The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 80

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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Welcome to the Adam Friedland Show. Mike Racine is back. Fan favorite. It's good to be back. Thanks for coming, Mike. You're welcome. We are reeling from the results of this legal election of Mr. Donald Ström. It sucks.

We're not going to get a January 6th. No. We're about to get one if Kamala. If it was close. If she sold it. Yeah. But now we're not even going to get round two. Yeah.

It would have been better this time. It would have been interesting. They know the, they know the, like, the floor plan, you know? Right. They know where, they know where the baby dungeon is. Yeah, yeah. The rape dungeon, you know. Last time they got confused.

Yeah. They were, like, taking selfies and stuff, and now they're in Guantanamo. Yeah, that's funny. They did get, no, they didn't. And a lot of them are, like, in jail for a while. For, like. Yeah. Just for walking around.

For that, yeah. It's kind of unfair if he has. On Pelosi's chair and stuff, yeah. Did they act? Did someone shit on Pelosi's desk for real? I don't think that actually happened. Yeah. I think that was the thing people were saying.

People said. That guy was awesome though. Who? The guy, he like. Oh, Big O? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Big O, he had a very, like, he was very shrill.

Right. Don't say that. People say that about men. It's sexist. Oh, okay. Sorry. True. He was a lot like Lindy West.

That's true. Yeah. What's going on? How's everyone doing? I'm good. Yeah. It's definitely winter now. Yes.

This is pretty, this is like, it feels like it's two o'clock. Yeah, it's like cold all of a sudden. Yeah. Yeah. It's cold. Dark. And it's late. Yeah.

Yeah. We went to Starbucks and Nick asked the priest if he was schizophrenic. No, I didn't ask him if he was schizophrenic. Why? The guy had his hand up his apron. Yeah. And I didn't see it. He had a gun.

And so, like, his chest was, like, moving like this. Yeah. And then his hand came out from the top of the apron. and I was like, oh, I didn't realize your fucking hand was in your apron. I thought it looked like an alien, you know, like the movie Alien. And the guy's like, okay. And like just gave me nothing. It's really, I hate it when you try to connect with people and then it just doesn't work.

That's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that, you know, did people act like, I mean. Yeah. Okay, all right, sorry for fucking talking to you. That happened to me. I was on the street a couple days ago and this lady was where their dog and the dog had a little choke collar. and I said, oh, I need one of those for my dog.

We started talking about choke collars. And then her husband comes out of the store. And then he goes back in. But then he comes out again. We're still talking. And I go, oh, yeah. And then I turned the husband. I said, we were just talking about dog collars.

You know, I don't want you to beat my ass or anything. And the lady was like, oh, no. They didn't, yeah, they didn't like find it funny. I was just making a joke. Everyone hates us. Everyone hates us. What the fuck? Everyone hates us.

What happened? We used to be cool. Because most people... We used to be the coolest guys. We used to be the coolest guys. Me, never. But all my interactions... You're popular.

My interactions are always like that. That's never been... You know, if I try to just... You're used to it. Like, if I'm in line at the grocery store... Yeah. It's not happening. Right.

Because somebody like, like Annie Letterman's good at that. The little interactions of people. Well, she's a woman. It's a woman. Yeah, they like talking to them better than us. I think it's a simple answer. If you're a man, the only thing you can say to a stranger is working hard or hardly working. If you say anything

outside of that, you're a rapist. Yeah, yeah, I know. But my grandfather's really good at that for some reason. Because he's old. That's basically like being old. Yeah. Because he was very good at getting strangers to just kind of open up, talk to them. I thought that about my grandfather, but then I realized that he was just kind of being

sexually inappropriate. Oh, was he? Yeah. I used to think he was like so smooth with girls when I was like 12. And then as an adult, I'm like, oh, he was just a weird old man. Oh, yeah. I think my other grandfather was like that a little bit. But my other, my mom's dad, who's still alive, actually, about to turn 98.

Mazel to. Yeah. He's, uh, he was very charismatic and just made friends like everywhere. But you're right. He was. I only knew him as an old man. So my grandfather, we were at an Applebee's once. Yeah.

And, uh, the waitress was like, what's wrong? This is the whole episode. Yeah. Yeah. Just bad social interactions that we had. It's fine. Yeah. And, uh, she said, what's wrong, sir?

He said, uh, I'm going, I have an operative. operation tomorrow at the hospital. She said, is everything all right? And he said, I've angelitis. And she got really confused, but on her name tag it said, Angela. And he said, I've angelitis. He kept repeating it. Yeah. This poor woman was just very confused. But he made that he had the disease of wanting to fuck a lady named Angela. Oh my God. That's a that he was a, that he was a, that he had to have, I don't know what, what the operation would be having his penis cut off. Yeah. And he was like, I still got it.

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, wow, this guy's the king. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird watching, like, older family try to get pussy sometimes. Like, we went to, like, a diner. Me and my dad and my uncle. And it was called, like, the wisdom diner. And so we're, like, paying the bill and there's the cashier

and my uncle's like, so Mike, do you feel like you're any more wise today after eating here? And it's just like, he was trying to, like, make a joke to the cashier. Yeah. They probably love that. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, it's funny watching my uncle try to, you know, it's disgusting. What if she was like, I'll suck your dick right now?

Yeah. I'm off, I'm off in playing. She just takes them back. I know you're with your nephew. But we can do it in the car. Takes him behind the, the, the, makes you wait outside the car. Like Tiger Woods is dad. Oh, man.

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, I had that today. I had an audition. Uh-huh. And I was telling you guys before, but they were like, can you stand back and do a stand up and do a full body slate? I was at my desk.

I said, well, I'm not wearing pants, of course. Yeah. And they were like, well, shorts are okay, but like, really you should be wearing pants. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm just goofing. Yeah. And I think I sexually harassed a casting agent in Hollywood. I think I pretty much killed my acting career.

And she was like, that and not being able to be on the other side of this. and not being able to act. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I auditioned for Abbott Elementary a couple weeks ago. Mm-hmm. But, you know, whatever. To play Janelle James?

To play it. Yeah, to take her part. Yeah, to be her stand-in. Are you auditioning for that one, Nick? Abbott Elementary? No, the one that I did today. I don't know. It's probably the same one.

I don't want to commit that. Don't do the pants joke. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. They didn't like the pants joke. I think I'm... Don't say your husband's going to be by it. Honestly, actually, on second thought, do the pants joke and see if they're used to it.

And they go, oh, I get it. And they make the connection. Yeah, yeah. Actually, that's a good premise. You said Nick in to make the pants joke again. And maybe she'll get it. They're like, this is the first time I'm hearing it. It's one of the fun.

