The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mandal - Episode 89

Episode Date: January 18, 2025

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Learn more at td.com slash low rate card. TD, ready for you. Hello everybody, welcome to the Adam Friedland show. This is January, January 13th. That's a good, isn't that, that's, is that a day? What is that day? It's Saturday, a week after January 6th. Okay, but is it like a holiday,

isn't January 13th like a special day? That's somebody's birthday. Yeah, I think it's Beyonce's birthday. Is that Beyonce's birthday? I think so. Joining us today is, Mandel? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mandel...

Just Mandelbron. Oh, you don't have a last name? Yeah, just going artist with it. Okay, cool. Yeah, full blown man. Was there like another Mandel? Mandel is a Jewish name though. Really?

Yeah, that's like a Hassid name. Interesting, because it's really the Mandel Man. I really am the Mandel Man, but then people find that too ridiculous, cause it's really the Mandle Man. I really am the Mandle Man, but then people find that too ridiculous, so it just became Mandle. What's Mandle Man? I'm just a Mandle Man.

But like, what does that mean? Oh, Mandle means man sandal. Oh, okay. Yeah. But is that any different than, like what kind of, what is a man sandal? Like the closed toe? Sandal that like somebody like will barbecue in oh like a slipper

No, but it's it no you can go sling back or slide in with it like a croc No kind of more leather more like a Stacey Adams like a leather type Shoe okay, you know I'm saying like? Like something that you would wear with an industry. But you're wearing Forces. Yeah, but I mean, as artists we ever changing, man. Got it, that's a good point. Are you gonna change your name today? We always changing, bro.

To Force? That's hard. Yeah, you should make a mandal Force. I wanna do a mandal with an air bubble in it, like the Air Max. Okay, not like the Reebok pump. Nah, you don't wanna, man, the way my feet swell up, I need all the room in the middle as I can have, bro.

They're called Type 2s, Air Force Type 2s. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that beat will get you, bro. For sure. What is Air Force Two? That's the Vice President's plane. That's also a shoe as well. Yeah.

They had the Air Force One, they came out with the Air Force Two's around like maybe 2011, 10. And they were cheaper? They were like shittier? Nah, they tried to like, They were Biden? Increase the sales, you know what I'm saying?

But people weren't going for real. Yeah. There was no one waiting weren't going for real. Yeah. There was no one waiting in line for a drop. Nah. Have you ever waited in line for a drop? Nah, I never been that cool, bro. I see people all around New York doing that all the time. So you're an Atlanta comic?

I'm from Atlanta. You're from Atlanta, you're in town doing some spots? Doing some shows, man. Just trying to be my best self, but I don't think I could move here man the it they really it's not built for fat people that's true yeah it is true the smaller it they they really using every crack and crevice I kind of think the obesity problem in America is because we have so much space because

you go to Europe and it's all small like it's not if you got fat there you would get stuck and like in between like your mailbox and your neighbors It's all I think in stuck for sure you correct, bro I had you can't fit in a Fiat also in Europe. You know also we got rid of phone booths Yeah, you got to get you got to stuff it all in I was at my homeboy crib This one knew I couldn't stay here. I was at my homeboy crib, this one I knew I couldn't stay here. I was at my homeboy crib last time, and I had, the toilet seats aren't built for the amount of torque I'ma put on.

You know, Atlanta style toilet seats. Yeah, bruh. Tell us about the toilet seats in Atlanta. I mean, they just built, they built for real bodies, man. I mean, like, I had got up off that toilet seat at my homeboy crib, it came with me, bro. It shifted. But it was wobbly when I got on there.

So you had to have your own balance. That's also, that's like the easiest thing to fix. Yeah, you can just screw in the bottom. When you go into somebody's house and they have a loose toilet seat. It's like the New York style. You're missing some kind of man. Not my house. For your time. I got when I moved into my apartment, I immediately I took that fucking plastic shit the landlord had off there when I got myself a nice wood toilet. That's hard, bro. That's a nice look.

I heat it up. I got a I got a I got a tank of map gas Five sit next to the toilet before I take a dump. I just That's yeah, you're gonna look at a nice cocktail bar. Yeah when they make like a drink that requires fire Yeah, that's sort of the setup. I throw the net. I throw the toilet paper over my shoulder and then I fucking Yeah, I ain't go a lot bro. I spin the can in the air and throw it in the back. Half time I shit all over myself. That's a good idea. I'm wasting like 8,000

dollars a week on tuxedos. Do my cocktail bar bathroom. Yeah, you're like a flair bartender. I ain't go a lot bro. But I'm not making this a I sat on bro toilet And it came with me the seat got stuck to you like when I got up the toilet came the toilet She came with now the entire the entire toilet seat was loose

But that's more of it was a plastic seat was less it came up with me the plastic it chemically bonds you because we all Were filled with microplastic. I don't know if it was a suction thing or what It's a chemical bond. I had to order him another one on Uber Eats. You got it. I ordered one on Uber Eats. Uber shits? No, for real.

I ordered it from Home Depot. Home Depot right now. I ordered Settlers of Catan the other day, the board game on Uber Eats. Yeah. You can get Target. Target delivers on Uber Eats. They used to have Prime now. You remember that? Yeah, yeah, you can get target target delivers on uber They used to have like prime now. You remember that? Yeah, I remember that was she was awesome

Yeah, it'd be like fucking like 10 p.m. And I was like, I'm gonna play Luigi's Mansion. Yeah Anytime I was sitting at home. What's the widest thing you order obese? I've never used you breathe. So I thought it was for food Oh, sorry. I lied. I got it on door-dash I actually I should have lied to you. Yeah, I use seamless when I do food delivery Same chicken spot like fucking like three nights a week Yeah, which spot of that Peruvian? No, this is just called the chicken stop or something I have no idea but you get like a fucking, you get a shit ton of chicken breasts and a couple of drumsticks. It's pretty cheap.

That's the thing about New York, man. Y'all be having them foods, man. There's also, there's a Japanese place I found on Seamless that I think there's like a mistake on their menu. Yeah. And they have, you know they're like, they're called like Dragon Boats or something.

It's like 72 pieces of sushi. And it's like $35. So even with tip and everything, it's like I pay like 45 bucks to get this insane amount. Like a Super Bowl party amount. Yeah, insane amount. Now they're all a card shit.

