The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 10

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

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Hello and welcome back to the Adam Friedland show podcast. I hope everyone is doing well and looking forward to the Fourth of July long weekend celebrating our country, the greatest country in the world. Big things over here at the studio. We had our third interview. That is yet to be released. It's pretty exciting news folks. So look forward to that and you could subscribe to the Adam Friedland show on YouTube where all of that excellent content. YouTube.com slash the Adam Friedland show.

Yep. And so we have three episodes that are right simultaneously in the works right now. We're pretty excited about so you can look forward to those. I'm excited. Nick, what's your story? If you want to support the show, you know, plug Patreon. If you want to support the show, you can go to patreon.com slash T-A-F-S or the

Adam Friedland show. I think they both work. This is like PBS. It's brought to you by viewers. Viewers like you. So you can consider, maybe we should only plug the patreon once every quarter and we'll do a telephone Uh-huh. Oh, that'd be a great idea like pbs But we'll do the reverse of pbs or we'll have a bunch of kids with muscular dystrophy

raising money for us Man in the line. Yeah, volunteers with muscular dystrophy raising money for the atom free show the Adam's kids I have nothing left to live for but the shitty podcast what day which is not a podcast is actually a talk show this is the podcast the Adam Friedland show yeah just to clarify if you remember the news media watching because of the very recent hot off-the-presses Maddie Healy controversy and you've found yourself here, this is the Adam Friedland show podcast and not the Adam Friedland show.

And you say, what do you get if you subscribe to the Patreon, you get another one of these dog shit pod cats. Yeah, not dogs shit, they're pretty good. Once a week, we, another podcast, if you subscribe at the associate or producer level, you get your name in the credits. Yes. And we've name in the credits. Yes. And we've put in those ups. Now they're beautiful.

We got columns. We use chatGPT to sort the names in the screen. Yes, Nick wrote a script for chatGPT to do anything. ChatGPT. I did. ChatGPT, take this list of names and put it in three columns for the editor. And it did it.

Otherwise, it was a tedious process. It really excited Nick when they got it right. When they got it right for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty cool. There's that and a lot of people say, well, you know, I think people would say, well, why isn't, you know, the Patreon subscribers should get access to the talk show. Unfortunately, the way that this works is we're building something we need to have as many people as possible have access to the Adam Friedland show itself so that will have to be public. I don't think it's unfortunate. I think that explicitly we want as many people to like the show as possible. It's going back to what it should be. It's patronage.

You're helping your your a Dometa G. You're helping make the show possible. So these are these are donations. You get your name in the credits and you get, like you would if you had a bench or something, or you sponsor a kid with a muscular district. Yes, and you get another, as an ex-head dog shit podcast a week, I think this last one pretty breakthrough episode we found out what was inside of an Elf bar. I think it was pretty good. Oh yeah, I forgot that we did that. Yeah, so it's not that bad. I mean, we were kind of making some breakthroughs.

But yeah, folks, we're tired. We've been working hard around here. Enjoy the Fourth of July weekend. I'll be in Austin, Texas at Cap City Comedy Club. Next weekend, July 13th, 14th, something like that. Yes, and that weekend, I will be in Nashville, Tennessee at Zaines, and then I think I will never do stand up again after that weekend. I've decided.

It's my last four performances are in Nashville, Tennessee the 13th and 14th. America's greatest city, Nashville, Tennessee. America's hottest city. Some of the fattest, some of the hottest women in the world get to celebrate one of them closing her legs for good. Yeah, they really, it's, they call it Cowtown USA. What is Cowtown, that's in Texas, right?

No, no, Cowtown USA is a rodeo in New Jersey. Oh, it is. Yeah, I think in Elmer, New Jersey. I've told this story. Like on the shore? My grandparents live right down the street from Caltown, USA. No, it's not on the shore.

It's like fucking 30 minutes. I feel it. South East of Philly. Cool. Yeah, we gotta go this year and maybe we'll do a remote. Yeah. At Caltown, USA, I see we could find the fastest women. Yeah Yeah, no, I mean I'm feeling pretty good about shit right now. How are you feeling? About what do you mean? We had a really good day yesterday. We don't have to tell them why but we had a great day

Yeah, you do this a lot. There's a lot of Appreciating what you have well, we know I mean like saying things like oh well, you do this a lot. There's a lot of appreciating what you have. Well, we should know. I mean, like saying things like, oh, well, you know, that's good, but we can't talk about it. Well, yeah, I'm sure it's frustrating for people. Listen, they will know soon enough, and they're gonna love it.

Yeah, but you should do this after it comes out. I should, but if it after it comes out, I'm not gonna say you will know. But that's what I mean, you should stop doing that. I say, it comes out. I come to the assumption on the part, whatever. But that's what I mean. You should stop doing that. I say it comes out. I come to the assumption on the part of the audience is that we don't work on it. When it's finished, when it's finished. So we, when it's finished.

Strike for the record. I see where you're saying. When it's finished, you can say it's a little bit braggier. Here's how I felt doing it. It's a little bit braggier. I'm happy with the product if you put out. Yeah, we finished. And we can do a director's commentary.

That's exactly what I would love it. We should release a DVD once a year for this show. Five of those West signed. Signed DVD director's commentary. Nick and I can take you through the different steps in the dance sequence that we find. Sign language, DVD. What the hell is sign language?

Sign language. Yeah, there's like a guy that's like, oh, hey, I'm a stop sign. What are you, a yield sign? How's it going, pal? No sign language. We're speaking the same language over here. Oh, I'm a yield sign.

I'm a deer crossing. I'm a yield sign. I'm sort of the Canadian version of a stop sign. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I do what you like, but be careful. Hey, just, you know, look, I'm a yield sign. I'm sort of the Canadian version of a stop sign. You know, I do what you like, but be careful. Yeah, just, you know, look, I'm not here to boss anybody around. I'm not a red light. Remember as a kid, they would have red yield signs and yellow yield signs.

Did that stress you out? I thought there was a difference between the two. Is just different municipal rules or something? I don't know, I think maybe one of them was just faded. It was a red sign at one point. It faded pretty yellow. Sun damage, yeah. Oh, interesting.

Sun damage would be a cool name for an Indian rapper. Yeah, like a sound cloud guy. Yeah, it's my name is sun damage. Sun damage. Yeah, sun damage. The baddest MC. Yeah. Yeah, I used to get really, I was really into when Street

Sounds were green versus blue for the names of the streets. When I remember we go to LA as a family, we'd see blue ones. And then in Brooklyn, we got brown ones. And the brown ones are nice. Chocolate. So you're a chocolate town. I think The brown ones are nice. Chocolate. It's like a chocolate town. I think the brown ones are only in historic districts. Historic streets.

