The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 28 Featuring Steve-O

Episode Date: November 11, 2023

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And hello and welcome. Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedleichau, a very special guest today, Steve O. Yeah, Steve O's here. So I get there Saturday, early show. And it's 10 minutes before show time. I go downstairs, the showroom's fucking empty for the most part. There's a handful of people pushed over to one,

the tables and chairs are pushed over to one side of the stage. And all of the wait staff is like, they're shining a light at this pipe. And the room smells like feces. And the manager tells me, he's like, you said, get, we had a problem real quick. I guess like a sewage line burst. So we're gonna clean it up real quick.

And we're gonna start maybe 10, 15 minutes late. And they kept up this. And then behind him, I hear somebody yell like, no, don't flush. And then there's just more feces spraying all over the way staff. And they kept up this charade of, we're gonna push another 10 minutes

for another hour and 45 minutes. That, yeah. You've had multiple weekends canceled, because of plumbing issues. Plumbing issues. Yeah, that's your style, dude. I had a hot water heater explode in Pittsburgh. The cancels do shows.

That's nice. That's always nice. Do you like it when shows get canceled? I don't know. I don't know if I have a lot of experience with shows getting canceled. It was one time when I shattered my ankle and had to press part a weekend reschedule.

Was that awesome? Are you like fuck yeah? It was just regular, it wasn't prank style. What kind of ankle injury? It's got a weird thing like, I was standing on top of this wooden outhouse wall, that bite of crashed a cart through it and I was trying to lock it in.

That's sort of a plumbing issue. That is plumbing issue. Yeah, so you also had a's sort of a plumbing issue. That is plumbing issue. Yeah, so you also had a fecal-related show cancellations. So you lied to Nick, you have had poo issue. Well, he didn't say that, he just said I didn't have show. I'm just keeping the man on us. And then he said, with the exception of the one time

I fell off a toilet. Are we acting cool right now? I don't know. What does that mean? Are we acting cool right now? Are we acting cool? I mean, do I get it, man? We're such big fans.

It's your deal, dude. It's your deal. And I actually met you once. Okay. I don't think you're gonna remember, but I was walking on sunset, Boulevard in Silver Lake, and a cyclist crashed,

and then I looked down, oh my God. You went to Onesie and then your penis was out. Yeah. And I was like, who is this? You went to onesie and then your penis was out. Yeah. And I was like, who is this? How do you get like a one piece cycling suit with a penis cut out? And I was like, oh my God, is Steven O.

Not the other. It was cycling shorts painted on. Oh really? Like latex, like the latex body paint or like just regular. Not even latex body paint, like I had. I love that. I love that. I love that. That was the original dick painting. like the latex body paint or like just like latex body paint like that I love that. That was that was the original dick painting.

Really? Yeah, I was just like an idea for a prank kind of a you know gag on the street. I thought like let me. But get a hardcore cyclist suit like all legit everything except the shorts. Just paint them on. Yeah, I think I was asked to sign a release and I said, it is button on or serve. That's happened.

I think you made it into the actual special. That was for my, oh my god. That was for my second comedy special, which was my first one that had a multimedia component. What's the worst you ever hurt your dick in your life? The worst thing I ever hurt my dick. Was there ever a time you're like,

I'm just not gonna have a dick anymore. I've ruined, I've, there's too many pranks. My dick. Would you for the, for like a special, would you get the vaccine in your dick? Like if they, if we could set that up to have you go to Walgreens and get the vaccine in your dick. My dick has gotten off pretty easy.

Oh, thanks, consider. It's my balls that have been your testicles. Yeah, my balls. Oh, yes, it was kind of the dick injury guy. You're the ball injury guy. Right. You guys are all specialists. Yeah, yeah.

And my scrotum has gotten the worst of it really. What happened? And it was like with stapling my ball sack to my leg. You know, it was never a wild boy's incident. Yeah, nothing really terrible ever happened to my balls on wild boys that I can remember. I remember us like tying like, uh, I don't want to call it a new, but you know, like, um, so it was a racist kind of you were racist to your ball.

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I was like, I really wanted to throw up. I hate sharks. They're terrifying. Yeah. Is that guy, where's that guy manny at these days? He's still around, man. He's still doing his thing. I feel like he, he fucks like, milf's constantly. He settled down with a very attractive woman.

That guy has to pull. Yeah. Can you imagine a master of beasts like that? I can never provide a woman with that type of aura, you know? Yeah. Very much. They're strong. What, how about yourself?

Are you in a relationship? I am, man. I'm engaged. Been engaged for a long time. To Manny? Not to Manny, no. I got a fiance. She's a lovely. She's a she's lovely. She's very lovely. And what she do? She works in set design art direction. Like, the, like, this new comedy, especially that I have out now, she was the production designer.

And it's pretty badass. She built a fucking seven foot tall 24 foot wide wall of television sets that all worked and were all wired together and all like presenting the show with me. Oh, what? Bad ass. Tubes or tubes or LCDs? Old school retro. Nice. 80s, 90s, too.

Yeah, so like you're like the architect in the matrix. Yeah, so let's get the, what's the name of your special? Let's get that. It's called Steve's bucket list. And what the bucket list is is like, just shot for shot remake of the bucket list. Yeah. With you. It's just utterly fucking forbidden shit that was like never supposed to happen, but then I was like out of ideas and I was like, okay, I guess I'll do that. Forbidden, like the race is bold. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Forbidden like the, you say the word in it. No, I don't say I don't say the word

But I'm definitely I'm Steve Oh, and this is the scene from die hard to There's definitely a Triple likes really shit though. Like I am like fucking I Full penetration I master bait while I'm like fucking. I full penetration. I masturbate while I'm totally naked. I got another man strapped to my back. I'm in an airplane and I'm jacking off to where like once I have the point of no return, I give the sign. I'm like, get the fuck out of the plane

and so that I'm coming out of the plane. Come in the out of the plane. It's like band of brothers. Yeah, it's awesome. That is literally what our grandparents did in Belgium. You're like Captain Witter. On the front. They went skyjacking in Belgium. Yeah, well, they're, yeah, they're, they're a paratrooper. Yeah. Shit, I thought I was the first one to do that. Yeah, they saw their friends die in front of their eyes. I just wanted to do that. Yeah, they saw their friends die in front of their eyes. What is, I mean, a major part of Jackass is like this game of gay chicken that all boys play with each other, right?

We all like gay chicken. Like we all try to push like do a gay or in a gay or a thing, but never quite cross that. Right, right, right. And but what's the closest you got to just full on rough trade, gay sex? There was a time in Russia when I was videotaped kissing the head of Chris Ponyas' penis. Yeah, that's like gay. I have like brain damage.

So until I started the sentence I thought you were saying like the man who's in charge of Chris ponies is penis I thought that's what you meant by the Some organization the next to decisions Yeah Because Russia would have that. The FSD. They love bureaucracy over there.

They would have the head of a Christmas penis as a political office. It's a black. That's what communism does to people, you know, right? End up with jobs like that. Yeah. Well, they're not communist anymore.

