The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Episode 31

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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Hello and welcome. That's Adam's classic line. Everybody, how you doing? It is November 30th, 2023. Sorry, I'm sure that sounds bad. I thought I was... if you pay a few, Patron subscriber you saw me on Monday, I seemed like I was on the mend,

and now I've taken a turn for the worst with this cold. It's researched, but let's go to camera one real quick. You'll notice Adam is not here, so, but we gotta get this one going because he has to do it. Was his Q&A is tonight 730s got an engagement so all right Let's see if I can get this going here the stopwatch

Stopwatch start there we go okay get this This thing going here on my own. Welcome everybody to Adam Friedland's show, regular podcast, the Adam Friedland show podcast, the regular podcast, this comes out Wednesdays or this week Thursday because I was sick and bad yesterday so we pushed it till Thursday. And if you enjoy the Adam Friedland show podcast,

which is not the Adam Friedland show, which is a talk show that I am not on even though I Play a character with my name That's a fictional version of myself Very similar to what I do on this show when Adam is here, but now did right now. This is the real me and So I was thinking about like you know the first time you come when you're like 12 or 13 or some people 17 years old that's also normal if it takes that long before you, you, you,

you, but the first time you put the come under your pillow and then your dad and mom come in the room and they eat the come and they leave money. I was thinking about that. So that's how you know it's me here, not playing a character. But I'm kind of glad Adam's out of the room because I'd like to have a sincere and earnest moment with the audience. I know that many of you dislike it when I do that. But, you know, it's been a wild ride the last seven years being pulled out of comedy obscurity by probably the most low effort thing that I've ever done, I guess creatively,

which was the Comtown podcast, to be, you know, that find myself now in middle age, trying to piece together a career with this talk show, whatever it is, what it, that we're doing. But then also stand up, which is now blown up. Stand up is in this bizarre, and there are a lot of, you know, people are very talented, but I don't know, I don't know, it's because of the pandemic or what. There's all of this I don't know, because of the pandemic or what, there's all of this money and stand up right now, so it'd be dumb not to be doing it.

And so I have a special coming out that I've decided that it will just come out this Sunday. We're gonna put it out this Sunday, we're probably gonna do some sort of like live. We're gonna put, I'm gonna put effort into making sure that I promote the thing and do it the right way. So I don't lose the $60,000 I spent bringing my friends to Denver to get drunk and shoot the thing with. So it will come out this Sunday.

We'll probably do something like, I figured out the YouTube live stream leading up to it. And I don't feel like we've ever asked the audience much. You may think of that way. Some of the more hardcore older come town guys might think that we've demanded of you that you listen to the show or that we've taken something from you. But the reality is, is we've provided a lot of content over the years, some of which you might have hated,

but it was free for the most part. And now it's my turn to ask a favor of some of the more dedicated people that have been around for a long time who might be sort of anti-social, might be sort of angrier people. But they're obsessed with the show, and they've paid attention to it for years, and they probably know where me and Adam live, and have threatened us in the DMs, and those things. But I want to speak to those guys in particular,

and I shouldn't name names, but I mean, fuck, Hassan Piker, now it's your turn to help us. And if you can help get the word out about the special and the live stream that we'll have, we'll do leading up to its launch on Sunday, it's up, it's past all the monetization checks, which I'm told by our YouTube guy who himself was a member of the Comtown community prior to us bringing him on board to help us figure out how to post videos. He's going to help us figure out how to do the live stream and we'll be doing that, but this is a sincere appeal to the come town guys that like the, I have both of them, so I've been speaking into it.

I've been, if you could, while I'll be doing Tim's podcast with Lewis on Friday, and then that's, I'm pretty much tapped out as far as favors go. In terms of who I can ask to help promote. But yeah, I don't know. It would be probably a huge disappointment and embarrassment if this just ends up being a shitty video we posted to the channel and then, you know,

I'm like barely selling out a 100 seat comedy club in six months when now I've just burned this material. Because honestly, if I didn't do this, I could have just kept doing this shitty hour forever until no one comes to the shows anymore. Well everybody, Adam. Folks, Nick is a very humble person. I think you guys have known him for years, but he is offering you an invitation and RSVP

to an event. You're right, you're hands shaking. I'm a little bit, I'm fine. There's been a detective. I probably have early Parkinson's, but yeah. There's a detective that's been calling out I'm in harassing him. Yes, detective.

It's a dumb shoot. It's a child gum shoe, kind of like a cam janssen. He keeps showing up with a manila envelope and it's got pictures of his girlfriend's breast in it. Black and white photos. Yes. So wet from his dark room. Yes.

Yes. Why is it, what's with the red light? Why is a red light making a picture? Ginsburg's feeling, no, no, I mean, is this a dark room right now because we developed photographs here? I don't know. It's technically dark in a dark room.

Ginsburg was like, dude, what if I was so random right now? And then, he was like, Ginsburg, Ginsburg came in today. You weren't here, but he was like, I've been getting really into invaders, Jim, and I thought, what if I did something just so random with the lights? He did just get a septum piercing too.

Yeah, yeah. He's fucking random. He is random. He's quantum. You think that like, whatever it whatever it was like 3000 years ago, there was like a Jewish guy that was so random. And he was like, dude, what if we did circumcisions? You know, Jesus Christ was kind of...

What if that was random? What if we, how random would that be? Yeah, I don't know when they started that trend, but... I was started with Abraham. I guess yes. He had to do it at 400 years old, right? That is the first thing God, the circumcision is the first thing

that established for these freaks killing each other over the same time. I don't know, but it's like Marvel Cinematic Universe from like, but it's not even good. No, in the Bible, like God goes to Abraham and he's like, all right, go here, go here. Yeah, kill yourself. Not even the kill yourself comes later., all right, go here, go here. Kill yourself. No, not in the, kill yourself and comes later.

Just go here, go here, go here. Now, the penis. Yeah, and he's like, all right, now cut off your penis and your son's penis and your slave's penises. And then, and then me and you were fucking boys forever. That's, oh, you just got me picking my nose on the fucking Ginsburg. Can we get, we're not live.

Are we live right now? Yeah, we're live streaming. You saw, okay, folks, all right. Nick has been my friend. And not live streaming. It would be green if we were live streaming. Okay, good. Nick has been my friend for, I think maybe 12 years now, 13 years.

