The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 27

Episode Date: November 4, 2023

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Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the Adam Friedland show podcast. What do you think of that one? Yeah, good. Is it better? Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to deal with it. What are you kind of looking for in like a better introduction? Oh, I don't know, I don't care anymore. What do you mean you don't care anymore?

I don't care, it's fine. You're being so gothic about this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't give me a note and be like, I don't care, it's fine. You're being so gothic about this. No, no, no, no, no, try it. You can't give me a note and be like, I don't care. Time is going? Yeah. Amazing. What time, what is the first read today, Ginsburg?

OK. I got an invite to the Good Burger 2 world premiere. What? Really? You and a guest are invited to join us in New York on Tuesday, November 14th, where the world premiere of Good Burger 2, the highly anticipated film sequel to the cult classic 90s film in Paramount Original Movie.

Is, are they getting what's his name back for it? The fact, a pedophile guy? Who? The Nickelodeon and pedophile fact guy. The one that... Dan Schneider? Yeah, wasn't he a good burger? He's like the fact that he's like the frog.

I said something. Oh yeah, he wrote the movie too. Or he wrote it, yeah. And then yeah, dealing with black magic, we have to get that camera sent off. Wait, let's get back to the Good Burger thing though. What do you think? They said you and a guest.

Yeah, who you thinking for a guest? I don't know, I'm trying to figure out why I got sent this email. I think they just send this email that anybody with a certain amount of Instagram followers, I didn't get the email. Hoping that somebody would reply. Like an influencer.

I think I ate rotten roast beef this morning too. From like the deli? From the deli, but it had been in my fridge for like three weeks. No, you can't eat it. Why'd you eat it then? Because it's like three weeks of sugar and meat. I don't know, I figured it would last.

No, it's not three weeks. Hello. I think you get a good week out of a Borishead deli. I don't know, I'm at my wit's end. I'm fucking burnt weeks. Hello. I think you get a good week out of a Bore's head deli. I don't know, I'm in my wit's hand. I'm fucking burn out. Yeah, yeah. Let's talk about it. What do you want to talk about?

I don't know. Life. Yeah. Yeah. What to do when one is burnt out? Maybe you should go and look at E-Pray love type. I'm gonna, I'm gonna like, I'm like tired of these cameras don't work either.

So this is gonna be like a new issue. Everything just doesn't work. Nothing works. I got the new iPhone, it deleted all of my message history. I pay for that shit. I pay for the fucking iCloud. Yeah. They fuck you in the ass on the cost of the iCloud.

And like, okay, because the phone doesn't has limited storage. So you get the iCloud one and there's like chat history on there. I'm getting text messages from people. Yeah. Or like just following up on this. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about because it's all gone. Mm-hmm. And then when you say that, I lost all my messages.

They're like, oh, he's lying to me. He thinks that I saw. Yeah, right. Yeah. I got the new phone. Yeah, right. Yeah. I got the new phone. That was like the issue. Titanium. I called them.

You have to do like nine conversations with phone support. And then they tell you, oh, well, you just have to wait until we update the iOS. So I waited a month, updated. Guess what? It's still fucking missing. Guess what the new answer is. What's the answer?

Take a guess. You're going to have to to make a quick and missing. Guess what the new answer is. What's the answer? Take a guess. You're gonna have to wait for a new iOS update. Oh. So they just kicked the can down the road. Okay. Now that's all gone. But you'll get all this money back.

You'll get all this money back. I probably not. Ever. It's the biggest company in the world. So you just fucked in the ass. But maybe it's good. Maybe you like a set free or past. No, it's not. When I'm like completely disorganized

and we have like advertised, you're just mad. And I have to like know somehow, we got into a position where we can do the things that we want and I have zero fucking time for it. I have zero time for it because it's just business and paperwork shit constantly. Then you hire somebody else to do it and then you have to just talk to them,

all fucking day long, about what needs to be done. And then you have to like, and then check their work. Check their work. I mean, it's like, yeah. Well, I'll give you some good news to make you feel better, because of massive public pressure,

kind of a people's revolution, the Delta Sky Lounge will be granting 20 visits. They're going to get rid of those. The MISAD is going to do a domestic terrorist attack and boyman on ice. Because of your, because of your, the attention that you brought to this cause. There will be no, I guarantee you. You are the change that you saw. After the impending massage, false flag, terrorist attack in the United States, coming soon, soon, it'll happen soon. It's that time, it's that time. Yeah, it's so terrible.

I'm not, I'm bet I'm placing a- It's terrible that this is, in warcraft, what's it called? Yeah, with the blocks. What are the kids playing? Look, the most evil people in Washington right now are freaking out. Right? They're like, look, who are those people? We've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we I don't think there are actually four left people. I think there are beaten down people and four right people. Okay.

Who, what's the four left? I don't know, good point. Wait, I, I wasn't saying that to not, no and you. Mm-hmm. No, that's a good point. You think it's a good point or not? No, no, that's a good point. No, you're being sarcastic.

