The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mike Recine - Episode 83

Episode Date: December 7, 2024

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. We are Nick is Nick's doing a PSP right now. What are you playing on that? What do you got going on there? I'm playing control, which came out in 2019 and is free right now. What is it? What's that? I think it's for, um, I can't tell what weight women that it's for okay it's definitely rolling it's it's a woman game I wouldn't even say it's a girl game so how fat these bitches I don't know I don't know if it's fat it's more of like a man-faced sort of vibe you know it's like you know like a woman that's like I know how to do guy stuff but she doesn't actually know how to do any sort

of she just sort of looks like a man So she's like I can fucking I can do it like the other day. I changed the batteries in my TV remote They're like I don't fucking need help to screw in a light bulb, you know really basic stuff Like I put together my own Ikea furniture type of lady And we love them yeah well I'm playing their game yeah they studying them we're getting into the gaming space and I think that's the announcement well that's the thing Adam interviewed destiny so I debated and eviscerated destiny and we're gonna get that out I met destiny on the show and they only show he told us against me I wasn't, I was watching, I had a good time. Nick, Nick.

Don't even try to make this personal. To the extent that now he's pro-Israel. Don't even try to make this personal. Nick said that Israel has some good points. Yeah, he's trying to, both, he can't even. No, Nick was very supportive and he was the, he's my rock. You were here for it?

I was here and Destiny tells us afterwards, you know how much money he makes? I'm sure it's a lot. $15 million a week week a week on Twitter Yeah, which? So I said kick yeah and kicks trick twitch kick flip is the name of the website If you want to lock cuz he had a thing recently where he said oh my uber I dropped my hot chocolate that I ordered from uber eats, and I said who the hell orders hot chocolate on

Okay, but I guess the king of France I said, who the hell orders hot chocolate on Uber Eats? But I guess if you- The king of France, that's it. He's addicted to hot chocolate. This is gonna come out all in my hot interview with Destiny. I would say he's addicted. He likes it and it's wintertime. He's addicted. He's been at the end of his rope a couple times,

sucking, sucking, oh, I shouldn't have said that. Anyway, Destiny- But you said it. It was a great conversation. It was a great conversation. You're fully sober, you knew we were recording. I asked him, I said, do you want conversation. It was a great conversation. You knew we were recording I asked him I said you want me to get you a kombucha. Oh, I said I only drink hot chocolate I shouldn't have said I only drink hot chocolate

After the fact I don't care during the during the interview none of this honestly He kind of just him just being like he's a friend of the show and he kind of alphaed the response to whatever that was Last week as he's gone. I the show and he kind of alphaed the response to whatever that was last week as he's gone I was at dinner. I was a penis sucking video by the way I was at dinner with my family and I went Someone said that I was I was watching a sexual your problem is you're too fucking negative see I'm aspirational I didn't hear anything about this is the opposite. I heard 15 million dollars, which he may or may not even have said Uh-huh, but I think this guy Is made of money whatever he's doing he's they respected him as a businessman

Yeah, yeah, and so I said you know I was like so you got to be good at games to twitch stream And apparently don't even need to play games so but I think I want to do that part Okay, I'm part. I don't really know we don't really have the technology to show you the screen, but you can definitely watch me play the PlayStation Portable in such a manner. Now maybe the sound will be picked up. But look, we'll show you. So she's got, I got the yellow Hillary Clinton suit. Oh, it looks like, yeah, Uma Thurman. Yeah, for my man--faced woman and you win that by playing roulette But you can see she's got she's got masculine features Yeah This is a really stupid device by the way this thing yeah, yeah if someone was made out of money

Look at what look at this fucking dumb idea They just jammed a fucking Android tablet in the middle of a PlayStation controller. And they're like, there you go. There's your fucking portable PlayStation. Right. Your arms are like... It's the same controller with just... But don't they make it for a phone now?

Jawbone or whatever? No, that's the Destiny video you're thinking of. Come on, you're a friend of the show. Okay're thinking of okay so I had oh I shouldn't have said that oh I didn't mean actually forgot oh I shouldn't have I do think credit to inspiration intellectual destiny when after that the sex stuff leaked I bought this mainly a child can't get one of these are in short supply if I buy it if I buy I'm in the buying things now so the children can't get them for Hanukkah or Christmas okay Hanukkah especially yeah Hanukkah definitely I think it's we should probably considering everything that's going on in Israel maybe we cancel

Hanukkah this year it It's not a bad idea Yeah, I don't care. You could do it because I do Christmas now. Yeah, that's great Yeah, did you when you were a kid? Did you get like get excited if I had a child and we were celebrating Hanukkah? You know what I get them a car branded with the world central kitchen logo And I say a little power wheel with the logo on top And I said when you go drive this around the neighborhood and see if anything happens to you And because this year on Hanukkah we're learning lessons right right what the lesson may be I don't know

I'll let you know what I'm done with my lady game We're gonna figure out this Hanukkah thing once you're done with your girl game But you know Hanukkah was terrible because my parents weren't from America and so basically they made Hanukkah into presence I had the hardest Hanukkah No I'm not saying that No one knows how hard Hanukkah was to me growing up Everyone had a nice Hanukkah But my parents were poor immigrants from a white country that got cancelled

An entire nation that was canceled by the world is true This show makes me wish I had friends. You do have I love your dynamic. I had oh my god Into a presence thing to compete with Christmas I would get a check on a night one. I only got a check for $50,000. I got a check. And I had to go shop by myself. And the other children would see me at the store and they would say, There's poor Adam. There's Adam who's so poor. I'm not claiming poor.

But my parents didn't buy, they were like, no, this is not, Hanukkah isn't, it's not that important of a holiday. Yeah, right, right. So then I just like see my friends on Christmas like and it looked so happy and fun. God, I hate Yeah The last four years I've done Christmas and like literally four years ago Christmas Eve, how can they fly? How can they fly? He's gonna be the best streamer ever yeah he kind of why can he fly yeah and then basically he can't fuck motherfucker he cannot fly do not let him slap do you fight people in this

yeah yeah I'm shooting a mother fight that's why I'm playing it it's not like you know it's not total yeah there's some men part of the microphone Nick the microphone What What are you worried about that we're gonna get content strike? No, no your mic just they they could hear you they can hear me Anyway, yeah So like yeah as a guy three-year-old man, I remember I was like laying in bed at Christmas Eve And I'm like, I can't wait to wake up to yeah for up tomorrow for presents I was like, this is the happiest thing of all time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fuck honey I'm gonna do Christmas the rest of my life and there's not it's not fun. This is the nicest thing of all time It's really a nice thing. Yeah, so nice. Yeah. Yeah, does any other have anything as nice as Christmas? Well quads?

I imagine is incredible Yeah, you don't eat anything I imagine, is incredible. Ramadan is pretty fucking sick. Ramadan is sick, yeah. No food. You don't eat anything all day, but then at nighttime. You get to eat. You go to the buffet, baby. Little weed trip to 7-Eleven, dude. I'm gonna waitin' all day. Moldy banana.

What's up, dog? I'm Muslim. How y'all doin'? You're brown also? All right. That's me talking to the employees at 7-Eleven. Oh, I thought you were doing a Hamad impression. Yeah, let me get a two liter off-brand soda, bag of chips, can of Pringles, and a moldy

old banana. Because my girlfriend- Because I'm celebrating Ramadan. Yeah, my girlfriend's in the hospital for Ramadan. Yeah, I don't buy that because I've tried Ramadan. We have to make peace after all these years just like show Israel and Palestine that Tom Myers and us could be friends. Yeah. Maybe we have to make Tom please. Please I want to see Tom Myers meet Tom Pearl The shit guy they start a band together called Tom Petty and the Heartbreaker the Tom Tom Club

And then people go to see it. They're like oh my god Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers And then it's just a man eating shit and another man bombing Yeah, this isn't The name became public domain Got caught fucking children Wasn't that the guy from the who they're like oh yeah, well whatever Enjoyed Tom Pearl ladies and gentlemen In another universe

What Tom Pearl does eating his own shit and drinking his own piss on camera, that occupies the same space as Monster Jam. And in that world, driving a truck with giant tires is the most disgusting thing you could possibly do. But poo poo eating is like, cool. There's like secret videos on the internet, they're like, look at the size of the tires. People are like, oh I can't, oh oh! And they're like vomiting and they're like anyways, I'm taking my son to see a man eat his own shit Just a big arena Tom Perl walking out completely naked Shit for you

