The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 30

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Fee Lucho podcast. Thanksgiving folks, Turkey Day, the pilgrims, the red engines, you know, the gestures and the players. The players ball, there's a meeting of, back then all the Native Americans were, were pimps. The Black Ours were aipoll jack. All the paint things are wrong. Yes, Native Americans were actually Black Ours were aipoll jackets. Yeah.

And the pilgrims roll gestures, court gestures. The clowns and the peeps. Yeah, the players and the jokers. The players and the jokers. Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving, Nick. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful.

Yeah, what do you thankful of? Or for? I don't know. Life's all right. Life's fine. Yeah. That's all right. It's fun. It's not great. Did you go somewhere this weekend? No, I was here. Did you do anything? No. Nothing? No, nothing. Nothing at all. Oh no, my girlfriend and I did her party on Friday, Sunday night. Why? I'm just asking. You went to Virginia. Oh no, I girlfriend and I did her party on Friday Sunday night. Why? I'm just asking. You went to Virginia.

Oh no, I went to a net-game. My cousin, my little cousin was in town. Yeah. Yeah. He's great. He's like 24. He asked me a great question. You're going out of town this weekend.

This weekend, I'm going for Thanksgiving. Yeah. So we're shooting this on Tuesday folks. Sorry for the live, a little bit of movie magic. Yeah, my cousin, I took him to the net scheme on Sunday, he was like in town with his boys. He was like a frat and stuff. He's like, good kid.

And he was like, can I ask you a question Adam? Like, is it like a family thing where you're like, you're like, can I ask you a question now? I'm like, is it like a family thing where you're like, you're like, just you like, think about it won't pussy like all of a sudden. A family thing? And I was like, I think that's just like a guy. Like, he wants to fuck his family?

No, no, he thinks like, is that a trade of our family? And I was like, no, I think most guys are just a track that you know, want to pussy. Yeah, he was like, is that a family thing? But yeah, it's dangerous. I think just he's a young man. He's a, you know, he's a, his sexual prime probably. But he's a, yeah, he's a really good kid.

We had fun at the Nets game. And there were like two guys that were like, like the show that's at next to us randomly. And he's like, thought I was famous. He's like, oh my God. You know, you're famous, no. You thought it was amazing, yeah. Adam Friedland.

Whisperer to the stars. I whisperer. To the star whisperer. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna change the name of the show to the Jewish questions. Yeah, the Jewish questions. The Jewish questions. Yeah.

I think it is, the JQ is fully back these days. Yeah, I love that they call it the JQ. The JQ? Yeah, that's a good new thing. Yeah, yeah. It's like an internet thing called the JQ. Like a cool slang for it. Yeah.

I don't know why people are calling this the Jewish solution to the Muslim question. The MQ. Yeah. The J as MQ. The J as MQ. The J as MQ. Yeah, yeah.

I feel like a cool like, like, Buster Bronze lyric. Yeah, yeah. Well, you be asking the, the Jewish question, we, we asking the Muslims question. Yeah, Jewish answer the Muslim question. So we're gonna turn and gawze it into a fucking, a six flags. Yeah, they can build some big coasters when this is done.

They're adding the star of David to this. It's called seven flags now. No, all right. It's all the Texas. Over in Texas. It's over, it's's yeah it's all six of Texas's flags and then then the star of David. Yeah yeah yeah it's Texas culture. We're taking over. I saw that they just they're releasing the biggest coaster of all time in Saudi Arabia they just announced it. Saudi Arabia is gay. Yeah they're just doing stuff

to set Guinness World Records. They have so much money at this point that they're like, we're just gonna go for every Guinness World Record. They've seen that video on Twitter that people will post. It's like, there's like a couple of like Muslim guys that are like everyone in Gaza should die.

Yeah, yeah, they're like, there's like a Saudi guy. And he's got like manicured eyebrows. And he's like, he's like Palestinians, you have crap, you have garbage, you have crap. You know, he's speaking Arabic. He has Botox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People keep posting that guy.

He's got lip filler. We're in fucking, we're in bed sheets. They're stupid clothes. Yeah, they got a, they have a uniform. Yeah, we're in, they're wearing uniform. Yeah. Yeah. Wearing the Martha Stewart collection at Macy's. Wearing a duvet cover.

Yeah. It's a 300-threaded cow in duvet cover. It's a white tablecloth type of country. You know, fancy. My man looks like a Weston. My man. My man out here looking like a Weston. My man.

My man looking like a pajama party. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. It's I'm messing with him. I'm messing with him. I'm here looking like a pajama party. Yeah. Yeah. I saw, I saw him in a pajama. It's not a pajama. It's a whole goddamn sheet set. It's true. Yeah.

He's got a California king on him. Yeah. And a sword. What is the difference between the red, like, a picnic basket? Picnic basket in the black one. The black, the rest is all like white and then they just do like a rope.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the red I think signifies, it's maybe it's like a red belt or something. What is black belt? A different level of test driving Mercedes. I think so. Once you've test driven. Once you've test driven fucking 35 G wagons at different cardio ships.

Yeah, the biggest coaster in the world. Dude, yeah, they're just like bored there, I think. They're just like in the middle of the desert. They're like, we gotta set it every record. The newest one is 600 feet. Is it in the fastest ever, too? Yeah. So we gotta go there and ride it.

I don't know, I kinda like, you know, I love that you can just go to a Coney whenever and ride a cyclone. Is it, do people die on it? It doesn't seem like, it's so old. It does fuck your body up. My back hurts pretty bad every time I ride it. Yeah.

I hurt my head, I remember. It's a fun motor coaster. Yeah, because it really jerks you around. Yeah, it's really good. And those drops are bad for the system. Yeah, they're not tested. Am I the back of my head was numb one time after getting off of it?