No, I'm not being sarcastic. No. I think people are just mainly beaten down. They're beaten down, yeah. Why are you doing this, Ryan? Why me doing what? No, you're doing it. What do you think's gonna happen?

People just do more opioids, Mandalorian, Mandalorian opioids. Yeah. And shit will get worse steadily. Yeah. It should all get worse steadily. Probably. I mean, it's usually the most boring answer that's the correct answer, right? Okay.

What, what, what, what's the response? What, response? If you think I'm wrong, say I'm wrong. No, that's, it's, it's, Does that sound right? Sure, it sounds right. Yeah. What do you think?

I don't know. I was saying what I thought and then you kept saying no no no no Everything I said you said no, no just one thing. No, you said every literally everything You said the amending most sought attack and I did a little bit about I did a bit about how it was even You said the most evil people and you said yeah, who is that and then you don't you just like yeah, you know, you know. You know, you know, you know. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know. You know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,

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We're gonna have to spend on stuff that was just supposed to work. Come on, bro. Come on, what? What do you want to talk about? You're with your friend, I know. And now you're gonna do this weird... It's not weird.

Like, yeah. Why? The camera sucks. Things, life sucks. Yeah, you're right, dude. But I get to go to this guy lounge 20 times X. That's awesome. Okay, so some nice things happen sometimes.

That's true. You know? Yeah. What other nice things are happening? Let's think about nice things in the world. I don't know, I'll probably replace that deli meat when I go home. Yeah, you'll get more deli meat from the store.

But I don't know, it all kind of sucks. I've had all the different types of boards that meet and none of them are good. I mean, they're better than like the other. Do you like honey turkish or pepper turkish? I've gone through, I'm like sick of like deli meat at this point. I'm sick of them.

I've had them all. And I mean, it's still better than, you know, you go to, I guess like the only good ones that are Boris had and what's the one in Philadelphia? Like Deats is that it? I don't know, I don't know. That's their regional meat. Because you go to some places in the country

like the Midwest and they have, you know, it's like attached to like grocery store. Yeah. Chains. Whatever their meat brand is. places in the country like the Midwest and they have, it's like attached to a grocery store. Yeah. Chains, whatever their meat brand is. And some of them are fucking rancid. Disgusting. Yeah.

When I was growing up, I remember Boar's Head was like special. That was like the nice meat. Like you had to go to, there was only one supermarket that had Boar'set and it was more expensive But like yeah, the Vaughn's version was like nowhere near as good But here we are in New York City. We get as much Borset as we want and we're still not happy And isn't that a metaphor for life?

Yeah, I guess so So yeah, that's going on. What are the nice things? Nice things? Yeah. I don't know. I got a carpet cleaner trying to clean my rug. You got a steam cleaner. You've been talking about this for a while.

It's just a steam cleaner. It's just a regular carpet cleaner. A vacuum cleaner? No, a carpet cleaner. What is the difference? It has like water. It's not steam. It's just got water tank in it.

Oh, water cleaning. Yeah, it's like it'll shampoo the carpet. Is it bissol? No, it's just the Hoover one. That seemed to make the most sense for the price, but I got that and Clean my results. Clean the rug and then I guess in getting wet it released some kind of fucking there was an old stain like I don't know maybe like like a bowl of cereal spilled over. So there was this rancid smell and then there's no way to clean that so the rug's destroyed. It's sort of left.

It's sort of left. Yeah. No, when you're feeling bad sometimes life just will kick you in the balls with like a little extra. Oh, now your rug smells like a spoiled milk. Yeah, I guess we're closing in on trying to get like the final edit of this special. Yes. So I can drop that. And the new episode of the Adam Friedland show will be out in the next couple of days. It's done. We're very happy with it. Excited.

I know you don't like one of them. You got whatever. Whatever. I saw killers of the flower, whatever, mood. That's nice. You wanna talk about it? Yeah, that's right. It really was too long. Like this time it was too long. Yeah. What's it about? I

watched a trailer or I can't tell what that's about. It's about the O Sage nation in Oklahoma who they find a black gold and they become the richest people on earth. Apparently it's true. And then a bunch of like white fellers are like intermarrying into it to like get, you know, get it a little bit of that cage, you know. And then they start getting killed, basically. White people? Or the Native Americans? It's a white genocide.

No, the Native Americans, yeah. And Robert De Niro plays Leo's uncle, who's like kind of orchestrating the killings of all of the sisters of his wife. So kind of poor timing that that came out right during the Israel Palestine. I mean, it's Bizarre. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is Bizarre.

Well, that's the argument that the Zionists are making, which is that we live on stolen indigenous land. So why can't they do it? Which is bizarre to me, because I keep seeing, like Israel made that, apparently privately, with the US State Department, when talking about what's going to happen in Gaza, except that meeting's about this.

