The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Robert Iler - Episode 60

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

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it's so bizarre to me because like The the show for me is like them. It's like the most important It really is the most important work of art of all time. But I also understand that you've never even fucking seen it. It makes me so mad at you. Honestly, I hate you. Yeah. Have you have you fucking watched it? No, a lot of people.

Why? Come on, bro. But but the thing is wrong. Like, sorry. No, I get it. It's annoying because you're in it or something. That but also it's like my memory of that whole thing of my life is like perfect. Yeah. And I don't want to ruin it by watching it.

I just hate every moment I'm watching myself on TV. I hate it. So it's just like, Yeah, but you're like in it for like, sometimes, sometimes he's just killing people and getting his dick sucked by prosti. You're not going to see AJ there. I know.

You just shave your eyebrows. You go you you almost kill yourself after Blanca leaves you. I remember that. But that where you go to the Puerto Rican parade and you have the flag. And we did that. So we did that on 92nd Street on just like a random afternoon. And you would see people turn the corner and be like, like, not understand that this wasn't the Puerto Rican day parade because because we had like a full they're doing it again yeah

yeah we said one day one day every year we were we brought nightmares to people on the they thought it was a thing now because it's a wild it's a wild event it's this Puerto Rican Day Parade is like yeah it's like people get killed and they have sex on the street yeah it's one of the things I'm like, okay I don't leave my apartment this day. It's in June right is this month When did it happen? To shoot someone in the parade So you got offered $400 to shoot someone for Rockefeller Records He's a little pathological. I repeat. He's a good guy though. Wait wait so

they do it during gay pride. That's funny. That's a nice prank. Also not to that'd be so funny to see the two parades converge on each other. See what happens. Social experiment. Oh man. And not to put a damper on the whole thing but now that James has passed away I think watching like 80 hours of him would just not be. Yeah. Look we. So the reason I came into New York was David. There's a good David Chase who's a creator did a documentary and we went to watch the documentary and even just seeing clips of Jim, like you can't. Then it's like the next 15 minutes of the documentary, I'm like, wait, what happened?

Cause you're just caught up in this whole. There's like a clip I saw recently of Dominic Chien Chinese. He was there. Talking about a He's amazing. Dominic Chinese. Dominic Chinese. By the way, I went to go see see he sings with like a group of old timers great like old Italian standards and stuff and I went with my boys to go to go see uncle June saying yeah

I've seen him many times. He's got a beautiful voice beautiful. Yeah, make you cry. He does well He doesn't in what do you call it in? What's his name's funeral? Jackie jun's funeral. Oh, he sings at his funeral? You really should watch The Sopranos, dude. What the fuck? You know what the, here's another thing. I make a, every time I date a girl

and they haven't seen it, I make them watch The Sopranos. Because I say this is the most important thing. We wouldn't be. No, we can fuck, but I'm not gonna date. We're not gonna, it's not gonna be like, you're not gonna be my parents. Because they have to be on in the background. Yes. It has to be the Johnny cakes episode

Where Vito goes up and he starts a love affair with a firefighter that comes back down tries to rejoin the murder But can we fuck in the bedroom put it on in the living room? So it's like it's on but it's not like right. Okay. Yeah, just the agency Just doggy self is just just a super cut of all of my. That is so AJ. That is so AJ. Me committing suicide. It has to be annoying for you like because you are like you're you're such a three dimensional. Every character is a real person to me. Yeah. If I saw if I saw like fucking imperially walking down the street, I'd be like Chrissy Chrissy are you clean? Yeah, how's everything go? You know, it's very Like real we love we love it. You're a smart guy. So imagine people of it's lesser intelligence who really believe

I've had people ask me like Real questions about things that weren't on the show and I'm like, what are you talking about? Like what? Like, you know, does Tony hit you or like what did you do what did you do what did you do with the money when the kid gave it to you and the shirt you yeah did you really buy a shirt or did you like yeah yeah cuz I would that's the funny thing is this, right? So you have the guys like me, the know-it-all Jewish guys, and we're like, well, actually, it's a meditation on the concept of family. Yeah, yeah.

It's multi-layered. The downfall of America. Yeah, it's a universe that is being phased out in society. It's these cavemen interacting with modern-day society. And then you have to say, yo, it's sick sick but I would watch in college with bros like I was friends with bros and they were like who's getting fucking whack this week that was like how everyone was watching it and I was like being a I believe the term is homo about this in pranos and they're like oh my god like I hope I

hope fucking like Paulie gets whack this this week. That's how people are watching it it was like to see They were tracking the wackings And that's why the the ending you don't even know what the ending is or you do you have you must know what the end? No, I've seen it like played I never watch it But I've seen it played like over and over you know what I mean I was like places I was like went to college inC. but it was all like tri-state area more morons. It was like all Jersey, like Westchester, Long Island, like just mongoloids.

The kids that weren't smart enough to get into like Emory or NYU. They went to my college. Yeah. And I watched the finale with a bunch of bunch of these fellows. And my friend punched a wall. I mean, like people were fucking furious. Really? They were like what the fuck is it? It was like they wasted, you know.

Right. Um, it's the most brilliant genius thing ever. I mean people called their cable. They thought that the cable went out. Yeah, well I also know stories of people who then when their friends were like can you believe that? And they were like, what? You didn't see, and then like,

they described some ending that didn't happen. They lied? Oh, like a Mandela effect. Right, like they would say like, oh my God, did you see like this? And then people would be like, wait, what? AJ becomes the boss. Right, yeah.

I'm fully running the fan. You shoot your dad in the head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Can you please watch Sopranos? It's driving me insane. Another reason. I know it's like, it's such, it's obnoxious of me to be saying this, but you'll love the Sopranos.

