The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 29

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Priluncho. No long introduction today. There's too much to talk about. No, let's do a long introduction. Alright? Friends, Romans, countrymen, Len Mirr years as the Adam Priluncho podcast. It is Wednesday, the 15th of November. Remember, remember. The 5th of November. The 15th of November. That's a good date. That would be like a powerful birthday to have. You think? November 15th.

I don't think men should upbirth this. Probably not. It's a girl thing, Gun. You should just have your gender revealed, eh? Yeah. When you're five years old and make everyone look at your penis. Yeah, I'm sorry I'm sorry to have to bother you, but your son was doing a gender reveal in the middle of the auditorium We're gonna have to send your son home. He stood up on his lunch table and he said he was doing a gender reveal Yeah, and showed everyone his penis. I mean, I get it. It's pretty funny.

Yeah. It's a real play on the whole gender. I don't know where he's learning this stuff. I don't know if he was doing it. Probably in our classrooms. Yeah. It's probably the fault of the education system. But we have to send him home for indecent exposure.

Or perhaps decent exposure. Yeah. What is that? Is that one of those Michael Douglas movies in decent exposure? Yeah. I'm going to go in the anime show with my penis. It's only one way to win. It's only one way to win in business and then it's best got you. Nicky Mulder was on top of the world.

I'm the only one willing to post-cacad. That was my thing. I think it was just 45th birthday party. And a homeless person showed his cock to him. After a night out drinking. You fucking kidding me. They got me real good. What? Indecine exposure?

Yeah, Michael Douglass. Isn't that one of those movies? Indecine proposal. But that's Woody Harrelson. That's Woody Harrelson. Yeah. But it sounds like, because you always confuse that one and then the other one, the fucking

uh, the show you're pussy movie. Michael Douglas is an upper middle class New York City banker, his wife one day. Some guy exposes his penis to her in a grocery store. And he gets something about it. And yeah, he finds out they file a police report and then she has to give a description of the penis. And he's just, he's like kind of, like he's like waiting in the room.

And he looks in while the wife's like talking to the police description guy. And he's drawing, he's just drawing like this guy with a coat up. But then like, you know, the Wolverine towel, and he's like, what? What do you mean? And then he's like, oh, what's that?

And he's like, what do you mean? It was down to his ankles. He starts beating her. She's like, what do you mean it was down to his ankles? He starts beating her. I didn't like it. It's not my fault, Michael. God damn it, boy. And then he goes into the hood. So Lauren had to have a big penis.

It's listening to me, you fucking... Yep. Yeah. Teach me how to have a big cock, you fucking animal. You're like, he has a gun. He's just in the Bronx. Any doubt? I'm scared.

Teach me how to have a big cock. Decent exposure. I don't know what to tell you, homeboy. Teach you that. He has 14-year-old daughters like on the phone in class or like after school in a room. He picks up the phone. I heard Jerry's well endowed at school and just starts ripping all the phone lines out of the wall, slapping run.

Who the fuck is Jerry? It's him boy at your school? He's just one time old boy. Just literally a home of bosses like Mickey. I think he should text from time off work. He's just in meetings drawing. Yeah. He's dreaming about it. Mm-hmm.

His nightmares. He's waking up in a cold sweat. Yeah. God damn it. That'd be a good movie. He gets a gun. He has to find the guy. Yeah.

He's a real movie. We can't teach you nothing. This is a crack house. Oh boy, I don't know what to tell you. Fucking show it to me. Yeah let me see. I'm like, just fucking show it to you fucking. He's raised. He's just one day a man could not take it anymore. Yeah. Yeah.

The final scene is he's just looking in the mirror at his own cock. Yeah. Yeah. He's just yelling at his own penis. Is this what you want? He's just wearing a trench coat grocery store He becomes everything he feared yeah last right full circle the house is empty is your wife away He's alone alone

Send the grocery store exposing himself to some Chinese family. They're laughing Show me your cock your Chinese piece of shit. You're just gonna be there. Yeah. Right. Now, he's just, he's gippling, he's got his dick out, he's pulling the gun to the cops. He's like, go ahead, do it. Fucking kill me or whatever.

And then fucking Sean Penn comes out and he's like happy birthday You mean you this is a prank the whole thing birthday person. It was a I hired the guy that shows giant cocked your wife. Wow you guys you're good. Thanks. Thanks Diesel exposure directed by David Fincher. Man. That's a real movie. Did you see the new Fincher? My dad actually called me to ask me if I saw it. I was like, I thought you only watched Marvel Cinemakers.

It's about movies, right? I think it's about a hitman or something. Yeah, but it's about being like a filmmaker. No, I don't even know what it's about. Is it good? I haven't seen it. I saw the black and white one, and it kind of didn't grab me. The black and white. The last one. Handcock. I feel like I've seen bullet train with the sound off like 10 million times on airplanes.

Bullet train is the... Oh, it's like with Brad Pitt and stuff, right? Yeah, they're all fighting. I have not heard a word about it on a plane. I watch it on a plane. You, I just watch it. It's really bad. I watch the performances and it's a lot of like, about to do karate at it.

I'm just saying. Yeah. I'm going to have to do karate. People are calmly expressing that they're about to do karate. Yeah. That seems like what it is. Yeah. It'm gonna have to do karate. People are calmly expressing that they're about to do karate. Yeah, that seems like what it is. It's just cool guys looking cool and then doing karate. So it's like an ocean's 12 sort of thing.

