The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. RCR – Regular Podcast Reviews

Episode Date: August 25, 2022

Another attempt to develop some real interviewing skills. This time we used my friends, Brian and Nick from Regular Car Reviews. VIDEO LIVE AT: patreon.com/tafs

One, two, three. Okay! One, two, three, jump and pull! Okay, three, two, three, jump, get! Four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, one, two, three, jump and pull! Welcome to the Adam Friedland show. We got some special guests today from regular car reviews. You want to say hello yourselves?

Hello. My name is Brian, otherwise known as Mr. Regular. And I'm Nick, otherwise known as the Roman. And I'm Adam, otherwise known as Adam from the Adam Friedland show. And we also have our producer, executive producer, Nick Mullen. I'm here. I'm trying to work the cameras and the... And the boards.

The board. Yeah. Thank you guys for coming. I don't know how familiar you are with the show, but we're trying to get it off the ground here. Yeah. You guys are some of the first guests we've had. Well, thank you so much.

I feel honored. Yeah. We're beneath the Mendoza line, but we're hoping to raise our level. Yeah. It means it's shittier than Mexican radio. Yeah. It's worse than Mexican radio. In podcasting, it's a different Mendoza line.

Yeah. What is Mexican radio like? You know, I honestly have no idea. I only know that Stan Ridgway song. Oh, right. Yeah. Yep. Classic hit.

Oh. Now, you did radio. I did do radio. Yeah. Wow. The two things I did was AM, I did AM radio. Yeah. High school football, I ran the board for my local radio station, and there's nothing

more fantastic than small town AM radio that has a listening. What about, how about like doing a bunch of cocaine on a pedophile island? That sounds better. That's probably one. And then small town AM radio. And then two is small town AM radio. Yeah. And then three is cocaine on a regular island.

Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if the owner of that radio station, which I'd love to say its name, would do drugs because like the radio station was like in shambles. But the office, like the program manager, was like oak. Yeah. Everything else was like a rundown elementary school, and you walk into the station manager, and it's just oak table, big sort of like a sexual abuse desk, like the type of desk that looked like Nick Offerman would do woodworking on.

And down in the basement, these like a boys summer camp bathrooms where the stall only comes down to like your waist level, so people can just see your junk as it lowers down onto the toilet. And it's sort of a penis visible, but anonymous penis, so the faces are obscured. Yeah. Only genitals. Yeah. It's sort of a metaphor for society itself these days.

Yeah. I would say. Yeah. We're all living under short stalls. Used to be you'd see your neighbor, you'd smile at him, but you wouldn't see his cock. Now you don't know what his face looks like, but you have this cock memorized etched into your memory. He's just on only fans, but it's like a live stream of some guy who has like a GoPro on

a little on a little gimbal coming off from his belt and like that's the entire thing. Oh, yeah. They have a billion subscribers. Yeah. Just mad Mike Floppy, Westchester, Pennsylvania and this was this was the owner of the radio station. I never met the owner. I only met the station manager, okay, who was horrifically obese and had a short temper

and would Italian I, you know, so fat I couldn't tell. Yeah. It's just it was just like he drove a third generation Dodge Caravan. The entire front driver is completely blown out, bolstering, gone and everything and he would get so angry at Comcast like when our internet would go down because we had like an AM stream like during football season, like small town Pennsylvania, we had an AM stream. Yeah.

The AM station was downstairs, FM station was upstairs and then they had like this Dell Dimension laptop running Windows XP, doing a live stream to their, you know, GeoCities style page. And there's a guy, there's guys in Williamsburg right now trying to figure out how to recreate that kind of setup. Yeah. Spending millions and millions. Of their parents.

Of Deutschmarks. Yeah. Trying to figure out how to get that, that kind of look and 64 kilobits per second stream. Yeah. Like mono. Yeah. Whatever BOD means. Remember when things were measured in BOD?

Yeah. Like it's not even kilobytes. That's predated. Yeah. Do you, when you first went online, did you have cable or was there still dial up when you were growing up? There was dial up until, I think my mom had dial up until they like Verizon was like, we're just going to cut.

You can't have, there's no phone lines anymore. Right. So yeah, it was always dial up. I didn't, I didn't get cable internet until I was an adult, like a high speed internet when I was a 20 year old and I'm like, gee, I'm rich. I was making like 17,000 a year. I can download everything off of LimeWire and iMesh and Morpheus, there was Morpheus. Everything all the little like feeder, yes, as long as I leave that shit running overnight

I'll get. I'll see one boob. Yeah. The picture of Halle Berry from Swordfish. Yeah. That was a big one. That was the big hit on that and Donald Duck getting a blow job and the Vitruvian man. So Leonardo da Vinci's.

Full disclosure, I don't know if we should mention it now, but you guys, we sent Adam out with you guys for an afternoon. Yeah. So the reason why we're friends, invited you guys on, you've got a very successful YouTube show. My thank you. Yeah. That's about, how would you summarize it?

Regular Car Reviews is a car show for people who don't like cars or hate cars. So okay, we're not going to talk about, we will talk about cars. But it's going to be framed in, and it sounds so highbrow, like in a sociological context, like where this car fits in with like popular culture or even general culture. But then it just devolves into dick and fart jokes and just horrific images on swallowing air. We're starting there. We're starting.

That's what come town was, is the horrific images. And we're trying to elevate to the associated, whatever it is, that part. So we need to introduce that, and Adam doesn't, you don't, do you care about cars at all? You don't give a fuck. I care about it only in the sense that if they earn me respect from people that I'm trying to impress. I like that. So we're trying to make the Adam Friedland show something that we can get normal people

to not be like, what the fuck? Who is this Jewish guy? This isn't one of the ones I know like Howard Stern or Jared from Subway. You know, the two presidents of Israel. Right. This is a new one. And a big part of that is interviews. And you know, we got, we had a little bit of trouble.

We interviewed our friend. We interviewed our friend who's a, you know, directed multiple feature films. He was a producer for Able for our eccentric New York City filmmaker for years. And now people are calling him the N word. People are being mean to him. Yeah. Yeah. A friend of ours.

And we feel like bad friends. Bad friends. And the problem is, is that I'll say we, meaning the Adam Friedland show, our bad interviewer, we're a bad interviewer. Well, I wouldn't go to far as say bad. I mean, everybody has to start somewhere. Well, this is us. This is us starting somewhere.

This is us starting somewhere. Yeah. We're kind of trying to like account for our past sins, you know, trying to run from something that happened, I don't know, two months ago, you know, we're trying to act like we're, you know, completely reformed. But let's not focus on ourselves too much. We need to teach Adam, Adam, Adam's got to figure out how to be more like you guys to take something kind of niche, but then give it broad, broad appeal, right?

That's an, okay. That's an excellent question. We could spend hours on. Oh, yeah. It wasn't really a question so much as what we need to do. Yeah. What do you think? And to, because Adam needs to, we need to figure out what's going on, you know, future

wise. All right. Yeah. And the goal is to become a pretty good interviewer. Right. So Adam, ask them questions now. Ask them questions. Yeah.

