The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 17

Episode Date: August 23, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. It's another podcast. I'm here with Nick. We're hot on the case of the Joe and Hunter Biden Corruption allegations. We have a couple big stories that we're going to break today. It's such a fun story. It is fun. It keeps giving.

Yeah, it keeps giving. I think it's Joe Biden's secret emails. Who? It's such a fun story. It is fun. It keeps giving. Yeah. It keeps giving. I think it's Joe Biden's secret emails. Who? Who's emailing his boyfriend? All these guys have secret emails. Now, he used to... He would use the names of black women.

Really? Yeah, Robin Peters and Robin Ware. I don't know if those are black women. Oh, he had one that was just Jay apostrophe Biden. Divided? Yeah. Oh, well, Divided Jackson. And he would use the voice on the phone too.

Yes, I'm a friend of Hunters. Hi, I'm Hunters' best friend. Yeah, all right. Divided. Let me see if I can figure it out. Hey, how are you doing, Honey Child? I'll tell you, honey child. His concept of... I mean, the best thing that came out of that corn pop video was his concept of black society.

It's like in 1945's Delaware. Yeah. Honey Child.'s Delaware. Yeah. Honey, child. Honey, yeah. I called him up and I said, uh, what is it? What part of his face does he touch? I think it's like, yeah, it's as like, nose or as chic or something.

Yeah, he's awesome. That's a very subtle detail about the joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pick the one. Honey, child. He's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, you picked the one. How'd it go? He's awesome. Yeah. He is awesome.

It's gonna be so funny when like in a hundred years, Joe Biden's gonna be like one of those presidents like, like, like Johnson? Well, no, like fucking like, like, like, like, Cornelist, tea, grump feel or whatever or whatever you know like one of these like weird presidents that nobody like who the fuck is who the fuck is Dengus R. Backel a guy that was president for two years during the yeah during the war of 1812. Yeah, yeah Martin van Buren van Buren did stuff though. What did he do? He had chops. He invented all the furniture in the White House. Did he? Yeah, he came up with Chester Fields.

Oh wow. Wow, Martin. Yeah, yeah. He was like a interior decorator and president. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait until we have the first gay president. And then we read it. Oh, wow. I know, but the first, first fella, what do you call it? First boy. Oh, yeah.

What do you call that? I guess just the first husband. Yeah, the first, yeah, the first husband, Mayor Pete. The first man. Mayor Pete is the Republicans version of a gay candidate. He is, he is the least gay version of like Alan Keys or Herman K. He just the least gay. He's the gay version of Alan Keys or Herman Kay. He just doesn't have swag. Yeah. Yes, he is exactly. He is like a, right. But he's a less funny.

He's the kind of guy that if you're like a homophobic, you would point to him be like, I know this guy. Right. Yeah, yeah. I have this guy. Right. Yeah, yeah. I have gay friends. Yeah. It should be the biker from Tom of Finland this president and his cop friend, this is his husband.

He should just have the biggest lump under his pants. Yeah, if we had president, leather daddy Tony the tiger, it was a cartoon tiger with a giant dick. Yeah, that would be awesome. Exactly. They want someone that takes the box of the money. Our policy towards China would just be, show them a picture of the president, and then they would capitulate to anything. It would be funny if like, in the classic politician style, like Pete, like code switches, but with you know how like Obama would be at a black church And he'd go like real pastor or any good. He'd be in the South and go like yeah, yeah

No, I can't wait to get some chicken and waffles. Yeah But if Pete did that Pete went to the Folsom Street fair in San Francisco And he just completely code switch. Yeah, but with like still the lack of charisma that he still yeah San Francisco used to serve Kant yeah To all the To all the bottoms the gossips. He's so much anger in his lips He there is like a there's a blackness inside of him Yeah, and that's not a race thing.

There's a darkness. There was one debate where you could see him like his hand behind the stage. Well, he hated, what's her name? From Minnesota, they hated each other. She hated Pete. Flow from progressive. And no.

Oh, the big bitch. No, no, no. The lady from Minnesota that was running as a centric. Susan Corpulent. I don't remember. No, she was a big that lady from Minnesota that was running as a centric. Susan Corpulant. I don't remember. No, she was a big piece of Susan Corpulant.

And then they were like, yeah, she's like throwing her staffers through the wall. Yeah, yeah. She was like, you sure as staffers, you know that? Yeah, fucking pick a month. She had like, she was kind of awesome. Yeah. She was like, uh, Where the hell is my sandwich?

She's fucking right through the window. Mm-hmm. You know, I need my sandwich. Yeah, but she never got a cabinet post. I got to probably piss some people off. Yeah, club a char, club a char, yeah. Amy, Amy, club a char. Yeah, her whole thing was kitchen, table, conversation.

Who did I meet that liked her? It was exactly the type of woman you'd expect. It was like someone's like sister or something. I love Klobuchar and they were like that's awesome. Yeah you would. It sounds like a Pokemon. Yeah. Klobuchar. Oh man. It's kind of like Globe Trotter. Yes. Yeah. It's like the Japanese like a fuck up translation. Yeah, Global Charter. Yeah, there was a Harlem Globe Trotter's video game

that Japanese would be. Rumor Karoo. Global Charter. Global Charter. Ready to fight. Yeah. Yeah. Jaime.

Yeah, would be a Jaime Global Charter. Jaime. Hey me. Yeah, we'll be a Hamey Club at your. Hamey Club at your. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is she a fire? Hamey. He's a fire. Hamey Club at your. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she hated Pete, I remember. She would like, stand next to him and be like, I can't stand it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, the two of them have very much like fighting over who's the boss of the class project. They're, yeah, they're both the kind of the same person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean the two of them have very much like fighting over who's the boss of the class project They're yeah, they're both the kind of the same person. Yeah, right different version. I'm putting my name first I race my hand first. Yeah Yeah, I really we just need these fucking primaries to kick off dude. I

Need some good TV again. Did anyone watch the Republic in debate? I think I have four people. There was one. I think so, yeah. There's one coming up. There's one coming up. I know Trump's not participating. But what the fuck is the point of a Republican debate

at this point? I guess because they need a candidate, right? For the right. Yeah, but nobody, are there undecided Republic? I don't pay attention to anything. I'm sure there are. I just stereotype people. No, we need it for TV, because it's a show

that we get every four years that we love. I have to say that, and I think I will be watching them. What are they even talking about? I watch every single one. Yeah. Yeah. I can just one guy yelling about trans people, and the other guy being like, yeah, great,

but the vaccines. Yeah, yeah. Yeah the other guy being like, yeah, great, but the vaccines. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And it's like, what does it have to do with the economy? Right, exactly. Did they even talk about the economy anymore? If they don't let Trump, it's going to be the ratings are going to be like through the

floor. Well, Fox News is like, they're at war with them now. Why? Just make peace. Give us what we want. Because he costs them $750 million. He's just awesome. He's an unstoppable force.

