The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 24
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Hello and welcome to the Adam Fried Luncho podcast. It is, I'm sick. I'm sorry guys, I'm sick.
I don't know if you like this, how do my beautiful voice is going to be a little bit gross
right today. I know it's typically gross but I'm sick. I'm sick of this war.
We're at Nick and I on the case right now.
About this situation in the Middle East,
we're monitoring it, I think, for four days now.
Yeah.
We have war room set up.
We've got a lot of maps.
Kind of a lot of touch screen technology.
I just want to know, while this is going on,
you know, like, as soon as the attack happened,
that's the most important.
Hamas attack happened.
And then everybody gets,
everybody gets the notification,
push to their phone, World War Three is starting.
Yeah.
Hunter Biden is immediately just fucking,
just fucking, just fucking a child.
On K's got, fuck, phone 15 pro and regular just filming himself
Annaring a baby. Yeah, he's like sending to his dad. He's like we're back in business
Nobody can fucking punch. He's making deals. Nobody's gonna. Yeah, nobody's yeah
He's blowing some Chinese guy for $25 and giving half of it to Biden. Business deal that's dad set up a $25.
Yeah, $25.
Blow job and then handing $5 cash to Joe Biden.
This is the diversion that Hunter Biden could need.
I hadn't thought of that angle.
I started getting scared last night
about what, New York City?
That evangelicals are right.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, this is what they want, right?
This is, well, I do you think you'd be invited
into the kingdom of heaven?
Well, you know the Red Cow thing.
The Red Heifer, yeah.
So they started bringing those cows over there in the 90s.
Evangelicals were like, what's this cow thing for?
And then the Orthodox Jews that also think
that that's real, that they need to make the third
temple. The temple in Jerusalem. And they need the cows to do it. They were like, well these are good,
but the cow has to be born here. So they import the cows and then breed them trying to make the cows
there. And I guess they finally did it like a month ago. And all this crap happened? Yeah, they need,
I think they need 200 cows
and they need 20 cows or something like that.
So they have one now.
I think they have more than that, but.
Oh God.
I don't know.
This is like, I guess.
It's not gonna take a long time for that.
It needs to be a mature cow with, yeah.
I thought you were saying you were getting scared.
My girlfriend's brother called for it
particularly last night.
And he said that some friend of his My girlfriend's brother called Franksickly last night.
And he said that some friend of his is fucking some girl.
And she knows a guy at the government.
And he says that.
I don't want to raise a alarm.
But Hamas is playing on New King,
the New York City subway system.
Oh, they have a nuke on Friday.
This Friday Hamas will be...
From what?
From what this guy, this friend of his friends,
girl that he's fucking, who knows someone
that the government says that there will be
a Hamas nuke on the subject.
Nuclear war starts in Pakistan.
In the end, that's the reason I bring it in.
In the end, it's going to nuke Pakistan at some point.
I don't want to, yeah. I think it's probably going to be about this. It's going to probably, it in is India's gonna new Pakistan at some point. I don't want to but yeah
I think it's probably gonna be about this
Probably it's gonna be about Twitter. Yeah about them losing the meme war
They're starting to pop off with the memes the Pakistanis are just wrecking the Indian
Pakistanis are all the more are going mean. Yeah India's like doing like
India's like I love you. Israel. I kiss you so much in the Pakistani guys are just like,
wow, what a faggot.
And then drawing cartoons of them.
The one of the Indian guy covered in poo.
Using his computer.
Yeah, I've got the computer covered in poo.
I love Israel and the Pakistan memes.
Yeah. I mean, I think that's just where you would think that like
because Pakistan is sort of like the Israel of India.
Why is that?
Well, because it's like just a,
like a territory carved out based on nothing,
but like a religion.
I thought what it, didn't the British leave the,
and there was a, there, that was,
where's their war?
Yeah, they had a war.
There was a war. And Pakistan split off. Yeah. were there were there was there were there was there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there They have like multiple different. And it says Muslim, yeah. Yeah, they have different religions in India.
Yeah, yeah.
Pakistan is the one where it's like,
no, we want a Muslim state.
We're all Muslim here.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess, I don't think it's probably,
it's probably not analogous.
Analogous.
All right.
Yeah, but the other difference probably
also is that Palestine is not a country.
They haven't been granted.
They don't have a right to vote.
What does that have to do with India and Pakistan?
Because Pakistan has military.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Pakistan, you would think that Pakistanis
would be on the side of Israel.
Oh, yeah.
And they're not just because they're Muslim I guess. I think
that's probably what it is is the Hindu national circle on the side of
Israel. Anyway so they'll get these cows and then they'll they'll blow up that
mosque and then build the third temple. Yeah. And then I guess there's supposed to be like the orthodox Jews who
believe in the Messiah comes and then we have peace. But from my understanding
the evangelicals believe that their Messiah will be the Antichrist and then
there'll be seven years of global thermonuclear war. And then so we're pretty
close. And then yeah. And then Jesus Christ, here. Well, Jesus comes back and he does battle
with the Antichrist.
That's gonna be badass.
And the Antichrist teams up with Gog and Magog.