Name of that universe? Israel. The name is Israel. On earth 12. Your wife's like you never do anything with our son you know. I took him to the fucking shit. I took him to see Tom Perl. We got him a bowl. I got him a mixing bowl at the gift shop You're bringing your fucking gay friends with their big trucks Trying to corrupt our boys. I stopped talking about monster jam on the podcast. Yeah Demonetized no in the other universe my talking there we go Nick talks about yeah, Nick's got a real fucked up mind Oh, you asked me what you asked me what I did this weekend, and I said nothing and that's not true I rewatched I rewatched Star of Echoes in the movie frequency, okay? Yeah, I love that movie frequency be my dad. It's about a father-son kind of yeah, right nice

It's weird to watch with your dad. I watched it the first time with my dad It was it was like it was I remember I was like Oh, this is nice. It's about a dad and so yeah, I watched the the squid in the whale with my mom Yeah, I forgot there's a scene where the kid rubs his Jewish calm. Yeah, Owen books. You're fine. We know. Oh, yeah. Yeah He's around we don't know Adams friends with him. It's one of Adams. I wouldn't say for Adams famous friends trademark Jacked off a FFTM I wouldn't say for Adams famous friends trademark AFF TM A lot of famous friends, right? Yeah, of course Adam goes to SNL every weekend. Then he goes. Yeah, that's cool

Yeah And then there's no he has no business being there. No, I do I have a lot of his allowed in there and then he always tells me he told me these stories about him going up to whoever the musical guest is And they're like they're like stop you in stop talking to me. Yeah, Adam's like yes me Can I can I hit the vape please Actually you've been saying funny be careful you might break this Careful you might break this Fucking kill you and myself if somebody ever might you want tickets? I'll hit up the Israeli consulate. Okay, no problem Okay, yeah next time I get if Ariana Grande the way this thing works is to is so stupid

So what it does is it turns on your PlayStation at home? It does and then streams do it so it and my apartment now The PlayStation is on uh-huh your cats are watching is all everything. I'm doing on here is on the TV Why? That's just how it works. Yeah, I don't know I think Sony has enough money where they're like they do the same thing Apple does but Sony never had a Steve Jobs So Apple can come out with bad products and people are like, maybe they found this in his notes. In the attic he lived in where he was filled with easels

where he would paint iPhones and all these, his beautiful ideas that came out of his beautiful mind. And that's where we got an iPad that's a little bit bigger. The ingenious idea of a slightly larger iPad. All these things he came up with, but Sony, they just just they have all this money And they're like yeah, just fucking make garbage. Yep What are you so a darts that's what's coming next Adams Adams going don't forget about the darts

What do they make nowadays it's not PlayStation I Mean this to make TVs and yeah, I mean in the PlayStation world they do stuff They always do they do bullshit accessories like which I do have the PlayStation VR 2 and it's it's actually pretty awesome Yeah, he bought it for a sketch that I had that I was yeah Yeah, you bought a first sketch that he decided was bad and then we scrapped it Why didn't decide it was bad as things it was it was phenomenal That would have been the only joke it would have been our open is that I have PlayStation VR It is nice to not air stuff sometimes when you when it's bad

You feel that is how most people worked throughout the history. Yes. Now everything has to go online No, it doesn't and that's the thing is it doesn't have to. Podcasting is kind of like a... Well podcasting is garbage. It's bad. Yeah. Right. There have been so many times. I think this episode's good.

I'm feeling it. I'm feeling it, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm having a good time. Yeah, but it's not like a, you know. There's not a single podcast I've ever done in my life where I would say, oh I'm proud of this work that I did. You're not?

No, there's conversations I've had that are funny. Yeah. But it's like being proud of hanging out. You're not this is like those conversations. I've had that are funny Yeah, but it's like being proud of hanging out Yeah, like man. I really good session with my friend. That's someone that's like new to having friends Like dude, I did such a weird I'd such a good hangout the other day I didn't I was I was home school that I had a 3 p.m. Curfew until I just thought about a guy of 35 making his first friend and how happy he would be It's really sad. What's going on? What are you doing me? I don't know my eyes little itchy Yeah, but why are you itching it like that? Yeah, it's a strange way. You're doing how do you itch your eyes?

Not like that whatever you're doing is we fucking your eye bizarre It's kind of like you're playing with the clit of your eye You got to get some awkward ock you soft scrubs me and Lewis can tell you about it because we both suffer from eye problems. I get bad styes and shit. And it's because I do that. I touch my eyes. Okay. You get used to ocuscrub wipes

and I haven't had a problem since. Just canker sores now. Might be like allergies or something. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it's dusty in here. Is it? Yeah. Well, Adam's dusty in here. Is it? Yeah Yeah, yeah, you're Adam brought a bag of dust back from Vegas. Oh, yeah You dropped it. Yeah, it was his mom's burn

Just being a funeral I'm like you guys where's that bag of dust I'm supposed to get at the end What are they you ever notice that you go to a funeral they give you a big bag of dust at the end I threw in the garbage right away. There's a clip from the Two weeks ago Nick my dad Thanksgiving my aunt Brought up a clip. She saw of us talking about murdering great My grandma she's like so yeah, you know, I just really hope your grandmother doesn't see that clip of Nick talking about shooting her on the top of the head

with a trumpet-style rifle. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, this is my job, but it's going well. Yeah, they love being like, that's on the internet. You know, that goes on your permanent record. Your grandma's still around 93 yeah, yeah What about you? 97 and 99 I feel like we're too old for grandparents we are yeah, yeah, it's kind of like it makes us immature

You know it's weird. There's people that have grandparents, but no parents Yeah, you know like Little Foot from the Yeah, from the Land Before Time. Yeah, it's nice that you have a son So you're up to date on all the baby movies Yeah, which I am as well because I have to be because I'm a twitch kick streamer Yeah, because I'm a kickflip guy so I have to I don't want to but I've seen all the Paw Patrol movies Okay, yeah, Veggie Tales. So I know all my audience. I'm going on Hassan's stream and I need to explain stuff

that I need to know socialism and then what five year olds are up to. So I can appeal to his audience when I'm on Hassan's stream. Soon, Hassan. Yeah, soon. There's a new Sonic movie coming out this month month sonic 3 couple weeks on it. They're here. It's shadow in it Yeah, I've been watching fish tank too. Okay. What's that? It's great Sam hides thing Oh, okay, which I don't know how much it's his thing or he just hosted and that other guy

That guy jet that came up with it. I don't know too much about that. This is the first time I've ever really got He's a nice guy jet. Oh you met him. Yeah, and he's one of my celebrity friends. Oh, yeah Jet is John Travolta son. Yeah, that's not on the US Virgin Islands. Yeah, that's such a funny story Yeah, what happened? I don't know but you can't was it was in the Bahamas You can't be John Travolta and expect people to have sympathy for your dead son Like just like what do you mean? You're like why are you reacting that way? I was a big jet What do you mean? You're like, why are you reacting that way?

I was a big Jets fan. His wife died too, didn't you? One of the... what? Huh? Kelly Preston died. Oh really? Maybe we should look into what's going on with John Favolta. Yeah. Maybe it's been Nicolas Cage killing his family the entire time.

You ever see Face Off? No. Pretty good. Chinese guy directed that. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. How did that even work? He's like, yeah you go over there. Stand there. Okay picture. And then Ty Kuturnax. You take face. I think about it all the time. Anytime I watch a John Woo movie. I go how the hell. You forget he was Chinese. Yeah, how the hell did anyone understand what he was saying? Yeah. You know?

And then who else is? That must have been impossible. How could have, yeah. How could they possibly have made this? That's crazy. And it turned out amazing. Yeah, it turns out they know how to direct too. Yeah.

And then who's the guy that directed 12 Years a Slave? John Woo. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, people forget who's the guy that directed 12 years a slave John blue. Oh, right. Yeah Yeah, people forget that you you are black black guy Listen to me black guy You are now you are five more years It's weird because in America when you're free you play virene, but in China Srave pre-bribery So your this movie is about opposite of China where

In China if you work in fear Then you are basically royalty that is that worker. That's the best one. You could be a slave guy You know here, but then when they make you go prison then you have to pray virene piano do math so, you know, it's very it's a duality of a manner What's wrong with that add time My cringe that that Mike are you guys hurt CCP?