He's destroying Fox News, destroying everything in the world. Three quarters of a billion dollars. Destroying America. And Tucker's job. And their prime time store. He just, and also too, It's like all the things he does that are bad or just the things career politicians do He just fucking says that he's doing them. I know. He's like I'm gonna go rape this bitch real quick. Yeah watch me He's just loud about it. Yeah, right. Yeah, he's like we stole over two billion dollars from Saudi Arabia by influence paddling You're supposed to quote you special whisper they say they want to murder a journalist. I said give me two billion

I said give my give my he steps on two billion dollars. You can murder whoever you want to he We got to get him back. Yeah. It was crazy that like, when what's the name Ariel Pink came on the show, he was like, he was like, yeah, Don Jr., he's next up, he's got the sauce. No. It was like the worst take I've ever heard.

Yeah, that's weird, larval man. That's strange. His arm like take. Which one is the one that looks really fucked up? Eric? No, there's one, the girl. I think it's Don Jr. Don which one is the one that looks really fucked up? Eric no, there's one the girl. I think it's Don Jr Don Jr Is the one that doesn't look like him the other one looks like the fucking failed clone Eric is blonde Eric is the failed clone. Yeah, Don Jr. is like

He's like maroon like comic Sean Connor Remember that comic Sean? O'Connor? He was like boys with Sean Patton. He was a guy that was like one of the... He was around. He was like on the come-up when we moved. He's an LA guy though.

Yes, he's a guy. I always thought Eric Trump looked exactly like him. They've been a little bit. Yeah. I think they were a little similar quality. Yeah. He's funny. Yeah, that guy's funny.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I just like, we need these people back. Yeah. I mean, like... I think they're not going to be good. It's like, there's no... No, I mean, it's like, it's, it's, it's, if they're gonna be bad, it might as well be fun.

Exactly. Yeah. We need that. I mean, like, it was so awesome. It was so funny. I hope January 6th happens again. I hope Trump runs again, loses like, but he gets like 20,000 votes.

And then he's like, there's still an even harder this time. I'm not fucking. They just, they had this time they actually killed the people. And then he's still like, it's fine. I don't understand how this is a crime. I don't understand what's wrong with him.

He doesn't go to jail. All right, yeah. Oh my God. You think he's gonna go jail? I really, I've said it before, but I just, I don't, I really am not paying any attention to him. I'm not.

Because it's every single time they told us, it's rap. My man slides out. Yeah. All I care about are these debates. You gotta let my man in the debates. Yeah. You have to let him in there. Yeah. He's a fucking storm. Yeah. All I care about are these debates. You gotta let my man in the debates. Yeah. You have to let him in there. Yeah. He's a fucking star. Yeah. It's the best show that we that we get every four

years. We didn't get last time. I don't want them to ruin our show. It's the best. You can't do the pandemic. We didn't really get a lot of him. No, but he was working the road. I kind of want to go back. You're in COVID. He was working the road still. He killed her. I fucking. He should really. He should have died for what. He should just release a special. He's doing stadiums. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the video of the plastic straws is like, this is just this is this is what stand up is now. 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Plastic forks knives. That's all fun. The straws, they got to go. Yeah, he's mad at faucets, right?

No, he thinks Biden has made all the faucets pussy. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. He used to be twice as much water. Like it's just like it is literally the ramblings of like fucking like it will stand up comedy. It's stand up comedy. It's a false premise. And then not even with your own false premise and then, not even, with your own false premise, you don't need it.

It's deliberate, misunderstanding. It's deliberate, misunderstanding. Of your own false premise. Your own false premise. Yeah, that's all stand up comedy is. And your guys love it. His guys just love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, he was doing fucking like 50,000 person, like, speeches000 person speeches, peak COVID, killed Herman K. Oh yeah. Like, so awesome. So awesome. Everyone's at home in their apartments that like tweeting about how this is so stressful.

Oh yeah, right. And how this is so unfair to me. Yeah. Trump was like literally, yeah, you had like fucking like journalist, Twitter people, just like stressing out about like being around their kids and not getting any peace and quiet. Yeah. And this guy's just living his dreams as the last comedian in America.

Yeah. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, dude, he fucking, we can get him in those debates again. Now I want to go back and watch the few debates that did happen from 2020. Because it's mostly just Trump saying all this Hunter Biden stuff that is now true. Oh, in the debate. Yeah. I thought that he went, well he did mention it.

He's like, yeah, Hunter made it. And they only debated once. He's like, Hunter, Hunter made it. And they only debated once. He's like, Hunter, I wasn't twice. Biden got the facelift and then they like pumped him full of the Drenekroam. And then he came out hot. He was like, well, you ever shut up, man? Yeah, that was a big line.

Yeah. Biden like had like one last job. He really just like, he, his brain is just like a- They should let them both be president. I would love it. Yeah. I would love it. We should have it be like an ancient Rome.

You know what they had? They had two like emperors. Yeah, it was the one's the triumph for it. It was three guys, right? I think. I don't know. It's was three guys ran thing uh... i don't know i'm mostly based off the tv show i don't know shit your magnus pompe and julie cesar were the two guys at the time

and julie cesar was at war and uh... the senate was like uh... conniving the tailgum yeah they're like like cesar spent too much money for his war and gall. Caesar was gone for 12 years and he comes back and that's when they, they, uh, can't wait no, that has to be after because that was, well they killed. They killed Caesar. Yeah, I don't know.

