The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast – Episode 9

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

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Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show Podcast. It's Adam. Join by Nick, you're reading the trades. I'm reading the trades, Adam. What's in the trades today? It looks like Charizard is going for two peaches. No. The Pokemon trades.

No. We're off to a hot start today, folks. It is Thursday, a day late, but $2 long. And we're halfway through 2023. So you know what that means? It's time to start talking about Pokemon going to the polls. Yes, that's right. The 2024 election is only, I love the way,

just the politics dorks, talk about the election, like the mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas. Uh-huh. Like it's the, Is there only four more years until the next election? Yeah. Like the mayor of Halloween town?

Yeah, yeah. They're smiling on election day, and then the next day their head turns around and it's just covered in calm. Ha, ha, ha, ha. The other face would calm all over it and just numbers stuck to it. Yeah. And a promise that we're going to be making to our audience is that this election season, we will be having a multiple candidates, perhaps a town hall style event with multiple

candidates on the Adam Friedland show. We want this to, we want to be Kingmakers, you know? Okay. King Kongmakers. That's right. He's a Tomic Bob that made him, I think. What the hell does Kong mean? Kong? Yeah, why do like all the monkeys have the name Kong?

Oh, that's their last name family name so African I don't know What's going on with you oh, we're a day late again. I said that, day late, but we're $2 long. And would you like to explain crap of pants? I'm surprised you even have any pants left.

The pants budget is getting out of control. Yeah, I talked to my... A lot of people don't know this, but Staten Island is actually entirely built on a layer of Adam's the pan. Yeah. They have built a nice park over it. They call it... Wait, you see that?

There's that park right by the book of the bridge. It's in the documentary Crap Sea. Yeah. It's about a Staten Island like folklore, this legend. This guy with bad allergies, he shits his pants. Yeah. Having sex with children. Oh, Crap Sea coming.

Yeah. They say that the skin on his nose is fucked up. That's true. It's true. Yeah, Crapcy coming. I have been reinvesting in a bad guy from True Detective. Yeah, I'm from the yellow king. He lives in Kakasa.

Kakasa. It's a big bathroom. Carcassus. That's a big toilet facility from the Civil War that he brings people in. Yeah, it was a Jewish factor in the Civil War. Do you know what? It was a factory.

Oh, yeah. There was a, I believe his name was, Abraham Flusherman. That's one of my favorite things right when guys do, and they point out that they're like, oh, the Jews owned all the slaves in the South. Yeah, they're like saying that. Yeah, but they're being like,

but also slavery is good. But it's also good, but it was Jewish. Yeah, but it wasn't our idea, but it was Jewish, and it was good. Anyway, we are here live at Adam Friedland corporate HQ in Manhattan. We got, what is that? This one's dead.

Is this the only one we have? I think so. Blast. Dude, we're gonna have to, we're gonna have to like get through. Whew, get through an hour without those. What do you got? Let's see. He'll lost my phone also.

Did you check your ass? Insign my ass. Did you check your ass? I don't know. Ginsburg, you're going to have to keep us apprised of time. Okay. Copy that. Yeah, we're doing two hours.

We're doing two hours a double XL episode. Oh, looms. I feel like there's big things in the news this week. Well, we got the big submarine thing. We have the Penn State professor that was called fucking a dog. I texted you that new story. I thought that was something that we can maybe do.

I saw that. He had a Greek style name. Yeah. And he was having some Greek style sex. In the woods. Longo, fuck, Opalus. Yes, that was his name. Yeah.

It looks like we have a box on Sage. I don't know if we should probably... We're doing more about, we have to get into, so every video that we do, now that we're YouTube guys, yeah, we gotta do an unboxing. This is the last box that we had. It's a Hoover. But we'll do that, we'll get to that in a minute.

Yeah, we don't have to get it into that quite yet. So apparently the submarine has run out of oxygen officially. Yeah. And it already said in the last one, you know, a small crazy one. Yeah. That was premium, so you could repeat it and say, if you like jokes like that, you can subscribe to patreon.com slash taffs.

It's also folks, thanks again for all the good feedback we've been getting on the Chris Cuomo episode. It's pretty awesome. If you liked the Chris Cuomo episode, please subscribe. Subscribe to YouTube channel, you can totally ignore these podcasts. These will forever be dog shit. Yeah, yeah, it's a good 90 seconds. It's a look into the process that goes behind. Yes, the process. Yeah, this is we're talking dead. It is. No, that's how I explain to the people. Yeah, yeah. It's sort of like that show talking dead. It's like talking dead. And that like a weird little gay guy talks to a corpse. Yeah. Yeah.

Little gay guy corpse. Little gay guy gay corpse. Yeah. Not a little gay. Yeah. Switch the rules. I didn't switch to me. Dead and straight. But I didn't. I'm dead and straight. Never did I say I'm dead and straight. Never once did I say that. I am dead as a straight, your little endgame. Never once, as a statement made. Yes, you did. Anyway, so once. But yeah, please subscribe to the show. If you enjoyed the Chris Cuomo episode, that would help us out a lot.

Cost nothing. Three to subscribe. Yeah, and we want to get our subscribers up. We got to get to 100,000, and then you told me that you told your friend and he said, yeah, my sister just could. Yeah, no, he said my girlfriend used to have that for doing just doing,

it's like nail clippers, CVS. Yeah, so it's really not that impressive, not that 100,000. We got to get a million. We we have to get to a million I really know nothing about this YouTube world Remember when Justin Bieber had some video and they're like it's the first video to have a million views Was that right? Wasn't it like that? Maybe it was a billion. I maybe it was a billion. It had to have been a billion Yeah, I think gang them style was also one of those. Yeah first to we should have gotten on the YouTube thing way back I know we really fucked it up. Yeah, but like genuinely speaking guys We're trying I was under the impression that the YouTube world was hard up because now they have to fight each other for money

Yeah, no that's what like that's what rats do. Yeah. They're literally fighting for resources. Yeah. So I thought, I'm like, oh, wow. We need to be locked down. Thank God, we're not in this. Yeah. Pretty soon, I'm going to be fighting Pokemon. Is he a YouTube guy?

That's a girl. That's a girl. I only know the name because that was the one that the guy watched Deepfake pornography of. Pokemon? Yeah. Yeah, that guy that cried. That guy that cried.

We love him. What was his name, Asher Roth? Something like that, yeah. Yeah, Asher Ketchum. Asher Ketchum. Yeah. Asher Roth, yeah. I got to Poke man.

