The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 13

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. How is everyone doing? Clap, clap, clap. We're live here in the studio. I love it. We're live here in the studio, me and Nick. Today is Wednesday. Today is Wednesday.

July 26th, 2023. My father's birthday. This is Adam's dad's birthday. He's a lot of stuff going on in the news. My father's birthday. Saddamstead's birthday. There's a lot of stuff going on in the news. A lot of stuff. If you're a Patreon subscriber, you'll notice that the Monday episode was missing. We recorded an episode and there was some trouble with that

and then we went to re-record and then there was trouble with that one as well. But Ginsburg is working to create a like some sort of Frankenstein amalgam. Frankenstein's monster. Frankenstein's monster. A amalgam of those two episodes. And Ginsburg, you said that's done now?

I just got to put some subtitles in there. I guess there's subtitles. And then if Adam signs off on it, then that will be uploaded to the patreon for your viewing pleasure and if you're not a patreon subscriber if you enjoy the Adam Friedland show talk show I know the podcast people are not particularly fans of The rating could be lower. Yeah, Rina, Sawayama. Sawayama. Is that her name? Rina, Sawayama's, yeah, take down of the show. We've seen a dramatic fall off in our number one demo,

which is, A.A. Cholodia. Yeah, A.A. A.I.P.I. Goss. Goss.I. Goss Asians, which they're due for a comeback. They have to. But the problem is that they had a brief period before they were taken over by the fast and

furious Koreans. Yes. I think there was a moment where the Venn diagram met. When I was in high school, all the Koreans had like devil locks and breakdance and had integrals. Yeah. They were like goths with integrals. Yeah. Yeah. So to be up, if you're not subscribed to the Patreon, if you enjoy the Adam Friedland show talk show, which is the centerpiece of this project and the reason we have to do a podcast and all this work. How are we live with this work?

Yes, please subscribe because that helps fund the show. As you can see with the strikes going on, money in the arts is not dwindling. It's just going straight to the top. So this is an independent production, which means we don't have, you know, we don't have, if somehow we could produce this show and finance it by sending people all of their packages with free shipping and had, you know,

like a multinational logistics operation that brought in trillions of dollars a year, then we would be fine. But we don't have that unfortunately. So it requires support from viewers like you, the show creatively. I'm very satisfied with it. I think it gets better and better. I feel so moved.

But yeah, I mean, there is a question of resources, first and foremost, time. And that was the thing we struggled with, which is why we decided to just do a podcast and release the episodes once we have time to finesse them and not be held to, you know, buy weekly deadline which is tough to not cut corners here and there where we would prefer not to. But now increasingly money is the limited resource.

Like all things in life, I guess. Correct. So yeah, hopefully we'll have that episode out today. Also another thing we should start doing is just even though they may be public just posting everything on the Patreon so it's in one place the Patreon, so it's in one place. Yeah, so it's like one feed. Yeah, there's also two. If you're a new fan of the Adam Friedland-Shopper episode, Chris Cuomo,

Neil deGrasse Tyson or Jada Kiss, you enjoyed those episodes. Early on, I guess Patreon launched video hosting. So there's a couple of episodes that are only on the Patreon and we don't know how to download them to put them on YouTube. There's also the Vimeo account, which I was duped into.

I remember, yeah, the first one we post on Vimeo. Yeah, and then Vimeo limits you to like 10 views and then they start charging you thousands of dollars if anybody else watches. Well, 10 views is high for an NYU Tish thesis project. Yeah, yeah. But we need to figure out before that expires, how to get those episodes off there,

probably the Simon Racks or the Mac DeMarco episode. And I didn't realize that that having Dracula come on the show and announce that he could book Jada Kiss. Nobody gets that because that was set up in the Mac the Marco episode. Yeah, all of our new fans, which most of you at this point are new fans. We've lost touch with, and we disavow all of our old fans. I mean I think for the record we disavow each and every one of them. But all of our new fans do not understand that Dracula played an integral part in the narrative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So hopefully and then we got the Comtown YouTube guy on board so he's helping us fix all the YouTube stuff.

Yeah, so hopefully we can get everything kind of in one place because that's the thing I didn't really give a fuck about for a long time. YouTube. YouTube or naming the episodes or putting any effort into it whatsoever. Yeah, that's true. But now that there's a story you wanted to make sense. Correct. And also in light of all the strikes and the way that a corporate media is treating the artist, I just want to make clear that there is no amount of

money and absolutely no amount of money that we could be offered by a streamer or perhaps a benevolent dictator somewhere in the Middle East. I mean Netanyahu. Netanyahu. We will never sell this. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it.

It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it.

It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it. It's the last time I've seen it the term. Yeah. And I was completely on, you know, it's very funny if you Google Israel, because I just want to see what was going on. I don't really honestly don't know much about their, how their government structure, you know, because they don't have a constitution.

It's the Torah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you can, I guess you could just, you get a majority. It's surprising, it took 75 years for it to happen, but you can just get a majority and pass the law saying, like, oh yeah, the executive branch can do whatever it wants. Well, they don't have an executive branch. He is the head of a coalition.

He's the head of a coalition. Gotcha. So Betty, they can just pass the law saying, we can do whatever we want, and the court's a lot done. I don't know about their judicial system or like the law. Is that the issue? I think that, yeah, now he's trying to just say that there's no judiciary anymore. Yeah, yeah. I don't have oversight over decisions that are being made by the coalition.

It's tough. Namely, like appointing people to government positions. There's some guy they appointed that's like he's been convicted of terrorism and hate crimes. And they gave him a job. Well, one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighters. I guess something like that.

But yeah, no, the only point I was making is you tried googling it to see what was going on A bunch of articles about how the Israel's credit rating has been downgraded Which it's it is a it is a It's a dark time Yeah, that even the banks are mad on my dad's birthday. No less. Yeah, right. Yeah, I can't believe it. I mean, I was completely on board with this whole Israel thing until they traded it on the judiciary.