Yeah, well it's... I hated those movies because it's all like the fellas are back together to earn another cool million of peace doing some fucking smile acting. But you want to see them having fun. I don't. I It feels good to see them having fun. You can imagine the high drinks on set all those guys. Oh my god the best guys No, I just imagine George Julie Roberts going back to her trailer and getting absolutely fucked by Lyle love No, she got fucked by the Lyle Love, her husband at the time. No, she got fucked by the Chinese guy that could do flips and stuff.

The contortionist guy. They never dated, she was married to Lyle Love. Yeah, but she was fucking, it was more of a physical thing. Okay, well no. The contortionist Chinese guy. No, you're besmirching. Don't. Guys, it is the replica.

Oh, I just want to provide the audience with one update. Could I? Sure. Okay, so recently, I don't know how it happens with us. We get embroiled in controversies with massive celebrity guests. It happened with Taylor Swift and Ice Spy. You know, that was a nightmare. And now it seems like we've been dragged into another one with a Scumbag Vinnie and Steve O. And on the Patreon this week, we got, if you don't subscribe, please paytreon.com slash T-A-F-S. We got Scumbag Vinnie's version of the story.

At the end of the Steve O episode from last week, he mentioned the guy's name. We both thought he said all of her twists. Correct? I guess. I'm on my head gunpoint. I don't even know why we're talking about this. Adam got a DM from some guy with two million followers and now he wants to flirt with him. Stop it.

I guess. Stop it. You said literally before the episode you were like we're going to kill this guy. I see. Yeah, I'll kill him. Well he said in a DM That he that he's gonna kill both of us. Yeah, and beyond that he referred to you as my little friend. Yeah, and I was like why do I wouldn't call Nick little you know he goes to the gym. He's's of an average height. I don't go to the gym. You have in the past or the past. Yeah.

He said, I ain't all of her twists a little homie. I'm all of her tweaker. Put respect on my name. That shit ain't funny, foe real. So I said pardon me. Now you read this and you're like, wow, this must be, this must be one of those Bronx guys from that Michael Douglas. Yeah I thought he was a real gang banger and then I clicked on his profile and he used

just some freak that makes songs all over tree which I feel like that's not his Christian name. And then he said you and your little friend are dead. And like folks, I've never seen the homos attack. I haven't taken a stance either way. I told you it's a wait and see thing for me, but I am concerned about anti-semitism in this country. And yeah, I mean, I can't divorce that from getting a DM from this Oliver Twist character

saying that I'm dead, you know. And he probably thinks you're Jewish too, by association. He also said in there, he said, all that, like, I can't wait to kill everyone in Gaza. So we need to rape and murder all of these Gaza and children. And it's like, why are you telling me this? Yeah. He thought his secret would be safe with you. So I just want to say to this guy, leave me alone.

Okay, give me some fucking piece. All right, I don't know you. You're making threats in my direct messages. Just like it's not fun right now for us. Your Jewish friends are scared. And like, you know, maybe in another day, I would be like, oh, LOL. I love your Jewish friends are scared. And like, you know, maybe in another day, I would be like, oh, LOL. I love your Jewish friends are scared. I want that on a t-shirt. We should make merch for this show. Your Jewish friends are scared. Yeah, with the Adam Friedland show logo underneath.

Your Jewish friends are scared. Yeah. That's one screen. That's a white tea with black, black, uh, letter. Do we have a sponsor? Nick? Huh? I got, I'm, I'm doing that. Don't worry. There's time. Number one, 20. All right. Okay. So when you picked it up like real quick, like we have today's episode is brought to you by beam, beam, dream powder. Did you know that poor sleep can cause weight gain, mood issues, bad mental health and lower productivity? If you don't sleep enough, you'll be in a bad mood and you won't get any work done. You'll be dumb as fuck. And sleeping less than six to seven hours a night is linked to reduced white blood cell count. That means you're more likely to get

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And what's a good thing to say? I don't know. Well, I'd like to take some box cutters and slice your face open and then piss in the wounds. I'll take some box cutters and slice your face. Yeah, what would you like to do this guy? You've seen him. Theoretically. I didn't want to do anything.

I just got to tell you it was threatening my life. If this guy, if Oliver, what's his name? Twist. If Oliver Twist was here right now, and you had, I don't know, like a razor blade. What part of his body would you cut first with it? His testicles or his penis? Maybe put the razor blade in his penis hole

and then cut down his penis to his balls. Yeah, it sounds good. I mean, it would be weird to be doing that to a person. Especially like it's his dickiest. I don't want to like... It's his penis. I know it's like a, like, oh, I'm like the clown from the song guy. Yeah, the Joker style, but it's also a little bit.

Yeah, it's a little bit. Home Depot Joker. It's a little bit like, you have to, it's penis. I mean, honestly, I don't want to do that to anyone. But it's just, I don't want to do that to anyone. But it's just, I don't know. Like, who are you to like, OK, we don't know who he is. We didn't hear of him before. We're like kind of old souls.

We don't know about new stuff. You know what I would do? I would do a saw a trap for him. And I would have him in a room. And in the room, the room's like in a building unbeknownst to him is in Times Square. Okay. And on one side, it's in a tower in the middle of Times Square.

And it's a window on either side, but there's blinds. Yeah. Right, so one set of blinds, the string is tied around his penis. And then on the other side of blinds, it's shoved up his ass, the cord. Oh, okay. And so he can either go forward or backward,

but people are either seeing his ass or they're seeing his penis, depending on. The choice is, hey. The choice is yours, Mr. Oliver. It's quite heavy, this replica. That's good, it's real. It's not real. It's a real gun.

Adam brought a real gun to New York City, that... Why did you buy this? It's made in Spain. Well, I've been buying Spanish products. It's just a sport. It's a sport what? Catalan.