We're skilled at this. Really ask, ask me anything. We've been in broadcasting radio and doing YouTube and we've done plenty of interviews. So yeah, we are, this is the D. This is, I don't know, the DMV. This is a, you're just practicing for a driver's test. You're in a gigantic parking lot. Yeah. Can't do anything.

Well, so, okay. So you guys say that you, you look at cars through a sociological lens. So if I were to give you a car, would you tell me the person that's driving that car? I love this game. Yes. You know this game? I'm not. This is half of what we do.

Because I thought I invented it. Okay. Nevermind. Mazda on Miata. You're sorry. You're, you're, you're like bragging and going too personal. I feel with that. Well, I thought that I invented a cool fun game.

You cut yourself off. That's great. I'm glad that you ended it before. But you know, you couldn't just ask, you, you, you almost, you said, well, I invented it. You're about to argue. Well, I thought I invented it. And you said, I love this game.

You had it in right there. Yeah, exactly. No, I was just thinking. I thought I had it. I thought I had it. Or edged him off. No, no, no, no. Don't blame yourself.

Don't blame yourself. It's me. It's me, my friend. And it's not, Adam, it's frankly, it's not your fault either. And we're not talking about blame or fault. Yeah. It's just, this is us starting somewhere. Okay.

So it's a learning experience. All right. I'm going to tell these guys, these are automotive journalists, I'm going to tell them a car and you're going to tell me who's driving that car. Yeah. Okay. So, um, 2000, 2016 Ford F 150 Raptor. Oh, okay.

You picked a very good one because that's the very beginning of crap for the first year was 2012. Maybe anyway. So Raptor is someone who's upset that they can't afford an SRT 10 Viper Raptor is for someone who fancies themselves a Baja style racer, like they're going south into Mexico, they're going to do a lot of doing the dunes, a bit of a tech bro. I'm going to give you two answers, but a bit of a $120,000, you can get them cheaper, but you're probably all blown out.

These things like, Oh, these things are like a trophy truck or a pre-runner. This thing is going to go off jumps. I saw all the YouTube videos where these people went off jumps. I'm going to do it too. It has nitrogen fucking shocks. This is a street truck. This thing. Yes, it can go off road a little bit, but it's not some crazy rig that you big, you build

to go in like off of like Roush Creek State Park in Pennsylvania. No. So they take a first jump, 4,000 pounds coming off the ground. Bam. Boom. Back down on the ground. Suddenly the shocks blow. It's sagging like a Carolina sag and it's done.

What's a Carolina sag? Oh boy. That's fun. It's a Sagittarius from South Carolina. We're too far apart, but yeah. Carolina sag is where you take a truck and you only lower the rear. They're like, yeah, my birthday's in December. You know those kids who got the, when they got their first gamer chairs, those rocking

ones that would go on the back, like all the way on the floor. Picture like you're playing N64, but your feet are up like this, like that. Now someone who wants to drive a truck like this all the time. Yeah. Bed down, hood up. Wow. That doesn't sound very good. And the other people who buy Raptors are generally people who want a low level power

ball and they're also queuing on people who are, who figured the apocalypse is going to be move them up on social hierarchy. Before we get back to the next car, you guys, if you haven't done it already, you should do an entire episode on the Punisher sticker, on the Blue Lives Matter Punisher sticker. Because as a car decal, that means so much these days. Yeah. Like I am, there's nothing more in life that I want than to stand my ground. I'm waiting for this.

I'm ready to be a hero. I'm ready to be John Wick. I want to be sponsored by Glock and Heckler and Cock and everything. A lot of gun companies rhyme with Cock or have Cock in the name. I wonder, I wonder what's next. What's next? Penis fucking firearms? Yeah.

The Punisher sticker is just for people who are wishing a motherfucker would until a motherfucker does. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it's, oh, we don't need to go there. And I mean, I understand in an intellectual level why that type of symbology is powerful because it's a skull and it's bad ass. Very long teeth. Very long teeth.

Can you imagine what that person looked like before they were dead? That was probably a full mass. Yeah. A dumb ass nerd. Yeah, that's who you want to be is the dead version of like, oh, has anyone seen my retainer? That's your hero. Yeah. Not a cool guy.

Not at all. Like literally that Simpsons bit, like we could take her to the carnival and charge two bits of gander. They did that CGI thing where Lisa's teeth kept getting bigger. Oh yeah. The big book of British smiles. Okay. I'm stealing this from one of your videos.

How about in a 2012 FJ Cruiser, who's driving that? I've come around a little bit on the FJ Cruiser because right now post COVID, those have gotten collectible because people realize they're really just Toyota forerunners underneath with a cool looking body. But like the new Broncos trying to do that, right? Yeah. Oh God, that thing. I have yet to drive it.

All I have to go on the books is new Bronco, but it's like this like boomer thing. That's still lingering on where we're trying to recreate 1968 over and over and over. Oh, I thought people are, they're trying to recreate OJ. I thought people are trying to get it and then murder their wives and then get in a slow speed. Well, they're wrong because that was a Bronco. No, that wasn't a Ford Bronco. Not a Bronco too.

It was a Bronco too. Yeah. That was the most famous Bronco of all time. That's the most famous Bronco of all time. Yeah. Square headlights though. New ones round. Trying to go back to the round ones in the 60s.

Pathetic. We all just want to be OJ baby. We want to be the juice. We want to be the juice. Yeah. Ford is going nowhere near that. Wait. So the FJ Cruiser, what are you saying?

Who's driving that? Right now it's the, right now it moved from like more like sort of like the prepper move because originally like the Ford FJ Cruisers were good buys because people looked them like, eh, that's, that's like all plastic body and weird and like the true truck motor. That's not a real truck. But then like it turned the corner and became like hipster cool for a while because it was an easy buy. Easy entry into having a, a body on frame, a body on frame.

Yeah. They're for runners. A body on frame. Yeah. And a decent off-roader. You could get them in stick shift, which is great. But because they were all plastic-y, the old sort of, again, I'm not to keep knocking on boomers, but they didn't want it like plastic isn't good.

So now it's more the type of the people who have stuff on their car that says like zombie hunting permit, people who really want, really wish Halo was a real place in life. It's kind of like the, like the Proud Boy version of a Brony, which is they could live in that cartoon. Oh, that's amazing. That was poetry. The opposite version of this game where you pick, you pick somebody and then you got to figure out what car they drive.

Okay. Since I'm so enamored with comedy, give me like some comedians that you know, and I'll try to figure out what they're driving. Sebastian. Jay Leno. Sebastian Maniscalco. Oh. Oh.

Go ahead. Miata. All right. I'm going to go Fiatta. The Fiat version of the Miata. The Fiatta 124, I think. The Spyder. I thought they were all convertibles.

Are they? Spyder just means convertible. The 124 Spyder. The Fiat 124 Spyder. Oh, there's the regular one in the Spyder. I think so. Ooh. See, I haven't driven the Fiatta yet.

