The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mycal Dede - Episode 84

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Freedland Show podcast. Today we got Michael Dedey. Day Day Day. Starting off great. Pete! Why'd you tell me Dedy? Pete didn't know. I didn't tell Pete.

That wasn't his fault. Yeah. Oh, he just read it. Yeah, he just read it. Okay. Pete, you're all right. You're fine by me. I don't forget you, Pete, but...

Fuck you, Pete. Michael Dayday, you're from Austin. You're an Austin comic? I'm Austin comic. Nick and him worked together at Cap City. Yeah, yeah. And they've been friends ever since? Yeah, we went on the road.

You guys have like a kind of a sisterhood of the traveling pants thing you do? Yeah, it's been dope, man. But it's with a, what is it, a pair of underpants? Yeah, we're sharing underwear. You're usually unlucky underpants. What's that movie about? Just a bunch of whores that wear the same pair of pants? I wouldn't say whores, but yeah.

They're nice ladies. They're nice ladies. I've seen both. I've seen one and two, actually. Oh, there's a sequel. There's a sequel, yeah. Well, they're horrors in number two. I always confused that one with the...

It's more complicated than that. Okay, she comes back from Greece. Yeah. Okay. And she's met a nice guy. And then she goes back and he said, uh, and she goes back to be with him. Alexis Bladel famously from, uh, Gilmore girls. And then, uh, once she gets back, he's like, this is my wife.

Yeah. And then she, then she gets her. So I wouldn't say she's a whore, but she is a little bit of a monogamous horror. She's a little bit of a bitch. Let's just say. She's being a bitch. I've never seen any of those movies. I've seen both them.

I watched the second one because I wanted. me and my girlfriend were going to Greece and we're like, let's watch movies with grease in it. She's trying to get caught in. Mama Mia. We watched Mama Mia. We watched Sisser in the Traveling Pants One and two.

I like girl movies. Gladiator. Gladiator. Yeah, that's a great question. Yeah, yeah. Rome, Greece. Did you see Gladiator too? No, I didn't see it.

My mom wanted to see it because she's like horny for Denzel, like every old black lady. Yeah, but he plays on it. That probably ruined it for it. That might be the end of it. Yeah, being horny for her. if she saw that one. And she sees that one.

She still does, he does the Denzel voice from what I heard. He does, yeah, but a gay, like a little bit of, he gives a little bit

of spiciness to. He does, not in the voice or even his manners. But he has rings. He has like 10 rings on. He says that he's gay. At one point in the movie,

he just says that he's gay. I would love to watch that with my mom and watch it go, mm-mm, I would just love to hear that. He put on the dress, Cat-William style. Yeah.

He put on the cat. They got him to finally put on the dress. It's so bad. No, yeah I went with my dad as well over Thanksgiving and yeah it does follow the Disney villain thing where every bad guy is a homosexual and every good guy gets pussy so yeah as it should be I feel like society we're kind of returning to normalcy once again yeah that's why I feel like j. K. Rowland did it backwards Voldemore should have been gay and

Dumbledmore they're British yeah yeah they're all gay pretty much yeah yeah they all got buggered at at uh school you know yeah that's what The upper class of British society, they all have butt sex with men when they're at the most expensive schools. Are you telling me, because you just came from Britain, so you. Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was, I was, I went to school. I went to Eaton when I was there. No, yeah.

No, but they're like, but they like fancy it like, oh, this isn't the style of the classics. Like, so like, because Socrates had sex with boys, you know, we're reading Latin and Greek. And so. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, it's posh. You know who just did something Greek style, Jay-Z? Did you hear about him?

I think he's guilty. Did you read it? Yeah, it was a... He raped a young boy. That's what he did. The statement is the statement, I was like, that's a load of baloney. And then I read the statement. I'm like, what's wrong?

I think he did it. I mean, maybe... Can you have, like, did you read his statement too? I have no idea where he's... So Jay Z has been accused of a 13-year-old among, you know, in line... I think it was with Diddy? Yeah. Him and Diddy had sex with a 13-year-old sometime in 2002 at the VMAs.

Yeah. And he made, he did a whole statement saying, I'm being extorted. This is wrong. What they're doing to me. A 13-year-old boy? Yeah. I think, allegedly. Don't sue me, Jay-Z, please.

But from, he released like a screenshot statement. And one is like you would assume that Jay-Z and Beyonce have like just a thousand, like a thousand, like a boardroom of evil. Yeah. But they also have like PR firms that are like, if you do it as a NotSap screenshot, people think it's from you. Yeah, but it adds, it adds authenticity to it. The way he writes it is bizarre. Because Kanye would do that.

And then people are like, why is Kanye doing that? And then people are like, well, he's a genius. He's the only one that's interesting. He's thinking about everything all the time. And so he's like, I'm going to just do Notetap shit. Yeah. It's my phone. We don't even know what app he used.

But I think it read like he was using voice to text. Yeah. Because it was in the tone and style of like a J-Bitcher. verse. Well, he's, yeah, but it is, it's a little bit like, it's, um, there's something so off with the way he writes that thing. Yeah, it's in in in, Iambic pentameter if you read it. The whole thing is a, yeah, yeah, it's a sonnet.

Yeah. Shall I compare these to a summer's day. Oh, 13 year old boy. No, it's, he's mad at this lawyer that he says is a fake lawyer and then, but when he says one red penny in the first, he's like, you will not get one red scent out of, me. I'm like, oh, this is a little bit, like, it's very, it's weird. Yeah. It's so weird. Yeah. It doesn't need to. And I don't understand with the amount of like suits around them that that would have been a thing that got out. It's bizarre to me. But I don't know. I mean, Drake literally by being

into, I don't know, barely legal is potentially the last heterosexual rapper. I think at this point. I think so. He's the only one that doesn't have any type of a boy butt allegations. So you think about it. Yeah. It's just him and Millie Bobby Brown. No one gives him credit for for him. Does you keep up with the Drake and uh, Kendrick Beef? Is that? Nick was on the story, uh, he was, he was, yeah, I saw a little bit of it. Yeah. I don't think, I don't think you can, doesn't that sort of break the rules of rap beef to sue somebody? Yeah, I think so. Isn't that, isn't like that it's, this is something that's, first of all, the whole idea of rap beef is fake. It's, like it's like a mutual promotion campaign right and yeah Kendrick put out an album that wasn't

that good called mr morale and uh he he did so bad on that album codac black did better uh on one verse he did the entire album then he started beefing with with uh drake now do you know this because you like this stuff or because you're black both oh okay yeah yeah both of it yes once church ends they do tell us all of this so like here's all the things you black people need to know for the week and then yeah that would be cool that would be a nice like app to have on your iPad yeah it's like just so we're all on the same page here we're still going Kamala everyone you know i don't think that that that that's i've followed the black news too i think there's certainly your own black twitter um i am black twitter i'm thinking on black twitter no uh do i think about you there are a lot of blue sky

some of them but i think it's the only i don't know i don't know i don't really know who's on blue sky i think it's just like a mule or report people yeah just like a political thing yeah it's all the mule and they call it the good place like the mbc sitcom yeah yeah which was it was supposed to be heaven but it's actually hell i think that's the twist of that show yeah blue sky is hell i think about your tweet all the time where uh you said uh a girl does some sociopathic shit yeah i was in a tough tough spot of the i was too that's why i related to it Oh yeah. That happened to you too?