I think where you can't like change the stuff. Stavisen Heights is brown. We've, this is Prospect, Leffords Garden. This is brown. There's brown stuff. There's a couple of brown ones in Fort Green. Pretty good. Yeah.

Pretty nice. Why are you living Fort Green? Why? Yeah. It's lovely. I love it. Yeah, but you pay like maybe a thousand to $1,500 more a month than you would have to be like. I think that you got locked in at a price

that even in your neighborhood it would be close to my price. Really? Yeah. I guess I'm on good terms in my life. Post COVID, post COVID, I got a COVID deal too. I'm like a great tenant. The roof caved in on my own.

And you fix it yourself? I just, I left. I said, don't worry about it, bro. I'm having, there tenant. The roof caved in on my part. And you fix it yourself? I just, I left us. I don't worry about it, bro. I'm having, there's a room in the apartment where there's just no ceiling. It's just lathe and dirt. We, I'm having, I've had a leak for two years in my kitchen. It just came back.

Yeah, so annoying. Well, you're a bad tenant. You call the landlord every week. Well, I mean, I just want to check in. You leave food rotting on the floor and then you're like, there's mice. That's not how there was mice. There was construction downstairs in the mice scottles.

They went up. But the mice haven't been there in weeks. I can't tell you, it was, it's really hard to get rid of them. You call your landlord, you're like, I have herpes. I need you to do something about that. Oh, yeah., you're like I have herpes. I mean, she says inappropriate. I need you to do something about that. Yeah, she said it was inappropriate. We need to talk.

I have anal HPV warts. I am happy with my landlords. I want to put that on the record. They better now come out of the security deposit. I was really afraid. I have anal warts, and this better not come out of the security deposit. Yeah, it's true.

Yeah. I was afraid I was going to get not come out of the secure one. Yeah, it's true. I was afraid I was going to get my red reds because we got a COVID deal. It was like massively discounted. And a lot of people got smacked with like, it's $2,000 more a month. They just got a get a letter. And they forgot for a year to raise it. And then finally we got a letter. It was like $150 more month.

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he lives in Long Island, I live in North Carolina. Yeah, yeah. I think he's a port authority cop. I think they live in Texas, my people. Yeah, yeah. No, my landlord's a nice guy. Yeah, yeah. I like my landlords. I think you can tell Texas, my people. Yeah, yeah. No, my landlord's a nice guy. Yeah, yeah. I like my landlords.

Yeah, I think you can tell from what we're saying, what kind of landlords they're not. And I can make that observation. Genies, they're not genies. They're not genies. Yeah. They're not, keep wreck, style, genies. What else is in the news?

Do you hear big news? The Supreme Court overturned, you can't ask for your race on college submissions anymore. Yeah. So what, I mean, does that mean that they're canceling a different world to reboot? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think this is my chance to apply to a historically black college in New York. It would be funny if this happens, and then like next year Howard is all white students. It's all Asians. Yeah.

HBCU's become Asian. Howard Asians. Yeah. Yeah. HBCU's The Comation. Howard Asians. Yeah. Yeah. Hip hop stop. Now I don't really, I didn't go to college. So I don't like, I don't really have, the student loan thing, I don't, yeah. I don't really have any, what's it called, salt in the game?

Yeah. I don't have any sweat in the towel. You don't have any, yeah. Skin in the, skin in the any sweat in the towel. You don't have any skin in the... Skin in the flute. Skin in the flute. Yeah, so... Skin in the flute is worth two in the shoot, I believe.

Yeah, I guess that's all to say that it's Asian's fault. I believe it's Asian's fault. I think the Asian's sued. I think it's the Chinese Communist Party that sued Well, that's what's going on, right? It's like it's the affirmative action thing That was the thing that like did did white people complain about that? Well, I didn't complain because I put African-American through technicality. Yeah, and I was admitted to all this hop universities and Because the white people that would complain about

like affirmative action, they're also like, you know, I feel like they would be like, oh, you mean I can't go to Harvard with my 800 SAT score? Like their career aspirations are to like make Facebook memes. You're saying those kind of people are doing it? Yeah, it's not. I feel like the, because I feel like rich people can still be stupid.

A white person that would be complaining about being edgyed out due to racial reasons would be more likely to be liberal. Yeah, well yeah, just like a rich person. Yeah, I guess. I think the lawsuit has Tiger Mom all over it. Yeah. I'm just speculating. I do not know what it is, but I feel like.

That always sounded so hot to me. Yeah, Tiger Mom. Yeah. It's like a coup. I thought it was a sex thing forever. I had no idea it was like a mean. Go pick up some tigers. A lady that beats her kids for not being good at violin.

Yeah, for not doing the Suzuki classes. Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it meant like Milf. That's Tiger Mom just meant. I can't wait to get me a Tiger Mom. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think it sounds like something Tommy Pope would say while pointing at women on the street. Look at that fucking Tiger Mom. Look at this fucking Tiger Mom. I want to stick my bird in the Tiger Mom. Yeah. Just fucking Just fucking tight. Love to grab her by the tail. Would you love to pull her into a fucking cave? Hey, eat me. Pull that tight.

Eat me, my demon bitch. Just sinking her claws into your fucking, the back of your fucking neck. Dude, when he is out of run, after he's had a couple of them, they are the best of little quees I've ever heard. Yeah, what a guy. Shout out to Tommy Pope, our friend. I think I'm on their podcast. Just fucking just wrangling a tiger mom.

She's going, she's destroying your apartment, tearing up your rent check. Yeah. Yeah. She's just a beast. Then it just starts getting like super surrealist. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

And then a fucking clown walks in. And then a clock starts melting. Well, she sucks, she dicks a hard time stops. Yeah. You're in a fucking dolly wall start melting. What the fuck is even time? The fourth dimension? Yeah.

Tiger mom. Tiger mom. Yeah, I think it just means an Asian woman who beats her children helicopter parent Asian helicopter parent. Yeah, yeah, so I got the shit. Yeah Yeah, helicopter parents in the school. I would love it. My dad was a helicopter. Yeah Every badass abuse like a transformer. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what's up, dad? He's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I would love it if my dad was Marine one. Yeah, that'd be badass.

Find the president around. Pretty cool. Yeah. We've talked about it on the show before, but that, let's stay on the college thing. You brought it out. Oh, yeah. I Well, let's stay on the college thing. You brought it up. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's just a news thing I saw.