Is the Miata a sick car? Because, I mean, you're a gay guy, right? Yeah. Like, those were, it became a thing being like, oh, only a gay guy. Only a faggot's drive it. Can I say that? Only a gay guy would drive it. You can say faggot, yeah.

Okay. It's sort of weird because I only came out of the closet at age 40, and I'm 41. Wow. So it's all kind of like... You just came out of the closet. Sorry for laughing. No, no, no. It's fine.

What a waste of time. I know, right? Yeah, yeah. You're starting living. That's kind of beautiful. It is. Yeah, yeah. That's nice.

I feel lighter. Look, there's no such thing as a closet. Everyone's gay. The banks here are gay. So... Did you just say banks are gay? Yeah. They are.

They are. No, you go to the fuck, go down to Chase Bank in Union Square. They're like... They're just hanging a fucking candy. They're just hanging a fucking candy. Cash or Chex right here in my ass. It's a leather bar. Yeah.

Literally. Some guy's getting fisted. Yeah. There's like some like... And the bank manager is the one like a married game guy who's married to a wife but he's got like side dick. Yeah, yeah. He's got all the time and he's just sweating all day long.

It's like... Come on, man. Just... Can we just talk about like mutual funds for a moment? Just come into my office for a moment. So the idea of being in the closet, it's a very like... It's almost like a throwback thing. It's kind of...

Yeah, it is a throwback. It's sort of like a Y2K thing. Yeah. It's like being closeted here would be interpreted as being like you're just like the hippest guy. In fact, there's so many guys that are like objectively gay that get girls. That's the version of being in the closet here is a guy that's like presents as gay and then gets pussy.

Yeah. Yeah. It's actually kind of... Is that a real thing? Like straight guys? Oh, yeah. I know multiple guys like that in New York City. Yeah.

Who are straight guys who are just homos. Isn't that just the old metrosexual thing of just like... It's an extension of metrosexual. It's like guys that say JADOR. JADOR. Yeah. Like guys like that. And then they're like...

They're like let's have a sleepover and then they try to fuck. Wait. So, yeah. So, wait. Why did the Miata become synonymous with being gay? Because it was... It had... I remember Kourtney Romano drove one.

Who? And do you remember that Chris Catan vehicle, Kourtney Romano? Oh, I remember Kourtney Romano. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was terrible. Yeah. I thought it was pretty funny.

It's actually pretty funny. It's actually pretty good. You should revisit it. Yeah. Yeah. You should reiterate, brothers trying to order ice cream? Very funny. There's like three flavors of ice cream and he can't read.

It's like chocolate vanilla and strawberry and he's like, yeah, let me get the fucking pistachio. Because he's like a mafia guy. They're like the only three flavors. When did this movie come out? Like the 97 or something. Yeah. Whatever.

But he drove a Miata. It was later than that. I think it was probably like 2002, you think? I think maybe 97 sounds right to me, but I don't know. No, no. It's between there. Yeah. It's probably 2000.

Yeah. Well, wait. Post pre-911 is an important distinction, I think, with. Yeah. Those are different. So it had a girly body shape. Yeah. It was, they were really trying to make a car that looked like the Lotus Elan.

It was a Japanese car doing an impression of a British man. Yeah. So that's where it is. And a little bit of MG, and that was a whole thing like masculinity has always been associated with hard edges. Right. Angles, stuff, stiffs, the car, as Jeremy Clarkson said, designed by somebody who only has a ruler.

But then you have this very curvaceous, kind of pretty shape, and you know, you know, men who are very insecure about their sexuality, who spend their nights cleaning and re-cleaning the same gun. People who really like that country song, I'll just be here all night cleaning my gun. Yeah. I'm going to kill my daughter's boyfriend. Right. Yeah.

Like. Oh, guys that show their daughter's boyfriend the gun before the day. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to be here all night. Yeah. That's a really good Google image search, our dads with guns on prom night. Yeah.

There's like all these pictures of guys with their daughter, their daughter and the date, and them and their gun. I'm literally going to splatter the brains of your child all over the wall because I have some pedophilic nature about my own daughter. Yeah. Because only I can end her virginity. Only I can make her bust. Yeah.

Yeah. But you're saying like now Miata's have turned the corner. They're still Miata's. Now they're for, now they're for Sebastian Maniscalco. Now they're for Sebastian Maniscalco. They used to be for Queers. And now they got an Italian version of it. They got even more Italian.

Yeah. When it was one Italian car, it wasn't enough for me, but I was two. Now there's two different kinds of Italian cars that I could drive. Yeah. Why not? You guys familiar with Sebastian Maniscalco? Yeah. He was an Irishman.

Right? He was in the Irishman. He was in the Irishman. He does a great job. What's his name? He has a nickname. Hold on. None of those members.

He got got it in that movie. He gets got. Like when I watched the Irishman twice and I somehow did not catch it. You know when Robert De Niro goes into the restaurant and is like, I can't do an impression for a job like this. You're going to need two guns. Yeah. One you use.

And he goes in and shits everybody. And Sebastian Maniscalco goes, hey, how about tree guns? What if you had tree of them? I honestly don't remember anything. I did watch. He plays Joe Gallo. Crazy. Yeah.

It's still another for me. I remember what's the good fat guy's name? The fat Albanian guy. Action Bronson. Yeah. Crazy Joe Gallo. Yeah. Action Bronson plays the the coffin.

The coffin salesman. The coffin salesman. Yeah. Yeah. That guy. That guy is cool. I like him. We're going to have him on the show and he's going to teach Adam how to eat food on camera.

Yeah. Because we got to have broad. We got to figure out broad appeal, you know, to get everybody, everybody love Adam. See, I wish I could learn that whole skill of that James Gandolfini skill of eating food on camera. Yeah. Yeah. Fisting food.

Making it look like the most fucking scrumptious looking meal. You know what I always wondered about the Sopranos is, do you think he had to come into ADR like a nose sounds? Yeah. It was always the nose whistle when he was like, he would have to come in and sit in the booth with an editor and just like, is that good? Did you want it again or what? You think so?

I mean, I don't see why not. See, I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm truly, I'm truly the worst of all interviewers because I'll pitch something as like a half ass bit and throw it to you and be like, what do you think about that? You want to riff on that? Why don't you, why don't you take a bite out of that? Why don't you make something happen with that shitty idea? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I guess they could take the one sniff. It's like giving, it's like giving a homeless person your rice from Panda Express. Yeah. You eat all the meat off the top and you're like, oh, no, I'm a good guy. Yeah. How about I'll give this bum rice that I don't like. Yeah.

It's all congealed into a square. Just so you know, just so you know, it's for the garbage. Yeah. Yeah. There's a couple of carrot cubes in there and some peas. No orange chicken, but all the glaze just sat at the bottom. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. This is good for your fucking. It's like a yo plate of yogurt you didn't shake up. Yeah. Exactly. It's hard to pump this right down to your ankles immediately now. So yeah, I like the Sebastian Mascalco. That was a good bit about like an actor or drive something else.