Yeah, it's still in their blood. Yeah, they're just freelance penis kissers. Sure. Now they do it for a capital city. Sure. Now it's all just Putin's gangster friends who have taken over that role from thears. Sure. Now they do it for a capital. Sure. Now it's all just Putin's gangster friends who have taken over that role from the people. Yeah. That's what that's what those man. Can we just uh, are they still talking about Ukraine and LA or people still like upside

about that? I mean, I don't know that they're talking about it, but can we... Can we opinion on the Jews next? That Ukraine first, do the Ukraine first, or you can combine them, you can just do Ukraine Jews. And how you feel about that? Does your opinion on Ukraine Jews? I think that it is pretty shocking and alarming that there is like basically zero chance that we're not looking at a presidential election with two candidates

Trump and Biden like we can't do better than that. Well, we already did we had that lifestyle Yeah, we already did it once we can do it again. I know like lifestyle. Yeah, we already did it once. So we can do it again. I know I like. I I'm not even trying to pick a side here. I'm just saying that's a fucking rock and a hard spot. I'm going to I'm going for Wendy Williams. I'm just writing Wendy Williams. I'm rocking a hard spot, dude. Like how do you vote for either person? I'm writing in Rob himself. Yeah. I just think that that's fucking crazy. Yeah. I think that's fucking crazy.

And I think that the World War III, like, is like a thing. Yeah, but we're two old three. Yeah, no, I'm honestly, I'm more worried about World War four. Definitely. That's the one where the evil scientist bring the Jews back to life. We're gonna, we're men. We're gonna just slay so many military wives

while the young bulls are out there at World War Three. Is that what guys in their late 30s were doing? Don't know what war two. I thought that was like the cowards. Like the 19 year old cow. They talk about that in bed of brothers, I just rewatched them. Yeah, but it's not like,

oh, my high school sweethearts fucking some 37 year old podcaster. Well, they were fucking the best. They said the guy wants to work for the post office. Yeah, exactly. They were fucking hard work with four F, not four H. That's like what the guys that make you are. The filming club in rural schools.

What are the four F? I don't even think that we're gonna make it to world work for. Yeah. I think World War three and that's a rap dog. Yeah. And who you going with in this next World War? We're saying China China's not even gonna have to lift a finger, dude

They're just gonna wait and tell everybody blows each other up and then they're fucking they're getting their hands on that Sweet Taiwanese pussy, but they've been waiting for for years I just want to I just want to claim fealty to the Chinese Communist Party and have them give me one of those long Opium pipes. Yeah, yeah, yeah That's the coolest part of the neck is just opens on some Chinese Lies pussy. That's the first thing you see in that show. We love the Nick we're talking about. We're just talking about that. Good. That's good. That's good. That's a good ashto. She just, he, he, it's him waking up and it's a Chinese Lies pussy and she's like, excuse me,

but it's your time, you're looking at my pussy time is over. And then he has to go to his job at the hospital. That, I mean, very well done, the neck. Speaking of, oh, that's quickly. Today's episode is brought to you by, I think Ginsburg put those in order. What, where, I'm about to come here again. Yeah. Today's episode is brought to you by Blue Chiu. Um, let's

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Because she knows. That part embarrasses me. It's like having like a juice smile. I feel like a disabled kid. Yeah, I don't want like my girl to know that I'm like Sammy Sosa or Mark McWarran. Oh yeah. I wonder if they're using natural.

Yeah, I'm on my way. Like I celebrate it. It's like it is like kind of a half, you get an extra half inch. You get like a six, 15 year old boner when your dick was like angry and vibrating. Mm hmm. You're like, I need pussy, I need pussy.

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It's right. Yeah, it's like when the mountains are blue. Yep, really? Have you ever made a woman comb? I'm with a blue tongue. Yeah, I don't remember how to wear an experience with uh, I do. I do. I was sporting. Oh, sporting? Yeah, there were. There were.

There were. There were. Many, many years ago, I was like 22 or 23. This woman was a- Six or 700 pounds. On top of me. And at some point, like, it was just like, just all of this liquid. Wet diarrhea. She cracked on you.

She shit all over me. It was liquid. Like I'm guessing that it was like like that was the phenomena of squirting. And like, I think a lot of guys would be like super into that. Like I think it was really cool. Like not me, man. I was like kind of grossed out and like I never talked to the chick again. You ghosted.

I ghosted, dude. Because she had her nasty, so weird. And I did see her again and she was none too pleased with having You ghosted. I ghosted, dude. Because she had her nasty. And I did see her again, and she was none too pleased with having been ghosted, and she was right. And so I want that woman if she's watching. Darius Susie, if you're listening, I can only assume that she is watching because you guys have massive viewership. No, it's not. It's wonderful. I want her to know.

We're 40 years old now. Yeah, we're not kids anymore. Honestly, these cameras aren't plugged in. Yeah, I want. You just want to hang out. I'm not going to name her because I don't want to put it on blast. We thought maybe you could. You could.

Yeah, we thought maybe you could introduce this to Barrymore. I have about that. I didn't come here from Adam. Do you do Barrymore impression for him? I'm so excited to meet you Steve. How's that? Good. He does E. I was an alcoholic when I was a baby. I was a baby alcoholic. I fucked E.T. Did she tell you that? And why are you doing the show? She bring that up.

She liked that. I never met her. Oh, okay. Anyways, Bluetooth. Yeah, so the best part is it's all done She liked that. I never met her. Oh, okay. Anyways, Bluetooth. Yeah, so the best part is it's all done online, so no visits to the doctor. No visits to maybe a Zoom call. No awkward number. Not even stations, no, I didn't have to get it. He saw with the medical provider right at luchu.com,

it takes a moment. He was working for it. He had to do a Zoom call, but I didn't. I told the nurse practitioner about a breakup that I was with. Occasionally, they like me. This isn't therapy. Confirm that I'm not on other medication. Yeah.

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Of course, dude. That's sir. That's sir. That's our line. So sick. I'm so mad at my podcast guy who at my podcast guy who is the ad guy. He's never told me about you and do it. Yeah, well, it's on the page. He's been lied to. Okay, special deal for our listeners. Try and Bluetooth free when you use promo code Tafs. At checkout, just pay $5 shipping less. Bluetooth.com promo code TAS to receive

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Yeah, and if you want to be a dig Type in the promo code Steve. Oh It doesn't matter. It's fine They still sell a product. Yeah, it doesn't matter. Yeah, but I want them to put T a F. S Yeah, that wasn't being a dick. Oh, no, you're you're fine. You're fine Yeah, we're okay. We're talking about scumbags these companies. Oh, yeah, we were episode Are you so Steve knows knows who the legend is. Yeah. You say you don't want to talk about scumbag business. I don't care.

I don't think it's like your business. You don't have a platform. Why is it not good for business? What is business? It's money out of your pocket. I'm just saying that when you're dealing with a massive audience, like you guys have, like the most infinitesimal fraction of your audience even knows who this guy is. And so by really making a big thing out of discussing him, you're just alienating a great

deal. Oh, well then we'll give you the background. So let's go back to him. Yeah, yeah. Let's go back to him. He's a friend of the show. We've known him for years. He's one of the best guys I've ever met. Yeah, I did.

Last time we spoke to him, he was selling bootleg Disney products on Amazon. Orlando right now, he's doing big business. He's doing big numbers selling Mickey Mouse merchandise on Amazon. He's also defrauded our mutual friend, Bam. I'm going to guess that those are allegations. I think he's, you know, these are things Vinny's side.

They're on their side. I mean, he's Brad now. I know. Here's what I know. Mm-hmm. I know that there was a period where my buddy, Bam, Margera, was... Hourfully. Yeah. He was a real kind of... A mutual friend of you, us and scumbag

vinaigrette are collective. The man who brought us together. It was around like the Dr. Phil, like also friend of the show, Dr. Phil. Yeah. And like this vinaiguy had some little this Vanny guy had some little BAM tour put together. And I was like, the BAM or Gerator brought to you by Disney. And I was like, you know what? It's really not that rad of an idea right now. They were trying to like, behind the scenes, there were like, concerted efforts to like, have an intervention for BAM and to try to help them get better.

