The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings - Lot 089 : I Found An Old Radio…And A Voice Cried For Help

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Lot 089 : I Found An Old Radio…And A Voice Cried For Help Written by BadandyTheRedNarrated by Trevor ShandMegan Rowe as The Woman In The Radiohttps://www.reddit.com/user/BadandyTheRed/comments/1jlj...r7q/i_found_an_old_radio_in_an_abandoned_storage_unit/WOOɹ⅄∀˥Ԁ S,⅄pO˥ƎWSSIWMiss Melody (Luray, Virginia)Featuring Stephen Knowles as The Antique DealerTheme music by The Newton Brothers Additional music byCO.AG (coagmusic@yahoo.com) Vivek AbhishekSUBSCRIBE to them on YOUTUBE: / vivekhsihba  LIKE them on FACEBOOK:  https://rb.gy/nhgn0iFollow them on Spotify/ iTunes/ Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/rxdcjqt Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 equals you. At long last, good friend, I've been waiting for you. Come on in. Mind the salt line and don't step past the red thread near the cabinet. That seal's still holding for now. We've cataloged horrors that howl, pages that scream,
Starting point is 00:00:26 a never-ending cavalcade of mysteries. Tonight's item, It whispered. A radio from the 1940s, found in a condemned storage unit. You're about to tune in. I found an old radio, and a voice cried for help. Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk. These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.
Starting point is 00:01:06 We go by the Obsidian Covenant. Recent initiates include Danilo Espaza, Nikki Joe Johnson, Snowy Wolf, grateful receiver, Kyle Sleeps, Jasmine Gray, vanilla honey,
Starting point is 00:01:28 Colin Kavanaugh, and Jacqueline Renee we are ever appreciative of your devotion to the order go to the obsidian covenant.com to
Starting point is 00:01:44 receive the sacrament now where were we? Oh yes welcome to the antiquarium of sinister happenings and odd goings on
Starting point is 00:01:59 I found an old radio and a voice cried for help. I wish I'd never listened. My job is, or at least was, working for a low-budget storage company. You find a lot of strange things that people leave behind in this sort of job. Mostly junk, sometimes valuables. Occasionally my company, tidy storage, would do an auction for things people left behind. But mostly they wouldn't bother. Instead, it would be my job to go in and clear out the abandoned units and get them ready for the next customer.
Starting point is 00:03:28 It was a decent living. At least until last week, when I found that damn radio. I had just arrived at work to start my shift. I walked up to the front gate and entered the code out of habit. When nothing happened, remembering the electronic gate was broken, and I was not sure when or if it would ever be fixed. I fumbled for the old key I'd been given and unlocked the adjacent gate and stepped into the storage facility. The large padlock slipped off and clattered to the ground as the gate swung open with hinges as rusty as the rest of the dilapidated facility.
Starting point is 00:04:10 I laughed briefly when I consider the company's name. Tidy storage indeed. I guess that since her prices were dirt cheap, it was the only thing that saved whatever meager business this place eeked out. I was not even sure if there were other employees here, or if it was just me and the lot manager, Tim. who never seemed to be around. I slipped a key back into my pocket and moved along, building desolate as always. My footsteps were hollow and the quiet.
Starting point is 00:04:41 It was a world of peeling paint, faded numbers, and bolts so old they flaked red onto the ground. As I walked along toward the unit I was looking for, my boots managed to find every crevice and fracture. The concrete was old and weary. Like many things in the rundown place, I wondered if it would ever be fixed. I kept a steady pace. My shift had just started and I was in no rush.
Starting point is 00:05:11 I did find myself wishing it hadn't been so quiet. The sound of isolation, the echo of nothing except my own footsteps, was disquieting. I was annoyed at myself for forgetting to charge my headphones as I realized that the lonely ambience would likely be my only companion that day, unless I happened upon an actual person. The small circuit I walked revealed more of the storage units. Rust bloomed like a disease, spreading from corners and hinges. The numbers, once bold and bright, now faded. Looking at the degradation, I was glad that I had a recent tennis shot. I still couldn't believe people would be desperate enough to even use this place to store whatever junk they couldn't live without.
Starting point is 00:05:59 I guess I couldn't say much. I had to work in this mess after all. When I had started working here, I had thought this solitude might be nice. Yet now, I found myself bored and slightly lonesome. Nothing stirring except the cold wind outside and the thoughts in my head. I walked deeper into the facility, looking at a nearby unit I was close. It was into the 100s, so I was almost to my destination. The rows of storage units stretched out in long corridors.