Asher Roth was the guy that wrote that. I love college. Damn, that was a lame. That's what it was awesome. Yeah. It's weird that guy didn't turn into Macklemore. Yeah, it was kind of the same thing, but I think Asher Roth is kind of like the more like Frat version. What did Macklemore end up, he did like a song about going to a BLM protest?

Yeah, he did that. The first song is like, I did gay guy song. The first one was about going to Salvation Army. Yeah, he did that. The first song is like, I did gay guy song. The first one was about going to Salvation Army. Yeah, yeah. The second one's about going to a George Floyd protest in his Toyota Tercel. I think it was that he thought he could be gay because he liked to go to bed early.

But that's in the George Floyd song, isn't it? It's a George Floyd song. I think it was earlier. Yeah. It's called Same Love About Being Gay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Ginsberg can you do me a favor and bring some of those vitamin C's out here? Yeah

Thanks What kind of vitamin C's are they candy vibes? No, no, no, they're just a fucking thing. I'm getting sick again. Yeah It has been unseasonably cool here in New York City. We haven't really gotten a summer yet Yes, they was the equinox. Did you know that yeah? Yeah, yeah, they're solstice the solstice It has been unseasonably cool here in New York City. We haven't really gotten a summer yet. Yesterday was the Equinox. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah. The Solstice.

The Solstice. Not the Equinox? Are you gonna see this? No. I'm thinking. Oh, thank you. Airtruck was the... Airtruck.

The guy that made the... Five, please. Oh, shit. You're gonna take five of those. Yeah, I take five What are the five don't think if you die or yeah, they will but I'm telling you I can't afford the diet I feel like I'm getting a little bit sick. I can't afford the diary Brother I can't afford this diarrhea But we should have vitamin C's out like a little yeah, well, that's the thing

It's like we're at a Hollywood Roofie party, but it's because I always thought it was like bullshit But we should have vitamin Cs out in like a little bowl. Well, that's the thing. It's like we're at a Hollywood Roofie party, but it's... Because I always thought it was like bullshit, you know, because people have those emergency packets, and anytime you get sick, people are like, oh, take vitamin C, and it's never worked in my life. But I would always take just like one vitamin C. Apparently, you have to take a shit ton of them.

To the point where you like, you get to where you have diarrhea, then you walk it back. And the last two times I felt like I was sick, you know, it's like your nose has a weird kind of feeling and your throat gets scratched. I just blast them and fucking nothing. I'm fine. Ginsburg, is my microphone okay?

Yeah, you're good. Okay. But what were we talking about? Oh, the submarine thing. Yeah. Yeah. That's been, social media's been funny with that. But what were we talking about? Oh, the submarine thing. Yeah. That's been, social media's been funny with that. It's a bunch of like, like Twitter,

like guys with like Robes Pierre, Abys, you know, just being like, good! Any dead billionaires are good dead, you know, or whatever. Yeah, those kind of guys. And then a different type of person being like, you know, like, what happened to civility? Uh-huh. And it's like, what do you think this website is? What do you think you are right now?

You're in like the fucking, like, the ballroom at the court. Yeah. And like, it's a bunch of fucking retarded people and they're underwear. I'm already hearing about, you know, and also nobody, it's like, it's like, oh, you lose your sense of empathy over the billionaires.

It's like, well, it's not really a sense of empathy because I guess there was a migrant boat that like sunk and they all died. And if the story had been a submarine blew up when they launched it and 5 billionaires died a week ago, no one would care. Right? Well, because they're already dead.

Because it's like this instantaneous thing. Yeah, it's a search thing. It's, yeah, it would make it like... It's like the boys saw it. The fact that they're, yeah, exactly. The fact that they're still alive, like, dying this death that frankly anyone would be fucking terrified of, trapped in a submarine in the two pack of stanny guys. Oh my god.

It's like, you know, anybody would fucking, so it is like a unique circumstance, but even then it's, it's, it's a, the argument isn't, you know, like what tone you have while discussing the, do they say it's 13,000 feet down? Yeah, something like that. That's so far. That's so insanely deep.000 feet down. Yeah, something like that. That's so far. That's so insanely deep. Yeah. What happens, like, if you try to go up too fast,

you get the bends, right? I don't think it's a problem in the submarine because the submarine's pressurized. Oh, it's pressurized. When did people used to get the bends? They'd get them from those diving suits. It's building the Brooklyn bridge. They'd have to go subterranean.

Yeah, when they build the Brooklyn Bridge. That's not even that deep. There are these things called casons, which was basically, you know, you just push a cup down in a bathtub. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it was like that. So it was a cup and there was chairs in there,

and then they would just push them down to that they would wait it and push them down to the bottom of the East River so that they could build a foundation for the bridge. For the bridge. Yeah, for the bridge. But then yeah, it would come up too fast

and your blood wouldn't like normalize correctly and you get nitrogen bubbles in your blood. Then you go into your joints and fuck your joints up. Really? Yeah. And then you're just bedridden forever? Yeah, it would like to fight you, but eventually, I think kill you.

My good damage is your mobility and then... I thought your head explodes or some shit. That's in space. That's in space. Yeah, your blood boil is in your head explode. That's so sick. It's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. That's so sick. Yeah. Yeah, so our take, the official center left, on these billionaires is, it's a goddamn tragedy when any human being loses their life, especially if it's smell crazy in there. That tastes weird. It's bad, these things are all bad, dude.

Yeah. We gotta start getting into other shit, like these. I just took two, am I gonna crap myself? I think everybody has a different limit. I took took two. Am I going to crap myself? I think everybody has a different limit. I took 15 of them one time. And you blasted your ass? No. No?

You had a solid one? Yeah, it didn't really fuck me up at all. I'm going to invest in tarot weight pants so that when I blast my ass, the whole pants can just come off with it. You'd be cool if the back of your clothes hit the wall like the cool way, yeah'd be cool if the back of your clothes hit the wall like the cool way, yeah.

Yeah, just the outline of your clothes. And then your back half is nude. Yeah, but I still have my front. Yeah, so I don't down your asshole like flares out. Like an exploding cigar. Yeah. That would be pretty cool. Yeah.

What else is in the news? Amazon is under investigation. Amazon is under investigation. Amazon is under investigation. By the FTC. Because they are entrapping people. Tricked and trapped users with prime subscriptions. Yeah. Yeah, they already got a $25 million fine.

I don't know, who gives a fuck? Who fucking cares? I thought maybe we could riff out the submarine thing and find something there. Okay. I mean, we were really onto something that told me, Pakistan riff in the last episode. Say, like maybe I got submarine Jared.

