The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 78

Episode Date: November 2, 2024

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Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. We got Mike Racine today. Great to be here. Welcome Mike. How are you? We got Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. We got Beetlejuice. Fresh off the Rico case. Yeah. We're gonna beat this thing. I hope so. I can't believe it's illegal to criticize. illegal to criticize a movie about you called Carlito's weight Oh boy Just trying to think of another gangster movie yeah insert fat into it. Yeah, I think I've lost a little weight actually you have you look right Thanks It's you got to show up you got to show I did 600 pounds on the leg press

Last week. That's a lot. Yeah, and her name Pat lady. Yeah, what's the biggest you ever caught? Huh? What's the biggest you ever you sniped in your life? I don't know. I mean, I probably did with some big ones like 800 900. Yeah like eight or nine hundred Yeah, yeah Speaking of I went to the staff graciously invited me to the premiere of his movie this weekend Oh shout out shout out. Yeah guys check out saws move check out stars movie It's very funny, and then I saw him after and he's looking trim Well, I can't tell and I don't want to be because I saw him on a script big screen

Yeah, and then I saw him in person, so maybe it was like the comparison because on the screen he looks 20,000 pounds was that I max it was I max yeah and even still that we couldn't frame them up you know, but It was the sphere And the movie was mainly just one of his nipples. No, it was very funny. It was good. But it was weird because it was pitched as like there was a Q&A afterwards. And I've been to premieres before and I just thought Q&A is, they come out and they answer questions and stuff. But they got to the end and then it was just of and then he sat down. He didn't have a microphone they were just bringing out like shrimp and Okay, and like pigs in a blanket and you're betting on how much you get a bunch of cheese that he was dipping it in

So I guess it was I look close. It was a queso and appetizers is what it stood for it stood for. Oh, okay. So they had to watch it as a quesadilla. It was that type of Q&A. Yeah, yeah. Wow. But I went to see it. It was there. We just did that right there on the spot, huh? What's that? That wasn't prewritten or anything. What? Q&A. The K the Q&A. No, I thought I've been thinking about that since the Q&A. I was sitting in the theater. I was sitting in the theater and I would look over to people on a bike. You think that's just for queso and appetizers? And it's mostly, his audience is all young women now. So they're like, please stop talking to me. You smell like a yeast infection.

Who are you? And I'm like, it's a different type of bacteria that only guys get. Excuse me. And it's in my throat. Because I've had a lot of dental issues this year, ma'am. Yeah, because I've had a lot of dental issues this year ma'am But what there was I guess it was a sad moment in the theater for me personally Because like you know he's got all he's got all these like stop fans now it's not just come town people right and we're watching the movie and early on there's a scene where you see his nuts for

Like it could have been more than like a third of a second damn it well what did you think was gonna happen that now it looks more appropriate me see now it looks like you're wearing your clothes you try to dress all the way up to the top and I just yeah yeah well it's got a straw I shouldn't have happened But it this that always happens to me for some I'm used to anyway Let me get back to me my point in the theater Mike back. I can't see beautiful Nick He's got these fans now right and we're sitting there in the theater and there's a scene early on where you see his nuts And it's like just a flash right he's showing his nuts

The second I even but I mean it's not even a second I said those aren't his nuts mm-hmm I know I know they're not as not okay and no one else in the theater does and I say it's like it's like if you're in a band with somebody you know and if they were doing like you know you guys are making real music together and then they leave and now they're in a very successful band you feel great for me you go see their big show yeah and they're playing their number one song. And it gets to a certain line in the song, you know them, you're like,

they made him change that line. They made him change that line. Those are not his testicles. This is not my beautiful nuts. I know what his nuts look like. It was somebody else's or you think they were prosthetic? They made him use prosthetic nuts. They asked about it.

Why? That's bizarre. Because I think it's illegal is it yeah to show your test See like even if you're like it was supposed to be funny I mean, I maybe I just seem safer maybe to you I think you can show I think you can show soft dick it could be for a ratings thing But it could be it's like if you were making You know I mean look at all the movies that came out in the 70s down there like yeah

They actually raped all those actresses and it was the 70s. It's pre-aids. I'm like, yeah We're trying to get something real here. Obviously rape her, you know, but oh Retrospect it's like I don't know Cuz I'm reading the power broker ever trick right clever trick women played on letting that happen now so they could accuse The Amazing directors years later of some sort of malfeasance. So I think it was probably foresight because yeah sure now in the world we live in showing you real nuts that makes sense but in 15 years from now that'll probably be like doing blackface.

Did he get better nuts or were they worse nuts? They were worse nuts. Really? He's humble yeah Yeah, well shout out to stop. They had to get a good guy. Yeah, he got worse. No. I don't think that was his choice What do you mean? He's his I don't think he yeah, but I don't think I think they forced him to use Shitty or nuts for the character, and that's what I mean. That's why it was I'm like they didn't even let him use his real nuts You get all this say all the success Yeah, and then still somebody's gonna come in some suit some network suit and say you're not only are you not using your real nuts?

They're gonna be worse. Yeah They're worse and they're designed by an Indian woman. We have to give an opportunity to We have a diversity clause diversity higher is the Did you see that there's a question on the ballot about film production like that there NYC is gonna set proposition six Nick and I just voted no and that's I didn't vote no on that you didn't you voted yes on that Well, I didn't vote on that. I only voted on and that's it. I didn't vote no on that. You didn't, you voted yes on that? Well I didn't vote on, I only voted on one thing, Prop 2. The trash cans, he wants rats. I wrote in Jill Stein and I voted no on Prop 2.

Prop 2 expands the Department of Sanitation's ability to enforce rules about putting garbage in places and it's like you should have thought about this 300 years ago when you design You know, it's like yeah, it's not my fucking problem but your landlord would get a trash can and then there would be less rats How are you how are you so passionate about the Like the one thing that makes less like it nicer Because I'd look I've voted I wrote in Jill Stein And I think I might be a member of the Green Party now. I think I might be you know fuck it this

I'm and here's so yeah, we got trash that leads to rats in the city the Republican answer is like Let's let's make it so here's how we can do it is We'll make it legal for landlords to pass on the fines from Sanitation violations to their tenants is that part of the law? Well, that's like that's what Republicans would want Where as liberals would say? Oh, how about this the landlords have to pay for it? But then we'll have all of these like Baroque rules about When you can put the trash can out and the type of trash can and it's like, oh well my friend Who's gonna design the trash can they'll be in it and like the trash can they have to be pride themed you know?