And like, it just wasn't, it just didn't seem like a very good idea to be like, carding band around at that time. And I brought it up with, with my agent or something. I was like, Hey, can you like just kind of help like, kind of maybe stop this nonsense with? Yeah. And so like I was responsible for the termination of that tour. Indirectly. Well, I thought he was on TMZ the next night. Yeah, I mean, there was a lot going on at that time,

but I think that just Vinnie was none too pleased that I had kind of nipped his- Fuck Vinnie, he's a loser. But no, Vinnie's a survivor. He's like in cockroaches. Yeah, you can't really feel bad for upsetting him. Yeah, I mean, he's a fraud. Yeah, he's got a fraud.

He's gone back and forth between being like very hateful towards me and very nice. And he's just one of these And he's like the abusive boyfriend, who like, apologize. Don't give him that power over you. Yeah. He's just a psycho in Florida who sells Disney. Yeah.

You know what? He's like a little like co-bret to zoo. You're like, wow, look at this. He's a cockroach. He literally is a cockroach. He will survive a nuclear holocaust. Yeah. Vinnie will be there at Disney stealing like, with cockroach. Literally is a cockroach. You can survive a nuclear holocaust. Vinnie will be there at Disney stealing like,

like living in magic mountain after. Like, good news, dude. I found a way to eat the fuel they use for the fucking, the roller coasters. I converted my metabolism. Sorry, I'm, no, sorry. I was just gonna go down that road. Vinnie living off.

Go ahead. The last I have understood was that BAM is defying all odds by remaining clean and sober. After his ankle monitor was taken off. He's had this ankle thing which will detect alcohol, and it be drinks alcohol, it's gonna go, and then he's gonna get thrown in jail. Yeah. Would you say he's sort of the Matthew Perry of your crew?

I wouldn't say Matthew Perry. Well, he's definitely not the Ross. He's not Ross. He's not Ross. Yeah. Yeah. He's not Joey. He's not Joey. Yeah. You're gonna Joey. You're Joey. Matthew. Harry. There's a different dynamic than his character. Oh, I think it's kind of the same guy. I never knew his character's name on the show. Yeah, I later found out that it was Chandler Bing. I thought it was Matthew Perry, Ross, Joey, Rachel.

You remember when you were a kid and you find out about that like a British Commodore Matthew Perry? Yes. And you're like, what the fuck is this? The captain. You can't have that name. He can't be a fucking Chandler. From friends.

He stole his thing. Yeah, that always pissed me off. Anyway, we call you off. I'm sorry. I'm good man. But so he's doing well. I think that at the moment, I think that he's in a better place

than he's been in a long time. That's amazing. Are you sober? I am. How long? 15 years. You happy about it? So you're just kind of very, very happy about it. I'm sober now, I guess.

16 years. Yeah. Well, I guess really technically only what, like, three months? Yeah, five minutes. Yeah, five months? I just had a beer. No, I stopped drinking for nine years, but then I fell off the wagon and started drinking.

Okay. But I was doing coke the whole time. To what extent was like, were drugs used to like tolerate pain during the jackass days? Zero. Extend. Really? I took a lot of pain killers and never once for pain.

They're not really pain killers. I was like, I'm missing them. I was saying you fucked up. Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, fuck. They make you not care that you're like, oh, I guess my leg hurts, but damn, I'm fucking them. I'm getting fucked up. Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, fuck. They make you not care that you're like, oh, I guess my leg hurts, but damn, I'm fucking high right now.

I wanna watch South Park right now, 10 hours. Yeah, on the count. Wait, so, my assumption was always that you guys needed it because you were getting fucked. You were getting injured so badly, but I'm incorrect. Apparently. Yeah.

Now we just, take pancolas, you fucked up. What was your favorite? What was your no-one? I can't wait to see you. I was like, I was just like, I didn't like the, all the opiants just like would make me like itch and scratch, you was just kind of annoying.

You don't like that? I used to like the itch part. I used to like it, I used to like taking an oxy cotton and then you like, you hold off throwing up as long as possible. And then you barf and then you're like, damn, I feel so fucking good. I love taking pills. Yeah, that was never my thing, but man, I loved Xanax and Valiant.

Those were my, like Benzo's were fucking dope. Those are dangerous too, the withdrawals you could die from. Yeah, Xanax, yeah, those were my like Ben's those were fucking dope. Those are dangerous to the withdrawals you could die from. Yeah, Xanax. Yeah. Have you helped other people since you've gotten sober? It's kind of the idea is that we make it a big deal to stay sober and help other people. Do you have an organization? No,, check this. My lady and I, my lady and I bought a big property, um, with the goal of opening an animal sanctuary. Oh, for like a, as a rehab, dude, that's my dream. I have just like a, you want to help like animals on drugs.

Yeah. If our hair, what are cows and you don't hear a lot about that animals that are get flipped? That's my dream, dream though is that I will Specifically an owl sanctuary if I could have like a fucking owl reserve my lady's big on owls Dude owls is best the coolest animal. Yeah, and they were like fucking Grab a cat and just take away take it away

Yeah, it's going owls are like serious predators in the watch out for A-Pets. How did you kidn't hide your wife? You know? What's the scariest animal you ever met in wild boars? I never tell you that story about that girl that was like, oh, I met the wild boars. I didn't tell you this. This girl was like, oh, I met the wild. Me and my friend met the wild boars.

And we spent like the weekend with them. I was like, Steve over with Chris Pondy. She's like, no, it's like the other ones. I'm like, we're talking about, it's just something that's you guys. Yeah. Yeah, we're actually from A-T. We're on that show.

Wild boys? Yeah, right. We're like, we're kind of the two guys. Yeah. Wow, you got this guy some pussy, those two guys. Those two guys, indirectly. Mm-hmm. The Wombat was pretty fucking creepy, man.

Yeah, well, Australia has bizarre animals. They get killed all the time from animals over in Australia, wild animals. You don't have to worry about New York City. They have so many fucking things that can kill you in Australia. Insects like the Monster Chargs of Endomest, shit. Fucking, they have this burn called a cassowary

that will just... Yeah, like tears your stomach open. Yeah, like these... Like, I got kangaroos, I'll fuck you up. Yeah, have you seen that video, that guy just rocking the kangaroo? That's given people licensed to punch kangaroos in the fucking face.

They seem like... They've seen other videos now, other guys like fucking punching kangaroos. And it's like, I got it. Well, the one guy's dog was in trouble. He was fucking the guy's dog. Now, because of that one video, you know there's fucking just drunk Australian retards

going around trying to pick fights with him. Right, yeah. We're a fucking phoietam. They hate dogs. They hate dogs, they rip them. But in terms of intellect, I mean, regular Australian guys somewhere around the level of kangaroo as it is.

Yeah. They had like, they have one smart guy over 100 years. Kangaroo. Like, then average Australian, Kangaroo might be 20 points IQ higher. Their idea of a public intellectual was Steve Irwin. I don't know what that is. And the poet laureate of their country. Yeah, that's, yeah.

