The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - HASAN PIKER | Politics Online, Fashion, Sex, Mr. Beast?

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

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phone ringing phone ringing Were you worried about what the 145% tariffs were doing to small businesses here in the US? Is that why you're bringing them down? No, no, no, I... Should I call him again? Yes phone ringing home again? Yes. But John is not doing any business. They were doing.

I had him reeling. He was calling me. Yo, what's up? I'm live. Assalamu alaikum. Hasan, how are you, Habibi? I'm good. What's up? What's going on? Okay, I, it's Friday. Friday? It's Friday, finally. It's happening. Okay. What's going on? Okay, I, it's Friday, Friday? It's Friday, finally. It's happening. Okay, what's happening? Your episode is coming out. Oh wow, okay, it's finally happening. It's here, Hassan.

I'm overjoyed, thank you. And I just wanna thank you for your friendship and the solidarity that you've shown me throughout this entire crazy period of my life Hey guys, ladies and gentlemen, the bitch is back. It's Adam Friedland. I've come back. Listen, it's been a month, we've been gone, and I don't know, I should be honest, there have been a lot of changes in my life, and I'm feeling good again,'t know. To be honest, there have been a lot of changes in my life.

And I'm feeling good again. The good news is I got engaged to a woman. What else? I read the Quran finally. I finally got around to re-watching Donnie Darko, which I found to be just as trippy as the first time that I saw it when I was a baby. Today is the final installment of our last episode series.

The guest is Hassan Piker. Many people have noted that he was perhaps a protege of mine. I think we finally passed the torch during this episode. I think the teacher has become the master. What is it? The master has become the student the hunter has become the hunted next month the new season of the dice on my part. Throwing my life savings behind the project right now. My partner has moved on.

I just can't stand what's happening right now in this country. I can't sit back and watch democracy be assaulted over and over again. I know how to fix this. You have to trust me, America. So next month It begins Get ready folks. I guess I'll end this by saying what no one has the fucking guts to say President Donald John Trump You're fired Fuckin' doing your fucking clown shit.

Yeah no clown shit here. No clown shit. What do you want me to, are we rehearsing the walk? Like is there a specific type of walk? Do you need to rehearse it? I thought you were a physically fit man. Ladies and gentlemen a special introduction today Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines hero as a mythological or legendary figure often of divine descent endowed with great strength. An illustrious warrior, a person admired for achievements and noble qualities

One who shows great courage. But to me, my hero is our next guest. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Turkish political commentator Hasan Piker, everyone. Hey, pal. Hey, how are you? I'm good, man. Those are nice muscles, dude. Thank you. Okay, you got a great muscle, Steve.

Thank you. Okay, you got a great bod though. Thank you. Great arms, great chest. How long have you been getting muscles for? Yeah, I used to be really super fat and then I moved to LA and I was living with a bunch of personal trainers. So sick. No, it's because I was living with a bunch of personal trainers. So sick.

And no, it's cause I was broke. Do you attribute any modicum of your success to just being a big strong guy? Being attractive? Yeah, if you were like a quasi-modo, would people be listening to you about like? No, I mean people would probably be listening, but like not to the same degree.

They wouldn't be looking though. Yeah, I think like were probably listening but like not to the same degree. They would be looking though Yeah, yeah, I think like this is actually Kind of serious if I'm gassing myself up a little bit weird. Yes, but I do think that like there's a lot of these like Andrew Tate types out there, right? Which is really funny cuz he's like, I mean he dresses super European, like super gay, like unimaginably gay. He wears like those little slipper loafers and like super tight pants. There's this entire like new wing of I guess right wing adjacent content creators that

are all like former life insurance salesmen and shit. And they all present themselves as like super masculine alpha dogs and I feel like the way I look kind of counters that a little bit because like you know you look like the archetypical stereotypical leftist guy. What's that supposed to mean? Just handsome. You coming on my damn show and fucking selling my ass immediately? You dress gay like Andrew Tate. No, I just dress gay because I'm gay. No.

But I'm saying that- You got Silas and stuff? No. How much Rick Owens have you bought? This is the only- this is the Doc Martens one and these are the only. That's a- those are literally the Colabo Rick Owens? Yeah. They're sick though.

