The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Mykal Dede - Episode 84

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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Hello and welcome to the Adam Friedland Show podcast. Today we got Michael Didi day day day starting off great Pete Why'd you tell me DD Pete didn't know I didn't tell Pete that one his phone. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he just read it. Yeah, he just read it Okay, Pete, you're all right You're fine by me. I don't forgive you Pete, but fuck you Michael day day you're from Austin. You're an Austin comic Austin comic Nick and him work together at cap city Yeah, yeah, and they've been friends ever since yeah

We went on the road you guys you guys have like a kind of a sisterhood of the traveling pants thing you do Yeah, it's been dope man. It's with a what is it a pair a pair of underpants. Yeah, yeah sharing underwear What's that movie about just a bunch of whores who wear the same pair of pants I wouldn't say whores But yeah, they're nice ladies. They're nice ladies. I've seen both. I've seen one and two actually. Oh, there's a sequel There's a sequel. Yeah, well that their whores in number two. I always confuse that one with it's more complicated than that Okay, she comes back from Greece. Yeah, okay And she's met a nice guy and then she goes back and he said and she goes back to be with him Alexis Bledel famously from Gilmore girls and then once she gets back

He's like this is my wife and then she then she could break sir So I wouldn't say she's a whore, but she is a little bit of a monogamous whore. She's a little bit of a bitch She's being a bitch. I've never seen any of those movies. I've seen both them. I watched the second one because I wanted me and my girlfriend were going to Greece and we're like let's watch movies with Greece in it. We watched Mamma Mia. We watched Scissor in the Traveling Pants 1 and 2. I like girl movies. Gladiator. Yeah, that's a Greek one. Rome Grease. Did you see Gladiator too? No, I didn't see it.

My mom wanted to see it because she's horny for Denzel, like every old black lady. Yeah, but he plays on that. That probably ruined it for her. That might be the end of it. Being horny for her if she saw that one. She still does, he does the Denzel voice from what I heard. He does, yeah, but a gay, like a little bit of he gives a little bit of spiciness to he does not not in the voice We're even his man, but he has rings. He has like ten rings on he says and he says they spot

Yeah, in the movie. He just says that he's I would love to watch that with my mom and watch it go Mm-hmm. I would just love to hear He put on the dress cat William style. Yeah, they got him to finally put on the dress, Cat Williams style. Yeah. He put on the cat. They got him to finally put on the dress. It's so bad. No, yeah, I went with my dad as well over Thanksgiving and yeah, it does follow the Disney villain thing where every bad guy is a homosexual and every good guy gets pussy.

So. Yeah. As it should be. I feel like society, we're kind of returning to normalcy once again. Yeah, that's why I feel like JK Rowling did it backwards Voldemort should have been gay and dumbled with a British Yeah, they're all pretty much. Yeah. Yeah They all got buggered at at a school, you know, yeah, that's what the upper class of British society They they all have butt sex with men when they're at the most expensive schools

Are you telling me you just came from Britain, so you... Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was just... Buggering out. I went to Eaton when I was there. No, yeah. No, but they're like, but they like fancy it like, oh, this isn't the style of the classics. So like, because Socrates had sex with boys, you know, we're reading Latin and Greek and

so... Yeah. They're like, it's posh. You know who just did something Greek style Jay-Z y'all hear about him I think he's guilty did you read it yeah it was a young boy that's what he did the statement is the statement I was like that's that's that's a load of baloney and then I read the statement I'm like what's wrong I mean maybe can you like did you read his statement too? I have no idea what he said. So Jay-Z has been accused of a 13 year old

Among you know in line. I think it was with Diddy. Yeah him and Diddy had sex with a 13 year old sometime in 2002 at the VMAs Yeah, and he made he did a whole statements like I'm being extorted. This is wrong what they're doing to me a 13 year old boy Yeah, I think allegedly don't sue me Jay-z, please but from he released like a screenshot statement and one is like you would assume that Jay-z and Beyonce have like just like a Thousand like a boardroom of evil. Yeah but they also have they also have like PR firms They're like if you do it as a notes app screenshot people think it's from you

Yeah, but it has it adds authenticity way He writes it cuz Kanye would do that and then people are like why is Kanye doing that and then people are like well He's a genius. He is the only one that's about everything all the time and so he's like I'm gonna just do about everything all the time and so he's like I'm gonna just do notes app shit yeah fucking and it's my we don't even know what app he used but I think it read like he was using voice to text yeah it was in the tone and style of like a jay-z verse well he's yeah but there it is it's a little bit like it's um there's something so off with the way he writes that thing yeah it's in iambic pentameter if you read it the whole thing is a yeah it's a sonnet yeah

shall I compare these to a summer's day oh 13 year old boy no it's he's mad at this lawyer that he says is a fake lawyer and then but when he says one red penny in the first he's like you will not get one red scent out of me, I'm like, oh, this is a little bit like. It's very jar. It's weird, it's so weird, yeah. It doesn't need to. And I don't understand with the amount of like, suits around them that that would have been a thing

that got out, it's bizarre to me, but. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, Drake literally by being into, I don't know, you know, barely legals is potentially the last heterosexual rapper I think at this point I think so he's the only one that doesn't have any type of a boy bud allegations how you think about it yeah it's just him and Millie Bobby Brown no one gives him credit did you keep up with the Drake and Kendrick beef is that Nick was on the story. I saw a little

bit of it. I don't think you can... doesn't that sort of break the rules of rap beef to sue somebody? Yeah, I think so. First of all, the whole idea of rap beef is fake. It's like a mutual promotion campaign. Right? Yeah, Kendrick put out an album that wasn't that good called Mr. Morale, and he did so bad on that album, Kodak Black did better on one verse, he did the entire album. Then he started beefing with Drake.