Definitely. The homosexuals corrupted her. It wasn't the homosexuals though. It wasn't. It was just her general disposition. Speaking of, I saw, I saw Wicked last night. Yeah. And I was like, this is crazy.

Did you know that the guy that wrote the musical that the movie is based on? Apparently that guy's gay. Did you know that? I could assume. Dude, every rapper is gay. It's crazy. That was sort of shocking. are not wicked

Oh, never mind. But no, it's, uh, did you like it, Wicked? Yeah,

I thought it was good until I found that out. Yeah. You just can't support that lifestyle. I, well, I mean, it's,

it's a little too much. It's, you know. It's just like, yeah, just keep it in, we already have representation in the movie.

I didn't know that the guy that wrote the thing. It's like, also good. Yeah, I thought it was, you know,

like a guy from, just like an electrician from Wisconsin or something. Yeah. Yeah, what I do I do? You know, it's going to be like a musical about the Wizard of Oz, but it's, you know, it's like, oh, geez, what if it was, you know, the bad guy's actually good. It's like, Philip, that'll never work.

Yeah. Get out of here. I thought that's who it was. Yeah. I didn't realize it was. Tim Walls is writing. Yeah, I didn't realize it. Well, Tim Walls apparently.

He is a, yeah. I don't know if you've heard the Indigo's girls. No, is Tim Walz also gay? That was like the Chinese 14-year-old boys. The acclaimed. Apo recent. search on Tim Walz is that he took a he took a 14 year old exchange student to an

Indigo Girls concert in 1995 and sucked them off yeah there was a guy on Twitter name like Dr. Black insurrectionist or something like that perfect yeah that was like I have the documents here this is real and then and then he just disappeared yeah yeah it took him out

smoked him sometimes when I hear shit like that and it's so intent I feel like that's real yeah I mean it's like I barely know Tim Wolves you know so if you told me that he was a pedophile I just met this guy two weeks ago yeah I don't really have an opinion about him so it'll be like okay he's a pedophile I'm still getting to know the guy you're not like shattering you're not shattering my world

yeah it's this identity crap it really ruins the way you get to know someone I don't need to know how he likes to fuck, okay? That's not what I'm saying. Yeah, you're saying. You're not let down because you don't really know. I don't know the fucking guy. Yeah, he could just be, I don't know, fucking, I don't know. No one to believe me?

I'm not under the impression that pedophiles don't exist. Who's, uh, who, who if they got pedophile allegations, would you be the most shocked? Yeah. Dr. uh, Dr. What's the word? Umar.

Who I believe he's asking me. Dr. Umar. Yeah. Weird Al. I think I would be disappointed in him. That would be disappointed. That would be, but it would be like, oh, okay.

We'd just look at the guy. Dr. Moore would be a good one, yeah. A white one or a black? There's just too much pedophile, guys. Watching Wicked, though, I did think. You know, it would be a lot of fun is to do, like, a move, just a trailer for a movie, maybe, and try to make it look real.

And you put it on the internet, and it's like a bunch of, like, you know, kind of, like, burly, like, sort of 80s. You know, those, like, 80s Viking-style, like, bodybuilders, like, like, oh. from Revenge of the Nerds, like that style guy. You know, they don't really make them anymore. Like, what's his name from Venture Brothers?

Brock Sampson. So those guys, and they're all looking over scripts, right? And they're like, you know, they're like reading lines and sort of like kind of a Latinate style, you know, like it's like they're all auditioning for some sort of ancient Greece thing. And you go down the line and then we see like a very fat black lady who has, but she has like long blonde hair, right? And she's also reading the lines and she feels kind of out of place, right? And then she goes into the audition and, um, you know, like initially she's sort of

fucking it up, but then she like loses her temper, you know, and then says something and does it with all this passion. And they're like, that was fucking great. And they were like, I think we found our Hercules. And then they're like, what's her name again? And she goes, Kevin Sorbo. And it's the Kevin Sorbo biopic. Wow. starring a big fat black lady as Kevin Sorbo and then we see

like scenes from Kevin Sorbo's life and then you put it on Twitter and be like the Kevin Sorbo movie and a hope that it gets back to him and he thinks that it's real and then he's like I did not authorize this he's like I can't

I'm a white guy I'm not it's so good yeah doing like a I think that would be fun Steve Jobs documentary and just letting But Steve Jobs didn't have a problem with it. If you did it to Kevin Sorbo,

it would blow his mind. He would get so mad. It would be worth the lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. A good troll is always worth it, I think, but that's fucking perfect. In fact, because he's a public figure, I don't think, do you need his permission to make a movie about his life?

You know, I don't do that kind of law, so I wish I knew. I think, yeah, I think it's legal. Yeah, yeah. It's parody. Even then, again, worth the lawsuit. Worth the lawsuit, for sure. You're going to sue about this movie that's objectively funny. Make it a great movie.

Yeah. Make it a do it. Write it. Do it in a way where it's not disparaging. It shows like his how he triumphed over adversity because he was this like California pretty boy going up against. Like who thought that would be Hercules? Yeah. You know what I mean?

It should have been. And don't ever make it where it's like, oh, this is a fat black lady. She's playing. Yeah. You don't even mention it. She's playing in a fat young man from California. Folks. I want to get back to this, but I want to talk about how the holidays are a marathon of

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Remember that movie? Remember that movie? Fucking next Friday. Next Friday. I meant next Friday. Do you remember that movie next Friday? Yeah. When I like to take a pack of with me after a workout, after a long flight after I do hot yoga.

And I'm not saying that because it's on the paper. I do it after I do Bikram yoga. Guys, anyway, here's how you can say high. Is hot jacking off the thing? Is that like a... Yeah. Is that like a thing you can go? Yeah.

It's just that lifetime. Yeah. It's developed. Not a lifetime. Lifetime is the only non-gay gym in New York City. Not anymore. Not anymore. No, no.

