The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - Ep. XXX – Just A Little Chat

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

Having a quick chat with our good friend Jordan Jensen as we plan for this weekends episode. Thanks to everyone who checked out the episode this week on patreon.com/tafs. Very nice to be excited about something again lol. I'll be at the Irvine Improv aug 18-20, come out bring your friends, say hi, come chat after etc

It's the Adam Freedling Show. Hello and welcome. Well, and I'm your executive producer, and we're doing this one since we're already editing video. Uh-huh. I figured, fuck it. Why don't I start editing the audio also? Uh-huh.

So I'll just do the whole intro thing later. Oh, yeah. It's true. It'll be the first time I've ever touched one of these audio files, with the exception of when I've said your whole Social Security number. In address, yeah. Yeah. Actually, nothing much.

You know Adam's Social Security name? I know all his information. Really? I'm a producer. You know his Social Security. Yeah. I don't even know my Social Security number. Well, you know, I've paid these guys for years, so I've made it.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. You guys know he's my EIN and my Social Security number? Social Security number? Blood type? Yeah. I don't know my blood type. What's EIN? I have his whole Gino map.

It's for your business. I got his 23andMe. Yeah. What did it come back as? Yeah. It actually turns out I'm Blasian. I found out. 100% Sherlock.

Yeah. It was fine. I was looking at an ad for 23andMe one time, and they just, they got like the most mixed race person they could possibly find. It was like a light, one of those light-skinned freckle blasts. A dark-skinned Chinese person. Basically, it could be. Looking at it, I mean, it looked like one of the new muppets, you know, the ones where

they got like wild colors. Yeah, yeah. Like their neon and shit. It's like Elmo's cousin with HIV. Yeah. And so what was the ad? It was just a picture. It was like 26% Norwegian and fucking, which is funny because like 23andMe, that's just

for white people. It's only white people to find out how white they are. Exactly. Yeah. There's a whole genre of YouTube videos of white people finding out they're just white and then crying and making a video because they're upset that it's like, yeah, you're just some French fucking... I prefer that than the people I know who found out they're like a 16th% Crow Native American

and then like move to a yurt because of it, you know what I mean? And then like adopt that as their their personality. Do people do that? Yeah. I have people who are like, I knew it. I could feel it. I don't like Liz Warren. You know, I was never like a Liz Warren stan.

I guess. It's huge. Not for her politics. It's just she's like, like just clearly like in a relationship with her dog, which that's fine if white women want to do that, but I don't think it should be like normalized, you know. Yeah. Fuck your dog.

It's weird. Well, it's weird to like show kids that, you know? Like I don't... I don't have a problem with it, but like the children don't need to be groomed in the dog fucking by people like Elizabeth Warren. Yeah. I don't think it's wrong. And yeah, but when she got shit during the campaign for being like, I'm a red man myself.

I've spent... My uncle used to come by with a piece of pipe and we blow clouds all over the teepee, you know. And but the thing is, is like if you've... And I've made this point, I feel like on the show, different show, not this, not the end of the show. But you're... Oh, you're from upstate New York.

Is there... Like there's... There's like... It's not like... Were you about to say I'm from Vermont? No. I thought you were just from the Midwest. Okay.

Because like the... Upstate New York is like the Midwest basically. Kind of... Western New York is definitely... Western New York is the Midwest. Buffalo is Midwest. You get out there and they have the accent. Oh, we're going to a bar?

Yeah. We're going to a bar later? Yeah. So just stop speaking. It's weird because the women have flat. It's like they talk like this when everything's real flat, but then the men have like roll and orders where it rolls over like this. Dude, after a weekend in Buffalo, I was like...

I wish I was deaf. Buffalo's fucked up. It's a fucked up place. I started counting there. Well, I just hear it. It's a really offensive accent. It's just not... There's no diction.

They're not saying anything and it's just like they're going like, and you're supposed to be listening to it. Someone there told me they're like, yeah, apparently it's one of the clearest, easiest accents to understand, you know? And it's like, that's what you have to say good about Buffalo is like, we talk okay. We don't have any fucking jobs, but we talk okay. How come as soon as you cross over into Canada, it's just immediately gone? That accent's gone.

Healthcare. Yeah. Those people, they can all go to a speech pathologist for free as a five-year-old, whereas everybody in Buffalo, there was one retarded guy who became mayor 100 years ago and he ruined it for all of them. I think they also have nuclear fallout too. From what? The GE, the General Mills?

Yeah. They all got lucky charms poisoning, they have FAS from fucking marshmallows. Yeah, it's a sad place. I lived there for three months and I was blacked out the entire time, 100% of the time. And I would like become lucid for a second and be like, absolutely not. Yeah, it's like spiritually just winner there. It is, yeah. Totally.

Like the post-holiday winner. People were dying. It's like February 2nd as every day in fucking Buffalo. Yeah. There was this big snow that was like eight feet tall and there was this press conference and they were like, do you want to, they were taking questions and the mayor was being like, nobody go outside, people are dying, people are dying and then somebody was like, I have a question and he was like, is the bills game going to happen?

And the mayor was like, yes, you fucking retard, obviously. Obviously. Yeah. What are we going to do? Cancel the bills game? What are you a fucking retard? I will say funniest women ever come out of there. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. They're fat and they're covered in thick makeup and they're like nasty. They all look like, they all look like a November pumpkin. Yeah. Yeah. And they have like, yeah, they have like torn up knees from just like blow and do, just be like, I'll fucking blow this guy.

I don't give a damn. Did you see right on right on Astro turf? Yeah. I probably mentioned it before, but there was a Craigslist misconnection from a Buffalo bills game once where it was like, you sat next to me and my boyfriend at the game. And then when my boyfriend went to the bathroom, you took my hand and I gave you a hand job. And I never got a look at you. But if you see this, like I was the woman who jacked you off the bills game.

Yeah. That rules. That's pretty cool. Like it's great. I took care of a girl who was paralyzed in Buffalo and she would get drunk. I would strap a whiskey thing to her neck and so she could suck the alcohol out of it. With a straw. And we would get fucked up.

And she had to like, I had to control her chair and I was wasted. And I had to. Was she like, she drunk drove herself into that chair? No, that's the crazy. No, it was just like a cyst that cut off her circule or whatever, her whatever that's called. That's cool to know that. That's cool to know that.

Yeah. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. I feel it already. Whenever, Nick, we did a tour of Equinox. We did.

That's all better. I was having like, health anxiety this morning. I was convinced. Somebody said that I had a brain tumor because I was dizzy from, because I switched to veganism so I still, I'm like, I'm probably, my blood, my vitamins are probably all fucked up. Why did you switch? Because of that movie? Yeah.

Ethical reasons, I guess. Environmental reasons. No, not environmental, just like factory farming and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when I, I don't eat meat and it's because of that, which feels gay, but it is. Yeah. I don't care if they factory farm a chicken. Uh-huh.

A chicken, I don't care. A chicken's not a guy. A cow is a guy. A cow is a whole guy. A cow's a dude. It's because of watching Instagram videos of them getting brushed. A cow is someone. Basically every fucking dairy farm in the United States, it's like, you know, like a cow being

born and they're like, what is going on? I was just driving my cab and now a truck cut me off and now here I am. What is going on? I like the beginning of the sentence. Oh, what? So I just realized that autistic people have the end of the sentence where they go like, they'll be like, what is going on? They do that.

They do that? We're going to, yeah, we're going to go get some lunch. Yeah, they do stop-up. That's who invented stop-up. Stop-up? I thought it was Jewish women. No, I think it was children. Children.

Stop-up. Yeah, yeah. That's true. I used to, I would hear that a lot as an annoy, as a child that lived to annoy other people. Yeah. A lot of my, and then being like, what? What? I wasn't doing anything.

What? Yeah. Don't. No, the autistic one is like this little moan at the end, it's like, it's gross. Yeah, it sounds like part of a nine-inch nail song. Yeah. Nasty. Uh-huh.

So, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Liz Warren. You're dizzy. Liz Warren, get it? No, I'm fine. It's like, you're just hungry. Once you're in your 30s, it's like, you know, if you don't drink enough water, it will like collapse the whole day.

Uh-huh. I had like a meltdown at the cellar because Kyle Dunnigan, do you know Kyle Dunnigan? Yeah, yeah. I like him a huge fan of him, and he, like, I watched him come in during my set and I got like so terrified, and I was like, this is fucked up. I was like, vertigo-y. Yeah. But it was fine.

I also, in movie theaters, if there's like any music that's like this, oh, oh, oh, like that. I also just faint. You don't like it. I'll faint. I literally will faint. There's like a physical response. I fainted in like four theaters.

Really? I fainted on a plane recently. Yeah. From, and my Shyamalan, from old, that movie, old. Really? Yeah, I fainted and peed my pants. From that scene where the guy's nose is bleeding? No, and she has the tumor.

Oh, okay. And they cut it open. I hated that movie. It's a bad movie. I mean, I only saw half of it because I passed out, but if there's the music paired with Gore. Yeah. Well, movies hit different on planes because of like cabin pressure and stuff.

Yeah. That's why you cry. That's why you cry. Yeah. So you're like, fucked up. I vape so much on planes. Me too. It's not okay.

People know. I need, it's not a cool look in general. I set off the alarm in the bathroom. Did you? With a vape. Yeah. Yeah. That's a $500,000 fine.

Yeah. You're going to Guantanamo. I just showed him. My bra was like, I don't have anything, dude. I don't know why it went off. Your plane's fucked up. I farted. I farted, sir.

It's my pussy. From my pussy. My pussy's rotten. My pussy farted. Yeah. Go ahead. Go ahead. Rest me for having a rotten pussy and see what kind of article that gets written about.

Go ahead. He knew I was lying. He angrily stood at the front of the plane and went, nobody's allowed to vape on the plane while only making eye contact with me and the whole plane looked at me and I was like, ah. There are no vapes allowed on the plane. An Indian airline pilot, you don't see that very often. Well, yeah.

That would not then still a lot of confidence in me. Why? They're not, why? They do a good job at Uber. Yeah. But they drive real aggressively. Yeah. So you'll get to LA faster.

Because the Indian plane is landing and behind you you just see another plane just like blowing up, just crashing and blowing up. So a plane with a horn for some reason. Your guy's like standing on the wings. Yeah. Yeah. We have landed. It stresses me out when they show you the cab and it's got those beads.

The beads all over the chair. It stresses me out when they show you those trains. I love when they have the tiny magic carpet hanging from the rear view. Yeah, yeah. I like this. Yeah, that's cool. Because I just want some carpet. I have lots at home but some also while I drive.

I have somewhere to kiss. No. What if my hand has to sit down? What if I want to, I put the carpet down on the dash in my hand. It's got to be a praying thing, right? Like they just do that and they're like, okay, you're good. Every two hours while driving. Oh, their fingers are fine.

Yeah. You have their fingers bow. Yeah. I love you. I love you. My mom is like, yeah, that's good enough, just don't draw me. That's fine. That satisfies every five hours requirement, just don't ever draw a fucking picture of

me. Praying I love you is so funny. I love you. I miss you every day. I love you, God. I love you, God. Oh, my God. Have you guys seen Zarna Garg?

Hello, God. What? What's that? Zarna Garg? What's that? She's the Indian woman at the cellar. We're not comedians. No.

It is full, the thickest Indian accent you've ever heard, the most. She crushed. Speaking of which, I will be at the Irvine Improv, August 18th through the 20th. Tickets are still on sale now. We're running out of time here for you guys to go buy tickets at the Irvine Improv. When does this come out? This comes out today. Oh, God.

Please buy tickets to Albany for the love of God. I'm going to kill myself in Albany. Really? I'm ready to die and that's the place to do it. Is there even a club there? It's a funny bone. Really? Yeah.

That's bad. Yeah. So buy tickets to the Albany show and where is that? This weekend. This weekend. And hit up the Orange Julius before. How are ticket sales going? I don't know.

I haven't asked him too scared. Yeah. But I hope that they'll just, if it's bad, just collapse it into one joke. I mean, I opened for Dusty there like I think last year and he had a hard time and that was after Netflix and he like sells out. Yeah. I mean, Buffalo was rough. I was like, you know, I've been on the road a little bit like after the first shows,

Boston, I was like paranoid, but they sold out pretty quickly and then Boston, I was worried about it was fine. And then Raleigh and Portland like didn't move at all until a couple of days before and then those all sold out and I was like, oh, thank God, like they were selling out day of and then Portland, same thing, it was selling out day of something like, oh, maybe I'm fine. And then Buffalo like wasn't worried about it and I got the like all of the, I mean, I sold maybe 100, 150 tickets each show and it was like 350 capacity.

So now I'm like back to being worried about an Irvine's a huge fucking room. It's like 490. Oh, wait, how was, um, did Raleigh end up being okay? Yeah. Raleigh was great because it's a great club. I was just worried about like the market in terms of like how many tickets I could sell. People all always do the day of thing. It's aggravating.

They did that to me in Louisville was zero and then it was like everybody bought them. Yeah. It makes sense. I'm going to something I'm like, I'm going to get my tickets three months in advance. You know, no, I would expect that out of these guys. Yeah. Yeah. They need to get their eye cows in line.

I put, I put a Facebook clip up and boosted it because that's what Dusty said to do. And I was like, here we go. This is great. It's going to go out into the ether. People get tickets, middle, you know, Albany, New York people and it's like four views or something. Yeah. Yeah.

Like what the fuck? No, that shit is all a scam. I think that anyone has access to like anyone, if, if, if any fucking dickhead in the world can approach like a company and be like, can I promote this, then it's, it is guaranteed to be useless as far as conversion is concerned. Yeah. The only advertising that's effect, like if you can get something on TV or like a real ad campaign and I'm basing that on nothing, no information that I have or access to.

Do people have publicists? I don't know. I did. I spent a little bit of money on, on Instagram advertising for t-shirts and it's like they, it did nothing. It did absolutely nothing. Yeah. People, just people that don't know a come town didn't want to buy an Andre Steakhouse

t-shirt. The Richard Gear Museum shirt is a good shirt. That is a great shirt. I got plenty and that was the only one I paid for. I like the New York Times one and this is the brand that was good. Oh, thank you. That was awesome. Yeah.

I wanted to do a shirt and this is not right. What? No, nothing. Say it. No, I'm not saying it. Irvine Improv is the, is, is, that'll, that'll be interesting to see how that's, where's Irvine? Irvine's like it.

I guess 45 minutes out the LA. Yeah. Oh, I did that with Lewis. Yeah. Lewis JCK. Lewis JCK. Yeah. Yeah.

Guy, can you imagine how much that guy would rape? Oh my God. Debbie. Oh my God. He'd get numbers. He'd do numbers. Rack him up. Yeah.

Yeah. He'd rape and then he'd do a Brazilian Jiu-jitsu. But after this, I got to be on the road like every weekend till October, so I'm worried it's going to be like after I go on tour and I'm making no money for two months straight and then coming back here and having to like get this thing off the ground. You'll do it. Honestly, I can't. You're going, you're going away every weekend.

Are you coming back? I picked up like CAA is booking me. So, oh yeah. No, I'll be like, I'll be out of town Thursday to Sunday to do stand up and then back here and then this is like a like full-time job basically now at this point too. Are you going to do 15 minutes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? 15 minutes? Well, an hour, yeah, yeah.

But twice a night, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? Usually it's five shows, usually. It's like a normal club around. Crazy. Why? Because I've just been doing Saturday, Sunday, an hour. No, I just did, I just did eight shows in Chicago. It wipes me out compared to doing the cellar where it's like 15 minutes, three or four

times a night. You know what's nice about doing this? This is the first time we're doing Adam's show. Yeah. Like anything close to a real job in like seven years and because it's like, you know, I mean, I get here at like 8am, 7am, 8am and then just handling like phone calls. Really? Phone calls.