Where's the Green Party will say how about this if we just flood the city with rats? Then there won't even be garbage because they'll eat all the Department of Sanitation Yeah, that's my thinking is you just leave the garbage out get as many rats as possible And then it'll become like barnacles space, but then my wife's family will be upset because they won't have jobs anymore Your wife family are rats. No, they're sanitation workers. What are you talking about? I thought you were Italian Yeah, they'll have your wife's family eats garbage. I don't know they pick up the garbage They like sorry to raise my voice. That's okay

Yeah, you spilled all over yourself. You're having a tough day We're gonna beat this thing Yeah, I'm actually representing Mike and in court. I don't even have dress socks. These are I guess there's like a Christmas themed sock that I had realized they'd be showing on the show. You look like a black father trying to get his son back. Thanks. This is an insane look for you. Thanks.

One of the saddest things I've ever seen, I had to go to jury duty and there was an older African American gentleman that had like a dusty suit on showing up at the civil court and as a suitcase He was using a PlayStation 3 box He's a businessman he was a lawyer or he was I don't know Yeah as a briefcase as a PlayStation 3 box with tape around the edges That is not a fucking racist lie that I made up I saw it and it made me feel bad Yeah, you just never know what people are going through or what they can afford I mean when you see that you know, it's a lot, you know, it's not anything good. That's bad. Yeah. Yeah

How do you know so much about like the legal process whenever you whenever I have a question in that area? Make it up you do yeah, okay? Because I'm always like where does where did Nick learn about? I don't know and I don't probably Your lawyer dog you go to jail about law legal stuff all the time When I broke that guy's table a few years ago. I called Nick and I'm like what's happening. I broke this guy's table He's refusing to pay for the job. I'm just telling you what my argument would be right I know you use my words those guys who would be in court like I'm a sovereign citizen and then I get

On your behalf and writing defensive and like here's how I you want to call the police on the garage I did not want you to call the police Don't fucking I said wait until I get down there to talk to these guys I never told you to call the fucking police the guy was disrespectful And I just you know how I they fucking they forgot the door code to a Tesla and blocked his car in and they were like You're going to come back tomorrow to pick up your car Adam was like I'll pay for it now and they're like no you have to pay for tomorrow And they're gonna pay for a night parking they completely inconvenienced him

Yeah, I not being able to get his car out of the lot. Can we can we dial the story back a little bit? Yeah, what happened you were you had a car this car in the garage. He had a car He had as a car and he brought a car. He owns a car a Tesla car in the garage he had a car he had as a car and he owned a car he owns a car Tesla Volvo he has a somebody else has a Tesla Volvo V giant so anti-semitic you don't know I have a car I'd know I knew used to be a Palestinians car to be fair what's that he used to be a Palestinians car okay so he parked his car in the garage yeah and he goes to pick up his car in the late afternoon and he gets there and they're like,

yeah, we can't get your car out because there's a Tesla parked in front of it and the Tesla has a code in addition to the keys and we forgot the code. So they fucked up, blocked his car and they can't get it out. In a garage. In a garage.

So they said, you'll have to come back tomorrow. So he goes, okay, I'll come back tomorrow but I'll just pay for the parking now. And they're like, no, you're gonna have to pay for the full term you're gonna charge him another day They're gonna charge him another day Yeah, right and any normal person would be like you're out of your fucking mind either you either the parking is completely free Yeah, because this is when I need my car. Yeah keeping it for another fucking day Yeah, or you know like I mean I'm not paying. I'm not paying fucking anything Yeah, you know like that for another fucking day. Or, you know, like, I mean, I'm not paying any,

I'm not paying fucking anything. You know, like, that's where you start. That's even like the tiniest injustice will make you like, wanna fight. And then he's like, they're gonna make me pay for another day. And then, no, you even fucking tell me that. Okay, that is not what happened.

What happened was, he's like, you need to pay over. And the guy was yelling at him, he's like, fuck you! He's like, fuck you, I give you discount all the time have to pay all the time fuck you and I was like get out of here I was like, bro. I'm just I'm don't want a problem. I can't clearly have my car right now I'll come back tomorrow. Yeah, and he's like he's like you give me shit and I was like listen Brother, yeah, like just what and then hit the his Worker was like the code to the Tesla No, his co-worker was like listen man. He has problems

Okay, my he has a lot of problems. His family was killed by sicario. Yeah Describing the plot of sicario and you're like that's sicario Okay, how about this he's he was actually so he was a witch and the there was a princess who was asleep and she lived with me just Everyone thought he was a bad guy, but actually he has his own stuff going on. They're like, wait a minute That's the musical wicked. Uh-huh. And he's like, I think he's figured out my scam. I And he's like, I think he's figured out my scam. I said there was a problem with the parking. And then when people fight about it, I say, okay, listen.

So he is a mentally disabled man living in South Carolina. And he loves radios. And the local football team at the high school. At first they do a bully to him. They put him in a shed and beat him. But the coach coach he says no We make him the number one mentally disabled man in the town And so if you don't pay the full parking radio would be very sad

I was like, yeah, it's right. I'll pay 250 hours for every night parking. I didn't Yeah, so you apologize the next day. Yeah, and he said to me he has problems and That he's he didn't he didn't want me to call his boss and get him fired Where they both the same race she made one sound like he was Middle Eastern and the other they were both Chicano Latino Yeah, yeah, which I am as well. I'm from the way I'm from this You know like I understand la raza La Raza and I like the Smiths. I like the day of the soldado. Are Puerto Ricans actually mad about the Tony Hinchcliffe thing? I don't. I keep being told by Jen Psaki and Abby Phillips that Puerto Ricans are mad,

but I feel like if Puerto Ricans were mad, you would know. You would know, yeah. Yeah. You know? I think they're chill. It seems like it's another lie like change right there like a look at the Puerto Ricans are mad In the same way they're like the weather is bad. I'm like the weather seems the same to me. I mean I guess it's It is bad sometimes right there any more or less mad. Yeah If kill Tony blows, Pennsylvania for Trump it is very funny Yeah, you know at the end of the day that is very funny I don't think that's a real thing though But you know what I realized in all of that because I saw it initially where they were like oh

People are mad about his island of garbage comment Uh-huh, and then like I thought he was talking about Staten Island Uh-huh because and then I realized this at some point in my life Somebody told me that Staten Island was made out of garbage. Oh, okay that they was a constructed island that they had created out of garbage and Clearly that's not that far from well clearly that was a joke. Yeah, but I've been to Staten Island plenty. Yeah, and Until that moment I never realized like oh, there's no way that's true that moment I never realized like oh there's no way that's true. Until you went there? No until two days ago. Oh okay. I've continued thinking like oh this is an island made out of they just like it was a landfill, it was a floating landfill and they kept adding garbage

and then they planted trees on top of it. Yeah. And I thought that until yeah I'm almost 36 and I was like wow that's crazy And I was thinking about other things that I've just like it like you know there's say I am not I'm not smart But like that seems particularly stupid And there's facts like that that I have in my head that are just in there And I never even because they've got in so long ago. I don't even question them like I just remembered In thinking about that that I thought Amber Frost was Chinese Until we had lived together for like a year no right and then we had to have a see I don't really want to know

What race she is though because it's like a mystery and she told me recently how old she was and I? Said you know I know that well. I just didn't know it was kind of fun to like not not know She's Caucasian, but I thought she was half Chinese or something for years because we have been friends for years Okay, and then when we finally hung out in person, I was always like this person Chinese, right? What's that's maybe Facebook friends? Yeah, I was like, what the hell is this? Right, right. And so I thought she was maybe half Chinese or something and then the first time we ever hung out I lived in Chinatown So she was in Chinatown and she was like meet me at Pearl River Mart. I'm shopping

And because she was at Pearl River Mart, I was buying frogs buying Chinese stuff Chinese home And then yeah, it was like, you know, I don't know Yeah, we lived together every year and she was, so-and-so thought I was Chinese. And I'm like, ha ha ha, wait, what? Yeah. You know, I'm like, you're not Chinese? Yeah.