So I think maybe, you know, it's a hot topic. So they got rid of affirmative action? I think the conservative Supreme Court has gotten rid of affirmative action. And now, I guess as a Native American, it upsets me. I guess I don't really understand how the law works. It's affirmative action is like a federal rule that says colleges have to admit certain percentages. I don't know.

Okay. So I don't know if it's federally mandated. Well, I guess it's just, if it's like, if it's a thing where they just say like, oh, you know, you can't, like, not saying you can't or you don't have to. I guess it's my question. If it's the Supreme Court, if it's changing the law where it't or you don't have to. I guess is my question. If the Supreme Court is changing the law where it says that you don't have to do that, you know, wouldn't the college

as continue doing it anyways? I, from the headline I read, you can't ask. You can't ask race. I think you can't ask. But a lot of that, I mean, with the Asian stuff, it's pretty easy to figure out. Yeah, yeah. If you look at the application, I mean, with the Asian stuff, it's pretty easy to figure out. Yeah. If you look at the application, the girl's name is Linda Tigermom.

So that's what you're gonna see. That's what you're gonna see. You're gonna see those people change their names to like Jamal, you know, Jefferson Jackson. Jamal Jefferson Jackson, Washington. And they're gonna be a Korean girl. Jefferson Jackson, Washington. And they're going to be a Korean girl. Yeah, Jefferson, Jackson, Washington. Yeah, there's got to be a black guy whose full name is every founding father.

Every bad ass. My name's Benjamin Franklin. Thomas Jefferson, Quincy Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Hancock. And I have the longest car in the world. Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams, yeah. Who else? Paul Revere. Paul Revere.

John Happlesy. Paul Bunyan. Paul Bunyan, the ox. John Henry. John Henry. John Henry was cool. That's my full name. Yeah. John Henry was cool. That's my full name.

Yeah. What was I going to say? Oh yeah, there was that movie. Was it the postman? It was like a really bad movie with Kevin Costner. It's like a near future post-apocalypse movie where he is like still has to delete. He's like, I'm still going to deliver the mail mail I think. I think it's in this movie. But there's a black guy named Ford Lincoln Mercury. I believe in the movie. That's just racist. Well I think he just, you know, he

found he looked at a sign. They said, yeah. I think it's pretty racist. It has pretty racist. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay when I say because I'm already a bad guy. Yeah, but it's in a lazy and it's, but it's in a lazy and it's but it's in a That's the only thing that protects me. Yeah is that I am one of the laziest people of all time. Yeah What was Mercury's between Ford and Lincoln? That's why that's why these right-wing guys don't get away with racism because they're also wearing a suit You know what I mean? What do you mean like my scalp is bleeding? So if I say something racist, it's like, oh, that guy's just a fucking bum. He's being lazy.

If you are put a suit on, if you're combing your hair, you brush your teeth. And you're like, all right, time to talk about the blacks. All right, well, this guy's putting effort into it. Right, it's kind of, I believe it's called the ferricot and rule. I can't even keep my eyes on. Right. It's kind of, I believe it's called the Farricon rule. I can't even keep my eyes open. Right. The nation of Islam, they started

where dressing like bowtie kind of guys. How can I see the value in people when I can't even keep my eyes open? Yeah. Speaking of Dandruff, my Dandruff, Vinny's girlfriend wrote me a prescription. And I went to the pharmacy, I filled it, and then I brought it home and my girlfriend told me I wasn't allowed to use it. Because she knows better than a doctor.

She is one of those girls. She's one of those. Her mother is like that too. They're one of those like put yogurt in your vagina. She's going to be so annoying when she's like, oh my god. She's going to be fine here at the moment. I'm just constantly been she's yesterday through tantrum yeah yesterday after the

interview and everything I came home and I literally said you're not the boss of me you did the whole mouth really the middle theme song yeah it's the vacuum of the middle theme song yeah I was like we all remember Dewey Reese walser white there's a character on the show I was like, we all remember Dewey, Reese, Walter White. What was it, the character, he's on the show.

Malcolm in the middle, the black kid that was in the wheelchair. The subway Jared Friend that works at the grocery store with the mom. Yeah, who's that guy? That's someone's brother. That's Buzz Lightyear. No, it's like the announcer. I think that's the announcer on Fallon and the guy that's at SNL, that guy. This is brother. His son is in SNL now.

I think that's his brother, really? The Malcolm in the middle guy. I think I'm speculating. John likes the show. Ginsburg, are you dry heaving? Yeah, what's that noise? Is that a pipe? It sounds like a clock. It's a pipe? Really? Well, I'll tell you I cannot get enough of the news of the old game. Are you enjoying it? I'm doing a lot of gluing.

The game is a lot of cutting and pasting that happened. Sorry. You can find out it's left his bike in my hallway because it was raining. I saw him for the first time in six months and he was asking if there's a key in the lock box so I just gave him the code. Good man, Ian. I hadn't seen him in six months. I told you what he said.

He's like, yeah, they sold bar stool sports for like $8 million. He told me this story three or four times. Yeah, and now I'm telling our friends to exploit our moreonic drug addict friends. Did he misspoke and said $8 million? No, he thought it was actually $8 million, which was not a mistake. It was a childlike concept of the world. That's what makes it endearing, I would say.

Like saying, one day I'm going to buy the Empire State Building. He seems to be doing well. He's good. He's on the road constantly. He's told me, but they're podcasts blowing up. Yeah, they're doing well. But he told me on Patreon, it's not really tracking. I think that that, you know, I say it's like, you can talk to a lot of comics and people

worry about like stuff like, you know, obviously the quality of this show declines, maybe you see like the- No, but it's ebbs and flows. Ebbs and flows. And like, the quality of this show has some bearing on it, but I think it has a lot to do with just like macroeconomic stuff that has nothing to do with podcasting. Has the economy? Yeah, because if you look at the way every podcast tracks roughly.

Even Andy was telling us outside yesterday, well I don't know if you heard what he was saying, but he was like, yeah, add budgets have completely dried up. And he's has 10 million subscribers on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, there's a lot of belt tightening. You know, I was thinking about it because it's like, you know- And he said that we were getting consistent on our last two know, it's thinking about it because it's like, and you said that we got more, we were getting consists like on our last two episodes,

we were getting more views than he's been considering. I have no idea. I mean, I can't really think about it. We're lucky to be in a position where we have a, we have a, we have a, hopefully, hopefully we at least have a window right now where we can do the things that we want to do. Yeah.

But, we can, I can't worry about it too much, but the, you know, I was thinking about it like in, you know, it's in September, December, money started to drop and I experienced the same thing with renewing ad contracts for this year. It's like people are just not looking to buy ads across the board. I thought maybe, oh, it's because we switched formats, it's a different show. Or you think there's a recession coming?

