The Adam Friedland Show (Cumtown) - The Lost Episodes - Drea de Matteo

Episode Date: February 1, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:22 Learn more at td.com slash low rate card. TD, ready for you. Quiet on set. Are we going, should I go? Okay. Guys, it's Adam. We're here at the studio, the Adam Friedland show. We are working on some things
Starting point is 00:00:47 that are pretty exciting right now. I'm not yet at Liberty to divulge. I've made a lot of promises over the years and I think these are gonna be the first, it's like, I feel like a deadbeat dad to you guys, saying that I'm gonna go to your baseball game. I'm your father. Some shit is happening, okay?
Starting point is 00:01:09 But in the meantime, we have four episodes that we hadn't released yet from the top show. And we're gonna be starting a series called The Lost Episodes, The Lost Tapes. I don't know. Didn't Chappelle do, Chappelle did like a? Lost episode. The Lost Sketches or something? Yes, we Lost episode. The Lost sketches or something?
Starting point is 00:01:25 Yes. We call them the Lost Tapes. Well kind of like Dave Chappelle. Kind of like comedy legend Dave Chappelle. We're going to be doing the Lost episodes. Some are good, some are atrocious. You'll enjoy them, I think. This one's good.
Starting point is 00:01:40 We had Dreya DiMatteo from Sopranos. He played Adriana LaServa famously in the show. He was also in the Joey show, the Joey Tribbiani spinoff of Friends. In the meantime, as as we reorganize a lot of things around here in the office, we're installing some new things and whatever. I'm going on too long. I can do this guys. I can do this. It's not too long. I can do this, guys. I can do this.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Which is okay, guys. So this episode was actually recorded a couple months before we shot the short film. And so we held off on releasing it because, I don't know, Nick said it would be confusing if it was already a guy. I don't, it doesn't matter, okay? So this is me, Andrea Di Matteo. There's something that, there's something happening in the interview.
Starting point is 00:02:26 I'll let you be the judge. So also it is technically the first girl to be on the show. So guys, enjoy it. We'll be back next week and with our series, the Lost Tapes, Lost Episodes. I can do this. We've wanted a girl for a long time. Everyone said no until, I can't believe it, American actress, most notably from the television show The Sopranos, everyone please put your hands together for Drea Di Matteo. Girl, I'm a man. I am the first male guest you've had. Don't do that. You're doing a gender. Don't. Come on. Stop it. Ladies and gentlemen, Adam fucking Friedman.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Shut up. I'm going to talk in my accent for you. Don't do that. Don't. Stop it. Just be yourself. Adam? I'll just full disclosure. Adam, you're going to be okay. Full disclosure, while the show was coming out contemporaneously, I watched Sunday nights with my family and the tennis
Starting point is 00:03:29 scene was a seminal moment. You had it run to your bedroom? I got an erection. I did get erection. My mom was sitting there like, you were like I hope a Jewish child gets an erection? Yes, I only dated Jewish boys back then. You grew up in the city, you said in 1972 you were born? I was born in 72. I'm the oldest person in this room right now. Do you study theater growing up? Your mother was a playwright?
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah, my mom was a playwright, so I had no choice but to be stuck in the theater watching all these fucking indulgent people roll around. You don't like theater? Feel their emotions all day. Oh, 70s theater, that's nasty. They all had their dicks and pussies out, right? What was it called?
Starting point is 00:04:10 Was it Living Theater? The Living Theater. The Living Theater. Disgusting, baby movers should kill themselves, honestly. They're revolting people. Yeah, my mom was an Italian, and she was, you know, that was a little more conservative. It was very Italian plays.
Starting point is 00:04:24 If you love the Sopranos You would love the way my mom wrote. What is Italian style? What does that mean? A lot of mafia stuff, a lot of mafia. Her father was Joe Babes. He was a mafioso. Joe Babes is your grandfather? Yeah, she was a mafia princess my mom. Really? And Joe Babes was like kind of a because babe is a little girl Well, they say Joe Babes because he was a womanizer, but then I looked it up in the Google, and the Google says he shot a baby by accident.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Your grandma? How you doing? He shot a baby by accident. I was like, fuck, is this the real deal? Really? He also was known for bringing heroin, bringing morphine, heroin. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:05:07 To the United States back in those days. So he was kinda like. That's what Pussy was doing to send his kid to Villanova. Oh my God. But it's a big no-no. What an idiot. You're not allowed to do that in the mafia. They don't like when you push it. They don't like pushing H.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Why not do curse here? You can say whatever the fuck you want. So you're kind of a film head. I found an interview with you in 2006, where you were talking about Abel. It was when you were doing Assault in Pre-Sequence 13. It seems like you wanted to be a filmmaker. I did. Because I grew up in the theater,
Starting point is 00:05:34 I absolutely hated watching all these fucking actors rolling around and acting like assholes. And I was forced to sit in the theater every night. So when I went to school, I wanted to do the anti-theater which was film I don't know I just knew I was just rebellious but at the same time I was like I know I'm gonna end up in this fucking industry why because it would make your mom happy no I said well she would write me plays when I started acting and stuff what kind of plays it's how I write stuff well she wrote something that was about our lives, actually,
Starting point is 00:06:07 because it was called The Hard Transplant, and it was my 25th birthday. But she gave me a play about my relationship to her and my nanny. I was raised by my nanny. Oh, OK. I was raised by my nanny. Was she West Indian?
