The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 23

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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Well, I'm about to report. Just don't answer the phone. I gotta go. I gotta go. I can't talk. I'll call you later. Okay, mate. Just don't answer the phone. If you have medical tests yesterday. Who cares the fuck about his medical tests? I hope he dies. Alright.

What do you mean who cares the fuck? I said who cares about his medical help he dies. All right. When you mean who cares a fuck? I said who cares about his fucking medical test. Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Hello and hello and welcome. The leg too. Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show, the podcast. It's Wednesday. If you guys haven't checked it out, go ahead and check out the new episode of the Adam Friedland show talk show. And please,

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Just do it for us. Yeah, don't be a fucking inbox, prude. Yeah, think about how much we do for you. Just do something for us. Yeah, don't be a fucking inbox, Pude. Yeah. Think about how much we do for you. Just do something for us for once. It costs you nothing, subscribe. That'll, the more people subscribe, the sooner we can move to a model where. Where we don't have to have Patreon anymore

and we can fund this shit, not like PBS. So that's the real goal here. And this PBS is... Wacked, dude. I'm not fucking... I'm not Elmo. You do. I'm not four.

We're not fucking babies. I'm not four years old. We've made it clear plenty of times. We're not fucking babies. I'm not a four year old monster. And we're seeing a lot of comments on Reddit about us being babies. And it's just, it's...

Yeah, what is it with the monsters? Huh? They have these fre... At least the cookie monster and stuff. They that for kids. It's a little scary. What the hell are you talking about? Sesame Street. Why are you talking about Sesame Street? You brought a bell no no Ginsburg is there a way I'm thinking about it We can go into cameras one and two with the lab receivers. And then just use audio follows video for the switching.

Or do you think that would be dumb? Because that might damage if there's a lot of cross talk, think, maybe that would be bad, or what do you think? Oh, no, people love our crosstalk, we're famous for it. You're not listening. You're sitting over here talking about Cookie Monster. You started a new thing after Cookie Monster. Okay, now look, now look. I didn't make you do that.

I didn't make you do that. Now look, no, there's a thing in there. Now look, no. Now look, I didn't make you do that. I didn't make you do that. Now look. No, I've been, there's a thing in that. No, no. Now look. Anyway guys, October 27th and 28th, last shot up. Shut up, shut up Nick. Stop it with, no, this disgusting. Who's ready for the worst show in the world?

No, shut up, shut up. October 27th, 28th. Oh, you read A4, so I'm just gonna watch you. Yeah, I'm gonna watch you, shut up, shut up. October 27th, 28th. Oh, you read it for some shit. Yeah, I'm watching. Shut up, shut up. October 27th, 28th, Seattle Washington, laughs comedy club. Adam Friedland, you can check out, you can check out his great new cookie monster. Shut the f, I love you. Anyway, guys, he's ready for 45 minutes on cookie monster. I have a good bit about cookie monster, actually. What is it? I have a good bit about cookie monster, actually. What is it? That he would have gotten diabetes.

If he wasn't, that he's blue because he has diabetes. Does the circulation's all fucked up? That's actually pretty funny. Cookie Monster used to be red. Yeah, he should be red. But his entire body needs to be amputated from diabetes. Uh-huh. Remember when they tried to change cookie monster to vegetables?

Did they? Yeah, it's like, who's that Michelle Obama did that? Probably. Fucking bitch. Why is she hate fucking candy so much? Yeah. I don't say what conservatives don't ever go after people

for the most obvious flaws. They say, oh, she's actually a man. Yeah, how about this? What about the war on candy? How about this? Yeah, she's trying to ban birthday cake. She wants kids that fucking celery on Halloween. Mm-hmm.

Oh, but she's a man. Come on. It's right in front of you. It's just like what the Democrats did with Russia gate. It was all right in front of you. You didn't have to say that Putin was having sex with Trump, you gate. It was all right in front of you. You didn't have to say that Putin was having sex with Trump, you know? It was all right in front of us. Well, none of this is going to be a problem.

We have President Nikki Haley. I can't wait. I really hope she gets a nomination. Why do you keep talking about Nikki Haley? It would be very funny. But she's just some lady. I know, but to watch. Because they're going to do the Barack Hussein Obama thing with her Indian name. Oh, she's a... lady. I know, but to watch, because they're gonna do the Barack Hussein Obama thing

with her Indian name. Oh, she's a, she's Hindu, right? She's Hindu. Her real name is Stinky Haley, I think. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I'm kidding.

I mean, she looks like she smells very nice. She, oh my God, she smells good. She smells proud of it. It looks like it smells good in there. Yeah, like a flower shop. Mm-hmm. All right. You can say something.

What do you mean? You can say you can. Okay, Nikki Haley smells good. I don't know. I said it in a black accent. Anyway, sorry, I didn't tag the, it looks like she, she looks like she smells like a, I'm gonna have the kid that I wanna get back,

I had an Oscar-Marro wheeler mobile whistle. Yeah, I don't know where I got that thing. Hmm. It looked like the little, mm-hmm. Did you maybe get picked up by the mobile? No, never. And then I had seen it several times. And then that was the last thing you remembered.