This guy's hilarious. And then she goes, oh, that is, that was a funny joke. It's something about the delivery in this guy. Yeah. Yeah. It was, I felt bad. I had to tell the agents. flustered assistant that

I potentially said offend the Hollywood casting agent I've done some pretty embarrassing things in casting rooms You put the dress What's that? You put on the dress?

Yeah Yeah That's what Kat Williams I took an audition class once And it's just like You know it's funny Taught by you in finance Of course

You gotta get on the casting couch He used to book a shit ton of commercials Did he? He did Yeah Wouldn't be surprised Yeah He's very

He did one for JetBlue or something, I remember? Yeah, that was a whole campaign. Yeah. And he would always take the non-union, like, lump sum and just, like, blow the residuals. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. He would have gotten, like, four times as much money. Yeah.

Yeah. Just in a slower way. Yeah. Yeah. He's very castable. Very funny guy. Yeah. He's very, if you're looking for that, you know, you're going to, if that's what you're

going to go with Ian. Disgusting. Yeah. Discussing, man. Yeah. But yeah. So congratulations to Mike. You're a candidate one for the election.

Thanks. Yeah. You've been hammering Israel just to do a little, do a little, what is it, like a Sciop against the Democratic Party who's always against it from the get-go. Yeah, that's sort of, I play the long game. They're against this thing from the get-go.

Well, that's how I can start doing Holocaust denial. You start off by being like a Palestine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The long con. Yeah. You know, I got to tell you, it's funny because we're talking about, I guess we're talking about little failures and stuff, you know?

And it's like I did spend a good amount of time last year talking about this stuff. But then it's like, what did it? It didn't really do much for me either way. You know what I mean? Did you expect it to? No, I didn't expect it to. I'm just saying like, you thought Fallon would be like, I saw that tweet. I wouldn't do anything differently.

I wouldn't do anything differently. but I think I burn some bridges for sure. Okay. Yeah. Like to perform in Israel, you mean? No, I guess just with other people. Oh. Yeah, well, fuck them.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My kid got his purple belt in karate. Okay. Pretty good. It's a high ranking. What do you have to learn for that? I don't know.

They do a belt test every couple months. There's no, I don't have any belts so I can kick your kid's ass. No problem. You think? I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah. It wouldn't feel good. Yeah.

But to prove karate wrong, maybe. Maybe, yeah. Potentially. Yeah, but you would need somebody like in your way. We should find like a three-year-old version of you. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

I would have sat on. Yeah. Yeah. I only fought like smaller than me. It seems like kind of, because the purple bells is the purple belt. You know what I mean? And it seems sort of dumb to be giving those to children. Why?

I don't think you should really be able to earn. any belt until you're a fully grown adult. Yeah, but you got to incentivize them to keep coming back, I think. Then come up with different types of belts. Yeah, well, it's like, it's like, it's not a full purple belt. It's a purple belt with a stripe on it. Oh. So it's like the kid's version of the purple belt.

Oh, okay. Well, then, yeah, problem solved. Yeah. And you should have said that. Yeah, you should have the baby one. He had the baby, he got his baby, he got his baby purple belt. You're acting like it's impressive. Yeah, I know, I am.

Nick and I could do that with their eyes. close yeah you probably could yeah does he have to fight other kids um no really there's not much fighting in karate i don't it's just honor well it's like choreography and then at the end there's like you punch boards and then they give you a belt yeah yeah and they let you do it like three or four times yeah that's when i was in karate sometimes i remember not being able to break the board on the first try who's your sensea his name was uh sabunim but i did i did i did talk Taekwondo. There's a white guy.

Yeah. Yeah, it's a white guy. Yeah. In New Jersey. I did Taekwondo in New Jersey. Oh, that's the kicking one. That's the Korean one. Korean one.

Yeah, it's blocks and kicks. You remember that early, like, internet gore video? It was in Virginia. There was, like, a dojo, but it was like a redneck karate dojo. It was owned by some ex-Marine. And they invited in this, like, mentally disabled black guy who was like, I'm a grand master. And I know. I was basically the fucking Michael Jackson impersonator.

They brought him in and then he like had one of his black. They've recorded it on video to show how powerful their karate is. And the guy just like, you know, he's not even doing karate. He just throws the guy to this ground and starts stomping on his head until the guy's like unconscious. And then he just drag him out the back bleeding. Uh-huh. And they're like, that's the power of our dojo. Yeah, but the guy, they leave the part in in the beginning where it's clearly like, I mean, this is radio.

Yeah. Yeah. I know I've made a lot of radio references In the last Six months in this podcast Nick goes through phases He's getting Wallace and Gromit radio No, it's just, you know

It's funny, I wish I could brush up a little bit Before the show, you know Yeah, we should give you the prep materials What, like your teeth? No, like what, what, like on what you're watching So I can comment on it Well, I'm not watching radio It's just a easy, easy reference

But if you're going to reference it, I would like to tag You can pretty much pointed anything and say, oh, this is like radio. Yeah. And then people are like, oh, ha, ha, ha, that movie. The election is like radio, basically. Mm-hmm. A retarded guy won.

Did you see that Elon must cheat it because they use Starlink at some of the... So they rigged the election for Donald Trump with Starlink. With the internet? That's what I'm hearing from some very highly respected Twitter accounts like Mueller, she wrote, or Brooklyn Dad Defiant. Okay. They're telling us that... Jojo from jurors.

It's nice that those people haven't given up, though. Well, they all get paid. Are they? Yeah, they're all. Okay. Yeah, they're all paid by the Democrats. Yeah. I want to see the, like, the expense report from the Kamala campaign.

Yeah. Well, they could, those guys were already doing it anyways. And then, you know, they were like, hey, we'll give you some cash to do this. So they're probably getting nothing. They probably feel pretty stupid. What about the crash instincts? They're like wild cards, right? They're not paid by anybody.

They're probably paid. Yeah. They're all. they were burning they spent a billion dollars in what how long was there she became the candidate in june yeah so july august september three months they spent yeah fucking october four months they spent a billion dollars yeah you know some people got rich off this shit oh yeah megan the stallion got five five million five milly yeah for one song mm-hmm so sick well they had to pay opra like 10 million dollars just to come out on stage she's a billionaire and be like uh well that's how you

become a billionaire you hustle well no it's like you don't turn down 10 million dollars yeah that's why you'll never be even you'll never have a quarter million dollars me yeah because you're like not even close i'm not even close somebody'll be like hey i'll give you i'll give you i'll give you 20 000 dollars you respond i'll make it i'll make it tomorrow you'll be like no i'm not No. I'm sorry. He was kind of bitching about that before the show. Before I arrived?

