The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 22

Episode Date: September 27, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show. The podcast I'm back from Greece. I'm back. I'm happy to be here. We have a little bit new setup kind of, we're a little bit closer. A little spring cleaning. A little bit of spring cleaning. I wish you could see what it looks like over here, but the place in the back was a mess. So Nick took the mess and they brought the mess out here. I brought the mess out here, but there's also, because our hand was kind of forced after somebody broke the pins on one of the cameras.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Mm-hmm. We had that... It was stopperous, how cute. Swap that out, now, it's time to- Time to- This studio was never set up the way it was supposed to be from the beginning. We went away- This is January when we set it kind of set up.
Starting point is 00:00:54 We went away for a week and we came back and decisions were made that we weren't involved in. So the stage which was supposed to be up here initially had been moved all the way back there. And the lights were set up in a certain way. So the desire is for this room to look for us to look off farther. This stage will be probably a foot and a half that way.
Starting point is 00:01:17 And then the lights will come forward. And until then, it's a mess in here. Yeah. Yeah. We'll figure that out. But in the meantime, we are on the home stretch. We are so close to releasing the new episode of the talk show. So guys, keep an eye out for that.
Starting point is 00:01:33 That should be out. I guess tomorrow, maybe, Adam? Depends on YouTube. It depends on YouTube and monetization. Sometimes the content, they're more it could be a little spicy, because they see a couple, we have to spicy, caliente kind of,
Starting point is 00:01:51 and it's still as a fuck. So what's going on? Well, who gives a fuck? What do you mean? That's very exciting news. It will be up. And also, I just want to say this guys, I have not promoted this at all.
Starting point is 00:02:01 I'm a fucking idiot, and my agents are mad at me. So I will be in Seattle, watching to October 27th and 28th at Laf's comedy club. So if you're in Seattle, October 27th and 28th, that's like a one month away, please come see me. Adam Friedland, host of the Adam Friedland show. How does the, how does this, I'm gonna look to see how it looks. If you wanna talk for a little bit.
Starting point is 00:02:27 What the look? Well yeah, with the space. Stand up there. No, it's sitting your chair, I don't, I wanna see. All right, yeah, I guess what Nick wants is for this wall to look farther away. So now, if you guys can see what this... It does look better, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:02:46 It looks great. It does look better? Yeah. Okay, well, that's good. And now we're gonna have to run two more lines. The wall. The truck chain was... The wall and the studio will go back to a construction site,
Starting point is 00:03:00 but hopefully that will be the end of... And now one year into having this Nova one year, one year and three months into having with Studio, we will have it set up exactly like we want. So great. All right, and anyway, guys, welcome back, Nick, welcome back. Yes, keep an eye out for the new episode of the talk show. It will be out depending on when the monetization goes green on YouTube,
Starting point is 00:03:26 we're basically completely finished. And we're excited about this one. There's a lot of surprises. So it took four and a half months to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, don't worry. I don't think anyone's worried. I don't think people will care.
Starting point is 00:03:47 I think people will like it. I get messages all the time, release the new episode. Yeah, from people. I think maybe it's just one guy. But anyway, guys, people do care. What do you mean, shading on our own product? People don't care. People care.
Starting point is 00:04:01 And I hope you guys are excited. Be excited. I think it's the best episode we've ever done anyway And welcome back to the show. Yeah, I was in Greece for two weeks. Nick was gone last week as well I have my quest bar too late in the day today. What if you sound like what what was that doing to you right now? I just Right a little slow. How is Greece? We already talked about Greece. It was, we talked about it on Monday. The history on the Patreon episode. Did that go up, Ginsburg? It went up, sorry, I hit jet lag about halfway through and I went full, I felt like I
Starting point is 00:04:35 went full stupid, stupid mode. But no, it was very fun. I had a great time with my girlfriend. I went to a couple islands, we went to Athens, you know, whatever. Who cares? That's what who cares, but that's what people want to hear about. Vake, fabulous vacations with your fucking gorgeous, beautiful, they don't want to hear about. 10 out of 10, girlfriend. They don't want to hear about,
Starting point is 00:04:57 I'm gonna move the stage around. Okay, yeah, it was fabulous, it was really good. You know, spend all day with just your girlfriend. It's a good litmus test of a relationship. I guess you're also in a nice place. So what is a litmus test? I think you put a piece of litmus paper and then you see if it's an acid or a base.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Oh, okay. So you're seeing if your relationship is toxic. Yeah, and I think we got neutral. No, I think we didn't fight that. I was expecting you to fight at least once in two weeks. We didn't fight at least once. And we spent all day together. It was pretty nice. Yeah. It's a good, a lot of people break up during relationships.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Also, break up during COVID or lockdown. Do you remember how many relationships ended? People see their partner once a week. And then they went into lockdown. Then the issue was their fart and their shitting. But you remember how many relationships ended? People see their partner once a week, and then they went into lockdown, and then the issue was their fart and his shitting. 24 hours a day. It broke up.
Starting point is 00:05:53 I feel a lot of couples who know. Like who? I don't know, I can't think of any, but I remember a lot to, I think. Yeah, because you're like in the house. You know, you got to work every day. Choring the house. Choring the house. No know, you gotta work every day. Corrine the house. Corrine the house.