What's the first one Lucy? No, they were all in order. So you mess them all up. They fell off the table. Okay. No, so it's not Lucy Lucy was the first our frames. Oh, but I put them in order You mess them up guys guys we want to talk to you about aura frames okay yeah we get back to this okay guys like a lot of people my grandparents who are alive are not the most tech savvy so it seems weird to get them a tech adjacent gift but aura's digital frame is actually perfect and that's because it's tech but it's so easy now you're you have the

game we've talked about our frames before and you might be familiar with Perfect and that's because it's tech but it's so easy now you're you have the game We've talked about our frames before and you might be familiar with this the carver frame now look at that That's perfect for your kitchen counter or something like that for a grandparents a kitchen counter That's something small, you know, but it's a big enough that they can see it But our frames they've really u to the ante lately because you gotta see it's funny to imagine someone listening to this sh the Walden have you ever seen a picture frame that fucking big I don't think you have folks and it's available at our frames now our has beat out the entire market on digital

frames but this is one that you can mount on your fucking wall You ever see that movie? X X Machina this is like something out of that movie. Yeah You could probably change the photo on these those guys here right yeah, what's it? Yeah, you could change the photos you give it to his head parents I didn't think it's heavy, but look that one is the one that's a gift for your grandparents This is the one I got one of these for the guys Yeah, I've got I've got old I've said it so that it's like a you know

There's like Bud Light Dale earn hard mirrors. Yeah, so it's like I'm in a bar, right? You know I'm sitting in my apartment, and I'm like you know Corz light st. Paul is your own and changes all the time So no matter what I'm feel like I'm sitting in my apartment and I'm like, you know, core's light, St. Paul is your own, and it changes all the time. So no matter what, I feel like I'm at a different bar. So when I'm on beer like 35 and one night, I've only had 11 beers at each bar. So it's not even really like- So you're sober basically. Pretty much, I'm good to drive in my,

with the VR helmet on and I simulate drunk driving in Gran Turismo. They have to offer you so much technology like this little thing has unlimited free unlimited photo storage Yeah, you could put like that's great. That's a great photos on there. Yeah, you would have to have a lot of photos That's a good point it would be if it's unlimited to have every famous painting ever Yeah, yeah, that's gotta be like nine territory. You have a gallery basically yeah, you see that bitch with an earring on mm-hmm You see Guernica? Who's the bitch with the earring Frida the bitch with the pearl earring okay? You know that painting the bitch with the pearl

What is that? Paintings are interesting cuz like I need them all This is nice the Walden is nice. This is a premium fucking product Yeah, that's something you get that for your grandma that you know maybe sends you ten dollars, right? You know on your birthday, right? This you get for well this you just bring over to their house and you're being like, oh I got this I picked this one up for myself for me I really like the Walden show them the picture Mike No, they're on the back. Oh, how they got this couple of mixed-race kids. They got this mounted on a wall here

Yeah, yeah, and it's right next it's on at you on next to your book bench With your plant. Mm-hmm. I would love to live in a house like this, you know, it's me. I come home I look at I'm like what's on the picture frame today? Oh, it's my children Uh-huh my children who are half Japanese by the way, my wife comes out and she's shuffling around the apartments immaculate Yeah, yeah, right cuz she all she knows how to do is clean his mess Yeah And and we've got a lot of appliances for that and then I sit and I just look at that picture frame For hours and I say I cannot imagine a better life than this. Mm-hmm, you know

It's like a slideshow though, or can you lock it? So easy to get started and once you do the tech is Incredible. We did a demo on the show. Yeah a while back, but it was kind of It was a bit. Yeah, it's a you know, I put it up on the table and then do everything on the show It's like we've got important stuff. We got a cover. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we got this fucking election Yeah, I keep going through so guys. Here's the deal For a limited time you can visit or a.com and get $45 off or a frames best selling Carver matte frames by using promo code tafs tafs to check out. That's

a you are a frames.com promo code tafs. This exclusive Black Friday Cyber Monday, which is past deal is best is their best of the year. So guys, Christmas is coming up. This is a perfect gift for that old person that you don't really know what the fuck to get them Maybe I get this from my parents. They have different photos of Giuliani on I mean that's like I'll be honest with you the smaller one that is for old people that just don't understand like Technology yeah, you know it's like You could easily just look at pictures on your phone Like that's who that that's for its old people. They're like, but if it's not in a frame, it's not a picture

I think you're right this motherfucker that thing's nice. You can get that one for anybody. It's heavy. It's heavy It's like a nice frame. It's perfect. Yeah, you should you know how like your mom always takes pictures of like you in the bath when? You're a baby. Yeah. Yeah, you can just load it up with all the baby. She did that this weekend actually. Still. Yeah. But you're like an adult. It's not fair. They treat you like a fucking baby. I've been telling you that. Yeah. You're not. You're a big boy. She made me turn around and she made me stand up and turn around. Take a picture. Yeah. Why do all parents do that? do that to Benjamin no bath pictures no Because I don't want to people give me a problem about his uncircumcised penis He's gonna give you a problem about it. Just family and stuff. Yeah

What's that you allow that in your house what an uncircumcised yeah, yeah, he'll never listen to you you're clipped Yeah, he's never gonna respect. Yeah, yeah, he'll never listen to you. You're clipped. Yeah, he's never gonna respect Yeah, I know he's never gonna respect you. No, I know I guess I'll have to get a prosthetic and dead made you You know leave it No, it was my idea, but then she got really passionate. Yeah, right. Why she watched the YouTube time I people died she was million people died because they had penises like yours You know that yeah, okay, so you should be proud of them okay? They went to ovens Mikey I Was you know I recently learned the whole Anne Frank thing yeah, that was a whole other building. Did you know that? No, it wasn't I thought it was like a room

There was a bookshelf that they moved in it There was like a walkway that went to an entire Yeah, it was cool like basically like a four-story brownstone that they had okay. It was just hidden in Oh, you're like upset. They didn't sleep in the same room and so I'm not upset I'm saying I did not know that yeah, it was like a whole other fucking building hidden behind When I read that book as a kid I was like how does all these motherfuckers live in a room? Yeah, and that's the answer it was the bill it was a different building When I read that book as a kid, I was like, how do all these motherfuckers live in a room? Yeah. And that's the answer.

It was a different building. So basically. It was like the top floor. Yeah, imagine if we had a bookshelf right there and you slid it and then you could go into the alley. That would be so cool. And there was like a whole other fucking building. And it's like, I guess the Nazis probably

weren't even really looking that hard because it was an entire building that they missed. Why didn't they go through the front door of that other building? Because it was in an alley. So you imagine there's like, in between the block there's another building. But yeah, and it wasn't like they built it for that reason.

They just, there was always that walkway. They just put a bookshelf in front of it. Okay. Yeah. One day when we're rich, we're gonna get a bookshelf where you of it. Okay. Yeah one day when we're rich We're gonna get a bookshelf where you pull one book and then it swings out and that's a secret room. That's fun What do you think it'd be in that secret room? It's just shit for guys. Yeah cool. So yeah, no girls That would be sick fucking no yours

Technically international waters you could cheat on your wife in there Not that I I'm saying in our secret room when we're rich one day not you can cheat I can see you can yeah Yeah, and that'll show her yeah, not to do not to not to talk down to me in front of your mother Do I heard some other stuff about Anne Frank's diary I saw it on X. Let's go Don't people say that her father wrote her auto for she wasn't real People say that he asked me don't people say that and I said yes, that's what people say I don't understand where you're coming from like one day you're agreeing with destiny Next day you're telling me that the diary is fake that

Otto Frank wrote it I think he like edited some stuff that I would imagine that there was horny parts there was stuff in there with the horny parts it was stuff like I think she she didn't like his like he had like a girlfriend or something I don't know something like that he like she talks shit on somebody and I know that oh she had a stepmom Yeah, I don't know if she had a stepmom there was something like that I wonder if it was a first of all that guy's a psycho right you take your kids diary and publish it publish it after they Were they died in a concentration camp pretty inspirational leave in all the parts of a kid living all right go ahead What I thought was inspirational. I don't think it's inspired

What did it inspire you? Have you ever written a word in your life? poetry Me what do you have in what way were you inspired? written song lyrics poems sonnets limericks No, is this by you know, it's a kid. Yeah, I've written a poem or two every now and then yeah, but not because of Anne Frank

No, no, but it inspired me to put pen to pad Like that girl in the Holocaust mm-hmm. I think he did some editing Yeah, it was like to his own benefit, but he left the horny parts in auto or he added the horny parts Yeah, yeah left the horny parts in auto or he added the horny parts yeah yeah I have to preserve the integrity of my no is I just remember it's hard to tell a kid about the Holocaust is a very sad thing there was a nice way of telling a kid about the saddest thing the like the number one saddest thing that's ever happened to anyone and I'd see like SS guy like the police guy because they were

ratted out that's how they got caught I thought they were like allergies sneezing they got ratted out the Nazis are like what it sounds like they're a bunch of Jews behind that themselves no they don't know who did it but like the suspects were like maybe one guy who was a Nazi sympathizer that worked in the warehouse but then also there was another there was a different Jewish guy in the town that survived because he just told on everybody He had like ratted out like a hundred and twenty five One million I would have amster Amsterdam. I wouldn't be that. You would 1 million percent.

The Adam of Amsterdam. That's a fun movie. But you would find a way to do it where you're like, I didn't tell. I was just fucking... I was just like... I would be a resistance fighter. I would be like, you know, somebody could be hiding in a building. That's what I would do. If I was going to hide, not that I have to.