What's that? About my money? He was talking about an email that, yeah, you didn't respond to. I had the call with them today. He said there's like nine emails that you need to respond to. No, I had the call today. There's an email thread, Adam, where they say, please get back to us. I had the call today with the advertiser.

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to make sure. You're on the thread. Oh, you know, I would love to be. on, that's what's going on right now. No, I'm legitimately just tired. Mike's just trying to kick up drama. That's on me.

That's on me. I admit it. No, I'm glad Mike said it. No, I'm just saying, because he brought it up. We're airing out everything. Casually mentioned it. I said Adam's lady's got a phone call and I said there's his email threat. There's like 15 fucking emails.

It was a long time I didn't respond. There's four people at the company. And he said he's looking at the email. Okay, hold on. The lady, there's frantic. First of all, this has happened a million times. with this lady too, where she's like, if there's some reason you can't make a fucking 10-minute phone call, please. Like, she's always pissed off. Right. Because the email is going answered.

Right. And then after this was scheduled, there's another email like, hey, guys, we're saying by, does she quit? She quit her fucking job. She's over Adam. She's going to, you drove a woman to quit her job. She's leaving her, she's leaving the country to go teach in a foreign country. Teach English in foreign. So maybe I help. Because just a couple emails. A couple of emails. A couple of in a few emails from Adam. She's like, I didn't get the fuck out of the country. Maybe I helped her, actually. She's going to Israel to teach.

No, like they advertise. They had to sign because it's like a website. It's a potential sponsor. You got to sign up for the website. Right. And he agreed. He said, yeah, I'll handle that, right? You got to sign up.

I know, but you didn't sign up for like a week and a half or they keep texting your ass and you do it. And then you go to sign up. Monday. You have to order some Sherry's berries. When he was to sign up yesterday and the lady's like, you know, just go sign up. And then I see, I can see the chat.

I mean, it's the text message. Yeah. And he's like, is there a promo code? And they're like, do you need that to just open an account? They asked for it. And then, you know, it's not like he has to spend money on anything. He's just opening an account. And then.

It was like a reflex for you, right? This day and age, what do you schedule the phone call and then it can come up? It's a great. He responds with his, he says, Adam Friedland, New York. No, they asked. That's the next text. No, they asked. name,

email, go back. Go back. It makes sense what I said. No, no, no, makes sense. So you know

what the show. I'm going to be vindicated. I'm about to be vindicated. Mm-hmm. This show needs like... They said name, email, and then state.

This show needs an artie from the Larry Sanders show. If you can confirm with them on the email they sent, that would be great. This is the woman right here? Yeah, she goes, she's the one that hates Adam.

Yeah, don't say anything. Don't say, no, no, no, this is a different lady. I fixed her life. I fixed her life.

This is a different lady. guys my team is feeling frustrated by the lack of response Adam can you confirm you will be doing the onboarding call for this and then Adam says I'll do it now like you're like a shitty teenager yeah right no well that's what I mean it's like it's like a 15 year old being like I don't know how the laundry machine works and then he goes he goes thank you if you can confirm with them on the email they sent that would be great and then he goes is there a promo

you're such a piece of shit and then she goes why not signing up, they ask for a promo code. Yeah, but this is a different... It's so disrespectful. It's a different conversation. She's just asking you to respond to an email. It's not disrespectful. And you say, is there a promo code?

She goes, I'm not sure. When you let the team know, you can do the onboarding call. They can give you more information. And he says... She's using an exclamation. I know. Mark's like she's trying to be excited. Right.

And then he goes, they're asking for it at sign-up. And she goes, and you can't proceed without one. I don't know how the launching machine works. And she goes, and you can't proceed without one. And then he responds, Adam Friedland. Don't say my email. Don't say my email. It's like your grandma trying to.

Yeah, I know. No, he's, but he's doing this on purpose. He wants to make, he's trying to like, oh, you're doing weaponized incompetence. Right, exactly.

He's trying to make this lady see. He's like, look how difficult this is. Oh my God. So he's posting his, Adam, that's so smart. My last,

at my last job, uh, ever, yeah, like day job. I was at an all women's divorce law firm. And they would,

uh, just constantly be going to the bathroom and the doctor. And because I was a man, they'd be like, oh, of course you don't understand Excel. You're a man. And I'd be like, yeah, of course I don't. Yeah. And I just, yeah, I weaponized my incompetence to just be in the file room, reading people's divorce. And then this is the, they are always going to the doctor. My wife was a doctor today. They love the doctor. I would hope everyone is doing well. I just want to introduce you to our new sales associate. Blank. Blank will be handling copy onboarding air checks and vetting. There's everything that there's a problem.

This is someone who wants to just give you money and all you have to do is read a little. All you have to do is respond to the emails and answer the phone. As we welcome her onto the team, we unfortunately will be saying goodbye to the woman. She didn't know it was 10 times in a fucking week. She's been a huge asset to the team the past two and a half years. She's been a great. She's a huge asset. Helping us internally, but all of you as well.

She's taking her talents to another country to teach English. So that's, you know how badly you have to fucking piss somebody off when they're like, they just drop their career. Good. Teaching. It's not because of me. I mean, no, it is. You know, it's funny. She sent a text with an exclamation mark. Like, you know, she was trying to be supportive. That's a different lady. That's a different lady. His job is to like, buffer some of this. Sure. Yeah. But I'm saying she said, she was like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's probably crying at her desk. But she's like, oh, you have to do is this. Not because of me. It's because of this election. It's probably has to be like, you know, he's not responding to the email. And then. then she has a boss that's like, why the hell isn't this done? Yeah. She's like, I'm sending the emails and they're like, how hard is it? Yeah.

Like, you're doing something wrong. You're not communicating properly to our client. Yeah. You know, and that's why this stuff isn't getting done. She's like, it's not my fault. Do you know what I would do with $20,000? Was it $20,000? I don't know what it was.

I don't know what it was. Yeah, you get blown on Wilson's leather. Fucking a track suit. Yeah, yeah. You go, you go on like a, you go on like a, like a baronero. restaurant and take pictures with Deb eating like chicken porn. Okay. Well, I don't

have a right to enjoy my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's turn it. Turn on him. Turn on him who supported you as a spineless bastard. Yeah, you fucking greasy. What's wrong with going? Oh, my guys. What's wrong with going on a boat restaurant? Sliding off the chair with all the oil. What's wrong with going on a boat?