Starting point is 00:06:40 You see, size was the one thing that this place did not skimp on, though it was tedious walking the ground sometimes. The unit stood shoulder to shoulder, monotonously watching me as I walked between them. Then I came upon Unit 113. It had a note left by Tim, the lot manager. and indicated that this one was past the last notice for the owner to pay or clear out before we took possession. I managed to force open the door, which was slightly stuck even after unlocking it.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Even in the gloom of the flickering overhead bulb, I could see how thoroughly someone had made a mess of the place. Debris littered the floor. Papers lay torn or trampled or water warped into crisp waves. It was drawn on the wall. Likely some kind of graffiti. I rubbed a finger over it and relaxed when I realized it was chalk and not paint. Way easier to clean up. But also fucking weird.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Old books were stacked along the walls of the unit and falling out of crumbling boxes. The spines of the books bore weird titles and strange symbols. Their dusty fragrance coated the air. Blending with the metallic tang of metal and wires strewn about like the aftermath of an explosion. bits of brass and rusted tools caught the overhead sickly light. It seemed as if whoever was using the unit had been building or repairing something. At least they were before it was just left abandoned. I found the clash between the weird books, odd shock symbols, and the metal scrap, rather, jarring.
Starting point is 00:08:25 It might have been overthinking it, but it was stranger than usual. Most units filled up slowly. At a pace, their owners never admitted. was trash, but not this one. Not when scattered across the room were papers with hastily scribbled notes and diagrams, tapestries of ideas pinned haphazardly to the walls, with a floor littered with open books.
Starting point is 00:08:53 Their pages marked with frantic underlines and exclamation points. Whoever had used this space had been driven by an almost manic sense of purpose, evident in the chaotic yet intentional arrangement of every item. I took a closer look at the weird outline. The lines of chalk contract like footprints across the walls and floor. Diagrams wove among the chaos, haunting like disembodied veins. Lines dissected the walls, racing and looping, before coming to blunt ends.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Strings of symbols strayed in a forgotten corner. corners. There was a symmetry to them, a rhythm that made me wonder if they'd been left behind to be found. Near the far wall, I stumbled onto an arrangement that looked less haphazard than the rest. Some of the books had been opened and left like cracked doors. A circled pattern showing through from one page to the next, I paused over it. My own breath loud in the stale air. A high pitch tone pricked at me from somewhere above, then vanished just as quickly. I stood perfectly still, waiting for it to come again, almost wishing it would. But there was nothing except the rattle of the faulty light and the drum of my own heart, room vibrated with an unsettling silence,
Starting point is 00:10:33 the kind that made it impossible to think clearly. I could not explain what but something about how everything was left here. When I navigated through the towers of boxes, my eyes fixed on what lay in the center of the storage unit. An antique radio. It looked like someone had brought the thing straight from the 1940s. The thing was perched atop an old end table, laying there like it was afraid I wouldn't see it.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Even from across the room, I could tell how strangely knew it like. shiny mahogany and glass, free from the layers of grime and rot that smothered everything else, and believe someone would leave that thing behind. Whoever had used Unit 113 must have been a little eccentric. The strange drawings, books, and radio made it seem like maybe they were a conspiracy theorist or something. Whoever they were, they'd lost it all now.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It seems strange they would go through all that effort to put all this here and then just abandoned it. And now, it was my job. I felt certain there had to be an interesting story behind the markings and books, but mostly it's pristine radio. There was just something about its placement, the care with which it had been left that piqued my interest. I told myself I should get the dolly and start carting the boxes of books out first. Yet I was too intrigued by the radio. I had to find out if it's still worked. And if it did, see what it might be worth. I reached out to touch the dial and turn it on, and the radio vibrated with a weird anticipation. The odd feedback was strange. I brushed it off, and when I finally twisted the knobs, the speakers gave a pop and filled the air with
Starting point is 00:12:42 static, louder than I expected, and more urgent than what I was ready for. I was about to turn off the device again. Overwhelmed by the incessant white noise, the signal. And the signal had a voice. It was no voice I'd ever heard. It cracked and bursts, a tonal and discordant like the air was filled with bees. But as I drew it in, it got sharper. Less of a fuzz and more of a buzz.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Less of a buzz. My ear close. So close. I felt the hairs stand at attention. I had thought the static was deafening, was worse, was subtle. Subtle enough that I almost packed it up and pretended it was nothing but an echo in my own lonely brain,
Starting point is 00:13:53 but the voice refused to die away. I thought it might be some sort of trick, you know, maybe some secret recording device playing something back. The voice had a far-off quality to it, like it came from another time or place or dementia. and warped and bent and heartbreaking. I was not sure why,
Starting point is 00:14:16 but the more I listened, real. It sounded, except to say I knew the way a trapped animal knows a trap. It looped in on itself. An infinite reel of terror. I considered going to find Tim, but he was not there when I'd arrived and was not sure if he would be at all that day.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I thought about taking the strange radio to the police and seeing if they knew what to do. but something about the appeal of the voice compelled me to listen like it was meant for me specifically, and I alone could help. There was no one else who could hear. No one else I could tell who would take it seriously. No one else, but the radio buzzing along in awful harmony. What was I supposed to do to help?