I can't, you know. I thought it was a shining beacon of democracy until this one, this is beyond the pale. What do you think? You think it gets worse? You think it's gonna be pretty dead? What I think is I don't fucking care. You don't care?

I really, I was, my father, for the first time ever, on Monday night, we sat down and had a bottle, we had a bottle on the table and we got drunk. And there was a moment in the night where I was screaming, I don't care about Israel, which is a very embarrassing and retrospect moment. But does it get worse? I don't know. What's worse than an apartheid? The credit-threading i guess it like uh... full-blown dictatorship yeah

oh so the people doing the apartheid also can't go there's a lot of what is so that the offer corners now can't vote out of like left wing israeli's that are like you should do apartheid it's uh... now the turn of the hoses on those guys to uh... i think those people are just basically doing burning man. They're not really, they're not really doing much. They're like doing, yeah, they're doing like, they're listening to infected mushroom and ignoring the apart side. Many of whom are in my family, so I'm sorry if I have to

offend them. Yeah, I don't understand how that guy's still around. And then, yeah. Yeah, apparently he went, he had a pacemaker put in, and then two hours later, he pulled a Teddy Roosevelt, and he showed up for a vote, so bad ass. Americans like him, because he speaks English like with an American accent.

So they're like, we're gonna give him more money to his apartheid. Yeah. Also in the news, I guess you told me this. I mean, I think I thought Trump had a court date set for like November or something ridiculous. They gave a very short time frame to prepare this case. I think they moved it to May 20 during the election. Yeah.

But they say the judge is a conservative, I don't fucking know. Yeah, I see. Is he going to jail? Actually. I don't know, man. That's a tricky issue, right? If you have, you can't, like if he's the nominee in May, you can't have that trial happen.

It would be so sick. If we had like a completely brain day guy and then live via satellite a guy in jail running for president. It would be so awesome. I think they should just get a psycho to assassinate him. Like a deep state. I mean they've been doing that for a decade. I know, but it should make it should be clear It should be a certain guy You know who it should be Oh my god

Soda said Soda said RFK junior. He said that's who he's gonna kill You think he's gonna kill him That would be funny that would be like Because you know, I'm talking about a guy we both know, we both know I've had a theory for years that he's been set up as a patchy. He is. Yeah. He's Manson. No, he's a less effective man. Yeah, he's not, he's not Manson. He's a little. Yeah, he's like Lee. He's too much of a loser even to get that tipple that off. After January 6th, I feel like, because you have all these people that are cheering on these convictions or whatever.

You would need like one right wing printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. You would need like a printer. to get that tipple that off. After January 6, I feel like, because you have all these people that are cheering on these convictions or whatever, you would need one right-wing protest where they're just literally peacefully demonstrating.

I did a lot of them and then send the cops in and kill somebody when they're just civil war. No, not civil war, but if you could do that, if you could have a big right, you could provoke some kind of big right- protest and then send cops into just like can't state them and then get fucking Rachel mad out of the like this is good yeah this is justice yeah these are the people that the cops should be killing the cops are bad men now then after that i think you could you could get your cia patty to kill Donald Trump not have to worry about it

because then you could just bring out the troops. You could just, you know, if there is any kind of protest, just, you know, kill all just murder Lauren Boebert and, you know, in the streets at that bowling alley. It would be so cool if he assassinated someone. Yeah. It would be the funniest thing that's ever happened. Uh-huh. This guy we know. This guy we know. Yeah.

It would be. I've said for years, I think that's how it ends. That's how it ends for sure. I saw a mutual friend in Detroit and he was like, well, is he going to kill himself? I'm like, absolutely not. He's going to kill RfK Jr. But why would RfK,, well I understand for like, like, why RFK?

Yeah, they all die. It's very funny that that's the one that they let live. Well Ted also. Ted, they, Ted, yeah, but they had like a little like, like, microwave tube pointed his brain for 20 years. They were like, let's try something different. Let's start. He's like Keith Richards. He probably just survived. He just survived. No, he

got brain cancer. Oh, Kennedy. Yeah. No, but this one, this one is like, was he ever in elected office? No, I don't think so. He just wrote books about the vaccine. Yeah, he's mad about him and Deniro. He used to get mad about the vaccines. And his wife killed herself because he wouldn't stop cheating. Yeah. Apparently she pulled the Elliott Smith guard where she was like, no, she was like,

this is because of you. Hmm. That is the most, that is the most alpha move of all time. What Elliott Smith did to blame it on somebody. Like, people say that he didn't kill himself. Yes, to blame it. But like, people say he didn't kill himself because you can't stab yourself twice.

You wouldn't even have enough purchase on a knife to like break the breastplate, but to leave a note that says, it's your fault. That is like self-imulating to coolest way. I know, you love that. Buddhism style. Yeah, well I always thought it was funny that

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People seem to be really upset about climate change again. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. I don't watch MSNBC. It's very hot in America right now. It's very hot, but remember remember remember that New York Times magazine Feature yeah, we're on the beach. I gave I was reading and I hand I gave we were not on the beach here with Brandon We're telling the beach

No, I had it at the time. I had a time's print subscription So I maybe I read it and we talked about we talked about it, okay, but Yeah, that was like that came out in everyone's like, oh, it's too late, the world's ending. And I don't think that's changed, but people stop caring naturally. Because, you know, there just wasn't new, Maddie news.

Life goes on, right? You gotta think about Maddie Healy. And then now something's going on. Is it just a heat wave? Is that why people... I think in the Southwest, it's like 120 degrees. Yeah, people were upset about climate change again. But a lot of thunderstorms,

honestly, I think that's kind of nice. I love thunderstorms. Yeah. But no, I think that wasn't that Oracle about the fact that they knew in the late 70s when they deliberately chose not to do anything. Yeah. But not that do anything. Yeah. But not that it's too late.