Yeah. It's fun, huh? It's got a little bit of oomph to it. Oomph. Yeah, a little bit of it. I just don't understand how this guy, I mean like, listen, sir, all over, if I had a razor blade, I would slice it from your belly button to your asshole. And what is the rest of it? Where Were you telling me to say it?

Well, I'm not telling you. I'm just asking you. You can threaten him any way that you'd like. I was just sitting down and creating the illusion. I was like to cut all this guy's skin off and make the right brothers airplane out of it. That's too much work. And I'll fly you around town.

I'll fly you over your mom's house. And she's like, oh my god, is that my son's? That's too much work. I'll fly you around town, fly you over your mom's house. And she's like, oh my god, is that my son's penis and ass? Yeah, yeah. Stretch over, stretch over a wooden airplane. Yeah. So, I mean, say that to them. All over, this is for you. All over, Adam's going to cut off all your skin. I don't want it to get to this place. Hey, Oliver Twist. But stay on Adam. I'll feed him the lines. Hey, Oliver Twist.

I don't want it to get to this place. This is the last resort. I don't want it to get to this place. If you're sending me direct threats and saying that you're going to kill me. I'm going to cut off your skin. I'm going to cut off your skin. And drape it over the... And put it...

Drape it up, turn it into the airplane from the right brothers. And turn it into the right brothers airplane. And then Kitty Hawk North Carolina. And I'm gonna fly it over your mom's house. And I'm gonna fly it over your mother's house. And the penis area. Hopefully it's alive.

Your Fupa and penis area is gonna make up the bottom part of the airplane. Yeah, and your Fupa and penis area, she's gonna recognize it from the ground. And it'll be stretched over your fat thighs. bottom part of the airplane. Yeah, and your fupa and penis area, she's going to recognize it from the ground. And it'll be stretched over your fat size. It'll be the wings. And the shame that your mother will pull experience from this, from seeing your penis and asshole.

And then we're going to wish that you were never going to wear. He's going to wear, he's Adam, say this, say this to Oliver twist. I'm going to wear the part of Adam, say this, say this, to Oliver Twist. I'm gonna wear the seat, where the part where you fly the plane is gonna be like a diaper area. So my legs go through your, the holes cut out, say Adam, say the camera. I'm gonna, my legs go through holes cut out

in your inner thighs and my penis goes into where your penis is. So when your mom looks up, I'll piss out of your dick onto your mom's face from the right brother's airplane. But what if my penis is too big to have his penis fit around? Well, that's not gonna be a problem.

What are you talking about? Well, we can stretch it. Yeah, we'll stretch your, so we're gonna stretch your tiny penis and so we're gonna kind of like deglove your legs. And remove. His legs will be the plane's wing. So his thighs will be stretched out.

So I'm kind of gonna wear your ass and penis as a diaper. Yeah, but it'll be, you know, legs are gonna go through it. So your legs will be dangling from the plane. Well, you steer the plane. Well, I steer it. And then his penis and an ass are there, and you're sitting in it. But the hole is still there,

so you can piss through his dick onto his mom's face. So nasty. But it's worth it, because I would do this. I don't wanna do this. Is it gay if you put your penis into another man with penis? No, no, okay.

So what I'm gonna do is I going to have a diaper of this section. Here comes the airplane, pal. Of this section of your body, your legs will be the wings. And then I'm going to pee out of your penis, which needs to be stretched extensively, because it's much smaller than my penis, correct? And then I will pee through my hole into, through your hole, and then the people from the air fall down onto your mother

and she will... He's gonna shit it through the ass out too. And I'm gonna shit through the ass house. And like a baboon, I'm gonna take the turds and throw them. You don't even have to, it'll come out of his ass. So his mom would be like, is that my son? I recognize that he's been know that ass and penis. And then just what?

My son's peeing and shitting all over my face. Yeah. And she was like, I wish you were never born. And unbuttoned to her, you're already dead. You're already dead because the plane is made out of you. Yeah. But this is, as we said again, a last resort. Because I would just prefer it if you left me alone

because like many Jews in this country right now I'm exhausted and scared. And I don't want to- We're also going to cut your head off and tattoo a number eight on it like a magic eight. We're going to put you in blackface with a magic eight ball. Oh yeah, that's cool. And then we're going to rip out everything inside your head and then fill it with like a blue ball. Oh, yeah, that's cool. And then we're gonna rip out everything inside your head, and then fill it with like a blue liquid.

Yeah, and then a triangle. And then use one of your nuts and then write, I'm gay on it. And then fucking, we're gonna cut. I'm gay on every side. And all of you on your nuts. And then we're gonna cut your eyes out and then seal that with glass.

And then we'll look at you and say, are you gay and then just shake your head. Shake it. Nuts are gonna come up and say I'm gay And you're fucking yeah, we're eyeballs were yeah, see how you like that. Yeah, I guess what's getting dropped on your mom's noggin Once the plane flies over it's your magic. April. I'm gay. I'm gay And your mom is gonna think that's really Lame, she's gonna say I knew it. She's gonna be like I knew it all along. My son's gay and his head is a giant magic

April and I wish he was never born. We're gonna cut your hands off in time to shoe strings. Yeah, and then we're gonna do a low pass over a daycare center and use your hands to touch a bunch of kids. Yeah, so people remember you as a pedophile also. Yeah. And there's nothing you could do about it. A plane came behind that was a man and he was in the last thing all the time. And I'm going to go to a courthouse. Yeah. And I'm going to file for custody for your mother to adopt me.