Okay. Did Elon throw his hat in the ring for how to rescue these guys? No, it is less on the soccer. And then Mark Zuckerberg are setting up a fight. Are they? Yeah. That's how bad it's gotten. They're gonna be on a Creator clash. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, they're fighting each other and so saw. I didn't get all the detail. God damn it. Who, what side are we on?

We're in Elon? No, probably Zuckerberg. You think Zuck? Yeah, he's the underdog. I guess. He's Cinderella, man. Yeah. He's a pretty cool guy, honestly.

He's an alien. He's not even fucking human. Yeah. He's never taken a normal picture. Even that picture of him surfing. Yeah, I know. It looks like data learning how to use his penis. Yeah.

Do you think they made a cot? Do you think data has a cock? A computer cock? Yeah, they give him a dick. I would hope so. Yeah. Yeah. What is data's full Android?

I suppose a what half? Well, he can't experience emotion? No, there's an emotion ship they give him, but no, he can't experience emotion. He can't experience emotion. No, he's't experience emotion. He can't experience emotion, if no. No, he's just a robot. But there's an episode where they give him an emotion ship and he like can't stop laughing.

That he's really annoying in that episode. Yeah. He's really, really annoying. Yeah, yeah. And then he has like an evil twin named lore. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good fucking show. I don't remember the details.

Should we get to the sunboxing? No, we have plenty of time. Ginsburgr, how much time have we done? Five minutes. 17 minutes. Yeah, come on, dude. When do you want to get to the unboxing? You're like, OK, then we'll bail.

We'll do the unboxing for five minutes, and then we'll be talking about for 30 minutes. I don't know. Come to us during the unboxing. We're talking about data's penis. And you immediately say, all right, enough of this. OK, let's talk more about data's penis and you immediately say all right enough of this Okay, let's talk more about data's penis then you've already sucked the wind out of data's penis Well, that's what his penis does actually what it's solar powered. Yeah, how does it the sea of like batteries?

How the fuck does he keep going? I mean how? How like what powers the star check enterprise? Fuel sales? There's some, like, they have, well, there's the core. And then that thing, like, I think it makes gravity. I mean, like, the, you know, the two fins. The assumption is, is that society has figured out, like, free energy. It's like free energy. It's not free energy. The fins on the back of the ship, it creates some kind of gravity well

that pulls the whole, it bends time in between those two, and that makes the ship. That's how they do warp speed. Wow, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. So what's the best episode you've ever seen? I don't know. Does that voyage your episode? First of all, I don't want Star Trek. So I don't know. I don't. I haven't seen it. I've seen barely any. Yeah. I've seen not. I've actually never seen this. So I'm the couple episodes you've seen, which one was your favorite?

I would say the one, there's like a two-part episode in Voyager. What? There's, that sounds pretty cool. Forget the name of the aliens, they they're like hunters, they love hunting. So they take over the ship and then they make the whole ship a holodeck basically. They turn the whole and then they redo World War II and they make themselves the Nazis.

Whoa. Which doesn't make any sense. The hunters, they do. Yeah. Right, but like why would you do that? And then they pick the guys that that lose the crew are the good guys They're French resistance, I think so then they pick even even the Voyager crew picks like the gayest of all of the people to be in World War 2 French resistance has got to be French is this cool? No, there's like a sneaky aspect to it

No, no, no, you have to like you have to act like oh, I'm but the's like a sneaky aspect to it. No, no, no, no, no, you have to like, you have to act like, oh, but they humble like a peddler and then you have a gun and you, yeah, and you say Laura is just like, it's gypsy probably then French resistance. Gypsy is the worst you could do. The worst one. I think you're supposed to say Roma these days. Why, is that what they are?

Romany? I thought gypsies were just people that had like a bunch of trinkets. I thought so too. I thought people like, oh, it's racist to say gypsy. And it's like, isn't that a job? I think it's a race. Is it?

I think it's a racial designation. I think it's some races or. I think it's some races. I told you about that story about what Brian said when he was like in France, like waiting for a train. And he's like, hey, do you have the time? And he gives him the time and he's like, are you okay man? And he's like, do you think fucking... A bunch of people knock on my door, there were chipsies and they're like,

can I come in and now it's their house. Oh, really? Yeah, they took his house. They took his house, yeah. Yeah, they just, they just didn't have a house. Yeah, that two-part episode was sick though. I kind of want to watch. As a kid, I liked any show where they would go

to like the 30s. Yeah, yeah. There was an episode of Ghost Rider like that. What was Ghost Rider? Ghost Rider was like, it's like Brooklyn and there's four mixed race. Oh, you know, like Puerto Rican and black kids. And they have a friend as a ghost that knows how to use computers and type riders.

And of that show, I like wise, only remember that episode where there's like your kid from the thirties. Like they, you know, they know. From the internet? Yeah, something like that. Forget how. Their friend is a ghost that understands

how to use the internet the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It seems like a good show. When I was a kid, I just thought the thirties and forties were so cool. Yeah, what about them? Like the flapper era? I think it was just watching the show. Watching the movie Bugs Amalone as a kid I just thought the 30s and 40s were so cool. Yeah, what about them? Like the flap rare. I think it was just watching this shit watching the movie bugs him alone as a kid Yeah, I thought that was real. Yeah, you thought that kids ruled. Yeah, I thought they had like machine guns and

Influence dance cards That would have been cool. I was a pretty dumb kid dude. I thought movies were real. I Kind of did too. Yeah, yeah, I remember seeing the movie blank check. I'm thinking like I dude, I thought movies were real. I kinda did too. Yeah. Yeah. I remember seeing the movie blank check, I'm thinking like, I wish that was my life. Yeah, right. You think that all that can happen?

Unless it was like explicitly labeled as fantasy, everything was like a possibility. Yeah. He just finds blank check and then he writes, the it's paid by a guy named Mr. McIntosh. Yeah. And it's because his hands get it with his back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I his head was a Macintosh. Yeah.