Starting point is 00:06:20 No, Nicaraguan. Nicaraguan. My Nicaraguan bat. We call her monkey. She was a bat? I don't think you should say that. We called her a bat. Why a bat? Because she was a Nicaraguan. It's a nice lady. She was a bat. I fucking loved her. I love her. I mean, she's dead. She's dead now? Yeah. Do you speak Espanol? See, it's my first language. When I was a little kid, my babysitter was from Mexico. I lived in Los Angeles, and I spoke fluent.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Me too. I watched Univision, Salvador Giante. Salvador Giante is the best. It was great. That was when I fell in love with boobs, really. Because those shows had such big boobs. I would ice cream shop those pictures. I was like, I need a motorboat them shits.
Starting point is 00:07:04 The best hits in the biz. Yeah, yeah. They really do have incredible ones down there. Insane. They're not even real, half of them. What? But they're like the soft fake ones. The ones you just... Do they have better ones now? They have squeezy's? I mean, we just had to do a photo shoot for OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Yeah? And this girl had the best fake boobs I have ever felt in my life. Squeezies. They make those now? They're incredible. When I was 18 I went to the strip club. They call them gummies. Gummies? Is that the doctor calls that? I don't know. All the girls with the fake boobs were talking about their fake boobs and they were like can I, may I? And they're all feeling each other's boobs and like Robbie you want to come in you let him Robbie grab their boobs no all the girls and you're a good man you didn't get to she lied she said
Starting point is 00:07:56 I was I was like you know you want to see this she's gummies I what you're taking a duty oh would have been your duty yeah he was in the sloppy Duke when I was growing up I grew up in Vegas there were so many big like oh yeah so many of the roundies and then as a kid you think double-d fake best kind and when I was 18 I went to a strip club and I touched one and I was like, these are, these are, they're so hard and scary. Yeah, no, no, no. They must be uncomfortable for them. They must be really incredible fake boobs. I always wanted fake boobs. You wanted them? I always wanted some fake boobs. But you're beautiful. Yeah, just to keep them up.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Really? These things are rolled up now. I got them rolled up in my bra. Oh my God, you're perfect the way you are. You're amazing. Oh, you're a good perfect the way you are. You're amazing. Oh, you're a good singer. Did you learn how to do that in Vegas? Brutal Mars. Guys, you're a Vegas show boy. No, I'm not a Vegas.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I'm a song and dance man. But I want to get into the Sopranos. Is that annoying for you? No. Or you love talking about it. No, I'll talk about it all the time. When I read that interview with you from 2006, I was like, oh, you know, actors can be 65 IQ,
Starting point is 00:09:05 especially the guys. Like, some of them are golden retrievers, right? But like, if someone, if David Chase was like telling someone in The Sopranos what it's like the, that it's a meditation on the concept of family, and they're like, yeah, whatever the fuck you're talking about, you know, but like he's still amazing in the scene. It doesn't matter, right? But when I get a sense of what I was reading that interview with you, you fully grasp the the gravity of what you were
Starting point is 00:09:33 taking part of even before the pilot. Well I think that comes from growing up with a writer and she's a teacher. She taught playwriting too and I would sit through her classes a lot. I learned how to act listening to her teach the writers because the whole thing and you would know this too just be doing what you do. It's like if you're in a constant state of doing something all the time then you're not gonna bore anybody. If you're just sitting there stagnant and you know everything kind of falls apart. So with that show when I first read the pilot, I read it I read her pieces of it over the phone and then I sent her the script she read it I was like this will never
Starting point is 00:10:12 get made. You were the hostess at first. Yeah I wasn't even meant to be. And then you became you became a regular. Yeah. And fucking Brendan Fallone was playing around with trucks. Brendan Fallone. He's such a piece of shit. Do you know that I don't really know that much about the show. You've never seen it. Yeah, fucking Brendan Fallone was playing around with trucks. Brendan Fallone.