Well, I try to, I mean, I'm too stupid. I don't understand, look. I'm too stupid, but what I can do is like, you know, I am a consumer, so you can just observe yourself, observe yourself, and you canceled all your streaming. I did, yeah, around the same time. I was like, why the fuck am I paying for Hulu? I never watch it.

It was like right around the same time. I was like, okay, yeah, I gotta get rid of these these things. I can't let you work time subscription that I had for like the crossword puzzle like three years ago. This might sound really dumb. Okay, like I don't understand the economy, but there are economists, right? Yeah. So why are there recessions, like, wouldn't they just know what to do with the economy? That's a very stupid question. I understand that sounds stupid. Yeah.

But I'm sure there's a simple answer, I think. Well, when I was in college, like economics departments, so you do know. No. But economics departments are in the liberal arts building part of of universities about the cafeteria so it's like English or something it's like I don't think like they really even know I think they just guess I might understand macro micro and college my understanding the economy is that everything's based on getting people, like

tricking people into putting their money into something, investing into something, whether it's their actual money or credit or going into debt to do so. And then there's market makers that convince everybody to do that, the money goes up and then they take their money out before everybody else can. And if you're lucky, you get a little bit of like a profit. Well, that's just being ripped off by rich people. Yeah, but that's how everything works. But I think economics itself in terms of what you learn is it assumes that every actor in

an economy is a rational actor, and that just doesn't exist. It doesn't have applicant. I mean, I don't understand how it applies. Yeah, there's one guy that's robbing millions. Yes. And irrational. And irrational. Yeah.

And he's saying, and he goes, oh, what if we put all our money in N-Ran? What if we try that? Everyone's saying this is a bad deal, blood in the water. I'm buying up all of the distressed banks, trying to convince people on Reddit to do the same. I kind of get how interest rates work. I kind of get that, right?

So they want to counteract inflation. That's really the only tool they have, right? That's the only thing they can't claw back. That's the only tool they have, right? That's the only thing they can't claw that. That's the only thing they do. If the Fed had a way to just, I mean, can the Fed just burn a bunch of money? They can take money out of circulation, right? What do they do? They put it on five burn it.

Yeah, just say, oh, this is done. This is done. So we've eliminated, that's Joker's style. Yeah, I mean, if they had a way to do that, maybe that could help. I don't know if they can do that or if they do it or they might already, but I think they do it by raising interest rates.

Yeah, you raise interest rates. So people stop spending their money. And then the banks don't have money. And then there's a credit crunch. And then people can't spend money because the credit card rates go up or something. You just force a recession, basically, right? Yeah, you force a recession that lowers demand,

which lowers prices. Yeah. I think. We got it. Yeah. It's pretty easy. We've basically been Bernanke. Yeah.

You're basically Janet Yellen. What's her vibe like? She's like, ha, I don't know. Basically, you just, ha, I don't know. Basically, you just get fucked in your ass in different ways. That's just, that's everything. Yeah. Unless you have like $50 million.

Did I read this thread? And if you ever get close to having $50 million in your life, if you're a guy right now, the number to establish generational wealth is probably like what? 30 to 50 million. Yeah. Right. If you're a guy right now and you think I want that, I want that amount of money.

And you have like a middle class background or less. And you know, you're getting close, you think you're going to get close to that. By the time you get to 30 million, now the number is 100 million. So yeah. 30 million isn't shit. It won't be. By the time. Our college education is going to are 100 million. So, 3 million isn't shit. It won't be by the time. How are all the judgeifications gonna be 2 million?

Yeah, right. At that point. Yeah. Yeah, we're just fucked. You know what I think, it's like it's some of the insane number. The amount of people that are millionaires now in the United States.

It's a lot of people. It's a lot. Yeah, there used to be a big deal that have a million dollars in now. It's like how many people are leaving? I think I saw 27 million. 27 million? Yeah, what is that like 8% of the population? It's 400 million Americans 360 I thought I don't know but I'm in the current number. It's yeah, and then it's 49% of Americans can't get one thousand dollars in cash together. Yeah

Which is insane. Yeah, no. They don't have $1,000 in liquid cash. Yeah. Yeah, that's, and it's like, you know, I mean, it's a privilege complaint, but to finally being in a position where we can make the things that we want. And whatever, very lucky to be there, but then to think like, okay, well how long? It's almost 22 million.

22 million? Yeah. Yeah. And then that's 40% of the world's 56 million million there's. Yeah. 22 million. Wow. I guess that's the thing I complain about all that and I could just move to fucking Vietnam and just make

karate movies yeah I could just have I could just go I can take the money I have here and go be the Bill Gates of Vietnam but they start you know yeah You know, yeah, it barely is mad. Cheap. V at Ollywood. That'd be, that'd be sir. Vi Ollywood. Vi Ollywood. Yeah, yeah. Do they have a style of, I have no fucking idea. They don't have a fighting style?

Oh, a fighting style. Yeah. I don't know that either. I thought you meant like, I know Indonesia has Moitai. Yeah. Right? Or is that Thailand has Moitai? I would imagine it's Thailand, which means like

Moitindo. Give me a lot. I want like mochot. Mochot. Mochot. Moomin is better. Many. Many. Yeah. Very, very. So it's so, so waiting on a Thai. So Moitai. It means very Thai. Yeah. It means extra Thai. Yeah. I think what we could do also as we could cozy up to some sort of corrupt dictator or monarch. Like MBS? Yeah, maybe MBS or even the lesser one of a country you don't even care about. Butan or some shit. Oh no, butan is the only one where that's a good guy. Yeah.

The King of Butan. Where did Andrew Tate get all of his money? I think he was selling hose. Should we start watching his videos? I've watched. I've watched. I've seen clips. I don't understand.

Like, it's very, I agree. If we just got, if we just lifted weights for six months, we just put on sunglasses. Could we turn, could we have one of those channels? We're so easy. Here's what you gotta do, fellas. Listen up, disrespect women. I'll explain how that works.

Please send me millions of dollars. And he says also don't be lazy, which is true. Yeah, but I don't know. I'm not trying that. I'm not, well, I'm not trying to not, I'm just, I just don't wanna get tattoos. I don't wanna finish sentences. Yeah. I just don't want to get tattoos. I don't want to finish sentences. Yeah.

I don't want to do anything, dude. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Just give me the money. That's all. Just give me the money. Yeah. Because he got D-platforms.