Pointing at stuff, telling them what people want to paint. And what? Delegation. Yeah. I think going back to doing like something that has regular nine to five hours and then doing stand up, you forget as a stand up comedian that it is the laziest, easiest job in the world. Yeah, yeah, totally.

Like five shows. That really wears you out. It's like, work at McDonald's drive through for one day. Yeah. That's a real job. Do it once. I know. It is true.

Yeah. When I was doing carpentry, I would do comedy and I'd be like, this is the best. Yeah. And now I'm just like, I'm used to going to the cellar doing two 15 minute spots and eating and going home. So now I'm like, two hours, are you kidding? I can't stand up for that one. I remember being like a young comedy, you see like headliners and they'd be like, well,

they didn't even bring the fucking, they didn't bring, I asked for ranch dressing with these fucking French fries and you're like, you have like the, this is the dream. Yeah. And you're complaining about ketchup, like in the green room, you just fly around doing nothing. Yeah. And then you just talk about yourself for an hour. Yeah.

Right. And then it takes maybe two months of adjusting to that lifestyle and you're like, can't they get another fuck? Can't there be an Ottoman in here? I'm trying to put my feet up. Dude, one time I was in this, I always think about this and people say writers, we were in this room, me and Louie at Atlanta and it was, I swear to God, zero degrees. I mean, it was the coldest room we've ever been in and we were like bundling up, grabbing

like pieces of furniture and he has that, he has that in his rider. No. And I went up to the guy and I was like, dude, what's going on? Like this is fucked up and we're here for like five days and he was like, I thought Louie likes an ice cold green room. It was from Boston. We were like, no, dude, he was like, so embarrassed. He like lost his mind.

He was like, I'm so sorry and then like cranked it up. But it was like, do you think that Louie wrote in like, I want the green room to be zero degrees? It's crazy. Yeah. Why would, who would do that? I don't know. Also, where was the mystic?

You know what I mean? Like what happened? It's like, that's just what I heard. He likes. I was like, you can see us suffering. Louie Eskimo. That's who they thought it was. Yeah.

That's a different guy. Right? Yeah. That's a different Louie Eskimo. Louie Eskimo. I want a writer. What would you write? What's your writer?

Do you have a writer? No, I don't. I don't know. Yeah. Me? Just get through the weekend, I guess, so I can get back here and we can pretend to have a TV show. I just want to get to the point where I can say no punishers in the green room, no person

that's going to sit there and talk to me for an hour and a half about comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I love talking about my process. Yeah. Oh my God. I love it.

I love drifting off to sleep while somebody's talking in the green room. They'd be like, right, with dead eyes, just having sleep apnea at them and they're like, totally dude, I'll let you do your thing, I'll see you later. No, yeah, no, I hear you, but yeah, I'll chat with you after. The worst is like for us, like when a local comic is like, hey, great to meet you, beep, beep, beep. You know, they say like all the bad words and we're like, why, because they want to prove that they're Edward Lord and worthy of their bad ass or something.

I met some kid and I was like, you don't talk to someone this way. I met some kid in Penn Station, he came up to me in Penn Station, he was like, dude, meet me and he's like, he's, he just has like a wet mouth, you know, like the way like a five year old does, he's just lips are wet. Yeah. Yeah. Like a guy that's dealing with chapped lips in the middle of summer and like, you know, where he has like the ring of red around it and he's like me and my friend always talk

about what I would say to you or what we would say to you if we ever ran, ran into you on the Long Island railroad. That's like what, yeah, I don't know why that that was this scenario and people wonder. And then he goes, and he goes, and I will be decided is I would, you would just sit down next to you and just say, fag it and then say nothing else. And I was like, great, awesome. You've really made the world the worst place. That's what this new show is.

We're trying to atone for our sins. Yeah. Anyway, nice kid. It was a nice kid. Nice guy. Nice kid. Totally do to let you do your thing. We'll get out of here.

Right. Thank you for saying hi. I don't want to discourage anyone from saying hi. My problem is I need to be touched by women. Women are so touchy. Oh, me too. I hate to be like, oh my God, I hate it. And they'll climb into my fucking mouth and I'm like pulling them off me and I feel like

an asshole. They put your hands here here like a shampoo commercial. They do. And they'll be like, I love your and I'm like, just take it. You can have it. Whatever. Whatever you like. It's crazy.

Or there's this one. Can we be best friends that the hostility that it elicits in me is unbelievable. Yeah. Can we be friends? I'm like, no. I 100% know because of that phrase. Right. What is supposed to happen after that?

It's crazy. Like you both just sit on a couch and don't say anything and watch fucking the decades channel or they're like in a living room. What do you even do with friends? You go to sweet green. Yeah. Yeah. You go to sweet green.

They want to trip on mushrooms with me. One guy in Vegas like bum rushed me on stage to as I got off stage like ran at me to try and do mushrooms with me because he was on mushrooms and the security just like cross with a clothesline to him and he like fell over and was on mushrooms being like, I just want to do mushrooms with her as if I was going to be like, come on buddy, the faster you run. Yeah. Yeah.

We had a guy in Chicago. Yeah. Yeah. He just like casually tried to approach the stage and then he tried to get on stage. Nick invited me on stage. They took him out. They took him out of the stadium. You know, you've been at Lincoln Lodge.

It's like 100 people. Yeah. Kyle was just like, no, he didn't. We're all sitting right here. Yeah. You know. So he got like escorted out and I guess someone went outside for a cigarette like 20 minutes later.

There's just a picture. He went across the street to another bar and they beat him. The bouncers kicked the shit out of him. There's a picture of him just face down on the ground. It was like being like arrested by the cops showed up and he was like, just fucking kill me. It's like a white guy. So they're like, do you need help?

Yeah. Are you okay? Do you want us to call your parents? We wanted them to like George Floyd at my guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like that.

The comic who lost his mind recently. Ian? No, not Ian. The other one who kept like, we'll talk about it. Ian does that also. Ezra Miller, the Flash. Who tries to get in trouble? No.

He loses his mind. He's like, if you George Floyd me, it would fix every problem in society. His politics have gone to so much stupid. He said Adam the funniest text just now. Oh my God. He sent me a text about your podcast and it was like, hey man, I'm really sorry. Like I thought it would be really funny to have a baby there, but you know, I'm really sorry that the show became and he described the episode we did as a dystopian nightmare.

And I was like, you don't know what that word means. The only thing dystopian about it was watching Racine hate his child. That's what was freaking me out. I was like, yeah, that kid is cute, man. Ben. That kid rules. Racine just being like, just stop it. I don't think he should be on Ian Fiden's podcast, though.

I think that is maybe. Too much. I'm not going to call CPS on Racine, but I don't think that's good. No. Him chugging that liquid death and playing with the taser gun. I was like, this is not good. Real quick, we got to talk about today is the 10th. The ninth, I think right now.

Maybe the 10th. It doesn't make any sense. Oh, yeah. No, it's the 10th. Yeah. Sorry. So we got to talk about super speciosa.com. Oh, let's talk about it super get super leaf.com.

I think it's still the website. We're four minutes late on this one. Damn. We haven't had reads in a while. During the summer, I guess it slows down with advertisements. Yeah. There's nobody, at least our sponsors, nobody, like I book all the. I do like annual contracts.

So I book everything in November. And then I leave like, I left like a blank spot in the middle of the summer. And I was like, that's all the way in the fucking summer. And then you forget as you get older that it's like time is just. Yeah. I've been doing that. I'm buying plane tickets where I'm like, I'll buy it when it comes and then it's here and it's $8,000.

Yeah. I haven't bought a ticket to Irvine yet. And I might have to. Dude, I booked. I was like, I asked like Wardell. I was like, do you want a feature? And he was like, yeah, totally. And then I saw him last night and like, you know, I was like, you're so, I just like

a casual like, you're still good to feature, right? Like expecting the answer to be like, of course, because then he's like, oh yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you. No. I'm like, what the fuck? He's like, yeah, I can do like a guest spot on Saturday. And it's like, you were, you were booked the middle of the whole weekend. So I might fly Racine out there because I really don't know anyone.