But there's no line. Yeah, you know. and that's like, you think you go to six five, have you been to a six five as an adult? No, I don't actually think I have. Oh, yeah, well, like you remember it as a kid, and you're like, oh, I couldn't do anything because I got tired, or like, you know,

it's like my parents wanted to go home or something, you know. But you could ride every ride as an adult. Well, you know, as your experience of remembering Six Flags as a kid is like, oh, there's all the stuff we didn't see. I remember, I think we only did Disneyland as when I was a kid. Is that big?

Disneyland's big. Yeah. So there's no time to do it. But we would go like, park opening, because my dad didn't want to get stuck in the traffic. No, anyway, here's the point. You go to, I went to Six Flags, I went to the one in California, in Magic Mountain.

Yeah, yeah. And I went parko because I was like, I'm gonna fucking, I wanna be able to do everything. Lost my wallet immediately. I remember on a coaster, immediately. And then so I had to stay at the park. Cause then I rode it again and I knew I saw it. I picked it out of a shrub.

And I was like, that's where I'm like, it's the last turn. You know, it's fucking maybe 25 feet off the left. And then just something like teenager like, aww. Yeah, I mean, well, we can't really go out there, you know. I think the only six flies I've been to is the shuttered six flags. With the anyways.

So I had to stay at the park all day. Well, now I have an excuse. Now I have to be here all day. Uh-huh. And you'd stand the lines. You're fucking insane. Yeah. I guess it was also, too, that was like the first year

of us making money. So I was like, I can splurge on a six-flag ticket, but I'm not getting like the fast pass or any of that shit. Yeah. Maybe if you get the fast pass, then it's worth it. Then you're a real fancy boy. Yeah. Yeah, I don't understand why that's cheating. Well, it really doesn't make sense at the airport. That's where it's fucking insane. That we have all these security lines and then 15 years after 9-11, some rich guy says, oh, I got an idea for a business.

What if you can cut the line at the airport? We're here. Yeah, what if people pay us $50 a month to cut the line at the airport? Uh-huh. And then someone's like, that's a great idea, Mark. The government let them do that. That's a business, yeah.

Okay, I got an idea for a business. How about people pay me $100? And then they get to get their dick sucked by the lady on the news. I can just decide that's a business. No, it's a business. I'm sorry, but it's a business. Sorry, man No, ma'am. It's a business. I'm sorry, but it's sorry ma'am. It's called it's called clear. It's called clear. Yeah, it doesn't matter what you want.

You have to suck people's dick. You have to suck people's dick. Isn't that the whole point of security? Is that it's this fucking thing that the government's imposing on us but now a private company gets to come in and say, oh well, do you have to pass a background check for clear? No, they sign you up right there at the fucking air. If the line's too long, you can get like,

they just sign out, yeah. So, like an Indian lady being like, we will let your cocktail online, please. Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, like in terms of, you know, it's funny with all the shit going on in the middle east, I gotta be careful saying this stuff.

Cause I think it's like, you know, at this point, I'm like, oh, you know, I'm like an established businessman. Yeah. You know, I pay my fucking taxes. I'm not like really at risk of being jerked around the way I would have been in my younger years. Yeah. You could have really popped off back then.

Well, I mean, you know, like where as someone could tell the FBI I'm a jihadist sympathizer and then they come to my house to check up on me. Perhaps a member of your family. Yeah, something like that. You know, I'm thinking, okay, well, you know, they'll take a look, they'll say, okay, this guy pays his taxes, you know, it's like this is fun. But I don't, let's just say this,

we've everything going on in the Middle East. You know, that's like everybody, you can see it, we're right-wing people are like, well, you know, Hamas is coming across the Southern border. It's like, first of all, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, it's all about the border. But it's insane. I mean, it's like, oh, yeah, Hamas,

the guys in tunnels, the tunnels guy. The tunnel, they built the fucking tunnel from Gaza to Mexico. My girlfriend's brother was like, they're gonna bomb the Self right. Yeah, yeah, so Hamas is coming across the southern border There's gonna be a terrorist attack. It's like if there is a terrorist attack it is fucking it's But like evil guys wearing Patagonia pullovers planning bombs and blaming it on Muslims

That's you know if there it would be a false flag, right? But even how much I hate the TSA is I would gladly accept the CIA murdering Americans if it meant a couple of those fuckers. Yes. What do you mean? What do you mean? If the CIA blew up a TSA check point to get us to... Yeah, but then the lines would be even longer, dude. I don't care. I don't care.

I don't care. But they drew first ones. No, the utility of that would be separate yeti tumblers. They really, they do have them. Yeah, they really do a bad job. Yeah, for this much water. Wait, they can't just pour it out and run it again. No. I've had water bottles, just pour it out and run it again. No, I

Have a lot of balls they they poured out and they run it again. They wouldn't give it back to me Why I don't know because you have a bad vibe. I know Yeah, I mean it is it as a government agency. It's it's perhaps the most loved but like yeah I don't understand except that one guy that was nice to me, and why not? I mean, the TSA agent had pulled his eyes back at me. Oh, he liked the show. Yeah, he wasn't even in my lane.

He was like two lanes over. Oh yeah, nice. Yeah, some guy was like, hey, I'm like, dude, no, this is stopping. You're at work. I know. That was pretty cool. I have to go through TSA, I don no, I'm back to see my dad.

So that guy, I hope that guy's spared. Yeah, yeah. In the in the false flag attack. Yeah. Yeah, you know what honestly the Patagonia false flag attack. Honestly, it's truly just the JFK employees. It's a bloody airport. JFK is just bad. It's a glibority airport. JFK is just shit. Cross the board. LaGuardia, everyone's a fucking asshole. A fucking joy. And it used to be that LaGuardia was just a shitty looking airport, but it was better as far as like the experience.