I don't even want communism. Just give me all the money. Yeah. Just give me the money. And then I'll be a good guy to everyone. I will. I'll be a good guy to everyone. I swear. Just letting me have the money. And that'll be a good guy to everyone. I will, I'll be a good guy. I swear. Just letting me have the money.

And I'll be nice. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be good. I promise I'll be nice. I already have everything I need. Just let me keep it. That's all I'm asking.

Yeah. Let me keep it. I don't need anything up. I don't need to own my apartment. I could rent. You know. I don't care. There's a hole in the ceiling.

I got PS5. I don't even need the PS5. I'm fine with the switch. I don't even have the's a hole in the ceiling. I got PS5. I don't even need the PS5. I'm fine with the switch. I don't even have the OLED model of switch. I have the regular switch. You can get an OLED switch. They got an OLED switch. No. Yeah. I got a cat. I have fucking, you know, I know how to cut my own hair. I don't need anything. You really don't? Yeah. Nothing. There is not There are no purchases left for me to make. There's nothing you want. Nothing.

You got a fast car. My car's not fast. It's fun. It's fun. You have a fun car. Got my little Toyota. You little Toyota. Yeah.

You go from third to fifth. I got my hot pink Barbie Miata. Yeah, he does. I'm spider. Yeah. Are those actually cool good cars? Miatas? I got my hot pink Barbie Miata. Yeah, he does. Spider. Yeah. Are those actually cool good cars? Miatas?

Yeah. Yeah, it's supposed to be fun. I mean, it's like one of the last like affordable kind of sports cars. Who is running? Depending on what affordable means anymore. Who is running the smear campaign that it was gay? Mad TV. Mad TV.

Yeah. Will Sassow. Fucking bigot. That's what Yeah. Will Sassos. Mm-hmm. Fucking bigot. That's what they should call the LGBT community. Mad, LGBT, LGBT. They should have their own network. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. How about a guy who's about chat GPT and he's like, that sounds fun. And he's like, what are you up to? They're like, you know, I'm just hanging out and he's like, that sounds fun. And he's like, what are you up to? They're like, you know, I'm just hanging out. And he's like, what are you wearing right? And he thinks it's a, he thinks it's grinder because of the name. Yeah.

And he's sexting with a robot. Yeah. He's a very low IQ gay guy. Yeah. I wanted to do a thing for the show. Like a shoot commercial breaks. Yeah. I wanted to do like a quick commercial where it's like,

it's like guys with with gimbals and like night vision or whatever and they're in like a whole house and one of the guys is like oh my god what is this I hate this it's like oh Jeremy I don't want to look or whatever and that's just ghost gays to discovery 10 p.m. Oh that's cool because those shows are always there's always a gay guy this show there The shows aren't fun. They go selling shows unless they're scared. They're scared gay guys. Yeah. No, let's go.

Jeremy, I'm not happy. Let's leave. I don't feel safe. Yeah, ghost gays would be good. So you're saying instead of selling ads to make fake commercial. And then there's a straight guy in the other room. There's a gay guy. Like a heck in the other room that sees the gay guys.

He's like, let's get the hell out of here. I don't feel scared. Oh, no. You said there were ghosts in here, not homos. I could live with the ghosts. Not these goddamn queers. Yeah. Is it like you can say that you are queer or someone is queer,

but it's still mean to say, to call them queers? We're bending up with the queers now, not a bad word. I think I have no idea. but it's like if the black community claimed that as they're like. It's a queer just mean like it's like non-committal, non-binary. I think queer means like non-normative. Yeah.

Non-heteronormative. It just means anything. Yes, whatever the fuck. There's a lot of people that sneak into the LGBT community. Asexual is weird to me. See, that's one. No, but I feel like that's the one that's probably the... It is queer, though.

Well, whatever it is. The classical term, the definition of queer. I feel like that's queer. I feel like the Asexual community, those are the ones probably most discriminated against. People don't trust them. They're like, well, you got to want to fuck something. Well, they're discriminated against all pussy, so they're the most discriminatory or penis. Yeah, they're seen as non-human.

Yeah. I feel like, like, I don't, yeah, it doesn't, I guess there are, like in Japan, they say, right? What? Those are in cells. Those are just in cells. Yeah. I don't think it's a real thing. What, asexual? To be like, that's what I mean.

This is what I mean. People don't comprehend it. I can. You can understand a pedophile more than you can understand an asexual person. Because it's based on desire, not the absence of desire. Right, exactly. Yeah. So if somebody just doesn't want to fuck, that's, people are like, they don't trust it.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't trust them, and I don't want them in my neighborhood. I don't want them around my kids. In Fort Green. In Fort Green. In Fort Green. Keep the asexual community out of Fort Green. No, I want the fast casual pasta company.

I want them to stay around. Is that what that's called? Fast casual pasta company? It's called Forma Pasta Factory. Shout out to them. Are they good? Very consistent. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Why is your mouth clicking so much? I don't know, like saliva bubbles? Maybe because I didn't have enough water today. Looks like we got some commotion out in the hallway. Should we go check it out? No. You should run for like, um, floor president of our, floor, our office building.

So what else is in the news? Um, you were talking about this. Mustard in Columbia. In Columbia? Yeah. Why? I don't know, something that my girlfriend said to me this morning. Yeah, but she probably made that up.

No, she looked it up and it was true. What? I said you probably made that up. What Google alerts looked it up and it was true. I said you probably made that up. What Google alerts does she have set? Girl mustard in pussy for help. Girl stuff they see is entirely unnecessary. I've finally gotten her to stop looking at just girl friend news as I would call it, which is the most morbid, saddest shit you'd ever hear.

Right. Adam, there's a dog in Tennessee and they tried to raise money for its brain tumor surgery, but they missed the mark on how it should be possible. She's like a four-year-old committed suicide in like first thing in the morning. And I'm like, is that's not the news? And I don't want to hear it. Somebody found a day's baby. It makes me feel bad.

The gas tank of a grand marquee. I don't understand why girls are just obsessed with this crap. Just the saddest worst stuff in the world. Yeah. And what is it that they want to feel like they're better than us? I have no idea.

I think why? They like the true crime and rape stuff because maybe they're like, they feel like they're constantly under the threat of rape because they're women. I mean, maybe that's, it plays into that. I think honesty. The true crime genre wouldn't exist if it weren't for the music and the pacing. True crime works because it isn't explicitly female thing in my understanding. Yeah. Well, because murders were fictionalized for so long.

There was always like, you know, mystery is like a thing you can consume. And when the actual murders are, there's a thing that says like, push back against true crime on social media that I see. And to be fair, it's like mostly directed at like the creators of true crime media. And they're like, oh, you're exploiting these deaths,

you know, for content or whatever. And it's like, all right, well, there's a fine line in between that and just reporting on the fucking death. You know what I mean? You know, we got really mad at the Jeffrey Dahmer documentary, a little Boosey. Oh, really? Because he ate black kids.

