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Episode Date: July 3, 2026Adam and Wos talk England and analyze the main contenders. They then break down what would constitute success for the USMNT before Adam debuts his new viral World Cup song. Host: Adam FriedlandCohost...: Wosny LambreExecutive Producers: Adam Friedland, Marc Fineman, and Mason KleinWriters: Adam Friedland and Sam SerxnerProducers: Sam Serxner, Julia Cassidy, and Chris WholersEditor: Jon RoemerStudio Tech: Adam Tarin--See Adam on tour https://theadamfriedland.show/pages/tour--JOIN THE FRIEDLAND FAMILY FOUNDATION / PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION:https://www.youtube.com/@TheAdamFriedlandShow/join--Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/TheAdamFriedlandShow--Buy our merch: https://theadamfriedland.show/collections/new--X: https://x.com/adam_talkshowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/theadamfriedlandshowTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@adamfriedlandshowclipsYouTube: Subscribe to @TheAdamFriedlandShow here:https://www.youtube.com/c/TheAdamFriedlandShowSubscribe to @TAFSClips here: https://www.youtube.com/@tafsclipsThe Ringer is committed to responsible gaming. Please visit https://fanduel.com/playwithaplan to learn more about the resources and helplines. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Welcome to the beautiful pod. I'm Adam Friedland.
We got a hot show for you today.
Wazi Lombre joins me. We're going to talk England.
We're going to talk the Big Four, which is, of course, France, Spain, Argentina, and Brazil.
And of course, we're talking to the U.S. men's national team.
Say goodbye to the teams that lost, and we close with the official.
Actually, don't close.
I'm going to say higher in the episode.
Don't worry.
This is going in.
I'm not retaking this intro.
I'm going to debut the new anthem for the World Cup for the England.
English men's national team.
It's really been the element that they've been missing.
So I think I've cracked it.
This is the song of the summer that I think,
should I play it on guitar?
What do you guys think?
All right, yeah.
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Welcome back, guys.
I'm here with Wazzi Elambray,
hailing from New York in Los Angeles.
That's right.
And I'm, of course, Adam Friedland,
hailing from Los Angeles in New York.
We traded places.
How you doing it?
How you enjoy the cup, my friend?
I'm loving it.
It's been incredible result after incredible result.
Like, the last minute nature of a lot of this shit
has been really, really fun.
Yeah.
We can get into it, but like, a lot of my black homies are very invested in the African nations doing well.
It's been tough.
Well, I'm just like, I want to see them do well, but that's not my main rooting interests.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm even watching and have fun.
What is your main interest in this cup, do you think?
America.
America.
Okay, cool.
America.
And then seeing, like, you know, like, I'm also not one of these people who.
want to see England suffer for the rest of time?
Well, you know, in 1776, 250 years ago, of course, we played a game of soccer against
them and we won.
We kicked their asses.
Yeah.
I believe it was a hat trick for, uh, for, uh, was the name of Eric Adams?
John Adams, John Adams.
John Adams. Not Eric Adams.
Dude, you miss all of Eric Adams?
You weren't living here?
No.
Oh, it was awesome.
I was gone for four years by the time that guy got elected.
I was a Bloomberg baby, Denkins.
You should have come back for Adams.
Giuliani.
He had eight phones on him at all times for different crimes.
He was the best.
Anyway, I want to get into the cup.
I've been enjoying a lot, too.
I guess I don't really have a loyalty in the cup.
I think I just, for me personally, I just want to see what.
I mean, I want to see either Carlo kind of like shithouse it to complete football.
And, like, he has all the other trophies and then just this is the last piece left.
It would be incredible.
And he would do it for, like, the legacy country.
like Brazil and I just like all the casuals and hipsters would be like actually they don't if you look at the statistics
I don't I want to see Casamiro just literally just look dog shit and the score a hat trick somehow and we're like I thought you were dead in the first half uh yeah and I think I want to like uh whether or not there's a farewell to messy and it just feels like we got to
god I hope it is yeah why that is just insane it's come on you're gonna get flipped you're done with messy you're done
I'm done with it.
And the rationale being?
There's no real rationale.
I just always took the Rinaldo side of things for swag factor.
You got more handsome.
Yeah, a lot more hands.
He's just cooler to me.
That was it.
There's no debate about who's better.
Like, it's not, I don't even think it's, it's not even close, right?
Like, in terms of who's been the better player.
So you think like better body, better abs, better muscles, you're going to go Rinaldo.
For sure.
I mean, I can't argue there.
I guess it comes down to I'd rather fuck Ronaldo than Messi.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So what do you make of Ronaldo's tournament thus far as?
What do you think?
It's kind of a...
I thought the best, the BEO, the best part.
He scored on Borat.
He got two on Borat.
He scored two goals against Uzbekistan.
They had a plumber.
They had a literal plumber play.
And it screams. I'm back at the camera.
That was...
Yeah.
That's why he's cool.
Perfect Rinaldo.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
It's cool.
It's cool how the FIFA made a custom suey patch that he could have.
It's just like, oh, God, he's such a herb.
Anyway, we don't have to get into it.
This is going to hold us back.
I want to go through.
Okay, so here's what we're going to do today.
I'm going to start with England.
Did you watch England DRC?
Of course.
Dr. Congo, as I call him.
But, yeah, I think I want to hit that one first.
What would have been crazy of Belgium?
Because my girl kept getting that confused.
all day yesterday.
But we're like, wait, who played?
Was it, Senegal?
I was like, man, it would have been kind of crazy
if that was the Congo versus Belgium.
The revenge of King Leopold.
Yeah, it is always really weird
because there's like the colonialism aspects of things,
but now you have to like reverse colonialism
where you have 75 like French players playing on different teams.
Like a, not for France.
Right.
And then so it's just like, who are the real victims?
And I think it's the English.
And the French, I mean, the English,
Erling Holland was born there.
If only we could keep...
Imagine if England had Olisei and Holland.
Olise, Holland, and...
Musilana.
Yeah.
Musiala.
There's another guy that could have been on England.
But they slapped us in the face.
They slapped King Charles in the face.
And they should...
And I will never forget it.
They slapped the English-speaking world in the face.
But going back to the...
You brought up the African teams.
The cool thing is, is that...
the football factory of the world right now,
besides South London is like the suburbs of Paris.
And like they just, they like literally just print ballers.
I mean, they like, it's a, and like all these guys are like from the Paris suburbs.
Couldn't get into Claire Fontaine, like into the academy in France.
Or it started there and were like, I can't get into the national side.
Elise went, he literally has no connection basically.
He's the least connection with.
And he went just because like, just to be like, I'm going to go for the hardest.
one. That's like, which is so
pimp of him. Like, he's my
I mean, he definitely up his chances
of actually winning a World Cup.
That's for sure. Yeah, but it's like,
yeah, but it's like, I have to be so good
that I can get into an 11th with him Bobbett.
