The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 25

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast another podcast episode Nick has the flu we're a lift our boy up Yeah, how do you know if you have a flu? Cold if you have a fever. I think it's a fever. Yeah, and the only thing I think it's a fever. I got a fever, yeah. And the only thing... Little fuck, fuck, fuck it. The only thing that was the only thing that... It's more cowbell.

But what does he say? I got a fever. The only thing they could cure it is more cowbell. He says the only thing they could, is it? The only thing that... I got a fever and the only thing. What does he say? I got a fever.

The only prescription. Though it's a much better joke. Yeah. Yeah, it's much better. Yeah, Nick has a fever, but he's still coming in to work because he's got to have a professional. We applaud him for that. I think you're probably sick of all this crap. I was sick all last week.

There's so much crap in the world. Yeah, everyone around me was sick. It was only a matter of time. I feel like everybody gets sick. I don't get sick. And then I get way more sick than anybody else. You copy, copy. No, I think I just have a shit immune system,

so it says everybody else is getting sick, and I'm just like, the virus is just multiplying in me before my body. You used to live in like a, in the garbage. Like, shouldn't you have a good immune system? I think it's the opposite. I think it just, I think if you live in the garbage,

you're like used to like germs and bugs and stuff, no? I don't know, anyway. The last 24 hours Nick and I have also been studying up on munitions. I haven't, dude. I try to... Because nothing does the most annoying people. It snapped me up.

It snapped me up. I was like, let's see what else. The weapons, experts, guys, all that, the quote unquote, open source intelligence. It's just the fucking gayest people in the entire world. Yeah. First of all, that's probably all just the Pentagon anyways. What do you mean?

They're releasing all that into the... It's like, that's your first job. The list of the little signatures. That's your first job. The list of little signatures. That's your first job, but the CIA is like, yeah, we're just going to make these bullshit accounts. We use, just use these photos and say whatever we, oh, yeah. It's open source. Yeah, that's good.

Oh, yeah, you're right. Where was the, what's the, what's the, I looked at Google Maps and I proved that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. Yeah, basically based on that. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's talking about that. It's weird that people are still, because I guess I've been doing it throughout this Ukraine war, but this whole thing, whatever it is, the guys on Twitter and Reddit looking

into things, Oh, citizen journalism. Oh, yeah, whatever the fuck that is. It's like after the Boston Marathon bomber, that should have been the end of that. Oh, yeah, when they play the wrong guy. Yeah, they've, some poor Indian kid that killed himself. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, they're still doing it.

You know, you'll win some, you'll lose some. Right. If you kill themself because they're reddit. But no, yeah. There's a whole debate over the hospital. Who robbed the hospital? Right. And it, but the thing is that makes it a really, that really fucks with the whole situation

is that anyone could just be like, no, I didn't. And then therefore now everything becomes a whistle signature no, I didn't. And then therefore, now everything becomes a whistle signature debate. And therefore, you mean, to all or anything that's actually happening in the real world comes under suspicion, nothing is real again. Do I actually see the hospital thing?

It's like, let's say there's a room, a bunch of Muslim people in the room and they're kind of like minding their own business. And there was a Jewish guy outside, there was like, oh boy, I think my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts. We like going to the hospital. Right, and then he goes in there

and they have like a charcoot replay. And he's like, oh, is this cheese free? And he's eating all the cheese. And then he's like, oh, my stomach really hurts. And then there's smells like someone farted. And then he was like, actually it was you. Yeah, it's a very much, the more it's become and then there's smell to it, delta.

You know, actually, you were the one that farted. Yeah, actually. I can't see myself out now. I mean, it's like, yeah, I mean, it's actually you're repressing me, you know, with your heart. Yeah, I mean, it's yesterday when I saw that and when I saw just people I know that,

definitely not know how bombs work, popping off about bomb technology. Well, they don't even, I mean, that's like a myth of like, like the whole, like the idea of like surgical strikes or like any kind of like, technical precision. Uh-huh. You know, like the military can actually do, like that's not what, like, war is.