And I'm going to comfort her. And she's going to be so traumatized. We're going to climb out of the crib while we're in your mom's house because her son's dead so she wants to do your son So she adopts a pair of twin babies, so we'll dress up as yeah, we're gonna be the babies first night in the home We'll use our adult strength to get out of the crib and fuck your mom while she's essentially yeah Or maybe no, okay? That's a that's a step beyond yeah. I'm gonna be dressed as a baby and have consensual sex with your mother.

Yeah. You know, MMF3 some with my little friend as you refer to him. Mm-hmm. And guess what, she'll be like, this is the best sex I've ever had with us. I'm gonna eat nothing. Nothing?

I'm gonna eat nothing, but protein powder for three weeks prior to this. And then the first night too, I'm also gonna open her birth control pills, dump them all out and take little deer-sized shit pellets and all of them. How does mom be on the brisk? Because she already had one son.

Oh, you were such a bad son, she never won her. Yeah, after she saw your penis and the ovulates, she saw you got turned into a pedophile airplane. Yeah, with a gay head. She didn't want another son. So she got on birth control, but I've been taking protein powder. So I just have a little deer shit pellets.

And that's what your mom's been eating my shit and the birth control. Yeah, and it's been coming out of his ass, like a Tommy gun. So then she gets pregnant from Adam, who's a baby. And then she goes to jail for being a high-falt. For having sex with a baby. For having sex with a baby

because the DNA results in a lot, though. Yeah. But she has my child, and then I name the child, your name, all of her twists, right? And then I'm so nice to it. Tell me socially engineer Instagram to give the baby your account. Yeah. And then the judge, there's a judge order, a quarter order to give the baby, the baby Oliver Twist your account because you're gay. Yeah. There's something, not because I don't know. It doesn't have to be homophobic.

So like I said, if you make threats in my DMs, this could, this would be a last resort to turn you into a plane. Yeah. And then to really give your mom a hard time. Yeah, you better look out. You better watch out. Anyways, yeah, so that's something you have to look forward to. Yeah.

It just hurts to like, I don't want to get in beef with people. Get in beef. Yeah. I just like it when things are chill. You know, I don't like like, I'm not a confrontational kind of, I'm not a messy bitch. You've known me for years.

You like, you know I like it when things are nice. What should I have for lunch after this? Why do you have any lunch? It's like four. Because I had breakfast late. Because I walked here late breakfast. You know, you should have for lunch? Breakfast.

I love the upside down day. I've been having some of those like Kodiak protein pancakes. Have you had those? It's for bears. I don't know. They're called Kodiak Protein Pancakes. They come in a stack of three plastic package. You cut open and put on a plate and watch.

That sounds great. What's wrong? No, there's nothing. Wow, yeah, who cares? Go ahead, dude. No, I'm sorry. I did, that was rude. I don't want you to feel like I was busy with something.

You're always busy with something. I'm literally not. I'm like, there's something about my car. Okay, guys, my car got hit by a bus while it was parked on the street. So I'm waiting for an's something about my car. Okay, guys, my car got hit by a bus while it was parked on the street. So I'm waiting for an email from the fucking insurance claims adjuster. It was a hisetic bus.

I'm choosing to believe it was a hisetic bus, but I don't know. They just left their insurance information. And, you know, so I've been on the phone with the insurance all day. I took a walk through South Williamsburg. How is boys doing these days? It's always nice to walk through that neighborhood in the fall.

I guess doing anything in the fall is nice, but it's just, yeah, it's like going to a little costume party. Oh, you think it's like a Halloween? Yeah, it does feel like it. But everyone wore the same costume. They all wear the same costume. Yeah, that's embarrassing's like a Halloween. Yeah, it does feel like it. But everyone wore the same costume. They all wear the same costume. Yeah, that's embarrassing for that month. What is the, did you wish Halloween that they do? Porra.

Yeah, okay. But only they wear costumes for that. What do you mean, only that? That's not like a Jew-wide thing that do costumes for a perfect. I think other Jews do it, but they take it real serious. Yeah, they go crazy. I didn't know I did it. And their costumes are serious. Yeah, they go crazy. They go crazy. And their costumes are weird.

They're not like scary. They're just costumes. They're just clowns. Yeah. Yeah, but it's not Halloween. I saw one of them just had a giant light bulb on his head. That's funny. Like you got an idea?

Yeah, no, his head was a light bulb. That's also funny. Yeah. He's like, I am light bulb. That's really good. What if I was lamppled? Listen, comedy is a big part of who we are, you know? Except for in Israel, those guys are not funny.

My opinion. Yeah, no, it celebrates the victory over, there's this man named Hayman, who tried to tell. Hayman Nishad. Yeah. Hayman. Hayman. Yeah. Hey man. Hey man. Yeah, yeah.

Who told that I think it was a Greek king of Judea or Palestine or whatever it was called. It's a kill all the Jews. Antiochus was the king. And then. And we're back. So we're back. So we're back. We had a bit of a technical issue. Whole snafu, but not that bad.

Yeah, Kinnsberg is out of town for the week. So... Yes. Kinnsberg, and we... Happy birthday to Adam. He's 40. It's crazy, he's only 40. Yeah, I thought 75 years old. I literally, if he told me he was 57,

I would have been like, oh yeah. Yeah, one of the, one of the old men in the balcony from the Muppet shows are editor. Adam Ginsburg, great guy, we love him. Statler and Waldorf. It is really fucking, yeah. I would know their names. Of Muppets?

Of like the two old men. Yeah, I'm like dropping like a deep cut here. Yeah, but people just call them the two old guys. I'm like dropping like a deep cut here. Yeah, but people just call them the two old guys. No, they don't. They don't say walldorf. What's it, Stabler? Yeah, I'm gonna... Oh, I'm sorry, dude.