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Michael Jackson. No, he wasn't. He was. He was. They released his interrogation into police. He's like, yeah, okay, so like I ascertained my way out of class in downtown Brooklyn, and then I got on the F train, and I was on my way to 23rds. And I tactically was headed. It was like, I was going to the lifetime on 23rd Street. Jesus. And I was like, maybe I saw this guy in the sauna. Jacking on. Heterosexual. I was like, maybe I saw him in there. I'm like, you ever trying to, he was actually, he started a lifetime. He started a lifetime. And I was like really making him uncomfortable in this all. I was like,

I were trying to any wrestling moves. And he was like, and he can't see because it's so dark in there. So he's like, who is that? I'm like, it's Jeff Goldblum. I'm a celebrity also. You're about to be famous. You got no idea. Daniel, listen.

You're the guy we need in Oz. I wish you guys had seen Wicked. He plays the wizard. He's in that movie? He's in that movie? Yeah, yeah. I'm the wizard. Let me get all this stuff out of the way here and talk to you about Oz for a second.

He's doing Jeff Goldblum. It's very funny. Yeah, what can I say? That's so good. Dude, Ed Penny liked it. When you did that? I am a people person.

People pleaser. With your power, you don't understand. Where I come from, things were bad. Here in Oz, it's great. Please, Jeff Goldblum, please. It's like, no, call me Oz. Jeff Goldblum, in wearing a, We're a green speedo.

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better hydration today, use promo code T-A-F-S at LiquidI-V.com. Thanks a lot, guys. And we're back. What were we talking about? I'm back. I'm talking about Jeff Goldblum and Lifetime Fitness. Yeah, yeah. And Wicked. Oh, man, I got to see it, dude. How'd you feel about Ariana Grande? What do you mean? Do you think she's like... I thought the movie was good. Bowen Yang is great in it. Yeah. He's so funny, man. I'm really, I have no exposure to him outside of SNL, which is a terrible show.

Yeah. I love SNL. That's my most boomer thing. And my impression of Bowen on SNL is that anytime anything happens, they bring him on weekend update as the object from the thing. Yeah. He'd be like, oh, somebody found a coffee cup in Joe Biden's house. And Colin Joseph is like, ladies and gentlemen, welcome the coffee cup.

And then Bowen's like, oh, I've had a bad day. You know, and it's just, okay, it's the thing, but it's gay. It's good every time. It gets me every time. I don't, I fucking love S&L. Yeah. I'm like a big S&L defender. He's better, he's better. He's a men girl at Shiz University, I would say, the internet of the SNL sketches.

He's doing what now? He's a mean girl at Shiz University. That's where the, that's the wizarding school that they go to. Really? That's their Hogwarts. Yeah, but then they don't actually learn any of that shit. I think it's just, it's just, it's just, a regular school.

Well, they have like math and English as well? They're taking history classes and math and that kind of shit and they don't really learn any magic and then because their magic isn't real. The wicked witch is the only one that actually has magic. They're just there learning critical race there. And the older Chinese lady and I couldn't figure out if that was like Bones mom or what like in the, I don't think they have any relation. But it took me two to two hours and 45 minutes to realize that.

My sister told me over Thanksgiving that wicked is actually based on a like a sex, uh, like a sexual real. imagining of Wizzar of Oz. Yeah. And in the book that they based the musical on, the, the wicked witch has a purple pussy. It's mentioned that our pussy is purple. No, that's in the... The book's also written by a gay guy.

It's like... No, no, that's written by a union man. Yeah. I think the, I think the, I think the musical gated up a bit. That's in the Wiz, I think. The purple pussy? Yeah, the black, the black Oz. What, by default?

Yeah. Yeah. And Jeff Goldblum's in that one as well. Yeah, yeah. Diana Ross. You know me. I love the brothers. Can't get enough.

They've got style. They've got rhythm. What more could you want? Michael, why don't you come over here and do that little spin-around thing on my dick? He's walking forwards,

backwards, forwards, backwards? Which way is you going? I can't know. You were telling me before the show that he was falsely accused, Michael Jackson? Yeah, yeah, definitely saying that. I think he might be the only one

that was actually I was like, can I have some of your Yeti, dude? I'm so thirsty. It's completely empty. We have no water? Did you have you gotten water or made any effort to get water in the last two years? God, damn it. No.

I've been carrying the water from Home Depot. You've never done a single water run. I like it when kind of like a fit UPS guy with like short brown shorts comes and brings it. And I'm in a camo. I'm like, I wasn't expecting anyone. Here's a question. My husband's gone. Let's say it wasn't Daniel Penny.

Let's say a Chun Lee-style Asian woman strangled Jordanian. Yes. Which is the fucking strongest legs. Go, stop hearing! And then she's like, just gets him. She's like, wraps him up. No more, yeah.

Do you think the reaction would have been different if it was Chun Lee? I think she would have been getting kind of the Luigi treatment, maybe. And the fucking outfit from Street. Oh, yeah. to a Michael Jackson President. I think it would have been

the most New York shit to ever happen. That really was a crime to make that character Chunley. Yeah. The kind of like... Obsessively horny.

I know. I mean, that's just... Demonically horny. I would die tomorrow for one night. Well, also, nobody really looks like that. Yeah.

Someone really went in the booth. They went crazy with it. They were just like... I think that's what caused the population crisis in Asia was Chunley. Why is that? Because they were like,

look how thick this bitch is. And they're like, well, I can only jack off the drawings, though. I can't fuck a regular Chinese lady. Is it Patrice O'Neill who's that Chinese girls' asses look like CD cases? I was like, that's so good. It's a classic bit. Oh, it's perfect. Rest in peace, Patrice O'Neill.

Strangled the death on the F train. Yeah. By a woman. By a lady. Oh, fuck, me. Jesus. he really it wouldn't be cool if jordan ely was a was a patrice o'neill impersonator beloved patrice o'neill impersonator in a fedora he was just talking about the truth he's like why the fuck

are you holding your bitch's purse just lecturing man he's doing crowd work on the l train he's like no it's elephant in the room it's so good oh man he's no what you're going to say so yeah so the big news story this week is this uh this luigi character yeah yeah pretty hot he's he's unreal unreal i think the girls are right about that like you know sometimes i feel like girls hype up a guy but i saw him i was like all right i get it i get the lust i do i think he look better with the mask on yeah yeah yeah i think he looks kind of like a buster i guess yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like a buff timothy shallame i don't think he's an attractive guy at all in fact it was better when he was a mystery just the idea of him i've already moved on. I don't really care.

Nick likes it. You got to kill, you know, look, I'm a consumer of podcasts. Great. Yes, you killed the United Healthcare CEO. That was Wednesday. What have you done for me lately? Nothing. Because you did the one thing the first time. Now you owe me. And you've done nothing. Exactly. It's the last time. It would be so funny. The funniest outcome is if he posted bail and then shot the CEO of McDonald's. I think that's the only way to do it. Ronald? Ronald. He kills RFK. That'd be great. It's weird that like everyone's in love

of this Luigi fella But like this that Elizabeth Warren looking nerd Try to kill Trump And everyone forgot the next day. Yeah. When an ugly nerd tries it, America forgets. He missed three times. He missed a bunch and then he killed a different guy.