Starting point is 00:10:25 He's such a... Do you know that I don't really know that much about the show? You've never seen it. I watched it. You gotta watch The Pranos, bro. You gotta watch it. The kids never saw it. How many times have you seen it?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Your kids, they're babies. No, the kids that were on the show never watched it. When I had my podcast, I was interviewing them. Yeah, and they had never watched it. Jamie and AJ. 65. AJ. But now they watched it. AJ hasn't fucking seen the show. So funny. That is so AJ.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Yeah. I'm going to the Puddle of Mud concert. I can't watch. How many times have you seen it? Just once through? You watched it while it was coming out? I was a psycho fan. I am still a psycho fan of the show. I don't even relate to having been on it. I wouldn't read the scripts when we were shooting. I mean, in the beginning I did because I couldn't believe I was even being added to the show.
Starting point is 00:11:22 But in most days, being on TV wasn't cool. I was like was like there I'm kissing my freaking movie career away. I'm not gonna do this. So, but when I was getting those scripts, I was like I don't even care that I'm not gonna be doing films. I know I keep sending them to my mom. I was like this is amazing. And your mom said as a playwright, my expert opinion. She was floored. Plus my family is like steeped in the mafia. So. I know. You kill babies and stuff. I know. It was floored. Plus my family's like steeped in the mafia. So. I know, you kill babies and stuff.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I know, it's fucked up. What is the, why does the mafia have to kill a baby? How much money do you get for that? It was an accident. Oh, there was no envelope under the baby or something? That baby's a fucking threat. The baby was in the envelope. That baby's a threat.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Your story arc on that show is one of the most tragic. Was it like a Hollywood decision or were they like, you're just, you're getting popped this week? Oh, the, no, that was the story, that was the story. That was the story arc. Yeah, and I was never meant to be on the show anyway from the beginning, so I was like, all right. And I was done, man, I was done crying.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Back in those days, like, when I was acting, I was really invested in it and I had to. Method. Super method. So you and Christopher were kissing for real. Like when I was acting I was really invested in it and I have it super method So you and Christopher were kissing for real free we were shooting up heroin man Really choking me out black eyes all day. It was fucked. I was done. You know what I mean? I was like ready to move on the scene where he like It's one of the most misogynistic is there's the junior pussy eating scene where he's like who the fuck would you told the pussy?
Starting point is 00:12:44 Oh, yeah, they find out junior is pussy like he's part of eating scene where he's like who the fuck would you told? The pussy? Oh. Yeah, they find out Junior eats pussy and like he's part of the generation where he's like that's like means he's gay and he beats up his girlfriend from Florida. But the scene where you and Chrissy are, he's like who's your most famous? You're like doing a couple like boyfriend girlfriend thing and then you say Penn and Teller and he's like you fuck it all! No. These it all I mean it's a show about cavemen right the best comedy out there you did a sitcom
Starting point is 00:13:13 afterwards oh and I didn't compare you know I didn't want to do that because I was like it's never gonna be the same as the Sopranos yeah it's like it's all about I think there was no timing on Sanos. That shit was natural. I think the Joey Tribbiani spin-off of Friends was similarly pointed. I think that watching Matt LeBlanc is one of the funniest things ever. So is he actually a LeBlanc? What is he a hockey player? He's French. He's French? Le Blanc. Our heritage, what is it? My heritage, our heritage is not a costume, Le Blanc. Ha ha ha. What do you think is more,
Starting point is 00:13:51 He's half Italian. What do you think is more prejudiced, like, italophobic as a character? Do you think Tony Soprano, a mass murderer, mob boss, sociopath, or Joey Tribbiani, a mentally handicapped actor. I mean, and they weren't protesting in front of the fucking Warner Brothers, or, but we got protests all day for Sopranos
Starting point is 00:14:21 from the Italian Anti-Defamation Society. They hated it. They hated it? They hated it? They hated it. They need to shut the fuck up. I was like, you guys are the ones that make us look bad because you don't understand literature or art. Christopher Columbus was a monster.
Starting point is 00:14:34 I mean. Did you watch the final episode, like with the rest of America? I lost my shit. It was, I had a house full of people, lots of Muzzadelle everywhere. We were all eating. Oh, you got Mzzadelle everywhere. We were all eating up. Oh, you got Mozzadelle?
Starting point is 00:14:46 You know, we did it. I did. I was a Sunday night prepper. It's clear what the ending was, right? Well, what did you think the ending was? What do you think? What do you think? I'll let you say it and I'll say the funny thing that I had prepared for this.