You'll love it. It's the best thing ever. Another reason why I like not watching the show is because when people come up to me and ask me questions, I could just say, I don't know. Yeah, but you could just lie to them and say that, or you could be like, I'm on mushrooms right now. I'm on mushrooms right now, sir. Leave me alone. Yeah TSA. You're right. I'm wrong You know, do you ever fuck a meadow all set dude the whole time all your fucking baby Oh my god, she could she for me Us the J boys we found out very early on we're like actually she's Jewish

She's one of us and she was the epitome of like your friend's older sister who when you're like I had a delayed puberty so like at 14 I still barely a pub and then my like one of my friend's sisters for sure I'm describing one person in particular but she's like 17 she's kind of a little bit fucking with you a little bit flirting. She knows, you know, you'll never you she'll never you know She's like practice Like Borat style no, yeah, and then she was like, you know She'll they'll say comments like oh when you're older like all the girls are gonna like you and you'll be like no We're not no

Yeah Meadow is the epitome of that kind of girl like for for me as a high school Like young adolescent watching the sopranos I was like she was the ideal if I had a nickel for every time I heard that comparison that Jamie Lynn sigler to Borat yeah, it's just constant. She is so much like Break out and get these do you think he got that character from watching Sopranos? Maybe from watching meadow when he was describing his Yeah, his his mentally handicapped cousin who broke out of the cage and molested his sister

Who was showing him her vagina right that was clearly a reference to season one episode eight? College of this You know it would be pathetic if I was the person that convinced you. I'm sure you've had this conversation like 5,000 times. Yeah, we also got offered money to watch it, like do like a rewatch pod. What are you, the queen of England?

What are you the richest man in the world? How much money do they offer? Not enough. Isn't everyone's doing that, like a rewatch pod? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imperioli and Sharippo were doing it. And that's the other reason I didn't want to do it. I know Imperiali is like he might whack that he might whack you. Yeah. Yeah He loved the show. He wrote with the writers

He just so like then my stupid fucking opinions about the show like why who would want to hear that? You're just a kid though. You're just it is actually fascinating seeing through that lens because you were like season one you were what like 12 12 yeah I was totally shot the pilot season one maybe I'll search him I think I was 12 do you remember the casting like because you do look like Gandolfini's son season one you're like they're like yeah that's a little gym me and Jamie were the only non-Irish I mean the only non-Italian in it. I'm Irish. She's a Jewish Cuban Jewish. I Don't know. Yeah, but and then I I had people hating me for for being Irish being Irish and not watching the show and I was like no wonder you never watched

It you're Irish. You wouldn't get it. Well, that makes a lot of sense to me. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense to me I wouldn't get it. Yeah, the Medigun the metagon don't understand Yeah, they don't understand I also don't want to have to I'd also don't want to watch it and then David chase one day like we're like He just said our pod I wouldn't want him to like ask me a question about the show and we'd be like Like like what who can't he's not gonna ask you a question But you know, he's like, you know when this happened like we did this and I'm like now I'm just like no one cares What you think?

Exactly. That's the thing. Yeah, I want to keep it that way. I don't want to I'm just like no one cares what you think exactly that's the thing yeah and I want to keep it that way I don't want to I'm just saying it's fire dude it's just it's the most fire ever well I know things even though I was close to his fire I'm not watching it because I think it might saw it's so sick I get I so yeah turning into one of the bros you watched it with it's it does everything it appeals to your bro side it makes it's so funny Dre is so hot it's the ten have you seen the tennis I remember there's like season two episode one the FBI is the best part of my job I never saw the scene but I've seen like a photo of it I guess dude I was hanging out like every I got I got a heart next to

my mom I would watch Sunday nights with my family fucking hard wow next to my mother damn yeah that's sick yeah and she was like you call that a dick your father's ashamed my dad hits it put that away Should we call him I don't know. I have never asked my father if he got a heart or looked at his crotch during the Sopranos other times I have of course there was a there was a Dre in like a leopard skin was a there was a Dre in like a leopard skin course underwear thing right of course that that's who cares about the tennis thing that she was like yeah but the tennis thing there's a there's a kind of any beautiful girl come on bro well that's just what that's the that's what you like that's what I like I like

the leopards I like to really putting it all out there. I like the tennis. I'm like tennis You call that a dick and I serve I'm hard right now. Okay That's so funny. So wait, so you were that you were having affairs on on set I read recently I Heard you and Jeannie sack No, listen I owe people think I had like a crush on meadow I've me and Jamie never it was like that It was always dreya. I always had a crush on dreya like an adult woman. Yeah. Yeah, you were what cuz you're like You'll never get this Exactly what she was doing yeah, really and you were what nine

Yeah, 12 12 13 you'd be on wow and heads would be you know drink You started boozing when you were a kid yeah, yeah, I was I was drinking and smoking like 12 I grew up in the city that was kind of your city kid. Yeah. Yeah. But not on set. Not with the yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were I mean, not until probably like 15 where I really started drinking with everybody and like, you know, everybody smoking cigarettes. I was when people still fucking it was like vaping. You know, it was legal.

So, yeah, everybody like the props. One of the coolest parts of the job is the props department always has cigarettes. So you don't have you just get free cigarettes all day, so you just smoke ten times more Yeah, so I'll save you like eight nine bucks Like it was more so they're like never not having so they're both You know what I mean like you're in the middle of fucking Caldwell, New Jersey And then you're like oh, yeah, this guy has 300 packs of cigarettes on the truck. Yeah, yeah

It's nice and it's and you're and you're the boy star They're like the young prince needs his bogey chop chop chop chop. Yeah. Yeah, the young prince needs Marlboro lights. Oh my Well, I mean so you and Jamie do like a podcast now for In Austin. Yeah, we do a podcast for a time. Why'd you go to Austin? You trying to go go get spots at the comedy mothership? No, I'm not. No, I say, when moving, they would never let me. Isn't it hot? This is a real you must like it here better.

No, I love New York City, but then I'm not a winter. So I got sober like 10 years ago and like 11 years ago. I can't do winters, man. I just we go to Florida. But that's like our ancestors. Yeah, I can't do winters, man. I just. So we go to Florida. But that's what I think. Like our ancestors. Yeah, I do months and months here in New York and then I do my time in Austin. But Austin's all right.

Come on. Austin's all right. Wait, you're just having mole every day? Yeah, when you're sober and there's like a lake. Yeah, but like how tall are you? How tall are you? Come on, what do you gotta do that for? No, because I'm like.