She's like, no, I'm not fucking Chinese. I was trying to tell you that. He kept calling her Lotus Blossom. Okay. And I was like, she's not Chinese. Right. She's just allergic to bees. She's having an allergic reaction.

But I feel like Amber's race is like a secret though, because it's like she doesn't tell you what She is so I don't want to ask most people do usually right when you meet them. I mean meet them. Yeah I'm blazian right. My name is Marcus. I'm blazian blazian. Yeah Yeah, so it's almost like it. Maybe that maybe Amber's race should be a mystery Yeah, cuz I never knew how old she I never knew if she was older than me younger than me And I didn't it was kind of fun not knowing and then she told me she ruined your fun. Yeah. Yeah, yeah She's 27. She's 27 years old and she looks really she's over the hill

You get to see her when she was in town. I saw her boyfriend had a movie premiere. Yeah, I was there. Yeah, right I saw you. I thought I saw you. I couldn't tell if it was you or not. And then I had to get another fucking root, scaling and root planing done that morning, where they numb you all up and then they dig under your gums, which I guess is now I have to do every time.

Yeah. So, I was like fucking, my head was throbbing and I just want to go home so I just dipped out as soon as it and I wanted to dip out to Nick text me and he said I had a dental problem you left because you you thought the movie was bad no the movie was great oh why'd you really well Nick texted me and he said are you were you at the premiere I thought I saw you and I said yeah, and then I left Because I was tired. Hmm, and I didn't feel like Hanging out or socializing or anything and I said what's what good is gonna come out of me going to say hi to Nick

No, I mean like what we're gonna say hi, and then we're gonna go home We both don't want to do this look too old with this whatever this is I think this is a good episode. Oh, okay I think you had some I'm just I'm just sitting here trying to make you Look good. Don't make it like I'm some kind of queen that needs to be made to look good Yeah, I'm lowering my head Yeah, get me in. Oh add oh guys by the way, it's November 8th and 9th I'll be at the funny bone in Syracuse, New York. I Forgot that I was doing it so I should mention it now guys We want to talk about America's first ever USDA organic THC gummy

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episodes of Seventh Heaven. Oh, okay. Yeah. And is it a different experience now that you know the truth about the guy? There's one, uh... It's better. Shout out to Tim Dillon. That's like a lot of people know that's where he got his start. He plays Dwight on Seventh Heaven in three episodes.

Really? Yeah, young Tim Dillon plays Dwight. And that'll be a fun little treat if you want to look up that character and Maybe those see those episodes and when he shows up and you go. Oh, that's Yeah, that is Tim where is it streaming anywhere? I think it's on Amazon Prime. Okay It's so funny because I would watch that show as a kid and I despised it Uh-huh, but I would why would just be on would be on you get home from school and you'd watch seventh heaven and it's just Such an obnoxious show.

And the more you watch it, it's like, this isn't even a Christian family. This is like, the father's like the fucking Ayatollah here. In every scene there's a private conversation happening where it's like, should I let dad know that I wanna cut my bangs? And like the entire family's like, Eve's there outside the door listening.

And the dad's like, Mary wants to change her hair without asking me my children are losing their minds and then the wife is like Eric is it really that bad he goes yes it is you know and then it's like this screaming match all right when I was 22 I tried to like put that tried to recut a the intro for seventh heaven where it's like cuz you know know the song, like, Seventh Heaven, when I see their smiling faces. Yeah, right. Seriously, you're fine. Don't shh.

And so, yeah, we don't need anything. Not contributing anything to the band. Seventh Heaven. Go ahead. No, I'm done. I was, I was, background vote, background vote was. And the dad was like a full on, I wanted to recut the intro and just replace all the

You know the characters like like title inserts or whatever But just with scenes of them screaming or crying cuz that's my man That was my memory of the show right people are always fucking miserable and Matt's always like Like it's like where the hell is Matt. He's been out all night And it's like oh he was helping orphans do math and like they were like well We still have to punish him because he didn't call you know and it's like it's just such a fucking It's just it's like watching people suffer in solitary confinement Uh-huh, and but it's then you're supposed to be like what a nice family. You know I don't know who it's for

Yeah, I really don't know who it's for yeah, and the only thing that makes it better is knowing that the father was having sex with children in real life It's like that. He's like at least those he's doing something. He actually likes sure you know It is good to have structure and discipline in your life though, huh? It is good to have structure and discipline, but they don't really have that no no Okay, they're like they live in this big beautiful house off of like his minister's salary. It doesn't make any sense, right? So if you're looking for a healthier way to enjoy a carefree moment, you can give cornbread hemp a try They've created the first ever USDA organic THC gummy. That's a hundred percent legal as a special offer for our listeners listeners of the Adam Friedland show you get 30% off your first order just visit

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Thanks. I just didn't want you to Spill your coffee again. He's doing it again It's okay, I think coffee stains are kind of easy to get out of clothes. I love this look, dude you do It's a second-chance finance manager This car lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're like yeah, we can sell you the 30 year old Previa, but It's gonna be at fucking 85% APR Yeah, you know zero down. Yeah for 25 years, but it's gonna end up costing you Probably probably about that. Yeah, I'm just feeling like I need to dress better cuz I take my kid to a preschool every morning in Tri

Becca yeah, and I go I wonder so excited trying to fuck one of the moms. I mean, this is this is too much Yeah, I do want to see the talent like at that school of kids that it Matt. No, not the kids Oh the mom the mommy there's one Yes, it's nice. Not that I'm at you. I mean Yeah, we're happy. I mean you have a career man. What do you mean? Make your like a notable like good comedian, right? Yeah, why are you going to preschool like this? I just thought I just think I lost his job No, it's as you go looking like a comedian

I know but I feel like I show other dads have to dress like this and you get to wear like Yeah, you know like you're fucking Hezbollah hoodie People like how do you get away with that? And you're like yeah, well my job is You know I talk about cigarettes in Palestine And then I go do jokes about being Italian no he wants Ben to see his dad in a nice suit I guess it's like over. Yeah, no you should be like Kevin Smith Okay, you and your did your daughter should have the same big junko shorts I just don't want anyone to think I'm like a degenerate. I