Yeah, yeah. So it's like, that's actually
just like put your nuts on the table. Like, just
like a very, very impressive
thing. But yeah, I want to
start with England because like, I have
four teams right now that could, that could
potentially do it. And by that, I mean
one team. I mean, Francis is just going to walk it.
Seems that way.
They have every advantage in the world.
They have eight guys that snipe,
and they have, like, two of them that they don't even use.
I'm like, I get excited, like, when they make a sub.
And I'm like, oh, yeah.
Like, I'm excited.
Like, when I was like, oh, look, thank you for tucking your shirt in, sir.
Like, I think, like, yeah, when Metetta makes it on, I'm like, God, I've been wanting to see him.
Yeah, Marcus Taram hasn't played a minute yet, right?
And he bags.
I mean, it's just like, it's a fun for.
He just gets garbage time.
Yeah.
And he led the Premier League in assists last season.
What tournament football is about is about moments, right?
It's literally about a guy that could just break out of a slug fest.
A lot of these matches are nil-nills, one-ones.
They're low-scoring.
They go to pins.
It's about having a guy that is capable of breaking out of just like a heavyweight, like a bout.
And they have, I think, five guys that you could argue are like that.
The other three teams, of course, are Spain and the Brazil or Argentina.
I think those are the four that I kind of like would put up against one another.
I want to start with England because they're outside that group.
And then we're going to close on the United States of America.
But did you, England, Congo, I thought was a great match.
Like, I really enjoyed it.
I mean, it was incredible.
That Harry Cango, the winner.
The second.
Yeah, I was screaming in my house, screaming.
I know my neighbors were like, yeah, what's up with this dude right now?
It's sports summer.
It's sports summer.
We got the finals, then we got this.
It's for the boys this summer.
It's so great.
Yeah, and I'm pissed now that we have three games a day
because we were having four for a while.
And I have to do it for work, was.
I'm doing it.
It's my job.
I mean, it's the closest thing we've gotten
to like a college football Saturday
or even NFL Sunday
where basically when you're here,
this football on from 10 a.m.
to basically 9 p.m.
Yeah, so the last, well, you're in West Coast,
but yeah, the last kickoff today is at 11 p.m.
So, like, yeah, I just like, yeah,
but it's every day, too.
It's like if the NFL were in the music.
I know, it's so sick.
Yeah. I love sports lover.
Yeah.
I really enjoyed it, too, like Congo impressed me.
Actually, speak of, we should play the,
you're saying the K and second goal since you brought up.
We should play on reason analysis.
I watched it in real time, though,
where he's just like the angle and like he didn't fall over.
And just, yeah, just generating that much power from that move.
Yeah, from a ball that's behind you and your body's going in the opposite direction, like, away from the goal.
The thing that's cool about him is actually if you look at his shot chart from like the entire game,
the finishes, like he tries to figure out the keeper.
He tries a different finish each time.
And it's like, he's like, I haven't roofed it yet.
And like on that one, he was like, but with your body going that direction, it's like that, that processing of those type of choices, which from your brain to your body to the back of the net is like a really impressive.
Kane is, uh, some guys have to like hype themselves up in sports and some guys have to have nothing in their brains.
And like, Kane and Saka are two guys that never like get emotional.
Jude in the second half, when he got that yellow card, I'm like, he might, he might lose his head.
and he's on the opposite side of the spectrum
and like uh
and i think just like
it feels like he cares too much
well he's just gotten a bopet
the last two years and like he was like the face
of England and now he's kind of like trying to revive
things i think
but like i mean he's my favorite
i don't know were you watching with the commentary
yes i was it was some of the most dog shit
commentary i've ever watched darren fletcher
the dudes i feel like they're overcompensating
for the fact that everybody watching knows you're rooting for England.
And it just kept being like, I'm sorry.
You know, I'm going for England.
But I got to say, these guys are the Congo, they're so long.
It's like, guys.
That's a really good point.
I started laughing out loud when you're like,
Aaron Wanbassaka, he loves to defend.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
They, but I just want to play your clip.
It was next level.
Did you see the clip of, well, the keeper was next level?
This is the clip of Danny Murphy.
Is he in the UK?
Hey, he's doing the game.
ITV.
An ITV, yeah.
This was what we're, this is the best thing I've ever seen.
You used to have a cat called Bob.
The game's not that, that.
Yeah, he jumped in the back of a royal male van and we lost him.
Sad really.
Anyway.
Just unreal.
Unreal.
Dude, I wish I was a, I wish I was like a color commentator.
They have such a different.
style of
Fallen Games than
Mike Green
and Tim Legler
right?
Like they have
the poetry guys
yeah
they have the poetry guys
and then they have the guy
that's like literally
I mean that was like
Alan Partridge or something
that was like
just like he's like for God
he was there
I had a cat once
jumps to the back of a
royal mail van
yeah just like
where are you
one thing I thought
was cool about the game
is like
I really
the thing that I'm
tossing around my head
a lot is about too cool system and how
how resilient
it will be forward
like moving forward
but one thing that was cool
the Congo coach needs to get a good job
like a like a move upwards after this
they noticed that because they're
playing their winger so high that there was a ton
of space like on the on the
far side of the pitch and they were just
they were like exploiting it constantly
and they were like just driving like that first goal
was exactly that
and the first goal was exactly that
that they scored, but yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I think, go ahead.
No, just again, like, the dude
catches the ball on the wing, and he's got
so much space in front of him.
He's able to just, like, tee off on that shot.
Yeah, and the responsibility goes
to the midfielders, right?
So, because they have to cover that space.
And the problem is this, is, like, Tuchel has explicitly
stated, and this is my thesis on England right now.
He's explicitly stated this is a Premier League team, right?
And we're going to play, like, we're in the prim.
the issue is
is that these guys
are a lot of them
like Saka's playing
on one leg right now
right?
He could barely walk
but he's just on
for crosses
and corners
he's the only one
it feels like
that could even
like Jude
has had some moments
where he attacked
guys 1 V1
and actually like
won that matchup
but like
Saka feels like
the only guy
that can even
attempt the 1V1
Rashford my God
yesterday
he was
wolf
I mean yeah
I mean
thank God
that was tough
Princess Diana came on and had two assists, so we're good.
But, like, no, the thing about Sackett is he's on 5% right now.
So he's literally just like at full strength.
He was the best player for England, like twice.
In the Euros?
He was the England player of the season two years in a row.
I mean, what we're seeing right now is this team is built to set up Hurricane and feed him.
The good thing is, like, along with Early Holland, he's the best striker in the world.
He's the best goal score in the world.
And so that's what they have going for them.
They live and die by Harry Kane.
The issue I have is that if you're going to play a Premier League style,
the Prim is stronger and faster than any other league.
And, like, Rice and Saka, for instance,
are coming off of a brutal 60-game season where they're broken.
Sacken's on one leg.
Rice is at 50% right now.
And it's like...
Heckler Rice shouldn't be playing the amount of minutes that he's playing right now,
but they kind of have no choice.
It's kind of crazy.
I actually, when he moved to right back,
like, I actually thought there was something to it.
Because deck like operating.