Who is that?
I think they're like two blind.
Even the Irish brothers.
There.
Am I understanding? It's a very effective. blind Irish brothers. There. Yeah. From my understanding.
It's a very effective.
Yeah.
They come.
They come.
They come from the North.
Oh.
Yeah.
Man, even though geolicles are fucking stupid.
They're so dumb.
Like a man.
They have rock at church.
Yeah.
No, they're going off right now. They're like, please blow up that mosque and build a temple. Please build a man. They have rock at church. Yeah. No, they're going off right now.
They're like, please blow up that mosque and build a temple.
Please build a temple.
The dome of the rock?
Yeah.
They're like, blow it up.
It's all for them.
It's all about Jerusalem.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, this is not the same place.
Right.
Yeah.
But the thinking goes if this pops off with the genius. Would Jesus want this for the Israel
that ethnically cleans the entire,
because I mean, let's say, you know,
how much, what do we got?
Like 48 more hours of Gaza.
You know, give or take.
The kind of a mandate off, I'd say.
Give or take, yeah.
Yeah.
Once that's gone, how much of the West Bank
is still even Palestinian?
What do you mean?
It's still mostly Palestinian,
but they're separated from one another.
They're separated into, I think, like, 49 different,
basically, zones that are like,
that are still.
So how long is that going to last?
No, the year.
We got it.
I don't know.
You're why you try to give the evangelicals their time table right now because I like
time tables.
I like scheduling.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, hopefully there's no.
Well, let's say they they ethnically the entire, let's say they achieve like
What is the greater Israel plan, right? So it's it's it's the entirety they take Syria to
They call it a stay God don't yeah, something like that. There's a whole thing
What you think then they're gonna just oh well, yeah, you get to keep Jerusalem. Yeah, you get the little dough. Yeah
No, they honestly if you want to save lives,
like really the humanitarian response right now
is just for 12 hours,
fucking abandoned the bombing in Gaza,
blow up Al-Aksa Mosque,
no, build the third temple,
just build the third temple,
burn the fucking cows be like okay
Nothing all right. We'll try again in a thousand years. Oh, yeah, everybody fucking chill out
You know what I mean? Yeah, that would save millions of lives
Yeah, I think that the Palestinians was still to be kind of pissed off at Israel. And I think vice versa.
Well, I think that's still the best to be told.
We've got to send Trump over there to fucking hammer it out.
Trump's Trump's Trump's like a shot at the beefy.
Trump would solve this in 20 minutes.
20 minutes.
Trump's like the only American politician that's read the tea leaves that after all the dust settles,
these really populations are gonna be like, what the fuck, how'd you let this happen?
Have you watched any of his rallies?
I've watched some of them.
He has no power now, so it's great.
He's pretty much on fire.
He just, yeah, he's just shitting all over everyone.
He's like, again, then, yeah, oh, he blew it.
Fuck it. He's a lamp and nailist here. Yeah, right. He's like, yeah, then yeah, oh, he blew it. Fuck it.
Lisa Lapinnelli is here.
Yeah, right.
He's just roasted with that.
Yeah, right, he just gets to say everybody's sauce.
She did.
Oh my God, how many black guys is she had sex with?
Yeah.
No, I mean, I though, they should just build that temple.
Yeah.
You're really considering this angle. What are they, what are they, they
saying these evangelicals? They're going crazier than the Indian guys. Yeah. Well, because
they want the temple built so that the Antichrist is born. As soon as the temple is built, is
the Antichrist born in the temple? What's that? Where is he born? He just shows up, I think.
I don't know. Yeah, I think he's probably about 30.
He definitely has.
What if it's you?
Oh, it's not.
What if you're the Antichrist?
It would be cool.
I would definitely start wearing leather jackets.
Yeah.
I think it would be like a more metal version of me.
It's probably, it's honestly, it's probably Zach Efron.
You think it is?
Yeah.
He's doing his travel show.
They have an episode. They blow up the the they build the second temple the war ends
and then Zach Efron the strike ends
She perfect timing the strike ends they bring back his travel show. He's like we're going to Jerusalem to see this fucking new temple
Yeah, and then he shows up and like you know he did that episode on water and
And then he shows up and like, you know, he did that episode on water and he's drank so much water now that he gets drunk off of it after that episode.
So like, oh my God, he can turn water in the alcohol.
This is the, you know, to the court and evangelicals, the Antichrist.
So the Antichrist has all the same powers as the Christ?
I think so. Yeah, he's like, well, he's sort of likerist has all the same powers as the Christ. I think so.
Yeah, he's like, well, he's sort of like a shadow,
the hedgehog, the Sonic.
So like, wait, do people start thinking
he's the real Christ?
Is that an issue?
He's doing all the tricks and they're like,
oh my God, Zach Efron is the returner.
They have to do Jesus and Nazareth.
Yeah, they have to do battle and then,
and then, yeah.
But the reason evangelicals wanted is just,
as soon as that temple is built
and the Antichrist shows up, then the rapture happens.
So they all just get to go to heaven.
And then they watch everyone die from heaven.
From heaven.
That's so sick.
