a friend a Haitian friend in college named Adolfo that's pretty good Adolfo Hitler oh no he was no you're imaginary friend when you're going oh my

imaginary friend in college a black man imagine if you have an imaginary friend did you ever see the Bourdain where he goes to Haiti yeah it's so sad the paintings from the Haitian Revolution it's just like motherfuckers gonna their heads cut off dad but then just black people dress like Napoleon genuinely the the funniest guy in history King Louis French guy because you remove the historical context and you're like whiz no it's just untreated like Bed-Stuy black mental illness just it's like one guy in the hood that just he's never gotten medicine okay he thinks he's Napoleon he's got a big-ass dick print go into

the side but I mean yeah it's what they want they didn't have any other clothes back yeah I know I know everybody jeans and a t-shirt but it's very it's very funny just like buckles and stuff frills yeah that episode Bourdain was the best it wise that one the best was I mean it wasn't the best but it was the realest shit I think he ever did it's really fucking so they did he did like it they gave him a setup where he's like these people are cooking like in the inner cities and then they were like giving food away and there was right after the earthquake fighting people and then all of a sudden like 10,000 people

are showing up and they're like punching each other for the food plates of food yeah and Anthony Bourdain like doesn't know what to do you know it's my favorite thing that's come out of the third world now that we look at YouTube era is when there'll be like one guy like Papa New Guinea who does like a perfect impression of like Jack Nicholson yeah you see who's the who's the guy who's the LeBron James guy that's not third world no that's the Dominican guy I'm more LeBron James I am LeBron James no there's like one of those Indian islands where they eat people there's a guy that's like who

are we eating today it's always it's always Filipino guys Filipino guys always like have those kind of talents yeah okay number one McDonald's English words Chevrolet they don't they don't know how to make a sentence in English so they're saying random shit it's good it's pretty cool it's good stuff yeah so the book went away we had a fat guy yeah wait yeah what was the what happened he walked in he came by he's like in the book I'm like hey it goes being super sad and stuff he's like you spent 100,000 dollars on him he wasn't even like excited to go like get get out I mean I've walked around with me I've

walked around with both of you and like just like very nice dudes will come up to you on the street and be like hey the book contest yeah the nice guys don't typically win fan contest hey what were the stipulations to win to get the most upvotes on a reply and what was his reply it was like an Indian guy he got the most he posted a picture of an Indian dude he changed his avi to an Indian that seems on brand but yeah I mean I didn't appreciate the rudeness but right also this is it's like fuck as we I just it's beautiful in here oh thank you it's gorgeous yeah I mean I can like I can say this on the show it's like I'm very

proud of both and you're a director of photography avatar reminded me I went to skanks fest and like it's very avatar does remind me of skanks well I'll tell you why so there was it is a bizarre foreign world it is kind of where the people there are maybe animals they're maybe not human they're all 12 feet tall but no it's funny cuz gangsters from the outside like they only fuck the animals in that movie yeah yeah they fuck with their tails so I'm just like they're just having sex with anyway sorry oh no it's alright it's fine but yeah I from the outside it's like this is this is insane you know it's like this is like

there's a promo Mocha cashier sent it to me for skanks fest and it's just like all the highlights of skanks fest and like that you know it like just gets progressively it starts off just being like kind of just like the wrap rock stuff you know very click-click boom and then in 30 seconds you're watching you're watching people put a gun into Lewis's ass and then Lewis arguing with him Dylan about how it's not gay and but so from the outside you're like this is like the best you can say is that it's like too stupid to be right but then you're there and it's like for better or for worse these are my only

friends right these are the only people I can relate to and I got there and I saw do you know Dante Nero is no I don't he had a he co-hosted the black Phillip show with trees he's an extrovert from like the Bronx right yeah but now he's all like fad or whatever but he's incredible I can't remember the last time I saw him I'm pretty sure at one point he had a bone through his nose didn't he he might still have that no that was Michelle Obama he's a giant septum piercing but he's got rings on and tattoos and stuff he's like very much a character but I haven't seen him in a while and he's like hey it's good to see you and I had