And then he got shot in the face. He looks like Elizabeth Warren. What an absolute mesh. Yeah. I love watching the videos of him climbing that thing so unathletically and they're like he's he's got a gun and like it's fine just let him do it yeah i don't know how you miss trump he's got such a wide body he's built like a piano well he's a nerd obviously like chris kyle he's not luigi no yeah it was it was very satisfying when it was

not like a kind of queer space communist like twitter was predicting that it was just this guy's completely his his political compass was just completely all over the place in a very satisfying way. They're like, oh, he liked Joe Rogan, and then he also hated healthcare companies. Like, he sounds like a normal person. Yeah, yeah. So, like, any white guy that I could find.

Was he? Well, I mean, that's crazy. I hope so. At least I hope so. That's pretty sick. No, but it's like, when you've had back problems, Nick, from the gym, have you considered, like, a planning and execution?

Well, no, because I didn't need surgery or anything. Yeah. But you think if it got that, bad you'd kill a man that deserved it. When I met Nick, my back was so fucked up. I was on perks the entire weekend. And then when he left, I was like, I bet that guy thinks I'm an attic. I mean, he has to hate my guns.

Oh, I had no idea you were on. Wow, this guy's so friendly. This guy's awesome. I literally, I couldn't walk on Thursday and I'm like, I'm not canceling this show. I'm like crawling there and they loaded me up. I was highest shit the entire weekend. but if my back felt the way that it felt on Thursday for like six months, there's no telling the list of people.

I'd have a manifest show. And you recorded March Madness that weekend. Yeah. One weekend I went to the in Providence with Caleb and he heard his neck at the gym the day before and he was in a neck brace the whole weekend. Oh, fuck. And he was crushing. I mean, like just like how can you not laugh at a guy in a neck brace?

In a neck brace? It is very, it looks like he's doing a slip and fall like insurance fraud. Yeah. He just had a great... Kramer-looking thing to come out. He had five for eight cents. Just like... Yeah.

What Caleb was this? My... Our buddy and that lives in New York... Yeah, I don't think I could kill a sea. The fantasies I even have in my head is they, like, come to a party. And I'm like, you're not welcome here. That's like, that's as much... Because I can even really muster at this one of my life.

You're not... Yeah. I own a coffee shop and we're like, we're not serving this man. Yeah. Not of my counters. Yeah. You have to go to a different diner. Rubbing the bar.

Burn the menus. We don't use that. Yeah. Okay. Guys. It's holiday time, right? Do you get gifts for the Christmas? Absolutely.

For all your loved ones? Yeah. If you have any last minute gifts, may I suggest aura frames? Last minute. We still got fucking two weeks. Last minute for me, dude. I buy my gifts in July. Where are we?

Oh, wirecutter called it the best digital photo frame. Honestly, your parents love this crap. Your grandparents would love this crap. They love kind of a slideshow of all their memories of, you know, the family when they were, when you guys all were kids and just the world was a different place. Yeah, just. Absolutely. Kids, just a bright-eyed kid. Plucky.

You know, anything was possible. and now you've destroyed it with back pain and stand-up comedy. Where are we? Oh, it's easy to see why. You can upload your favorite picks of the family to one frame and relive all those happy moments again or share big news. Like a new addition to the family maybe.

You got a girl pregnant? No, I didn't. Okay. Well, maybe you can put the... You could give an aura frame with an ultrasound to your mom. And then she could start crying and then you could be like... Surprise. It came with the...

It came with... It's the... Doc, you stupid bitch, mom. You're pregnant mom. What pictures do you have of your family that you would love sharing? I love the list. I love the way to show the one because I have one, like I just got a new camera. And it was like right when my aunt found out she was getting divorced and I was just taking pictures of everything.

And she's at the table like this. That's one of my favorite pictures. That would be a good one of the parents. She's literally like this. That's what only me and my dad. Dancan laugh at it in private. Like, come, you want to see. It's perfect.

It is funny they bring you something to read. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, I think you should take a look at this. Yeah, right. Court documents. Wow, this sucks. Are you guys going to gift this frame to?

Probably your mom, your grandma. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Your aunt. You're divorced aunt. She loves PowerPoint. Did she find love again?

Was she able to? No, she didn't find love. God damn it. No. She found yoga. How about that? Really? Yeah.

Hot yoga. She could put all the yoga poses on there. She could use it to do her routine. Yeah, exactly. You can scroll through, you do Downward Dog for a little bit. You do Upward Dogg, you do dog style. Doggy style. Doggy fashion.

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Good it. We're back. And here, guys, this is the box. this is the carver frame box it's heavy too so if you have this wrapped someone's like Jesus Christ what are they having here

a metal shoe what are they having here this is this is at least this is a metal shoes you're a lifter is this a gun what are you saying on that you give me a

this does sound I mean this is I mean you're selling a PowerPoint basically yeah but we're selling yeah but it could be yeah but old people love that oh people love that kind of shit

this is like the new remember you were like a kid and they'd have you could buy a talking fish and have a commercial. They love that. This is a talking fish, basically.

Yeah. A little bass. Yeah. Big mouth. Well, from old people, it's not a picture unless it's in a frame. Yeah.

If it's some shit on your phone, then it's a file. You know what I mean? All people. Technology. Yeah. They love it. They love this kind of stuff.

It's good. They really do love it. Have you ever, like, gone through your parents' camera roll in their own? I don't know. There's always, like, a selfie with them, like, accidentally taking pictures, double chin.

like this. It's just like my dad has like 20 in a row. In a row and they won't delete him. Yeah. Kind of love it. It's just like he's like turn this thing off and he keeps like taking. I always wonder what's going to what technology is going to be that way when we get older like what's going to be our thing that our kids are going to make fun of us for doing. Because like some of my parents can't do the computer at all.

They're like they just can't do it. So what's going to happen is going to be like AI? You're going to call your son. I'm already like that. I have to send like, you know, I'll go do a week. weekend and then I have to send the expenses to the business manager. You just can't. Well, I do it, but I like print out the receipts and then I do it with a desk calculator.

What a green bill for? Yeah, because it's just I can't like, I don't want to make a spreadsheet and do all this shit. I'll write the numbers down and I'll tabulate it. Yeah, right, exactly. Got an actress. Ding, do, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You know, I got a big cigar. Yeah.

Yeah, I got to call my, like, call my adult son about how to fuck my chun Lee style sex. Hey, I noticed I didn't get the invite for Christmas this year. It's like, Dad, can you please stop us? It's your father. Anime porn.