Now do you know this because you like this stuff or because you're black? Both. Oh, okay. Yeah, both of us, yes Yes. Once church ends they do tell us all of this. So like here's all the things you black people need to know for the week and then yeah. That would be cool. That would be a nice like app to have on your iPad. Yeah the black app. Yeah. It's like just so we're all on the same page here we're still going Kamala everyone you know. I don't that that that's I've followed the black news too I think there's Black Twitter um I am black

I'm thinking on black Twitter No, I think a lot on blue sky I some of them, but I think it's the only I don't know Mm-hmm. I don't really know who's on blue sky. I think it's just like a Mueller report people. Yeah. Yeah, just like a political thing Yeah, it's all the mule and they call it the good place Like the NBC sitcom. Yeah, you know which was it was supposed to be heaven, but it's actually hell I think that's the twist of that show. Yeah blue skies hell I think about your tweet all the time where you said a girl does some sociopathic shit Yeah, I was in a tough tough spot. I was too. That's why I related to it

That happened to you too The homosexuals corrupted it wasn't the homosexuals though. It wasn't it was just just her general disposition speaking of I saw I saw wicked last night And I was like this is crazy Did you know that the guy that wrote the musical that the movie is based on Apparently that guy's gay Did you know that I could assume dude every rapper is gay But no, it's a did you like it, Wicked? Yeah, I thought it was good until I found that out.

Yeah. You just can't support that lifestyle. Well, I mean, it's a little too much. It's just like, yeah, just keep it in. We already have representation in the movie. I didn't know that the guy that wrote the thing is like. Oh, so good. Yeah, I thought it was like a guy from, just like an electrician

from Wisconsin or something. Yeah, it's the straight-A's guy in the room. Yeah, why don't I do, it's going to be like a musical about from Wisconsin or something. Yeah, it's straight out of the sky in the room. Yeah, why don't I do, you know, it's gonna be like a musical about the Wizard of Oz, but it's, you know, it's like, oh geez, what if it was, you know, the bad guys actually good. It's like, Philip, that'll never work. Yeah. Get out of here.

I thought that's who it was. Yeah. I didn't realize it was... Tim Walz is writing. Yeah, I didn't realize it. Well, Tim Walz apparently. He is, yeah. I don't know if you've heard the Indigo girls accusations. Every rapper is good. No, I didn't realize it. Well Tim Walls apparently Girls Accusations knows Tim Walls also gave that was like the

year old boys claim oppo research on Tim Walls is that he took a He took a 14 year old exchange student to an Indigo girls concert in 1995 and sucked them off Yeah student to an Indigo Girls concert in 1995 and sucked them off. Yeah. There was a guy on Twitter named like Dr. Black Insurrectionist or something like that. Perfect. Yeah, that was like, he was like, I have the documents here, this is real, and then and then he just disappeared. Yeah. Yeah. took him out smoked him Sometimes when I hear shit like that and it's so intense and I feel like that's real Yeah, I mean it's like I barely know Tim waltz, you know, so if you told me that he was a pedophile I just met this guy

Two weeks ago. Yeah, I don't really have an opinion about him. So it'd be like, okay, he's a pedophile I'm still getting to know the guy You're not like shattering know about you're not shattering my world. okay, he's a pedophile. I'm still getting to know the guy. You know what I mean? You're not like shattering. What else do we know about him? You're not shattering my world. Yeah, it's this identity crap. It really ruins the way you get to know someone. I don't need to know how he likes to fuck, okay?

Well, that's not what I'm saying. You're not let down because you don't really know him. I don't know the fucking guy at all. He could just be, I don't know, fucking, I don't know. No one would believe me. I'm not under the impression that pedophiles don't exist Who's a who if they got pedophile allegations, would you be the most? Shocked. Yeah, dr

Dr. What's a why believe my asking me? Yeah Weird Al I think I would be disappointed. I'm pretty disappointed, but it would be like, okay We just look at the guy. I know more would be a good. But it would be like, oh, OK. We'll just look at the guy. Dr. Moore would be a good one. Yeah. A white one or a black one? This is too much pedophile, guys.

Watching Wicked, though, I did think it would be a lot of fun to do a move, just a trailer for a movie, maybe, and try to make it look real. And you put it on the internet, and it's like a bunch of burly you know, kind of like burly, like sort of 80s, you know, those like 80s Viking style, like bodybuilders like, like ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, like that style guy, you know, they don't really make them anymore.

Like, like, what's his name from Venture Brothers? Brock Sampson from, so those guys, and they're all looking over scripts, right? And they're like, you know, they're like reading lines and sort of like, kind of a Latinat style, you know, like it's like, they're all auditioning for some sort of ancient Greece thing. And you go down the line and then we see like a very fat black lady who has, but she has like long blonde hair, right?

And she's also reading the lines and she feels kind of out of place, right? And then's also reading the lines and she feels kinda out of place, right? And then she goes into the audition and initially she's sort of fucking it up but then she loses her temper and then says something and does it with all this passion and they're like, that was fucking great. And they were like, I think we found our Hercules.

And then they're like, what's her name again? And she goes, Kevin Sorbo. And it's the Kevin Sorbo biopic. Starring a big fat black lady. As Kevin Sorbo. And then we see like scenes from Kevin Sorbo's life. And then you put it on Twitter and be like the Kevin Sorbo movie.

And I hope that it gets back to him and he thinks that it's real. And then he's like, I did not authorize this You know, he's like I can't I'm a white guy. I'm not it's so good. Yeah doing like a I Think that would be fun Steve Jobs documentary and just letting Steve Jobs didn't have a problem if you did it to Kevin Sorbo Blow his mind you get so mad. It would be worth the lawsuits. Yeah. A good troll is always worth it, I think, but that's fucking perfect.