And then you ended up in some sort of industrial parking lot. And you only had a whistle on you? I saw it several times on the Jersey turnpike when I was a kid. And that was always big. Did a solitary tear fall down your face? That was very exciting. That's the first time when you're like, what the fuck? That car is a hot dog.

You know what they should do? They should have that car, they should use it for that pornographic website, Bang Bus. You know? That's kind of more, you know. It makes sense of the... Yeah. Yeah. They should like the little Japanese guy. Yeah, I should let him drive it. Let's see what kind of...

See what happens? See what happens? So you're exactly what would happen if... Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. What's the deal? He doesn't compete anymore. Joey Chessna does, but he doesn't compete. Yeah, I don't know.

I told you, I think it was, maybe it was even last year at Skanks Fest. I had some conversation with, no, it was fourth of July this year. I talked to Ryan Long, and he was telling me everything about competitive hot dog. He's like really in on the, on the drama of the community. Yeah, I'm like, do you actually follow this? Mm-hmm, yeah. I mean, I don't want to take shots at,

I don't want to take shots at another comic, but kind of known about hot dog eating. That's a little sus, no? That's a little, that's a little, is it? It's a little gay. You know about hot dog eating? Yeah. I know about porn. Straight porn.

Yeah, yeah. That's all I know about. Yeah. Hot dog eating, you know, come on. I ain't gonna watch another man throw some glizzies. Suck on a little something special. I'd be great if you answered and then you make it to the finals and then you just sit there sucking

on the hot dogs. You just think you can. Yeah, you like train so you can win the prelim. Just get to the televised event. Yeah. Every time they cut to you. Fourth of July, Cody Island. Yeah, so you're just sucking on the hot dog.

It's an abomination. Mm-hmm. Bring great disrespect and dishonor to the hot dog eating. Mm-hmm. I know. I would love to ruin a... Is Kobayashi just cut his stomach open after and let the hot dogs fall out? Yeah.

He has a katana. Yeah, when he loses, you just fucking... All these hot dogs, you feel like. He goes to the suicide force. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad we dropped the bomb so we can be chill with them again and they can come over here

and have the most bass hits of all time. Does each hero have the record for that? Sure, I don't know. He's very much, I'm not a saber metric guy over here. Well, no hits isn't saber. I'm not a fucking, say, call it saber metric. Swords. But what does that have to do with swords?

Is saber stand for some? They're just trying to make math cool, dude. Yeah. Math can be cool. Well, it's not cool. I think with sports, math can be cool. Well, it's not cool. I think with sports math got really cool because there are a lot of like non-white people playing it and

they like and then white people covering it. Yeah, we do the math for the blackouts So no, no, they do all out of the car like I don't know how many push I have they don't want to say that like I can help Yeah, they don't want to say like together. We're a team. You score the points and I know the numbers. Exactly. But they don't want to act like. That's two points. Like the math journalist guys, like don't want to accidentally say that someone's like,

a bum or something. So that they use the math. They just make shit about math. Uh huh. And it's boring now. It's boring to learn about these stupid equations. I wanna see a guy dunk. What about saying this guy does beautiful dunking?

I'm about the beauty of the game. Not the freaking, not the freaking, well, school will do. Yeah, yeah. Don't make sports into fucking school. I'm sure I would have said we're cool examples of math. I was never any good at math. Cool examples of math.

It really pissed me off when math became shapes geometry. Yeah. Why? The fuck is it? That's not math. Shaps are cool. Math is numbers. Shaps are, that's like art or something.

That should not be a part of math class. Yeah. Fucking triangles. Triangles are cool. What is that have to do with math though? Because it's 180 degrees. No matter how. It's applied.

You're applying. No matter how they are. You're applying. You're applying math to shapes. That's what geometry is. It's not math in and of itself. If that's the case, then why didn't they just do applied math the entire time?

You learn two plus two? Okay, let's look at two pairs of titties. Well, they do that. They say that, you know, if I have three cookies and you have zero and you eat one of my cookies, that's just word problems. You don't actually get to eat the cookies. And you you eat one of my cookies. Yeah, but that's just word problems. You don't actually get to eat the cookies. And you really eat one of my cookies. How many cookies do I have left?

I don't know. I disagree with that policy. I think we should disintegrate the Department of Education. I think that's what the Republican Party was talking about, right? Yeah. I mean, they've always done that. Yeah.

I love when they talk about eliminating departments. Yeah. They're like, we don't need this. Remember Rick Perry? He was the first DOE guy I think. He was like, get rid of the Department of Energy. Yeah. And then we're like five and he couldn't remember

which five there were. Yeah. We need an election. But the Department of Energy, don't they do, they do like way more shit than you think. It's not just like, they like dispose of nuclear waste. Yeah, but they also didn't that we weren't the ones that investigated the origins of COVID. Energy?

Yeah. Really? Yeah, they had the definitive report. Really? Why is that energy in the... I know, I do. That's why we got a... Why is it a foech?

We got to disintegrate these departments. I mean, honestly, it's like, if you had a president like Andrew Yang, I think a lot of people would die. But he was trying to use math though. He was the math guy. Well, he wouldn't use computers, not just math. He was like, let's revamp everything. Well, computers are made out of math though.