Yeah, fly Racine. Yeah. That's Jamel too. I guess I did Jamel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mike needs to work. Yeah. It's just as expensive to bring Mike. Why? Well, he brings all his fucking pasta sauce on the airplane. Oh, yeah. And that's like an additional like $3,000 because it's, but it's, you know, it's, and he can't check it because it's like medicine.

Yeah. Prescription. Yes. Have it on his person at all times. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't get through TSA. Yeah.

If he doesn't like, he can't bring liquids on the plane. He has like learned that one time. If he doesn't have access to the marinara for two hours, he starts growing like a giant curly mustache. Oh. Korean music starts playing. Yeah. Yeah.

And he starts trying to make dogs kiss. His hairline just comes back further and further. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Get super, or superspeciosa.com. I guess they've abandoned get superleaf.com. Okay.

Here's the thing I love about this company is like, so they buy a bunch of reads with us, and they cannot figure out what they want the name of the company to be or what. It changes every week. It changes all the time. Yeah. So it gets, it's superspeciosa, rawleaf, TRDMRK. Nice. What did it use to me?

Trade more. I don't know. It used to be getsuperleaf.com. It was also super ogx, so it was super organic, super ogx, get superleaf, superspeciosa. And then they would send emails. They'd be like, oh, yeah. So can you just not say, they're like, stop saying superspeciosa, say get superleaf. And now their website is superspeciosa.com.

This is how you know this shit is good, because these are the most incompetent businessmen in the entire fucking world. But they're in business because their product is basically, it's drugs. Is it like Kratom? Yeah, it's Kratom. Because of some sort of agricultural loophole. Pure Kratom engineer by nature. The thing is, is that the war on drugs only existed to put black people in jail in the

1970s. That's right. And then they realized white people were doing a lot of the drugs also. And now it's just blatant hypocrisy. So they're like, we're not going to, they'll never make any new drug illegal. How about a Blasian hypocrisy? Yeah. Anyways, Kratom from getsuperleaf.com.

New signature reserve, 1.5% MIT, 25% off. Oh, Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Is it like Kratom? It is Kratom. It is Kratom. It is Kratom. Oh, I did Kratom one time and I vomited all day. I vomited like black.

Yeah. You threw up. Yeah. I did it one time and I vomited. Have you guys ever done like a lot of opiates? No. No. You get used to that feeling.

The dizzy? Yeah. When I closed my eyes, it was euphoric. But as soon as I opened them, I was like, yeah, it was all day. Yeah. If you ever get into like Oxycontin or whatever, you learn to associate that feeling of nausea with like, damn, I'm getting fucked up. And then you just like feel good.

So yeah, the first couple of times I drank Kratom and it made me sick in that way. I was like, this is good stuff. This is good stuff. I'm like, I feel great right now. That's like people who smoke weed and they have panic attacks and they're like, this is great weed. I'm like, how the fuck? Yeah.

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Yeah. Did they send it in kilos? My roommate gets it in like these kilo bags. What's in these little like brown like sustainable bags? Oh, that makes you feel good about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's really, oh, I shouldn't say negative things about it.

You can. It doesn't matter. It's quite addicting. Yeah. Well, that's the thing. Look, they don't want us to say any of this stuff, but it's, it's, it's drugs. Yeah. Yeah.

So the drug, they'll sell themselves. Yeah. That's why it's like, you know, they have a marketing guy there that knows that. That's why he keeps changing the name of the company. So you'd be like, I got all these big ideas. Yeah. And they're like, he's doing it. The Ian of, the Ian of Super Organics is doing it somehow making the Kratom powder popular

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Thanks Nick. He will probably, there's a cry laughing on me. He will probably never see this. Yeah. Of course. Who's reading the blog? Well, time to check my favorite blog. Are they writing?

You will probably never see this? Yeah. Thanks Nick. He will probably never see this sad emoji. It's cheesy to say that it feels like it was only yesterday. It does. After a movie. Well, yeah, you've been fucked up on Kratom for years.

This person is fucked up on Kratom. Who's writing this shit? Andy. Andy Super Speciosa. Andy works there or this is like our idea? Andy works it. It looks like there's another guy, Sergio Santana. He's just hiding little tabs on the menu table to put his secrets in.

I mean, this is nuts. After moving and expanding into three different warehouses, adding dozens of like-minded individuals to our team, shipping dozens of like-minded individuals, I like that. Yeah, we share the same philosophy of drug addiction, shipping them. I'm going through withdrawals when we stop this. I hear the withdrawals are very chill. Yeah. They are very chill.

That's what I hear. Yeah. This might be the scariest thing we have ever done is rebranding. That's the scariest thing you've ever done. That's what they said? Is that what he said? Yeah, like investing a bunch of money into a thing that might be illegal in a beer? Like a jungle drug.

Yeah. Yeah, right. The thing that like poachers take before they go kill an elephant at 2am. To desensitize themselves to the blood. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways. Rebranding is the scariest thing.

Right. No, it's good shit though. It's good shit. Whether you're an ivory poacher or Nick in Strongsville, Ohio, a guy that's got addicted to Kratom because he's trying to resolve a powerlifting injury because that's the only job that's left in Ohio is being a guy that lifts weights for money. After I blew out my L1 through 17, deadlifting, trying to get a serial company sponsorship. Trying to forget what happened in Iraq.

Yeah. Now I'm taking Kratom all day long from GetSuperLeaf.com. What's the rebrand for? Just I have no idea. Without further ado, this little snapshot is a preview of our refresh look. Oh, here's what they did. The bags look the same, but now they're colored instead of brown. That's cool.

Yeah. That's cool. I'm going to write, I hope they don't listen to this. I'm going to write an email just like being like, you know what, fuck you guys. I've used your Kratom for years and I expect a brown bag. And this green shit you got now? No, it's good they got rid of the brown because the brown is bodega. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like Brooklyn roasted coffee beans. Yeah, totally. Yeah. I only get local beans. Okay. Anyways, getsuperleaf.com, promo code, come town or come town 20. We'll have to get that changed to TAFS 20.

I love that, I love how they claim that the Kratom will both stimulate you and sedate you. It is accurate though. It stimulates you to throw up everywhere, but then if you lay down, it's quite hard. It doesn't help you stay focused during the day. I mean, that's what they claim. I think when we first, when we first negotiated the ad reads with them, they described it as like taking a Percocet and drinking a cup of coffee, but then they were like, you're not allowed to say that.

Yeah. I'm psych. Yeah. When my roommate tries to chill on weed, he starts doing Kratom so that he can work out and focus and write. Yeah, nice. And I have like PTSD from hearing the Kratom, like him like mixing it, because after he takes it, he's just becomes like a RoboCop.

Yeah. You know what I mean? And you can't approach him because he is in it. So it does do focus, but the one time I did it, it was, I mean, I was like tripping. When I lived with Felix, he would drink that. She was the first person I knew that was drinking Kratom constantly. And then he would like spill it. It was big.

He's a very messy guy. Yeah, he would spill it. And then there would just, it would be like, did the cat drink its own piss and then throw up somewhere? What the fuck is this smell? It's like vitamin urine plus like. Damn. I totally forgot that for the first four years of this podcast, we had a cat throwing up

every episode. RIP, Ernest. Ernest. Good guy. This old cat, probably the best cat I've ever met my entire life. He was like 28 years old or something. He was ancient. He was like.

He was so old. His eyes were all fucked up. He wanted to die so bad. He was just hanging on. He would scratch his ear all the time and he scratched it so bad that he cut a hole into his ear. Scratch his ear off. His ear would just be bleeding all the time.

He'd be sitting there and he'd like rub up against you and just leave blood all over your fucking. Oh my God. He was honestly Nick's best friend. Yeah. That cat was awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

You could be, you'd see him at the doorway and be like, come here boy, you know, and he'd fucking run over like a dog. An ancient cat. Ancient cats are scary because they feel slightly mummified when you touch them. They're cold. They're disgusting. Boney. He wasn't boney.