Starting point is 00:15:22 And just who was I trying to help? I sat with my head in my hands and listened until I was too disturbed to listen anymore. I switched the radio off in the days I was in broke. I stepped out of the storage unit to catch my breath. After a few moments, I composed myself and went back inside. I had to try and find out what was going on. I switched the radio back on. It was in a way I was crazy.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Static once again filled the room, bouncing off the cement walls and flooding every corner. I listened, waiting for something. knowing it would come, fearing what it might be. The voice broke like a distant scream, louder this time, torn apart and stitched back together by the crackling ether. It wavered, rising and falling. My spine stiffened.
Starting point is 00:16:30 The desperate voice pleaded into the void, and I listened. Helpless to help, but painfully aware of whoever was in trouble and whatever might be happening to them. I stumbled backward. Eyes fixed on the device. The situation felt surreal, impossible, and yet it was there. Real as the dust moat swirling in the dim light. My fingers dug into the edge of the flimsy table the radio rested on, holding onto the world that was spinning out from under me. I had to do something. I had to try to communicate with them. An idea just then. I grabbed the radio, searching its face with trembling hands, tracing the outlines of its dials and switches.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I turned it over, frantic and desperate, until I saw the frayed wires in the small section that was responsible for communication. To my dismay, the transmitter was damaged. The cries for help continued, and I tried to think what I could do. There was something I thought that might work. I returned to the store's lot's main office. I found what I was searching for after not too long. An old ham radio was battered and stained with grease, a relic of another time. Its knobs worn smooth.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Its faceplate scratched with the history of years gone by. Though the radio itself would not turn on, the transmitter looked intact. So I said about my work to understand. I needed to help. I needed to know who was calling and where they were. My hands moved with a purpose I barely recognized, setting up a workspace in the crowded storage unit. I'd found a small toolbox, mostly used for repairs on the lot. I pried it open, rummaging through mismatched sockets and forgotten screwdrivers,
Starting point is 00:18:29 pulling out the few items I needed to begin. Some other components like wire cutters were scavenged from Unit 113 itself. The work took a while. I was well-versed in restoring electronics, but not with things that were quite disold. though an odd kind of piece descended, eerie and consuming, as I lost myself in the repair. The world outside faded, shrinking to just the size of the radio and the size of the task at hand. I stripped the old wires and replaced them. Time slipped by unnoticed, marked only by the flickering bulb and the soft thud of my heart.
Starting point is 00:19:08 The sound from the radio was gone. After turning it off to repair, felt worse, almost unbearably so. The absence of the voice drove me forward with an urgency I could not shake. I finished the last connection. My hands stiff and sore. My mind, a blur of tangled thoughts. The radio sat before me, repaired, at least as far as I could see. The cry for help lingered in my mind, the desperate plea refusing to fade.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I hoped that my plan would work. Only one way to know for sure now. I turned it on. The blare of static came through immediately. The connection sounded bad and I almost shut it off again, thinking that I might have made it worse. Just as I was about to lose hope, the voice crept through,
Starting point is 00:20:08 growing inside the noise, becoming human by slow degrees. Did you hear it? That hum, that fakes, flicker. We keep the radio under glass now, but even so, it sometimes warms at night. Not the casing, the inside. Like it remembers something. We rotate the case away from all mirrors just to be safe.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Let me check it one more time. Then we'll return. Do you remember me? I came to your shop and found just the loveliest necassive. You told me that each one was perfect for a specific person, and the moment my eyes lay on that jade, I knew that one was perfect for me. It truly is gorgeous, but I...
Starting point is 00:21:29 I think maybe this one wasn't meant for me. I can't take it off, and each day it tightens a bit more. I'm having this trouble. Breathing. I'm not asking to return it. Just leave. help me take it off. Please, help me take it off.
Starting point is 00:21:53 I want to take it off. All right, nothing's changed. At least not yet. I will pass along this warning, however. No matter what you think you hear, do not speak back to it. Now, let's finish what we started. Shall we?