In fact, because he's a public figure, I don't think, do you need his permission to make a movie about his life? You know, I don't do that kind of law, so I wish I knew. I think, yeah, I think it's legal. Yeah, yeah, it's parody. Even then, again, worth the lawsuit. Worth the lawsuit, for sure. You don't want to sue about this movie, that's objectively funny. again worth the lawsuit worth the lawsuit for sure. Yeah, you're gonna sue about this movie

That's objectively funny and make it a great movie Yeah, make it do it right it right do it in a way where it's not disparaging It shows like his how he triumphed over adversity because he was this like California pretty boy going up against like who thought that would be? Hercules yeah, you know what I mean? It should have been and don't ever make it where it's like, oh, this is a fat black lady. She's playing Yeah, you don't even playing in a fat young man from yeah from California folks I want to get back to this but I want to talk about how the holidays are a marathon of gatherings with your family and loved Ones and how easy it is to forget to take care of yourself in the rush

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Tafs at liquid IV Dot-com thanks a lot guys, and we're back. What are we talking about back? I'm talking about Jeff Goldblum and lifetime fitness. Yeah, yeah and wicked Man, I gotta see it dude. How'd you feel about a Ariana Grande? What do you mean? Do you do you think she's like I thought the movie was good. Bowen Yang is great in it Yeah, he's so funny man. I'm really I have no exposure to him outside of SNL, which is a terrible show Yeah, I of SNL, which is a terrible show. I love SNL, that's my most boomer thing. My impression of Bowen on SNL is that anytime anything happens, they bring him on weekend update

as the object from the thing. You know, be like, oh, somebody found a coffee cup in Joe Biden's house, and Colin Josephs is like, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the coffee cup. And then Bowen's like, oh oh I've had a bad day. You know and it's just okay it's the thing but it's gay. It's good every time, it gets me every time. I fucking love SNL.

I'm like a big SNL defender. He's better, he's tremendous respect for. He's better as a mean girl at Shiz University I would say than any of the SNL sketches. He's doing what now? He's a mean girl at Shiz University That's where that's the wizarding school that they go Really that's their Hogwarts. Yeah, but then they don't actually learn any of that shit

I think it's just it's just a regular school. Oh, they have like math and English They're taking history classes and math and that kind of shit And they don't really learn any magic and then because their magic isn't real the Wicked witch is the only one that actually has magic. They're just there learning critical race an older Chinese lady And I couldn't figure out if that was like bones mom or what like in the I don't think they have any relation But it took me to tune hours and 45 minutes to realize that my sister told me over Thanksgiving The wicked is actually based on a like a like a sex Thanksgiving that Wicked is actually based on a like a like a sex like a sexual reimagining of Wizard of Oz yeah and in the book that they based the

musical on the the wicked witch has a purple pussy it's mentioned that our pussy is purple. The book's also written by a gay guy. No no that's written by a Union man I think the I think the I think the musical gated up a bit. That's written by a union man. I think the musical gated up a bit. That's in the Wiz, I think. The purple pussy. Yeah, the black Oz. What, by default? Yeah.

And Jeff Goldblum's in that one as well. Yeah, yeah. Diana Ross. You know me, I love the brothers. Can't get enough of them. They've got style, they've got rhythm. What more could you want? Michael, why don't you come over here I can't get enough of that. They've got style, they've got rhythm. What more could you want?

Michael, why don't you come over here and do that little spin around thing on my dick? He's walking forwards, backwards, forwards, backwards. Which way is he going? You were telling me before the show that he was falsely accused, Michael Jackson? Yeah, yeah, definitely saying that. I think he might be the only one that was actually it was like can I have some of your yeti dude I'm so thirsty we have no water did you have you gotten water made any effort to get water in the last year damn it no I've been carrying the

water from Home Depot you've never done a single water run I like it when a kind of like a fit UPS guy with like short brown shorts comes and brings it in the big and I'm in a No, no, I'm like, I wasn't expecting It wasn't Daniel Penny, let's say a Chun Li style Asian woman Which is the fucking strongest legs go stop hearing and then she's like this gets him she's a wrap some up no more you do you think the reaction would have been different if it was Chun-Li I think she would have been getting kind of the Luigi treatment maybe the fucking outfit from

Street so Michael Jackson I think would have been the most New York shit to ever have that we really was a crime to make that character Chun Li Yeah, the kind of like excessively horny. I know I mean that's just I would Demonically horny I would die tomorrow for one. Well also nobody really looks like that. Yeah Someone really go in the booth. They went crazy with it. They were just like I think that's what caused the the population Crisis in Asia was Chun Li. Why is that? Because they were like look how thick this bitch is and I can only jack off the drawings I Can't fuck a regular Chinese

Patrice O'Neill is that a Chinese girls asses look like CD cases It's a classic bit It's perfect rest in peace Patrice O'Neill yeah strangled to death on the F train yeah By a woman by lady Jesus it wouldn't be cool if Jordan Ely was a was a Pat'Neill impersonator. Beloved Patrice O'Neill impersonator. Jesus. And a fedora. He was just talking about Patrice O'Neill.

He's like, why the fuck are you holding your bitch's purse? Just lecturing. He's doing crowd work on the L train. Yeah, right. He's like, no, it's Elephant in the Room. It's so good. Oh, man. He's... No, I have to in the room. It's so good. Oh man. Say what you're gonna say. So yeah, the big news story this week is this Luigi character.

Yeah. Pretty hot. He's unreal. I think the girls are right about that. Like, you know, sometimes I feel like girls hype up a guy, but I saw him and I was alright. I get it. I get the lust. I do I think you look better with the mask on yeah Yeah, I think he looks kind of like a buster. I guess yeah, yeah, yeah, I got buffed Timothy Chalamet I don't think he's an attractive guy at all in fact. It was better when he was a mystery mm-hmm Just the idea of him. I've already moved on I don't really care

Yeah, you got a kill you got a, look, I'm a consumer of podcasts. Great, yes, you killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO. That was Wednesday. Yeah. What about now? What have you done for me lately? Nothing. Because you did the one thing the first time.

Now you owe me. And you've done nothing. Exactly. Since the last time. It would be so funny if he, the funniest outcome is if he posted bail and then shot the CEO of McDonald's I think that's the only He kills RFK that'd be great

It's weird that like everyone's in love with this Luigi feller but like this that Elizabeth Warren looking nerd try to kill Trump and Everyone forgot the next day. Yeah. When an ugly nerd tries it America forgets. He missed three times. He missed a bunch and then he killed a different guy and then he got shot in the face. What a mess. What an absolute mess. I love watching the videos of him climbing that thing so unathletically and they're like he's got a gun and like it's fine. Just let him do it Yeah, I don't know how you miss Trump. He's got such a wide body. He's built like a piano. He's a nerd

Chris Kyle He's not Luigi No, yeah, that was it was it was very satisfying when it was not like a kind of queer space communist Like Twitter was predicting that it was just this guy's completely his his political compass is just completely all over the place in a very satisfying way. Like oh he liked Joe Rogan and then he also hated healthcare companies like he sounds like a normal person. Yeah yeah. So like any white guy that I could find. He was bisexual. Was he? I mean. That's crazy. I hope so.

