The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 11

Episode Date: July 6, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to get another episode of the Adam Friedland Show podcast. I'm with Nick. Nick Mullin, the... Hello. Oh, hi. How's it going? What are you playing games? No. Talk about what's going on. Adam Freeman show. Well, we've had a very busy and productive... In the news.
Starting point is 00:00:38 Robert De Niro. Actor Robert De Niro. He's grandson Don. And he's also expecting a child to replace the grandson. I think that's fast. Yeah. Yeah. His one son has autism.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Fun Robert De Niro fact, Al Pacino. Al Pacino De Niro. I'm confused. He has a son named Al Pacino. Oh, he has a son Al Pacino de Niro. I'm confused. He has a son named Al Pacino. Oh, he has a son Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Al Pacino's is middle name. No, his first name is Al Pacino. Al Pacino one word. Yes. Oh, that's cool. Like a, it's got a little flavor on it. Sure. What's wrong? No. His one son has autism. Well, he's got a new one on the way good for him so robert and your son has autism fun fact people forget about alpuchino is uh...
Starting point is 00:01:54 he was a alpuchino the son or the actor the son alpuchino or the actor robert and your son has autism and fun fact about Robert De Niro. Okay. Is that after his son got autism he became a, he's an anti-vaxx guy. Before COVID. He was.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Him and Robert Kennedy. Like, together, around the same time. Yeah. Oh, it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr. son, JFK Jr. JFK Jr. Kennedy. J. to kiss Jr. No, it's Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Kennedy Jr. Is his name?
Starting point is 00:02:39 F. Jr. Yeah. His, his, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. son's name is John F. Kennedy Jr. Kennedy Jr. Uh-huh F. Kennedy Jr. And the F is for the father father his because he's named after his father. Uh-huh. So he's named after his uncle. Yeah. John F. Kennedy Jr. F. Kennedy Jr. Is this full name? It's Robert F. Kennedy Jr. son.
Starting point is 00:03:06 Yeah. And he got autism. And then they changed his name to Bilbo. Bilbo? Bilbo, Jr. Oh. Oh. Yeah. After he had autism. Like a prank or something? To make it easier. I mean, if he was like begging.
Starting point is 00:03:21 If you had a son that was mentally disabled and he was trying to learn his name and his name was John F. Kennedy Jr. F. Kennedy Jr. It's confusing. That would be hard. And he'd like see on TV, he'd be like, is that me, that man from the olden days? He'd be like, no, that's your name, say, that's my uncle.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Yeah, that's your name. Your name is John Franklin Delano Roosevelt Kennedy Jr Franklin Delano Roosevelt Jr. Scooter No billbo billbo billbo. Yeah And you have a kid too on the way. Yeah, Schmeekel. No Robert Robert Downey, Danero Robert Downey, Danero Mullin Robert Downey, Danero Jr. Are you taking Danero Mullin. Robert Downey, Danero Jr. Are you taking his last name? He's named after Iron Man.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Shit. That's pretty exciting. Yeah. He's named after Morton Downey Jr. and Robert Danero. So his name's Robert Downey Jr. Danero. You know, it's great, because Nick doesn't really talk about his personal life a lot.
Starting point is 00:04:23 So I'm sure the audience is happy to see you opening up. How about Robert DeGiorno? And it's not delivery? Yeah. That's pretty good. You know, I heard Barack Obama had a son. Yeah. Yeah. You know what he named him? Dejorno Obama.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Robert F. Dejorno, Bilbo Obama. Obama's son should be named Bilbo. So that's his name? Barack Bilbo. It's Muhammad. OK. What's Muhammad. OK. What? Nothing.
Starting point is 00:05:08 It's the most popular name in the world. Muhammad. Yeah. So he went with that. Did they still get mad about drawing the Prophet Muhammad? They do. They do. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Obama gets pretty mad about it. Remember when that was like a revolutionary act? Yes, for a French, for a French boomer cartoonist. What happened to Charlie Hebdo? Huh? The Taliban killed them or something? You know what happened. What something? You know what happened.
Starting point is 00:05:47 What happened? You know what happened. What do you mean? We said, no, there was a big campaign just we charlie and so on. Why don't you talk about what's going on in the news? I said it. Robert De Niro is having a kid at his advanced age.
Starting point is 00:06:01 You know, and one has to think that the kid, he's not gonna be there for a graduation to give his son his first dance, his first father's son dance at the wedding. You know, I guess that son's probably never going to meet the parents. This is very good because he'll be, because his father will be dead. He'll probably probably pass away. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:27 It will probably need a Godfather. He wasn't in the Godfather. Oh, he was too. Yeah. He'll need a Godfather too because it should have called a Godfather, Jr. Why is that? Because it's the second movie. Yeah. Okay. And then Godfather, sorry, you're right. They shouldn't have the second movie. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And then Godfather, the third, sorry, you're right, they shouldn't have called it that. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say they shouldn't have called it Godfather. It's a great idea. And they don't do it with movies, you know? If there was a sequel that came out that was junior, people would see the poster, they'd be like,
Starting point is 00:07:02 that's clever. So, because he's not going to be around, the kids probably get a need of Godfather too, that will still be alive. Not the Godfather too, movement. Yeah. You'll pull me in this movie, and I have to suck you dick.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Okay. Like, uh, oh, that they, that they had sexually assaulted the cast of the godfather? I don't know. Okay. Um, well, we can keep going with this. Um, I'm gonna get some water. I have water right here. Um, well, it seems like, uh, I'm gonna get some water. I have water right here.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Well, it seems like a... I think all father two thing was good. It is a scorcher, didn't it? You're still mic'd, Nick. You're gonna... How's his dough doing out there. He's looking good. Yeah. You want to know if mom does anything.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Hey, what's he gonna do? I don't know. You want to come back out for the, did I do something wrong? What, we can get him cooking before. He can find him. Yeah, fire in his ass. Let's get him motivated.
Starting point is 00:08:28 And then, uh, I didn't come back out. Well, you know, I'll try the, uh, I'll try the bad father thing again. I feel like he's talking behind my back. Take two. Because it's all the time. You like, actually, you get this. I don't know. No, I don't know. I'm sure you might be in the news. There's a new switch. Read office.
Starting point is 00:08:57 No switch. No switch. You know, with better graphics, I don't know what the question is. I also like it a PS5. And they had a Hassan Piker, sounds like a deaf person saying, I was riding my jokes. Pretty good. No, he's reading. He had Robert De Niro III. This is the stuff I had for the show.