But I thought there were two guys or there was a, or maybe it was fucking, I think after Caesar was three guys, they had a senate and then they had the emperor. But prior to that there were two, because at the start it was Romulus and penis. Romulus penis. Trambrite, because there's two balls. And one, yeah it was a dick and two balls. Yeah, yeah.

That really should be how. And all of them were like, I'm the dick. How funny would you be as a child? How society was structured and you were like, there is no such thing as a patriarchy. You know, we, there is, well, we elect a penis. That's just a name.

It's just a title. And then he has two, the testicles. It's just a title. Yeah. Testicle Biden, this question is about the economy. You have been eating your own cum, which a lot of people are excited about. Yes, I have. We love Biden.

I love Biden. We're just putting it in the freezer. They just don't let him speak enough. Yeah. He's just, he's awesome. Yeah. They like wheel them out every two months. But when he does speak, it's perfect.

They're awesome. Yeah, there's a video of your son fucking a seven-year-old girl and holding up a check that says to Joe and Hunter Biden from The Joker of Ukraine What are your comments on this is like I love ice cream. Yeah, I love a big ol Nothing better than a waffle cone You're about a waffle cone All right. Ah. All right.

See you later, man. I do think, functionally, he is the best president of our lifetime. Yeah. I think kind of, and what do you mean? In a way. He got out of Afghanistan. The longest war.

Yeah, but then started Ukraine. Well, it's like Afghanistan ended to start you. We're just lipid weapon. Yeah. We're not fucking like sending people ending that's what he gets ending Afghanistan good if it's not immediately followed by another war. We got to sell guns. Yeah, I guess that's our that's one of our made businesses. Speaking of selling guns, I am super excited to attend the new Taylor Swift concert. No, you're selling guns in the lot? I'm purchasing guns, which is unrelated to attending the new Taylor Swift.

What? Taylor Swift. I'm excited to see Taylor Swift with my brand new gun. And I've been looking to find the best deal on Taylor Swift tickets. And the way to do that is going on Seat Geek. Seat Geek. I actually used a lot and guess what guys,

it's not for fucking nerds, it's for cool people. Yeah, I know, I don't know why they chose the name Seat Geek. It's not for you. You think what is this, a nerd app? To go to what, the furry convention. You know, you could actually go to cool. Which there was this? A nerd app? To go to what? The furry convention? No. You could actually go to Coolidge.

Which there was, there was, you were right. There was a separate furry convention other than the LGBT, NGLCC convention. There was an LGBT Chamber of Commerce event at our hotel. Yeah. And they were throwing. Well, that was massive. Those huge.

Well, cause that's cats such a wide net. Any business that a gay person works at? Yeah. That's gotta be every business. Yeah, it's gay to have a business. Well, no, I mean, there's gotta be at least one. Gay person. At any business?

Yeah. Well, I think it's about gay owner. Maybe gay owner. Anyways, that was a massive thing. But I saw a couple of furries there And I thought oh these are that's the type of gay that's for the bit Chamber of Commerce. That's for the Chamber of Commerce. I thought it was but the NG N whatever the fuck it is NGLCC thing that ended and there were still furries around yes

Yeah, it was that we're talking about our host home Denver this weekend It was a mixture of us people in town for a What's his name? Ed Sheeran Sheeran concert and Ferries and the LGBT Chamber of Commerce all four types of gay people represented us and cheering fans. Yes, us fans Ferries and fans, us fans, us fans, the furries, and regular gay businesses. I got to say the vibes were good. The vibes were really good. It was very positive.

That might have been the gaiest weekend of all time. It was? I didn't even have to do any stuff. Better than that all guys crews that Stephen found. Did you see that website? The guys only crew. Yeah. Dude, they had a frequently asked questions section on that website and one of the top questions was do I have to be jacked to go on the cruise?

Do I have to be fucking ripped to go on the cruise? What they say, no. They're like, well it says the answer is very funny, but it's like what do you mean very, you wrote the question? Yeah, it's the question to yourself. Yeah, yeah but it's like what do you mean very you wrote the question yeah it's the question to yourself yeah yeah it's a rhetorical yes ha ha anyways there you go again at him at this weekend if you were going to Denver you could use seat geek to go to any one of the four gay events they were having in Denver yes especially the Nick Mullin show

yeah and oh just as I said, this weekend, the 24th to the 26th, I'm in Washington, DC. I had so much fun doing the special. I don't even want to release it. Why? Because it's, you know, I'd rather have it, you know, it's just why I don't take pictures, either. Well, I have to tell you something.

I'm paying Steven to edit my feature that I'm going to release it before you. I'm going to say, full special Adam Friedland. If anyone copies after this. Ah, ah, ah. So maybe I'll prohibit you, you know. So the worm has learned to make its own webs. The worm is eating its ass.

The worm eats its own ass. Ah, so the worm eats its own ass. I see. At Seek Geek. At Seek Geek. At Seek Geek own ass. I see it. That's seed geek. That's seed geek. That's seed geek. I actually just use seed geek, guys. I went to a New York Metz fan.

Well, real quick, let's say this. Go ahead. Today's video is sponsored by SeatGeek. Thank you. With over 28 million downloads. SeatGeek is the number. You know what, you know what SeatGeek would be a good name for?

Stephen Hawking. Yeah. I feel like it's meant to star on board. Yeah, well, because, you know, I feel like Princess Lay is about to give you a medal. Oh yeah, I mean, I mean, it was right there. You know, he's just fucking,

in a wheelchair. We're just having fun, wheelchair we're just having fun he's a great having fun yeah hey video sponsored by SeatGeek with over 28 million downloads i'm so brain damage for making holocaust jokes that anytime i see any any number of million

i'm like no like the yeah right literally it's just five just brain damage with over 28 million downloads SeatGe geek is the number one rated ticketing app there are more than seventy thousand events every single day on seek geek including concerts sports festivals and more like the furry convention yes maybe not maybe i would maybe yeah maybe that's more um okay so talk about a live event you have attended or excited to attend that's you you. You did. You went to my went to a meds game. I got you didn't invite me.