Starting point is 00:06:06 No, it was really nice. I had shout out to the island of Seafnose and Milos in Greece. The fine people. The Seafnose and Milos. And shout out to, I don't know, whoever was, was shooting on my outfit on Reddit, saw me waiting in line for a fucking ferry. Someone sent me, someone of your fucking red scares,
Starting point is 00:06:32 so red homos coming at the king while I was shfitzing on an online waiting for a ferry, but anyway. How was your week? You were good? Yeah, I'm all right. Is it hot in here? It's really hot. Yeah, we didn't turn the AC on. Well, because it's hoodie season outside, but the studio, we've covered up all the windows. It's too hot. With these lights on too, it's kind of a pain in the ass.
Starting point is 00:06:56 I'll tell you, this studio is already in a state of disarray. I'm going to turn the AC on. But what do you mean that's going to affect the audio quality? No, well. All right, audio quality? No, a lot. All right, we'll be right back with the next one. Turn the AC on. I'll tell you what, folks. It is really nice to have fallback. It is really nice to have hoody seasonback,
Starting point is 00:07:18 pumpkin spice seasonback. We were talking about this on the last episode. Yeah, it does look a lot better. I actually tried Nick. Where you go? Why were we doing one of these episodes? Well, I guess I have, like a, gets upset. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah, I actually tried one of the pumpkin spice drinks at Starbucks. I've never actually had one before. I tried a pumpkin spice cold brew. It had pumpkin spice drinks at Starbucks. I've never actually had one before. I tried a pumpkin spice cold brew. It had pumpkin spice cream. That's not a bad thing. Can I tell you something? These fucking carons were right, this whole time.
Starting point is 00:07:55 I was calling the police in no time. What is this? I don't know. We got to see if we can sell these, maybe. Yeah, we got to sell some stuff in the studio. Yeah. Okay, today's episode, what we're going to do is we're going to have a little bit of an auction.
Starting point is 00:08:08 We're trying to clean the studio out right now. We've been here for what, a year and three months, probably, Nick? Yeah, about a year and three months. And now, you know, this is an opportunity for you guys to earn a piece of history, you know, a little bit of, you know, these are the things. This box, Ginsburg's talking about trying to auction off. Oh yeah, yeah, should we do it?
Starting point is 00:08:34 I don't know, I think it's just going to garbage. But if you want to make a little bit of money, the box the robot came out of and the, listen guys, the show's not doing very well financially. The show's doing fine. It's actually doing alright. But if you guys want the box that the robot came out of on the Chris Cuomo episode, we can auction that off. Hopefully we'll get like, I don't know. What do you think we got 200 bucks?
Starting point is 00:09:00 Yeah, probably. Watch yourself. Don't step on anything. That cord looks like it's not plugged in all the way. See what I mean? You see what I mean? Oh, but we got that flag up there. It's fine. Just put it back here. Make sure they can see the bow.
Starting point is 00:09:30 You want the bow in there? Oh, I fucked up the bow. Put that like that. And then put the bow. But we don't have sandbags on this thing. Put the bow on top. Yeah. But that wire there that should go back. Put the bow on top. But that wire there, that should go back.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Here, just put these way that down with this. And then that wires. See that's loose there okay and we're back folks so yeah we will be auctioning this off on ebay all the all the proceeds going to the Adam Friedland show also folks we will be having these fabulous months these are going to the Adam Friedle and show also folks we will be having these fabulous months these are going to go sail I think in the next two weeks we're gonna be dropping an entire now I got fucking glitter all over for me bro why do you
Starting point is 00:10:34 keep asking about this credit card he won't I gave you a credit card no I but I said I have a credit card but I just wanted to get your clearance so we can buy the you have my clear that's why you got the. That's why I gave you the credit card. Yeah but I didn't want to spend, you know, however much it costs, like I don't know, $1,000 for the... I prefer you spend money on things for the show rather than like, why there's a bunch of charges for something called Kaviar on the company credit card. Kaviar is a delivery service and I ordered lunch three times on there.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Every month there's about three to four thousand dollars worth of cash. I don't do caviar. No. Is it delivery service owned by, I believe? It's actually the same thing as door dash. They have Chipotle on there. They have Chipotle for the crew? You know, that is a good fucking lunch.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I had it. Now, how far away is Chipotle? We were working in the studio. I got it for the crew. How far, just, if you had the gas. It's downstairs. So it's probably... Like, it's all our... 50 to 100 feet away.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Is how far you'd say, Chipotle is? And so, instead of even doing seamless days of... I would say you are. A luxury food delivery service. potlays. And so instead of even doing scene with the yard, a luxury food delivery service, they can't even come in the building. You still have to go down to the street. They come to the door. Alright, they come to the door. Folks, we will be having these beautiful mugs for sale. Much like the mugs that we have on stage. These will be now the official mugs that we
Starting point is 00:12:02 have on stage. You decided not to go to the black square. I liked more of the white mug with the black square as per my original design. Those will be up soon, but we're at first, we're gonna leave the black square. If you like the white with the black square, make sure to DM Adam about it. DM me about it if you want the one with the white, the white, the white.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Don't shit on the product. They could have bought this one and then seen that we released the black, the white with the black square. They're like, God, dammit, I have to have that one. Now you're saying to the audience, they copy you on every opinion you have, that this one is as good. No, this is a great one, guys. We're releasing this black with this is kind of a minimalist
Starting point is 00:12:44 design, it's kind of, I think, I would say this black with this is kind of a minimalist design. It's kind of what I would say about this one. Hope modern is just a unisexual. It's unisexual. Depending on whether you're left handed, you still see the logo. Right hand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Hand you have whatever ethnicity. Gay is left hand. Bicep. Obama. Obama. Right hand toicep, Obama. Obama. Right into the bicycle. Gay, Obama. Bicep, actual. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:11 The two genders, Obama. Michelle, Brock. Brock. Yeah, so we have that. And then we will be also releasing T-shirts and a little special surprise. We are releasing Yamaha because they are quite nice for getting them from Crown Heights. We purchased a mountain and we're opening a ski resort. We are. Also, we're opening an indoor skiing resort.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And yeah, but guys, these are beautiful. Beautiful treadmill, the snow blower. We should have up in front of it. A snow machine. So it blows snow under you while you, it's like an infinity. Yeah, so you feel like you're buzzing down the mountain in a blizzard. Yeah, but you're staying in one room. But you're in one room.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Yeah. There's a bungee attached to your waist. So you can't go too fast. Yeah. It regulates the speed. Yeah, it's just like angled down. And you can do like, well, are there obstacles? Like do you like throw a tree at them or something?