That's a smart IQ. I'm not sure how smart a kangaroo is, but all friends are fucking dumb. Yeah, and kangaroos are strong, dude. Yeah, they're jacked. Yeah, like, but so are Australian guys. Right, but, and they kind of have the opposite bodies. Like Australian guys, yeah, they're like top heavy and then the kangaroos are. And dude, I heard about this like a couple times in the last week like a video of a guy like punching a kangaroo

But like I don't even understand that like a kangaroo has the distinct advantage like the kangaroo can fuck that guy up Right, like they can go back on the tailman double kick. Yeah, that's why you got a punch him before this way To do it The kangaroo and got away with it. Yeah, well, there's the original video of a kangaroo holding some guy's dog, and the guy just gets out of his car and goes out and punches the kangaroo in the face. And the kangaroo's kind of like shocked

that he got stole like that. So the kangaroo was asking for it because it was fucking with his dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's like a paper rock scissors situation. You don't wanna be, Man, he would hate that. Today's episode is also brought to you by, by Fume, you, by Fume. Oh, there we go. You're't want to be. Man he would hate that. Today's episode is also brought to you by

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Sorry, I'm just going to treat you into thinking this was the Drew Barrymore show. I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to do it. I'm going to sue. I hit him with the impression again, say the thing about fucking ET. I thought ET when I was drunk. When I was so far. Well, I was so drunk.

When I was so far, it was old. Five years old. Five years old. Yeah. I'm not signing up on that. Or the fucking show. No, she's a friend. She's a friend. Yeah. Yeah. I did. I'm not signing up on that. Or the fucking show. She's a friend. She's a friend. Oh, what do you mean the most her thing? You told us you had that idea. You pitched us that. Yeah, you were like, for the next Jackass, we're gonna go to Israel,

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Not often. Not often. Really? Do you like it? Um, I feel like getting around New York, you can feel like I was kind of a lot of work to get through a day like it. How old are you when Jack has like blew up? 26.

Yeah. You never lived in New York. Correct. Yeah. So you've never had the opportunity to just be a guy here. Right. Yeah. Okay.

I'm not mad at New York. I love it. It's a great experience every time I wish I came here more. But you can't just ride the train. You couldn't like just go sit on the train and like just zone out and be like fucking a psycho and not have people be like, oh look, you're too thin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just went walking through Times Square

to go eat Taco Bell. But that's not a good New York move. Like coming to go to Times Square to go to Taco Bell. Pretty sick though. Yeah. I don't know if I like LA. I went to fucking Hollywood and Vine. I picked a fight with Spider-Man, you know, it's like okay

Well, you picked the worst thing possible To go I think they go mad at time Square actually I want to go back. We were there last night It's kind of amazing. Yeah, dude. I was I was trying to talk about actually we actually all nearly because hard rock cafe was closed So Brooklyn Diner. Yeah, I was struck by just like the fucking magnitude of it I'm like dude, I'm just captivated by this huge I was struck by the fucking magnitude of it. I'm like, dude, I'm just captivated by these huge LED billboards. And it's just like looking around. I was like, damn, that's cool.

And so I'm going to go back there tonight to shoot to hang out with those. Shoot an intro to a video that's a little bit nervous to put out. I'm going to put it out. I just know everybody's going to fucking shit on it. Why? Why? Fuck them, dude. Right.

Exactly. Yeah, fuck everyone. Those guys are fucking. I know that's where I'm at. I'm doing it for you. You're doing it for you. That's where I'm at. Yeah.

You see, before I got clean and sober for 15 years, you got to hate people more. Yeah. Honestly, it's like, I think there's a lot of positivity. That's good. But you got to have, you got to have a little bit of just pick one group of people. Right. It doesn't have to be a race. It could be like, there's a lot of positivity. That's good, but you gotta have a little bit of, just pick one group of people. It doesn't have to be a race. It could be like, I don't know,

or maybe it could, the BASK, pick us like a safe one. The, and then just go, just be like, you know, just hate him. Did you guys ever hear about when I tried to become a rapper? No. No. Yeah, I tried to become a rapper. I even got a record deal with universal records to make a comedy gangster rap album

And I called my album hard as a rock And I thought that was funny and I had great songs like down with STDs. Can we hear them? Well, here I'll tell you what I just decided to become a rapper again. Really, you're back. I'm back. Really? Yeah, and I recorded this song with Violent J from Insane Clown Posse.

Oh, friend of the show also. Yeah, and it's a funny song. It's called I Love My Girl. But and it's about how one week a month, my girl, which you guys are curious. Yeah, exactly. Don't get me started on like, right? The demon, the demon week a month my girl. Where she has her period. Yeah. Exactly. Don't get me started on like, right?

The demon, demon week. Disgusting. Yeah, so demon week is gnarly and I made a funny song about it. You know, it's like a nice prank that God plays is like she's feeling terrible and insane, but her breasts are just a little bit bigger and fuller. So us idiot guys were like this and then our hands are slapped. Yeah.

It'd be cool if there was a guy version that like once in months my asshole was tighter. Mm-hmm. That would be cool. Yeah. So, it's kind of exciting, man. I got to excited. It made this rap song and the audio version, like I was posted

first before the video. And was like I you know, and people are being snogged. I'm just sitting on it. Fuck them, dude. Fuck them, dude. And like, here's the thing. Just make a video being like, you guys are all fucking losers. I'm rich.

I'm Steve O. You're a fucking pussy. Fuck you. I'm not gonna say that. I'll say it for you. Okay, fuck everybody that didn't like the song. Fuck you. You'm not gonna say that. I'll say it for you. Okay, fuck everybody that didn't like the song, fuck you. You fucking snobbs. You're gonna be right. Come lick my ass during my tight ass only.

Yeah, suck on my fucking balls. Yeah, balls. Yeah. And dare you criticize our friend of the show. You thought he was going to the Drew Bear and more further. The video is now done. It's fantastic. Who'd you get to direct it? Fincher.

Dude, I got this fucking guy, no, who has made 160 fucking music videos for the likes of Jennifer Lopez, M&M, 50 cent. The guy is the most fucking prolific music video director is slash special of VexG. He makes sure. His name's Henry Lippetov. Henry Lippetov.

What are his famous videos, anything we would have seen? Did he do that at Herbie Hancock Rocket music video? That was like, He gave me a link to his resume. You want to bring it up? So I can Henry Lippetov. He was called by the prodigy. That's a cool money for nothing with the

school. Before it's time. Oh, sledgehammer. That's a good one. Peter Gabriel. Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite band? Fuck, man. I'm a you know, a favorite band. It's like saying what's your favorite fruit? Ask me what's your favorite man? Ask me, man. What's your favorite, man? CK1, easy. Five seconds. I don't always want to eat Twinkies. Sometimes I want to fucking eat pussy. Yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. So I don't like, you know, and spend the one in the mood for what's my favorite pan? Did you ever tell a bam that him is not good? I got a tattoo. It's kind of a, you have the tattoo also. I got a tattoo. I don't know if that's offensive, your friends with them.

Those guys, they're like dutch or new. They're like, usually. Yeah, they're like, yeah. Do they know who you guys are? Do they have, do they know, do they have Jack? Yeah, they have BAM with boys. Oh, okay. Um, um, um, him had the heart of Graham.

Uh, so I got it at us logo. It is. Yeah. But I got the penis to Graham. A dick a gram. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember that legend.

Very fucked. Yeah. Yeah. It says me. Mm hmm. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. It's cool. It's a him. It's a dick a gram. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. That is good.

I can't really. Yeah. We call um Yeah, I'm gonna be going to fucking Times Square and film an insure to my music video. You should have you ever read that I was Violent Jay like this is gonna be me. I'm gonna say hey look You ever ride the stab in all the fairy? I'm gonna say, look, uh, you're right to stand on a ferry. No, but we should do that. We're fucking in a hotel, like, look, I look at my window and it says, I don't know.

Go down, yeah, go down there. Great. Hey, go do that. Go right, it's free. You go right to stand on and you come back. It's like, the anybody comes in New York, I recommend that. Doesn't sound as visually satisfying as time square.

Why don't you just take my word for it? I'm telling you, it's good. Dude, he feels like he knows New York better. Yeah, this fucking guy. Oh, no, just, I'll pass. We know New York. It's free. You get a perfect view of the Statue of Liberty.