It was a compliment. It wasn't? Yes, I wasn't... No, it wasn't making fun of you for knowing that. Look, it's been a long day, dude. Dude, it has been a long day, it's been a long day, dude. Dude, it has been a long day. It's been a long day. Yeah, no, no.

You got, you got a, what else is going on this week? Didn't somebody die? Yeah. Somebody famous died? Someone died. Who? I don't know. So does the answer know Or you don't know?

Probably so. What's going on with your hair, too? I don't know. I don't look stupid. You look like a, you know, like 60s British woman haircut where they had like the... The B-Hive? And then the bangs and then they had like a different haircut back here. Well, you look like a woman from 60s woman.

Like a woman. I'm saying this, I'm saying that the James Bond would fuck. I'm saying this not as a bit. Can I have the this, I'm saying that James Bond would fuck. I'm saying this not as a bit. Can I have the gun, please? No, I'm saying this not as a bit. But could you just do my hair real quick? Can I, can I please just... I'll give you the gun if you do my hair.

This is the low energy. Just do my hair. I just can't stand. No Nick, do my hair. Today is the low energy stuff. Just do my hair. I just can't stand. No Nick, do my hair. Today's episode is also brought to you by Lucy's. Lucy's, Lucy, you got some explaining to do. Well yes I do. I gotta explain what Lucy is.

And this smells like their... The product? Yeah, they actually have nicotine-inf now. Oh, those are good. So those are good. You put this on, you start violently shitting yourself and having a seizure. Those are good. Yeah, you're good for the next, you know, four or five days. Yeah, I might put this on. I got, I get sweated through my other free shirt. But Lucy is a breakthrough product. Something like you've never seen before. It is a pouch of nicotine. Yes. Adam, why don't you go ahead and use one? No, but you've got the strong ones. Why don't you go ahead and put a couple of these in your mouth real quick. No, it makes me nauseous, Nick.

I'm going to throw, I swear to God, I'm going to throw up if I do. Whoa. It makes me nauseous, Nick. I swear to God, I'm a throap if I do it. Whoa. Smells great. Damn, yeah. I'll try it out. This looks apple-wise. I guess you're really not supposed to jam these up your nose.

That's like doing snuff. That's crazy. I wonder what would happen if you tore one of these open and snorted what's in here. Anyways, there's something that the company tells you to do. These guys, how do you do the thing that people do? No, but the finger? I don't know.

I think that's for chewing tobacco. You got some Copenhagen. You know, you do that, that move. How do you do it? I don't know how to do it, dude. I'm not cool. You do that? Oh, I got my Lucy here to do it, dude. I'm not cool. You do that? Oh, I got my Lucy here.

I got my Lucy. Lucy Goosey. These guys are cool. They didn't send us any more product this week. We just have the... Do we have a... They sent us basically like a 15 year supply of... They got three products, for my understanding.

They got the regular Lucy pouches. You put them in. They give you a little nicotine hit. They have the breakers. Where the fuck is the paper? There's a cool way to say it. I'll read it. There's a cool way to say this stuff. Or you could do this work. No, you do it. You say the stuff, mainly focus on the don't say part, because that's what we've got to work on. All right, I'm not going to say. All right. So they got three things here.

Yeah. They got these pouches. Oh, it says the intelligent nicotine. Ooh. So if you're like an Elon Musk's kind of, kind of Ben Shapiro's. This ain't your retard nicotine. Yeah, it's very smart. This is Virginia's.

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Yeah. Lucy, they got three products. There's the pouches. There's the breakers, which are pouches that also have a kind of like a camel crush or something. Yeah, I don't know if you should say that. It's not like a camel crush. I don't think you should just not say the name of that other thing at all. Okay. At any point.

All right, I apologize. We can cut that. No, we can't. Okay, now we can't cut that. Okay, guys, they have five just different strengths from two milligrams to 12 milligrams. in cinnamon, mango, winter green, pomegranate, apple ice, and esponane, so for the Italians. Here you go, put one of these in there. I already did do this. You got this. You just put mine mouth numb. Just put the breaker in.

No, no, it's, it's, it's. Don't say this shit, we can't edit around that. Don't say, don't like disparage the product. I'm not disparaging it. I'm just saying that. You put this one in your bottle now. No, it's a pleasant. Put that one in there. Yeah. I saw you. I

saw you hide it. You know it's gonna make me whatever. Look, you're gonna do it. Why don't you do it? You're gonna have because I spent all this time quitting vaping. So you can sort of you're to have to respond to the email stream. Tucker does this from the client. Okay. They get mad at us for. We, I love Lucy personally. I love Lucy. That's good. Desi Arnet.

For the flavor and the focus that it gives me and what stands out about Lucy are the breakers and the various strengths that you can, they give you a lot of options, folks. These are flavors that you don't see on the market very often. It's higher quality than any other pouch I've tried. I really like it. Um, this one, yellow. Uh, yeah. Is, P, is the P.

Adam loves the P.P. Flamingo. Mango. Mango. Mango, a Y in P.P. I kind of say, mango, where the woman don't go. Would you ever do that? Would you ever drink a Simone girls' P.P.? Like a big Simone lady. She peed in a cup,, a nice amber piss from her. I was like dehydrated. Yeah, but no, she's filled with candy and sugar.

Well, if I love her, a nice diabetic P.P. from a big, uh... If I love her and that's her, that's the thing that she wants that gets her off as a kink of hers, I would discuss it. I don't know. Did you see that it would have to be within the confines of a relationship and giving my partner what they want? Did you see the Maori's doing the Haka at Palestine to intimidate them? I feel like I'm finally vindicated.

