The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 24

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to the Adam Fried Luncho podcast. It is, I'm sick. I'm sorry guys, I'm sick. I don't know if you like this, how do my beautiful voice is going to be a little bit gross right today. I know it's typically gross but I'm sick. I'm sick of this war. We're at Nick and I on the case right now. About this situation in the Middle East, we're monitoring it, I think, for four days now. Yeah. We have war room set up.
Starting point is 00:00:38 We've got a lot of maps. Kind of a lot of touch screen technology. I just want to know, while this is going on, you know, like, as soon as the attack happened, that's the most important. Hamas attack happened. And then everybody gets, everybody gets the notification,
Starting point is 00:00:53 push to their phone, World War Three is starting. Yeah. Hunter Biden is immediately just fucking, just fucking, just fucking a child. On K's got, fuck, phone 15 pro and regular just filming himself Annaring a baby. Yeah, he's like sending to his dad. He's like we're back in business Nobody can fucking punch. He's making deals. Nobody's gonna. Yeah, nobody's yeah He's blowing some Chinese guy for $25 and giving half of it to Biden. Business deal that's dad set up a $25.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Yeah, $25. Blow job and then handing $5 cash to Joe Biden. This is the diversion that Hunter Biden could need. I hadn't thought of that angle. I started getting scared last night about what, New York City? That evangelicals are right. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Well, I mean, this is what they want, right? This is, well, I do you think you'd be invited into the kingdom of heaven? Well, you know the Red Cow thing. The Red Heifer, yeah. So they started bringing those cows over there in the 90s. Evangelicals were like, what's this cow thing for? And then the Orthodox Jews that also think
Starting point is 00:02:04 that that's real, that they need to make the third temple. The temple in Jerusalem. And they need the cows to do it. They were like, well these are good, but the cow has to be born here. So they import the cows and then breed them trying to make the cows there. And I guess they finally did it like a month ago. And all this crap happened? Yeah, they need, I think they need 200 cows and they need 20 cows or something like that. So they have one now. I think they have more than that, but.
Starting point is 00:02:31 Oh God. I don't know. This is like, I guess. It's not gonna take a long time for that. It needs to be a mature cow with, yeah. I thought you were saying you were getting scared. My girlfriend's brother called for it particularly last night.
Starting point is 00:02:44 And he said that some friend of his My girlfriend's brother called Franksickly last night. And he said that some friend of his is fucking some girl. And she knows a guy at the government. And he says that. I don't want to raise a alarm. But Hamas is playing on New King, the New York City subway system. Oh, they have a nuke on Friday.
Starting point is 00:03:02 This Friday Hamas will be... From what? From what this guy, this friend of his friends, girl that he's fucking, who knows someone that the government says that there will be a Hamas nuke on the subject. Nuclear war starts in Pakistan. In the end, that's the reason I bring it in.
Starting point is 00:03:21 In the end, it's going to nuke Pakistan at some point. I don't want to, yeah. I think it's probably going to be about this. It's going to probably, it in is India's gonna new Pakistan at some point. I don't want to but yeah I think it's probably gonna be about this Probably it's gonna be about Twitter. Yeah about them losing the meme war They're starting to pop off with the memes the Pakistanis are just wrecking the Indian Pakistanis are all the more are going mean. Yeah India's like doing like India's like I love you. Israel. I kiss you so much in the Pakistani guys are just like, wow, what a faggot.
Starting point is 00:03:47 And then drawing cartoons of them. The one of the Indian guy covered in poo. Using his computer. Yeah, I've got the computer covered in poo. I love Israel and the Pakistan memes. Yeah. I mean, I think that's just where you would think that like because Pakistan is sort of like the Israel of India. Why is that?
Starting point is 00:04:10 Well, because it's like just a, like a territory carved out based on nothing, but like a religion. I thought what it, didn't the British leave the, and there was a, there, that was, where's their war? Yeah, they had a war. There was a war. And Pakistan split off. Yeah. were there were there was there were there was there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there They have like multiple different. And it says Muslim, yeah. Yeah, they have different religions in India.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah, yeah. Pakistan is the one where it's like, no, we want a Muslim state. We're all Muslim here. Yeah, yeah. I guess, I don't think it's probably, it's probably not analogous. Analogous.
Starting point is 00:04:57 All right. Yeah, but the other difference probably also is that Palestine is not a country. They haven't been granted. They don't have a right to vote. What does that have to do with India and Pakistan? Because Pakistan has military. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Pakistan, you would think that Pakistanis would be on the side of Israel. Oh, yeah. And they're not just because they're Muslim I guess. I think that's probably what it is is the Hindu national circle on the side of Israel. Anyway so they'll get these cows and then they'll they'll blow up that mosque and then build the third temple. Yeah. And then I guess there's supposed to be like the orthodox Jews who believe in the Messiah comes and then we have peace. But from my understanding
Starting point is 00:05:50 the evangelicals believe that their Messiah will be the Antichrist and then there'll be seven years of global thermonuclear war. And then so we're pretty close. And then yeah. And then Jesus Christ, here. Well, Jesus comes back and he does battle with the Antichrist. That's gonna be badass. And the Antichrist teams up with Gog and Magog. Who is that? I think they're like two blind.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Even the Irish brothers. There. Am I understanding? It's a very effective. blind Irish brothers. There. Yeah. From my understanding. It's a very effective. Yeah. They come. They come. They come from the North.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Oh. Yeah. Man, even though geolicles are fucking stupid. They're so dumb. Like a man. They have rock at church. Yeah. No, they're going off right now. They're like, please blow up that mosque and build a temple. Please build a man. They have rock at church. Yeah. No, they're going off right now.