Yeah, he's like, black people should not be watching this. Yeah. He ate the day of kids. But that's not even like Is that a threat to the black community because you know when we talk about racism? We talk about it. No, it's a serial killer. We talk about systemic racism Yeah, you know, it's the problems like the police or a lack of access housing or employment It's not that black people are in danger of being eaten. a gay guy in Minutemiror Milwaukee.

I think it's a little busier just thought it was gay and nasty. But yeah, no, people get mad at true crime for that reason. It's like exploitative or something. But the point is that, I mean, while the murders themselves may be real, it's like the victim's family might hear it or something, even though most of the time they're not like laughing at these deaths or whatever. But in terms of like a consumer, you're so far removed from it and it's so mediated that it's like, on an emotional level, not much difference than if you were just reading a fictional story about a murder. Yeah, yeah.

It's entertainment. Yeah. Yeah. If it, I mean, are you saying a desensitizes people? I don't think a desensitizes people. I think you can listen to all the true crime in the world. If you saw something get raped and murdered in front of you, you still be still be fucking react viscerally.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Unless you were the bad guy. What do you mean? You were the guy doing it? The guy doing it. But those guys probably don't listen to true crime. There, I'm obsessed.

John Wing-Acey wasn't like reading about murder through his painting, People His Clowns. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There hasn't reading about murder, so he was painting people with clowns. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There hasn't been a serial killer in a while, I feel like. I feel like there were. Yeah, it was a CIA thing. You think so?

Yeah, they weren't real. It's not a real thing. The CIA created serial killers in the Mafia. The Mafia wasn't real? No, Mafia is definitely not real. It's just movies. Yeah, it's all a day. They just created it.

They just made it up. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that. I mean, there are serial killers in other countries, too, right? Was that the CIA also? Or are there? I think the Ripper.

I don't know. There was like a Korean guy in Tokyo that killed a bunch of people, but they didn't know. The police didn't really know. They just never had murders. They just all arrested each other. I'm like, I think this is the guy. No, it's like the police just didn't really know.

It was like a very unfamiliar thing. I remember reading a story about a parrot that some Japanese people owned that flew away out of the apartment, got lost in Tokyo, and then somebody found it. And because it's a parrot, it was like, my name is Goshi Takamoto. I live at Nihwitsa Dress. Really? Yeah, they told the parrot. It was like a dog collar?

No, the parrot speaks. Yeah, I mean it was like a dog collar? But, well, no, the parent's speech. Yeah, I mean, it was like a pain in the face. Yeah, it worked the same. EACHY, ROKU, NARGUCHI. EACHY, ROKU, NARGUCHI. YOSHI, NAKAMOTO. That's just a heartwarming story. Why can't Girlfriends read stuff like that?

Yeah, I don't know. That's lovely. I'm sure they do, though. That's like that part of it. No, they just... Adam, there's a Japanese parent. This child has this strange degenerative disease but he's posting stuff on social media and

and you know and then what happens they get the parrot back and they're like yeah okay and then they just stare at it it it's good to see you again yeah what are they doing with that parrot uh... what is they doing with that parrot? I don't know. What is anyone doing with a bird? Well, I think like swar the races.

Like Portuguese people probably have a great time with their parents. Well, they put jewelry on it. They just got it on a shoulder. Yeah, it's been wearing different types of, you know, like colorful silk scarves. Yeah, if you have an exotic animal and you're not doing it to walk up to chicks and have like a unique thing about you, then it's pretty much a waste of time.

If you're not like a snake guy at a bar, then you're just weird guy. How about like a pirate ship and there's a guy that's like new to being a pirate and he's like insecure and he's trying to fit in. He's got like his hands in his pocket. He just started. Yeah, he's like on the ship and he just he has the parrot on his head Inselfish older he's like, oh hey, what's up? It everyone's like what a loser. Yeah, what a fuck? Just yeah, it's my first day as a pirate I just thought I'm joining up and yeah,, hey guys. Yeah, I'm here.

I like, you know, just just shitting on his face. Here to rape. Yeah. So when are we going, when are we getting the jewels? Yeah, I thought we were going to go steal some jewels and do some rapes. Yeah. Get some venereal diseases in port cities. What was the premise of the goonies?

They find some, there was a pirate who lived in Portland. I don't know if I've ever seen it. I know that there was a, hey you guys, I don't know. I don't know if I've ever seen it, it's entire. The guy that wrote it came to the phony moms. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Really nice guy.

Really nice guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was like, it wasn't the Spielberg director, you were he produced or something? He produced it. I don't know if Columbus directed it also,

but I think that was his first big credit. It was writing that and then he's a Harry Potter. Yeah, that was those were, that was his big ones. Those were big ones. Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Mm-hmm. I bet you, you can make some money, like making up a, like a Harry Potter

and going on a press tour and saying, trans people are human and stuff. And they're like this fantasy. Restart the thought from the beginning, so that makes sense? I bet you can make up a new children's fantasy series and then market it as that you like trans people. And then people would want to rally around you.

And you can make a good chunk of change. Yeah, I don't understand what JK Rowling's doing. I think she's rich as well. I think she's a billionaire. she doesn't get a fuck. Yeah, but why would you, like this is the thing I don't understand. If you have a hot take like that, like, because she does it on Twitter, you know?

And it's like you have to know that that's not, you're not gonna, like what do you, like she wakes up and she's like, today's the day, I'm gonna convince everyone on Twitter that trans people are fake. Yeah, this needs to be said. But on there, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I think that, even if you have that opinion, just say it to, one of your friends at the British library, where it's a fucking exactly a bitchy dinner party. Yeah, we say it to.A.L.E.E. and he's out of Bitchie dinner party. Yeah, we'll show you to George R.R. Martin and Frodo where the F.A.L.E.E. hangs out with. For friends who I imagine. For friends, yeah.

A Gandalf. I think that, yeah, yeah. She probably hangs out with us. She hangs out with Gandalf. Hagrid, yeah. Yeah, it's bizarre. But I don't think it really, I wonder what compels a woman to be like that. Does it make sense to me that a gay guy, like a fucking like boring gay guy would be like

that because he'd be like, that was he just got rights. And if they come in and get rights, then they're going to fuck it up for us, right? That was kind of the nicest thing about the pandemic for me. Yeah. Because you're mad. I was like, whatever, I'm not going to get back into it. But I obviously had opinions about the pandemic and then it was like, I was like really frustrated about it.