Yeah, NFL on Fox.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They have clearest playing the electric guitar.
Yeah.
They're the robot rocker guy.
The Antichrist is definitely...
I think it's Zach Efron.
Yeah, and who's Gog and McGug?
I don't know.
Fucking regressing Kathy Lee.
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So some of them are pouches, though, they're like snooze.
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I think that we are gonna be hitting,
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This one's just this one's just mint, but Apple ice
This one's Apple ice. This one right here is mint. No, this one's mint. I think I opened it wrong
This is mint. I'm this one's mint. I think I opened it wrong. This is mint.
I'm holding mint.
This says mint.
Oh, these are breakers.
Open one of those other ones,
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Well, this, I mean, they make it hard
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Mango, look at this, mango.
I think this is like a David Blaine thing here.
All right, yeah, let's try one of the other ones.
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Eight milligrams is strong, it seems like.
I selected when we did the pre, yeah, I don't know how to open this.
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We'll try.
Let's pop one.
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I fucked it up too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Lucy. We just can't wait to get to our Lucy.
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This really, maybe this is how it is a good, like,
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Yeah, you can't figure out how to open the box here.
Okay, so it looks like a perforation.
Okay, yes. looks like a perforation. Okay, yes.
Oh, I understand.
So those, the top nick is for your discarded packets.
So you gotta take the sticker.
Your snooze packets.
Okay, this is probably,
there's a perforation around the sticker.
This probably makes sense if you do the packets,
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Yeah, the pouches.
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Alright.
I don't know, I'm under the weather right now, I don't know how to respond.
But you know what, this water going on.
Oh, that's cool.
Yes, so you put it in the top.
So I guess that's probably-
I put it in there.
Yeah, you just pose them in the top so you're not tossing them around town now
I've never done one of these before is this gonna knock me on my ass
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Do you have the ice?
I have a mango.
Can I hit see the mango?
Oh, you have the breakers.
So what's the difference between the breakers and?
It's a pouch.
This one's a pouch too.
I don't get it, man.
Let's see, let's combine.
Let's, I don't know, I wouldn't do too, brother.
I'm not gonna do too.
I don't know if it's wrong or if it's not.
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And then,
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That's the same, right?
What?
That's the Lucy brand, did one.
I don't understand what breakers,
what's the difference between breakers?
Let's look it up.
Let's go to Lucy.
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You keep talking while I look it up. Let's go to Lucy. Okay, yeah, let's look it up. You keep talking while I look it up.
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A little under the weather.
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Are you feeling anything?
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No, I took it out just in case it fucked me up while I'm trying to read.
Huh.
Each breakerers pouch.
Yeah, what are the breakers?
Maybe check that out.
I'm going to keep mine in, but it is making me a little bit crazy right now.
Meach breakers are packed with pure nicotine flavor, but there's an extra surprise.
Oh, so each breakers pouch contains a little jewel-like capsule that can be broken open to release a flood of extra flavor.
So they're like, you remember like camel crushes?
So I should chew it?
Yeah, chew it and see if you get extra flavor.
I'm going to fall into my mouth.
to see if you get extra flavor.
What if all goes with my mouth?
Yeah, so I guess Lucy is the only company that has these.
And then the... Oh, I've got flavors.
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Oh yeah, this is strong.
Yeah, sorry, I selected, they do like a pre-screening.
Before they sent it and I picked the strongest option
Why don't you get this because it's the most?
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You didn't use the cap part
That was some great stuff. Yeah, so the breakers are they got an extra you buy them and it's a
lot and you get a rush of flavor. Yeah, that was I would say that was exhilarating.
Yeah, and they got a lot of fun flavors here. We got mango, we got more mango, we got what is this
mint? Mint? And then these are the regular ones, that's mint and then they sent us apple ice. That was the one that I had.
Yeah.
What did that taste like?
It tastes like apple, the nice.
Pretty good.
Yeah, pretty good stuff.
Pretty good stuff.
Yeah.
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If you like nicotine gum, now what I use nicotine for
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Because if I'm working, I'll get a little bit done
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And just bear in mind that I'm this coughing because he's sick.
I'm sick, not because of the Lucy.
Yeah.
In fact, it made us, well, it didn't make us cough better.
We can't say that.
We can't say that, but I'm thinking something.
Yeah.
I really enjoy the flavor a lot.
I do.
Yeah, the flavors are great.
Yeah, it's like going out to dinner
with your whole dead relatives you haven't seen.
Wouldn't it be nice if you could just have
a whole, like, a imagine a rotisserie show?
I feel like I'm at Red Lobster with all of my dead aunts.
All of my, I had 12 lesbian aunts that all, unfortunately,
they went on a group cruise and drowned
in their collective menstrual fluid.
They did, yeah.
What was the thing?
They were all sharing a kitty pool
and it just, it was that time of the month.
Really?
Yeah.
So I feel like I'm with them.
And they're all here again.
That's like dinner with them.
Hold for you.
It was about three and a half weeks ago.
And you were supposed to be on that cruise?
I was.
Yeah.
God damn it.
I remember you were telling me you had to get on the ship for a cruise.