I'm a short guy. I'm a short guy too. I'm like five nine. I'm shorter. guy, too Yeah, I'm like five nine. I'm sure in Texas They're too big there. They're too big. That's so we can't we have to be here where the people are smaller It's so crazy you say that when I go there's so much space they can get big That's it your work packed in and we could be this size Yeah, when I go or efficient when I go to the gym in Austin, I feel like piece of shit when I go to the gym here. I'm like I'm like hey you like I'll be like you using that you know I mean with those monsters over there. I know it's bad in

We're like we're like a catch here there. They want they want Division one quarterback. It's it's awful. It's like and these guys like lift one weight and they're just like fucking jacked for what? It's tough man. I think it's gay. I you know, I use fashion muscles I used to working out was super gay. I think so too guys would be like, oh you see this guy shoulders I'm like you're talking about some dude shoulders, but now that I work out I'm like, yo, look at this fucking dude shoulder. It really has changed in society where every gay person I know is basically John Cena and every straight person I know is just like a schlub. It's kind of nice that we get to be the schlubs. But in Austin everyone's just in good shape. The

straight guys also have to be John Cena. Yeah there's no winter. It's not fair. You can't give that excuse of like oh I was just sitting in my apartment for four months like not really doing anything. But winter's nice. Oh winter's fucking brutal. No, it's nice. You want sopranos? The monster you get for me that's when you get blunt wraps You get you go to the deli get blunt wraps watch sopranos have your girl your cuffing season girlfriend You don't like the guts. I like seeing the guts. It reminds me of like a you know, what got time like the Philly guts You know like I was like a blunt in so long Yeah, of course, but I'm saying the blunt the guts is like charming we used to we were correct Dutch Masters Corona

yeah we were vanilla Dutch Philly there's some often times watching Sopranos just just just like rotate siphon of just predominantly Jewish boys just being like watching Sopranos and be like that's what the game is all about you know smoking L's. I smoked weed on Sopranos right? Which one describe it to me. Yeah from the first. That's what I do to women See you probably don't understand pause it you probably don't understand this right. I know you didn't get that what I know you didn't get That yeah, that's I've done that with girls for sex in the city that they've done the reverse of that and I loved it Right. I love sex in the city. Uh

Guys we are here to talk about ethos. Yes What kind of parent do you strive not to be? I don't know abusive racist More so abusive horrible more so rape abusive abusive. You don't want to be abusive That's bad and then racist, you know, you know, I think be abusive. Abusive. That's bad. And then racist. I think out of all the things you could be bad as a parent, I don't think racist is number two. I guess every parent is racist, now that I think about it. Yeah, when it comes time to put the kids in a school,

they're not just blindly throwing them into that school. They want to know percentages. I had a friend actually that grew up in a wealthy town in Jersey and his he had like Lib parents and they he they he said him and his brother were sent to like an all-black high school in Newark Like a Catholic all-black high school st. Benedict's he actually was he was in class with J. R. Smith He went to eggs Benedict. He went to eggs Benedict. Yeah shit. He was in class with J. R. Smith he said that J. R. Smith would come into Spanish and then sleep and then

Okay, what kind of parent do you strive not to be that's a great question do you have kids no You should you're a nice guy. No to to racist and abusive. Yeah, what is this thing where you're like, it's not it's okay to be Okay to be racist, but I could tell you that number it's not number two, it's not number two maybe Bad, I know and then you said negligent there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying There's things for a parent to be awful. You should never be raised. It's also a bad thing I'm not saying but it's just not my number two. It's not's not my number that is so AJ that is so AJ I'm playing a character right for example the mom who refs from the bleachers that's annoying the dad who gives gifting puny shirts who loves gifting puny shirts sorry this is

gift from the bleachers worse than racist the mom who refs from the bleachers I think that's not worse than racist? The mom who refs from the bleachers, I think that's not worse than racist. I could agree, see? I think if she's reffing from the bleachers in a racist way, that's pretty bad. Yeah. The dad who loves gifting punny shirts, not puny shirts.

What? Oh, like that's what she said, or like, yeah. Oh, punny. That's kind of a sick dad, actually. I don't think that that's a bad parent. Oh, I don't like that. I think that's worse's kind of a sick dad actually. I don't think that I don't like that. I think that's worse than racist. What do you mean? I don't like pun I don't like sure I don't like shirts with read I don't like dad never gave you a shirt that says she wants the D or something the only time my dad ever gave me

A shirt with writing on it was when I got arrested he gave me a shirt that said it wasn't me and thought I would think It was Jackie Jack Shaggy. Yeah, he said Jackie your dad gave you that shirt after you got arrested. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome Yeah, that was very good area It was good because the only one he ever did but if he was constantly gifting punny shirts I would after your arrest too. That's so awesome. He's the coolest dad ever. Yeah, he's a cool dad Who's your day? He's a he's a nice guy nice guy or the parent that gets a little too excited about spaghetti Wednesday What is that?

It's like Taco Tuesday but Italian. You had to work with these people. I know. They're monsters. Yeah. I'll never be the same. We all plan to be the best mom or dad that we can be. And the thing you definitely don't want to be is the mom or dad without life insurance

Life insurance, do you have life insurance? No me neither. Actually, we should get it with ethos. I don't even have dental I don't have I had to go to dentist the other day six hundred dollars for like 30 minutes of picking at my teeth Why because you have you eat too much candies? No, I don't need any candies six hundred dollars six hundred dollars Yeah, really six hundred. I think it's like $581 yeah, she Nothing nothing no 600. Yeah, and the walls are see-through. I don't even think she would have if I asked the walls were see-through Yeah, it was like a you know It's like a window like you everyone who's walking by you could see right into her office Oh, I don't think she would have but she did put that heavy like mad over me and take those x-rays feels comforting

Yeah, a little horny about it there is it's like getting your hair shampooed at the before you get a haircut Yeah, it's a little bit like it's intimate. It's not a full show, but it's a half chub anyway. It's you know tuck in life insurance I'm sorry You can get affordable life insurance online in minutes with no medical exams this guy's never been to the doctor Just answer a few health questions for a quote and apply for coverage at ethos life dot-com slash Tafs the show this show so guys it's the fighter in the kid No, that's not tafs dude. Oh, sorry. Maybe you should did you go to college? I wouldn't have gotten into this shitty college you went to even I barely finished

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Those are the vibes that gives me like you'll just you're trying to read the thing and then Nick is like what is it? Spaghetti Wednesday like you know what I mean, that's just like it's a little chaotic I like I really like it because it makes me stay and listen normally you fast forward through it's a more valuable ad spot Of course. Yeah, it's in the comedy of the show in the language of the show. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but then Nick trying really hard to go a different direction is what I really it's great It's when he's bullying me making fun of me so great Yeah That to Gita is that is that is that cat hair a dog hair on there cat hair what I'm a dog man