I was like, I shouldn't say. No, you have to because it's like you know, you know, I'm not I'll be a resist Families hiding. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so Emily and then tell everyone that I was like tattled. I did do it on purpose. I ever thought I did it on purpose Right. I'm not equals Frank's down the street behind that bookshelf But the the kind of Nazi guy that went with like the Amsterdam police who's like, yeah I'm on finding Jew duty, he went with and arrested all of them and took them off.

And then that guy, he just sort of changed his name and he stayed in Germany after the war. And then in the 60s, he was like a detective on the West German police department or something. And then they found him, like Nazi hunters found him. And then he's like, his reaction was basically, from what you can tell, he's like, you know when the story broke, he's like, yeah, I was like, I know that fucking girl. You know, he's like, that's fucking,

I arrested that fucking girl. He wasn't like angry or anything. He was just like, wow, small world, huh? That's crazy. And they asked him, are you this guy? He's like, yeah, that's me. A lot of the Nazi hunters, where were they from? Transylvania. What's that big guy, what's his name?

Simon Wiesenthal. Yeah, the Wiesenthal Center for Drinking PP. pee okay no it's not it's actually for hunting Nazis people say it's a different one for drinking pee pee okay oh he had a second one yeah I guess the world's a complicated place yeah yeah you got a new hat yeah I did yeah Vegas The big the way you kill it. Why did you kill her? Did you see that documentary the devil next door It was a whole thing about this guy who I guess worked at like Treblinka or something I said like at pupil, but it's a documentary. Yeah, but it's like they put him on trial They made him go to Israel and stand trial because they thought he was this Nazi prison guard

I want to see a movie we find we find out Seagal, like they find out he was a Nazi, but he was a cook. Okay. You know, one of the camps. Yeah. He was occasion chef at one of the camps. His files empty. And, and they get, he gets framed for being the guy that pulled the switch.

But he was just the cook. He was just, he's like, I just made gumbo jumping out. And they put him in prison. And then from inside the prison he finds out that the actual Nazis are planning a big, like they're going to break out and do the Holocaust again. And so he has to stop it from within the prison. So he has to fight his way out. He has to do this internal war in fucking Spandau.

Including other inmates that had nothing to do with the Holocaust Yeah, but he has to fight his way. Nice. Yeah pretty good Yeah, like that. That was called Jew boy J W B O I 2 Steven Seagal What was the documentary the devil next door Yeah, and they like put this guy on trial They like bring him to Israel and they have to find him a lawyer and there's nobody who wants to be his lawyer

Because they think he's like a Nazi so they find like the atom of lawyers in Israel Everyone deserves their day in court even a Nazi That's a brave man that I'll take that the atom of lawyers. Yeah Yeah, they found this one guy who would like defend him Yeah, but then it turned out that so he like said he wasn't a Nazi But then it turned out that he he was he just wasn't this guy that they thought was the really bad one Yeah, they thought he was hitler Keep telling y'all not hitler fox news now everyone thinks he's hitler fox is just burying him i'm 14 years old he's hitler who has been going in 1972 under the alias like detainee on mitchell I was attending Thomas Jefferson high school in Cincinnati.

Yeah. Yeah. Living amongst us. Hitler next door. The Hitler next door. Judge Jeanine Pirro. Hitler lives next door to me. I think that kid is Hitler.

We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much.

We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. We've blamed the Germans for too much. Hitler lives next door to me! I think that kid is Hitler. We've blamed the Germans for too long. Was it the blacks? It could have been. Look at the crime rates! That lady is screaming. She's still on TV. My mom calls me like,

did you hear that this kid is Hitler? You've been calling yourself the Tavion Mitchell. That's crazy. You have a friend that does comedy with you, Did you hear that this kid is Hitler? That's crazy friend does comedy with you the TV on Mitchell They're saying he's Hitler There's nothing funny about the Holocaust I created. Hmm. Yeah What do you think about no, I'm sleepy Sometimes I look at him just smile to myself. I'm like what's on his mind? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know that's what lovers do Well thinking about buying a beanbag chair. I imagine they're pretty good now. Mm-hmm, but I don't have any room for it Hey, I'll tell you what I'll give give a little free advertising There's a little thing called a moon pod. It's like a bean bag. It's like a pod

We have one at home. Sometimes I just sit in that instead of my couch. Yeah on the floor Get to his old landlord had these fucking these like Down sheep. Yeah down filled like sheep skin Ottomans that were like Amazing. Oh, yeah, they're really cool. Those are awesome. Was your old landlord? He just went to his house? Yeah, yeah. His name was Chaim Naumann Beowling.

OK. Did you? Yeah, yeah. He was a Hasid. Yeah. You just went to his house. Yeah, I was sitting on his hat. No, my friend, my friend, my friend. I thought it was an Ottoman. My friend Max was my own the building and bedside where I lived.

Oh, okay. And I was on the second floor. You went to that place. Yeah, he's a good guy. He was great because he would come and just barge into Adam's apartment and start shitting on Adam. Then everyone would join in. Yeah.

And it's like, I think that's illegal. I don't think you can rent to somebody an apartment and then just barge in and announce it a lot. Well, you certainly didn't say that I was illegal at the time when you were joining in. What the fuck are you doing? You're pretending to watch a movie? I just listened. Let me guess.

Let me guess the Criterion collection. I'm trying to watch Janis Films right now, brother. I'm at work. Yeah. And I'd be like, what are you doing down here? And he'd be like, I was just checking in. He's got a key to the place. Nick and him were kindred spirits.

Oh, yeah. It was awesome. When I'd come over, and then he'd barge in, and then amid that, I'd pull a pipe out and start blasting pipe tobacco in the apartment. It was very obnoxious. I didn't give you permission. Without asking.

Yeah. That's like that's when I realized that, when I was like, I could get a pipe and just bring it to Adam's house. Yeah. And that's house. Yeah. And not smoke it. And not smoke it inside. And just start smoking it. Be annoying.

Just light a match and just. Just fill it. Just fill in the apartment with smoke. Yeah, just stink up the apartment. It's been like two weeks. It's been like shit. I'll see you next week. It's been like fucking garbage.

You leave the pipe there? So yeah, the fucking like cash to like tobacco would just be all over my living room table. I guess it is fun to annoy people. I just don't have anyone I could annoy. Maybe you could get a cat and pet it backwards. That's a big one. Yeah, that's the first time Nick and I chilled. He did that to my cat. He was drinking a Carlo Rossi out of the jug Petting a cat backwards. I guess I could I was like this guy's a wild card

I guess I could annoy my parents like Tom Green. Yeah. Yeah, that was always fun. Yeah, like Bam Margera, dude. Yeah, I Might take a more Tom Green approach. I liked what he made his dad's car the slutmobile. You ever see that episode? He like airbrushed these women eating each other out made his dad's car the slut mobile you ever see that ever No, he like airbrushed these women eating each other out on his dad's car That statue Really just made sixth grade for me Yeah, and then his dad went to take the bus to work and he brought the slut mobile to the bus stop It's like dad. I brought your slut mobile to the bus stop. He's like, Dad, I brought you your slut mobile. Dad!

He was like Canadian. Daddy! Yeah. So anyways, I rewatched Stir of Echoes in frequency this weekend. What's Stir of Echoes? How was it? Stir of Echoes is great. And I remember seeing it when it came out.

It came out right around the same time as Sixth Sense. And Sixth Sense was also like a ghost movie. So I think Stir of Echoes just kind of got overshadowed by Sixth Sense. But Stir of Echoes is a lot of fun. also like a ghost movie. So I think Sir Vecca was just kind of got overshadowed by Sixth Sense. But Sir Vecca was a lot of fun. It's a good movie. It's Kevin Bacon is a he's like a like a telephone line man, I guess in Chicago. And he's got a wife and a young son and the wife's like sister. It's like who's that there's that actress is like anytime they need a she's in Cape Fear she plays the

like assistant or whatever that Nick Nolte is cheating on his wife with Yeah, I don't know but you know like we need kind of a Jewish looking lady sort of Gina Gershon no Yeah, that's it I think No, she's not blonde if you look up Cape Fear she plays the do we still call women that that word Yeah, I think so Trump won dude. Oh, all right. Yeah sure then she plays the like paralegal or something The Nick Nolte has an affair with like Max Katie bites that hole in her face and rapes her No, that's Juliette Lewis is the daughter daughter

No, that's Julia Lewis is the daughter. That's the daughter. That's Elaine. No, that's the wife. That was Elena Douglas. Maybe. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Elena Douglas is right. Yeah. She's like that bitch. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, yeah, that bitch.

Yeah, kind of, yeah. She's got like a severe face. Anyways, I would confuse her with, what's her name? Sternberger when I was a kid all the time. Howard. Mary Sternberger. Mary Sternberger. Oh yeah, yeah.