Okay. What about a guy? Okay. How about a Odomay from the color purple? I'm unfamiliar. Is that the color purple? I don't remember. This Odomay, sorry, is will be Goldberg's character in Ghost.

Now I'm thinking about movie, but the way my mind went is I'm thinking about movie characters, cars, and then I thought of like famous cars driven by movie characters. And then the first thing I remembered was when they tried to bring back the Ford Thunderbird and they put it in a James Bond movie. That's my dad's favorite car. Really? Like a 2008th generation. 2003 Firebird.

Yeah. Yeah. What was that? What was that? It's a Lincoln Mark 7. What was that? A Lincoln Mark 8. No, it was so.

It looks so crap. Mark 7 is the Fox body. Okay. Yeah. It looks like circle headlights, right? Yes. But what's that design? What was that design thing called?

There's some sort of like new retro or something like that. Yeah. But it's like a PT Cruiser. It was the one right after. Yeah. Yeah. That was like a standalone because the focus came out around the same time, right? And that one was like new edge or what was the name of it?

Well, new edge is what his Mustang is. Yeah. Yeah. And then. That's a 95 new edge. Yeah. It's like right on the line. But we're so deep.

This is like so deep in the car culture. Yeah. But here's the thing. Yeah. We're just a couple of men talking. In about 10 seconds, I'll find a way to make it about Chinese people. That's what these people want. Are they, has China been able to make a drivable car?

Yes. Now. Jason Torchinski from Jalopnik ordered a car from China and came in a crate. Really? And it's on their YouTube channel. Where is this, where the box is with the little metal handle? Yeah. Just open it and Bart Simpson is catching a ride from the car.

The honchi. Okay. Thank you. Number one. Good luck. Alex. He had this thing and. General So's motor.

Yeah. I feel so it's so interesting to be on this podcast and wanting to join in and riff with you guys. I know that I'm in a different world on the internet that I can't do what you do. It's all one world. That's the thing. I've been watching a lot more like black people content from the early 1990s and I found out that it's all one world.

Oh yeah. We're all living in it. Yeah. It's true. That's the smart thing. Yeah. Link arms around the globe. Remember when they tried to do that?

I remember. Yeah. What arms across America? Arms across America. Exactly. Just the dumbest thing possible. Yeah. What was the dumb idea?

What was that supposed to do? Yeah. Like for like. He's going to prove a point. We made the biggest fucking conga line in history. Dream achieved Martin Luther King. Yeah. You can come back to life now.

Now you guys can shut up. Yeah. It's like. No more complaining. Trying to play Red Rover. Yeah. Fucking Jolly Green Giant or some shit. Yeah.

Take that Hitler. So what's this Chinese car? We're hearing about. I'd have to look it up. It's there's a specific segment for like your grandparents who have cataracts all cloudy. They can't see too far ahead, but we will make a car for them. It's essentially a golf cart. Very small car.

Smaller than a Japanese key car. And it is. It goes like 35. And if you picture a vehicle from Richard Scarry's busy world. Wow. See this is that. Yeah. We're just talking about it.

I don't know if it was on camera. No. It was not on camera. It was on the train with Mike. Yeah. Yeah. When we're not doing a show, we just talk about baby stuff. Yeah.

We're talking about Jar Jar Biggs before we start the episode. What if they looked how to Boston up at babies. Wait. So they have so China. They built a mini pool. Dude. We got to. America.

We got to get. A 35 mile an hour car. We're fucked at this point. They don't need us at all. Well. Cute. Run sure. Like.

At. On a long enough timeline. Trucks like the Great Wall, which is a real name for a truck, it's called the Great Wall. Wow. That I saw in New Zealand, but haven't gotten a chance to drive yet. It's real quick. China needs to chill out with the fucking Great Wall.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We don't even talk about the Freedom Tower, and it was built six years ago. Yeah. Nobody's like the fucking Freedom Tower. China's been like just really just sucking their own dick over this wall for. It's pretty long.

8,000 years now. It is a wonder of the world. It's but it's their version of the fucking linking arms bullshit. What if we made a big wall? You know, it's like who gives a fuck. And still now they can build an entire city overnight. They can build a 30 million per person city. Yeah.

The fucking blink of an eye. No one's even heard the name of. And they're still going off about this fucking wall. Yeah. Anyways. Anyway, so that's the end of the China corner. So this car sucks or it's cool or you want to drive it? Well, I want to drive everything.

So yeah. Is that your rating system sucks cool where I need to drive it? It's a box I haven't checked yet. Yeah. And I got to figure out what it is. I saw him in New Zealand and I was talking to a tradie down there and he told me that. What is a tradie? That's a contractor.

Oh, okay. They're a straight. They're like an Australian. A tradie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not only hanging out with the Spanish folks.

Yeah. Yeah. I've been. I've been excommunicating people. Yeah. They don't really. I'm a tradie. I'm a tradie.

I'm a race. Trady. Yes. Yes. I fucking hate white people. I can't stand him. I can't. Just abos for me.

Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. My abo friends. No. They're the Maori's. Yeah. That's New Zealand.

Yeah. I learned that. Well, he said it in New Zealand. A tradie in New Zealand. Oh, this is New Zealand. Sorry. Yeah. I learned the hacker and I'm like, I'm done with white shit.

I lost myself. Like what? Why? What are even white people? What are they? What even are they? Yeah. Absolute garbage.

They're trash. People. They're huge trash. They're hate trash. Sorry. We'll just do this one. Okay. Sorry.

Yeah. We do this crowd. I want to just mention that this- It's lovely to see this in person. Yeah. This is brought to you by mybookie.com. Oh. Dot A G.

Sorry. Dot A G. Yeah. We got Roy told me he sent over some new copy. Oh, it's here. Do you send it to me? I say Roy. His name might be Kyle or Frank.

I keep forgetting. I've been friends with this guy for years now. And, but he's Canadian. And you know, I was like, I was, we went to Eataly before. Remember what I was saying about Europeans? Are they kind of creep me out? And, you know, because they seem like, you know, they seem like, like Sims or something. You know what I mean?

Like, or like, like in the matrix, the fake people that the agents become. Very Truman show type. Yeah. They're just like the Europeans are just sort of scenery. And I feel the same way about Canadians. They're very, they look like creators, basically. Yeah. The whole thing.

They're like a Chinese AI. Yeah. They make Americans. Well, yeah. You let the PlayStation come up with a guy, you know, and then you just slap the name. There's stuff like, yeah, I remember we were there. I may have said it on come town when we were there, but there was like, there, there was like a sign in a coffee shop that said our genders bring all our milkshakes bring all the genders

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Yeah. Now we need to be on in front of whatever's happening. Yeah. We'll do it now. Is it grammatically correct? Is there agreement in this sentence? Don't worry about it. Well, let me tell you this, Mr. Joey forgot to send me the copy or I just don't have the

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Back to the show. Would you say, are you comments readers? I will read the comments in the morning, in bed, before my erection goes down from the night before from all the dreams that I had about cuddling. Mazda Miata. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know how some people want to fuck cars?