Okay, good. What kind of dog? No, it's good. It looks like a looks like a design You got a four. It was like cool sneaker. Yeah, I got it in the bx dude I went uptown to get a dog hair Yankee fitted. Yeah. Yeah, I got it from the Dominicans Is that a dog hair Yankee? Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah, I had to go I had to go to the to the sneaker spot and in the in the Bronx Soon they have love for you uptown Yeah, they have loved the all five burro

I'm loved by burro have loved in all five they have love for you you go uptown and Jersey You smoke hookah with the Dominicans? No, no, I'm a blunt with the brothers kind of guy Dominicans are Could be yeah. No my my one of my Best friends when I went to school was a hundred eighty first in Wadsworth and I would I stayed with Wadsworth Oh, that's in the Bronx. See that he did. Oh, no, you don't know. Where'd you really get the hat this 23rd Street? Where'd you get that? Yeah? I got at the Jewish Community Center

No 181st and wads and I was like the only white kid to ever be in his building and his mom made me like Dominican food and I hated it, but I love you were on like Kawasaki's going 12 o'clock You're a rough riding Rough ride Broadway. You did a rough ride. rough ride Wow I remember DMX when he died I live by Barclay Center, and they had a memorial there and there it was like my house was shaking Yeah, because it was literally two hours of Kawasaki ninja style guys. They keep these things yeah I always think the same thing when there's like

36 remember like those so loud viral for a while of like them bullying cars on the West Side Highway yeah, like they would like corner a car and then just like I'm too smash in the windows your team car. Yeah, I mean isn't everyone would never be on a motorcycle Robert No way. My dad's a motorcycle guy. It's insane. I would even get on the back dangerous for yeah, no way I'm your dad's a hell's angel My dad's a motorcycle guy. I will not say what gang he's affiliated with but he's a motorcycle guy Israel Defense Forces. Yeah

What what are your parents do when you were growing up? So they were in the arts. I mean, no not at all nobody in my family ever So I was six years old or five years old and the guy who's still my manager today walking down the street he was like, hey, your son should be in acting or whatever and that's how I'm nobody in my family ever knew anything about. My grandfather was a super nobody really when I was six I don't think anybody really even had a job and then now it's now people are doing much better. So some old man pointed at you on the streets. Now he's old. Then he was young.

But yeah, he was my manager. Now he was like he should be in. Really? He should be an actor. Well, you got to be something cool and not some like molla station Disney thing. You know, yeah, I really got off light. Yeah. And I like an altar boy that like didn't get touched. Right. Yeah. I always think about that.

And I think it's a New York, L. New York LA thing and I'm not saying nobody in LA those are the dealers hey come to my house in the hills like that I was yeah I was an actor scream from the Hollywood Hills that's what it is yeah here but here everyone's screaming so you don't even hear on New York City yeah it's honk honk scream scream screech. I'm smoking over here So oh so you're saying that like the that LA that's there is way more molest I just know that when you know being In New York. Yeah, when you were an actor It was just kind of like something you also did but people would still tell you like go fuck yourself

If you're an actor in LA, no one's telling you to go fuck your it It's like, it's like, oh my God, like people are so excited. Like I remember when we would go out there, there was a very different feeling and it was uncomfortable for me. I don't like, I don't like the optimism. You know how everyone's like, everyone's like, I'm just living my dreams right now. Like I feel so lucky that I get to be here.

And I'm really just going for it for the first time in my life. And you could just tell they want to kill themselves. Yeah. Yeah. And then everyone here is like I fucking want to kill myself I hate my life, but we're like we this best fucking city in the world number two Gida Yeah, I think also the thing is like in New York when people don't like somebody they don't hang out with him We're in LA they hang out with him But then they all tell you they don't like the guy like they're like, yeah, no one likes him But his dad invented the zipper so we all hang out with him or in LA they hang out with him but then they all tell you they don't like the guy like they're like yeah no one likes him but his dad invented

the zipper so we all hang out with him yeah but I don't I don't understand why you just don't hang out with this guy but they just everybody's just trying to like move up yeah yeah in some kind of way fake-ass cocksuckers over there so fuck it listen there's great people in LA too I'm just saying like in the actor the people that I came across it made me very Uncomfortable when New York people were like people didn't give a fuck so you were in like commercials and shit before sopranos I was in commercials. I did a movie. I did Saturday Night Live Actually, I did like a little you're on the cast. I was in a skit. Oh you you you're you're Horatio Sands Yeah, Horatio Sands

You were in a skit for SNL, which one was it for SNL? It was like the Sandler years Rosie. It was Rosie. Oh Donald was hosting I need I need her it was well what I wanted was the Art in the act really yeah, yeah, I miss her sweetheart. She's the best. She's a sweetheart. Yeah Is cheap Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell came up to all the kids in the skin. She said I want to give you all tickets to my Show she had the Rosie O'Donnell show at the time Oh, yeah, that's a false. I remember that right yeah

And she asked us all to put down a phone number email and her purse would reach out to us and give us all tickets To the show never heard from her what if why would she ask take take that shit shit over to LA Rose Rosie yeah you know you've got you to Ellen you know stop who our pal he when he was a kid he found out that she was a lesbian and he cried because he was like Rosie's gonna go to hell because he loved her she was cool I don't I don't even know what there really is to love or dislike about Rosie O'Donnell You know what I mean? I feel she's she's pretty neutral No, I I whatever Trump thinks I'm pretty much going with I think he said you're right. I'm sorry pig or something number two Donald

45 number 45 Donald number last night or no we haven't talked about it. I watched yeah, let's talk about all the I'm too dumb to even know I just hate I just hate you just hate what I just hate pause You know I don't I have nothing I have a very thing for America interesting to say About Paul I don't think anybody wants to hear we're gonna get down. We're gonna get to the bottom of it We're gonna get to the bottom. Yeah, I just it just makes me sad It's really sad It's you just's like seeing that as the end of our empire like in england they like they did like a flag ceremony like and gave hong kong away and then had a solitary tear yeah and like we're doing like this kiss like the the indian boy that was

their like boyfriend and said goodbye india for us We're like we have just like a like a guy pooping his pants on like I got like a scared old man Pooping his pants and then and then the goat obviously dropping fire Even even Trump is like holding it back now cuz he sees just Trump felt bad for him Trump legit felt bad for yeah Yeah, well, he of course he's a sweetheart. He's one of the nicest guys I've ever met number one I wish he was on Sopranos Yeah, well, he'll probably tell you he was just ask him. He was on home loan, too. Yeah. Yeah, you remember that He was the best they said they said no one had ever if you never seen acting They'd never seen acting so good at the line wanted him for Tony Soprano. You know that yeah. Yeah. Yeah