You were... Lies. I was with Tommy and Phil. Lies. You just didn't invite me. You went to Chappelle at MSG last night. Didn't invite me. And you were like, well, you were making dinner. You didn't even fucking, of course I was making dinner. There was no plan. I got you seats for tonight.

We have to, we're excited to get this fucking episode done with. We're finishing the episode, the next episode. The channel is gonna be, oh, we're ready to announce it. I said it in Denver. You said it, you've been telling everybody. I said it in Denver because I wanted to give them a little special treat for coming to your special. All right.

Anyway, well now everyone gets a special treat. Now everybody gets a special treat. We're gonna finish the episode today. Hopefully it'll be out beginning in the next day. The delay has mostly been wanting to make the two bigger things that we can, which is now fully complicated by this, the strikes and casting people and stuff.

We're gonna have to do a dial-down version, which sucks, because that's my only contribution to the show anymore. No, it's not. I mean, it literally is. The interview's gonna be great. The interview, we're very happy with the intros. Very good too. We're very excited.

We have to do it today. Anyway, we're doing it today. I'll tell you this. We have to say, it's not, we're doing it today. I'll tell you this. We haven't, all you have to say is, it's not about production value or anything like that. We just, good or bad, it'll be fun. Oh, you were in Chicago when I went to the Mets game. No.

I think you were. Oh no, you were Maryland. You're now scanning through a schedule, trying to peg this meds game that you did. You were Bar Mitzvah. You did not invite me to, for any excuse as to why I was not invited. I should have been invited to you.

What do you think? Going to see grandma on the hospital meds game. Which one am I gonna pick? Obviously. What have been way better than going to your house. And you didn't even fucking a hospital. You didn't even offer. Well, you're with your family, is it?

That doesn't count. The hospital doesn't count. The hospital counts as family. I was looking for any excuse to get out of that. I tried to put myself in the hospital. And here would have been a good excuse. I could have given it to you. Adam got three tickets for $40 each. Guess what?

Face value? When I download the tickets, they're $100 tickets. I got a great deal on Seaky. And guess what? The way you get a great deal on Seaky is that they rank every single one of the deals. So it's on a scale of like 10.

So that deal was like a 9.8. So they were like, you've, listen, you fucker by these tickets right now. Otherwise you're an idiot. Yes, I actually got the tickets on sword buyers guide magazine. Give it a reading of by now, which is practically their highest rate.

Yeah, yeah. It is, it is very convenient. I've used it a ton of times. I've gone to Nick's games on Seaky. It's pretty much if I'm getting tickets for a live event at Seaky. I mean, that's not even because they're sponsoring us today. It's just a very convenient and...

It's got to be better than Ticketmaster, which is... Yeah, there's no... Are they in trouble? Ticketmaster? No, I think the government constantly like, I ain't paying this for Lana Del Rey. But we're gonna take you to the cleaner son. I think ticket masters in trouble for the Lizzo thing, no?

I don't know. Shit, the tickets should be called ticket slave is how I feel with these prices. With these fucking prices. That's true. The fees. The fees. The fees. Talking about live event, the meds game, you did that.

You're more excited to go see Lana Del Rey. Through Seat Geeks. You're big fans. We're big fans. To show the app on your phone and scrolling, Adam, if you want to pull that up, don't. Adam will be to show the app on your phone and scrolling. Adam, if you wanna pull that up, don't. Adam will be pulling up the app on his phone and scrolling. I don't know if our cameras can cover that.

What? But Adam did genuinely, all of these advertisers are like, oh, you have to have like a personal endorsement. And truth be told, 95% of the time, I'm like, I can't get enough of this soap for your asshole, guys' asshole soap. And there's no way, it's not coming out of the packaging. I'm not using that shit.

Let me find this app. But he really did, you see, that is a genuine personal endorsement, it's good for meds games. I don't really don't know how to buy tickets for stuff. So this would be, this one's good for me because it seems like the only option. Okay, the nationals are coming to visit the Yankees right? Starting at two dollars I can get grand cent level tickets.

Two dollars. Yeah. That was a sea keek. I'm not going to go. Yeah so you can see I'm going to be in Washington DC. But Yankees game for two dollars. Two dollars. Artists.

And that's ranked at 9.2 level deal yeah artists at the at like Drake the 1975 and the Jonas Brothers and Beyoncé are on tour and you don't want to miss that 1975 enemy of the show oh is our friend oh is it oh right. Yes, he is our friend. The enemy is the enemy. The enemy is the one that we're in. I'm not excited.

I'm not excited to see Taylor Swift. I'm not excited to see Taylor Swift. I'm excited to see the 1975 via SeatGeek and Taylor Swift. But yeah, 1975, go see Maddie. Yeah. Or you could be like us and we could just, we could fucking call him. We could be like, hey.

So we call him, right? It's your good friend. Can we just go see your show for free? For free. And he'll say, you know what? You might as well use SeatGeek because that, that'll get me an even better deal. Mm-hmm. A better deal, using SeatGeek, then free.

Better than free. Better than free. Which wasn't that, everybody wants to be closer to free. What is that? Um, laundry. Everybody wants to be, but about about everybody. You know, that song from the 90s, it was just everything. Oh, it's like mighty, mighty Boston. It's got, isn't it? Yeah. What is that song? I never had to knock on one. Everybody want everybody to... You know that fucking song?

Gonna get it right out of here, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop. No, it's rude to do that when someone's trying to remember a song and you're saying other songs. No, when you're doing to do that, closer to free, song by Bo Dienes. How do you know all this kind of crap? Because I was a lot to these years. They got a sketch at the beginning of the music video. What is it? What is it?

It's part of, maybe it's the party of five theme song. Do those two mature for me. What is it? Yeah. Party of five was such a depressing show. Someone gets cancer. No, it's like both their parents die and then the older brother has to raise them. That's kind of cute.

Yeah, I don't know. It's about family, resilience. But every episode is like, we don't have any money, so we're gonna have to wear flannel. We're gonna have to wear flannel. We're gonna have to be grunge-style. We're gonna have to burn the flannel. Just, in the middle. What would it mean if our friend sends me this gif?