Starting point is 00:09:19 News, Star Wars, the Dial of Destiny. I wrote that, I was thinking, he said he was talking to Hassan Piker before the show. What? So I said, I'm bringing that money to us. And I said, Hassan Piker kind of sounds like a deaf guy saying Hunter Biden. Imagine a deaf person. And you heard about Hassan Piker.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Are you talking behind my back? I want to moment in the other. He's such deaf person. And you heard about his son, I like her. Are you talking behind my back? I want to, one more to the other. He's such a goss, he's mad. He's such a fucking goss. He's going to immediately. He's just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Immediately just goes to the notepad. He always says like, what are you wearing?
Starting point is 00:10:00 He's like actually like a fucking gay man. He's like, he's drinking heat up. He's mean. He's like the queen of mean. He's the actually like a fucking gay man. He's mean. He's like the queen of me. We've done like such great things. We should be feeling good for about ourselves. It should be fun. It should be fun. You know.
Starting point is 00:10:21 What are you talking about? What are you also talking about? I want him to not worry about this. I want him to get into the news. We're only doing this because we have a read today. I want to, after this, I'm going to be at the studio for probably eight hours. We're here on the next interview with Adam, busting my ass. No one realizes how hard I work. with Adam, busting my ass. It's true. I was feeling sorry for him.
Starting point is 00:10:45 No one, no one realizes how hard I work. What's he saying? I mean, sure, I didn't work for 34 years. No one is like, I'm sorry, works. I decided to start working the world. I haven't had enough. It's hard, I changed my life. I understand I was the lazyest man in the though, it changed my life. I understand I was the lazy man in the world, but...
Starting point is 00:11:09 He's talking about the... He's a confessional man. He's like, he's talking to his priest. Yeah. He doesn't have to do this. He could just talk about the news. There's a lot of stuff going on. He's on cocaine in the White House.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Get to the headlines. Yeah, there he goes. Now he's known... It doesn't matter if we did it yesterday. There's a lot of stuff on cocaine and the White House. Get to the headlines. Um, yeah, very good. We did that. Yes. No, he's going, it doesn't matter if we did it yesterday. There's more. Is a developing story. I was a prepped for this.
Starting point is 00:11:32 I know he's doing like a meta bit where he's off stage. And Adam's repeating what I'm saying. I know what you're doing, but like, they're trying to figure out who did the first. Because it was thrust on me like a fucking posquiz. This is a good idea. Yeah. You can just say all this. Trying to figure out who did the because was thrust on me like a fucking pause quiz We could just doing our own podcast back here's a Really groundbreaking stuff
Starting point is 00:12:05 Yeah, we should just have or we should have you know just keep the thing separate I don't do any of the channels anyway You know the people who want to listen to meta and Google if you want to tax us every time a link back to a newspaper appears on our site We'll want your links Canada okay, then we won't advertise with you and you work yourself. How much money is that? $10 million a year, meta plus Google 20,
Starting point is 00:12:33 20 years, who revenue $300 billion. That's a tweet from Benedict Evans. And he's linking to an article about auto-wappling're advertising on Facebook. Yeah No, I like that. That's a good way to do it. I don't think we need a vape back here Are there any more of these crackers? Yeah, so in other news social media giant meta Here's something a Facebook and read his long. Oh, this is a new text-based
Starting point is 00:13:05 Facebook form called phrase the same as the other one. You have? These are like water crack. And this is a Target brand red pepper. Mm, you can't see that fucking. That salsa was nuts. It feels mean because I have to leave the camera and he could just be out there having fun. I'm a wild man. I can leave the show too.
Starting point is 00:13:27 I thought it was a mile. This hummus is no good though. You know it tastes like feet. Two can play at this game. It's like old feet. No. Yeah I'll go back out there. I went to the beach this weekend. No, I'm going to go back out there in a minute. I just want him to get kind of fired up. How does Bill Bird do this alone?
Starting point is 00:14:00 He's got to get excited. Yeah, he does it too. Yeah, it's pretty impressive to do this alone. Yeah, I need you to do some of the stand-up is. I need a friend that's funnier than me. I don't know what he's saying. Oh, I'm gay. I don't know. Yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I'm gay. Yeah, there we go. Let's keep pushing him. He'll find it. If you just light him out there, it's kind of a sink or swim sort of thing. I know. Yeah, just having to do some standup.
Starting point is 00:14:33 I mean, Burr kind of does that, you know? I feel like you, oh, oh, oh, oh, no. Wait, now this podcast is going somewhere else. Yeah, I don't know. Where's he going? His lab's gonna cut out, right? Eventually, yeah. I need to cut him off. I might have to cut out the original.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah, all right. Let me bring the crackers out there. I'll fill in. Awful. Fucking terrible. Good afternoon and welcome to the Adam Friedland show, Control Room Podcast. Adam is stepped out of the room. I hate myself. Ginsy, how do I sound?
Starting point is 00:15:24 It sounds great. Adam is strong. Really good to have. This should be the best. Adam may be of the room. I hate myself. Ginsy, how do I sound? It sounds great. Adam is strong. Really good to have. This should be the best. Adam may be in the bathroom in the night. I'm not sure. I don't know if we'll continue with that format or not. I'll tell you this folks, it's very hot in here.
Starting point is 00:15:38 So. Hopefully we can find a way to cool off now. I want to talk about the Hunter Biden's cocaine. But I've been told that we've already discussed this on the premium episode this week available at patreon.com slash T.A.F.S. So we won't be talking about hunter-bydons cocaine i was hoping there'd be more information by now i guess i'm trying to get
Starting point is 00:16:11 fingerprints off the bag i guess he did uh... wasn't that recently shown to be bullshit the finger print technology was that one of these things the fby was just making up that they know how to do like they're doing that with like bite mark patterns They said a bunch of people to jail over bite mark patterns and then what I got one. We got one what a joke What you mean you got a joke about the news what? Britney Britney Spears was
Starting point is 00:16:41 Allegedly slapped in Vegas by NBA player Victor Wemben Yamas security britney spears was allegedly slapped in vegas by uh... mba player victor when banyama's security uh... i guess he took hit me baby one more time literally uh... and the baby one more time i didn't even know she wore glass and you want to do that joke again for the white camera, like where, like here? Oh, the door of the head is big.