Starting point is 00:14:08 Yeah, there's a pitching machine. There's a 75 mile per hour pitching machine. And we're jacket, we're throwing heat at you. Like we're going down that mountain. 75 is fast dude. Yeah. Whenever we go to the back occasions. Oh, no chance.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Like if you're watching baseball, you're like, oh, that's a pussy space Yeah, yeah, yeah, then you're like and then you do the bad occasion like my hands are 20 mile per hour Yeah, you got to do baby. You got to be throwing 20 mile a lot of the first time as a kid you threw a ball against like a speed gun Yeah, and you like in your your child, so you're like yeah, I'm throwing like 85 I'm not 90. I don't know the 12 miles per hour This is your game. Yeah, right. Yeah, it says you throw gay Yeah, no that that really uh 75 is fucking fast. Yeah. Yeah. I want to go with the cages again
Starting point is 00:15:02 We went to that one cage in Goannas, I remember on your birthday. We love your very tactile today. Today I'm kinda doing a little bit of more of a stomp. Yeah, that's the worst part about, it's kinda the reason it's taken so long day. And it's some of the stuff for the shows. You do a lot of like in between scenes, like during... I do, yeah, I have a tick where I'm like, saying a line, I do knee slap,
Starting point is 00:15:27 and it's very hard to edit a line. Yeah, it's really fucking tough. Yeah, it's kind of knock us back three weeks. Yeah, it will get somebody else's coverage and you're like, ah, you do this a lot. You do that, and then it's a little bit. I'm not a very good actor, so I know exasperated, or I know neutral.
Starting point is 00:15:44 I think those are my two. And then sometimes I can do like, like I could do like concerned, and then set like that. Well, neither of us are actors. No, you're quite a good actor. But just some, your face on the screen looks so handsome.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Some consideration for, yeah, the editing. Right. I agree. I'm not, that's a good note. I'm gonna work on that. But, wait, I had one other thing to say about the editing. Right. I agree. I'm, I'm, that's a good note. I'm going to work on that. Um, but wait, I had one other thing to say about the acting aspects of it. Oh, also, if anyone is listening, why, why not? If anyone listening is publicly, we have an address the end of
Starting point is 00:16:17 the writer's strike. Oh, congratulations to the WGA and Solidarity with the SAG after. And congratulations to the I.C.A. and Solidarity with the SAG after. And congratulations to the I.C.A. The ideal outcome is that the strike ends, the union gets everything that they want. And then also strike force five
Starting point is 00:16:37 goes the way of the big bopper, Richie Valens, and whoever the third guy was, Buddy Holly. Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the big Bob, wait, you didn't name the most famous one that time. You remember the big Bob? Well, because there's the ones that are hard to remember. You remember Buddy Holly.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Buddy Holly, who the most famous one? Yeah, who are the other two? So you make a point in remembering those, and then you put my bomb by. Yeah. Who the fuck was the big Bobber? Shantilly, Laysper. Chantilly lays with the pony tail. That's what this song. That's big bopper. Was he cool? Yeah, dude. Yeah, I saw the night. I saw him about being on the phone with the
Starting point is 00:17:14 bitch. Was that was that the song? Yeah, it was about beating off on the phone while you're talking to a bitch. Yeah, that's he the song starts and he goes, hello, baby, this is the big bopper speaking. The whole song is through a telephone Oh really? Mm-hmm. He's he's Louis style is cranky. Yeah, he's just like a fucking just beating off to some fat Southern woman Some fat Southern with a ponytail and oh my god is the big papa Yeah, but that's cool. Yeah
Starting point is 00:17:49 Shantilly lace. What is that is that what he's using on his dead? I think it's like Like the dress she's wearing or something. Oh, that he's imagining she's wearing Shant look it up look up shantilly lace And there's a place it by DC called Shantilly, you know, not the song. Uh, oh, yeah, it's like what your gram is your grandma's tablecloth basically. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's from the city of Shaunt, Tilly in France. Yeah, it's some the city of Chantilly in France. Yeah, some big-cage in bitch. Some big bitch.