Why do they do that? Because the fucking the Haka sucks. But why don't they do it? They did the Haka for Israel. For what didn't they do it? They did the hawkah for Israel. For who did it? Not after October 7th, by the way. Now. They're doing it now.

They're doing the pro genocide hawkah. Sorry, my Lucy is just making me feel good. Well, for years I've said the hawkah sucks. Yeah. And now I'm right. I'm gonna wait and see you on the hawkah. They don't leave my mouth dry, like a lot of these other products. and now I'm right. I'm gonna wait and see you on the hawkah. They don't leave my mouth dry, like a lot of these other products.

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No, it's mango. It is? Is that the one you have? Did you bite it? No, I didn't bite it yet. Bite it. Try the gum also. I did, I already did. Buy it. Try the gum also. I already did, man.

How's the gum? It's up force feeding me Lucy. Shut up. What, come on, dude. What is it? Barry Citrus. Try the gum with the pouches. I will.

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When you did that, you looked a lot like Aaron. Who? Aaron. The old man we had in our sketch? Yes. You know Adam, friendship is the most important thing. The most important thing. Aaron's of that. That's right. Not Dave?

Aaron's that. I like that Aaron got pissed off. Friendship. Like everyone says I look look like Dave and they look exactly the same They don't really look the same. Well one shorter Dave has a more Dave has the most ear hair I've ever seen Dave has like a little wound brown Dave has like a woodland creature vibe to him like what like a doe. He's like a little shrew or something. He's like got a to him. Like what? Like a doe? He's like a little shrew or something. He's like a, he's like a sprite. No, he's like, it's like, you ever like crack open a log and find a bunch of like blind like moles? Yeah, like, yeah, like some kind of, yeah, he's like a woodland, you know, like one of

Sonic's friends, you know, like tails. Not tails,, but like a little it's the guy Mario the digs Marty mole Oh, yeah cute. Yeah, that's yeah, that's kind of he's in Mario party. You can play with him. Yeah, right. Yeah He's a good guy honestly. That's what you kind of reminds me those were good days We got a Mario party. You got to stop saying he's a good guy who you? Those were good days when you got to play Mario Party. You got to stop saying he's a good guy. Who? You. Why?

You just love, you say about everybody. You're like, you should say that about everybody. I don't say that about everybody. He's a good guy always. I think it's a good assessment of character. But you say it all the time. Whether someone's a good guy or not. You say in such a revelatory way,

is it like, you know what? That guy's actually a good guy. I didn't say it actually. I said that guy actually a good guy. I didn't say it actually. I said that guy's a good guy. Mm-hmm. What, I'm not allowed to say anything. It's just, no, it's just like there's things you say, but you say them.

OK, go down the list. What else do I say? Pethos, you say that a lot. I say Pethos a lot. And it's just completely unnecessary. It sounds nice. Yeah. I don't use ethos at all, but I use Pethos. It sounds nice. Yeah. I don't use ethos at all, but I use pathos a lot.

Yeah. Yeah. What else? Go ahead. Narrative? Anything. I say narrative a lot. Narrative.

Anything that film related. It maintains the narrative. You say that a lot. I'm constantly hearing how things, it maintains a narrative, a narrative being maintained. Yeah. To follow through and there. Alright, yeah. Okay, go ahead.

What else? Any, any of like the film editing terms. Like what? J-Cut, L-Cut. Radio edit. We're going to have a radio edit. Yeah. So we don't do all the cuts to make it look smooth.

And we just have the content we want. It's cool. Who's invented by Cuba Gooding Jr. Go ahead, what else? Yeah, what else do you say? Speaking of what else do you say? What else do you say? Speaking of radio. Okay. Is Lloyd Austin retarded? Who? Oh, the depends secretary. Is that kind of mentally disabled? There was a guy on fuck. I mean, I'm not in his channel that pretty time they have on TV's up all. I'm like this guy. Yeah. I

think he might be already come from. Is he Navy? No, he's an army guy. Army man. Yeah, but I think he was like West Point? No, like Like the same as radio. I think he used to like hang out near the army They let him score a touchdown. Yeah, they were make-a-wish. Yeah, right. They let him in. They let him be defense secretary during the Gaza war Yeah, that is kind of a smart move We're just wheeling him out. It's kind of the Kamala strategy. It would be smart. If I was president, my entire cabinet would be mentally disabled people.

Down syndrome, full cabinet. Right. Everyone would love them. They'd deliver bad news, but they're the nicest guys. They're good guys, I would say. Yeah. They'd be like, oh, the Transportation Secretary made all the buses tiny. Yeah.

And be like, wow, it sounds like you're an anti-Semite pal. Yeah. Sounds good. Yeah. Check it mate. Yeah. Yeah. I think that is actually a really good plan.

Or at least if you, or you do the thing that Jimmy, the chin, that did in everyone, your cabinet just pretends to be infebold, you know. Well, he pretended to have like dementia or something. Yeah. If I was like... You were a bathrobe. If I was press secretary, okay, of the White House press secretary,

I would keep like a crunchy jiffy, jiffy peanut butter. I would keep it in my, in the back of my underpants And if someone really is that from is that from liar liar? Yeah, I don't remember it's a movie liar liar where they tell the legal anecdote about the guy that That kept poo poo and yeah, it's either that or was it Carlitos way? I think it was a mafia thing. Was it Carlitos way?

They had the Ziploc bag, a shit, and his ass, and he starts, or like peanut butter and his ass, and he starts eating the proven sanity. Yeah. Smart. But what movie was that? Is it Carlitos way? I thought I was associated with a mafia movie. Sean Penn is so good in that movie.