Starting point is 00:06:45 They're like, please blow up that mosque and build a temple. Please build a temple. The dome of the rock? Yeah. They're like, blow it up. It's all for them. It's all about Jerusalem. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Unfortunately, this is not the same place. Right. Yeah. But the thinking goes if this pops off with the genius. Would Jesus want this for the Israel that ethnically cleans the entire, because I mean, let's say, you know, how much, what do we got? Like 48 more hours of Gaza.
Starting point is 00:07:19 You know, give or take. The kind of a mandate off, I'd say. Give or take, yeah. Yeah. Once that's gone, how much of the West Bank is still even Palestinian? What do you mean? It's still mostly Palestinian,
Starting point is 00:07:32 but they're separated from one another. They're separated into, I think, like, 49 different, basically, zones that are like, that are still. So how long is that going to last? No, the year. We got it. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:48 You're why you try to give the evangelicals their time table right now because I like time tables. I like scheduling. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, hopefully there's no. Well, let's say they they ethnically the entire, let's say they achieve like What is the greater Israel plan, right? So it's it's it's the entirety they take Syria to
Starting point is 00:08:13 They call it a stay God don't yeah, something like that. There's a whole thing What you think then they're gonna just oh well, yeah, you get to keep Jerusalem. Yeah, you get the little dough. Yeah No, they honestly if you want to save lives, like really the humanitarian response right now is just for 12 hours, fucking abandoned the bombing in Gaza, blow up Al-Aksa Mosque, no, build the third temple,
Starting point is 00:08:41 just build the third temple, burn the fucking cows be like okay Nothing all right. We'll try again in a thousand years. Oh, yeah, everybody fucking chill out You know what I mean? Yeah, that would save millions of lives Yeah, I think that the Palestinians was still to be kind of pissed off at Israel. And I think vice versa. Well, I think that's still the best to be told. We've got to send Trump over there to fucking hammer it out. Trump's Trump's Trump's like a shot at the beefy.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Trump would solve this in 20 minutes. 20 minutes. Trump's like the only American politician that's read the tea leaves that after all the dust settles, these really populations are gonna be like, what the fuck, how'd you let this happen? Have you watched any of his rallies? I've watched some of them. He has no power now, so it's great. He's pretty much on fire.
Starting point is 00:09:39 He just, yeah, he's just shitting all over everyone. He's like, again, then, yeah, oh, he blew it. Fuck it. He's a lamp and nailist here. Yeah, right. He's like, yeah, then yeah, oh, he blew it. Fuck it. Lisa Lapinnelli is here. Yeah, right. He's just roasted with that. Yeah, right, he just gets to say everybody's sauce. She did.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Oh my God, how many black guys is she had sex with? Yeah. No, I mean, I though, they should just build that temple. Yeah. You're really considering this angle. What are they, what are they, they saying these evangelicals? They're going crazier than the Indian guys. Yeah. Well, because they want the temple built so that the Antichrist is born. As soon as the temple is built, is the Antichrist born in the temple? What's that? Where is he born? He just shows up, I think.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I don't know. Yeah, I think he's probably about 30. He definitely has. What if it's you? Oh, it's not. What if you're the Antichrist? It would be cool. I would definitely start wearing leather jackets. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I think it would be like a more metal version of me. It's probably, it's honestly, it's probably Zach Efron. You think it is? Yeah. He's doing his travel show. They have an episode. They blow up the the they build the second temple the war ends and then Zach Efron the strike ends She perfect timing the strike ends they bring back his travel show. He's like we're going to Jerusalem to see this fucking new temple
Starting point is 00:10:59 Yeah, and then he shows up and like you know he did that episode on water and And then he shows up and like, you know, he did that episode on water and he's drank so much water now that he gets drunk off of it after that episode. So like, oh my God, he can turn water in the alcohol. This is the, you know, to the court and evangelicals, the Antichrist. So the Antichrist has all the same powers as the Christ? I think so. Yeah, he's like, well, he's sort of likerist has all the same powers as the Christ. I think so. Yeah, he's like, well, he's sort of like a shadow, the hedgehog, the Sonic.
Starting point is 00:11:29 So like, wait, do people start thinking he's the real Christ? Is that an issue? He's doing all the tricks and they're like, oh my God, Zach Efron is the returner. They have to do Jesus and Nazareth. Yeah, they have to do battle and then, and then, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:44 But the reason evangelicals wanted is just, as soon as that temple is built and the Antichrist shows up, then the rapture happens. So they all just get to go to heaven. And then they watch everyone die from heaven. From heaven. That's so sick. Yeah, NFL on Fox.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They have clearest playing the electric guitar. Yeah. They're the robot rocker guy. The Antichrist is definitely... I think it's Zach Efron. Yeah, and who's Gog and McGug?
Starting point is 00:12:19 I don't know. Fucking regressing Kathy Lee. Yeah, probably. Today's episode is we have a new sponsor on the show. We really, really are excited about this one first. We haven't even opened the box yet. Ginsburg, three. Lucy. Lucy.
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Starting point is 00:13:31 We got these are pouches. Breakers. I think that we are gonna be hitting, I thought we were putting nothing. We got Lucy key chains here. Oh my God. So breakers, so these are like, Hey, look at this. This seems like personalized for me.