Don't know. I'm feeling a little more sick that though. I mean, it's like I thought about it I thought it are like like it's like oh, how do you think you became an alcoholic? They're like, oh my dad would wear shorts Yeah, you know, it's no that's not a way you can fuck up a kid is by having Wack I'm just trying to be less of a commie these days Well, I'll tell you what you need to do is watch Seventh Heaven and take a page out of Eric Camden's book Okay, because that man is a perfect father, okay There's not a single element of any of his children's lives that he doesn't have complete control over okay

Even their internal thoughts they're not allowed they have to pass they run it by him And then he issues fat was from the kitchen. You know like that's that seems like that's the ideal situation I Hate that show You're still mad about it. Yeah, why are you and you were like mad? I literally have been watching it every night I was oh you're back watching fucking 7 to heaven last night really yeah, I can't help myself, and then it builds And I'm sitting there with my girlfriend and the intro comes on I'm like I hate this fucking song and she's like do you want To skip it. I'm like no Take it get let it wash over like it's me fired up

to just fucking hate these people and Works hate these people and But that's like it's like the family's being bad the family's never doing anything that's actually bad right you know It's like fucking you know Eric who's like the older brother who's like 30 years old Like he stays in very what's his name Barry Watson? He like stays at a girl's house till like 5 a.m. Uh-huh and then the dad's like Have you completely lost your mind? You know and that's like exactly how he reacts. It's like screaming at the top of his lungs And then they're grounded, but like what does that mean because it's like they're still allowed to they're like well He can still go to the library and go to school, and it's like that's all he was doing anyways

He doesn't do anything your kids don't do anything other than fucking I think deep down you want to be a member of this family And you know I want to watch you dad I want to watch more episodes of seventh heaven be like you fucking piece of shit And it's good and it's healthy because they're fictional characters now when there's a TV show like that where there's I mean How many seasons of seventh heaven are there seven seasons So when there's when you there's seven seasons, there's probably like 20 episodes in a season How do you approach a piece a piece of content like that just? But you just pick randomly no you just watch it straight. He's you watch you straight through watch it straight through

There was a good one. I guess, it was maybe episode five or six of season one. Yeah. And they're living in, I'm assuming this is supposed to be like Northern California. I think it's like Elk Grove or something. How far into the series are you? I'm close to the end of the second season though.

Okay. So they're in. It's like Sopranos. But he's watched like 20 hours of 7-10. They're in like suburban Sacramento. But he's already seen it. This is like his fourth time around. Is there in suburban Sacramento? No, this is the first time I've sat down and like watched the show.

I mean it was on all the time when I was a kid. So a lot of this I'm familiar with having seen the show. But like... So they're in suburban Sacramento. The year is 1996. And somebody burns down the Black church. Uh-huh. You know?

Yeah, that's just, that was happening all the time. That's happening. Yeah. And so the Black church family has to move in with the Camdons for a week while they, like, you know, I don't know why they have to move in with them. I think it's because they're worried somebody might burn down their house also.

Right. And so they're, I mean, it's like 1950s worried somebody might burn down their house also right and so they're I mean it's like 1950s Alabama, it's fucking insane Burning down the black ministers house and like all this I mean yeah So they have to live with the Camden's and they live with the Camden's and like the children they have the same They move in and all the black kids are on one side of the living room and the white kids are on the other side of the living room and the white kids are like so do you like the living room and the white kids are on the other side of the living room and the white kids are like, so do you like things? You know, like they said they never met a black kid and so one by one they start integrating,

right? And so like, you know, they pair off, because obviously the black family have the same kids of the same age. Right. And they brought all their grandkids in too, right? So it works their way up from the bottom so the young the babies because they haven't learned prejudice yet they get along right away okay and then Simon yeah then then Simon Simon and the black boy they've of course your prejudice against the people

who are living in your house yeah right but I mean it's like they I mean they might as well be fucking aliens and Simon and the black child or son they become friends and they go to a park and they're playing and then Simon decides to take all his toys away And then a bully on the park calls him an n-word lover and Simon I mean, it's like I mean they drop it the kids. It's insane. Yeah Like a guy's an eight-year-old would be dropping the end Word love and we love her. Yeah, you know like It's nuts, you know and then so and then Simon's like, you know, you take that back Meanwhile the same time so the same character Simon is like mom

Why would anyone want to burn down their church like he just doesn't understand it, right? But he knows he knows about the n-word and would and word for it means and that's happening Of course Lucy becomes friends with like the black daughter and so Lucy comes out and she's got oh she looks like Bo Derek now She's got fucking braids. Oh, right, right, right? And then the father's like what what is this? Normally if she had had braids that would be a screaming match in the house and you would make her shave her head. And spend like 10 days in that black cube in Mecca, you know, as punishment.

But not this time. It's a Wahhabist family. So they come out and the family, like they see Lucy's braids and like, she's like, look what Keisha did, you know? And then Keisha walks in the frame, she goes, it's an ancient African hairstyle. Dating back and then explains that this's an ancient African hairstyle dating back to and then explains

That this is an ancient African hairstyle, you know, and that's why she has the braid. So that's their cultural sharing Yeah, then the final part is the older black brother and Matt They don't they take the longest to get to you know, so at one point They belong assignment is an our parents at odds, or they're cool with each other? No, they've been bad at them. They're cool because they're boomers and they solved racism. They went to Woodstock. They understand, yeah, they remember fucking listening to...

They were Che Guevara. Yeah, exactly. They were. They were like, they were probably... They were the evangelical Christian minister. They were vaguely aware of soul music. So that means they don't have to they get all this This is it you know because it's 1996 so the meant the prevailing mentality at the time is like boomers solved racism We fix lower reacting to Rodney King It's like so that's you know anyways, so then the older brother

The older brother and you know they don't really get along because the older black brother is like he's kind of surly, you know Yeah, and you know Mary's like hey you guys want to play basketball He's like, oh cuz that's what we like we like basketball, huh? I think that's what we do after church, you know And so like Matt like you man him there's tension and then they go to pick up the kids at school Right, they go pick up Simon and Simon's taking a while to get out You know because he's in suspension for punching that boy that called him an n-word love Oh, you got in trouble for that trouble for it. So he's in he's an after-school

Yeah, like the boy get suspended to We have to understand this is Sacramento in 1996 this is he's all right have to understand this is Sacramento in 1996 this is he's like hey right so normalized yeah racist place yeah yeah and so the school security guard he's like he sees them parked outside in the loop where people park to pick up their children from school uh-huh that's where they go and it's after school yeah time where you'd be bad think I know where this is Matt comes out there he's like he's gonna seize the black kids like the hell are you all doing over here? You know and the Matt's like we're just picking our brother up from school man Stop giving us a hard time

