The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - HARRY SISSON | Biden, Scandal, Gen Z Democrats
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What was the question again?
Is baby Gronk the new Riz King?
You can't even say it.
He got a hug from Livy!
Who is Livy? Do you know who Livy is?
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Exactly! I didn't even know who the f*** this is.
This is why you guys lose elections.
You're right. It's because we won't talk about this.
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My guest this week is none other than Gen Z social media sensation, Democratic influencer
Harry Sasson.
So according to Republicans, if you're an immigrant and get a speeding ticket, you should
be deported. But if you're Donald Trump and commit felonies, you should become President
of the United States.
Got it.
Now, Harry has amassed over a billion views
on TikTok and across the internet.
He was, of course, an outspoken democratic surrogate
during the last presidential election,
and I felt it necessary to sit down with him
to understand the Democrats' youth outreach strategy.
Despite my youthful appearance, I'm 38 years old. And as far back as I can
remember, most of my friends have been grownups. I'm an old soul. Boys my age like swag. I
like class. So therefore, in considering interviewing Harry Sasson, I feared that there might be
a generational gap that might prove difficult to bridge. So to get ready, I realized I needed to talk,
but more importantly listen, to younger people
about what's crack-a-lackin' with them.
There was a Pew poll recently that said that young voters,
especially young men, were more convinced by Trump's vision
for the economy.
So maybe if you...
Maybe you could shed some light on that.
Here's a question.
Why do you think young people are having less sex?
Do you think it's like porn consumption?
Why do you think it's so hard for older millennials like me to communicate with younger millennials
like yourself?
Have you seen the Andor?
Yeah, you probably fucking watched Mandalorian, the baby one.
Is it me?
Am I doing something right now or is it?
I can't stand this shit right now.
It's been hard like, you know,
it's been hard because they wrote this article where they
they took these like pictures of me where I looked like
really like they're like on the floor and stuff.
They said that they call me the millennial John Stewart.
Now this is what's come to him.
Talk to the fucking baby.
Do you want me to hold her?
I don't know.
I don't know how to hold a baby.
Too strong.
I mean, I could break the baby.
I mean, just so you know.
Does she want, I mean, do you want me to, I'll hold.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's give it a try I guess.
When I looked into that child's eyes,
I felt like I was looking into the future of America.
You know, children like this will be on the front lines
of future political battles, like school uniforms
and gay marriage and the legalization of marijuana.
I can't wait to see the world that these crazy kids will build. Please enjoy my conversation
with Harry Sisson.
Our next guest is a prominent online political commentator. Everyone, please welcome Harry Sisson.
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What up, tween?
What's up, man?
How are you doing?
I'm good, how are you?
Chilling, man.
Yeah, it's a nice day out.
You ditched school for this?
I did.
Well, now that's public.
I was hoping it wouldn't be public.
Wait, you don't want people to know that you're bad?
No, I hope my professors wouldn't see this.
You don't know what they're into, you know?
You want to do an upper deckie?
No, I'm not a Zen guy.
What do you do?
I'm not a nicotine guy at all.
Do you pith?
No.
You don't smoke weed?
No.
Sniz?
No.
No, no, no, no.
NYU, dude.
Well, you know, some people at NYU, not me.
Who's the richest kid you know at NYU?
I know.
And how evil are their parents?
Barron goes to NYU.
You chill with him?
No.
You sneeze with Barron?
No, no, no.
Yeah, you do.
No, I don't.
Yeah, you sneeze with Barron?
No, no, no.
You go to the box with Barron and sneeze?
Yeah, actually, we're good friends.
Is he verbal?
You know, I have a friend that had a class with Barron, and it was like a math class,
and I guess on a midterm he did really poorly, and announced to the class like publicly he got a 40% on the exam
and like slammed it on the table. Now I wasn't there to witness it I just heard
this. This poor kid you're now dragging through the mud. Yes. With a... I'll drag
Baron. Why? Well Baron's the one that helps run the win. What if you went to the box with Baron and chilled?
Maybe Baron's a normal guy. What if you flip Baron dude and with baron and chilled? May you know maybe baron's know what if you flip baron dude and baron became your man on the inside?
I don't know man. He became your man churian boy. He can be my source on the inside
I don't think he's there yet. He was helping Trump win
He was like going aiden ross go on these people's so what dude is so hilarious that that worked
It is hilarious that it worked. Yeah, that's the state of our politics right now, you know
Do you see yourself as different that from that like I mean you that's the state of our politics right now, you know? Do you see yourself as different from that?
I mean, you are effectively a content creator as well, right?
I guess, yeah.
I guess it's a label.
But I guess you're like a liberal version of Aiden Ross?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, now you're flexing on Aiden, right?
Well, it's just basic.
He's convincing these 18-year-olds.
But you got to, why are you convincing these goddamn boys?
I don't know. Do I have to just be stupider?
Do I have to be like, oh I don't know who?
No, just say like, this guy's a fucking idiot.
Who, Aiden Ross?
Say he's fucking retarded, say the word.
Well I can't go there.
You can't because you're a Democrat.
I can't go there, I can't go there.
You can't because you're a Democrat.
No I can't, no I can't.
I was like looking at your content,
I was like looking up like things about you.
Yeah.
And I saw you grew up in Singapore and Dubai and stuff.
Yeah, I was born in Singapore.
I only lived there for like eight months
and then lived in Dubai for like five years
and then I moved to Ireland where I primarily grew up
and then New York.
Why do you have an American accent?
Because my parents are American.
I went to Ireland last year.
I fucked with them heavy.
What part of Ireland?
The West.
The West.
Oh, the West?
Yeah.
You should go to Dublin next time.
That's where I was.
No, no, no.
Dublin.
You don't fuck with Dublin?