He was fat as shit until he died. Oh wow. Yeah. That's hard to do. He used to sleep on the windowsill under the plants. I had a great picture of him where one day he, it was just like a nice sunny day. And he was on the windowsill and he threw up and then fell asleep with his head just gently in the pile of vomit.

I was like, damn, Ernest is drinking again. Yeah. He was a good boy. Now I got sad that Ernest is dead. So Nick, we said the promo code, the website. We said the promo code, we said the website, the read is done. The read is done. Go ahead and buy this shit.

It's awful. Yeah. No, it's great. It'll keep you stimulated and sedated. Well welcome to the Adam Freeland show. It's probably just your deal. Do you do the Adam Freeland show or are you just in come town, I guess? I think she did work.

I did the Adam Freeland show. The first one. Maybe the first one. Yeah. Nick's apartment. Yeah. This is the podcast for the week. Yeah.

So what video is on Patreon? Audio is on? The goal is to eventually just have it be all video. But for this week, Adam's going to go see his dad for his birthday this weekend. In Vegas. Yeah, so he's flying back to Vegas now. So we didn't really have time to put together a video thing. We're kind of like...

We went hard this weekend. We're starting to plan the next video thing right now. Yeah. So we just have to work our way up to a regular release schedule. But because everything's in flux with the studio, everything's got to be built and get people in here and get stuff done, we're trying to release as much content as possible. The bare minimum is keeping to the audio release schedule because that's what people promise and what they pay for.

Was Gilles' video? Yeah, Gilles was video, but that was their podcast. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So just to figure out how to use this kind of transition period in a fun way and a creative way.

Right. And some updates for the audience. We're getting a lighting grid this weekend. Very exciting. I don't know if they need to know the exact thing. I'm not telling them the day. Can we say at your dad's house when Skankfest comes? No.

Come on. Okay. So you're going to have the by guys podcast day at my dad's house. Yeah. Oh, God. You have Amiko and Ian at my dad's house. That's so cool that you're a dad. What's that like?

I've always thought about that. I wonder what my dad would make of Ian. That's such a wow. That's great. You should like write a book about what it's like to be like a dad, you know? It's like a dystopian nightmare. I had a crazy idea. What if we did it?

It's me and you and we do a podcast. It's called Adam's Relenture. It's called Adam's Dad. And we host. It's called Adam's Dad. The gay guy. No. It's called it's called Ian finance and you're just on it.

You'll just be there all the time. It's just your name. Yeah. So you're a fit. You're a host of the show. It's called the fire show. What we have worked out. How's it going so far?

A huge amount of complications is I am basically a regular every week if I can do that. But it is Ian's show. After he sent me the intro that literally had the font that is word art, 2003, you know what I mean? That's cool. I was like, Ian, this font is insane and he was like, it's Ghostbusters font. It's an Easter egg. And I was like, this is your podcast.

He does not mind. I'm loving this new era of Ian using words he doesn't understand. It's dystopian. Yeah. It's sort of like a dystopian Easter egg. We're using a font. It's the Ghostbusters font. You know what the other one I was telling him?

The other one like comics you see because it's like, most comedians, their only inputs are things they hear other comedians say. They'll watch one movie a year and they'll be like, dude, I'm really into like cinema now. I saw Guardians of the Galaxy. And that's it. That's their one cultural uptake for the year. And so there'll be like expressions or turns of phrase that like every, for a long time

that was like, they would all say, and you know, is weird, I quit stand up for like three, four years. And now that I'm back into it and like, I didn't see the proliferation of everybody saying getting in reps. So now people are saying putting reps in and I'm like, this is gay. It's so gay. This is what you're like, you're in the gym. It's always got to be another thing.

Just doing sets. Just doing the thing that you, yeah. I hate when people are like, did you get up tonight? I'm like, shut the fuck up. Shut up. Did you get up? How many times did you get up? But for a while they were saying, like, there was a thing, civilians.

Well, civilians is a classic, but there was a period where like comedians like on stage like as a punchline, like there was a lot of the Brooklyn kind of hip guys were saying like, yeah, that's a real inside baseball. Yeah. They would use that to describe literally any, any kind of like, not even like esoteric knowledge. You were saying before Sophie's Choice. Yeah.

Sophie's Choice was a big one. Most comics don't. Comics would say, yeah, it's like a real Sophie's Choice and they're just describing a choice. It's a movie about someone having to decide which kid they want to kill in the Holocaust. Yeah. Are they, what about the, what was the other one that I hear people say? They're like, on stage, man, I've been hearing it all the time. Getting in reps.

Oh, they'll say, sorry for breaking the fourth wall guys. Yeah. Yeah. That is all the time. Yeah. Most of them don't know. Yeah. There was funny because like, you're like relatively new to stand up, right?

Like seven, eight years? Yeah. Relatively new. I guess. For how talented you are. Yeah. I mean, you're a very good comic. Thank you.

One of the top five in the city. But like the, I mean, I've been doing, I started in 2005, so I guess, yeah, like seven years is relatively new. I guess. Yeah. I started 2014. Fall of 2014. What's that?

Eight years? Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. Anyways. But I also started and then didn't do the thing that people do where they dabble. I was like hooked. Yeah.

You just loved it. Yeah. Yeah. But there's a lot of people like that and they suck. Yeah. Still. Oh yeah. Cause it's like something to do.

Yeah. I mean, what sets people apart as a community is like somebody, you have to have like a unique like kind of style and that can't like, that really can't be learned. It can maybe be manufactured in a certain way, but like either you have it or you don't. Yeah. Joke writing is the thing that you can hone. But like, you know, like what makes somebody like, you know, like you have the potential to be, I mean, you're, I think you already are a great comic, but you have the potential

to be like a, like, you know, like, you know, just, you're like established as like somebody that moves a medium forward or does something with it or just changes the way people think about being alive and about humanity and certainly just, you know, I don't mean what I'm saying. I don't mean. What sets people apart is that they, you know, they have like a unique style, like, you know, like Burr, like Burr is a very joke writer, but Burr is also Burr. You know what I mean?

Yeah. You know him as a person. Yeah. Or like Fluffy. He's got a unique style. Fluffy. You know, he does the sound effects. Yeah.

You know, he's Mexican. Yeah. It doesn't matter how many. It's a roller coaster. Yeah. I love that. I love the roller coaster. Does he do a roller coaster?

Maybe point. Like the girl with voice. Yeah. Where he's like going up a roller coaster. I forget what it is. You think the Holocaust. It's about how he's so fat. Okay.

Go ahead. Do you think the Holocaust would have been as bad if they had used roller coasters instead of trains? Well, they'd need like a slope aspect. Like the whole, all the way, like through the Alps maybe, they could have gone through the Alps. I went on a roller coaster with Ron on Hershberg. That felt like the Holocaust.

Yeah. Yeah. In Vegas. Really? Which one? New York, New York? Yeah. Classic.

Classic? Yeah. I'm not scared of that one at all. I've done it. How did little Sasquatch do on your show the other night? He's so cute. He's so cute. I just think he's so cute.

I haven't seen his online thing, but people are like, this kid's huge. And I'm like, there's no way. He's cute. He's like 14 year old girls that are like, hi. Hi. It's crazy. Apparently if you look at like Crystal Lea's social media, he still has that, like children. Really?

They're like, I have a big crush on them. Well, now they know they have a chance. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Now they're like real quick, if you are old and you're trying to get your dick hard, maybe go to bluetooth.com. Bluetooth.com.

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Somebody's on their P's and Q's. What is Levitra? Levitra is one of the other dick pills. Like, so all these companies, they start a dick pill company and it's like one real pharmaceutical company, I guess, and then their product goes into public domain. And then other companies are allowed to make generic versions of it, I guess. So Levitra was the one after C. Alice. It was Viagra, then C. Alice and then Levitra.

What's going on with these hymn stuff where they, it makes your hair grow back, but then it gives you anxieties. They give you anxiety pills. It's generic Rogaine. Really? Yeah. Does Rogaine give people anxiety? The hymn is making your dicks often.