I can't do the show.
I'm going on a lesbian cruise.
I can't be here.
A lesbian cruise. I guess the taste is amazing. The flavors are outstanding.
Correct. I really do like this apple mint.
They don't leave my mouth dry.
Yes. And that is long lasting flavor.
And the accessories, I can't get over these amazing.
Honestly, yeah, real talk, this is an amazing crew neck.
The embroidery, I love it.
And I love the font.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's like an impact.
That is a bowl.
Let's see if they sell the clothes on their website.
Yeah, you're going to get a lot of the clothes.
Let's batch a free nicotine product website.
Let's rethink this.
Let's just say there's a clothing company called Lucy that also sells.
For fans of nicotine products, go check out Lucy.co-slash-taf. guess what i got lucid occio slash t a fs when you're at when you're at on the
lucy website
buying probably the finest crew neck i've ever seen
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oh damn yeah sorry sorry folks this gear is
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but i'm sure if you order enough
yet order enough and see if they'll send you, yeah, go to Lucy.com, put an order in.
If you, if you're a pouch head, if you're a nicotine fan, get some pouches.
I'd say place in order.
Lucy.co.
You're going to want to place an order.
Let's say, you know, plan for a year.
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I don't even see eight milligrams on their website.
Contact.
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Did you get worse?
You got stronger than they even sell?
I don't know.
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Yes, what was his
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What were his cigarettes?
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So this antichrist thing, I guess.
Yeah. Okay, we get back to this. No, because I want,
I want to know more. What is the anti-Christ? I'd be interested also to like, to know what popular
public figures have been accused of being the anti-Christ. A personal opponent of Christ expected to appear before the end of the world.
Okay.
So it's just a guy Jesus doesn't like.
What if you're Jesus and I'm the anti-Christ?
What if we just didn't know?
Well, I'm definitely not Jesus.
Why not?
I don't know.
I think I'm going to be one of the people
if the rapture does happen where they just get,
you know, like how dogs or cats are allowed into heaven.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be, I won't be judged.
I think they'll see me as like a mentally deficient.
So where do you get to go to the kennels?
Just a room filled with like dogs and cats.
There's like PS5 in there.
Really?
Yeah.
And it just looks like like a, just a non- PS5 in there. Really? Yeah.
And it just looks like a non-descript government building.
And you got dogs crapping everywhere, so?
Yeah.
Dog fighting.
Yeah.
And a table for little guys playing magic together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It sounds pretty fun.
Yeah.
It's one of the circles of hell.
But it's like not Yeah. It's one of the circles of hell. But it's like not bad.
It's chill.
All right.
I'm trying to see if people who have been accused of being anti-Christ.
The ethnicity of the Antichrist.
There we go.
Okay.
A widely held belief throughout the history of the Church has been the notion that the
Antichrist will be of Jewish origin.
Okay. Let's hear it.
So it will be a Jew.
In fact, the Bible teaches just the opposite that the Antichrist will be a Gentile to say.
Okay, thank you.
It's not me.
Leaving only one other option.
Zach Efron. No only one other option. Zach Efro.
You know, it's you.
Maybe I'm Jesus.
Maybe I'm Jesus.
That would be pretty cool.
Yeah, I just want to know what they look like.
It would be like a Gundam.
I don't imagine that it would just be like a, like a, like a pallet swap of Jesus.
I imagine, I'm be like a pallet swap of Jesus. I imagine it would have gone them.
It'd gone them with a little guy in it, though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm imagining more of like kind of like a Mad Max Fury road
kind of metal monsters from Power Ranger.
Oh, like the putties?
No, no.
They're like Rita Rapulsos.
Yeah, like the monster.
Remember how Rita sends a monster?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that checks out.
I think that that would see that.
Yeah.
And then Jesus really should just build that temple.
We're all waiting.
I don't think that they're...
That's some crap that they like to say about this stuff
is that it's been 5,000 years of fighting.
Oh, it's not.
You know, prove it.
It's a third temple.
Let's see.
What?
Prove what?
No, I mean, it's just like, well, no, they're using this to say, oh, let the boy's fight.
It's been 5,000 years of this.
No, this is a horrible thing that's happening right now.
Yeah, and like modern days,
is some haps started in like the late,
18th century or 19th century.
What started that?
Like the Zionist movement.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
So it has been happening for 5,000 years.
It's just a fucking building though.
Just make it.
I know you keep talking about this building.
I'm gonna make it a Minecraft.
Really?
Yeah.
How do you do, how do,
how does Minecraft really work?
It's LEGOs.
You just get LEGOs and you do it on a computer?
Yeah, it's computer LEGOs.
Yeah.
And you can't like your friends can
like play with you in your Lego house? What the fuck is the sassanid empire? I don't know.
Oh, I'm a sassanid. You best not come around when they close out because I'm a sassanid.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. This was when they built the second temple, I believe. Yeah. Yeah.
The sassanians did that for the Jews?
I'm having trouble reading and speaking lately.
Dude, I...
I keep stumbling over my words.
Yeah?
Yeah.
What is it?