Starting point is 00:13:51 What is it, sir? If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking, but then it's got Lyndon Johnson's helicopter on there. That's pretty cool. Now, I don't know if, I don't know, because you know, they send this to stuff. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:03 That's a sticker. It's a packing label. So this is not something that comes in the box normally. I think they gave just for me because they know I'm a Lyndon Johnson fan. That's pretty cool. That's nice of them. All right, so.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Okay, so yeah, and then this, this is a nice, this, oh, it's a crew neck. Oh my God. Sorry, you guys, you guys sent too much other stuff that's good that we won't be able to get to the product for a minute. Nicotine for normal people, no freaks allowed. Yeah. So, no, this anti-christ talk while you're wearing it,
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Starting point is 00:14:50 I like it. I'm feeling very 2002. That was a much better year to be alive than the hell, absolute hell world you live in now. Yeah, right after 9-11. Yeah, 9-11, just good old-fashioned seats. And you're getting exploited. I don't know if they sell this stuff or is this just for the team. That's nice. after 9-11. Yeah, 9-11. Just good old-fashioned seats. And they're getting tired. And they're getting tired.
Starting point is 00:15:05 I don't know if they sell this stuff or is this just for the team? That's nice. Yeah, it's an embroidered. That's nice. I wish we had merged like this. Well, we do. Look, go to their website. Maybe they sell clothes.
Starting point is 00:15:16 We do have embroidered merch. As it stands. We will be talking about that later on the show. More impressed by the... Okay, so this one's just the regular Lucy one. And then let's get the, let's get the, so these are, so they have, let's get the copy out. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:16:23 This is mint. I'm this one's mint. I think I opened it wrong. This is mint. I'm holding mint. This says mint. Oh, these are breakers. Open one of those other ones, because I think I just, I don't know how I did this, but. Well, this, I mean, they make it hard
Starting point is 00:16:36 because they were with kids, you know? Kids like us. Mango, look at this, mango. I think this is like a David Blaine thing here. All right, yeah, let's try one of the other ones. All right, so. So here we go, so folks, I just wanna try one of these on the show.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Where are you using the telegram? Eight milligrams is strong, it seems like. I selected when we did the pre, yeah, I don't know how to open this. We'll see how. We'll try. Let's pop one. Okay. I fucked it up too.
Starting point is 00:17:18 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Lucy. We just can't wait to get to our Lucy. Yeah. This really, maybe this is how it is a good, like, smoking cessation program, because you're just playing with a box. Yeah, you can't figure out how to open the box here. Okay, so it looks like a perforation.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Okay, yes. looks like a perforation. Okay, yes. Oh, I understand. So those, the top nick is for your discarded packets. So you gotta take the sticker. Your snooze packets. Okay, this is probably, there's a perforation around the sticker. This probably makes sense if you do the packets,
Starting point is 00:18:03 which I never conscious. Yeah, the pouches. It's a practical or a prep or whatever. Alright. I don't know, I'm under the weather right now, I don't know how to respond. But you know what, this water going on. Oh, that's cool. Yes, so you put it in the top.
Starting point is 00:18:19 So I guess that's probably- I put it in there. Yeah, you just pose them in the top so you're not tossing them around town now I've never done one of these before is this gonna knock me on my ass Let it ride brother. Oh, yeah, anyways, I'm doing mango. What do you do? Apple ice I think oh, that sounds nice. Yeah, it's nice So so the breaker it's okay So folks whether you use nicotine to focus better,
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Starting point is 00:19:08 20 is a lot. Yeah, I can only feel a little buzz off that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, brother. Oh yeah. That is good. It tastes good too. I feel like I'm ready to play some fucking minor league baseball.
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Starting point is 00:19:50 Can I hit see the mango? Oh, you have the breakers. So what's the difference between the breakers and? It's a pouch. This one's a pouch too. I don't get it, man. Let's see, let's combine. Let's, I don't know, I wouldn't do too, brother.
Starting point is 00:20:05 I'm not gonna do too. I don't know if it's wrong or if it's not. Breakers. And then, what do those look like? I think they look. Lucy products are only for adults of legal age and every order is age verified.
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Starting point is 00:20:34 That's the Lucy brand, did one. I don't understand what breakers, what's the difference between breakers? Let's look it up. Let's go to Lucy. Okay, yeah, let's look it up. You keep talking while I look it up. Let's go to Lucy. Okay, yeah, let's look it up. You keep talking while I look it up. Huh.
Starting point is 00:20:49 A little under the weather. Um. Whoa. Keep talking. Are you feeling anything? What are you feeling right now? No, I took it out just in case it fucked me up while I'm trying to read. Huh.
Starting point is 00:21:04 Each breakerers pouch. Yeah, what are the breakers? Maybe check that out. I'm going to keep mine in, but it is making me a little bit crazy right now. Meach breakers are packed with pure nicotine flavor, but there's an extra surprise. Oh, so each breakers pouch contains a little jewel-like capsule that can be broken open to release a flood of extra flavor. So they're like, you remember like camel crushes? So I should chew it?
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah, chew it and see if you get extra flavor. I'm going to fall into my mouth. to see if you get extra flavor. What if all goes with my mouth? Yeah, so I guess Lucy is the only company that has these. And then the... Oh, I've got flavors. Yeah, you're getting flavors? Oh yeah, this is strong.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah, sorry, I selected, they do like a pre-screening. Before they sent it and I picked the strongest option Why don't you get this because it's the most? Come on don't we're You didn't use the cap part That was some great stuff. Yeah, so the breakers are they got an extra you buy them and it's a lot and you get a rush of flavor. Yeah, that was I would say that was exhilarating. Yeah, and they got a lot of fun flavors here. We got mango, we got more mango, we got what is this
Starting point is 00:22:38 mint? Mint? And then these are the regular ones, that's mint and then they sent us apple ice. That was the one that I had. Yeah. What did that taste like? It tastes like apple, the nice. Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good stuff. Pretty good stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:55 So I didn't see any gum in here, but I would like to try the gum because they also offer gum. If you like nicotine gum, now what I use nicotine for is to not compulsively eat or to focus on what I'm doing. Because if I'm working, I'll get a little bit done and I'm like, oh, I need to go eat an entire box in the Biscoe. And then you're like, no, you want your Bobbock.