Yeah, that's like a fetish. Well, real quick, do you think there's a guy that wants to fuck Miata's that just constantly explain he's like, yeah, but I'm not gay, though. It's a joke, actually. I just want to fuck the car. My name is Heather. Yeah. The car is a girl.

It's not gay. I mean, there's clearly going to be that guy looking for somebody on Patreon that can draw that exact scenario. Yeah. Only fans or something. Which is now another... I didn't realize that. Yeah, we're going to add a tier.

We'll be $50 a month who will draw a picture of you fucking a Miata. Yeah. We will put that. If you're that guy out there, now you're guaranteeing us that this guy exists. I have to believe he does. Well, we're going to put him out of business. That sounds like market research to me. And so we're adding the tier, we'll add him, sorry, go ahead, carry on with your interview.

You're doing great, by the way. Yeah, it's good, man. This is way better than when we had Mike Bolandik on and he refused to talk to us about his grandfather. We just kept asking our friend who's definitely on the spectrum who doesn't like talking about his family, about whether or not... He's been fishing with his grandfather. Whether or not his grandfather showed him his dick on a boat while they were fishing.

It's not a show, but... Accidentally, you saw an outline. You've been on a boat with somebody. You know, like that kind of... And you know these old fellas, they got big old things. They got big hugs. So it's kind of like an Alfred Hitchcock outline. Kind of.

Yeah. And when they really get in there and they're working that knife through the fish, you know... Yeah. And you're like, wow. Shifting side to side. The boat's making you seasick. He's had a great life.

So he's talking about the emotions anyway. And I'm asking him this and he's... He's like, I don't know, dude. I don't know. I don't fucking know, dude. I don't fucking know, dude. Yeah. We're trying to really throw gold at him.

But you know, we learned our lesson there. We thought that would have been a good interview. We thought it'd be a good idea to have a friend who we pretty much only hang out while we're intoxicated and he's intoxicated. Yeah. We did a lot of drugs with this guy. So maybe misinterpreted, you know, the kind of rapport that we had. But I'll tell you what.

This guy... We should have been doing drugs. We're going to turn Adam into... This guy's going to be the greatest talk show host of all time. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to be the big cab of his generation. Swing and a miss.

Well, that's the goal right now. Swing and a miss with the last one. But this one, he's crushing it. And I think we're having a real... I think it's going to happen. Yeah, absolutely crushing it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I wonder how much of the footage we're going to use from before. But I don't want to repeat stuff, but... Yeah, don't repeat stuff. Yeah. Then we'll throw it in. We repeat stuff in our videos. We do repeat stuff all the time.

All the time. Half the stuff we do in our videos. What's your guys' favorite video? Maybe we'll find a nice... You said the PT Cruiser one? The PT Cruiser one, I love. Well, real quick. We'll find a nice edit point.

It's like, why don't we take a walk? A lovely constitutional and come back and murder... I would like a look-off. And welcome back from your walk, guys. Whoa, what a good one. Oh, it's nourishing. It's been rejuvenated. Michelle, did you hear that part?

What are we at? 39 minutes? That's where you put the... You can cut the other stuff in. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. You guys, the show... Fans of the show ignore that part.

The parts for Michelle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. But Michelle? No, I'm just kidding. Anyway. Where were we? So...

Oh, yeah. You were telling me... So you think in your estimation, you're the most proud of your PT Cruiser episode that you guys did? Yeah, I think we really bridged the gap between talking about a cannonball run almost of American literature and postmodernism, which was a thing I used to do when I was a substitute teacher in English class, and I had an AP class, because I love teaching English because that's my degree and I can teach it and I can go in and eventually became a teacher.

So I could explain to students very quickly the four phases of American cultural movements from like 1780 to 1955, I think. You got black and white Mickey Mouse. Yeah. Then you got Mickey Mouse with the bigger ears. Big ears. You got color Mickey, and then you got, what's the, I don't know, the fourth one? Grimace and...

No, that's... Hamper. Hentai. That's McDonald's. Okay. Hentai? That's the fourth one? Yeah.

And we're in the Hentai era right now. Oh, okay. Sorry, I interrupted. I don't know. It's like Hentai and Tentacle porn is so mainstream, people do car wraps of it now, and people are just like, eh. Yeah, nobody cares. Remember Hookups?

What was that? It was a skateboard company that had sexy anime girls on their T-shirts. I remember I was, I asked my parents for a Hookups T-shirt. It was so opposite. I was afraid of that stuff. I was like, fuck, this is way, this is entering way too cool territory. My dad yelled at me. What?

How old were you when you saw Bible Black for the first time? Saw what? The anime Bible Black. I've never seen it. Well, that's the one where like an anime girl, her like clit grows into a dick, and she starts having sex with other women, and their clits get really big and turn into dicks. Wow. No, I've never seen that, but I gotta go check it out.

It's worthy of twist story. Do you think that that was a precursor for trans acceptance? I think so, and to that point, I think style project and eBombs world were also one, because that's where you could find stuff like that. Yeah, I used to look at a website called efucked.com, have you seen it? We've talked about it a lot. Yeah, it's efucked. Do you remember efucked?

Is that like Web 1.0, like early 2000s? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Efucked was the classic. Yeah, you see all types of bloops. I knew fugly.com, that was another one. Poops and spoofs. Yeah.

Yeah, there was a video on there of a lady that, I don't know, she was a porn star, so she was shooting porn. She had to go shoot porn. She made the mistake of eating like just like six servings of fucking onion rings before. And then she started throwing up, and she's throwing up fucking onion rings everywhere. She's like, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's the one that starts off, it's a shot of two women on a bed, and they're fucking

themselves with eels. Yeah, yeah. That's a pretty famous. And it pans as a wide shot, and the man comes into view, and he's got like a puffer fish, and he's sticking his cock in his mouth. So funny. Like that's, there's no context, there's no actual language. It's really, it was, it was perhaps the funniest website, yeah.

Yeah. Did you ever see that one video? It's like World's, World's Biggest Come, and it's like this guy with the giant balls, the giant balls. Yeah. Yeah. He's a swollen nut sack. Yeah.

Yeah. And he just, it's preposterous amounts of cum. Yeah. And you just can't help but laugh it. Like he's not hard anymore. Yeah. And it's just, it's a prop. It's not.

Oh, really? Yeah, that doesn't, there's no thing. Yeah, you just broke his damn heart. There's no thing we have. You got busted to that so many times. Yeah, you have to go back in the closet now. It's not possible. There's no anatomical way in which you could produce that much.

We've talked about it on the podcast before, but there's a very famous video called the Boo, the people refer to it as a Boo-Yah video, but it's a gentleman has penis in a woman's vagina. And both of his testicles are asshole. Now, that guy, that guy, what kind of car does he drive? Yeah. What car does the Boo-Yah guy drive? And he pulls it out and he goes, Boo-Yah.