At least I hope so. That's pretty sick. No, but it's like, when you've had back problems, Nick, from the gym, have you considered like planning an execution? Well, no, because I didn't need surgery or anything. Yeah, but you think if it got that bad, you'd kill a man that deserved it? No.

When I met Nick, my back was so fucked up. I was on perks the deserved it. No. When I met Nick my back was so fucked up I was on perks the entire weekend. Nice. Houston style. Yeah. When he left I was like I bet that guy thinks I'm an addict I mean he has to hate my guts. Oh I had no idea you were on. I was like wow this guy's so friendly. This guy's awesome. I literally I couldn't walk on Thursday and I'm like I'm not canceling the show. I'm like crawling there and they loaded me up. I was high as shit the entire weekend. But if my back felt the way that it felt on Thursday for like six months, there's no telling the list of people.

I'd have a manifesto. And you recorded March Madness that weekend. Yeah. Yeah. I, one weekend I went to the, in Providence with Caleb and he'd hurt his neck at the gym the day before and he was in a neck brace the whole weekend and he was crushing. I mean like just like how can you not laugh at a guy in a neck brace?

It is very, it looks like he's doing a slip and fall like insurance fraud. Yeah. He just had a great weekend. He had five great sets. Just like. What Caleb is this? My, my, our buddy that lives in New York. Yeah. I don't think I could kill a C. great creamer looking thing to come out of. He had five or eight cents. Just like, yeah. What Caleb is this?

My, our buddy in the New York Canopies. Yeah, I don't think I could kill a C. The fantasies I even have in my head is they come to a party and I'm like, you're not welcome here. That's like, that's as much, cause I can even really muster at this point. There's four guys looking at their phones on the couch.

I own a coffee shop and they're like, we're not serving this man. Not at my counters. Yeah, you have to go to a different diner. Rubbing the bar down. Burn the menus. We don't use that. Yeah. Okay. Guys, it's holiday time, right? Yeah yeah, you get gifts for for the Christmas absolutely All your loved ones. Yeah, if you have any last-minute gifts may I suggest or a frames last minute We still got fucking two weeks last minute for me, dude. I buy my gifts in July

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That would be a good one to put in. She's literally like this. That's the one only me and my dad can laugh at in private. We're like, come on, you want to see? It's perfect. It is funny they bring you something to read. Yeah. It's like, I think you should take a look at this. Yeah, right.

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It's some shit on your phone. Then it's a file. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean All people technology. Yeah, I love it. They love this this kind of stuff. It's good. They do they really do love it Have you ever like gone through your parents? Can't camera roll and they're notice roll and there's no desire to And they won't delete his phone yeah, it's just like he's like turn this thing off and he keeps like Always wonder what's gonna what technology is gonna be that way when we get older like What's gonna be our thing that our kids are gonna make fun of us for doing? Because some of my parents can't do the computer at all.

They just can't do it. So what's gonna happen? Is it gonna be like AI? You're gonna call your son and be like. I'm already like that. I have to send, I'll go do a weekend and then I have to send the expenses to the business manager. You just can't?

Well, I do it, but I print out the receipts and then I do it with a desk calculator. Jesus. With a green bill phone. Well, I do it but I like print out the receipts and then I do it with a desk calculator The green bill for we have cuz it's just I can't like I don't want to make a spreadsheet and do all this shit I'll write the numbers down and I'll Tabulate it. Yeah, right exactly Yeah, I gotta call my like call my adult son about how to fuck my Chun-Li style sex Hey and noticed didn't get the invite for Christmas this year Like that, can you please stop us? It's your father

Anime boy, so I got my dick out and what's where do I press? Where do I press do I restart? Where's the start button? How do I get to the menu? Sometimes I like ignoring my mom's calls because I know she'll leave me a voicemail and it's very disjointed. She's just stream of consciousness for two minutes. Just like, oh, see you didn't answer while I'm driving, right? She has the conversation anyways if I've answered the phone and it's great. And so I get to listen to That it's kind of cute very wholesome. Mm-hmm. Yeah, a nice whole lady. Do you like your mom better than your dad? I like them both equally. They're great. Come on. Don't be so fluid your Politician did no, they're good. Everyone likes one more. No, they're all good. I think they're they're both equal, you know, really?

Yeah, they balance each other really well. I'm probably some kind of platform What's that do that? You know that younger people understand? Yeah. Yeah, I don't really understand TikTok. Snapchat was sort of the cutoff for me. Yeah. I think, I think if you're over 30 and you have a Snapchat, you should be put on a list. Well, it's just for pedophiles. Yeah. It's pedophile style. When girls are like, can I send you something on snap? I'm like, what do I look like? Drake or whatever? It's over. I don't have a snap. Just suck my dick. Please do this on iMessage like an adult. Can we not? I don't have a snap just suck my dick, please Do this on iMessage like an adult. Can we not I don't want to talk I was on for five minutes before I got banned Yeah, what'd you say? Yeah, they take the audio off your videos, which is very very very so now you're just like ranting to a front-facing selfie

yeah, it's just me like being like So now you're just like ranting to a front-facing selfie. Yeah, it's just me like being like Then I'll say something that's where you know, the racist part is yeah But there's no audio no every time I make a tick-tock, I'm like, I can't believe I have to do this. Mm-hmm It's that no My agent yelled at me wants to say he's like you want to take your career So you want to be a man? You got to start taking take talks seriously. It's crazy. I was like I should have gone I should it's so annoying that stand-up is the only thing that you can't get famous at by doing it anymore Like I feel like you just can't just write. Oh you he wrote really good jokes and now he's like a very popular

No, if it's the only thing I think that's probably everything is it? Yeah I feel like if you're an actor like they're not only thing. I think that's probably everything. Is it? Yeah. I feel like if you're an actor, like they're not making actors like make a link on TikTok or whatever. That's probably the only thing where that still exists is like the traditional entertainment industry route. Yeah.