Nero over here. Debb would love that. Oh, Pince Pesa Pisa over here. Precipessa. You'd love a boat restaurant. I didn't kill her. she's getting her groove back like Stella she's gonna get

she's finding herself she's in Sudan right now that's where she's teaching I don't know yeah she went to Palestine to teach English to bulldozers they're learning they're learning the word no they love bulldozers

well it's crazy it's like you know people are like it's not it's not a genocide it's like this is like why do they have military bulldozers. Do other militaries have military bulldozers? Yeah, I don't know. That seems like China. I think China does. I don't think they do. Yeah, it's a China thing. No, they don't. It's a China thing. And the bulldozers are for like just to get rid of the buildings.

They're for bulldozing people's houses. Yeah. Why? Because they want to put like a date and busters there. Yeah. Yeah. But there's, but sometimes they bulldoze. It's like there's bodies. There's people who are. Dove it and busters. Yeah. And you see this Amsterdam thing? That was pretty crazy. Uh-huh. The soccer fight?

No, look at the name. Look at what it's called. Adam Faggett? No. You got a special kind for you? You had a deal? No, I've written in, they haven't made a special kind yet. Look at the name.

Oh, you went to the Apple store and they brought that on. Look at the name. It's ATL Mitt. No, it's not. He's lying. That's what, yeah, yeah. It says Adam Faggett. No, it's what they have.

It's what rappers. it's a kind of a trap style of vape. Anyway, what were we talking about? I did get this watch like 10 years ago. I know, but that's the last time you got $20,000. Don't defend yourself. He's easy. Listen, you supported him and then he doesn't even respect that.

No, he was trying to kick up drama in the first place. Don't forget where this started with him fucking being like, oh, well, he was. It's us against the world. It is. It's truly us against the world. I'm explaining why he's going to be here at 5. He's got a phone call he has to make.

No, I had that audition. This is a phone call. Okay, but there's a phone call you had to have with the phone. It's actually harassed the lady and then took the phone call from the Uber. But that's what I'm saying is there's a phone call, whatever, it doesn't matter. You're trying to kick up, you know. It's his fault. I guess I shouldn't have done that.

You shouldn't have. I thought it could have somewhere funny. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I was really inclined. I'll take your side. Thank you. You don't really tell a story or something.

You don't have a side here. I just feel bad for that lady. Yeah. She didn't quit her. job because of me. If you look at these emails. There's no way in hell. If you look at these emails, this is the limit at a workplace.

Before you're bringing a gun to the office, that's like the maximum... The way women are treated in this country it's not, I didn't do it. She could even be like a single mother or something. Women are tired right now. What if she's a single mother? And she's leaving the child to go get her groove back?

No, I don't know. She's going to go get backwalled while she's in a foreign land? Yeah, maybe. Maybe you made her leave her family. Come on, man. There's a baseless accusation. I hope we get a new nanette out of the next four years. I hope so too.

And I hope she's fatter than ever. Yeah. What, wider, not necessarily Fatter. Wider. Yeah, like a brick shithouse. Right. What race? Yeah. Oh, white, of course. But you think it'll be another Australian

lady? I don't know. I think it's like, you know, because all of the, at least in entertainment, maybe not in other industries. I feel like a lot of the, like, Oh, we need diversity as an answer to Donald Trump. A lot of that's cynical, right? Yeah, of course, dude.

It's fucking Trump gets elected and then there's... Dude. It's a vape pussy. Yeah, I don't really rip dabs that off. Do you never chucked cloud before? It's like steam. It's like cold steam. No, I did mess in my throat a little bit.

Fuck. What's the matter? I just hurt my knee. You did? Oh, did it take you to the hospital? thing. I'll take you the hospital. We're all like disintegrate. It's us against the world. No one respects us.

Yeah. I'm sorry that I tried to pit you guys. No one knows what it's like to be the sad man. Let me make, let me make my, let me make my flagrant three point here. Let's hear that is that, uh, it's been the hardest year of my life. Yeah. Well, it's about to get harder because, uh, I feel like we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're having like a, it's going to be like in the, the next Trump year is sort of like a, like a, like a white. Man recession, basically. Okay. Where it goes two ways.

The guys who get off above the break, they're really raking in the fucking cash. But anybody below that, you're fucked. You're like Benegans. You're out of here. You're done, pal. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. White boys up when the boring

Democrat is the president. Shane hosts SNL. I agree. I agree. She gets fired Trump's president. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Think about it that way. The Shane, Maxim. Yeah, it's going to be. But now, but because those.

Because those decisions are made cynically, they're looking at the guys that have been printing over the last four years. And they're going to say, well, we'll keep those ones. Yeah, we want a little piece. Yeah. But then we'll still have to, you know, kind of, we need some kind of wiggle room here. Yeah. So, Mike, Racine, you're out. Yeah.

I don't think I'm out. No, Mike, you better learn wheelchair. You better learn wheelchair. You get ready to learn wheelchair. You guys just paralyzed me. and you guys are trying to paraly me up and you guys are trying to paraly me. I'm doing this for our family. Why are you always on my ass?

He's hitting my spine. I'm non-binary. I got wheels. Ben thinks it's cool. I do have a fighting spirit though. What happens if they send abortion to the states and then all of the states are like, oh yeah, we have a, well, they have a lot of them and the majority of the states are like, yeah, it's protected now.

So how long till the rest of the states are? do that, right? What was it, 10 states? It's like the South, right? Well, it was like 10 states that had it as a ballot option, right? To put it in the Constitution. In Florida, I think, South Dakota. All I know is I, instead of voting for Dan Goldman, my congressman, I wrote in Hind Rajab. Because a girl came up to me, a flyer, and she said, can you do this? She's the new host of the Tonight Show? Yeah, she's got a show on Peacombe. Yeah, she's got a show on P-Cone. She's really funny. No, but what happens if all the states then say, yeah, we're putting it in the state concept,

which is weird that states have a constitution. Right. That seems dumb. Right. Like, what the fuck is the point in that? Yeah, exactly. What could possibly be that different? Yeah.

I guess the abortion thing. I guess the abortion thing. My question is, what happens if it goes to the states? and then all the states, like, or the majority of them are like, yeah, we have, now we have protection. Is that a higher level of protection than it existed prior because it was just resting on like a, what, Roe v. Wade, which is just a decision? I don't know.

Is it? But can they ban? I'm looking for a silver lining here. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It doesn't sound like in like certain states that they would do that, certainly. Well, in Florida, no.

Yeah. And in South Dakota, no. Yeah, in Texas, probably no. Alabama. Did Texas vote on that? Texas has made it really, really hard. Yeah. Like next to impossible.