Yeah. His nuts come out of his ass and he goes, yeah, he goes, Boo-Yah. Boo-Yah. And I think I said it on the show last time this came up. Yeah. But it's the first time Boo-Yah has been used in the correct context. The word existed forever. It's kind of like how lasers were invented in the 1950s and they had no idea what to

do with lasers. Somebody just found a way to focus light in a certain way. Yeah. And then only after that, they were still, they're still inventing uses for lasers. Yeah. But it was just kind of this thing that they discovered in Boo-Yah. It was a Boo-Yah moment. Language version of that.

Yeah. Somebody came up with the word Boo-Yah and they didn't know what to do with it until that guy stuck his nuts in his ass. Wait, so he says Boo-Yah first and then Krams is nuts in there and then as they come out, he goes, so it's almost like, but as it's like, it's like Boo-Yah, he makes the noise his nuts should have made. It's a really beautiful moment. Had we lived in the Roger Rabbit universe.

So what car does that guy drive? V8 Chevy Silverado Signal Cab 1500 with American, like, okay, it had stock wheels on it, but he got to have something fancy. So he flips to the back of like Summit Racing catalog and buys the cheapest ones you could get, which is the Summit Racing Turbo, like turbine wheels that every dad puts on their truck to make it look cool. Like that's what it is. It's green.

My dream. There's a bunch of black and milds in the in the ashtray overflowing, never empties the ashtray. Check engine light permanently on O2 sensor. This guy's amazing. He cut off the catalytic converter because that's just a government scam. And just well. He's right.

Yeah. His voice. Fauci invented the catalytic converter. His voice sounds a little different than that. Yeah. He's not a Bradley voice. No, he's black. Yeah.

It's a black guy that put his nuts in a white lace. But he still drives a Silverado. He still drives that. Yeah. You got it right. All right. I ain't running no cats on my shit. Yeah.

Yeah. I want all the gas coming out. Yeah. I want all the gas. He talks about his son a lot, even though he hasn't paid child support in like years. Yeah. Everything I do. He's like, I'm doing this porno for my son.

Everything I do is for my son. Yeah. Everything I do is for my son. Except for paying the child support. Because that's like the catalytic converter. That's a scam. That's a scam. I don't have a bitch using that shit on extensions anyways.

Well, she's going to buy him school supplies in January, bitch. That's a lot. In January, you buy school supplies. Yeah. What are you saying? Have you ever been to taste this? It's come. It's my come.

I brought it with me. Tell me what that reminds you of. Summer camp. Oh, it's horrible. Yeah. Dime attack. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

Dime attack tastes like. Dime attack tasted legit good, actually. That's like worst dime attack. Oh. Oh. That's horrific. Yeah. What is it?

I can smell it. Yeah. It's truly. Oh, that's awful. Yeah. It's like what if you kept a kiwi in your socks for a week? It's terrible. What if I made sock liquor?

Yeah. It reminds me of like if you go to a kid's parents' house and they don't know how to mix Kool-Aid right? Yeah. Yeah. How hard is it to mix Kool-Aid? Oh, like the proportions? Yeah, they got it all wrong.

Yeah. Yeah. Nick was just talking about Kool-Aid. That's crazy. I was thinking about getting back into it. Yeah. Like I said, dude, one world. You're thinking about getting back.

One world. Hands across America, baby. Yeah. That's true. All right, the flavor is called Kiwi Mojito style. Yes. So basically they fucking made water out of an onion and then carbonated it. Yeah.

It's really good. I don't really like drinking beer because I'm trying to like stay low-cal and it's the whole again coming out of the closet thing and like I still look good. I'm not going to get a beer gut like everybody else's dad. What's it like being gay in rural Pennsylvania? Trying to convince people you are. Really? Like people I say, well, you know, I like this guy and it's like.

Or is it guys on the apps? Are they like closet guys on the apps? Yeah. Most people like who I met in rural Pennsylvania. I'm not fucking gay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not fucking gay.

Yeah. It's like rural PA would just skip vanilla gay and you're either straight or you're the guy drawn me out of fuck before he porn. You can't just stop right at them. Yeah. You got to go full tilt. Right about now. If there's any furries listening, please draw some Miata furry porn that we need because

I know they're already drawing anthropomorphized versions of fighter planes fucking each other. So I've seen that. Yeah. And now Matt Topkin Maverick came out. So I'm sure there's that. Yeah. Absolutely. There's going to be like a whole.

You guys see that movie? Well, a lot of sexual identities is just the interactions of like mass media and autism and it does. Yeah. People just happen to hit people with severe autism happen to hit puberty like when something like Top Gun Maverick comes out. So they get their first erection while at the movie and they're like, it must be this. Yeah.

Yeah. At 14 Tomcat. Yeah. Exactly. SU-27 something. Are you a plane? You like you an aviator planes guy also? Well, my dad was a pilot and that was like the big disappointing my dad thing because

he really wanted me to become a pilot and be in Navy like all the all the males. Like a Top Gun? Yeah. Your dad was a Navy pilot. Dad was a Navy pilot almost certified during Vietnam. Wow. He didn't see any combat. Have you been to the Intrepid Museum in the city?

It's on the West Side Highway. It's on the West Side. It's the USS Intrepid is just fucking more there. Yeah. It's where Lex Luger body slammed Yokozuna. Yeah. They got it. They got an SR-71 and a 14 Tomcat on it.

If you want to go see it, that's something you can do. It's neat in New York. See I'm super spoiled that this is like a weird YouTube thing because I'm super spoiled about I like the idea of things, but do I get to use it? And that's like a weird thing. Yeah. I don't want to go to a car museum and I don't want to go to car shows. Yeah.

Do I get to drive it? No. Oh, well then I'm not going. Right. Do I get to fly the plane? I'm like that. I'm like that with women. Yeah.

I'm like I'm like I'm like I can use you unless she's got gnaws, you know. Unless I go drift. Yeah. Oh, you want me to meet your wife? And then what? And then what? Shake her fucking hand and leave? No thanks, pal.

Yeah. What does this mean for me? Yeah. I mean, it's part of that whole thing now where part of being terminally online means you have to find increasingly new ways to monetize your existence. Yeah. And I think we were talking about this earlier where it's like that super pretentious point about the society we're in now, it's almost like it privileges observing it rather than

living in it. Yeah. I mean, but in some ways that is living in it. There are a lot of comedians who are on the road 52 weeks a year and they do observational comedy and it's just like you're not actually part of society, like the way you're not actually like it's strange to me. It's like what are you drawing on? Because they're just in hotel, you know, like.

Interesting. Yeah. I don't know how that works. Do you know what I'm saying, Nick? Well, I'm on the road pretty often. No, you're playing. You also have friends and like you have a life. No, I don't.

I'm just like they're the guys that work so hard, you know, that it's just like it's battling to me how they keep drawing upon observations on life because they're so one track mind in terms of lifestyle. I don't know if that really added anything to what you just said, but that's what it reminded me of. And it makes me wonder like what is the process? Are they going out there and just like sitting down on a park bench and observing other people? That would be very funny.