You get a tech bro that just gets rid of all the chaff. And it's chaff, like just extra. Oh, I thought that was a minority group. Chaff? Yeah. I thought you were saying something racist. The guy getting rid of all the chaffs. Yeah, I don't know.

Okay, go ahead. You yourself, you said word. What? You yourself used it. You thought that was a racist term. A week ago, you said, I don't want any of this chaff in the Delta Sky Club. So you're saying, you don't want black people in the Delta Sky Club, that's your public.

I never said chaff. You 100%. No, I said, I don't want those people. I didn't say chaff. And I, the, oh, in those, I kind of maybe elongated a little bit. But you don't know what people I'm talking about. This is the kind of people you want when Delta,

when Delta doubles back on their decision to ban rightfully. Somebody who simply paid a credit card fee into their Sky Club lounge. When you, this is who you're letting back in, in a vowed racist. I'd never said in a race with that. Oh, sorry. We're reversing our decision.

It wasn't a race thing. I just like, I like white man said that I don't want any black people in the Delta. No, I never said, no, I said that I like to relax and it's a very relaxing environment. And you can never relax. Where do you go?

Scott Adams guy. Why? Isn't that his like, Dilbert? Yeah, doesn't Dilbert guy say that? You can never relax. He can never relax around blacks. He said that.

I think so, dude. He goes hard. It rhymes too. Yeah, well, it's like a cartoon. Oh, I thought you were gonna say rap. No, no, he doesn't do rap. He does office cartoons. You know, my dad is like, he's changing his course on my,

his attitude to my career. He's now taking a more, like telling me, telling me what I need to know kind of thing. And he called me up after the chat episode came out and he said, he was like, he's like, why don't you start? I don't understand why you don't start rapping. He's like, you could make money off of this.

And I was like, well, we did it for the show. And he's like, no, on your own. I love that. I love them when people, my dad was yelling at me. I mean, rap people, people see you do something and then tell you the thing you did back to the you as if it's a suggestion as to what you should be doing. My dad's being a little bit of a stage mom right now about tabs.

Yeah. Like I've got some really good stuff. I mean, I'm not taking rap seriously enough. The thing you already did. I already said it. You should do that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I invented it too.

It's my idea. Shout out to my pops. Very funny though. Yeah. Oh, um, Ginsburg said, Fum is first. Shout out to my pops. Very funny though. Yeah. Oh, at Ginsburg you said, Fum is first. Fum guys.

Not Fum. Fum. Fum guys. Get the thing. I brought it. I need help with this every fucking time. No, the paper, the paper. The paper. Pick up the box.

Give me the paper. You hold the box. I'll take the paper. You hold the box. I'll take the paper. Please read the news. Okay. Part of me. That's your picture. You see your picture.

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Fum, which is a reminder of Nikki Haley. But the more they tell me, I can't call it Fum, I wanna call it Fum. Yeah, oppositional device. How about this? Fuck them, you buy it, you can call it whatever you want. No, not fuck them, you buy it. You can call it whatever you want. Whatever you want. We appreciate it.

We love it. Well, it's the trans note, because that's a violation of like consumer protection laws. If you buy this, you can go around your house calling it whatever you want. And if the company tries to insist you can't call it fume once you purchase the thing, well, they're going to have to have a talk with you. Yeah, but in a paid ad, we can't call it that. But you call it anything you want. but you call it anything you want. You can call it anything you want.

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and sponsor products that we need to do our job. Another crime and take falsely accused of. And taking them home. What, yet again, falsely accused. I'll tell you, I don't know where the fume went, but I guarantee you where it's not in the Delta Sky Club because Adam is not allowed in there. That's certainly one place you don't have to check.

Well, until the end of the year, I definitely am. And one place they reconsider their policy, I'll be back allowed next year. One place you won't have to check for the missing fume is in the Delta Sky Lounge. But if you were in there, you could use it. Because I tell you what, it's not a vape. It's not, there's no vapor.

There's no smoke, there's no chemicals. It's, it's, it's flavors the air. It flavors the air. Sort of like a, like a glaid plug-in for your brain. For your, for your mouth. Yeah. But instead of, for your taste buds. Instead of overweight, you know, pre-metaposal flavors

that Glade has like, oh my God. Or a little bit too much lemon. They have fun ones. They have fun ones like, they have grapefruit, pomplamousse if you're from France. White cranberry, I've never had one of those. It's called grapefruit, pomplamousse.

No, but it was just saying the French word. Oh. Maple pepsis. Does it even say pomple mousse on there? No, but I'm being lacroise, they say pomple mousse. Raspberry lemon, orange vanilla, and oh my God, crisp mint. I'd like to make a suggestion to the fume company

and maybe if you're trying out new flavors. How about Arnold Palmer? That'd be good. That'd be nice. a suggestion to the fume company, and maybe if you're trying out new flavors, how about Arnold Palmer? That'd be good. That'd be nice. Amin Julep, Arnold Palmer. Oh my God. Yeah. Just sit out on the porch.

I can't remember, I think the maple one I like the most. Maple pepper. Yeah. Yeah. Um, anyways, what it is, maybe we can give me the box. Just the top, just the hat. So, and you can't really see it here again. I'm sorry Adam did take it away.

No, I didn't take it away. Adam took it home to use. But I wish I did. I wish I did. He did, and I guess it's been effective, and we can't say what exactly it's been effective at, but let's put it this way. You haven't seen me doing.