It's that Israel said to them, they're like, well, you're going to have to watch the civilian casualties. And they said, yeah, but if you look in history, there's a lot of examples of, you know, just needing to just drive forward, you know, like, dressed in a Hiroshima. It's like, well, yeah, but these are universally recognized as bad things that happen in history. Yes. Like, you get, if you're using a hero, I mean, what's the difference between it is the worst thing ever. It's, it's, it's the worst thing ever. It's, it's the worst thing ever.

It's insane. It's like, it's this far away from just being like, yeah, but look at Auschwitz. I mean, that's something that happened. You're just, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. You're just describing a bad thing that happened than saying, yeah, well, we might do that. Yeah.

I mean, it's like, are they, are they, are they, they had to kill 3000 people? Are they under the impression that people, we're like, yeah, Hiroshima was good. I like yeah Hiroshima was good it's not a good argument yeah yeah yeah but also yeah with the stolen land thing here if there was a way like if we were currently living in a if if let's say what like a third of the United States was Indian reservations that were literally walled off with barbed wire.

And we controlled all their resources in every couple of years. They broke out and fucking blew themselves up. And I had dual citizenship with a European country that I could just go to. I would absolutely just fucking leave. Right, I would leave. Also a third of the country being reservations, that's nice.

We just gave them Oklahoma. Also I didn't know that there was a word for the tribe, like noble tribes, and the Ostage were not considered one of them. There were the Cherokee, the Seminole, there were like other ones. There were like five that were like we respect you, even though we sent you on the trailer tears. Uh-huh. Um, but like what you see in the movie is so horrific, and like, De Niro's character is so fucking evil,

but it's just portrayed like, the tone is off. It's not like, it should be scarier, you know? It's very like matter of fact almost. Really? Yeah. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. He's scarier or what know. It's very like matter of fact almost. Really? Yeah. I mean, maybe I'm wrong. You trail-

People seem to like the movie. The trailer had a scary tonality. The trailer was awesome. The trailer was really cool. Um, but, yeah, De Niro kind of sucks now, De Niro. Yeah, I mean, you can make any movie look scary if you just put ad like clock sounds to the trailer.

Clock sounds are scary. I mean, that's it. You just play any trailer and add like, yeah. You know, I'm scared right now. Right, exactly. And a scary. Yes, a thing. Nick, something Halloween's over.

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Do you know about this? Are you asleep now? Well, I'll tell them about it. So he took over the cops and he was like, you guys have to be in shape if you want to be cops. So he instituted fitness standards. He got those... He only got pussy twice, two girls. He loved animals. There were a bunch of animals in the White House. That's pretty cool. Teddy bears were named after him.

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I mean, all the money's leaving advertising, it's leaving podcasting. Yeah, the business of this family guy's, that's mainly where we're really stressed out. But the new episode of The Adam Fee Line Show will be awesome. Yeah, look, we'll do our best. It's a good episode, dude.

The next one is good. We'll do our best together. It's a good episode, dude. The next one is good. We'll do our best to get these out before the, you know, all the cameras finish breaking and we run out of money. False five. And then I think I might just get a regular job. Pretty what? I don't know, but I definitely don't want to be touring.

You're gonna be, like anyways. And you're fucking boss telling you what to do. You're gonna be so pissed off at your regular job. Yeah, that is fun, but then I'd get off and I wouldn't have to worry about anything. Where are you gonna work Duncan? No, no, I don't think I can work with him. I think Duncan's.

Duncan Donuts? You love those boys. No, I'm not gonna. You know what I'm gonna have to every Duncan in New York City. Yeah, it's Bangladesh you guys. No. No, I'll not going to ever do get a New York City, it's Bangladesh you guys. No, I'll find a fun job. Like what?

I don't know, I'm trying to, like maybe the guy that drives the Hayride haunted Hayride guy? No, just regular Hayride. Oh, I only know about it from Halloween. Yeah, tractor, drive around the Hayride. Really? Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, yeah, I'm going to maybe I'm just, yeah, the Hudson Valley and just do, uh, expensive. I know. But then just get a job in one of those general stores. You know, those places, it's all fancy. No, it's nothing. You go in, they have like a Williamsburg. Yeah.

Yeah, well, they have like a box of salt, like, artisan saltines on a shelf. And then that, like, 15 feet away, there's a single rhubarb, you know? And then you go and you're like, do you have batteries and you're like, we sure do. You're like, all right, do you have a cheese? They're like, no.

Like, where can I get like milk and cheese? So we're like, shh, no idea about. We got a rhubarb. We got a rhubarb and we got the fucking batteries that look like coins. Maybe go over down Pukyie, 40 minutes on the road. And they have that accent for no reason. They're upstate and you're like, I thought you're in New York.

This is just a regular studio at shops. We ain't got nothing fancy. Like you see the four. I lived here 18 months now. Yeah, I speak New York Cajun. Hahaha. Forget a booty. Forget a booty.

That'd be a good style of guy to be. New York Cajun. It was just an untrackable accent. Yeah, she gets mad when you ask where he's from. Yeah, just sweet Italian. Hahaha. What would they say? I don't know, New York agents.