So I got my dick out and where do I press? Where do I press? Do I restart? Where's the start button? How do I get to the menu? Sometimes I like ignoring my mom's calls because I know she'll leave me a voicemail

and it's very disjointed. it. Like it's just, she's a stream of consciousness for two minutes. Just like, oh, like, see, you didn't answer? Well, I'm driving right. She has the conversation anyways. If I've answered the phone, then it's great. And so I get to listen to that. It's kind of cute. Very wholesome. Yeah. Just a nice whole lady. Do you like your mom better than your dad? I like them both equally. They're great. Come on. Don't be so fully. You're a constant politician, dude. No, they're good. Everyone likes one more. No, they're all good. I think they're both equal, you know? Really? Yeah, they balance each other really well. It would probably be some kind of platform.

what's that that you know that younger people understand yeah yeah i don't really understand tic-tac chat was sort of the cut off for me yeah i think i think if you're over 30 and you have a snap chat you should be put on a list well it's just for pedophiles yeah it's pedophile style when the girls are like can i send you something on snap i'm like what i look like drake or whatever it's over i don't have a snap just suck my dick please do this on i message like an adult can we not i don't talk ticot i was on for five minutes before i got banned yeah what did you say making of China That's what it was

He was good Yeah They take the audio Off your videos Which is very very Very so now you're just like Ranting into a front pacing selfie Yeah it's just me like being like

And I'll say something That's where you know the racist part is Yeah But there's no audio No Every time I make a TikTok I'm like I can't believe I have to do this It's no

My agent yelled at me once to say He's like you want to take your career you want to be a man you got to start taking tic talks seriously and i was like i should have gone i should have done it's so annoying that stand up is the only thing that you can't get famous at by doing it anymore like i feel like you just can't just write oh you he wrote really good jokes and now he's like a very popular i don't know if it's the only thing i think it's that's probably everything is it yeah i feel like if you're an actor like they're not making actors like yeah but that's that's that's probably the only thing where you that still exists is like

the traditional entertainment industry route. Yeah. Yeah. But then everything else. Yeah, you have to be a fucking influencer or something. I mean, it'd be crazy if like, you win the voice,

like you have this amazing voice. Like, great. Let's see your tight five now and they just make them do stand-up. It's just not, it's ridiculous. But everyone's making content doing stuff. Yeah, but stand-up sucks. It's really not good.

Yeah. It really is. It's like, you know, there's money in it right now, but it's because people want to see the guy from the internet. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. It's like buying merch. Yeah, it's like something you could like actually have to see for. I love opening for TikTok guys because they sold out crowd and they don't want to see you at all. Yeah. And they just want to see the TikTok guy do his five minutes of crowd work. And then they do a meet and greet and he's making 70 times what you're making on that night because he sold it out.

Yeah. And they charge for the meet and greet also. Yeah. Like a lot of them they don't have an hour of material. They'll do 20 minutes of material. Then they'll have like a Q&A. Who comes to those shows? Girls.

Girls mostly. Wow. And just couples. Yeah. I got a lot of lone wolves in mine. Pick it for one. Girls, I can't imagine. I think I open for you, and I don't think I saw a single woman in the crowd that didn't have a...

There's a decent amount of black people at... In Atlanta? We were in Atlanta. I know. Well, yeah. But there was, like, over the weekend, maybe five or six black guys. At your show? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Congrats. I had a whole weekend. Yeah. Nick. It was just my family. Yeah. yeah there was you

there was Daniel yeah the opener is there's a security guy there's a portrait in the back of the mayor yeah right yeah there was a I thought there was another one

I thought it it was just a coat yeah it was a coat hanging on a wrist just in the yeah the silhouette of a person

I was like oh is that oh it's the Bhabadook there the Bada dude just A shadow yeah yeah yeah

There's a, I don't know, probably an Asian guy that says the N-word. Did you think that the women that did that Golden Girls podcast are like, oh, there were no hot dudes in the audience? They had to. Yeah. They had, because it was girls and gays. And I've, I've hung down. Minimal gays, though.

Minimal gays, a lot of girls and all Gilmore girls people, they were definitely judging the fuck out of us. Were they? They had to be. Why, they have no context. It didn't matter. I think they just saw men and they were like, no, I'm not about it. Yeah.

Who are these people? The first night we were. in Atlanta. Don't tell him. No, okay. We won't tell him. He doesn't need to know this. He doesn't need to know about girls and gays.

You had to be there, man. I'm sorry. Sounded fun. Yeah. They walked up there, they were like, I think that's fucking Adam Freeland's friend. Yeah, right.

They knew me? That's why they were angry at us. They knew me? They're like those guys associate with that. Oh, they're mad at me? I'm always getting in trouble. I know that Jewish guy.

That's what they said. They whispered Jewish? Yeah. That's so polite of them. A Gilmore girls. podcast live show in the other room at helium and so they told me the name and then i forgot it immediately and i googled what's the name of the gilmore girls podcast and the article that came up was top 25 gilmore girls podcast jesus christ 26 honorable mention yeah they didn't even make i had no idea

that there's so many they're still playing small room atlanta the helium shout out to them dude yeah yeah there's a lot which means that the number one gilmore girls podcast has to be making like 80 million dollars a year. Yeah, they're doing the sphere in Vegas. Yeah. Gotta be. But, duh, there was a thousand of them and then Nick left me with a girl. I got cornered. I was trying to get, trying to escape. Don't blame. No, I'm just kidding. What I mean left you with a girl? It sounds like you wing manned your ass. What am I supposed to do? Go up and be like, ma'am, you're fat. Oh, you left? Ma'am. Well, it's Atlanta. Oh, man. No, it was, it was all fine, though. That first night was really funny, though. Yeah. Just so many of them. They stayed there for hours.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had. multiple birthday cakes. I've never seen that in my life. Never. When somebody's birthday and they get several cakes. Yeah. I had ice cream cake. They offered us cakes. It's not enough to have one birthday there was a leftover full cake. Yeah. That girl walked away. She's like, I think I'm going to grab some cake. He was like, this is your third slice. I'm not judging, but I'm just saying, can't say that to a big girl. You can't say that. But she's like, I think I just want another piece of cake. I was like, do it. I don't why you're checking it with me. Don't. Yeah. It was like so many cakes. I'm being bad. At a certain point. Yeah. But that's on you for counting a ladies' slices. I didn't count her

cake. She said I wanted another one. She brought it out like. I was. I'm kind of like Jason born. Yeah. If there's a big girl eating something anywhere around. She brought him like, I'm like she's had nine far side of the room, 325 pounds, six slices. She's had that half of that blue onion order. I can't remember my name. She came back with cake like a rapper counting money. It was just like banded on her arm. She was like, oh, don't know.

Did you want some? I was like, don't wrote me into this. I don't want your cake. She doesn't flirt. That's an Atlanta style flirt. That is an Atlanta fur. She was bringing me sweets.