No, it's Washed. It's Washed? Yeah. What about like, you know, Temple Bar? You should go to Dublin next time. No, no, no. Dublin, Dublin's, no, it's Washed.
It's Washed?
Yeah.
What about like, do you know Temple Bar?
It's Disneyland for beer, dude.
Disneyland?
I go to the real Ireland.
Is that a bad thing, though?
Dude, I hate England so much.
Why?
Because it was a genocide.
Well, are you sorry you hired it?
It wasn't a famine, they stole our fucking food.
Well, okay, yeah, I mean that's a fair reason too.
Why don't you hate England?
I think a lot of the modern Irish people are kind of over that
That's bullshit, dude. Well, I never forget dude. Would you break out cheap black and your hands come and fight me like a man?
Why are you not proud to be us Irish? Are you Irish? No
Okay, why were you why'd you live in Singapore and UAE? Your parents are like international business people
No, just well my dad works in aircraft leasing and financing.
What is that, like private jets?
No, it's like, it's like Hertz rental car when you go to the airport, you like rent
a car.
You know all these major airlines, they don't owe their planes.
They like rent the planes for like a 10 year period.
That's real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so like the, the headquarter of that industry, I guess, is in Dublin, Ireland for some reason,
probably like tax benefits.
And so we were there.
Yeah, because the, because the tax, yeah, they got real taxes. some reason probably like tax benefits. And so yeah, they're because the the tax
Tax whatever it is, but so yeah, that's why we were there. Yeah, no other reason
There's no like cool story that I'm like son to the dad owns all the planes in the world all the planes in the world
Really? Yeah, really isn't that kind of crazy? So why do you have an American accent again? Good. My parents are American
Yeah, so you're just chilling with your parents?
When people in Ireland?
If the British invaded right now, would you pick up a pitchfork?
They're the worst guys.
The British?
Yeah, we're America, dude.
We're like really cool with the British.
No, fuck them, dude.
When Princess Diana died, I thought we were still beefing with England, and my mom was
crying.
I was like, why are you hyped?
I was like, it's fucking England.
Were you alive when Princess Diana died?
I was like, yeah, that's right, bitch. No, I was like a little kid. Yeah, I fucking England. Were you alive when Princess Diana died? I was like, yeah, that's right, bitch.
No, I was like a little kid.
Yeah, I was alive.
You were alive when Princess Diana died?
OJ, Princess Diana died, Monica Lewinsky.
Oh yeah.
9-11, you missed all of that.
I missed all of that.
Dude, Monica Lewinsky was a crazy one.
I've kind of looked into it, it's a little crazy.
Everyone's dad was like,
just let him get ahead from a fucking 19 year old with you're like
It was like she was like a young woman and everyone an intern. Yeah, everyone in America was like she's fat
She's got cum on her dress. It was so mean
Everyone was so mean I can't speak to what they were talking about. I wasn't alive you were though
Yeah, great excuse to you're like you're in the belly of the beast. You're in the Monica line machine
Yeah, I guess now I am, yeah.
Do you want to apologize right now?
Have you heard about OJ Simpson?
No, I don't know who that is.
Okay, he was a running back for the Buffalo Bills.
He went to USC.
Is there something you're leaving out in this story?
His wife was like with this fucking waiter,
this guy Ron Goldman,
and he was falsely accused of stabbing them to death
Falsely you missed the 90s really yeah, I feel so bad for I wasn't alive so I couldn't have
It was a different country man. Yeah. Well, yeah, you know Bill Clinton
You just came off Bush scene, but then we had Bush jr. Now and really badly. Yeah, he ruined the world
Yeah, get a lot of people now But now he hugs Michelle Obama. Yeah.
And probably you too.
You probably hug him too.
I've never met him.
Would you hug him if you saw him?
Well, if he went in for a hug, I feel like I have to hug him.
So you'd hug him, but you wouldn't collab with our president, Donald Trump?
I wouldn't collab with George Bush.
You wouldn't collab with him?
Yeah.
What about on the hug?
No, I still wouldn't hug Trump.
Do you think he has L-Riz?
Sure, yeah, I guess. You think Bush has L-Riz? Sure, yeah I guess.
You think Bush has L-Riz?
I was referring to Trump.
Who's got more L-Riz, Trump or Bush?
Neither, neither of them have.
Who's the worst guy, Bush or Trump in your opinion?
Well that's a tough one.
I think it's actually genuinely a debate to be had.
Yeah, yeah.
Like they're both really, really bad.
People forget how bad, I think like people
in my generation forget how bad Bush was. Bush caught so many bodies. Yeah, yeah, like they're both really really bad people forget how bad I think like people my generation forget how bad it was
So many bodies. Yeah. Well, yeah, Trump has a much lower body count
Yeah, I mean the best thing about we're talking about what's your body count?
What's your body count in terms of drone strikes no in terms of bitches I can't reveal that information
I'm just kidding,. I'm just trying to
be cool to a kid. I'll talk well about you to the NYU kids. So when did you move to America?
When I was 14. When you were 14? Yeah. And you immediately ran up in here and was like
trying to judge my fucking country. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. That's bullshit. Trying
to change shit for you. How are you going to come over here and just, these colors don't
run. Who was president at 14? Obama? No, no, actually
I was 15 when I moved here. It was Trump. Because I was in the, I was in Ireland for
Trump getting elected. Really? Which was crazy. I was the only American in my class and everybody
hugged me the day after he got elected. They were like, I'm so sorry. Oh, you got sympathy?
I got sympathy. My teachers felt real bad for me. Even the teachers?
Even the teachers.
Even the teachers.
You have any MILFs at this school?
No.
What was your first memory about politics?
What got you into it?
It was the 2016 election when Trump was running.
And you were in Ireland?