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Probably more so. Yeah. Probably this is an actual pharmaceutical. It's an actual pharmaceutical. I'm not allowed to do off-label prescriptions to the audience, but yeah, why did it help your blood pressure? Oh, it's a vasodilator. So it makes your veins open up.

That's the way they work. Oh gross. So you just felt more. Well my arteries are probably clogged from the lifetime of being pissed, you know, like bad diet and smoking and being pissed. And now I've done, I've done three cycling classes and I'm like I'm fixed. Yeah. I'm fine.

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So every night you're not smoking cigs during the day and then you close your eyes and then you're visited by Satan. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Laura peak has a joke about that, how she's like, you won't, you won't, you'll have hallucinations. Where she's like, yeah, you're not smoking cigarettes because there's a guy crawling out of your oven at you Yeah, it seems it seems a shout out or a peak great comic Blue shoe doesn't cause any of that. No, blue shoe actually makes your life better and it makes people think you're cool

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It's a little respect to have for anybody with an Irish accent Even a woman came up to me at the cellar and she's like you were a great crack tonight and I was like get the fuck. Oh wait, what did you just say to me? They're the worst accents of all the European Irish. Yeah, it's bad. Well Irish and then yeah British after that and then probably Portuguese Yeah, but I would respect the British if somebody was like you were quite a crack. You have to they took over the whole world You know, but why is the Irish just ice as soon as they begin to create want to spit? Yeah, right on them Yeah, it's disgusting. Yeah, it's you need not apply to blue chew calm No Irish accents. Anyway, she offers you the same active ingredients as Viagra Cialis and LaVitra for a fraction of the price and an in a chewable form

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No lock-in means blue chew No lock-in. No Nick. That's not normal. That's bad copy. Okay. You're not locked in Okay, you're not locked into a contract. Okay, so they get a bad copy. They could write that better. It's not me I thought it was I am I am illiterate, but that's on them. This that one is on them Okay, no more time-consuming doctors in go to equinox with him today thinking we're both gonna sign I didn't make you go you've been asked me for four days You want to go to equinox because you said you wanted to go to equinox. I'm trying to like through the stuff No, no, we gotta take no we got a hash this equinox

Okay, I'm not even going to insult you. I'm complaining about something I felt okay continue you felt joy I didn't feel joy. It said, you know, he wanted to sign up. I said, I'll sign up if you sign up Let me go to the gym together. That'd be nice. Yeah, you know But then we're going on the lady gives us the whole thing and then he's like Well, I gotta see if I can cancel my gym membership first and we clearly wasted this person's time and it made me feel like No, it's not wasting your time, you know, like going to a car dealership and being like, can we sit in the Cadillac or being like, yeah Maybe we'll come back next week. Yeah holes in your shoes. No, I just have to go I'm gonna circle back. No, I was like base. I was literally telling this lady

I'm rich by the way. I think you and I could come here. I could blow I could spend whatever money I know. Yeah, you're like, she's like, what's that? So what are you looking like? I'm gonna be here This is like she's like, what are you looking for the gym index? Like, you know, honestly mainly it's just spending money That's what I Dude, I don't want to feel like I fucking can't yeah, I just like a forward equinox by the make it clear We can afford I got the money for this fucking place. Yeah, I Want to start a life that's her. Yes, it's like three. I really do want to be both Nick and I want to start a life with her I would I would I would I would make her so you can't you're gonna blow it, dude

She probably listens to the show. She doesn't she a hot girl. She was just she was a woman that paid attention to us for five Minutes and she looked at us. She looked at us and she was a woman And she had close she had hair it was her job to like answer our questions Yeah, you know one of those women with their hair. Yeah, yeah with the eye contact Yeah, with eyes and hair and they say they they say that they want three hundred dollars a month a salesperson 300 it's like I would do it just for the dunk tank. It's cold plunge. Do they have that? Yeah, where? Some of them do it's gotta be the most expensive one. Oh, then yeah, it's more than that

Really? Yeah, it's so expensive. You could just also just take a cold shower at home Why don't you just I do that but they have a like a ice fun. I love those. Yeah, why don't you just put a fixed bike in here? I have one at home. You should put it in here. I have it at home. It's a liability I wake up early and I do it. This is a union worksite We can have thick we can have bikes and stuff we can power something Nick didn't even want me to have food in here for a long Well, cuz you left he left salad direct one time. It's like a one strike system. I get I forgot a salad I was like it was what we recorded the podcast at my house. Do you understand how much garbage you would produce within an hour? It would look like a hamster was trying to start a family in the corner

Okay, you could just see garbage and throw it out. It's not that difficult I mean, it's and you're like we don't have a contract with the garbage company. We got a new we got a new relationship on this show, so I'm not going to say anything. I'll Insane to say I'm the garbage to tell me that I'm not allowed to have Food I'm not allowed to eat food in our office. That's not what I said at all I said I said I said I said if you bring food in here if you don't mind Until we have a way to throw out stuff because we have to have a contract with the garbage Company, you know, there's no way you said if you don't mind. I did say he does not say if you don't mind. No

He snapped at me and he told me I wasn't allowed to have food It's like Ian saying I said I was like I think I'm gonna order a lunch if anyone wants anything Is a is a goal of mine told me that I wasn't allowed to have food. I did not snap But as a goal of mine to start saying if you don't mind the first time I said if you don't mind Can you please? Take food with you After if we're once we're done take it with you Because it's it's smell what I will say is not like a fucking Indian bath in lieu

In lieu of me in lieu of me ordering food here. We did go to Chipotle and I hadn't had a great time at Chipotle It was great. I had a great time for you or for your Chipotle. It's time. They got a new chicken. It's very exciting I've known we went to pick up a they got me a Chipotle a nice carpet We got it from one of those guys. Yeah, we got it from a Jewish lady One of those never never never has seen a Time card or a paycheck in her entire life No, she wasn't like that. She was like she lives in like a very old but like clearly a nice co-op Anyway, she lived in a co-op no more waiting rooms no more time-consuming doctors in person visits

No more judgment quality patient care doctors in timing pursue No No more time-consuming doctors in person no more doctors in prison literally an hour ago My neck was itchy. I'm like should I get an MRI and then I just listen to this. I said no more time I said no more time consuming doctors in person visits. It's bad copy you guys This is this is yeah, we were no more doctors person. We got we went to Marshall's and got went to the women's intimate section. That's what I figured but they got those Yeah, but don't get them too dirty we have to return them to John already spray painted them by accident So there's okay. Can I get them to my girlfriend? Yeah, I should I should spray paint those black and be like they're for guys

Just shut up. They're guys. Yeah, it's guys stuff. Yeah, these but they have bunny ears, but it's like a it's a guy It's the Donnie Darko bunny. Yeah, it's badass. It's for fucking guys. Shut up All plans include digital physician consult Rx only chewable tablets monthly refills and medical support pills Haven't worked for you blue shoe offers chewable sold NFL to Dallafill and Vardana Phil As an alternative option for you. I'm sorry for I'm sorry for telling you to take your food out of your more doctors in Prisons, you're you're right. This is your office. You can eat in here. I'm sorry for saying that I Accept your apology. Okay, cool. Look at that. You know what it feels nice. Yeah, it feels nice But just let everybody know I know that I'm not getting into apologizing

This specific circumstance, I'm not an apology guy across the board. So if you think I need to apologize you you can suck my fucking on Monday Yeah, like they want me to apologize and I was like, I don't know We were Disrespected by a bouncer at a place. We won't say the name of the place, but it was at a comedy show and And Nick was presented with the option of squashing the beef and just offering You could have crossed your fingers. Just said sorry. We could have moved on and Nick really it was a real Sophie's choice As they say, yeah real inside base. Real inside It was it I've had that happen so many other thing was it was a lady bouncer too and and