I don't know if I've ever met a gay guy in my life. My mom, yeah. Do you know a agent? Have you ever met one? Yeah. When in Texas? No, in Louisiana. When we were there.

I mean, I've been there aside from, I have a life outside of the Adam Friedland show. You know that, right? I've been to Louisiana plenty. What else do you do? Huh? That festival that you did, I did that festival every year for years. Hell yes, fast.

Yes, yes. Yeah. That was fun. It was, yeah. Yeah, I guess you could say that. It was fun. It was before you had a cell phone. I mean, I had a cell phone, and I was like a smartphone.

I was like text messaging. I remember we were sitting in a room with Sarah, and you were like, can I use your iPad? And you were just dropping, you were just like silently just dropping, you dropped like 20 tweets. Just fire. And I'd be like, Nick, how you doing? You're both sparring, I'd bad.

Yeah, I'm Sarah's I'd bad. Yeah, I don't know. Well, I'd become like a graffiti artist. How do you get paid from that though? I don't know, Banksy does it. Yeah, but he's like the best of, I mean, he's the best one I've ever seen. He's the man as an institution.

It sucks, man. You really get locked into being a thing, and nobody enjoys being the thing that they are. I just have to be this. There's no end. There is literally no end. Look at fucking... What's his name?

Prince Wotz's face with the Black Wife. Oh, Prince, uh... Yeah. Which one would I always say? Red, red hair. Yeah, and he's like, Oh, they're gonna be your king Yeah, it's like that's like the best job

It's there's no bad. That's the top spot, but he has to get a job now, right? Because he's not in the and then he and he won't I think he's podcast. No, they fucking they got he got a deal And they didn't they like blew it They was like oh there that was their version of what I'm doing is like I'm not gonna be a king. I'm gonna be a pulled cost. You know how he just how he found out about it. I found very funny video Online. Yeah, some Australian guy that found out about Palestine and he just went it. Yeah, he just went to Israel And it's just this big Australian retard just going You're right. He's like you should be fucking a shine to yourself Look at you. You can't even fucking look at the camera. Can you you fucking dickhead?

Not afraid of anything. We need Australia to go there and yell at them. Yeah, cut it out. Mm-hmm Look at this fucking dickhead. Yeah, he's like, how long you lived here? He's like, you kidding, guys, like a new- You can't even fucking, they just can't just say- I'm just- No, a bunch of Americans were there. They're like, you're just a little Australian, so you just get the absurdity.

Where was it, hebron? Uh huh, hebron. Yeah, yeah. It's a, there was a, there was a terrorist attack there. Well, can't the fucking Palestinianestini in Skagco Street. Do you know about Baruch Goldstein? Yeah, he's got a shot up. There's like 26 K.

The cave of what he called it. The cave of the Vitamins. The cave of the Vitamins. It's not a cave, dude. Yeah. You see my asshole, mad. Brick Goldstein. That was the American, right?

He went in and he kept murdered like 26 Palestinians. Yeah, he was just fucking opened up. Yeah. He was just fucking opened up. Yeah. Psycho. Goldstein. Yeah, he was American. Yeah, obviously.

Obviously. And what do you think that's cool? What? Who are the worst in Hollywood right now for defending Israel? It's gotta be Amy Schumer, Adam Friedland, Brett Galman. Why are you putting me on that?

You guys are the top three. No, I'm just gonna see how this plays out. I'm gonna see how it plays out. Some people are really not playing their cards right now. Some people are seeing how it plays out. Some people are being very dumb. Listen, I'm made for this guys. I'm still different.

I got that dog in me. And if I've learned anything in life, you gotta see how things play out. Look, there's two options. You can actually speak truth to power, or you can pursue a job in the entertainment industry. This is the two option. If you try to do both,

you can be a res-old, dazzled man. Yeah, at some point, you're going to have to sell your soul to work in the business that famously harbors pedophiles. You know we got rid of all of them. Right. They got they're all gone now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely no more sexual assault in the entertainment industry. I've heard of one since since the babe.com is ZZ article. Um, no, but what's that? I forgot that happened to him. Yeah, that poor guy.

Yeah, I felt really bad for him. Yeah. Can you imagine that Oracle comes out of you? I wouldn't care. What would they say? I don't know. What would they say about you? It'd be like,

people already hate me. I don't like understand what, you know what I mean? Nobody's gonna be like, what? That's a bad guy. You're good to women. Listen to that. I'm good to women. You're not listening. You're not listening to that guy. You're not listening to that guy. You're not listening to that guy.

We're both occupying the same space, you know. No, but you're not like a prick. We're both occupying the same space, you know. No, but you're not like a print. And I'll look over at them occasionally and be like, I wonder what this piece of shit is thinking. What could possibly be on their mind? Chopping, chopping, chopping. Yeah, maybe something like that. It's like, do they think I'm a cat?

Amy Schumer is really just, apparently she, they said it's been 50 Instagram posts. She's done 50? That's heavy posting. Yeah. Well, she's just straight on hard posting. She's just being just racist now. Yeah.