Yeah, yeah.
I started reading every day about the election and Hillary Clinton versus Trump and him just being like the nominee for the Republicans got
me involved. He says bad words and stuff. He says a lot of bad things, yeah. Not
just bad words like bad things. How would you describe like what when someone says
what's your like political identity like what label do you use? I don't know I
I say like liberal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of in line with like Joe Biden Yeah, a lot of things your name online is typical Democrat used to be used to be I changed that now
It's just my that's brutal. You can't have that day. Yeah. Well, that was you know, 17 year old Harry
I'm just I feel bad for you. Honestly, I know I'm like why
because a
You were born in a time where people are like the world sucks
Yeah, right. Yeah world that you were presented with was time where people are like, the world sucks. Yeah, well, yeah, Gen Z.
The world that you were presented with was sad.
We've never known peace.
So like I grew up, when I was like born,
we were in the middle of the Middle East,
you know, still doing that shit.
Yeah.
Then we had, you know, the fallout from that
and then the recession in 08 and then, you know,
COVID in 2020.
We've had like, Gen Z's had a rough go of it.
Yeah.
Now I think every generation has their thing. People are like mean about you guys. They're like you you're all like, yeah
But like every it's like she's like nobody it's really you guys the world that you were offered was shit
Yeah, it's and then we have Trump like we have eight years of Trump 12 years of him being in politics
It really sucks. But the interesting thing is is that like there's now a shift right? Yeah
that's a problem. Like 18 to 21 is like I think it's 14 points higher. Yeah there was a poll
recently that said that. It's insane to me. Yeah no it's really it's like being
young and Republican is it's bizarre. Yeah they're voting for like a
worse financial future. So the Democratic Party is like better for like the stock market?
I would argue that Democrats are better for the economy just generally.
Do you think that that's a winning message?
Yes.
Look, I think we just learned from the election that like the phrase, it's the economy stupid
from Clinton in his campaign remains true today.
But the economy wasn't that good.
It's probably why Biden lost.
Exactly. Right. Inflation probably why Biden lost. Exactly.
Right, inflation, right?
Right, exactly, inflation, stuff like that.
So we were right on every other issue.
Like the majority of Americans agree with us
on the major issues, reproductive rights,
climate change, things of that nature.
But the economy will always prevail.
Stephen A. Smith, you do that, things of that nature.
You think he should run for president?
No.
Why not?
Because I think we have to get celebrities
out of politics.
I don't think we can have like, you know, these guys who have no experience running
the United States of America. Like with Trump it worked out pretty poorly. People that work
for him and write legislation on his behalf know what they're doing, right? They're just
doing bad, like naughty, like the Heritage Foundation aren't celebrities. Yeah, but
you can hire anybody,
but you still have a lot of decisions to make as president.
Like you're still the last guy
who makes the call regarding drone strikes,
and we know that Trump is a pretty flexible guy.
That's so West Wing at you.
Jeb Bartlett.
I've never seen that show.
What?
Dude, that's, honestly, you're a liberal.
You gotta see that, America.
That's what I'm describing.
I've seen shows like Veep.
Veep is good, Veep is fun. Veep. Yeah. Have you seen designated survivor?
Mark Wahlberg
No, is that where he get he gets dropped behind enemy lines. He has to fucking kill everyone. No, it's about a
Low survivor. No, it's it's that it's about a guy like when there's a joint address to Congress or like the State of the Union
There's one cabinet member that stays behind.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So if it blows up, like, they become president.
So he blew it up?
No, no, no, he didn't blow it up. He was the last cabinet member.
Everyone was dead?
Everyone was dead.
Who's the new president?
It was him.
Who plays him?
Oh, I forget his name, I don't know.
You gotta get up right now.
Okay. I don't know, it's a...
That'd be so sick if that happened.
At this point, fuck it up.
Let's see that kind of thing.
No?
Keifer Sutherland?
One of the best actors of all time?
Yeah, this guy.
Yeah, maybe stop watching that.
Watch 24, dude.
I've never seen it.
I don't know what that is.
You've got to stop liking politics.
I'm here to convince you. You think I should get out of politics? I've never done you gotta stop liking politics. I'm here
Yeah, I should get out of politics. Yeah, I know you do. You're very good like thank you
I was like reading your tweets
You don't tweet like a 22 year old you tweet like a DC comms person you tweet like a press secretary
Well, I part of I don't I don't really like Twitter as a platform
But it's just really fun to rile up the Trump supporters You do your easy to your point and then like enter enter and then like this is not normal at the end
Yeah, which is like a 45 year old lady tweets. Yeah. Yeah, I've gotta be like I guess you know
You gotta be like don't they're being fucking bitch asses
Well in Twitter's a very old platform, so you got to speak your audience. I mean, I was looking at the menshees.
The what?
Your menshees, you're getting killed.
Oh, in the mentions.
Oh, in the replies.
They're so mean to you.
Yeah, no, but that's what's fun about Twitter.
Like I like riling them up.
That's not fun.
You're 22.
That's too much.
I think it's fine.
People are like, dude, I saw this one.
I had him tweet it out.
Or print it out.
This one.
They said, Harry Sisson in the public restroom
There's a guy pissing at a urinal. Yeah, and then you say hey, do you hate Trump too?
And he says yeah, and then you stand behind him and pee in the guy's ass
Yeah, that's brutal dude. I I've been a comedian on the internet and I've you know at 29 31 I
was like dealing with people goofing around like that it was still
stressful at 22 it must be the same who cares like who they're saying that
you're peeing in a guy's butt at the urine I'll live you know I'll be alright
no I don't buy it about that guy that dude right there like the account you
just showed me is one of the biggest conspiracy theorists on Twitter. So I'm convinced he's sitting in his basement
It's not funny saying that you pee in the guy's butt. Well, I feel honestly he killed your ass
Don't laugh at that. Don't laugh at that. You're 22. You should be like listening to like a fix twins and stuff
I'm like fuck is that?