It's like this idea that there's like, oh, a laser guided bomb and it finds a terrorist. It's like, no, there's lasers on there. It's not Mario Kart. I know, I guess it's not, yeah, that's not how, It's not the one that, like, the red shell. No. Yeah. It's a, like, you know how in the yeah, that's not how it's not the one they're like the red shell. No, yeah It's like you know how when the cops they're using green shells You know the cops go into like shoot somebody and then up shooting like 35 innocent bystanders. Yeah

Yeah, that the military is the same thing. Yeah, it's like probably even less like they I've seen people in cops They probably have to train with the guns more often How often yeah, how often are they actually dropping bombs and practicing that? Yeah, practicing bombs. It's going to be very often. No, it's too exciting. Practicing guns, I imagine they do quite a bit, but practicing bombs, that's a waste of money. Yeah.

The demands of even being like, well, why don't you go in there and just get Hamas? It's like...'s not how things work it's like that you know the options are just do a genocide or yeah you know continue having a prison I think I saw the term whistle signature yesterday and I'm like this is it was the first thing right that's I don't like the first thing to get me yesterday. And I'm like, this is, it was the first thing. Right, that's, I don't know. It was the first thing to get me to be like, I'm not looking at the war today. I'm not looking at the war today. Yeah.

Because I've been watching the war for two weeks now. And I mean, I mean, I don't want to be like a mental health check-in guy, but like, it's crazy to see dead bodies all day, every day. Like your phone just becomes rotten.com. And I'm not making the war all about me. But we can't even figure out what a bullet does to Kennedy's brain.

No, we can't. It's unknown. You're going to tell me you know what the rocket would do. Yeah, the whistle goes, whoo, whoo. Full disclosure, I guarantee you they bought the idea. I'm very good. Yeah, Full disclosure, I guarantee you they bombed the idea. I agree, yeah. I mean, I guarantee you that's not happening. I'm certain of it.

But the point is this, now henceforth nothing is real. But that's based on behavioral track record. That's the only thing you should, no, I mean, it is. First of all, they already bombed that hospital Four days prior Yeah, and they also weren't Yeah, they told them they were gonna bomb the hospital. They were gonna bomb the hospital Right, so if you don't get into the whistle signatures or any of that Crater analysis or whatever people are

Crater analysis. Yeah, a lot of people were talking about how there should be a three meter crater Yeah, I was like you don't about how there should be a three meter crater. Yeah. I was like, you don't, like, I believe, I believe the story of, he just said, tell me, actually, we didn't do it. They bombed the hospital. Yeah. It would be like if the, if Donald Rumsfeld was like, Hamas has weapons of mass destruction. I wouldn't be like, oh, well, maybe he's right this time.

Well, he said it. Yeah, yeah. Did he was so funny about that war? Yeah. The way he looked at reports like this, just a lot of them. Yeah. Just be me. You kind of cringe at that. You don't think they did it? You don't think? I and I... What? They definitely did it. Why? You can say that. Yeah, because I, what? They definitely did it. Why, you can say that. Yeah, because I got yelled at the other day.

By who? My cousins. The cousins. My dad gossiped to the cousins. Yeah, but they didn't gossip to you about that. Or they didn't yell you about that. I just don't want to get yelled at by the cousins. No, I mean, listen.

The point is this. Like, I mean, listen, the point is this, like I have a friend that's like, runs a newsroom, and I hit him up and I'm like, it can't, I mean, this can't be true, right? And he's like, there's just, there's no way, and that's what that channel four thinks is, there is no way to get any verifiable intelligence, but all you can look at is past behavior and track record.

And it would lead you to believe one possible outcome, right? But that is still circumstantial, I suppose. I mean, this is a court of law, but like the sad thing is, if people lose their lives and then it becomes just like a bench-apiro argument about the whistle signatures, everyone forgets that people lost their lives. Yeah, I wanna just completely gloss it over the human toll of it. I don't wanna hear about Jay Dam, I'm saying.

Jay Dam, that's what they kept talking about yesterday. Right, yeah. Which is what, is that a Jewish bomb or something? Yeah. No, it's our bomb. It's our bomb. Yeah, we make those. What do they do?