Yeah, but I remember he got this like jumpy castle like boxing ring and he had these like huge boxing gloves. And he hired like a butler and he like fought his butler. You remember those like sumo like inflatable sumo thing? Yeah, yeah, those are cool. I remember like I would see like like a friend would go like to the beach or something. Yeah. And then they would have pictures of them doing that and I've never seen that event in my real life No, and that was the thing. I was always very jealous of I wanted to wear that fat Japanese guy suit and run into another guy

Yeah, it's very cool. Yeah, and you're also on a bouncy thing too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah I feel like now that we're becoming YouTuber influencers, we can like review. Have like a thumbnail where we're like, God sumo suits and then... Yeah, just a gypsy guy in World War II. Yeah. Just wearing one of those. He's like, oh no, I'm just Japanese. I'm just Japanese. I'm an ally. I'm just Japanese. I'm not here to fight any... I'm part of the axis powers here. Yeah, that's what the French resistance was doing. Yeah, there was just wearing those sumo suits They were like oh, yeah, no, I am fat the sheen wall I am not French. I'm fat sheen walled if I see it. Wow. Yeah

Carry on but yeah big big big fan of two part episodes, those roles. That always felt like I'm witnessing history. Yeah. Yeah. This is an event. Yeah. Yeah. When they said to you,

those words to be continued and the next week you're like, oh, I know. Some of y'all ain't ready for it. They're about to continue. They're about to continue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, waiting that whole continue. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, waiting that whole week, that was crazy. Yeah. Yeah, they also used to call television, like this is like a two-part television event. Yeah, television premiere. Yeah. No, I fell for that. We're not as a kid.

I think I've said it before, but anytime Foxy do like a prime time special, and it would always be like evil, can evil sun, like eating a squirrepan. Or a secret of magic. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude, magic squirt or a secret of magic. Yeah. Oh yeah, dude, magic's great. A secret's real.

It was hosted by a... The masked magician. No, it was hosted by Skinner from the X-Files. Oh shit, yeah. The masked magician was a magician of a real, a real, a real trick. And his life would be threatened if anyone knew who he was.

Yeah, yeah. There were like, this guy is literally risking his entire life. Yeah. Magicians would kill him if he told you. That's kind of, it's weird. I feel like if you put that on TV now, the internet socialist would be mad about it. But like this fucking scab, he's scabbing,

he has to have union of magicians. Yeah, yeah. He's this scabbing piece of shit. Yeah, the scabby ass. We're the day 50 now with the writer's strike. It's crazy. What do you think's gonna happen? I don't know.

Saga's already saying that they're gonna have to go past the deadline. They're not gonna call us strike. On July 1st, we're gonna pass the deadline negotiating. Dude, I hope this goes on forever. People are acting like the Chris Cuomo episode, it's the greatest episode of television, fall time. We can't let them know.

I just think that it's the only episode of television. It is. We gotta, we gotta, yeah. We have to make more television. It's sort of a tortoise in the hair. Sort of situation. Before the bear comes back or whatever shows people are missing. Oh, I thought you were talking about the Taurus and the Harris story.

I was like, who the hell is the bear? Oh yeah, he's an A-Sops, babe. Yeah, what the fuck is the bear about? It's about working in a restaurant. Yeah, they work in a restaurant. And then people love it because they work in restaurant. Yeah, they work in restaurants and they're like, they really do be like that.

People really are really happy. That's what it's struggling. I look at the way people talk about it and I'm like this just seems like just more of this representation bullshit but now it's about a job instead of like yeah that's what it is now. The spicy the spicy world of being a chicano latina or whatever the fuck every other show is. Yeah, yeah. And then it's just somebody like buying tacos and that's like the whole. Yeah, yeah, no, the thing is just a pop. Representation thing for jobs.

For people, yeah, people working in a restaurant. But I do remember like I used to live with three like service industry restaurant people and they'd come back from a shift at like 11 and then they'd all just be bitching. And I'd be like, I don't care. Right. And they'd all be like, oh, and then we were in the, we were in the shit, we're in the weeds,

and then we had to push. And I was like, and I'm just like, okay, dude, you weren't a fucking Vietnam. You were like giving someone a fucking plate of spaghetti. Yeah, right. Yeah, they're like, but the bear really speaks to those people, I think, they were like, but the bear really speaks to those people, I think, they were like this sucks. And then I think it's also the whole like, the foodie thing about like TikTok and the internet,

like people like watching people. But does that make sense? I don't understand why that works. Because like, basically, so we have two jobs. We're comedians and podcasters. And you do comedy. And then what a podcast is, 90% of the time is like comedians complaining about being comedians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's a Saturday, late show as wild.

But there's apparently an audience for that, right? There's people that consume that. Yeah. None of whom are comedians. No comedians is like, oh, I want to watch fucking... Yeah. I want to watch another comedian complain about being a comedian. I would rather shoot myself in the dick than listen to a comment complain about comment I mean they get good for that you know do it I'll be like alright alright that's because somebody's listening that's a

easiest job in the world so even better than being a comedian it's being a comedian that complains about being totally he's do that for a living I guess and then get home and the fucking, there's now what, three days worth of mail to go through? Half of the shit's fucking credit card offers anyways. Yeah, but like people like, yeah, my sister's always worked in restaurants and stuff and like people, it is like a kind of a,

people, I don't know, that is a world that people are like really, you know, they act like it's like it's crazy. I mean, I guess it is shitty. You have to, especially if you're serving tables, I don't think, I think the bear is more about the kitchen, more about like, fuck you, I need these tomatoes. Yeah. Just doing fucking Benny hot. Yeah. That's why I don't believe it. That's why I don't believe it. That should be. That's why I don't believe it. Restaurant people complain about it all the fucking time. But there's restaurants you can go to where they bring those mother fuckers out to the front, like Benny Han, for example.

And they're having the time of their life. They are the coolest guys. They're having the fucking time. That was another thing about being a little kid. I wanted to go to Benny Han. Yeah. So bad. I saw commercials for it.

I was like, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Right. These guys flick sushi in your mouth. Yeah. That is the, they're in flickas, trims in your mouth. We're in restaurants. If it sucks that much,

why the only time the public has actual exposure to the work, they seem to be fucking loving it. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Where's the bear about a Benning Hanagai? I wanna see the Chinese bear. They seem to be fucking loving it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Where's the bear about a Benning Hanna guy? I want to see the Chinese bear. I want to see the Chinese, well, typically it's like a Mexican guy.

When you go to any time I've been to a Hibashi place, it's been a Mexican guy. Yes, but I would like to see that. The first guy to think of a Bajaga. It's a Panta. It's a Pant, I guess Panta. Penny Honda. Panta, that's about a cook at Panda Express. Yeah, we can just like, 86 cats. Yeah. Yeah.