The wig. Yeah. I love him. Replay Steven. He plays Steven. Well, Steven plays him. Yeah. Steven plays him in I Am Sam.

That's just a joke that I made about my friend, Steven. What do we do to one of them? It looks a lot like Sean Penn. Did we do? It's rude of me to do. You guys don't know him, but if you saw him. Did we do? It would be pretty good yet we do a

Do we ever do a thing about I am saying or the original title of radio being called I B Sam I think I'm I don't know if it was over a text or on the previous podcast But the original title of radio. Yeah, I do B-Sam. Mm-hmm. It's the sequel. I've done, had been Sam.

I've done B-Sam. I've done B-Sam. Yeah. It's pretty good. Mm-hmm. This is Luciusm's, my attention, my focus. Your focus is good. Maybe you need to be able to be jamming these things in your head all the time. Well, I just got it

But I'm also relaxed. That's the other thing The relaxed but I the focus level is off the charts Lloyd Austin even that name. Yeah, if you were if it was band of brothers times, right? We were back in band of brothers times What a branch of the United States. What is this guy? That looks like a Navy uniform. I think he's in the Army. But blue is Navy. Yeah, but here he is in green. Really? Maybe he wasn't in the Navy. I don't know. I thought he was an Army guy. Yeah. What branch would you be? If what?

If it was Banda Brothers times. Oh, in World War II? Yeah. I don't know. I just got the clean's one of the boats and doesn't do shit. Oh, so you'd be Navy? Yeah.

Yeah. Just fucking deck scrubber. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That'd be cool. Yeah. That'd be awesome. That'd be cool. Yeah. I would be, I would probably be, probably Army Intelligence. And would you? Yeah. And I make up rumors. I make up rumors about the Nazis. Lloyd James, the Army 4 star general. Really? Yeah. Is he desert storm?

What are you serving? He started off tearing tickets to regal cinemas. And then he was the janitor of Wendy's. And then, I think he begged groceries for a walkoff. And we thank him for his service. Oh, he had a job, man. He served his country. There's nothing more important you could do.

Yeah, he had a job petting service animals at the airport. They paid him. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know that could be the job. There's a guy that was on Fox Business who was like their resident black conservative. And it's probably racist to say it. But I do, he looked, I confuse him in Charles, whatever the guy's name is. From like a...

Barkley? It was not a joke. Everybody knows. Everybody knows Israel has a right to defend itself. So... Anthony Davis soft but Israel has a right to defend his soul. I love Charles. Should we do a book club for the show? Now be fun. I want to read his biography. It's got a really good name. Look it up. Shut up and read. No his autobiography is Charles likely shut up and read. Look up read. No, his autobiography is Charles Barkley.

Shut up and read. Look up what the name of his autobiography is. I saw it the other day and I was like, Nick and I should read this together and talk about it on the show. This could really spice up our relationship. Look. It's like, I might be wrong, but I'm not or something.

The Charles Barkley story. What is it called? I'm looking up the blue army. Why, I asked you to look at it. Where's my phone? Just look up what it's called. It's called, if I did it. It's the other one.

Charles Barkley book. Autobiography. Sir Charles, the Whitten Wisdom of Charles Barkley? No, it's Charles Barkley book. Autobiography. Sir Charles, the Witton Wisdom of Charles Barkley. No, it's the Autobiography. Who's afraid of a large black man? Really? He's got a bunch of... I thought those were Dr. Seuss. I may be wrong, but I doubt it.

That's a great title for an Autobiography. Outrageous, he's got a bunch of books. Really? Yeah. We should read I may be wrong him a lot about it. Outrageous, he's got a bunch of books. Really? Yeah. We should read, I may be wrong, but I doubt it. That'd be cool, no? Do a little book club. Barkley's book, I may be wrong, but I doubt it. Isn't the most well written literature of the time

by any stretch? Yes, OK. I don't see the Amazon review. Imagine being that done that you're leaving like, caddy Amazon reviews about your own life. I don't know, see Amazon review. Imagine being that done that you're leaving like, caddy Amazon reviews about your own life. It's that much of a fucking gossip. Yeah.

It isn't the most well written romp of the last user. Check his other reviews. Check that was that guy. That guy, that was in the Google description. They got to find that. Check the user, see what else he's gossiping about on Amazon. This book was an easy read, although if I cared about sports it probably would have given

it five stars. He does speak some truth. But of course he does, it's straight facts the whole thing. Yeah, here we go. Okay, from Ian. That's who wrote that. Ian, five ads right there. That's right there.

Yeah, I finally ran a ball. Yeah, I've been doing good. I've been reading actually. Yeah. Dude. Dude. We should start a book club. You know, and then we can all, that, because look, man, I'll be honest with you,

I find it really hard to keep reading but if we get a fucking book club. Yeah. Dude. Wait, what did Ian say? Berkeley's book, I may be wrong but I doubt it. Isn't the most well written literature of time by any stretch but it is full of common sense thoughts and language that most people can agree or disagree about without being disagreeable. It's like being at a bar and hearing his thoughts on the various subjects.

His thoughts? His thoughts on the... Come on, you. Come on. What is the English language every day you hear? And controversies that have come up in his career and our society in the last 20 years. Come on, Ian.

I found myself shaking my head up and down and ha, a hard time putting the book down. It is an easy relaxing read. Okay, what other reviews? From Ian from Ashburn, Virginia. Oh, okay. DMV, man. This is for a tiny silver guitar.