Like if you got any one of those individual rolls, they're like $12 each. But for whatever reason, there's this thing. So it's like if I want sushi, I get like a sushi for the fucking week. See, and that's the thing. that's the type of stuff that a person will tell you and try to convince you to move I'm not telling you something good about my life. You come here you'll be ordering it four times a day they're like what the hell's

good why are we losing all this goddamn money yeah stay in Atlanta they make the shoot my advice to you is make the slippers I told you yeah, nah For we gotta be sling back for weeks You'll be on Shark Tank you'll be one of the guys on Shark Tank cuz here that y'all be like young man that comes on He says it's a toilet seat that doesn't get stuck to your ass and the other sharks are like that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and you're like 80 billion dollars. Yeah, bro. I think- Thank you, Mr. Wonderful. I think you got a plan, bro.

I mean, I just think they be on some like, I feel like y'all big on the like, it's a spot down the street with Kazakhstan hot dogs, you know? Yeah, we say that kind of stuff all the time, actually. And it's just like, okay, bro, like that's not worth more rent. Yeah, but you have to do it for girls.

If they want to go to Queens for a Kazakh hot dog You gotta be like, yeah, it sounds like an adventure. Yeah. Yeah, but you're just we'll y'all be fine mister Sometimes Instagram reels. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really find I don't know about it. I've never heard of Kazakhstan I think that it's a what's our real thing. But yeah, there's no need Brooklyn I have a life hack free unlimited sushi. I'm like living. I'm yeah, he doesn't have to leave But I have to I've been a woman. That's like I had on For real. Yeah. Well, the nice thing is Queens is it's technically the most diverse place in the world Yeah, like they're like

You can go down a city block and there's like three different languages being spoken. There's like, what are you doing? He's got little candies in there. Little Reese's mini cups. He drinks his Reese's. He's drinking some Reese's. What do you have in here? You go around with this lemon in a zip-up? That's just as funny as the recent one. Are you doing a physical comedy?

It's a Southern thing. Man, is that a thing about you? I drink a lot of water, bro. This is like William Faulkner would do this. No, I be drinking a lot of water, so I bring my own lemon sometimes, just so people know how. It's Southern hospitality.

My grandfather, he got a girlfriend after my grandmother died, and she sent me to go get her water, and she sent me back because it didn't have lemon and I was like Rebecca's your bitch. I hate Yeah, my real grandma. You should get a holster with a crazy straw man. Yeah, I just like the hydrate man. Yeah Why are you so anti New York you're like telling us the anti New York I like the hydrate a little bit you want something. Why are you so anti New York? You're like telling us that I'm not anti New York I like New York. I just think that you do well here. Can I ask you is this your Evian water? Yeah, this me as well like Evian Evian was like the original

How'd you do like that ship in the but in the bottle built it? He built he grew the lemons in there and then cut that looks too big to get in I feel like you have very particular things about you that you can now list on our podcast and we can enjoy. I'ma be honest with y'all, bro. What are your most strange ticks? Well, where I was going with that is, it was like the first one and everyone's like,

oh wow, bottle of water, great. And then, you know, Aquafina came out and Dasani and all the other ones. Dasani twisted. Well, ones. Dasani Twisted. Well, it's as McDonald's water viscosity to Evian that I don't I don't particularly care for. It's a thick water. Evian is one of the best ones. Well, it's like drinking like baby water.

It's thick water. Ah, you got it twisted. So Dasani is actually an Indian guy's hair. I went to the Coca-Cola factory and I found out it's the flat sprite. Atlanta. Yeah. Yeah, but it's still I mean that just You like this on it's not the flat sprite. It's the water that goes into making the soda No, it's an ingredient to the factory, bro. I'm gonna show you that. Well, of course, I didn't go to the factory I just understand on principle that sprite needs water

But here I'm out he went to the factory. Yeah, so check this out, but you know what Dasani is for real Water so not yeah, but like it's not from nowhere So like Dasani is wherever you at They take that they take that water. Mm-hmm, and then they put rocks in it They send it to Neil deGrasse Tyson. He does reverse osmosis on it. What do they do with the rocks? They put it in there to but not grass Tyson he does reverse osmosis on it. What do they do with the rocks? They put it in there. They run it through. Part of the, oh yeah, like purification, it's purified water.

Nah, like, it's a basket of rocks. They pour the water in there, and they let it drizzle into the bottle. Really? Yeah, bro, it's twisted. That's what Brita is. You ever open up one of those filters? Yeah, it's just like a charcoal.

It's just like a rock and stuff in there. What's your favorite bottle of water? Probably the Essentia. No, but that's purified crab, dude. I'm spring boy. Essentia, that's your favorite? Well, I mean, I just drink tap water. Oh, man.

There was a period where I drank probably a gallon and a half of tap water a day. Really? The tap water's good in New York. Not trying to sell you anything. I drink it even when I'm on the road. You say good as in, what do you mean good as in good? I in an extended stay recently, and I was just drinking out of the faucet Let's put my head on the faucet and drinking out of it. That's hard. I couldn't do it

That's the one thing I can't hose. I love a good hose. You see somebody didn't lock this shit up outside of their house Especially right now in LA I'll be going crazy I love this shit. That's especially right now in LA. I'll be going crazy Free hose yeah, yeah people are fucking all their abandoned properties. I'm running up. I'm grabbing the hose I can't get caught on fire cuz I'm filled with water. Yeah, that's true. That's hard, bro I think I mean bro. I think like I ain't drunk out of a hole since I was like Seven yeah, you know what cuz it's you don't even be caught Seven yeah, you know what cuz it's you don't even be caught Because someone might why they're gonna be like

Homophobic joke yeah, well confused if someone sees you drink out of a hose They might be like you know call you gay for it or something do gay people do that they drink out of no because of the hose Is technically like a you know penis like tubular like no sauce the hose a garden hose The people call their cock that I got their hose sometimes You know see I'm from a different place, but I never heard it deep south That's what la is good for you'll find some of those people. They'd be doing they got they got press kits Yeah, you'll have a deck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love words like that day. Yeah, I P. I P deck of. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love words like that. Deck, yeah. I-P, I-P is good, yeah. Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah, shout out, insane clown posse. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Wait, how'd you fit those lemons in that bottle though? That's crazy. In this one, man. It looks like they're too big. It's an art form, man. You gotta be one with the bottle.