It's amazing. You got it. You know it would be funny also. Another at New Yorker tip to you. Go to South Williamsburg. It may be due to a little prank. Some of them feel so. Do a fun video there.

Yeah, do a real fun video. We're talking about the Hasidic Jewish neighborhood. Magic. In this climate, it would really go off. It would really hit. Do they know what's going on in the summer? The summers don't like Israel. Yeah, they're anti-Israel.

But they're anti-Israel because it's like your, because the world's coming to some kind of a world. You're short-cutting, it's like it's up to God. Yeah, but also it's like your your your short cutting so I could stop the god Yeah, but also it's just like for some insane shit like yeah, yeah, I'm in can drive Oh, okay, you can't be a crisp man. You can't beat it Chris man, then we got all these chip flavors to choose from and who knows what your favorite's gonna be Maybe you're gonna be all about that sparkling grapefruit or the maple pepper. The fuck outta here, orange vanilla.

I'm trying that shit right now. Yeah, you gotta get that. What's the mouth feel? You know they got like a zero version of every type of like Coke product now? Oh, like a Coke and Coke. They got like Coke vanilla zero? Wow.

All right. Does it taste good? That's like the one thing I'm really impressed by. What's that? Like you know how much like if you were like a boomer and the internet came out, you must have been like, wow, this is the first time I'm like, holy shit. Not only the Zero, yeah.

It's really good. Do you like soda? Orange vanilla. I'm like a soda dude. Yeah, me neither. But it's not a baby like Nick. I'm not a baby. It's baby like soda. Whatever. Fuck you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was rude to me. Can you tell him I'm sorry about saying that thing? No, this guy hates me. No, this guy hates me because I'm

friends with Vinnie. No, no, we're way more friends with Vinnie though. Just just kidding. But you shouldn't be intimidated by Vinnie. I'm definitely not intimidated. You shouldn't say that he's like your abusive husband. No, I'm just saying that. You said I love him. You said I love him. I know he's not meeting. Yeah.

He's like, he's like an abusive boyfriend who'll just be really mean and then be all of a sudden super apologetic and like trying to be cool with you. And then like's kind of do it again and it's gonna like just and it's like you know it's a cycle of violence yeah and that's time I kind of had enough like I'm all good on him you know maybe next time you're in New York will broker a little piece of cord I'll put on a doctor filled style suit I be like, so let's work on this relationship. Not an impressions guy, I'm sorry. Do you do any impressions?

No. No. Time to do impressions. No. Have you ever tried one? Shuck with that one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the ice man. Yeah.

Is he still alive? I met him at Air 1 parking lot in Calabassus once. Really? He does live right there. I was star struck. Oh, you're a big fan of the mixed martial martial martial martial arts.

It's a mixed martial man. We can't talk anymore. Yeah. What's going on with that? It's probably a big problem. The last two weeks. It's like moronic. No, I've got, I feel like there's some kind of like bug

or something here. Like mold or something. Yeah, because've guys feel like it is like there's some kind of like bug or something here But mold or something yet because I definitely have like a neurological problem that I didn't like two six months ago I'm dumb, bro. I can't speak. I can't get through a sentence. I like jumble up my words. Do you feel like you're with two dumbasses? No, man. I think you guys are freaking killer. No, we're just two kids with dreams, but yeah, we're two 40-year-old kids We're just kids just dreaming orange vanilla Speaking of we're also brought to you by our best friends you you know these guys my bookie my bookie dot HG my bookie dot AG and actually I brought up the MMA thing because you're in town for a big event this weekend Who's fighting? It's UFC $2.95.

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I like Harry Prasco. I think he's a cooler dude. I think he's a more likable dude. And what's cool? Definitely a better looking dude. What's going on with Nick's more for a guy? You say I mean, he's like fascinating good looking. You know, yeah, let's see it.

It was all it was all Brazilian people and now it's like people from my car. Yeah, yeah, you're a Oscar. Yeah, this is from he's not from Poland. I don't want to be Russian. Poland. I think.

Has he made a statement on Ukraine or no? I don't think he's from Russia. Oh, I think. Has he made a statement on Ukraine or no? I don't know about the country. Where? Yeah, I feel like he's from Eastern Europe. And he's just dope. Here's another thing. Yerey Prohaska was the light heavyweight champion. But then he had a pretty bad injury in training.

And he said, you know what guys? I don't want to hold up the division. I'm just going to go ahead and vacate the honorable man. Honorable man. He's like, hey, you know what guys? Like I'll be back. I'll be back. I'll be back. But in the meantime, like, let me vacate it. So then they had a championship for the vacant title. Oh, and now he's back from his injury. The title was once again, I'm African, I think it was a, it was probably in the older, I think it was a shawler. Maybe, no, no. Yeah. And so he's he's fighting this guy, Alex Pereira, who's Brazilian. Uh-huh.

And I did not enjoy or take kindly to Alex Pereira's brief with my boy Anthony Smith. Who's that? He's another guy in the light heavier individual. Are you friends with fighters? Yeah. Yeah. So you have a kind of a shame gillous lifestyle. Why don't you get these guys to beat up Vinny if he's yeah Why don't you ask you? The strong boys to beat up Vinny. Yeah, you'd be like listen this guy. I'm in love with keeps hurting me. Yeah, this guy

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Alex Pera is a dangerous striker. No doubt about it. He's only got one tool. It's his left. That fucking left hook. Real fucking swing that. How do you get into some with the left hook, Yuri is going to sleep.

How do you think a kangaroo would do? You know what? Why don't they let a kangaroo, you're gonna wait for a little kangaroo in there. It's not a bad idea. Yeah, we're like, man-e versus a man-e. I mean, fighting kangaroos definitely a loose-leave situation because if you win, then you're an asshole

because you beat up a kangaroo. It's the national symbol of Australia. Right, yeah. But if you lose, you got your fucking ass beat by a kangaroo. There's really no good outcome. I'll take that. I'll take that. I'll take that. So I'm gonna go ahead and say,

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What kind of cease they put you in for UFC? You're right behind Rogues? The Messes Madison Square Garden. Oh my god. Like I typically I'll be pretty fucking pro on the octane be pretty fucking pro on the octane. But man, New York City, Madison Square Garden, I feel like there's, and that's kind of like a show as an LA. I'd be really surprised if I was

in the front row. I think I'm probably sitting like in front of like bigger, I think I'm sitting one row behind bigger stars than me. Do you know the lineup for this weekend? Sure. For the stars, I mean. Oh, I don't know. For not into violence, but I love celebrity. Yeah, I don't know who's going.

You know, I would guess action braunts I'll be there. He's a New York guy. It's cool. Yeah, I love him. Robert De Niro, Al Pacino. Al Pacino. Martin Scorsese.

Robert Snails Lane Loegs. Read about him on TMZ. What's that? What do you do? Lost big in a simple trial. To who? An ex assistant. Oh, Robert De Niro, right.

Yeah, it's other New York Post headline. Oh, he did ex assistant. He kept asking her for like sexy back rubs. No, I was falling over. I sent my bags in. She scratched my back. Yeah. Oh, because you see it. There's very big difference between a sexy back rub and an itch. Hey, my fucking back itch is, you know, somebody that's not. E thing is not sexual, but a rub is sexual. It depends, man. But if he's an itch fetishist, the...

That's gonna be you one day. Allegation I heard was that it was a fucking itchy situation. Really? Scratching? Scratching my back. I was like, this is the first time I've heard in the media. That's so crazy to be like, because I've seen the Irishman,

you see, like, you know how old Robert De Niro is. It's like, to be... I mean, we know that you're just trying to 80. I know, but to be like, because you've seen the Irishman, you see like, you know how old Robert De Niro is. It's like, to be, I know, but to be, but like there's the age, but then there's also like, just looking at the, like the physicality of him. Yeah.