And I've known him to be the most salt of the earth, the most humble guy in the world. He's probably telling you, please watch the special, it's crummy. Folks, folks, folks. We are offering you an invitation to the Kennedy assassination. What, to the moon land?

Well, what I would like, what I would like, just if you could please help me sincerely, not embarrass myself with this special. That's a good, that is very nice of you. You know if your family hates it, show it to your family. Show it to your family. What do you have to lose if your family sees it? And do it on different phones, and so we can get a higher view count right so

so have like six phones going at once and i'll tell you what the first the first million views no everybody gets a hasbola t-shirt no you're putting yourself in a new no nicknames no they may be that it's a satirical very with ok folks we're not pro-terrorism. Okay, fine. The first million get it. How could you even accomplish that?

What do you mean? How could you track everyone's addresses down? Well, I printed them on Guilden's. So, Guilden heavies. Yeah. And that's always funny when I was making T-shirts. Like, these are the cheapest shirts, but they're like thick.

Yeah, yeah. Like they don't form fit your body at all. Yeah, yeah. And so when I was printing shirts, I got like nice athletic shirts, the print shirts. I don't know if people would appreciate that more, but because it's like a come town audience, I got nothing but like angry fat guys that are like,

use gildin' heavies. You have to use the, why are you selling any shirts and four X? Yeah, why can you just write your name on a burlap sack? You you are ridiculous. I need a snuggie that I can wear to Walmart Folks as a shirt folks. We're offering you an invitation To a world event. Okay, and Sunday evening. It's what 7 p.m Nicholas, huh, do you have that picture on your watch? Which one? No, show them on your watch, the picture. This is a

background on my watch. It's a nice picture of me. Punching on that right here. It's a three. It's on my phone also. This, I'm going to use this as the poster for the three. So my phone also. I'm gonna use this as the poster for the tour. The tour is branded. Ginseng, what are you doing? You're being so random right now. Just get back in there. This guy's so fucking random. I mean, it's a picture of me right now.

It's a funny picture. All right. It's a really funny picture. It's a picture of me right now. It's a funny picture. All right. It's a really funny picture. It's a really good picture. God. So this is gonna be the, this is a little, as they say in the county world, a little inside base. You told them the name of the special?

You know the dragon. You're the dragon. It's actually the name of the special is actually Year of the Dragon. There was miscommunication between me and Steven. And he titled it The Year of the Dragon. It's actually the name of the special is actually year of the dragon. There was miscommunication between me and Steven Uh-huh. Any title did the year of the dragon? It's bullshit. But it's uh, so I Guess we're just gonna call it. You'll see the title the title is wrong when you can't get the word the out of it at this point out at this point No, no, it's already been uploaded and guys. I think my friend Steven has a drinking problem. Okay

What the heck is that? I don't know, but these guys don't know Stephen, he's a private citizen. He's a civilian. He's not a... He's not a dancer of the skies like ourselves. I've been reimagining myself as a... I've been reimagining myself as a World War I fighter ace. Yes.

You could just decide in your head to be whoever you want. I've been reimagining myself as a World War I fighter ace. Yes. Right there. You could just decide in your head to be whoever you want. That's true. Yeah. If you use your menace. That's really kind of what this Israel-Palestine war has taught me more than anything. Right. Well, you see people argue all the time about like, well, actually they were here for us,

but they had a different name. And these people were here for us, but you got a little bit of genetic testing. The 23 and me. If that, if really getting into the weeds with all of this doesn't just completely destroy the idea of essentialism in your head, then you're not obsessed. Essentialism. Like that there are essential qualities in something that are innate within them. Okay. You know, there is no such thing as an Israeli or a Palestinian or a Jew, even for that matter. No, it doesn't exist. It's like these are, they're conscious. Everything

is a construct. Okay, sure. So in the same way that you were Jewish, I am a World War One fighter pilot, Ace. A dancer of the sky, if you will. And you're laughing because you know it's true. The humor, the humor, the laughter is the nature's polygraph. That's how you know something's true. If you get somebody laugh at it. Yeah, they laughing because they know. Yes. My man laughing because he know.

My man laughing because he know. It is the deaf comedy jam, Maxim. They teach in universities all over the world. Yes okay so I accept that that you could that you could identify as a dancer of the sky I mean identity is the social constructs and it's fluid and you see this Mark Marin shitting all over this Matt Rife guy. I was hoping for our boy i don't know i i feel bad for mat rife at this point now he's doing great i know he's making a lot of money but my sister was telling me that tiktok is

mad at him right now because what is opening jokas misogynistic well i hope tiktok does not see my special well i i've looked in my like follow metrics on Instagram, 89% male, but Zoe said that Matt Rive is the opposite. It's all girls and he opened with a woman beating joke. What's the joke? I don't know. You already told her twice, that classic.

It was kind of a you already told her twice. Me as you saw him, if your wife's in the end, and you're slapping her around, how do you know when you hit it too much? Because you can't see the bruises or what? Yeah, it's something like that. Is that all right? Is that the joke?

That verbatim, that is what Matt Rife said. And I'm like, Matt Rife, you don't talk that way. Why are you doing this the old time? I've never been. We're talking about the Chinese insurance company, Matt Rife. Matt Rife? You have a Matt Rife insurance? Yeah, we work, we have Snoopy, he's a... So that's why people are mad at him. I just saw some daily news. He's a lot of female fans because he's a real hottie and I guess they're...

He's just a little bit of a like our boy Maddie, you know. And they have the same name too. Yeah. Yeah, I asked him, I sent it to Tim, final check. I said to Tim, I said, look, if you tell me this is dog shit, I'll delete it right now. What do you say? He said, I think it's great.

I watched part of it. So. He thinks it's bad. Yeah. I watch, I just watched part of it, so. What part did he watch? I don't know, I don't care. Fuck it.

If it does bad, it's everyone's fault, but mine. Can I try your gloves? They're leather? Yeah. Do you feel like a rental, James Simpson? Well, I feel like a world where we're on a fight or race. You have the hat. Why don't you put the hat on?

I have them wearing the hat. No don't you put the hat on? I have him wearing the hat. No, but you have the pilots hat. Well, it goes with the goggles. Yeah, but that's at least he's honest. Tim? Yeah. So just text them back, say so it's bad. No, I mean, that's, it means, that's a, Tim is an honest, Tim wouldn't bullshit.

No, Tim would say. That's why you said I only watched part of it. He's not gonna be like a lie and say I watched the whole thing. Yes, that's true. Tim would be like, I watched enough of it that I think this is fine. Yeah, yeah. It's good.