It's very hard to break bad habits. Mm-hmm. And an action that I'm holding the box. Sorry if this cut ends up being a little rough for you folks at home, but Adam, Adam transcended or transcended. I said, trespassed onto the do not say list.

I doth protested too much. I mean, so where was I? Oh yeah, bad habits are hard to break. And one of the ways to break a bad habit is by replacing it with something else. And fume can help you do that because it promotes good habits. But I'll just get into it.

What it is, it's this tube thing here. It's got a little heft to it. I guess the tip, I don't know whether that's aluminum or some sort of metal. It's aluminum. It's an alloy or a heft to it. It's got a nice wood body. Yeah, and then there's like a barrel and then a thing where you put these slugs, I guess you'd call those. Cores. Cores. They're called cores. I think they call them turds. No, they don't.

No. And you can twist the barrel to adjust the airflow, which is nice. It doesn't say don't say turds. Okay. So you can put some of these turds inside the barrel. Yeah. You wait, look, every fume comes with a flavor turd.

And the name of the turd, the official name of the turd is to be determined. But, ooh, look at that. Actually, we didn't open any of these. This one's way better. Orange vanilla. I wish I had it now. I think maybe you don't even need it. Let's see if I can just do it with my hands here I don't think that's good. I don't think that it like that

Well, yeah, I'm getting some of it. Yeah, I'm getting some of it again Once again if you're just joining us Adam took Home no, I didn't he lost it wish I did he wishes he did And yeah, so there's a wooden barrel you pop you pop this fucker into the You pop the turrets you take this fucking you take this guy this piece of shit here You take this crap and you put this fucker in there you put that cocks up You put this school clap that cock sucker in there and then no it goes in and I wish it was here because it's got this very Satisfying spring action and it has like yeah, it has it was here because it's got this very satisfying spring action.

And it has like, yeah, it has like, it's like a clicking, it's like a clicking, it's like loading a weapon. You put the barrel on, at the end of the barrel, there's a choke on it. Yes, and you know just the air flow. The choke has like a ratcheting action. So even when you're just standing there,

you can do it as like a fidget spinner. Yeah, it's nice for people to have like a kind of need a tactile kind of a need a tactile kind of... Yeah, you know what I would do? Whatever, if I had it, because you know how it spins, put a bunch of electrical tape around the end of the barrel, like it was 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and then the end of that

make a huge ball of the rest of the tape. And then you could spin it around real fast. And it's got some weight to it too. Because there would be the ball of tape. And you could spin it around real fast. And it's got some weight to it too. Because there would be the ball of tape. Yeah. And you could spin it around. And that's what I would do. This one's nice.

That's a good suggestion. You know, and guys, the point of this is have fun with it. Okay. You know, like Nick has his own electrical tape idea. You guys can come up with your own ideas with these and write it into the show and tell us what you're doing. These things are highly customizable. Every part of this can be written on the chart.

I'm modmin' out. I mod my crap. I mod my turned out. And, well, it does have an interchangeable barrel design. So I'm assuming if you go on their website, they have other barrels. Yeah. Personally, I would like one that had like a skull.

That'd be badass. And the folks, the guys at FUME are innovating all the time. Yeah, there's a magnet at the end of the FUME lab. There's a magnet at the end of the mouthpiece. Oh, it's steel, it's not aluminum. That's important to know. Yeah, there's a magnet at the end of the mouthpiece. And that holds the barrel in place.

So there's no, let me see if I can just do this. Not as good as the barrel, I'm sure. It's not as good as the barrel. And this is what happens when somebody takes home in the fucking, but that's a testament to how good the thing is, because I tell you, we got a lot of sponsors, it's sent us a lot of fucking garbage. And 90% of the time it goes right in the trash.

I'll say this right now, this is the best product we've ever received. Yeah. Never spoken about. This, yes. And that is, I swear to God. I got good shorts a couple of years ago. And I'll tell you why they were good because they had pockets to put my fume in. Really?

I could put my fume in my pockets and my shorts that I also got for free. Yeah. It's innovative. It's an award-nominated device. Ooh, what a warrant. The Nobel Prize. Wow! Let's give it up for them. Yeah. Okay. Instead of electronics, fume is completely natural. Instead of vapor, fume uses flavored air. And instead of harmful chemicals, few muses all natural, delicious flavors. So you get it, instead of bad, few is good. It's a habit you're free to enjoy and makes replacing your bad habit easy.

Your fume comes with an adjustable airflow dial, that's like the choke thing, at the end of the two, the barrel, the two, yeah. I explain that, right? Yeah, it's the thing with the two, the barrel, the two, yeah. I explain that, right? Yeah, it's the thing with the click that's very tactile and a satisfying noise. Mm-hmm. It is very satisfying.

Yeah, the noise is great and it feels nice when you feel the little click. I will say though, it feels like it is like a weapon. Yeah, you know? It feels like I should be able to use it to hurt somebody, but you can't. And you know what else, you guys, when you open your core pack, if you have a little something stuck from lunch in your teeth, you can... Well, I tell you what, get a fume.