And it's our friend who's telling me that I was embarrassing all of a sudden. Hold on. Shane is saying it? Yeah, what does this gif mean? The morning after gif. Shane's sent this? He just sent me that This is like an aunt this like someone for like I that's like it really into the office Today's episode is brought to you by C.T. and party of five

Yeah, anyways, you know that song. What do you think, what does this mean? I don't know, but that is like, that's like a fucking... Should we call it an HR manager at the Card Deal? Yeah, it's like an sex item. Yeah, yeah. What is Shane typing on his phone? Puppy's quake.

Puppy question mark? Puppy question mark, Joe. Should we call him and get to the bottom of it? No, we gotta finish this read here. Oh, Seaky. So if you want artists like Drake, the 1975, the Jonas Brothers, which are people still, who's, the Jonas Brothers fans gotta be 37 years old

this boy? I told you that Brandon Wardell brought over the youngest brother, the one that's not in the band, and he stormed out of my house at a disgust for me. Why? I offended him. How? But I said two things.

But first, he was trying to remember Jonas Brothers songs and you were doing bids and stuff. I said, when you were like a kid, you're ever got like, do you ever get like, you asked him if he was molested. No, I was like, well, you're like, yeah, he was offended. I was like, do you ever like, yeah. He walked out of my house.

This guy who was most likely, I was like, do you ever get chicks like from, like from your brothers being famous? And he was like, that's actually a really offensive question. Yeah. It's like not a, it's just a stupid question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I think someone said the,

the bat, the r, about mentally handicapped people, and then he got really mad. And he was like, my brothers have done so much work with the make of wish. My brothers, the Jones. And you know what? They're still not better. So good job. Thanks, Jones brothers.

You got really, really good. You've done absolutely nothing to cure. Yeah. There's no, I don't think there is anything to risk. You just sang it, man. They just sang it, those kids. Yeah, right. And I don't think make a wish is for that. You know, he's done more illness.

You know, he's done more for them than anybody in the Biscoe. That company has done. That company has done so much for that community. And where's the thanks? So they're youngest brother, Brandon brought him over and he got really mad about those two things. And then he was like, you know what, I'm gonna go. And I was like, all right, dude.

I didn't, thanks Brandon for bringing this fucking guy. That's cool. Luckily, you're never gonna see his name on Seed Geek. No. Because he's the one, he's the serious. He's the serious brother. The serious brother. Yeah.

He's an academic. Yeah. Should we start a boy group called the serious brothers? Like a Theoros Firus kind of thing? Yeah. Yeah. Look at me right now, I'm being serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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So you said that already. So look for the green dots. Green means good, bread means bad. Now I don't understand why would they say something being sold on their website is bad though. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's so you can get comparison.

They say look, then- It feels good to be like getting the- I'm sure they did a lot of research and they said look, you know, obviously what we're selling is the best ticket prices. So we want to put those there, but if you put the bad ticket prices next to it, then psychologically you get an under, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. And Segi, because you only cite that lets you return your tickets ahead of the event with swaps and swaps is in capital letters. So I'm sure that's a proprietary type of thing. The ticket swap technology. Swap technology. Yeah. They've got swap technology yeah so they got deal rating

technology yeah so let's say you bought tickets to Taylor Swift right and then again what's that he said he was gonna bring gum let's say you bought tickets to Taylor Swift he said it and then two days before the Taylor Swift concert, you see her fan base engaging in anti-semitism homophobia. And you say, I don't know if I can support this. So instead I'm going to see the 1975. Then you find you love Jews. You find the woman on, yeah, in 1975, that stands for, like instead of paying $20. You got a deal? Fuck, what's wrong with you?

I don't know, I keep, I got some of my throat. Yeah, you find a Taylor Swift fan who is like, well, I don't want to support anti-annuit or whatever. And she has 1975 tickets. You guys do the swap. You do the swap. You guys see the other one. And then in meeting up, I'm assuming all the swaps

happen in real life. It just gives you a change under a bridge. Yeah, you click, I want to swap. You have this stuff. Do you have this stuff? And then it gives you a parking garage and sets a time like 2 a.m. And you're like, I'll be holding a red rose right please show up and dodge dynasty with the seats

Yeah in a briefcase from 1970. Yeah, yeah, and and then you can swap them and then you meet the lovely girl Yeah, you meet a girl. Yeah, do the red rose thing. That's how I met my girlfriend Yeah, that was wild that there were like three articles, maybe there's only one, there were like a new type of relationship, Adam Friedland show, boyfriend, Taylor Swift girlfriend. I'm like, is everything now just need to be like viewed through the lens of like, like memafide,

everybody has to fit into a emergent meme always. I think it's cool. It can't just be a thing that happened. I think it's cool. Okay, whatever. That's a cool, it sounds cool. Okay, well then I will go fuck myself. No, you don't have to go fuck yourself. How would you even do that?

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Yeah, you're gonna be relaxing. You use the whole row. You can have diarrhea in your pants You it's like you have your own row on the fucking plate. You do three seats here, three seats here, three in the back, three on the other side. And then you have diarrhea in the chair and you just wink at the woman around. Well, I'm gonna have diarrhea zone. Yeah, I create my own box. Bring your own plexiglass and create your own sky box at the Yankees game. And then you just suffocate in there. Yeah. Yeah. And then they'll put you in monument row. In fact, what you can do is you go to the

Yankees game, per the contract, it says you bought seats. Yes. Right? Now tickets, you buy seats. Bring a socket and ratchet, and say, take the seat with you from Yankee Stadium. I think there's nothing in the rule book when they stop you, point to the contract. I paid for a seat. It's got the number on it,

the number corresponds to my ticket. If you want to take this to the fucking attorney general's office. Let's take it to the fucking attorney's office. Is that what you want? Because I know Loretta. You know her? I know Loretta. You know, Loretta. Is it still her? Linch?

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Yeah. Okay, yeah. I'm gonna cut, yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good on that. Everybody wants, okay. So that was technically, we gotta figure out how to speed that up because that was technically a,

how many more reads do we have? That was a 23-minute long read that's awesome What do you mean you wanted to say more shit about hunter? Well, if we have another read that one That one would need to start and will adjust yeah 10 minutes ago 11 minutes ago. We can space them out Yeah, I guess we could put that in slot four. Yeah, right. You know, which is at what? 48 minutes. Then we could cruise. Oh my God.