It's all right. It's a good special. It's all right. Most stand-up specials are bad. And this is one of the few good ones. At first of all, that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It literally doesn't matter.

What matters is that it does well enough that I don't embarrass myself. Yeah, but you have to have an ambition like one day. I'm trying to look like a fucking idiot. You want to put out a pimp chronicles of your own at one point, right? A pimp chronicles?

I'm just saying one of the finest comedy specials of all time, you want to make your opus at one point, you know? I just want to make retarded movies with Patreon money. This is one. I wanna live a little longer, I guess. Is that where it's a stupid movie or the entire cast and crew are mentally?

Where I have, yes. Everyone involved in the creative decisions is severely mentally ill. What if you did like a reverse ringer, where it's, This is my idea that I pitched to Steve O. You did. A reverse ringer. Yes. Which is what? Which is the guy with Down Syndrome where it's um... This is my idea that I pitched to Steve O. You did? Yeah.

A reverse ringer. Yes. Which is what? Which is a guy with Down Syndrome pretends to be a Chinese national so that he can go to. Oh, that wasn't my idea. My idea was that they just have regular jobs and stuff.

They make no mention of the fact that they have Down Syndrome or something. They just go to the office. Bye, bye, sell them. That was also my idea. The office. When did you say that? The office, but there's a guy.

I added that video that I found there's like a British documentary about, uh-huh, about some guy with Down syndrome that has a job in an office. Oh, and then I just cut in shots of Jim from the office. When was that? It was like 10 years ago.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My favorite one of you. You're like, this is where I put the mail. You're Chinese, like. You're Chinese, like. Your turn is the prano video from like 12 years ago was one of my faves, the bad parenting. Yeah, the one where he was kissing AJ.

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That's a smart money play right there. We're back. We're back. And we are, oh fuck. I don't know where to buy it, dude. I'm trying to wipe those dandruff off my shirt here. Okay, so yeah, we're back. What's, it's almost December. Fuck.

And there's reason to believe. It's almost December. Fuck. And there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last, but the line isn't, it's almost December. It's been, it's been, it's been almost December. And there's a reason to believe. Long. Did you just vape? What's coming on your mouth?

Oh, I didn't see that there. It's an NEX. This one looks pretty cool. Nintendo NEX. Yeah. Um, yes, the counting grows. What have we got? White drens for the new year, 2024, the two of us as as friends. Yeah, my hair's long enough. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, maybe that could be the little cool yo braid day. I would do box braids kind of. Yeah. I think it's a little coolio braid thing. I would do box braids, kind of. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a little bit of a Travis Scott. Do we get shells, dude? I would love to do like kind of a rust dust eye. I would love to. What if we just became blurreds, 2002 era blurreds, Mark Echo, best shell braids? That would be the fucking best, bro.

Yeah. And just make no mention of it, ain't it? Yeah, never bring it up. Just get into arguments on the phone, on the street with someone just shouting. Talk about it in the main and street fighter too. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we need a change, folks. You know, Nick and I are desperate for a change. And, It's blurred, it's blurred to think the matrix is real. Yeah, a lot of people think that change comes from the inside out. We happen to think it comes from the outside in. You know, sometimes you can judge a book by its.

Well, that's right. I mean, there's no difference between the outside and the inside. Right. That's how you can be a World War one. By who says I'm not a fucking history book? Who wrote that? So I would never say you're not. I would never.

Some asshole. Yeah. No one's alive from that. Well, you don't even know World War one happened. Yeah. I have is that they can't be. I, you don't even know World War I happened. Yeah. I have, is that, they can't be alive. I'm gonna be a World War I denier.

What year do you think the last guy from World War I died? Let's do a little guessy. 1997. Sounds good. No. I'll say 1996. There has to still be one of them. Because there was like civil war veterans dying in like the 70s.

There's a grandchild of President John Tyler is alive. Who's the president before Lincoln? That's crazy. Yeah. So they like, they would go see grandpa, a fucking president in 18 and fucking 20. They, and they're like going around, they have like an iPhone? Yeah, they had an iPhone back then, yeah. No, I mean, now they're living and they have an iPhone. Now they're iPhones, yeah. And when they were a kid, they would go see, they've said they've been alive for 200 years.

I think it was, he had 16 kids, or maybe I'm making this up. I don't have my phone, but look it up. I can't, I'm wearing gloves. Well, give me your phone, then. Let me see the gun with the I don't have my phone, even. Look it up. I can't. I'm wearing gloves. Well, give me your phone then. Let me see the gun with the gloves. Give me your phone then. No. No, because then-

You have your own phone. No, with the gloves, I don't feel comfortable with you holding a gun. Why? Because then no one could trace the murder back here. All right, all right, don't be ridiculous. You could wipe, no, whatever. You could wipe these-

What is this? Fucking weight, weight, don't tell me. You could wipe the data. It's a- But they're good being. fucking weight weight don't tell me you could wipe the data But they're good being Did you find the copy by the way for that thing yes You said it again. I can send it to again. No send it to him. Yeah First tell me who suck the president's dick. Monica Lewinsky. Yeah. But first you're gonna, I'm Bob Woodward. Okay. First you fucking

slut. Tell me how to Bill Clinton's penis taste. I'm gonna, I'm gonna park in garage in 1998. I'm Bob Woodward and the other guy. I wonder what he wrote. Bob Woodward and the other guy. Bob Woodward and the other guy. Bob Woodward and Rainman. What was the other guy? Deep throat. No. That was the girl who told the story, but Bob Woodward and it's Deep throat.

Bernstein. Woodward and Bernstein. Yeah, so. And they were getting gutt off. They were in the parking garage. They were getting gutt off in the garage. And they're meeting with Deep throat and they say, tell me who

Fuckin suck the Bill Clinton's dick or I'll kill you Mm-hmm on behalf of the news. I will fucking end your life. They broke that goddamn story I'll send it to you now against Burke say so and look up president John Tyler's grand kid Do you know that there are giant tortoises that were alive during the Civil War? That are still alive. Ginsburg, can I text it to you? I have to forward you the email.

I thought that was. Yes, that was either. Why the fuck are you not on this email Yeah, it's anti-Semitism. I'm gonna accuse them of that to Ginsburg All right, I said I'd see you Yeah, you said anti-Semitic tortoises.

