The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 085: narrator.txt
Episode Date: June 23, 2025Written by Doomspiral DaydreamsNarrated by Trevor ShandFeaturing Conan Freeman as The Housematehttps://nightscribe.co/s/86919/narrator-txtFor more : https://nightscribe.co/u/69808/doomspiraldaydreams�...�Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique Dealer Theme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music byCO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com) Vivek AbhishekSUBSCRIBE to them on YOUTUBE: / vivekhsihba LIKE them on FACEBOOK: https://rb.gy/nhgn0iFollow them on Spotify/ iTunes/ Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/rxdcjqtClement Panchoutwww.clementpanchout.com Redlight Chill Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Equals C.
Hi, hello, friend.
Thanks for coming by.
Lot 85 is recent.
Digital even.
A USB drive.
No markings.
No case.
It was left in the return bin of a public library,
wrapped in a receipt from a bookstore that no longer exists.
There's only one file on it.
A plain text document.
No date.
No author.
Just a title.
Narrator.tXT.
Which happens to share the name of the story I'm about to tell.
Make of it what you will.
Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.
These are some of the members of the inner circle of the Antiquarium.
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Michelle Roberts, Joseph J. Pierce, Christina Hornberg,
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Now, where were we? Oh yes. Welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on.
I narrate horror stories on the internet, but this time my voice.
I'm a narrator.
Specifically, I narrate horror stories online.
I scour the internet with a raven's eye.
Searching for gems buried amongst the thousands of short fiction stories posted to places like
No Sleep and Night Scribe.
It's a time-consuming task, believe me.
I've lost entire evenings descending deeper and deeper into a rabbit hole of the worst scenarios a human mind can imagine.
There are more stories out there than a story.
single person could read in a lifetime of lightless nights. I discard many, to be honest.
Those that are too amateurish, too derivative, or that are churned out by AI, which is getting
harder and harder to tell, by the way. But if I keep searching, I'm rewarded with something
truly, emotionally resonant. I read the story from start to finish. When I reach the end,
a smile slowly creeps across my face.
Yes, I think to myself
This is something I want to share with the world
I go ahead and message the author
Make sure they consent to me telling their tale
I cease to be myself
I forget about my day job
Forget about the pile of unfolded laundry downstairs
I forget that I need to eat or sleep
I turn out the lights
And take a seat in front of my computer
I open audacity and adjust my sure microphone to the perfect height.
I click record and I begin to speak.
I become the protagonist of the story.
Who I really am no longer matters.
I'm just some guy in the dark or girl in the dark.
It depends on the story really.
With only my voice, I bring the characters to life,
leading them slowly down the path towards their inexorable doom.
I pause.
Record a second take of an especially powerful line.
My throat trembles with emotion as the account comes to its cathartic climax.
I edit the recording together.
Add ambience to the mix to enhance the story's atmosphere.
And then it goes online.
All across the world, people listen.
Just a few at first, my regular audience.
But soon, others drift in, awing a link from somewhere else.
Lured in by the algorithm.
They sit at the fringe of the campfire's light as I speak.
In their darkened rooms, in their cars, at their places of work,
my voice narrates for them a tale of visceral imagination.
They may have never found by themselves.
and just like that,
loosely.
It's a couple of days before my weekly upload is due.
So I went looking for a story to record.
I poured myself a cup of black coffee,
opened up tabs to the usual sites,
and began my search.
I've got a simple rule.
If a story doesn't grab me within the first minute,
then I move on to the next.
It doesn't take much to grab me, really.
A certain eloquence in the writing style
and interesting hook for the plot.
even just to turn of phrase I find appealing.
Some days, I find the right story right away.
Other days like today, nothing seems to fucking stand out at all.
After an hour of scrolling up and down and clicking on every new submission,
I still hadn't found anything to help my attention.
This happens sometimes, and I have ways of dealing with it.
I could narrate a classic, for instance, a creepypasta from the ancient past of 20,
Everyone knows the stories of Jeff the killer and the no-end house.
But they never heard me tell them.
I could write my own story, of course.
I do that when the time permits, but I didn't think I had that kind of time today.
Or I could check the emergency folder.
This is where I saved promising stories that didn't stand out enough to get narrated first time.