laryngitis at the time and he's like immediately goes you know what you got to do is you got to take some scotch and gargle it swirl it around in the back of your throat I'm like I would vomit scotch scotch to cure laryngitis like that's like they probably maybe like salt water if you told somebody that during the Great Depression that's not the answer and then he's like alright I'll see you later I'm going to get an avatar made of me they scan you and turn you into an avatar like like the novel like the movie yes I got no more information he just disappeared to go home in avatar at the event yeah after

giving me the scotch of advice yeah I understand the avatar fetish I was like damn I love skanks fast did you see we want to go I didn't go we were in the studio it was it's so amazing they show a teaser for the new shit I was just telling you this about fucking PlayStation 5 but this next gen shit is fucked up dude it's insane what we're doing it's like almost like we should that we really don't need to make anything else in the real world yeah well they make video games like too heavy now right they started doing that probably the last game the game starts and it's like you're right and you're

an architect that was violently rape wake up in your family and somehow you've been given superpowers you have to and you have to capture press X to journal about your rape right you have to sit there tapping X mm-hmm in fight well I download of the circle those are all this horror game called the quarry that I thought was gonna be like it's a horror game like like horror game I thought I was gonna have to be a killing monsters a horror game called the quarry about this woman yeah giant vagina quarry with the quarry but the quarry it was like but then I just I downloaded it and I started playing it and it's just a fucking

it's a story book I mean it's a choose-your-own-adventure novel and I was pissed but I guess I should have known that but then there's another game called like the plague or some shit that looks like you play in like the period of like the plague and sorry what are you gonna say I was I was gonna say when the Italians moved there you go there you go racism well it's not you can be right you can be racist to Italians but again it's another like it's a very beautiful story book game and I'm like what happened to gameplay so then I've just been playing FIFA and 2k mm which is also as I was saying earlier too it's

like the kids all on everybody online is way too the last 20 years of gaming has been so fucking insane that it's like you can't like I'm I do other things and so unfortunately I have to to live but yeah two things that like maybe disappoint you when you're younger than to be not good at skateboarding it's such a blessing to not be good at you are then you never stopped right I mean skateboarding yes it's playing Nick if you had to add up all of your hours of gameplay in your 33 years what would what do you think it would add up to I have no idea do you think it'd be a month probably longer probably a month

playing modern warfare to 20 years old but you slept during that month I mean like if you yeah but I would wake up at like 2 p.m. that's that's fucking good time yeah those are the best years when you're like when you're 20 before you have like any kind of like existential crisis you don't you're like I'm you don't have no concept that you're ever gonna die you're like I drink malt you're gonna live forever yeah I used to fucking I used to order two burritos like two like smothered burritos not to say sit down call the boys up just fucking play we're playing like Tom Cleanser like the division or some shit

just buy a game beat it all with your friends and then just like keep it you just stay up all night now I was in Austin I would go to I would go to the beer store go to RBM next my apartment then I'm gonna taco max I get three tacos three tinga tacos and then yeah 40 and then I would get drunk and play modern warfare until 6 o'clock in the morning yeah and then you sleep a little bit you get up the first thing you want to do is turn I would go lift weights and then and then maybe I would go to Blake's apartment mm-hmm we would play modern warfare to mm-hmm on his projector mm-hmm and he would take pain

medicine and he would take Percocets we used to drink lean and play video game hell yeah so good this is gonna be a lean show it's I don't want to spoil the surprise but we're gonna be drinking lean oh everything is gonna be written on lean yeah yeah yeah this shows dripping the big the big reveal is that the shows the podcast is gonna be ten minutes long that we record but then we chop it down you guys gotta interview at least we have one rapper that's gonna be coming on the show can you tell me who I told you already wait really yeah wait mouth it to me oh yeah okay yeah when I say that he's a black yeah yeah

but no shade I really love his music so much he's incredible he's a legend that's actually really exciting I hope you let me shoot that episode we gotta talk yes we gotta talk about he's a really good guy I think he's going on tour abroad for a month but Adam has to talk about my bookie dot AG for a second well good question actually gambling that's a great question Alex my bookie dot AG is a place tell me about it where you can win money okay silence that's all you can bet okay guys you can bet on anything anywhere anytime your first deposit bonus is up to a thousand dollars and you get 31 free spins you can