Yeah, really doing his acting man man Man, could you just like stop giving us a hard time man? We're just picking up my Christian brother from school Just picking up my Christian brother from school Yeah, and he's like yeah, well my job is to keep vandals You know like looking at the black and vandals yeah away from your vandals and miscreants You guys are gonna get back in the car and leave he's like we're picking up my brother, man Yeah, you know We're just kidding. You're not even a real cop cop He's like get back in the car and leave or whatever they're like whatever man forget you and then I think that they just leave So I'm I can't remember yeah pick him up or not

but they leave and they're getting back to the house and then like You know they're walking back and the black brother is like man Why do you think he gave us a hard time back there and that's like I don't know the guy was just a rent-a-cop dick You know he's like oh you think that's all one you know and he's like I don't know the guy was just a rent-a-cop dick you know he's like oh you think that's all it was you know and he's like trying to explain he's like man everybody's afraid of me did I ever do anything to you did I ever threaten you never hurt you in any way but you're afraid of me too just like the security guard was and then like Matt says to the black kid he goes no you know what the issue is man it's your

attitude oh no go around with a with a no shoulder like everybody owes you something no Oh, no, and then living off the dole and then the black older brother. He's like he goes Like he takes it into consideration that's the lesson that's the cultural sharing that happens is that they have bad attitude Yeah, they got bad attitudes. They're just waiting for Attitudes and so Matt teaches the older brother that it's like because black men have a bad attitude. That's why stuff like their welfare And then at dinner and right here There's an ongoing joke throughout the episode where each one they take each family memory It goes down the line till they take turns where somebody says, you know

If you rub salt on butter and heats up and then they pour salt on the butter stick And then he goes yeah put your hand over it and then when they put the hand over to feel it So the other person smashes their hand in a good prank right and and then and then the dads are like oh I remember this trick, and it's like what no this isn't a trick It's a weird fucking thing you made up the grease stain on their shirt It starts with Matt And they do the trick down the family until it gets to Ruthie and then Ruthie does it to the older black brother and then this is after Matt's speech to him about his attitude. It's your attitude. It's your shitty attitude.

But before that, before how the butter gets to the table, right? Because Matt says that to the older brother and the other brother is like, oh it's my attitude problem. That's why black males are, you know. Oh my god And yeah, so then they're at the dinner table and the the mom says Matt Can you go tell Lucy to bring the butter into the kitchen and Matt instead of getting up? He goes Lucy bring the butter into the kitchen and then they kind of look at him and he like shrugs or whatever So what Matt has learned from black people is being loud That's what I picked up. Yelling at women? Yeah, screaming. So he's learned that. That's the cultural sharing that happens between them.

Jesus Christ. And someone's getting residuals from that episode. Yeah, and then the episode... The episode of course... Whoever wrote that is, yeah. With the parents obviously almost fucking while dancing to Louis Armstrong. Okay. Yeah Wait, that's black music. Yeah, but what a wonderful music from like the 30s. Yeah, it's not like Marvin

They're listening like Scott Joplin Motown Yeah, they're listening hello mammy-hmm. Dude that is demented Oh, sorry, that's not how the episode ends. The episode ends with the black pastor deciding to hold a service at the White church, you know at the remains of where the black churches So there's some of it some of the altar is still visible the stained glass So there the rest of its burned out how do it outside, right? And so they have chairs set up and then you see all the people in the town coming together to attend the the black churches you know service the first one

since got burned down so we see the white people shown up we see the black people showing up then we see a Sikh man showing up for some reason there's a guy with a turban and the whole outfit on and then two wahabist Saudi princes Muhammad Ata and those are that's no literally they've got the 9-eleven hijackers they've got the whole no they've got the whole outfit on they're dressed like they're in fucking Dubai or some shit Adam's parents show up yeah well no that's it my that's it for the cultural sharing is they have for some reason there's a Sikh man and then two Saudi princes and then they're like and that's everybody yeah and we're all here that's all the

kind of people yeah in suburban Sacramento yeah and he gives a good sermon he's like he ends with like he's like I can't help but be reminded of my son's words dear. God, please stop the fires And then freeze frames It's your attitude yeah Well, so here he learned how to act right? Yeah Well, so here he learned how to act right? Who the the older boy? I'm gonna pull his pants off as you get that one moment and then Ruthie smashes his hand in the water and you can

See he wants to be mad for a moment and kill her naturally. All right, he's gonna have his gang kill Members of speech. Yeah, so he stops he was he was gonna wild out on her Guys, I wanted to talk about something called cal she next week as you know Mike. What is next Tuesday? Next Tuesday is one of those one of the Jewish holidays Also, this Wally's on Friday. So while I know the Wally's I'll just put this is speaking of Diwali I found out something that's so good. It's like, you know sometimes when you see something that's like it's overwhelming how good it is that you can't even laugh at it.

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No, this was when I did JFL in 2012. Whoa, that lady was in Montreal when we were there last time. I did it in 2011. You lying piece of shit, dude. No it wasn't. Oh yeah, this is my story also. JFL in 2012 that lady was in Montreal 2011 2012 when I did JFL so I went where was it then we're just here in my land And where my land my land yeah in the neighborhood my land neighborhood Dasha bad you know my ex-girlfriend Dasha took a picture to produce the picture I saw a lady with the was not produced

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And and that's no but I couldn't even laugh at it because it was like so absurd so anyways how this really said the Wally I recently found out that in 2012 Bollywood Remade the film I am Sam no oh wow there's a Bollywood version of our Sam that has sword fighting and dinosaurs Yeah, yeah, we have to watch it swordfighting and dinosaurs Yeah, we have to watch it you think but you're there's so much that we're missing out on just being in our little Bubble America. Yeah, the bubble of America. Yeah. Yeah. How do you find? Have you seen it? Well, you go you go to fucking Mumbai and you know, you start start supporting Israel Sure. Yeah start tweeting about them lot. Yeah, I love those guys.

They love Israel. That's this conflict, you would think it would make people anti-Semitic, but I think it's making people hate Indians. Yeah. If you're just on Twitter. Yeah. I mean, these Indian guys are insane.

The best was seeing them respond to all of them. Kill all of them, and then they pretend like they live in Israel. Yeah. Yeah, those guys were so mad at Mia Khalifa. They Khalifa like I'm in a bomb shelter right now, yeah Yeah, they're like Israel is so very very strong. It's so beautiful and powerful. I love you Kiss kiss. This is not an Israeli person. This is yeah. Yeah Yeah, they got so mad at me. Why are they so invested?

What me a Khalifa for being pro-palestine? Oh, I'm sure yeah you bitch dog Yeah, you could tell they loved her so much. You know, oh sure. That was the final straw Yeah, the hijab blowjob. They think they they bend a couple rules for that, but then Disrespecting Israel is their final straw. Yeah, I've deleted all your movies. Yeah, it's got to be tough being betrayed like that What are you talking about? It's when? Somebody that you love you feel like they turned on you. I know it is really hard That's how I felt when when I found out Trump was a Republican That's what that's how I felt when I found out Kamala was black.