But still impressed me enough to warn.
the second look. The folder is a haphazard jumble of text files. The stories copy-pasted from
wherever I found him. I opened a couple. Scan the first few paragraphs of each. Oh yeah, I remember
why I'd save these now. They're pretty good. A hiking trip gone wrong. A late night encounter
with a sinister stranger. Well-trodden concept, sure, but the tale, quite literally in my case,
is in the telling.
Even a story you've heard a hundred times before can be riveting
If the details are just right
I keep going
Working my way down the list
And that's
When I saw it
Nairator dot TXT
What was this
My first assumption was a list of saved settings from my microphone
Or some other technical detail I hadn't wanted to forget
Evidently I've forgotten about it
I double-click the window expanded to fill my monitor.
You don't know me, the first line of the story said.
But perhaps you know my voice.
Interesting.
It was a story about a narrator.
Specifically one who narrates horror stories online.
I hadn't seen many stories like that.
The first few paragraphs described the concept of online narration
in the community around it,
succinctly.
I smiled at the mention of the sure microphone.
That's what everybody uses for this kind of thing.
I sipped at my cooling cup of coffee as the eponymous narrator described pouring their own.
Whoever had written this clearly had a similar process to mine.
Write down in the emergency folder full of stories.
I paused when I got to the part about them finding a file named Nairator.
dot TXT.
My first instinct
was to look back
over my shoulder.
Not sure why.
My chair creaked loudly.
As I turned and scanned
the deep shadows of my room.
There was nobody there.
Of course there wasn't.
But when I turned back
towards my monitor,
I couldn't shake the sensation
of someone hovering
just behind me.
I could almost feel their breath
on the back.
This happened,
sometimes too. As much as I live and breathe horror stories, reading them for hours in the dark
could lead to these little bouts of paranoia. When that happened, I usually took a break.
So, I grabbed my empty coffee cup and headed downstairs to the kitchen.
Look who it is. I said to my housemate as I entered. He was seated at the counter,
replying to a text on his phone.
How goes recording? He and I have an understanding that he won't make too much noise on nights
when I'm narrating. Truthfully, I don't think he really grasps what I do up
in my room. He and I couldn't be
any more different, and he couldn't be any
less interested in horror
whatsoever. He's more of a
sports guy, but he's easy to live with
so we get along just fine.
I haven't started yet.
I'm having trouble finding
the right story, and it is
kicking my ass. Ah, you'll get it, no problem.
You don't have to worry about me making
noise anyways. I'm off, out with
the boys in a sec. I busied myself
with making a fresh coffee.
Offered to make him one with a raise in my eye
brows. He shook his head.
Ah, I'm good. If I mix coffee and booze, it'll be a long night. You know what I mean?
I feel you. All right, have a good night, man.
You too.
Fresh cup in hand, I headed back towards the stairs. I ascended the stairs.
Entered my room. Closed the door behind me. Locked it. Took a seat back at my desk.
A little break had done me good. I no longer felt the indefinedable
tension that it intruded upon me before.
Not until I read the next few paragraphs of
narrator. txt.
This happened sometimes, too, I read aloud.
As much as I live and breathe horror stories,
reading them for hours in the dark could lead to these little
pouts of paranoia.
When that happened, I usually took a break, so
what the fuck?
I read the next scene in which the narrator spoke to their
housemate while making a fresh cup of coffee. It was the same conversation that I just fucking had.
Word for word. I mean, this could no longer be a coincidence. A story about a horror narrator could
have been, could have been about anyone. It's not like I'm the only one out there. But a story that
describe my every action, every word, even my every thought. I rubbed my eyes and thought about it
logically. Okay, someone's pulling a prank on me. My housemate was the most obvious suspect,
but he'd never read a horror story in his life, much less written one. And both of us respected
the boundaries we'd set when we first started living together. We'd never entered each other's rooms
without permission. I just couldn't see him doing this. I'd written in myself and forgotten about it.
Was it a draft of a story I'd started and that abandoned, saved into the wrong folder? Maybe.
I mean, that seemed more plausible, but I really had no memory of doing anything like that.
I checked the files properties to see when it had been saved exactly.
Maybe I'd found it online six months ago, forgotten all about it,
and was now subconsciously dacting out the events of the story as the memory of it slowly resurfaced.
That's got to be it.
Stranger Things had happened.
It had been created today.
2038.