First of all,
Jed Spence is a,
he's stinks.
Okay,
he's my least favorite player
in England.
He's wearing the halo
like master,
master commander.
Like,
what the fuck?
He broke his jaw.
He thinks he's Roberto Carlos,
but he's Phil Neville.
Like that,
like,
he has the fucking ego.
Like,
he thinks he's the best player
of the world,
and he just does nothing.
He does nothing.
He loves to carry the ball, though.
Yeah.
That's like his favorite shit.
But his bag is just
a,
is not there.
My favorite player is like
I'm so glad everyone welcome to the
Nodi Madaweke experience because I've been watching
this all season. He is
his handle is
like world class, top five of the league.
He'll dribble six guys and then
he will. It's like if Russ
only shot threes, right?
It's like if Russ never drove.
Never got to the basket. He never got to the basket.
Everything is from distance.
He's just like, he's just
handle and just a 21%
three point percentage. That's his game.
That's basically what Nodius.
I mean, I think Nodius actually...
There's a lot of complaining on the internet about him, but...
I think it's a little overstated because he's like one of the only people that's creative right now.
The issue is, is like, are the gauntlet that they're about to go through is...
Oh, yeah, play...
This is my favorite clip.
This is from the last qualifier.
He missed a point.
Just, ooh.
I mean, like, just like, the movie plays.
The movie plays is like, he's like one of the only people in the world that can, like, that can dribble like that.
And then he misses a 0.99xG chance.
That is just welcome.
I mean, I love him.
He's Nick Young celebrating the three, right?
So, yeah.
Let me ask you something about the England squad.
Go ahead.
Because my buddy was like, watching the Knicks win the championship makes him believe that England could win the championship.
ship. The problem is the back line.
Doesn't account for it, right?
If they had, like, a rigid, like,
if they had dogs in the back four,
they could. They don't.
And Jordan Pickford is due for
a disaster. It's just,
the first goal could, I think
he could have done better on that. But
beyond that, like,
like, listen, they, the game,
we're overstating how close that game was.
A guy named Lionel that's worth
200, they should have had more than
two goals for sure. Oh, God,
went on a heater for like in front
of the world good for Lionel what's his name
Lionel Posse
Lionel and Posse whose transfer value
according to Fott mob is like 250
K. Come on.
It's just like so this guy in front of the
world went on an absolute heater his save
on the Jude header. I was like
I mean
I was like so happy for a
but like legitimately they and they did
attack better in the first half actually.
In the third in quarter three they allowed
Dr. Congo back into
it. But like, that
should have been three goals
in the first half. I mean, three or four.
I mean, like, they were like peppering him with shots
and this guy just in one moment,
just, you know. I mean, there were moments
where defenders were just in the right place at the
right time, too, right, in front of the goal.
And, like, credit to Congo,
they, like, punched him up the way.
Also, Adam, we got to remember because it's England,
we're giving the Congo a better
chance than what has actually been
happening on the field. It's like something
disastrous is about to happen,
because it's England.
It's the back line.
It's the back line.
Actually, something disastrous.
Listen, okay, here's the gauntlet.
Let me read it for you.
Yes.
Mexico Azteca, round of 16.
Ghosts of the hand of God,
ghosts of Maradona surrounding them at altitude.
That place is going to be on fire.
Quarter final.
Brazil in Miami.
My friend, my friend who lives in Miami
said he went to go see Brazil during the group stages.
He said it was like it was cold outside.
It was like the weather,
did not affect them whatsoever.
They're just built for it.
In the semifinal, they have to beat
messy.
They have to be messy in the semifinal.
And in the final, they have to beat the best team
in the world. They have to be friends.
If they pull it off, it is the greatest football
accomplishment I've ever probably seen. Lester,
maybe. Like, it is just like
do we feel this way
like they're going to do it? No.
And that's why I think...
Even Mexico, just like
the circumstances
feels
I would assume
I don't know who your betting sponsor is
whoever they are
I bet you
England is favorite
to win that match
we have like a offshore
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Genuinely speaking, like, if they can survive that got, like playing against Mexico, host nation bump, goes to Meredona,
and then at altitude against, yeah, just against an intent.
entire country that, like, is just...
But don't forget, El-Tree
to make it past the round of 16.
They haven't done it in fucking 40 years, and they
act like their Real Madrid.
But they literally, they're
like incensed. They're, like, offended every time
El-Tree to make it
to the corners, okay? Let's see it happen.
I like, I mean, I'm really happy
for Mexico. I don't like the team.
But guess what? You guys play in the best
league of the world. They play in
League MX. Right?
Yeah. Their Starboy plays in shit.
beat those guys. You should beat them.
Starboy plays in Tijuana. Like, you know,
like, not saying that it's just not as strong
of the league, right?
It's not comparable.
Their crest is dope. It has a dog on it.
Pull it up, Sam.
By the way, here in
freaking L.A.,
after every single, especially
where I live in Mid City,
after every Mexico victory,
it's beyond the 4th of July out here.
It's like Baghdad, bro. I'm like,
what is going on out there? It's scary, dude.
Yeah, yeah. No, the boys really, like, I think the viewership of League MX in the U.S.
is higher than the U.S. like, viewership for MLS, which is crazy.
Like, yeah, I mean, I love, I'm rooting for the boys, but you live in mid-city?
Yes, I do.
I live in Baddy City, actually.
Let's try that again.
Okay.
Anyway, England played fine.
I don't think they can get through that alive.
They're going to die.
I think if they get to the quarters and they're in my mind.
Miami hurricane like I literally you know I was listening to a podcast like I was talking about
that when you breathe through your mouth it triggers your fighter flight response
when you breathe through your nose and I was just my first thought was like a hairy
he's a mouth breather yeah I don't understand how he's triggering his fight or flight response
but okay and the last point is just like why was that not a yellow card and also bro
dribble past him you have a fucking open net there
And also, bro, two billion people are watching you right now.
Like, it was a very, he's LeBron.
I think he's LeBron.
You had a Dr. Jekyll of Mr. Hyde.
You saw him do that, which is like, come on, come on, bro.
You haven't opened that.
I mean, that's my thing with Harry, too.
This, this, he's not Bronn.
I mean, LeBron has had, what?
He's Jordan.
Two bad playoff series in his life.
No, I'm just saying the dive into the magic.
Yeah.
he's not brawn, obviously.
He's more like, I don't know.
The narrative around Harry Kane is the biggest choker ever.
For him to make that shot to put the game away is pretty nice.
No, and talent-wise, he's no brawn.
He's Catino Mobley at best.
All right, let's go.
So now I kind of, I want to try an experiment.
I think France is the best team in the world.
And then I identified three more teams.
So I identified Spain.
What's going on in that?
Is your mall?
It's just one zero.
One zero?
Yeah.
All right.
They're so boring.
They're so boring.
Anyway, I love that team, but they're, they just look really slow without Nico Williams.
Exactly.
And like, less dangerous without Nico Williams.
So Spain, Argentina, and Brazil.