Indiana, too. I think there's, like, one facility, like, in the middle of, like, the desert somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, like, impossible to access and, like, get through, yeah. Yeah. It's a big-ass state.

Yeah, I mean, like, it's, it seems, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, bad, right? It's got to suck, though, getting pregnant when you don't want to be. How many bodies do you think Donald Trump caught, though? Yeah. In his day. For sure. There's got to be like 75.

He's got to be the, he's a butcher. I mean, this man is, this man, he should have a tear drop for each one. Yeah. It'd be a lot. I'm a real gay. I don't know. It's a nice thing, too, also. The way that, the way that, like, the way that, like, the way the way the

girls talk about it they're a little too no every every time it happens it's a really sad thing for everyone involved yeah you know especially like this is awesome especially that innocent beautiful little baby yeah that alive the life genius yeah could have cured cancer and what's this hands made handmaiden tail thing that people are doing yeah they're wearing the costume from the show oh that's the new thing that seems kind of restrictive like you're going to have like uh like uh like uh like a like a awareness campaign or an activism campaign about how women are now, you know, like, oppressed by the state because they don't have those protections anymore and they could potentially lose them entirely at the federal level if there's a ban. But to participate,

you have to have an Amazon Prime account and have seen this show. Like, you need to watch this stupid fucking show to know what is it, what is the handmaiden's tale? Some fucking, I don't know. Some shit about how. like, uh, they make them have babies or something. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. That's a, that's a dark thing. Compared to four years ago when it was like the pussy hats, which were, you could just make yourself.

Yeah. Right. And they were cool. They looked good. You could make that yourself. There was no like, it was just a pink hat, basically.

Yeah, right. It wasn't like, oh, well, you have to get it, you know, you have to buy it on Amazon. You know, if you don't have an Amazon official.

You have to have a TV. Right. Yeah. You have to have a streaming service. Streaming service. Yeah. Right, right. Whatever this is.

It is cool. What is that? What is it like a Korean thing? 4B? Yeah. No, that's, you're thinking of BTS. Oh, okay. What is that?

I thought it's a, but it's a movement. Should we Google it? Should we look it up on the phone? No. No, I think that's a waste of time. Yeah. I think we should keep guessing

and just saying things. Yeah. Oh, you're doing it. Google it. What's it called? No, I don't. Probably means

four bitches. Four bitches. Yeah, I don't know, dude. Like, they're clueless. Girls?

Yeah, they're, like, they're dressing like fucking Katnus Everdeen and shit now.

No, that's a different show. That's hunger games. That's hunger games. I think they're dressing, I'm going to be the one that misinterprets it

and I dress in a full Nazi outfit. And I'm like, what, it's a man in the high castle. I thought we were all doing to protest Trump. Yeah, this is what we're going to happen. Oh, I did the wrong show. I'm sorry. I said that to my wife the other day because she was mad at me for something.

And I said, you know what? Why don't I just dress up? I'll comb my hair to the side. Yeah. And I'll wear a little mustache. And I can just be the villain that everybody wants me. That word. I walk by like, like, either like, was it Sotheby's or fucking Barclay or one of those

like charity. places on Park Avenue like six months ago and they were auctioning off the actual wardrobes from Game of Thrones and I said should I go in here and shoot anybody that comes in and places a bid? Yeah. Should I kill anybody that's participating in this auction? Yeah. I think I should. I think somebody should. I think if people are bidding on the clothes at like Christies for Game of Thrones clothes, then somebody should be killing those people. Yeah, they're spending like $100,000. Right.

On like a sword. The whole outfit. Oh, they get the whole outfit. Oh, that's a different story. And then how many do you buy at a time and what do you do with it? And then you have to be four feet tall to fit into it. I stopped hanging out with a friend when he started dating a new girlfriend who said that being a game of Thrones fan is like being a part of a movement. Like the civil rights member?

Like civil rights. She said like civil rights. She said like how people felt in the 60s during civil rights. What was her reasoning? Because everyone was watching something at the same time. Right. Yeah, yeah. And she also tried to put on the, what do you call it, the Hamilton soundtrack.

She's like, hey guys, we like hip hop. Have you checked? You know, I really can't. I really couldn't deal with it. Yeah. It made me feel like a dickhead, but they're happy. What happened to those kinds of people? I don't know.

I guess we just have less friends. I mean, one of them's on your podcast right now. I've been, what? You're a Hamilton soundtrack? Well, I liked, yeah, I liked Hamilton. Oh, all right. Yeah, I've told you that. You knew that about me.

I did not know that. It's good? Yeah, it's good. What's your favorite? It's like undeniable. What's your favorite song? You guys are such fags who'd like say it's bad. It's like objectively good.

Matt Chrisman, Phyllis Berman. Yeah, those guys are fags. yeah and Matt Christman's dead now yeah yeah no he's not right you're saying that maybe if he was a little bit if he had better taste he wouldn't be in a wheelchair

so that's what you're saying Mike about our friend no that's a fucking horrible thing to say I was just trying to say that Hamilton is good Jesus Christ I was just trying to say that Lynn Manuel Miranda is really talented I would have colleagues

I didn't say our friend deserves to be in a wheelchair Matt's got a family and you wish that upon you know I just said it's a fucking Lynn Manuel Miranda, dude? You took sides. No, no, no. What is your fucking, what are you?

Like that. So you're into Gaza and Hamilton, dude? Yeah. You're the one of a kind. You might be the only guy. It's just, I think it's silly. Sandwich is Gaza and Hamilton. You can't deny that the guy is a talented songwriter.

In The Heights has some good songs. In the Heights is good. In the Heights is objectively good, a good musical. I'll play you. I'll play you some right now, actually. Yeah. All right. I'm going to send you some.

because it's like, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. If you can remove yourself from how corny it is. I can't. Okay, well, some of us can. It's great. It's like,

there's a song where the dude's working at the taxi dispatch, you know, and he's like singing about it. They don't have taxis during Hamilton? But it came out in 2008. No, I'm talking about in the Heights, his first musical. What's that one about?

It's about living in Washington Heights. So like I said, it's very corny. It's very corny. You know. It's like Sesame Street, basically. It's kind of like, it is kind of like Sesame Street. Do you feel like your estrogen levels going up?

I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I like what I like. I'm not ashamed of who I am. You have a family. You have a wife. There's things that I enjoy. I'm not ashamed to the things that I enjoy.