My eyes slowly traveled to the bottom right of my monitor.
where the current time was displayed.
It was...
20...
It was fucking 20.03.
Computer was to be believed.
This file wouldn't even be created.
I took a swallow of my coffee.
It was too hot, but it helped calm my nerves.
There had to be a rational explanation for this.
I looked back at the text file.
There were several more pages of the story left to go.
That tension settled across my...
shoulders again. Cold and heavy as December's snow. Two thoughts hit me like a pair of punches.
One to the gut and one right between the eyes. First, what if this story actually was about me?
And secondly, what if this story recounted something awful like my own death? What if
just a scroll of my mouse wheel away.
It described some psychopath charging into my room,
burying an axe in the back of my skull,
or a horrifying face manifesting in the darkness.
Its skeletal jaws distending to swallow me whole.
If I read those words, ridiculous, it...
Ridiculous.
It seemed ridiculous.
In that moment, it also seemed like something
that could very conceivably...
happened, seized by a sudden impulse. I scrolled down to the very end of the story. If I was about to
die, then I needed to know right now. Otherwise, this tension is going to kill me. Skipping to the
end of the story won't teach you anything. You have to become a part of it. Yourself, that was the
final line. I felt like a novice chess player, hopelessly outmatched by a superior opponent.
my every move predicted and turned against me.
I'll back up.
My eyes plucking out random sentences as I went.
They look like nothing that words could describe.
They were coming towards the door.
I unlocked the door.
Keep scrolling.
I finally arrived back at the conversation with my housemate,
or rather I arrived at the narrator's conversation with their housemate,
which coincidentally resembled the conversation.
I had with fucking my housemate.
Fine then.
The story,
the story, whatever it was,
wanted me to read it from start to finish,
so that's exactly what I'll do.
I read about the narrator wrestling
with the concept of the story coming true.
I read about them scrolling
to the end of the story,
only to find that final sentence
waiting for them like a punchline.
I read about them scrolling back up
and reading about a narrator wrestling
with the concept of the story coming true.
I read about that narrator scrolling to the end of the story
only to find that final sentence waiting for them
like a punchline.
I saw something about a loud knock at the door
and exhaled the sigh of relief.
Without being conscious of it,
I'd been holding my breath.
But now that something was happening in the story
that hadn't happened to me,
it proved that the story was just that.
A story, a work of fiction.
Maybe I needed to just drink less coffee.
at night and it was really starting to make me back.
There was a loud knock at the door.
Ah, apologies.
Something's just come up in the back room.
One of the motion sensors tripped.
Could be a draft.
Could be the thing in Cabinet 7 again.
In any case, I should take a moment.
The file will keep.
Don't go far.
Leave a message.
Please do so with the tone.
Have a great...
Hey, Trevor, how's it going, man?
I got something for you.
A real nasty piece.
Picked it up outside this rusted out vanity at a condemned bed and breakfast near the coast.
The place was abandoned, but every mirror in there had been turned to face the walls.
Eh, anyways, it's a silver hair comb.
Real dainty, little roses etched into the spine.
It looked harmless, though I gave it a quick pass through the old hair.
Big mistake.
Two days later, a woman starts following.
Never spoke, just stared.
Eyes locked like I was the only thing in the world she could see.
Day after that, a second one shows up.
Different face, same look, same hunger.
That second one handed me a letter, Trevor.
Perfumed, handwritten, every word trembling.
She said that she loved me, said that I was hurt.
And at the end, just six words.
I handled the competition.
You're safe now.
I found her body later that night.
Now, here's the part that really chills me.
There's a mark on the back of the comb.
Subtle, like it was etched with a needle.
A V overlapping an M.
I've seen that symbol before, Trevor.
Not often, but always on the kind of item that looks beautiful
and destroys people slowly.
I think someone's making these things.
Not some random curse, I'm talking deliberate craftsmanship.
Someone out there is feeding obsession to the world one artifact at a time.
I've got the comb sealed, charm bag, warded all over the place, the whole shebangs.
but I swear I can still feel it pulling.
If you wanted, it's yours, but fair warning, man.
You don't get to choose who falls.
You just get to live with what they'll do.
No sign of movement.
Everything's exactly where I left it.
Except, well, the file was open again,
even though I'd closed it.
Small detail.