I think it's too late. Is it too late? Yeah, what I've heard is that if we get the zero carbon emissions today, it'll take 10 years for the changes to stop, and then those changes are irreparable. Oh, you can't reverse it. Yeah, you can't reverse climate change.

Yeah. What are we doing? I don't care. Oh, yeah, I mean, like, not even like about climate change. Like, I mean, these are such big things that it's like, there's no, there's just no reason to care put any, You can't do anything. I'm gonna stop China from polluting.

I'm fine. It's not gonna happen. Yeah. We can't do it with our art or something? No. I don't think so. Yeah, no, that has no power whatsoever. Dude, it's so cool.

They won't stop spitting and polluting. The Chinese. Yeah. It's really. The Chinese. Yeah. It's really cool of them. Yeah. So yeah, climate change is also in the news. OK, let's keep going. We've covered that a little bit.

Rudy Giuliani admitted to lying about the election fraud. What did he say? He said, the election fraud in Georgia. He said that it came out that he admitted under of lying. What did he say? I lied about it. I lied. Yeah.

I don't know. Tell him like that. I don't give a fuck about the election either. I don't know either. He's kind of the problem of covering the news is I don't give a fuck about any of the news. I know. The news is gay. Yeah.

But what else, what other? Really, I've just news is gay. Yeah. But what else, what other? Really, I've just been playing Zelda. It's good. Yeah, I got to get back into exercising and taking care of myself. I need to... There's not going to be any time to take any kind of like break for ever, from touring and working on the show.

You can just say that you're taking a break. From what? You can just tell your agents not to believe. No, I mean my calories just filled up for the rest of your. Yeah, for a while. Oh, pull your day. Oh, pull your dits. Oh, yeah, I'll be in Chicago next weekend. Please come out to that.

And then finally in Denver, I'm going to try and shoot this. I'll shoot an hour and the Stephen will edit it. We'll watch it. If it's not dog shit, I'll put it on YouTube. And I only have like 30,000 YouTube subscriptions. So I don't know how that'll play, but yeah, hopefully that leads to more ticket sales.

If it does, you know, do theaters, the move, everybody seems to be doing. I always feel like, anytime I see other people doing stuff, it's like, okay, well, it's got the ship has to have sailed on that. It's too late. Yeah, because coming out of the pandemic, I mean, I was supposed to go on tour

when the pandemic started, and then that got canceled, and I was like, I was standing up, comedy's dead now. And then, and then that was the wrong take. Like, it's more, it's more alive than ever. There's more money in and now than ever, but I keep thinking it's like, okay, well, if I if I put something that it'll have to be over by that time and then but after

Yeah, I tried to buy tickets to the Barbie movie and it's sold out for like three weeks Mm-hmm, I mean it's like impossible to see this. Yeah, I couldn't get tickets to Oppenheimer yesterday So yeah, I saw a mission impossible. Well, it's like, it must be that I don't know. I mean, I guess now, like, you know, people say, oh, the pandemic's over. I think people actually feel that now. Sort of cross the board.

Like, really, you go around New York, you don't really see people wearing masks or. That's all. That's done. And then this neighborhood, this is where that was like the the craziest in Flatiron Flatiron and Chelsea. I remember going to the fucking Waverly diner like

The end of 2020 or something is like fall of 2020 and I walked in I had a mask on because you have to wear a mask everywhere and I walk in and there's some guy who like startles He's like picking up food and he startles back because I'm like three feet away from him. And he's like six feet, six feet. He starts yelling at me. And I'm like, what? Then don't leave your apartment.

I mean, if you're really that worried, don't leave your apartment. Yeah, I was walking my dog. I remember like peak of COVID, not wearing a mask outside. And I remember there was like ancient Jewish couple and they like saw me without a mask and they put their groceries in front of their faces. And they're like, no, no. Yeah, even those people I think stopped. They stopped.

Yeah, or they died, which yeah, I think that I think it did kill every old person, right? Yeah, yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah. The bio weapon from Netanyahu. Yeah. Ukraine more is done. People don't really give a fuck about that anymore. Is that true? I guess they have some kind of counteroffensive and they've been talking that up for a while

and then that's like, it seems like it's just going to be this prolonged stalemate and so we keep selling weapons. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah, just sell weapons them indefinitely, but the like enthusiasm is gone. You know what I mean? Yeah, you don't see any more of those like Slava, Ukraine. You only see it on Russian on businesses where they're clearly Russian, not Ukrainian, and they have a Ukrainian flag on the... For what reason? To trap them? No, to tell people that they're Ukrainian and they should come in and spend money.

To trap them? Trap who? Ukrainian, if you say it's a Russian business, never mind. Russian businesses in New York all Yeah, I'll have Ukrainian flags Oh on the way thing. I'll be right back to me grab We got it an unboxing for your photo. Oh, I'm boxing oh This is exciting. Yeah Oh guys, this is very exciting now

These are props These were made specifically for the show is a one-off as a prop but Adam's friend who runs Both of our I get merch stores I don't really have. I'm really incredibly active merch operators. Yeah I don't know I want to start making t-shirts again only because it's it's kind of fun to do. Yeah but I don't know if I really have the ability to do the numbers I used to so I'll have

t-shirts on my own website somewhat soon but these are about to launch official Adam Friedland show merchandise all right we got some bubble wrap yeah here we go let's check it out guys. Adam Friedland show merchandise here man, I lost my My Swiss army night You I had two of them and I don't know where the fuck they went But it's crazy how dependent you become on this thing

You're not in trouble with the tape All right so I'm not even troubled with the tape. Alright, let's see here. So, these, this is the prop and this is the... The real one, the merchandise. As you can see, the art is, you put it that way so it's on your desk, you know, you're left handed. Oh What am I doing at work? I'm having a coffee and watching the Adam Friedland show. This is actually a massive fuck-up. Yeah, this actually looks terrible And they're left handed. They're left handed, but also look at the quality

The font is bad. Honestly, this one should have been the prop and this one should have been the one we call them right now. Yeah, tell, I'm a call. Tell, uh, call max. Yeah, tell him this is a piece of shit. It's actually really bad. Yeah. Yeah, what we want is this logo over this way, right? So you're right handed.