I don't know. I don't want to get into it. I don't care. I do. It's not worth it. The only reason to get into it, it turns it into like fucking like a war porn. That's why the guys.

You remember going to Radio Shack? The guys that like were obsessed with Ukraine, not because they actually care about what's going on, but because it's like like they can watch GoPro videos It's like it's like a play with like YouTube like yeah fucking like video game Yeah, it's like it's like watching college. Yeah, and then yeah, it's just some fucking loser. It's like a war Expert everyone's become and it's just gawking it everyone's become a fucking Of what do you call it? Everyone's become a fucking, of what do you call it?

Everyone's become like, you're like what I was gonna say before. Like, remember going to Radio Shack, RIP, like fuck off Radio Shack? Do you remember how rude those guys were? What do you mean? The guys that worked there were just dickheads. They weren't rude to me.

Well, they're your kind of guys, right? What do you mean? But everyone's become those Radio Shack kind of guys. This is a freaking guy that has a reason to throw his shirt in. You don't know, I didn't go to those places. I like a radio shack. No, they were like me, notistic white men.

And radio shacks? At the radio shacks, I used to go. What have you been going to radio shack for? You need a fucking cable for something, you know? But those guys, they would treat you like you'd walk in and say I need this thing and they'd be like You don't know what a fucking J. Damn whistle signature is, you know Yeah, they treat you like you were a pussy Yeah, because you were going to the store to get the thing that they sell at the store

Uh-huh, you know and I feel like that's what everyone's become. It's like a snob about war. A war snob. Yeah, I mean, it's an outgrowth of all the people doing their own science about COVID. I think that that was definitely a big one. Yeah, and which is COVID same thing, where it's like just go based on like feel and track records. The government is probably alive. where it's like, just go based on, like, feel and track records.

The government is probably lying. What are you? The government. These people lie to us all the time. I'm going to assume they're lying to us now. Do I know anything about virology? No. Do I know how vaccines work? No.

I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm not going to get into pretending that I do it's just by its no point because I have I subscribe to 25 sub stacks I just don't trust this guy this guy's an asshole this guy's a fucking asshole he's a liar yeah I mean yeah I saw that like that the UK channel for you keep saying that channel four. They're not the BBC, they're the other news channel.

Why is everything in Britain, they name it after the channels? Because they only have one. They didn't have a name, dude. They didn't call themselves Peacock or some gay. Some super shit. Yeah, channel four. But like, basically, I mean, they were like, yeah, there's no way of knowing comprehensively,

but we're never going to. That's the point. And now everything henceforth is going to be a fucking argument with Ben Shapiro. Everything that happens is going to be like, no it didn't, you know? Well, I mean, what else was it going to be? You knew. As soon as you saw that attack You there was a there was a said yeah, I mean like it's you know what the result is gonna be is just yeah What's going on now? I mean it's it's crazy that like in Congress

They can't find a speaker at the house right now and no one cares Literally just a war's on yeah like the war yeah shut up the war zone you know because that's because it actually has consequences I mean domestic politics it's it's really doesn't mean it's fucking clowns you yeah there's a foot Jim Jordan's a pedophile wrestling coach and he wants to be Speaker of the House. Or something, I don't know. Apparently our guy is trying to be the Speaker of the House. Hakeem.

Oh really? That's our congressman. Yeah. I didn't know who our congressman was until a couple of months ago, I looked it up. Yeah. Which is his name? Hakeem Jeffries.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I voted for him. I think I voted for him. I think I voted for him. Yeah, that sounds like a good one. That sounds like a healthcare name. Let's go. All right.

It's funny. On a resume, that's bad sign. But on a ballot? On a ballot? A guy, the question mark, the Jeffries, you know, whatever. I'm like, oh, this guy's gonna fucking... He sounds great. Yeah, this guy's gonna... He sounds cool.

He's gonna get everybody jobs. Apparently he's mid. He's mid. Apparently he's mid. And what was... I don't know. Apparently he's kind of a very much an establishment dev. Aren't they all?