Fuck is that You're awesome.
Let's go back to that point about conservatives
kind of having the advantage online.
Why is it appealing to an 18 year old
to kind of align themselves with a political party
that's mad about the little mermaid being black?
That's like the most 87 year old thing to be mad about. Why are kids
kind of like, why are kids now associating themselves with that? Well because their role models are
saying it. So you have people like Elon Musk and Trump, like Elon's the richest
person in the world, he has his own companies, Trump is the president of the United
States and whether we like it or not like people are going to like look up to
the president and grow up with them if they're not political. No one like liking the
president is one of the like most whack things you could do.
To be like, the president rules?
That's so... what do you, a suck up?
Regardless, it's the truth.
No one says that Trump is their role model.
They just think that...
Yeah, yeah, it's not Trump, but it's like the office of the presidency.
And whoever occupies the presidency is viewed as a role model for the body.
You think 18-year-olds are like, I love the office of the presidency and whoever occupies the presidency is like you think 18 year olds are like I love the office of the president no I think that when
you're growing up you see like the president give a speech and that's
something that like you can you know be proud of even if you're like 16 you
think that's my president why don't you say if they're mad about the little
mermaid being black just say like you're a fucking pussy then well I just say
like stop being a pussy it's the little mermaid. I haven't I
haven't always been like as as stand up as you're making me seem like I I do
these like live stream debates every once in a while and I'll tell Trump
supporters I'm gonna like sleep with their wives. Like straight up. That's not
gonna get them to like you. No it's not it's it's not getting them to like me.
Have you fucked their wives before? No no no. What's your body count of wives? Zero of wives? Zero wives no zero zero so you're just doing so you're just telling some guy that's broke and mad at you
Yeah, cuz the goal is you want to like if they're being if they're not gonna get convinced at least have some fun with them
At least like piss them off a little bit. Yes, you're just arguing with people the internet stress
Well, yeah, but doesn't those are like this is a minority of people like you should be in your class right now your online class
What's the what what's the name of the class? It's why college minority of people. Like, most of the people you talk to are from... You should be in your class right now. Your online class. What's the name of the class?
It's why college is so expensive.
At NYU.
At NYU.
At a $60,000...
Well, the irony is overwhelming, isn't it?
It's like crazy.
Who's your squad at school?
Like, who are your boys?
I don't really have a squad at school.
Really?
Yeah.
Let's go to a party and be friends.
Well, I have a really good friend that lives in Hoboken.
We go to bars together.
You go to New Jersey?
No, fuck no.
Was this a 45-year-old guy that you chose?
No, no, no. He's my age.
Really?
Yeah.
We go to like, he comes here.
We don't go to Hoboken.
Really?
We're not going to Hoboken to go bars.
We're going to New York to go to bars.
How old were you when the lockdowns happened?
What, I guess 17, 18?
So that was like your junior, senior year?
Yeah.
And you had to chill with your parents?
Yeah.
That sucks, dude.
I had to chill with my parents.
It was a crazy time.
Yeah.
That was weird.
My parents were in the process of getting divorced
at the time, so it was even worse.
Oh, that's terrible, bro.
Oh, it's fine.
It's not fine.
You have to
first of all not chilling with your friends that that was the most fun those
two years. Yeah but like like blazing and stuff. Well I wasn't doing that. I'm just
saying like you couldn't see your friends you had to what like we play like
hanging out with your parents is the worst thing ever. Yeah we played like like
a lot of video games together we get on like PlayStation every day. Fortnite?
Yeah yeah and Madden and shit like that. Are you nice at Madden? I'm really good Yeah, we played a lot of video games together. We'd get on PlayStation every day. Fortnite? Yeah.
Yeah.
And Madden and shit like that.
Are you nice at Madden?
I'm really good at Madden.
Oh, really?
Like I'll cook like most people.
You play FIFA?
Yeah.
I'll cook your ass, bro.
No you won't.
Oh, fuck it.
No you won't.
Who's your squad?
Well, I've been playing FIFA since FIFA 11, for the record.
Okay, fine.
I've been playing since earlier, actually.
I'm like, what fucking console? You even have like Playstations when you were growing up?
What an idiot. One of the dumbest guys I've ever met.
Did they have Playstations?
Were you a Gameboy? Were you on a fucking Gameboy playing FIFA?
What were you playing FIFA on?
PlayStation 2 actually.
It had a DVD player.
Who's your squad in politics, like on content creation?
I have my good friend Chris.
Who's Chris?
His name is Chris Mowry. What's his...he's a Mowry. He's a M friend Chris. Who's Chris? His name is Chris Maori. What's his he's a Maori
He's a malware does he do the Haka?
Well, like that no, you know the Haka is yes with the New Zealand rugby players easy a Maori
He's a MOW re why he's Maori. Yeah, but he's not he's not from New Zealand Adam Jewish
I'm not familiar. I'm just saying. But he's my good friend.
His last name is the thing he is?
I'm not following it.
Is that his online name or his real name?
Well that's his real name.
His Christian name?
Or his Maori name?
No, it's not even Christian, it's just Chris.
Is he from New Zealand?
No.
Atlanta.
Atlanta?
Yeah.
He's like future.
Yeah.
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What's your number one tracks most most ripped?
Are you wanted like a 2024? What are you listen to wolf?
I'll read you my I'll read you my first five tracks for 2024. My first, my five tracks in 2024 were 7 Summers by Morgan Wallen, which is crazy.
Okay, that's fire.
That's gonna be, play well to get the, you know.
The, the MAGA right.