Starting point is 00:22:17 The blare of static came through immediately. The connection sounded bad and I almost shut it off again, thinking that I might have made it worse. Just as I was about to lose hope, the voice crept through, growing inside the noise, becoming human by slow degrees. The same desperate plea, reaching through layers of interference. It was a specter, thin and distorted, almost lost in the wall of static, mistakenly there. The voice ebbed and flowed. swelling in strength only to break apart and dissolve into the relentless sea of sound. To try and help now.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I picked up the newly repaired transmitter and attempted to respond. Hello? Who's there? How can I help? The static grew quieter somehow. A long pause made me consider if it had worked after all. Before I could try and repeat myself, I heard the voice again. The static finally lessened, revealing a voice that now seemed to
Starting point is 00:23:49 somehow clearer, more focused. It trembled with what I can only interpret as relief. The voice sounded feminine now, though strained and thinned, as if speaking, required tremendous effort. Leaned closer to the transmitter, my pulse quickening. Yes, I hear you. Where are you? Who are you? I don't know who. The voice cracked, dissolving momentarily into static before returning,
Starting point is 00:24:32 clearer than it had ever been before. It's so long. I don't... How did you end up there? Where is it? Were you kidnapped? Let me know so I could send help. I asked.
Starting point is 00:24:51 My voice barely above a whisper. The radio hissed and popped in response. No, I found something in the books. A doorway. A way through. I thought I was so clever. I thought I'd discovered something no one else had. What was waiting for me? What was waiting? Who are you? I pressed the transmitter harder as if physical pressure could somehow strengthen our tenuous connection.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I ran in this unit to study. It was the only place that was safe of the books, the symbols. They're all part of something bigger. There's a hunger here in this place between places. It feeds on us, on Essence, help me. I'm fading. I looked around at the chalk markings with new understanding. They weren't random at all. A diagram door. How can I help you?
Starting point is 00:26:04 What do I need to do? The urgency in my voice surprised even me. I could barely believe this was all happening. Yet the impossibility of the situation did little to dull my desire to help. The radio fell silent for so long. I thought I'd lost her, softer than before. The ritual. You need to reverse it.
Starting point is 00:26:27 The book with the red binding on the far wall. Page 43. My eyes scanned the chaos until I spotted it. A leather-bound volume. It spined the color of dried blood. I scrambled over boxes and debris, snatching it up with trembling hands. The book was heavier than I expected.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Its leather cover worn smooth in places, cracked and peeling in others. Each one covered in cramped handwriting and arcane diagrams that seemed to shift when I wasn't looking directly at them. Page 43 revealed a complex circular pattern, not unlike the chalk markings on the walls, but more intricate. Notes in faded ink crowded the margins. Some crossed out, others underlined multiple times. I found it. I said returning to the radio, but I don't understand what I'm looking at. The symbols need to be retron. The words pronounce. from in reverse order.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Coming closer. Coming closer. The question escaped before I could stop it. A burst of static erupted from the radio. So loud I had to cover my ears. When it subsided, Rebecca's voice had changed. Lower, strangled. As if speaking through something,
Starting point is 00:27:52 the hairs on my arms stood on end, and the air in the storage unit seemed to grow colder, heavier, studying the symbols. They seemed familiar somehow, though I knew I'd never seen them before. My fingers traced the outline of the central figure, a twisted inhuman shape of too many limbs and eyes that seemed to follow my gaze across the page. A cold sweat broke out across my forehead. Was this poor girl stuck in there with that thing? My gaze darted to the chalk markings on the wall, seeing them with new clarity.
Starting point is 00:28:33 I moved to the wall and hurriedly wiped away the old marking and replaced them with the wall. inversions of the previous patterns. I moved as fast as I could, spurred on by the anguish sounds of Rebecca on the radio. Something terrible was coming for her, and I had to get her the fuck out of there. The chalk dust clung to my sweaty fingers
Starting point is 00:28:50 as I worked, each symbol requiring painstaking care to invert properly. My heart hammered against my ribs, and I found myself glancing over my shoulder at shadows it seemed to shift when I wasn't looking directly at them. The final symbol took shape
Starting point is 00:29:05 under my trembling hand. A twisted glyph that resembled an eye with tendrils spiraling outward. Almost done. I called to the radio, my voice cracking with tension. Just one more line. The words from the book felt strange in my mouth
Starting point is 00:29:17 as I pronounced them backward. Each syllable's slippery and wrong, like something that wasn't meant to be spoken by human tongues. The air and the storage unit grew dense, charged with an electricity that made my skin prickle and the hairs and my arms stand on end.