Yeah, but then everything else, yeah, you have to be a fucking influencer or something. I mean, it'd be crazy if like you win the voice, like you have this amazing voice, you're like, great, let's see your tight five now and they just make them do standup.. It's just not it's ridiculous, but Everyone's making content. Yeah, but stand-up sucks. It's really not good. Yeah It really is it's like, you know, there's money in it right now, but it's because people want to see the guy from the internet

Yeah, you know, yeah, it's like buying merch. Yeah, it's like something you could like actually see for I love opening for tick-tock guys He's a sold-out crowd and they don't want to see you at all Yeah And they just want to see the tick-tock guy do his five minutes of crowd work Mm-hmm, and then they do a meet-and-greet and he's making 70 times what you're making that night because he sold it out. Yeah, and they charge for the meet-and-greet also Yeah, like a lot of them they They don't have an hour of material They'll do 20 minutes of material then they'll have like a Q&A who comes to those shows girls girls mostly Wow

unreal yeah, I had a lot of lone wolves in mine yeah Take it for one Girls I can't imagine yeah, I think I went for you And I don't think I saw a woman a single woman in the crowd that didn't Have a there's a decent amount of black people at in Atlanta Atlanta. We were in Atlanta I know well yeah, but there was like over the weekend. Maybe five or six black guys at your show. Yeah. Oh my god Yeah, Nick. It was just my family Yeah, there was you. It was Daniel.

The opener is there's a security guy. There's a portrait of the back of the mayor. There was I thought that, you know, there's another one. I thought it was just a coat. Yeah, it was dark.

Yeah, a coat hanging on a rest. Just the silhouette of a person. I was like, oh, is that always the Bob Yeah, yeah There's a I don't know probably an Asian guy that says the n-word Did you think that the women that did that Golden Girls podcast are like, oh, there are no hot dudes in the head Yeah, they had cuz it was it was girls and gays and I've no gays though minimal gays a lot of girls and all Gilmore girls people

they were definitely judging the fuck out of us were they they had to be no context it didn't matter I think they just saw men and they were like no I'm not about it yeah who are these people the first night we were in Atlanta don't tell him okay he doesn't need to know. He doesn't need to know about yeah, you had to be there, man. I'm sorry Sound fun. Yeah, they walked up there like I think that's fucking Adam Freeland's friend. Yeah That's why they're angry at us Those guys associate with that. Oh, they're mad at me. I'm always getting in trouble There was a game whisper Jewish that's so polite

Gilmore Girls podcast live show in the other room at helium Okay, hold me the name and I forgot it immediately and I googled What's the name of the Gilmore Girls podcast and the article that came up was top 25? Gilmore Girls podcast Jesus the article that came up was top 25 Gilmore Girls podcasts. Jesus Christ. They're 26, honorable mentions. Yeah, I had no idea that there's so many. They're still playing small room Atlanta helium?

Shout out to them, dude. Which means that the number one Gilmore Girls podcast has to be making like $80 million a year. Yeah, they're doing the Sphere in Vegas. Yeah. Gotta be. But, duh, there was a thousand of them and then Nick left me with a girl I got cornered. I was trying to escape. Don't blink. I'm just kidding. What do you mean left you with a girl? It sounds like you wing manned your ass.

What am I supposed to do? Go out and be like ma'am you're fat. Oh you left it? Ma'am? What's Atlanta? Oh man, it was all. It was that first night was really funny though. Yeah, just so many of them They stayed there for hours. Yeah. Yeah, and they had multiple birthday cakes That I've never seen that in my life never had somebody's birthday and they get several cakes Yeah, I had ice cream cake. They offered us cake. It's not enough to have one birthday cake There was a leftover full cake. Yeah, that girl walked away. She's like, I think I'm gonna grab some cake He was like, this is your third slice. I'm not judging but I'm just saying can't say that Say that but she's like, I think I just want another piece of cake. I was like do it

I don't know why you're checking it with me. Don't yeah, it was like so many cakes. I'm being bad Yeah, but that's on you for counting a lady's slice. I didn't count her cake She said I wanted another one and she she brought it out like I was I'm kind of like Jason Bourne. Yeah If there's a big girl, yeah eating some anywhere around she brought him like I'm like she's had nine far side the room 325 pounds I'm like she said nine far side of the room three hundred twenty five pounds half slices. She said that half of that blue I can't remember my name. She came back with cake like a rapper counting money. It was just like banded on her arms She's like I don't know if did you want some I was like don't rope me into this

I don't want your cake. She doesn't flirt. That's an Atlanta style flirt. That is an Atlanta flirt. She's bringing me sweets I went to Atlanta for a wedding a couple months ago I went to or I went to Magic City a wedding a couple months ago and I went to, or yeah, I went to Magic City and How was it? There were, yeah, everyone was eating cake, dude. It was crazy. It's just Magic, just Adam getting the most aggressive lab dance in the world. It was breaking his pelvis. He's a big time strip club guy.

I looked at my friend and I said, this is everything we've ever dreamed. It's from the song. ever dreamed. It's from the song. That club's not actually in Atlanta. It's like where is it? Stone Mountain? Like an hour north. Did you guys go to the Confederate Mount Rushmore while you were there? No. See the laser light show? No we got to see just regular authentic racism though. That was pretty cool. What? Nick said did something to you? Nick said something to you? No, no. No, no, I think I went to a museum and then we went to Me we didn't really hang out. Yeah. I don't yeah, I didn't do shit. I see it He was using his uh

What he called Apple vision Pro I was I spent the entire time in the hotel room doing almost nothing I think I went to the lobby and I got like nine doing almost nothing. I think I went to the lobby and I got like nine black teas which was nice. The Aloft has black tea instead of coffee. Well they have coffee also but they had black tea that was big for me and then I read about Syria on my phone. Yeah yeah you were mourning Assad. Well I get off the stage on Saturday and I go to shake Nick's hand he goes Asad just got murdered and then he walks away and goes he's done he didn't get murdered.