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the NHL back I don't know probably but oh and also the NFL and that you could also bet on the ponies I smell like shit I never had body odor came a vegan and I feel like dog shit you're eating that fucking like soy protein shit though that shit that fucking shit at the restaurant it's like regular veggie burgers regular bean and mushrooms like sometimes that shit makes you feel like really bloated they're not well also like the fake meat is not I'd say I feel fine anyway guys that you can go I don't think my problems my diet I think I'm sorry they got special promotions this part of this is boring now yeah but

bro then we have to do more oh you have sorry I shouldn't I shouldn't have said that to you come back for your fucking job I'm sorry I'm sorry take my job serious oh I just want to just get back to my life's work you gotta make Adam look like a beautiful actress on camera and I am I now will be anyway guys they got great contest that you can play I don't know what the fuck they are but you can play them and you go to my bookie on AG you put in promo code is it tax or Alex we have to do this part of the show why being sincere me and Nick is really beautiful this fucking dust come from it's it is sorry you got to finish

the reading this thing what is it taps or come down try I think there's Joey switch Joey come down what's the copy shot for this week oh why don't you give it to me I can't find it okay so go to don't touch these I didn't touch the knobs I touched the the game you go to my bookie on AG put in promo code TAFS you get a fucking bonus and you tell them that we sent you all right let's get back to the show thank you back to the show TAFS so anyway why don't you guys pre-record that stuff pre-record what because it we used to really like go all out with them

I used to be one of the best part of the show I see and now I should listen to like an early episode oh the first year or come down this great show and then after that you made too much money but why are you literally as soon as I got PlayStation 4 we had some moments you know that was like the first thing we bought to Best Buy yeah I'm a king I got a 65 inch TV to PlayStation 4 that's literally yeah still you need still do not have health insurance mm-hmm really yeah I got it I got a big old fucking emergency I have really good health insurance and I was like talking I was like why I can't just like give this

card to somebody who needs it it's kind of a silly fucking thing yeah well that's why you got a vote for John Fetterman mm-hmm for Pennsylvania that's going to Pennsylvania John Fetterman mm-hmm dude that did you either you watch that we watch I watched clips in the car I've been very like out of the political world these days mm-hmm because it's just been bothering yeah out of me yeah he had a stroke six months right until you tell you tell me yeah and I mean it's I get obviously it could be worse he's not fucking Hector Salamanca this poor guy because there's nobody else nobody can like just that's I guess that's how

politics works he's he's the only guy with those opinions right you know what I mean there's gotta be it's gotta be it's not that the options can't be Dr. Oz or stroke that's the best I just like don't know that none of this stuff feels really yeah it's like at least like you only when I was a kid and I didn't know what was going on it all seemed legitimate yeah your child and you're watching this is what's going on you just like what the fuck kind of world I've read stories about people who have led nations but now what we lived in a once great country yeah it's almost like you gotta make it great yeah that's

problem you think there's gonna be a civil war no no 100% dude I don't think that 100% you really think she's gonna do people want to fight no one cares nobody gives no it would be over abortion and it's like nobody gives a shit about anything the women are gonna have to do the war all right I'm not fighting the women aren't gonna the women aren't gonna do a war the women aren't gonna do a January 6th that's for God damn sure no they're gonna talk shit they're gonna be like that or couldn't even get that's I think that's why the political stuff's getting so boring because it's like I can't I can't possibly care

about words from people's mouths I mean it's ridiculous yeah I just stop I go home I would love for somebody to break into my apartment try and kill me I go home at night and I watch Chris Hayes cry and then I watch Tucker laugh like the Joker and that's that's that's that's news interview a billion-air rapper and you're sick and you're dying and your doctor can't do anything at all good night everybody I can't wait to tune in tomorrow you should get him on your show Chris Hayes we probably could yeah that'd be cool yeah Chris what should we do about this how many guests do you have wind up right now one two you really do need

somebody Nick Bryant wanted to come on the show who's that he wrote a book about the Franklin scandal okay maybe we'll have them on I just don't it's like how fucking funny is that gonna be it's not gonna be funny but maybe but I don't know really rogan people teach people some weird shit yeah karate guys karate guys and mentally I mean actually if you just talk to like a fucking autistic duty knows a bunch about a specific thing that's really fun to listen to it's funny you mentioned you say like politics has gotten crazy but it's basically everything right the biggest podcast in the world is like right right is you