Starting point is 00:18:29 We're in a tablecloth. Hello, baby. Oh, yeah, he has a telephone. The big bomber! sorry this guy's funny I think it's on the phone. People used to think this is cool. It's crazy. People used to like... They would turn on the TV and watch white men and suits play rock and roll music on a TV show.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Yeah, like politely play rock and roll. What's this one? This is locked out run. Dicdale? No, the ventures. The ventures. One of three other bands that played that kind of music. Surfrugged, yeah. It was that man Dicdale.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Yeah. Yeah. The wipe out That that's cool man that was like an era where like Yeah, you could just like it was like before this desegregated sports where you could just be a white guy and like basically You could be the best in the biz just basically Whatever I don't even what happened I was about to make some point about how
Starting point is 00:20:40 It's dusty here I was about to make some point about how you could be a white nerd and politely play rock and roll because they didn't want to, they didn't want any black and devil song to TV. I just don't think black people were making rock and roll music back in the 60s. They did Chuck Berry. Well they're doing like rap. Yeah, they didn't start rap yet. Rap started in the late 1800s. Rap started in the late 1800s.
Starting point is 00:21:07 I didn't record it. They didn't record it until the 80s. Yeah. Because originally rap was like, you know, I mean, it's like the rap we know today was, people high on, you know. You know, yeah, fentanyl. Fentanyl.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Yeah. I mean, I can't I'm almost see you later. Almost see you as just somebody overdosing. I'm like, yeah, I don't know if there's really a market for this. Yeah. And then the 1980s rolled around. They were like, you know, they changed it up. Big daddy came.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Yeah. Wait, nice crows and going and mall. Fun. Well, that's why they released Crack into the inner cities. Right. Because they wanted to perk up those guys. They wanted to be better. They wanted the rap to be better.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Yeah. So, they had... Reagan was just like, oh, black people aren't contributing enough. The rap isn't good enough. Yeah. They were like, we ran the numbers. If we got them high on crack. Yeah help their music Yeah, so it's actually kind of a
Starting point is 00:22:09 Kind of a nice Good thing that there's really nice the CIA to give this night crack yeah, right so that they could do like the help rap music hip-hity hop skip it is got. Yeah, I mean, say what you will, selling crack cocaine brought a lot of people out of poverty. It did. Yeah. The Tories beyond G. Uh, two pack of smalls. Two packs of all. Was everyone wants to complain about the epidemic? Yeah, right. The Tories through their communities. Yeah, okay. Well, what about, show about the epidemic. Yeah, right. That tore through their communities. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Well, what about Jay Z? Show me the guy buying a fucking BMW 3 series with gold BBSs with his job in McDonald's. Nope, nope. They needed to, they needed to sell crack. The boom. Yeah, right. The crack boom.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah, so let's shout out to crack and shout out to, um... Is that a real take? Somebody probably thinks that. It's a little out of reach. Rich Lowry probably thinks that. The guy from, uh... National Review. That guy.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Yeah, there has to be like a, uh, concern. Yeah. Yeah. It gave people an opportunity for social mobility. But that's the crazy thing is like, when, don't they they talk about how like you're not really making that much money once we in 50 years Months all drugs are legalized that'll be like a Paul Ryan style take Which is what that is that actually fucking conservatives gave black drugs to
Starting point is 00:23:43 Yeah, help them. That's how I'm like. That's like in the same way that they like pretend they love Martin Luther King. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, Martin Luther King would have been at Charlottesville with a teaky torch. He would have. Yeah. He would have. Yeah. He would have pulled up your damn pills. He would have been in the capital. He would have been right behind Ashley Babitt
Starting point is 00:24:06 Mm-hmm And he would have been trying to kill he said he would say you go home, miss Ashley Because he was being a gentleman. Yeah, and he was letting her go through the door. Yeah, you go ahead You go ahead miss Ashley. I'm right here behind. I'll be right behind. Yeah. I would love Trump to give that speech We've been appalled at the ring It's disrespectful to the legacy of not losing He would have hated it This is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:24:46 This is, this is a bunch of fucking garbage. He would've been my biggest fan. I would've had him at the White House. Yeah, he should say that just to see how people lose their minds. No, he wouldn't have happened. He would've been best friends with me. You would have, no, he would have hated Donald Trump. It's a 3,000 word article in the Atlantic. MLK would have hated Donald Trump.
Starting point is 00:25:16 They were just falling for it. Over it, over it, over it, over it. Just taking the bait. Yeah. I would have gotten pussy with MLK. Yeah, he would have given me pussy. He would have given me pussy. He would have let me fuck him. I would have sex with his folks. He would warn me to fuck his pussy. Yeah, he would say please Mr. Press. Never mind the fact that MLK didn't even have a pussy. Donald Trump is wrong.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I was thinking that MLK would have given him a pussy. I was thinking that MLK would have given him a pussy. He would have given me a pussy. Yeah. Yeah. We need him back. We need him back. Yeah. Please, please, just, we're going to start. If you can figure it out, I'd use rumbles. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he was saying the general mille should be executed. Who's that? I don't know, some fucking guy.