He's 86 the tabbies. I do get that like if you're waiting tables that you're dealing with fucking dickheads and you have to be nice to them so that they give you're waiting tables that you're dealing with fucking dickheads and you have to be nice to them So that they give you money Because like kind of I think the system in other countries is you get paid a salary to be a server Yeah, and in America is like you get two dollars an hour and then you have to be like nice to like people that are Like acting like you're there. Just be funny. I feel like you shouldn't get a tip unless you're funny

That's right. I'm in place. I feel like slasers. Yeah, and that's gonna be funny. I feel like you shouldn't get a tip unless you're funny. That's the only place I feel like slasers. Yeah, and that's the only place I feel like they've earned the tip. Everywhere else is there. They sell social obligation. Yeah, they've sung you. Yeah. Yeah, I had this black waiter call me a faggot in the morning. I took the word and said,

I was like, this guy, he wasn't even my waiter. Really? Yeah, I was just another guy. You did like your friend. I was smiling because he was putting a hat on an Asian guy that just said fucking insert Asian stereotype here. That's funny. Yeah, I'm like, this is awesome. He was like, the fuck are you looking at, friend? I'm like, this is heaven for me. Where are we going to go to a Dicks last resort, man? Do you remember that Nashville bombing,

the 5G Truthory guy? Yeah. I guess he filled a van with explosives. I walked past the side of it when I was in Nashville last time and it is right outside of Dicks last resort. Yeah. I think they just covered it up. I think he got so in the way too hard. He just felt like he needed a bomb to Dicks. Yeah. Someone set his penis with small and put a hat on him. And they're like choosing to say it's because of five G-Truth. Oh my god. Wait, so Trump really

is going to jail? I don't know. It'll take like two years before that trial even. It would be so sick if he wins and then he has to go to jail. Yeah. And he gets to be president from jail. Yeah, he does it. Give it up. That would be so sick. Yeah. He doesn't care anymore about anything. I'm kind of bored with Donald Trump. Well, he hasn't had any hits in a while. Yeah. Well, they're trying to, they're not, I don't care anymore about anything. I'm kind of bored with Donald Trump. Well, he hasn't had any hits in a while.

Yeah, well, they're trying to, they're not. We need to get to debate season. And him against an open field of Republicans, that's where we fell in love with him, you know? We really fell in love with him, the low energy jab, the telling Ted Cruz that he was gonna drop a dime on his wife on the truth of that as well. Yeah.

I wish I would just replace the government with AI. Yeah, just computer overlords. And then people are like, oh, this is fair. Now we've been slave to humanity. I'm like, I don't care. Yeah, I don't care. Just as long as I keep making, oh, this is fair. Now we've been slave to humanity. I'm like, I don't care what you're talking about. Yeah, I don't care, do you? Just as long as I keep making video games, finally got into the tears of King to my way.

Is it good? It's about the same as the last game, but. You got to ride the horse? Yeah, yeah, it's like a glue stuff together. It's a gluing, guys. There's a lot of gluing, which I like. It's like, yeah. Well, like, I'm, so the game starts

and it puts you in this, you're in this like sky world. Uh-huh. And then this shit, you can like glue together. But then they have these like floating platforms and you can just glue them, or you can just cascade them and you can go across the entire map. It'll take two hours, but I was like, okay, well,

I'll just do this. I'll figure out how to get to the top of the thing. I felt good. Yeah, I don't really know how to play video games. Really? Yeah. I'm like, what am I not supposed to do here? Yeah, let me do the thing I'm not supposed to do,

and then I die, I'm like, oh, too shay. It was really annoying when I had to watch you playing Final Fantasy and you opted for German. Yeah. I don't know. Which seems like it made more sense in German. I don't know. You didn't know what they were saying.

I know, but they're like weird like Euro Goths. They are weird Goths. Yes, yeah. But they're like Asian Goths. They're fengish me to find them. They're fengish. They're fengish. They're fengish. The phoenix is my thud, find them. See, the thunder. He's fishing. Yeah, right.

Schumacher. Yeah. Schinfhalter, Dinsan, Boutin, Martin. With stupid language. Yeah, our language is pretty close to,

close to German. Yeah, but, you know, English is the best language. That's why everyone in the world speaks it. Yeah. We sampled all of them and we said, okay, this is the one. I think the marijuana vinci was right.

I think it's French. Yeah, yeah. It's like wiping your ass with silk. I don't know. That guy sucks. The marijuana vinci? The marijuana vinci. What do you mean he makes girls comments though?

Yeah, with cake. With cake. Yeah. It's a bitch. Yeah. Is that like, he's a day rapist? I think, well, he is French. He's a French robot, French data.

Are you eating the skin off your hands? No, I just have a bit of my name. I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry. It's unprofessional. So this vacuum cleaner. Yeah. So what else we'll do in a boxing video? This week we got the Sulevets Facile de Mont-Laul, Salet, in Crustet, which is, the easily

lift embedded dirt with dual cyclone technology. You want to put it right side up to the audience? Well, everything will fall out. I open it from, oh, that's why that was a problem. It says open from other end. Yeah, why do you always do the opposite? I don't know, man, I got a bad attitude. I just like it when people are mad at me.

I wish I wasn't the way I am. I wish I was a different person, but I tell you what, Scott me this far and someday somebody's gonna kill them. You think? Nah. Nah, so. Now I'll get to a certain point in my life and I'll be like, people are actually good and everyone's nice and I wasted my life being a grouch. Yeah, that's gonna feel even worse actually. Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of like...

It's probably better to just convince yourself that you're right. No, it's definitely a grump. I don't wanna be a grump. Well, this is Facilimola. I said, today, the ink for a stage. Now, this is the high performance Hoover vacuum. So as many of you know,

Adam leaves crumbs everywhere. Didn't crap. And we needed a vacuum before our guests the other day. Oh my God, it would have been so embarrassing. So I went down to PC s**t sons and I bought this bad boy. Wait that, Bleepat, and Ginsburg? Yeah, and it was $150. That's not bad. It wasn't bad.

And we had a choice. Open box or you know. It was either off the shelf. This one or the Bissell. No, it was off the shelf. Okay. And I said, Hoover, I've heard that name before and I asked the older African gentleman who's working there.

I said, well Hoover, that's like a name brand. That's pretty good. He's like, yeah, the name, but you know, that doesn't mean the vacuum is better. That's a good point. It's a wise old man. And I said, all right, well, I'll get that one in. I'm not sure.

I was like, well, this is a Bissell better. He's like, oh, they're about to say. Well, okay, he's been more than I'll get the fucking. I'll get this one. Yeah. And they tried to get me to purchase the... And this was cheaper than the Bissell? They were about the same price. Okay. Yeah

But I was worried about it because I didn't want one with too many Attachments. I don't need any of that shit. I told him I got I got a 1500 square foot areas low pile carpet I don't I don't we want to vacuum this too. That's high pile. It's still carpet I don't need a fucking like the nook and cranny. I have a dice in it home and it's like, they upsell you on these fucking accessories. It's like two different types of not. What the fuck is like, oh, this is the dust corner attached. There's no way this is fucking any different.