You know? And then I hit a point where I was like, oh, I can just shut the fuck up. Yeah. I can just stop talking. Yeah. I don't have to say what I feel about it. Because it really was making people upset, not because they were like believing in it,

but because they had to fucking sit at home, right? Yeah, I guess. And if like they heard someone presenting a contrary opinion, they'd be like, which this is by the way I'm describing a life lesson people learn it usually nine years old. Yeah. Just shut the fuck up. Yeah, and 30 too.

If it's something that's going to be upsetting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can just shut up. I don't know how to say anything. And everything's fine. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, like people are like, oh, you know, you got to wear, you got

to wear a two-mass and nobody should leave and I could be like totally cool. So what do you think about the new James Bond movie? Yeah. I think it was just like, it was nice that I just saw my friends, you know, like my mom passed away and then I decided I didn't want to. I got a lot of strong opinions about that. I just keep my mouth shut. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Right. Because you don't want to hear what I have to say. So I know. I don't. I just tell everybody, I'll tell Laura friends. All right. Behind your back, I tell all of our friends.

I know. It's fucking hot. Let's see if of our friends. I know. It's fucking hot. Let's see if you're ready. It is. Yeah. I'm sput. That's the other thing.

This fucking AI stuff, which is not cool to be. I'm not pro AI necessarily, but like if you don't, I don't, we don't have a job. You know what I mean? Yep. So it's like, we can't necessarily be replaced. Yeah, I think people with actual jobs can't be replaced. They can, and they're-

People that have to go to work. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, so I guess it's sort of rude to be excited about it. But after figuring out those columns, I was like, wow. Yeah. But no, that's only a say. We've had the ACs off because they fuck up the columns. I was like, wow. Yeah. Yeah, but no, that's only, we've had the ACs off

because they fuck up the podcast. I know. But Ginsburg, don't you have, isn't like, resolve has some kind of AI thing now where you can strip out like a noise floor with AI? Yeah. Yeah, so we could probably just have the ACs on and fucking the goddamn robot old.

We can try it out next week. Yeah. God damn, I out next week. Yeah. Goddamn, I'm fucking dying right now. I'm shfist. Maria? Yeah. But you ate rotten oatmeal this morning. No, I poured, I poured what do you call it?

Maple syrup, and then I saw that there was mold in. The maple syrup, and I finished my oatmeal. So I'm probably going to shit my ass later today. Maple syrup gets mold in it. I didn't know that. I thought that's something you could just have forever. That's kind of a condiment. You know I'm a plain oatmeal guy.

You are. Yeah, it tastes like glue. Not to me. Really? Yeah, I think steel cut oats in the Zoji Rushi. Oh, in the rice cooker. Yeah. It's nice. Magnifique. No, I like a little, put a little couple berries, put mayonnaise, need a butter. Oh, well berries I'll do. Yeah. But I know sugar or milk or anything. I'll put a little bit of milk. You know what I haven't had in forever? That's really good.

What was that? Cream of wheat. I don't know that. Cream of wheat is really fucking good. Yeah, a little butter and brown sugar. Yeah, that's a good breakfast. Yeah, I'm getting back in a breakfast. I think the last time I had cream of wheat,

I've told this story before. Probably the best week of my life. I had my wisdom teeth removed. And I ate nothing but soup and cream of wheat and I got fucked up off vikin and played Tony Hawk's American wasteland. Yeah. Yeah. They don't give you it for wisdom teeth anymore. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah. American wasteland was a good one. It's such a shame that that French one was that four. I think four. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was the premise of it? They're like a teenage runaway.

It's like there's three. Cool. Yeah, which is like GTA. Which it's funny now, because if that game came out now, there would be like a Twitter war about people be like, you're gay. You're gay runaway. Yeah, he has to be gay. And then like, Pepe, you know what I'm saying?

You're not fucking gay. Do you see people get mad about that? About Zelda? No. Yeah, there's a bunch of people on- There's a culture of Zelda. The people will be like, well, Link is trans, and he's in a relationship with Zelda, and she's trans.

Zelda's the guy. I don't know. The Link's the girl. The people are doing that, right? But it's a video. Any piece of media. Make it whatever the fuck you want. That's a point. You know?

But then there was like a Twitter war where then I guess other people were saying like no. And then in the game, if you go to Link's house, Zelda's diary is there. What did she say? Oh, nothing, she's like, I fucking, I left some apples. I wish I was a girl.

It says none of that. There's not like no one at all. They think. The asexual 50-year-old man in the Nintendo that wrote the game was not thinking about any of this fucking stuff. It's very funny because this happens to Nintendo. The whole thing, not really an argument, I was just making fun of them. The guy Christian, I'm trying to remember the last name was very funny guy. It was him and this other guy Jared

God damn it. I feel like a fucking asshole. Two guys that open for me in Tampa both very funny comics But didn't mean good. No, it wasn't Christian Finn again. They're like y'all Walker That feature was hilarious real strong joke wearing Tampa Tampa Walker that feature was hilarious real strong joke wearing Tampa Tampa unfortunately His name escapes me. It's probably not even George put it I say Jordan the first time Jared Christian Jared Jared Jared Jared more I Think it was a feature very funny guy Christian something was the host But he he's like he's he's one of those guys,

it's like really into Smash Brothers. And like at the competitive level or whatever. But I always thought that community was funny, because it's, first of all, it's a fighting game for babies. Yes. And the whole competitive world is based around like glitches in the game, they weren't designed to be in there. The things that people found that you can do in the game.

That's what they exploit them. They exploit them and that's part of like, the game. Yeah, and I think early on, well, I didn't even get to do this, go into this on the show. No, I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe we did. I was just sitting doing with somebody else, but y'all the sexual assault allegations in the competitive super smash brothers. They're a music. You all the sexual assault allegations and the competitive super smash brothers But anyways, yeah, I don't know I mean yeah people complaining that are saying that yeah that Link is is trans and

This old is diary is in links links house which implies that they're fucking which proves that he's not trans homosephalism. Just imagining that some little Japanese guy with his recently returned to parrot like someone trying to explain that to him. He's like, he's not computing. He's like, no, he has a sword. He has little guy who has sword. He killed monster. He's like, no, he got his penis cut off.