Isn't that how you actually get a little... I think they all is not how you actually get a little or yeah even our our girl a a lot of more even walk back her her hospital bombing well Elizabeth Warren I think had the best one which was she just she condemned bombing she said, I think bombing is bad. She said the explosion is bad. Yeah. Which I think that is, if I was in the government, condemning the last.

And I didn't want anyone to be mad at me. I'd be like, that would have been my move. And then everyone would have yelled at me. This is smart. Yeah, I just watched that. I was with the, I was with Brace the other day we just watched the clip of Trump with those like 90-year-old Native Americans. He has them like with the medals. He's like giving them, he's doing a medal ceremony and they're like, they have like their old World War 2,

like you know, hats on and stuff. Is it the pointy hat? Yeah, like the beret style. Oh, no. No, we're like the little milk, the liver. They were fresh. What are you talking about? The little spike.

The milk delivery. I was listening. Yeah, anyway, when Trump had those old Native American guys and he was like, you guys have been here for a while. Oh, the wind talkers. When they wind talkers, I think they were, yeah, yeah. They were like a thousand years old, ones in a wheelchair.

They don't know where they are. And he was like, you've been here so long. You know, like a lot of people say they've been here for a long time, especially some people in this Congress. They call her, oh God. It just starts popping up. I think that was his best.

That was his finest word. I think. Was she talking Elizabeth Warren, though? No, no, no. In terms of bullying, the way he would bully her, it was so comprehensively mean. And it was just so absolutely comprehensively, whatever, fuck it, man. So what's the channel 4 thing? There's that user 4 thing that they do.

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They're just working on their cars. The other thing is they're like, we're not even doing this one. I thought they were in the West Bay. Palestinian as well. Is it not me, G. Had was in the way. I thought they're, well, I don't fucking know where anyone is. Yeah.

But the another thing they sent that news report was like they had like linguistics experts like analyze the recording of the terrorists and be like no this doesn't get a Palestinian dialect. Yeah well it sounded like two guys from New Jersey. Yeah they were like what the fuck? Yeah hey bad news. It sounds like the racket hit the one of our rockets blew up the hospital. I hope nobody's listening in on this incriminating conversation. Yeah, what was I going to say? Oh, okay.

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It's such a dub for the bad guys. What do you mean? Because it just makes something that's really sad, now really annoying. You know what I mean? It's something that's really tragic and sad, seeing like bodies blown to bits. And now no one cares about the bodies blown to bits. Now it's just about, Jay, like it's just about like,

I told you I was right, and I'm right, and you're wrong. Well, you can turn away from that. But Shapiro been cooking though. What's he been saying? Oh my god, he's killing it. I mean, that guy's a fucking... The United States needs to get involved. He was always a piece of shit, but he's really...

The United States needs to get involved. So that Israel doesn't nuke the entire world. Because Israel is going to nuke. The entire... You know, he's just like like he's popping off so heavy. Yeah, how's his voice? How's he go so fast like that? He's so much smarter than us. You think we go slow us boys. I think I just have a we're off the purple drink I think I have a neurological problem. No, but when you listen to his voice is like pop up But what he's saying is just hate speech. They're animals?

They're monkeys. They're animals. They're dogs. I could talk that fast. Yeah. We need to gas them on. We need to kill all of these people. We need to shut off their electricity and water

and kill them because they're dogs. They're dog people. They're dogs. They're dog people. They're subhuman barbaric animals. And we need to genocide all of them. And if you have a problem with that, well, I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry, I got good signals.

That is an absolute moral idiocy. If you think that even one Palestinian should be left on the surface, I'm sorry, but that is moral, just absolute idiot. Shapiro is popping off, dude. This is his finest hour. He's like, this is like really what he was in the lab waiting for. He's been training. You could tell my boy's like, my boy's like been like, he's built for this.

He's built different. He's got that dog in it. I actually haven't really been paying attention to him. Oh, I've been watching his videos. Yeah. Yeah. It's just, yeah, I mean, it's like, it's just fucking sad, man. Yeah. I was like, you know, I was like pretty,

in a pretty deep funk on Tuesday. When I saw the news of the bombing. I like, I don't know. And then I saw these fucking, I woke up the next day and I'm like, oh. It snapped me out of it somehow. Yeah, people. I'm like, I'm not engaging with this. Uh.