I have like Zach Brian in there as well.
Uh, it's a shame that like Zach Brian is like, you know, has done some pretty shitty things.
What has he done?
Like cheat on his girlfriend?
Who cares?
I think that's bad. You're not gonna listen to a song because he cheats? No, I still listen to him. He's a famous
singer. I still listen to him. Of course he's cheating. He's a famous singer. Yeah, I don't
know. I don't really know the whole story. You think Sinatra wasn't cheating? He probably was.
Do you like Sinatra? I like Sinatra. I like some Sinatra songs. You think your aesthetic is kind
of going Sinatra vibes? No. A little bit, no? I don't see it. You're kind of a classic man.
The way your hair is brushed is like...
Oh thanks, man. I don't see it.
Have you ever rocked pearls?
No.
Because guys on TikTok wear that now.
It's kind of weird.
I don't think dudes should be rocking pearls.
My boy Hassan rocks that sometimes.
I'm sorry to Hassan.
Are you on that Hassan Peeker tip?
Oh, Hassan...
Hassan Peeker. Yeah, I know Hassan.
Are you on that tip?
He doesn't like me, unfortunately.
Why not?
Because I'm a liberal.
Should we hit him up?
Yeah. I've talked to him before on a livestream, but he doesn't like me.
Why not?
Because I'm a liberal. He thinks I'm too moderate and then I'll defend the Democrats no matter what.
So what about your political compass is moderate?
Well, he thinks I'm moderate.
But actually, you're a real freak. is moderate. Like what? Well he thinks I'm moderate. But I'm like I think- But
actually you're real freak. No I'm not. No I'm not super for left. I guess I
like I guess I am like perceived to be like a moderate Democrat because I'm
like very willing to work with the other side. Like if we can get
something done I'm inclined to do that. Oh like- To like with the Republicans yeah.
It's sick. So like I- You talk like you're one of the in Congress. That's pretty cool
Maybe maybe one I'm gonna work across the yeah, you want to be in Congress? I don't know
I think why not maybe maybe in the future. I'm not old enough yet. Are you sick of speeches?
No, really. No, you got to watch some Obama game tape. Well, no, I've studied Obama speaking really. It's fantastic
so cute Well, no, I've studied Obama speaking really. It's fantastic. So cute.
Did you ever see after that shooting at that church when he did the memorial and then he just sang?
We were like, Obama can also sing?
That was...
Oh, happy day!
And we're like, wow, he just hasn't told us this whole time he's a singer too?
Yeah, I don't I
Yeah, I do remember seeing that it really just made up for him like, you know, you know not giving us health care We gave us health care. Shut up. You know, we're all care act. What's better Barney or bluey? I
Don't I don't know what what foods give you the ick
Yeah, I don't I don't know you What foods give you the ick? What foods give me the ick? Yeah.
I don't know.
Ketchup.
You don't like ketchup?
I don't fuck with ketchup.
OK.
I kind of fuck with that.
Do you like ketchup?
I don't know.
I don't care.
It's there.
OK.
OK.
Do you ever get worried that you're going to get grounded?
Do you think that baby Gronk is the new Riz King?
He even got a hug from Livy.
Who?
Answer the fucking question.
What was the question again?
Dude, what are you?
This is why Kamala lost.
Because you won't answer a question straight up.
You're right.
Do you think baby Gronk is the new Riz King?
He even got a hug from Livy.
Just answer the question.
I'm sorry dude, I don't even know what you want me to say.
Why do you refuse to answer the question?
It's not that hard.
What do you want me to say to that?
It's a yes or no.
Is Baby Grop the new Riz King?
You can't even say it without looking at the clipboard.
He got a hug from Livy!
Who is Livy?
Do you know who Livy is?
Just answer the fucking question!
Exactly, I didn't even know who the fuck this is.
This is why you guys lose elections.
You're right.
Because we won't talk about this.
Because there's a voucher.
Some voucher for it.
You get $300 for a house.
And if you like.
It's actually $20,000 for first time home buyers.
Yeah, that'll buy you a good house.
That'll buy you a sick house.
Just let us go to the doctor.
But it helps a lot.
Just let us go to the doctor.
You can go to the doctor. We can't go to the doctor. Sign up for the lot. Just let us go to the doctor. You can go to the doctor.
We can't go to the doctor.
Sign up for the Affordable Care Act.
Do you, you know straight up, I went on the exchange this year, bronze plan, the shit
one, the crappiest one.
So do you have the crappiest one?
Bronze plan, $850 a month with a, with like, it was a, like $10,000 deductible.
$850 or $850?
$850 a month.
That's crap. That's not good. Just admit it, that's crap. $850 or $850? $850 a month. That's crap.
That's not good.
Just admit it, that's crap.
No, that's not good.
Thanks, bro.
I convinced you.
I'm like Bernie.
Or so are you in line with Bernie?
You think Bernie's got aura?
I think Bernie has some momentum right now.
He's moving.
Momentum right now?
Yeah.
He's about to die, dude.
What do you mean, momentum right now?
I don't know, he's-
I'm just saying, do you think his message,
you think that's a, does it
resonate with you? Yeah, well, I mean,
some of it does. I think some of what he says
is good and others I disagree with.
What, what
parts of it do have
L-Riz?
Is that why we're having to? Just answer the question.
Sorry, I just- What do you not
like about Bernie's message?
I don't know, I think he's not pragmatic and I like value pragmatism a lot. He's not pragmatic, what do you mean?
Like he wants to be like, oh... Sounds anti-semitic a little. Oh really? Yeah, it sounds like you're being a little bit anti-semitic.
I'm sorry then.
He's pragmatic. Pragmatic? Well, he's saying he wants like Medicare for all, college for all, I don't think we can get that done.