Now it's gorgeous. Now it's nicer to JFK. It's like a mall and Dubai. Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, they tell you how much time the line is gonna be. Yeah. Like, this is a 35 minute line. How do they even know?

Mm-hmm. Amazing. Incredible. Um, yeah. No, I'm going to JFK tonight. It sucks. I do not want to go. It's anarchy there.

You're fine, Navegas. I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to the sphere. I saw a video from what it looks like on the inside. Yeah. So it's just a big movie theater. It's a movie theater. When they're concerts.

But how does the screen work? I don't know. It's so cool. I'm going to go see that what's his name? Darren Aaron, Oscar made a movie for it. I'm going with my dad and my aunt. Is that the one with the giraffe in it? I think it's like, it sounds like it's just planet Earth.

Yeah. But with like, you know, fucking 18k cameras. What's the resolution of that screen? It's, it's, I think, amazing. What's the technology? I, I, I incredible. I don't know. I have no idea how they shoot them, even.

Yeah. Yeah. Sphere. 16k by 16K. Ginsburg just answered us. This guy's a real pro over there in the room. Yeah. It looks amazing. I'm really stoked on it.

Hopefully we all behave ourselves and don't talk a little bit of geopolitics at the Thanksgiving table, if you know what I'm talking about. But, what does 16K by 16K mean? I don't know, it sounds like a square to me. Ginsburg, what does that mean? 16K resolution, the 360-all, like 516-Tall wide. Yeah.

360-Tall, 516 wide. Yeah, it looks amazing. I know that. The U2 concert looked insane there. Apparently it's a financial disaster. The sphere? The sphere, but I don't know. It's the guy, I think James Dolan,

the guy that owns the NICS and MSG opened it. And now there are an off-ski movies, it's sci-fi. It's sci-fi, but I thought I was about the planet Earth. This is another thing, this is the same thing as clear. So I have an idea for a business, the biggest movie theater in the world. And it's like, if you have enough money, you can have a two year old's ideas. And then all the banks will just give you all the money and then you lose all of it. Right. Yeah. I don't get it. I don't. It's the biggest movie theater in the world and then on the outside, it's also a movie theater.

How about this? The thing where you can, instead of going through the security at the airport, you just put your dick into the mouth of the lady that is on the news while you wear a VR headset. It's a business. You have to pay me a million dollars. My business costs a million dollars and you have to give me that million dollars. And my business, my business costs a million dollars and you have to give me that money. Hello sharks.

They're like, no, that's the worst idea I ever heard. And I'm like, my family owns Liptin T. Oh, yeah, no, here's a $18 billion. Yeah, he's a good guy. Yeah. We got it into a wild one in Kenny Bunkport with him. So today's episode is brought to you by... Oh, let's get, let's talk about it. My bookie, folks.

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Oh, like the real type. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Just a guy. Do you think that's offensive? Yeah, just a guy in a gimp mask going to like a historically black college and be like, well, I'm also a slave. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I've been in bondage. Yeah. Hang on a second here, pal. Just zipper, Zolo. He's like a class. Yeah, I'm, uh, I think you're missing another aspect in the history of slavery. I don't want to speak out of turn here, but this is nipples. Just peer seeing the scutacted.

I, I, excuse me, Professor. I don't, I don't wanna start a bigger human here, but I've been sitting here for the last two months. We've talked a lot about slavery, but there's certain stories and voices that I think are missing here. This country, you say it only happened for 400 years, but what about now?

We've heard about Harriet Tubman, but what about Harriet Toilet Woman? What about Tub Girl? What about Harriet Toilet Woman, which basically are Benjamin Frank? Yes, essentially. In the sex slave community. Just paying a year's tuition and Howard.

Just so you can make one joke. a year's tuition and Howard. Just like you can make one joke. You can make one joke. You can make one joke. You can make one joke. And it doesn't even it bombs. Everyone's just staring at you. The professor's like, yeah, I get it.

I get it. Actually, someone's tried this before. You're not even the first. Okay. Yeah, they're like, this is a school for black people. You're like, yeah, well, what if I took off this mask and I was black? Yeah. Like, what if? They're like, well, they're like this is this is a for a school for black people You're like yeah, well what if I took off this mask and I was black. Yeah, like what if they're like well Are you like well, no, I'm white, but of course, but what if? But I could be you don't know I'm wearing a leather or a gimp costume. Yes, and it's black. I could be a black

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He has a bad hairline. No, everybody wants to get rid of TikTok. Oh yeah, he shouted at Nikki Haley for letting her daughter on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah. They're all in, well, it was Republicans only, and now it's both of them because,

I guess Sasha Burran Cohen had a private meeting with the heads of TikTok. Yeah, I think that there were- In the head of ADL, yeah. I think that the word, that TikTok is making people anti-Israel. Well, that's funny. They're like, oh, this is like the greatest source of anti-Semitism since the Holocaust. Mm-hmm.

It's TikTok, but it's like- Yes. I can't imagine Chinese people know what Jews are. And that's not to say that they don't. I'm saying I personally can't imagine. I don't think that they're on the radar. It doesn't make sense. Imagine just sitting there with a Chinese guy trying to explain to him what a Jewish person is. Yeah. You're like, he's white, but he's not,

but they're not like, have you heard of Hitler? Okay, I see you later. Okay, all right. Yeah, I mean, this just, whoop, whoop, just not, yeah. You know, they're like, you're like annoying. They get circumcised, I don't know. A lot of them are funny, but not funny to you. The Chinese would definitely not find them funny.