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Starting point is 00:24:06 We can't say that, but I'm thinking something. Yeah. I really enjoy the flavor a lot. I do. Yeah, the flavors are great. Yeah, it's like going out to dinner with your whole dead relatives you haven't seen. Wouldn't it be nice if you could just have
Starting point is 00:24:24 a whole, like, a imagine a rotisserie show? I feel like I'm at Red Lobster with all of my dead aunts. All of my, I had 12 lesbian aunts that all, unfortunately, they went on a group cruise and drowned in their collective menstrual fluid. They did, yeah. What was the thing? They were all sharing a kitty pool
Starting point is 00:24:41 and it just, it was that time of the month. Really? Yeah. So I feel like I'm with them. And they're all here again. That's like dinner with them. Hold for you. It was about three and a half weeks ago.
Starting point is 00:24:54 And you were supposed to be on that cruise? I was. Yeah. God damn it. I remember you were telling me you had to get on the ship for a cruise. I can't do the show. I'm going on a lesbian cruise. I can't be here.
Starting point is 00:25:13 A lesbian cruise. I guess the taste is amazing. The flavors are outstanding. Correct. I really do like this apple mint. They don't leave my mouth dry. Yes. And that is long lasting flavor. And the accessories, I can't get over these amazing. Honestly, yeah, real talk, this is an amazing crew neck. The embroidery, I love it. And I love the font.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah. Yeah. That's like an impact. That is a bowl. Let's see if they sell the clothes on their website. Yeah, you're going to get a lot of the clothes. Let's batch a free nicotine product website. Let's rethink this.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Let's just say there's a clothing company called Lucy that also sells. For fans of nicotine products, go check out Lucy.co-slash-taf. guess what i got lucid occio slash t a fs when you're at when you're at on the lucy website buying probably the finest crew neck i've ever seen wow um... check that out for an endorsement uh... oh damn yeah sorry sorry folks this gear is is team only but i'm sure if you order enough
Starting point is 00:26:24 yet order enough and see if they'll send you, yeah, go to Lucy.com, put an order in. If you, if you're a pouch head, if you're a nicotine fan, get some pouches. I'd say place in order. Lucy.co. You're going to want to place an order. Let's say, you know, plan for a year. So get a year supply, spend $1,000. With all this, it like craziness in the world.
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Starting point is 00:27:06 You got stronger than they even sell? I don't know. I mean, I have them. So, yeah. So, I think they had a 12 option, too. This is two, four, and six. Well, we got eight. Anyways, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Place in order for $1,000 or or more and then call customer service and say, look, I just placed one of the most amazing orders you've ever seen. Yeah. Man, please have a crew neck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's worth it. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:27:52 and being like, hey, you got to Lucy. And they say, yes, we do. And then they get, he's like, oh, I wanted one. I wanted one new port. A single port 100. Yeah. And then, well, fuck it, I guess I'll try this and then Yeah, then they're good then they got these guys instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, smart. Yeah, so yeah at lucy.co slash T a fs
Starting point is 00:28:13 Check it out 20% off 20% off with our promo code T a fs that is a fucking hell of a deal You're gonna be you're gonna be getting buzzed for And feeling focused and relaxed. That's what I like. It's feeling it relaxed yet focused. That doesn't happen to me very often, you know? No, and thank you to Lucy for sending me this packing label with Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon Johnson, no. Yeah, that is phenomenal. Lyndon Johnson made a team thing. Yes, what was his
Starting point is 00:28:50 method of delivery method of choice? He was smoke. Smoke six. Yeah, he smoked six. What were his cigarettes? He would take it down and then just like suck the entire thing in. Just one.
Starting point is 00:29:02 He hit it. Just one pull. One pull. And he's like, we're going to bomb them with little Chinese spallers. Yeah. Let me do it. Yeah. Black people equal rights.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah. That's pretty good. We're doing civil rights. Yeah. And we're bombing the little Chinese spallers. You got to give it. You got to take it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:22 So this antichrist thing, I guess. Yeah. Okay, we get back to this. No, because I want, I want to know more. What is the anti-Christ? I'd be interested also to like, to know what popular public figures have been accused of being the anti-Christ. A personal opponent of Christ expected to appear before the end of the world. Okay. So it's just a guy Jesus doesn't like. What if you're Jesus and I'm the anti-Christ? What if we just didn't know?
Starting point is 00:29:55 Well, I'm definitely not Jesus. Why not? I don't know. I think I'm going to be one of the people if the rapture does happen where they just get, you know, like how dogs or cats are allowed into heaven. Yeah, yeah, I'll be, I won't be judged. I think they'll see me as like a mentally deficient.
Starting point is 00:30:16 So where do you get to go to the kennels? Just a room filled with like dogs and cats. There's like PS5 in there. Really? Yeah. And it just looks like like a, just a non- PS5 in there. Really? Yeah. And it just looks like a non-descript government building. And you got dogs crapping everywhere, so?
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah. Dog fighting. Yeah. And a table for little guys playing magic together. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds pretty fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:41 It's one of the circles of hell. But it's like not Yeah. It's one of the circles of hell. But it's like not bad. It's chill. All right. I'm trying to see if people who have been accused of being anti-Christ. The ethnicity of the Antichrist. There we go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:56 A widely held belief throughout the history of the Church has been the notion that the Antichrist will be of Jewish origin. Okay. Let's hear it. So it will be a Jew. In fact, the Bible teaches just the opposite that the Antichrist will be a Gentile to say. Okay, thank you. It's not me. Leaving only one other option.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Zach Efron. No only one other option. Zach Efro. You know, it's you. Maybe I'm Jesus. Maybe I'm Jesus. That would be pretty cool. Yeah, I just want to know what they look like. It would be like a Gundam. I don't imagine that it would just be like a, like a, like a pallet swap of Jesus.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I imagine, I'm be like a pallet swap of Jesus. I imagine it would have gone them. It'd gone them with a little guy in it, though. Yeah. Yeah. I'm imagining more of like kind of like a Mad Max Fury road kind of metal monsters from Power Ranger. Oh, like the putties? No, no.