Starting point is 00:29:32 As I completed the final reverse symbol, The radio erupted with a sound that wasn't static. It was something deeper. Cream that morphed into a roar, followed by Rebecca's voice, suddenly crystal clear and urgent. I can feel myself coming back. Please don't stop now.
Starting point is 00:29:57 I need to get out of here. The chalk markings began to glow with a sickly blue light, pulsing in rhythm with the desperate pleas coming from the radio. The temperature in the room plummeted so quickly that my breath came out in visible clouds. The pages of the book fluttered as if caught in a sight, sudden breeze, though the air itself seems stagnant, frozen. The glow from the symbols intensified,
Starting point is 00:30:21 casting long, distorted shadows across the concrete floor. The door to the storage unit fell down on its tracks and slammed to the ground. Ignoring the distractions, I hope the ritual was finally finished, yet Rebecca's haunting cries pierced the silence once more, distorted again. One last, hurry in the radio. Her voice echoed with a chilling urgency as if the walls themselves were closing in, suffocating us in a desperate race against time. There had to be one last step, but what? I needed a stronger signal.
Starting point is 00:31:04 She was breaking up again and I needed better reception. Moving the radio outside the building might make a difference. It had to. My eyes fixed on the radio. The thin walls of the storage unit reverberated with echoes of Rebecca's suffering. The cries were frantic now. She sounded like she was in pain. I had to help and get a clear message again and complete the.
Starting point is 00:31:23 The last step, I seized the old radio and ran to the door. In my haste, I almost tripped, my foot slipping on a nearby book that had fallen. I caught myself before I fell, barely noticing the line of salt I had disturbed. My foot struck it, scattered traces everywhere. Pressure that followed was immense, an invisible weight that fell so fast and hard I could scarcely comprehend it. It was like the air itself was turning against me, suffocating me, squeezing the breath from my lungs. My mind raced but came up blank, terror eclipsing thought. In my hands, the radio twisted.
Starting point is 00:32:12 It was so sudden, so violent. I had no time to tighten my grip before it wrenched free, yanked by a force that was greater than anything I had ever known, did fall in slow motion, as though the world had slowed down just to let me see the finality of it. Plastic and metal and wires. Bright flashes of white and silver shattered against the cracked floor. Explosive. Louder than thunder. An orchestra of destruction.
Starting point is 00:32:48 The walls trembled. Then I felt it. A presence. Vast and oppressive. Something had been released. But it was not words, but a terrible buzzing feeling. It reminded me of the sound. of thousands of insects chittering all at once.
Starting point is 00:33:19 A cold wind is swept through the storage unit. Rustling papers and making the pages of open books flutter wildly. I reeled at the thunderous proclamation of the real being that had escaped. I was over a stack of moldering cardboard boxes. The books inside spilled across the concrete floor. Their pages opening to reveal more of those terrible. It's the sweetest. My back hit the storage unit door.
Starting point is 00:34:22 I fumbled for the handle while looking behind me. My eyes desperately searching for the source of the terrible voice. Fluckish. Oned on the metal walls as the temperature plummeted. Called the instructions to reverse the chalk markings. The odd vocalizations. Taking the radio out. Breaking the salt line.
Starting point is 00:35:05 My stomach churned with the realization of my mistake. Was never meant to free. Read the thing that had killed her. The voice rang out once more. Coiled around me. Leaving me frozen. the presence in the room was gone in the next instant. It stood still.
Starting point is 00:35:55 And all I could hear was that whisper, echoing over and over, until it was the only thing left in my mind. The silence closed in on my mind as well. And I was alone. I stood in the doorway, burdened by the awful knowledge of what I had just set loose upon the world. The shattered radio lay in pieces. A stark testament to my failure.
Starting point is 00:36:26 I replayed every moment in my mind. Each memory is sharp and unforgiving. The enormity of what I had done settled over me like a suffocating fog. Since that day, nothing else has happened. I abandoned my position at tidy storage without explanation, silently slipping it to obscurity. There's a monstrous presence lurking somewhere now. It knows me, and I'm actually aware that my fleeting respite will soon crumble.
Starting point is 00:37:07 I'm left to this solitary vigil, tormented by fear of what has been set loose. Let this serve as my warning. Sometimes, it's best left unanswered. If you are looking for a job, tidy storage is hiring still to this very day. I hear they have a killer benefits package. Before you leave, one more item came in, I nearly forgot to pass you away. It was lodged behind a crate of brittle clamshells and sun-buckled exercise tapes. Found in an abandoned storage unit.
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