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isn't it's tomorrow it always sneaks up on you yeah and yeah I never have enough time to build the costume and then you know when I go you go to the store and everything's picked over yeah yeah and then you're wife orange is ducted a bunch of pizza boxes to yourself and be like what are you and you're like I'm Mike Racine I'm picking my kid up I guess I get my kid goes to the school I mean they I had a lot of good ideas but my kid wants to be Sonic the Hedgehog so now I got to be tails and mommy's got to be knuckles So it's like I don't know if there's gonna be a tails. Why can't you guys just be Sonic's parents from the movie?

Do you have parents he did he's fucking it's it's the it's Cyclops from X-Men. Oh and the And the black lady yeah, yeah, those are his parents right don't they adopt Sonic at the end of the night think so Yeah, James Marsden, right? He they adopt Sonic at the end I think so yeah James Marsden He's like the sheriff yeah, really yeah, that's actually such a good idea. That's good. I'm gonna do that. Yeah, just put Deb and blackface yeah And then and then you go pick your kid up and that's like her bed. I'm Sonic's mom I'm Sonic's mom! What the fuck is everyone looking at? What's the problem? I'm Sonic's mom!

My son's dressed as Sonic. My son's being Sonic and playing his mom. Probably the worst blackface you could do. Sonic's mom? Yeah, the worst excuse to do blackface. Can you imagine Justin Trudeau being like, I'm sorry, I was playing the role of Sonic's mom for Halloween, for Canadian Halloween, which is every day.

So I was playing Sonic's mom. Sonic's mom. And the steam got a little attic in true That's how we do it in Canada Yeah, rewatching he did grassy to de grassy yeah How's that great? It's a favorite show. It's the best. It's the best show on fucking television ever made. There's an episode where, so the, and it was crazy, because I always think, for years, I was always like, who does Jared Kushner look like? And it's Darcy from Degrassi. They have the same face. And so Darcy got raped, and so she has emotional problems now and

so she's acting out in school and she tells mr. s and so and that's the other thing I did I noticing on a rewatch it's very funny they like 90% of their education seems to be like a class where you learn how to use Google like computer class they're always in a media immersion class. Yeah, mr. Raff. They're always a computer class and so you know she confides in him and then at one point she gets like Share her boyfriend breaks up with her You know like I think be either in a band or to be into his Honda or no

It's but he gets into like he's dating Emma and then he's dating fucking Darcy at one point but so she's just trying to fuck anybody little fucker eventually she tries to fuck one of the bad kids from the other high school that get integrated and but that guy won't fuck her on the roof either so she goes to mr. s and she's like touching his hand and he's like Darcy I don't think I can be your confidant anymore so she tells him what happened and then so he she's like I was raped and he's like, okay And so he brings her into the principal's office with the counselor and he's like you want to tell them what you told me You know, and she's like, okay, mr. S. I'll tell them

Mr. S has been rubbing his penis against my shoulder, you know And like he's like he's been touching my legs and being weird to me, you know in class and then they're like They're like, oh mr. S this is fucking you know, this is really bad And they're like you're suspended without pay and then of course, it's like, you know, this is 2003 So the students are like hey mr. S did you know there's actually a slam website about you? There's like a web like mr. S is a pedophile There's actually a slam website about you. There's like a web like mr. S is a pedophile And so he's suspended and then fucking there's this whole drama about him having Darcy tells the truth But then he has to there has to be an official investigation

And so like a couple episodes later He gets off the phone and he's there with Emma and Emma's mom and he's like Guess who is officially not a pedophile with Emma and Emma's mom and he's like, guess who is officially not a pedophile? What? Yeah. It's like a line on the show. No, sorry, I fucked it up.

He goes, guess who has two thumbs and is officially not a pedophile? This guy. Yeah, that's the line. Why is he not a pedophile? Because the rape kit came back clean. Darcy was a lying bitch. She was lying. Yeah. Well, she admits to lying. She was lying

You know because she didn't want anybody to know that she was sexually assaulted. So she accused the teacher molesting her instead There's like a rape every episode of that show oh the grassy and never really sane Yeah I remember when Nick Nick showed me de grassy for the first time and he just looked at me once He goes this show goes fucking hard. Well, the first episode is like Emma getting kidnapped by a pedophile Yeah First episode of the show, right? She meets an online boyfriend and it's a pedophile and he lures her into a hotel room and right before and he gets her

Track cornered in the bathroom and then hotel room and right before and he gets her trap cornered in the bathroom and then Toby and JT the other students safer okay yeah with the parents and then the next episode they're just back in class great they're resilient people up in Canada yeah they like nearly get murdered and raped every episode then back then nobody had a computer class and then once you get like like four or five seasons into the show, every single scene, there's always a heightening of the drama, you know?

Like so Drake gets shot, that's everybody knows that about him, and so he's in a wheelchair in the show. And then he's dating Ashley, but he has to go to rehab, and he shows up at rehab one time, and one of the other rehab guys just casually walks into the rehab thing, and he's like, yo, you're fucking walking? He's like, what happened? And he's like, oh, I got experimental stem cell surgery.

You know, and he's like, what? And you can walk now? He's like, yeah, it worked. And then the girl, he develops a crush on this girl who's also handicapped, who has a special car that she lets him drive, you you use the gas and the breaker and this sort of thing. And he leaves Ashley for that disabled girl. And she's like, I'm going to Belgium to get the experimental stem cell surgery. And so Jimmy's like, well, I wanna do that too. And he asks his mom and dad, he's like,

can I go get the experimental stem cell surgery? And they're like, absolutely not. You know, I don't know. There's no reason for it. Absolutely not. Yeah, they're like absolutely not And so he goes to his dad's office and when he's in his dad's office He sees his dad is fucking his secretary, right? and so like but and then and then so he goes back and he steals the money from his dad's office the $10,000 to get the surgery and the dad's like You know oh, so should we call the police over this he's like why don't maybe should we tell mom that you're fucking the secretary?