Starting point is 00:26:25 He's saying that he should be executed. I don't know, he said it in old days that his trees and would have been punished by death. And... Oh, my old days. No. And so then people are like, actually, he's sort of... This is actually, he shouldn't be killed. Yeah, this is this is actually he shouldn't be cool Yeah, this is like he wants to be Putin
Starting point is 00:26:48 Trump wants to be pretty wants an on an autocracy MLK would have given me Yeah, it's like all of that media all the Donald Trump media is like we're gonna teach you a new word And then tell you how it's a new word that means Donald Trump is bad Yeah, and everyone they couldn't stop saying the emoluments clause. Oh, they love the volume and Well actually the emoluments It's a stupid as words. Yeah, it's a dumb. You can't make money, right? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, actually the hatch act What was the other one the the charlamagne of the senate
Starting point is 00:27:30 the show the charlaman terry and the the that's a guy yeah the should the sector sector lorian the sector mandalorian of the senate that was like the sectarian what was it the secretary of the Sun? No, it was some dumb thing You know that the government's horse You would have given me pussy If I were okay were alive today you would have given me pussy
Starting point is 00:28:04 No, it's like there's a role in Congress. It's the guy that just knows all the rules. Oh, like the fucking bitch with Congress. The T-shirts pet. Knows all the rules in Congress. Parliamentarian of the House. That's what it's called. So sick.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yeah. Who's at George Clinton? Yeah, that's yeah, George Clinton. I have no idea, but there was some issue with the parliamentarian. And that was another thing. That whole week where they're like, well, the parliamentarians said Donald Trump's not allowed to do something. So God, no one knew existed. Yeah, fucking baby Yoda. Baby Yoda. No one knew existed. Yeah, fucking baby Yoda Yeah, that's the other thing too because we got another election coming up they did in 2016 about the what is it not a contested election but
Starting point is 00:29:03 One more Congress just decides the speaker gets to a side decide whose president essentially if somebody that if somebody doesn't get like the majority of electoral count. It's like a split ticket and someone doesn't win the electoral college. Right. Yeah, then the government gets a contingent election. Yeah. That was the other one. I found that I might be facing a contingent.
Starting point is 00:29:20 My girlfriend. Because of the emoluments clause. Emoluments clause. In consideration of the HACDA hack that the parliamentarian has said We might have a contingent election that will result in a constitutional crisis That's like the ultimate yeah, you fucking the ultimate loose Yeah They love sounding smart. Yeah, I only know about that because my girlfriend is watching this awful television show
Starting point is 00:29:44 She puts it on While she's cooking called Madam Secretary They're like actually if we have a centrist third party run then it would go to Congress to have a contingent election Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna stop slapping. But Trump, he got in trouble yesterday, no? It was the first time he's ever gotten in trouble
Starting point is 00:30:11 his whole life. He's liable for fraud or something. But liable is a civil case? It was good. Atlantic just published this two hours ago. The end of Trump ink. What does it mean? The courts are finally catching up to a man that has long behaved as though there would
Starting point is 00:30:27 never be any consequences for his deceptions. What is this for? I think it's like his university. Oh, Trump, you? Yeah, he had his own Phoenix online. Yeah, you sold stakes and fake college. But didn't the Clintons have a fake college? They also had a fake college, didn't they?
Starting point is 00:30:51 Maybe it was Clinton Global Initiatives, that's the only thing. No, maybe I'm wrong. No, because it was a fake college. Maybe it's accredited, but it was like a distance learning college kind of thing. And that's where Caleb's mom met Bill online. No, she went to a house check out the chat.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Hi, how's everyone? She graduated and then... And then she shook his hand and then became a Democrat the rest of her life. Yeah, you told me this story. Yeah, that's pretty amazing. Today's episode is brought to you by and they've sent us this very nice copy. Thank you, my bookie, for the nice copy and for the support
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Starting point is 00:38:00 One in two Raiders versus one in two Chargers. I'm going chargers. 2 in 1 falcons over the 1 in 2 Jaguar. So we're going falcons and I'll just speed this up. Dolphins. We're going dolphins. Let's go Broncos over the bears. Neither of them have won a game. So that's a tough one to choose. We're going to go Browns. No, no, we're going to go Ravens over the Browns. And this is promo code Taf. promo code Taf. Let's say you've just parlayed your super smash into a cash bonus. You can now double those premiums. Yeah. So yeah, you just basically this is what you do folks. If a team like let's say the one and two carnels are playing the three and a forty-nine years, we're picking
Starting point is 00:38:53 the forty the forty-nine years. And that is the out of free then guarantee. If they have a better record, I always I always love the forty-nine years. You always like them. Yeah. It's cool, ma'am. Deon Sanders. Deon Sanders. Yeah. When I was a child, I thought Deon Sanders and Deon Moore Rick were the same person. I'm like, wow, that lace really got your football. I couldn't tell. They didn't want it on. It was way to hell with it. Right. Yeah. I'd look at Deon Moore's speaking. He really thought it was Deon Moore Rick. He'll be back flips and jumping over, you know, line then.
Starting point is 00:39:25 I thought that was a phenomenal film. I thought that was the black psychic, and Deon. Deon Sanders is now a head coach in college. At the University of Colorado, he's really causing us to surf because white coaches are like, take off your damn sunglasses when you coach in the damn football game boy. He's blind.