Like, did you see she posted that thing that was like, she posted some article like demonstrating that these top donations that these schools were from Arabs. Yeah. Which it's like, yeah, they're from fucking Saudis. Does she understand that Arabs have killed so many Palestinians?

Oh, right. Well, beyond that. It's not just team Arab, but beyond that, half of the Arabs are allied with Israel anyways. Yeah, they have diplomatic relations. Unefficient, I guess, they have diplomatic relations. I guess they're all the same. Yeah, the Arabs from Arabs.

And then Megan McCain posting that, like she's like, she posted that. Would you hide me? It's yeah, yes, I would. Would you hide me? I think Megan McCain's already hiding a bunch of people simply by standing there. There's got to be, at any given moment,

there has to be five to 600 people behind Megan McCain that you can't see You wouldn't need a secret annex. It could just put Anne Frank behind her giant fucking ass She'd be like she just have to be like one of those birds that lives on top of a rhino Mm-hmm, yeah, but I mean, I don't know this behavior is fucking just it's like egregious. I mean, it's why. It's crazy that it goes one and a half. Yeah. It's like, say one thing and then lose everything and then you can say what she's doing and then she's fine. Yeah. Well, even then, it's like, but that's, I don't even want to get it because that's not justice. Oh, we live in a world where they like, you know, you can call if you, like, if you do cheerly,

the genocide, you lose your job. I'm not saying she should. I'm not saying she should. People in the West losing their jobs or keeping their jobs. Also, it doesn't matter what comedians think about anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're not like, like, it's, I'm not saying she should lose her job. I'm just saying that everyone else that's saying anything mildly on the other from the other side yeah it's getting black bald yeah it's it's it's uh... especially when it's like protect you from what the fucking like eight year old palestinian boy that was fucking stabbed to death three years it three weeks ago that that seems to be the only hate crime i've seen thus far related to what's going on

right now. I mean, you can argue that the homosotect could have, you know, people were shot at the bus stops and stuff. I mean, that's technically... No, I mean, here, oh, in America? Yeah, in the United States. Oh, the kid in Chicago, yeah. Yeah, the kid that was in Chicago or Detroit? I thought Chicago.

I can't remember. The fact that it was in Chicago. No, you know, it was in Detroit, it was like a canter or something. It was ahead of like the Jewish community. And then that was like pitched as like, oh, see. And it's like, we're sheeted to leave, got shit from it, from some people. And you'll figure out why, so that.

Why? No, nothing. What? Cut that. Why? Because it's a ****. Oh, yeah. What? Cut that. Why? Because it's a f***ing... Oh, yeah.

He was like, where's your statement on this? Rashida to leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she posted about it on her Facebook. Uh-huh. Anybody will mark that. But, yeah, I mean, like, and it turned out Rashida to leave and her were friends.

They'd like work together on, like, interfaiths shit. But like, beyond that, what is like, I think maybe the funniest is that Schumer is just now going into black women's DMs to yell at them. That was insane. Who was that lady that she was just like just losing her mind at?

Can you see that? Yeah, it's just some acts of like 22 year old girl. That lady that she was just like just losing her mind at. Can you see that? Yeah, it's just some act of like 22 year old girl. Yeah, she's like, I'm sorry you have a problem with me posting about my people being hunted down and killed. She's like, I've worked for every day. I'm a self-made millionaire

and the most successful female comedian. Self-made is funny because the joke's that thing too. Yeah. Self made is funny because the joke's that's the thing too. Yeah. Self made. She's a, she got a couple of assists over the years. What I understand. Well, I mean, she's self made in the sense that she did eat all that food.

I mean, it wasn't other people eating that food to gain the hundreds and hundreds of pounds that are required there. She put it to the work. To make an Amy shoot. I mean, you have to be at the fucking bar. You have to, yeah, you gotta be talking about 30,000 calories a day, probably.

Some days you wake up, you're like, I don't wanna fucking do this. You're like, right, I gotta put myself in that golden corral. Mm-hmm. I gotta go to that sizzler. Yeah. It's also, yeah, like she would be safe if there were another, like God forbid,

another like Holocaust situation, which isn't going to happen. But if there was, I mean, she would be safe. Yeah, I mean, the kind of environmental like catastrophe it would create to burn her body. Well even just to move that would punch a hole in the ozone would never be repaired. They would have to get one of those. It would be like setting off of like a million nuclear weapons. Well they probably have to use those buildings where they build airplanes, those buildings

that are like the biggest buildings in the world. Oh like a hangar. They could maybe incarcerate her in a hangar, but they definitely't transport her across, you know, state lines or like, you know, for anything more than, you know, maybe a couple hundred feet. You know. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of, what kind of train could possibly, what kind of boxcar could possibly house such a massive beast? Like a Holocaust revisionist being like the bitch too big. It's impossible. Yeah.