It's a vacuum. How many times have you gotten dust out of the corner since you bought it? I never, never. Never, it's a matter of sucking up cat litter that the automatic cat litter doesn't contain Yeah, yeah, the cat goes in there. It's shits and it kicks it shit and fucking litter all over the goddamn house And then and then that thing gets stuck halfway upside down

Yeah, and then the cat shits and pisses all over the fucking wires being a TV Fucking take it anyway, so this has a performance swivel, it says? It's got a swivel, I didn't really want a swivel either. What I was looking for was kind of like a meaty old school, like a curvy is what I want. But like the cartoon, like the... Curvy vacuum, that was like the, that was the brand they would use that in hotels.

I remember Oric. Oric was also big, but a Kirby, like a big Kirby, that's what like, like a real cleaner, they're a Kirby vacuum. You know like a Hilton or something? Yeah. That's what housekeeping would have. It'd be like tan.

The big one with the big fucking bag on the back. Yeah, yeah. And those were power lines. You opted for a bagless vacuum, right? I just mostly, what everything is now, they didn't know. No, it is as a business. So we went with this one. Which is convenient, so you don't have to keep ordering the bags.

Yeah, and I'll tell you why I didn't want to swivel. And it made sense when, I wish we could have some product inserts here, but when you're on this low-pile carpet, or any carpet, doesn't matter. But this one, you know, like when you move along, it creates, you wanna create like a beautiful flow. You wanna grid. Right, you're like, when it swivels,

you get wobble in there, so your lines aren't even. Yeah, I wanna get to the end, I wanna turn around, I wanna match my lines and have perpendicular lines. Yeah, it's nice. Like a ballpark. Yeah, you're like out in the center field. Yeah. Then you want to get mad at people for stepping on your lines.

Yeah, but I will say this, working around the sea stands in certain areas, swivel comes. And it's true. So really what you want to do is you, if you're in the market for a vacuum, you have a 1500 square foot area with low-pile carpet. Whatever I recommend is two vacuums. Or if there's a way to lock the swivel. I think you probably lock it. I don't see a way to do that.

OK. There's no way to lock. Let's get a little action on the actual products itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. So we have the vacuum here and a reminder, if you're just joining us, this is the Hoover Easy Lift. Yeah, and in the comments, we're going to have timestamps to, let me get to this review. Yeah, so they got, and you can see there's already some stuff in here.

Yeah, and now that's... You see there's already some stuff in here. Yeah, now that's picked up a good amount. It did and they all have hepa filters now, which is important in the era of COVID. That's considered unboxed folks. Yeah, it's unboxed. So let's see how it works on this high pile rug. Yeah. We get this over here. Well, unplug the camera. Do we move the furniture? I think you're gonna wanna get everything on the stage. No, we're not gonna move the furniture,

but I gotta unplug one of the cameras, I think, to get this thing. No, I don't think you might have an extra out of that somewhere. This one looks good here. And just a reminder that if you're just joining us, this is the... Oh, that's power... that's a powerful unit. Well, it's like a pretty powerful unit Well, it's a pretty powerful unit and it turns off and on easy So yeah, I'm see what you're saying about the swivel. It's it's pretty severe. All right, so go high carpet I mean it hasn't swiveled much yet at all But yeah

Let's see what it's sucking up. I'm seeing it sucking up something. Alright, they got some a nice thing. I don't think you want to do that. I just want to, in case of my nasty enough power, up here. Because you're going to give them a false idea of how loud this thing is. People don't want to loud back in. Oh, but I thought they were a powerful unit yeah but that can be expressed with numbers or how much garbage it

picks up you want to stick the fucking microphone right on them okay yeah I'm going to do a little more. Okay. I'm going to do it. So this is picked up a good amount. I don't really, I don't think the stage was that dirty. So let's see what we, yeah, that looks about the same. Maybe a little bit more. I don't know, it's got, it's picked up a good amount. It's wrapped around the chair. That's fine. That's whatever. So anyways, that's the uh... Yeah.

The Hoover. The Hoover. Yeah, not even close to the... Maximum. There's a lot of metal shavings in there. Yeah, what's that? I wonder what that's. I don't know. And whose hair is that? I guess that's got to be my hair.

Yeah, you got long hair, it's gonna fall out. Oh, don't, don't come on, man. What? You breaking stuff. It's not broken, I just, It's not broken. Scuff it up, this is a nice vacuum. Maybe, of course, this is a nice vacuum.

I mean, it's one of the most beautiful units I've seen. Yeah, but you don't have to break this stuff that up to just, you knocked it off. You're making no effort to clean the place. You flopped it, dude. So it looks like it's got a QR code also. Yeah, you can scan stuff. Well, oh, scan to learn more.

So maybe, let's see how these attachments work. Now, like I said, I'm not a fan of attachments. Yeah. Okay, so that it's got that attachment in there. Yeah. And then let's say you want to go long. Well, they twist it to lock it. This feels pretty flimsy. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, it does. I do not like the flimsy nature of this thing. Okay. All right.

Thank you. Thanks. Thanks. Do you want me to get you? Let's say you have a little band, or maybe. We're having a problem with the connection, maybe? I'm a little confused here. There we go. Yeah, for those of you listening on the podcast, RSS feed. Yeah, so this is, I guess the crevice tool has to come out. Oh. That's still not really much suction on me. Yes, I'm not getting a lot.

Ah, I think it is. I think it's the brush it. Brush the kind of It's loud in my ear. It's a little too loud in my ear Thank you. Looks like there's a fingernail down there. I just scooped that real quick. Yeah, you got it. I wish we had gotten that on video. It's a little loud.

But it has been a while since I've been vacuumed. So look at the hat. it's a market difference. I mean, this is incredible. It's only got, I mean, it's got a little bit, yeah. Look, you vacuumed this side, and this side, look how dirty that is. Yeah. It's got dog hair.

Just a reminder, this is a review of the Hoover. You don't want to say the product. The Hoover swivels. Easy lift swivel adjustable. Upright vacuum, bagless, helper filter, important for those COVID times. And this is available at PC, PC, Richards, and Sun for the low price of $150. I don't know if that's just what it costs in most. Where the fuck is the goddamn crevice stool? Did you lose the crevice stool? Yeah, you didn't. No, no, it's in here. Oh, it's in there.