You know, I just want to make the Adam Friedland show as good as possible. And I want to make it an open forum for thinkers, dreamers, you know, politicians, philosophers, intellectuals, actresses. They're really contributing, fucking absolutely nothing on this issue. I mean, Hollywood in general was pretty bad. But like, you know, when George Floyd happens or whatever, they're really, as anybody said anything,

public, any celebrity said anything. Every celebrity is breaking. They're just fucking right in the face. Every celebrity is breaking every public statement. right in the face every so every is breaking every public statement what's Sarah Silverman say that she fucks up every blazed every 20 minutes she's posting something that's

like she's like look as a woman i'm all about peace and love and but you know i'm she's like i'm high and i'm thinking about what like they don't have food literally yeah she's like is realize no they shouldn't have food very literally. Yeah, she's like Israel I know they don't owe them water and electricity People are like yeah, you're you're a genocidal And then she'll like walk it back should be like oh snap my bad. I posted that was like she posted that video

I was so cheap like saying like The rocket attack and say like You must retract the story now you're blaming it on Israel and then she like reply to her Oh, no, I saw it was from Snap I don't know what's real women should run the war right. Yeah, that's it. She said women should run the war. Right, yeah, that's it. And she said women should run the world. Women should run the world. Hashtag, yeah. Women wage peace. Women wage peace isn't insanely good.

Hashtag though. She's got to be, is she married the Jimmy Kimmel? No, they were, they dated, didn't they, or something. I think he's married. He has a wife, no. Yeah, because everybody says it, like, if I had enough money on him. I think she's one. He has a wife, no. Yeah, because everybody says it, like if I had enough money on it. I think she was one of those women that said that she wouldn't get married until gay people could.

I think I remember saying that once. Women loved saying that before gay people could get married. Yeah, I guess it's like if all of your politics are superficial like that, something like this happens and you're like, well, you know what the solution is? To the ongoing genocide in Palestine is, why don't you let the girls? Why don't you let the ladies...all my single ladies? Yeah, why don't we you know who could fix it beyond say is music We just need a new Ben and Jerry's flavor to resolve this crisis. Yeah, yeah, oh man

It's just it's every Everyone is just yeah, and then shoot the Schumer one That was another thing that snapped me out of just like, the, just feeling so fucking sad and depressed, by seeing Schumer cook with that a Jewish star meme thing that she did. I didn't even really see that one. Did you see that?

I saw it, I saw it, I saw it, put somebody post a picture of her next to the thing, and then I just clicked on the picture of her and I was like, man, she looks like fucking shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw it put somebody post a picture of her next to the thing, and then I just clicked on the picture of her and I was like, man, she looks like fucking shit. Yeah, yeah, you're like, damn, I didn't even bother reading the thing. I'm like, what a, what a, what a, the meme is like, they came for the LGBT and we said, and we stood up for them. They came for George Floyd and we stood up for them.

And now they come for the Jews. Yeah, sit up for a half. We're all like, yeah. But eating prosciutto and you're fucking bad, you know? You're fucking black and black. Yeah, right. You're eating. Oh, this is really bad.

What's going on? I said it was bad. What was going on? Yeah, it's, I mean, that, but when I saw that, I was like, oh, that saw that, I was like, oh, that's like, that's like what is fun about the internet is seeing a celebrity just try and try and body like a serious subject and just absolutely each shit

so heavily. Yeah, like that was like a little mini Gal Gadot. Yeah, Jamie, imagine video. Jamie, be pretty specific. Gal Gadot, those smartest Gal Gadot, isn't saying anything about this, be pretty, but see, Gal Gadot's smart. Gal Gadot hasn't said anything about this. She's fired. Well, she knows better.

She's fired. She knows, she's a lion lot. She knows if she posts anything. People are like, wait a minute. How do you wait? He's never, aren't you? You love her. Aren't you one of these?

We love her. Yeah. She's so hot, isn't she? She's like, I don't know. We love her. Yeah. She's so hot, it's insane. She's like, I don't know. We love her. I don't know. Sometimes people are too, like, attractive. Yeah, they're like, she's just like, refined, I guess.