It's dead. Yeah, it's dead. Well, Joe's over, folks. Joe's fucking over. What do you mean by that text? The puppies? I have no idea, just ignore him. He just kept saying I was embarrassing at last.

Just ignore it. He just gives a fuck. Who cares what he thinks? It doesn't matter. Well, I've wanted Dave Spell, they got cool. I don't know. Did you say something? Let me see the exchange.

Because you only showed me that. He just texted me that. And then I said, no, I said, hello, fg. I said, was it that that bad give me the phone. Let's see here. He's asked me this morning. No, okay.

The pump is me. Yeah, let's see me get a jiffy back. There we go. I'm sending him this. What are you gonna say to him? There we go. Pokemon? No, you. What are you going to say to him? There we go. No. Pokemon? No, you're going to. No, you're even. I'm going to say. It's Pikachu saying haters going to hate. That's cute. He looks really cute in that actually. Pikachu. Pikachu. You ever dated a girl like that? A Pikachu? Where she can only say her own name

in different intonations? No. Jessica! No, but I did see a field trip. Jessica! A field trip, man only disabled adults coming to Santa Bon this week. Pikachu style, guys.

I don't know, they're man only disabled people. I feel like I would love a job like that. Maybe not adults. To be like a what, like a... A field trip guy. A field trip guy. The dream job for me, and I think I've said this on the show, is working at like a woodland kind of education center.

Yeah, park ranger. No, not park ranger, but schools bring field trips and I live there. It's like probably 500 acres and there's hiking trails and there's like, you know, they have like rescue animals and I don't work on the animals. I'm just the field trip guy. So I can go around. I can be like, this is this is actually an Italian owl So it lives off spaghetti or I thought to announce in the hospital. Oh, you'd be funny about it Yeah, I thought I thought it ate spaghetti and this actually was it so how would it be actual education? It would be a be actual education. I had fun there'd be balloon animals and shit

I'd fucking I'd have fun with it, dude The owl isn't Italian. I would love to do like a do like a shit. I'd fucking, I'd have fun with it, dude. But the owl isn't a town. I would love to be like a bill and I thing and be out in the woods. And you wouldn't be allowed there. So none of your like, but so what is it? None of that attitude. Why can I go?

I would take my family. You'd be completely, you'd be like, I'd take my family to see my old friend Nick. First of all, you know, you would be. He devoted himself to like a noble cause. You would be allowed to come to the nature, the area, whatever you call that, a reserve, preserve, whatever the fuck you call, a big wooded area

where you go on field trips and they have animals there. Do you have a vent space? I don't know, but people can book out. It would be a lot of the cause. I'm gonna book my wedding there. There would be no overlap. And you'd have to attend. There would be no overlap between the field trips

in your presence because of your biting comments, seeking to undermine. I think people like the one thing I found where I feel like I'm actually contributing something. What are you talking about? You could come, you could come hang out, but you are not going to be privy to you. But I wouldn't tell them that you're a bad feel to you.

You'd be sitting there snickering the entire time, acting like a fucking asshole. You're not coming. You're not coming. You think I'm a, you're not coming on the field. Do people think I'm an asshole? More of like a snake than an asshole. Yeah, I get that sneaky snake.

Yeah, you're a, that's like a, That's like a... That's like a... It's like a semitrism, huh? No, an asshole is a guy that like kind of like, you know, he's addicted people, but he gets his way. You're sort of like... Yesterday, brace was telling me I'm rude yesterday.

I ran and he lives in my neighborhood. You are rude. He's like, yeah, well, you're rude. You are rude. I'm nice to my friends. You're like you're very a loof. You don't listen to people. I'm just that I'm just a That's just me like being in my own hat. That's that's being up my own ass. That's what's called being selfish Yeah, but a loof is more like you don't merit listening. No. You know what I'm just like to criticize him that,

what was it, I'm gonna kill myself, dude. I'm gonna kill myself, you know what's the hell we gonna do? What's the big orson well, so this criticism of, what's it, Woody Allen? You shit on Woody Allen. He's like, yeah, I hate this.

I hate this kind of guy. The like false modesty neurotic guy. It's like that's just masking like, just outsize narcissism. The guy that's like, oh, you know, kind of down on himself. He said about Woody. He said about Woody, yeah. Well, the movies are funny.

Yeah, sure, whatever. I watched the player again last night. We love it. It's a great movie. We love it. Yeah. It's with that era of like the Spago era of like Old Hollywood.

The bridge. The Armani power suit, like era early 90s. You know what's interesting? So the player came out in 1992. And we were. We were talking about the swing revival being as much as... Yes, the player came out in 1992. And we were talking about the swing revival being ushered in by the movie The Mask

and then blown out by swingers, and Math 1994. Player 1992, and I learned that the player, the production design, was like specifically meant to evoke the 1930s, but not in an oppressive way. So I always thought watching it that this was just a straight-on interpretation of contemporary fashion in 1992, but it wasn't actually. It was specifically designed to evoke that 1930 stuff. So it might have been the player that sort of ushered in this like 1930s big suit kind of deco or a bod.

People dressed like that though. Already prior to that. I think so. Those big suits, because they're all custom made. My theory is this. Yeah. It is the suits got big as society followed,

as the suits got bigger, it was the hand fit the glove. With the glove fit the, I don't know what that means really. But they were like, damn, look how big these suits is getting. They were like, we better get back into like a suit, riot. That's what I'm saying. But it was, I guess it was the player that Osherd in the big suits, which then Osherd in the swing arrival two years later.

So it was led initially by, the player is responsible for the mask is what I'm saying. Yeah, so Robert Altman sort of created Jim Carrick, his character, the mask, the mask. And then it's Wiggler's. Yeah, he should have done the mask. Robert Altman, everyone's talking about him sick, yeah.

Dude, that movie is so good, the player. Yeah. Wait, who's sending the letters? What's the answer at the end of the movie? You never see it. You never see it at the end of the movie. No, no, no. What's it? MacGuffin or something?