I went to Atlanta for a wedding a couple months ago and I went to, or, yeah, I went to Magic City and, uh... How was it? There were, yeah, everyone was eating cake, dude. It was crazy. Just Adam getting the most aggressive lap dance in the world. It was breaking his pelvis. He's a big time strip club guy.

Yeah. I looked at my, I looked at my friend. I said, this is everything we've ever dreamed. It's from the song. Well, that club's not actually in Atlanta. It's like, where is it? Stone Mountain? Like an hour north.

Did you guys go to the Confederate Mount Rushmore while you were there? No. See the laser light show? No, we got to see just regular authentic racism, though. That was pretty cool. What, Nick said did something to you? Nick said something? No, no, it was a chill.

I didn't think I went to a museum and then we went to, me and we didn't really hang out yeah i don't yeah i didn't do shit i went to the football he was using his uh uh what he called apple vision pro i was i spent the entire time in the hotel room doing almost nothing i think i went to the lobby and i got like nine black t's which was nice the aloft has black tea instead of well they have coffee also but they had black tea that was big for me and then i read about syria on my phone yeah yeah yeah you're really morning Assad. Well, I get off.

I get off the stage on Saturday. And I go to shake next hand and he goes, Assad just got murdered. And then he walks away and goes up. He's done. He's done. He didn't get murdered. Yeah.

I thought he got murdered. I haven't seen any evidence that he's a lot. They said, oh, he arrived in Russia, but we haven't seen anything from the guy. We haven't, you know. I don't know anything. He needs to get on TikTok. He's in Syria. All I know is there's Kurdish people and then there's serious, Syrian.

serious people. Yeah, they're serious. The other Syrian people. I wrote an article like 11 years ago as that mommy blogger where it's like, the media is seriously just calling these people Kurds and just being outraged. That there's no, that that's not against the style guide rules. That you're, that in an actual article, you're just referring to them as Kurds. That's so funny.

What if you're racist to Kurds? What do you call them? I mean, that's already. That's already a really good slur. Yeah, I know. That's got all the mentions of a good slur. I hate these fucking Kurdish. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Jews is kind of similar to that. What do you talk about? Jews already, like, it's kind of a slur name. These fucking Jews, I mean, that sounds great. I think it sounds good. Yeah, it sounds good. Sounds like juice.

Yeah. That's what I mean. Everyone loves juice. You can't, like, come up with something. Oh, guys, my, my interview with Destiny. is out now on our channel if you haven't seen it as a thrilling conversation that we had.

Are you the one that's... And more to come. I know that it was not my penis. You're going to say that. That's yeah I was going to say to know if you were the one who's having gay sex with. Clearly an uncircumcised... More to come. I didn't know. What do you think I'm working with? Also in the mix. We also have the Sahn Piker episode from months ago, which is still

at our editor's house who won't pick up the phone. Literally. I'm not even making up an excuse. Stephen has not picked up the phone. Which one is Sasan Piker? Is that the, uh, sexy socialist streamer. Okay. Yeah.

Okay. The three essence. Yeah. I only know, I'd be honest with you, I've been listening to Chopo Trap House for years. I don't know which one is Virgil. Don't know which one is Will. Virgil is the main guy and he's still on it. Virgil's the Chinese one.

Yeah. Virgil's Chinese. He kind of started the thing. Okay. That's why I have the comments saying on that because it just came out five minutes ago. The comments positive? What are they saying? Really?

Wow. Who said that. Amazing. Budfucker. Thank you for your comment. Now I'm going to look at it. It's going to be like... Shouts out.

Adam actually makes Destiny look nice. I like that. No. Should y'all put a... Are you going to get Ben Shapiro on the pot? I would love to. Yeah. I mean, I saw him this weekend at synagogue. I open for some black conservatives who now do stand-up, the Hodge Twint. Yeah, yeah. We talked about him briefly. Yeah. That's crazy because sold out crowd. Destiny, I went to his channel yesterday. His number one video is with that black pastor who's like, I hate black people. Have you seen that guy? Oh, fuck, man.

I don't know. He's like a New York guy too. No, he's like, no, he's like from the south or something, but. Or is he, I mean,

you've seen this guy, right? Mark. Whatever? It's dead. Destiny. His channel. Yeah,

yeah, I'm gonna look right now. Yeah, his number one video is with, uh, oh yeah, that guy Jesse Lee Peterson. You know this guy?

Who's like, he's like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like black people. He's like a black conservative.

No, no, no, but he's just like a, he hates black people. Yeah, him, Charleston White. But he looks like, but like a, I guess I was, someone told me, who was it? It was maybe Sam Hyde said this when I was in Providence, but he looks like he's in, like, you know, like they have those like super hyper realistic like latex. He doesn't look black. He looks like, yeah, it looks kind of like someone is. He looks like that guy on a Twitter who makes people black and Chinese. Like he looks like.

Oh, yeah, like those makeup people. That's exactly what he looks like. He's like, this is what you look like if you were black and he's like, I'll just stay black. But yeah. Look at this guy's face. That's not how black people are supposed to look. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's not normal.

Yeah. Yeah, he looks like, yeah, it looks like the six flags guy, but is painted black. It looks like that, that, that, that, that, that without like. He looks like when they painted his skin, they didn't have brown and they were like, we just got to throw. But his whole thing is just like, if it is a white guy saying like black people are the worst, it's just the lot.

He's tricked all these people. The longest bit, yeah. Like, he pulled it off, you know. comments. Yeah. People pulled it all. Somebody forgets to switch accounts. That's always the best.

I guess, uh, I guess people like it. Oh, it's good. It's like Adam interviewing himself. I don't know about that. Yeah.

I'm much better. Is Destiny like really small? Yeah, he's, he's shorter than me, but most people are. Finally a black person on the show. That's funny.

Huh. Huh. Hmm. Uh, so why? When destiny was sucking your cock, how, tell us how that felt. I,

come on, dude. Why? we're not going to gay bash this guy the thing is is like a lot of like the socialist people that don't like them are like they're gay bash they're going gay bash which is like it's come on that's kind of dumb do you know there's a rapper he's one of my favorite rappers his name's Isaiah rachat and he got caught he's gay yeah yeah he got caught with two white guys sucking his dick and then he played it off so smooth he was just like sometimes you got to get sucked off and I was like

that's real yeah that's really real that's what destiny kind of outfit is Yeah, he came out. He was like, yeah, you got to just laugh at the memes. Yeah, he's like, all right. So I got hit. Are you getting hit? Exactly. I think it was my influence because we had this debate or, you know, I would say showdown

debate where I kind of trounce him. You'll see it in the episode. But we had a two days before it leaked. And I think probably I had inspired that kind of alpha style response just by from our discourse. Yeah. But I did it. He saw, he felt your raw masculinity.