He was busy with apprentice. He said I would never play I would never play a WAP Yeah, yeah, he was busy with apprentice. He said I would never play I would never play a WAP No, it is weird it's like he is still a guy from Queens, you know what I mean? He is still just like a gross outer burrow like New Yorker. I think that's so many people see him as like So like oh my god, so crazy. I'm like, yeah that guy's like oh that But that's like a dying breed of new like New Yorkers that are like that that's the kind of just can't afford to live here anymore they just like they go to long island Florida a little Connecticut a little in here they're all they have like pocket made island Long Island yeah I did one of the best shows

I've ever done stand-up was a Levittown Long Island and it's all like cops on like leave for police brutality it's all the guys that call into my home well it's just like they're so drunk and so stupid and like they just want to laugh you know yeah I was making fun of them I was like I was like what do you what do you guys do for lit I was like I feel like you guys just call into Mike and the mad dog and they're just like the kind of guys they're like Mike there too many blacks on the Jets. It's not fair.

Why are there so many blacks on the Jets? Those kind of guys, you know? They are out of pre, they don't really exist anymore. I guess Staten Island maybe. But like, Sopranos is kind of a testament to like that style of guy Really? Yeah, like it's just that maybe they're all dying too. But like my friend my friend Yeah, I think they're still out there. They just can't afford to live all in one place anymore, you know

But I think I think before COVID this city was like turning into like, you know Like a LL Bean almost. And now it's turned back to, it feels more like when I was younger and it's kinda, a lot more mental illness, a lot more people. It just feels like people from the block rather than like, I remember going out in New York City in like 2018 and like people thought it was like so cool

that I was born in New York. Like they were like, wow, you know? What the fuck are you talking about? You're like a townie to them or something yeah Yeah, what the fuck are you know what is sex in the city really? Some of the dumbest women in the world are like I'm gonna go live my Carrie Bradshaw dream, right? Yeah, and then they just have a credit card from a dad and they're like They're just shopping. Yeah. Yeah contributing nothing to the the let's get the crazies back out Yeah, but I like the you know our crazies are nice because I travel and do stand-up and our guys are like in other cities

They have screamies and those guys are like very scary like yeah, yeah in Portland, Oregon I was there recently and a guy said I'm gonna fuck you in your dreams to me in my dreams Well, what the fuck does that even? Maybe he was just being a bitchy girl like in your dreams On the street and I'm like it's not right to like They're like very angry our guys are we have sleepies in New York. Yeah, I mean they get a little, they're a little angry. Yeah, there's some anger. I don't know, they punch Steve Buscemi in the mouth.

You heard about that, right? No. Like the man's an institution. Institution, three weeks ago he got punched in the face. By what? By a screamy? By a screamy. We shouldn't have screamies here.

Sleepies I'm fine with. I saw a sleepy pick up a pigeon and put it in a shopping bag the other day That's a good guy. Yeah, we should do like a pro sleepies March thing. No one was no one was using the pigeon go ahead knock yourself Yeah, yeah, what is it a see-through bag? He's running around. It's the different drugs. It is drugs versus what melatonin CBD gummies yeah those guys are getting geeked off a CBD yeah those guys are real yeah they take the four at a time wait do we miss the read for few for few oh my god sorry about that should I not wait no let's do do, I think it's ad time.

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you say, ask me any question you got. And he'll be like, who's the main character? And you'll be like, Tony, fuck with me. You try to trip me up, David Chase? Everyone knows it's Tony. Everyone knows the main character is the state of New Jersey. That's so. Um, that's so funny, dude. Is he a chill, he's a chill guy, David Chase? David Chase is great. Yeah. He's a, you know, he's a hard working guy. I think he, when he did our pod,

he was saying that like people say he never smiled, which apparently wrote people the wrong way. He wasn't a smile guy. But yeah, he said he just, ever since he was a kid, he did, it's not his thing. Smiling's not his thing. Well, his, well his livi is based on his mother right yeah like a psychopathic like BPD mother yeah like informed it informed that character so I imagine he didn't have a lot of smiles and I wonder if that's who

they were talking about in the first ad in ethos I don't even remember remember it was like is your mom psychopathicic is she racist member? She I said racist, but they've said is your mom referee I'm freeing from the day that's the word man Imagine imagine the show that kid would write imagine if you get you get subbed on on the field you get a sack and your Dad is on the on the bleachers. He says that's my boy. You can imagine that Wow Did it feel like you got a real sack? Or did it feel like more like it felt more you're turning into one of those kids Did it feel more like um like when they let like the men mentally handicapped kids for the touch? Yeah

I felt like a little Rudy ish. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think Rudy was mentally handicapped. I think it was just physically I don't think it was physical. I think it was probably just five six or something. I think five six in football is considered a Physical handicap. Mmm, you could be a speed guy kick returner You'd be Darren's you'd be dead if you were a kick returner Darren's pearls. Yeah running back running back You could be a five six. There's a couple guys. I think yeah. Yeah, you're really you're a Jets fan No, I'm a football fan. I grew up liking the Dolphins for some reason the Dolphins Dan Marie I love Dan Marino 13. That was my favorite. That was my guy. That was your guy. Yeah, OJ McDuffie action Yeah, I remember OJ McDuffie. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fight

Great the real no no, come on. Don't disparage the goat. The real NFL OJ. Come on. Don't disparage the goat. I'm just saying. Two thousand yards, one season. Put OJ McDuffie against- Aranthal James Simpson. What's that other guy's name?

OJ Simpson. My sister served him at a restaurant, the late OJ Simpson. I know his body's not even cold yet. I don't want to disparage him. But he said to her that she's got a great figure and Then does she they paid for the I'm just saying like does he say this to everyone or is your sister? I don't know what OJ says to everyone I think oh, that's why that's why I'm asking for your confirmation of does if she doesn't have a great figure And he just said it to her. She he says it's everyone my sisters. I don't know. She's like

350 375 pounds No, she's I don't know she's she looks she's a she looks like me but a girl He says it to everyone oh yeah, she does I don't think he has my my sister okay great girl love love best best sister I wish is anyway, so so he pays for his check and then the girls sitting at the table She's a she was working at a restaurant the girls sitting at the table next to oj. It says just so you know he still murders Wow I wonder Thank God is this didn't didn't get murdered by mr.