They're lying on it. They're lying on it. The Holocaust happens again. You see the camps being liberated. And then like it's all these skinny people behind the bars and they and they're like oh my god they were starving all of them like no. No, it's just ate all of them. She was worse than the Nazis. She was worse than the Nazis.

She kept bossing us around and making us open for and stealing all of our jokes. And I was like like train wreck was kind of funny. But yet again it's called train wreck and what kind of train? Yeah what possible. How could you possibly transport? Yeah. Train wreck. Yeah. Oh man. And that's the thing it's like I kind of forgot about her. And then she's like yeah yeah, she's like telling this other lady, she's like, I'm getting death threats and all this stuff. It's like, nobody's gonna act on it. You're like a protected celebrity.

The only celebrities that actually get attacked by people are like, Bjork. John Lennon. Yeah, John Lennon. It's like, It's like, call to personality musicians. Right, it's like, Psycho, it's not something like,

fucking privileged, Faso that does like, you know, how would you even describe her comedy? Lunch break comedy, I guess? Yeah, it used to be like, like I went there kind of thing. Yeah, I guess, I don't know.

Inside Amy Schumer, it's funny. Yeah, it was funny because, well, yeah, I heard and then also, it was Jesse Klein, funny comedy writer. Yeah, yeah. I heard and then also was Jesse Klein. Funny comedy writer. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there were funny people that wrote for that show. Yeah.

Yeah. But once again, how could you possibly even attempt to get inside of her, well, through a mouth? I should really eat you. The mouth, you know. The mouth, I guess. But any of the other ports of entry. Yeah. Next to impossible.

Mm-hmm. Also, she was like, and by the way, I'm second cousins with Chuck Schumer. Yeah. Now, is there any way we could even tell if it was Amy saying all of these horribly genocidal things? Because it could have been that she just ate an Nazi in self-defense and he's speaking from her inside of her cavernous stomach. That's a good point.

She could just be taking one of her seasonal, most of these taps. She could be asleep right now. She's been a hybrid. Well, yeah, it's October. The attack happened on October 7th, right? You have to imagine October 1st. So she's getting ready for winter. October 1st rolled around. Amy had her usual 8 million calorie feast. Well, you got to be able to sleep.

A feast of the season. Yeah, yeah. And then she fell asleep. Well, she had a nice one too. Surfed her. Yeah, she's hibernating somewhere with her mouth open. And she accidentally ate a racist. Yeah, well people swallow how many spiders in a lifetime?

Yeah, you know, at her size, she can get a whole man. Right, there's one of them living inside of her stomach and he's like, we need to kill all the arrows and people are like, Amy, how could you? Right, and maybe you guys are just fat ph phobic, and haven't considered what she goes through every day. Yeah, right. That she's just asleep and there's a Nazi

in her stomach speaking. Yeah, that's totally possible. I mean, she could have also just been like, you know, there could be compromise on her. You know, she could have seen the wrong things. And now they took her Instagram away, you know, she could have been on the island, you know, she, we maybe need to save it. Well, don't you think that the, either the plane would have crashed or the island would have sunk into the ocean? What plane, what plane?

Yeah, right. Maybe like a troop transporter kind of vessel. Not even big enough. Perhaps. What aircraft could support that much better? She could have swam there. How? With a flock of other whales. They would have helped her.

She would have communicated with them and they would have given her directions. The other flock of whales. They would have all swam there together. That's true. Yeah, it's true. Mm-hmm. I don't think she, I think the density is so like, I think she goes to the bottom, quick. Mm-hmm.

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Our good friend Hassan, who's been going hard this entire time, still got solidarity with our hero. Our hero. Hassan's doing it. Say what you want about Hassan. I've said, I appreciate. But yeah.

Yeah. He does have integrity. He does. Yeah. He does. Yeah. He's, what's his name? Ethan Klein has mad at him or some shit, right? Yeah, but I mean, Ethan's like, isn't, isn't Ethan Israeli? It is wife.

His wife's Israeli. You get, there's more of a pass for that. Yeah, if you, yeah, your family's there. Right. Amy Schumer is just some fucking just like celebrity pig from Long Island. Right. Sorry, I know that that's, that may is there. Right. Amy Schumer is just some fucking, just like, celebrity pig from Long Island. Right. Sorry, I know that that's, that may be a little hard, but it's like, she doesn't, what, like, you know, I don't know.

That might be a little hard, as opposed to the thing for a thing. What? Saying she's from Long Island, that's a trope, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a trope. It's an anti-... It's an anti-... She's making it about herself, I guess.