They're super comfy and also relatively affordable. They're like 300 bucks. Wait, so Let's let's back up you grew up in Turkey. Yeah, what's like the vibe that they're Chill you think I think yeah I was in an econ class in college freshman year Like 8 a.m. Class and there was like a crew of internationals and they all were in Hermes like belt Gucci shoes like you know, they kind of like the international students at college

They have blasts sigs outside the library. Yeah, yeah But I was like they were all talking some some type of language I'm like what the fuck kind of language is that yeah, and it was a it was your it was what my People's language Turk with Turkish. Yeah. Yeah, it was that language. They were all it's very little Whoa, is it like that? Yeah, it's very like milk milk throat. I don't know if that's Turkish, bro No, what I feel like Turkish is more like like a snobby Arabic like we're a little bit European That definitely is the vibe you're 100% right Turks will get very mad if you ever call them Arab like they're not Arab anyway But like still there's like Arabic background. Yeah, everyone thinks that's some type of Arab over here

Yeah, Turkey also rebranded under Arda on it's called to the KIA now. They like they changed it They're like everyone has to say the you know, the Turkish way of saying that's kind of, I like that actually. I don't think people are doing it though. No? No. I mean that's kind of disrespect if someone's just making up a different name for your country.

I don't care. Let's back up, because my audience is like pretty mature intellectual style. So many of them might- I've seen the subreddit. Many of them might not know, I don't know what you're talking about. Many of them might not know like or games or whatever, Minecrafts or whatever.

So could you just explain for our audience what it is? How would you explain what it is that you do? The way I explain it to mainstream media people is I'm basically like a rush limbaugh without crippling opiate addiction or brain cancer Mm-hmm. I just you're just as hateful. Yeah. Yeah against white people though It's like a reverse rush limbaugh you you're a you hate white people. No, I love white people I'm white you do that cuz I have a Turkish friend that tries to play it like he's a tries to play Yeah, yeah, has a play like he's not a like he's not a year from the Euro side of Istanbul, but like you have to just know everything.

Like you have to have an opinion, right? I mean, I, I do. Yeah. But like that's, you have to have an opinion on something, right? Not really. You're doing it in real time, right now so like you're like streaming eight hours a day a news article drops and then you just drop drop knowledge on it right yeah but like that's really fast yeah but like what if you're wrong um sometimes I do get stuff wrong like I'll have I mean the whole Israel thing wait can I try it can you just like let's say give me a breaking news? Okay, and you want to know I'm gonna do I'm gonna give an opinion. Okay breaking news because I have an opinion on that. I don't believe in anything anymore

Okay, so now I'm gonna try to do your thing breaking news the United Nations have come out with a new report that has the number of child and with a new report that halves the number of child and women fatalities since October 7 in the latest siege that Israel conducted in Gaza. I don't understand what any of those words mean. Can you make an easier one, like what Kamala Harris like got shot in the head or something? That's not easier?

Okay. That halves the October 7th. Okay. Why are you even going there for? I gave you a real USA Today headline from yesterday. Just tell me one- just make one up. You say, just happened. And I gotta be on Hasan Baby stream.

Okay. And I gotta like, go like this and like tell- Yeah, you have to be- yeah. I have to tell the kids. Okay, so give me one. Okay. Um. Okay, so give me one. Okay, um, after a visit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping, Joe Biden, shit in his diapers. After a visit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping.

You asked for an easy one. Give it to me. Let's run it again. Okay. After a visit with Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, Joe Biden was reported to shit in his diapers. That's it. That's it. That's what I would have said. Actually that's it.

You just, bro, are you coming for my shit? Yeah, that's, I'm just, I'm just shooting from the hip. I went on your stream, right? And I was shocked. You have 25,000 people that are just constantly watching. What you're doing has more of a similarity, and this isn't condescending, to like Jake Paul than like Wolf Blitzer, right?