Is there like a medical reason for it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you're having strokes. Head, hip, mini strokes. Yeah.
Yeah.
What does that mean, mini strokes?
Like, like, you just don't have the big one.
Are you like, come?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, what does it say though?
What does the second tempo have to look like?
All right, although in mainstream Orthodox Judaism,
the rebuilding of the temple is generally left
to the coming of the Jewish.
On the Jewish yash.
Yeah.
And to divine providence,
the number of organizations generally representing
a small minority of Orthodox Jews
have been formed with the objective of realizing
the immediate construction of a
third temple in present times.
Okay, I'm just gonna go there and say I'm the Messiah.
How will they know that you're not?
I'm like I'm the Messiah, just build the temple.
Yeah.
We gotta get David Blaine to do it.
He could trick, I think.
Easily.
Yeah.
Easy. Yeah.
Easy.
Send David Blaine.
Well, to get the classic surgery for David Blaine to make him look like a Gundam.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see.
And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then he's like, now build the temple.
Build the temple.
Yeah, now build the temple.
Yeah.
This isn't the tour you got to do this.
Yeah, you got to build the temple.
Yes, fucking build it, dude.
Where the cow's at?
You got the red cow's at any 500.
We need 500 of them.
Yeah.
All right, you know which cow is yours?
Look again.
Now it's your wife's pussy.
What was that, your cow? Yeah. No Now it's your wife's pussy. What was that, your cow?
Yeah.
No, that's your wife's pussy.
Yeah.
Now look inside.
It's a cow.
Now look inside the cow.
It's your wife's pussy.
Yeah, man.
I've been sick the last four to eight hours,
and I just keep waking up and then just seeing horrific pictures
from this, and then they go back to sleep.
And I was bleeding into my fever dreams.
And go on, talk about that.
I'm seeing if there's anything.
I had a dream that my mom had Twitter. Yeah. Then I woke up and I remember that she passed away. Did she have Twitter? No, she didn't have Twitter. She was being really funny on it.
What did she say? She was tweeting about, I don't know know I forgot what the tweets were but I remember that in the dream I text my sister. I was like mom's me
It's so funny on Twitter
I just said that dream while sleeping on that chair in there
Right over there. It's kind of sweet honestly
Guys we got to end this war we got to end all wars
That's our I mean Nick and I have been in the war room
been thinking this thing through.
And it's cool, I mean, I kinda just want to read the Bible.
Really?
It's not that good.
It's, most of it sucks.
It sucks, yeah.
Dude, my bar mitzvah tour,
it's a Bible read.
The Bible reads like a fucking five-year-old lying to you.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, oh, and then,
and I mean all my friends, we went across the desert,
but then my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, by the way,
she like, they said we can't go back,
but she turned around and then she turned into a statue
and, and,
I'm just like, just fucking nonsense.
And then we were, I went up the mountain
and I was talking to God,
but then when everyone's down there,
they took all the gold and they melted it
and they made it into a cow.
And then everyone was having a dance with the cow
and then God got pissed and they got, God smite them.
Yeah, it really does sound like a,
it makes sense.
It makes sense. If you have the end times
you're happening.
I mean, especially post-epstein.
So it proves all these world elites are just pedophiles.
And then if you know, I mean the temple,
didn't they find a moleque on his island?
What is moleque?
I don't know what it is. It's crap.
Can I God, that's a cow?
Cow statue.
Epstein.
Oh, he had a golden calf?
Yeah.
Oh, where?
In the like a bad temple?
I mean, he did have like a gold dome temple.
Yeah.
Oh my God, Nick.
I don't like this talk.
This is scary.
Say something else while I Google this.
No, I'm thinking about scary, it's scary.
Come on, man.
You got it. All right,'s scary Come on man, you got it
Alright so
Come on man
Come on man
It's just like
Did I hate being sick?
I'm freaking socks
I'm freaking socks.
What does it say? They found Molok on his island or not.
I'm trying to find it, but if you're just...
If you're just...
I'm not gonna do...
If you decided to just belly ache.
I'm not belly ache, yeah, just...
You're belly ache.
I can't miss a studio today or do the show.
And I just remembered when I told you that I... You're belly happy. I can't miss this. You're the energy of the show.
And I just remembered when I told you that I,
that when I was sleeping at one time, I felt like I was dying.
I don't remember that.
When you're making yourself laugh over it.
I felt like I was tripping your own things you said.
No, I'm laughing.
I'm laughing at something you said.
You're self laughing. No, laughing at something you said yourself laughing
No, I said that when I was thinking oh my god. I was tripping
Why I think that was I have something like that and then you like made fun of me for what do your go to sources for
Seeing war porn. I go both sides. What do you know? I mean her?
Memory TV.
What the fuck is memory TV?
That's the one where it's the shakes that are like,
they're like doing the finger thing?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And it's just like they have full ISIS guys.
It's called memory TV.
M-E-M-R-I and then Ben Shapiro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ben Shapiro losing his mind right now.
There's kind of seems to be a...
This is what happens when you let girls say stuff.
Girls did this.
Yeah, they said that it was girls that were over 5'5".
The Barbie movie is the reason that Thomas attacked.
