The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Instructions for The Phantasmagoric AC-SCENT-UATOR Machine!

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

A miracle of modern science! This olfactory contraption brings you into the shop like never before! MANUFACTURED SPECIFICALLY TO ACCOMPANY THIS UPCOMING HALLOWEEN WEEK CONSIGNMENT, Lot 064.Snag yours at theantiquarium.myshopify.comAve, domina noctis! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Presenting a marvel of modern science and olfactory delight. It's the Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, Phantasmagoric Accentuator Machine. Available now at theantacquarium.myshopify.com. Ah, ah, do not, I repeat, do not operate unless under the explicit guidance of the antique dealer himself. For to tinker with it unbidden, why, that is almost guaranteed to unleash a curse most abysmal. Sure to make your remaining days on this mortal coil downright unbearable, hmm? It's all very simple, really. Upon your visit to the shop to collect the mysterious lot titled Feed the Pig,

place the machine on a hard surface at arm's length. No closer now. During your journey, the antique dealer will call out numbers 1 through 7. When you hear it, scratch the corresponding spot on the card and promptly give it to snoopful. Presto! You'll inhale the very essence of the story. From the smoky fog of a haunted alley to the sweet scent of a forbidden bloom. It's an adventure for your sniffer, bringing the thrills and chills right to your own parlor.

Don't wait. Snag your very own phantasmagoric accentuator machine today. Make your next experience at the Antiquarium a real humdinger. Ave, Domininoctus!