That's the problem, y'all trying to force the bottle to do stuff instead of allowing the bottle to be what it is. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, that makes sense to me. You gotta redefine yourself around it. I guess I've just never tried that, so I don't know. I've been able to put lemon wedges into a beer.

Mmm. Yeah. So I don't. You got a bottle around here? I got more lemons if you want to. Well, there's a bottle right there Well, but I'm still drinking that is oh, I could take this down. I don't really like lemons in my water I like really water. Yeah straight up. You like straight up and down. I don't like an infused

water or anything Just water I need to hydrate. I can feel myself leaking all the time. Yeah, and I want to replace Yeah, what's leaking out of me? That's real. What you be leaking? Sweat, piss. That's hard, bruh. Yeah. I be wanting to sweat so bad. I don't piss fire like that. Really? Well you're probably adapted. Living in Atlanta is so hot. Nah, I got thyroid issues. Oh you do? Is that you drink a lot of water because of it? Nah, I think I just drink a lot of water on some like it's quite healthy to do It just made me feel like I'm doing something healthy

Yeah, I feel that way too when I'm drinking water like I'm doing like I'm a good boy I feel like I'm like I'm being a good boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I had I was about to say I could why I spend probably two and a half hours a day in a sauna Really? I take multiple sauna trips, sometimes up to five hours. So you like a health dude? No, I just like the sauna. Oh, okay. I like the heat.

I'm like a lizard. What you be in the sauna doing? I was just in the sauna before this started. That's where I came from. Yeah. Really? He takes business meetings with the Japanese in there. Yeah. Mm. Yeah.

And you be, and so the sauna smell weird No, it smells like cedar Yeah, the dry sauna is like it has like wood paneling and stuff. It's quite nice. I've never been a sauna before You should come for I didn't I this was it was new to me I didn't until like last year I never really so go in I'll go to the gym and I would go in for like 30 seconds, so I'm like, Jesus Christ, how the fuck do you do this? And then I went, like I started forcing myself,

so I'd do like three minutes and then four minutes, and my heart rate would get all fucked up and I'd feel faint, and then after a while, like you just get, you know, more and more used to it. Now I can sit, now I can sit in there for 45 minutes. And you feel great after. Really? Yeah. Clears your head of of everything I just can't do no belly reveal like that do you not take your shirt off at the pool new I might put on

more clothes on it really I had a friend like that with a chest concavity yeah and he also had to keep his shirt on when we were kids I'm going tuxedo swimming with it really full tux yeah you gotta not care about that shit. That's what the song is good for. It's popping the shirt. You're just going in there. You're fucking you're like damn I look like fucking shit, and I don't care. Yeah. You know it's dark. What does it matter? Yeah, and you also see like an old fat Russian man that has a worse body than you. What's the small talk in there? What's the small talk? Yeah, like what do you have to talk about?

Honestly, it's about other saunas. I've gotten into like nine conversations with guys in saunas. About building your own? Other saunas that we've been to like around the country like oh that's a great sauna. You've been to that gym? That's an amazing gym. So that's they hobby? Yeah, you just talk about sauna. Max is building one in his backyard right now and he's been going on R slash sauna, and there's a guy who's, I think he's always been a mystery, but he wrote the book on it. And to all these guys that do DIY saunas,

he's the goat. In fucking Finland They have like a world series of sauna And it's insane because they crank the heat up to like 220 degrees and then the Champions can they can only go in there for like five minutes at the time because it's so hot and then they come out with like third degree burns on their faces because like the air they're exhaling is burning their nose and their lips and stuff and What do they get like $200 or something? I think they win a sauna and then but there's

Yeah, they're like years ago. They had to like stop it because you like so I died Yeah, some guy got pretty close to dying or he died or something. Yeah, it's crazy You look at the picture these guys coming out and they just have like blisters all over their face. Like, I did it. I won the sauna. I win the win. You know, and it's like, just get into cuckoo clocks, man.

I don't understand. You got other options. What the word sauna mean? Like, what language is that? I think it's Finnish. And it translates to hot rooms? I think, well, it translates to sauna. Wait, so sauna ain't no.

It doesn't translate to anything because we just use their word. You know what I mean? But I'm saying sauna, the root of it gotta be something like hot room. The etymology is something. Like they didn't look at, they didn't create that and was like sauna.

Yeah, I think they did. For real? In the same way that it's like, you know, I mean, I'm trying to think, what's an American, or a thing in English that doesn't have, like a, like, that's like saying, yeah, what does Trump translate to in Chinese? But like, dumbbell is makes sense, like, it's.

A dumbbell? Yeah. But they have a name for that in other languages. If in Turkey, they called it it a dumbbell like in the Turkish language They were like Pepe kaka Turkish yeah, and they said dumbbell they wouldn't be like well, what does dumbbell mean in English? That doesn't mean or was it what does that translate to in Turkish?

And then like it doesn't transit we just call it the word is supposed to be he's really smart, dude what does that translate to in Turkish? And then it doesn't translate, we just call it the word it's supposed to be. He's really smart, dude. No, that makes sense. That makes sense, what you're saying, man. Like sneaker, that's another one where you get the root in it. Tennis shoes. That is a funny word, actually, sneaker.

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It's good I was fat when I was a kid and when crystal light came out or maybe I just discovered it I was like you gotta be fucking kidding me the pink lemonade. Are you insane? This is like this is how I felt when I found that sushi deal You know, I'm like this is like this is unreal that this is this You know, I'm like, this is like, this is unreal that this exists. With Acorns, you can lock in years and years of healthy money habits in just five minutes. That is all the time it takes to open your account and start automatically saving, investing your money so that it has a chance to grow.

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Okay, like a straight razor. know, I recently got like a grandpa razor. Okay. Like a straight razor? No, no, no, like a rotary razor. Electric? Yeah, electric razor. Does it work well? It's so nice, dude. Do you feel like you're going to your Wall Street job?

Well, I haven't had my phases, because I use those like Phillips One blades for the last 11 years. It's not a close shave at all, but it's so easy. And then this is like, my face hasn't been as smooth since I went from using disposables. I remember my dad had one of those when he was driving us to school.