There are, yeah, I think there are. The Jews kind of copied the hat from turtles. Two turtles of hats? Yeah, they go inside. Oh, that you're saying that's a giant keeper? Kind of looks like it. They're like, oh no, it's too sunny out. Oh no, I know what that is part of this.

Did they even need does for protection? I mean, it's so funny because it's like, no one's trying to do that. No animals, no animals like, mmmm, maternal. They probably have predators. They really don't. What are you talking about? And it's not because of the shell,

it's like it looks like a little old man's penis. If you had the option, if science told you, I could give you that. I'm a condor and what I wanna eat is the men's locker room from the Chinatown YMCA. That's what I wanna eat. If you could get a shell and just have it installed

and then just slip inside, you come home, your wife's telling a boring ass story about the bitch at work, then you just go into your shell. That would be awesome. I would opt for shell. You went giant antlers. So you say shit like that and it's like,

I don't think you've ever thought a woman's told a boring story to you. Any time, like any girlfriend you've ever had, they're like, oh my God. So you know my friend, you're my friend Becky, you're like, yes, the one that's friends with Claire and Olivia. And then, no, this is, I'm not like that.

100% you, and they're like, yes, of course I know Becky. And then like, anyway, so Olivia told me that Jamie, it's like, oh, Jamie, from fucking, you're like, no, all these women that you're whoever you're dating because it's network of friends. It's not true. No, it is true.

I literally got yelled at the other day because I forgot this girl that was mean to her. And then you're like, what happened with Olivia's cousin's abortion? Didn't you say that the guy was only offering half the money? That's so fucked up. That's, oh my God. To hear about Olivia's cousin being treated like that

in 2023. Yeah, that's so fucked up. Oh my God. I don't know. Is Olivia still shoplifting? No, he's lying. I don't know girl stuff. I don't know girl stuff.

You know all that shit. I don't know girl stuff. I don't know girl stuff. Whereas a woman talks to me, I just start letting out a stream of urine in my pants until she knows exactly who owns this territory. You're a dog? Pretty much.

No, why not? But you, I could be if I wanted to. I would be a dog. You would be a cat. No. Of course you would. You'd be a homosexual that's plotting, you know. You're a master's death. No, no, no, no. You'd be a homosexual that's plotting your master's death.

No, no, no, no. You'd be like, leave me alone. Leave me alone. I'm not gonna say that. You're only saying that because I expose the truth about you and your girlfriend. No, I'm a dog. I'm being like,

You're a girl news that you know about. I don't know girl news. First of all, girl news is not about their friends. Girl news is about when you wake up and they're like, a baby committed suicide today. And I'm like, what is the news that you're reading? Just morbid crap that they read constantly. I've had to tell her to stop telling me girl news.

She starts her day by, oh, a baby committed suicide. A baby got a gun and killed itself. We're like, why? That's not the news. I didn't get a gun. He jumped out of a building. You know the baby? Yeah, so you're a more girl than me. The air clapping story, everybody knows that.

That baby, he'd had enough. Yeah, fuck. My dad was air clapping. Really? And I said if my dad was air clapping, I wouldn't do it. Yeah, my dad could shred. My dad couldn't shred. That baby didn't know how lucky he was.

My dad, if my dad could shred the blues and was suspicious of immigrants uh... polluting british society i would i would be honored you know he hates immigrants does he? yeah apparently in the seventies there's a good he was on stage and he went on racist randith like if you're fucking Jamaican

get the fuck out of the of the crowd can you imagine them just cut to the crowd, and there's a guy with the biggest Jamaica, it's like, banana, they have in six flags. And he's like, oh. Okay. I was about to watch Eric Clapton. My favorite guitar, man.

He hates immigrants, yeah. That's kind of a... Oh my God, oh my God, I enjoy Eric Clapton now. It's funny also because he plays like Delta Blues, like guitar. Yeah. You know, not to say that he's, yeah, I mean, it is black style, you know,

but he's like a god on rants about preserving British culture, whilst drunk. So take that Eric Clapton. Yeah. You fucking bastard. Anyways guys, we got this special coming out on Sunday. We're gonna do a live stream. It'll be, we'll bring some friends in.

I'm gonna get some pizzas. We'll get another camera set up in the office. Mm-hmm. Maybe we'll have Adam out here doing something and then I'll be in there. I'm gonna be in the office camming. We can go back and forth. We can set up a camera also and I can put another camera.

We have the setup now I can put a camera in the equipment room also. We can put cameras all over this place and just have like a sort of like a big brother. Real world. Yeah, like a reality TV thing. And your character on real world is gonna be like a reality TV. Yeah, and your character in real world is going to be like, I'm the one that's fucking I know you shit about all the other girls during

during the confessionals. What are you talking about? I'm not even friends with girls. Yeah, your friends with all every single friend of yours. I'm my character will just be jacking off on night vision camera the entire time. I'm gonna sleep all day long and then all night long I'm just beating off on night vision camera just my eyes like a cat. I can't see anything I'm just jacking off. Dude we got actually this is fun making plans for our big live streaming extravaganza. Yeah. We're gonna get some balloons. Yeah. We'll get some helium, some balloons. We should have like a little, like some MMA, like fight, like influencer fights.

Yeah, that's cool. Louis style. We'll get like KSI to fight destiny or something. Mm-hmm. Those are some guys that are... KSI. KSI is the black guy, right? He's from England.

Yeah. And he's the most popular YouTuber? He's really popular. Yeah. Number one, that's nice to see. That's sort of like the Barack Obama of the internet world. I would like to see Eric Clapton, what he thinks about that, huh? Yeah.

Eric Crackerton. Yeah. Freakin' in the honky ass. Clap a clerkship. Eric andackerton. Yeah, freaking and honky ass. Clap a, a clap chips. Eric and Morty. Yeah, Eric and freaking Morty. Freakin, freaking. Clap um, more like Eric don't clap then.

Yeah, don't, Eric, please clap then because you're mid Romney. Mid, you're mid Romney. You're, um, you're mid Romney. We're jet bush. It was jet bush, please clap. because you're Mitt Romney. Mitt, you're Mitt Romney. You're Mitt Romney. We're Jeb Bush, it was Jeb Bush, please clap. You're Jeb. You're the fucking Jeb Bushito. Yeah.

More like Eric fucking like a clap, clap light. Eric Clap, clap up. All right, yeah, whatever. Sorry. What's wrong, what's going on? I thought when I was a kid that as an adult, I would definitely have a clap, light.