know just get this but honestly some of the interviews are nice some of them but a lot of them are like yeah we got a Navy's right I guess I guess I'm like I guess like that's where that's where I'm talking about like a world where I'm just like picking and choosing when I'm getting diving into but then it's kind of it's kind of sad too because I miss like I miss when there's like a maybe I'm maybe making this up but like there's just like a kind of blanket like you only have access to X amount of information and the information is gonna be really in-depth and rich and so then you have like people responding to it

informing different opinions but now it's just like everyone's just really narrowed like zeroed in on a very niche thing like the yeti cooler subreddit right which you're telling me like it was kind of you're putting up these lights and there's making me depressed because it's like not even it's like then we get like young people who can't afford I've been on the like a house but then there's just like guys who have a house and then just like a room full of yeti cups dude I and then I've spent literally the last two days just on that subreddit like stop right just fucking stop right right right and then you

mentioned they have a house they are they're probably all homeowners but you see the background they all have like those like pre fab south right right right exactly I mean that's honestly I gotta go I gotta go back to Salt Lake this end of November for Thanksgiving and I'm really excited to see my sisters and stuff but like literally driving through that shit makes me want to kill myself yeah I have friends who work in like the iron union or something and like my buddy my buddy Spencer is talking to me I remember a couple years ago talking to me about like the active shooter training on those

on those train yards and like I was just like god damn it's like this is what happens to your brain yeah it's like yeah the dudes are just like wake up one of these but I'm gonna kill everybody you kill everyone at the train yard yeah yeah I only know I only know one person started on train yard hmm well that's not nice yeah I know but I tragically ruined the rest of our friends life I mean I don't know I I also was just like in an edit earlier today and I was like God do I really need to fucking be making movies I don't need to do why

what are you gonna do instead kill well I don't know I there's I'm not good I can't I don't even know that I'm that good at that but I can't I don't have anything else to do but I'm just like fuck there's just there's no need to make any I'm just gonna get this off the ground and then I'm gonna be a Guinness World Record guy I'm gonna find my clean up dude I'm gonna find it's right number one biggest stilts biggest ever biggest pair of stilts we sent me a beginner the edge in midtown so I'll just poke the stilts over the end and then just kind of work my way off and walk down 9th Avenue on 1100 feet in the air that's

insane is that how tall it is it's 1100 you look that you looked at the world record for me tell you this I was so proud of myself we're standing outside of being age with that guy yeah who said a lot of interesting things to me but the guy that worked there yeah what do you say I left yeah the number one thing we was like he's like he just brought up Australia he's like he's like one thing he's he starts talking about no kids that he was we're talking about the edge thing it's ready you can see it and you know I was like you ever go up there and he's like no he's like I'm afraid of heights he's like you're afraid of

heights I'm like no spiders he's like we should you shouldn't go to Australia then I'm like yeah I've been there I was worried about it they got big spiders there and he really free this way yeah and he was like he was like but you know what they they do have their most beautiful women in the world I'm like well I don't know about that I'm like some of them are more beastly than the spiders and he's like no no no he's like I talked to a lot of them online and you know they're all beautiful you know and I was like well I'm not gonna ask I'm not gonna get more information no Adam would have dug into the forest I just let him go

but we're looking at the edge thing he's like how high up do you think that is and I kind of just like I looked at it in the sky oh the heights of other buildings I know and I'm looking at the edge and I said to him I said 1,100 feet yeah and he goes really you think I'm like let's look it up 1,131 feet incredible fucking yeah that's crazy shot dude yeah wow that's bad that's really fun it's way better than like somebody asking you what time is it yeah he's like how'd you do that I'm like yeah I measure stuff are you raising your hand no I was just stretching sorry I'm the host and I'm still laughing

about you saying that guy had been doing a proud but then you were doing the Bill Cosby like no no what it is it's that mean and what that was folks was Nick Percy's lips because you don't know what when he does the when he like the sucking on like a warhead have you seen that jiggle jiggle commercial I mean I remembered the old Bill Cosby Jello this week and he couldn't stop singing it because yellow that's what you get what you haven't you know it's gonna be a good time yeah that's that's Filipino Bill Cosby welcome to the Philippines cheeseburger hamburger you guys doing anything for Halloween I have