MacGuffin. Gins? What do you mean MacGuffin? Ginsburg? MacGuffin. Is the name of the guy sending the letters? No, MacGuffin is like a... It's like the entire movie you're like expecting to find something out you never do.

Oh, it's a cock. It's a cock did it a lot. Oh, okay. Is it Muguffin? Yeah. Muguffin. Yeah, I didn't... What you sort of do, but only over the phone.

At the end of the movie, so you think you... he finally gets called in for the police line up, and then the witness identifies the cop, blah, blah, and then they just end up having to drop it. And then it cuts through a year later, and the movie within the movie is coming out. And his dispute with, like, what's his name? Peter Gallagher's character never really goes anywhere. The movie ends up being accessed, but he gets promoted higher in the company since he originated the idea. Nothing to do with it.

Yeah, yeah. His ex-girlfriend, the only person that he has... Who gets promoted? Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson. His ex-girlfriend, who's the only person at the beginning of a movie that he has seems to have any kind of meaningful

emotional relationship with. She gets fired and leaves her to fuck the woman that whose boyfriend he murdered. And then, and then it just, it's him going back home this year and she's pregnant, he gets a phone call from me. He's like, yeah, I got a story before you, it's about a shithead exec who,

he's getting harassed by a writer. So he thinks he can front somebody, murder's the wrong guy. And then he's like, so now the rest of the story is, you know, blackmail and you know, worried about it. And then he goes, he goes, but there's a surprise to us. He's like, what's the twist? He's like, he gets away with it.

And he's like, can you guarantee me that ending? He's like, yeah. And he's like, if you can give me a deal, he's like, yeah, we got a deal. If you can guarantee me that ending, he's like, great. Yeah, we'll do it. And then he just goes home to the wife is pregnant. So he just buys his way out of it. That's awesome.

Yeah. But it wraps up in like two seconds. That's awesome. It's like a single punchline. It's like a movie. It's like it builds in one punchline. Yeah, the player's great. You know, it'll be a good double feature.

You need like 12 hours to do it, but that in shortcuts. I kind of always associate. Another Altman movie. Yeah. You know, it'll be a really good Southern California. You know, I actually thought of this. You know it would be really good. Southern California and that kind of. You know it would be a very good double feature is Star Wars New Hope and the other

right to the band. Star Wars One and Two. Yeah. It would be. I was thinking about that the other day would an interesting double feature that would be. It's the gold member and the spy who checked. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What an interesting sort of pairing that would be most in the apothec and a vicious swat the way they... I do think it would be a vicious swat. Sort of the interplay. So you agree that would be a vicious swat? Yes. Sort of the interplay between... You know, you're not like that and I'm not like that you're I thought you

know be an interesting broke the mug an interesting combination of films would be you know I thought would be interesting is... Both LA movies... Yeah, same era. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, though they'll be a fantastic double feature. It's probably already one of the criterion channels, like pre-programmed double features. I probably copied it. Yeah, you probably copied it.

I probably copied it. Yeah. But probably copied it. I probably copied it. Yeah. But it was just like the movies of Robert Altman. Oh, yeah. It's not like a doll in the picture. Yeah. Yeah. You broke the mug.

You fucking bastard. You broke the mug. Yes, you did. Look at these shards. I don't know. We got a back here. We got gear, dude. I don't know.

My mic pack. Look at this. It's destroyed. How am I going to drink out of this? I don't know. How am I going to drink out of this? I don't know. I don't know what My mic pack. Look at this, it's destroyed. How am I gonna drink out of this? I don't know. How am I gonna drink out of this? I don't know, I don't know what you want to me to say. Dude, this is like insurance.

We have blood. There's liability. I don't know. I don't understand business. Yeah, we still got the other mug. And you probably really shouldn't be giving these plugs to gas because they don't get cleaned. Was they gonna put in the dishwasher really good for you?

We had a 97 year old guest in here. First of all, there is no dishwasher. You go to the bathroom and run it under the sink. Don't tell the guest that. Don't offer them stuff. You've had legit senior ass citizens on this fucking show. And when I see, there was like coughing, they're like, oh, I just need a little bit of water and the drinking out of it.

I'm like, you're gonna fuck live. No, there was more than that. That was Douglas Levinson. There was two guys on here. And who's done? The combined age of the two of them is 275 years old. Yeah, but those were pre-existing conditions. Yeah, I don't know.

Those weren't mug issues. You should be the only one drinking out of the fucking mug. The guest wants a coffin, and he'll run down it. Where did that come from? It was all my foot a short. Oh, all right. I thought it somehow wound up up there. Oh, no, no, I'll trick you. Yeah. That was very Mind-free. Mind-free. I mind-free too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, mate, you know what I call a mind-free In all the scenes where he's closing his eyes,

he's imagining having sex with children. That has a real freak. Yeah, I'm freaky. I'm kind of freaky. Yeah. We gotta finish this episode. I'm pretty excited about it. Chris Angel.

On Shant. Yeah. Did you get him on the show? Too tough to. It's difficult. on a shant. Yeah. Did you get him on the show? Too tough to you. Mm-hmm. It's difficult. I told you I went to a show in Vegas, but it meant him. Yeah.

Why didn't meet him? I said something to him. I thanked him. Yeah. For the gift he's given to the world. It's cool. Also, Lewis was bothering me. Are you going to Skank's Fest?

What date is it? I don't know, but he was like, yeah, like Adam was like insulted by the offer that we gave him. I don't think that was it at all. I think I just probably misdeed him. I don't believe Lewis is not alive. Why would I say to Lewis this is an insult? Well, he was like, even if I thought that, why would I say that to Lewis?

You guys offer Nick all this money and you didn't offer me shit. I literally did not say that for that. What do you say? And I was like, well, that just means that I've out-elfed the else. I guess, but you have to counter that. Like, I didn't, the money I got from them is because I asked for it and then take the first offer.

People offer, you get offers and then you go around town telling everybody what a bad offer it was instead of countering. From what? From everything. Everything, everything. I mean, when do I get offers from you? They're like, yeah, they offered me this.

Isn't that fucked up? It's like just counter. Just offer them something else. I mean, that's how you know how things work. They start off fucking, they start off low. You're pretty smart guy. Counter. Yeah.