Anyway, let's pick up where we left off.
Shall we?
that the story was just that.
A story.
A work of fiction.
Maybe I needed to just drink less coffee at night.
It was really starting to make me bet.
Who's there?
My eyes flicked back to the text of the story.
The next few lines described the narrator calling,
Who's There?
And then flicking their eyes back to the text of the story
where they read about the narrator calling,
Who's There?
and flicking their eyes back to the text of the story.
The next line,
described them opening the door to investigate.
A stupid idea.
Stupid fucking idea.
Hadn't this narrator ever seen a horror movie?
What kind of genre fan were they?
I got to my feet and cautiously approached the door.
Stupid or not, there was no way I could go back,
to reading now.
And besides, it's probably just
my housemate.
Maybe he needed to borrow something before he went
out. Inges squealed as
it opened. There was nobody in the hallway.
My eyes bulged as a floorboard
creaked under the corner of the corridor.
Towards my housemate's room.
Hey, buddy?
You still around?
Come on, man. It's not funny.
I shuffled to his room.
knocked on the door with a trembling fist.
I listened.
Ear pressed to the grain.
Not a sound from within.
I gently,
oh, mine was conjuring all kinds of deformed figures
with distorted faces,
ready to rush at me.
After 20 seconds, it lasted,
an eternity.
I closed the door again.
My fight or flight response
felt like it was jacked up to 200%.
I was ready for literally anything.
But I had no idea how I'd react if I actually saw it.
Would I run?
Would I lash out?
Or would I simply shut down from sheer terror?
Reading these stories aloud every week was one thing.
Being the main character of one was something else entirely.
My housemate's shoes weren't in the foyer.
He'd already left the house upstairs.
I heard the slam of a closing door.
If this were one of the stories I was narrating, I'd be internally screaming at the protagonist
to get out of the house. Just go somewhere safe, you idiot, somewhere public, be smart.
Use your head. This actually was a horror story, wasn't it? It was all written down in a text
file on my computer upstairs. The final line said that skipping to the end wouldn't teach me
anything, that I had to become a part of it myself. It didn't matter if I ran a woman.
way. I would just be delaying the inevitable. I could leave the house for hours, even days.
But these kinds of stories never ended that way, with an easy escape.
Sooner or later, I would have to come back and finish it. I would have to accept whatever fate
was written there. It felt like they were encased in concrete as I climbed the stairs, as did my heart.
My bedroom door was closed.
I knew for a fact.
I hadn't closed it.
I tentatively tried the handle.
But in turn, whoever was in there had locked the door.
It was a lead weight strapped to the end of my arm.
Cry from inside.
I was too shocked to respond.
It was my own voice.
It sounded just like it did in my recordings.
Cracking with emotion as it read the final few lines.
of a story. I heard footsteps approaching the door. Fear gripped my throat like a leather-gloved hand.
I was convinced that behind that door, just a few inches away, was another me. It's supposed to be
happening. Was unlocking the door. The hinges squealed as it started to open. As quickly as I could,
I ducked around the corner of the corridor. Cursing the creek of a floorboard as I did,
I opened the door in my housema's room and slid inside, closing it silently behind me.
Hey, buddy?
From the hallway.
You still around?
It's my own voice again.
It sounded small.
Come on, man.
It's not funny.
Insubstantial.
They were coming towards the door.
I threw myself to the floor, crawled under the bed, and held my breath.
I heard the doorknob turned.
My eyes and counted the seconds.
Ten.
Fifteen.
I didn't want to see myself.
And I didn't want them to see.
me. Something awful
was going to happen if we saw each other.
I don't know how I knew that or what it would be, but
I fucking knew it was true.
Anyways, that moment lasted
forever. I heard footsteps descending
the stairs, and I was sure
they were gone. I darted back
to my own room, slammed the door, locked it again.
On my monitor,
waiting for me, was
narrator.tXT.
My eyes felt huge and white
in the darkened room as I took a seat and
continued to read. The other me would be back any minute now. I read about the narrator searching
their housemate's room, going downstairs, returning upstairs to find their door locked, knocking on
the door. My eyes flick past paragraphs of text describing an endless loop of narrators chasing each
other around an empty house. I read about the narrator returning to their computer, their eyes huge
and white in the darkened room as they took a seat and continued to read. Several words from the next
paragraph caught my eye before I had any context for them. Blood, scream, death. The words came at me
like bullets fired from point-blank range thudding into my skull. I reeled back from them.