I don't know, I don't know. It is what the American... I really don't know anything about it. In general, the American Jewish community, that's what we do when it comes to Israel. We make it about ourselves. Yeah. And like, people die because of that. Like... Right. It is a bloody conflict that we like,

we're like, we are facing the eradication of our species. Yeah, it's like, like, I think the Iraq war was bad, right? I think it was a mistake. I waited for that to play out before I took it. And we killed a lot of people we shouldn't have. Yeah. If I was speaking to somebody that was in a, like was in Fallujah and was shot at and fucking,

like, then probably I wouldn't be like, you're a fucking baby killing. It's like this person probably already has PTSD. They did that in Vietnam. I thought that part was pretty rude. It is pretty fucked up. And also the aspect of, you know, like at what point do you not have like a choice because I mean In Israel everybody's conscripted they all fucking have to say in the US. We send poor people yeah, yeah, yeah

Who like basically need a job? Um, and then they get cheated on mm-hmm By fat women, right, and then they default on their They're what do you call it? Their charger payments. The rascal scooter. No, they don't think it chargers, they all get chargers. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They just had the big Tyson Jerry fight hockey too, right? I thought in Ghana got got fucking robbed in Ghana In Ghana, oh this guy's an in Ghana. Yeah, I thought that was bullshit, it was obviously lost by decision. It was by decision, but he was rocked Tyson. And I'm a Tyson guy. I'm a Tyson, I'm a Gypsy King fan. Yeah, that's the Federman style man. He's kind of Federman style.

A little bit Federman style. Yeah, but he's awesome. He's like, I'm a gypsy. I can't read. I'm, yeah. Yeah. I'm fat. Yeah.

I can't read. It's a, a federman's going hard for Israel. And it's like, it's Jewish. But do you think they would let him in there? Israel? Yeah. What do you mean? Like, to visit?

I mean, he's kind of like a freak. They've let him in Congress. Yeah, I know, but they have no choice. America is like pro freak now. I think they have some freak over there. I don't think, I don't think. I think that boy got a little bit of freak. I don't know.

Guy like Fatimen? I don't know. That monster. Just him showing up at the airport, being like, I'm one of you. They'll be like, this is fucking, so bad for business. Yeah, why are people particularly mad at him and not the rest of the government?

Because he was like one of these like pervasive guys. Yeah. And then I think to present himself as pro-power. There's this thing going on with like, because a lot of, I guess, our time, I mean, we checked out, we didn't care. And I was never even, I liked Bernie, but I was only voting for Bernie Sanders

because of the healthcare I was in love with him. No, because of the, like, I really give a fuck about his healthcare. We're not getting it. It's not gonna happen. So, whatever. So I'm checked out, right? But, you know, I don't like, during the squad came around.

And then there is all of these like, I don't know, I guess they called them post-left. I really don't know too much about what these terms mean. Now, these people that hate AOC or what is she to tell anyone? Post-left is right. No, I don't know what, they're just mad at everybody. They hate it. They're Jimmy Doer thing, but they don't like the squad because the squad didn't do force the vote.

That was one thing that they had an opportunity to force a vote on healthcare that would have made it so that Nancy Pelosi had to call a vote for universal healthcare. No, they didn't do it. They didn't do it, or something, or whatever. You don't want to talk about that. Yeah, but the Federman thing, what's that? They're a period.

Yeah, maybe they were ha ha ha. Can you not just, just not be a misogynist for like five minutes? I'm sorry to the girls. Yeah. Well, I apologize to women. Any woman that was listening. Well, that's a woman. Any woman that was listening to that, it was vile. Anyways, as far as I've seen, which would throw kind of like, there is a theory that AOC at least is just a CIA plant.

Is she, you know, did that, was it USAID? Is that what that is? I don't know. I thought she was a bartender. Did that, was it USAID? Is that what that is? I don't know. I thought she was a bartender. A front for the CIA in college. You could say that, you know, I don't know, these people. But she, I don't know, she seems to be criticizing this.

Yeah, the squad is being chill. They're being chill about it. Rishi did to Leib's awesome, I think. Yeah. I don't know if that has anything to do with the Federman hate, but I guess definitely. But it wasn't that he presented himself as pro, like, palison or whatever. And then he didn't go back on anything he said he was, right? No.

No, yeah, yeah. Oh, so why not everyone in the government? Because they're not, I mean most of them are. Like, I even, like, Nikki Haley is the only, like, Neocon that's really getting shit. And even that, I don't even know. Yeah, she wants to make, like, citizens. I mean, her, if she's crazy, she wants to have accounts of the elderly. But that's what Nikki Haley is, is she's just a fucking like...

I miss that. She's just a Republican Goon that's like... Yeah, it's like... ...foad for me so that I can give as much money just a Republican Goon that's like, it's like, so that I can give as much money to a Wall Street and the military industrial complex spa. Chady style. Yeah, I mean, she goes on the news and she's like, I love that.

She's like, we should be fully supporting Israel's genocide in Palestine and not questioning them at all and writing them a blank check to do. And we should hire a private mercenary for it. And they're right, and they're, we should hire black water mercenary for it. And they're right in their support. We should hire black water. Yeah, you know, like ask her, you know, tell you, well, do you think this is bad?

What they're doing? And she'll just be like, well, I think that bad things are good. That's cool. Yeah, chainy style. Right. Yeah. And I mean, she goes pretty far.