Who are Nick and I to judge you? But he's like, uh, you've created life, you know? Well, there's, I mean, I'm telling you it's very corny. But he's like in the taxi dispatch and he's like, let's hear it. We got traffic on the west side. Get on the side. 75 and tell him let's

You know, it's like he's, and you're right It's bars. It's good. And then the girl that he's in love with comes in. She's like, hey, what's up? You like the girl? They sing to each other. Yeah.

No, a lot of us fuck women and like musicals. Okay. I like musicals too. I don't know what you fuck. We didn't write off. We didn't write off musical. We said Hamilton was bad and then you came out. I like lay this a rock.

I didn't come off aggressively. I'm just saying I feel like it's fuck you faggots. Hamilton's fucking awesome. Why would you say that? Chrisman. I'm glad he's dead. No,

he's not dead. He's doing much better. He's our friend too. Yeah. Yeah. Because of fucking Hamilton, you want to say that? Awful,

dirty, nasty stuff? The election's over. Can we all calm down? Why are we tearing each other down? I don't know. We're all American. Matt Chrisman got a lot of things right,

but what he got wrong was his taste and music is. My only goal is to be. is to stoke these fucking Starlink conspiracy theories as much as possible. Yeah, yeah. So if you're out there and you're upset about the election, look into it because I saw a very convincing video from a Latina network engineer who explained that Linux, the system that the satellites use, is incapable of adding numbers together. So there's no way that a Linux system, such as used in the Starlink satellites, could

possibly add the votes correctly. Yeah. It can only add them for Donald Trump. And that checks out to me. That sounds real. It sounds smart. I don't know what it means, but it sounds right. And so I would believe that. If you had the option to believe something, I would choose to believe that. I want to see, I want to see Kamala start January 6th for lives. She won't do anything. And then they have to She's probably... They have to kill the vice president to not certify the election so she's accidentally

gets killed. She's probably relieved. Joe Biden's hung. She actually accidentally gets killed. Joe Biden didn't want her to win. Jesus Christ, you're on a roll today, Mike. Kamala didn't want to be president,

probably. Yeah. You know? She probably... And the craziest things, too, you know somewhere in like a dark layer when the results, when it was like,

okay, there's no chance. She's winning. They're calling all the states. You can almost like see the smile forming on Hillary Clinton's face. Right. Like the Grinch. You know what I mean?

You know she was... Up to her ears. Yeah, you know she was fucking her like just contorting and just grimacing at the idea that, yes, Kamala lost also. Mm-hmm. She's punching the gimp in the... It's impossible for women to be president. I don't think that's true. No, I'm saying like that's what they think.

Oh. That seemed to be a lot of the consensus. They've never done it before, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy last time around there. We're like, let's just try all of them at once. You know, black lady, Chinese guy, Indian lady, different type of Indian lady.

You know, neither of them were actually Indian. Let's see. That's the funniest part is that there's been... White liar. Well, yeah, there's been two, quote-unquote, Indian women who could have become president. And it's like, how do... This is not a group I check. with often.

But like, how do Indian women feel about that? You know what I mean? Nikki Haley? Well, Nikki Haley and Kamala Harris are both Indian in the way that you were African American. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah.

They're probably upset. And they're probably pissed off in the writer's room of Abbott Elementary. Well, because they've been mad about a lot of things over the last six years. And it's like, this seems like the one thing you should be mad about. They haven't, I haven't heard a peep.

No, I know. Yeah, yeah. They're mad that people like, aren't liking the new Kendrick album the right way. Yeah. That's what they get mad about. You're just listening to Kendrick and feeling like Malcolm X. I wrote a 6,000 word essay in the New Republic about how Kendrick is going to decide the election with, you know, college-educated South Asian women. He's a rapper.

I know. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought you just knew Hamilton. I was just thinking about the greatest rapper, actually, Lynn Manuel Miranda. Sorry, I haven't been really present because I'm just thinking how talented that managed.

Because he writes raps about working at the bodega. Yo, I got to make the coffee in my bodega. So when you say you like Hamilton, did you go see? Hamilton? No, I haven't seen it. You just listened to it. You just listened to it. You listen to the CD. On Spotify, yeah. You didn't watch on Disney Plus? Guys, one of these days, me and you, the three of us, we're going to take a little road trip. We're going to go to laymills, dude. We're just going to drive around in circles.

Yeah. Yeah. We're going to drive around Times Square in circles, and I'm going to play you some highlights from the Hamilton. We're going to do donuts in Times Square. Yeah. Yeah. Let me just look at the songs real quick. Okay. Yeah. Let's get on it. Let's get on the. Let's get on the. let's get right on that I mean but people have one of two reactions to it where they go like this is the they either go this is the gayest shit I've ever heard

or they go this is the greatest I bet you listen I'm open to it and I think there's a tendency What I don't like about it What I don't like about it from the get-go is it seems like it's something that's just you start with the idea of like

captivating an NPR audience you know what I mean and so it's like one of those like you know, it's like a product that's driven by focus groups. You know what I mean? Like the Edzole or something. It's like this shitty thing where like, we asked the consumers what they want. And then they come up with this Frankenstein monstrosity of like, you know, consumer trends.

And so the idea of like, how about a safe hip hop historical musical. Right. You know, so it's like. But you haven't heard a single song. No, I have. Don't you like history? Not that kind of history. Okay

Not like that You know Let me know when they do Fucking You know Six million We'll see about that Fucking

A hip opera Yeah It's like a revisionist Right Maybe living in war For manor World War I in colors But the doors

Were made out of wood That wouldn't That wouldn't That would That would have sealed the gas What's Who's drokey You're laughing at.

Even six million. Are you laughing at his joke or my joke? I was laughing. I'm laughing at both. No, you have to pick one, Mr. Pick Sides. I'm laughing at, uh, well, I guess I'll go with Adam. Oh. The real gangsters was it a gistapal.

They kept great records who owned the slave ships. And guess what? They were in. Chew, you come to train. They were in retreat when they did the final solution. They knew they were going to lose. but they still want to kill the Jews, which it didn't happen, obviously.

Yeah. That's the sad thing. That's the saddest thing about the Holocaust is they were like they'd already lost in Russia. They were like, they knew they were going to lose. They were like, we have to just finish the job of one thing. Well, because they didn't know where to put them. It was like a logistics problem. Oh, yeah.

They were like, we got all these people in prison. They were like, well, we could release them. And they're like, no. And now some of us are wondering. Go where? Some of us are wondering, because some people think, not me, but those weren't death camps. They were just like, where they taught them how to do manual labor? That's not real, right?