Starting point is 00:32:01 They're like Rita Rapulsos. Yeah, like the monster. Remember how Rita sends a monster? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, that checks out.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I think that that would see that. Yeah. And then Jesus really should just build that temple. We're all waiting. I don't think that they're... That's some crap that they like to say about this stuff is that it's been 5,000 years of fighting. Oh, it's not.
Starting point is 00:32:30 You know, prove it. It's a third temple. Let's see. What? Prove what? No, I mean, it's just like, well, no, they're using this to say, oh, let the boy's fight. It's been 5,000 years of this. No, this is a horrible thing that's happening right now.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Yeah, and like modern days, is some haps started in like the late, 18th century or 19th century. What started that? Like the Zionist movement. Uh huh. Yeah. So it has been happening for 5,000 years.
Starting point is 00:33:04 It's just a fucking building though. Just make it. I know you keep talking about this building. I'm gonna make it a Minecraft. Really? Yeah. How do you do, how do, how does Minecraft really work?
Starting point is 00:33:17 It's LEGOs. You just get LEGOs and you do it on a computer? Yeah, it's computer LEGOs. Yeah. And you can't like your friends can like play with you in your Lego house? What the fuck is the sassanid empire? I don't know. Oh, I'm a sassanid. You best not come around when they close out because I'm a sassanid. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. I'm going to go around and then close out because I'm a sassanete. This was when they built the second temple, I believe. Yeah. Yeah. The sassanians did that for the Jews? I'm having trouble reading and speaking lately. Dude, I... I keep stumbling over my words. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. What is it? Is there like a medical reason for it? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you're having strokes. Head, hip, mini strokes. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:26 What does that mean, mini strokes? Like, like, you just don't have the big one. Are you like, come? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what does it say though?
Starting point is 00:34:44 What does the second tempo have to look like? All right, although in mainstream Orthodox Judaism, the rebuilding of the temple is generally left to the coming of the Jewish. On the Jewish yash. Yeah. And to divine providence, the number of organizations generally representing
Starting point is 00:34:58 a small minority of Orthodox Jews have been formed with the objective of realizing the immediate construction of a third temple in present times. Okay, I'm just gonna go there and say I'm the Messiah. How will they know that you're not? I'm like I'm the Messiah, just build the temple. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:18 We gotta get David Blaine to do it. He could trick, I think. Easily. Yeah. Easy. Yeah. Easy. Send David Blaine. Well, to get the classic surgery for David Blaine to make him look like a Gundam.
Starting point is 00:35:30 And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see.
Starting point is 00:35:38 And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then we'll see. And then he's like, now build the temple. Build the temple.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Yeah, now build the temple. Yeah. This isn't the tour you got to do this. Yeah, you got to build the temple. Yes, fucking build it, dude. Where the cow's at? You got the red cow's at any 500. We need 500 of them.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Yeah. All right, you know which cow is yours? Look again. Now it's your wife's pussy. What was that, your cow? Yeah. No Now it's your wife's pussy. What was that, your cow? Yeah. No, that's your wife's pussy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Now look inside. It's a cow. Now look inside the cow. It's your wife's pussy. Yeah, man. I've been sick the last four to eight hours, and I just keep waking up and then just seeing horrific pictures from this, and then they go back to sleep.
Starting point is 00:36:35 And I was bleeding into my fever dreams. And go on, talk about that. I'm seeing if there's anything. I had a dream that my mom had Twitter. Yeah. Then I woke up and I remember that she passed away. Did she have Twitter? No, she didn't have Twitter. She was being really funny on it. What did she say? She was tweeting about, I don't know know I forgot what the tweets were but I remember that in the dream I text my sister. I was like mom's me It's so funny on Twitter I just said that dream while sleeping on that chair in there Right over there. It's kind of sweet honestly
Starting point is 00:37:22 Guys we got to end this war we got to end all wars That's our I mean Nick and I have been in the war room been thinking this thing through. And it's cool, I mean, I kinda just want to read the Bible. Really? It's not that good. It's, most of it sucks. It sucks, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:39 Dude, my bar mitzvah tour, it's a Bible read. The Bible reads like a fucking five-year-old lying to you. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, and then, and I mean all my friends, we went across the desert, but then my girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, by the way, she like, they said we can't go back,
Starting point is 00:37:55 but she turned around and then she turned into a statue and, and, I'm just like, just fucking nonsense. And then we were, I went up the mountain and I was talking to God, but then when everyone's down there, they took all the gold and they melted it and they made it into a cow.
Starting point is 00:38:12 And then everyone was having a dance with the cow and then God got pissed and they got, God smite them. Yeah, it really does sound like a, it makes sense. It makes sense. If you have the end times you're happening. I mean, especially post-epstein. So it proves all these world elites are just pedophiles.
Starting point is 00:38:33 And then if you know, I mean the temple, didn't they find a moleque on his island? What is moleque? I don't know what it is. It's crap. Can I God, that's a cow? Cow statue. Epstein. Oh, he had a golden calf?