Ten Dances. I would confuse her with this lady. I love her. Anyways, Elena Douglas. So she plays the sister who like she does like hypnosis. So in the first scene they're having like a party he's like there's no way hypnosis is fucking real you know there's no way that's gonna work on me you know and she's like well why don't you just like let me try it so she hypnotizes him and then after she

hypnotized him he starts like he's hearing things and seeing things you start seeing this dead girl the son can talk to the dead girl And then you know I mean I spoil the movie but yeah, it's like he they're renting the house from his friend in the neighborhood is a cop who bought like five houses and His son and the son of one of the other friends murdered a girl and they like buried the bait Body in the in the house and so then he has to find the body. That's it. That's all that happens, but It's good. I remember seeing better than six cents. Yeah On the plane of Vegas actually this week

But it's funny because six cents is so straightforward with just one simple surprise twist at the end Then it takes a lot to make a good movie out of that and that's what makes the sixth sense great Yeah, you know, I think it is a great. It's like a good movie out of that, and that's what makes The Sixth Sense great. Yeah. You know, I think it is a great, it's like a fantastic movie. I watched it with my girlfriend and the twist worked. And she typically figures out twists. Really? Yeah. She's really smart.

She's really smart at movies. Yeah, my brother went to see it and it was like ruined for me. She loves just asking questions two minutes in when you don't even know what the plot is. Right, right. Because if you know there's a twist you can usually figure out what well the interesting thing I know there was a twist she I don't know if she knew what the twist was So I don't know if she knew that there was okay in stir of echoes There's you know the boy can also like he channels the girls voice like they have a small boy the boys like sort of reserved or whatever and then

You know like there's there's a lot of stuff that's like seems like it's like homage to the shining I guess you know like the like the dad's going crazier and crazier and like you know The wife doesn't really know how to handle it But then also there's at one point to go for a walk through the like the cemetery the mom and the boy And there's like an older black cop that like sees the boy and goes up the boys like he's got the eyes Don't you know like like scat like fucking whatever the scat man? Yeah, but his character in The Shining so I saw and I thought okay This is obviously like some sort of like somebody like The Shining and made the movie

But the movie's based on a book and The book came out in 1958. No, so the Stephen King book borrowed borrowed from this book Oh black guy true shining. Yeah, the shining magic movie first But this movie is based on source material that Stephen King stole from so that's yeah. Oh stole from so that's yeah oh yeah I think so okay guys I want to talk to you about you go back to the computer and look but maybe maybe in the future I take the time to print these out stay fell off the table dude and hand them to you you work hard and I respect that okay I'm not trying to mess anything this isn't remember earlier when you said destiny you thought he was made of money Yeah, if someone's made of money how much money could that possibly be eight hundred million dollars really yeah

Yeah, so eight hundred um I could be hundred million in cash. Yeah, you're probably close to that right? Yeah, like once you get the private jet. I think yeah, and you're at that level now right? That's not nice. know, I struggle with money. What do you talk about? You text me? You're like, do you want to get dinner in Tokyo? I'm like, come on Tations, that's the environment. I do. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, it's just dinner at that's right. All of your friends are Arab Yeah, but they're the wrong kind you go to Dubai all the time You pick the wrong Arabs. You pick the wrong Arabs to be friends with. Okay, Lucy, 100% pure nicotine, always tobacco free. The Saudis just got money overnight. Yeah. So true from rags to still rags, but also

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A million percent. Is that in there because you ask me that every single time. It's talking points. Yeah but why do you ask me that you can't just say with your favorite flavor my favorite flavor is a It's the Adam Friedland show man. They want you to endorse you're the face of the show. It's your name Nobody knows who I am make me feel safe. I'm just a fucking guy It's not fair to you. I'm just a guy with PlayStation why emotional labor. I'm just a guy with a PlayStation why emotional labor?

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Well, they said I just ridge wall. They're sending some nice stuff. They sent me a lot of stuff now. It's crazy how far they've come. What are they sending? Ridge Wallet? They're sending some nice stuff? They sent me a bunch of shit. Because I know them and I'm friends with them and I respond to the ads and I've built these relationships over years and you ignore everybody and act the type of thing. I've never gotten an email from them specifically. Could you imagine? You gotta freeze that. I used their backpack. Look at the backpack. I've used it for six years now. What's the guy Ridge's name? Ridge? Yeah, what's his name even?

Ridge Penis. Yeah, right. Ridge Penis. There's a father and son. Anyways, they hooked it up, but they said they got a lot of nice shit now. What'd you get? Well, all the luggage.

They sent me all the luggage, so I upgraded my luggage. And the luggage, because I had a Samsonite carry-on. We said it's nice. And their carry-on. Yeah, which that's nice. Yeah, you know and Their carry-on came and it was smaller and I'm like, uh-oh, but then I like packed it up I had to go to do a weekend. Yeah, and I packed it up literally I've never had I've never had like the exact right amount of it like fits everything I need perfectly There's a space for everything it comes with a a toilet. I bought the toilet, but they gave me.

You got space for your shoes? Extra pair of shoes? Yep, yeah, and with a bag for them, it comes with a shoe bag. Yeah, that's nice. Do you get any extra anything? No, I'm not getting you anything. I told them, can I have these things?

Well, you're greedy. And they said, yeah. You're a greedy guy. Why don't you fucking email them and ask? You're greedy. No, I have people that I care about. Because I like to work out when I'm on the road. Yeah, right.

I bring an extra pair of shoes. Extra pair of shoes, they got a laundry bag in there, they got a toiletry kit, it's perfect, fits all my stuff. Yeah, I have it go to my kitchen and get a plastic bag like some kind of animal. No, yeah. No, I got, what I do is I buy the little toothpaste and like the picks and all the shit,

and then I fill the toiletry bag with that and then it doesn't come out, so that stays in the carry-on. Okay, I travel so frequently that it's like well always need that and then my you just live there Well, my other should like my toothpaste were at home stays separate I don't you know, it just but there's that one. They sent me the big luggage which I don't I Haven't gone on a big trip yet, but I imagine that's gonna be awesome I haven't gone on a big trip yet, but I imagine that's gonna be awesome They sent me the new I got Orange I swapped out as you know, I had to go my favorite color. I know it's my favorite color, too I got a Yeti thermos in that color, which is why I did it

No, but they sent me that one and then I got the keys they come you think I had they have special ridge keys But you can get cut So now all my keys are ridge branded keys. They're ultra lightweight keys. They go with that They got air tag holders, which are hold that first thing. Yeah They got air tag holders all my shit is air tagged up So why do you have another set of keys though? This is for the office Okay, so I keep my keys separate because I have like four different locations I go to but I don't, you know,

it's like I don't want one giant key chain. This is a risky move though, because I don't know if you would think people would want this, but it's nice. All the keys are together. What do you mean you don't think, why is it a risky move? Like it's kind of big.

That? Yeah, it's kind of bigger than a key ring. Well you can fit, yeah, but you like a jingle jangle in your pocket? No, I don't, I don't. You can fit six keys in here, and then this is an air tag that I put on there. the one thing I would like is if they had a more elegant solution for the air tag

But I don't see where you could attach it to this thing that it wouldn't be dangling like that right I would imagine people do this you put all your keys on here, and then you attach like a key fob for your car But I keep my car keys separate also yeah, because I don't you know I mean I live in New York I drive the car like once every week and a half, so I just have my house keys for when I leave the house. If I'm going to the office, I bring the office keys, et cetera, et cetera. So what else did they send me?