to go to AC for a bachelor party AC yeah I've never been have you been mm-hmm I'm stuck to go we're seeing Sandler on Friday you're seeing Sandler he's performing yeah cool yeah he's gonna play all the hits that's music yeah yeah yeah he's on tour right now he's doing MSG tomorrow I didn't know that yeah it's the only thing I don't fucking know the hell's going on MSG I've never been there yeah really never I gotta go we were supposed to go yeah we gotta go because I was supposed to go last year I forgot what I finally figured out how to get inside there what do you mean because I've been to Penn Station a

billion times I'm like how do you get it we're doing he's just leaving you give me some water what are you doing I don't know how much time did we have we done so far we've done 37 minutes and 45 seconds and what's the full way in two minutes we're gonna do another ad read and then and then we'll do an hour total oh wow yeah cool I was tempted to just cut this one short because we got the you know I gotta you know I mean it's not that it's not that it's not but I'm so amped up that I know I won't be able to sleep and then I gotta get I'm gonna come back here look man it's gonna be fun tomorrow yeah it will be fun we'll get

here early we'll clean up yeah clean okay it all set up it's gonna be good we gotta get the we got to get the guests in wardrobe right are we doing that in here is he coming yeah we'll come here come pre-dressed no downstairs yeah I told him he's like give me some of the train yeah drink and say no you ruined it oh shit damn fuck leave that out no I told him he's like yeah I won't be frankest on you sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm not gonna cut it don't worry we can bleep it out be worry they don't know who it is there's plenty of stuff there's plenty of fun stuff we got okay we got the set that they won't care

about we got a sneak peek of the that's what we got today is a sneak peek of the audience reaction right all the work we put in there no don't undersell it you know it's on the top of your nose where no it's probably lotion oh you had to go lotion your nose no because I I don't want to look ugly on camera tomorrow and like I've had really bad skin this week okay all right sorry sorry it's okay if it's cocaine I wish we call the guy no just a medium I don't ever do cocaine everyone's done with coke it sucks it's bad it's really fucking terrible although a couple weeks ago it you know the last time it was fun was

when we were in the bathroom at the in the in you were dancing like a black you pretended to be black I was pretending to be black for Alex my black friend and then a black guy walked in and you did I ran out and then you guys left me alone and I was sagging I still have that video it's a great video it's a very good video because you're doing spins and shit you're really in it like you I was clown walking possessed when I was in high school like all the girls in my high school like the black girls would make me learn the trending dances of the day so I had to learn the Harlem Shake I had to learn the Seawalk where

they like they'd form a dance circle and they like just like clowning you or really yeah they're clowning the shit on me but I thought they liked me a lot have you ever been with a black girl before twice you slept you had sex with yeah the first time was have you ever fucked a black girl the first time was stressful yeah but not like a real one like a nerd you know just use a blue that's how I feel like when like when like white women fuck me I'm like I'm not like a real nigga why cuz I'm not a real nigga why I'm a blade for shit you're like a Pokemon Snap kind of like I just broke Adam's heart

Adam's like I finally have a black female better not let me down yeah he's a real nigga no he's not he's dating a Jewish woman Jewish woman dude he texts me he's like yo I'm at oh hi at a at a retreat right now and it's hell on earth he's like this is get out but he can make see like I'm with her family I don't think I could make a room of black people laugh you couldn't I don't know I don't think I actually we can both do that we can do that right we've done black rooms I can't do that shit but I'm also not a comedian so it doesn't work man I guess a ridge wallet can we cut the surprise please you just don't

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how we're doing a little Halloween special for the first one but it's more is it even too much just to say it's a Halloween special yes well that's done no yeah it's how that's coming out on Halloween this we just won't say anything about when you guys do your Christmas special oh fuck no it'll be fun the talk show needs to start so this gives us the push it's gonna be so fun and cool it'll be fun that people it's like doesn't even fucking matter we could we could describe seeing what's gonna look it's honestly it's better to have it yeah be a little bit you gave that away yeah low fuck low