Because you are to some extent a content creator online that interfaces with an audience, right? When I started writing and like doing video essays and stuff on the Young Turks, like the space online for leftist political commentary was super marginal, like it was non-existent. the space online for leftist political commentary was super marginal, like it was non-existent. And there were some like old school radio talk show guys like Sam Cedar, I would say Cenk was a little bit

on that left adjacent content creator side on the internet, but everything was dominated by right wing politics. And all these fucking neckbearded nerds were just like really annoying, they weren't cool, they were not charismatic, they were not entertaining, and they were basically... And it was video games too, video like a lot of... Yeah, I mean, but I like video games too, I play video games as well, and I knew like, I knew that there was enough people that had similar opinions to myself that would appreciate a perspective that they rarely get to hear from a dude who isn't like a super Tumblr

guy because there was definitely at this time. What does Tumblr guy like a dude who like people that grew up on Tumblr like there's a there were a lot of people used to be able to beat off from tumblr but they got rid of it I never really went on tumblr so I can't they used to show they used to show stuff you could beat off to like got very very porn is that we talking about furry porn furry porn and that's what they had on you have a real specific way that you come a real specific way sometimes sometimes you need like a whole so hard. I can I literally cramp on my abs That's not what I'm asking

You need like a scenario that's like that This is the one thing that makes me feel like God or something because for me, it's just kissing girl You know, I love you kind of missionary, kind of over doggy at this point. Deep staring into the eyes. Do you think doggy is queer? Do I think doggy is queer?

Yeah, even if it's with a girl, it's a little bit like... It's a little gay? It's not, it's like a little bit... I get what you're saying. It's a little, I mean, and that's chill. I'm not saying that it's a little bit. I get what you're saying. It's a little, I mean, and that's chill. I'm not saying that it's a little queer. We're pro queer in this space. No, I'm anti-doggy though, at this point.

Yeah. I like me. Okay, so you're anti-queer. For my sex, yeah. I like kissing, I love you. And then busts, I'm sorry. And then how was that for you? And then like, and then I like kiss and then say,

what are we even doing? Do you say that? No. You've never done that? No, I've never done that. You've got to go with a sweetie and kiss and be like, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. You've never done that?

No. Why? Because you're on fucking stream talking to these psychos. That's what I'm doing. I'm too busy. But here's the question, OK? Like, there are comedians I know that are on the road 52 weeks a year, right?

And they're doing observational comedy, right? They're... But at a certain point, if they're observing society but they're not participating in society, then like, how... It doesn't... Like in my mind, I'm like, that's just bizarre. Yeah, that's what happens with Kevin Hart.

If you're in a chair, like if you're in a fucking, you got ergonomic, probably, do you have a racing seat kind of thing? You were in my house. You saw my chair. You sat on one of my chairs. You don't remember? I have a, I have a, I have a Hermann Miller.

Hermann Miller. Logitech edition. They sent it to me. I remember I went into your house and then you had a rag. You put it on my face and then I woke up and then I had AOC written on my forehead. Yeah. No, I mean like-

That's what I do to people. But I'm saying it's like, if you, because of the grind that you're on, it does preclude you from kind of like, how are you gonna be socialist if you ain't in society. If you're like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? Like, and I'm not like criticizing.

I'm saying like, you know, like interfacing. It sounds a lot like you're criticizing. No, it sounds like you're being defensive, bro. I'm being a little defensive. I know, but it feels like. I feel like I'm under attack. I'm saying like, you know, and it's, I'm not, I don't want to go touch grass

touch grass means like you have to Go not get off the computer, right? Yeah, go outside touch grass be one with nature. It's weird to touch it Yeah walk on it. Yeah, what do you mean take shoes off touch grass? Touch grass is what someone says that doesn't go outside Right ironic your ironically vicious that but like yes Touch grass is what someone says that doesn't go outside. Right? Ironically, you're, ironically you mentioned that, but like, yes, if someone says touch grass, like no one who's already in the process of being outside is like touch grass.

You're observing through the internet, right? And kind of it precludes you a lot of the time, I would imagine, from like interfacing with- Real humans? Your community, your society yeah you know I that's why I tried to like every moment that I'm not on stream yeah I tried to you know do that sort of thing I go outside you touch grass I touch grass yeah what do you do like after you get off stream 8 p.m., you take the dog out. Yeah. And then sunset strip. I go to-

Oh yeah! My mind has been enabled. Like what do you do for fun? What do you spend the money on? Not really anything. That's the whole point. So what's the point of money? But that's what I'm saying.