Let's see. All right, yeah. I got, yeah, the luggage. There's an orange backpack that's also in this color that is sold out completely, but I got a secret. They had a couple left in the wholesale Department so I got one of those but they totally make coolers. Huh? They make coolers. They don't make coolers. Okay sounds good Yeah, so you go to yeti for the sure yeti guy. You're familiar. This is very similar to matches yeti bar Very similar to king crab orange. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

King crab orange they retired it but they brought it back. They brought it back for the flagship store Thank you, so if you're if you're some cocksucking idiot that lives out in fucking like Montana with You're on the Yeti subreddit like crab or go to Marshall's looking for King Clark crab lunch And me as a coastal lead right I just stroll into the store all in any side any fucking Are you sure I feel like I've seen king crab orange not to challenge you or anything But I've seen it in Jersey Yeti's exporting good. Yeah, there's some other lie. No, you could go on 23rd Street, and they have everything Yeah, they did for a while. They had that in the blue whatever the blue one. Yeah, the gay blue

I don't like that one. No, they're like the lighter blue. Yeah, right that yeah, baby like cop blue It's a lot of adults like that color Anyways, I don't even know why he's talking right now Yeah, he knows nothing about yet. He's just I bought him two yeti awesome No, he lost both of them really yeah, it's fucking asshole. They are kind of easy to lose Deb lost my king crab orange Yeah, but she's a woman. Yeah, she's her wife also. Yeah, it's fucking asshole. They are kind of easy to lose Deb lost my king crab orange. Yeah, but she's a woman Yeah, she's a wife also. Yeah, she lost the king crab. Well, she put it like in the building. Oh, she put it

God Yeah, I know. I don't I try not to complain about her. But sometimes I have to that's unforgivable I guess I'll get another one wife. Yeah. Yeah, I would I would Unforgivable I guess I'll get another one wife. Yeah. Yeah, I would I would Can I just say something I don't have a wife by the way, I have a playstation Can we talk about that though? Yeah, why do wives and girlfriends just throw your nice shit? They either lose your nice sure they throw it out and then God forbid you Accidentally like you know like move one of their like they're yeah, they're like my my toner fell over

I'm like, I don't know what the fire fluid. Yeah. Yeah, you're nice fluid You have a million fucking fluids Yeah, one of them got fucking knocked over while I was trying to reach my one item in the medicine cabinet that I have dude I had a little my electric razor that you've also taken and dulled the blade out on your yeah stupid pussy and now And I've knocked over one of your fluids and we're hearing about that even I'm destroyed all the so many times Did I go destroyed the vacuum? Yeah, you've broken all of the PlayStation is broken You destroyed this way you jammed you put the fucking switch control. Yeah, I want to know how it goes in

I guess I'll break it. Yeah. Yeah. great great awesome yeah and then you go hey where's the wire to my beard trimmer to charge the beard trimmer I don't know yeah I cut it in half I ripped it out of the wall I gave it to the homeless guy downstairs yeah I can't believe anyway so what else did we just talk about? Yeah, I got some of the smaller accoutrements the keys No, when you have like a wife or girlfriend, you can't have any nice stuff Yeah, they throw it in the garbage or they don't they put it on by now Adam's like a girl that he's like not a nice stuff guy. He breaks all the shit to get something he breaks it

It's not true. Yeah, and I'm sure you're like me probably only have a handful of nice stuff You guys are so I have more nice stuff than you do. I would probably more nice stuff than me sure yeah Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna get a couple nice things. Yeah, my parents got me invited but My parents guilted Nick's mom into letting me go My parents guilted Nick's mom into letting me go They gave me there's some stuff I got that I don't really know these for they have the everyday carry tray Okay Which seems mostly it's for lining up all your stuff to take a picture of it to post on the everyday carry read it Yes, that's it. It's a tray. It's a cross you put on your nightstand and it's like your phone goes here

Yeah, and your knife goes here. Okay. Yeah, that one's a funny one, but Yeah, they did hook it up. The luggage is very nice and I'm very excited for that backpack Which I don't know when that's arriving. I can't wait for that. Oh, that's a the orange backpacks on the way Orange backpackers on the way. I guess we got complimented too by the by a TSA lady She was like look at you. You're matching good for you. I was like, thank you That's good. Yeah, usually they just scream at you I think for whatever something happened after I turned 30 I think a lot of people out in the world that I encounter think I'm retarded

Mm-hmm, and I'm not kidding and I don't know what it is But like people treat me like I'm mentally disabled or something They're very sweet to me. Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, that's good. Yeah, I bought a big head of kale yesterday and get a bag I was carrying it home and I was just I felt like I was gonna drop it on the street You know cuz I'm always yeah, I'm always dropping stuff. You need luggage Maybe yeah, I'm a suitcase for that. They should do they make tote bags rich. I don't know if they make tote bags Like a tote bag. It's like Mike Mike. You're in a return. You're gonna retire your a 24 tote bag. I guess yeah I thought you want people to know you like movies, right? That's true

Yeah, your new New Yorker tote bag a 24 hat That's that's the Park Slope food co-op Uniform yeah, I don't really get to what have you been there. No of you. Yeah, I heard you have to but you have to work there That's why yeah, I know there and I do have to my work there Yeah, where the Park Slope food co-op I got fired you have to work like one day a week I food co-ops have always seemed like a dumb idea to me. I remember, like I've been to a couple, cause you can, all the ones I've been to,

you can buy food there, you just get like a discount if you're a co-op member. And then the food sucks. Yeah. Yeah. And what, do you have to bring in food or something? Blake, you know Blake, you're me, Blake Midget. Yeah.

Yeah, so Blake, I remember he got like, he like he's like, yeah joined a farm co-op dude He's like they send you produce like from the farm and then Literally, I mean they're sending this motherfucker. It's just like a cardboard box full of dirt and weeds I'm like, he's like sweet. I'm having rhubarb for dinner Like I would prefer I you know, who the fuck is eating just vegetables. Mm-hmm rhubarb is actually disgusting What is the co-op aspect of it you contribute to it? Yeah Subscription to it's cheaper to get the food, but you got to work there. Everyone is an owner Yeah, pay him annual like fee and then you have to work for these bastards

After they lost us the election. Yeah After these white beaches, I'm sorry about the b-word so much on the show this week Then why do you keep saying it you keep saying something like Mr. Mr. Bashful Miss the bashful basher bashful is a nice that's what they would cough you were a Dickens character you would be the bashful basher. Yeah the bashful miser Yeah What's your what have you been reading any books recently? I've read a little bit of the power broker

I'm about 400 pages in but I haven't read in a couple crazy. That's a little bit with that Power Broker. I'm about 400 pages in, but I haven't read it in a couple months. It's crazy that that's a little bit with that book. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm working through, the print is so small in that book. Yeah, it's rude, I hate it. I mean, it takes like 30 minutes to read like 10 pages.

Yeah, I think I probably would never have read it if I didn't have a Kindle also. Okay. Because I would switch back and forth. The nice thing about it is you can spend eight hours reading it in a Kindle and you can in your head be like I read like a million pages Yeah, then you look at the book and see how much you actually read and it's like I read five pages. Yeah So it's nice. You didn't get to see what happened to the giving tree at the end Did they cut that out of the conversion? Well, yeah, cuz you're reading like children's books. Oh, yeah

Yeah But yeah Did they cut that out of the conversion? Well, yeah, cuz you're reading like children's books. Oh, yeah Yeah But yeah But yeah, it's good. You know, it's nice thinking about the highways You don't think about how somebody had to build all that stuff. Yeah, you know and somebody had to design it Bulldoze all the black people's houses a lot of no-show contracts. Yeah. Yeah, right We made a bag in that book whenever they talk about black people they're including Italians in that you know that right? No, yeah, cuz it's all in the 30s and 40s. Okay. Oh Mike. I went to the Mafia Museum in Vegas Oh, how was that? It was awesome. Really? Yeah, it was so cool

Yeah, yeah They had the the wooden gun that John Dillinger like got out of jail with oh They had the the wooden gun that John Dillinger like got out of jail with They had the wall from the st. Valentine's Day massacre that they like they I told a big story about going to Alcatraz on the podcast Recently. Yeah, so he was like really jealous The guest was I was like with Alcatraz I talked about for 20 minutes and he was like I went as a kid And I was like really what do you remember from that he's like oh I got a cup not okay so we have to hear your story I remember I just went and I remember everything yeah I guess we'll hear your story that's a good point Nick you went way after I'd been and so yeah

you copy the story and now he's like oh well I know I have to have a museum trip last time he went to a museum it was a disaster he went to the African-American history museum no that's not true I was show. No, you weren't even there. Yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah, yeah fucking he's like they had Obama in there Right, okay. He was the first black president. Why would they not be in there? And what did he do that was wrong? Yeah, right exactly. Why did I laugh at Obama? Yeah. Yeah, and so he's just being a dickhead I said I went to Alkstra'sraz. He doesn't know how to be sincere No, that's bullshit, dude. And so now he's like I had a very powerful experience of the African I don't want to be like a cool leftist anymore. He's from Las Vegas by the way. So that was always available to him

No, it's not. No, it's a newer museum. He could have always have done this but it's only after I go to Alcatraz He goes home. He's like, oh, he's humiliated by the success of my Alcatraz story. I'd already been to Alcatraz he goes home he's like always humiliated I'd already been I'd already been yeah exactly and he got nothing out of it. I spent $300 in the gift shop Yeah, I don't have money because he has fucking nothing and I wanted a t-shirt Actually one of the shirt that you bought he's at home crying He's my dad got me it's called the property hole and it was people shit gift people only tune tune in to hear about the museums and it goes to, and then his fucking family has taken him to the museums.

I didn't know museums were your thing. Just crying. So they have to take him to the mafia museum and now we're gonna get, and go. And let's hear the story. I just, I learned a lot about what our people, you know, had to do. They had to fight their way out of those neighborhoods. Yeah.

Yeah. I do like a good museum. The Transit Museum, I think you guys would both enjoy. It is funny, a lot of that Italian mafia was in like East New York. Yeah. It's like, what the fuck were these guineas doing all the way out there?