Why? Because we don't know the numbers in Congress. We're never going to have those numbers.
Why?
Because people vote for Republicans.
OK.
You need Obama, I think you were like four years old,
when he got elected in 2008.
Yeah, he had a super majority.
We had the numbers.
Yeah, but Bernie wasn't popular then.
Here's the thing, you're 22, right?
You shouldn't be talking like this. Honestly, it makes more sense if you're just saying the N's the thing, you're 22, right? You shouldn't be talking like this.
Honestly, it makes more sense if you're just saying
the N-word online than if you're like,
we have to be pragmatic.
It's bizarre.
Are you advocating for me to say the N-word online?
It's not a 22-year-old thing.
When I was 22, I misunderstood what the graduate was about
and I thought, I'm gonna run away with my love
into the street.
I didn't get that the N was like, they made a mistake.
Well, you know, I don't know.
When I was 22, I threw rocks at a girl's window and stuff.
Yeah.
We gotta go to a party with him.
You shouldn't go to NYU parties.
Why? We're gonna chill with Barron.
We're gonna tell him that...
If you can find Barron...
The Democrats have...
The Democrats slay and they have no crumbs.
I think it's left no crumbs.
What is gyat?
Say that again.
Gyat?
Gyat.
It's like pussy?
Sounds like pussy.
I think it's, I think it refers to a woman's ass.
A tushy.
Yeah.
The bunda.
Bundasliga.
Bundasliga.
Oh, you're.
Frank Ribery.
German, oh, I like Ribery. I like Ribéry and Robin.
He was an ugly motherfucker.
Well, he was really good, though.
Robin, when he did this, after he hit it off the left...
You played soccer, growing up?
Yeah.
You were nice?
I was in Ireland, yeah.
In Ireland?
Yeah.
Who's your team?
No, I mean, I played. I didn't have a team in Ireland. They have, like, no...
Do you follow sports at all?
Yeah.
Who are your sports?
I watch, like, football and soccer, for the most part. Who's your soccer team? Manchester United
Who the fuck is your team? Yeah, who's your team? Enjoy it dude. Enjoy it. Mind the gap. Who's your team?
You know exactly you don't want to get into this. You don't want to go to Arsenal. Oh Arsenal?
We're gonna win the Champions League. Yeah, God love you. Fuck you. How does it feel to fumble the league?
How does it feel to fucking fumble the election dude?
fumble the league. Like three years in a row.
How does it feel to fumble the election, dude?
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You live in the dorms?
No, I have my own apartment.
Really?
Oh, from money, from Soros?
From Soros.
So, Fire, you think he has aura?
Soros?
Yeah, he was in the Holocaust or shit.
He's goaded.
He came back heavy.
He's in his slop era.
You think Soros is liminal vibes?
Can I actually preface that?
I don't take money from Soros.
Even saying it that way?
Now, don't do that.
Look, look, look.
Listen, listen.
No, it's that.
This is why you get killed in the comments.
No, no, no.
Here's why.
Here's why.
Because Heads I Win, Tails You, or no, the other way around.
Oh, no Country for Old Men?
Heads You Live, Tails You Die.
Sure, sure.
Have you seen that movie?
No, I haven't. But I have a Have you seen that movie? No I haven't.
But I have a lot of movies that I like.
I just don't know what the hell that is.
Alright say one.
Good Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting.
Interstellar.
He does Good Will Hunting like that's your look style, right?
Good Will Hunting.
For your hair.
That's a compliment.
What do you like about that movie?
Because he was such a piece of shit, trash, Boston trash, but he was actually smart.
But he was, yeah, well, there you go.
I think that's cool.
That's a cool story.
Do you identify with that story as a guy growing up
with plane, your dad owes all the planes?
No, I don't.
I don't really identify with that.
But it's a good movie.
You know what's crap is this in-cell.
It's not nice to them.
It's awful to not get pussy.
And then we're like, not only do you not get pussy, you're Osama bin Laden.
You're the greatest danger to society.
That's how they're talked about.
About Republicans?
No, incels.
The way we talk about basement dwelling incels, right?
I don't think I've ever seen somebody liken an incel to Osama Bin Laden.
Do you think that, especially amongst young men,
that kind of developing and maturing sexually
has been more stressful after post-MeToo?
No, I don't really think so.
I think that I don't think it's me too that has damaged young men.
I think it's on the internet.
Kids are having less sex nowadays.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
But I don't think me too is the reason why.
What do you think the reason is?
Isolation?
Isolation and the rise of, you know, internet culture.
Sure.
I think like the insecurities that have risen fromisen from like you know both boys and girls seeing like
Models online and being like oh, that's not me. There's always been hot girls. Yeah, but it's different
It's like you you know you'd have to go to a fucking store and buy a book to see that now
You can just like open your phone and scroll and see that endlessly yeah
You guys got porn like anytime you wanted yeah, that's open your phone and like anything you want is right is readily accessible
I think that's probably pretty damaging so you would like it like what what age did you see pornography for the first time?
You can say it don't know stop it. I don't fucking know like 11 probably
Probably something wrong you're on iPad watching bluey and then just yeah, I mean gang gangbang
I think like a lot of the my friends like learned about
That stuff like really early,
like far earlier than like anybody else. For us boys, back in my day, we had to search for it.