Yeah, you want a nasty. I don't even say like a real stupid- Just look at that. Just a street, maybe a shumer picture picture you're more than a Schumer stop. I sort of into like a dumb pig Oh my god, yes, it's a juicy Jamie LeCardis poster Jamie LeCardis posted a picture of just like Palestinian kids like screaming and crying No, they she about terror from above. And then, hashtag, like I stand with Israel.

And somebody was like, you know, there's a picture of Palestinian kids being bombed by Israel. Then she just deleted the post. So the labs are. Yeah. So the labs are amazing. Uh-huh. But really, I mean, Nick and I were talking about this yesterday. Listen, people are, I am worried a little bit about the new one.

I think the problem is, is you created these liberals too confident. Yeah, they felt like they were confident. They were like, oh, I know I know about you was like a debate no one was like You're wrong because yeah, I'm good in this right right cuz it's people don't give a you Can it was one side because people don't care. Yeah, you great was like an avatar right yeah Well, it doesn't really fit into the mold of like You know these were these were the same country what,

fucking 20 years ago. They have this overlapping history. It's like, it is the fault of like us trying to put missiles there probably. I don't give a fuck about Ukraine or Russia. I don't care, you know what I mean? Yeah. So if somebody was like, oh, Russia's good,

I'm like fine. Somebody's like, Ukraine, you can't do that. I don't think I've heard anyone say Russia's good No, that's the thing about the Ukraine thing was that no, there's definitely people that there's that one guy Jackson Hinkle it's could it's it's a certain type of conservative and then like certain tankies are still pro Russia Yeah, but those are like 12 guys. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot more of them now. I think you think so yeah They're per Russia. Really? Yeah.

Because you create... Well, all I'm saying is... Because Ukraine has Nazis, they have guys with... They felt like they were cooking with the like Slava, Ukraine, and stuff. Yeah. They were like, they got charged up and they didn't realize that this is a contentious subject.

Way more contentious. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. For sure. Yeah. It's really funny to see them fucking up. Yeah. It's also crazy. It's just like I was telling you that just the notion like there's this like narcissism I guess that people have now where everyone's like a press secretary for themselves. Now everyone has to make a statement. Yeah. You know. That's that's that's really what was stressing me out.

It's like, look, we put ourselves in a position where as we have to talk for a living. And it sucks. I don't want to say anything. I don't fucking, I'm not on social media. I might say the wrong thing all the time. I hate it. I can't wait until I never have to say anything ever again.

Oh my God, it'd be amazing. Yeah. Just you and me on the island, chilling? Yeah, then we could just have, as soon as this show could just be celebrity interviews and little sketches and nothing else. A Myrtle Beach, rest of the year. I don't know about Myrtle Beach. Then Ocean City, rest of the year?

No, I'm. No. Puerto Rico, rest of the year. Just a higher floor in our building? Yeah, Yukon territory. Oh, North. You think? Yeah, way North. Big sky-content.

Elephant Island. Queen and Elephant Island. Oh, they have islands like in the middle of the Baffin Bay or what's called? Yeah, yeah. It's like the Northwest passage, that kind of shit. You're gonna go all the way up there? Yeah. What are you gonna do, build tiny houses?

This is a shit in Northwest passage. You're gonna become an influencer for like a tiny house woodworking movement. No, I'm not gonna become an influencer. The goal is to get offline and not fucking... I got it. Yeah. I just, we agreed with each other. That's what we wanted.

I forgot what we were really about. We were really about. Yeah, we got a knife on this show just in case, just in case this war spills over in our studio. Yeah, we're worried a little bit about the anti-severances and that might come out of this and slit you to really true. And um, are you worried about it? It's probably going to happen. How do you imagine it happening? And what style? Well, the worst case scenario is like what we were talking about is that they take Hollywood from us. Oh,

yeah. And they tried with that Me Too thing they take Hollywood from us. Oh, yeah. And they tried with that, and meet you things, they take Hollywood from us. That would be pretty bad. We hung on. If like, if all we had was Tyler Perry. No, it's like, Ava Dover name movies. Yeah. Yeah, that would be true. The movies are good because of us.