Starting point is 00:38:57 Yeah. Oh, where? In the like a bad temple? I mean, he did have like a gold dome temple. Yeah. Oh my God, Nick. I don't like this talk. This is scary.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Say something else while I Google this. No, I'm thinking about scary, it's scary. Come on, man. You got it. All right,'s scary Come on man, you got it Alright so Come on man Come on man It's just like
Starting point is 00:39:38 Did I hate being sick? I'm freaking socks I'm freaking socks. What does it say? They found Molok on his island or not. I'm trying to find it, but if you're just... If you're just... I'm not gonna do... If you decided to just belly ache.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I'm not belly ache, yeah, just... You're belly ache. I can't miss a studio today or do the show. And I just remembered when I told you that I... You're belly happy. I can't miss this. You're the energy of the show. And I just remembered when I told you that I, that when I was sleeping at one time, I felt like I was dying. I don't remember that. When you're making yourself laugh over it.
Starting point is 00:40:16 I felt like I was tripping your own things you said. No, I'm laughing. I'm laughing at something you said. You're self laughing. No, laughing at something you said yourself laughing No, I said that when I was thinking oh my god. I was tripping Why I think that was I have something like that and then you like made fun of me for what do your go to sources for Seeing war porn. I go both sides. What do you know? I mean her? Memory TV.
Starting point is 00:40:46 What the fuck is memory TV? That's the one where it's the shakes that are like, they're like doing the finger thing? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. And it's just like they have full ISIS guys. It's called memory TV.
Starting point is 00:40:58 M-E-M-R-I and then Ben Shapiro. Yeah. Yeah. Ben Shapiro losing his mind right now. There's kind of seems to be a... This is what happens when you let girls say stuff. Girls did this. Yeah, they said that it was girls that were over 5'5".
Starting point is 00:41:20 The Barbie movie is the reason that Thomas attacked. Ben Shapiro is mad at tucker right now because tucker said that we have a fentanyl crisis so we have something coming to the country that's killing millions of americans and and then select what he's like no we don't that but but you're concerned about
Starting point is 00:41:44 a thousand Israelis. Uh-huh. Tucker said that to him? Tucker said that, and he was watching a clip of it, and then Ben started shaking. Oh! Yeah, he got really mad. Good. Yeah, there's like a division right now in the right between like...
Starting point is 00:42:04 Well, that's, yeah, because during the Trump era all those like cuz you know Trump's platform was he was like kind of like an isolation It's kind of a big tent kind of guy all those America first guys. They don't They don't fuck with Israel at all. Well Andrew Tates also like I think he converted to Islam too So there's like a real like the right is kind of breaking apart all these guys Yeah, and then you have kind of like Ne-con Ben Shapiro type of guys right. Yeah, I mean that's and then those those Right-wing populists they all they're like, oh, this is good all the Those people are killing each other. Yeah. Yeah, woo
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah, and then Yeah, and then people said Now Ben Shapiro is like releasing pictures Because people like are saying there's no that there wasn't any evidence of the child beheadings So Ben Shapiro is getting mad now. He just believes the picture of like, I think it's two babies that are just... Having sex? No, they're just on the phone.
Starting point is 00:43:11 They've been hosting trouble. That had been lit on fire and they look charred beyond recognition. And it's just like... Texas style babies. Yeah. And it's, uh... Yeah, just everyone's talking about babies right now.
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Starting point is 00:49:28 Wait, what's the sassanese all about? I don't know, the sassanese empire. So I'm just gonna say that. Sassanese you to sit down and listen. Yeah, you better not. Ooh. Sassanese. They're just getting the blue bluest coffee at Dunkin' Donuts.
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Starting point is 00:52:50 What's to deal with them? They're like all the, like, the Haseeds are like pro-Palestine. No, there's this one-sack Hamas. There's one-sack that's pro-Amas. I love that they're just like... Committing the Israeli flag. But then you look at the beginning... The committed being is annoying Israeli flag. But then you look at the beginning. The committed to being is annoying, is positive.
Starting point is 00:53:06 But if you look at why, it's because like women, like can wear pants in Israel or like drive cars or something or re-eater. Like, it's not for like the human rights violations in Gaza. It's because they, well, I think it's, I think it's because of the temple too actually. I think that's what it is.
Starting point is 00:53:32 I think that they think that there shouldn't, there can't be a state of Israel or there a Jewish state or Jewish country until the Messiah comes and they build this third temple. They gotta build that temple. They gotta build that temple. They gotta build that temple. Those guys will chill out. The evangelicals will chill out.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Just build the temple. I think the Israelis and the Palestinians will still be broke. It's win-win. Either you build the temple and it's the end times, right? And I go to hell, whatever. That would suck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:01 But more likely, you build the temple and nothing happens. And then we can put all of this to rest. We don't have- Bellas, bellas, bellas calm down. We don't have to do this anymore. Yeah. How many times are really thinking to do this? They just keep doing it over and over again.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah. How many times are really thinking to do this? They just keep doing it over and over again. Yeah, well then it would take at least another hundred years to reboot the like, but this time. But this time for real. This time the end times are coming. But a hundred years, that's piece and quiet the rest of our lives. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Then we don't have to hear about this crap. Yeah. Yeah, I mean that would be nice. I mean, you're kind of convincing me. don't have to hear about this crap. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that would be nice. I mean, you're kind of convincing me. They got a kind of a sample. We have to just try. What do they, who builds it? You got a contract?
Starting point is 00:54:54 Italian. Yeah, a contract. Yeah. But come on, you know about that. What, the material costs go a spike. You're like, oh, where's this hole in the budget? What are you talking about? You hire Italian contractors.
Starting point is 00:55:10 That's fine. Okay, so like who's paying? What us, the show? No, we're not paying for it. Who, the evangelicals? I don't know, the taxes. I wanted to be classed. I just look, I want healthcare.