It's like you can't go and like, quote unquote purchase me to change my attitude at anything, because like, a while me to change my attitude on anything. Because like I a while ago I actually said this on camera and like it got misconstrued and people were like yelling at me where I said something along the lines of like I have enough money for the essentials which I've elevated for sure like it's it's the brand essentials like for that one no not the brand essentials no like I have enough money

that I can take care of my family, right? I give back a lot to charities and stuff like that and do fundraisers. And beyond that, like I, like I'm super comfortable. It's not like my lifestyle has. Yeah, you're rich. Yeah, but I's not like my lifestyle has. Yeah, but I'm saying like my lifestyle hasn't changed.

Like I was broke and I was fucking eight hours a day streaming and now I'm rich and I'm eight hours a day streaming, like none of that changed. The only thing that changed is like, I now have got to need to like fly to New York if I want to and also have the same exact setup in New York that I could carry with me and then stream in New York. That's the only difference. You're like you could bring

your computer to New York? Yeah. That's your flex? That's my... Why don't you get a Porsche 911? I got a Porsche. I bought a Porsche. If I was you I'd be bludgeoning peasants. Yeah I bought a Taycan. People got mad at me for that too. You got a Taiken? Yeah, it's the EV, it's the EV Porsche. Oh, electric. Yeah. Nice dude, Democrat dude. Yeah, I don't give a shit about that. Okay, so let's go to the people that are in the chat

that are consuming it. Like you've been doing Twitch since what, 2018? Yeah. So has the chat- Full time since 2020. So the chat as an entity, right? Has the chat changed? It just grew. Like when I first started, I had like 30 people watching.

Yeah. And then, yeah, all of them were beating off, right? And then it grew 300 to a thousand, you know what I mean? And then, uh, 2020 is when I went full time. But it also had to have changed because they're in middle school now. Right? Yeah. ["The Last Supper"] The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling.

The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. The water is boiling. I'm going to be a good boy. A lot of people did grow up alongside like my content for sure like there are a lot of

people that have watched 2020 and in 2020 they were like you know 16, and now four years later, they're in their 20s all the way to like late 20s. Yeah. So it is that, that part definitely does change as well, for sure. Like my audience ages with me. I would imagine they're alone. I mean, a lot of these guys are too, you know?

And sometimes I do think like... I think some people just like throw it on as background noise. Some people just have it on as Like as a way to keep themselves informed you ever meet Obama no But I have linked up with the Potsdamerica people before but on the line of say you linked up with Obama I have not linked up with Obama. Yeah, that'd be cool though You you got probably in your phone you got like you got some phone numbers in there

You got some phone numbers in there. No, no one. What do you mean? I don't know any way This show is add can you call so many fucking celebrities on it? Can you call Jake Paul right now? I can't I don't have his number. Can you call Logan Paul right now? I have his number either Can you call mr. Beas right now? I do have his number hit him up, bro I don't want to call. Come on. It's my dream. We're not. It's my dream. We're not fucking. Do this for me. We're not tight like that. Okay. What? He's gonna be like the fuck are you doing? Just please. I'll be cool. I'm not gonna embarrass you. I swear to God. I swear to God that. Please, I have so much respect for Mr. Beast and Mr. Beast content.

I'm not doing that. He bought a house for $1 and then he bought a house for $500. That was brilliant. That said a lot, actually. He was actually talking about the house more. Also, what he's done for chocolate with the Feastables brand?

Yeah. The new Feastables actually, I hate to admit it. The peanut butter, what he, I'm telling you, okay. Are you being for real right now? I swear to fucking God. Okay, because I actually do like the peanut butter is the peanut butter what he did I'm telling you okay are you being for real right now I swear to fucking God because I actually do like the peanut butter someone put someone put me on the mr. beast like I get chocolates now they put me on the mr. beast wants to send you chocolate yeah list and what he's done for chocolate and peanut butter this is not a paid endorsement is monumental right please calm can you please calm no I bro. It's not I'm not gonna troll. I'm not gonna embarrass you

he's probably in like fucking Zimbabwe right now building wells or some shit and He's always doing some shit. He's gonna be like, what the fuck are you calling me? I'm just not famous enough to you I'll do it after I'm sorry. I'll do it after. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Adam. All right, because you did that, we're gonna do a new segment. Okay, let's do it.