So I want to go through and like break down what each match looks like, like just as a thought experiment and how each team wins, right?
So what are the conditions that need to happen for anyone to upset the best team in the
world. Okay. So let's go, we're going to go France, Spain. Okay. So this is a replay of the
semis in the Euros in 2020. We're Spain one. And now they're on a collision course for the,
for ostensibly, if all things go, according to the strength, the squad strength,
they're going to meet again in the, has Spain looked like the second best squad in this
tournament to you? Not to me. They had it. No, I mean, your attack is shit, bro. Yamah is, well,
well, yeah, well, they end up arguably
the best player in the world. So like, Yamal is just
like he was hurt and he's coming back to fitness.
What has to happen is the boy
the boy,
the, you know,
the boy has to ascend to the best player of the world.
They put three guys on him, though,
because Nico Williams isn't on the other side.
Like, they're just tilting
the entire fucking shape of their
defense to this dude.
And yeah, he could, sometimes he could beat two guys.
But, like,
I don't know, bro. Like, there's nothing they
can do if teams are put three guys on
his kid. I like his, I like his chances.
It just depends on fitness. I think he could beat
11 guys. I mean, he's just, he's
God. But the problem
is, like, France doesn't play D.
Right? Like, so it's like, we don't
really know. Like, their
primary, and we could, we could, like,
call back to this each time. Their primary
weakness, I think, is Upa Maguire.
And Saliba, Saliba needs back
surgery after the World Cup. I mean, like,
their central defense is weak. Magic
Mike in goal, though, is the god.
I love him. But, like,
I would say, like, that is where you exploit them.
Like, you have to hit them.
I mean, obviously, if you're trying to score a goal, you're going to hit them there.
But, like, it's central defense.
I think, like, the way the game would look.
Here, I, like, kind of took some of those.
The way the game would work is, like, it's, you have to ascend.
But the main difference is Nico was also peppering shots.
And you would be able to play Danny almost centrally.
And I like that front line way better.
Why is he coming off the bench, by the way?
Who?
Daniel.
I think they're putting him on, wait, what did you say?
He came off the bench the last match.
No, no, he was on the left, I thought.
No?
Was it last match?
Maybe it was because they had already qualified or something like that.
Yeah, yeah.
I think, yeah.
Right now they're starting, Omo and Oryozoe,
Arieusible.
Sam, how do you say?
Oyersubel.
All right.
whatever, dude.
I'm not going to learn that shit, dude.
It's your fault for being from the Basque country or whatever.
To me, all four of those kids have to play, right?
Nico, Pension, Moll, Lamaul.
They all got to play.
So that's the difference here.
I think the problem is this.
With the drinks breaks, like, we've had Cape Verde's stories, and we've had, like, you know,
we've had the minnows that punch above their weight because Spain is a possession team, right?
So they need 45 minutes to fucking, to, like, to, like, you know, we've had, you know, we've had the minnows that punch above their weight because,
It train you.
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, literally, and when you're chasing a possession team, you get cooked because it takes
way more energy than passing the ball around people.
And that's like, Spanish footballers are like, their academies set them up this way.
They're like, even if we're not physically the most imposing, we're going to be the smartest.
We think faster than you.
Yeah.
Yeah, and we'll, like, exploit space, you know.
And so the issue is, is that France is like, Deschamp is whether or not he rocks with the front
four.
Because having a two-man midfield and then having four, like, forwards, you have in Spain, I would say one of the top two midfields in the tournament.
And you would need, like, pedri and fucking Rodry and then fucking our boy, Marino.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who looks like he works at like, he's like, welcome Nevada.
Like at a sandwich shop?
No, he's like, yeah, he's like, I'm at the four-l-lick.
Panini shop.
No, he's like the head of like,
he's the head of financing.
He's like, all right, guys,
I'm gonna get you sorted out.
Yeah, McCle-Marino, yeah.
Yeah, he's like, yeah,
he works at a Kia financing event, right?
He's like, McHale Marino.
He has the office, right?
He's just so like a polo shirt, black with dockers.
At the car dealership, you say.
Going back to the four quarters point,
it breaks, it breaks you.
Like, Spain, like, Spain, like,
Spain cannot exploit that 45 minutes of hell
of chasing you.
With the,
With the break.
With the drink break.
Guess what?
Welcome to a fucking America.
We got four,
four motherfucking quarters.
Okay?
This shit is fucked up,
bro.
That shit is so fucked up.
To sell some extra ads.
It's so fucked up.
Yeah, but like we got Cape Verde, right?
We got the little guy.
We got some of Cinderella out of it.
And so that's why Cape Verde
needs to write a letter to our sponsors.
Ramco.
The other problem is this.
They, for some reason,
have the best goalkeeper in the world
on the bench and they won't play him.
I mean, David Raya, like, David Raya
could cut, here's a, I'm an
Restown supporter, we
were not as good as
the amount of goals that we let in because
this guy was incredible this year.
He just was like, it was
double save, worldly save after
worldy save, and he like covered up a lot of
defensive frailties. Gabriel, like,
in possession, Gabriel would fuck up, and
David Raya would have a worldly save.
And like, they're not using him.
They never use him
And I don't understand why
Beyond that
The way he claims clearances
He's fucking Jerry Rice
I'm in a group chat
With an arsenal supporter
Like yourself
And my boy Nando
Who is
He's Spanish
And you know
He loves Rayl Madrid
Yeah
Yeah
And they argue about riot
Like on a daily
fucking basis
And he's just like
Yeah he's not that good
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why would Rail Madrid
to have smoke with Raya.
No, it's not that.
He roots for the Spanish national team.
He's like, bro, he's not the best goalkeeper.
He's the best goalkeeper in the world.
He literally is.
I mean, like, he, yeah, he was amazing this year.
He won us league.
Kind of, like, secretly, like, everyone wants to say,
it was him and Rice.
It was, like, 50, 50.
And now Rice has, he's broken.
So, like, so what you have to do is, like,
you have to boss the midfield and, like, play a possession game.
And you literally cannot allow space for them to run.
But, like, it's, I don't...
It sounds like hopeless to me.
Their back line is mid.
This is KD. Warriors to me.
It's like saying, oh, but their perimeter defense isn't that strong
because they're starting Steph Curry.
It's like, all right, but they're just going to kill you.
We're trying to make arguments.
Yeah.
I completely agree.
It's kind of feels like an inevitability.
And, but I think there is a chance when they go to, like,
semis finals,
there is a chance
to exploit the fact
that they're not
playing a midfield three
and you can deal with that.
Specifically,
the way you deal with that
is by playing a low block
and hitting them on the break.
And it's like,
you have to treat them like their PSG,
right?
And we saw PSG like hit five every game
and then Arsenal was like,
they have better players than us.
The only strategy we had is like
we parked the bus
and then what we saw
was like Farish Galea,
who in my opinion,
I think is the best player
the world.
He's top
five player in the world.
That front three are like
Riot of the Valkyries and we
they didn't do shit in that game because like
Arsville were like we are going to make it hell
to play against us but the problem is
when you look at these national sides can you get
11 guys to lock in
to commit that way?