Well, that's where Gotti was, right? He was like in- They were all out in East New York. Howard Beach. Howard Beach. And it's like, what the fuck is this? The airport. Well Howard Beach is at least like you know it's kind of suburban. East New York is like you know it's like tire shops and audio installation. But that was before we like made it. Yeah. You know to be where we are today. Which is what Queens? Yeah yeah yeah Long Island. Brooklyn Heights. That is weird that you live in

the Hillary Clinton neighborhood. Yeah. We both do. How nice is it? It's nice. You don't live in Brooklyn. I love it. You do not live in Brooklyn. It's paradise. You live in a farmer's market.

You live in Fort Greene. Yeah, my neighbor's a little nicer than yours. Yeah, Brooklyn Heights is definitely. Brooklyn Heights is nicer. I don't even fucking. Brooklyn Heights is nice. Why are you trying to lump yourself in with the nice neighbors that I live in? Yeah, he's like, I also live in Brooklyn Heights is definitely nicer. I don't even fucking right. Why is he trying to lump yourself in? Yeah, he's like I also live in Brooklyn Me it's like I can't even go to Alcatraz and then this mother fuckers like oh

I went I went to one of these trying to piggyback off always always always I can't even believe in a better neighborhood I live in a nicer neighborhood than you. Yeah, I live live in Brooklyn not even close. Yeah, it's literally not even I didn't say I live in Brooklyn Heights It's on the other side of a full other name. I said I live in a white woman neighborhood You have to go 20 minute walk to go through downtown Brooklyn to get the Brooklyn Heights is the nicest part of Brooklyn Mike lives there. I'm proud of him. Why can't we just be happy for Mike? He moved like five blocks from bedside just so he can be like oh I'm not a bit It's not five blocks. It's more

If you want to include Clinton Hill is a separate neighborhood Constantly gentrifying throwing down cardboard doing breakdancing competitions against the neighbors doesn't know his fucking place. I own an airbrush t-shirt You're still in bed style. Yeah I'm cleaning it up nice Literally, I go around to pick up garbage. That's good. Yeah. Yeah Like everyone Everyone's disgusting. Yeah speaking of bedside. I want to talk to you guys about cornbread cornbread is the

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Yeah. What do you want to do? What's your idea? I don't know. I mean, I've never used, I've never had the proper paperwork of anything I had a moment the other day where I was like, could I just start a software company? Yeah, the guy that's like what if we had an app that did this? Yeah

I just find some guy that knows how to do computer programming and he does all the work But then I'm like the salesman, but then I would have to outsource that also so I would bring nothing to the table Yeah, that's probably I could probably do that. Huh? I could probably do that Steve Jobs knew how to use computers, but he didn't make the computers He just he was like he was like, yes, he did. He built the first iphone in his garage basically Yes, speaking of sales. Have you been in a p.c. Richards lately? Somewhat recently. Yeah, because I think those guys work on commission They do but they're all like they get paid in like Turkish money Yeah, you know it's not yeah, they get the candies and different like bejeweled pots and pans. Oh

Where's that's what they get paid in? Okay? I didn't realize that textiles stuff like that. Are they like a Turkish company? No, I just feel like anytime I've been in a PC Richards. It's in like one of those parts of town That's like, you know, yeah, like it's a little it's like like little Zizaka stand Yeah, and you're like this is a good is this bigger than the actual country You know what I mean like I don't know what the fuck type of person this is right? Who like buys a TV from a salesman yeah, yeah No, there's one on Atlantic Avenue that I went to and it was like very all the sales guys were like I thought that closed during kovat. Maybe I'm thinking of the Models closed. Yeah, that was closed

I was already saying now all the Models closed Yeah, I know that was a great place to get Models was great. It's a pussy get some pussy. Yeah I said I would say devil let me go inside mode. I'm just getting jet socks. Yeah Fucking bitch How could I possibly get some pussy at Modell? I'm getting New York jet. Yeah secret door in the back. They said when you're here you're getting pussy. Yeah, I got Else it's great place to buy like the classic Gatorade water bottle. Yeah, that's like five bucks. Yeah Yeah, the green one the game. Yeah. Yeah hands warmers. It's winter. You need a pair of hand warmers real quick

I'm gonna it's a nice thing. Whatever you want. You can get it at any price Yeah, you know, yeah I was telling you I want to get my kid one of those retro gaming Sticks that you can play like Sonic on and they have like 20,000 games and it's like $50. Yeah, and what do you buy it on like Etsy Amazon? Yeah, like tick-tock shop or something Yeah, because I think all that is is somebody just put a you can probably do it yourself cheaper That's what you're saying. You could figure that out. I know but how much cheap it's $50 your son. Your son is three He doesn't need 20,000 games, right? But you want me to figure out how to put

Ten games on a two games Like Super Nintendo controller yeah Mike spend the 50 bucks tell your son you made it yourself right yeah Just a lot do you think Ben would like that stuff? How do you? Yeah, he likes video games. But old shit like that? Yeah, we were playing Street Fighter a couple days ago. I wonder if it looks like complete shit to them. Um, I don't know. Yeah, he likes Sonic and he likes Street Fighter. That's cool.

Maybe I'll do that. Maybe that'll be my Ebenezer Scrooge gift to you and your family. What? I'll come over and I build a home theater PC that has all the games on it for your son. Honestly if you learn the true meaning of Christmas I think it would make a world of difference in your life. Don't look at me that way. Don't. What is this? Go ahead what are you gonna do? You guys could get my son a Christmas I got to know what fucking Christmas is about. Yeah, you don't actually you don't appreciate it I was trying to share a heartwarming story about how shitty Hanukkah is and how blessed I feel to have been to have Christmas

What is it? Him is me me me me no no no it's it's I have listen to all you said oh poor you poor apartheid or some crap my family the true story of Christmas is me and it's not the story and it was bad for me but now I have a presence that's literally better to give that to receive then you didn't give it is better to give talking about how bad Hanukkah was because you only got checks and then you did Christmas and you get to wake up to presents. It's so I Learned this as an adult and the hubris present. I don't understand all I've said about Christmas last present

I'm going to build Something for his son. I'm I am a millionaire One-and-a-half times over I could buy I buy, I could buy fucking anything I wanted for, for, you know, nephew of the show. But you're gonna do a, something cheap. I will build something. I will, no, it's not cheap. It requires my time. Sounds like you're making a coupon book. I charge thousands of dollars an hour. One free massage. Do you ever do that for your mom? The coupon book?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. One free foot rub One free kiss over use them. Yeah, Adams coupon book with the foot rub foot kiss Tribute I was close with my mother Mike understands, of course, Because we're Poison. I told you that time. I was on the train one time and there was an Italian guy who was like, you know, one of those Italian guys that probably gets his hair cut every four hours.

Uh-huh. You know, it's just like immaculate, you know, like hair cut. Part. Yeah, the parts, right, and the fade's perfect and then he's wearing like a like a designer white t-shirt And you could see it nipple piercings and you can see it through the shirt I thought that was funny, but then he had a very nice like a mural on his arm like tattooed and the bottom It was Frank Sinatra On top it was a woman surrounded by roses that kind of went into the Frank Sinatra and I'm like looking at it

I don't recognize the lady or whatever and then there's a girl on the train next to me The looks at him. She goes is that your mom and he goes it is He got Frank Sinatra saying to his mom yeah, what's but I guess that's not there separate. He's not really singing to maybe you What okay? Yeah, I get to but there's a way It was like a young woman. Yeah, it was like yeah. Yeah like an old photo or something I guess you can get whatever you want tattooed. Yeah on your yeah Well, that doesn't seem like a thing they would say no to They're like I'm gonna get my mom tattooed. They're like no come on

We do gestures one skull and swastikas right, but you get any scenario on your arm Yeah, like maybe your mom would have liked to your arm. Yeah. Like maybe your mom would have liked to meet Frank Sinatra. My friend was like became a teacher after college like to teach for America in Baltimore and she said she had a parent teacher content. America send you to other countries. No no it's like you they send you the to low low income and stand and deliver. They said like white kids in for two years to and then like yeah They say goodbye. Yeah, but uh, yes She said she was doing a parent-teacher conference and the mom had a massive tattoo on her tit

There's a new Wallace and grommet movie coming. Okay. I just remember that's that's herself And what date is it Pete? Nah, I swear you got December 17th I'm looking at a new Wallace and Gromit movie is coming out. That's what I've been trying to remember this whole time. Yeah. Yeah. And we're definitely excited about that. You gotta take Ben. Yeah, we watched a little Wallace and Gromit. It seems... Is it good? Yeah, he likes it. Yeah. Yeah. Is it good though or it's not boring? Amazing. Pete, Yeah, is it good though? Or it's not boring for amazing