They're kind of sarcastic, but not like, it's not like, hmm, what would I say? I guess like, there's like, hmm, it's kind of more of a western, I don't know. You know, like you guys would like think that like getting hit in the balls is funny and we would too. But like there's just no such thing as like a neurotic Chinese. Can you imagine a Chinese guy washing any haul

and just be like, what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Where's your karate? Where's the karate? There's no dragon. There's no karate. There's no fire. There's no fortress. There's no fortress. There's no arrows. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, in so many ways like the amount of work it takes to make crouching tiger hidden dragon versus Annie Hall.

Like I'm Woody Allen Finn, but like yeah, they're completely different to a concert. I mean, you should, you should- You could just redo any haul, but add like wires. Yes, just to fly. Yeah, so like Woody Allen, he's like, he has lunch, and then he flies back to- He flies back to the- Yeah, be pretty good. That'd be pretty good. Yeah.

That movie is so sick, dude. I remember, I saw that on Christmas Day. What, we had an 11th grade. No, a crouching tiger. Yeah, that movie is so sacred. I remember I saw that on Christmas day. But we had an 11th grade, no, crouching tiger. Oh movie, I have it on blue right. I don't know the last time I've seen it. It's good. It's sick.

Yeah, that one, I heard some Chinese movies that I watch on repeat hero. Yeah. I hear some Chinese movies that I watch on repeat hero. Jet Lee is dying or something right now? What? Yeah. He's like a, he's like weak and he's like, it has some sort of disease. Hashimoto's disease? He doesn't have, he has something like that, yeah.

Now I think that's, Hashimoto's is something of like women lie that they have. Jet, please. Jet, Chinese actor Jet, Lee dispells years of death rumors, returns to the spotlight to promote biography. What do they say? They say he's frail, right? Maybe he just became a vegan or something. I think he's fine. Oh, he's fine. Right? Maybe he just became a vegan or something.

I think he's fine. Oh, he's fine. I'm not dead yet, Jet Lee says it. So people are just talking about it. First public appearance. Yeah. The Gong Fu star. What is Gong Fu? It's like Kung Fu. It's just a different way to...

It's like a cool way to spell it. Yeah. Yeah. It's actually spelled Gong Fu. Yeah. Yeah. It's actually spelled Gongfu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is like an annoying guy. Oh, actually, it's Gongfu. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I'm a big fan of Gongfu. Oh, he just looks old. He's bald. Maybe he's a monk now. He reassures fans. He's here for the man himself. Yeah, have you ever seen this this Gong Fu tea shit?

The what? Gong Fu tea. What is it? It's like it's tea kung fu, it's making tea but like in a karate style. Really? And there's a there's a there's a subreddit for it that I found a while back. And it's no, I mean it's amazing. Like session on the road. I have a tea making. I mean it's, no, I mean, it's amazing. Like session on the road.

I have a team making, I mean, it's the videos are whole, you're gonna love this. The videos are hilarious, because they have all of these, like, t-set stuff, but they're like, they're like, they're like, they do, they do, they like, they spill it. Well, that's how they do it. They do it. They do it. They do it. They do it. They do it.

They do it. They do it. They do it. They do it. They do it messy. Yeah, they make a giant mass making the... I mean, I'm making them with the sword. I wish I could.

I could remember. Just look at the video, man. I gotta see. Yeah, hold on. I need to pick up my phone. Oh my God. I thought there was a phone. I thought there was a phone.

I thought there was a phone. I thought there was a phone. I thought there was a phone. I thought there was a phone. Yeah, hold it. Yeah. Yeah. I need a paper towel. Oh my God. I thought there was a paper towel. Get a paper towel. I thought there was a paper towel. No, take your pack, dude.

Yeah. Throw me that paper towel. I got coffee all over myself, no? Is this your coffee? Mm-hmm. Oh man, I didn't get one before this, I should have. Where your early start today, guys. Yeah, no, the Kung Fu tea is really good shit.

Who is it? It's white guys, dude. It's white guys, yeah, it's cool. It's nice to do it. And they dress up in like a robe to make tea. All right, there we go. Good, all right. All right, sorry guys, and it's just, you know, we gotta say,

you know, you guys think we have like a million people working for us, but actually Nick and I, Nick and I actually do most of this ourselves. All right, so the mug is destroyed, but it was a bad one, it was a bad one anyway. This mug is the good one. Now we got more mess here, I'll clean that up for you. All right, maybe a little bit at the bottom of this yet.

Okay. It's amazing the stuff you can get into when you can ever add sex. All right. when you can ever add sex. Is it like an ancient ritual kind of thing? Is that what they're saying? Yeah, it's just like... I'm here to talk about how to brew tea gongfu style. It's involved is to do a quick rinse.

So you... These guys got to in a fast and earth. They like pour it all over this. And the first infusion of a Gong Fu tea method is about 50 seconds. So after you rinse the leaves, you refill your tea pop and you let it sit for about 50 seconds. Yeah, I wish I brought this up when I found this sub-radity because I found this. Yeah, the guy who's too normal, huh? Was that guy too normal or was he a loser? Which one? The one making the go? I'm just trying to find somebody doing it was a loser. Which one? The one making the gong.

I'm just trying to find somebody doing it fast because the video I saw the guy doing, they spill it, they spill the water all over like the table like preparation area. Because it's like, you wanna, it's like a dance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a martial art.

It comes from the invasion of the Mongols, where when fighting didn't work, you had to aggressively make tea. Nice morning session with U-Wong. My guy Wong has a hairline crack running down the side. Oh no. Any suggestions on how to fix? Nice morning, son. My dry gong food set up.