Yeah, it's a little... Please leave your message for two, you know. Max. Add. It's like honestly, I was like, why are you even sending it to us? Like, I don't even fucking care. But first of all, it's a left-handed mug. Most people are in society or right-handed.

So if you take a sip with your right hand, it is blank. Well, it shows the rest of the... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's the other way around. It only works that way from your left hand. Also the logo. Nick, what's your feedback on this? Yeah, I mean, I don't like, it's, first of all, even looking at it right now,

it's printed like a skew, it's on a diagonal. Yeah, the font is also different. It's, this is like, frankly, like, yeah, pretty bad quality. Gee, so the left-handed thing that's a stupid oversight, that's easy fix. Is it good? Yeah, I'm just looking at it because we have the mugs that are used on stage as a prop. And the font has no weight to it.

And the black area bleeds into the font. I mean, it and uh... the black area bleeds into the fauna manage yet just looks uh... yeah right here i don't just take a picture and send you send you the difference between also you you guys have your local without the

like funky effects on the lettering? Yeah, I mean what I sent over was a Photoshop file so it's all in layers. So if you can we say we'll recent back. Okay. I don't know if I have that. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Nice. Yeah, we're on the show. We're doing the show right now also. How did you drink out of that? We have no. We haven't drank out of it. It looks like off the mug on the right, and the picture

has like a coffee stain by the... Oh, that's been stained for months. That's the one for guests, but we don't have a dishwasher or anything, so we wash in the toilet. What you're, it looks like your mug has a handle on the same side as the one I sent you. Yeah, this one is, it's printed directly in front, which is stupid. It's not ideal. No, it's stupid.

But Dave ordered those months ago. OK, so I can make it bigger. I can tell him to make the black glossier. It's not that the, yeah, the glossiness is one thing. It's just, I mean, if you can, you can look at the letters and they're just like, it's not the same font at all. It looks like it just somebody with in Helvetica just wrote the name of the show but the actual logo there's the only file i had to send them was the logo with the the word or whatever on it and i guess they uh... chinese people that sell mocks for a dollar ninety nine you know i think yeah well i mean chinese people made the other mug

yeah chinese people can make great mugs. Yeah, but the logo of the show, you know, there's like, it's like, what do you call it, curning? It's not just like typed in. There's consideration for how the letters are spaced. Yeah, there's currently. So yeah, we've sent that to the file. And then I'll just, these guys. OK, because we just didn't unboxing on the show for the fans. We're shooting the show right now. And we were expecting, we're really embarrassed.

We were going to be like, oh, these mugs are just props. Here's the good one, Michelle. Here's the good mug. And now we're fucking like now they're gonna be laughing at us well they're not gonna be laughing well they won't be laughing but then we'll be laughing all the way to the bank

that's right baby potentially all right i'll talk to you later so i can make twenty million dollars this year no we can't talk about that on the show we're on the can't talk about that on the show. We're on the show right now. You're on the show. Yeah, you're on the show. I didn't say that word, did I? No.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, You're on the show. Bye. That's really funny. What? Did you hear what he just said? No. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

He's like, do you think Stalves could have made $20 million this year? $20 million. I don't know about $20 million. No. He's like, you think stuff's gonna make 20 million dollars with you? 20 million. I don't know about 20 million. I mean, five to 10 for sure. Yeah. He's rich.

He is rich. That boy, that boy done. That boy, that boy, that boy done it. All right. Anyway. So also, not only the mugs, but today's episode is brought to you by mybookie.ag an offshore gambling website that has we've hosted our show or what do you call it? Sponsored, sponsored our show for years and the big thing that they got going on is

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Dustin versus Justin. Yeah. Gachi and Poria. Yeah, Poria is, I guess, that's fine. That's kind of cage him. But what is Gachi? It's like Welsh or something. Yeah, or German maybe?

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I've followed up there, it's 2018, five of the year, with the ceremonial, bad mother fucker title at stake. BMF, they're fighting for the bad mother fucker title. That's pretty good. BMF also blowing money fast. Yeah, kind of rude to give that to a white guy.

Are these white guys? Yes. Yeah. You shouldn't, you can't have a... You can't have too much. Yeah, fighting for the the BMF. The biggest dick in America. Yeah. Yeah. Don't tread on me title. Maybe. Yeah, but not not the schnauz chefs on a rific. Yeah. In the co-main

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black awicks he's a not see jose black young black awicks uh... Yon Black-O-Wix. He's a Nazi Jewish Black. Yon Black-O-Wix. That'd be a cool name for like an electro-func producer. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah. Also, there's boxing this weekend. Yes. One of the most anticipated boxing bouts in years

will take place this weekend. We should watch it this weekend. As Aero spends junior and Terrence Crawford, we have a lot of work to do this weekend. I don't know if- It's at nighttime. There will be work to do at nighttime. And undisputed Walter Waite Champion,

Aero Spence Jr., not to be confused with Aero Morris, and Terrence Crawford, not to be confused with Terrence Howard. It would be cool if those fellows were fighting. That would be a cool fight to see. In fact, that's kind of my problem with UFC, is that they're all professional fighters. Yeah. If it was two retards, that would be amazing.