Starting point is 00:17:09 The back of the head. The lighting's very bad. You see me? What's that? You're a zombie right there. OK. Brittany Spears, we all remember her. She was slapped allegedly in Las Vegas by security
Starting point is 00:17:30 that worked for Victor Wembenyama, the new number one pick in the NBA. I guess he took, hit me baby one more time literally. Yeah, it sounds like she was being toxic. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like she was being toxic. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like she was being toxic. What's it? It sounds like she was being a real genie in the bottle. That's Christina. Are we gonna do the show or? Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean? But you just left in the middle of it and you talk we're talking behind my back. You're a good measure. I wasn't giving you zero. What do you mean? But you just left in the middle of it and you were talking behind my back. You were giving me zero.
Starting point is 00:18:05 I wasn't giving you zero. What do you mean? You were cheering your own. You've been giving me zero all day. No, I'm not. Yes, you have. You've had a goddamn attitude all day. And you know you have.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Can I have my, I went to Staples. I parked the car after we ran an errand in the garage and you just walked out the car in the stuff back to the studio. What do you mean? It was a small shopping bag. You didn't wait to walk down to the studio together. It's basic, basic. It's got to be 200 degrees outside.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Oh my god. Oh my god. I got fucking sensitive. Do you know how many times? Sensitive electronic equipment. Do you know how many times you've done this thing where we've walked on the street and you go 10 feet ahead and I have to chase after you like an abused woman.
Starting point is 00:18:59 All right, if you want to have this conversation? Yeah, let's have this conversation. You want to talk about people who do not understand fucking sidewalk etiquette? What do you mean? You notice that we'll walk this way. And you'll just keep fucking, you're like a, like a, you know,
Starting point is 00:19:18 I don't want to say one racist, but somebody trying to exit a highway. Good one. It's not, I'm not making a fucking joke. That's what you do. You know my feet are pronated. You walk in front and then you slow down and you bobble your stupid nose.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Oh, I wait for people to pass because there's a lot of hustle and bustle in New York City. No, you just walk in front, you do it all the time. You just walk right in front. I have to walk in front. I have to walk in. Anyone you're walking with, is that absolute fabrication.
Starting point is 00:19:43 Oh. You want to talk about etiquette? You want to talk about etiquette? Yeah. You, anyone you're walking with, was the absolute fabrication. Uh-huh. You wanna talk about etiquette. You wanna talk about etiquette. Yeah. I don't, you brought it up. I'm saying, we're back. We're back there. We're back there.
Starting point is 00:19:56 We're being supportive. We're being supportive. We were crapping on me. No, we weren't at Ginsburg, back me up here. Yeah, it's very record. It's absurdly, I promise. Stay on the wide. Ginsburg, come up here. Yeah, it's a record. Stay on the wide. He's we're come out here. Stay on the wide.
Starting point is 00:20:17 All right, he's coming down here. What? What? What? What? What? What? What were you guys saying back there? You're lying for me. No, see, what were you guys saying back there? You were seeing if you were gonna sink or swim? You're lying for you. No. See, see if I, if I'm gonna sink or swim. We didn't even use those terms sink or swim. I said, let's, Adam will find something that'll get fired up about. No.
Starting point is 00:20:34 You went to the bathroom. I heard you whisper, whisper, whisper about me. In the other room with Gisberg, one of my best friends. I was asking about the new Nintendo Switch. He doesn't know video games. I mean, this is insane. This is all on the record. What do you say?
Starting point is 00:20:47 We're having dueling podcasts left here at Greenwich. Right here. Control room podcasts. We started our own podcast. And we kind of gave the audience the option. You can pay in the audio left or right. All right. Well, I the C-Witch. Well. What? I mean, you want to play with the fucking big dogs?
Starting point is 00:21:09 You want to know you want to do the control room pockets? I'll do it. No. I'm off camera. I need to. I'll do the switching. You don't know how to do the switching. Yes, I do.
Starting point is 00:21:18 But no, you don't. What do you mean? I have to break it. No, you don't. Honestly, this morning, when you said, do we have any extra codes for DaVinci? I wanna start editing the show. I've, I've, oh God forbidding bull.
Starting point is 00:21:30 God forbid, God forbid. God forbid, God forbid. God forbid, God forbid things work more efficiently. God forbid, we can put out episodes faster. You think that would, that would be efficient. faster. You think that would be efficient? You're getting fucking chocolate and boogers all over the fucking file. You know that you can't do that to a file.
Starting point is 00:21:51 It's inside of a hard drive. Oh really? What was the thing you said? You came over, we were working on some technical and you came over and you were like, no, this ought to be good. And you were like, so this is all, this is all solid state, right?
Starting point is 00:22:04 You used to work. You're like, so this is all solid state, right? You used to work. You heard it from my dad. It's even more embarrassing. You were, I forget who I was like. He said, no, he said, he said, a Mac is now all solid state. I was like, that sounds smart.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Yeah. It's a solid. Yeah. But that was, what did you say it in reference to that has nothing to do with anything? The Lissi hard drive? No. No, it wasn't a hard drive. It was something else.
Starting point is 00:22:38 I know it as a vacuum. It was like a vacuum. No, you're like, is everything solid state now? No. That't what it was no, we were up late editing and the Mac book pro or the Mac pro was crawling Mm-hmm, and I said are these upgradable? Or are they all solid state? Oh, yeah meaning in my mind. I thought solid state means everything soldered together
Starting point is 00:23:03 The they can replace part the computer is monolithic Well like Max you can't you can't like a upgrade ram or something like once it's been built. Yeah, it was in the middle of Yeah, we've been working for 10 hours You hadn't we mean I had no I was at the studio really when we were shooting no, it wasn't we were no it wasn't we were the studio for like when we were shooting. No, it wasn't. We were, no, it wasn't. We were in the studio, we're in the edit bay, and the computer was fucking crawling. And I said, can we upgrade the computer so it runs faster?
Starting point is 00:23:40 Can you just, you don't have to turn everything into a fucking... Come on. Into what? You're acting like this is your sleepover, and people aren't respecting your toys. I wasn't it, we didn't have a toy house. Okay, well can you just please hand me the vape, please? Not until you say sorry.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I'm saying please, that's better than fucking sorry. Can you please- No, you have to say sorry about the stuff. I didn't say sorry about what? I didn't do anything wrong. Not being rude all day. I have not been rude all day. You can rude all day. No. Yes, you have.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I will. We ran errands together. I ran the car. I tried to talk about the show. You said, how dare you question- Not more. How dare you be interested in the show? I've said, in my proprietary domain, that you have nothing to do with.