We what was that like? I stole in the airport on the way to summer camp, I would steal
porno mags, and then I would have to like look at the TV guide and see like when like the sex stuff was coming on Cinemax And then sneak down to the TV room at like 2 a.m. To to beat to like softcore
Wow, no is fascinating. It's it's kind of nice. Yeah, and then people's how their brothers had like had like
Hustlers and stuff. It was kind of more quaint. Well, how you guys were just getting fucking
Yeah, you just we I think yeah Gen Z's kind of been punched in the face
with a lot of things not just like this that can't be good no it can't be well
we'll find out the ramification soon I think we're already finding it out a
little bit like Trump you mean yeah you think Trump I mean I think there's
definitely some connections here yeah between like the rise in online culture
and you know rise in insecurity and young men and then like being like
oh Trump speaks to my insecurities he says it's this person's fault so it must
be their fault and I'm not the problem. Whose fault? Well Trump picks on like a
variety of people he picks on immigrants he picks on women I mean he blames a lot
of these these things on all these groups. Yeah. And you know a lot of these
these young men will feel like like it's not, I'm not the problem, it's not
my fault that I don't go out to parties and get girls, it's the immigrants who are taking
my job.
Some dumb shit like that.
The immigrants are going to the parties?
Yeah, that's right.
Really?
The immigrants?
Is that what's going on over there?
That's what Trump is saying.
You got the MS-13 at NYU?
No, we don't have MS-13 at NYU.
They're doing freak-offs with your girls?
We've got to get our women back. We've'm gonna send them over to know you're going down
You're going down the alt-right pipeline right now. Don't do that. You were the one that was saying this is happening
I didn't even saying is happy
You gotta pull yourself up Trump is saying that MS-13 is getting too much pussy up here
It's not saying that are your parents libs and my parents. Yeah, they're there on the left, but they're not as political as I am
I don't think Really? Yeah, so this was of on the left. But they're not as political as I am, I don't think.
Really?
Yeah. So this was kind of just like a me thing.
For the most part.
What's your parents' vibes?
Like, what do they like?
They listen to music?
Yeah, they listen to music.
They're like Bruce Springsteen people.
Have you ever done karaoke?
No.
Just, okay.
There was a collective sigh on that one.
Is this like your favorite pastime?
Karaoke?
Have you been to Costco before Harry?
I saw you garnered some controversy online.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You garnered some controversy.
Have you been to Costco?
No.
Never?
No.
You're lying to me right now.
I've never been to Costco.
You passed gas at a Costco.
Oh is that, this is, I don't know what you're talking about.
You farted at Costco.
And a journalist was there from CTESPN, Antonio Brown, he broke the story on X.
He said, Harry Sisson farted with this photo. What is this about? This appears to be ejaculant
of perhaps four or five loads based upon what I'm shooting. That appears to
be four or five men's loads. What were you doing with it in your bum? And why
did you... You knew that you farted at Costco.
Also, there appears to be a tire track.
This is your getaway.
And you left, you left the workers to clean it up.
Yeah.
No, I- Champagne liberal, huh?
Can you please explain this photograph?
It's very confusing and it's controversial.
Dude, I can't even like even.
Harry, just answer the question.
It's not true, it's not true.
You're ducking and diving and.
It's a fabrication, it's a fabrication.
So this, why would this man lie?
Antonio Brown, why would he say,
this got 2.5 million views.
Do you know who Antonio Brown is?
2.5 million people think that you farted out perhaps three
full loads of a man.
Yeah.
Harry, what?
So this journalist, Antonio Brown from CTE-SPN, and you also, Harry, you clapped back at this journalist Antonio Brown from CTE SPN and you also Harry you clapped
back at this journalist Antonio Brown you said 11 women accused you of claiming
to be oh no no no nevermind nevermind what did you said that you said that
there was a clap back you did that said that he was a that he went to jail for
refusing to pay his child support right he was arrested for so you did that said that he was a that he went to jail for refusing to pay
his child support right he was arrested for so you think that someone's a bad
father just because they go to jail no I think they're a bad father do you
understand what our criminal justice system is like it's it's can be just
because you go to jail then you're no longer qualified to be a father I don't
understand what you're talking about I think you're focused on the wrong thing
in that story I think you should focused on the wrong thing in that story.
I think you should be focused on him not paying his child
support, so much so that he had to get arrested.
So that means he's a bad father?
This journalist that was at Costco
randomly when you farted.
I don't understand how those two, he was just there,
he was getting dog food it appears,
and you farted what appears to be perhaps
one and a half to two loads of men's semen.
Which is why would you store that in your bottom?
So why does this gentleman have it out for you?
I don't know, you should, I think he.
Perhaps it's because you quite rudely farted out. Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Perhaps an apology is in order, Harry.
For this farting, you both, you peed in the guy's ass and now you're farting out, you're
farting out load, you're farting out bust in a Costco.
With a tire track going away.
You made your escape.
You said let the workers deal with this.
I'm going to go on a plane.
I'm going to go on daddy's plane.
It's false.
It's false.
It's false.
Yeah.
So who is this character, Antonio Brown?
He's a former wide receiver for the Pitcher's.
Oh, the Stillers, number 84.
Yeah.
Hell of a wide receiver.
Well, until he got...
He could toe tap.
He was really nice at toe tapping on the line.
He was alright.
So you got in trouble for sexting on Snapchat.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Because it's now popular to politics and girls are like, you look so cute when you're like,
Pete Buttigieg killed it in this speech and you're like in the corner like this
and girls are like you look amazing, great hair,
good will hunting style and you flirted.
I'm not familiar with what you're talking about.
You're 22 years old and people are knowing
that you're getting boobs from girls?
That's, and adults are like,
are being crazy to you about it?
That must be quite stressful.
Yeah, middle-aged, middle-aged like MAGA men
for the most part, yeah.
It's not normal, Harry.
I don't know what to tell you.
What did your parents tell you?
About what?
When that was happening.
This?
Yeah. Controversy?
Did they help, like were they helpful or?
I didn't talk to them really about it.
So you had a roster.
So what are we talking about?
Like what kind of, what kind of?
Well that was the-
Latinas?
That was the,. Latinas?
That was the... no.
Milfs?