Yeah. Just like two old Jewish men or something. Yeah. It should just be people waiting in line for midnight releases at GameStop. Yeah. You pit those guys against each other. People that returns counter at Costco.

Yeah. Yeah. Just in a line that's too long. Yeah. I would love to see those fights. That's who I would want to see fight. That's kind of what bum fights used to tap into. Yeah.

People, people, the bottom rungs of society. Yeah, right. Exactly. Like morally speaking, that must be one of the worst mm-hmm things. Well anyways, Errol Morris Jr. and Terrence Howard clash to crown an undisputed Walter Weight Champion. I'm taking spence.

That's the other day too. A lot of these weight classes and boxing and fighting. They just ran out of words and they just made shit up. Yeah, Walter? Yeah, Walter Ray. We got a good Zoolowather. Yeah. A Dingo Weight.

Yeah. Really, the other one's a Bantam. That's a Bantam, that's not real. That's the tiniest one. Yeah, itingo way yeah, really other ones are Bantam that's a Bantam, that's not real. That's the tiniest one. Yeah, it's like a Bantam wait fighters are like 85 pounds. It's the Filipino boy. Yeah, it's It's back from like that when boxing the golden era of boxing during the Great Depression. Yeah, and there was a guy that was like raised in a can of beans. And he's like, yeah, they call me Mickey,

Mickey the spook, called Donugold. I look 75 years old, but I'm 17. Yeah, yeah. And I had to fight my way out of this neighborhood. Right, yeah. I woke up yesterday at 8 AM. I'm fighting the duck. They got me a ring with a duck.

And I say, you know, there's a thing about ducks, there's a smile. But you know, you get in there, and someone can fly. But you know, that's how life was on the low east side. I woke up at 8 a.m. yesterday to watch a fight that was in Tokyo. The Americans have been linked where was it Gundams? No, it was a guy from Philadelphia versus the guy from Japan and He's the best he's my favorite fighter the Japanese guy He's now taking the title of four different weight classes and this was his fight at 122

Which is the heaviest you're excited about this one? This one is I'm so excited about well The Americans have been linked for a long time and they will finally go head to head in Las Vegas on Saturday with the South Paus putting their titles and unbeaten records on the line I'm taking spence but I love Crawford spence 33 carries wbc w a and i bf belts into the team mobile arena well crofford 35 is a as wb o champion spends as a professional record of 28 and o and crofford is 39 and o yeah aerospense has also been an crazy drunk driving accident

you could also mention the women's world cup for soccer too promo code is t a fs women's world cup that's coming up. what ever happens right now. remember that what was that thing where they're like oh female soccer players should get paid the same as men. did they did they win that? I don't know. that was what's her name? Rapinoe was that was her whole thing. Yeah. Have you ever seen her speech? She gave like a speech. Was she the one that got in trouble for like pulling her like pussy out at the Olympics?

Or is that the only thing? I know that was Brandy Chastain took her top off when we were kids. No, there was, was the other one that one that was like ham something. Mea ham? Mea ham. Yeah, mea ham. Didn't she pull her vagina out and like, she showed off her?

I thought she like opened it at like, the Greeks or something, they're in the Olympics. I think yeah. Yeah, I don't remember. She opened her pussy all the way up out. Yeah. She pulled it. She like opened it.

She pulled it. She pulled it. Yeah. And then blue across the opening. And my like cruise ship noises. Yeah, like a conch show? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I think I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah. I think that, yeah, that's, that, that was like after, that was in 1998, yeah. Clinton was president. Yeah, she went to the White House. She dragged her pussy.

Yeah, I'm thinking, you know, because everybody's upset about trans people in women's sports. They should invent newer sports that are like, you can only play them if you're cis, I guess. Not by restriction, but that there's only physical capabilities that you like the genitals? Like period sledding. You know what I mean? Like you have like rubber knee pads and you have to have your period on a slide

and then it's like a bob sled. Yeah. And like the woman with the heaviest flow have the advantage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm like the same. And then I'm trying that. And then you don't have a gender listed for it at all.

You just call it period. Yeah, guys could try. Yeah, like men are welcome to do. You could drag your bowls on the fucking on the lures or something. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, I would suck. Yeah, like men are welcome to do. You could drag your bowls on the fucking on the lures or something. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, it would suck. Yeah, right.

Or like breast milk sliding. Yeah. Where you have to make breast milk and then slide down a hill with it. Yeah. Like a kind of like a, maybe like a, like a sport where you have to grab someone's penis, you know, like a, you know that Turkish wrestling style?

Yeah. Where's the two guys in Underpants? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you could just do that where the, it's like tight. They're not underpants actually. They're leather capri pants. We have a visitor. Thank you.

Thanks. It's a podcast. Um, we gotta start locking that door. Thanks. It's a podcast. We gotta start locking that door. That happens way too often. Yeah. I also don't understand the no knock. I mean, what if we were therapists? What if there was like a 400 pound manager?

He's like, it was my last time. Again, the guy comes in. He's like, I'm terrified. People will find out that I was molested. Again, the guy comes in, he's like, I'm terrified people will find out, er, that I was molested. Oh, no! Yeah. And it's the fucking Amazon game.

And it's all over again. Another 400 pounds. I watched probably three hours of my 600 pound life. How was it these days? Well, yesterday it was like all the good stories. And those are the only ones I watched. I don't know why, like half the show now is, and maybe it's always been this way. I got admittedly, I'm not a huge, I'm not a 600 pound, let's just say I'm not the biggest

fan of my 600 pound life. But I feel like more often than not, it's like, you know, they like, they're like, it's first of all, someone living in abject poverty. They're like, I got to do something, I I gotta change my life because I don't wanna die. And then they have to get in a van, they put them in like the back of a car and then they have to drive 18 hours to Houston to see that Persian guy.