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Starting point is 00:40:11 If you drink too much coffee, then your kidneys start to hurt. Yeah, I start sweating in my back earth. Really? Yeah. Wow. Now, I don't know if I've yet taken public victory lap on this yet, but some really good news for me. As of January 21st or January 1st, 2024,
Starting point is 00:40:36 those who hold a basic economy class ticket on a Delta flight will not be allowed access to any of the airlines' airport lap. Basic economy. the flight will not be allowed access to any of the airlines airport now basic economy they will not be allowed access to any of the airline that means main cabin two or three you will not be allowed into the sky lounge
Starting point is 00:40:57 uh... with with what even if they carry the platinum card by american express or any other co-branded premium credit cards. That includes... No, I think they can't take this. What date? January 1st. I'm not on the road. I'm only on the road one week of the rest of the year. I just got the lounge. We were on our way back from Denver. You know, sometimes I think like things,
Starting point is 00:41:34 it's like I get worried, it's like all things are going well. No, man. I just got the lounge. And then God just dropped something in your lap like this Give it back please It's so nice you get a cookie you got a coffee You got yogurt and put some fruit in the yogurt you don't have to be with the fucking Refrap The rest of the airport three months have called me a dumbass for flying American and going mileage only
Starting point is 00:42:04 Delta's taking Take it away from me. Yeah. Delta's fucking garbage anyways, dude. No, they're not. Americans better. What do you mean? Where do they fly? They fly basically every.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Just Chicago. They fly everywhere Delta does. Yeah, but Delta's like, do you have screens? I don't want to screen, I read. I like the screen. The only thing Delta has is the free Wi-Fi, but the Wi-Fi is kind of shit anyways. Also, JetBlue has free Wi-Fi and JetBlue
Starting point is 00:42:35 is partnered with American. So if you really want the Wi-Fi, just get like a JetBlue flight. So I'm losing the lounge. You're losing the lounge. Wait, it's even if you have the business one. Yes, any co-branded premium credit card. So you will not be allowed unless you want to buy a first-class ticket. There's fucking socks. Yeah. It's not fair. I think it's very fair to me. Why? Because you were gloating about that Sky Club access
Starting point is 00:43:08 Yeah But they've wanted to further limit access to its Sky Club Sorry, I went to the Sky Club When we were on our way back from Denver and the Nick saw me walking out and I Guess he concentrated his powers of evil to take away. This beautiful, but you say you like being in there to stay away from the riff raft, you're the riff raft.
Starting point is 00:43:33 No, no, yeah, you're going in there and fucking clogs in a diaper. I'm not saying, imagine you're a businessman. You've probably given Delta over $10 dollars worth of business in the last 25 years And then some man-child wearing you know fucking crocs and a raincoat Strolls into his dumbass bald friend and it's like where's the massage? I didn't say that you did probably I said where's the So we have the showers. Mm-hmm. I never got to take a shower there probably. I said, where's the, so we have the showers. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:44:05 I never got to take a shower there yet. I heard they have showers. That's nice, you know? It's just nice being there. And I gotta go into the buffet thing and just being like, woo! This is their statement.
Starting point is 00:44:21 These changes are a part of Delta's ongoing efforts to help balance the popularity of the clubs with the premium experience they provide for our guests. It's literally just to keep you out. It's to keep me out. Yeah, it's because you've ruined the vibe. It's with the one I have. I'm going to look this up right now. I have the reserve, I think.
Starting point is 00:44:48 Reserve business. Yeah, reserve American Express. And also, on top of this, get this, listen to this. Even if you buy the nicer tickets starting next year, you'll be limited to six visits a year. Six a year. Six a year? And I have to buy first class or business? Yeah, and then you're still limited to six a year. So I'm just never gonna go back.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Yeah. I'm just never allowed to go back. Yeah, sorry. Ten a year for the reserve. It's six for the platinum. So you figured that you get- I'm limited access to Skyclub and Centering Lounge locations as of September 20th, 2020, 23. Yeah. Beginning February 1st, 2025, Delta will cap American Express
Starting point is 00:45:35 Platinum Card and Delta Reserve American Express Card Holders Skyclub visits to six and 10 visits per year respectively according to Delta. So mean. I thought I felt like a big businessman, you know. I felt like I finally reached a stage in my life where like, ah, I go to the club. But any club that would have me, I wouldn't want to be a member of, I guess. The only way around it is you have to spend $75,000 a year on the credit card. By the way, taking it was away from me. Well, I'll tell you why.
Starting point is 00:46:22 The changes come after Delta recorded a record number of visitors at its Sky Club lounges last year. Oh my god. I went in Atlanta there like a couple of weeks ago. It was it was it was it was pandemonium. That's Sky Club. It was so many people. Yeah, something had to change. But not to me. Yeah. Anyways. Yep. I mean, there's no way I've been flying American just exclusively for a year because I've never really tried to get status with an airline. I just fly whatever is cheapest. And so I'm like, okay, well, this is dumb.
Starting point is 00:47:03 I should just fly one airline. So I've only flown American and after being on the road almost every fucking weekend, I still do not have status. And I won't. No, I've looked into this. Delta, Sky Miles, platinum and platinum business. I have reserved, I don't know, platinum. It says right here, all of their co-brands.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Yeah, who final branded premium? No, no, it says Delta Sky Miles platinum and platinum business. I just read. I have the purple card, I don't have the platinum. It says, right here. Who use co-branding credit cards, like the Delta Sky Miles reserve and Reserve Business American Express card. No, no, Delta Sky Miles
Starting point is 00:47:49 Business Reserve Reserve Business American Express. So I'm out So I'm just out. Yes. No, I get it six times a year The six times a year is the limit, but if you buy a basic economy ticket, I can't get it at all. Just main cabin two or three, you will not be allowed in the sky once. They're fucking dickheads, fuck Delta. And I just got your fucking card, fuck you.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I'm not gonna fly you anymore. Give me, just let me back in. You don't have to let any of the other... The register. Just let you have to let me back in you don't have to let any of the other The register let you have to but let me back in I don't care. I got the purple one. I got the purple card It's supposed to be the best one you have Congratulations, Nick. No, I mean American sucks, dude. This is crazy. I really thought I would have you don't get it But the L.O. there's called the Admirals Club. Yeah, the advantage program. Do you have any, uh, miles from them? I have, I've flown nothing but American.