Starting point is 00:24:29 And then I said, what do you mean? I can help out, I can find a location. You're talking about being rude, you're publicly defaming me. You're making these wild accusations and defamation. It's not a defamation. Completely misrepresenting thing. No, it is, no, it's not defamation. Your interest in the show is asking me about something that hasn't been written, and I don't know the answer. It's not a definition. It's a definition. It's not a definition. It's not a definition. It's not a definition.
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Starting point is 00:25:18 What you're doing is violating your fucking... You're walking into the kitchen, you're sticking your fingers in the pot, you're tasting things. No one knows. Oh, it needs salt. And I'm like, already, I never said anything needs salt. Don't worry about it. There will be salt added.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Fucking princess. You're the one who brought me your princess. You're a princess. You're a belly ache. You're an absolute fucking princess. Just belly aching constantly, projecting.
Starting point is 00:25:47 What do you mean belly aching? You know I have digested. Belly aching, projecting. I'm not projecting. Malingering. You could be polite. You could be nice. I am polite.
Starting point is 00:25:59 You're not. I said, please man, I have the vape. That, that, you, no. It's not what I'm talking about. No, this says that everything do that that you know is not what i'm talking this is everything to do with that is not what i'm talking about perception of me when i've got it's not perfect option perfect example i go back i have a polite conversation with ginsburg about the new nintendo switch uh-huh in
Starting point is 00:26:17 your mind worked oh we must be disparaging you we must be saying awful things about you know and we're not does i ask him he said no you're you're be saying awful things about you. And we're not. I asked him, he said, no, you're right, dude. You're absolutely right. There is no evidence of a track record. Ginsper. We have no track record where you would potentially disparage me to other people behind my back. There is no character that we were playing in our in our real life who have I disparage you to our friends no We mutually laugh about your idiosyncrasies. That's not disparaging. No, that's fine when our mutual friends
Starting point is 00:26:57 We sit around and everybody's saying did you see Adam picking his nose? In the end you can make fun of picking nose. That's the extent of no it's about personality flaws Adam doesn't have bones no, it's about personality flaws and being Adam's admitted to human being a weird sort of slime man You can you can say anything you want about any of that kind of stuff that's's all the conversations are. No. No one is ever attacking your character. This is what I mean. No one is ever attacking your character. I have stood up for your character multiple times. When someone says Adam eats,
Starting point is 00:27:34 not even solid boogers, but snot. I say, I have a witness in myself, but that may be true. But he is my good friend. I don't care about that. No, you just said you care about that. No, we said that's the thing that you can ask. That's the one I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Can I please? You're being, this is, I mean, I don't even do this. Well, just be nice, just be nice. I am being nice. No, for the rest of this, be nice. I've been nice the entire time. I've been saying that you haven't been nice. What have I said that's been rude?
Starting point is 00:28:04 One thing. What have I said that's been rude? One thing. What have I said? What have they been rude? Tell me what I've said. I just told you what you're doing. No, I'm fucking rude. You have to tell me what I did. Fucking rude.
Starting point is 00:28:17 No. You have to tell me. Oh my God. This is like, this is what boyfriends and girlfriends do. They tell me how. Maybe in your relationship. That's every relationship is like one. Maybe you and your boyfriend fight constantly.
Starting point is 00:28:33 No, I don't have a boyfriend. Well, maybe if you did, you wouldn't be so cranky. You're the cranky one. You're the grump. I'm not a grump. You're the grumpiest grump I've ever met. I'm not a grump. Yes, you are.iest grump I've ever met. I'm not a grump. Yes, you are.
Starting point is 00:28:45 No, I have a reserved affect, and that's misread as grumpiness, which I could sit here. I could sit here and feel sorry for myself. I could bellyache and say, oh, people misread my expressionless face. I have just a resting bitch face. That's it. That's not what I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:29:00 That's 100% what it is. Everybody thinks I'm just as miserly guy when i have very simple pleasures in life are like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and and and and and and and playing the new zelda on switch that's it that's all i need what about your box has been breaking every single morning i wake up the cat piss and she's on the floor
Starting point is 00:29:22 yeah and how do you how do i react oh well i'll clean it up. And then I go about my day and I don't let that affect me. Now a grump would not, that would, that would be the end, the grump would kill themselves. If that was every single fucking day. I've seen you get mad at inanimate objects. That's what you should get mad at. That's, you should get, that's first first of all you should be allowed to get angry you don't get angry
Starting point is 00:29:48 Then it's it comes out in other ways Everyone's what once a once a month you should get an oscillating fan and just destroy it Just smash it the pieces with a baseball bat. Why wouldn't you just do why would you do Darth Vader in the fan? What you mean in like a black sheep? Yeah, because that doesn't really sound like Darth Vader. You're not doing Darth Vader. You're doing black sheep That's not who invented it. It's a thing that people do no it's from that movie That's not who invented it. Sorry. It's Tommy boy not black sheep Is it?
Starting point is 00:30:25 Yeah, such a good movie. It's so good. When he comes back and Denny, he gives him the job. He has the office. That, yeah. Guy and her father, and the fan. That's pretty funny. Yeah, it's a good movie.
Starting point is 00:30:39 Yeah, that's good. Yeah. The way he acts right after his father dies Mm-hmm, they're playing on the sailboat He's on the boat at the end. I think that the no, they're at the funeral and the bat their bagpipes playing amazing race And you just see his like face. It's like facial acting He would have won an academy award Well, I mean what do you mean he didn't? He would have had he not died.
Starting point is 00:31:07 No, that was a move. He was in a movie. That's when you get an Academy Award for him. What are you confused about? You say his performance is so good, he would have won an Academy Award. You win an Academy Award. No, that's not what I was saying. For being in a movie. You know that I wasn't saying it.
Starting point is 00:31:24 So he didn't. Tommy Boy will win the Academy Award. Yeah, that's not what I was saying. For being in a movie. You know that I wasn't saying that. So he did it. Tommy Boy will win the Academy Awards. Yeah, it was guy. You know what I'm saying? He didn't win the Academy. I'm saying that he had the chops had he not died tragically to be Phillips in More Hoffman.
Starting point is 00:31:39 He would have been, what? Did the Academy work for what? Tommy Boy, too. Junior. Tommy Boy 2, Jr., Tommy Boy Jr.? Hey, I'm sorry about the junior thing. That was a good idea, and I gave you nothing on it. And I'm a fucking man, and I need to own up for my shortcoming.