The Persian life, man. Yeah, and he's like, that's the end thing. Yeah, too much for the bitch to live. And if you want to be a not-fut bitch, you have to make change. And you have to, you need to see, it is maybe 200, maybe 500 pound before we decide,

and then you're not changing that. So you're saying the good episodes, like where they get it together? Well, yeah, and then, but they, it always is, they drive to the doctor just to get weighed, like the initial consultation. So they have to like do this organ trail and then they always show they film the car from behind.

Another thing they do in that show, when they do the like how fat the car is. When they do the initial like confessionals, they have the people sit on like a couch, I guess, and talk about like how eating has destroyed their life. And then they shoot them from like down here. So they make them look as like big as possible.

And I tell you on a 65 inch screen, it's like this massive person. But they have to go for the initial consultation and they get there and then they just weigh them and he tells them they need to lose a bunch of weight and then they have to get back in the car, drive back the fucking Ohio. And then like, try to manage the diet on themselves.

I think the show pays each person like $1,500 and they taped them for a year and then they cover the surgery itself and then the follow-up visits afterwards. But really, they should be covering, that shows massively popular. It's been around for a long time. I'm sure they have a massive production budget. They should be paying for a nutritionist. Because if you just tell somebody that has a crippling food addiction, you need to eat 1200 galleries a day, which is a diet they put them on.

It's insane. Yeah, it's like, you know. That's so hard. And they have to do it for a while too, because they have a lot of weight to lose. It should just be they get a nutritionist also that helps them. And maybe they do. Maybe you just don't see that part.

But anyway, the point is, is watching the show, like it feels like the majority of the time, they go back, they get back in the fucking car, go see the doctor again. And he's like, you only need to know the fact that you found yourself still a fat bitch, so I cannot do a surgery. And then they just send, he sends them home.

And then it's like another year of them doing a diet without much guidance other than like, it seems like they just give them a number, like calorie boss. Oh yeah, and in the meantime, they're like literally in the Stanford prison experiment with cameras all over. Cameras all over them,

but also too, it's like, they're so big that unless you have some kind of industrial scale, they don't know, they're like, like well we're gonna see how much weight I lost and they only get the check like once a year. Well what about like at a county fair like when they like way the big guess they guess they guess for those yeah they guess that's how you win the pumpkin is by guessing the closest you know don't they have like a livestock yeah but they just they just they jut that's big judging, don't they have like a livestock? Yeah, but they just they jut that's pig judging.

I don't know if they have really have a way of weighing. You know, the pigs, they just say that's the biggest, that's the biggest pig to me. It looks like. Yeah, first prize. You think there's like a mean gay guy that's like the best pig judge? Maybe, but it's like look at this bitch over here.

Probably it's like best in show. Looks like you've been eating yeah yeah yeah Tiger Banks is pig contest top pig but yet last night there was a lot of success stories and those are always fun they got they got the surgery they did all right I watched that show what you do with the skin though it's awful they cut it off they cut it off yeah I watch that show and often it you do with the skin though? It's awful. They cut it off. They cut it off? Yeah. I watch that show and often it's like sometimes I feel like, I wish I was 600 pounds just so I could lose the weight.

I started to feel like I could. Like you had a new lease on life? Yeah, I just feel like I accomplished something. Cause I mean, I grew up a little bit, yeah, honestly. I found myself jealous of the 600 pound life people off. That's nice though. Yeah. Well, that's such a tangible problem right in front of you.

Yeah, when it's like something that's not, you can't really put your finger on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it can be fixed by not doing something, you know? By depriving yourself of something. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like a, you know. Well, it's like quitting smoking maybe. But no one celebrates that.

Yeah, right. No one's going to be like, I'm so proud of you. You also can't see it. You can't see somebody in a year and they're like, oh my God, you're not vaping. Yeah, it was a guy Michael on the episode last night. It was very funny because of his size. He was very ashamed about going out of the house. He'd take a son's day where he wouldn't go out of the house, but they have to see him where he goes to meet the doctor

for the first time. And they had already lived in Houston. He goes to meet the doctor. And he's explaining that he hasn't really like going out of the house because he's a shame. And then the wife is like, you know, they're getting ready to go. She's like, you got your hat and you're like, yep. And then he puts on, he's wearing like a bowler hat that with autism puzzle pieces around

like the band. And that's like, I don't want to leave the house. If nobody makes fun of me. We're open to put all of this. Where's the dumbest hat I've ever seen in life? In my life. But that guy did it. He's actually on Instagram, you can look him up.

It's unreal. He's jacked? Or he's just skinny. Yeah, he's lost all the way. He lost 700. I've never watched that show. Is there a common pathology? Do they have feeders in their lives or they went through a trauma?

Yeah, often it requires I think the other person to be enabling them I mean I feel like you know, like older ones I watched there was always like definitely like there was one Where this guy's sneaking Taco Bell into the hospital for is like his wife and the doctor comes in he's like what the fuck Are you a day? How daddy am I? He? I keep him, nobody needs you. And I'm like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey where people are changing their lives. Let's find the least charismatic man in the entire fucking world to be the doctor. He's the doctor for everyone on the show? Yeah, yeah, they always go to him. So he's the one that's making all the money.

He also too, I used to feel like he was in a hospital and now he's in a strip mall somewhere. Really? Yeah. Oh, so it's like a private practice. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he was at some big hospital, like the big old bull, but the Bob's a big boy center, you know, and he rehearsed him.

Yeah, rehearsed him. International hospital. I think I saw only one, but I think it was a woman who lost a child and then the next child, it was his mom who was just enabling it. And she was like, hey, burgers are good for you. Well, often they have a history of sexual abuse or something. Really? Yeah.