Starting point is 00:15:00 He's like, this bitch is fucking up my shit. I thought you were on the Joey show. I thought you were understanding comedy. Okay, I think that if David Chase would have killed him, people would have been pissed. And if he didn't kill him, they would have been pissed. I thought leaving it a blank canvas was a great way to... David Chase said. Did he say it? Because I never watched the interviews of him saying it.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Now I'm gonna mansplain. Okay, the joke was, you were supposed to say, yeah, I think David Chase has said that it was that he gets killed. And I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure it's that AJ becomes the boss. That was my joke. But no, there's a scene, I think the episode before
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Starting point is 00:18:06 Have you not seen the fucking Sopranos? I haven't seen that. No, Mado's trying to park the car. Tony's at Holston's. He sits down. He goes through the jukebox. He's looking. You see, don't stop believing.
Starting point is 00:18:17 He keeps looking, then he goes back to it. I don't remember. Can we play it right now? Fucking genius. Fucking genius. That song too. I know that choosing that song in particular Which is such a like a like at a certain point you're like, oh this fucking song But now it's now it's a soprano song. It makes me cry. I think about That sex you have when you know to that song. No, I think you were 15
Starting point is 00:18:43 I think about all the people I love in that show. I love every character so much. I know. I love you. No, I mean. Can we hold hands? No. Oh, he's a germaphobe.
Starting point is 00:18:59 No, I'm not a germaphobe. Like Pauly Walnuts. Do you know that he's a real germaphobe in real life? And then David Chase. And then he died. He died. I know. Yeah. Yeah. Can you tell me a little bit about Jim Gandolfini? You know, I was just talking to his wife last night. She sent me an article of me defending Jim because you know who played Rosalie Apriel? Sharon Angelou? Yeah. Yeah, she was posting all this stuff. Apparently some article came out, or a book came out, where this guy just went nuts.
Starting point is 00:19:28 About what? On James Gandolfini. Why? Talking about his- He's in the ground. Talking about his demons, and talking about, we used to party on the show, like crazy. We were celebrating, we were like, what is happening?
Starting point is 00:19:39 Really? This is like Beatles vibes. Really? We were losing our minds, and we had a great time. Was there romances? All of us were. There were romances? You had a couple? No, I don't think there were romances. You didn't get with Johnny Sack? Anyway, someone was talking shit about James. They wrote a book. They put a book out on the 25th anniversary
Starting point is 00:20:01 and it's a sensational book about Jim's demons. What do they say? If any actor doesn't have demons then don't go see their fucking movies because they're gonna be boring. All of us actors have demons but this guy told a story that wasn't his story. Who was the guy? He worked on the show? He was like a locations manager. What the fuck does he know? Everybody's furious about it. So he's a location scout that said that James had demons? Yeah but he was never on the show. He was there in the end. So he's a location scout that said that James had demons? Yeah, but he was never on the show. He was never, he was there in the end.
Starting point is 00:20:29 So wait, so you guys were partying and stuff, like blowing off steam? It was like a loose set? We all were partying. We were having, no, not on set. I mean, we would drink when we had those scenes where we're eating and drinking. We always ate and drank.
Starting point is 00:20:41 It was real booze. Yeah, there's that one scene with Christopher and I where we're at the funeral, we're at the Livia's memorial. Yeah, and Chrissy's high. We were so stoned. You actually were high. We were so fucking, it was an experiment. That's great acting in that scene.
Starting point is 00:20:54 But they also painted our eyes red and we were like, oh, we don't need this. We were so stoned that we couldn't do the scene. I have a question about sex scenes in movies. I've never done one. Yeah. But I would, eventually it probably will happen in my career. You're definitely gonna have about sex scenes in movies. I've never done one. Yeah, but I would look I'm you know Eventually it probably will happen in my career
Starting point is 00:21:07 You're definitely with the style of big sexy casting that they that they put me out for But like is it true that actors imagine the audience naked when they're when they're doing a sex scene Wait, say it again the audio when an actor does a sex scene Yeah, or is it true that actors imagine the audience naked? You mean like if it's live? Like in the theater or like on set? I just thought that was a saying about acting where if you're doing a sex scene, you imagine that the audience is naked.