Yeah, and he'd like do it while he was driving. I was like, I can't wait to be a man. A 90s man. Yeah, it's a very 90s. 90s boomer. 90s boomer man thing. Yeah, the really, and I was like, how does it even work? No, I love shaving in the morning now.

I get on, I put my cream on, and I fucking shave. So sick. Clean this thing out, put it back on the charger. I've never shaved in my life. Really? What, do you just use scissors? Like, I might get it trimmed, but I ain't never like straight up like razor to face.

Yeah. Do you have any plans for when you become like a comedy superstar successful? I don't think that ever happened for me, bro. I'm a I see it. I see it. I'm telling you professional feature I want to be I know how to pick them. I'm telling you I want to be the best feature of our time, bro No, come on. You gotta think some people got we don't know our roles sometimes One thing I noticed when this light go to different cameras that mean that's the camera. Yes active Yeah, so now it's on the wide right now. So all three of us are in the shot now me

Oh, it's following me now you now you and Nick beautiful Nah, man, you could try being a director. So that's one two and three. So say like now to one not No, you do. Oh, yeah Not a one. Well I just realized what I was doing in my head doesn't make sense because whatever number I say he just go press it. Yeah that's what I was telling you to do.

But I was trying to beat him but it's not confusing. There's only three numbers. You're like someone in like the trailer, like the control room. Have you ever seen a dot from a laser pointer and chased it all around? Yeah. It's kind of a similar thing.

Yeah. Not a four. There's no four. there's no four I know that was funny though you got a man thank you I went man went to three you got him okay yeah four cuts to black did did he make that up today no okay okay cool no but not man I'm just chillin bro I'm just happy to be working bro like this junkies This is a not a real job How long have you been doing stand-up? And you started in college no I started I started right after college and now I care about the LA fires because I heard Mel Gibson's house burned down. Oh, no

Now it's finally affecting me first. Yeah. Yeah when they told me Billy Crystal's house. I. Oh, no man. Now. It's finally affecting me first. Yeah Yeah, when they told me Billy Crystal's house. I didn't like yeah, man's a monster. Yeah Professor disgusting made a billion dollars scaring children He's a monster Yeah, he met a crystal I were But I will say this though. I do think that I do think that wasn't he was he the person from Halloween? Yes. Jason, Jason.

Billy Crystal was? Yeah, he's in Monsters Inc, that's Halloween. Okay, I do know who Billy Crystal is. Oh yeah, he's the little monster from Monsters Inc. The green one. Oh, he had a's the little monster from monsters, Inc. The green one. Oh The green had a run. No. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a good move. He's also like the the one of the Clippers celebrity fans. He's always like been a you know, you know, I like Jack That's a choice to make Jack Nicholson was Lakers. He was like the Clippers one

That's a very like that's a that's a man Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the middle were the two celebrity Clippers fans I feel like that's a wise decision now Vince Staples also I think it's a Clippers crazy have a basketball team named after like obsessive YouTube guys That's good. It's true. The mascot comes out. He's that Australian dude. Yeah. Oh man, Shane Heights Comes out is that Australian dude? Yeah. Oh man Shane hates Andrew Shultz once again, you can tell from look at the look he gives look at the way he's looking at And don't get me started on Bobby Lee Bobby Lee is

Adolf Hitler and basically Is an active homosexual? with stage 3 HIV Yeah, and now he's got a basketball team good for him. Yeah, he got now Yeah, he over to the new stadium in Englewood. Yeah. Oh, they got a new spot the Clippers have a new stadium That's a good idea, bro Yeah, they shouldn't be they would never be they place. I hate the they shouldn't they should go away I'm a Lakers fan, but I'm saying it would never be a time where people would be coming to that place for the Clippers over the Lakers Yeah, I know they're just this is unwire. They should go away forever But they have that Steve Steve Ballmer is their owner the guy from Microsoft

The guy from like yeah that video in the 90s where he's like sweating and he's like Windows 95 Windows 95 that guy owns the Clippers yeah yeah what is a clipper it's a boat yeah it's a team named after a boat they used to be the San Diego Clippers I believe before the metallic yeah yeah and they'd be taking some teams I rewatched Wally recently was it good amazing yeah it's really good Wally so good yeah yeah I like that movie Coco Have you seen that one? I watched it on a plane. I like scream cried. I was like But my mom was sick

She had cancer so I was like watching on the way to see her and It's it's a movie about teaching kids about what dying is and they do it in the nicest Why would you choose to watch that? I didn't know what it was. I thought it was the Mexico Pixar I didn't know that it was making everyone else on the plane uncomfortable. I wasn't I didn't actually scream Fuckin banshees of Isharan or something. Don't watch I would that would remind me of my listen I didn't know I thought it was the Mexico style Pixar. I didn't know that was about The lines the Christopher Reeves, but what it but what it's about and they tell kids this is really nice. They say

If people die you should keep loving them How nice is that and it and people will like the in the land of the dead? They keep existing as long as people still remember them. And so that's why you need to remember people It's very nice to tell kids that about the worst thing ever, you know, yeah, but the thing about it is Eventually, we all gonna be forgot Not it off Hiller Everybody with things going on right now, I guarantee you that he will be a footnote At some point with the LA fire is gonna be bigger than Adolf no way Trump is gonna be bigger than Hillary no way nothing that we

remember from he's not gonna beat the goat I don't know I'm worried about the only cat we know from from like Jesus time it's like 30 people we know Jesus and then Pontius Pilate and we know it's mom the mom the dad God God But that's I'm saying like the devil who was the who was the who was the who was they? Oh Marion? You get what I'm saying yeah, no, I don't understand. Yeah, but my question is who is Omarion? He's from the band boys of the 2k Boys of the 21st century on sister sister no he was a no that's mark. It's used to yeah That guy's mentally ill no is he crazy no he got he wore a clear suit one time a clear suit

You see he is now he had drawers on, but it was like, the suit was see-through. That's pretty cool. Yeah. That's like something Elliot Page would do. And I think it would go a little something. Yeah. Like this.