Ranthal James Simpson that's true honestly I don't buy that I think innocent you think innocent I think Michael Jackson innocent I'm a truth there when it comes to a lot of stuff yeah yeah yeah you're in if if if said you trust the courts you gotta trust the court you got otherwise what are we mine that that's what the justice you've trust the court you got otherwise know mine That's what the justice you've been in the justice system I've been yeah only like waist deep, but no I was I didn't like you know I wasn't You were like I said like I you know I dipped my toe in there balls deep Yeah, I was balls deep back walled the justice. Yeah, I didn't like fully dive into the justice system

But I knew the back out of the yeah, I flirted I flirted what you got in trouble for weed No, so I was you know we would just drink every night in the park and they're like some people you're a kid Yeah, when I was a kid in New York City Yeah For like from 12 to like 16 which I probably still be doing it if I didn't get arrested when I got a wrestling Edward 40 hands yeah, I was Edward fur long hands Edward fur long hands Wow, you were kind of in a pussy posse with him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Did you ever apply to the pussy posse back in the day or you were too young?

No, I was kind of a lone wolf. I wasn't really I wasn't a posse guy. Yeah, I was Seven dick appointments a week. I tried to start my own It was me David Copperfield and a couple other guys, and it just didn't take off. Really? Yeah. Oh, you needed your own magician, because they had Blaine.

They had Blaine, so I'm glad to start like a little kind of rival thing. It's tough being a magician. You can't really find love, I feel like. Because your whole life is lies, right? Chicks are all lies, so you can't like, you can never like cuz your whole life is lies. My my kicks are all lies So you can't like you can never fully like how could you be trusting yourself up to love? Yeah I bet blame ones what one of my friends is like best friends with Blaine and he would come to dinner all the time and he

Would just start eat like if there were girls at the table He would just start like eating your glass and like do things like that. He's amazing. He wouldn't stop doing magic He wouldn't but it wasn't like hey you guys ready for this It's like he would be mid conversation with you and then pick this up and just start eating it like and it's like His magic is real. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah, I really like he did one trick where I was like, that's real magic Yeah, you're a wizard. Yeah, what do you remember the trick? he did a trick where he took a photo and then he did like a card thing. Someone like thought of a card and then he went through the deck and he couldn't find

it and I was like with Nick and I was like Nick your vibe is so bad that you are now making David Blaine mess up. And then he's like, actually, just check that photo. And the card was in the picture. My friend was like holding the card. But it was a card that my friend had, he asked to think of it after we took the picture. Okay, chills. It's real magic.

Chills. Also the respect that he has of the black community. I mean, I would... Well, they're his best audience. He's pandering now He's not pandering that you they they love him Yeah, but that's what I'm saying that if they didn't would he still appreciate them as as much Why why you going at Blaine this heart? Oh, I love boys with Copperfield your boys the Copperfield have like I got you, bro Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the homie

Yeah, so so you you weren't in like a young actor squad I Never hung out with another act like Tony Serico James Get a feed I would hang out with but like as far as like yeah kid actor some kid said he was an actor I would like push him down so he wasn't really an actor. I imagine imagine. He was just a guy that was him Yeah, he came to my he was like he had a criminal past, right? Yeah time Yeah, he went full into the justice system, you know where I only did he went? Yeah, he was yeah He was a deep throat. Yeah, yeah went all the way. Yeah He so yeah, he came to like my communion or confirmation or I think it was confirmation

at that time and he like gave me, it was my bar mitzvah and he gave me a like an envelope with like $500 and then like a kiss on the cheek. I love that. Double-breasted like silver suit like he was, it was awesome. Yeah. And the rest of my family's like, I think, I think Rob's in the mob now. Really? Yeah. and he would hang out with mobsters like Jimmy the Hat and like all of his friends had like these crazy Crazy names I was talking with my friend last week who's from Saddle Island. He's like he's a talent guy He's like he's like yeah my fucking uncle. He's like he was the first guy to invent like acting like you're fucking retarded in court He's like Jimmy the Jimmy the chin stole that from my uncle As that was a as if that was a flex?

Yeah, yeah I don't think that's a flex to be the first guy to invent to actor Tony The thing also at the end of the brand is that you realize sorry, I'm being so obnoxious But like is that Tony's not really making that much money Right that house was nice all these guys the house is nice. But like I think those guys are pulling 250 a year I think like all those murders, all- 96 money you're talking about, 97 money, 250 a year. Okay, fine, but all the killings,

all the hiding bodies, all the trouble that they're going through is mainly to be hanging out with their boys in the back of a pork store, and then kinda maybe pull 170 a year. Like I don't think like, yeah and like that's the funny part of it is like it's sometimes it's like when you look at the numbers it's like a little bit too much trouble. Maybe more so it's about chilling with your boys I think.

But it's also about there's a people who like that like I have friends who, I grew up in the city, I have friends where like you could be like hey You want to go make a thousand dollars in like a very legit easy way Or do you want to go make five hundred dollars in like a but you got to really be a scumbag about it And they're like yeah, where's a five window like that they they they like that You know they don't feel like they deserve you grew up in kids kids. You did like a kids style. That was filmed like all around my, yeah. Yeah, we were, kids was very around my area. Like getting 40s at the fucking,

in the deli and skateboarding. When did you swipe your V, like 11? No, I was like 16. Yeah. I was fat. You gotta remember I was fat. Good luck being a fucking fat. And they were making you eat to look like Tony.

Yeah. They were like. Yeah, they hooked me up to a tube. It wasn't even I had to eat for me every three hours these uh the Jewish executives I can't I can't be skinny enough. They tell me alright They're like nothing tastes as good as skinny feels and stuff and yeah Well, that's when I got here you were running around the block. They make you Yeah, yeah burning cows. Yeah, and um What's it called? Did they just give you flavored air flavored air flavored air? With the come though that couldn't no come is a little bit. I'm doing diet come these days. Okay

Yeah, no, that's so like so you were you were too young and you were working every day You had a tutor on set and stuff like that. So I tried to go to school until I was like 14 yeah, and I just stopped but like I didn't really tell anybody and then like somewhere around 15 or maybe I think 16 they were like we got to get him a tutor and I had like a full-on Homeschooling that so I actually like if you look it up, I think I have like a private on homeschooling. So I actually like, if you look it up, I think I have like a private school diploma, which is awesome, but I really just, I went to school up until,

I went to public school in the city up until eighth grade and then I went to ninth grade because the school accepted me, which was not a very good school. And I went there and I just never really, I was like, I don't wanna go here. I never really showed up. Really?