I was like, when I'm a grown up, I'm definitely gonna have one of those in my house. I mean, yeah, I have the Siri lights, it's even better. I just warranted one of them. This is so pimped. I just warranted one of them. Yeah. And that's gotta be the fun,

cause you know, it's like anything else, you gotta call center in the light bulb. Yeah, so I have to like call the Philippines to get them to send me a new light bulb. What is it, $40? They're $50. Those are like colored lights. They're $50. Yeah. Those are like colored lights.

They're broke after like two years, which you know, I mean, that's unacceptable. It is unacceptable. For a $50 light, but then charge normal light bulb prices. If you expect me to replace them, you're a man of principle. Yeah.

Well, whatever, I don't think, I keep getting like recommended all of these YouTube videos that are like watch cops try to arrest the fucking, like an undercover FBI agent or like, you know, watch the lady cop gets owned for not understanding the fucking law. And I'm like, just I sit and I'm addicted to them. You wanna watch them?

Yeah, I'll just watch, it's like, it's like a 45 minute body cam video. Yeah. And it's always the same. There's only like a couple watch, it's like, it's like a 45-minute body cam video. Yeah. And it's always the same. There's only like a couple of ways cops can like, fuck up a traffic stop. Which is what? They can do their gun out.

Yeah, they'll ask for ID before they fucking, you know, like tell you what the thing is. They'll knock on the glass with the gun. That's a pre-pin move. I would do that if I was a kid. Yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They do, they put it to their dick, and they're like, I swear to God, if you don't give me your registration, I'm gonna shoot my cock off. That'd be a psycho move, huh? I wanna get an airbrush shirt of Michael Brown and George Floyd in heaven, in the clouds looking down like Mufasa,

but they're watching Kramer perform at the comedy store. That's very good. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. And then it says dream achieved. Yeah. Like they were saying with Obama. Yeah.

Yeah. That's pretty funny. She's just like the message that is so, it doesn't make any sense. Dream a cheer. Yeah, yeah. Their dream was that they wanted to see cranberry they stand up who was they were alive during the comedy story incident.

Michael Brown might have not been. No, I think they were both alive. Michael Brown would have been a baby. Oh, yeah. He would have been alive. He wouldn't have been a baby. Oh yeah. He would have been allowed. He wouldn't have been allowed in the comedy store. No. I feel like popular media that we consumed as kids was that like James Bond style guys had those those things the clap light. No I remember just being a joke on sitcoms. No it was like if you're like you're about to get some pussy you're like wowing her with your clap light.

Who had a clap light? I don't know, that was the impression that it left them. It's so rarely see you without your glasses. It's like, huh? Is it ugly? Shaggy content. Yeah, it's like looking at the bottom of a horseshoe crab. I'm like, what the fuck?

It's like weird nightmare creature. It's not that bad. It's like, weird nightmare creature. It's not that bad. It's pretty fucked up. I don't have my phone. Can you put it on a selfie mode? I want to see what I look. You know you look like it's your own face. No, but I can't see clearly

because it's like I need glasses. Hmm. Say one nice thing about me with our glasses. Huh? We all wear masks, Nick. That's what Ben Sun says and the mask. Really? Yeah.

I don't know who he was in that. Yeah, he plays the therapist. Really? He plays the mask expert. He was also remembering those eye drop commercials. He plays the mask expert. The Jim Carriestica see when the, Gizmo, are you bringing that copy or what?

Oh. Wait, so you just, what the fuck is, oh, I forwarded the emails here. Okay, so you have to read this off of your text. Why would you have me send you the copy to just text it back to me? He's being so random today, guys. Ginsburg, you're freaking out of your mind, brother. This guy, dude, he's overdosing on Invader's in.

Dude, he's wearing an ugly Christmas sweater right now. Yeah. He's wearing a Bill Cosby Christmas sweater. You think Cos is in jail and they're telling him that ugly Christmas sweaters are popping down and he's like, God damn it, if I could have only held on. That could have gotten me a ton. Do you remember being like 16, 17?

Yeah. And like guys in their 20s are being ironic about the 80s. Yeah, I love the 80s on VH1. Yeah, but that kind of shit, but like yeah, Cosby shit. There was 80s nostalgia. There was 80s nostalgia, but it was like,

those people are losers. No, they were older than us. So, no offense againstberg. Like, you know, I don't give a fuck about like, quirky Van Halen. Yeah, right. This dumb shit. Oh, David Lee Roth and Sammy Hay,

the transition to Sammy Hay, Garth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Roll up, you freaks. Anchorman kind of nipped that in the bud. Guess what, there's only one part of the 80s I care about, and that's the goddamn Gipper. Yeah. The fucking, the president,

president Gipper. You know Nancy Reagan had a, I'm being like a snapple cap today. Nancy Reagan had what? She had a psychic who when he was like full dimension at the end of his term, the psychic was like making state decisions. Yeah.

Like about like when they would have like a like a state dinner with a foreign dignitary, the psychic, was like making those calls. Yeah. Oh, yeah, we haven't forgotten to mention this. Henry Kissinger finally died. Yeah, this is a big win for socialists. For, for, well, for, for being a Twitter guy,

this has gotta be. This is huge. There's so many people that have been waiting for this on Twitter. We did it. Yeah. The Vether Kissinger tweets ready to go. I saw he died and I wasn't happy. I don't think it's good when anyone dies, especially. Oh really?

With all the anti-Semitism. He died from anti-Semitism. Probably, yeah. I just read that and I was just like, pod damn, the mayor. I don't know why I said that. 100 years old, that's crazy. Dude, he, a low-thario apparently in his day.

Nick drove Nick's and nuts that he was like, Well, there is a theory that that's what keeps people a lot. That's why all the elite sex with children is, because for their life force. Yeah, for literally, yeah. Is that true? Yeah, because I'm very pagan. Well, I guess that's what they think is that when you rape

a child that releases a adrenal crome, I guess it's just like a fear hormone. Yeah, but that's some bullshit Anthony Fauci has been saying. Oh, really? Yeah, I think so. I don't know. What happened to Fauci? He's just retired now.