Starting point is 00:31:59 I'm not gonna give a fuck. I'm not gonna give a fuck. I'm not saying you were looking for one. I wanna apologize. I don't need a apology. It'll be poor. I'm not saying you were looking for one. I wanna apologize. I don't need an apology. I'm not saying you need one. Then there's no point in apologizing. Then it's just for you.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I thought no apologies were. Maybe it's important for me to own up. So again, you're, it has nothing to do with anybody else's needs or wants. It's still me, me, me, me. That's worse than not apologizing. How do you turn an apology still me, me, me, me, me. That's worse than not apologizing. How do you turn an apology into me, my, my, uh... As I said, I don't need an apology.
Starting point is 00:32:31 And now you're saying, oh, I don't care, I don't care what you need. Why wouldn't apologize? Why is everything about what you need? You're saying that. Why can't someone else take ownership for their behavior? Because it's not necessary. Why?
Starting point is 00:32:49 Why are you the arbiter of what's necessary? Because you're apologizing to me. Right. So I don't need it. If I borrowed your car, you didn't borrow my car. If I did. But you didn't. And I was drunk.
Starting point is 00:33:00 You wouldn't. You wouldn't borrow my car. You have your own car. Let's say I did, but why would we say that? I'm trying to give you an example. An example of what? What's an example of? A fantasy. It's a thought exercise.
Starting point is 00:33:21 It's a thought exercise. It's a but it's the exercise. You don't know yet. Okay. If I borrowed your car, you wouldn't. That's the answer, the exercise. And I got drunk, right? And it was scratched.
Starting point is 00:33:37 This is like an insane hypothetical. It's like, it's a hypothetical. It's like, okay, what if I could fly? What? What if I could fly? What if if I could fly what if I was what if I drove a car what if I was flying What if I what if I had the ability to fly okay, and then I traveled back in time Would you be mad at me? You know that's stupid. That's what you're saying basically no, I'm saying what if I borrowed your car and I scratched it? Why don't you need to borrow my car? Because my car was in the shop.
Starting point is 00:34:14 Okay? And I had to go pick my kids up from school in this hypothetical life, kids. Okay. And I'm happy. And I returned the car to you scratched, right? And I told you at first that it was already scratched, right? Me taking ownership and responsibility later on
Starting point is 00:34:40 to be like, you know what, you know what, that's not a good friend move. You don't own the car, I own the car. You later on to be like, you know what, that's not a good friend move. You don't own the car, I own the car. Me coming to you and being like, you know what, I feel really bad that I lied to you. I feel really bad that you said
Starting point is 00:34:56 that a sequel to a movie should be a junior. That's a good idea. And I'm like, you know what, a better friend would have been like, you know what? Nick? That's a good idea. Okay, let's say, okay. Fantasy scenario, you borrow my car, you scratch it. And I don't care. Right? Yeah. I don't care. We live in New York. It's going to get scratched anyway. Yes. And you say, well, I won't apologize for it. I'm like, it's not necessary.
Starting point is 00:35:20 And then you very publicly say, everyone, I'm going to apologize to Nick now to show what a good guy I am. And I say, this really isn't necessary. The crime isn't the scratch. The crime is that I didn't tell you about scratch. You're lying. The lie is the crime. So in this instance,
Starting point is 00:35:39 is that a lie that... No, is that? ...wasn't a good idea. You knew at the time... I knew it was the best idea I've ever heard. And you lied about it. It was a lie. So you're a liar.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I am taking... So the problem isn't that you're, there's not a responsibility-taking issue here. It's that you can't stop lying. I just thought it was a really good idea and I didn't say it at the time. Yeah, sure, that could be like a omission. Is a full-fledged lie? No. What are we even arguing about right now?
Starting point is 00:36:16 I don't know. You hear the one and what's are you? I don't want to. I thought we were going to, you know, and came in and there's a bunch of news stories. All right, let's get to the news. The Barney movie. There's a new Barney coming out. They said it's time it's sexier.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I don't even think it's sexier. It's supposed to be... There's a full penetration sex scene in it. Where it's real cock going into pussy. We have to say this today's episode is brought to you by my bookie. Sorry, this stuff. This stuff for this. Can you talk about my bookie for a second? It's a good place to bet.
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Starting point is 00:37:19 yeah the co-main event is a fly-weight championship between uh... brand and marino versus aliexander pantoo pantoha the fight uh... then there is a ufc middleweight title eliminator between former champion robert widaker uh... no relation versus driscus de de plexus
Starting point is 00:37:42 oh he's good driscus de plexus. Oh, he's good. Driscus dupluses. I don't know if that is. He is one of them white South Africans like Elon and Adam. No offense to Adam. Adam is cooler than Elon. Just highlight my bookie brand after. Thanks for saying that.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Yeah. Well, Joe, he said that. Joe, he said you're cooler than Elon. You're a player. No, you're actually like someone else set up but you put that All right, well, I mean that's not very that's not a It's not very high bar to set Being cooler than Elon Musk
Starting point is 00:38:15 So this fight so you know about this guy Driscus to play plus. No, I don't I just thought his name So he's good. Yeah, yeah, what is it? He's a Roman senate senator? Dreschis de Plesis. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Sounds like a guy made out of fucking salad dress. That's good.
Starting point is 00:38:34 That's very funny. OK. What do you know about these other guys? Who would you bet on Volcanoeski? Volcanoeski? I know he's from Australia. He's coming peace. Yeah, that's cool. Spock. Yeah. Very logical. Very Volcanoeski. Volcanoeski. He's from Spain. He's from Australia. Oh, Australia. But he's got that kind of... Why, we come in peace. Take me to Deila.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Throw another shrimp on the replicator. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. He's like a little guy, and he fought that guy, Islam, and Islam beat his ass. Yeah. Let's see what he looks like. Volcanovski.
Starting point is 00:39:20 He looks like a white guy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. What does he look like? Yeah, he's one of those head guys. Oh yeah. Where's ears messed up? I think all of their ears are messed up.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Yeah. What causes it? It's got a way to call it a cauliflower ear. Yeah, getting hit in the cartilage. Then it just swells up and it doesn't go back down. Yeah, wrestlers. Get it? Yeah. If I were those UFC guys, I'd wear those cups.
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah. Protect my beautiful ears. I would just get like an animal ears. That'd be cool. Yeah, like on top of my head. Oh, like a giraffe, like small, like little, trumpet ears. Yeah, I can move around.