I thought he got murdered. I haven't seen any evidence that he's alive. They said oh he arrived in Russia but we haven't seen anything from the guy we haven't you know. I don't know anything. He needs to get on TikTok. In Syria all I know is there's Kurdish people and then there's serious Syrians, serious people. Yeah, they're serious as. The other Syrian people. I wrote an article like 11 years ago, as that mommy blogger wrote,

it's like the media is seriously just calling these people Kurds. And just being outraged that there's no, that that's not against the style guide rules That you're that in an actual article. You're just referring to them as Kurds That's so what if you're racist to Kurds, what do you call them? I mean that's already that's already a really good slur Yeah, I know it's like oh, yeah, that's got all the I hate these fucking Kurd Kurdish Yeah, I guess sounds pretty good. Oh guys kind of similar to that

What are you talking about Jews already like it's kind of a slur name. Mm-hmm These fucking Jews. I mean that sounds great. It sounds I think it sounds good. Yeah, it sounds good. It sounds like juice Yeah, that's what I mean. It was you can't you can come up with something. Oh guys, my interview with Destiny is out now on our channel if you haven't seen it. It's a thrilling conversation that we had. Are you the one that's? And more to come. I know that, it was not my penis.

You're gonna say that? That's what I was gonna say. I didn't know if you were the one who was having gay sex with this. Clearly an uncircumcised penis. More to come. I didn't know. Hassan, Piker also in the mix, don't you?

We also have the Hassan Piker episode months ago, which is still at our editors house We won't pick up the phone literally. I'm not even making up an excuse Stephen has not picked up Which one is a son piker? Is that the? sexy Socialist streamer, okay. Yeah, okay three. Yeah. Yeah, I only know I'd be honest with you I've been listening to chop out trap house for years I don't know which one is Virgil don't know which one is will Virgil is the Chinese one Yeah, Virgil Chinese kind of started this okay

That's why the comments saying on that cuz it just just came out five minutes ago the comments positive What are they saying? Really Wow who's amazing This is the best interview that I've ever seen. Really? Wow. Who said that? Amazing. Budfucker3692.

Budfucker, thank you for your comment. Now I'm gonna look at it and it's gonna be like. Shout out, shout out to the chat. Adam actually makes Destiny and you look nice. I like that. No. Should y'all put, are y'all gonna get Ben Shapiro on the pod?

I would love to. Yeah. I mean I saw him this weekend at synagogue. I opened for some black conservatives who now do standup, the hodge-twins Yeah, that's crazy cuz sold out crowd Destiny I went to his a channel yesterday his number one video is with that black pastor Who's like I hate black people have you seen that guy? Oh?

I don't he's like a New York guy, too. No he's like No, he's like from the south or something, But or is he I've seen this guy right mark His channel yeah, I'm gonna look right now. Yeah, his number one video is with uh, oh Yeah, that guy Jesse Lee Peterson, you know this guy who's like he's like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like black people He's like a black conservative. He no, no, but he's just like a he hates black Yeah him Charleston white, but he looks like but like I guess I was someone told me who was it It was maybe Sam Hyde said this when I was in Providence But he looks like he's in like, you know know like they have those like super hyper realistic like doesn't look black

He looks like yeah It looks kind of like someone it looks like that guy on his Twitter who makes people black and Chinese like he looks like Oh, yeah, like those makeup. That's exactly looks like he's like this is what you look like if you were black and he's like I'll just stay black. Yeah, I look at this guy's face. That's not how black people are supposed to look oh Yeah, yeah, it's not normal yeah yeah he looks like yeah it looks like the six flags guy but is painted black it looks like the death that that that that without like he looks like when they painted his skin they didn't have brown and they were like we just got it through his whole thing is

just like if it is a white guy saying like black people are the worst it's just the law he's tricked all these Bit yeah Somebody forgets to switch accounts That's always the best. I guess uh, I guess people like it Oh, it's good It's like adam interviewing himself. I don't know about that. Yeah, i'm much better. Is this is destiny like really small? Yeah, he's he's shorter than me, but most people are Finally a black person on the show. That's funny. Huh? So when destiny was sucking your cock how tell us how that felt I come on dude, right

We're not gonna gay bash this guy the thing is is like a lot of like the bash this guy the thing is is like a lot of like the Socialist people that don't like him or like they're gay basher going gay bash. That's like it's come on. That's kind of dumb Do you know there's a rapper? He's one my favorite rappers his name is Isaiah Rashad and He got caught he's gay. Yeah. Yeah, he got caught with two white guys suck his dick and then he played it off So smooth he was just like sometimes you got to get off. And I was like, that's real. Yeah. That's really real. That's what Destiny kind of alphaed it.

Yeah, he did. He came out, he was like, yeah, you gotta just laugh at the memes. Yeah, he's like, all right, so I got hit. Are you getting hit? Exactly. I think it was my influence, cause we had this debate,

or I would say showdown debate, where I kind of, I trounced him, you'll see it in the episode, but we had it two days before it leaked, and I think probably I had inspired that kind of alpha style response just by from our discourse He felt your raw masculinity Reality the interesting thing was that I asked him about like because he did that stream where he looked for eight hours he detailed the like miss the truth like the

stream where he for eight hours he detailed the like miss the truth like the the like fake news about his divorce and I said like why do you do like like why do you have to explain it to the people that like your politics debates and he's like that's the nature of streaming and I was like I think it kind of maybe yeah kind of maybe it's like makes you answerable destiny the guy who like his wife got fucked by in a polyamory thing Oh, she left him for her boyfriend. Oh, okay. Okay. I only know about this stuff like tangentially like you could tell me Whatever and I believe it. Yeah, you know like I I feel like finding success on YouTube is a guaranteed recipe for your Marriage being destroyed has to be yeah, it's like it's like, it's not a normal level of- YouTube has a 100% kill rate for marriages.