Starting point is 00:55:23 For all the money I'm paying taxes, I think everybody should have healthcare, right? Yeah, yeah. Second to that, the third temple being built in Jerusalem. Oh, the United States federal government. Yeah. I think instead of a wall, we should build the third town. That'd be so sick.
Starting point is 00:55:39 That'd be sick. And if we made it look like DC, yeah, Greek columns. Mm-hmm. What you have nice. Anytime I've said the third temple in my mind, what I've been imagining is New York, New York, in Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:55:53 Yeah. So sick. Yeah. The tying me- With the roller coaster. Yeah. Going through it. I've ridden that roller coaster of mad time.
Starting point is 00:56:02 There should be a casino called the Third Temple. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah. Has anyone moshed up with the Third Temple? Would it look like? From what I've read is, no. I don't think so. I'm sure there's some guys.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Okay, yes. Do they have any pieces of that? Thirdtempel.org. Here's a website. Okay. It's a website? Okay It's Jewish website you can trust it So there's a team of architects responsible for the preparation of the plans for the third temple So they're already on this Nick, okay
Starting point is 00:56:36 They honor the prophecy of Ezekiel based on the comments of Rashi along with the those of Vilna Gaon Malbim you know, I'm a I'm a descendant of him. Oh with those of Vilna Gaon, Malbim. You know, I'm a descendant of him. Oh, who? The Vilna Gaon. It's a great rapper. I'm pretty sure I'm a descendant, or we're just from the same town. Yes, I would have descendant is. Well, I think we were descendants of him.
Starting point is 00:57:02 I think we were. That being from the same town is not a descendant. Well, we were from Vilna for sure. So I think we were descendants of him. I think we were. That being from the same town is not a dissent. Well, we were from Vilnius for sure. So I think we're also... That's just a town. And so actually a city. I'm pretty sure I'm a descendant of this great man. Anyway, each of whom have clarified in their book
Starting point is 00:57:22 and made accessible verses a 40 through 47. Look at this thing. This thing, Nick, this thing is beautiful. It's actually not that nice. What, the temple? Wait, is this like some company that's gonna... That's asking for money? Is this just a scam website? Yeah, I hope so.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Okay, if we want to build, we can build the third temple today. Wait, Nick, this is the website. You got to get with these guys. Yeah. Okay, so these guys already have the plans. They got architects. They already read the books. They know what it needs to look like.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Okay. I want to build the third temple. Here's a link. I'm going to click it. All right. And next. Okay, so let's, so we have to put it in your name in your phone number and your data number, in your data birth.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Nick? Hold on, listen, these retarded Irish people think the arc of the covenant is in Ireland somewhere? Who? The British Israel Association? Okay. Uh... What? Okay, so we're gonna say Mr. Nick. You wanna go by Nick or Nicholas? Oh, put my name down as Leon Creme.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Leon? Leon Creme, please Leon Cream, okay? And United States and the city is what city? New York, New York? Wait, the Jewish calendar has Nissan month? No way. Oh yeah, Nissan. Yeah, that's a month. It's like truck month is just in the religion. That's cool. It's like truck Mont is just in the religion. That's cool. Maybe we got a couple of things, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:35 I want a guided tour of the third temple. Okay, so this is where they're going to build it. Okay, so that's so this is where they're going to build it. So basically all that stands their way is they have to destroy the dome of the rock. That has to be destroyed. You know what happened on that site, Nick? What? Of the dome of the rock? Smackdown rock?
Starting point is 01:00:03 No. Oh. So the rock is where the prophet Muhammad flew up to heaven on the earth. The rock? Smackdown rock? No. So the rock is where the prophet Muhammad flew up to heaven on this horse off that rock. Undoane Johnston? No. Undoane Johnston. There's just a rock in there. I thought that was like that.
Starting point is 01:00:18 That's where he went up. Just a giant statue of Dwayne Johnston's head. No, it's nothing to do with the rock. Also, it's where, I thought there was a statue of Dwayne Johnson getting his dick sucked on. He's not a Muslim. It's not the home of the rock. That would be cool. Yeah, Muslims won't let you destroy that. Only Muslims are allowed to pray to that. That's fair. Oh yeah. Feels really fucking good.
Starting point is 01:00:58 I'm up here. I'm up here on the mountain getting my fucking cock suck. Beautiful day out here getting my cock suck. Oh, it's not the dome of the rock. It's not him giving head. No, it's him getting domed. No, but it's not him doming people out. They don't get, you don't get domed.
Starting point is 01:01:20 You get your dick sucked. You don't get the dome of the rock. Or you get your dick sucked. So like in the manner that he would like to get, that he likes getting his dick sucked. Yeah. Well, now we're gonna get in trouble, dude. We're making fun of fucking religions and stuff. We're not making fun.
Starting point is 01:01:37 We're just trying to understand. I'm never making fun of anything. I'm just trying to understand. And now I can barely speak. Because people have been mean to me instead of letting me explore the world with power like religions, you know, with whimsy and and luster. Totally. Yeah. Nick, you don't see him, but when he's on the street, he skips. I do. He skips. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And he typically has a giant lolly poppy caries around him. Yeah. I have makeup on and I dress like a little sailor.
Starting point is 01:02:11 Yeah. Dude, hopscotch is like the gayest shit in the entire world. Why? I'm actually really good at it. There's, you just fucking jump, right? What? You're talking about the thing that's not hard. There's, you just fucking jump, right? What? You're talking about the thing that's like, what's up?
Starting point is 01:02:30 Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. Yeah. Yeah, I'm really good at that. It's not hard and it gets pretty boring after you do it like three times. Yeah. Yeah. But then the game is that you put a rock on one of the pieces and then you can't use it.