Starting point is 00:48:55 And we look, I still need 460 points to reach gold. Mm-hmm. After flying nothing but American for and gold is the first year Like the only way to do it is to get a credit card I still have access now you don't yes, I do you do you think that I would Like announce this American Express cuts delta lounge access benefits from flagship cards Should you reveal evaluate your credit card strategy? If you love delta sky clubs, you'll hate these changes. So look at this. Several American Express fuck. Yeah. No, trust me. I made sure that I did not rub this in your face until I was that I did not rub this in your face until I was 100% positive. I wouldn't feel like four times.
Starting point is 00:49:45 That the shit would stay. It felt so good. It feels so good to go in there. No, never again. I take big old dumps in there, and they have the toilets where it's just a room. You know the kind of toilets? No, you don't have to go into a bathroom.
Starting point is 00:49:59 No, you just have to press a card. They close the door and they see your feet. It's just a room. You know, those are the best kind of toilets. No, you just have my own room to be in. You have a crack card that does nothing for you. It does absolutely nothing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:11 I get, I guess I get diamond medallion status though, and I get upgrades. Not anymore. Taken down a way to it. No, they're not. I mean, I don't think I have diamond. I need to get silver medallion. It was crazy you have that card and you have. It feels so good.
Starting point is 00:50:28 You have diamond medallion status and you still got a fucking involuntary bump. When? When you were coming back from Portland, you were gone for three days, stuck in airports. Oh no, that was before I got the card. I got the card that time because I signed up at the airport so I could go to the lounge
Starting point is 00:50:48 because I was sitting in the airport all day after I got bumped. Oh, okay. And so I'm like sitting, I was in the airport for 12 hours and I'm like, this fucking sucks. Yeah. And then I see the club and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:50:57 I wanna go to the, I wanna go. No. So I signed up at the airport. The move remains. Just get a chase card with travel benefits and then fly whatever air lasts for you. Well, that's why I stopped using, so I can use this.
Starting point is 00:51:09 No, yeah, just get a chase card, rack up those points. Now I gotta go back to my chase, my old bitch. Yeah, my old visa bitch. And you know what else is nice for the American Express? They say, member since. Yeah, and my end of the 20-23, I was like, in years from now, I'm gonna feel like I've been a member of the club
Starting point is 00:51:27 a while. You know, it's fine. I got the Sapphire Reserve, because they advertise it like it gets you into all of the premium lounges. And then it's through some third party company called like Platinum Pass. And you have to go activated. They'll send you a card.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I've been to probably 25 airports. It does not work in a single airport. Like it does. Everything's like, oh yeah, no. You know where you can use this? Terminal 11. Yeah. And then it's like magic school bus airlines.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Yeah, yeah. You know, they got a place with it. Have you ever been that weird? Just a fat lady covered in sushi. This is really boring conversation from podcasts. Have you ever been that weird? Just a fat lady covered in sushi. This is really boring conversation from podcasts. Have you ever been to that weird terminal A at La Guarnia? It just looks, it's only Boston flights. And what's the shit one?
Starting point is 00:52:18 What's the absolute shitest airline? Spirit, spirit. Yeah, it's only Boston and spirit. It's flights of Boston and spirit. And it looks like you're in a, like, regional airport in, like, the middle of Kansas. So it's part of Old LaGuardia. It's like, Old LaGuardia.
Starting point is 00:52:34 It's really cool, actually, there. Yeah, it doesn't look like you're in, like, a big city's airport. I feel like I was just kind of walking there. There's Terminal A. It's Terminal A. LaGuardia had numbers. Maybe it's Terminal 1. there. Terminal A. It's terminal A. Look, already it had numbers. Maybe it's terminal one.
Starting point is 00:52:47 No, terminal one is American and Delta. I think I think. No, I think that's four. It's four or three. I think it's three. Oh. Yeah, whatever. Okay, enough airline talk.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Fuck you Delta. Oh, I like airline talk. Okay, here's the other thing, guys. If you work for YouTube, can you find a way, if any of you work for Google or YouTube, can you just find a way to excel as letters in LaGuardia? It's letters, it's A. Can you find a way to accelerate the approval process
Starting point is 00:53:16 for monetization because it's taking us a week to get approved on YouTube. Once the episode is up, like a talk show episodes up and then we're really excited to share it with you. It's kind of now, I don't know, they fuck us, they fuck our asses. We have to sit there and have a human being manually approve it. If anyone watching, you know, Hassan Pike or perhaps some of our big celebrity fans could reach out to someone on YouTube, you know, someone that has kind of concierge access
Starting point is 00:53:44 at YouTube. We really appreciate, especially if Hassan could do it, and we could just, you know, feel like we're working on something with him. And he's helped us out. He's kind of very... Somebody told me recently that he was privately was saying he can't wait to come on the show.