Like just moving that way and like you're moving that way and you're still like, oh, pussy. I think it's still like, is that, is that pussy over there? I'm like,

that's still a biological process that works. You're probably can't even fucking smell anything. I'm barely doing that at 36. I'm literally motivated by pussy at this point. Yeah, I know, I'm done. Penis on the other hand. I'm literally done. I just wanna watch Direct 3.

Out of the two, you know, sent to a woman. Yeah. You like that movie? I mean, I don't remember like, he's blind, right? He's blind. He's sniffser. He's sniffser.

Yeah. The way pussy be smelly. And now, I know, she knows 80 years old. That was the original title of that movie. It was called the way pussy be smellin' sometimes. Yeah. I like that, man. That's good.

Really? It's true. You know what's also true? This is true. That Pussin Boots, because they don't have that story in Israel Like they don't have the Pussin boots story that they release well, they release Pussin boots in Israel is Shrek's cat That's the name of the movie. I Thought that would be a fun anecdote. Whatever. Sorry. Sorry

So for bringing up Israel again, but there's important stuff going on in the world. I'm well I thought it was gonna be way worse, but you were about to say. Oh, yeah. Shrek's cat. That's mutual. What? That's not bad for her. It's pretty funny.

For the boys. You know, I've also Patreon stay, the Boston bombing movie. Yeah. That was really in Germany is just Boston. You can look it up. That's really, yeah, they just really said it was Boston. I guess, so what is like the really fucking dope as TV show right now?

The Nick was like, I don't even care about the current. It's just like fucking fire as TV. Do you want like a deep cut that, that cause I mean, obviously you can be like, oh, the sopranos are fucking. No, no, no, no, no. Terriers, this is probably the most underrated show of people don't know.

What's that? Wait, one season it got canceled. It was on like, I don't know what's out there. One season it got canceled. It was on like, I don't know if it was on AMC or it was on FX. No, no, no, it's Donald Logan, the other guy, but it was like a neo-noir thing about Donald Logan plays like a like a detective basically like a pro. From grounded for life. Yes, that guy. Yeah, it was a show called Terrier.

Terriers is like my all time. This is a show that was fucking amazing. I never saw it. And it got unfairly canceled on people in the album. What's your favorite TV? Yeah, Jackass. Yeah. I think that's why boys actually never won Jackass.

I mean, they're both great. It's like perfect entertainment. They're, I don't know if television will ever get better than don't fuck with cats. What is it a show? Yeah, it's on Netflix. Okay. What is it about abusing animals?

It's that. No, that's fuck with cats. That's a different yeah. Yeah. That's the one where they just kill. Don't fuck with cats is like the most, I mean, do consider yourself extremely lucky that you haven't seen it. Oh, because so I can watch it through Virgin eyes for the first time.

Yeah, I wish that like then when we didn't mean black, you know, where they're like, they hold the thing and then they erase your memory. Mm-hmm. It's so certain. That's pretty cool. That just happens to you as you get older. Yeah. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. got men in black now. Now she just, she screams all the time in her pelvis breaks and she gets sick. It's obviously true. Yeah, she's just constantly screaming and fear. I'm like, yeah, my grandma's doing men in black. It's not.

I wish that I could have that fucking day. Wow. So that I could watch this show. Really? Like, who made it? What is it? It's like animal documentary? Well, it's like some asshole was cruel to cats and put the video online. People were fucking outraged. They were pissed. They're like, who the fuck is this fucking asshole?

And they were just internet sleuths studying every... Oh, I think I remember this. And then the internet sleuths are out to get them and the closer they get to him, the more they realize that it's even gnarlier than they thought. And then the more they get into it and then all of a sudden like, wow. This is like a more person ever.

And like he has to be stopped. And he just fucked up because the internet slaced got him. And they killed him or what? I don't want to ruin it for you. I don't want to ruin it for you. I'm going to tell you that. I'm just going to say that when the, I think it's to run a fool. I'm gonna tell you that, I'm just gonna say that when, I think it's like three part series.

Like a mini series, like a, it's Docu series. Docu, I don't really care. I'm sorry, why should the Apple's got a new Aero Morris? What's it about on John LaCarrie? Oh shit. I told my girl when this series ended, I said, it's an unpopular thing to say, but if more cats had to be brutalized for there to be another show this good, like I'm okay with that.

Because that good, that shows that. But it's old, right? I'm not out here. I'm not out here trying to like, two Netflix's horn, believe me. You know, Netflix has not done shit for me. Really? Yeah. Netflix is putting out your new special.

Yeah, no one would interpret it that way. I mean, Netflix is like one outlet, it's like one of the four outlets for entertainment. It's not like, we're commending something. Netflix is not putting out my new special. Who's putting it out? I am. I'm putting it out? I am.

I'm putting it out at steve.com through a company called Moment. You're doing like a Louis CK like paying directly. Yeah. It's funny that people say that not like a they don't call it a radio at the end. Radio. Radio had invented it. Yeah. Right.

We did $5 of it. Yeah. Well, how much is it? It goes down to $5. I think like right when it comes out, it think. Yeah. Well, how much is your name's lost? I mean, it goes down to $5. I think like right when it comes out, it's worth more. I risked my fucking life big time for this, this special day. What happened?

Like I had fucking doctors dealing drugs from the hospital, like generally in a steve to drugs and administer them into my vein while I'm riding a fucking bicycle. Really? Yeah. Is that breaking subriding in your opinion or not? It's a good question I'm riding a fucking bicycle. Really? Yeah. Is that breaking sobriety in your opinion or not? Good question. Good question.

I felt comfortable doing that because I had a lot of general anesthesia and sobriety and I didn't realize. Can I ask you, when you guys come up with all the pranks, do you have a writer's room or is it just you guys coming up? It does. Oh, okay. Because it would be very funny if it was a typical writer's room. It was a long, year-round. It does. Okay, because it would be very funny if it was like a typical writers room.

Yeah, it was a lot of Jewish songs. You guys. What if you put your balls into a toast? We're gonna have a... I've been in the idea. Yeah. Are there peanuts in this? Because I can't have it.

But here's an idea. Dude, we've got a lot of chemistry. That would be good. Yeah, yeah. You guys haven't thought of that? Yeah, but... Tell him Nick, it was the boss of the chemistry. That was good. Yeah, yeah. You guys haven't thought of that? Yeah, but tell him Nick, it was the next idea. Yeah. I did think of peeing on a toaster.

Really? It's like flood down. To see if the electricity would go up the stream. Up the, yeah, and I reached out to my buddy from Mythbusters. Your friends with Echo? I know, I know. Wasn't one of them a pedophile? No, I don't know about that.

No, no, one of them got canceled, but I don't know if he's a pedophile. That was they just, they look like pedophiles, but one of them did get like me too. They do. I'm sorry, I know he's your friend, but if they come on, if you saw it, if you know when you knew what Mythbusters was,

and you're like, these guys have a show, you'd be like, oh, do they have sex with children on the show? And as they have to say, no, they bust me. The only myth that the first episode, they try to bust the myth of the age of physics. The age of consent is the first one. Yeah, they were like, it's actually has... Yeah.

Did you know there was a girl in Guatemala that had puberty in kindergarten? Yeah, so it's actually five year old got pregnant. Yeah. There is a five. You told me that, no. I did not tell you that someone told me that don't fight. Don't even try.