It's not a normal level of like being famous. You're not like Timothy Chalamet or whatever. You make a lot of Timothy Chalamet references. I wanna fuck Timothy Chalamet. He's just like every- Zoom in, zoom in. No, just kidding. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking McDonald's. I'm sitting there, I'm eating a burger.

I'm like, this reminds me of Timothy Chalamet. Why just- I know, I get that feeling. He's good at acting, this burger reminds me. I get that feeling,inds me of timothy chalamet Who's the other famous guy right now James butler is that isn't awesome Yeah, you got James Bond you got Timothy chalamet, I don't know celebrities I don't destiny and then Timothy chalamet Yeah, it's a very ghetto name. It's a Timothy shit. Well, yeah if it was like their apostrophe between the two. Instead of the accent agrava. It's like Megan B, Stallion, Timothy Chalamet. They're the same names. Same ass.

Yeah same ass. It would be funny if he had a giant ass. Thick ass dude. Yeah he He weighs 80 pounds otherwise, but he's got just a dumper on him. Just a dumper on a BBL. You know she got paid five million dollars by Kamala to do one song at the Atlanta rally. That's crazy. When my dad found that out, because he gave like $25, he feels like he's like top benefactor of the campaign. He's like, they were paying the celebrities I was

like yeah of course they were that is like he's like no no now he's mad now he's they paid all that money people were really mad about it I was like it's just a little bit of ass mm-hmm like come on people what do you mean the money or just well before anyone knew about the money I knew a lot of people upset that Megan the stallion was twerking on stage or whatever oh I didn't think she was throwing that much ass. I thought I didn't even see that. I don't yeah I watched it and see people were that were three hours on loop. Yeah But I only saw people were mad that Beyonce didn't do a song Yeah, I was mad about that. Yeah, cuz that I mean if you're paying Beyonce

I don't want to I like Beyonce a lot, but I want to hear her do the Beyonce thing Uh-huh. She's a great artist. Yeah, hopefully she does it at the trial for You think when he threw up that little hand like the the rock he's like It's like the the whole the whole from Porky's Where did that come from I don't remember This is what a pussy looks like I'm like it doesn't look like that at all I But I mean in fourth grade I believe but yeah, yeah, yeah I Think it does look like a pussy. I don't think so. I think I kind of I don't know what you've seen

But that's very scary if you think I've seen a lot of don't yeah, maybe one of these new ones They got you know that women gay guys There's a term for gay guys that got C sections that have just never touch platinum star platinum star Yeah, I'm star. Yeah. Yeah, it's disgusting. Yeah, I hope it's extra Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's disgusting. Yeah, yeah Just kidding dude, I think Platinum Star should be reserved for the guy that wrote Wicked the musical yeah And then they have to have some other thing. Yeah, you know, I mean he's king of the gays I think that's yeah writing the wicked musical. Mm-hmm, like imagine setting out and be like look I'm gay

I'm out of the closet. But what if I did the gayest thing? What if I set out to be the Neil Armstrong that's so funny, you know He's in a 60-day game be like we can take it to new I consider myself the gayest man of all time This is one delicate step for a man I was trying to think of a one term where you jump up and spin. What is that called? Pirouette. Yeah one giant pirouette for It's dope How do you uh have you seen wicked was great by the way, I want to see you now nobody asked me But it was great. I want to see it dude. It sounds cool

I was I bought the ticket and then I saw afterwards it was two hours and 40 minutes And I'm like this is fucking you have no respect for people's time and if we buy this is fucking insane Not only did it fly by you get the hour the end of two hours and 40 minutes and it says to be continued Yeah, but I didn't feel bored in any point yeah, what is your favorite song from it? That's the funny thing I Don't recall a single song I walked out of the theater and my head's just filled with like glee Well like like like royalty free Musical die. You can do the best that you can do that's not one of the songs in the movie I'm genuinely happy watching this. I love this

I don't know if I felt genuinely happy, but it was like, you know, I mean great experience Yeah, engrossing it was a like, you know, great experience. Yeah engrossing it was Going to see the film adaptation of a Wizard of Oz musical. Yeah, it didn't disappoint me That's great. I still haven't seen it now I really want to go see it cuz you've talked about it like the whole pot and that's what podcasting is Nothing fucking else has happened in my life What I sit here and be like, oh, I thought I was done wiping the other day but I wasn't. Yeah, you gotta keep going.

Yeah, that's the only other thing that's happened. Brown brown brown brown red, then you stop. No, but what if you have beets, dude? What about them? You know that goes away if you eat beets regularly. Really? That's people that go, oh well beets, you know, they turn your pee and your shit red. Like yeah, if you're new, think you're eating them all the time

It goes back to normal to get a little beet powder every morning. Yeah, keep your rock hard brother Throughout the day you say hard all day all day. You should be hard all day A lot of people say you have a morning wood. You should have a daytime wood Yeah, I heard right under my boxers condom on hard call that a red star gay. Yeah They call it a chocolate starfish gay they call it a chocolate starfish hot dog flavored water hard star hard star yeah hard star gay mm-hmm it is very funny watching movies you know a musical adaptation because you have 500 people on the screen at all times and then you just look in the background and see somebody that's like I'm in the wicked music

Fucking crush their fucking wicked musical movie look at me now Yeah, they're really there being an extra in that movie made a gay guys day Oh, I'm sure life. Yeah, well not even you can tell some of them They're like probably mean to their friends about it, but they didn't deserve it. You know they all see him in it. They're like fuck fuck this fucking guy, dude Take it this piece of shit You know just a smug. What was your favorite scene from the from wicked you think I probably and when she gets the broom and flies away That's pretty cool. Yeah, how did she get that? How did she earn the broom and the broom kind of just comes to her she just does this

thing yeah she doesn't they're they're running away because they've sick the guards the monkey guards after they're called African Americans no they're monkeys what is funny the movie is black the movie is obviously it's like you know the wicked bitches a black actress ariana, she's, you know, a WAP. You know, they have a lot of diversity. She was black for a while there. Oh, Ariana Grande? Yeah, she had like kind of a...