Ben Shapiro is mad at tucker right now
because tucker said that we have a
fentanyl crisis so we have something coming to the country that's killing millions
of americans
and
and then select what he's like no we don't
that but but you're concerned about
a thousand Israelis.
Uh-huh.
Tucker said that to him?
Tucker said that, and he was watching a clip of it, and then Ben started shaking.
Oh!
Yeah, he got really mad.
Good.
Yeah, there's like a division right now in the right between like...
Well, that's, yeah, because during the Trump era all those like cuz you know Trump's platform was he was like kind of like an isolation
It's kind of a big tent kind of guy all those America first guys. They don't
They don't fuck with Israel at all. Well Andrew Tates also like I think he converted to Islam too
So there's like a real like the right is kind of breaking apart all these guys
Yeah, and then you have kind of like Ne-con Ben Shapiro type of guys right. Yeah, I mean that's and then those
those
Right-wing populists they all they're like, oh, this is good all the
Those people are killing each other. Yeah. Yeah, woo
Yeah, and then
Yeah, and then people said
Now Ben Shapiro is like releasing pictures
Because people like are saying there's no that there wasn't any evidence of the child beheadings
So Ben Shapiro is getting mad now. He just believes the picture of like,
I think it's two babies that are just...
Having sex?
No, they're just on the phone.
They've been hosting trouble.
That had been lit on fire and they look
charred beyond recognition.
And it's just like...
Texas style babies.
Yeah.
And it's, uh...
Yeah, just everyone's talking about babies right now.
And then you just see that...
You just see that...
Because babies don't even care.
Yeah, babies...
If you're up to the babies, you think this is bad?
Yeah.
The babies would be doing some more shit.
Yeah, they'd be watching, fucking...
You know, and then you obviously see like the bombings and causing you see the baby that's covered in ash That's crying, you know like all those pictures and well if you want to watch something else
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Wait, what's the sassanese all about?
I don't know, the sassanese empire.
So I'm just gonna say that.
Sassanese you to sit down and listen.
Yeah, you better not.
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What's to deal with them?
They're like all the, like, the Haseeds are like pro-Palestine.
No, there's this one-sack Hamas.
There's one-sack that's pro-Amas.
I love that they're just like...
Committing the Israeli flag.
But then you look at the beginning... The committed being is annoying Israeli flag. But then you look at the beginning.
The committed to being is annoying, is positive.
But if you look at why, it's because like women,
like can wear pants in Israel or like drive cars
or something or re-eater.
Like, it's not for like the human rights violations
in Gaza.
It's because they, well, I think it's,
I think it's because of the temple too actually.
I think that's what it is.
I think that they think that there shouldn't,
there can't be a state of Israel or there a Jewish state
or Jewish country until the Messiah comes
and they build this third temple.
They gotta build that temple. They gotta build that temple.
They gotta build that temple.
Those guys will chill out.
The evangelicals will chill out.
Just build the temple.
I think the Israelis and the Palestinians
will still be broke.
It's win-win.
Either you build the temple and it's the end times, right?
And I go to hell, whatever.
That would suck.
Yeah.
But more likely, you build the temple and nothing happens.
And then we can put all of this to rest.
We don't have-
Bellas, bellas, bellas calm down.
We don't have to do this anymore.
Yeah.
How many times are really thinking to do this?
They just keep doing it over and over again.
Yeah. How many times are really thinking to do this? They just keep doing it over and over again. Yeah, well then it would take at least another hundred years
to reboot the like,
but this time.
But this time for real.
This time the end times are coming.
But a hundred years, that's piece
and quiet the rest of our lives.
Yeah.
Then we don't have to hear about this crap.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean that would be nice. I mean, you're kind of convincing me. don't have to hear about this crap. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that would be nice. I mean, you're kind of convincing me.
They got a kind of a sample.
We have to just try.
What do they, who builds it?
You got a contract?
Italian.
Yeah, a contract.
Yeah.
But come on, you know about that.
What, the material costs go a spike.
You're like, oh, where's this hole in the budget?
What are you talking about?
You hire Italian contractors.
That's fine.
Okay, so like who's paying?
What us, the show?
No, we're not paying for it.
Who, the evangelicals?
I don't know, the taxes.
I wanted to be classed.
I just look, I want healthcare.
For all the money I'm paying taxes,
I think everybody should have healthcare, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Second to that, the third temple being built in Jerusalem.
Oh, the United States federal government.
Yeah.
I think instead of a wall, we should build the third town.
That'd be so sick.
That'd be sick.
And if we made it look like DC,
yeah, Greek columns.
Mm-hmm.
What you have nice.
Anytime I've said the third temple in my mind,
what I've been imagining is New York, New York,
in Las Vegas.
Yeah.
So sick.
Yeah.
The tying me-
With the roller coaster.
Yeah.
Going through it.
I've ridden that roller coaster of mad time.
There should be a casino called the Third Temple.
That'd be pretty cool.
Yeah.
Has anyone moshed up with the Third Temple?
Would it look like?
From what I've read is, no.
I don't think so.
I'm sure there's some guys.