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they got all the shit that you need replacement screws they tech gear all that kind of shit you go to Ridgewall.com you put in promo code taffs and it's come down come down or come down 20 still and you know they'll cut you a little cut you a little deal save a couple shekels that's not good yeah that was great all right cool what are you doing taking a picture of no someone's asking me to prove you're not cheating one of those tax when's last time you cheated last time I cheated probably 2000 2018 nice dude big year yeah but I don't really count as cheating because I wasn't dating the girl so but every time

yeah I don't want to put it on blast yeah well what counts as cheating because I mean like I've been in relationships and obviously still gone to New Orleans with her playing cards of fat women is that cheating maybe is that does now is that cheating to we live in a world where everything's cheating you spent $3,000 on playing cards is there's a lot of fat women down you ever cheated at one time really I got a hand job wasn't worth it I was 18 was it worth it it was such a good hand job yeah honestly it might be the best hand life by a hand by a big and she didn't put she's just like can I know what you're

doing there for a while wait wait wait if I jack you off wait wait lockers lock around yes how you doing there sir locker room what's going on you're raising your hand again yeah locker room um I just did chose an LA last month mm-hmm I got a DM you cheated on you I got a DM from the girl that gave me that hand job really does it bother you know about this I didn't respond but no actually I did I was like lol she was like oh yeah I just got a notification you're doing stand-up in town she didn't come to the show but I did jack off to the memory within like 10 minutes right yeah I was incredibly

she even puts these like crazy it can be because it's like this is forbidden this is I've only ever done it out of spite I enjoyed it yeah I feel like that's what I think that's what I think that cheating I'm doing air quotes so annoying cheating was because I was very angry at this person I was like I feel trapped I feel I feel like I'm being like suffocated right now and the best way for me to free myself is to get pussy and it was cool no I've only done it in circumstances where somebody's like well you know like suggesting that they're going to cheat well we'll see about that bitch yeah I'll fucking be to break up

with you I don't have that kind of confidence this type of shit is so fucking funny just like petty relationship shit it's just like why are you why do you're free now dude you got PlayStation 5 you don't have to worry about yeah you don't know you know there's the pussy poor yeah until PlayStation 6 comes out yeah yeah they say station come six that's out then you're fucking then I'm who's gonna fucking oh what's that old computer you got right I mean I did I was looking at you have a girlfriend I was looking at my PS4 I was like this looks like an ancient machinery I don't fucking want this thing anymore yeah but the PS5

looks like it's taking its clothes off it's fucking it looks like it's a slut come over to my house and look at it it's fucking so I've seen it it's the way cooler than anything you have what do you mean I have a dog yeah you got a good life yeah you got a beautiful apartment my apartment's nice apartment's very nice I really don't become so old now I just do like puzzles I don't have I got a Kindle yeah I love it did they're amazing I didn't I I mean love I'm loved looking at it I love the feel of it in my hand I didn't look years ago and I kind of got burned out I used to just read books on my phone yeah I got a

nook and the nook stole a screen and I didn't get a Kindle until last year it's so good and they're great it's insane yeah what are you reading right now I'm reading some Thomas pension stuff I'm reading slow or gravity's asshole yeah I said gravity's case that I'm actually I'm reading the context that was but I was making myself laugh one time just being like oh recent what have I been reading oh I just finished gravity's asshole but by pension I'm actually I'm reading actually the autobiography of Malcolm X pension road V for vendetta didn't yeah I believe he did yeah and the game we do

you remember during during the do you remember during the bubble when when LeBron LeBron post that selfie like during be like BLM when he post that selfie of him reading the autobiography of Malcolm X but he was like on page one it's like you just go to the middle of the book bro just act like you you made a dent right he's starting it I mean that shit's like it's also just like you know it's not hard to read it's not hard to read but like LeBron I don't need you to read a book I just want you to play ball bro oh so you want him to shut up and dribble I know you're saying yeah honestly like do I believe that any of

these extremely wealthy black people give a shit about me no I like them because they're really rich and doing the cool thing that entertains me it's crazy you know there's only 14 black billionaires right yeah yeah right how many billionaires are there I think a million I think six million that's how many of you who are they Kanye a billion black billion we just say there's they're two percent on Oprah mm-hmm Bill Gates has the hood pass he can say it why because he saw the Council of Elders yeah he talked to red fox flavor flavor flavor they were like you're allowed you know he used to come

to use my high school gym teachers brother or cousin so he'd come to my school wasn't an insane guy wearing a clock he'd go to school wait a second I do realize that he had a big hole in his pants and you could always see his balls covered dripping shit out of the front of his pants there was a dude there was a dude hang outside my high school who just be like he had like one big dread in the big hole in his pants and I remember this kid's mom made him a sandwich one day and gave it to him and just in front of the school he just like threw it at her face in front of