Someone said they saw in Wikipedia. I had a five year old in like South America got pregnant. Yeah. It was Steve. Steve told me. Yeah. You have a nasty mind. My body.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead. We're standing. It said the walrus guy or the other one Jamie or the Not neither of those guys. Oh Two missbusters you got fucking scams like that girl. Yeah So guys like coastwind a week as with us for the missbusters. I think you're talking about the property brothers Yeah, yeah, now this guy was featured in the most recent Jackass movie. He was there when we lit the fart underneath the water and there was like the big explosion. And that's how I got to know him. Like, we hit it off in exchange phone numbers.

And then I reached out asking about being on a toaster. And he said, if the toaster is actually legitimately plugged into the wall, that could be really bad news. Like like please don't fuck with that He said however, I will personally rig it up So that it's not too gnarly where you're gonna be electrocuted But that but like I'll make sure that you get a fucking good fucking whack of electricity to your dick Oh, I think what they do just he he fow'd she was the guy.

They just put it into a car battery or something. I don't know. He was talking about, he could break it up. Where if I'd get on it, it'll be like, dog, like, really, but it won't be like, so it's fake.

You're talking about jackass. I fake, not fake cheating. Like, I'll get shocked, but I won't get killed. You, oh, okay. Yeah, it's not fake. It's just a, I'm just kidding. You're right here, right?

I always said you guys should learn how to like, like play like a piece of classical music on the piano with your penis. So it'd be like a cool, like Chopin. If you could do that, like learn it. But also tell them those next I do. And yeah, but it's, do you take years to do it?

To do a nocturn with your penis? Yeah, to the eventasia with your penis. I gotta say, as a kid, the you throwing up a goldfish, moment, probably an hour generation of boys' lives. Mm-hmm. I mean, nothing's funnier than Jackass. That's kind of the thing that sucks about me.

Best thing ever. I just, I recorded a special. I have to watch and edit it. I hate it, it's staying up fucking sucks. It's not Jackass. Yeah, it's not.. I have to watch it now and edit it. I hate it, stand up fucking suck. It's not jackass. Yeah, it's not. Nothing will ever be as funny as Jack asked. I think you're right.

And Jack asked you were the two funniest people in terms of laughing. Right, yeah. Yeah, even the last time I watched it, and I was like, maybe I was just a kid and I was idiot. I was dying laugh in the whole time. Like, you have fuck coming. It comes from your soul, right? Just seeing a man to hurt him.

Yeah, right. There is something like so human about it I'll stop talking Target yeah, you think it's true or no things killer man. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I didn't put a photo of Yeri per Haska Oh this sexy guy that you go crush on. Mm-hmm. It's a good out. Yeri per Haska Why are you good? You're doing that? You said nothing this entire time and you're like Look at us. Yuri Prohaska. Yeah, Yuri. Oh, this is the youngest confirmed. Why were you good? You were good. Why are you good?

You said nothing this entire time. And you're like, let me look up this child's pussy. Your manager? My executive assistant. Yuri Prohaska. You were the only type in Yuri Prohaska. I guess you did. Executive assistant, like your fortune 500.

CEO. I did. Get the fuck out of here. See I'm talking about. That's my style, dude. I can't deny you're talking. That's on my style of guy. What do you think, dude?

I'm, what am I looking at here? That looks like Thomas. Doesn't it look like Thomas? Yeah. Yeah, it looks like a very serious guy. My style of guy is more like mustache, a little bit long hair red baseball cap back My just cockade from Tom Tom's Finland

The motorcycle guy from Tyler Finland. Yeah, I know that guy come on the fuck out here That's the kind of guy you like dude is wax tasting guys. Yeah, yeah, you're not gay dude He's been faking. Yeah, you're fake, Gage. You're not faking all of us. You put the work in. Chris Pontius is more handsome than that. He's a handsome guy. Pontius?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a good looking guy. Well, you disagree? You don't disagree. There's beef. I sense beef. Wow.

What happened? Yeah, you're trying to tell me I gave one more shot at this You don't think they I don't like it lumpy titties. I don't like a stupid genie haircut. No. Yeah Honestly, I'll kick his ass. Yeah, I'll beat his mother fucking ass if he looks at me sideways Yeah, well God look at gorgeous fucking cauliflower ears, dude. So jealous. That guy looks, does he has ears? I can get out there. That looks like every, that fucking ear is, he looks like he gets.

He's nothing. That's the most generic looking person I've ever seen. Yeah. My mind is on him, dude. There's no point. There's no point. That's true. Why did you delay when we said that he was handsome?

You're like, would scumbag Vinnie pull some shit between the wild boys? He cheated on Vinnie cheated on Chris. Vinnie fucked Chris and he found out. And he swore it was over. Yeah, he's like, it's not like that. I just need to get, I need to get mine. He's probably a crazy man.

I think he can really, really well too. Yeah. He seems so healthy. He's clumbling and like, I'm telling you this is. He's the healthiest member of the crew. Are you have vegans in the crew? I'm aging terribly. I'm starting to look like an aunt. You're a piece of ass, don't worry. I feel like I can feel it. We're incredible looking, though. He's better looking. Doesn't matter. A better personality. He's better looking. It doesn't matter. I'm a better personality.

Yeah, dude. I'd probably fucking really agent well. I don't know if he's the healthiest per se. Was I not did not so just tirelessly go into the gym and working out and like. That all over here is not so bad. I'm out to gym. I'm just like I good month to jam. Did he tell you the plot of the ringer

before he made it? Yeah. Was anyone like, oh, that's, don't you, that's really going out. I always say we go to do a movie that's like the reverse. Like a guy with Down syndrome sneaks and his way into the regular Olympics. As a Chinese.

And he's doing it. Yeah, he's doing it. And they don't realize he's just a white guy. He's not actually Chinese. Yeah. That'd be funny. Yeah. You should do. Maybe he could do that. The ringer too. And they could make them ring our. It's a white guy with Down syndrome that pretends to be a Chinese. I don't think that they could make the ringer now. Yeah. Yeah. That's the best. That's the best old guy thing to say about anything. Yeah, they can't make that now.

You can't, you can't, uh, you can't rape a gallon. Yeah, yeah. They could make change. I tell you, you can make this, the snuff film for eight millimeter these days. That's right. You can't have a sexual murder moving more. And buy it on the market.

You couldn't get away with Epistines Island these days. I tell you, that was more of a 2006. You missed, you went to Epstein's Island or no? No. I don't know. That's surprising, honestly. I feel like I was gonna be heartbroken and find out Steve O's on the flight logs.

No, I would break my heart, too. Because you're the kind of guy they would go after. Like you're the kind of guy that would be like, we need Steve O's name on the phone. You have a cultural impact. Yeah, you're the kind of guy they would go after. Like you're the kind of guy that would be like, we need, we need Steve O's name. You have a cultural impact. Yeah. You speak the youth. I know. Yeah. Did they invite you ever?

Did you ever get that like, like, hey, there's this guy Jeff, he's cool. He's cool. He's cool. You gotta meet this guy Jeff. No. No. All right. All right. Because Chris Tucker is all over those, you know?

It really broke my heart. And he was, yeah, like, because Russia. I can't watch Russia. Russia, rush hour and Jack Astor in the same, like that's the same over those, you know? It really broke my mind. Yeah, like, because Russia. I can't watch Russia. Russia, Russia and Jackass are in the same, like that's the same time frame, you know, when you guys were both at the peak of culture. I would say, if I think about my life

is defined by three things, Russia or two, Jackass and 9-11, and the towers coming down. The big three. The big three, yeah. And, you know, I don't know. Yeah, Chris Tucker loved that island. I'm just glad Nolan and your crew went there.