But on set they always have like a Like a teacher. Yeah, they have like a tutor But again, you can like you can be like no I don't want to do this right now and they can be like you have to do You know just they got you they got you one of the dancers at the Bing though. Yeah, right. Did she have big cans? Yeah Sorry, sorry a strong five There you go brother, do you want to go to one oak tonight?

You want to get a table You were telling me before we started your mom gets tables at town. No, my mom passed away So thanks a lot for rest in peace. Yeah, she's lovely one. No Yeah, I went to town in Vegas. I said you told me you moved to Vegas I was like, oh you went to town too too hard. You're like I wasn't sober I was like, oh you went to town too much I was so I went to Vegas for two weeks and I came home a year and a half later So sick so hangover style. Yeah

Coolest guy really? Yeah, just hanging out by myself doing drugs and gambling no girls I mean it was a lot more solo drug, you know Really? Yeah, just hanging out by myself doing drugs and gambling. No girls. I mean it was a lot more solo drug, you know, I always prioritized drugs over women So like if there was ever any friction with women about like, oh, what do you know? Like you're doing drugs or this it was like I'm gone I'm disappear cuz I just all I wanted to do was do drugs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What was your drug of choice? Cocaine? Depends on the era. I had the, you know, I started when I was like 12, it was like the little weed and drinking,

and then like, somewhere, like, you know, the teens, started, like, I would like, do, you do an ecstasy on weekends, or you take a fucking Vicodin, you do this, but then around 17, the cocaine came in, and it got, it got abusive, like really bad. And then like 22 I stopped drinking for a year to stop doing coke, because I couldn't stop doing coke.

And then around 23 I started drinking again and then I started doing like ketamine and moly and ecstasy and I was like, well it's not coke. So I just like for the next five years I was doing that. And then my hangovers got so bad that I got addicted to Like Xanax and percocets. So I was taking like 15 perks a day and then Doing a lot of Zans Because holy shit

Damn and then city kids grow up fast though I feel like yeah you grow up and then you put the fucking acting world into it and this and whatever and it was easy for me To kind of get stuff and I and I'm a huge loner like I spend 98 percent of my time alone, and I think at that age like now that I'm an adult I go that's fine That's what I like, but I think I like in my early 20s It was like that's weird and like you're what do you do alone now? I just hang you don't watch the print. I mean like it's kind of perfect to watch the pranos honestly right yeah, right Yeah, that was so funny my friends that group in the city. They're all like I had my acid phase at 12 Yeah, I had a little acid but not really I did acid

But it was never it wasn't like a full-on phase where I was like oh, where we going again because it was like You know I kind of then that you don't feel I wouldn't feel good after, like the next day after acid. Did you ever have bars growing up? Did I go to bars? No, no, bars, like. Zanny? No, no, rap, rapping. Oh, was I spitting hot fire?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You weren't like, what, that style? No, no, I wasn't. You were a city kid. I mean, I imagine you were. We didn't all rap. I imagine you were in like, you know, eight mile style, Syph's. Yeah

No, never no, we just sat around the park like smoking drinking. We used to do stupid shit like You do like blow for blow so you do like someone punches you and then you punch them back and you keep going until one Person quits we were in rapid areas. It's scary We were all like nobody like worked out. We were all like weak. White kids in like when I was in high school we would like sit and like smoke as much weed as possible and drink like you know vodka or whatever.

And I had a prom after party and I was like friends with like the black girls in school but like I was like why don't we ever hang out outside of school? I was like I'm having this prom after party and You should come so we could like have fun and like you know after prom They want they all came and we were like sitting around like a you know like a patio

Table like smoking as much and drinking as much and they were like why is no they walked in they're like no one's dancing Yeah, and I was like oh I was like what? Yeah, I was like, no one's dancing. And I was like, oh. I was like, wow. Yeah. I was like, what, you guys dance? Yeah. That's amazing. You feel kind of bad.

Did you start dancing or did you just fully reject it? In high school, they used to form a circle around me and make me do the Harlem Shake, which I thought they really enjoyed, but in retrospect, I think they were making fun of me. But as long as you were making them laugh, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I kind of thought that, but in retrospect, I think they were making fun of me. But as long as you were making them laugh, you know? Yeah, I kind of thought that I was like, I'm so good at the Harlem Shake that all the all these gals are like, they're like, this guy's incredible.

We're going to we're going to kind of barricade him in a circle and not let him leave until he does a perfect Harlem Shake for us. And that was the first Harlem Shake. You'll never really know if you were great at it or if they were laughing at you. And not let him leave until he does a perfect Harlem shake for us You'll never really know if you were great at it or if they were laughing at you You're you said you're you're a triple threat though dancing singing acting. Yeah. Yeah, really all of it what you did hip-hop ballet and Yeah, come but I did my ballet. It was I actually you did like a more urban style And yeah, come on. I did my ballet. It was I actually you do like a more urban style originated Yeah, pop out of an alien take off because I was the only one who could do it really just it didn't get there Was no like springboard, you know what I mean? They didn't want me to do it on soprano, so I couldn't really talk about it

Why'd you stop acting? I didn't like well I obviously when I was 22 and there was sopranos was over I was like I just want to do drugs and like disappear and went to Vegas and just partied. And it was just, I just wanted to go dark, you know? And then when I tried to go back and like start acting again, I was like, oh, I realized like I was passionate about Sopranos, but I'm not passionate about acting.

Like I thought acting sucked. Like people just being like, stand here, say this, eat this, wear this. I think also doing a lot of drugs, like my memory for memorizing the words. You just weren't as good at memorizing the words. I wasn't good at memorizing the words. Yeah, you're sharp. You know you could have your comeback No, cuz I still think the drugs affected you know I did like this acting thing for Tom Segura like a year ago, and I was like I

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There is a scene that is so funny when Johnny sack forgets something at home And he catches her eating candy. He's like I thought you were on the Atkins. I never told you to lose weight Why would you lie to me? You should have him on here? He's a great guy. He blocked me He blocked you on Twitter on Twitter because you're racist. No, he's right. He's I Said I replied to him like a joke. No, I mean he's right he's I've I said I replied to him like a joke no I mean he's a he's a conservative gentleman right and what you were like yeah, I don't dance with black girls No, I didn't say anything like that. I think I made a joke in a Response I've I have nothing but respect for the man

So it doesn't sound I don't think he blocks people who have nothing but respect number two or you have his number Yeah, you want to call him right now, please. I just want to apologize please Please please call him just tell me it was a misunderstanding I support President Trump FaceTime it right now. Will he pick up? Yeah.