If you're a reddit guy, get a fume. Just drop that sucker and your pick on everyday carry. Next to your tiny little lady's gun. Yeah, yeah. Your tiny gun, your fucking Jurassic Park watch, and your fume. And your fume. Yeah, and then your little knife and your magnifying glass.

Yeah, and your picture of your nephew. Yeah, do that. Okay, so stopping is something we all put off because it's hard, but switching to fume is fun and easy. It is fun and easy. It's fun and it's easy. What do you do? I'm trying to get that.

Because I forgot the restart, I have to keep track of where we're at in the episode. Well, he has to, where are we at? He doesn't know because we had to cut out. Okay, so we'll, we'll account for two minutes using the fucking thing. he has to where we at? He doesn't know, because we had to cut out. Okay, so we'll, we'll count for two minutes using the fucking name. He has to where we at? No, I didn't shut up, Nick.

25, okay, good. I don't understand how you slip up and do that. These are nice people. They make a nice product that helps people. Don't, don't. And you're calling them the most horrific. And how many false, come on. One of the most horrific words.

Don't, don't cut you doing it. You know, it's just, it's exhausting. It is exhausting. Yeah, to be accused of. The real wood and the shape are, it says, you need to talk about how beautiful the real wood and the shape. Oh my God.

I don't know, I mean, that's, it is, but it is. The shape? The shape is, I think you're trying to set us up here. Yeah, yeah. I won't talk about the shape. I'm not even gonna go there, but the real wood. I was on board with all this, but you know how I feel about shapes.

Yeah, but wood too. Yeah, that's fine by me. Wood is fine. Wood is a fun type of applied mask. Carpentry? One of these shapes. Yeah. But one of these psychos out there could like edit it where you say you like wood. Wood of it. Well I tell you, I love using my fume. It makes me feel so cool.

These cores, it is really cool. When I go down to the Halloween store and I clock a shorty just covered in self-harm scars and I cruise past in my fume and she's like who's that guy and I say I'm the reason you haven't killed yourself. For real yeah. Yeah I actually took the fume out out for a spin over in dime square the other. And I got a hell of a lot of pussy off of it. And compliments too. Yeah, in Dime Square, one of the coolest. One of the coolest neighborhoods in New York City. I'm still not sure what Dime Square is exactly.

That always confused me because I lived in that neighborhood for years. No, you lived. And it was just Chinese. No, but that was out, you lived on Allen. And Bowery and Canal. It's on the other side of the Manhattan Bridge. So it's two bridges?

It's two bridges. Oh, okay. But it's no, but it's like that park or something. What, the Seward Park? It's like that triangle thing, I think. All right, I don't even know what the fuck dimes is. It's supposed to be like, it's a store?

No, it's like fucking like hot girls, like dimes. That's what I always thought. Oh, like tens out of tens? Yeah. They should call it mid square. Yeah. They should call it, they should call it five square. Yeah.

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To the humanities struggle. Humanities struggle. This is a big project that they're undertaking. I'd say, if they had this little bad boy in 1930's Germany, I think things would have turned out a little bit better. Right, just thinking about that. Yeah, just think about it first. Can you imagine?

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No, no, you shot. Adam's favorite no-no. Sorry. You alright? That's for later. That reminded me though, something in that. I wanted to go off on a tangent, but I wanted to get, I made a mental note.

To pop off? Yeah, and now it's fucking gone, dude. I need a personal assistant. What was it? Let's go back in my personal assistant. I mean, like a Newton tablet. What's a Newton tablet? Remember the first like PDA?

Apple tried to make the fun. I remember the poem pilot. Apple tried to make the blackberry like fucking 10 years before it came out. I watched the blackberry movie on the plane. What the fuck is the blackberry movie? They made a movie about blackberry. Go on.

They, they were innovators. I played Bajool 2. Mm-hmm. One game all the way back from Vegas, in New York. How far did you get? I played Classic. Five hours? It was like a four and a half hour flight.

And maybe I started an hour and a half into the flight. But one game, I think my top score was about 185,000. I think my top score is about 185,000. That's like level 18 in the dual, too. I mean, you have no frame of reference, it doesn't matter. You're just, you're acting like you. Look, if you don't know what that means, then just try to support you. I don't need support.

I already accomplished something. Yeah, but like, if I was like, I won the Olympics and you didn't know the Olympics where you weren't be like, wow, good job. Okay, but at the Olympics, you get a medal and everyone claps for you, okay? You get, you get a reward. You get, you get recognized for your accomplishment.

And I wanted you to feel recognized and seen, even though I don't know what that means, it level 18. Five hours. If you think I went rooftop only, how far do you think I could get in the city? Spider-Man? If I only use rooftops.

It's across an avenue as far. Yeah, I know, I don't know if I... You'd be stuck on one block. Can I go up though? What do you mean up? Like up the... If you start at the tallest building, then you can go down technically

and get a little bit farther. If you're going across the street. I always thought they should have a zip line from the Empire State Building tip into the Statue of Larrizaaast. That would be so cool. Yeah. That would be so cool. Yeah. That would be cool.

Yeah. What's the city fucking doing? Yeah. They need to make New York fun. That would be an awesome prank. It would cost millions of dollars, but if you set up like a zip line somewhere publicly, maybe even in Vegas, and you get on it and it goes so long, you can't tell where it's going, and there's a giant sculpture of Goatsy.