I was only gonna bust this out if you disrespected. Oh, no. So, Osan, you're somewhat of a fashion icon. Okay. So, I'm gonna show some of your best looks. Oh, here we go. And I wanna hear, like, let's say, you know how like, like say this is like the,

this is the Admiral, like give it each a name. Okay, you got it. So let's start off, this is, bro, look at your face. This is sexy. Okay, so we're going off, like this is a classic, like Pharrell hat kind of style. Yeah. What are you doing with the sunglasses here?

I'm just taking them off. This is like to like to give like a sexy face. I'm drinking your coffee. Go ahead. I know. Here's the famous one. Here's the famous one. Here's the famous one. Bro, you're goaded. You are goaded. Okay. Okay. So here we go. This is the famous one. You know, the jeans don't get enough love in this. No, people shit on the jeans all the time. What do you mean? a top really get boy. The shirt is kind of like you're doing like a American idiot Green Day. Yeah situation. Yeah so that was

That's I gotta stop wearing my friends merchandise That was my that was a dude who was doing graphic design at the Young Turks at the time He's an anarchist and he gave me the shirt to be like, can you post this? And I was like, sure. And I thought it was sick. He's an anarchist. He's like the Joker. Why don't we get a crib in the fucking Hills? Let's do it. Entourage style. Would I be, am I, would you be my E? Is that how that works? Like, what would you be in that group?

Like if I'm the analog. You're fucking Lloyd, bro, I don't even know what Lloyd's the gay Chinese assistant Yeah, no that was a great character I'll take it Yeah, no that was a great character. I'll take it Are you said a lot of things to Lloyd in that show? Yeah, he really did. So this is the most real part about This one you got killed on this one, okay, this one you got killed on oh, yeah Yeah, it looks almost like you're being like a little bit so that is

Another fucking like merch thing that they sent me And I was wearing it and that lady that lady literally that lady was like can I have that like can I have that sweater? I gave it to her. I did no I didn't I was like Calling the police This is my favorite look at yours one okay No, no, no, it's too many. This is my favorite look of yours. Which one? Okay. Let's, let's see it right here.

What the fuck is that? That's you at the. Who is that guy? That's you, no? No. You agree? Yeah. Okay. Yes.

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Guys, prize picks, promo code TA TAFS and tell them Adam sent you thank you all right and now back to the show yes so what do you think Hassan let's go back to politics what do you think who are you going for in Ukraine what side you on on that I'm on I'm on nobody's side I mean I think I think Vladimir Putin is bad and what he did was wrong you think Ukraine guys are like piss at Gaza I would be they're like damn they're they're clout they're clout shards yeah they're in a weird predicament cuz like Zelensky is like super pro Israel John Stewart he's the John Stewart of Ukraine. That's true. He was he used to be yeah

But but he's like he's like has to be super pro Israel because like he's pro NATO He's pro like America State Department, right? And that's what the American State Department is signaling that they're like super pro Israel Meanwhile in the early stages when Russia was invading Ukraine Zelensky was like, hey, can we get the Iron Dome? Like that would be nice. They're fucking shelling us like, nah, stop. And Benjamin Netanyahu was like, fuck no.

He stopped it. You know all this stuff? Yeah. It's our fucking, it's our tech as Americans. Like it's our tech to give to Ukraine. And Benjamin Netanyahu was like, nope. You know how I feel about Ukraine versus Russia how sounds about white dude this

Not my problem. That's that is not my problem. So you ever done like a celebrity fighting I Think it's silly. Why you just you hit you you could hit like I Don't know. Can you admit at this point that when Sam Hyde did that video that it was very funny? No. I'm friends with you. I- That was very funny.

I always like, I had no idea who the fuck this dude was at all. I'm gonna kill you! That's, he was doing- At the time, I didn't know who this guy was, right? And I'm like, why is this fucking ugly freak like yelling about me all the time? Like, I just didn't even know.

You should have hit me up and I would have crafted your response. You gotta do like a, your own character, do like an Iron Sheik or something. The reason why I didn't do that. You're like, fuck do you, some hide. The reason, the reason. Some hide, fuck do you.