No, but what would Adam? In reality, the interesting thing was, that I asked him about like, because he did that stream where he, for eight hours, he detailed the, like, miss the,

like the, the, like, fake news about his divorce. And I said, like, why do you do, like, why do you have to explain it to the people that like your politics debates?

And he's like, that's the nature of streaming. And it was like, I think it kind of maybe. Yeah. Kind of maybe is like, makes you answerable. Is destiny the guy who like,

his wife got fucked by? In a polyamory thing. Oh, she left him for her boyfriend. Oh. Oh, okay, okay. I only know about this stuff like tangentially. Like, you can tell me whatever and I believe it.

Yeah, you know, like I feel like finding success on YouTube is a guaranteed recipe for your marriage being destroyed. It has to be. Yeah. It's like it's not a normal level of- 100% kill rate for marriages. It's not a normal level of like being famous. You're not like Timothy Shalame or whatever. You make a lot of Timothy Shalamee.

I want to fuck Timothy Shalame. Just like, zoom in. Zoom in. Not just kidding. I'm in fucking McDonald's. I'm sitting there. I'm eating a burger. I'm like,

this thing reminds me to Timothy Shalameh. Why just, I know I get that feeling. I know I get that feeling. Who's the other famous guy right now? James Butler. Is that an awesome?

James Bond. James Bond. James Bond. James Bond. Yeah, you got James Bond. You got Timothy Shalame. I don't know celebrities. I know Destiny and then Timothy Shalomew.

Yeah. It's a very ghetto name. It's a thing. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Timothy. Well, yeah. If it was like their apostrophe between the two.

Instead of the accent agrave or whatever. It's like Megan B. Stalian, Timothy, Salome. They're the same names. Same ass. Same ass. Yeah. Same ass. It would be funny if he had a giant ass.

Thick ass, dude. Yeah. He weighs 80 pounds otherwise, but he's got just a dumper on him. Dumpur on the BBL. You know, she got paid $5 million by Kamala to do one song at that the Atlanta rally? That's crazy. When my dad found that out because he gave like $25, and he feels like he's like top benefactors of the campaign,

he's like, they were paying the celebrities? I was like, yeah, of course they were. That's so wild. He's like, now, now he's mad. Now he's mad. They paid all that money. People were really mad about it. I was like, it's just a little bit of ass.

Like, come on people. What do you mean the money? Well, before anyone knew about the money, I knew a lot of people were upset that Megan, the Stallion, was twerking on stage or whatever. Oh. I didn't think she was throwing that much ass. I thought she just was dancing.

I didn't even see that. I don't, yeah. I didn't see people that were, they were mad about it. Yeah. But I only saw people were mad that Beyonce didn't do a song. Yeah, I was mad about that. Yeah. Because that, I mean, if you're paying Beyonce, I don't want to, I like Beyonce a lot,

but I want to hear her do the Beyonce thing. She's a great artist. Yeah. Hopefully she does it at the trial for Jay-Z. You think when he threw up that little hand sign, like the, the rock, he's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, he's kind of. Yeah. He's looking into...

He's not a young boy's ass. It's like, you remember this thing? It's like the, the hole from porkies. Where did that come from? Where did that come from? I don't remember. Yeah, you do that and you open it up. You never see.

This is what a... No, we gotta lock it and then open it. It's like, this is what a pussy looks like. I'm like, it doesn't look like that at all. But I mean, in fourth grade, I would believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think it does look like a pussy.

I don't think so. I think I kind of... I don't know what you've seen, but that's very scary if you think that's been a lot of Yeah. Maybe one of these new ones they got now. You know that with gay guys. There's a term for gay guys that got C-sections that have just never touched pussy. Platinum star.

Platinum star. Yeah. Yeah. It's disgusting. Yeah. Homosexual. Just kidding, dude. I think platinum star should be reserved for the guy that wrote Wicked the musical.

Yeah. and then they have to have some other thing. You know what I mean? He's King of the Gays for sure. I think that's, yeah, writing the Wicked Musical. Like, imagine setting out and be like, look, I'm gay, I'm out of the closet. But what if I did the gayest thing? What if I set out to be the Neil Armstrong?

That's so funny. He's in a 60-me-gay. Like, we can take it to New Lowe's. I can sit to myself the gayest man of all time. This is one. delicate step for a man I don't know I was trying to think of a

one term where you jump up and spin what is that called? Pierouette. Yeah, one giant pirouette. For homosexuality. For fact. Yeah. That's dope.

Oh, man. How do you, have you seen? Wicked was great, by the way. I want to see it now. Nobody asked me. but it was great I want to see it dude

it sounds cool I bought the ticket and then I saw afterwards it was two hours and 40 minutes and I'm like this is fucking you have no respect for people's time and it flew by

this is fucking insane not only did it fly by you get the end of two hours and 40 minutes and it says to be continued hell yeah so you wanted more you wanted more

yeah right you wanted more I don't uh yeah but I didn't feel bored in any point yeah it was your favorite song from it That's the funny thing

I don't recall a single song I walked out of the theater and my head's just filled with like glee well like like like royalty free musical type you can do the best that you can do that's not one of the songs in the movie You felt genuinely happy watching this I love this I don't know if I felt genuinely happy

but it was like you know a great experience it was engrossing Nick loves you know for going to see the film adaptation of a Wizard of Oz musical Yeah. It didn't disappoint me.

That's great. I still haven't seen it. And I really want to go see it because you've talked about it like the whole pot. That's what podcasting is. Nothing fucking else has happened in my life. What I sit here and be like, oh, I thought I was done wiping the other day, but I wasn't. Yeah, you got to keep going. Yeah.

That's the only other thing that's happened. Brown, brown, brown, brown, brown, red, then you stop. No, but what if you have beats, dude? What about them? You know, that goes away if he beats regularly. Really? That's people who go, oh, well, beats, you know, they turn in your pee and your shit, red. Like, yeah, if you're new,

if you're eating them all the time, it goes back to normal. You get a little beet powder every morning. Yeah. Keep your rock hard brother. Really? Throughout the day. You say hard all day? All day. You should be hard all day. A lot of people say you have a morning wood. You should have a daytime wood. Yeah. I have

under my boxers, condom on hard. They call that a red star gay. Yeah. They call it. They call it. They call it a chocolate starfish gay. They call it a chocolate. Starfish Hot Dog Flavored Water. Hard star. Hard star. Hard star. Yeah. Hard star gay.

It is very funny watching movies, you know, a musical adaptation because you have 500 people on the screen at all times. And then you just look in the background and see somebody that's like, I'm in the wicked musical. I'm a fucking crushing. They're fine. I'm in the wicked musical movie.