This guy's, oh my god, they suck. That website sucks. Oh These guys oh my god, they suck That website sucks Predated fucking suck it stinks being in the everyone there Being into anything so much writing about anything. Yeah, then you have a kid. They just make everything suck There we are, right? Even a cool thing you can make it I think sock. I mean, I'm like,

hey, even a cool thing. You can make it sock. They just ruined everything. Yeah. My setup for today. Oh my God. Even the ones where they post porn. Yeah.

You just read the comments. Great boob. It's just like they're ruining, they're ruining porn. Great boob's here. Yeah, great boob boobs. Tuesday morning boobs. Oh my god. Like soaking wet.

I didn't really think I spilled that much water. It's okay, dude. It's physical comedy. Yeah. Oh my god. The communities. The communities. It fucking sucks those people.

Everything they write about, and every comment is wrong. Like when they like talk, anytime I've ever read them like write about art in any capacity, they're just wrong. Any movie, they're wrong. Yeah. Every take for some, somehow, where everything's kind of binary on there,

where everything has, it's its either it's like yes now. It's yes or no. So like there's no such thing as subjective opinions. Yes. There's a dominant like authoritative opinion on something. Yeah. And then if you deviate from that on something like holy and essentially subjective.

If you deviate from the authoritative opinion, then you're incorrect. It's like saying, like, if you said, like, I don't like the taste of birthday cake, then on the birthday cake sobriety, I'd be like, can you believe how factually incorrect this man is? Can you believe this? He said he doesn't like it.

But just being like such a like a fucking daffodil about it. I can't believe. Are you fucking serious? Are you? Oh my god. Just being such a like there's no other word other than fact. There's just, there's no, I was trying to find a different word. Just about every, so even sports.

I've like, I read sports reddits and then like, they like, we'll put like a clip of someone like, scoring a touchdown or dunking it. And then guys will just be like, I'm getting hard. Like just talk about like, I'm fully chubbed for this one. Just about a fuck, like, it's not supposed to be sexual. It is crazy. Gong Fu T.

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In Golvati tradition, this first tea is poured out over little fucking figurines. You poured out over little fucking figurines. If we were steeping in one giant pot or mug, you could do that, but then flavor it from the second steep would be mixing with the fragrance from the first steep. You wouldn't be able to tell these differences. Part of the tradition of goal footy is appreciating the tea and all of the different stages of its progression. Here comes a third steep and one of these you could do that with a T-bag. You could do that with a T-bag. If you want your own T-oranges, they're on my site, you can go to link in my bio. I'm in a video with these T-oranges where I said you could steep it 15 times and people are like,

oh, we're at the internet. Oh, who are? Actually, I think I have a friend that's, I think maybe Intina. I just realized. What? I think Ari is Intina. Oh, is he? I don't think he makes a mess. He's a very tidy guy.

He's spilling it everywhere. Where is he so? That's because it's the lightest and it's used to open up the leaves. The seconds keep, you can already see it's already getting darker. As the leaves open up, their fragrance and their flavors start to come out. So you already have good shade darker you can tell the difference already between the left and the right. Now we get into the third steep. This is poor tea. The best tea tea usually I'd say. Yeah, poo air is like a fermented barley tea that these guys love. So a patiently steepable T could do many, many steeps. Check it out, not pal.

So after 11 steeps I can finally try some. But first you gotta get some to the T-Pets and then we're patient. Oh my god. You can hurt the E-Pulse or fruity because of the peel. Great place to start if you want high quality T linked to the Munga. So you get one sip of T. Yeah, one sip of T, half of which you're supposed to spill on toys. Oh, toys.

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oh, but we say it. We say it with O-R-A, I would have been normal. Okay, was it Aura or not? It's Aura, yeah. Aura. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so folks, I think we all know someone who loves taking photos. It's aura. Yeah. Aura. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So, folks, I think we all know someone who loves taking photos.

Now, basic girls. Girls. What these are, you've seen these before. It's a digital picture frame. Your grandma's in love, though. Yeah. This is a gift for grandma, who's, my grandma has Alzheimer's. So, the, the, the, you can't remember shit. So you put the picture in there. It's a new picture. And then, and then she's looking at it and she's, right? So you can't remember shit.

So you put the picture in there. It's a new picture. And then she's looking at it and she's like, what the fuck? And then it swipes and it says, your daughter. Yeah. Right. And then she's like, oh, and then it goes back to the picture and she goes,

what the fuck? And then it says your daughter. She's like, oh, right. And then it goes back to the picture. She goes, what the fuck is right. And then it goes back to the picture. She goes, what the? Who the fuck is this? And then it goes, you're a daughter. Oh, yeah.

I knew that. Yeah, yeah. And then it goes back to the picture and she goes, all right, what the fuck is this? Yeah. What the fuck is this? Bitches have to live that way. Yeah, right.

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It sounds great. Crystal clear display, intelligent photo pairing, and gift ready packaging. Look at this. I would just tear this thing off this part off and Then I would you put this in some wrapping paper that looks and the color it looks like a tiffin It's being bought a boom. Yeah, that's the whole you have to do shit The fucking all the shit else imagine a product where you don't have to remove it from its packaging

Put it in different packaging and then wrap wrap it. And then you're thoughtful. You're a thoughtful son. Instead of like, wow, did this come like this? And you can lie to her because she has all of the time as you can say no. I got a different box. Yes. I got a different gift box so it looks like it.

Because I take presents seriously. Because I take presents seriously. And I'm your grandson. Now, so folks, all of us have a million pictures on our phones, right? And they're just wasting away in there. You know, you're trying to find them scrolling for hours. Wasted away again in Margaritaville.

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Yeah. And guess what? There's a little camera and it's spying on her. So you can either get something nice like this, you can buy some piece of shit off Ali Bob. Yeah, yeah. And guess what? There's a little camera and it's spying on her. Yeah. Yeah. Sending Chinese information on your grandma back to TikTok. No, no. Is this a Jewish person?

