The Amelia Project - The 12 Deaths of Christmas

Episode Date: December 24, 2023

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Is that a... partridge? Christmas is a busy time for any death-faking agency, but this year the Amelia Project has taken on one hell of a case. I have to find a new way to smuggle a Hollingworth girl out of Hollingworth Hall from under Mr Hollingworth's nose every day? Yes! They must fake 12 deaths in 12 days.

And just to complicate things, every day a mysterious new gift arrives at the Amelia Project offices. Are you sure taking a partridge, two turtle doves, three French hens, four calling birds, six geese a-laying, seven swans a-swimming and eight maids a-milking in a minivan was a good idea. For this case, they may have bitten off more than they can chew. I've bitten off more than I can chew! See? The Twelve Deaths of Christmas is a 12-episode miniseries that is available right now to purchase on our website

or get instant access when you become a Patreon supporter of the show. Well, I tried airing, but even after two hours with all the windows wide open, I still got cow stench, goose pong and loads of chicken shit. Info on how to become a patron and get bonus content on our website at ameliapodcast.com. And a partridge in a pear tree. And here I was thinking the whole ordeal ended on the night of the 25th. Turns out that's just the beginning.