Elliot, come on out. Come on, Elliot. What? Lisa, put some of those lemons on the ground. We're gonna lure Elliot pages He loves lemons We know That is so that's if that is such a funny thing with this whatever that is is so funny

You're you're literally not in your you're like visiting New York, yeah You so you have to go to a lemon place and get lemons and a ziploc place and get ziplocs I'm just saying that like you're not you're not like picking them up at the apartment like where you live, right? No, but like but you're like on vacation. You're like I got it like this is part of like anytime, you know, like You're like on vacation, you're like, I got to like, this is part of like any time, you know, like, you have this on you at all times. But if you have, if you cut up two of them, you straight for like two, three days. I'm not saying it's just impossible, but what I'm saying is it's deliberate, right?

It's not like you're at home and you got lemons and you're like, oh, you know, like for my water later today. I'm just saying that that's something that's your principled man. I'm praising you. Let me tell you something. Cut up two of them boys, put them in that bag, man, two, three days you straight. You was at eight slices? Yeah. But unless you go unless you go triangular with them then you got some more. But if you go, but once you hit day five and six that's when you getting too loose because the bag don't have a lot of air flowing through it,

so you get a little moldy. Can I ask you a question? There's a Atlanta fast food chain that they just had opened around near my crib, like a year ago. What's it called? The Slutty Vegan. Okay. Yeah.

So I went in there and they were like, I think it's just a little bit much the way they talk to the cause they Should've called that place the gay man. Yeah, they're like have you been here before I said no And they said we've got a virgin and then everyone in the kitchen says like virgin And it's just like they make the staff do this to everyone. It's a little bit. It's a little bit much They'd be making people call they'd be calling It's a big deal in Atlanta thing a little bit much. They be making people call, they be calling, they be making people call. It's a big deal in Atlanta? They're like you're a slut.

People go, people go, people go for sure. They call you a slut or a virgin, and have you been there before? Nah. It's not, it's not like that. Nah, I'm not no vegan. I was vegan for about, I was vegan for two years back in like 2010, to 2012. What got you involved in that? I was vegan for two years back in like 2010 to 2012.

What got you involved in that? My mom made a bet with me that I couldn't do it for a week, but then I did it for two years. And you showed her. Yeah, but then on that, I was gonna keep going, man, but then I had some wings, bro. That's what, that you fell off of the wings? I did the same thing. I was vegan for like a year.

And then you started and you're eating a lot more plants So you feel good? Yeah, and then you settle in and it's just you're eating just shit all the time But see I was in high school, so I wasn't really eating healthy. I was just eating fries Yes, yeah, I started off the first like four or five months It's like, you know eating a shit ton of like, you know getting leafy greens I feel better and then after a while it's like, you know chips Yeah fries where you go to a place and that's all you yeah It's right exactly. Yeah, go to a bar or whatever. I was a fucking pringles man. Yeah Pringles

It's vegan Can open me and then I had barbecue I was like I'm gonna have a little bit of barbecue and then I ate an entire Pound of brisket. Yeah, I was like, all right how did it you feel did you like stomach? I went to sleep immediately Yes, nice, but I would always do that with brisket anyways I remember I remember the day you fell off the wagon you brought barbecue here Yeah, I think I had already had I think I came back from Texas and I've been eating barbecue in Texas Yeah, I came back and I got more barbecue. You know taste yeah for it. For blood. Y'all from DC, right? I started comedy in DC, yeah.

And you from DC? I'm from Maryland. Yeah, everyone's from the surrounding areas, pretty much. Yeah, man, I was out there, man, the crab dip is good out there. The crab dip is just, isn't that, it's just like cheese, it's cream cheese or something? But it's got crab in it.

Yeah, but is it real crab or is it imitation crab? I couldn't tell but I had it out there twice out there and I said, y'all figure that out. Where did you guys play in D.C.? I'll be honest with you, I don't like any of the crab derivative. Fair. Regular crab is fine and then crab is only good

because it's like- Crab cakes are good. I don't- Y'all like crab cakes? No, not really. I like them. I like crabs, lobster tastes better than crab. It's too much work. With the exception of like crab cakes. No, not really. I like crabs. Lobster tastes better than crab. It's too much work. With the exception of like snow crab. I like snow crab, I like king crab.

And then I like soft shell crab. Soft shell crab, like deep fried, where you eat the whole thing as a sandwich. But crabs. It's like, it's fun as like, you know, with your family, you go, you know, you get a shit ton of them, you spend an afternoon, because they fuck your hands all up,

they're kind of hard to eat, but then as a flavor, I'm not crazy about it. It's more of an event. Yeah, I don't like the work of the thing, so I'd rather have like the crab this or crab that, because I don't want to crunch up the stuff. Yeah. It's too much up the stuff. Yeah. It's too much work, bro.

Yeah. You said what? I agree. I went to, at the end of the summer, I went to Brooklyn Crab. And that's a great night. That's a fucking great place to go. In Red Hook.

Yeah, in Red Hook. On the water. Especially when you catch the sunset, especially if you're upstairs on the deck. It's really pretty. Yeah. Statue of Liberty. You just gorge on fucking just butter and crab

and then you look out at the sunset with just shit all over your face and your hands are shaking and bleeding and you go, wow. What a town. Wow. You know the worst thing is when you got like a shrimp dish and they don't take the tails off.

Yeah, or they don't clean the poop part out of that. Yeah, gotta get that up outta there, man. Yeah. Gotta get that out the middle of it. They got crap in them. All bad. All bad. What's your, you from Vegas, what's Vegas style food?

No, it doesn't have culture. Guy Fieri's, the Guy Fieri restaurants and shit. We have New York, New York, we have Paris. The double bastard rock star Mother fucker or the pyramid you could basically it's every culture. It's the child fucking cheeseburg with the Star fuck you fuckface burger. Yeah, it's the cunt fuck dip it's a 1950s rocket ship fucking

kill like It's a 1950s rocket ship fucking, have you ever wanted to eat a social distortion song? Well come in to Fuck You Fuckface Burger. Guy Fieri's favorite restaurant. And that's what it is. Suck my dick shake. Pawn Stars in Vegas. Yeah, it's fake. The whole thing is fake.

Really? Yeah, what's fake about it? It's all predetermined and they go to the expert, it's all fake. Coming in, I got some fat-sized Oakley sunglasses. I'll give you $25 for them. So the interaction is fake? I guess so, I never watch that show.

