The Amelia Project - Prelude 1 - Cocoa

Episode Date: November 16, 2017

“But I can't work without cocoa!” Prologue - Your journey into the world of The Amelia Project starts here! With Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Music and sound design by Fredrik Baden. For full credits see our website. Website: https://ameliapodcast.com  Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/transcripts Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Twitter: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah. Coco from Les Deux Magots. The epitome of bliss, the pinnacle of creation, the... We're down to our last thermos. What? Impossible! Put in an order to Paris right away! Chop-chop! Vite-vite! Delivery takes ten hours at least! What are you waiting... No! What? Impossible. Put in an order to Paris right away. Chop-chop. Vite-vite. Delivery takes ten hours at least.

What are you waiting... No. No? No. We haven't had any new clients in over a month. Until business picks up, we have to tighten our belts. But I can't work without Coco. You're not working.

Well, not at the moment. Because we haven't had any clients. Because you turned them all down. But they were so boring. It can't be Jimmy Hoffa and D.B. Cooper every day. Making people disappear is an art. Yeah, I'm just saying. It can't be parachutes and plane hijackings all the time. We have to take on some good old bread-and-butter disappearances to keep the lights on around here.

Or, in our case, to keep the cocoa flowing. Okay, next client who contacts us, I'll take on their case. You promise? I promise. Now give me the last of that cocoa. It looks like we have a new client.