And then I'm gonna fuck with them. Yeah, instead you just permanently destroy your relationship with Pete, by going around town talking to him. Who did I go going around town? What are you talking about? Going around fucking. And what relationship have I destroyed? You go around town fucking being like, oh, they did.

Any relationships I've destroyed have not been from offers. They did for a month. I tell you what, there are legitimately offers that are insults. Those do exist. And those are the ones that we've got one for the show. What do you mean? For some people we were talking to. Oh, yeah. This show?

Yeah. No, we didn't. For the renewal thing. Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was an insult. That was an insult. But even then, that's not even really an insult.

That's just a little bit of a hardball offer. There are deals that was a hardball offer. I got an offer. So, wait, can you explain this to me? I got an offer. So, what's a insult? What's a hardball offer? What's a sweetheart packet?

It's subjective. What's a sweetheart deal? I mean, that's like a hunter-biden thing. You get to kiss. There's no sweetheart deals and actual negotiations. Well, maybe, anyways, maybe it's like one of those like, I've got Isocurediq, there's one deal I've gone around and been like, this is fun.

I've done the Go Around Town talking about shit. You mean Around Town, where do we go? I've gone around town talking shit about one deal in the last year and it wasn't just offered to me. The other person that got that offer, they also did the same thing. And then it got back to who made the offer and then they, I from what I've heard,

it said, oh, that was a mistake that that offer went out that way. So that's how you know, that's. That was a chip. You But that was a chip. You know, that was a good chip. I'm done negotiating. I mean, it's like, if that's the initial offer that I have no interest in hearing.

You know, so you never got a count. Even if the next, there's no counter to be made. I mean, it's like fucking, like if somebody was like, hey, I'll give you $20 to fly to fucking, you know, fly to Maui to do like 17 shows. That email would go in the garbage. I'm not gonna be like, okay, well, I see your $20 and I raise you 50,000.

I mean, it's like, I'm just not doing it. You remember with the old show, we got that offer to go to Fili, the three of us for $1,200. Yeah. And it had an exclusivity. 90-day exclusivity. No, it said we couldn't perform within 100 miles of Philly,

which encompasses New York City. Right, yeah, for six months. Yeah, six months before and three months after. Yeah. We could have for $400 each. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was an insult. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, spitefully, it's like we should have done it and never promoted the show at whatsoever. Just gone to Philly, had them pay for a hotel. Got it. Cheesecake. Show up at the venue. There's three people in attendance. We drink every soda in the fucking green room.

Yeah, free. Yeah, free. And it's like, great. Sounds like you guys got your $1,200 worth off your eight tickets sold Thanks great doing business with you No, then we would have had to pay also like a An agency fee also on the of the 12 not on the soda. No, the soda not on the soda. Not all this should be in the green room You're really good at this

You're really good at this. You're really good at this. Yeah. And also like watching the play. Yeah, I was gonna say the player. You watch the player? Yeah, I love the player. Should we shoot this thing? Yeah, let's wrap up.

I know it's a little early. Guys, we're very anxious to finish what you you now know is the Chet Hanks episode. Also, I'm gonna be in Washington DC this weekend, starting tomorrow through Saturday, five shows. Also, I would debaust in the Wilbur Theater, I think on the 15th or the 16th, that in the second show. I don't know where those are at,

but that is my last show for the year. Outside of Skanks Fest, which I will mostly just be gambling and hopping on like showcases. I'll call Lewis and I'll feel it. Yeah, call Lewis and feel bad. Adam comes out too. What date is Skakes Fest? It's like three days. I know that I have to be there.

We were doing bastard radio again but I have to coordinate with Tim schedule. But yeah, I'm excited. Now that my schedule is clear, it's like, I can just, oh yeah, it'll be fun. I'll just go hang out and then- What's the date of that September? I will just be mostly be using Skanks Fest as a way to generate or run new material. So I can pick up Tori again in March or February of next year, hopefully. Whenever I have just the structure year, hopefully, whenever I have

just the structure of, you know, I can stand on stage for an hour and say things that I haven't said before. I'm really excited, dude. Even, I don't care how this special does, it's just like, knowing it's like check, it's done, that material's done, it's like, I don't have to think about it ever again.

And like the finality of it is like something that's always kind of been missing in standup. Yeah. Um, you know, I always started to be frustrating because even when we did it, it was more stuff. I was like, oh, I could say this. I could say this. Like, I added the things, and I always thought, like, if you're recorded, then it's done. It's locked, and you can never add to anything ever again, but, um, maybe that's good. It's good to just throw away.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Just like throw it out, forget about it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I think that's a good policy in life in general. But guys, we're very excited. We're very happy around the studio. We have four episodes of the talk show in the pipeline. We're going to finish them off. be, we have four episodes of the talk show

in the pipeline and we're gonna finish them all. Yeah, we have now that I'm off the road, we have much more time to shoot it, although Adam is now planned, he's going to Greece for six weeks. I'm going for a week and a half with my goiil friend. Yeah, my goiil friend.

I'm with my royal friend. That'll be fun. That'll be nice. Again, it'll be nice. It'll grow your invitation. No, nothing, extend no offer. To me. It's because of girlfriend.

I could have had my own cabana. You could, I could have had my own, you can come. There could have been difference. Why don't you go? You can dole us. I could have been behind you. Just hit up Steven because I talked to him yesterday. He's like, oh, maybe I should get my dentist You can come. There could have been difference. Why don't you gandolas? I could have been behind you several head up Stephen Because I talked to him yesterday. He's like, oh, maybe I should get my dentist tree done in Greece and not in Florida

With Kyle's uncle And I was like, yeah, just do that So maybe you go Steven take him to the dentist Go to the Acropolis. I don't know if I really want that might seem a little weird if you're with your real friend I was Stephen. I'm much happier if I really want it. That might seem a little weird if you were with your real friend, and I'm a Steven. I'm much happier where it's just you, me, and Maya. That's how I met him. I gave you that.

Thanks for watching everyone. Washington this weekend, starting tomorrow. Love you. Cut. Okay, Genzy, let me tell you what I'm thinking for this thing. Cut? Okay, Genzy, let me tell you what I'm thinking for this thing.