That guy was a big deal for a bit. Yeah, I don't know. It was the first time I think ever where there was a doctor that was popping off, that was clouded up. It's funny, people are just gonna forget about the pandemic. And like in 30 years, people will be like,

oh, you know, they just locked everything down for it. It'll be like the Spanish flu or something. Like, oh, that sucks. Or Jurassic Park. Yeah, no one's gonna forget about that. All right. Guys. Guys, Nick, could you tell me about a time

where you felt like your online privacy was invaded? Mm-hmm. Yeah, somebody hacked my MacBook webcam. I didn't have a mirror in my apartment at the time, so that's how I would, you know, remove your makeup on. Yeah, well, my anus makeup. This is before anal bleaching.

You had to, you have a lot of people over there. Foundation and you had to be blush on your, I was rusing my anus in my MacBook camera and, you remember hackers broke in and they're like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, two in use. And I was like, no, no, ah, ah. I don't wanna be a now, cause we were making fun of those. Do you remember the 80s guys? But at a certain point in the 90s,

when we were coming up as young bugs, a girl really liked a bright red but hold on a man. I told you, I was saying this on the show, it's gonna be getting my ass tattooed red. That would be so cool. It would be awesome. And you wore assless chaps. Or get my entire nut sack red and my penis blue.

You're like two cans of sand. I don't know, I was just saying, I think they get different colors and stuff. Folks, you got to check out private internet access. Would you ever hand over your laptop or your phone to a stranger and ask them to take a look at your browsing history? I certainly wouldn't.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of just Google image search, Nick Mullin on my, now I'm saying it to you guys. This is fucking embarrassed. I just fucking docks myself. There is a privacy invasion happening right now. An invasion, you know what, that reminds me of, not to be random.

I'm random. Invaders in. Oh yeah. Pretty good. Ginsburg's favorite show. Now what is invaders in? He was from Iran, right? What is invaders in?

I just show about every Iranian guy that comes to America and he's so random. He's like, I'm Zim. He's like, I'm Green. I'm a Green. What if I was a Shogreen? What if I was a random person? What if I was a Green and everyone is like,

Why is he so green? And it's because I just feel crazy sometimes. What if the girls, they kind of fat, gothic girls wear t-shirts of me from a hot topic? Oh my god. I can't wait. I can't wait to be on their body in the they she wears my clothes and her breasts touched my t-shirt Guys here's the problem. There is this privacy evasion happening right now and I know we're making these jokes about invaders and but this is a serious thing and

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Did you guys know that over 30 million people have signed up for private internet access? That's freaking so many. I literally have boogers all over my face. I can't have the audience. They respect me. Yeah, see if you had a VPN right now, you wouldn't have to worry about this. Thanks, dude. Oh, paper towel. Great. Very harsh on my skin. You know. Oh, dude. Oh, paper towel. Great. Very harsh on my skin. You know. Oh, God.

You're not even sick. You're just discussing. I've been sick for a week also. We've both been sick. It's like when your girlfriend gets a period and then you get a sympathy period. Try and get every month. Mm-hmm. Oh my God, personal endorsement. Please talk about your experience.

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That's a smart money move. Clean that away too, by the way, at the end of this. Don't just leave booger fucking mess all over the floor. I'm doing it because I want to do it, not because you were telling me to do it. Oh God. And then we'll get into this Matt Rife controversy. We gotta get deep in this because we gotta bring-

We're gonna want our take. Michael, if we could make a note please, and we will begin the social media clip entitled for the shorts channel, the Adam Friedland show. They get down to business on the Matt Rife scandal. I like that name. Michael, verbatim that name. From now on, all of the clips should be titled

in such as a way, Adam and Nick get down to the brass tax. Yeah. And also I've been trying out a new hand motion. I think, no, when I make a point, I'm going to start doing this like a quick. And that's the brass tax. I like that. I like that.

Yeah. Do it again? Nope, just say the line. And that's the brass tax on that. You should say it after tax. And that's the brass tax. that you should say after tax and that's the brass tax yeah yeah it's good so we got this big Matt rife controversy and everyone's asking for a take on it you know it's it's kind of annoying that like every time you have to see the joke what is the joke that he says it's

apparently about uh you know I don't know something about know, I don't know, something about domestic abuse. I don't know. Let's watch this joke. Matt Rive, domestic abuse joke. All right. Nick hasn't heard it. My sister paraphrased it for me, but I won't trust her.

No, it's him. You're the paraphrization first. I don't remember what it was. It was like my, it's a pair of... It's like I... You were already told her twice kind of style. You know. I think I would...

It's literally... Yeah, it's literally that. What is the joke? Play it. Let's hear it. Their female server has a black eye. They wonder why the restaurant wouldn't have the server work solely in the kitchens that the customers wouldn't has a black eye they wonder why the restaurant would have the server works only in the kitchens of the customers would sincere black

and then he says yeah but i feel like if she could cook she wouldn't have that black okay alright yeah so her husband uh... beat her just testing the water scene for y'all are going to be fun or not i figure if we start the show domestic violence for the rest of the show should be smooth sailing

Oh, so he went edgy. Mm-hmm. Okay That's a that is a that is a tactic that's been used plenty of times in in stand-up comedy You know mm-hmm. You know he's a he's a craftsman this man. Yeah, so what's your take on that show thing? I don't really fucking care. I don't really care at all. I don't care what people like it or not. All right, so that's the end of the clip. The breath.

The breath. The breath tags on that one. And that's a brass tag. What are the controversies that we've got to get out of the way? Right now. All right. Okay, so Michael, this next clip. What's this called?

This is going to play big on socials. This one's going to be called this week in aviation history. Okay. So on this week in, let's pick a year, 1920, this week what have a circle events in 1920 and then we'll look for anything airplane related. Okay. All right, this is this isn't a no, what read it? What? This is not airplane related, but in music history on January 3rd, on this day, on January

3rd, 1920, Arthur Honegger's, Sean DeNigamon. Come on. Come on. How do you just, what is, what is your work? I don't know, man. You can use the computer and that just come, it's just there. It's the first thing you see. Oh no. Well, we have to hear it. I know, no, okay, let's play January 3rd 19

First of all, my take is bad name are the yes, and that's a that's the brass tax the brass January 3rd Arthur Honegger's Sean the Nigamon. Oh my god. Nick this nighamon oh my god nick the shush French for chant of the nighamon which I don't know what that is it's it's obviously doesn't mean the horrible thing It means in english it's obviously a French word that probably means something nice chant of the children or something Uh, no, but it's probably just as bad as you think it is Why doesn't jay you use the computer or the internet

and it just, that's what it is. I know there's only a French Wikipedia. You wanted to look up aviation history in 1920. I know, but this is somehow, this is what it like. Play the song. I don't have the song. I found the Wikipedia page for the song, which is only in French.