I watch Storage Wars though. I found a guy on YouTube, he's like an Israeli guy that owns a pawn shop and he just like everything. He's like, yeah okay, but you know, this jacket's fake. Look, the zippers are wrong. Like everything that comes in, he just shows, like he knows, well he knows what things are fake. No matter what.

He's like, well this is, he's like, this isn't a real George Foreman girl. You know, it's like everything everything I for some reason as a kid I got obsessed with the george foreman grill like the infomercial and I was like dad Please get one for our family. I was like you'd be an idiot not to it knocks out the fat I was like and he's like, I don't know. It doesn't seem like we need I was like, do you care about our family like? It knocks out the fat. Do you see like I just love I don't know why I really wanted us to have one He bought one. I was cooking on it. Yeah

That is pretty ingenious. It was a slanted. It's a mini press. Yeah. Yeah, that's all it's on a angle. Yeah Yeah, so I will say it is I had a black and decker one that I like kept Like well into my 20s, and I just lived off. I'll go to and decker one that I kept for like well into my 20s and I just lived off. I would go to, you just get like a bag of frozen chicken breasts, the grocery store in the frozen section, just throw one of those. That was my daily meal for. Yeah, I can't cook like that, so like.

That's not cooking. Yeah, I can't cook at all. Yeah. You can't cook at all. No, I can't, but the one time I did cook, it was on a George Foreman. Yeah. My eyes can't see something going from raw to cooked

without it being burnt. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I can't see the middle of it. It's tough. They have these things, these metal, they're called cake testers to see if a cake is done. I think we got another Yeah, got her ad here And you put them in and if it's hotter than your lip then it's above body temperature and it's done

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You've never left Atlanta? This is your first time leaving Atlanta today? No, I'm talking about I never moved out of Atlanta. I know, you said that. Yeah, but I lived in Athens when I went to school. Did you like it a lot? It was cool, it was a small city, you know, but I you know, but I mean we got a lot of trees there, right? Yeah, it's pretty yeah. Yeah, Georgia got a lot of trees. You ever golf around there, man

I never golfed man. We got to get into golf now that we're in our 30s. Yeah, that's a thing Well, you're almost in your 40s at this nearly I only have three years to go. We see the golf 38 37 39 and be 40 years old in like six months. I'm turning 40 in about three months actually Yeah, and I'm gonna talk that you look young. I know yeah, you look but it's not gonna last It's I'm gonna look like disgustingly ugly one day putting that lotion on I have been thank you I fixed my skin you noticed. Yeah, I mean we hadn't met till today But you didn't notice that I fixed my skin. You look yeah, my skin has been bad for like four years really Yeah, Nick gave me a great compliment the other night at dinner. You said that I was glowing. He looked a lot better

Thank you. I'm gonna raise you. I made me feel good. What do you say that? How do you I'm 23? That's awesome Yeah, it's got an old soul. Opposite situation going on. We met when I was a tutor. I was Big Brother Little Sisters. What was your dermatitis? No, it's, yeah, something, seborrheic,

seborrheic something or other. Seboric dermatitis? I think so, yeah. Yeah, it's like related to dandruff. Whatever. You begin to dandruff. Yeah. I begin this sometimes too.

It's really embarrassing, dude. It's all bad at like a laser tag place. All bad. Yeah, it's like this guy's got dandruff all over his c**m. That's crazy. Yeah. Remember as a kid like whenever laser tag time, the first time I got exposed was at a skating ring. Like a roller skater. Man I'm skating. They put the black lights on cause like boys it dust in your head You got roasted The worst one is when you got a hat covered

No, it's crystal light It's the have you tried this? Cause I'm trying to lose weight, it's crystal light I'm trying to make a change The worst one is when you got a hat on right? So they can't see the top of the head But them shoulders dusty Yeah

And they like yeah, you got it Dangerous throughout my life. I've never given a shit. I put cocoa butter people are like, oh you got the fucking dandruff all over your shirt I'm like, yeah, it's covered in stains. Also, I don't care. I got a comb right here. Yeah, it's mustard. There's all sorts of shit Who cares? What's your favorite stain you ever had on a club? Favorite stain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a tricky question. Yeah. I tied out a shirt once when I was like six. It's intentional stain.

Yeah, but it's a stain. Dumbass. That was the fucking question. It doesn't count, dude. No, it does count. Well, any shirt has died. It's an intentional stain. Any shirt has died.

Repeat the, let the words come out of your mouth again. See if you can identify where you fucked up. Say it again. I'm not. I'm saying it again. You're probably used to this from your time in fraternities. Nah. Say it again. I'm not. Say it again. You're probably used to this from your time in fraternities. Nah.

This is kind of a hazing situation right now. We're sitting here having a good time. Did you guys do, did you heart it? No. You started off being an asshole saying, oh that doesn't count. I'm just saying. What's your question? What is your favorite stain?

Yeah, stain. I say tie dye. You, that's an intentional stain. If you say something is a stain on our nation's history, it's a bad thing. That's not what I said. It's a bad thing. You're the one that prompted it. Is that a correct answer? I don't wanna get involved in this dispute, man.

You already agreed. You already said that's fine. Yeah, whose fucking side are you on, man? I did, I did, I did. He said that because he's scared of you, because you've been you've been Give you've been because you have a scary always looking for a way to carry no no no no I was You have to make a choice actually right now

Okay, yeah, whose side are you on I've been nice see man. Oh my god Graphic man, what do you what do you mean damn? I don't think you have to pick a side No, I already said he doesn't have to pick a side. You don't have to pick a side, I was just kidding. No, I already said he doesn't have to pick a side. You can't also say you're insisting. I agree with you, I agree with you. He's gotta pick a side, and then I say it, and then now you're like, oh, of course, that's how I feel, of course.

I just wanna say in this moment, I'm proud of both y'all. Thank you, man, I appreciate that. Proud of y'all, y'all too. You know what, you kind of mediated, you kind of got things okay. We were lifetime, we were career features were career features well me he was nothing I was nothing and I came from the dust you know and now both of us We've gotten like probably a year and a half of headlining out of this last little boom yeah

It's been it's been it'll go back to nothing, but that's fine. We got backup plans. Yeah I'm going sauna full time. You got a great demo. So don't sell yourself short. Nine years is not that long in this business. Oh, I'll never make it. But what I will say is I think y'all got a great thing going, man. People love y'all.