Starting point is 00:21:37 No. That's not true, Adam. Well, I didn't go to Tisch, so I don't know anything about acting. Oh my god. How long have you been in New York for? Um, about to be 10 years. Oh, not long. For me, it's- And again, your life hasn't-
Starting point is 00:21:53 I'm getting- You're not as old as me. I'm getting- Mayor Adam sent me a letter. I'm getting Yankee fitted at Tim's 10-year anniversary. He said that's for your 10-year- What's Kathy Hochul going to send you? I don't know. What's her vibe? Maybe she'll send you a vaccinated necklace and she'll ask you to be oh, yeah You don't like the facts. You're not about that. You're not about that. No, I don't really I don't really give a shit about you
Starting point is 00:22:14 They're waiting on Hollywood. Well, yeah, that's the only reason why I'm not about it cuz I who gives a fuck like yeah Yeah, but it killed opportunities for you. I mean, it killed a lot of things. What did it kill? The virus? Anyway, so what are you in New York for right now? We're promoting our street wear clothing line because I can never wear my tennis outfit again and act on television.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And what is that called? Because I wasn't compliant and fun. Ultra free. Ultra free, let's hear about it. The ultra-free's in the back of my leg. You got that? You got that? Fuckin' workout.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Just kidding. So what's the idea for the... I mean, it's ultra-free. The website's ultrafree.co, and it's really just... Let's get a little, what was it, elevator pitch? You gotta like, what kind of woman is wearing this? It's men and women and it's like a streetwear line. So it's like streetwear meets January 6th or something, right? Yeah, it's not really about politics. It's got political vibes because it was born out of it, but it's not really
Starting point is 00:23:17 about that. It was born out of politics. It was born out of it because freedom is not cool anymore. I think that you shouldn't allow shouldn't allow the you shouldn't allow these... I don't have a choice Adam. I didn't allow anybody. I'll cast you. You can work it. These people are crazy. So what if I cast you as my as my wife on the show? Can we please do that? That would be so much fun. I'm your older wife. I take care of you. So in this show like do we have kids or what's the? We could have kids.
Starting point is 00:23:47 What's the conflict, though? Maybe the whole show is us trying to get the old lady pregnant. That can't be, wait, so it's porn? Or we're going to fertility? That can't be the only problem. Listen, we'll do the show on my OnlyFans stage. Really?
Starting point is 00:24:03 I'm just kidding. What, so you've moved on to OnlyFans. That's? I'm just kidding. What? So you've moved on to OnlyFans. That's it, man. I fucking... I have to say, I've never seen it before. OnlyFans? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Neither did I. I never saw it until I did it. And you enjoy it? Are people gross to you? People should respect you. No, they are respectful. Good. Yeah, it's a fan page.
Starting point is 00:24:21 You tell me if anyone is out of line. No, they're not out of line. It's cool. It would make me insane. There's a few of them that are out of line. Actually, when I was researching for this, I found a YouTube page. You tell me if anyone is out of line. No, they're not out of line. It would make me insane. There's a few of them that are out of line. Actually, when I was researching for this, I found a YouTube video where he's like, reviewing Dray-o Dei-ma-chay-o's OnlyFans page. Oh, are you fucking kidding?
Starting point is 00:24:34 And I was like, I want to kill him. I literally want to kill him. I got a surprise for you. You do? Yeah, can I get it out? Can you? Yeah, he's bringing it. What is?
Starting point is 00:24:44 Can you get it out? What the you know? He's bringing? What is it? Can I make it up? What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, we here's a you close your eyes. Yes Okay, promise you're closing. I promise Yeah Are you gonna put something? No, no, I'm not gonna come on. He fucked up. That wasn't it So keep them. I'll just be asleep for a little bit. It's cool. You know, this guy's from Jersey over here. Wait, what if they can't be...
Starting point is 00:25:08 He's an eye-trallion from Jersey. He might need to blindfold. Where is it? No, I don't. Under here? No, it doesn't work unless I have a... I gotta open my eyes. I'm just gonna turn around. I put it in the bag. Oh no no I have it. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:25:29 Aria you can open your eyes. Did you just put something in your mouth? No. You can open your eyes. Oh my god you look like Christopher. Yeah I do. Oh my god. Is it true what they said? You recognize him? Yeah yeah. That you made number two in your pants? I oh yeah. Is it true?
Starting point is 00:25:45 When during the mock execution he pooped his pants and the Russians said, oh, poopia. Wait a second, you look like fucking Michael. He does. Come on, what the fuck? No. Your nose isn't big enough and you're cute. I know, he's got a huge one. That's kind of where cousins, the Jews and the Italians. Yeah. We're like, we're melodramatic, we're annoying.
Starting point is 00:26:10 The Jews and the Italians are the same. You know what they say, Tony says in the show, Jews with better food. Yes, it's true. So I do look like him? Yeah, you do. Can I make You make out? No. Ha ha ha ha. Is it true you made number two in your pants? Ladies and gentlemen, Tracey Matero. Woo! What a day. What an awesome day. Today was my bar mitzvah! Your bar mitzvah.
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