Of a guy. Of a god. Of a Gamanza-ass. Pulling his ass, it's wet in there. So you don't know as soon as you get on the zipline, but maybe about halfway through, you can see what's coming for you. And it's getting bigger and bigger. And there's no way to stop it.

Yeah. You just go, and you're like, no, please. Yeah, into a giant ass. And you have to, oh. Yeah. And there's hoses that just spray dying. Dying area. That would be a good prank. And you have to, oh, yeah. And there's hoses that just spray die-rear. That would be a good prank. Yeah, yeah.

Wow, that guy would feel like an idiot. I'll tell you that. Yeah, yeah. And it takes so long to get back that like, people are in line, they're getting on the zip line. And there's a guy covered in die-rear. He's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. They're like, who's that?

And they're like, oh, he's nothing to do the zip line. I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that. Crazy homeless guy, quick, get on the zipline. Guys, call the police. Before that diorea man comes. That would be a good prank. Yeah. You said how much would it cost?

You said hundreds of thousands of millions of dollars. That's true. Yeah, there's an endow. That's a massive project. You went from Times Square to Harold Square. You set up a giant ass in Harold Square, but it's surrounded by curtains, so no one at the ground can see.

You're the only person I know that goes to Harold Square. On purpose. What do you mean? It's right next to you. You go to the Macy's. Why go to Korea town? No one wants to go to Harold Square. You don't get a Korean barbecue.

Yeah, but that's a stop that you get off at. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. No one wants to chill in Harold Square. You don't get a Korean barbecue? Yeah, but that's the stop that you get off at. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. No one was a chill in Harold Square. Oh, no, all right. That's, yeah, you're, oh, that's so different. You go there on purpose. What are you talking about? There's nothing that, no, I'm guiding you.

No one wants to, that's the stop that you go and go to Harold Square to hang out. You go to Macy's all the time. I go to Macy's because you're addicted to Macy's, honestly. We don't talk about this on the show. We don't talk about this on the, don't, okay. Harold Square is the stop you get off at the go to Macy's. It's Macy's Harold Square.

It's a fucking department store. All right, I'm ready to blow the whistle. Nick goes to Macy's. You've been to Macy's probably. When was the last time I goes to Macy's. You've been to Macy's probably. What was the last time I went to Macy's? You've been to Macy's probably over 300 times. I'll tell you a little. Since in the last maybe,

dude, we're about to start a big episode. You're like, got to run to Macy's real quick. I have to wait for you. You're not back for seven hours. You're covered in fucking, in makeup, you smell like a fucking Parisian bordello. I'm gonna pull up a picture of you having makeup put on you at that exact Macy's point.

No shut up, that's not a real thing. Yes, it is. That's not a real thing. No, it's not a real thing. Yes, because I wanted to go to Macy's and see. Thank God for geotagging. No, it's not a real thing. Yes, because I wanted to go to Macy's and see. Thank God for geo time. No, I wanted to show interest. I wanted to show interest in your secret life.

And you were like opening up that side and you yourself were being bent to that Macy. What are you talking about? That was the first time and the last time I've been to that Macy's. And you just go, you're like, oh, we're about to shoot. My skin is bad today. I have to have my makeup done at Macy's.

And I don't see you for another 48 hours. You go into some sort of fugues that you dissociate in Macy's. Now you're not talking to me. No, I'm finding the picture of you having makeup. Great, good luck. Finding that picture. Whop, whop.

Wait, let me see. Chinese lady talking to you. No, it's a lady at Keels and I said I needed a moisturizer. Yes, and I took that picture because I was like, oh look, I was sending these people, I'm like, look, Adam's just buying makeup. It's not makeup.

He's getting a makeup called consultation. No, it's not that embarrassing. I didn't say it was embarrassing, but why else would I have this picture on my phone if I wasn't like, what the hell, why is Adam dragging me to Macy's seat? Okay, I wanna change the subject of pictures of me. To get makeup, explain.

I wanna change the subject of pictures of me on my phone on your phone. That's the last picture of me on your phone, your love. Every time you try to take a shot of me. Don't, don't, don't. Every single time. Why? It's nothing to be embarrassed about

about being obsessed with Macy. Very fun. The classic. It's a store in Penn station. Right down the street from Macy's. Yeah, but that's, you go there on purpose because you need to go in Penn station. Right down the street from ACES. Yeah, but that's, you go there on purpose because you need to go to Penn station. You gotta go catch a Nick game.

You gotta catch a train. I'll tell you this, I am very confused by the new Moynihan train hall. What? It's so nice. But I don't know when I take a train. I don't know where I'm supposed to go. You have to wait for the board to tell you. And they don't tell you until like 10 minutes before the train leaves. It is really stressful. I will say that.

You're in that big hall. What are you looking at pictures now? Yeah, I'm looking at pictures of the garage. I'm looking at pictures of you. I'm not looking at pictures of you. I'm not looking at pictures of you. I'm looking at pictures of you. I'm not looking at pictures of you. I'm gonna find pictures of you. Let me see, faces, suggested faces.