Yeah.
That's just it's like to play on a string
to borrow NBA term.
Yeah exactly.
Yeah.
So that's like kind of the argument
and then you know then the other
thing is like I was saying before moments guys
like they have five
conservatively
and then they
I mean the Olyse's shit
is the thing that like just kills me
because this guy has no flaws
like what what is he bad at
I'm trying to understand
out of possession maybe
maybe yeah sure
he's not working as hard
out of possession but like
but like
what are we talking about
this dude has eyes behind his head
you got to protect the
quarterback.
Yeah, that's how it always is.
A guys that are, I mean, like, whatever.
Yeah, I would say that.
His finishing is insane.
He's so class.
He's silk.
I mean, I love watching.
Crazy.
He's dribbling is crazy.
Everything is just, I'm like, this guy's perfect.
He's, uh, he is like, just like, he's such a beautiful player to watch.
I mean, facts.
The issue is this.
Mbapé, we'll get to, here's the, what I think we do Brazil and then Argentina, right?
Sure.
So, what do you.
You think of...
Brazil's not beat.
Brazil has no fucking chance.
Oh, okay.
Against the...
No.
I got to tell you, man.
I got to tell you, man.
You think Brazil is going to win the World Cup?
No.
You can't say that.
You can't say that when they have...
Why?
It's Carlo, man.
It's Carlo.
Every single time...
Think about PEP, right?
Pep in the Champions League would be...
I say this all the time.
He would be freaking out.
But the night before...
But the night before...
Carlo literally wouldn't
give a team talk. He'd say go out there
and have fun, right? And then some
like bum would like, some
bum would score in two an extra time.
Like, Deschamps, the
one advantage I think France has
is that they also have an idiot
as their manager. That's what I'm saying.
They're not going to overthink this.
So, so, so
two idiots, two idiots
canceling each other out. It's kind of
like that, I
this is the thing. I've become
like, like, just a contrarian
watching the World Cup because I'm, I'm like,
insecure about liking football and soccer.
Why?
Why are you insecure about this?
Because is what is the whack it?
It's like the guys that said like,
it's the office reply all,
and they said like a gift.
So I think this has to do with the...
They said a gift to everyone and is whack.
It's like Dwight.
It's like Dwight doing like dancing.
And it's like, I hate this guy.
So I was funny.
I was talking to my boy about this.
And I think this has to do with the time
that you became a soccer fan.
No, no.
I think that everyone was.
I think like people that liked soccer in America
were the most insufferable people on planet Earth
about their affinity.
Right.
I don't think that's the case anymore with the sport here.
I honestly think this World Cup
has taught everyone that has made everyone realize
that soccer's dope.
Yes.
People don't need to be convinced of it.
They're like, well, actually.
Yeah.
No, no.
It's over for that.
They're hooping.
It's just like we're like seeing guys like crossovers and dunks.
Like, it's awesome.
It's everything we like about sports.
But in the NBA, you have three months that are abominable to watch, really.
So, I mean...
Yes, they have a way better regular season, for sure.
What I was explaining to Ethan was like,
if you're watching a fucking Man United versus Stoke match,
and, like, you see the people that are, like, going nuts for Stoke in the crowd,
like, to see that and think this is an elite-ist sport,
that's impossible to square for me.
Yeah, well, in the States, yeah.
In the States, yeah.
As an American, like, watching soccer people in England,
like, watching them enjoy the sport,
it's hard for me to see that and think,
this is a sport for the most elitist,
intellectual people on planet Earth.
That shit don't square.
It's like you get college ball on Saturday,
you get NFL on Sunday.
I mean, what it is, is like, it is a,
reprieve or like
it's a
it's the
you get a rest
from having a shitty week at work
the work like they they like
it is a vacation for the working class
in the same way that football is on the weekends right
it's what it's not is a bunch
of people talking about Jalen Brown
is not as good as Derek White
yeah that's what it's not
I mean NBA has gotten
NBA has gotten more hipster I really think
yeah but here's the thing is like
yeah these guys like you know
I mean also wait just one more thing
I know we're getting off tangent.
Guys,
I like it.
Stop blaming the NBA analytic shit
on white guys.
It's Indian guys too.
It's diverse.
I agree.
I agree.
They're Indian too.
Indian guys are better at math.
Is that what you were saying?
You were also saying that the Lakers,
you were saying that because they had three.
I'm just kidding.
You got off track.
You think Brazil has a good chance to be France because they're not thinking of fuck.
Here's the thing.
It's like this guy's magic.
Okay.
Like the only analog we could.
look at is US 94, right?
Brazil was doo-doo cheeks.
They were unimpressive.
They were, like, kind of boring.
They, in the final, we were up against Italy, who were better.
And they kind of, like, they have to go that model.
Carlo is someone that can set, they can have, I said those last episode.
Casimir could look like abject in the first half.
And then just, yeah, and then score, like an equalizer.
You're like, you know, the thing is, is like, he just is.
He's like he just literally he just believes in like having a heavy pasta meal with wine the night before.
And then he believes in just like sitting there and not not reacting or celebrating to any goals.
All that shit you said about like the England team like trying to operate like a Premier League team or even Spain just like barking the bus against France.
We know like Brazil's not like there's no chance in hell that they would do that.
And that's why they are better suited to the World Cup than England.
That's the problem.
Sure. But I'm saying against France, they're not good.
They're just going to play and then they're going to just get beat for doing that.
Like, that's what you have to do.
Here's the problem.
What you have to do is you have to, like, look at the roster.
There are four or five guys that are can lightning hit you on the break.
Like, and you got Upa McGuire in the middle.
You have like, you have your favorite player of all time.
Upma, Maguire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, that's the thing.
Repinia.
Is he coming back?
don't know.
He's done.
He's done.
Cunia's lightning fast.
Martinelli's lightning fast.
They have Vinny.
Vinny, who's playing against his abuser.
Who's playing against...
Who's playing against the person that's literally just...
Sorry.
Stalled your career a little bit.
Ryan's awesome.
And they...
Naimar...
Wouldn't it be amazing?
Wouldn't it be amazing?
If he scored the winning goal against France?
It would be amazing.
It would be...
like the Kobe 60 in the final.
Oh my God.
It would be like the Kobe 60.
It would be the Kobe 60.
It would be Kobe 60.
The only chance they have is
speed kills.
You exploit that and you exploit
the back line and
you kind of
have to be disciplined enough to park
from us. I don't think they have
11 guys that can do that.
That's my argument against Brazil.
The best chance
is Argentina?
Yeah, for sure.
because that team is set up
unlike any other team.
You have, first of all,
here's what they need
a fucking, they have God,
and then they have just a racist
low block.
They have,
they have nine guys that will,
I mean, just with the fervency
of white nationalism.
No, no.
I mean, they have nine guys
that will die for Messi, right?
Yeah.
And I won't say that that's,
listen, Messi doesn't even know
what racism is.
That's the thing.
Like, they can frustrate France.