She was a cunt. She was she was rude and she shoved me. Mm-hmm. She shoved me upon entry I won't say where it was. She shoved you. She shoved me. She shoved both of you. She pushed me She literally smacked Nick and she shoved Adam She didn't deserve an apology. I walked in she said nothing to me Yeah, for me I can literally said I'd guarantee what happened is after our thing. She was like, well, I'm not checking IDs then Does she work there or is she subcontracting a subcontract them out? I guess yeah, so that's why they wanted me to apologize because I guess that they have a bad relationship I don't know if they have a bad relationship, but they were like we got to keep things kosher with the

Company that subcontracts out the door people. Well, I guess now we're gonna have to start our own security company Yeah, and we'll have a nice bouncer Napoleon. Just gonna know we'll get all just British guys It looked like Mark Strong in tuxedos of white gloves a hundred percent like you know that you know that you know our security Come on be is the fucking goons from eyes wide shut. Yes. Yeah, just Jack dudes in tuxedos. Hell. Yes Do you know the password sir? Fidelio. Yeah That's who I want we're gonna get we have to have yet We have to the sick password damn now. I'm gonna go home and watch eyes wide shut I'm gonna take an oxy cut and watch eyes wide show a good movie. Yeah

We're I'm reading Nick Bryant's book right now because we got he's coming on the show He's coming on the show, and I'd never was it Nick Bryant wrote I think you did the book is just called the Franklin scandal, but I had read the build a camp book about Are you familiar with the Franklin scandal? Mm-hmm crazy story, and I'm sure when he's on he'll tell it, but In the brass had a foul thing. Yeah, it's it's wild this there was a there was a credit union called the Franklin credit union in Omaha, Nebraska and the head of the the credit union this guy Lawrence King Got caught like embezzling like some outrageous number like 50 million dollars from the credit union And so the state legislator they had to put together this like investigative committee

Or maybe it was already like the financial oversight committee or something to figure out how this guy Could possibly you know embezzled so much money without because you know there's like a governmental oversight, you know Yeah, so without you know It's like somebody must have missed something there had to have been something else going on that this guy could steal this much Money without anybody noticing so they started investigating. There's this one guy build a camp who was in Nebraska state legislator and Investigating it. I forget the timeline exactly, but he finds out like okay this guy Lawrence King. He would go to these like kind of like Like like Nebraska social elite like parties and stuff

And then he also like was like a closeted homosexual who liked like younger guys So he would buy like, you know boys essentially but like God, you know like legal still like 17 18 something like that And then investigating more he finds like these children like people who are like 14 or like yeah I was molested at this party by King and the chief of police and so at first he's that kind of skeptical But he finds like two kids who make these accusations and they don't know each other, you know So he's like, okay Well, this is like weird and then investigating it more and more it's been years since I read like the original books so I'm like I don't remember the timeline exactly but in investigating it

It's like okay This involves like the local FBI office like all of these like politicians and there's like too many The stories are like corroborated in a way where it's like you can't like ignore it and so investigating it more and more It's like it blows up in his whole thing involving the CIA the George like George Bush's administration like Franklin really like fuck with your head if you if you like really get into the story There's all of like this other shit where it's like there needs to be some explanation But basically just keeps going up further and further yeah after Epstein like prior to Epstein Franklin was one of those things that you kind of just had to be like

I mean is this it has to just be a conspiracy but Epstein kind of proved like basically the CIA runs like, you know like Like, you know, honeypot child molestation. Yeah, like, you know, like essentially, I mean, that's what Epstein was There's a guy that was like clearly an intelligence asset who was probably just a pedophile. They got caught but they Recognized they were like hey if you can bring these people in then we'll have leverage again Yeah, if you can get like the Prime Minister of Israel fucking like a 12 year old on camera Then it's like, you know, so that's where he has all his money boys are patriots those young children. Yeah, so I think they are Yeah, I mean, they're essentially the troops. Yeah, you know, yeah, every one of them has a punisher tattoo on their ass And it says punish me punish this there's an extra like a finger

Yeah, so we'll have him on and ask him if if the if the victim said that tattoo on their asshole Yeah, like an American Eagle bending over something. Yeah, but yeah anytime I get back into like that kind of stuff I just want to get fucked up and watch eyes wide shut again. Is he there? He's the author of the book and he's gonna be on the show build the camp wrote the initial book the original one Nick Ryan is a journalist who wrote like also covered the material I don't know if they have like problems with each other or something because in reading just the introduction to this He doesn't even mention Bill camp by name. He just says like a Nebraska state senator But considering like the kind of the testy personalities that are in the conspiracy world because you have to be like somewhat paranoid anyways

It's like, you know, it lends itself to being like we're working together to fight the government And then at some point like, you know, they they have a dispute over where to have lunch And then one of them is like and you're the CIA too. Yeah, yeah, and then they hate each other Yeah, I don't know if that happened, but I would imagine this doesn't have to do with Boys Town. Wasn't there? It is Boys Town. Oh, it is Boys Town. Yeah, I did know about this. Yeah, that's well That's what's crazy about the original book. He accuses the bishop that was the head of Boys Town of like molesting children And then it's like come on the bishop it and this was the book was written in like 1998 And then after that the Catholic Church scandal all came out and then that was one of the places and that bishop just got they

You know, they just moved them But uh, yeah, so I mean a lot of it was a lot of the book was like not necessarily like Validated or but like corroborated by you know, like the Catholic Church scandal or or you know Yeah, I went down this rabbit hole the Boys Town rabbit, but didn't they name it Boys Town because that's where they put all those Boys or something. Well, it's called Boys Town because it was it was a Boys orphanage. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes, okay run by the church in in Omaha And those kids were getting molested. They were yeah, they were being flown to Washington DC to be raped by uh, George Bush Nice. Yeah, and that's that's a documented effect. Yeah

Yeah, they're a little they're a little crusaders. Anyway, this guy Nick Bryant has been on Tim Dillon Can you imagine how much it would suck to be an altar boy because you already got to sing which is gay enough already And then they also get fucked in the ass. You also have to light candles. Yeah, they're like, there's more gay shit You got to wear a dress. Yeah, you have to swing sage around or whatever the fuck You literally have to wear a dress. Look if not say if I was in charge of it and I'm not But of the Catholic Church, I'm gonna need to do something after the Adam Friedland show And you're gonna take on the church. Well, I look somebody it's about the lesser I was trying to do that the lesser two evils if I get a job at a CIA and I'm like, let me run the child fucking operation

No more you'll put them in cuter dresses. Not cuter dresses. Here's what we're doing. You're still getting fucked by Saudi princes, but Fucking we're going to ESPN zone. Yeah. Oh You know, we're gonna get we're getting you David Buster. Yeah, you were getting your ears pierced. We're going to cedar point, dude You'd best coasters in the country. Oh, hi. Oh, that is. Yeah. Get the Patriots some fun. Yeah Shit the kids like. Yeah. Yeah Anyway, but this guy's done some big podcast chopper Trapper house never got molested at their bar mitzvah What? Yeah, of course. That's got to be funny to get molested at your bar mitzvah. Oh, yeah, like now you're a man