Nick, ahead of my girlfriend. Great. The most beautiful face I know. That's a cute pic. Anyways. Well, the day we went hatching. No, shit, I've just gotten this. This is, I guess, was next to Macy's too

I saw this fat guy wearing a swastika in the dallion on the train. Oh that guy's around. I know. I know I think he's from Queens. He is. Yeah, he took this picture and then he was in the New York post like a month later I'm like, oh yeah, that guy that guy's like it's funny. I guys like I'm that's I'm proud to be a funny As part about you guys got pride. I said funny is part about it. The way New York is represented in the national media because it's like, you know, if you're conservative you think this place is just a crime ridden shittles.

Yeah, because it's, but there's eight million people that live here. And then also, but on the... You're some nice. It's, well, yeah, it's relatively nice. But then it's like such a small town, like the dime square thing. That's like 10 people.

I think we know most of them. I think it was just articles, people were right. It's just articles. I don't think it was a real thing. It's not a real thing. Yeah, yeah. It's just fucking articles. Mm-hmm, yeah.

And then, you know, like the flooding. Like you see all these videos online and. I was worried going in there. I didn't see any flood. I did not see any flooding at all But I think bed style and like my neighborhood. I think we're a little bit up. Yeah, and what was the other thing? In Gwanis it was very it was like that during the during the riots in 2020 What's that? I would see it online people are like oh, they're burning down the city

And then I would just drive to that you know know, in the Manhattan, to go to work. You know, there's nothing. Nothing, yeah. I would suggest a slideshow of pictures of you that I'm gonna look at on my phone. All right. And then we have to turn the music down because we gotta start getting this reading here

in a second. But yeah, this guy, and then also that fucking crazy lady when I was an extra on blue blood, so it was going around accusing people of rape, and then she was in the New York Post, like two years later. I remember that. We were out of the country, right?

I think so, yeah. They're in Australia, and you're like, I know that lady. Corner store Caroline, yeah. Corner store Karen. Corner store Caroline. This was pre-carron. Was it?

She was the one that, like I said, the boy's backpack toucher. I just, four year old black kid. Can we watch that video? Yes. She was the one that said the boys backpack to touch her. Four-year-old black kid. Can we watch that video? Yeah. So to catch you guys up, Nick was an extra on blue bloods, and he met this crazy woman who was like, who was like interrupted a conversation.

You could tell the stories on my story. No, you can tell them. I don't know. She interrupted some conversations. She's like, who are you talking about? He raped me. Footage up. Oh yeah, so we're sitting in holding,

which is this tiny little room. Yeah. And there's two guys quietly talking to each other, two old like men. One of them's like, well, my friend, Andrew Miller, whatever the fucking guy's name was. He was telling me, and she goes, Oh, Andrew Miller? And then he's like, yes. He was telling me, and she goes, Oh, Andrew Miller?

And then, and he's like, yes. And she's like, yeah, I know him, he raped me. And then he's like, at Andrew Miller, the editor, at like whatever he's talking about. And she's like, maybe it's a different guy. And like she's saying. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, she had these aviators on and a leather jacket.

A couple of years later, she was in the New York Post. I think we were in Australia when that happened. Yeah, maybe Canada. No, we were in October 16, 2018. So that would have been Australia. Australia. Yeah. Put it in a New York City woman, falsely accusing a black

and nine year old boy of sexually assaulting her has gone viral. Can we just listen to a little bit of it? Cause I think we need to blow the whistle on the way these carons are acting. You're on? No, I want the cops here right now. This is backpacked toucher, right?

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Now, you want to tell us about what's going on with your Baltimore Orioles, the team Nick supported growing up. Yeah. Well, there's been a B.J. Sherhoff. There's been a scandal because last year they changed the mascot to a Native American. Yeah, they changed it from the bird to a Native American. They weren't racist, but that wasn't the worst part is that, you know, they were expecting the controversy. So it's a native American sexually assaulting a child, the thinking being, you know, well, if people get mad, we'll say, no, it's a pedophile.

You can't, you're defending a pedophile, but that's, that's backfired. So they're saying that because the mascot is also a rapist, yeah, they're saying you're glorifying pedophiles and the obvious argument is, well, then we also must be glorifying Native Americans. Checkmate. Right. You can't select it. You can't have one without the other. You can't you can't select it. You can't you can't have one without the other you can't selectively choose You know which one or yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find did you see you remember that I don't want to like well say the headline wrong, but the The one about I mean, I'm just gonna Google it because I can't tell you what I'm googling

Because I don't want to get the, I don't want to get the headline wrong, but the thing is self is the young and artful that was, are you back? Now, I'm not going to say it. You just show something that was published. Like, publishes published on the onion. This isn't... Yeah.

You're gonna be okay. Go ahead and get it. She's Louise. It's crazy that those guys are now like yelling at you about mask mandates and stuff. We're like about like... You're yelling at me? No, no, like, I feel like the guys that were writing those headlines are all like, now late night, uh,

writers who are like, uh... Oh, yeah. Who are like, you know, just like yelling at people about not adhering to mask mandates or whatever, yeah. Yeah, that was like a, like a frustrating thing and like, I don't know. Yeah, that, like, I guess a period in between like 2014 and 2017. There would be people that, like, they're like, well, now, I guess a period in between like 2014 and 2017. There would be people that like, they're like,

well, now that I've made my money making racist comedy, I've learned a lesson. You know, it's like, it's like the people that used to work at vice in right, like, just do do, and then they all become like, like Punisher Lives. They'd write like,

I found the guy a while back that was like, I don't know if I forget the article, it was like somebody that covered craft beer like in like 2012. That was like their thing. And then it's like, I'll guarantee you this guy's like, he does something now that's, you know, like political or whatever.