Starting point is 00:40:09 That'd be cool. All right, so Volkanovsky's your favorite for this one, versus Rod Riegas? No, I gotta go Rod Riegas. You're going Rod Riegas. Yeah. How much are you gonna bet on that? Probably, I'm to let it ride.
Starting point is 00:40:25 They're also taking bets on whether the cocaine is Hunter Biden's or not. And where's smart money on Hunter Biden? On Hunter. Yeah. You're betting the whole, the house. I'm not a gambler. Farm guy.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Yeah. You should start. Do you think we're going to find out if the cocaine belongs to? No. Yeah, of course not. No. Yeah. You might have been some guy that was going if the cocaine belongs to? No, of course not. No Yeah, it might have been some guy that was going to work and he's like, oh fuck. I still have snails from last night in my pocket. Yeah
Starting point is 00:40:53 I'll put in my cubby instead of throwing it out. Yeah, because it's snails. It's expensive. Yeah, it was probably the chapo guys It was probably a Virtual yeah, it was virtual Texas. He's been working on the tour of the West Wing. He's been working in the Biden administration. After what he did, it's insane. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Joel, I've got a really good idea. Yeah, he's been writing the speeches. Yeah. You know what his thing that he came up with was? The dropkick Murphy's thing. Oh, great. that was a Texas. Also, yeah, we should say the promo code is T a F S T a F S and that gets you a 50% deposit bonus.
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Starting point is 00:42:00 You could bet on the ponies. You play old maid. Yeah. Well, what do you think about Brandon Moreno versus Alexandra Pantoa? Mmm. That one's a real toss-up. Alexander Pant... Uh, Pant... Damn, these names are hard.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Yeah. Can't they have, like, normal names? I think I struggle with anything right now. Yeah. Yeah, let's see. Um, yeah. They good? Huh?
Starting point is 00:42:31 Which one has a better record? I don't know. This guy looks like a wedding photographer. He's got great apps. Yeah. This guy looks like he just owns a coffee shop. Yeah. The silent killer.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy like he just owns a coffee shop. Yeah. The silent killer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy that you can be in UFC and have that haircut. The Pierce Brosden. He really does look like James Bond. Yeah. I'm voting for him.
Starting point is 00:42:56 I'm a better guy. Voting for him. I'm voting for him. Yeah. Anyway. And then this is what happens with you. Yeah, you fight somebody and then you get blood and your hair gets messy. That's your guy for this one. Robert Whitaker and Joey says Robert Whitaker is his favorite.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Oh, well, I'll rock with Joey. How the blasts you know about that, man, Animal? Yeah. Oh, it looks nothing like forest water, but it's his son No No, I don't think I think No relation, but yeah, this guy this guy could not look anything less like forest water Maybe if his mom was white I want to keep getting punched in the eye. I probably have that Yeah, yeah was white. I keep getting punched in the eye. I hope I probably have that. Yeah. Yeah. Is the last
Starting point is 00:43:48 hand scallion a good movie? I haven't seen it since it came out. We've had this conversation. We have. And I did the, I got like a, what's it called? Tele screen rip of it. So it was like somebody just with a video cam. A cam. Yeah. Yeah. Just some of the video camera in the movie theater. So it was like really shitty.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You could see some guy's head. It's like somebody just being like, please stop my dick. Please, please, just stop my dick. I've always wanted to get my dick out of the movie here. That'd be a good sketch for us to do. Some guy goes in and then someone's cruising in the theater. He's like, pardon me, sir. Could I suck your dick? Yeah, that's why you don't write sketches.
Starting point is 00:44:38 I didn't mean that we should do that. Why can't you bring the interview energy to me? You gotta always say it for these, oh, oh, Neil deGrasse Tyson, I'm so happy to see you. Me, your business partner, 13 years. Well, I guess. Oh, yeah, great idea. It's about the difference.
Starting point is 00:44:56 I'm gonna say not the difference, huh? Seems like I'm a guy that gets along with everyone. You're saying it's racial? No. If you stand back, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the way you do me, I don't think. I did stand back. No, you did. Yes, I did.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Yes, I did. No, I went to war with him, and I conquered him. No. Run the tape, dude. We can talk about space. I can talk about it. Do you think I can't talk about fucking space? Why am I someone in the interviews
Starting point is 00:45:25 who's managed to get along with a diverse array of men, not a woman yet, yet somehow, right now? What would the different variable be? So you say it's my fault? Yeah. So then do the podcast with someone else? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying just be nice.
Starting point is 00:45:45 I don't know. People don't want to watch this bickering. They want to watch two guys being best friends. They want us to be like, oh, we went to fucking see Indiana Jones last night. But we didn't. It's been too hot to do anything. I'm just saying, like, they want us to be like, oh, and the craziest thing happened. No, you come here and just say,
Starting point is 00:46:05 I'm gonna borrow your car and destroy it to prove some point. That was not the point I was making. One day's day, I'm gonna borrow your car, I'm gonna fuck it up, and I'm gonna lie to you and say, I'm gonna gaslight you and say that it was already destroyed. No, I can say whatever, I guess.
Starting point is 00:46:22 That's what you wanna do. It's your world, we're just living in it. Well, I'm say whatever, I guess. That's what you want to do. It's your world we're just living in. Well, I'm sorry for apologizing. I don't need an apology. Well, I'm apologizing for the apology. Okay. Do you feel better? Right now, no.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Why? Because you're still being a bitch. How am I being a bitch? Because somehow it's saying sorry, it makes me a bad person. I'm gonna say, the narcissist, self-serving. Did I say any of that?
Starting point is 00:46:51 That's what you implied. No. No. No, you're reading too much into things. No, I'm not. Folks, I'll be in Austin, Texas next week. I'll be in Nashville, that's how we do. Well, I really need to sell these tickets.
Starting point is 00:47:04 I'll be in Austin, Texas next week. In Nashville, that's how we can. Why really need to sell these tickets? I'll be in Austin, Texas, the 13th through the 15th at Cap City Comedy Club in the domain. Please come out. That'll be fun. We're gonna go to Lockhart to shoot guns, classic Lockhart drive. Back in the cut. Back in the cut. And I will be in Nashville.
Starting point is 00:47:29 For everyone who's concerned about us, this has been a social experiment. A bit. Who's concerned? Well, they might see us. Might see there's discontent. No, look, this is a nice thing about climate changes. This will come out today.