Wow. FaceTime? He has iPhone? Where is he, in Florida? No, he's in, let me see. Wow. I really need to apologize. Get the microphone.

Oh, yeah, here. Let's see if he answers. He'll answer all of them. Please answer, please answer. Please answer, please answer. Come on, Vince. He knows you're here. No, he doesn't know.

He knows you're here. Is he anti-Semite? He's anti-Semite? You know, it's tough for Jews now. Maybe audio call him. He probably doesn't understand FaceTime technology. Just double call him. Act like it's an emergency. No, act like it's an emergency. Say I'm in prison. You're so not Italian, see? You're not Italian either, you fucking dick. You can't fake- Shut up. I're so not Italian see you're not

Emergencies you can't fake. I'm way more Italian than you are can't fake emergencies if I was in Sopranos I would have converted no no number one rule when you're Italian don't fake emergencies. What do you mean? No, Italians are the Jews of don't do it yet. Don't call him yet. Wait wait three minutes And then we'll cuz FaceTime would be better. I'd rather him see I'd rather say no we call him yet. Wait, wait three minutes and then we'll go because FaceTime would be better. I'd rather him see I'd rather say, you know, we call him then we say can I FaceTime you and he'll be like, I don't know I don't know how to make the do yeah, and then we'll take just we'll do it now You know what we are. We're like wanna what are we getting? I don't know. It made a noise You know we are we're like, you know how MTV has like catfish and like all those shows I'm in a secret relationship. We're like you're you're facing the people you blocked on Twitter. That's the new Adam Freeland That's I don't remember why that's I think he thought I was a lib liberal and I couldn't be more conservative

I could yeah, I have tremendous respect for especially after last night's performance. I would like to get his thoughts on the debate I'm sure he has a lot of oh, yeah, he definitely has thoughts He text no, it's only else Just call him back to you. I need to talk to him I've been on one date in the last year and a half and I have a day why Dude, I don't think you understand what are you gonna wear a real loner? You're gonna wear this yeah, where are you taking her? I haven't decided. You're looking at it, bud. You're gonna wear this? Yeah. Where are you taking her? I haven't decided yet.

Okay, let's come up with a, okay, here's what you do. You want a game plan? Tell her this. I tell her right away, I go, I don't dance. That's how I start. No, no, no, this is what you do. Don't make it like a meal, it's too much pressure. That's why I don't know yet, because I need her,

and then if I like her. Do a fun activity that's like low stakes. Lowest tacos, number one. So say this, say this. The actor that played Johnny Sack is dead dead and I have to go to his funeral but I need to, I have a suit but I need to get shoes for the suit. What do I know from shoes? Right? Yeah. So do you want to come, do you want to come go? Or you're just a greasy mick. Yeah do you want to come help me find shoes for the funeral of the actor Vincent, what's his last

name? Curatola.. Kuretola. Yeah. I mean, maybe don't even lie about a funeral. Just say, I need to get dress shoes, come with me, and then you're at a shop, and then you're doing like a fashion montage. You're like, look at this hat. And she's like, ha ha ha ha.

You don't have to talk about how the fact that you haven't been on a date in a year and a half. I open with that. You open with that? Because then they feel like super special. Where'd you meet her, Raya? Yeah, pretty much. Really? Yeah, that's how we, you know, that's Where'd you meet her? Raya? Yeah, pretty much.

Really? Yeah, that's how we roll. She's fire though? Yeah, I mean I hope so. Now we'll call Vince. Call Vince? Yeah, I get it. Let's get him.

Oh my god. He's the best. Honestly, he's one of the best characters on the show. He's a vibe guy. He can sense stuff. I think he knows you're here. How does he know? I don't know.

He doesn't know who I am. Your call cannot be completed if you're not in the room. Call again. Call again. What is that? I spoke to him a week ago. Imagine what is there something wrong? Do we have to go get shoes we have to get shoes? Is it okay here we go what was that that was weird Here we go. What was that? That was weird. That's crazy. He's not picking up. Vince.

Hello, Vincent. Hello, Vince. How are you? Let me see. Is this will this sound good on the thing? I'm doing I'm doing a podcast right now. And the gentleman who hosts the podcast Yeah, blocked him on we had it was a misunderstanding He's a huge Sopranos fan and he said it was he said it was it broke my heart But he's a bit of a smartass so you you were probably really don't I really don't give a fuck okay?

No, no no no listen. You don't have to give a fuck. I'm Fuck I don't care no no, but I think that it was a Call me when you're alone But I think you think that I'm some sort of liberal. Oh, what did you do to this guy, bro? Holy shit That was amazing Bro, what did you do? I didn't do anything. I think he thought I was some sort of liberal When I couldn't have more respect for our president. Chills.

Wow. Well, I think with that, you know that's- I should have told him about fume. Vincent Curatola, actor from Sopranos, Bobby Eyler. He had no time for you, bro. He knew it was me. He knew it was you. He hates me. He hates me. What hates me. He hates me. He's probably on the subreddit. What did you talk? I said something. I don't know. I forgot what I said

It was years ago. It was like 2016. Well, you know what Liz we hit him up the day after the debate too. He's probably He's he's flying high. Yeah, cuz his boy cooked but he's probably he's he's flying high yeah because his boy cooked but he's one of the nicest guys I've ever he's such a sweetheart and he you just caused him to hang up on me did you get that I got a I got to hear that back wow bro that's one of the funniest things that's ever happened you might you might get whacked. He's. Yeah, I heard Jeannie Sack got a fucking. Hundred thousand pound mole removed from her ass. What do you say? I don't give a fuck.

He said I don't give a fuck. Damn, bro. Call me when you're alone. I'm going to go self harm. I'm going to go kill myself. Thank you for joining us. Thank you for joining us, Robert. Wow. Dude, honestly, it was it was a pleasure.

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