Yeah. In a very in a very, you know, Henry James sort of way, just sit in the back of a room and watch people do things and turn that into material and you'll never run out. I don't think. I guess. But if you but the scale part comes in actually turning it into comedy rather than just being a thing you observe and like I can't do. I can never do stand up because I couldn't take that observation and morph it into a joke.

I would need to sit with it for God only knows how long it takes to write like half of an RCR to like shape that into something that might somewhat be true for somebody else. Yeah. Yeah. That's what fascinates me about what you guys are able to do. We're able to distill an entire concept into a set up punch line something. No, I'm more just like I'm Jewish. That's basically my.

That's not what you do. Nick, Nick, Nick like really breaks, unpacks, you know, social more as he's a real artist. Yeah. But I just everything. All my shit stolen from Alex Jones. Yeah. So just conspiracy. What the fuck is he going to do?

You know. Yeah. Sue me. How about you? Yeah. Yeah. I am. I may have said it before, but I'm like so interested in this sort of world you guys exist

in. So the world we exist is now interviewing. And now we're talking. That's a thing. Yeah. Well, they're into cars. Adam's going to be the guy. Well, we're going to have to spend most of the Patreon on making a Jay's garage for

me. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to need to be get it. I'm going to need to be buying very rare cars in and housing them in Manhattan. Actually, I heard. Yeah. John has an elevator garage.

Yeah. I mean, if you wanted to do a podcast at the Manhattan Car Club, maybe I could make that happen. Did you know that you could get a DUI on a bicycle? Yes. Yes. My college roommate almost did. But because he was passed out next to the bicycle when he was found, they could never

prove he was on it. Interesting. Nice. Who got him off? Johnny Cocker. If that's the case, can you get like there must be no legal way to be in a wheelchair and get drunk? Interesting.

Hmm. That's a good question. Yeah. Follow-up question. How far are we... Motorized wheelchair. How far are we from... That seems like it's even worse.

Yeah. Yeah. I love when you see the guys that soup up their motorized wheelchairs. I saw a guy in Manhattan the other day and he's like, I was like, damn, you took the regulator off. You're going. You're going hard right now. He was zooming down the sidewalk.

I was like, that's not street legal. Let's get spinners on there. Yeah. He pulls from like a shifter cart. Put that on there. This is cool. How far away are we from being able to identify as I use a wheelchair and you just get to use a wheelchair and you can walk.

You have used to be... Oh, it'd be like trans... Transicapt. Transicapt. Yeah. Like those concept Toyota wheelchairs we saw at the auto show. Yes. Those things.

Oh yeah. You were laughing about that. You should have seen that. They had these like the fucking the wheelchairs of the fucking future and they had like CV wheelchairs but they had...I wish I had a picture of it or a visual because they clearly made a distinction. They had two different kinds of wheelchairs and one was for disabled and one was for fat. There's like...

You could see that they had different intentions between them. One was more... Yeah. For Wally people. Shopping oriented with the little baskets so you can have your lunch in there. Yeah. I'm going... Did you remember like right after that, like nearby there was behind glass the M&M's NASCAR

fire suit like right after the fat wheelchairs. Yeah. Yeah. That's really cool. One of my favorite moments and I wish as the kids say it was so cringe but I didn't want to watch them. I kind of wish I did when those Toyota like hype people were like trying to get people excited.

There was like five people in the audience. Yeah. I love those guys and they do it all day long and you know it's like I don't think they're Toyota employees. Okay. I think that they probably just get presenters like people whose job is it is to be a presenter because it's like, I mean that would be the most brutal job in the world to just go around for Toyota and like every weekend have to do fucking 15 hours of like...

High energy. Yeah. A punishing morning show pet. They're like, we're getting fucking excited for this and then like working the room. Go, go, go, go. They were working the room. They were asking like really, really easy questions. Yeah.

Like multiple choice. Yeah. Toyota makes an affordable SUV. It starts... What letter does it say we got? Is it the RAV4? Yeah. The Supra or the, you know, name another one.

It's like RAV4 says somebody like that guy in the Fedora when we were looking at the LC500. It's like, Fedora like congratulations and they give him a gift bag. Yeah. Yeah. So what's the future for RCR? Well, we want to get our podcast to stand on its own. Okay.

So the YouTube channel is doing fine. So we're doing the inverse from that. Yeah. We're trying to go YouTube. We don't even know how to post on YouTube. I'm on fucking Vimeo and I found out they're going to throttle us and I'm scared of YouTube. YouTube, that's the thing. YouTube wants to be ABC at 8 p.m.

That's what they want to be because that's where the advertising dollars are. That's what we want to be. That's what we want to be. Prime time. We want to turn Adam into, we want to have, we want to have fucking Otome from the color purple on here. And have Adam be like, so what kind of car do you drive? Yeah, what kind of car?

Because they're these guys that were lying about what kind of car you drive. And then we've shed ourselves of the instinct to be like, hey, Otome, have you ever seen the Boo-Yah video? That's gone. No more of that. Yeah. We can't talk about the Boo-Yah video, but we managed to do it once an episode. Yeah.

It's interesting because we get away with quite a bit on YouTube, but well, we don't swear not really. We don't really swear. So I wonder to what extent anyone actually cares about the car realm of YouTube, because a lot of the time it's me or us like self-editing or self-censoring going back, like either taking something down and re-uploading something just because we're pre-empting whatever YouTube is going to do. And so that goes, that decision goes into everything that we do.

Do you guys have beef with other channels? No. No. And your fan base hasn't turned toxic? No. Wow. Is there any toxic car fan base? Does anyone have anything remotely close to them?

I think it's the P. If there is a toxic thing, it's the guys who put their Instagram handle on their car, or it's like they change like they tint their window on their S13, excuse me, I'm being very specific. Let's just say Scion FRS, they'll tint their windows and put their Instagram handle, they'll do a few things and then put the sticker built but not bought, but that's just someone being young. But that's not toxic. That's just, that's like, you know, yeah, exactly, you're exactly right.

That's just a 16-year-old retard that, you know, that does the same things every 16-year-old retard. No, I did the exact same thing. I had a 2000 Dodge Neon. That was my first car. Three-speed automatic, didn't even have overdrive. I think final gear, it may have been an overdrive, like a.9 ratio. And I just wanted like everything.

I did like trying to express, like I got to be better than other people and I'm much fascinated with furious and everything. So I put racings, it was black on black. And so I put silver racing stripes over the hood, over the roof and down the trunk that I lined up with a ruler. That wasn't enough. This was the early 2000s, so I needed to change my windshield washer nozzles. So I changed them and put ones with lights in them.

That wasn't enough. The car came with fog lights. I need a second pair. You put yellow lights in there, make it look like piss, turn them out. Yeah, that's cool. And have just piss come out of there. That'd be cool. Yeah, like you're washing your windshield with pee, that'd be cool.