Starting point is 01:02:49 It was invented in ancient Rome. Hopscotch? Mm-hmm. Really? In Iran, the game is called Leile. New and conflelele? Yeah. Everything is, everything is just ancient.
Starting point is 01:03:02 Yeah. What about four square? Not podcasting. Who invented four square? Connect four. Who invented wall wall? What's wall wall? You know that game where you have to hit a wall ball. Yeah, I think it's like a Chinese cool Chinese guys.
Starting point is 01:03:19 They love handball. They do me a love it like that. It's nice it's kind of a game you don't really need much to play. They love handball. They do me loving like it. It's nice it's kind of a game you don't really need much to play. The equipment costs are really low. You need what? Just a racket ball, correct? Mm-hmm. Anyway. What else is going on with you?
Starting point is 01:03:44 Well, second bet for three years. Are you worried about this? About the war? No, this terrorist attack on Friday. Yeah. So I'm worried about Hamas. New York Hamas attack plan. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:02 City boosts safety and security amid Israel, Hamas war. New York does. Yeah, Eric Adams. What did he say? Let's hear him out. All right, well let me play the video without signing it. I hate that. Since hundreds of Israelis were shot or kidnapped by Hamas
Starting point is 01:04:28 terrorists over the weekend, the NYPD has increased patrols and surveillance around synagogues and mosques. Officials say there have been no threats, but they remain alert. What's your got going on? I'm looking at what the third temple could look like. There are multiple organizations that say that they will be building the third temple. There are multiple websites.
Starting point is 01:05:01 This one's now, this one's called the, okay, so here it is. The Gold and the Mitzvah there's a different, completely different website found. It's to help build the third temple on the Mount Moraya in Jerusalem. They're collecting money in order to search the tunnels under the temple mountain in order to find the Golden Ark and other important artifacts. Okay. What's the best hotel in Vegas? What? What's the nicest hotel? Um, the wind is nice.
Starting point is 01:05:33 No, I mean like the one like if I'm like James Bond that I'm going to Vegas for my thing. Maybe the wind, the wind? On core at the wind. That's nice. What about the Venetian Venetian's knives? When the time comes they plan to assist the Venetian in the Bellagia. What's the difference between the Venetian and the Bellagia? One's Italy and one's And Venetian is supposed to be Lake Como. Lake Como? Como?
Starting point is 01:06:07 George Clooney lives there. I like Como. Oh. You know, over George Clooney's place, over Lake Como. I thought he was married to an Indian lady though. He's married to a lawyer. Yeah. An Indian lawyer.
Starting point is 01:06:23 I think he was married to a lawyer. I thought he was married to an Indian lady though. He's married to a lawyer. Yeah, an Indian lawyer. Gamal. Yeah. Gamal, I'm told, Nassar. There are so many websites that are asking for money to build their temple.
Starting point is 01:06:42 Yeah. If we could just have our own website. I'm gonna start a website this whole time. Dude, this is, this is, it's, I, you, we had a good line of thinking on this. Yeah. Because it's led me to this new level of scam that we could be pulling.
Starting point is 01:06:57 I can't think about anything other than just building that temple. It needs to happen. Yeah. Yeah. It has to happen. It has to. No Yeah. Yeah. It has to happen. It has to. Those are incredible.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Folks, if any of you guys are general contract. Yeah, we need good guys, all right? Because dealing with contractors can be a nightmare sometimes. So we can say delays. The budget getting just blown up. Update on the building of the third temple. Okay, where are we getting this? Oh, it does look kinda cool.
Starting point is 01:07:34 It looks sorta like a son of Ben Lawden's house in Pakistan. In a bodibod? Or Jalalabad? In a bodibod. A bodibod. A bodibod, yeah. A bodibod, yeah. Where's Jalalabad? And about a boy. About about. About about. Yeah, about about. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:47 Where's Jalalabad? That was in Afghanistan. Yeah. Yeah. Jalal, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Lil' and Hall. Jalal, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Lil' and Bad. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Well, wait, so we need the Ark of the Covenant. We need this, uh, we need a seven-pronged menorah. They've already made that. They made that. They made the big golden menorah. The big golden, who made that? One of these groups, it's breeding cows.
Starting point is 01:08:18 What are the cowboys? They're ready with the menorah. Yeah. Okay, so what else do we need? We need a Torah. That would be a good fun location for a Western. In Israel? Yeah, but it's just like fucking...
Starting point is 01:08:34 That's God. But you're just giving them like... You just cock the hats to the side and put them on a horse. Oh, khases? Yeah. Yeah. We're fudging these cattle ranchers trying to steal our red cows. How, what did the red cows look like?
Starting point is 01:08:48 They look good. They look like regular cows, but they're red. Really? Yeah. How'd they get it that way? Well, baby belt. It's a type of cow that they breed in Texas, a red angus.
Starting point is 01:08:58 A red angus. Yeah. And the Texas boys got them out there. That's really nice of them. That's not bad. That looks kind of brown to me a little bit. Doesn't look really red. I was thinking bright red. I am struggling, dude. Yeah, okay, well then we can end the episode. You can go back to sleep.
Starting point is 01:09:24 We don't have to end it No, we're all right. We can build it way out my how long have we done How long have we done today Ask Ginsburg. I don't know how many minutes Ginsburg probably like an hour and 20 Gizberg could you just clean it up and make it like sound like a little bit? OK, thank you. Thanks, guys. Thank you, guys.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Hopefully next time we talk to you, I won't be sick. And we'll have peace. Yeah, I think I'm sick also, because I can't speak. Dude, I don't know what it is. I think, yeah, I'm having trouble speaking. All right, thank you.

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