Starting point is 00:47:48 It's 200 fucking degrees everywhere. So hot. Everybody knows. Everybody knows you can't podcast when it's hot. It's true. Is there no one in the degrees in the studio? We picture the AC's off. These fucking lights.
Starting point is 00:48:02 All right, I'm gonna finish the interview. I don't know much. What? I'm gonna finish the interview. I don't know what. I'm gonna finish the interview for the next episode, which hopefully we'll be out this weekend, folks. Right Adam? Okay. Friday. Well, tomorrow's Friday.
Starting point is 00:48:21 It sounds like I've got a lot of work to do. We're not gonna get it out by Friday. Hopefully by Sunday Monday. Make sure you check out mybookie.com promo code TAFF. You're definitely gonna wanna do that. I'm sorry that I was, I know you don't need an apology. I won't look at you when I say it, but I'm sorry if I was a little bit sensitive or defensive.
Starting point is 00:48:46 It was a good idea, the junior thing. Honestly, like breaking apart the form of podcasting going in there, doing dueling podcasts. I mean, I was confused. I didn't know what, I thought you were embarrassing me. And I thought, actually, it was a pretty novel concept and a good idea. I don't know why you would assume that I would try to embarrass you.
Starting point is 00:49:09 I don't, I genuinely do not understand that assumption. I don't. What are you talking about? It's frankly subsurred. I'm a little bit of a surge. Shit, wait. No, do a better one. What do you mean do a better one? First, what's the point?
Starting point is 00:49:38 That's just how I shake hands. You shake hands like this? I'm not doing anything. I'm just shaking your hands. No. No. It's a firm. What does this mean to you? What do you mean? It's a brotherhood. I guess.
Starting point is 00:49:51 All right. Thanks for watching. No, we're only 44 minutes. Are we? Yeah. Adam? Yeah, we're not even close to being done. What? I'm just not feeling it. Well, it's gotta go out. That's the way podcasting works.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Alright, let's get a big one then. I'm going to get a big one. Just one last big one. Yeah. Okay. Robert De Niro. He's having a kid. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:50:18 So, what are some Robert's? I'm going to get a big one. Yeah. Robert De Niro movies? Midnight Ron Ronin. Ronin? Yeah. The intern?
Starting point is 00:50:40 So Shane Robert DeNiro is in a movie called Old Com. That would make this a lot easier. There was a movie called Old Com starring Robert De Niro. I guess he used his old com. Robert De Niro's com is so old, his son's going to come out like the fucking Edward Norton's character in the score. He's a guy just pretending to be retarded. That movie is awesome. Yeah, it's awesome.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Yeah. When they first introduced Edward Norton's character, he's like, excuse me, excuse me, how do I get to the museum? And then Robin was like, you go two blocks that way, you know, and tell them, okay, okay, thank you, Nick. You know, and Robin was like, the fuck did you just say to me? He's like, I'm pretending to be retarded. It's all in act. Yeah, I mean, it's absurd. And then an act. Yeah. I mean, it's absurd.
Starting point is 00:51:45 And then the movie's good. I mean, it's like it's crazy. Like that premise is ridiculous. To sneak into a museum, to steal some $10 million after you've disguised. You have even that expensive. You disguise yourself as the most memorable guy and someone that's staff.
Starting point is 00:52:04 That the security is watching like a hawk because they're like, he's gonna bump into everything. Yeah. Well, not even that he's gonna bump in anything. His plan is to steal the thing and then disappear out. And then it's like, oh, well, it must have been the mentally disabled guy. The guy doing an incredibly exaggerated version
Starting point is 00:52:22 of a mentally disabled guy. We thought he was just being an edge lord. Mm-hmm. Okay, daddy. Okay, daddy. Yeah, brand doesn't that too, no? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Big old fat boy. Yeah. One of the fastest guys I've ever seen. It's like a sneaky way for him to play like a radio character when it's not because nobody ever brings that up. You know, you talk about like actors that played mentally disabled people. No one talks about Edward Norden in the score.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Right. Because it was a guy pretending to be mentally disabled. You could really get away with a lot there. Yeah. Yeah. It's an actor acting like someone acting. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it seems like-
Starting point is 00:53:05 Pretty smart. It's such an absurd. Can you imagine being a professional thief? And one of your, like, there's a guy that's pitching, like, what if I pretended to be mentally disabled? Right. There's one guy who's like, I'm the best wheel man in the business. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:20 There's another guy that's like, I'm the best, like, a lock picker in the business. And the third guy's like, I'm radio. From the first few radios. Yeah, exactly. I have Down syndrome. I have Down syndrome. I pretend that I am mentally disabled. Yeah, and they're like, he's the best in the fucking business.
Starting point is 00:53:33 We need this guy. Right. Also, how did he even get the job in the first place? Because usually somebody at that level would be put there by some sort of like social services. So he had to go through this whole process where he creates a fake identity and then gets registered as a mentally disabled person
Starting point is 00:53:54 with the government of Canada and then applies for a job and somehow gets it at this minute. It's not like a handicap person because you just go up to, you know. Right, he has to be sponsored by a pro brand. You can't just go to the Met and be like, okay, I'm gonna look after the brand. And then they're like, oh, what's gonna happen?
Starting point is 00:54:15 Their tax credits involved. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, thank you. Yeah, it makes absolutely no sense. Yeah, yeah. Still a good fucking movie though. How is he driving to work?
Starting point is 00:54:29 Yeah. Yeah. How's he dressing so slick also? Mm-hmm. Every nor in you stuff the coolest leather jackets. Yeah. Like in that era. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:44 He doesn't work anymore? Brand does great now, doesn't he. Yeah, he doesn't really move. He's so fat. Yeah, he's sitting down He's sitting though. I don't think you see him walk. I don't think you see his legs. Yeah, yeah I think you probably just wearing a diaper. Yeah, a big old driver in the other characters awesome He's a nightclub, he's a black girlfriend. Just like in real life. Just like in real life. He was playing Robert and Neuros. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Yeah. He's an autistic son. He should have, he should have, his character should have, the surprise twist at the end when he's on the phone with Edward Norton. Robert and Neuros, like, oh yeah, I got a surprise for you, Slick. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm, I'm, it turns out I'm actually disabled. I was pretending to be not disabled.
Starting point is 00:55:34 I'm a disabled guy, pretending to be Robert De Niro. And everyone in my real life knows me as a disabled guy. Dude, that would blow my fucking mind if I saw that. I'd be like, how did that, if you see G.I. to make a look, I guess downstairs, you're at the end, he drips off the mask, and it's just Robert the Nero with Downs.