Is this what they're trying to get really kind of, yeah, but it's not. I'm just still trying to figure that one out. It's really hard to start. So I got this touch bar panel on the top. That looks good. So you can change. You can do your controls here.

But the happiness starts here right on the screen. Now what I like about this is it connects to an app on your phone rather than having to like, you know, plug a SD card or some shit into it. So cloud-based. Yeah, so on your app, on your phone, smart connected. Right, right? Because the digital picture frames are sort of, I feel like this was a business that they tried too early.

Right, and now with our technology is there. Now with our, it's finally, because this is like a minority report. Minority report has been correct about everything. Really? Yeah, basically every piece of technology of a minority report, like at the time, every year that movie becomes more relevant.

Mm-hmm, you know? Yes, you know what I mean? Yeah, the way he swipes. Yeah, everybody's doing that all the time. That's what you're doing on your little box. Yeah, right. So, you know, they tried the, I'm trying to think of other things,

like the bone phone, a lot of 1980s consumer technology, but people were like, what the fuck is this? What's a bone phone? It's a, I said a headphones that just vibrates your collar bones and creates, you could hear through your skeleton. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen those before. You could hear music through your skeleton. Yeah, there's like, they have Bluetooth headsets

that do that now. Yeah, they're like apparently amazing. Yeah, but that was like, that's famously this thing where they were like, this is, no, we're not there yet. But they're finally here with our frames. We finally have digital picture frames that aren't garbage. Yeah, I mean why else would it be named number one digital frame by wire cutter?

And it's for a good reason. It's easy to set up. They have different frame options You know listen, we all have I've got thousands of these god damn pictures on my phone, you know What am I what the hell am I gonna do with them? I want to show them to my friends. I want to show them my trip to Can't to to Maine That I had to go see the the leaves changing, you know I want to What else?

Nick what's one memorable photo that was shared by you that you absolutely love? It could be from a big event, a vacation, or even a funny random photo. It's me dressed like a gangster from the 1930s in Anatomy. I love that one. Yeah, yeah. You did a whole photo shoot in Cepia.

Yeah. I told you I didn't. And you were with a flapper. It was an engagement photo. Yeah. Yeah. It was his wife, guys. Fucking old West.

Are they still together? I have no idea. He stopped talking to me. But I've been known each other since childhood. Yeah. And then he was a marine. And he went through a rack and he got blown up. And I made fun of veterans online all the time. Oh, so. And last time I talked to him, he was a marine and he went through a rack and he got blown up and made fun of veterans online all the time.

Oh, so... And last time I talked to him, he was like, you know, I know you got your own fucking sense of humor or whatever. But I got blown up. Yeah. And I was like, I was like, dude, don't be a bitch about it. And then, yeah, he never spoke to me again. That was probably 10 years ago now. So listen, one way that Nick can remind himself

to call that guy to apologize all these years later, because you feel bad about it obviously. Yeah, he's a nice guy. You can go on mine. He's like, he was happy at the time. I mean, he ended up just, yeah, got out of, I'm assuming he was at Walter Reed and then moved to somewhere in the middle of Washington

and became a white supremacist. In white supremacist. Yes. In an airplane mechanic. Oh, okay. Yeah, they have a lot of aerospace engineering stuff up there. In any name, my name is wife, yeah, I had like just like three kids immediately. So one way you could remind yourself to call him, make things right, is by putting that old

west picture in your aura frame and then you're walking around your house, you see it, you're like, God dammit, I owe him a call. I've grown up a lot, I respect the troops. But the reality is, that is the key to happiness. If you want your marriage to last, you gotta go get like old West photos. Or, I mean, I've said that before.

I wonder, like, what I've said that before. What the divorce rate is Yeah, sorry speaking That the the marriages that last aren't the ones that they're Ironically picture perfect. Yeah, no you go to a wedding and the fairytale wedding done. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we rented We rented the boat house at the central park for our wedding reception. Yeah. Five years.

Yeah. Topps. Yeah. We're having a Funko pop themed wedding at the Nintendo store in Times Square. That's death to you, Parker. Yeah, death to you, Parker. Which probably would be about 55 years old for both of you. You're not with the lawns. Yeah, no.

You're not. No. But you not. No. But you're dying again. You're dying again. You will be outlived by your toys. You're not living long. But you're not dying a lot. The batteries in your Furby will live longer than 100%.

100%. And that's why you need these to remember. You know what I found is what a couple gets a tattoo of the other person's name, less than a month left. I've seen like six times. Yeah. Less than a month. Well that's like a classic thing.

Yeah. You're saving a failure of relationship. Mm-hmm. Um, guys, I was saying yesterday, I wanted to get my entire ass tattooed to color red. Uh-huh, like a bad moon. Yeah. Yeah.

That'd be funny. Stretting. Yeah. It's scary. It is scary. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be funny. Stretting. Yeah. It's scary. It is scary. It's a lot of money. Because I think I basically spend 50% of every day thinking about how I would have

void being sodomized in prison in the event that I ever got. Yeah. And this is my latest plan is tattooing my entire ass red. Yeah. And then would you do the trapping on the floor and throwing your turds? Yeah, he faced me. He faced me. You also get mandrel style face paint.

Yeah. Oh, like being full ape man. Yeah, and then you walk around on all fours in prison with your pants pulled down. I don't know if that's a good idea. But. But. Yeah. I'm like, oh, we're a frames. We're a frames, yeah.

Guys, the best part is this. It is a real reverse psychology type of move. It's threatening. It's a real reverse psychology type of boot. It's threatening. It's threatening. Yeah. Face blue and blue and red face paint and the red ass. Do that's scary. I'm walking around like moglie.