They don't have an English version, but this is the picture. You, they're Native Americans. Yeah. Oh my God. They're Native Americans. Yeah. Oh my God. They're Iroquois. Okay. Les Chants du Négamon et une poème symphonic composer.

You can translate it. There's like a translate option, I'm sure. No, there's not for this article. There's no English version. Can we play the song? Argument. La musique d'Honnegale Argument, la music down again. Okay, thankfully we speak French.

Yeah, since spirit, the Romain, on Vogue. Okay. So Vogue. Gustave Aminau. Okay, Serehe. Let's pause for a second. Vogue is a homosexual style of dance. That's what they call the Iroquois were doing, right?

So they were doing like a little bit of a... Nigamon, I guess, was an Iroquois chief. Okay, so that's just a name, you can say a name. Who, Ki Betu, Paolo, O'ron, Terri, I don't know what that means. Oriental is Eastern. C'est un peu plus de la foule de la bouchière. Le bouchière est un désormais transformé de la bouchière. Les gens et les gens ne sont pas en train de faire le même The flammed aboucheir is a sexually transmitted disease. Some people and don't understand the same thing. And the same thing starts to happen,

that you're the world's best friend. These freaking idiots are just walking around talking to each other like this. How the fuck is your name going to be Arthur Honegger? Stop it. I mean, because his father was your your George is a hooniker. He didn't choose that, it's a family name. Yeah. Oh my God, dude.

Let's just hear the song. Okay, okay. Let's, what is it called? Let's shalt. What is it? Hey guys, if this is the first time watching this show, we don't typically get into such blue topics, but this is journalism.

We wanna learn about history right now. This is something that happened in January 3rd, 1920. And this is just history. History has a painful past. And we have to buy it. You can't, this is not. It's not on YouTube. How the fuck, why is this in this week in history?

This is not on, it's not January 3rd, November. I said this week in history on Google, and what I got is this article. What, me? Just try YouTube, dude. It's not on there, dude. It's probably not on there because it's disgusting content.

Yeah, I don't know. You gotta be kidding me. Let's read the reviews on Amazon though. Yeah, it just is not like, no wait, here we go. You got a track? Let's bump it. All right. I'm, I have an open mind right now. Put it to the mic. I mean, it like a symphony and something epic. Let's hear it Where they played it was just like I think it's pretty good. Well this isn't, it's not gonna be funny.

NB is just gonna get us copyrights strick. Destructed. So it played six seconds of the middle of this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's not gonna be funny. You're thinking is, play the song that I'll eat up in another two minutes. When we could just go right back to what we were trying to do, which is finding this week. In history. In history. What year?

1920. Okay. So we're gonna find some aviation history. How do you know there's gonna be playing stuff in? Because there's always playing stuff, dude. It's true there is. So what we got? Curse of Amino begins.

The Curse of the Bambino, all right, New York history. No, no, that's still January. I don't know why it's not just giving me. Your phone thinks it's January? No, it just gives you everything that happened that year. So what do we, November 25th? And Philadelphia, the first Thanksgiving day parade takes place. The Cino Taff was unveiled.

What's that? It's a statue that commemorates the fallen soldiers in China, non-London. It was for World War I and they added World War II. Turkey and Armenia agreed to sign a peace treaty. Let's give it up for that. Big shout out to Hassan Pekir. Turkey and Armenia. And by the way, Hassan will also be part of the live stream

for Nick Special. And we just wanna thank you. I said that at the beginning while you're outside the room. You did say it. Yeah, well, it's on. You're getting him my flight first class Over to the New York City one way a whole row in first class. You're gonna always gay toys. Yeah, yeah We he's gonna bring up pops his whole screen. It goes and we're gonna yeah, he teen pairs his sunglasses

But we happy new year we only bought a one-way because we think he's gonna have so much fun That he's gonna want to hang out with us with a rest of his life. So yeah. I guess we can go back to the mad rife thing. No, I mean, I don't want to listen. What do you wanna talk about? Comedians are under fire these days. And like, I don't know, I don't wanna be part of the pylon, you know, like they hate us. The Democrats, they hate us.

What Matt Rice baffling Netflix special tells us about comedy. Let's read that. Matt Rice won comedy rule, be funny. The problem is he isn't. See, this is like, who wrote that? I don't know, but this is like, there's people want to hate this guy

because he's making $60 million. Nobody's saying he's the best comedian. I mean, he's just popular. He's made him $60 million. Off that tour, yeah. It's probably 40-6 million. And he's gorgeous. And he's gorgeous.

I mean, he's stunning. He's stunning. I don't know. You're saying that because he's just the fucking just a joy version of you. Thank you. You guys have the same like phenotype. He's just like fagoy version of you. Thank you. You guys have the same like phenotype. He's just like the non-juu version.

Thank you. It's one of the nicest things you ever said. No, you're just complimenting yourself. Well, I see Matt Raff, I don't see myself. I didn't say he was handsome. You think that I'm basically Matt Raff. I said you're the same type of like... I don't know, thanks dude.

The same type of like... You look like know, thanks dude. The same type of like, you look like to me, you know who you look like? You look like, Rock Hudson. A homosexual. A closet of homosexual. So I pay you something that you think is a compliment, and then you tell me I look like,

okay, you look like a gayist rock. There's only two rocks and you pick the gay one. You could have said I look like Dwayne Johnson. I'm confused them all the time. And they're both gay, first of all, they're both gay. Okay, you look like a, you should go by Dwayne the straight rock, Johnson, so you don't confuse them with rock Hudson.

That has to be so annoying for him. Yeah, yeah. People are like, he's like, you. Yeah, yeah people are like he's like Hey story friend. I think you're confusing me without homosexual from the 50s I think that yeah that beef cake homo sexual thinking of me with that beef cake homo beef cake homo is a great I'm just God blessed to be out here Not the it wins the sale North Carolina. I love out there. Not the... It wins the sale in North Carolina. I love, I've never seen more beautiful city than Shreveport, Louisiana.

And no, I'm not that beefcake homosexual. Well, I'm here in gross point, and I could not be more ecstatic to be the other rock. Now to be confused with rock Hudson. Yeah. No, but I mean, it's like now that there's like it's one thing when it's just comics being like, I sketch, you know, but now that there's like articles like the me now that the daily beast and vox is like, actually, he sucks. I think that's kind of a that's kind of old school though. Well, I think that so much traumatic stuff

has happened in society that they're not writing those articles anymore. That's kind of like a return to normal. That's, well, this is what I mean. It's like, this is kind of like the, that's in Lindy West. In 10 years, people are gonna be like, oh, why were we so hard on Matt Rive?