And so he blackmails his dad into letting him get experimental stem cells so he can walk Wow Yeah, no the shows I love writing dude Yeah, I love like yeah the grass is amazing because the thing about being a writer you gotta you gotta make something out of nothing you got to construct a story It's all like 90 year old like Jewish men right sure Zero for the HIV crisis It's like series of fast and the furious episodes because that came out and it was popular right so Emma's boyfriend who's like a rich kid he gets a sob nine six for his birthday

Okay, and And I mean it's so funny. It's like baby blue, and it's like a cabriolet I mean it should come with like a little bulldog that can't be placed on the ground The gayest car you could imagine and so like he's like really into his fast car And then they go back to school Emma's dating him they show up at school And then Sean shows back up you know and Sean is you know Emma's former boyfriend. He's the bad boy And you know so like Sean doesn't want to ruin Emma's relationship So he's like kind of ingratiates himself to the new boyfriend

And he's like you know he sees the boyfriend installing like an air filter like a K&N air filter Whatever something to make this car go faster, and he's like you know what you really need is you need more fuel He's like so we can put in like fucking Better better fucking yeah better fuel injectors or something like inferred my friends set you up with some real mods You know and then so he goes down to the parking lot to meet Sean's cool friends and they go to the race and they're racing the cars in the parking lots and it becomes this like Fast and the Furious thing where all the other cars are like Supras and Civics and like all of these like import tuners and then he's got his sob nine six and then him and Sean have a race and you know for Emma's heart and and Sean runs over a man and

kills him and almost kills him but then they're there and like the other racers are like Sean you got to get out of here you're bad boy with a criminal record he's a rich he'll get a strap a slap on the wrist and so Sean takes off and the rich kid takes the heat for it and of course he just gets a slap on the wrist but his cavalier attitude towards harming this man distaste emma she's like he's like yeah it's great thing that guy didn't die I'll go to jail for life and Emma's like that's all you care about you don't worry that you maybe hurt that man you know she's like I'm disgusted with you okay I don't know if we can be together anymore I really miss TV I miss watching TV yeah you can't

do it anymore I get maybe like 20 minutes. Yeah, he's a child to raise. It's not like me Well, I mean I started baby man. That's that's subjecting himself to Look so fun. It's a lot of fun every once in a while I'll watch an episode of King of Queens, but I have to google like what's a good I feel like I wasted my 20s like trying to be in shape and learn things and now that I'm like middle-aged I'm like I'm wearing Chinese food every night. I'm fucking watching bad television You know and I'm gonna be a fucking just idiot. Yeah, and it's it's awesome I watched an episode of Malcolm in the middle recently and I was like this is great. Yeah, remember Craig What's that number Craig? No, this is a fat co-worker of the mom and he wants to fuck her. He wants to fuck mom

I forget yeah, I got to revisit it the Bernie Mac show that was really good But that's another one where it's like not every episode is great. So it doesn't wasn't right the boy wasn't right Yeah, he was not right. Yeah. Yeah, but you do kind of have to Google like what episode should I watch at least I do? It's a great premise for shows that Bernie watch this watch this clip from the show the parenthood which was on WB Okay, parenthood. It's a Robert Townsend sitcom. It's very funny. So I just watch that with my mom Okay, we loved phase on love on that show. He's great. Okay, but this clip I've been dying about this one This clip I've been dying about this one Nick come on. This is this is my shirt right did I tell you to stay out of my closet?

Are they mad Nicholas? Yeah, I watched an episode of Martin recently and like Gina goes out of town and she goes to the hotel, but Martin thinks Gina is like cheating on him. So then he like goes to her hotel room and he like hides under the bed and it's like you've I've never been under a bed at a hotel. One time I was at a bar. I was talking to a girl. I was like 21. Okay. I was talking to a girl. I was like 21. Okay, and We're say at the table and there was a dart board there and his arts and damage say you get a darts I was like totally and I just picked one up through it bullseye the coolest thing I've ever done Wow Yeah, just by chance. I mean I wasn't even looking and I was like, I'd holy shit dude. Yeah, and then I don't think I then I just played big Jenga for the rest of the night

I don't think I fucked that lady, but for the rest of the night. I don't think I fucked that lady, but But in that moment sure you could have very cool another time I was watching Martin Uh-huh and there I was like there was a series of Martin episodes on right and Martin started It was still fading in right and I was sitting there with a friend of mine And I was like this is the one Regina gets her head stuck in the bed frame Sitting there with a friend of mine, and I was like this is the one Regina gets her head stuck in the bed frame Okay, the headboard and it was yeah off just fading in on the opening just the first frame Yeah, first frame. This is what Gina gets done, and you're like perfect nailed it. Yeah, that was just a lucky guess or you knew I'd say it was maybe

60% luck Yeah Sometimes things just line up. Yeah. Were you even looking at the dartboard when you threw it? No. Wow. No.

You could have hit somebody with that dartboard. No, easily. But it was a boulder. I was trashed. I was so drunk. Yeah, wow. It could have gone really bad. Yeah, they had these, it was an iron horse on East 6.

Okay. And they, which maybe it was an iron horse because somebody told me that that was a gay bar and I don't remember it being a gay bar. It was, yeah, but I would go there a lot you say you're like 20 that was a gay bar And I don't remember it being it was yeah, but I probably was probably a guy I just wander into a random bar and it might have been a gay bar because their signature drink was like five alive with vodka In it like a whipped cream on top. Mm-hmm. Oh, no, that's not good. Yeah, and I would drink a lot of those Yeah, it's like orange sunrise or something like that. I forget the name Those yeah, it's like orange sunrise or something like that. I forget the name I Mean you guys also know I'm a big fan of this show in Addition to being your friend and I was listening to your your day drinking story on YouTube a few weeks ago

Oh, it's even yeah, and if you can go on YouTube and Google Adams day drinking story Yeah, very very funny. I was a kind of that was a an early idea prior to the Adam Friedland show was which is Doing interviews, but with those kind of people those kind of people yeah, yeah, but instead we kind of I'm a fake bitch So I wanted celebs. Yeah. Yeah, well that kind of stuff's great, but it's hard to put together I imagine Interviewing for either yeah interviewing people some people are good at it speaking of did you see they brought Borat back out? Yeah, he bombed for Kamala yeah, I hated it. Yeah, that seems like a weird choice Well, he's he's also he loves is but it's like our people like oh my god Borat. Yeah

The movie came out 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah Oh six You were six oh two thousand six yeah yeah I think that was pretty much the best like moment in my life maybe in the theater of seeing Borat yeah I think that's the happiest purest laughter I've ever experienced it was just like not. I always thought it was racist Time I always knew it was To the crowd people of Kazakhstan and I thought that at the time I bit my tongue about it Yeah, but I've quite literally always been a principal. I was vilified. I was vilified for it. I'm sorry

The first time I voted 2020 but no, yeah, I always thought that yeah to me that was uh right cuz what was what was anti-muslim about it? They said it was anti-muslim People in Kazakhstan. Yeah Muslim Yeah, I think it was more people found out that guy like made the next series of movies He made he did was like full collaboration with the Mossad and CIA, right? and that's more of the thing that's an issue than the You know that it might be a big entry of the people from Kazakhstan, right? It was funny cuz they had the kid the kid was smoking

You know, I mean When in the borat movie? He's like leaving his village and the kid is driving the car Yeah, the kids driving the car, but the cars getting pulled by a dog horse. Yeah The first pour out when he tries to put the bag over like Pamela and the sack Yeah, when he's in Philly and he talks to the black guys. Yeah, what's up chocolate face? Yeah, what's up chocolate face? Me and my peeps.