everybody it was so beautiful I told the story on the show before but one of the best things I've ever seen I was in downtown LA was when I was working on motion cash or show and we were doing some kind of like remote segment but we were just down there and there was like a homeless lady pushing big ass shopping cart full of garbage these two white women drove by and they just got grocery shopping a homeless woman and they rolled down the window and this bitch pulls out a loaf of bread from her grocery bag and she's like handing it trying to handle this woman and she the woman looks over at her and she goes I

don't want no fucking bread bitch fucking heffa fuck you and just just lighting them up and they just kind of quietly drive away yeah I love when that happens when I was in LA my I had like a safe people yeah I had like a Dean Sal Uber driver yeah and he was like he I had lunch with the Ethan and them at the Beverly Hills Hotel and he was like he's like yeah I got like a question for you he's like were there were there like fine-ass cheeks in there and I was like I guess there probably was Dean and maybe it was yeah was he talking about his wife in France my I just had it's like yeah my wife is

French in my memory just Dean just trying to make eye contact with me through the rear view mirror he was doing that a lot too why he tells me about Playboy radio yeah the opportunity yeah I actually got the opportunity to work for for Playboy radio yeah so he was he was saying to me he was like um what is that what the fuck is playboy radio yeah they just describe women's bodies I guess but not the pussy but not the pussy yeah yeah yeah so he was like yeah were there like fine-ass cheeks in there and I was like yeah I guess and he was like cuz like I was reading but like Trump apparently he like he like gave

him like a he like took a Stormy Daniels there like to like fuck her and like and like apparently they have like bungalows and like he took mad he took mad chicks there to like to fuck them and like that guy is like he don't give it fuck right and I was like yeah I guess not and then he was like I missed that accent he was asking me where where I was from I was like New York all of my friends and like I live in LA I'm from LA he's like I live in LA but we move out here he's like you from New York and I was like yeah it's like like can I ask you a question about that and he was like do you think there's like maybe like

more fine-ass chicks in LA or in New York and I was like can I have the opportunity to ask you a question so so I was like I don't know I think there's like beautiful women everywhere and he was like yeah I guess I had that like that is true like when you think about it that's like that's a guy that's never thought about anything yeah you know the lunch can also be dinner they're similar food wow that really like blows my mind yeah you have like pancakes wow for dinner yeah and then he was saying we're driving past the tents he's like yeah the tent like they keep getting bigger and bigger like now they got like

windows and shit it's like I saw them like barbecuing the other day it's like like eight of these motherfuckers like barbecuing out here in their tents man and the city don't give a fuck about it you don't give a shit yeah he was he was great that I mean it is really it is really you know don't get me wrong I love to help people out but you know sometimes people were just fucking happy doing smoking crack doing drugs that's the bliss that's the bliss spot you know yeah living a normal wife is hard honestly Blake seemed happy when he was just a crack addict no one goes home during a chill right I have some

friends who are like the girl that was 14 years we came friends with somebody who's well they were smoking meth and I was like I fucking loved you when you were on the math yeah because now you're sober and right pussy I was like that dude I quit drinking and I just got worse yeah no man you do get fun when you're drunk not even fun dude so nice like loving well that's how I turned into like such a compliment yeah compliment or he's like yeah he's like you're just a good it sucks because it's like if you start drinking when you're walking away you're

like hey love you yeah oh yeah dude my friend I was in Portland driving around who gives a fuck we were driving around and you know there's tense over his homeless people all over the place we pull up to an intersection is a hill on top of the hill there's like a fucking gypsy shanty town you know just the tent with garbage at permanent installation and he just looks up at the top of the hill he's like yeah the girl who lives in that tent is 14 years old why do you know that you have that information yeah that one right there yeah can you believe that top of the hill looking

over a gas station they descend those steel vapes and that one and beyond there over there and that 14 year old girl alright I'm gonna call it so we can get what time early start tomorrow no but we have to go no no guys don't believe in your episode guys listen the premiere episode the Adam Freeland show will be out on Monday at patreon.com slash tafs don't act like it's not okay all right missing some things all right see you a lot