And it's like, well, you, like, you know, this is, this, it doesn't matter how much money you make. Right. You know what I mean? It's like, he's probably already made tens of millions dollars touring. So another 60's, he's not gonna really make much of a difference

in the grand scheme of things, but now that the, they're writing articles about how, Matt Rife's one comedy rule, be funny, the problem is he isn't. Who wrote that? I don't know. It's in Vox. Who's the writer? Asia Romano.

Ooh. That's the tough one. Why is the tough one? Why is that a tough one? Do you know who that is? Um, no, but I- Your name's after a steely Dan album. Can you imagine how much fucking blow your parents did?

A-S-A. A-J-A. A-J-A. I mean, yeah. You don't even know how to fucking spell. I can't spell, dude. You know that about me. Yeah.

That's the one thing about my private life, I ask you not to talk about. I see, is this a girl or an IQ? And you? I think it's a girl. I have no idea. You, man. But yeah.

Okay, first of all. The name after a steely Dan albumba and Ramana, but you know your dad's penis was like barely hard when he came Didn't do your mom. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's fucking like oh, yeah Oh, listen to Yeah, yeah, listen again. Yeah, let's listen to Michael McDonnell's do the back of the fucking off scram it in there. I'll get hard in your pussy. Yeah, just just let me push it in there. We'll put it in. It's like, yeah, we'll like we'll set the bead by inflating the tire. I fucking nutted soft, but damn, this is a fucking disalbum. RULES. But Romano, she could be related, of course, to... Oh, yeah, why'd you come in my pussy with that kid in heart?

Yes, your mom's right. And they took your mom's last name and your dad's favorite album as a first name. I mean, it could be a personal beef that Ray has with Matt. Yeah. And he sends his daughter out to do his bidding, which I think is cowardly, to be honest with you. I mean, there are two of the finest comedians

that I can think of. I've actually never heard of stand up. Ray, was it about family? It's pretty good. It's good. I'm sure. Yeah, I mean, if you compare comedy now to what it was, 25, I mean, if that's the word.

They were much better. Oh, they're much better. Yeah, yeah. They all wrote jokes. It wasn't just like getting by on fucking personality buffoonery. Yeah. You know, you barely have to wrote jokes. It wasn't just like getting by on fucking personality Butthronary. Yeah, you know But you barely after write jokes Matt Rife has been trying to be famous for over a decade. That's such a like a shitty

Mean I was just a shitty way to put it So gossipy. Oh, they've been trying. So even though the guy's making 30 million to $60 million, you're still gonna find a way to call him a failure by saying he used to not be famous. He's been trying to be famous. How else do you have to try? Mm. What's wrong with trying?

Ray Romano's daughter. What if she got the voice from the brother though? My wife is Bitcoin. You know? Raymond, Raymond, Raymond. What's his name? Gilbert Sullivan. Gilbert Anselven.

Gilbert Anselven. What's that guy's name? Gilbert Sullivan? I think no. His name is's Hammerstein. Oh yeah, I'm the very model of a motor major general. I've been permissioned. I've been permissioned category called historical and mineral.

He has a club in Vegas. Yeah, Brad Garrett. Brad Garrett, not Gilbert Sullivan. Not Gilbert Sullivan. Yeah. We're kind of like a Gilbert Sullivan. We are kind of, yeah. A little bit.

We're in love. Yeah. I was pitching this to Steven. I was like, do you want to do like a stage production of the odd couple? We play the odd couple, but we're gay with each other. That's the twist and it's called the gay couple. But I'm still like a kind of

not you and me me and Steven. Oh yeah. It was an idea for me and Steven. That you sounds fun. Yeah. Hey guys, I'm going to come out and we're doing a show called the gay couple. It was our friend private life. Yeah. No, we're doing it. It's just saying how he has a private life. Yeah, we're doing a two-act play called The Gay Couple. Honestly, it would really hurt my feelings if you did that with Stephen. Why? Because it would look like you guys are having a hard time. Well, you're gonna go, you do stuff

with our friends all the time. You're like, oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I, we have to do the podcast early because of tonight, I'm, I'm doing a performance for brace. Brace asked me to help him. Oh, yeah, okay, sure. The man went to Afghanistan. Yeah, he did go up there.

To fight with the Taliban, that's crazy. He was in the Northern Alliance. He was in Al Qaeda. He was in the Palo. It's crazy that brace was just in Al Qaeda. No one seems to have a problem with that. Everyone's like that guy, so epic. That guy's awesome.

He joined Al Qaeda. Yeah, he joined Al Qaeda. Yeah. No, I mean like whatever. Self hatred, self hating, we'll do anything to impress you people. Impress me. I'm basically like that Shania Twain song that don't impress me much. Yeah. You are a lot like that song. And that song is it's Shania Twain song that don't impress me much. You are a lot like that song. And that song is Shania Twain, but it's from the perspective of an Italian man who has seen everything. It's so funny.

You did say to me earlier, you have the moves, but you don't have the touch. Yeah, you got to move a bit. That don't impress me much. That don't impress me much. That don't impress me much. All right. Gives me we good on this? I have to finish up and I'm annoying phone call. No, what are you doing? You're fucking white. It's going on with your phone call. Guys, please, please, the live stream will do Sunday.

Please. Well, fun. I will have a little party in the office we'll get the camera set up you can watch it'll be like you're hanging out at the party they're gonna be chicks here's the least of stuff like this sometimes it works I think it worked like ten years ago remember when you would do the you could do count their new years count down with the skegs but you have to play it yeah it was pre-recorded so that he could go yeah everybody the people involved could go be with But you have to play it. It was pre-recorded. It was pre-recorded. So that he could go, yeah, everybody,

the people involved could go be with their friends. So he could have a fun night. Yeah, right. We will lose her. I know. All right. So Sunday, countdown with the skanks. Yeah.

We're rocking. We're going to be rocking and rolling. And guys, it's a very exciting time. I think you guys are gonna love this special Thanks for watching. Bye guys Bye guys That's cool green go green dude. What's with that green tit? I Am legit sick dude. I'm sick. I was sick first. Oh

I was sick first. It was the first one that was sick.