Because some people have said that. No, we're being capable of learning. Manual labor. Maybe stand up calm with you. It's crazy because it's like, you know, denialism has been this thing that, like, you know, people get mad about over the last 60, however many years or whatever, that there's been so much room. that there's been so much room for the guys that just pretended like they were in the Holocaust

you know? Like every once every couple of years there's a guy to get pop. Oh yeah, they just make up that they were there. They're like, you know, they put me in the guest chamber

every day. A guy wrote a memoir about it. It was like a bestseller. Yeah, right. And then it's just, and like that's a cool kind of guy to be. That's a cool guy to be. A liar.

Because it's like you got a nice couple years before they find out that you weren't in the Holocaust. It was really just think of it. to kind of dick ride off the Holocaust to cloud chase the Holocaust All right, you got me But I kind of felt like I was in the camp

Yeah My wife was yelling at me the other day And it felt like I was My friend was like Trying to hook up with a girl Okay And she said she had a dream That they were both in the Holocaust together

But it's like so funny What guys have to be like Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was cool She had a dream that her She was like hot. Yeah, yeah, she was hot. She said, I had a dream. We were in the Holocaust.

He was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course. Yeah, that's cool. Isn't there a pop punk song about the Holocaust, about piano of the Holocaust? There's like a say-anything song.

All the small things. No, it's something. I'll ask my wife. Say anything? Yeah, something like that. That's a fun thing to plan to ask Deb. Yeah. When you come in the door.

All right. Where are you? What's the pop punk song about the Holocaust? Ben, shut up for a second. Yeah. He's doing good, though. We're proud. We're proud of the boy.

Karate. He's got a great attitude. Science school. Yeah. Yeah. You're raising him right. It's good. I'm able to positively motivate him now, which I wasn't able to do before.

Because he didn't speak. English. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I put up a sign at our house that said English only. Yeah. Yeah.

She's playing Spanish at preschool. It is, yeah, it is weird. Sometimes your baby will, like, learn Spanish from a babysitter. Yeah. And you're like, what the fuck are you doing? That happened to me when I was a little kid. Really? Yeah.

You so much like univision and like Sabinoiagia. I would be furious. You would? Yeah. If a babysitter taught my child a foreign language. Really? Without asking me? Because then they can keep secrets from you.

Sure. Right? Yeah, you just open their diary. Yeah. No, Stead, TNS. You gotta bring it to the bodega or something. My parents are,

that's actually, there's a big episode of Seventh Heavens. Oh, really? Yeah, Lucy starts learning Spanish in school and the father beats her nearly to death because she could be speaking Spanish to boys on the phone. Right, right.

He would have no way to know. She has no idea. Yeah. Yeah. You got to nip that in the bud. Mm-hmm. Yeah. My parents found like a massive crucifix in my room.

And they were like, we got to get this bitch out of the house. I remember it was Christmas. Yeah. You just spent a lot of time with her? Yeah, it was like I lived in L.A. when I was a little kid and she was Mexican. She was the best. She was such a nice lady. But yeah, it was Christmas.

And I didn't even know that Mexicans or like Catholics liked, like having massive crucifixes. But they were like, yeah, we should get her Christmas gift. And I was begging my parents because I was. She's Christian. So you have to get her like the biggest Christian cross because she'll love it

because she's Christian. Yeah. And they were like, we're not going to get it. We're not going to buy that. We're not going to go to the store and buy that. They got her an old El Paso taco kit. That was Adam's second choice.

Yeah. I was trying to think of other Mexican stuff. A low rider. Yeah. Yeah. They got a 1964 Impala. And nitroles. A tank top where you could like see the guy's nipples through it.

A second family. Yeah. They got a Dragon Ball Z shirt. I don't know. Is that Mexican? It's more black. Don't they like it? I thought it was Japanese.

Yeah, but don't. Isn't that a thing that Mexicans like Dragon Ball Z? No, black guys. No, Mexican guys like like, like gestures. Yeah. Clowns. Yeah. The Joker.

They are really, they are the best people on Earth. You know what I was thinking about yesterday? What happened in Boston Market? Didn't they go out of business? I think I looked it up. Queens, I think there is one. A friend of mine worked there. I had a hankering for a Boston Market chicken pot pie.

It's not as good as you remember it. I don't remember it being good. Okay. Yeah. But I was like, I want that. Yeah. Yeah. My friend Rob worked there for a long time.

But it's like, yeah, it's one of this places. Like you eat it as an adult and you go, oh, this is not great. Yeah. But I like the idea of it for sure. How about Long John Silver's? Is that bad? I've never eaten there. I've never had it.

I've never had an urge to. Was it? That's, you know what I'm in the mood for? I remember the biscuits. Seafood that's ready in five minutes and it's named after underwear. That's what I'm in the mood for for dinner. Can I tell you something? You'll be proud of, you'll be, I don't know how.

We'll see. I live above a McDonald's and a Popeyes And I've lived in this apartment Is that the SpongeBob theme song? Is this your fucking life? I live above a McDonald's and a Popeyes They're right next to each other And I've never been to either one

Oh, because you're a wife Yeah Just because I've decided I'm not proud of that Bum Mike's No she's ruining your life Who lives above a Popeyes and McDonald's Bum Mike Wop pants.

Bum. Yeah. Bum Mike Wap pants. Wop pants. Yeah, Wap pants. And the track pants. Okay. I don't see how I'm a bum.

I don't know. It sounds like sponge. Oh, okay, okay. Sponge is worse than bum. It's really funny to call a woman a bum. Mm-hmm. You're a bum. Patrice would do that a lot.

You bum. You bum. Oh, God. We can still legally do that now, guys. Thank God. Yeah. Thank God. You're a bum.

I called somebody a bum. A slob is really mean to call a girl. Like, not even the mean girl words. Just like, look at this slob. I was hanging out of my friend once. He got in a fight with his girlfriend. He called her a fucking asshole. That was kind of cool.

Mm-hmm. Was that, remember Neil Stastey? Yeah. He had that bit about like, this girl wanted him to do dirty talk. Oh, yeah. Oh, he says spread your bullshit legs. Yeah. He goes, he's like, so we're fucking.

You're so fucking stupid. And we immediately stop having sex. That guy was funny. He was a funny guy, yeah. He was really funny. If you ever meet Jesse Pop? Yes, I want to say so. Yeah.

He was a great. If you want a good stand-up album, Jesse Pop, you stink, which you should find on Spotify. Let's not promote the guys that aren't even doing comedy anymore. Well, people should hear the album. It's good.

Jesse Pop and Hamilton. It should be lost to the... To the ashes of time. Yeah, yeah. Nick hates quitters. That's why when I know someone that gets divorced, I stop talking to the man and the woman.