How is an animal in the natural universe looking like that? A blue face and red ass. That's right, I don't believe it. How did Charles Darwin, how did natural selection, I mean, I don't believe it in evolution. How did that work? No, God was having a fun one with that one. God was like, they're gonna what these guys and they're gonna be assholes. Yeah, they're gonna be thieves. Yeah, they're gonna bang on

your like a car window. Mm-hmm. They're gonna be like, give me money. Yeah, but like you're a fucking you have a red ass. How do you know what money is? Yeah, they're like, just fucking open up. Yeah. And your bitch wife too. Yeah, they do want money. Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're like, they shake people down. Yeah. They're like, just fucking open up. Yeah. And you're bitch wife too. Yeah, they do want money. Yeah, they're like, they shake people down. They throw poo at people. God was having a blast that day. Yeah.

Anyway, do you ever see him at the zoo? They got him at the prospect park too. Yeah. Not mandrels, but baboons. Baboons. Yeah. Such a bizarre monkey. It's a weird thing.

It's a weird thing that exists Was that racist tweet I found what are they saying with the guy? I don't know that or a phrase though You know what I'm talking about right The bungalow That one was we're laughing laughing about that for 48 hours. Yeah, we were just tweet, tweet, the Bunga call. Yeah, that's how it got started. Bunga call.

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Ironically, I think the only type of history I can remember is black history. Yeah. What did George Washington, I mean, it couldn't have just been peanut butter. Because I don't remember who regular George Washington is, but I remember George Washington Carver. Really?

Yeah. Regular George Washington was, he was the father of the country. Are we done with that? Okay, so he was a scientist. Yeah. We done with our frames, we said the call to action. I did it, yeah. I don't know how they call it that.

A call to action. Okay, so yeah, he was like an agricultural scientist, so he developed new crops, alternative crops to cotton and methods to prevent soil depletion. But why do people just talk about peanuts? Because that's the easiest thing to say. But he did sweet potatoes too.

Yeah, well, they say, oh, he invented peanut butter, which is just not true. Yeah, it can't be true. Yeah. In 1941, Time Magazine dubbed Carver the Black Leonardo. What does that mean? Like the Caprio? Like the Vizcri.

Oh, oh, Blackly. And he called him the Blackly in order of Decaprio. He was called the Blackly in Ardo. I guess because he was kind of a... A Zionist. Jack of all trades. He was a Zionist. Um...

What is...what's a... Relationship? What is what's a relationship? What he oh he was a he was a proper blurred Was he I think he didn't get pussy until he was 40 Wow They got it from he was courting a a woman named Sarah Hunt Who is a school teacher

and elazza for three years. He probably, oh, no, I think he was probably gay. No, okay. Yeah, yeah. He was an intern at all. You ever see that British guy that they they like mentioned as being like probably had autism and then he got, he got his body to like stuffed and he's in a museum just sitting in a chair.

Who the the better dick to come or batch the the math guy? No, they the not Alan Turing that some other some autistic British guy that was like the from like the Asian hundreds. He had himself his body body stuffed and preserved. He was like a, what do you call it? Like one of those, he was like a lawyer or something. Yeah, yeah. But he was into, he was probably into chronology and like,

I don't know if he was measuring. Wait, it used to be, what, what, people used to be obsessed with measuring like a body parts. Like out, like a, that used to, you could fancy yourself a scientist that way. I mean, phrenology. Yeah. But beyond that, like not even in the racist way, that used to just like what's it called? I sound so stupid right now. Yeah. Fuck. Anatomy. Yeah. Phrenology. Like fucking Leonardo da Leonardo da Vinci like the guy the guy doing a jumping jack the

Vitruvian man, people like that's amazing because it's so This the proportions are so perfect to a real human My friend we were Me and my friend were on aol instant messenger. We were like a chat room, so when we were like 11, me and my cousin. Cyber. We were trying to cyber. And we asked for, if anyone had pictures of boobs, and someone said it's that, it's a bit trivial.

Yeah, you cite that as a reference, like a lot. Well, that's kind of like, because I learned it at like maybe 11 years old. And then my friend Phil, who's my roommate in college, literally the same thing happened to him on aim. Someone said him the same thing. Someone said if this is probably this old pedophile sending boys, trying to see boobs, the Vitruvian men.

Whatever. I'm fucking exhausted, dude. From what? I don't know, I just, I slept like shit last night. I remember anatomy. I literally couldn't open my eyes this morning. That's how fucking dry they get now. My eyes were like stuck shut.

Really? Yeah. Do you have to put water on them? I don't know, I gotta go to the fucking... To op the mall, just... You probably should just pee in your own eyes. Yeah, right. First thing, like an Eskimo.

Drinking piss is back fully. There's a ton of like a TikTok health influencers that are like, you gotta drink your piss. That's what I mean, it's like they fuck all the shit. They're like, TikTokers, they all love a psalm of in-law. They drink Pepe. They literally drink Pepe. Yeah.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah, they're calling people, narcissists and by BPD, drinking piss and discovering Osama bin Laden at a 23 years old. You're right. And let me tell you, if you're a TikTok guy and you like Osama bin Laden, Osama bin Laden sucks. Yeah, not a cool guy.

Not a cool guy. Oh, there's a guy. Now, we'll tell you about a different fella from the same era, Mr. Saddam Hussein, actually pretty cool. Actually pretty cool. Really cool.

Actually a cool guy. Really cool. Actually a cool guy. Really cool. Yeah. He had a son-in-law and sort of fake. Yeah, he was a rich guy. He was a trust fundee. Well, he was also just a man in disguise. He was a CIA operative.