Okay, yes.
Do they have any pieces of that?
Thirdtempel.org.
Here's a website.
Okay. It's a website? Okay
It's Jewish website you can trust it
So there's a team of architects responsible for the preparation of the plans for the third temple
So they're already on this Nick, okay
They honor the prophecy of Ezekiel based on the comments of Rashi along with the those of Vilna Gaon
Malbim you know, I'm a I'm a descendant of him. Oh with those of Vilna Gaon, Malbim. You know, I'm a descendant of him.
Oh, who?
The Vilna Gaon.
It's a great rapper.
I'm pretty sure I'm a descendant, or we're just from the same town.
Yes, I would have descendant is.
Well, I think we were descendants of him.
I think we were.
That being from the same town is not a descendant. Well, we were from Vilna for sure. So I think we were descendants of him. I think we were. That being from the same town is not a dissent.
Well, we were from Vilnius for sure.
So I think we're also...
That's just a town.
And so actually a city.
I'm pretty sure I'm a descendant of this great man.
Anyway, each of whom have clarified in their book
and made accessible verses a 40 through 47.
Look at this thing.
This thing, Nick, this thing is beautiful.
It's actually not that nice.
What, the temple?
Wait, is this like some company that's gonna... That's asking for money?
Is this just a scam website?
Yeah, I hope so.
Okay, if we want to build,
we can build the third temple today.
Wait, Nick, this is the website.
You got to get with these guys.
Yeah. Okay, so these guys already have the plans.
They got architects.
They already read the books.
They know what it needs to look like.
Okay.
I want to build the third temple.
Here's a link.
I'm going to click it.
All right.
And next.
Okay, so let's, so we have to put it in your name
in your phone number and your data number, in your data birth.
Nick?
Hold on, listen, these retarded Irish people think the arc of the covenant is in Ireland somewhere?
Who?
The British Israel Association? Okay. Uh...
What?
Okay, so we're gonna say Mr. Nick.
You wanna go by Nick or Nicholas?
Oh, put my name down as Leon Creme.
Leon? Leon Creme, please Leon Cream, okay?
And United States and the city is what city? New York, New York?
Wait, the Jewish calendar has Nissan month?
No way. Oh yeah, Nissan. Yeah, that's a month.
It's like truck month is just in the religion.
That's cool. It's like truck Mont is just in the religion.
That's cool.
Maybe we got a couple of things, right? Yeah.
I want a guided tour of the third temple.
Okay, so this is where they're going to build it.
Okay, so that's so this is where they're going to build it. So basically all that stands their way is they have to destroy the dome of the rock.
That has to be destroyed.
You know what happened on that site, Nick?
What?
Of the dome of the rock?
Smackdown rock?
No.
Oh. So the rock is where the prophet Muhammad flew up to heaven on the earth. The rock? Smackdown rock? No.
So the rock is where the prophet Muhammad flew up to heaven on this horse off that rock.
Undoane Johnston?
No.
Undoane Johnston.
There's just a rock in there.
I thought that was like that.
That's where he went up.
Just a giant statue of Dwayne Johnston's head.
No, it's nothing to do with the rock. Also, it's where,
I thought there was a statue of Dwayne Johnson getting his dick sucked on. He's not a Muslim.
It's not the home of the rock. That would be cool. Yeah, Muslims won't let you destroy that.
Only Muslims are allowed to pray to that. That's fair.
Oh yeah.
Feels really fucking good.
I'm up here.
I'm up here on the mountain getting my fucking cock suck.
Beautiful day out here getting my cock suck.
Oh, it's not the dome of the rock.
It's not him giving head.
No, it's him getting domed.
No, but it's not him doming people out.
They don't get, you don't get domed.
You get your dick sucked.
You don't get the dome of the rock.
Or you get your dick sucked. So like in the manner that he would like to get,
that he likes getting his dick sucked.
Yeah.
Well, now we're gonna get in trouble, dude.
We're making fun of fucking religions and stuff.
We're not making fun.
We're just trying to understand.
I'm never making fun of anything.
I'm just trying to understand.
And now I can barely speak.
Because people have been mean to me instead of letting me explore the world with power like religions,
you know, with whimsy and and luster. Totally. Yeah. Nick, you don't see him, but when
he's on the street, he skips. I do. He skips. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And he typically has a giant lolly poppy caries around him.
Yeah. I have makeup on and I dress like a little sailor.
Yeah.
Dude, hopscotch is like the gayest shit in the entire world.
Why? I'm actually really good at it.
There's, you just fucking jump, right?
What? You're talking about the thing that's not hard. There's, you just fucking jump, right?
What?
You're talking about the thing that's like,
what's up?
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm really good at that.
It's not hard and it gets pretty boring
after you do it like three times.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But then the game is that you put a rock on one of the pieces and then you can't use it.
It was invented in ancient Rome.
Hopscotch?
Mm-hmm.
Really?
In Iran, the game is called Leile.
New and conflelele?
Yeah.
Everything is, everything is just ancient.
Yeah.
What about four square?
Not podcasting. Who invented four square?
Connect four.
Who invented wall wall?
What's wall wall?