I'm going to go inner city public school teacher after this. I would do that if the inner city's brought back the... Remember the barrels that used to be on fire all the time back in the 90s Anytime you saw those warning No, no trash cans now they're like oil barrels and there there's always fire in them and there's always diamond plate steel What is it? Yes? What is the barrel thing when it comes to hobos because there's that and then there's the suspenders with the barrels

With it. Yeah, oh cuz they would go broke and then they would have to Why is that the only close? Why is that the only close? Yeah, I think it was actually that's like a way to humiliate people That was a dung and then they put you in a barrel also I ain't gonna lie. So I was about to move when I'm moving and I was doing like a go away show and then I was gonna do like a photo with a stick and bendo. Oh yeah, yeah. The bandana on the stick.

Like Johnny Appleseed, yeah. Yeah and then I realized like bro that's silly cause they could just like hold the bandana. Yeah right. Like what's in the bandana. Yeah, right. Like what's in the bandana that you need to stick? Also, it's not that much stuff. It can create like leverage. I know, but it can't be that heavy if it's in a bandana. He could have lead in there.

Yeah, there was on that. Are you only bringing a bandana's worth of your stuff to LA? Yeah, what do you think? What's what do you what's the priceless thing that you're bringing to LA when you're moving? Come on, brother Do you want a stick for your lemons? Let's try it out somebody Pete. Can we get him a stick? Put your lemons on a stick Yeah, I think it's a cool style. Yeah man. Do you have any other any unique takes like that? I got some fake AirPods on me right

now. Wait they don't work? No they work but they fake. Oh they're from like the deli. Oh nah I got these at the airport. Yeah. Yeah they fake. Do they like zap you every like now and then? Nah like people every time I talk they're like They only play Michael Buble What's Michael Buble's Christmas? Time talking phone because we like it's an echo Sounds terrible. Yeah, you're like I'm on my airpods. I don't know why it's Steve Jobs was he wouldn't do that He wouldn't do that at all

What was your first show? What like when you started to stand up? What like compelled you to start stand up? Well, I had graduated school and I was like, oh snap like I got a low IQ bro. So like I Was trying to work jobs and stuff and I was bad at it. And so I always been a stand-up fan so then I just tried it one day because my homeboy bit me. And then me and him was going to open mics every day with each other and then he got a job at IBM. And I just kept doing it.

Because his IQ is high. Oh yeah, he's smart. He's smart. What's IBM even doing these days? They do like security. They do Watson. Cyber security is where it's at. You can choose cyber security certificate, you gonna make six figures.

What does cyber security even do? They like get your enemy's home address? Like, it might be a business, you know it's like cats. It's people in, you know, with hunched over backs and whatnot, they typing and they trying to find the data man and they like chill, chill, don't do that. Oh, you mean like hackers and stuff're trying to find the data man and they're like chill chill don't do that Oh, you mean like hackers and stuff trying to like penetrate and they like chill. Yeah, that's what they do

Yeah, yeah, please stop chill. Come on, man For crying out loud Mr. Robot remember that show? Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah with that guy Rami Mm-hmm. They couldn't blink Yeah, he doesn't blink. He doesn't blink and his lips are upside down. That's the craziest thing about that guy Yeah, that guy stings. He's like Bob Yeah, bottom lips on the top and the top was on the bottom that's the worst man Do you play Freddie Mercury in that movie? No, I refuse to watch I watched it Man, I ain't gonna lie Freddie Mercury that that movie? No, I refuse to watch. I watched it. Man, I ain't gonna lie.

Freddie Mercury, that movie, I said, put them teeth in, I want them. If I get somebody- You have big ass teeth. If I get somebody, I'm getting them veneers for sure. Oh yeah. The Steve Harvey's. I'm chomping down, man.

The Steve Harvey's. Man, what? I'm gonna go to the Steve Harvey's teeth guy. I'm chomping down. I don't want my lips to close. No, let it breathe. I've always had asthma. Keep my junk open.

Well, I don't want to sell you off at LA, but the air quality is probably bad for your asthma right now with all these damn fires. Seems like you should be moving here to New York. Are the fires out yet? I check every couple hours. I've been checking, dude. I think they own it, they're working on it now.

I know they're working on it, but I mean it's like. But they only have girls in the fire department now. I also don't really know what you can really do for a big ass fire. I think it's like, and this is probably firefighters are gonna get mad at this. Yeah, yeah. I think a fire that big, you go out,

you spray the water at it and everybody's like, oh my God, thank you for the firefighters But I think the firefighters know that you're just waiting for that fire to put itself out You got a kind of letter on scores. What good is that fucking plane doing? It's pretty I feel like it's a wide spray is doing All know why I'm doing this that y'all know what a plane is. Yeah, I don't really need that But yeah, they go to a lake and they pick up water and then they dump it. I think they don't, I think it's like a,

it's like a, whatever's inside of a... It's called a retardant. A fire extinguisher. They use retardant. They use flame retardant. You know fire extinguisher juice, whatever that's in there? Yeah, yeah, that foam stuff. They got 100 gallons in there.

And they dumping it out on it. Yeah, I've seen the videos and some of them on Twitter They're like look at this beautiful amazing dump Yeah, they did on the what a dump on the Kenneth fire. Yeah, yeah incredible but this helicopter took stunning And I watch it is pretty it extinguishes part of it but then you look at the bigger map and it's like oh that's like a fucking it's

it's Hades yeah it's like it's like basically you know like when you get like a birthday cake and somebody tries to blow the candles out and they go and then like they flicker and then but they come but well they come back and it's like that first blow doesn't count for the second one You know what I mean? Yeah, and that's kind of how I imagine the fire that like the firefighting is happening Like they're able to do a little bit But this is such a big fire that like it kind of you kind of just have to wait for it to run its course To a certain extent Huggins lost his laptop in the fire

Just his laptop. Well, he's visiting LA and he was saying the palisades So he lost all the clothes he brought in his laptop there's some hard drives and stuff yeah and then it's not killed anybody that's the craziest thing because the evacuation yeah I imagine a lot of dogs are dead you I would imagine an evacuation alert happens and there's a it takes nine hours to get the fucking Starbucks in LA you know yeah and then these they like, that's working somehow. Nobody's died. No, it's not.