And from what I see, that seems to be the only person that's even getting any kind of little criticism. Unless you're Jewish, in which case, then the right will be like, oh, well, I see where your loyalty's actually lie, and then they turn it into an anti-Semitic thing. Like they do with Ben Shapiro. It's like, yeah, Ben Shapiro doesn't,

I mean, maybe a little bit because he's Jewish, he's like hard for Israel, but it's really, it's just because he's a Neopods. Well, yeah, he's a piece of shit, you know, weasel with the worst politics you can possibly have. Yeah. He's kind of cooking right now. Lizzy?

Yeah, every one of those videos. I haven't watched a whole. He's talking faster and faster and everyone. That's what, every time I see him, I'm like, today fucking speed up. He don't see him. I'm like, do they fucking speed up? He's gonna explode at some point. Yeah, yeah. At some point he's gonna go supersonic.

Mm-hmm. He's gonna go full man. Yeah. Anyway, what do you want to say during the read, though? Oh, yeah. Well, a couple things with the show failing. I guess we're gonna have to go back to being guys that appreciate their audience more.

Right. We've been trying to get away from that for a while. They insulate ourselves from the audience, but with the show failing, we're gonna have to be like, we're so grateful for you guys. Oh yeah, we're so. We're gonna have to open the DMs back up

and just pitch ourselves as a couple of regular fellas. We're just like, we're just so grateful for how lucky we are that we get the fucking, we'll do a fuck a fan challenge. That we get the podcast. We'll do a fuck a fan challenge. That we get the podcast. And, but I do have, if any of you are like computer guys, like developers, I guess Apple has this workout kit now,

and what I'm looking to do is, because there's no way to just do it on the phone, but I guess there's some in the cat. I don't want to get into the weeds. Because I did learn how to write that iPad app to make the stop sound board. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. But I want something, I want to have like a custom work out on the watch specifically for like zone training. No, this is the request. You really gotta just use your listening skills more.

That was the last thing you said. I thought it was connected to like, oh, where I'm making an app where you can work out with Nick. Cause we're nice to the fans. I'm saying, if there is somebody, let me know if this is possible. And if so, how I would go about doing it. Yep.

So get at Nick. Get at Ginsberg. Please send me Ginsberg. Get at Ginsberg. We're Adam Friedland. No, no, would go about doing it. Yep, so get at Nick. Get at Ginsberg, please send me a Ginsberg. Get at Ginsberg? Or Adam Friedland. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I will filter the responses to make sure that I only get what I want.

But what I want is to begin just a custom workout on the watch, it allows me to do specifically zone training. Is it an app just for you or you think you're gonna make like maybe a million, two million dollars? It is just for me. I will not be released. No, this is not, it's not an app. You just want your phone to work for you in the way you want it. There it is. Yes, I want the watch to do. God damn it. What's wrong? You're, because you're not, you ask questions that are fucking wrong.

You ask the wrong questions. I'm not doing it on purpose. I'm just, I'm not a smart person. I'm not a very smart person. If you were like, this is equivalent to that. Let's say you were like, hey everybody, I'm making breakfast tomorrow and I'm gonna try and make French toast.

So I wanna know, I'm like, you're going to France? You want the audience to go to France? We'll let the audience decide. What do you mean? You're making your own bread. We'll let the audience decide if my question is correct. Wait, hold on, French people don't make their own bread. You wanna make French bread?

They make pun to chocolate. You wanna make French bread? They make French shit. And so what, you're sending French bread to the audience? You can't even get through a fucking with this fucking guy I just asked you said you want to make an app I said isn't that I don't even want to make an app I didn't say I want to make an app I said in the new iOS that destroyed my message history and I checked I thought it was just the phone I took the iPad because I use iMessage and iCloud

on that and I said they said oh well you can try resetting so I reset that Guess we're all the fucking now the messages are gone from the iPad is going on And there's shit in there that's important. Yeah, I have I go I have six years of Hey happy birthday happy birthday to you too, and that's it with my step sister goes back a decade of that being the only step sister goes back a decade of that being the only journey. Only Jan history is just once a year checking in and that's gone but no I don't know that poor guy Gabe that that you know Gabe invited us to the David Blaine party. Yeah we met David Blaine. I keep it by my my my my life. I keep it by my nightstand. He's real magic. He's also real magic, guys. I keep it by my nightstand, the playing card that David Blaine gave me. Wow.

It was so cool. Anyway, let's finish our day's work. I have to go to the airport. All right, well, I got a fucking thing, like what we're saying. Yeah, if there's a way to do it. So it will be a good thing to do. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do work. I have to go to the airport. All right, well, I gotta fucking think about what we're saying. Yeah, if there's a way to, it will just shut up. All right, I'm, if there is a way to make a workout where, so basically, zone, zone, oh my God, dude. Oh my fucking god

just you say it I'm not thanks for thanks for you tell it thanks for watching the free dlin show this week guys if you like the show you want to help us continue or get a new cable for whatever it is fixed how many of us close to know what that is slash T.A.A-F-S. Say the new episodes coming out! You're still on Mike, they can hear you. Oh, okay, bye.

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