You know that game where you have to hit a wall ball.
Yeah, I think it's like a Chinese cool Chinese guys.
They love handball.
They do me a love it like that.
It's nice it's kind of a game you don't really need much to play. They love handball. They do me loving like it.
It's nice it's kind of a game you don't really need much to play.
The equipment costs are really low.
You need what? Just a racket ball, correct?
Mm-hmm. Anyway.
What else is going on with you?
Well, second bet for three years.
Are you worried about this?
About the war?
No, this terrorist attack on Friday.
Yeah.
So I'm worried about Hamas.
New York Hamas attack plan.
Yeah.
City boosts safety and security amid Israel, Hamas war.
New York does.
Yeah, Eric Adams.
What did he say?
Let's hear him out.
All right, well let me play the video without signing it.
I hate that.
Since hundreds of Israelis were shot or kidnapped by Hamas
terrorists over the weekend, the NYPD has increased
patrols and surveillance around synagogues and mosques.
Officials say there have been no threats,
but they remain alert.
What's your got going on?
I'm looking at what the third temple could look like.
There are multiple organizations that say that they will be building the third temple.
There are multiple websites.
This one's now, this one's called the, okay, so here it is.
The Gold and the Mitzvah there's a different, completely different website
found. It's to help build the third temple on the Mount Moraya in Jerusalem.
They're collecting money in order to search the tunnels under the temple
mountain in order to find the Golden Ark and other important artifacts.
Okay. What's the best hotel in Vegas?
What? What's the nicest hotel?
Um, the wind is nice.
No, I mean like the one like if I'm like James Bond
that I'm going to Vegas for my thing.
Maybe the wind, the wind?
On core at the wind.
That's nice. What about the Venetian Venetian's knives?
When the time comes they plan to assist the Venetian in the Bellagia. What's the difference
between the Venetian and the Bellagia? One's Italy and one's And Venetian is supposed to be Lake Como. Lake Como?
Como?
George Clooney lives there.
I like Como.
Oh.
You know, over George Clooney's place, over Lake Como.
I thought he was married to an Indian lady though.
He's married to a lawyer.
Yeah.
An Indian lawyer.
I think he was married to a lawyer. I thought he was married to an Indian lady though.
He's married to a lawyer.
Yeah, an Indian lawyer.
Gamal.
Yeah.
Gamal, I'm told, Nassar.
There are so many websites that are asking for money
to build their temple.
Yeah.
If we could just have our own website.
I'm gonna start a website this whole time.
Dude, this is, this is, it's, I, you,
we had a good line of thinking on this.
Yeah.
Because it's led me to this new level of scam
that we could be pulling.
I can't think about anything other
than just building that temple.
It needs to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It has to happen.
It has to. No Yeah. Yeah. It has to happen. It has to.
Those are incredible.
Folks, if any of you guys are general contract.
Yeah, we need good guys, all right?
Because dealing with contractors can be a nightmare sometimes.
So we can say delays.
The budget getting just blown up.
Update on the building of the third temple.
Okay, where are we getting this?
Oh, it does look kinda cool.
It looks sorta like a son of Ben Lawden's house in Pakistan.
In a bodibod?
Or Jalalabad?
In a bodibod.
A bodibod.
A bodibod, yeah. A bodibod, yeah. Where's Jalalabad? And about a boy. About about. About about.
Yeah, about about.
Yeah.
Where's Jalalabad?
That was in Afghanistan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jalal, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake,
Lil' and Hall.
Jalal, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Lil' and Bad.
Okay.
Well, wait, so we need the Ark of the Covenant.
We need this, uh, we need a seven-pronged
menorah.
They've already made that.
They made that.
They made the big golden menorah.
The big golden, who made that?
One of these groups, it's breeding cows.
What are the cowboys?
They're ready with the menorah.
Yeah.
Okay, so what else do we need?
We need a Torah.
That would be a good fun location for a Western.
In Israel?
Yeah, but it's just like fucking...
That's God.
But you're just giving them like...
You just cock the hats to the side and put them on a horse.
Oh, khases?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're fudging these cattle ranchers trying to steal our red cows.
How, what did the red cows look like?
They look good.
They look like regular cows, but they're red.
Really?
Yeah.
How'd they get it that way?
Well, baby belt.
It's a type of cow that they breed in Texas,
a red angus.
A red angus.
Yeah.
And the Texas boys got them out there.
That's really nice of them.
That's not bad. That looks kind of brown to me a little bit. Doesn't look really red.
I was thinking bright red.
I am struggling, dude.
Yeah, okay, well then we can end the episode. You can go back to sleep.
We don't have to end it
No, we're all right. We can build it way out my how long have we done
How long have we done today
Ask Ginsburg. I don't know how many minutes Ginsburg probably like an hour and 20
Gizberg could you just clean it up and make it like sound like a little bit?
OK, thank you.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you, guys.
Hopefully next time we talk to you, I won't be sick.
And we'll have peace.
Yeah, I think I'm sick also, because I can't speak.
Dude, I don't know what it is.
I think, yeah, I'm having trouble speaking.
All right, thank you.