Okay. Yeah, because they're fucking quitters. A lot of people think I'm a quitter, but I just creep. Right. Like moss Right, you're playing the long game I just move so slow

You can't even tell Yeah It's like beyond the tortoise and the hair Sure I'm a fungus that will outlive both of them Sure So fuck your race Whatever it may be

Why is it a race Why is it race You know The tortoise and the hair They had a race Oh the race I thought you were being racist No

I forget I'm retarded It's too late guys I had this idea for a children's book And it's like I don't know if you could write this But imagine like it's the tortoise in the hair And there's a possum And he's like a degenerate

He's like a bad father But he bets on the tortoise to win the race And that's the story And he wins And then he fixes his life He hits his parley He fixes his life Yeah but the possums are always moms

Are they? Yeah The male possum doesn't Okay well I'm not like a animal expert or anything. Yeah, clearly. Yeah. And he's driving home

and he feels good for the first time in his life and he gets in a terrible car accident. Yeah. He died. He's lost to... Yeah. It gets run over.

You have things to produce something like that, right? I'll draw it and, you know, you can finance it. You can finance it. Are you a good droller? I don't know.

What financing is necessary, you just put it on Amazon. You can self-publish it. Well, yeah, but I want you to be in on the ground floor. You want to use my Amazon Prime account? All right, sure.

Yeah. I'll pay the $9 dollars month you could be an investor we gotta check out we gotta check out the show anyway an investor in my story this horror tv show i had management when i was like 24 i pitched them like uh like a assop's fable saying but it would all be but i only had like two or three ideas yeah yeah isn't that funny i got management kind of early too and now i don't have it well i did not consider it early at the time but you were young i had been doing comedy like short eight or nine years yeah but you were young but starting comedy at 16 is kind of does that count no you're not like an adult yeah you're not

What were some of your pitches? I'm trying to remember one. There was like, something like the tortoise and the hair, but all the forest animals are doing like superlatives, you know? And so they're like, oh, the rabbit's the fastest. And the owls, the most wise, you know. And then, like, there's, and I forget, there was a way I had it set up, so it's not as blatant.

But, like, you know, like, oh, the parrot is the most beautiful. And then the pigs like, what about me? Which one am I? And they're like, well, you're the fast. fatest and they're like, no, I'm beautiful like the parakeet. And, you know, and they're like, you know, they're like, what are you saying that I'm not beautiful because I'm fat? Being fat, you can still be beautiful. It's like, okay, well, then we're not saying you're not beautiful, but you're also the fattest. So what's the problem? I don't, if there's nothing wrong with being

fat, why can't you be the fattest one? Yeah. And then it's just an argument. Right. Yeah. This is a body positivity argument? Yeah. Yeah, it's just a salon.com article. It was like the little engine that had rich parents, you know? So the train just keeps like calling its parents for money. Oh, that's funny. Yeah.

That's good. That was one of them. That would be an animated show? No, it was just do a book. Oh, children's stories. Yeah. Another one with like a scorpion, like some kind of play on the frog and the scorpion thing, but I forget what it was.

Right. you know so that went nowhere yeah but it's good to get the ideas out because then you get you gotta get the bad ones out and then you'll come upon a good one but I think the that was one of two things I pitched in my management before they drop me yeah fruit defending shame you know it's funny

I had a general at MTV like years like like a decade ago yeah and they were like yeah we're buying TV shows we haven't we haven't bought anything so you know if you got an idea let us know and I just like left the meeting with nuts. I know. It's so funny. It's like you think about like, oh, when I was younger, I blew so many opportunities. And then you think about what's going on right now and you're like, man, there's a lot of opportunities. I'm blowing. Yeah. I'm still doing it. It's just constant.

I still can't see them. They're right in front of me. Yeah, right. Yeah. Do you have crypto? I will not be answering that question. Damn. Is it the most ever? They're saying? It is. Yes. God damn it. I blew that one too You did? I don't know I don't have a little bit But I think I need a new computer

That's not really So I might sell the crypto Get a computer You should talk to The lady that made that video About Starlink I think yeah She could probably

Okay She can probably help you out With computer stuff Now the DNC But they're still paying People like Mueller She wrote Like they're still giving her money

I would imagine so Yeah But it's not The Kamala campaign Raised a billion dollars It wasn't like the DNC Okay. Yeah.

And then now they're in debt, 20 million. That's like a different... They went over? Yeah, they went over. A billion. They went over a billion dollars. What? And they're 20 million dollars in debt, yeah.

It's 200 million dollars in debt. In debt? Yeah. I want to see what they paid for. I don't understand how you can rack up that much debt. In a month. Yeah. I don't understand why that's legal.

You know what I mean? How do they pay? paid off the party? I think they don't. I think they just fucking default on it. They just don't pay people. Yeah. She's a bum. And then what are you going to do? Sue the campaign? It's done.

Right. Yeah. You know what I mean? She's dead. She's in Guantanamo. I saw in New York Post. They were posting pictures of her at Howard. Maybe it was after the election. She already lost. I don't know why her concession. She already lost. And they're posting pictures of her at Howard. like sitting with like students and there's like a glass of wine like white wine in the picture

back somewhere and they put a circle around the wine they're like oh look who's drunk look who's having a drink it's like well she's a 52 year old woman she just lost a presidential election i think if if anything warrants a glass of wine sure it might be that yeah you know well i'm sorry yeah i will be at cobs in san francisco this week by the way. That's why we had to do this. I would have sat this one out and said, you know what,

do it during the daytime without me, but I've got to go to San Francisco tomorrow. I can always come in and fill it for you. Yeah, but I need to promote the show, presumably. So if you're in San Francisco, go see Nick? If you're one of the 75,000 people that tunes into the Adam Friedland Show podcast

and you happen to be in San Francisco, come out this weekend. That will be at Cobbs. And I got a podcast, called Out for Smokes and I got some dates coming up. I got Minneapolis. I got Schenectady. I got Detroit and I got Tampa and you can get all those tickets at microseencom. Are you going to side spluters?

I don't know. So you're just going to Tampa and then you're figuring out the venue? I can't figure out. I got to figure that out. Oh. But I will be in Tampa. But you can't promote a show if there's no venue. No, no, there's a venue.

I just got to figure out some stuff. He'll be in Ebor City, rolling cigars with the Buelas. Yeah. And the chickens, too. That's the best part about Ebor City. The chickens? There's just wild chickens that run around. And if you catch them, you can eat them.

I might have double-booked myself. In Tampa? I don't know. Yeah, maybe. How is that possible? I don't know. But I got to figure that out. But I will be in Tampa next month.

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