And then, obviously further isolation from being so big and being in their house. For being in their house, and then if you find comfort in food, I mean, it's like, like that's the worst addiction to have is food because you need to develop moderation. There's no other addiction like that. Yeah, you can't have like just a little crack. Right, exactly. It's like full abstinence. Yeah, I'm just, I spoke less crack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that sucks man. But I was dying when he put that hat on. You got your hat?

Yep. Is it, okay, also, what percentage of them have normal sized partners? And what percentage of them have also a fellowship partners? Yeah, I don't know, I don't know like a percentage wise. Is it more common that they have a normal size one or more common that they have like a fucking... That's the other thing too, is they all seem to like have relatively stable home or...

Yeah, they have a great... It's also too, it's like shot a certain way. Yeah. You know, they added it to... How do they pay for their like their houses and their food and so on? What do you mean? It just seems like it's like a lot of investment.

They usually have jobs. You know, work from home and stuff. The funniest one was the guy with the red hair whose dad was like, he loved his dad, him and his dad loved each other, they lived together. But he was, he just plays Xbox Live all day long. Play Xbox Live all day long. And let me see if I can find a picture of him sitting in that bed.

It was like one of those bedrooms that you see on Reddit. Where's just a mattress and a TV and a console? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. KC King. It's a cool man. No, I mean this guy, this guy has an insane move. Okay.

Hahaha. This is stressing me out. And yeah, this is stressing me out. Well, it's also not going to understand what his legs are. He looks like fat bastard. Mm-hmm. Seven and a half years. It's literally just fat bastard.

Who plays video games all day? Is he good at gaming? Hey. Has to bathe outside like a pig. Oh, sorry, this was on the series, Family by the Ton. Oh, I spin off of the TLC Reality series, my 600 pound life. So he didn't lose the weight and he got a spin off.

Yeah. There's literally killing these people. Yeah. I mean, the show's like pretty depressing. I mean, they have it. I can't watch it because it's so stressful. Again, I've been in the music as stressful. It makes it more stressful.

I have never watched it consistently, but it seems like there's a therapist on there now that there wasn't before. I don't recall that when watching it years prior. So like drill into the trauma? Yeah, they have a therapist named Mr. Dr. Paradise. Who? Who else? The comes off like he has like a mental insufficiency.

He's like, you know, he's like, so why'd you start eating so much? And then they'll be like, oh, I was molested. And he's like, oh, wow, wow. Okay. So how did that make you feel? And he's always got this weird half smile. It's so stressful. Yeah. And they're like filling up the other side of the room. Mm-hmm. It's cramped.

I mean, that show in hoarders, I just like, I can't. I can't take. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Horders is cool though. That's not good. It's hoarding is cool. I don't know.

I'm sorry, but I don't think that's a disability or uh... problem the whole system and stuff and i have to put on the floor all of society is based around accumulating as much as possible the poopoo the poopoo some poor people always a poopoo at some people figure out a way to do it that threatens because obama's like i can't do that i was a president yet i can't fill my house with stuff. He couldn't do it. I have to keep it in my bank account.

Yeah. Well, too bad. Somebody figured it out. Oh, so now it's a mental issue. It's something they could have. Right thing. But there's always a poo-poo aspect to it. Is there?

There's always shit and like dead things. Yeah. There's always like a biological aspect to it that's like revolting. I haven't watched much hoarders either. Yeah. Storage Wars, I haven't watched much hoarders either. Storage Wars, I haven't watched either. I really had that one.

That shows nice. Storage Wars? Yeah. I kind of don't like that. What? I think it's boring. Yeah, but that's what's nice about it. Yeah.

How boring it is. I would like to do a reality show where you find people that are morbidly obese, that want to change their lives, but they don't want to lose any of the weight. And the show is we attach, see how many balloons we have to attach to them before they're lifted up into the atmosphere. And then their family can just say goodbye to them. Like a, yeah.

Yeah, and they just up. Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, like up. Yeah, yeah. And then the big triumphant moment is when we tie on the final balloon that, like up. Yeah, right exactly. Yeah, like up. Yeah, yeah. And then the big triumphant moment is when we tie on the final balloon that like actually was. And then they wave goodbye.

And everyone's on the ground wave. Yeah, waving goodbye. It's kind of beautiful. And then the credits role was just like disappear. Yeah. With the sun behind them. Yeah, and every episode was the same. The same, yeah.

There's no like narrative arc. No. It's just tying balloons to a family. Yeah. Well, I spent 15 years just bedridden and we've got progressively worse and my husband died. I really don't want to carry on anymore and I feel like I burdened my family. So I decided to consult with doctor now for the balloon treatment. Okay.

So we have to make more balloons. We've got to have them balloons. We're going if you want to be in space, we have to put balloons on you. We have to go to the national weather. We have to have balloons. So you have to lose hundreds, hundreds of pounds before you have a balloon. It's not even like he has an accent because he doesn't speak English. No, it's just lazy. He's just, yeah. He's just lazy, man.

It's fucking insane. And yeah, that's so funny. Like I think if you heard him speak Persian, if you were like a... Do the same thing. Yeah, you'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? He's speaking for us. Yeah, right.

Why is this guy sound like this? And the lazy is Dr. Yarek. And I, and, and, and, yeah, me this? And the lazyest, Dr. Naredek. Yeah, Naredek. And Naredek. Yeah, me, me, me, me. Is he deaf? I've only seen like one episode. Dr. Naredek, Zeridan.

Zeridan. Zeridan. That's such an insane life that that guy has. That he just has to like all day just like look at like those type of bodies. And then lazily tell them to stop eating. What do they have to get down to to get the lap answer. I think 450 pounds.

Is there a reason for that? It's like dangerous otherwise. It's dangerous and I mean, you can't do surgery. Like, you know. It just doesn't work that way. I think that'd be small enough in this. Do they still make shows about this guy's got the biggest balls in America and stuff? I don't know if they ever did a show like that.