Okay, so that goes there. Now, why would this reconnect the hose to the unit? Does this go like this? Why would we reconnect the hose to the unit? Does this go like this? I think so, yeah. That's solid. That sounds better. That's a good noise to hear. That goes there, and then we're done. And then we're done.

All right. It's pretty good. And again, that's $150 PC Richards in Sun. And that was full price or sales. I don't know. I don't think it was open box obviously because we open the box. It's part of the unboxing. I think the key to doing unboxing videos is you have to have, if you're going to fill

an hour, you have to do maybe 15 to 20 different items. But anyways, let's put it this way. I have a Dyson animal V10 that I got years ago at full price because it's when I was making money and I said, I want to get the best vacuum, consumer reports. And it might be, the Dyson V10 might be the biggest piece of shit I've not a buy. In terms of not even just in terms of vacuums, in terms of products, things you can buy

products. The Dyson V10 might be the biggest piece of shit of all time. Yeah, I really thought Dyson was like so high as now. So fucking it's a scam, It's an absolute fucking scam. The Dyson V10, the canister broke almost immediately. They wouldn't replace it. It clogs almost every fucking time. Like a cat hair gets stuck in the outlet port.

So it does it. Advertising it as the animal. Yeah, right. You have to take the thing out. You have to pull all the, with fucking pliers, you have to pull clumps of cat hair out. And then it gets dust everywhere. You have to plug it like put it back.

Thank you, man. Put it back together. Vacuum up all the shit. You already vacuumed. And then by the time you go through three rounds of that, oh, now the battery's dead. So now you can't plug it in. No option.

You gotta sit there and let it charge for three fucking hours. Three hours. They don't have batteries. You can swap out. They don't have a cord. No. If you want another battery, even if you bought an additional battery, you have to unscrew the battery from its screws in three places.

You have to disassemble the vacuum, put another back so there's no way to charge that, I guess, outside. There is a wall charger, but you have to charge the whole vacuum and it's out of use. You can't just plug it in and use it. Not an option. It's a fucking ridiculous, man. Yeah. Then it has these removable filters that once a week, it'll just shut the thing off.

It's like, oh, the filters clog. You've got to wash it. It's a washable filter, but then you can't use the vacuum for 24 to 48 hours until the filters dry. No way to do it. So you have to buy replacement filters, which is just a shitty piece of plastic with some fucking, you know, like this shit in there. Get so much at cost. It's like 70 fucking dollars. How many filters have you had to buy? I just buy the third party ones on Amazon, but you can't let them know you do because then they say, oh that's why the machine broke. So really, because I was using a third party filter, that's

why the other part of the vacuum cracked in half is because it's a third, because this part, because I put a sticker up here that wasn't Dyson approved, this part fucking breaks, yeah, fuck Dyson. I hope that guy kills himself. Really, he should have been on that submarine. What's his name, Michael Eric Dyson? That guy, if that was one of the billionaires on that submarine, I'm like, good, I hope it gets, I hope his asshole gets caught. And I bet you, who may have...

Did to whatever hole there is in the hole and it sucks his insides out from his fucking ass. Yeah, yeah, they did. That would be a truly ironic... And I bet you, who built that damn submarine, Dyson probably. Oh, okay, sure. If, well, I guess, I don't know.

Yeah, but this thing, pretty good. Now, I don't know how it compares to other plug-in-able upright vacuums, but I'll tell you, in a pinch, I had to clean this place before the gas showed up. I could not, it couldn't have been happier. Yeah such a pleasant process. I love vacuuming I love that's the fucking real travesty with the Dyson is I love that it's taken away the joy It makes it a fucking yeah, it's like it's a one's really nice to see a dirty floor

And then you run the damn thing. Yeah, it's clean. Yeah, no not this thing you get a fucking penny in it And it sounds like fucking machine gunfire. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really, just garbage techno. The one that's good, apparently, is the German one, Miele. Yeah, Miele. But they've been around for a while, right?

They've been there that canister back. They're bag canister. They've been around for a while. I think so, yeah. They make kitchen appliances. That's the thing. Dyson is a tech company. It's these people that learned how to use, they read it, the guys that learned HTML 40

years ago, and they're like, oh, we can change everything with the power of technology and computers. And they spend all this time reinventing the wheel in a shitty way. And making the things that we already have that already work worse. Worse and then based on the subscription. Yeah, yeah. Do you have to pay for Dyson?

Considering, I mean, it might as well be the subscription based thing, considering like how quickly things break in the fucking machine. And then their water you just replace it with one of these cocksuckers over here. Cause I don't, my apartment's small. So I don't, I do need like a...

Something maneuverable. Yeah. And then with the maintenance, I looked at it, I was gonna buy another vacuum. Vacuum's are expensive. They're very expensive. And no, just I looked at it and it was like, it was cheaper just to buy a replacement.

I basically bought a whole new Dyson vacuum. That's the other thing that's weird. The replacement parts for the vacuum the real vacuum retail that fucking eight hundred dollars but you can buy basically the new like the whole machine part of the vacuum that's like a hundred bucks on their website really yes I got a build your own Dyson yeah I think so cheaper I got a new one of those in the new canister and it still clogs all the fucking time or whatever

But at least it's not like you know, I had to because the canister the fucking rubber grommets They disintegrated and ripped off and it wouldn't hold suction Dude, I'm I'm sorry. Yeah, so I mean, I guess when we will do an update on this thing once we've we've done You know, yeah, we got to do a six month update to say, you know, like if it's still running like this, a lot of these products out of the box are fantastic. Yeah, I guess what we should do too is, we can pull this and see clean filter every three to six months.

This will be doing that. We can dump this out on the floor and then vacuum it up again and see how that works. If we want to, I have allergies, but. But I guess you could, yeah, let's just do it. If you want to just dump it on, I don't know, I have to pee, but I mean, I would imagine, I can't imagine that it wouldn't clean it back up. Let me do it. Let's try.

I don't know. I mean, but that's the kind of stuff that like you want to demo. I don't. In a product review. Okay, so I like the construction there. Yeah, so this thing comes out and then how do you open this? It's maybe a twist. No, you open it from the bottom.

That there's a latch right here. What is this part? I don't know. Okay. Okay, so for those listening on the podcast. All right. on the podcast. Alright. You know I have a pretty bad dust allergy. Alright Gensbur, can we see this pile? Alright, let's see how this bad boy.