Yeah. The reason why I didn't do that. That's a dub, bro. Is because I don't fuck with's a dub bro is because I Don't fuck with those guys. I'm not saying you have to go to the celebrity boxing event with KSI and like what I mean That's what he was doing. He was on I think he was literally on the case. I boxing event So you I'm not saying you have to do that But I'm saying like if you're like if you if you're responding in earnest, that's that that's a elf just for the internet

If you're responding in earnest, that's a L. Just for the internet. You know? Either you don't say anything, or you do the Iron Sheik style character. That's why I did that. Where you're like, Bernie Sanders will fuck your ass. Like, and my assistant AOC, the beautiful AOC. You know, you could have like,

we could have written this out. It could have been great. Well, the reason why I did not respond is literally because I was like I don't want to fucking be associated with this dude at all let's go back to Israel Palestine no I don't want to talk about that I want to talk about like you have to comment on on the world all the time and it's kind of just like the news I mean it's it's it's kind of at a certain point, it's like, kind of just, it stinks.

Yeah. The news stinks. The way I see it is if I get, if I'm gonna be serious, the way I see it is if I get like, I don't know, a hundred people to join a union. Hamas. Or Hamas. Yeah.

Which is kind of like a union. If I get a hundred people to join a union. My dad's watching. If I, if I get a hundred people to join a union, if I get a hundred people to join a union, if I get a hundred people to like engage in local organizing or to even like run for local office, or you know, we saw this with the student protests at all the campuses, like I went to the UCLA encampment

and everybody, like so many people came up and were like, dude, you know, I can't believe you're here. Like you played a big role. There were organizers that were basically putting the entire encampment together. They were saying like, you got me started on this journey. Like I joined SJP because of you.

And to me that's Students for Justice in Yeah. So for me, that's like Parker, I thought yeah Sarah just in Parker and that's what he was saying. I Yeah, yeah, okay keep going sorry, but but like we're saying but that is the that is the overall reason like there's a lot of Saying if I can change one life I mean if I can get more people to pay attention to this sort of stuff and to make a big fuss about it, hopefully I think there will be a snowball effect and it will get others motivated. And it'll give courage to others to also go out

and speak out on these injustices. Can I pee? Am I allowed? What? In your mouth? How long have we done? I wanna keep going, I just wanna need to pee real quick. I've been holding it and I've been fidgeting a lot. All right, go.

Keep the mic on though. I will keep the mic on. I wanna hear this. Where's the bathroom? Good question, where is it? Left and left, you could just, no, Hasan, it's pussy to take the key. Just shoulder it into the door. OK, I'll shoulder it. I mean it, dude.

I'll take the key and shoulder it. Too late, into the door. Where is it? All the way to the left? Left and left. End of the hall. You think an anti-tank line? Did my dad see me in that? I have to pee too, I would. Okay. The water is so clear. So No. Can you please call Mr. Beast? No. I refuse.

Why? Because I don't know what the fuck he's up to. Okay, take your phone, take a pic, and just text it to him. If you're not gonna call him, just take a pic of me. I'm gonna take a pic of you. I'm gonna text it to him. Do you have him saved as Mr. First Name Beast last name? Who do I have him saved as? Let's see.

I have him as Jimmy Mr. Beast Donaldson. He's gonna be the president. Can I see the pic? You sent it. I'm about to send it to him. No, that looks wack. Do a sicker one. I'm sending it too late. No, no, do a sick. I'm about to send it to him. No, that looks wack. Do a sticker one. I'm sending it. I'm sending it. It's too late. No, no. Do a sticker one, dude. Send it. Send it to this.

This guy wants you on his show in New York. Please send Mr. Beast this. He's going to delete mine. He's going to block me. Jimmy! I'm going to get your shoes in there, too. So, Hassan, you you wanna ask me a question? I do, but I don't, you're not gonna. Just ask me.

No. Why? I'm not asking. Why are you being all shy like that? Well, it's not shy, it's just like, I don't know if you'll cut it. Okay, ask the question. Okay. What's the deal with the Red Scare girls? All right, Hassan Piker, everyone.