Yes. He got his penis cut off and he's been living in pain and he felt like he was in a different body as a whole life. Yeah. And the princess is not a princess. The princess is little boys that want to be girls all the imagines of me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, it's weird to think like it's really annoying. You know, how much of this stuff would have happened to anyways, and like the culture war stuff, and how much of it is, not even, I don't even wanna blame social media as a whole, but specifically Tumblr. Like I think Tumblr created

the current cultural climate on the internet. Like, didn't that like emo boys kissing and stuff on Tumblr? Yeah, but there was a lot of like, it was a very angry place. Yeah, yeah. It was like you could it grows Post-news on the internet, yeah, but that tumbler was like particularly like angry I feel well I never I never really got into it unless I heard that you could see it Boo Boo like canceling started on tumbler. Yeah, Tumblr got worse. Like a white person who posted black meme

and then there would be like a call out some different Tumblr's. But you reposted the meme to your Tumblr. It was progressive politics but used in a way to make people's lives worse. That seemed like largely what the goal was was to use it as a way to condemn and harass people on Tumblr specifically. And then that kind of spread out to the rest of the world.

I don't know if it's so organic. I do think that there are people that kind of driving. I don't know. Fox News is talking about it all the time. The constantly talking about trans people. Yeah, but old Fox News 15 years ago was just like Neocon bullshit. Yeah, and then like I think it's just like the new, it was just, you know, we need to go to fucking,

we need to like, like regime change, fucking everywhere, you know, austerity. It wasn't like, you know. It was Muslims and then it was Hispanics and then it was trans. I don't know, that's my moron brain, but that's kind of how I say. Remember, people thought MS-13 was like gonna kill them

and so? There was kill a cop day. Kill them. And MS-13 is having kill a cop day. Yeah. And they're like, they're in Guatemala. They're not even like a thing here. Yeah, I remember there was like, they have them on Long Island, no.

And that's 13? Yeah, that was like a thing. They're here. And if they're on Long Island, that's scary. The worst place in the world. She's about to be a Cheech and Chong Island. Laughless place filled with... long hair drug users.

Yeah. I'm fucking dying of sweat right now. Yeah, you said. I hate this. Yeah. I mean the lights aren't... they're like LEDs, they're not even like... They're still hot though.

They're fucking hot. Yeah, if you touch those, they're... They're really hot. Especially these. Gins, how long are we? We've done 20 minutes. Twenty-seven minutes. Twenty-two minutes.

Twenty-two minutes. Twenty-two minutes. Jesus Christ, man. My concept of time is... No, fifty-seven minutes. Twenty-two minutes. Twenty-two minutes. God, Simpson's episode.

Probably on par with one of them. them so I hear it's back. Did you tell me it's back? I read that also. I saw an infographic that showed like average like viewer ratings of long running TV shows in the Simpson's head like a peak. I've been going back because you know I got my version of a midlife crisis I guess you know started making money. I got the first ten sees remember the DVD box sets I used to have yeah I bought all those off eBay so I have that on my shelf and

then yeah I just did all of season six but they have better writers right now what is it like is the show better or just the ratings are better. The ratings are better. I mean, I think it's like, honestly, the show was like, the show severely damaged its own reputation so badly in how dramatic the fall-off was, quality wise. So there's probably, I mean, if I'm sure you could talk to like some kind of Simpsons head that has been watching it the entire time, it'll tell you that like, oh yeah season 16 is actually pretty good or 17 maybe. I don't think it required an additional like 20 years to find its footing again. But was it in the 30s right now?

It's got to be in the 30s, yeah. The show's from year 1989. That is insane. Yeah. That's crazy. It's wild too because you watch, I mean I can can't like it sort of even makes me sad to watch it Because you can hear in the actors voices how like older like Homer sounds like a senior citizen. Oh, it's the same voices like I need to go to the creaky mark

That's really sad. Yeah, Dan Castle now. It's got to be 75 years old at this point Jesus Christ. Yeah. Just hire me. I'll hire a new one. He could do everyone. I'll do one guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Do Mo. Hey, home. Do Barney. Yeah, Jesus. Wait, how's Barney's son? I don't know. Yeah, I got you. Do Carl.

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I'm a bitch. I love homework. I love homework. I'm a bitch. That's close. That's close enough. You just let me riff out every episode. Let's see.

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Do you margis sisters? Uh. How much more of this show do we have to do? Do uh, smithers. How much longer are we going to keep doing this podcast? That's my deal. Until the talks are really big. So, Mr. Murr.

I don't know. See this? Yeah, that's good. Have you seen my balls? Uh, do Martin. Oh, I can't. I can't, dude. I can't know. Do Martin. I can't, I can't, I can't. I have to take, I can't rapidly. Do officer. No, no, no, no, no.

It's like a two-month, you're making me like run around the room. Do Michael Jackson, uh, guest episode. I'm not hearing what I'm saying. I'm ignoring. Why would you do that to me? Do the Mexican. not hearing what I'm saying. I'm ignoring. Why would you do that to me? Do the Mexican. If I had more time to really like focus on each one. Do the comic book.

Listen to what I'm saying. Do the Mexican beat. Listen to what I'm saying. You're making me do low tier. This is my pitch. There's gonna be eight million people that watch this. Yeah, I know. This is my pitch. Just hire me to do all people that watch this. Yeah, this is my pitch Just hire me to do all the voices. All right, so

And you're making me do it. He can do it. He can do it. Making me do it in rapid succession Well, I bet you there's a fucking autistic guy out there that can just do everyone Yeah, but is he trustworthy? No, he's not reliable exactly. He's not reliable. I'm a trust already. Does he have a love? Does he have a concept of love and a love for the product itself? Right. Equal to yours. It's impossible. It's impossible. Oh, now I have balls too. Wow, that's good. Wow. So we both have had enough. I can't make me bounce around to you. I'm sorry. You playing with me, player, boy? I'm sorry, I played to you. You're playing to me. I'm playing to you.

I play to you. I play to you too much. Yeah. Yeah. When you want to get in the game, you got to get ready to play. Play. You're playing.

You're bullying me. Is what you're doing. We got to stop bullying. You're bullying me. I'm being bullied because of my belly. I'm starting. We gotta stop bullying you're bullying me. I'm being bullied because of my belly. I'm starting a campaign to stop bullying me. Everyone's bullying me because of my belly. My belly's too big so they bully me.

I got bullied for my big belly. All right, anyway guys. Have a fantastic long weekend with your families. We will be back next week. New episodes of the Adam Frelishio Talk Show should be out in the next couple of weeks. We are very excited about them. We're working very hard.

Thanks for listening. We'll see you soon. Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. I can do Martin. No, I can't do Martin. I can do Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph? Yeah. I'm so... What's the episode where they crash on an island? We're auto-buss. Auto crashes, they go on an island. And Martin says I'm so hungry I can eat at Arby's. Yeah.

That's funny. I'm so hungry I could eat an arby.