Oh, guitar-shaped cake pan. Okay, let's see what he says on that. Product works well enough, but the edges are so sharp I slice my finger open getting the cake out of the morning. This guy's a loser. Yeah. It worked pretty well,

but I covered my son's birthday cake in blood Trying to make guitar cake all right. This one's for magic tiles hop 3d EDM rush dancing ball hop music game forever. What the fuck does that mean? What the fuck does magic tiles hop 3d EDM rush dancing ball hop music like DDR? Yeah, one of those square it like you hit all the square it's a guitar here I'm a phone fucking you lose it. He said everything you click is for a ad this game sucks. I like the song pre though All right, let's see here. All right cool, nice one again. Horse riding simulator, open world horse racing in 2020. That's a game where you pretend they're out of horse.

There's no objectives, it's just like a flight simulator. When I press exit in the game instead of leaving on the device and I try to go back into the game, we'll kick me out. Oh, like two stars. This guy's lips, looks, okay, here we go. Car console covers plus made and designed for Ford Bronco sport 2021 Neoprene. What is it? It's just a cover for your, it's a Neoprene cover.

Oh, so he has a Ford Bronco sport? Yeah. Okay, he has a Ford Bronco support. Yeah. OK, he has a car. Great product fits very well, very easy to install. I can barely tell it isn't OEM. So now you're going to like the sequel to coming to America. No way. Great follow up to the original. That movie saw.

I wasn't sure I wanted to watch it, because the original was so amazing. This didn't disappoint. It was a great movie with many call it because the original was so amazing. This didn't disappoint. It was a great movie with many callbacks to the original. Not a remake at all, and not quite as good as the original, but it's definitely made with the fans in mind. Yeah. Hiya, Bousa, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu belt.

Oh, what the hell? He's just buying children's belts. Yeah, for high quality. Holds on well and doesn't look like it will be falling apart through regular usage about an hour per week for the next year or so. This guy's a freak. He's a sick freak. This man is a sick freak. If you're an Ashburn Virginia, you know this guy.

Tell him I say he's a fucking sick freak. Here we go. Star Wars Girl Darth Vader shirt. No, what is wrong? These items do not match up. Yeah, great fit, durable, great design. He's just driving around in his girl Darth Vader shirt playing phone games in his Bronco, dude.

Waring his Brazilian jujitsu belt. Thinking that the new coming to America was pretty good and a nice one for the fans, but not as good as the original. Oh, here we go. Chase and Chloe Kimmy twenty one women's speech pumps and what the fuck is this on a new thing maybe with a gift for his wife is as no

they look great but can be hard on the feed after just a few hours especially on the tone of oh my god the plot thick he's a cross shoes he's a cross dressing karate man wearing Darth Vader a cross-dressing karate man wearing Darth Vader. Where's the gear? He's a girl-boss Darth Vader clothes with his B.J.J outfit. And then he's a cross-dressing little, because the Brazilian jujitsu belt is for a child. Yeah.

So he's a tiny cross-dressing karate man. And he's a huge fan of coming to America. Who read the Charles Barkley Great quality, but yo, he's little great quality befits too large great quality befits too large returned in Intending to reorder the women's shoes. No the 30 30 was far too large reordering the 29 29 Do they even make 29 29 pants? Yeah, probably I know they even make 29, 29 pants? Yeah, probably. I know they make a 29, 30. What kind of pants are they?

They're just slacks. Those come lower than a 30 inch insides. This guy's a real sick freak. Yeah. He's wearing pumps, dockers, a girl-boss star, we're sure. What the hell is wrong with this guy? Yeah. There we go.

This is for the review for the white donkey terminal Lance. What the hell is that? I don't, I feel like I'm having a stroke because everyone of these products, the words don't go together. It's like, oh, this is lamp dance. It only buys things that have 12 words in the product title. Yeah.

It's Christmas buttons, ultimate pleasure. Dinosaur set. Yeah. Dinosaur buttons ultimate Dinosaur set. Yeah Dinosaur Christmas. Yeah, pleasure set The white donkey terminal Lance. It's a sword. It's I think it's a book about the Marines I'm a longtime fan of the comic strip terminal Lance and a former Marine I expected to be funny, but it was so real that I felt the tragedy of the main character. I think I know who he is. The story and art is amazing.

The reality of the story from boring patrols to coming home to losing a friend. Also real. I look forward to the next work by this awesome artist and author. So the two books he's read are something about being a Marine and the Charles Barkley autobiography. But I think from context clues, I know who he is. He is the trans SEAL Team Six person that killed Ben Lotton and then had a sex change immediately after.

Yeah, I'm looking for any other good ones in here. Any loves rock and roll, he makes guitar kicks. You got this dead pool tank top. And then this dead pool tank top. And if your view is helps me to lift with maximum effort. So he's a yo-yo. Yeah, it makes me strong. He's a yo-yo fan.

Yeah, when I'm wearing my 29, 29 inseam pants, and my pumps, and my dead pool tank top, before a night out, the girls wearing my pumps, and my Darth Vader girl tank. Oh my god, Ian, you make me sick. Yeah, all right. Just him bleeding, finding that body, a five foot, 310 pound man wearing a dress,

covered in his own blood, trying to make a guitar cake to celebrate finishing the drum. The Charles Martin Leone. The Oliver. All right, one last one that we're gonna say goodbye. Hey, we're out of reviews, yeah. All right, folks, thanks for watching. And just a final thought, listen,

just try to be nice to your friends and family. Just in this day and age, there's a lot of animosity, there's a lot of people are fucking tearing each other down. Some fucking guy, all over Twist's DMing, it's just like just being normal, everyone. I feel like this world has gone mad. So thanks for watching the show. And thanks to Vin for filling in for Ginsburg this week.

Everyone give it up for our friend Vinny Arfuso. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.