Starting point is 00:55:52 The face kind of works. Yeah. What in the M9 Chamoland is this movie? Yeah, what a twist. You talking to me? Oh, okay, sorry. Maybe he was doing it. I thought you were talking to me. Oh, okay. Sorry. Maybe he was doing it. I thought you were talking to me
Starting point is 00:56:08 Yeah, yeah, that's very good. I It's honestly looks It's it's a very nuanced impression you're doing right now just with your face. I'm a bow guy. I thought you were talking to me It's actually incredible. Yeah much of Oreos fall out of his sleeve. Yeah You're talking to me. Oh, shit of Oreos fall out of his sleeve. He's talking to me. Oh shit. Fuck. That's my Oreo. Sorry. Did you get my Oreo? Back then. Yeah, he just showed up to say we don't we're putting him in the movies. Legend. Yeah. Yeah, that face is really good. Do it again. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:56:41 they were just pitching the whole thing at a run like, maybe my character pretend to be disabled. And Marlon Brenna was like, maybe my character could pretend to be hundreds and hundreds of pounds of away. Yeah. And they're like, oh. That's a great idea. Sure.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah. We love that. We love that. Okay, I'll get started. You know what I did. If I am, me. It's honestly, it's, it's me. It's honestly, it's incredible. Robert, Robert, Robert the syndrome.
Starting point is 00:57:12 The. Robert the syndrome. Yeah. Robert the syndrome. Robert the syndrome. Robert the syndrome. I don't wanna do stuff like that anymore. I know, we gotta grow up.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah. But it's so good. But we're talking about the score. Yeah, we're talking about a movie that is inappropriate. Yeah. And we're highlighting ignorance, which is the basis of comedy, right? Is that someone,
Starting point is 00:57:39 someone being dumb, it's funny. The movie's awesome. That whole sequence when he, uh, who'd direct that movie? Is it Mangold? Um, I, is it my mind? Is it my mind? No.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Is it? Maybe it might be. In my mind, I confuse it with Inside Man, which was Spike. To me, those were the same movie. The score, 2001 film. Frank Oz. Oh, look at that. Crazy.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah, that sequence when he actually steals the scepter. Uh-huh. They add cameras, so he has to do this like weird thing and then cut the camera and drop behind the safe. Yeah. And the way he gets into the safe, he drills a hole on the top and then takes the taps to the sprinkler line. Wow. goes the safe with water and then drops like an M80 in it.
Starting point is 00:58:30 And then because water can't compress like a gas can, it just fucking blows the door of the safe open. So, Pam? Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. That's a really like, it's awesome. Yeah, and Yoda came up with that? Yeah, it's so sick.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Oh, baby, one of the characters is retarded. Retarded, you must be. Yeah. Yeah. Here, here, here, here, here, here, I don't know, I'm not a character, this is retarded. Yeah, how does this see, did anyone, let me look at reviews for this movie
Starting point is 00:59:07 for when it came out? Let's see if anyone, like mentioned, the absurdity of... Absolutely not. Yeah. I guess that's how Robert Downey got away with it because he played an actor acting like something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:24 You have to add an extra layer to get away with it. No, no one cared about anything like that. Yeah, confidence is, I'm scanning a Rotten Tomatoes real quick here. What percent? 63. 99 percent. No way. No way.
Starting point is 00:59:48 Fresh? Yeah, 99 percent. Well, if they're all law-datory reviews, I would assume that no one criticized the... Yeah, here it is. This is from Andrew Howard E. Film Critic. The script's refusal to take any chances is the film's death now. So what do you mean the refusal to take any chance? One of the characters pretending to be retarded. That's the biggest chance.
Starting point is 01:00:21 It's a real risk. That is a huge risk. What percent? That's the biggest just real risk. That is a huge risk. 1% it was a rotten? 63%. Really? That's why I guess. No, that's what you said. 73%. Okay. I was ballpark.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Yeah, in the sense that it's a number. You said a number. It's within 10. It's pretty good. It's not within 10. What do you mean? Over 10. 63. You're right. 4, just 10. 172, 10. You said over 10. All right, it is over 10. 73 is over 10, that's 11. It's within the level. But within 10, inclusively, that goes to 72.
Starting point is 01:01:16 All right, all right. Nick. Let's see if we can find, nobody is saying anything. I need to finish that every day And you have finished the interview. Okay, end the show. What are you yelling at me? I'm not yelling at you. Tell them.
Starting point is 01:01:30 I'm sorry. You know, like when you have a creative partnership and you work so closely together, you know, we are like brothers. The brothers. We're like brothers. Yeah, there's a closeness there. Sometimes.
Starting point is 01:01:44 You wonder who your can go has this afternoon? Absolutely. Backwards. brothers. Yeah, there's a closeness there. Sometimes you want to go to your can go has this afternoon. Absolutely. Let's go get them and then come back and work. You can go. I have to work with that fucking Ginsbur. We have to finish to. So the answer is no, you don't want to go get a can. I want to go hat shopping with you more than anything. Then let's go. That is a cherished memory that we have. Let's go. We'll get to that. You cherish that memory. When did we go hat shopping? When did the Williamsburg?
Starting point is 01:02:06 We didn't buy any hats though. Yeah, but we tried them all. We tried on hats. That's not shopping. Shopping implies that you eventually make some kind of purchase. That's not true. You go to the mall. We went into a hat store and giggled.
Starting point is 01:02:20 What is window shopping? We went giggled. What is window shopping? We went giggling. What is window shopping? We went giggling. What is window shopping? We went giggling. What is window shopping? We went giggling. What is window shopping? We went, it means that you walk around, you look at the,
Starting point is 01:02:31 it means not shopping. And why is the word shopping in it? Because you're in, it's like it doesn't. The activity shopping does not apply. Window shopping, the whole point of using the term window shopping is to say that you did not go shopping. You looked at things in the window. He said we went window shopping perhaps, which would also be technically incorrect. Because we weren't looking through the window. We went in the window. We went giggling, which
Starting point is 01:02:56 I think would be- Do you cherish that memory? What do you mean do I cherish it? The memory of us in the hats were going- You're not dead, the hats were still there. We can go do it whenever we want. All right, thanks a lot for watching guys. So the Adam Friedleichau will be back next week. This week, and hopefully hot new episode, we're gonna try to fucking finish it this week. Thanks a lot.
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