But beyond that, there's the psychological aspect.
France is going to go, like, Mbapé's career has stalled.
Like, he won the World Cup at 19, and he, like, team on my back, 18 years old, won the league with Monaco.
As a resume that's, like, starting off your career, we're like, how far is this going to go?
Right.
His chance at reviving his legacy, like, when you think of him as a player, you think of France.
right?
You don't think of
Real Madrid
You don't think of PSG
That's for goddamn sure
No he's like
His association
Is realm of
When I think of Wayne Rudy
I don't think of England
I think of Manchester United
Right
So
This is his chance
In this term
He's saying he's got to go to England
No
I'm saying that
I'm saying that
The Ghosts of the last final
Right
He looks like
The Terminator right now
He's not playing with
any emotion
whatsoever. And that's what he needs to
keep doing. I think the problem
if he hips himself
up too much, if he's like, this is our
revenge, I scored a fucking hat trick
in the last final. Yes, Mabutu
too over here. Yeah, the team's
calling him Mbuthu. That's like, they're
playing into the... I just think the
only safe factor is just
you can't overstate that
bro. Like, yeah, Boppe has to be
special, but there's other guys who are
who have it in them to just do it.
But if he sikes himself up,
He could be a black hole on any team.
Just taking all of his fucking 50 footers?
Why did, yes.
And he's like, I have to do this.
If he feels the pressure, I mean, like, he was from the time he's 12 years old, like, up next.
And he's been waiting with Messi and Ronaldo, like, playing, what?
How old is he now?
He's 26?
27.
He's 27.
He's 27.
So he's been waiting literally 10 years.
And he was like, I was expecting maybe three years and then I'd be up next.
And, like, so he's going to be.
The Real shit has been such a fucking dud.
He went to a team with Jude Bellingham and Venetius,
and look how good they look in this tournament,
and look at what they look over there.
And it's because he is...
They all want to play in the same area
and do the exact same shit.
But he is the focal point,
and he takes everything away from everyone else.
The issue is, like,
it will adversely affect the other team if that happens.
And also, you just have...
Messi doesn't have any pressure on his shoulders anymore.
He already won the World Cup.
So, gun to your head.
You think Argentina is that.
actually the team best position to beat them?
100%. Yeah. Because you
have dogs. It's not in Spain anymore.
You have violent criminals in
their backline. You have the butcher.
You have the butcher and
Sergio Romero.
One of the most violent people I've ever seen.
Christian Romero.
Oh, Christian Romero.
Why are you laughing at me?
He took a great
pleasure in that
correction. I appreciate that.
You need to have like, these guys are like, I will kill someone.
You're Bill O'Reilly yelling at your producers.
You got to do that more.
We need more of that.
Well, he has a gun pointed at me, so I didn't want to say this on the show,
but Sam has a gun pointed at me right now.
It's like Ferner Herzog and Klaus Kiski and...
Apparently there's a...
Never mind.
Okay, so, yeah, so I think they have the best shot.
And also, just in a final, the romance of Messi potentially saying goodbye and do it again.
God, gross.
The way he's scoring right now is like, what we've seen his entire career is this immense pressure that Argentina's placed on him, right?
And now that it's done, he's like kind of chilling right now.
And his favorite thing is just like, I like to play sports, I like to play soccer.
And like, he's just like with all that pressure gone, we have six goals.
in the group stages, right?
Looking at it being, first of all,
the South American Derby of, like, Brazil, Argentina
in a semifinal,
and then France Bay, which is like the replay
of the Euro's semifinal,
we're well positioned.
That makes me, like, really fucking hype.
Yeah.
That makes me want to cream my pants if I'm being...
I'm fucking loving that.
I'm loving.
Oh, that would be so good.
All right.
Let's talk America.
How did you feel about that match yesterday?
Incredible.
It's, I mean, to me, that was overall the best I've ever seen the U.S. men's national team play.
I think the opening match.
I think the opening match in the first half was ridiculous, especially now that we're like, wait,
Farraguez, like, for real?
I mean, obviously the goal scoring, the fucking Pulisage taking on two defenders.
like routinely and beating them and creating,
like he was crazy in that first match.
But yesterday it's like the adversity
and the defense still keeps his shape.
Yeah.
And then the fucking insane free kick.
Yeah.
And just like, they just look like a complete team.
They're a real team.
They're a real team.
It's the first time we see them be a real team.
Ever!
And they're constructed, they're balanced.
Like, it's, there's a thing Pach has done
is there's intention.
Like, with the spaces that every player is taking up.
The midfield is the main thing for me.
The midfield, like, they have a real midfield, and they've bossed it every game.
I don't really care about, what do you call it, Bosnia, whatever.
Who cares?
Sorry.
Call me Slobod on Milosevic.
I don't, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
No, I don't like, I don't care about that match.
I really am thinking a lot about Belgium.
Before we, like, you know, kind of try to kind of see what that would look like.
I just want to give a big shout to big ROM.
Like, listen.
Oh, my God.
When he's fat, he bags.
When he's, like, has ads.
Yeah, look at Chelsea.
Look how, like, he's just, he's in great shape there.
He stinks.
And then when he goes fat, there's something about, yeah.
He's terrible.
He was terrible when he looked like that.
And then, like, you need a fat ROM.
And he's, like, his gold tallying for Belgium is, like, he's the best player in Belgium.
I was actually in the building.
for that New Zealand match.
And he comes on and two minutes later
he's scoring a header and people are just
losing it. Death, taxes,
fat rom. That's what I'm saying.
Fat rom. I love him so much.
He can't play 90 minutes, though.
Like, that is something you can't
possibly ask this guy to do.
You just need him fucking
like sweating his way
out at 65
and then he gives you a hat trick.
Belgium, listen,
looking ahead to the United
States, they stink.
They fucking suck.
They play like a team as like, oh, we're supposed
to have a team for our country.
But like, no one wants to be there.
It's like, it's like, shockingly, like,
they won that match.
But like, it's like, it's like the producers.
It's like springtime for Hitler in that team.
They've always been underachievers.
Fucking, you know, they, like,
Cortoise fucking, uh,
I think this is the last year anybody will ever expect
anything from Belgium again.
It's the end of their golden generation, right?
And that golden generation were utter fucking failures the entire time.
I got to tell you.
The one thing that I...
They're almost like the team Canada basketball version of world football.
Right.
Oh, my God.
It's so true.
We're like, oh, look at all of these NBA guys.
Look at Shay and Dillen Brooks and all of these guys.
And it's like, it's finally going to happen.
Canada's going to meddle.
They're going to.
And it's just like, no.
It's a great shout.
Yeah.
And like, yeah, their players are like
fucking each other's wives.
It's like a disaster.
The one thing that really was,
they pulled,
they pulled Doku and KDB at 60,
chasing the game two goals down.
Granted, it did turn around after that.
I don't know,
I don't know what that is.
It did.
Look at D.
KDB is good in short spurts, but like,
yeah, he's passed.
Dooku was amazing, though.
Unreal.