Look at me now. I know. Yeah, they're really. Being an actor in that movie made a gay guy's day. They made it their life. Well, not even. You can. tell some of them they're like probably mean to their friends about it like they didn't deserve it you know they all see him in it they're like fuck fuck this fucking god dude this piece of shit you know just a smug what's your favorite scene from the from wicket you think probably the end

when she gets the broom and flies away that's pretty cool yeah how does she get that what what how did she earn the broom and the broom kind of just comes to her she just does this thing yeah she does they're they're running away because they've sick the gar the monkey guards after uh they're called afghan americans but no they're monkeys in this one no one says afghan american anymore what is funny the movie is black the movie is obviously it's like you know the wicked witch is a black actress ariana grande she's you know a wop you know they have a lot of diversity she was black for a while there oh ariana grande yeah she had like kind of a well you know you got i mean i'll be a soulful era i'll be honest with you put in the dago in the lead role of a movie

that's like now we've got a little bit too far you know you got this gay guy writing this music musical for some sort of wop. It's fucking greasy. I haven't heard that slur in ages. That's amazing. You know, it's like,

I don't know. I understand the other races have felt, you know, a lot of oppression, right? An Asian American didn't win an Academy Award until last year or whatever that.

So you're telling me it had an all black cast. But some fun, now Italians are like, oh, and what about us? Why do we get a little fucking piece of diversity pie? It's like,

no, you missed your chance. You missed your chance to be part of all of this. you had the opportunity for 50 years and you blew it. So if we're excluding anybody, it should be Italian-Americans. Oh, yeah, yeah. But you know.

If you can make any casting change, would you? Well, here's the thing. The munchkins are not dwarves anymore. They're just regular-s-people. They have a handicap woman. They've got all different types. But then the munchkins, now they swapped it all for people with red hair. Oh, wait.

Because that was probably a difficult conversation. You're like, look, we need munchkins in this. But, like, is it fucked up? to have, like imagine if the original Wizard of Oz, right? Yeah. They had a group of people that were just called the N words. And it was like white guys in blackface. And then they remade the movie.

And they're like, well, we can't change the name. For whatever reason, we still have to keep the name the N word. So it's still the slur. It's still the munchons. But now. But we don't want to associate it with them. So we're going to make people think that that means people with red hair. Yeah.

Yeah. Just swapping a letter, not calling them gingers. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. yeah exactly you know yeah the gingers are like kind of going away

in Hollywood right now like are they they said as like maybe that's what it was in response as representation there's like there's like 50 people with like yeah with the with the inclusion

like with Hollywood's push for inclusivity redheads have like precipitously dropped yeah oh yeah yeah I've always saw like redheads were the black people of white men. So, yeah. The Wakanda.

Because they got the fattest asses. Am I right, big dog? Come on now. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Carrot tops. Malcolm X had red hair. He did.

They never showed pictures of, that's why he was mad. He was black and white. I was shot. He was a black ginger. Yeah. I would have been pissed in Harlem. Yeah.

In the fucking 50s. You know how bad he got bullied? We were calling Ronald McDonald. Oh, God. Dude, that guy got bullied out the ass by everyone. Why was he mad? I was like, he had red hair in the 50s. That would drive me to Islam.

God damn. Yeah. What's that thing where Afghan guys dye their beard red? Yeah, yeah. No, what is that? On Fulton, they're a very, like, hot topic look. Really? Yeah.

It's with Hena. They use, like, Hina to, like, die their beard, too. But in Afghanistan, they do that. Is that the guy from a, uh, uh, uh, system of a down? No, that's, no. Oh, okay. No. No.

Yeah. Uh, you're thinking, you're thinking of the guys that are locked up in the Warner Brothers tower. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, the animaniac. There we go. Yeah. Good guys. Good guys. Oh, boy. Pete, how are you feeling, dude? I'm exhausted. Yeah. You're at late night. You're to come back here. I, yeah, Pete and I came back at 2 a.m. last night. Because there was probably the sound for the destiny thing. But now it's out. And he put him, he caught himself. He made the mistake of announcing it's up. It's up. Well, first of all, I didn't. You can't do that. You can't do that until you're clicking.

Let's be honest. The Luigi Mangione story on Monday, I didn't want to lose this event in that maelstrom, right? So I was like, let's give it two days. And then we uploaded yesterday. No, no. The issue was the Penny and Mangione had delayed our episode. And it was not my fault. You upload some on YouTube.

It takes it while the sounds fucked up. You got to take it down. You got to put it back up. Yeah. You're going to wait two days for the content thing. Thank God. Yeah. Well, yeah, we had to wait for, because.

Our channel has some sort of like, we automatically get checked for content approval. So it usually takes like 24 hours for our channel. I think it's because when we started the show, the very first one, I said something about the vaccine. That'll do it. Yeah. They put that flag on there and then they just do it. I don't even think I said anything critical. I think I just said.

If you say vaccine. Yeah, you say vaccine. Yeah. Anyway, I got to do better or something. I'm fucking dying. Are we good? Guys, it's been a pleasure. How long are you in town for?

I'm in town until Sunday, doing a couple spots, hanging out. You hungry? You want to get food? Yeah, let's go get some part. I was going to say if you were here on Monday, you could do funny moms, but... I leave. I'm sorry. Maybe change your flight.

I could. I really want to change my flight because I don't want to leave. No, no, no, I have to leave. Because I should sell your plane ticket and get like a cool van or something. I have to do. Drive down there and fix it on the way, you know, so you're restoring it. Be kind of sick. I'll see you on blue sky then.

Yeah. I'll see you on Democrat Twitter. Yeah, let's go. Thanks. Nice to meet you. Thank you for having me, man. Yeah, it's been a pleasure. Yeah.

We'll see you next week, folks. Check out the destiny interview. Oh, and also one more thing. When I leave, I'll be taking my stuff home in this beautiful backpack. That Ridge backpack, baby. No. It was sent to me by Ridge. My good friends at Ridge.

My friend Sean at Ridge, who Adam does not. no he's not on a first name basis with and has made no effort to reach out to them say thank you for their support over the years but this thing is i mean it's i've had a ridge backpack for years but they've added a shelf system michael did you hear that they got a shelf system in this thing yeah so yeah there's there's yeah there's a shelf in here and it's adjustable so i have it set to a height where my water bottle just sits right in there and it's It doesn't go too far down into the bag, which I hate because then I'm fucking digging in there, especially on a plane.

I fly a lot. This front pocket, pocket, the Kindle paper white slides perfectly into it. Yeah. Can I get the other one that they sent? They did not send another one. I had special. They sent me all the luggage, too. It's all the same color.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't think you guys are understanding. This is not a paid read. This is free stuff that was given to me personally. Yeah. Thank you, guys. And check out Ridge. It's perfect for holiday stuff.

And then there's no promo code or anything. But send them an email afterwards saying, thank you so much. Okay, goodbye, everybody.