And now he covers like labor issues within craft beer. Oh really? Yeah. Well, speaking of our friend, our friend, Brace, yeah, I'm not talking about him. Yeah, yeah. Our friend Brace was a shout out to the New York Post and take his ass down a little bit, maybe try and finish him off for a good time.

I mean, this is just fucking wild. That's the picture is crazy. Yeah. This was guess what year this was. 2011. 2013. Goddamn. Obama was? 2011. 2013.

God damn. Obama was the president. I know. That's crazy. Yeah. Wow. That blows my mind. Anyway.

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Well, it's like in high schools, the same thing in high school. I didn't pay attention to what was going on. Because you weren't a junk. I mean, I wasn't even really like a student either. You're on heroin. man. I was just working thinking. I didn't do any kind of thinking or observing. I was like, man, I can't wait until my dick grows. And then it just...

You were at the pep rally. And then it didn't happen. I spent three years. But they said in health class that it's supposed to grow. The fucking, the school counselor calls you in. You're just still looking. I think of it in the thought of college. We think your son is retarded. Well, obviously I'm not retarded.

My dick's small. I'm just waiting. They're like son, the store they tell you about retards having big dicks. It is a nice thing they do. Yeah, it's like, that's just something we, that's kind of just a bone we throw home. They do that to, it's also completely black.

To black people too. It's like society is really cruel to them, but we're like, well, you, you know, everyone knows how big... The great thing they're digs are. The amazing guy that's being forced to work on the railroads is like, what about me? They're like, oh, you get back to work.

You're really smart. You're smart as hell. Yeah. Oh, well, can I be scientist? No. No. No. No, you can't.

No, you have to work on... You have to build... A dreamt of... A dreamt of... A dreamt of... A dreamt of... A dreamt of... No, you can't. No, you have to work on a... You have to build a transcontinental rail. Yeah, a bunch of you have to die building a transportation system that we're gonna just completely abandon. Don't get me started, brother.

I know. Don't get me started, brother. That is it, because I don't really... What a waste. I don't really, I do interpret that as anti-Asian racism, the fact that we have to rely on air travel. We don't respect the tracks. I mean, it's been all the time building it.

Mm-hmm. You know? Are those tracks still in use? They got all given to the freight companies. So, really? Anytime you see freight trains, those all used to be like, fucking like, that's how you got around the country. Yeah. And then CSX, it's's like there's four freight train companies.

There's there's one that fucking killed everyone in Ohio. There's CSX. Yeah, the biggest one. The biggest one there's what is it? Do hobos still go on those? I would imagine they would. Are there still hobos? There's obviously still.

No, but not that like school like sticking bindle, kind of a, you know, like a tie that's kind of going up. Yeah, they just don't need a bindle anymore. You can get a fucking takeout. Clown makeup, you can get a takeout bag. Big floppy shoes, kind of a clown style. Big old floppy penis. Big old floppy.

Yeah, there's hobos. Got them big old bangs. That is so condescending. What? To say that about mentally handicapped people. Yeah. Yeah. Is it true though? I think it might be. It might be true. I feel like it's not. That's far there's no pushback. No one's like checking. I'm not checking their digs. Yeah. I do remember there was a kid in my gym class

in middle school when we had the pull up competition. And my man did like, he did like 400. I think coach had to make him stop. He still had strength. Yeah. Well, they do hit puberty at like four. Yeah, he was like a man. They're like Robin Williams in that movie Jack. Jack. Yeah. Well, they do hit puberty at like four. Yeah. He was like a man.

Yeah. They're like Robin Williams in that movie, Jack. Jack. Yeah. Wait, were you there that night that we were watching it like wasted at 4 a.m. end of the night? It is a demented movie. We were at Stephen's house during COVID, like hammered,

watching it at like 4 a.m. And it's, first of all, Francis Ford copolymated. Yeah, that's right, yeah. The guy who made the Godfather made Jack. But it's fucked up, it's like freaky. I kind of like, I just remember I was like, I'm freaky, like I'm not handling this right now. Maybe I was on bath salts or K2 or something,

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Well, they're having like a party across the street. Yeah, the tech company. I think they're having like, maybe they're street or the tech company. I think they're having a like they're maybe they're releasing Why wouldn't they bring us a plate? That I was one I keep walking by they should bring us a plate They see me I'm making eye contact. I keep walking by very slowly. Mm-hmm And nothing. Yeah, no one. Why did they just I? Shmoos them in the hall sometimes all the time. Yeah. I'm like, how are your numbers for this quarter? I'm gonna go in and be like,

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Oh, oh, right, I forgot to, I forgot to hit resume again. So I think that's it, I think we're good. Yes, I think we're good, that's it. Guys, thanks for- Please stay tuned, please subscribe to the YouTube channel that'll help us tuned. Please subscribe to the YouTube channel. That'll help us out. Please subscribe.

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