Mad cities.
Whatever.
Okay.
Let's discuss stakes.
I want to discuss stakes.
If the U.S. does not be Belgium, what's your, like, take away from this tournament?
Still, they're still the best team I've ever seen the U.S. put together.
And I believe in Pachitino and his, like, yeah, friendlies don't.
mean shit. It's just another way
for me to work on stuff and evaluate
stuff. And
yeah, I just believe in the program.
Like, it's hard not to believe in what
these guys can do now. Straight up.
I think home
tournament
matters. Yes. I think
I think you've got
an elite world class manager who
I don't believe is going to be there in the next World Cup.
Yeah, probably not.
I think...
We're probably going to take a real job.
The stakes are be it. Yeah, exactly.
The stakes are being taken seriously as a footballing nation,
and they, in my opinion, have to make the quarterfinals to do that.
And we all know that they're playing against a team that's like,
don't want to be there legitimately.
Yeah, but more talented, though.
Who accidentally...
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
You don't think Belgium is more talented?
Ah, no.
Who's their goat right now?
Who's the best Belgian player right now?
Who's the best Belgian player right now?
Tross.
Tross.
Probably.
Tross.
I mean, doku's not playing like, that's for goddamn sure.
Dooku's not.
KDB's past it.
He's so past it.
Big Rob can't play 90.
I mean, like, look at what Dest has been doing on the right wing.
I mean, like, they have guys that cook.
Like, I think, like, you, I think.
But, like, even for 25 minutes, we don't have a single guy to do what Big Rom does.
Like, for 20, like, there's nobody that's that big of a threat at any point in any of our matches.
even if it's only for 25 minutes, right?
I think cross the board of the roster is stronger.
And I think that like, you got to win this one.
But some of the parts, I think that some of the parts might be greater.
You might be right about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you've got to make your mark on this tournament.
And it's like, and it feels very different.
What about the fact that our striker is fucking suspended?
Eh, eh?
They should still beat Belgium?
You'll be disappointed if they don't beat Belgium?
I think they should.
I mean, I would put Haji right and say,
at a Pepsi personally.
But like, genuinely speaking, like,
Baligan was an end product guy.
He was just in the right spaces.
I think, like, he just knows how to finish.
Yeah, but you, I mean, that's important, right?
Yes.
I mean, in the World Cup, there's just, like,
maybe, like, six teams that have someone
like, shoot.
Yeah, like, I mean, like, maybe I'm being...
Posnia certainly didn't.
I mean, like, it's actually at, like, a...
Like, we watched Turkey and, like, no...
Like, just, like...
We watched Ecuador, and, like,
there's just like no one could just back like no one can finish and like uh i think that
balagan like was get like he gets the glory from the goals but it's about like the buildup and how
the ball got there and like uh and actually like i'm not worried about it
that fucking world cup eight years ago uh huh the fucking long ball like where like literally in order
to get it into other teams have it would be the fucking long ball and pray root one
Yeah.
It's just brave.
That was the offense, bro.
We're like the English, like, league one, like, first division.
Yeah.
We're like, sorry, we're like, yeah, the championship.
We're in a relegation fight in the championship.
Exactly.
I think you're thinking about 12 years ago.
But, like, yeah, eight years ago, we didn't even make it, right?
Right.
So, yeah, it was 12 years ago.
They were direct, and we had fun guys.
Like, we had, the thing about them is, like, Clint Dempsey was cool, right?
Yeah.
He, like, liked him.
He was, like, crip.
walking on the pitch.
And he said,
you don't know where I'm from.
Yeah,
you know where I'm from.
And we had like guys
that were like,
hell yeah,
that's America's style.
These guys are like,
they've been playing,
they're like media train,
they've been playing sports
in their whole lives.
They're like,
you know,
they're kind of a little more automaton.
It's so different though.
Personality-wise,
like, Donovan and Dempsey,
I was like,
there was something like,
like, scrappy about it,
but they're,
the comparison between the teams
is like miles apart.
This is a real team.
And Podge is like,
real.
I mean, they need to, like, make their mark now, and this is, like, at a home tournament.
Yeah.
Where are you going to watch the match?
Where?
Which one?
The USA.
Belgium.
USA Belgium is when?
I think it's Monday.
Isn't that the same?
I don't know.
Are you trying to watch it?
No, no.
I'm just asking you.
I'm definitely going to figure out somewhere to go, get drunk, be around people.
Yeah.
USA!
USA!
You know what the England?
Probably get an eagle tattoo at some point.
You know what the England guys were singing at them?
They were like, Jeffrey Epstein, he's one of their own.
He's one of their own.
He's one of their own.
Jeffrey.
Yeah, they got their asses of it.
Jeffrey Epstein, he's one of their own.
But isn't Prince, what's his face?
The one that got discarded from the family, lost his title.
He's one of their own.
Prince Andrew?
Andrew.
Andrew is the Epstein guy.
Yeah, exactly.
That's better for him.
So he's one of their own.
We had one of the top dogs.
We had one of the top dogs.
Andrew was just one of his beneath him.
So yeah, fuck.
Yeah, okay.
That's what they get.
Good comeback.
Brent, Andrew, he's one of their own.
He's one of their own.
And they all non-se each other.
You know, come on.
What do they think?
Okay.
Let's do Happy Trails real quick.
I want to go through the teams.
Are you just stealing shit from PTI?
That's what we're doing up here?
Yes.
Will Bond.
I'm Will Bond.
You're Tony.
You're more than Tony here.
I think you're more than like,
I never like Messies game.
What are you watching?
What are you watching?
I didn't say I didn't like his game.
I don't like his game.
I get no feelings.
It's no different than Wemby.
I get nothing.
I feel nothing watching Wemby.
Nothing.
I feel nothing.
I feel nothing watching any of these guys
because I'm in heterosexual.
Oh.
Okay, cut that.
Okay, that was me.
He's my friend.
Please, please, please, cause that.
No, you're in L.A.
You're fake.
You're a fraud.
Okay, why do you go get a...
Why don't you go get a shake?
Why don't you go get a shake?
Why don't you go get a shake for $28
that Justin Bieber's wife made for him or something?
My lady loves that shake.
Ecuador, I'm sick of looking at this guy.
He needs to go away.
I can't stand the way he looks.
I can't stand this guy.
He looks terrible.
Go away.
Would you have anything on Ecuador?
No, got nothing.
Shouts to my homie, Steph.
One of the only Ecuadorians I've ever known in my life, honestly.
Really?
Shouts to her.
Yeah.
She's married now.
My friend, Brian.
She's not Stephanie Sanchez anymore.
She's Stephanie Goans now.
But, yeah, she's the only Ecuadorian I've ever been cool with.
Well, shout out to Brian Pinheiro and my aunt, Vivian.
So I got two, actually.
Yeah.
I got two.
Yeah.
You beat me.
Stedigal.
Seeing Sadia Amani was great.
Yes, that was great.
I got a little chant I made.
He met his wife at 12 years old.
He waited until she was a bit older.