It was, like I've said before, I've been on the record. It was Scotty Pippin.A. operative. It was, like I've said before, I've been on the record. It was Scotty Pippin. Yeah. It fully, like, never seen them in the same room. He also looked, him and Obama look very similar. I don't see that as much. He just, he was just like Obama with fillers. Yeah.

Have you seen his son before? Osama's son? He's awesome. Well, that's like people are posting his videos. He's like, he lived in America. Everybody just gets everyone's sons to be like, my dad does bad actually. Well, he, they've posted videos of that to be like,

see, no, he's got like dreads and stuff. Yeah. You knew sons loved him, Saddam Hussein. Uday? Uday and who dad? Oh, that's cool. Yeah, he's like from the Matrix. He's from Zion.

That's true. That is very much a Matrix sequel. He's from Zion, yeah. Yeah, he's awesome. Who day and who'd out who's saying? Have you seen that video of Osama? The coolest thing he ever did was that video of him singing poker face.

Osama, the line. Yeah. I don't... Do you remember they hacked the... Did you see his letter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no way this thing's fucking real. The letter?

Yeah. Why? Because everyone's saying it's very reasonable, right? Well, it's not very reasonable. It just has all these things in there that are like... It's like, oh, you're responsible for climate change. It's real. Yeah, he doesn't fully suck, dude.

I don't want to be a TikTok tweed, but I don't think that's a song. It's it's it's real. They found it at a at a bottom bot Or a jalala bot or whatever. I always confuse them but dancing and singing like that is like, it's Muslim style. What is that? What is that? What is it? Caffir?

Haram. That's Haram. Yeah, totally it's Haram. You can't listen to any. That's a bit of milk. Caffir is a yogurt drink. That's good for your gut biome. Yeah, all right.

Very good. No, no. Do you remember they like they hacked, you can't do that shit dude, it's a few fear they this computer, bro. They hacked a sod's iTunes and he he'd listen to LMFAO. I'm sexy and I know it like Like 10,000 times in like a span of like two years It was his number one most played song. That's what I mean. It's like the CIA creates music like that,

so people know it's bad. And then they lie and say that Osambin Lodin was listening to it. I think poker face is a good song, firstly. Yeah, but LMFAO is bad. I think that it's just like, I don't want to, maybe this is an appeal for peace, right? Yeah, okay, Snoop's fact check, false. It's not Osambin Lodin, maybe this is an appeal for peace, right? Yeah, okay, snope fact check, false. It's not something long.

It's 100%. It doesn't even look like a something long. It's 100%. Oh, something been a lot. What does snope say? False, it's fake. So who is it then? The video is created by Allison Jackson, an artist and photographer known for using local

likes to depict famous celebrities and politicians in compromising situations. It's 100% real. We've previously covered some of our other works such as this fake photograph of Bill Clinton getting a massage. Or this image of President Donald Trump getting a spray tan. That's real. Allison Jackson, she sounds like a... Like she has an album with with Amy Lou Harris or something. She sounds like a new country star.

She's just Alan Jackson, that's what I'm saying. Well, I can't believe I've been tricked once again by the fucking internet. I cannot believe it. Okay, Osama Lansuk. So we're back on that, he sucked. Wait, hold on. So you know that video of the, it's on Twitter, this just popped up in the recommend

or top articles on snubs. What is it? The video of Israeli children singing some song about annihilating everyone in Gaza? Yeah. Yeah. It's like is this a real video of this on Sumpz? Is this a real video of Israeli children singing?

We will annihilate everyone in Gaza. The video was allegedly posted and deleted by Khan. And then they just don't say whether it's true or not. Really? Yeah. Is that how Snotes works? They just don't say whether or not Really, yeah Is that how snopes works? I don't know what snopes is is that like is it independently fact check doors are like a community It's like for us first of all there's no like

Fact check fact checking. There's those snopes institute at Harvard University or something fact checking is all bullshit anyway Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's for nerds. It's for losers and nerds. Yeah, but I mean, even if you look at snopes, it's like did a rack have, it was conservative, that ran it, it'd be like, the US government lied about WMDs in Iraq,

and it would say false, and then you would read it, and it would say, you can't say that, yeah, you can't say that bad intelligence is the equivalent of lying. So they'll focus on one thing, they'll say, well, you can't say that they lied. Right, you know.

But is it like Wikipedia where it's like just like, like, you know, populated by, No, no, no, they have like a, They have a team. Yeah, they have a, a staff. Um, yeah. Yeah, they have a staff. Yeah, the worst one is Kora. Have you been on there? Kora is like just like the same tone as like reddit guys being like

Not today. I don't know about that buddy. I don't know about that, buddy. I don't know. Core doesn't load on my phone. Really? You're blocked. Yeah, I think so. I use like ad blockers.

Oh, I thought that maybe you were harassing them. Your early troll days. No, no. No, you did Yahoo answers. That was your magnum opus, I remember. That was not my magnum opus. It was beautiful. You remember what I did.

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if you'd go to the last page and fun questions that we're about to expire with no answer yet, like the only answer is automatically selected as the top answer and then there are our codes. So you just find unanswered questions, post any answer. And then you're a top. And then if you do that, like,

fucking if you just like do that, you can get a top contributor badge. Like a star. Yeah, you become like a moderator basically. I mean, you can't change content. If you're asking if it's easier to be a lawyer in England? Yeah, right. Yeah.

And so I got like, I want to be a lawyer. Mm-hmm. Oh man, that's really funny. When you show me that. All right, anyway, I think that's the show. Know it, right Adam? That's just about it.

That's just about it for us guys. I gotta go to the airport soon today Have a great time with your families. Go ahead and tell your parents. They're fascist And tell them that they should tell them you're That they pay they paid for your NYU, but There's still bad people. All right. See you guys. Bye You're still bad people. All right, see you guys. Bye.