Well, you know, you gotta, I mean, I'll be honest with you, putting a dego in the lead role of a movie, that's like, now we've gone a little bit too far. You got this gay guy writing this musical for some sort of WAP. This fucking greasy fucking Italian. I haven't heard that slur in ages. That's amazing. You know, it's like, I understand other races have felt a lot of oppression. An Asian American didn't win an Academy Award until last year or whatever. So you're telling me it had an all black cast.

Now Italians are like, oh, and what about us? Why don't we get a little falcon piece of diversity pie? It's like, no, you missed your chance. You missed your chance to be part of all of this. You had the opportunity for 50 years and you blew it. So if we're excluding anybody, it should be Italian Americans. Oh yeah, yeah.

But you know. If you could make any casting change, would you? Well, here's the thing. The munchkins are not dwarves anymore They're just regular. They have a handicap woman. They've got all different types, but then the money now They swapped it all for people with red hair Because wait, it's random because I was probably a difficult conversation or like look we need munchkins in this But like is it fucked up to have like imagine if the original Wizard of Oz right?

Yeah They had a group of people that were just called the N-words, and it was like white guys in blackface. And then they remade the movie, and they're like, well, we can't change the name. For whatever reason, we still have to keep the name the N-word, so it's still the slur, it's still the munchins.

But we don't want to associate it with them, so we're gonna make people think that means people with red hair. Yeah. Yeah Just swapping a letter not calling them gingers. Yeah, right exactly Yeah, exactly You know, yeah that gingers are like kind of going away in Hollywood right now like they said as like maybe that's what it was representation right now like they said as like maybe that's what it was in as representation I was like like Hollywood there's like 50 people with it like yeah with the with the inclusion like like with Hollywood's push for inclusivity red heads have

like yeah yeah I've always felt like red heads were the black people of white so yeah the Wakanda cuz they got the fattest asses am I right big yeah come I've always felt like redheads were the black people of white people. Mm-hmm. So. Yeah. The Wakandans. Because they got the fattest asses. Am I right, big dog? Come on now. Yeah. Exactly.

Carrot tops. Malcolm X had red hair. He did. They never showed pictures of, that's why he was mad. He was black and white. I was shocked. He was a black ginger. Yeah.

I would have been pissed in Harlem in the fucking 50s. Do you know how bad he got bullied? They were calling him Ronald McDonald. Oh god dude that guy got bullied out the ass By everyone why was he mad? I was like he had red hair in the 50s that would drive me to Islam god damn yeah What's that thing where afghan guys dye their beard red? Yeah? Yeah? What is that they on Fulton's a very like she has had that yeah, really? Yeah, it's with henna they use like henna to like either but in Afghanistan. They do that is that the guy from? System of it now no

Okay, no yeah You're thinking of the guys that are locked up in the Warner Brothers tower. Yeah, oh Yeah, the Animaniac there we go yeah yeah good guys good guys yeah oh boy Pete how you feeling dude I'm exhausted yeah late night you had to come back I yeah I came back at 2 a.m. last night because there was a problem with the sound for the destiny thing but now it's out he put him he got himself he He made the mistake of announcing. It's up. It's a nice it well first of all Man she own story on Monday. I didn't want to lose this event okay in that maelstrom, right?

So I was like let's give it two days, and then we saw yesterday Maelstrom right so I was like let's give it two days and then we saw yesterday no no it was the issue was the penny and man gioni had delayed our episode and it was not my you know it's on the YouTube it takes a while the sounds fucked up you got to take it down you got to put it back on yeah wait two days content thank God yeah well yeah we had to wait for because our channel has some sort of like we automatically get checked for content Approval so it usually takes like 24 hours for our job I think it's because when we started the show the very first one I said something about the vaccine

That'll do it. Yeah, they put that flag on there, and then they just I didn't think I said anything critical I think I just said if you say back. Yeah, you say back. Yeah, yeah I think I said anything critical. I think I just said. If you say vaccine. Yeah, you say vaccine. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I gotta, I gotta go to bed or something. I'm fucking dying. Are we good? Guys, it's been a pleasure. How long are you in town for?

I'm in town till Sunday doing a couple spots, hanging out. You hungry? You wanna get food? Yeah, let's go get some food. I was gonna say if you were here on Monday, you could do Funny Moms, but. I leave, I'm sorry. Maybe change your flight. I could, I really wanna change my flight because I don't wanna leave.

No, no, no, I have to leave. Because I have to sell your plane ticket and get like a cool van or something. That's something I have to do. Drive down there and fix it on the way, you know? So you keep, you're restoring it. Be kind of sick. I'll see you on Blue Sky then.

Yeah. I'll see you on Democrat Twitter. Yeah, let's go. Thanks, nice to meet you. Thank y'all for having me, man. Yeah, it's been a pleasure. We'll see you next week, folks. Check out the Destiny interview.

Destiny interview. Oh, and also one more thing. When I leave, I'll be taking my stuff home in this beautiful backpack. That Ridge backpack, baby. Give me another one. No. Was sent to me by Ridge Ridge my good friends at Ridge

My friend Sean at Ridge who Adam does not know he's not on a first-name basis with and Has made no effort to reach out to them say thank you for their support over the years But this thing is I mean, it's I've had a ridge backpack for years, but they've added a shelf system Michael did you hear that they got a shelf system in this thing? Yeah So yeah, there's there's yeah, there's a shelf in here, and it's adjustable So I have it set to a height where my water bottle just sits right in there And it doesn't go too far down into the bag, which I hate because then I'm fucking digging in there, especially on a plane. I fly a lot. This front pocket, the Kindle paper white slides perfectly into it. Can I get the other one that they sent? They did

not send another one. Fuck! I had special, they sent me all the luggage too. It's all the same color No, no, no, no, no, I don't think I don't think you guys are understanding. This is not a paid read This is free stuff that was given to me personally Yeah, thank you guys and check out ridge. It's perfect for holiday stuff and and then there's no promo code or anything But send them an email afterwards saying thank you so much Okay. Goodbye everybody