They're always like, yeah, like, like body is your favorite. There should be a monster truck that has truck nuts. That'd be so. But just giant nuts. Yeah. That'd be so badass. Yeah.

It's just, yeah. Unnecessarily large nuts. They drag on the ground. Like, they spark while you drive. Yeah, that would be cool. There's always those guys that have to like, put their balls in a wheelbarrow or something or maybe I'm thinking of just one guy.

Yeah. Then movies in the United States, he participated in medical orientation, where he's in Los Angeles, he's in Missouri. And he called it just surgeons. That guy left after the revolution? No. No, he left in 1971. Oh, before?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Move to the United States in 1970. So before the revolution. Yeah. To be a fat doctor. To be America's fat doctor.

Yeah. It's been married to Dolores McRedmond for 27 years. Oh, he got a Irish wife. Oh, his son is a director on the show. So that's probably why he's on the show. It's an inside job. Yeah. That's bullshit, dude. Yeah, Jonathan Nazarathon. John, nothing. No, see, this guy, you're actually anything else. Well, when you Google him, it's his credit is that he's that guy's son. So I don't know, I don't know who was first. Yeah, no, his son started in 2015. So he was on the show first. He got his boy job.

Yeah, my son, he bested it, right? But yeah, the Xbox guy was the best one on the show. Yeah. And his dad was just sending up to Keto's the whole time? Yeah, his dad loved him. Oh, so sad. I'd probably be like that. I think I might be.

If you beat cancer. I think I'm a feeder. Honestly, anytime I'm in a relationship, which is always going to be with another depressed person, constantly, I'm like, you want a little treat or something? I'm always bringing peanut amazons and shit. That's just something like a cat. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe this will cheer you up with some sour patch kids.

They would be awesome if you had a 900 pound wife. Yeah. Yeah. Um, oh wow, he lost all the weight. Who the guy from last night? No, the fucking. Oh, the fat bastard. Oh, we really did. Yeah, he lost all the weight. Who? The guy from last night? No, the fucking... Oh, the fat bastard? Oh, we really did. Yeah, he lost all the weight. I think beating cancer, what you were saying before is like,

oh, you wish you could, I mean, it isn't physical, right? Because you can't see a tumor. But that's like, people have to be happy for you. I don't think I'd beat cancer. I think if I got cancer, I'd just die. Really? Yeah, I don't think I have it in me to beat cancer. Well, it wouldn't be you, it'd be the people that go. I don't think I'd beat cancer. I think if I got cancer, I'd just die. Really? Yeah, I don't think I have it in me to beat cancer.

Well, it wouldn't be you. I'm not gonna go sit and watch a 5K, you know? Or like fucking, I'm not gonna put a bow on my head. I'm not doing anything that shit. Yeah. You know what I mean? I don't want T-shirts. If people are fuck, oh my god, the T-shirts.

Yeah, I'm not doing that. No bumper stickers. I went to my uncle's funerally daughter of cancer. My cousin's in a frat and like, all the, the whole, all the brethren were in the back wearing the t-shirt, holding it down for my cousin. It was like so sweet. Yeah, yeah, but like, that scene in the new in city is where

the, he goes in the bathroom and the kid who died in the frat throwing up Comes he comes back from the dead. That's very scary What I didn't see it the new insidious is good. I heard. Yeah, he's only a scary. Yeah, yeah Mission possible sucked by the way. That's my review. Oh, did it. I love that franchise and it was The longest worst one yet is that the one where he does the motorcycle off the thing That's the thing that that was my takeaway. My dad and I were talking about it afterwards. Seeing him do it six times in that clip,

just the stunt, it just, it doesn't ruin the stunt, but it's not like you're in the theater like, wow, cool. It's way cooler seeing the guy Tom Cruise doing it. The guy that we love doing that that is dead clip is insane But it's while it came out so long ago. I figured that that movie had already come out. I think it came out last year What the it was up? Yeah, it was after top gun came out. Yeah, he released that clip Yeah, and then he released the other clip where he's skydiving and then he's miked and he's like

Thanks for thanks for coming back to the movies. We're gonna save the movies. Yeah, yeah. He's the coolest guy of all time. Tom Cruise fucking rules. He's the coolest guy of all time. We gotta get him on that. I heard.

Okay, well then I won't say it. What? I heard like a, like one of those fifth-hand urban legends about, about how he likes to have sex. And it was, it was also very cool. Well, while skydiving? No.

No, no. Like, just skydiving, just riding a motorcycle off and then just into somebody's pussy. No, no, you're gonna say. I'm not gonna say it. He's a friend of the show. I don't want to, we'd love to have Tom Cruise on. Anyways, we're gonna have, we got this brand call.

Yeah, we have to call it advertiser. Yeah, we have to call it advertiser. Oh, thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. We'll get the better mug soon. Oh, I will be in Washington, DC. I believe the last weekend of August, returning home back to the place from whence weekend. And you're doing big hunt?

Big hunt doesn't exist anymore. What are you doing? I forgot the name of the place. Oh, the comedy loft. Comedy loft. Five shows? Is that a Sean Joyce joint? No, Sean Joyce opened up his own club, I think,

in Adam's Morgan. But I don't know what it's called. I don't know what it's called. I would love to... Shades. Shades. Shades are our boy, Sean Joyce. Sean Joyce inventing the DC comedy scene.

Yeah, the Mastermind, the Architect. Yeah. Does he even do stand up anymore? I think he stopped doing stand up once he started all his rooms. Yeah. But I think COVID kind of, he was running like five,

all those shows were sold out. Mm-hmm. He was doing really well. I think. Yeah. Shout out to Sean. Sean Joyce. Hold on down.

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