This motherfucker does this. It looks like it got everything. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

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I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm. Well, I think it's all right. Yeah, so I don't know. It's good. So that's a buy for now. That's a buy we're going to do a six month check-in with the product and then tell you if it's held up, we've had any maintenance issues. I'm satisfied with it.

You feel satisfied right now. I feel satisfied with the purchase. Yeah. satisfied with it. You feel satisfied right now. I feel satisfied with the purchase. Yeah, the the idea is that we want to I mean, I Guess like yeah, I mean we want to see if it the lot of these things work really well when you get them and then yeah You know the Dyson worked well when you got it. No, it didn't that thing was always a piece of shit Really I could not say fuck you and die harder to Dyson So what's his name reach the fucking the whole operation?

Everybody get firebombed not don't do it Don't say that if the entire Dyson company was in that submarine. I would say ha ha good that submarine I would say ha ha good. Those are my billionaires, it's the fucking. But this thing, yeah, you go with what Hoover, classic name, it's a classic name, it's an American. They're around since the 30s is not some British fucking freak. Yeah, I like the, I like the logo to look at the vacuum.

Yeah, that's how I'm in class. I'm free thinking everything. Now I will say this about the, and maybe some of the vacuum heads can vouch for me on this. The dirt devil logo is one of the finest pieces of graphic design. What the horns? It's just the words dirt devil, and then the L is a double tail.

I mean, doesn't that horns? I don't know if it has horns. Look at how good the tail is, what I remember. But the colors, it's bold, it's fucking, it's pie. Look at the hoover if it has horns. Look at how good the tail is what I remember but the colors it's bold It's fucking it's probably look at the Hoover. It's nice. It is good But I tell you the dirt devil logo is one of the greatest logos of all time Yeah, it looks like it's just a little tail. Let me see it. Let's see it. Can I see it please? Yep. Come on Yeah, so yes, it's not the L.

I think that's what it is about. I mean, the L would be stupid. It's just this little... Coming from the second D. The tail and then it's the pizza hot font. Yeah, let's go to that to the camera. It's pretty good. Nice.

Yeah, really, really fucking good logo. But I don't know shit about their vacuums, but I tell you, that's the power of branding. Dirt devil could be pretty good. My recollection from when I was a kid in the early 90s, the dirt devil was specifically a smaller handheld vacuum. Yeah, that's what they made it was good for a cleaning. Dust busters. Yeah, dust busters for your car. For your car. That's what they made that was good. For a clean dust busters. Yeah, dust busters.

For your car. For your car. That's what their devil was good at. There was also the ninja one, right? The ninjas in newer brand, I think. It is a newer brand. They make a blender. They make a blender thing that people really like.

The latest in all of that space, I don't know if they make anything other than humidifiers and air purifiers, but that love-wa company. Love-o-t. Who's that? I don't know if they make anything other than humidifiers and air purifiers, but that love-wa company, Levoit. Who's that? I don't know. They make air, that one might be actually one of theirs, but it's a woman known to business out of I think Orange County. Oh, it's not French. No. Yeah. And they, they do a hell of a job. They do smart air purifiers and humidifiers. And in this day and age with COVID. In these COVID times, how do an air purifier is almost essential? It really is. That's the thing I really like to see. I've seen Twitter accounts of people that just go around with like an array of air meters. And they're like just checking in American Airlines flight. Look

at the CO2 levels versus the PGM on this plane. What would they say? I don't know. It's just, but now because of COVID, we're just thoroughly encouraging the most severe forms of OCD and germophobic. Yeah. It's people like, good, good. You're actually doing communism by, you're making a revolution happen.

You're making a fucking bit. By being a psycho about the fucking air quality because it's like you know attach a climate change. I don't understand how it can't like that can be a problem but then if you're like it's like you have to go that crazy with it. You know we're all dying. Yeah we're all dying. Although when we had the fires here New York City it was the first time I've thought about climate change. Well we're just looking at the number on our Levoit unit.

We were like, oh, that's pretty good. It's that way. Yeah. Oh, look, it looks like it's taken up to 200. Sky was pretty though. It was amazing. Yeah. All right, well, that's probably going to do it for today's episode.

Yeah, thanks. Ginsburg, where are we at? Oh, okay, perfect. All right, so I hope you enjoyed the review of the Hoover Sula Vez, just anyways. If you enjoyed the vacuum and enjoyed the review, please tune in. Ginsburg will get hashtag Vacuum, hashtag Consumer Reviews.

Yeah, get that up. And then we're gonna have timestamps to the actual, when we present the box, when we show the unit itself. Yeah, then the demo. Demo, final notes. This stamps in the description. This thing, like I said, initially I'm not an attachments fan, but if you're going to have an attachment, this doesn't have,

this is not motorized, right? It's not another thing which you may like probably to trade off is less suction with this thing, but it does look like that can come along. It's less to clean. It's like less, I don't want to clean about the shit. Oh yeah, you got this. So you can do that.

And that'll give you a nice amount of stuff. They've gone crazy with the attachments, and it's this fucking over-engineering thing that's not necessary. We don't like it. But if you're an attachment head, then maybe you're in a market for a different vacuum anyways. Yeah, in the comments, I want,

it's important that you split up the market in the different segments. Yeah, in the comments, I want, it's important that you split up the market in the different segments. In the comments, you wouldn't compare a Ford F-150 to a Toyota Prius. Those are completely insane. Oh, well the Prius doesn't even have like a 10,000 pound towing capacity. It's like, okay, well that's not what that goes. That's all what it's for. Yeah.

So, but if you are in the attachment head, sound off in the comments, we do want to get kind of a, just a conversation going, and we'll go through the comments and then next episode, the people that have sounded off will sound off on here, the two of us. Yeah. So, if you have any questions, please like and let us know. And if there are other products you want to see us demoing right in to the show and then you could buy the product, send it in.

If you also have your company that has products and want to send them to us for free. For free. Send them in, we'll review them. But that comes with the exclusion of anything marijuana-related online gambling room. We know what marijuana is. Yeah, nothing with personal grooming.

Can't do any of that. Yeah. That, you know, we won't, we won't be like, we don't have sex toys. It's got to be consumer electronics. No, no sex toys. No sex toys. Only consumer electronics appliances, housewares.

Yeah. You know, if you have a, you're like a company that has like an air fryer, perhaps, yeah, we could do a little demo, maybe bring back Andy from Benzzy with Bab. Yeah, maybe. Anyway, thanks very much guys. Thanks for enjoying the review of the Hoover, whatever. High performance swivel, max light. Yeah.