And of course. If BB fucks up Hollywood through the butterfly effect. It would be a tragedy. Really, the thing is also it's like, the Jews also just kind of invented that too. Like they were like the people that got into that industry. Yeah, well before, before, it wasn't like they took over something.

Before Jews invented the movie studios like cinema, I mean it didn't exist. It Jews invented the movie studios like cinema, they didn't exist. It was fucking like French guys being like, oh, they can't we make, they really, that's our experiment. That's our power to be honest. What?

That is something that we made, that is our homeland. And if they take that from us to make, like, woke magical realism movies. Like big fish. We're just getting a bunch of big fish. Instead of fucking Top Gun Maverick. Yeah. No one's at the, no one's at thank you.

But you know that we had everyone's back. Yeah. I'm sure. You know, they're not gonna make more war stuff. They're not going to make tight shit. What do you mean they're not going to make tight shit? If they take it away from us. Who are they going to give it to? 824? I'm sure they're Anyway, that's my rant. I'm just going to tell the things calm down. I'm worried this is going to, this is somehow seeks are going to get blamed for this also. I feel like there's going to be a guy who's like, look at that fucking Jew.

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Your ass. Yeah. When right after I watched Adamom curse hyper-normalism i'm out of this war i'm going to be a viking stuff instead i'm about to start reading about norce mythology and said no that's the first step to white nationalism is what like into northern european culture so what there shouldn't be a there shouldn't be

it country that's just for people in the northern european culture so what there shouldn't be a there shouldn't be it country that's just for people in the northern european culture so you're saying no i'm just saying that when you get into valhalla type of shit in the next that's how i like black people or criminals and no they don't even they did those guys didn't know what black people were well the ones here when you get into

when you get into that, no, those North guys, they weren't racist. They didn't, they were like, ah, are religion, they were very nice. Are religion as bad tattoos and rocks? And raping. And chopping wood, I mean, it's like, yeah, and going into places and killing and raping.

They didn't actually do that. Those, those, those the French. They didn't actually do that. It was the French. The French did that. And why they blame the Norse for that. The French do. They are such assholes. They really are bad.

What the fuck are they doing about this damn war? I don't think they're very quiet. Are they protesting in France? They love protesting. They love to protest. They're not protesting at one way or the other. They're definitely protesting. No, because they hate Arabs and Jews in France. There's a ton of Arabs in France. They love protesting. They love to protest. They're not protesting at one way or the other. They're definitely protesting. No, because they hate Arabs and Jews in France.

There's a ton of Arabs in there. They just don't like people taking away their vacations. That's all they can protest for. They really go nuts if you go for their vacations. Yeah, you can't take away their vacations. We're the ones who can't take away their vacations. Not their defeat. The weekend.

They're like, oh good, the people we hate are killing each other. If you have to, they literally will burn a city down. If there's like, maybe we should work 15 more minutes a day. Yeah, right. And they're like, this is a totalitarianism. How dare you? How dare you? Yeah, no, I don't think they're protesting there at all.

They definitely are. They have a huge Muslim population. Are they Paris protests? Let's see. Right now, news. I refuse to be associated with Hamas. Gossens in Paris lament ban on protest, oh, they just banned them so you can't protest.

They just banned pro-Powell, pro-Powinian protests? Pro-Palestinian protests? In France. How, why would they, I mean, how do they justify that? This is shit country. I can't believe that. It sucks.

I guess they say that. They got mad if you wear a hijab, right? Is that still a thing there? Huh? In France? If a girl wears a hijab. Yeah, then they banned them. Yeah, they're like, you must show pussy.

Yeah. They banned. How dare you? I hope there is a World War Three. And this time when France gets a shit pushed in before every other country, whoever ends up fucking just taking over France, it's probably be Turkey this time around. After Turkey leaves NATO and NATO fractures,

and then France has left to defend itself. Turkey goes in. And then... Air to one pops them? Yeah, and I say we just don't give France back to itself after the war, just their annexed. Yeah, but you know how they're moved, dude. They're just gonna become like,

oh yeah, we were pro-Turkey all the time. They're gonna just start Vichy Turkey. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure they will. They'll be like, oh, we were pro turkey all the time. They're gonna just start Vichy turkey. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they will. They'll be like, oh, we were turkey style the whole time. It must have felt so good to kill one of those Vichy French guys during World War II. If you imagine, you're all... Those guys are so...