My chair skidding across the bedroom floor. My breath burst from my lungs like startled birds
exploding out of a tree. It took intense concentration just to control my hands. I gripped the
mouse so hard I heard the plastic casing creak. I closed narrowly.
Rater.T and deleted it.
The mouse clicks echoed in the silent room.
I even emptied the recycle band.
I waited for something to happen, but nothing did.
It was over now, right?
I couldn't be trapped in a horror story if the story no longer existed.
If this were one of the hundreds of stories I narrated,
this would be the part where after a moment of false hope,
everything got real, real bad.
Islands filled my room.
Spreading and thickening like smoke.
I screamed as the knock at the door began again.
Louder this time.
This wasn't a knock for attention.
This was a fist pounding against a wood.
This was the sound of someone trying to break through.
A violent, incessant sound.
How could this be happening?
Didn't even exist anymore.
I deleted it myself before I'd even finish reading it.
Skipping to the end of the story.
I won't teach you anything to become a part of it yourself.
I opened up a text editor and began to type.
You don't know me, I wrote, but perhaps you know my voice.
The words flowed out from me.
From memory, I typed out the story just as I remembered it.
The process of finding and narrating horror stories,
the discovery of narrator.txte in my emergency folder.
The conversation with my housemate, skipping to the end of the story,
skipping back, hearing a knock at the door,
knocking on that same door myself, the words blood and scream and death.
And then I began to write new words.
Words I hadn't already seen.
I described the deletion of narrator.txte.
The pounding at the bedroom door.
I typed about typing the story again in my own words,
which were the same words that it had always been written in.
I wrote about the sentence I'm currently writing.
The sentence that must have always been a part of,
the story, even as I see it now for the first time.
I wrote about writing this sentence, and this one, and the next.
This was my story now.
It had always been my story.
Another blow against the door.
Then another.
It sounded like the wood was about to splinter, like the lock was about to give away.
My words hadn't described the assailant.
If they actually broke down that door, they would be indescribable.
Maybe they looked just like me.
Or maybe they looked like nothing that words could describe.
I wrote about writing the final lines of the story,
even though as I typed this now, I haven't typed them yet.
The time was, or will be, 2038, when I typed the final line and saved the file as narrator.
The most terrifying thing about time travel stories.
It is the tenses.
I opened audacity and adjusted my sure microphone to the perfect height.
I took a deep, steadying breath.
Know me, my voice.
The knocking had finally stopped because I hadn't described it as ongoing.
Silence had settled upon the house once more.
Anyone listening to this narration would just hear my voice.
And the ambient sound I would add later to enhance the atmosphere.
I'm a narrator.
I continue.
Specifically, I narrate horror stories online.
I scour the internet with a raven's eye.
Searching for gems buried amongst the thousands of short fiction stories posted to places like
No Sleep and Night Scribe.
It's a time-consuming task, believe me.
of lost entire evenings descending deeper and deeper into a rabbit hole of the worst scenarios a human mind can imagine.
Already, I was beginning to lose myself in a story that was about myself and nobody at all.
That had been written by myself and myself.
And nobody at all, I really am.
No longer matters.
I stared into the nylon darkness of my pop shield
And I told the tale as if I were sitting in a campfire
An audience of wide-eyed friends and strangers all around me
I took my time
Speaking slowly and carefully
Stories like these are not to be rushed
The soul of them cannot be summarized in a few bullet points
Live in them
Order to second take of an especially powerful line
and my throat trembled with emotion as the account came to its cathartic climax.
Skipping to the end of the story won't teach you anything.
You have to become a part of it yourself.
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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings, Lot 085,
narrator.tXT.
Written by DoomSpiral Daydreams,
narrated by Trevor Shand,
featuring Conan Freeman as the housemate.
For more, visit knightscribe.co slash U-698-Dum Spiral Daydreams.
Additional music by Coag, Vivic Abashek, and Clement Panchout,
featuring Stephen Knowles as the antique dealer.
Engineering production and sound design by Trevor Shand.
Theme music by the Newton Brothers.
Additional music by Coag, Vivek Abashek, Clement Panchout, and Red Light Chill.
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