Yeah. Yep. Sounds like someone did. Someone did definitely. We man. Vinnie. He didn't bring him. Yeah, Vinnie.

Vinnie. Vinnie left him at home. But please could Vinnie and the next Jackass movie? That'd be awesome. If there was a next Jackass movie, you'd be awesome. If there was a next Jackass movie, the lecture would be no. Are you guys gonna like hand the baton off to like a younger generation of people

that wanna hurt themselves? I don't. I went to elementary school as Rachel. Oh yeah? Yeah, in Vegas. Sick. Sorry, you checked out. You're in love with Vinnie, it's lumps. Do you wanna go? Are you done? Did you have a bad time? It's okay, you checked out. You're in love with Vinnie. It's

long. Do you want to go? Are you done? Did you have a bad time? It's okay. I'm not even going to say it about time. That means yes, you're just not going to say it. It's okay. Do this podcast so. It's not. Yeah. You do absolutely did not offend me. I'm Civo. And this is this is breaking up with Vinnie. Beauty. No, it's a, we're not taking my time. And fences at the issue is just being bored. No, no, I'm chilling.

I'm good, man. And that, my executive assistant, Isaac, gave me the heads up about how you clowns operate. And what did he say? He's like, hey, this sucks. He said he said, hey, heads up. That's all Isaac's saying. Isaac was talking out of his ass about us.

He's like, hey, keep my name out of your fucking mouth. Yeah. He said, hey, I just want to give you, heads up. That's all I said. Isaac was talking out of his ass about us. He said, hey, keep my name out of your fucking mouth. Yeah. He said, hey, I just want to give you the heads up. You know, these guys like, then they'll probably come at you with some of that. We're not coming at you. We're not coming at you. He said they might, he said they might come at me.

Why do you fucking say this? When someone would do your fucking stuff. Steve, Steve, Steve're you're a beloved cultural figure. I don't think I love it. I love it. I love you. I know why I like you to our own retreat. You know, like all of our trees. I've got trolling. No, no, no, no. We don't even know who this. We thought we thought this old. Look, we thought that you might be upset because you thought this was the Adam Friedland show and then you thought this was the Adam Friedland show

and then you realized it was the Adam Friedland show podcast, which is dog shit. We hate podcasting. We don't like doing it. We thought, I thought I was reading it as maybe you were upset saying this was gonna be the regular talk show. All right. Yeah, so I thought maybe we'd waste you the time.

This one show. I'd be here's the thing, dude. We should never come out. No, never come out. You wouldn the jokes about you and Vinnie. Dude, I'm honored to be a part of your show, man. No, Jack, Jack, Jack, that commentary on Jack asks is it truly is funnier than like- Is the funniest thing of all time.

Yes. And it holds up and I can go back and watch. I mean, it still makes me laugh. I'm gonna hate myself. Check this out. Yeah. On mean, it still makes me laugh. It makes me hate myself. I'm like, check this out. Yeah. On Paramount Plus, which I will not be checking.

I have. You lost me, pal. I don't take it from the camera. Paramount Plus is a streaming server which I don't subscribe to. Yeah. I have been made aware that if you are on Paramount Plus and select an episode of the original

Jackass TV show, it starts off for the warning. It says this program is like in its original like says has not been changed since when it came out during a time without dated social norms. It starts out with an apology for like suggesting that it hasn't aged well. And there's nothing in Jackass that's culturally insensitive. Exactly. Caramount plus, just suck a fart out of my asshole. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there's stuff that they do, they would do that for where like it's just misinterpreted and it would be dumb. I think it's very well. But yeah, there's nothing in Jackass. I think it's pure and visceral. Yeah. Which is kind of awesome.

It should be your goal as a comedian to aim for that. I mean, it is. It is. It's the physical version of Brian Regan, if that makes sense. And also, you can show it to people, you know, village in Africa or in China. Yeah. And everyone would find it funny. Right. Because hurting your penis is the universal quality. It's called seeing a baby alligator bite. I mean, the fact that the alligatorators even calm that tiny is already funny. When Pondis did the penis puppet show,

yeah, Snake, you could go into like an Amazonian tribe and then deep Amazon and show them that and they'd be like, what is this sorcery? And then you'd say get over his TV show. Of all the things I ever, like, shared with my dad, I've never seen my dad cry laughing at two things. Jackass and honestly, yeah, Brad. Those two things.

Same. Yeah, same. That's it. You brought us closer and it made my dad a miserable man. Mm-hmm. And to know that that brought him happiness. I'm a professional comedian.

Anything I've ever shown him that I've done, he's been like, oh, you know, good for you. Yeah. That's it. Before we wrap up, I just can I ask you one question? Yeah. Why do you have your executive assistant dressed like Sharon Stone, powerful 90s lady business?

Yeah, why is she working? Why do you make her, you make her parade around the office? Dress like a, like a, yeah, this is exactly the bullshit he warned me. So we're gonna be when he said, Adam, you can't be doing. Yeah. You need to take your power back.

Who did you compare us to all of our twists? What was that fucking name? I know, I know. What did you say? Who the fuck did you say? All of, they're just like Oliver. What was his name, Tool? The whole of your tool?

Exactly. He's a very successful musician? Who doesn't take himself very seriously? I don't know. And he does, he has a podcast where he brings people on. He's like, nice glasses, homo. He goes on other. I met his Germans. Is he?

Yeah, Steve always got nice, cool glasses, guy. He actually happens to be like like one of my best friends. Oh, okay. Okay. So he doesn't fucking pull any of that bullshit with me. And we have he has a pool bullshit on me. We have a pool bullshit. We're all there.

We're yeah. Yeah, likewise. I'm good. You know, it doesn't have a likewise. You can say you're bored. You can say you're bored. You got a best glass. I'm good, dude. I want we want to take you on a satin aloeferis. So you can get a have a white body. You can say your board. I'm not a bad guy. I'm good dude.

I want to take you on a satin island ferry. So you can get a have a real New York night. Yeah. I would love it. Well, dress you up like a wop. So people just think you're a guy from satin island. And then nobody would bother you. I'm going to do a Jack and Rose with you on the satin island ferry.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, Jack wrote that sick. I never heard about that. You could pick which one you want to be. I'm hoping I'm around. I'm going to be Billy Zayn, dude. I'm hoping I'm ready. I'm gonna be Billy Zane, dude. You're gonna be. I'm gonna kidnap someone's daughter and run around.

Be like, just running away from the police. She's the only thing I have. All right. Oh, she had that was his way of trying to get on the fucking life raft. Yeah, steal some guys to do. Yeah, really. She's the only thing I have.

I love that character in that move. Billy Zane the cook. That guy's awesome. That's a mean rich cook. Yeah. He's in the cook. That guy's awesome. Yeah, he's like, I'm refused to allow you to get any more of my wife's pussy. He's like, this is the last straw. You fucked my wife too many times.

I'm fucked alive. It's one boat trip. Dory, can you imagine going on a cruise and your wife just fuck some guy, like you catch her six times. Fuck. That's the last time. She keeps fucking so poor.

Piece of Irish shit. This is the only pale. Over again. All right, Sivo. All right, man. Oh yeah, man. I love you two guys. Hey, everybody.

We're honored. Yeah, check out my bucket list special. It's Steve Mo.com. Yeah, please check it out. Definitely check it out. Thank you so much for being Yeah, really appreciate thanks for doing the ad reads for us. Hey, man. I was a nice cool breeze vacation I felt like I was drinking a corona on a beach. Yeah, I didn't get behind the gambling You're a gambler. No, no, I just uh, oh you have overlap with those other products

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