You're an American soldier. And you have to go over the first. They're the worst. Yeah, because you still get to pop a French guy? Yeah, right, exactly. Yeah, I came over to kill Nazis, but if you tell me, one of the Nazis is French, that's fucking... Let's go.

Lock and load. That had been the fucking dream. Yeah. So you just waste French guys in Tunisia. Dude, do the foreign... France goes to war with another country, and do the foreign legion guys have to go back and help them? I think all they do is just kill black people in Africa.

They just go around Africa killing? Yeah, so why is it French for an American? Because that's what they do. What's French about it? You don't want to go to prison. If you're like a guy from the Balkans that doesn't want to go to prison, you just run away to France and then they'll send you to Mollie to do genocide. Yeah. You know, they'll send you to Mollie to do genocide. Yeah, yeah. I, uh, when I was in France two years ago,

I met this, like, two wasted guys, and what was American, what was South Africa, and what. And they were like, they were like, what do you guys do in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in each other in years. I'm like, oh, these boys have caught bodies. I got like, FFL guys? They had like a fucking, yeah, they had like a psycho vibe about them. I was like, I just want to be away from these guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I want my girlfriend not to be standing next to them.

Next to the FFL guys. Next to the guys that have actually killed Yeah, unlike me who just lies to my girlfriend about having killed. Yeah, you tell you've killed people. Yeah bad guys. Yeah Yeah, of course. How would you do it me? Yeah, awesome I'm gonna start saying I'm gonna kill people I'm gonna start a rumor in the school and everyone Everyone thinks they're a loser and then they kill himself. Yeah, yeah, Adam style murder

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Because she's a woman, she doesn't feel safe. I mean, she's doing so in her bra or something? So in her panties on Facebook Marketplace? No, she's doing sonar bras and sonar panties on Facebook Marketplace. No, she's selling a coffee table. But you think she's...no, she's not even going to be there. I have to do it for her. She's a woman, I can't... Is that...is that where you can...

Imagine you're just sexually assaulted. I'll take the coffee table, but you're throwing a little pair of panties for me. Come on, I don't feel comfortable. Yeah in a little pair of panties from you. I don't feel comfortable, sir. Yeah, a pair of used panties, you can turn it. Sir, I met you online, and I thought you were chill. I was told there would be lingerie in the drawers. I was told there would be residue filled lingerie in the drawers. I was under the impression it would be a jar of brass milk for me to drink.

Oh, folks, I also didn't mention I will be in next weekend. I gotta keep forgetting to fucking mention this. Next weekend, Seattle, Washington, your boy Adam Friedland, on tour. Seattle, Washington, last comedy, October 27, 28. Come see me. Hopefully, we will live in a better, better world by then. Hopefully, hopefully, um, you know, I would love to have right now,

and maybe Auntie Anne's is still open, and a little treat for me because I'm sick. I'm one of those pretzel hot dogs. Oh, that's nice. I'll get you one after this. I can go get it myself. I feel like I'm doing something nice for my friend. All right. Did you drive here? Fuck. Let's say what could be nice is if you want to do something nice is driving me with that steam cleaner back to my apartment I don't drive here. Oh shit All right folks, well we should get Nick out of here. He's sick right now. Yeah, remember make remember to

Whatever fucking yeah, I've decided to resign myself to I just can't speak anymore And I've decided to resign myself to. I just can't speak anymore. And I've decided to lean into it. Yeah, I just be a dumb guy. Yeah, I got to take my temperature, say getting worse. I'm feeling like a radiant field of heat. All right, thanks, guys. I'm feeling the heat. Nick, get out of here.

We love you. Bye, guys. Seattle. Next weekend. get out of here. We love you. Bye guys. See you at the next next weekend.