No.
It would be fire if they were all like 68 years old.
If you were getting sushi pics from 68 year old women.
Honestly, if that was the case, you should leak that and people would be like, he's a legend.
Well people thought I leaked this. People thought that this was created by me.
Why?
To make me look cool.
To make you look cool?
Yeah, to make me look like normal.
Because all the Republicans-
Is it? I think you did.
No, I think-
Now you said that, I think you did.
Well, all the Republicans before this,
they were like, oh, he's gay.
Oh, so they were saying you're in the closet,
so you're like, I got boobs from 11 girls?
Yeah, well, that's the claim.
For liking Biden? Yeah. So it's the claim that I like, I was- For liking Biden?
Yeah.
So it'd be like, Joseph Robinette Biden,
his brain is good, you know,
that shouldn't be getting the chicks going.
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to-
But that works these days?
I don't know if that was part of it.
What was it, what was your hit?
What hit?
I don't know, I couldn't really tell you. What's that you're hit? What, what hit? I don't know.
I couldn't really tell you.
What's your number one TikTok?
My number one TikTok?
Yeah.
Like in terms of views or in terms of what I like?
Views.
It was this video I posted in like 2020 ish.
It got like 15 million views.
I was talking about it.
Can I see?
Can you run that?
I can like maybe look for it.
Run it.
Yeah.
It's a-
You were 18.
Yeah, it was this one.
Oh, but my- That's your hair is different. You're doing more of a beep thing
Do you showing a picture of Joe Biden kissing his son hunter by?
I can't listen my voice man make you crazy
What's wrong with a proud father showing his son love if you actually break it down?
He's just fucking him and giving him a kiss
But if you really want to play that game does this look normal to you does this look normal to you?
Do any of these look normal to you? Does this look normal to you? Do any of these look normal to you?
Do any of these look normal to you?
Why are you engaging with this crap?
You did numbers on it.
I'm trying to paint Joe Biden this creepy
because have you seen Donald Trump?
Bruh, first of all, okay, this is a funny picture.
Him kissing- I think it's a good photo.
No, you don't, why are you making, you weren't,
like why are you doing state media? It's funny that he's kissing an adult man. State media? Weren't you met what you were like, why are you doing state media?
It's funny that you're just saying you want to be like China
Yeah, but for kissing I thought it was a good photo you're doing a part, but who cares it is funny
But it doesn't mean it's it bad. How are you take it up with 18 year old Harry? I don't know
He's there. No, it's cute. Yeah, but that's the point
the point is is that like you numbers and I respect on that.
You get paid. You get paid whatever Soros tells you.
But like, just be like, he, the kissing is not as bad as Ivanka.
It's kind of celeb gossip, no?
Well, a little bit, yeah. But that's what politics is nowadays.
It's not just policy. It's a little bit of celebrity gossip.
Have you seen his hog? His what? Hunter's what hunters penis no it's got a nice one I
nice piece I've never looked at those photos why too scared no I think it's
wrong well after the episode we'll see I'm okay we're all men dude you haven't
been in a fucking locker room why do you think I'm like saw hunters dick don't
pull up on don't do that don't do do that. Why not dude cuz it's wrong
His photo is my penis was wasn't good. It would be wrong his photos are were in. Oh poor guy He's got a nice one
You know what's wrong is that his parents make him go to?
Azerbaijan and sit on a fucking oil company board every couple years. It's a new theory. I haven't heard Azerbaijan
He's he just gets sent around the world. He's a sad guy sure that was his choice
You know, I I met Hunter at the Christmas,
at the White House Christmas party.
You hit it?
No.
He's sober.
He's doing good.
Yeah, but like.
He came up to me.
He's like, I've seen your videos.
He's sick?
Yeah, he's really nice.
I have a photo with him, if you want to see it.
He's awesome.
He's a cool guy.
I empathize with the guy.
I think that he's just had it.
You see, he seems sad.
And it's stressful that your dad's the president and it's stressful that your brother died and
it's like they were and he was supposed to be the heir to the dynasty. Like I'm
not saying Hunter is like some conspiracy crap. He has to just go around
the world every couple years and be on a Chinese like like petrochemical company
board and like he probably is just like all alright I'll do it for my mom and dad
I don't I think it's him
these people are human beings dude
they're not like
I agree
every time I've met Biden twice
he's probably chill right?
he's super nice super nice
what did he say to you?
well the first time it's all caught on video
like I posted on TikTok
oh you filmed him? and actually both times are caught on video I don't even know what I'm talking about well the first time I met him he was video, like I posted on TikTok. Oh you filmed it? So all that's caught on video, yeah.
And actually both times are caught on video, I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Well the first time I met him he was like, I heard a lot of things about you.
Heard a lot of good things about you.
And I said, I've heard a lot of good things about you too.
He said that's because you said-
The president said that to you?
Yeah, his team briefed him, he didn't know who the fuck.
You got glazed by the president?
I don't think that's-
You're Monica Lewinsky, or you're the opposite.
You're the opposite of Monica Lewinsky.
You got glazed off.
Some conservatives liken me to Monica Lewinsky. You got glazed off. Some conservatives liken me to Monica Lewinsky.
You got glazed in the Oval Office by the president?
I don't think that should be a headline.
No, I didn't do that.
That didn't happen.
But that was not in the Oval Office.
If Trump said, Harry, let's collab.
I swear to God, I will glaze.
Would you say yes?
No.
But what if he guaranteed a glaze?
No.
What if he's like, I've been wrong about everything, the economy is better for, the Democrats are
better.
That I might do.
If he was like, okay, alright.
Thank you, Harry.
Dude, he's a good kid, guys. I'm gonna save the video for a phone. Yeah, I'm gonna save the video for a phone. Thanks for watching!