I'm gonna pee you don't have to suck up so much. It's all right. No, it's all right. It's fine It's fine. We finally got some guy around here with no I just I felt like it was we watched a little while I thought it was kind of slow. What's that? I thought it was kind of slow. It's 11 minutes long Yeah, he's like quick. He's like building a rocket in his basement. Yeah, it's the most famous one. Is it I think so What's wrong? Hope not certainly hope not you'd be you'd be shit out of luck Man imagine Nick's got like three months You have to record like seven. I already have the calling me trying to get me to do that. I'm like no, I'm gonna

fucking travel Try to milk podcasting out of it. I have a book done my what would you do though? If he got pancreatic cancer, I have the book written a tough spot Nick Mullen already done in the event of his death Where he's like the ending is like and you're the greatest man I've ever known Adam This is the true meaning of friendship and Christmas So when Nick dies you're gonna sell a book about him to sell a book about him Yeah, it's gonna be called Nick's diary and it was found the diary was real. He put some horny stuff in it He had horny stuff. Yeah, it was real. Yeah, I have seen those complaints from like

Holocaust and ours where they say the books fake and one of the complaint one of the arguments is that the book is too well-written Yeah, she's well It's like it's that's like gotta be the dumbest argument because it's like what you think a 13 year old can write well And it's like well, maybe one of them can and that's it's not like they just pay why I was famous That's why it was got published. Yeah, right cuz she was good at right a lot of diaries Some yeah exactly. Yeah. Yeah, there's got to be a lot of other people. They were like the Holocaust sucked today I wanted to see Frank Frank pissed me off god. I fucking hate him, but I don't know. He's my friend anyways I hope we get a dog. That's like probably 99% of

He's my friend anyways. I hope we get a dog. That's like probably 99% of Boring as fuck yeah food sucks, but did she write the diary when she was in the camp just in the house No, it's just in the house. She got she died in the house I think that family went to Auschwitz, and then she was transferred to a Different one and then she got like one of those organ trail diseases, okay But now then their dad got out and had the diary where he get the diary the dad was only one of the family Yeah, it was in the house. So okay. Yeah, he went back to the house. Yeah, they didn't take anything when they arrested them They're just like all right got it. You're going to you're going to the camps Yeah

Imagine my family gets killed in the Holocaust like an Italian Holocaust It is crazy when you go back to my apartment you think about cuz you know, you know that too It's like they didn't they wouldn't have done the death camps if they hadn't been losing the war They would just saddest part about the Holocaust. Yeah, is that they did the final solution the final solution Germany Germany was losing the war and they like they're like we have all these prisoners and we don't know what to do with them. And then somebody was like, let's just kill them because we can't release them into Russia because then they're just going to hand them guns and they're going to come, you know. So they were like, oh, we'll just exterminate all of them.

Like it was like, if we lose, we may as well just kill all. But at the same time, the United States had, so they won, they wouldn't have done that. We were, we were were they were locking up Japanese people And like you know we would have killed all the Japanese people Yeah, they will if we had been losing the war they're like we got to do some of these Japanese people Is that true that they didn't set out to exterminate them? I? Think they just wanted them out of the country initially they just wanted to expel all of them and have

Like a place ghettos at first and then they like sent them to forced labor camps. Yeah Yeah, and then they and then they enacted the final Solution you think that was good for them to learn how to do manual labor the Jews Yeah, learn how to like work a real job I think that actually back in those days like if you're from like a shit place You probably had to like have a cow and do some shit, right? They weren't like all fancy pants is no I guess the German Jews probably were but like the my boys the Russians We're just like we were white trash. Yeah, we probably had a fat wife that was mad at us and shit like

Yeah, the cow is sick. It was like you fucking I'm going to the synagogue. Yeah, I Hope the Cossacks come and chop your head So I didn't know that they they were they weren't trying to exterminate No, they didn't do it until when was the was it the wanna see conference is that what it's called? Can I have the name after they lost in Russia I think right? Yeah there was a conference they did where all the minutes are for and they were like what should we do and that's where they came up with the they said let's just mass exterminate them with like you know gas chambers or whatever.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But prior to that they were just. They were trying not to. They were just prisons. They said. They weren't trying not to but they were like, you know, we may as well

Shot clock in the same way that they're not trying to kill everyone in Gaza. Yeah It's like we would like it if you left on your own Continue bombing you and putting you in you know, just extra judicial, you know Prisons and will rape you in there and you know like that kind of stuff. I think Gaza is more like the Warsaw ghetto than Auschwitz. That's what I mean but they do have I mean they have prison camps that they're they take people to. In Israel yeah. Yeah yeah so they duck people and take them to those prisons. There are a ton of. Now when they put someone in a ghetto did those ghettos already exist? Breakdancing, graffiti. When they put

someone in a ghetto. I think they were in neighborhood. MBC, Black Battles. Warsaw, that was like, was that already a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and they just walled it off? Oh, so it was already a ghetto. They'd like make a ghetto. There was a series of walls.

Well, they did to the extent that they put walls around it and you couldn't go in or out, so then resources aren't going in. The saddest thing. And then if they had like, you know, money or whatever, they'd go in and just take all the money So they were living in this like walled off enclosure with no resources Poland was the highest Jewish population in the world and they all fucking died. It was like 90% Wow, they got wiped

Yeah. Yeah, I saw the piano much of that is because they were Polish No, yeah, well, they were also Polish people but the poles the poles were very like they were like Get there at I mean the poles were like We're kind of a little bit Unfazed let's just say or maybe a little stoked about Them rounding up the Jews. They were like, it's our time those guys the as of battalion in Rounding up the Jews. They were like it's our time those guys the as of battalion in Ukraine They were also like Nazi collaborators like during the war as well, and they're still around. That's interesting. Well. Yeah now we're giving them We're giving them straps. They must be like 120 years old right?

Yeah, it's crazy that they're doing so well in Ukraine was but he keeps you young being a Nazi It keeps you young Anyway a Nazi. Yeah. Yeah, it keeps you young Anyway Pete we have to get There is where blue choose to choose you Pete you like working here It's good despite Adam Pete and I are very close We have long common we both play hoops. Oh

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Talk about blue jewelry is you blow all of our deals man. You're gonna go back to your to your beautiful princess Apartment you should see the way he lives these days. I live in the office I live in the other room the way he lives these days. That's nice. Yeah, what are you talking about? Can I come? It's mine. You've been to my apartment No, he's had a completely redone. Okay. Yes cursive. You have cursive letters on the wall Okay, breathe Actually, I had a fat woman in middle of a guy I got fuzzy furniture I got black. What is it called? Like pincushion like baffled leather?

Yeah, Wayne Scott and then deep red from there up I come over and all the accents are just mirrors and steel and then there's like chains that hang down with Handcuffs all of the black fuzzy handcuffs that hang down from the ceiling nice So that's I do miss that neighborhood sometimes Finland yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Tom's neighborhood Tom's neighborhood Tom Pearl from We got into Tom Pearl of Finland no, that's disgusting That's a fun cartoon huh? Tom Myers of Finland.

I've sucked cock. Please make peace with him. We love you. I've tried cock. Oh my god. That's a very funny thing. Yeah, we wish him well. We wish him the best.

The man is awesome. Simply the best man is awesome. It's simply the best better than all that That's it. That's the fucking Kenny Logan song. No, it's Tina Turner. No simply the best better than all the rest Isn't that Kenny Loggins? It is Tina Turner, but there's a Kenny Loggins song that was in a Toyota commercial for years, and I can't remember uh Remember what the fucking song is but I just associated that was like my first exposure to Kenny Loggins was that Toyota Like Toyota sales event was that song it's been over like a month I've been like what the fuck was it what Kenny Loggins Loggins? Oh, is that oh my god? It's 730 alright alright

Let's call it guys. Thanks for joining us today Go to blue cheetah comm promoco ta FS once again. We love them and We appreciate their support of the show did you guys eat lunch? No I before I had I've been here since 10 a.m Have you yeah, I cleaned and I asked you if you were here yet. I was busy working. You were texting me. No, you were screening my texts. You were screening my texts. I was screening your texts because he'll start, we were supposed to be here at 2, right?

So he'll start texting and be like, I have no idea where my keys are. There's always such plans on being late. I text at noon. And you know, like make up some bullshit thing and then it's like I don't even care. Well, if you're interested I found my keys. Are you still doing that? Are you still planning to lie and then lie? He does that shit all the time and it's like I just don't engage with it then it's like I don't even well if you're interested I found my keys Are you still planning to lie and then lie? He does that shit all the time and it's like I just don't engage with it cuz it's like alright

I'll see you when I see you Yeah You f***ing wop you spileless wop Just in here I just you know The oven I have to wait on Everyone we're friends with I have to wait

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