Thank you. That's a good credit to whatever system they got on give- Because in Northern California, Northern California, they have fires, and then it's like 30 people die. Yeah. Yeah, but those are like guys that are like hippies that like don't want to leave their, you know,

their intentional living community. Oh, we're part of the fire, man. Yeah, it's all boomer hippies. The fire, you know their intentional living part of the fire man? It's all boomer hippies fire you have fire. Just got a positive. Yeah fucking remember the 60s I I had unprotected sex twice 45 years ago, I'm Che Guevara. Yes in that video that cat with a fire Y'all seen that video that cat with a fire he had the Glass window. Yeah, and then the fire was like, oh like he's sliding his sliding door. Yeah, how'd that guy live? That's what I'm trying to figure out when you said nobody died. I'm like, how did he get out of it? How they live? I don't know. That's what I mean. It's impressive

Now that the instinct of course is to go online and be like this is all fake. It's not happening Yeah, these are crisis actor. In fact, I haven't even seen any crisis actors. No, I Think that it's I think that type of line cost a lot of money now when Alex Jones guy Alex Jones Is a house has had a lot of her when he got hit up with for that line I think people stopped but he's still doing info wars. I thought he was gonna lose everything right? I think he ain't lying I mean, I mean not I feel like he's stretching the truth a little bit more than he is lying Didn't somebody buy info wars now? Yeah, he still has to do it to pay his debts But he has to like he has to keep lying to pay the debt

Yes, to do it in a way where he doesn't get sued again. Yeah, that's pretty cool Because at first he at first he was straight-up lying and now he'd be like I've heard Yeah, yeah, yeah the disclaimer you have to do the gossip style. Yeah. Yeah people are saying yeah, that's Trump style He like he does people are saying yeah Yeah, I mean it's it is really fucking crazy looking we've got ten days before Trump's eleven days Yeah, especially for like the beginning of this year 2025 and then we got Trump it's like it's kind of like gonna be wild. Like I it hadn't dawned on me. I've kind of been like not paying attention to much but now

I'm like goddamn this year's gonna be crazy. Man I visited DC. I went to DC for the first time, maybe what, three months ago, and I was like, it made the January 6th even more crazy, because it looked way smaller in real life than it do on TV. Oh, like the Capitol and the mall and stuff? Yeah, so it's like, hey man, they really was doing too much. You get what I'm saying?

I don't know, not really. Like a cat from like a mile away could see like all these people trying to stuff into this little bitty building. Yeah. It's like, hey man, y'all gotta chill bro. Y'all going to jail bro. Yeah.

Do you think that the Kamala ladies are gonna do January 6 for her? January 10th January 10th. Well, maybe next year there's my Very past January 6. Well, maybe I just without incident so but that's the trick cuz they were gonna be like we're in the clear because January 6 has passed and then they just choose January 12th or something. We're women. But you gotta think about it bro. Once that cat got shot, they not about to be playing.

Who? Trump. Oh yeah. Once he got shot, the security is not casual no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They trying to keep that cat alive, bruh. Who is? The people who work for him.

The Secret Service. Yeah, the Secret service. Yeah. So I think now like I feel like now if you as soon as you you could text somebody man I'm about to I'm about to spray wine on him. The door gets busted down. I'm gonna try that. I'm gonna text out. Just say it right now. They gonna come get you bro. Don't text me please. Why? Well at least give me my name. But I just want to if that works Nick said no you gotta do you gotta be in DC during the thing if you know no no no thanks If you text him in New York with the greatest city in the world let's say if you in DC I'm on January 12. I don't know I just texted Adam What'd you say I made a threat and we're gonna see oh my phone's in the office right now, okay?

Yeah, but it come through this door. What did you say? Can I see it on your phone? You'll check it on your phone later. What's the threat? Why don't we, the trick doesn't work. Just let Mandel see, I guess, cause he's the guest. What did he say? I'll be a little nervous about this.

You think I'm gonna get in jail? Oh, you going to jail. But he sent the text. Yeah, yeah, but the way it says, as your lawyer. You're going to prison, bro. As your lawyer. They sending you As your lawyer they send you down as your attorney you can be my lawyer I saw your secret letter about killing the president. You get 20 years, man I just need you to feature while you're representing. I will do that now just do your 20 listen

Let me say this for your closing statement get ready to hope you get a washing clothes. I will not he's not good at washing clothes I'm not gonna survive on the I'm not gonna survive you down there. I'm gonna go Islam though the second I get there That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna be the first white Islam now. You definitely be the first one would you grow a beard? I can't I can't yeah Yeah, I'm not gonna join the Nazis You might have to I'm a Jewish guy. They wouldn't take me Join the Zionist Latin King prison Zionists. No, I'm gonna go Latin King. I'm gonna be a foo I'm gonna be an essay

It'd be funny if they're after you know, like after the Middle East saying and now Zionism is a dirty word if there were prison Zionism gangs and it's all just white guys from like Alabama They're like you brother Israel my friend Like star David tattoos are like well, it's more prison thing. They're like black is real I don't really believe in this stuff, but you know I mean it's it's about survival on the yeah You got to be a Jew you got to stick with your own Yeah, it's more I feel like this actually happened in some capacity probably soon. You know, yeah

I'm not coming up on lockup raw skinhead Jews I'm not gonna go to jail dude. I can't seriously but they if it's a federal crime there is a serious state penitentiary like prison That for like white-collar crime There's like one prison where they have a kosher food and stuff when you just lie that you need to go there And you get to play tennis and stuff I'll go to that one. I'm not gonna say say it Come on what are you saying? Man, you can say it. It's conspiracy Come on, what are you saying?

Man, you can say it. It's all right Man, it was just a dude because he's moving to LA. You can't say it on your spineless. Oh, bro They're not looking into the feet. Come on. Oh, bro. Let me make so clear man. I'm trying to change my family life I'm absolutely gonna keep my opinions Bless everybody in their own time. Yeah spoken like a true alpha male I'm absolutely gonna keep my opinions to myself. But God bless everybody. Everybody in their own time. Spoken like a true alpha male. Man, thanks for joining us.

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