Sajumani, pedophile.
He married 15.
His wife, it was 15 or 16.
He knew her before that.
Yeah, but he knew her.
He's no...
That is what they don't say
that he waited.
And that's what true love does wait.
Okay.
Senegal, the African diaspora, like, come back and play for their teams.
I mean, like, these guys are all coming from, like, real, like, academy.
Adverse situations.
I mean, they're coming, like, they're trained, like, in, like, real academies.
Like, a lot of them played for the French national side at, like, at Claire Fentain.
So, we're seeing the quality go up and up and up.
and all but one African team qualified, I believe, for the knockouts.
And so it's just like, I think it's cool because, like, you know, on paper, like, I saw, like, you know,
Yaya Torre and Drogba on the same team.
And you, like, you would be like, they're going to be incredible.
But, like, there's just, there's, like, more of a cohesiveness that we're seeing now.
So, I think that's cool.
And, uh, Sajumane, pedophile.
Sajum.
Okay.
Bosnia do not care.
Sorry.
What do you think?
Basia, you want to say goodbye?
It's fine.
Fine.
Yeah.
They do nothing for me.
Ivory Coast.
I just want to talk about the Pepe redemption arc.
He bagged Teana Trump.
Good for him.
He's a brave...
Another lesson in true love.
He fell in love with the woman.
And bravely, he left his two children and wife to follow his heart.
And it's just like it's...
Sometimes, like, the stories around the World Cup.
are the ones that are the most beautiful.
Heartwarming.
Leave your wife and two kids for a porn chick.
A porn chick.
I didn't even know if she did pornography,
but that's your nasty mind.
Sweden.
Oh, God.
Victor Giocharest, of course, was my pick for,
he was my pick for Golden Ball,
Golden Boot.
Golden Boot.
Golden Ball, Golden Boot.
I thought he was going to sweep both of them.
You did not pick him.
in the cold
food. You know,
he left with a massive
tally of one tap-in against
what was it, Tunisia or something.
Now, please go, please,
don't come back. Please.
Please, Athletic or Madrid. Just take him.
It was 50.
Literally, he ruined. It was 50
games of him.
You guys should be
in A'Hulian, but he hates England.
He never wants to be in that
fucking country ever again.
He knows Mick from city, though.
So maybe there's a relationship with that.
Isak ain't looking good, I gotta say.
I thought he started off pretty decently,
but yeah, it tapered off pretty fast for him.
Grand Potter, we'll see you soon.
You know, your next job, your next outfit.
I can't wait to see it.
Dr. Congo, shout out to Dominican Congo.
Dominican Republic.
What is D.R.
The Dominican Republic of the Congo.
Dominican Republic Congo, shout out to them.
They performed really well.
I was really impressed with how they were.
were drilled. And we mentioned it already. They like really punched them out their way. And best
kids. Best kids in the tournament. The umbrough, the blue ones, fire. I love them. The last thing I want
to talk about is the song Wonderwall. People have been debating. The England national team,
the geysers in the stadium have been singing it after every match. Someone said that it's a bad
song and he said like it's the best song ever written. You go fuck yourself. You're a cunt.
So, Monty said Wonderwall was a bad song?
Yeah, yeah. Well, people are.
saying that for that to be their song,
they're shitting on Wonderwall.
Do you think Wonderwall is a good song or not?
It's a good song.
I mean, how is that any worse than
Take me home
in the country home
and a country home.
Yeah, yeah.
Our song has the words West Virginia
in it.
You ever hear the Toots and the Maytall version of that?
He's like, West Jamaica,
Mousa Mama,
take me home.
Could you have, what's England's version of West Virginia? Do they have one?
I mean, it's the rest outside of London.
It's the entire north.
The entire middle and north?
Yeah, have you been in the Blackpool or Stoke here?
The entire Midlands and North combined?
It's West Virginia?
They're disgusting.
Okay, so, no, no, I mean, I kid.
They're disgusting.
I'm obviously I kid.
Like, I think it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
It's not good enough, I think, of a song.
And so I kind of like, in 1990, do you know World in Motion,
the song that was New Order made?
And then John Barnes did the, you remember the top rap part?
We wasn't playing that in Flatbush, Brooklyn, bro.
Okay.
In 1991.
I think you were.
I think you weren't paying attention.
No, we weren't.
So I wrote an anthem that's going to be the new world in motion.
I think Wonderwall is a terrible song.
This is going to be the new song.
so I'm going to sing it to you, pause.
Is okay if I sing to me?
As a man, is it okay?
Sing to me, baby.
Okay.
Reese James is going to be the cane
that they're going to throw it back to Jude.
By now you should a gay he realized copy menu.
Jordan pick for Dean Henderson and James Shepard
are the goalies.
Dan Byrne, the word is on the street
that Ivan Tony in your heart is Gordon.
Rashford, you've heard of a lot.
all preferred Ollie Wachin's
Henderson Jordan
I don't believe that Morgan Rogers
feels the way I do about
Saka and Noni
Maddo Waco, Nico Riley
and Elliot Anderson
Stones and Quansa
Danburn, Jen Spence
Ezri Kansa
Padeclorize
because Eze
you're going to be the one
that saves me
and after all you're my
soccer ball.
Expert.
So if anyone wants to send that to music,
I pray Liam Gallagher
watches that one day.
Well, he does watch this, and if he wants to come over
here and say something to my face, I've
said this to him multiple times. He could come
over here, say that to my face. That's a better song than you've ever written.
Especially, it's called, You're My Soccer Ball.
Dan Byrne, Jedspence,
Esriott. Dan Burr,
Genspence, Esrikan.
was you could love you bro i love you too what are you in new york next
it's hard to say at best at best october i'm definitely scheduled to be there in october
oh and congrats by the way you're you're obviously from here from queens right yes
congrats on your beloved nix big championship for you i'm not they're not beloved but
i'm very happy for the nix i'm very happy with the nicks your whole life sticking with them
sticking with and the loyalty jerome james
James and Derek Harper and Shandon Anderson.
Yeah.
I remember when the Knicks signed Shannon Anderson from Utah.
And you were there with Quincy ASE.
People thought that would work.
You were there with Steve Novak, Langston Barnes, or Langston, Galloway.
Dude, Hernan Gomez.
I remember Nick fans were telling me Hernan Gomez was actually like that.
And you're like, who does he play for, Spain?
Br, Jerry and Grant.
I remember when people were mad that the Knicks traded Jerry and Grant because he was an asset.
He never played.
I don't think he signed anything after his rookie deal.
He was a Knicks first round pick.
He had big eyeballs.
He was a big eyeballs guy.
You remember when they were like trying to make Danilo Gallinari like a thing?
They were like, I think it's going to happen.
He was nice.
He was nice, but he's like not a thing.
Yeah, whatever.
There's a lot of Italians in New York.
So.
Yeah, yeah.
Makes sense.
They don't know Italian.
All right.
It's been great.
Thank you for joining us.
I'll talk to you soon.
Guys, thanks for watching.
Peace. Peace.
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