Yeah. They call me James Piss. Yeah, that guy's wild. You know, like James Bond, but he's piss. My car sprays, you know, James Bond has oil, mine sprays piss. What if in the beginning of Dr. No, like you had another camera and it's just below him and it's just Sean Connery's pants turning dark and there's no reference to it. Yeah, he just pees his pants.

I love the idea. I admired your courage. I love the idea of Sean Connery pissing himself. Yeah, it's very funny. It's a great image. The funniest mental image. It's not reference, not addressed. Yeah.

Yeah. He's spreading. Liam Neeson does that a lot. Yes. Yeah. They hand him his martini glass and it's just piss blossom. Ralph Wiggum, like, spreading. Yeah.

He comes out, like, what was the one where he comes out, like, I think she's the point. He shoots somebody with the spear gun and then his board shorts just start turning dark again. And then they have to go just after Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and they have to George Lazenby. It was Roger Moore and then Sean Connery came back for one and I think then George Lazenby and then Dalton, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore came back for another one. Maybe it was Dalton. Lazenby was only one, right?

Yeah. Lazenby was just one. Was that her magic secret service? It's not a bad bond, actually. Yeah. Very good bond. Pretty good bond. Yeah.

Adam, what's your favorite bond film? I don't know. I mean, I've seen most of them, I'd say. Probably. I like Casino Royale. It's really good. It is pretty darn good. It's really good.

The only weird thing, like, takes me out of it every single time is when he checks like his Nokia with the very clearly early 2000s, like GPS, and I was like, all right, all right, that's right. That's a normal movie. Yeah. I liked the last one. I thought I was touched by it. Where Bond dies?

Yeah. I thought it was beautiful. He was a good man. I like, he just looked so dumb. He's a good man. He's a good man. He's not done for the last three movies. He's a good man.

Like, he wants nothing more than to not be James Bond anymore, and then they're backing up the fucking drinks truck to his house, and you're just like, he's like, oh, fuck's fucking fuck. Why am I having a, yeah, but they just, yeah, those movies are. Well, it's gotta be weird to be a Bond guy anymore. Yeah. You gotta be like a. Yeah, I'm not really.

You gotta be like an autistic Indian guy to be like, I love James Bond. For me, James Bond is like the show on to Raj. It's like, I don't try to see all of them, but I just happen to have seen all of them. It's a good casual. I don't know if I've seen all of them. You've seen every James Bond movie? I've seen almost everyone. Probably maybe not everyone.

It's wild. No way. I mean, I guarantee. I can't, I think maybe I've seen one of the Roger Moore James Bond movies. I've seen a bunch of those. I think I've seen, I've seen at least one or two of the Timothy Dalton ones, because it's like. I think he only did two.

When I was. Yeah. He did two. I'd love to be the one. That's my favorite Bond. Then I've seen all of the Timothy Dalton ones. When I was a kid, I did, you know, your teenager, you find, you see the fucking Pierce Brosnan James Bond.

Golden. You see Golden. Yeah. And then you're like, this is awesome. There's, there's 40 of these movies and then you'll like watch one old one and it's just like. Him doing paperwork. Yeah, some, some British woman with a dumb haircut answering phones for two hours and

you're like, what the fuck, what the fuck is this? The very first Roger Moore one. Yeah. A guy that's Chinese quote unquote, you know, it's like just, yeah, he's got an aquarium and he's just being a creep. Yeah. Like wheat karate chops on each guy. Japanese style suit with no lapel that goes up to the top.

Yeah. You know, like this is bullshit. So I sampled a couple of them. I think I watched a bunch of them. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know why Dalton was like the first stop. That was living daylights.

Right. Cause that's my favorite bond. And I want to say license to kill. That sounds right. Was that I, I'm not entirely, because I like I didn't respond, but it's also a thing where Timothy Dalton also seemed at least in my estimation to appear the most like a James Bond. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. James Bond in your mind. Yeah. Cause they were just trying to undo the camp of Roger Moore is that's, that's, I mean, he's like Austin Powers. Yeah. It is.

Yeah. It's just, it is goofy nonsense. Right. Even in the first one they were trying to like, um, he was like, oh, the boss is going to come and talk to you. And he's like in the very first Roger Moore, when I forget which movie it is, but he's like embarrassed that he has a woman over and he's like trying to hide that it's there and like money penny covers for him to distract the boss so the girl can slip out.

It's like, what? Yeah. And that's the weird thing about like bonds is like they're trying to like undo whatever the last bond was. Essentially. Yeah. And that's what's weird about him is that looking back on those older movies, you kind of wonder how they ever got popular in the first place.

Like how is he an enduring icon when it's mostly just a guy doing, you know, sort of be silly stunts that I guess he gets, he gets pussy that we like that. We like that he saves the world, but he also gets pussy and we like compelling interviews and I feel like Adam has nailed it this week. Yeah. Yeah. Any final thoughts, Adam? Final thoughts?

I mean, guys, I really appreciate it. Thanks. I appreciate you guys coming on. And I appreciate the fact talking to someone that just loves to talk about what they're into. Oh, thanks. You were saying earlier to us, you're like, that's why I want to talk to you guys about comedy, but Nick and I hate talking about comedy, you know.

I was, I was staying and I'm sorry this is a name drop. Yeah, asking us about comedy is like if we asked you about fucking go pros for like an hour. But they would love it. They'd be like, this is the hero 10, comedy is comedy is just a tool. It's not even what's a good go pro or whatever, or what like, like when people say what kind of cars you could, should I get in his Toyota Corolla and stop bugging me, like you're not going to take care of it.

You're not going to change the oil. That's going to last the longest, whatever. And if you want to talk about like actually caring about something, which we didn't even talk about your idea with your GS, GS 470, we didn't go into that. We didn't talk about the Camaro was 675 LP or 575 LP and all that other stuff. Gosh, I'm down to do this again. Any time guys. Yeah, for sure.

So we're going to really appreciate it. We're going to hit it here and then maybe there'll be more content after this in a second. Who knows? What would Michelle's up to do? She seems like she's got a, Adam, you want to say maybe just in case, say goodbye to everybody. I'm going to say goodbye just in case. There might be more content coming through. We don't know if it's going to be ready.

And if you want to subscribe to our patreon, patreon.com, slash T-A-F-S, that I'm a Freeland show, we're going to be putting up video content weekly, sometimes bi-weekly, we got big plans and we are only a couple weeks, maybe a month out from the actual first launch of the show. Maybe a month and a half, potentially two months. We are maybe put, we are two short months. We're saying it's going to be a Halloween to remember because it will be. Guys, get ready. Seriously.

You find out you are just weeks away from the launch. And I know you guys are thinking this might be a prolonged bit. We're going to say it's not and you're going to wonder is it a prolonged bit, but it's not a prolonged bit. Don't ever confuse. We are making a television show. We are making a television show. We are.

Bear with us. It's a lot of fucking work. We don't, we are in over as we don't know what we're doing, so just don't get mad. They're on board. All right. Thanks everybody. Have a good one. Okay, see you.

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