Starting point is 00:53:59 Our show? Yeah, he's coming on the show. What was he saying that socially? Yeah, he was going around. He was at a Svare, or something. I was like, yeah, was it a S the show. He was saying that socially. Yeah, he was going around. He was a Swarea or something. Yeah, it was like yeah, it was a Swarea. He was at a Swarea. Yeah, it was talking about how high up he is to come on the show. I think it was one of those 1920s New Year's Eve style parties. Really? But there was like a gay man. Yeah, like that gif of Leonardo Caprioli. A gay man having sex with an old-timey microphone. Yeah, yeah. Oh, those parts. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah. I love you, Mr. Microphone, you know. Yeah. Just making out with a big metal microphone. The songs used to suck. Yeah. So, songs are really bad. And the clothes look uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Yeah. There's just glitter everywhere. We were talking much about how our grandmas, when they sing songs, you're like, that can't be a real song. Yeah, right. just glitter everywhere. We were talking about how our grandmas with these things songs You're like that can't be real yeah, right? I don't like Yeah, something somebody stepped on and I love you Shut up shut up shut up You're not good at singing and you weren't in the four easy stick. Yeah, you suck
Starting point is 00:55:06 Boo shut up shut up. Yeah. What are you talking about? That's not a thought. It's not you're making it up. Yeah I'm sorry, but and the Tennessee The guy that plays backpack drum for the fucking Glen Miller band isn't gonna plays backpack drum for the fucking Glen Miller band isn't gonna, isn't gonna fuck you because you sang that song. And the kiss from your lover. You suck at singing. Yeah. And that, you can't just make up a song, Grandpa. You can't just say, oh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Okay good. Oh yeah, that's a little smushed. Very good. You're saving here. I'm trying to run away.
Starting point is 00:56:16 I'm going to do the two. Oh, then two. That's how they all sing. Thank you. Thank you. Oh. Oh. That's how they all sing. Thank you. Thank you. It's a dumb hat. Psycho.
Starting point is 00:56:40 I want to watch that again. It's really good. It's really good. It's so good Grandma saw it yourself shut up The best part of that scene is where she like tells the daughter she was bad at singing yeah I'm absolutely obsessed with this version of the song. The feeling is the most pure rendition. I wish I had a record of big and little eity songs and recitations. If I was more tech savvy, I'm tempted to try honestly. What? Tech savvy?
Starting point is 00:57:18 What is that fucking mean? What do you think technology is? You can just make something that doesn't exist. It's like an acid thought. Yeah, if I could use it. Maybe I'll learn technology so that I can create a book written by JFK, by Garfield. Garfield wants a cat. Garfield, once a cat. Garfield, I love you. Did you bring me your lasagna in the morning?
Starting point is 00:57:53 Lasagna from your room. Mr. Goughville, when you share a list of your sweet hearts, you ravage my pussy, Mr. Goughville. Getting fucked up like a fool in the morning. Mr. Hitler, let me soak your cock. Oh, thanks! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We said it was... My stomach hurts! Oh man! T42124T! Why did they sing like that? I don't know. You fucking idiots! You missed the head lot.
Starting point is 00:59:07 You know what I'm doing? The documentary I want to rewatch again. I was just talking about the other days. Can't stop eating. You never see that. Yeah, you were talking about it. It does burn your face. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Can't stop eating Joe. What's the big guy's name I think it's Joe Yeah Joe blackburn Joe's dad has promised him a curry to get him out of the pub What was your name? Er, yes. Wicked clue. Don't you remember that I never stopped you? Do I try? What? Try and what?
Starting point is 00:59:54 I say no. Don't ever stand up to it. Why not? What was it to you? I say He said, sorry. No, for my own. I'm playing, just so I am. Yeah? I'm bringing, I'm bringing, I'm going.
Starting point is 01:00:16 How would those two go away with the beat? I'm not cheating today. I'm not cheating today. I won't talk him up. It's nice to fall off his guard, just did it. I won't want to walk him up, it's nice of all of this, got to disappear. And... His mom's right. What'd you do if I lock him up?
Starting point is 01:00:33 Are you doing... I'm going to go... So they're putting him in jail for eating. I don't know. Because he has too many chicken curry. Yeah. Joe's father has promised him a curry if he agrees to leave the pub. Your parents always do.
Starting point is 01:00:48 You know what you tell him? Yeah. Oh, they do. Oh, that's all right, dog, little dog. I'm knocking about if I say no. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good, that's a good one.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Does he beat up his parents for food? Folks, check it out. Can't stop eating. Yeah, check out Greg gardens. Yeah, Greg gardens too. Oh, it's here. Full soon. Well, I don't have to do it for today.
Starting point is 01:01:11 Sorry if we're a little low energy today. I think that. I just don't think a lot. Yeah, the light. I was not going to lie to that Mr. Lyslok. The lights. The lights are fucked up.
Starting point is 01:01:22 The lights are fucked up, guys. We will be auctioning off. Items every episode, we're gonna, uh, yes. Every episode of the free podcast, we will display one item that will be up on eBay that we, and Adam Ginsburg is responsible for maintaining all that, right? Yeah, I've already been in the comments, but.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Yeah, and then, um, yeah, I guess we can. Beating the comments, what what do you mean we should be on a real auction site it's gonna be a long night of setting stuff up here but I'm excited we'll get a little lunch I just had a Chipotle but we need to finish the new episode and we are very close guys the new episode will be out probably tomorrow hopefully if YouTube won't fuck us in the ass and leave us in a fucking purgatory where a man needs we go to cue and a man needs to watch it and to ensure that we're not spewing fake news about the vaccine. I always everyone enjoy fall. Fall is back. Be merry and then good health. It's a weekend's gonna be 90. A beautiful and short life. But you only got one to live.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Yes. Yes. Take advantage of every moment you have. Spend it with people you love. No, don't do that. Why? It's not. That's what I do. No, because people are like, oh, remember, life short, remember to hug your loved ones. It's like, what a fucking waste of time. Hugging? I didn't say I said spend time with people you look play Mass Effect Legendary Edition okay good night everyone alright see ya
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