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well the ignition remix is playing and I mean technically It's been broad in the back while your friends are what is it? What was it called? What was the dancing called the grind they they had a name for it? Yeah a freak dancing freak dancing Yeah freak dancing. Yeah, that's where your bar mitzvah. I learned how to freak all your friends are freak dancing Do you remember that song I put my hand up on your hip when I did when I did That's that was the track. Yeah. There was like a club Ithaca that they would send us to it like we were 12 years old a teen club yeah there's always like hell yeah 28 year old there who remember

that they had that meeting in ocean city that like I just hid it they'd fill with like suds well filled with like soap like soap bubbles oh like a foam party yeah wait they did that with kids and yeah in ocean city turn the lights off it was crazy and the back of a bowling alley and we would just grind truly insane yeah freak dance just get just the angriest boners just like pissed off boners yeah like your penis is angry yeah just like pulsating and like vascular gross disgusting it was crazy but it did have to be a girl with like just like little bud titties yeah and braces so this is

basically what the Franklin scan yeah so that's basically what they did it's mostly the book yeah he's like we're gonna talk for a second about freak dancing yeah how do you keep pointing to this is that a kindle it is okay okay yeah I love this thing dude I'd never had a kindle before I bought one recently because I had a I just used to read on an iPad it's bad for your eyes yeah oh yeah this is cool yeah I like you open it up it's like how to not be anymore it's normal it's the table of contents I'm like don't read I'm embarrassed for two different reasons I haven't started it in the type of page two yeah so what do

you think of our studio you think it's cool Jordan it is pretty cool yeah I think the spray the painter you guys had is John none yeah it's not great yeah yeah you did a lot better bang bang up job any take I think he needs to fit it he had tape and then I guess it just you know John's a bigger guy he colored outside the line yeah yeah it seemed like it seemed like he got a little it's more it's just for utility more than anything so I think the office needs to be soaks up the lights yeah well it was funny they asked me they were like are you gonna be using this door cuz we're just gonna paint over it I was like nope

and then they didn't they didn't paint over the door yeah who is John none he's a comedian oh I think he said he knew you I was a Philly Philly comic I think right everybody everybody's like I don't know anybody's names ever yeah John's a good guy is a good solid solid dude he's he he was he did I mean the Philly guys are all like that kind of roll together they'll have like but they he worked on all that McKever stuff is he friends with that Tommy Tommy Pope and Shane Gillis and McKever oh okay okay yeah yeah the evolution of all of that is a McKever and Tommy had like this thing called bird text but I think this other

guy Luke Cunningham who used to write for Fallon and I don't know I don't know if he's even still I don't I haven't seen him in forever but it was those guys and then I mean I guess yeah Shane I met only I met Shane through Dan Soder but yeah I mean yeah Tommy have the podcast where he gets really high and puts you in a closet with him no that's Ian Finan no it's one of those Philly guys where you get you like smoke a blunt with him and you see how long you can sit in a closet or something no Tommy has one that's just in his apartment does he have a wife with Chris yeah Tommy had one on on Anthony Cumea's network I

think he gets people high and puts him in a closet maybe that's inappropriate I don't think it's a new thing he's doing oh yeah yeah he told me he was starting a new podcast a while back he has a wife no he doesn't he's a yeah not him yeah but yeah that's a good idea for a podcast like a kidnapping based podcast like a like an escape room podcast I'm scared to wait now I'm proud to say I don't hate them I will never go to an escape room my entire life no and anyone that tells me that they participate in escape room excommunicated yeah well that's how I feel about burning man yeah that that is for like if you've never had fun in

your life yeah you go to an escape room I know these dudes who built a giant escape room like complex it's just shitty I mean it just I didn't realize it was just shitty walls and and like tiki-taki things that you move around would just rip it open and leave yeah I thought it would be funny actually now that I think about it to go to one with you and you just start breaking the room yeah yeah I just like I won I did it I won already escaped the room it would definitely break up the girl that works at the front let's fuck you I won fuck you bitch yeah just punch you you couldn't fucking trick me rip all the

wires out start a fire so when you left the the bar the other night did you see the security guard did you say anything no he didn't apologize yeah so is the door guy mad no he was just like can you please ask Nick he's like I know I know it's just here's the thing they asked me they asked me to apologize it's like I know enough to know that that would not help for me to have any further communication with no it's just also that your brain couldn't process apologizing someone that to someone that didn't deserve of course yeah it's in the wrong yeah you were right and unless there was a way to get revenge on them

in the future for me then I could then I got I'm so sorry and then it's like yeah and you knew that all their tires were I'm so sorry said the spider to the flaw yeah for me for me it's like I I will I will appall I have no principle I would be in the Holocaust and I would apologize the Nazi I'm sorry by the way for everything you know that we're doing you know I'm nobody hates my apology I am I might they deserve an amazing deserve an apology I mean somebody to apologize prior that maybe it wouldn't have happened no that's not true they weren't asking for an apology there were they wouldn't take an apology

let's just put it that way us us fellas we're very willing to do a disingenuous apology at any moment I'll apologize to anyone I would have apologized to further the fight you know what I mean I would have been like I'm really sorry that you must be no I would have yeah I would have like looked yeah that's what I would that would be my own I would have been like oh I am so sorry yeah he's like just to say it short and sweet you know say you're sorry and I know I would have been like hey I'm sorry about earlier you know it's like I'm really I got a busy job I'm done running here I got a lot of stuff to do

I'm not just sitting checkin ID so you know it would have I am so sorry well excuse me this is black lady I didn't know I flipped out at a because there is the whole like you're a white person fuck you yeah yeah Vegas I was like reaching to get a straw at Starbucks and this one was like say excuse me and I was like what the fuck did you just say and we got to this huge fight about it but it was I mean I refused to back down I mean that's the other thing about my life is that I'm just constantly getting yelled at by people like strangers so I'm so they can tell other adults what to do is chaotic it's really annoying it's

like when in the planes when I tell you to put the tray table we say promo code come down or come down to know we didn't so blue shoe dot com blue shoe dot com yeah blue shoe dot com promo code come down come down or come down and soon to be taffs my girlfriend's calling me because I have to go to the airport she's waiting for me she's she's driving to the airport no she's coming with me oh she's going to she's coming to rock Vegas she's gonna be for rock Vegas we're taking my dad to see Chris Angel that's cool no we're not tell you what you get back Monday we're gonna have we're gonna have a whole show we got a whole show I'm

gonna be working if you guys be I'm gonna be working remote until Monday but Monday guys I seriously mean this patreon.com slash tafs Monday is gonna be great I'm very excited well we don't we got to make sure that we have the time and we have to make sure that it's gonna be a lot of we're very excited about Monday but until the ideas are executed but tell you what you can see this weekend's episode is already up this this weekend's episode Monday was the hardest Nick and I've probably worked on anything related to the show and we're really we're probably ever and we were fucking shitting ourselves what if

people don't like it and so far the responses have been great and we really appreciate it not me I was scared I was because it's like you're putting you're putting yourself out there you know yeah as an artist what did you put out what did they see we put out like we tried we made a video like a full show thing is it out yeah yeah it's on pat patryon.com either tafs now we got we get special treatment by patreon so I got them to add a couple URL so you can go to patreon.com slash tafs patreon.com slash the Adam Friedland show or just patreon.com slash come so you're gonna want to go check that out honestly I'm

very happy and excited with it about it yeah I watched it in bed that night at 1 30 a.m. on my I have a I set up a projector in my bedroom and I watched the whole thing and I was and Nick and I were live texting each other we're like live texting as opposed to the other kind of texting no we were letters I'm mostly a man of letters yeah we were we were watching it at the same time live texting yeah no I can't I think we've always had this facade of like we don't care this podcast is lazy who cares and finish until until like basically it went up like my we our friend Steven is editing our friend Steven is gonna be

editing the show and because of the way Vimeo works it's easier for him to just upload it directly and oh this was after funny mom's yeah yeah it was really we were like fucking stressing out about it and like I wasn't stressing out yeah Nick was Nick was more stressing than me actually that's why he yeah that's why he couldn't apologize actually for you know anyway but folks yeah if you go there we have a full was like an hour and 15 minute video it's not even it's not even a podcast is even the two seconds I saw of you unbuttoning his shirt no that's that's that's to that's to ago yeah this one's this one's this

one's a step forward wow this one's but this one's yeah truly I think we're pretty much showing progression I'm excited so and Monday guys we're gonna have another thing hopefully I don't I do not over promise it could very easily we're gonna have probably the best chair yeah the most fantastic thing we've ever done but I'll tell you what we need for years there was zero overhead to this show and that was fine but this we it cost money now so if you like this show you want to see how crazy we can get go to patreon.com slash tafs and sign up and we would appreciate it and yeah you got to go to the airport Jordan thanks

for joining us check out Jordan and Albany at the Albany funny bones this weekend and I will again will be in Irvine California check check me out in Portland Seattle Los Angeles it should be up on my website hey shout out to Justin who came out to Hilarity's huge come-town fan amazing stayed for my show very sweet boy thanks folks goodbye everybody on Monday