But just the delivery on the like, you know, thank you so much. And he's amazing. I mean, he's a master of physical comedy. And that's like, he doesn't get credit for that because the characters are so well developed. But right. But yeah, just I love you What was that Sasha Baron Cohen did that like a word show like I? Forget what it was, but he like brought out he brought out this old woman

He's like she's a Holocaust survivor, and he like had her next to the state or an issue The oldest person to ever win an Academy Award, okay? That's what it was he was like this She's 96 years old and he has her in the wheelchair next to the podium And he's just like putting her next to the podium And then like trips and pushes this old bitch And they're acting like he killed her and everyone thought it was real real Yeah, I'm for a second it looked I mean, but it was just so funny and he's so good at that

He's incredible, but just the physicality of him being like I love you and you heard great And then will you marry and then he just like the way he tries to put that bag over that lady's head Or him and the fat guy chasing each other naked through the convention the fight That guy's body is so Then one point he goes let's go back to New York. At least there's no Jews there. Just letting chickens off in the subway, like out of your briefcase. Dude, it is honestly, it's been all downhill for me since. That is just the purest joy I've ever experienced.

I mean, yeah, I was with my mom too. I went with my mom and dad and my mom literally went like this and she just kept looking at my dad and saying I'm gonna pee I'm gonna pee I'm gonna pee. Oh yeah. She loved it so much. When he sees the turtle and he goes what kind of dog is this? Which is like now that's like how hard that hit at the time for me. I feel yeah people saying something is the wrong thing has been too diluted I guess I Love her sure guys check out Borat. It's on streaming platforms. I got Stobbs movie check out or act is Syracuse funny bone

November Seventh and eighth I will be there. Please come out if you're there if you're an orange man Whoa? The orange man is running for president and Syracuse is the orange orange man Now it's just the orange Why because it was offensive to Trump? That's hilarious. This wokeness is driving me insane. So everything's just got to be you can't call fucking orange anymore They took his cock away. They took his cock away

They took his cock away Now it's just orange now just a color orange. It's just the color if I'm being honest, I hope Trump wins Yeah, yeah, cuz it's gonna be bad no matter no matter why it's always funnier if we're gonna sit here and admit that Borat Isn't racist. It's funny. We should also admit that Trump should win the election And that's our official I know the Washington Post is too pussy to do it This is our official endorsement of Donald J. Trump for president I want to see him go 47 because you know what I want a little I want a little shit-lib the first time around

We mean the first time Trump became president. I tweeted some kind of shit-lib things. No, you've always been a principled leftist you think That's the thing it would never has there been more of a permanent record of people's opinions than the current era we're living in right and just type someone's name in and search and find things that they said and You would think that that would Cause people to be a little bit more consistent, you know, but it has not. Right. People just...

I love flip-flopping. Yeah. I love it. Yeah, yeah. I don't believe in anything. I go with the winner. I'm a wait and see kind of guy. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so guys, don't forget to vote next Tuesday. Mike, thanks for joining us. Thanks for having me, guys. We love you. I love coming in. I got a special out on YouTube. It's called I'm normal if you haven't seen it yet And I have a podcast we check it out every week. Thanks. I have a podcast every week called out for smokes I got some dates coming up. They're all at micro scene comm

I'm doing Schenectady in a couple weeks Schenectady Detroit Tampa Minneapolis some kind of that's a because. Because I remembered that I had a gig. Oh, but you said, you were like, I'm doing Schenectady. You know, like a dad's... Because you love Schenectady, New York. I couldn't remember where it was. It's a hard word to say.

It's a great movie. Schenectady, yeah. Really funny. No, I mean it. It's very fucking funny. I was crying laughing last time I watched it. Yeah? I mean, Kaufman's like the best.

Okay. Yeah. He is. He really is. I just, the scene- It's really ambitious, too. With Philip Seymour Hoffman digging through the toilet, looking at the feces, and being like just, and he just sighs.

He sighs in a way that's like This he's upset by the feces like there's something wrong with it You know what I mean the poop disappointed like there's something wrong with it And it's something that comes from deep inside of you It's like you know it's just so funny because it's such a funny allegory for this like This like bizarre type of self-self-obsessed kind of like neuroses like because all Charlie Kaufman's movies exist in his head and it's like this kind of like obnoxious like neuroses that you know it's kind of why I don't like Woody Allen stuff you know like all that like neurotic art that's like about like

oh I'm so anxious or whatever it's like nobody gives a fuck and so Charlie Kaufman does it but Charlie Kaufman does it knowing that that in and of itself is like kind of fucking pathetic and annoying. So there's like a self-awareness to it, where it's also, and there's nothing, there's no better visual analogy for that than a man sifting through his own feces,

being like, ah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the sigh is like a not again sigh, right? It's like a very, it's like, oh, this is a fool me twice situation. It's not like a sigh like, you know what I'm saying? It's so matter of fact also. God, I don't get to experience.

No, I'm sorry. You left me hanging on that. You know what I'm saying? It's a sigh of like like digging through one's own shit The assumption would be that it's the first time you've ever done it, but then the sigh implies like oh not again Okay You guys yeah, shut up I Can't see you dude. I don't have my glasses on.

Here, take mine. Did I tell you about that? I was on a fucking, I didn't tell this story on the show. I was on a plane like fucking two weeks ago. I took a nap, right? And I had my glasses off and I just put them like, I put them like here on the chair. And I woke up and my glasses were gone.

I'm like, the fuck? I'm like digging through my bag and like five minutes go by. I'm like, the fuck? You know, I'm like digging through my bag and like five minutes go by. I'm like, how the fuck did I lose my glasses? And then the guy next to me said something, but you know, it was about something. And I'm like, I don't even know what he said, you know? I'm like, oh yeah, you know, it's like,

poof, it's hot up here, you know, something like that, right? And I'm like, yeah, and I look over and he's like, he's holding my glasses and he's like you know he's like putting them back on his face and he's just wearing my glasses on a plane yeah right next to me and I'm like oh my god you're wearing my glasses like excuse me I'm like you have my glasses on your face and then he looks at his laptop and goes oh no wonder. What? He's like, here's my glasses. What?

I thought they were his. He thought they were his, but I mean, yeah, he's doing like spreadsheets or something. He's like, oh, yeah, just picked up my glasses. Did he even wear glasses? I mean, he probably must have, but yeah, it was crazy. I don't know what he was doing, but it was like the tiniest, it was like a spreadsheet with like 80 million cells on it.

So he's just giving himself a fucking headache with the wrong prescription. Yeah. Very funny thing that happened. That's hilarious, dude. Alright, boys. Alright, boys. Pleasure. Okay. Alright. Well, me and Pete are gonna get something to eat?